#35: Brody Got A Driving Ticket And Explains Why Skeery Should Pay For It!

know about that. We're gonna keep rambling. Okay, Scared body, okay, okay, scared your Brody, scared Brodie, your scary and and the JABRONI I don't like that bron, like the rock said. So I read an article yesterday that said podcasts played on smart speakers should be short. Yeah, I heard that too, And why did I read that? I don't know. What's the origin between listening to a podcast on a smart speaker versus your car speakers or your headphones. I don't know.

I think like, if you're in your house walking around, you're not paying attention. It can't be a long podcast. I don't know. They say they do better smart speaker pod casts do better when they're shorter. So if you're listening to us in a smart speaker right now, let us know, and let us know if you cut us off by the way you just said, what's between listening in your headphones versus on a smart speaker? Right I'm having a versus problem? Why because someone in my life.

Remember I told you about my friend who texts me your someone in my life, your your your person. You don't yo yo yo yo um. Someone in my life constantly says me verse him or that versus this. And the word is not verse versus part of a song. It's versus v R s us. Now it's one thing if you say it wrong. But this person texted me the word, and I know they don't use voice text,

so use voice to text. And you say, oh uh, that's better than that or this verse that, and you say verse, that's why what they wrote verse, and I don't know. I can't bring it up to them. It's it's someone that I can't correct, like at someone I gets. It's someone in a position where I can't correct them. And they and they they they sent me communication a community a and it said verse. I just I can't.

It's somebody who signs Brodie's checks. And it's not an intern it was it's just somebody that I can't approach and it's burning makes I know they're gonna do it again, and it's just it's one of those things. By the way, you could tell somebody to tell them, why don't you tell their right? Yeah? Wrap them out? I go, well, you know, listen, take the person aside and say, look, one of your employees. Yeah. So anyway, a lot of people always will will uh message us and say thank you.

I didn't know that. I'm I'm more confident of and now conscious of it. So so if you weren't conscious of it, h versus And by the way, I know it's vs. Abbreviated. But back to what I originally was saying when we started started back to reality. Back to reality. Um short podcast, very short. I'm gonnas you gotta be abrupt. But it's not my fault. It's not it's your fault. Actually it's after Elvis's fault. You want to playing it on that, gonna blame it on it. It's not my fault.

I was ready, the studio wasn't ready. Then the cleaning lady was in here, and you were desperately trying to interview the cleaning lady. Um, she wasn't having it. Wasn't having it. By the way, there is this something just

popped up in there that says scary right on there. Yes, all right, So I want to make sure that that I'm correcting this before I rip you for it, um, But to explain to everybody why we got to do a short podcast today, because I'm not feeling good about that, because you got to do an interview, you got somewhere to go. You're cutting me off. Yeah, I'm cutting you off.

I have two intern interviews scheduled, busy season, right and had we started the podcast on time except for after Elvis about two hours, but after Elvis did two episodes today. If you don't know what we're talking about, and why would you, it's just after Elvis. Um, they do. It's a great show. It's it's by the way, it's okay. A couple of things you need to run after Elvis. Number one, it's uh, usually Elvis hosting, but not always.

It's members of the Elvis Draight Morning Show and a couple other people from who work here at the New York cluster of My Heart Media. It's a great um, great video podcast, right, beautiful graphics, and it's filmed in this studio and they talk about topics of the day, pop culture stuff, stuff in the news, and it's great. You may not have ever heard us mentioned it before.

Because of the fifteen people on the morning show and the forty people that work in other radio stations, Scary Jones and I are the only ones that have never been asked to be on this shows. I've been on a few episodes. I'm sorry. I'm the only one that's never been as the show you were on The Walkers and Talkers and hold On. I was on an episode like seven months ago when we filmed it on the couch.

I interviewed um uh uh Norman reads No, the the actress who plays um, Emily Kinney who plays beth On, who played Beth on The Walking Dead spoiler she's dead, and uh that was it. I was totally did a great job. Six months later, never been asked to be on the show again. I don't want to and I don't want to come back. Who's bad? No. The name of the bat, the name of the bat, stop it, stop it. The name of the bat is Lucille Meighan is the one who uses the bat to kill Megannigan.

Any g a, n okay? Can you tell I don't watch The Walking Dead. I can tell you don't know pop culture because Lucille. I just see a bat with spikes on it. I know that's part of the show. It's not spikes, it's barbed I love Lucy's bats. Barbed wire. But by the way, it's not barbed wire unless it's wire names so it's barbed well, it's wire that has been barbed barbed wire bat used by Nigan in The

Walking Dead, and it's called Lucille. He named it after his dead wife who cