#39: Soda Rants, Cargo Pants and Comic Sans

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Type in the keyword Brooklyn and the drop down click on Brooklyn Boys for your seventy eight percent off discount. Up that up, Brooklyn, Start up, Brooklyn Books Up. They're making noise dat up up episode. Imagining that with a question mark because I can't believe it? Do my eyes deceive me? That the this episode forty of the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Um No, it's a nice round number, isn't I like it? Yeah, I'm Scary Jones along with David Brody.

You could say whatever you want by scary Scary to I don't need to the fans say enough, let them talk, keep going by the way, just to make everybody happy because it is brody and scary. Um, this is episode thirty nine. I'm gotting wrong, got it wrong, and we need to do over on that. No, we're just gonna keep this podcast is real. I'm rushing it. I'm rushing it. I thought this was episode forty. Man, the next episode of the episode forty. Yeah, hopefully we can get to one.

Here's here's what I'm gonna say for episode thirty nine. You're getting the PEPSI rand. You're getting it today? Well, dude, you keep promising. I know. But here's what we do. And then it fizzles out. No, you and I go off and we start talking to Tangent. I see we did that. You go you know, You and I go off on Tangents and then before we realize that it's an hour and ten minutes and we I gotta go.

We don't right, I understand. But but what the listeners don't realize is we have ideas and things we want to get to on the podcast. I've got two pages here, I've got some stuff in front of me. The the issue with it is, we just get into conversation and we go we We don't really have like a checklist. I gotta say that, gotta do this, gotta see this kind often little things here. By the way, we just

came back from Florida. We were at the eaton Rock Miami, uh, and we had I don't know fifty listeners and their friends. It was a big, big party, great time, and a lot of listeners came up to me and said, hey man, these rants, Uh, what's with your life? You know what's going on? And then and then one guy said to me, you make some of those up, right, Like you can't possibly have that awful stuff happening all the time. I said, my life would be much easier if I could sit

home and make this ship up. But I can't do that because I'm so busy yelling at people on the phone. Somebody said, oh, two weeks ago, they said, I hope you have a lot of a lot of rants on the next episode, and I said, we'll try. You know, I don't know had a few ready, And that day I had three customer service problems. It's also yeah, definitely,

you know, I showed them the folder. I have a notepad app on my phone like everybody does, and I opened it and I have a folder in there called rants, and I just I scrolled with my finger really fast. They couldn't read it, but it kept going. It's like twelve pages of rants that I haven't done yet. And so I did prove to a bunch of people in in Miami Beach this week, I'm ready to go. And we met a lot of wonderful listeners. Thank you so much. And Brodie was getting all up in the club that

last you were in Duck Club, you were in territory. Yeah, I was like, kind of, I was. I was happy to see you. I was happy that you made it through the who the lovely lady with you Robin And a lot of listeners who are hardcore they were like, oh, that's Robin, like they knew, and uh, we had a couple of listeners and they weren't asking her to hold the camera for a change, they were asking her to be in the pit. And you met those two girls, one from West Virginia and one from South Carolina. Was

Marissa and Kayla quote me on it. Yeah, Kayla. Anyway, so in talking to them, they had vision envisioning their faces. They listened to the podcast so intently as as all of you guys do and everything that was going on at the opening night party. They were knowing what I was gonna say, do and think. They were like right, They're like, oh oh, So they brought over like a derbs and there was like, um, a little taco and it had a little scanions on top. She says, excuse me,

he doesn't want those. He doesn't need skuyons. Like it's like you had somebody there speaking and then I said something. She was, oh, that's because your daughters going to college. You know, that's because she knew. And I was like, this is getting kind of weird, but in a flattering way.

But they knew everything. This was any other thing where we didn't have microphones in front of us and we weren't doing a podcast, I would say that would be really weird, right, but in this case it's not flatter. We were at the club. The club parties was named Pretty Lounge. Pretty Lounge, uh, and we had a little back room party. It was just us and the listeners and their their guests and um, you know, I had my one beer in my hand, but I didn't really

drink it because it was what it was. And uh, I was wearing a I think gray and white shirt right with jeans whatever it was. And they in stacks had these um glass light up wrist bracelets that wrap around your wrist. They were all over the place. You could put them on your glass, you could put them on it was so dark, and those were the only lights in the room with these flash fast flashing wrist brace right, So I grabbed the one that matched my

shirt because he was gonna have a seizure. Right. There was a white one that flashed like white and bluish gray, and then the orange one. So I'm wearing it. I'm like, oh, I feel like I'm in the club. Yeah, we were all having epileptic fits because they were all going a little a little bit on and off. And that was the lights. Nobody was making that noise. That was the lights lights. Yeah, that's the sound of the light if

the light could spend. And this guy comes over and he must have picked up three orange ones and he goes, it's the club was loud, you know, the club gets loud, right um, and he says, hey, man, can I trade you one of my orange ones for that one? And I said, well, because I had three orange ones, I go no, no, I don't mean to be rude, but orange doesn't match what I'm wearing. Like I've had a metstrat on. I take the orange one. And he looked at me like, no, you're a dick, Like he wasn't

one of our listeners. By the way he was. Uh, it was by the door to the outside area where everybody else was and uh he saw me, goes gonna trade in orange. Yeah, man, this the white one is obviously very popular and worth a lot of money. You can buy it on eBay for me in about a week. But right now, but right now match my outfit. I gave him a reason. I didn't just say no. So all in all, we had a wonderful time. Uh. You know, I noticed that at the pool party, the harder it rained,

the more people went in the pool. That was the crazy thing we did. So we did the the event Thursday, right. It was indoors because it was little drizzly. Friday was beautiful Friday. Everyone could have done the morning show outside from retrospect, but we couldn't have planned possible rain. You need to for ours to set up for our broadcast, so we can't really make that prediction. So you know what better shape than some beautiful day coast boy. Josh and I were playing ping pong um uh in the

grassy area outside my balcony. Um and so he beat me three games and then uh, two listeners came over. I believe it was Colleen and I want to say Jason could have been Jordan. I think was Jason and Colleen. They're the ones that played match game on the live broadcast and big mat fans, and Colleen says, hey, I'll play winners, and then I was like, okay, all right. She was just wanting, you know, my husband's never beat me. I'm great now. You know, people say they're good, but

you never know if Yeah, sports is your thing. Ping pong is not a basketball I've seen it. Not football, not really a thing. Softball. Maybe if you just needed to hit and pull the ball the right field, you're the best. Ping pong. Not it's not a sport. Okay, that's what you play. So Josh and I played for like an hour. Is not sport? Was sweating, and so he beats me. And um, we were playing with these really funky blue plastic paddles. They were really cool. You

could spin with them anyway. So Colleen, after she comes over, she goes, who's winning, Like Josh, like I I won three times, but not like braggadoshery like we just you know, you just won? She said, can I play? I gotta warn you though, I'm really good, So the guy. So she plays Josh. She beats him. Oh my god. Josh was getting cocky with me a little bit, a little bit like I'm not bad, but a little bit, and he's looking at me during as he's getting beaten, and

he's going, now, she's really good. She's beating me, and so she's like, whoa, I beat coastered boy Josh highlight on my vacation, right, So I have to play winners. And so I'm like, I don't want to lose this to this girl because she's really nice tweeting. Second, you didn't let her win a little bit, like you didn't like have mercy on her or something. Beat she beat Josh. No, she's a Mets fan. She's used to losing. I'm a

Mets fan. I can say that anyway, long story longer, I beat her, beat her, but that doesn't make you better than coasterboard. It just means I matched up better against against Colleen. So she's good, though, I gotta say she is good. He's good. We had fun. But Friday was great. It was sunny. You got a little sunburn and um yeah, so we had all the and the Neo event was indoors as well because we didn't know. We didn't want to. Saturday, we did the pool party

because for like half hour got sunny. Everybody ran outside, bathing suits everything, and we got into one of the pools. They have like four pools there. All right, it's a beautiful, beautiful resort, but it's not really resort. It's just a it's it's a huge hotel with several pools. I gotta say that it felt like a resort, like it was really laid out nicely. It was good. I liked it. I'm saying. There was a lot of place to walk around, restaurants,

a lot of places to eat there. Yeah, they got this all inclusive package, you know, at which we indulged in. Had a second hold on. I noticed you were taking leftovers from there was this da, this wonderful local organic. This restaurant called Malibu Malibu Farmer is great and and they have this all inclusive package at the at the hotel. It's the only one in that area. Yeah, you can in my am me there, That's what I said. So, but but as far as my left okay, so he's

left over. I went with Josh together take leftovers when there's more tomorrow. This is more. Tell you why I went with Josh. We went to Meliba Farm. We had a little He had fish tacos y um, and I had a sausage roller teeny and like baked in a bread. It was like a stromboli but like I've never had before, with rogotta and mozzarella, a little red pepper. And I couldn't decide between that and the corn, the barbecue corn pizza that Elvis was raving. Oh my god, the best

corn pizza I ever had. So I'm like, well, I'll tell you what. I'll take the pizza to go. I'll have that my room for later when I'm hungry. Pizza holds up, So that's why I did. I took the pizza. We do in all inclusives, though, we just take chances, right, you know what, I can't choose between the shrimp and the steaks. I'm going to have both. I had both and the corn pizza had like a uh like a crema, like a crema cream sauce kind that was so good.

But yeah, I didn't want to make a decision. That's but that's the whole point of going to all inclusives. By the way, I gotta tell you this water tastes funny. What are you drinking? So I wanted a freaking bottle of water before we started the podcast. I drink water out of the bottle. I drink bottle, so it took the last bottle, right, there was one bottle left, but the next to last. But Elvis has a case of water, yeah, except two things. He had one like a twelve pack

outside his door today. But we had we had multiple guests and then Bella Thorne, you know bell Thorn. Yes, she's here doing an interview with some of the other DJs that work here. And I believe she had the last water, which is fine, But on the other side of the door there's more water. Now. I love lukewarm little but the last but the last time you went in Elvis's office. You gave away his tastes cookies to know. But the thing is big Eric. Nobody seems to have

a freaking key to his office. I just want a bottle of water, so I had I was four. He's not gonna leave his door open like he did the least time. I was forced Brody to get a cup of water from the filtered water system at work. Push button. This something, there's something different. Maybe it's mind over matter. Because I'm drinking cold water out of a coffee cup that came from machine. I just I feel like it's dirty. I just don't feel like it's as clean and pure

as a bottle. I feel like water that's been bottled in the springs of You are water bottle bugee. By the way, hashtag water bottle bugee. You are water bottle bougee. You know New York has the best water in the country. You know it's a fact. Don't don't don't tweet us. I don't trust the pipes that they don't tweet us from Maine and tell me your water is better because you're not drinking that. I agree. I've seen those studies, Brodie. Every time New York tap water, not from the river,

not New York. I'm sure Nebrasky of gray water. I'm sure you have to tweet us New York every year wins best water in the National Water Contest. Yes, right, because it's got the right mixture in order to make it here into this building. You could make it anywhere through this system. I just the filtration system. I think there's something really weird with it. There's some filtered pipes in the building that that's the thing. Well, that makes

clean water dirty, doesn't it. So I don't know. I'm just sitting here and I'm like, I just wish I had a bottle of water. So I am a water bottle bougie. What are you a water bottle? Um? Speaking of things that you are bougie about, we have a whole list. No, no, no, we have Do we have have time for this? I have some some peeves, some pet peeves. Not a rant yet, but some things that ticked me off in the past week. I got my car washed last week before we went away, and there

was a customer there, big heavy, said guy. He's the kind of guy that like talks to her, but like he knows them. I didn't know them. So he's paying for the woman at the register and uh, she says, Oh, how's your day going? And he goes another day in paradise, honey, you know. So I'm like, okay, could you be more snarky? Well no, no, he was saying, like trying to be funny, like saying ship different day. Right. So he goes outside. Now he's waiting for his car to come through, and uh.

The guy who who matches you up with your cars is uh uh, he's he's Hispanic gentleman and he says, um, uh, which cars yours? I say, because I want you to tell I don't know their names. So there's another guy's two guys. The first gig goes, uh, what kind of car do you have? He says, tells him the kind of car, and the guy goes, okay, everything good, and he goes he says he says it again. He goes, yeah,

it's another damn paradise boss, boss boss. Right. So then the guy who runs the place, right, he says, I, uh, your car's ready already had um uh civic, here's your civic's ready? He says, uh as a look is a good. Yeah. He goes, all right, you have a good day, and he goes, yeah, you know, it's a damn paradise boss, So it's okay to say it once. You gotta have something else to say besides another day in baradise. Boss.

Don't you do that though? Don't you have preconceived things or things to say you're talking to I'm just saying when you don't want to, when you don't want to deal with people, don't have I speak less. Then I got all good, No, have a nice day. But come on, did he think you have nobody else hurt him? You don't have like a prefabricated line for the day that you're gonna you're gonna speak to. You're gonna tell people that are your acquaintances, you know, like like an elevator

people another Monday. You don't have a rotation of stories. Everybody listening has a guy or a woman they work with who does that whole Oh you know, got a handcut, got him all cut? What are you gonna do? You know those catchphrases, the oh, it's another hump day, another Wednesday. You know, another is coming up the elevator at five o'clock in the morning. It's like the five o'clock in the morning. Crew, when you're like in then elevator with strangers at that hour, have a good show. We have

a good show. Have a good show. And you know it looks like today he's gonna be a beautiful one. Can't wait to run, run for the hills after the show's over, you know, like you can't wait to get out of the the catchphrases. Yeah, this is the kind of guy. This is what I figured out. This is the kind of guy doesn't know anybody's names. He calls them like pal boss, chief chief. So I decided I'm gonna call him chief. So here's my first one for the show.

Hashtag f you chief, f you. Yeah, you know what, another day in Paradise, chief you f you stop it. Here's you gotta look around and make sure that David Brodie, whoever that someone else doesn't hear you say the same thing three times. No, damn Paradise. But just take your car and get the f out, Take you a little civic and drive wherever your day in Paradise is and go there Paradise, damn Paradise, like he wants anybody go. Ha, that's funny because it's not right. Yeah, shut up and

get your car clean to get out. I'm also I'm also gonna complain a little bit about itim as a sign on the Garden State Parkway. Parkway is a major talkway. It's a all road in New Jersey, runs north south and they have rest stops. Right. I want to get the name right because I don't want to. I don't want to. God forbid, I miss quote these bastards. Uh where is it here? So you know, I like to have to sign like this. McDonald's is a roy Rogers. They tell you the restaurants that are located in there.

Anyone who lives in New Jersey who's seen this, you've gotta be thinking the same thing. It says original Pizza of Boston. That makes no sense because, first of all, is this some dispute over who's the original pizza Boston that they have to be the original? One second of all's New Jersey. I'll give a funk about Boston pizza. And even the Boston had Pizza, had Boston Market even become popular around the country outside of it was Boston

Chicken back into the chicken they created in Boston. That's fine, but wait a second, hold on, we care about Kentucky Fried Chicken. I mean, that's a national change, that's a national chain. But that's because Jersey isn't known for their fried chicken. Right, New Jersey and New York are known for the pizza. Don't bring me Boston Pizza on my Garden State Parkway. Jersey is the Garden State, by the way, so it's our Jersey nicknamed. So you're thinking that these

people have no business. You know, it's like Stacy's Pizza. We're talking about Stacy Pizza pizza. Right, It's like, Wow, big, big deal, big deal Boston Pizza. We got an entire state. You put clanch out on it. Where do you put big beans on it? The funk out of here? Boston Pizza. Fuck you, Boston Pizza, Original Boston Pizza, Original Boston Pizza. I need a better I need a better place to get pizza on that's unarrested home. I take a look. I want to see what they offer. They offer pizza.

I don't even know what else they have. I'm gonna find it now. I want to see what that what makes them great? This is the listen. I'm not I'm not a Yankee fan, you know that, But since when the people in New Jersey you give a damn by anything from Boston. So I take it this place is gonna close up shop it is now. Well, I'll tell you what. They got a four point two rating in Google from w from who in the New York Oh? Please? Oh there's one in there's one in a Storia. You

know what us. Hold on, if you're from Philadelphia, I want you to tweet me at David Underscore, Brody at Brooklyn Boys, WTF at Scary Jones? Tweet the three of us. If you saw original Philly Key Steaks of Boston, would you go there? No? You wouldn't, No you would. So it looks like they offer some sallets in Miami, Original Stone Trap legs of Boston. F that you're not eating it? Oh, here we go. Boston pizza. They offer on their menu

Hawaiian pizza with Hammond pineapple. Not pizza. They offer broccoli and chicken pizza. I'm out beef and veggie pizza. Why would you combine those two? Hold on, here's one bacon chicken sausage in Hallapeen. Here it's a joke, it's a spoof. It's a parody of pizza places. Oh, but then they order chicken kebab platters if you want for dinner. Nothing says pizza like a chicken gyro platters. Okay, chicken fingers, stop it, I'll go on. They have Yeah, it doesn't

seem like they specialized in pizza. They have is at this point? You know what? Do they have any locations in Boston? Anyone? Is there one location in Boston? Yeah? Boston Pizza locations near me? And wow, there's a lot of them. And there are chained dude, yeah, there are. They should be chained around the door so you can't get in f them. Who is that for? People driving on the on the on the Parkway, Boston, Boston, Florida. Here's one in Montclair. I don't a that is there

one in Boston. I'm looking, I don't see one original. Here's one original pizza of Boston. We are met serving Massachusetts, Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, New Jersey, and beyond. Now they're not serving New York. Nobody from New York is going, hey, Matt, what do you want for dinner? And Nigi yet? And you and the mother's going, oh, Anthony, why don't you gonna stop off at Original Pizza Boston and get me like clam chowder slice. Yeah, nobody's doing that.

Agree with you on that? That's pretty you know what that is. That's a front for organized crime. That's what I'm thinking. And by the way, I'm just saying as a joke, don't get him. Let's call them, no call, Yeah, I get him on the phone and ask them where they're from. And it's I'm gonna call him right now. I tell him I want to I'll clam Chowder Pie should call him? Yeah, I want to clamp Chowder Pizza.

We're gonna send Why are they the original Pizza? And let me ask you a question, And when they were in Boston? Is that name Original Pizza Boston? Why would you name meself that in Boston? They don't have a phone number, contact us by email address only give me a break. They don't want to talk to people original. It just gets me upset. Wherever you live, you got a thing, right, you got something that your your neighborhoods known for. You know, you don't you don't think they

should own it? Like like like you don't you don't think anybody else has the right to make cheese steaks. Is that what you're saying. No, I'm saying if you're in Boston and you have original cheese steaks of Boston, god bless you. But if I don't put one on Center Street, if I live outside of Maryland, I can't make crab crab cakes. You can make crab cakes, but you can't have Nebraska crab cakes in Maryland. Oh well, they're landlocked over there. So that's my point. I don't think that

you'd find that. But pizza's universal. I mean, I know, Listen, people make an argument there are there are a number of states in this country. You do not want to eat pizza. I'll tell you one that you do. And no offense to New York, New Jersey. Let me think out of the box here, Connecticut, New Haven pizza. Connecticut's got good pizza. But I can assure you that those

people have family in New York, not Boston. Yeah, no, and I can I'm not saying that maybe New Yorker is a nice Italian family didn't move up to Listen, Boston has an lovely Italian community. A lot of Italians in Boston, a lot of Irish and Boston let me tell you. I love Boston. Let me tell you, but don't try to tell me. I'm just supposed to eat your Boston pizza New Jersey. I gotta say. Anthony's Co Fired Pizza is all over Florida, all over Florida. It's

got it. But it's got Anthony in the title. We talked about that. I know. But but what the thing is, when I hear Anthony, I think of pizza. That's when I hear Boston. I hear I think Boston cream. Poe thinks Boston, Big Beans, Boston, Newing and clam chowder. So maybe they make a great Tom Brady know about pizza. But wait a second. You know Peppi's and New Haven makes it. They make the sickest a white clam pie.

The clams are in New England clam chowder. They see the New England thing of all what sorry, clams is not pizza. White clam pie is. This is a tradition. It's a stapled on. It's a staple. Listen, that's the best pizza in Connecticut. I get it, but it's not a staple of pizza. White clam sauce is not a staple, right,

No sauce and cheese. I get it with you, and you if you want to listen, if you want to bring down peppies of of New Haven and put that in New Jersey, I'll accept that because that's a legendary place. But don't bring Boston pizza. I mean I I would eat five white clam pie. I don't want them more upset about the fact that it's pizza Boston, or they

gotta slip in the fact it's original Pizza Boston. As if all the other Boston pizza places they are having A few are invading New Jersey one of one sliced by Land, two of by Sea, and they're on their way here, but are having the same problem that we're having here with raise and famous Raise and original Rais and original famous Raise. But you don't know which raises the real I know which is the real one and

not in business. And then there's John's, and then the John's Pizza, and then Joe's but John again, John Joseph. Those a pizza places all right, Boston not so much. Not someone. I'm not going to Boston for pizza. I'll go to Chicago. I'll try their cast role. It's an unfortunate name. What can I say? Oh? And you know what, speaking of pizza from around the country, A friend Fran from Auto Choke Pizza here in New York. Uh, now in New Jersey as well. Uh, he just opened up

Detroit pizza style pizza. That's uh lions and Tigers and squares. Oh my, oh my, he's coming up. He's gonna bring his pizza for the podcast. You know, there's never had Detroit. Have you had Detroit pizza? Uh? No, But I hear that it's there's some characteristic of it. There's a famous and by the way, I'm not being hypocritical by saying Detroit pizza in New York. And I said, no, Boston pizza because France is a staten Alan Italian and I trust him to interpret it properly. And he doesn't say

original Detroit pizza. They says lions and Tigers and squares, which is a tribute to Detroit. But then throw my face and say original Detroit, original Boston. So Chicago has its thing. Uh, New York, you have New Haven, right, but but no, And Detroit also has amazing pizza. It's Uno Barn girl. Now, I know, all right, Detroit has its own thing. Uh, there is now uh set they there is a company. There's a family who makes a pizza in in um in Detroit. I forgot it's an

Italian name, and they say they're amazing. They just struck a deal with seven eleven to roll out there, hold on, start pizza around the country at seven elevens. I really think that's gonna that could tarnish their name because seven eleven's name, no, the pizza family's name, whatever it's it's some family's famous family pizza in Detroit. They're apparently doing something with with seven eleven so you'll be able to

go to a gas station and get their pizza. The issue with it is will they will they live up to the quality that this family has in Detroit? We know the answer on pizza. You know that there is only one who know and that's the one in Chicago. And everything else that became a chain around the country for some reason is different. Would you agree with that, Brodie? So I'm hoping that that famous pizza family they don't fall into that trap. But it's gonna be hard. Yeah,

I'm just looking up. Yeah, I can't find it. Whatever, whatever it is, all right, all right, pizza, Pizza gets me a little excited. It did it just gotta you know what, eet to be excited Marvel movies because we've been traveling every weekend. I haven't had a chance to see Deadpool two yet. I was supposed to go last night, and now right now, someone's waiting to tweet me that Deadpool two reminds me of those people that correct you when when we say rule number one. If you're gonna

correct someone, be right. So Deadpool and the Fantastic Four and the X Men rights as well. They are owned by Marvel, their Marvel superhero but the movies up until this point have not been produced by Marvel. Okay, they are owned by Marvel, and they were they were licensed to Fox Century Fox. Okay, that's why those characters are not in the big Marvel movies that we watch now,

the Avengers and all that. But about two months ago, Marvel, because Fox is selling off their properties, Marvel brought back the rights to Spider Man which they were renting him, and they bought Deadpool and all of the Marvel characters that that twent Century Fox had. So I pointed something out to Elvis on the Big Show that um, the number one and two movies this past week. I said, it's probably gonna be Infinity War and Deadpool. No, I said Deadpool two, and then and then han Solo Star Wars,

Solo Star Wars story that Disney. I said, Disney owns Marvel, and Disney owns. You didn't say anything false, right, Big weekend for Disney weekend, And we've got text messages. Marvel doesn't know movies, man with movie text messages. Okay, but you know better, of course, say no better. First of all, First of all, the characters are Marvel superheroes. So even though even if what I'm about to say didn't wasn't true,

Marvel gets a take of that. Right. It's their characters that are licensed the twentieth century Fox, and it's still their image and their brand and their toys that sell. Second of all, they bought the rights, which is why in the coming next couple of years, you're gonna see the X Men and the Avengers, and you're gonna see the Fantastic Four reborn again. You're gonna see the Silver Surfer, and you're gonna see all those characters. Thank you, Disney,

thank you, But just don't correct this. Don't don't be so fast, That's what I'm saying. I know, well, listen, people do that all day to me, they do it to everybody. I see it. Go through the text, and if we make a mistake, that's fine. But I make some mistakes on the last podcast in the description, I think I made some type that he auto own wrong and something elseide I was late and I was bleary eyed, and and you know what, wait, what do you kind

of stupid question? Hold the one side, speaking of Disney and Marvel, The movie is called Infinity War. It is not Infinity Wars. There's no s S on the end, like you just said earlier in this podcast. No, I did not scroll back. I did not say in Wars anyway. It's just Infinity War. Why are we? Why are we

walking around here? And if I said Infinity War, like Infinity Wars is a great film, I may have sounded like I tagged it on, but I know that's Infinity War's the point I've written down Infinity War, good cover. So why are you? Why are you walking around here with an earpiece? I can't stand bluetooth people. It's one thing that Brody Brody is like. It's like a throwback to the nineties, I'll tell you what they made. Whatever it was, everyone remembers people walking around with a Bluetooth

piece in their freaking ear. So you look like you're walking around and insane asylum talking to yourself because you're talking talking, And then I try and talk to you because you don't have a phone in your hand or anything. You're just walking cash through the radio. I'm what point I pointed to my ear, you pointed right. I'll tell you why. I but who even uses a bluetooth anymore? I'll answer that question. I do. I'll tell you why.

Number one. Don't give a funk what society says. I'm at the point in my life where f you you can't give me a good reason other than society says not to use a Bluetooth piece. Society says, second of all, I make sure I have Bluetooth in my ear in the car, so when you text me like a maniac, I get it ticket anyway. But I can point to the earpiece and say, officer, look, I have an earpiece in I have Bluetooth. Don't you have Bluetooth in your car? But you can't prove to the officer you head it on.

I have it in my ear, I can look it's in my ear. Second of all, if a fourth of all, whatever I'm up to. If I used the bluetooth in my car, I gotta turn, I lose the radio, right, But I used the bluetooth when I call companies and fight with them when they put me on when they put me on hold, I can still listen to the radio in the background keeps me calm. I listened a stupid on hold music. Also, as most people know, the last two years, I've had my hand in a in

a wrist brace. I had made your risk surgery twice that limited how much I could hold. That I understand. So I got you don't have a wrist brace on anymore, but brace free hold on. But when my hands were bandage, my hand was was an a brace and a cast. I bought a couple of bluetooth pieces from my car, in my house and my work so that I would have them so it would be easier for me that I went to hold the phone with my one good hand. There there worth a lot of money because they're hard

to find. Fuck yeah, because people still want them get out of here still anymore. They do make them. But I like certain ones and I can't get I just threw them away. I swear to god, it was sitting at the back of a drawer. I haven't used it in like ten years. I'm like, I got I gotta get ready. I'll tell you what else. I don't give off about what's that? I don't care if you're a font snob. Kathleen on our morning show runs Elvis dot Com. Web grow Kathleen. She's sitting out there right now. She's

making new fonts. You get her in here for a second. Yeah we should. Where is she Here's not hearing it. She's got us tuned out. Hold on, you got better. I don't need to answer to anybody else about what font I use. Someone's gonna decide what what font is in fashion what's not. It's like if I want to wear cargo shorts, I like the pockets. I don't need you to get already A font snob shot out? Yeah, okay,

Web Kathleen. The Acquired Taste Podcast, Yes, web grol Kathleen, of course in the Acquired Taste Podcast runs elvistran dot com and a valuable member the Elvis Trade Morning Show. Thank you. That's the thing saying that I'm about to get all over you. He's trying to you know, comes ship that was the Bun and he comes to me. Kathleen uses an iPhone. I use Android, and one of the things I like about Android is it's much more

customizable than an Apple Apple iPhone. You can change everything, the colors, the backgrounds, the flashing everything, the font everything. And so I have a choice of many many fonts, like like when you use Microsoft Word and I like to use a font that looks a little different, a little quirky. On my phone. It's not quirky. It's trash. Okay, it's called like comic sans No, it's called like Chalky Walking. It's comic SMS. It's not comic. It's like the less

cool cousin to comics. I know what you're talking about now. It's the mom jeans of typeface and it is disgusting, you know what. I gotta be honest, I agree with I know what she's talking about. Bottom water Guy relaxed. So here's my here's my point. This is what I

have to deal with. And I know you guys listening to the podcast, you have to deal with this from people in your life, whether it's your font, your shirt, your your your car, there's something in your life that you love and someone's gonna tell you, Oh, no one uses that kind of spoon anymore. He's he's butt her because I just ripped him for I'm not. But I saw that earpiece before and I was like, really, what are you reading a construction business and you're on the side,

you know what? He was half a step away from putting a producer Sam, who's also on the acquired taste. You get an autter box for your phone, you have, so it's okay for you to have an auto box. Wrong with an auter box. Okay, it's five years old technology and it's too big and it makes you look like you're walking around What do you running a construction

jop on the side. No, I'm dropping my phone often because I'm always doing social so I actually don't have an utter box, and I have the cooler Apple version of yea, but yeah you should. We should screenshot. My point is producers Sam twenty something, attractive with it, her boyfriend hot, muscular, does yoga, A great guy. William, great guy. We love him well. This weekend in Florida, he wore cargo shorts, right, which you guys give me and Scotty and everybody else. He had crap four. It's like I

hate gago shorts. Like, but when she wants him to carry something, he puts him in his pocket because she doesn't have pocket, because you're wearing tights all the time, because she's yoga girl. And I looked at William and his cargo shorts and I went questionable choice and you would do him in a hot beat. No, I wouldn't. Most women friends freaking bid being him. Like now I'm saying the rest of him. He's a doable guy and she's married, and she's married. I wouldn't and I'm married,

and he's not at all my type. The cargo shorts was like numerous, no reason why he's not my type? Your type? Yeah, Scary is like a cool guy. He likes nice restaurants and yeah, but you don't visit them actually those pas? Yeah, because he's single. Wait a second, you wasn't it me who you modeled your your living situation after from when you were growing up listening to

the show. Yes, so years ago. Okay, that tells you all you need to know about It was a super Zoo and hundred fan like would listen every single morning, and before the show was syndicated, you guys talked about more local places around New York City, and Scary would always go on the show and say, Hoboken is where it's at. It's the coolest place to be. It's where all everybody hangs out, and there every weekend. So in my thirteen year old mind, I was like, Okay, I

think that's kind of cool. I think I need to move to Hoboken. And then when I graduated college, I was like, Okay, I'm gonna move to Hopebok. And I love it. It's like it was the best decision I ever made. I have so many friends, I love my apartment, My life is fabulous. Hoboken Kathleen, and she has a good font and she knows bad fonts when she sees Bertie.

If is there any design I really hope that you don't have designers, serious graphic designers that listen to this podcast, because they're probably in the bathroom now vomiting listening to you talk about how you have comics sands on your phone talking walk It's chucky. Walkie is the less attractive cousin of comics. But here's the worst part. It's everything that you type it's in chucky walk not when it

comes to you. Not when it gets to you. It's like reading everything on a tilted world, like the photons of the banking You can't even see letters squiggly, wacky and making stuff. There's chucky Walkie doesn't even like itself, so the letters sort of shrivel up and get squiggy. Listen, when your life is reduced to the fact that you have to have a snobbery about fonts, you've got a real issue. Chalkie Walkie Comics sands are garbage funds. Okay, It's like it's like make a new website and going

to geo cities dot com. Here's why, here's why you don't like Here's why you don't like comic sands because five years ago someone said comics sands is all You're like, yeah, it's a fun there's ten thousand fonts. You people have decided that one font you don't like that fond. I don't write business letters with any other font other than Times New Roman or Aerial. I truly prefer very sleek, uh, you know, just bold fonts and that's just like, there's

nothing you know about. That's the beautiful. The beauty of comic, Sands is I can hit the mutton and make it bold. It's like a bad comedian doing stand up going right, guys, that's comic Sands. You wouldn't know a good or a bad comic. I certainly would. I just watched Ali Wong's and You Special on Netflix and it was She's funny, She's funny. I love you anyway. I am a fun stop. I'm a typeface snob. You know I'm gonna send your

emails now. Let me tell you. Type face makes the world go round because you can have a beautiful message out there, a beautiful headline, a fabulous product, and if you have the wrong fun it is going to fail no matter why. And listen into stories busting out some cool fonds. What's that script one? That's your question? That's worth using the wrong font or spelling stuff wrong on elvisand dot com. All right, thanks for stopping by no actually using the wrong font. But Bertie, I have dyslexia,

so yes I have. Maybe that's why you don't like comics, says, I have my old dyslexia. It mostly shows up in numbers. I can't do math, but a lot of times all flip words or once I sent out an email to seventy people that said Babby Daddy instead of baby Daddy because my brain sees the symmetry over the spelling. That's why you don't like certain fonts, because they don't have the symmetry that you like. Yes, okay, so the rest of the world. If you like fun funds, I like

fun funds. I don't like looking at the same boring font So I'm going with my font. I like Bookman old Style. That's an underrated Bookman Old Style. It's a classic fund It's old in the title. No, don't you it's an Arie. We love Ariel, Ariel right Ariel and times New Roman. Everyone knows dice. But you don't use any of these other ones. You have used copper plate, Gothic time for that. Come on, I don't mean people telling me I picked the wrong helvetica. Helvetica that impact.

We've all used impact to like to pist off a coworker and make a sign at some point in her life right where he used impact at point and just I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why back in the day. I like comic sands. Why because so this goes back to your childhood. No, Dick didn't have fonts when I was a kid. Yes, they did. It worked Michael word perfect. Hello. The early days of computer there was no fonts when you were a kid either. Let's not kid ourselves. There weren't computers when you were a

little kid. When I was a little kid, but as far as I remember in grade, they were not computers with fonts. You didn't have word I had my Smith Corona word process. Nobody wants to hear this, dude, I'm just saying go ahead. When I first started writing comedy and I first started writing song parodies, and I had to facts the lyrics in to the companies that were buying my song parodies, right, I wanted a font that

was I was like, oh, there's other fonts. When I first computers first became the thing, and I was I was a comic. I'm an actual comedian, like, I was doing comedy, writing comedy, and when I saw the word comic in the font, I thought, ah, I'm gonna choose that, and it was sort of like offbeat, little uh weird looking Well, yeah, you everyone knows what comic look and I have no idea. I never looked it up. You don't have to look it up in tom Me, because

now I'm gonna look it up after this podcast. Why the word comic was in there? Maybe it was funny or cute or whatever, And so I kind of stuck with it mentally because I am a comic and I got my start writing comedy using that font. It's sort of I felt funnier like looking at the parody lyrics in that funt, and so on my phone, I use it, but I don't use it in business. I don't use it in emails. It's just on my phone. I use Chalky Walkie or Cocoa woke, whatever it's called. On my uka.

It's not bazooka whatever. So I'm gonna go ahead and live my life where if bluetooth makes my life easier, I'm not gonna care what society thinks. And if I liked my phone with with a with a weird font, then I'm not gonna care. We we can't preach tolerance on our morning show, and that people can be you and identify who you are and and pick your gender and pick that's the same criticize people's fonts. I understand. I see what you're saying. So I'm gonna I'm gonna

be me, you be you. I identify as comic sands. You do you boo boo? All right? You do you imagine? Wait a second, why doesn't Twitter open it up? Why can't you change the funt on Twitter? No? Then it'd be hard to People just start using crazy fonts and it's hard to read. I just want one funds fine, I'd like to see that Instagram. Hello, you're out there, We're talking to you. Instagram changing. Can we crea change fonts? All right? I got uh. I want to talk about

the airport experience with the airport experts. So well, first of all, what why was there a guy with a mop above your head at dinner? Oh? You wanna talk about that? I like to. I'd like to clarify this one one uh, one night we went out for was it Cuban food? Yeah, it wasn't even dinner, it was it was late lunch, was late afternoon lunch. We went off. We went off the Spanish food one night, and then

we went off a Cuban. Well, okay, we're off a Cuban so we're all sitting as like a tent of us at the table, and I'm sitting under like um allege, like you know in in your house sometimes when the vent system is running through your kitchen, so it's like a like six inches lower than the rest of the kitchen, it's like it's where the event is. So in this restaurant, event went along along the long wall in this rectangular shaped restaurant, and we were on the on the banquette

side right, it was you. You were on my left, and then Robin, your girlfriend was on your left, so it was me you Robin, and then it's some other people, okay, And I'm sitting there and I start to get rained on and it was raining outside. It was a drip, but it was like that thick water drip like a It wasn't like a little It was like a hit

in my leg. And I'm like, I'm going Then I thought maybe I drank the water too fast, like you grabbed the water and it flies over the side and hits you, or when the when the when the glass is sweating and then the water drips down here. Yeah, So then I'm like, as I said, scared, you're getting tripped on you, like no, So I look up and I see the overhang where we're sitting under the little lower part of the ceiling, and I see this like a little bit of water there, and I can't see

anything else. The ceiling itself doesn't I can't see the ceiling if it's leaking. But then it goes right at me, like I saw coming. I moved and and you're like, I'm not getting hit. And so then Robin got hit with a drip and you're like, oh, Robin, let me, let me talk to the guy. I'll get a guy for you. So when Robin got wet, you believed horror. But when I got dripped on your like, maybe it's the glass. Maybe it's it's, uh, the water on the glass.

So we call the guy over. We'll call him Enrique, because I don't know what his name was, but I you know, and if Enrique is on a Cuban name, I'm sorry, I apologize. It's not a hector. We'll no, I know a hector who was Cuban. I'm at school with him. Anyway, whatever his name was, I'm gonna call him actor for this conversation because I didn't ask his name So the waiter comes over and I said, excuse me,

I'm getting dripped on. I didn't get a leak in the ceiling and and and he said something I believe he said something like, it's no leak is like he said something like that. I said, what. He goes, condensation like that conversation. I said, well, it's dripping like it's if you don't mind, is this something you can do? He goes, it's very strange that never never does that. I said, okay, well could you could you maybe get a towel and you know, wipe it down? And I'm like, condensation.

It wasn't like there was an air conditioner up there, but all right, maybe the vent was cold. I don't know. So he calls another guy. That guy comes out and he's got a flat towel on a stick. It looked like a swiffer, but it was a towel on a stick. But it was ready to go, ready to go. If you've got towel on a stick and you're ready to go, don't look at me like, oh pa, because you knew what happened before. It probably happens every time. This guy,

this guy, Mikey mop Mikey Mop comes out. Could have been Miguel Mop. I'm going with Mikey Mop. And he comes out and he's thoughts, uh, like mopping the wall, the ceiling and then it's got like a rotating head like a swiffer, and he goes on the underhanging where the water is dripping. He did it very carefully about like no drip. We were all sitting below. I thought he I thought he was gonna knock it, and like as he pushed him, was gonna drip. Then this guy

is a pro. Mikey Mop knew what he was doing. Mikey Mop has done this before. So when Condon says the own guy, uh, he should have been like, it happens all the time. So sorry. He made like he's playing the part he's playing. He doesn't want to give up the fact that they got a customers, that they got a leak, because then it's like, if if you were onto him that this happens all the time, you might you might be like, wait, wait a second, why

don't you guys stick this permanently. It's embarrassing because the rest is an idea, you know, like you have gutters on your house. Drips to the end and he goes in there, why don't you put a little gutter on the end of the little event there, a little white gutter so that the water that the content session and by the way of condensation in Spanish, is not that. I'm just telling you how it's fine. You don't need to correct this. So the uh is dripping down the

wall and uh. This guy so he goes, I goes, I go, thank you, go back to eating our food. It was very good. And then ten minutes later, excuse me for me, so comes over. Yes, he's tripping again, and he looks. He looked, Daddy looked you saw him. He looked at me like this has never happened before. What he happened? He like he had to face beverized like, oh, this is where I go, Oh, I never happened before. No,

this guy looked like he's a lifer anyway. So he was like he had to face like I've never seen this before. But you know what he did ten minutes ago. So Mikey Mop comes out again of like these guys were good though they were good. Food was good, I'm saying, and you know what thought we were like it was a work thing, work paid for it was very nice. I didn't get free free because it was included everything right,

Everything was great in that place. I'll tell you the night before though, it was better if you if I'm being honest. The what was that place? Where do we go? I can't remember? Spanish place? Oh my god, we start there. I put a picture up of it. It was It was goat cheese flaw. Did you have that? Though? I had the Spanish French toast, which seems silly. They just called Spanish toast. They called it Spanish. Oh they had um.

They had touros yet more Spanish turos. Yes, when you got two rs, you roll them, or when the R pears at the beginning of the world, you roll it. So it's h yeah, I understand, is red because the R is the beginning, or or if there's two rs in the middle of the world, it's to ros. Wait a seconds only has one rudos. It's like a d But anyway, touros ice cream sandwich where you got like a flat turo thing on one side, the vanilla bean ice cream in the middle and another turoh so good,

and the seafood pia. Yeah, that was great. What was it? The woman that brought us to the restaurant. Don't know names, very nice, beautiful woman. But she spoke without an accent. But then when she mentioned the food, she's, oh, you guys, we ordered a lot of great food. I ordered you when she when she said the food, though, the accent kicked in in a in a it was strange. Well because they get yeah because that's the name of the food.

When you're pronouncing a food name, you get yeah. But I was like, oh, um, you're gonna love the panata and she said like she said, like, no, no, what was it was something that she said that she really really spanished it up, and it was and then she went right back to no, it wasn't. What do we have before that? I don't know. I can't even think of the croquettes we had, the croquettes, the croquette, the common croquettes say either of those things. I can't remember

it was. But sometimes people do that, like Elvis, sometimes he's telling a story, he'll he'll say, oh, I had the brusquette, and then just go back to speaking without an accent, the like oh I had uh, I had a soup had yo, And then he'll go back or with the chicken dishes, got chilli, pepe and ske and that's what she did. She did if she spanished. We all do that though, I know, but we do that with our Italian food. We were just just guilty with My point was it was so flawless and smooth, and

it sounded so much better when she said it. Of course I can't remember what it was, but it made it sound like, oh, I've got to have this, and it was great. The food at that place was fantastic. But the but the Spanish French toast, which again is the name's gotta be changed, should be Spanish toast, but it was French toast of I guess Spanish on um with a scoop ice cream and a little maple syrup. Oh and cinnamon. Oh my god. And by the way, speaking of food, UM, you're welcome. By the way, Brodie,

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we're being watched. And if you want to do you want to do email real quick because I gotta get this. I had this pepsi ramp burning all of my poe. Do the pepsi ramp man. People have been asking for people have been coming up to you. It's been a few weeks, so bear with me. I'm gonna try to remember. Everything hasn't happened. But here's the deal. I'm shopping. I'm gonna tell you where it was. I don't care. I like them. They could be I don't know. If they're

a sponsor, that's great. I like them, but I had a bad day there. I'm at I'm at the locals. I'm at my supermarket, okay, and I'm going to buy pepsi. I drink a lot of every day. If you see the picture is in the studio, I have a six packet pepsi, al right, diet pepsi, I drink diet coke. I drink them both, but in the bottles they're usually a little little less money my my diet pepsi. Right, I buy like ten six packs. I load up and

I bring a few to work every day. So they got a sale at at the supermarket six six packe of diet pepsi those sixteen point nine bottles fo Now, usually they're like three twelve four ten is really good that if you do the math, that's two fifty apiece. Okay. So I go to the soda I'll and I loaded up my cart. I get one, two three. It's empty, there's no more. The sign says must buy four. Okay. So I'm like, all right, I'll just take a picture of the hole in the shelf where there's no more soda.

I feel like you did this rant already. But no, no, no, that was the that was the target place where they the wouldn't ont of the they wouldn't onto the rain check. That's another time. If you if you buy four, that's two yes. So I say, I'm gonna go to customer service and have them write me a note that I can buy three seven fifty right, because that would be the equivalent of it right now, normally the four dollars each, right, okay, So I gotta go give me three for seven fifty.

The woman says, no, we can't do that. I said, what what do mean? You can't do that. You don't want to sell the last three. There's there's not only three left. So she says, I'll give you a rain check for four the next time you come. I go, but I want them now. I want these three. I need these soda. Will let me show you out. We'll call it today seven fifty. He says, we gotta go check to make show out of it. I go, well, here's the picture. We gotta go check. We'll check the

stock room. Oh, maybe you got more in the stock room. So they go in the stock room. I here in the walkie talking. We're going, not in the stock room. So then so then the manager clicks on and goes check the aisle. So I said, check the aisle like I was there. I emptied it out. Here's the picture I got. We gotta check the asal have a picture right here. I'm at the aisle. There's no more soda. I go, said, I told you that. I told you there's no soda. So I said, let me buy the three.

She says, no, you gotta pay full price for them. Well, full price is four for twelve, is three for twelve, four, four and four? They go, why would I pay twelve dollars when I should be paying seven fifty. She says, well, I can't help you start. You gotta buy four? What idiots? So I sid idiot right? So so I said, this makes me so angry. So so I said, it doesn't make any sense. Why would I? Why would I buy four? I said, If I buy three, that's twelve dollars. It

doesn't make any sense to pay that. So she says, well, I don't to tell you. So I said, at full price it's sixteen dollars. They have four dollars and ten cents. So why would I pay sixteen forty when I used to be paying ten dollars? Doesn't make any sense, doesn't make a damn bit of sense. I would have walked the hell out. So, so here's what happens, she says. The manager comes over. He says, I can't do it because uh PEPSI gives us to this kount. You gotta

ring four. So I said, here's what I'll do. Here's what I'll do, ring me up for four, because then for four, i'll get four for ten. Even if I get three for ten, it's less. Let me do that, or we can't do that, Sir, our inventor will be off. Are you kidding me? I'm trying to offer you a solution. I'll buy three and pay for four. It's still less money. He says, sir, we can't do that. I'll throw our inventory off. Oh excuse me, manager, I don't want to

throw your inventory off. He'll collapse, the whole company, the all East Coastal collapse because you're off a six pack a diet pepsi. So he says, to me, hold on, let me see what I can do. He goes from his office, he calls the regional manager. I'm there like twenty minutes at this point. He comes back out. He says, here's what I'll do. Here's what I'll do. We'll ring you up for four, but you'll come back. You'll get the fourth one next time. You hear what not? Don't

work that way. I have to come back to get soda than i'm paid for today, and then no one's gonna remember me. You know, no one's gonna remember me. And of course not because the first of all they'll be in the turnover is so high, they'll be different people working there. That's what I said. So here's what I mean. Here's what I did. I said, I'll do that, but you're gonna give me Are you gonna give me a dollar off something? Did him find a coupon? I said,

and hold the soda. He holds the six PACKI soda. I take a picture him with his name tag and the song is hilarious. You went through that lane, and I said, now when I come back, you'll remember my soda and I get my free soda. You gave me a dollar. So he puts you on the register and he says, uh uh, what's her name? He told me to wait for somebody. He says, oh, wait for this woman. Go on this line, and when you get to the front of the line, what's her name? To make you

have the name right? Um m oh, Chantell, he says, wait for Shantell. And when you get to the front of the line, call Chantelle. I'll explain to what's going on. She'll give the cashier permission to ring you up four, but you only get three. All right, fine, I'll get Chantell. So I get on the line. It looks like the shortest line. I say, Chantel, get online. She goes, okay, I got you. The guy in front of me. Now there's a guy in front of me and a woman

in front of me on third line, no joke. The guy in front of me, he's trying to pay with a check. I'm not this is not stick. What year is this? He's because all guys want to check. He probably has a bluetooth piece and uses comic sands and he wears cargo shorts. Fuck you. So he's trying to pay it with a check. And now he's just like, so now she is, I need two forms of I D. So all fragile hands McGhee. He's gotta go and like find his I D and his man purse. He's got

like a Fannie pack. So he's like, can't find his I D. I'm waiting. I'm going holy shit, Seantel walks off because I don't know where she's going, but she's not waiting for me anymore. Right, So then this guy finally gets his I D. He gets to check. She puts in the numbers wherever he says to check. Guess what the check was declined? He check the cline. So the woman in front of me is like right, So I'm like, oh good, I'm good out the only one that's upset. Right, So the woman turns around gives me

the look like, am I right? So I'm like, yeah, you're right, give it a look like yeah, you're right. Okay, I just want my diet Pepsy. At this point I have to tell one of the other people to put my ice cream back because all in this time it's gonna melt. I got, I got? What is that? What's the new the ice cream? It's like not really fattening. It's like Rocky top what uh mag the move? What is it? Skinny count? I don't know. It's got topping

it that don't wait, me already know it is. But anyway, whatever it is, it's it's that one, right, I love It's great. Atta's melted already. So so the guy's check is declined. After he finally finds his two forms of I D. Shaky hands, McGee finds a credit card. Oh look, he's got a credit card. Why don't you pay with the credit card? It's two thousand eighteen. So he finally gets his stuff and he goes all right, now, the woman in front of me, she goes to pay for

her stuff. Okay, this is the kind of place the supermarket I go to, where if you go to the end of the conveyor belt. There's a foot pedal, and if you step on the foot pedal, you can make the the conveyor belt. Go the conveyor belt between the cashier and you, and you can help pack, right, you can help pack. She decides to take that liberty to not help back, so she stands there like she's Queen freaking Elizabeth and doesn't help. So now I'm waiting ignore

to get my soda. The cash here, by the way, her name's I wrote it down, wants Ainslie. Ainslie is the cash here. Ainsley has to now pack for Queen Elizabeth because Queen Lisbeth is just standing at her rumph doesn't never credit card ready, doesn't ever shopper card ready. That's what I have my shopper card ready and my right and my credit card ready to go. I'm ready because is people behind me. So she she doesn't do anything, doesn't double up the bags to make it easier. Nothing.

And I see she's got three boxes of cheese. It's like shes having a party, Like could you at least put your death cheese. It's in a bag. So the woman puts the cheese. It's in a bag. You know what she says, could you double bag that? Are you cheese? It's gonna rip through the bag? Really cheese, it's cheese. Christ that's right, all right, I'm sorry. The cashier his name wasn't Ainsley. Ainsley is the girl who comes over and she's now standing by the end of the conveyor belt.

She's gonna help pack, okay, all right, so she starts helping the woman pack. Now the cashier and Ainsley are helping the woman pack. So I'm like, all right, great, we're getting some progress because Ainsley saw the woman wasn't packing. This is the only line open. I'm already in it, bitch, I'm in the line. There's people up behind me. I'm trapped. I was third in line. That was the best line. There was no self check out here, not a supermarket,

not like a big supermarket. They have an express line. But I was getting other stuff, so I'm on the line. Okay. You could have self checked out. You could have probably did that the time before when you had four ft ten and you could have just gon boo boo boo boop and trick the ficking computer and got you four. But they didn't have that. Okay, So the woman finally leaves. It's my turn. Now I'm looking for Shantell. I don't

see Shantell because Shantell has gotta do the explaining. So with that Georgie the cashier, she says, I'm going on a break to Ainsley. Now my packer. Ainslie comes over. She's the cashier, all right, So now my stuff is getting rung up. I start helping the pack as I'm a good guy. Ainsley decides she's not gonna help me. Now she helped a woman who didn't want to pack her own ship. But because I'm helping to pack, Ainsley standing there like she's not doing ship's checking her phone.

She's you know what. She came up and helped Georgina, like you know when the casino when the guy comes over to take over for the deala and they go and they clap out. Georgina clapped out. She's gone, right. So now Ainsley's my cashier. And so I said, hey, Ainsley, U hold on, I need to get a manager because I have to ring up three three diapepses is four. I get at you have to mark the receipt that I didn't get it. And Shantell will explain everything. She

just don't see Shantell. I don't see Seantell either because uh shaky hands McGhee and Queen Elizabeth took forever. Sean tell Shantell please come to register ten. It's not your wait for Shantelle now, because I tell her and she doesn't believe. What condition is your ice cream? And at this point, my second one I could I could see it's getting soft. I could tell it's getting soft. I'm getting upset now, right, So now Shantell comes over and tells her the exact same thing that I told her.

I told her three ft four right on the receipt. Didn't believe me, Like someone's gonna make that up like I would. I would lie in problem is and supermarkets. You get that kind of behavior. You get people trying to buck the system. You get weasels, You get all kinds of people, individuals that are uh less than um honest, We'll say so, people like you or them are a diamond dozen, so they could easily mistake you for them. You understand what I'm saying. They're not gonna trust you.

You're everyone's a criminal in their eyes. Everyone's trying to get I get it. All right. So, so Chantelle leaves, Ainslie's ringing up my boop boop. She's ringing everything up and it's all going to my conveyor belt and it's just sitting there. So I so I started packing up my stuff, and I'm like, oh, I'll pack a couple of things, and Ainsley will put a couple of things in the bag. Nope, she's packing. She's packing, she's packing. She's she's not packing. She's pushing it all on the

conveyor belt. And I'm doing all the packing. But if I didn't do any packing, she'd do all the packing. So can't you do a little packing, Ainsley? Can't you help it all? Ainsley? So then she gets to the cases of the new slim cans. Have you seen these? The diet coke, the diet feisty cherry coke. I've seen them, okay, So my wife and kids love the diet, the lime and the and the diet, right, the cherry coke. So she says to me, would you like these in a bag? Now?

What would you expect hard to do? When I say, yeah, that'd be nice. What do you expect her to do? When she says would you like these? In a bag. I mean, obviously say that she wants a double bag it no, so I yes, I'd liked them in a bag. So does she put them in a bag? She puts them on the conveyor belt and rawls them down to me so I can put him in the bag. What is the point of asking me if I want him in the bag? If I'm the one put him in the bag, how is that? So she doesn't want to

lift a finger, and she just started the shift. She just started, so why is she asking me? Because she's not fully awaked yet and she wants She's just getting warmed up. So I figure, now I've got all the produce, all the stuff. She's got all the frozen dinners. Now we're up to the frozen dinners, right, I figure she'll put all the frozen dinners in a bag. No, she puts him on the conveyor belt and send him to you,

and sends him to me. So I'm going through all the bags, I'm loading up my cart, and I'm looking at her, and she's looking at me like am I am I ready for more stuff? She doesn't put one damn thing in the bag. So I packed everything up myself and so I say to her, you know, it would have been nice if you help me pack, and she says, oh, I'm sorry, did you need my help? Did I need your help? I packed all the groceries myself, So she took advantage of me. You know what, you Ainsley,

your lazy be and be cand meant anything. But I'll tell you what she isn't. She's not a packer. She didn't pack anything. So what I get? I gotta wait twenty minutes while my ice cream melted for the pepsi which they wouldn't sell me four ft ten or three for seven fifty. They wouldn't sell me three three for twelve. They wouldn't even do that. Rather I would have paid right, So I had to go back again. Sean Thal walked off. It was forty minutes. That's a that's why a fresh direct.

Let the ship come to my house. Hit the jingle jingle, hit the jingle bit what jingle you're talking about? You know what I'm talking about? But true, this is like night and day. This is you versus me. This is why we're so opposite, because I would never even put up with any of that bullshit, not even an ounce of it. The second I smell bullshit, I'm out. I'm out of the store. I'm like, these people are morons. I'm done fucking ordership from my phone a time, and

all of a sudden the groceries come in. I guess what it gets. It's right at the time. All the promo codes and coupons are done online. No, the kicker, I was right. I went back, right, I went back two weeks later, get my soda. Nobody knows anything. I'm not in the book, of course. No, right, what Ainsley? Ainsley wrote on my receipt. He wrote, one, dude, you're getting the lowest. Dude, you're getting the lowest form of customer service. No, I've gone to supermarkets where they're great.

Don't don't stereotype people work in supermarkets. And I'm just saying I'm saying this particular time, I'll refer to this. He says, shop wrong, and uh, nobody has a clue. So you know what I do. I went about my phone. I go, here's a picture of your manager, hold me the phone. They go, oh, okay, that's Eric. So they call Eric. Eric. Eric comes over and I said, Eric, I don't remember me from from a week and a

half ago. Youow me a diopepsi four ft ten. The whole thing he's looking at me doesn't understand, he was, I deal with so many customers. I go, it's okay, Eric, here's a picture you holding my diopepsi. Oh thank god you took the picture of him. So guess what, he says. Just go back online with the diopepsi when you're ready, he says. And uh. He goes, and he tells me again. Sean tells my assistant, She'll tell you, Keshia, not the charge of a diopepsia. You know what. Put a sticker

on it. Right now. I'm walking out the door and I'm putting this in my trunk. I'll come back and chop. He says, that's probably your best bet. Wow, because they knew. He knew that. Screw me again. It's a circle. It just goes on. It's never ending. It's a circle of life. If you're gonna have four ft time the circle, stock the diet pepsi op. If you're gonna have a sale, don't have a sale. Run out of TV's. You probably just showed up late. I'm sure it was stocked. But

the fussers came in with their circulars. No, no, like you know, our hours here in the morning show. I got down like one thirty in the afternoon, Brody, I don't know, man, it's a lot to fuss over for freaking Wait till you hear my direct TV rant and my uh my satellite radio and they do the salar radio right. Nope, I didn't do that. Oh so you lose the classic customer service rants. And then I gotta

like it. Welcome, You've got mail, all right, Brooklyn Boys Podcast, our secret admirer Carly from Fort Lauderdale, brod In, I guess it's not so secret now. Love the show. I wish you guys recorded more than once a week. Love Brodie's rants. We just came off of one. They never get a Carla carl leek uh. The hashtag shout out you're great and the jingles that Brodie play about scary keep me laughing. I live for steak Dinner updates, hilarious

steak dinner update this weekend. I'm making my own the next time I grill Father's Day steaks steaks, I gotta, I gotta. Oh yeah, I said they were coming this week. Yeah, this is the World Day weekend. Yeah, on Father's Day, I gotta grill. Yeah. Anyway, she binges four to five podcasts episodes every day at work. We love that. Hey scary. I've never seen carpool karaoke, but it doesn't sound that awesome. And Brodie fuck the kids with the backwards baseball hats

at the movie dinner. I appreciate you both. He's behind. Yeah, she's always, she wrote on PS I'm behind. That's fine, all right, that's okay. Oh, Cassie grit Savage, thank you for your iTunes review. Yes, we can never get enough of those. Um we are on next week. I gotta read something ones. We are on Apple iTunes. We'll read your reviews next week. We got a lot of five stars except a necessarily because you gave us a probably the only one who gave us at review on iTunes. Okay,

you just said Apple iTunes first of all? Is it necessarily Apple? No? Not? And that reminds me of a listener that guy that we met at the first night, the first party. Yeah, he says, Oh, I've been listening to you guys whatever, long time. I said, where are you from? Now? Keep in mind where the Brooklyn Boys he says to me. He says to me, I'm from Queens,

New York, he said, in New York. Now, wherever you're from, picture the town you live in and someone telling you they live in the next town, and then throwing the state at the end. And there's no other Queens. There were the damn in America, right, It's just Queens. Now, Cincinnati's the Queen's city. That's different. And not only that though, but the King of Queen's famous show. It's just the King of Queens. But if you're from Brooklyn, you don't

need to tell me. It's Queen's New York. Cassie grit Savage, thank you for the iTunes review, She says, she took that. He listens on iHeart Radio. But she just a subscribed Oops Grammar Police to your podcast. You think it's two bees? You know what she did. She's smart. That's for Brooklyn boys, I say on the subscript. But all right, well we'll take that. Hey, this comes from d P. That should be our thing. Anytime you write us with a word with it like bees, you double it. You want to

double b us out everything. Man, that's gonna have those underlying reds going crazy. Everything. Every word's gonna be underlined in red for people. Your BBW BBW Yeah, now BBW in the porn world means something completely. I was good to say, but one dot com and I'm interested in your boogie bottle of water, guy, Bougee bottle of water anyway, fan based name coming in? Uh? How about the f use for your secret for your fan army for the Brooklyn Boys E F f use y O U s

how many? Only because fuck you Agnes and fuck you Stacy and all the others. This episode we have uh, fuck you chief Fule Yeah, oh and fuck you am seventy seven always but here. I gotta tell you about fuck you Stu next week. Then we're out of time. Great podcast, keep it up. I don't I don't write names only because I don't want to put your one before the other. Also Caroline, Caroline Galindez. Since I started listening to you guys since the very beginning, so happy

I found this podcast. I wasn't sure i'd like it, but your chemistry is amazing. I even got my friend to listen, and after a few episodes he got free dessert from Hoggin does ice Cream Nice? These past few weeks when you guys were on vacation, I binge listens to all the rest that I missed, uh, and then let's see. Okay, what happened to the following rants that you've teased us with M registered tape rant? I did that one tonight. Yeah, TD bank rant, designer dog rant,

temp temp mail worker, resigner dog rant. Yeah. I don't know anyway. It's fine if you don't remember, but if you do, you share those rants on future episode. I did a design a dog rant. She hasn't caught up. I'm looking. That's all he had to say about that. My name is Terrell, been a fan of the Big Show for many years. You guys are the highlights of my weekends because that's when I listened. I'd like to share a free dessert story to Brody. Thank you for

giving me the confidence. By the way, my my girlfriend ordered a fridge from Lows, not a sponsor, and it came scratched. She was off in a replacement at ten percent off, which amounted to forty bucks. I had to call them back and asked for a manager right away over the phone. Long story short, got her new fridge

and a hundred dollars off hashtag free dessert. Thank you for the entertainment and for teaching me that even as not even Terrell t uh de ganis g n ne s and looking forward for a steak invite their steak invitation. Steak update. Okay, now some people thank you. We're not gonna go into detail on this one, but Paul friends have pointed out and Elvis Duran tweet which was probably he done by web girl Kathleen that had a grammar

police problem. Uh oh. Stephen Massia talking about the royals, I always felt, uh, I always felt like you guys about the royal family. I felt the same way. Could care less. Oops, I couldn't care less. Steven not could care less. Anyway. I've been following this marriage because I love Megan markle Um. She should have been mine. Also, I don't know how they they'd write out Megan out of suits anyway, Mike can't. Well, I'll tell you how they're writing Megan out of suits. They're also writing her

husband out of suits. Patrick J. Adams is leaving the show. Also, well, Mike can't leave too. That's what so traumatic. Ps. I've applied for the co host position on your show that's opening that's from Rocking Steve Massia. Um. Also, I'd like to talk about the the picture that I posted, and I'd like to give a fuck you to Juan Vaska. By the way, that's Rock and Steve, Rock and Steve. We did receive a couple of text messages two weeks

ago that Rock and Steve is available. Rock and Steve. Yeah, alright, in case we didn't know Rock and Steve is available, he is available. Um So, Juan Vasquez, Okay, I first of all, I posted a picture that Brody and I took at the club when we were in Miami. Yes, the club, and it just so happened that I was standing on the left and Brody was standing on the right, and it was scary and Brodie one, Vasquez did a little flip. Nope, he flipped the picture to make it

look like Brodie scary. He inverted the freaking picture, Brodie scary. Thank you Juan Vasquez for retweeting that in the wrong. Why did you do to tell you, son of a bitch, here's where we pulled back the curtain and now everybody can hear what you did. You're talking about, first of all, because I always stand not in the picture. I stand on the right. Okay, so I was on your right when we took the picture, which in the picture on the on the screen would look like I was on

the left right, but I was on the right. If you're looking at you, you were on the right, and you're not correct. In every picture I take, every celebrity picture here, every picture on my Facebook page, every picture on my Instagram except maybe one when I didn't have a chance. I stand on the right of the other person, which in the picture shows up on the left. So if you read left to right, it would be brodytally okay,

unless I'm wearing a European shirt. In your version of the picture which you flipped, I'm on the right, and you can look at my button down shirt and you could see I'm either wearing a woman's shirt or a European shirt because the buttons are mirror image candid to the European recently, So you know I have not. So you fucked because you switched him because you wanted brody and scary to be scary and brody, and it doesn't work that way. So Wan Vasquez love you. You flipped

it back and he put his thing down. He flipped it and reversed it. You I did not. I didn't know you were drunk. You are, so I took the had it was my camera. I texted it to you and you flipped it. Why did you do that? Because he's the man causing a problem. We also had some police pictures and how do we do that? Wrap it up? I think we should do that. And you're telling me to wrap it up and wrap it up. You talk too long, You go on and on and on. Yeah, me,

all right, we'll wrap it up. You had enough here, all right? You don't have any jokes for us Next week? Oh no, next week? No, Sorry, we're wrapping it up. You have to wrap it up. We're wrapping it up. We got some you got talking about my hairstylist. Two spice on the Brocol Boys, Brocol Brockland Boys, rockl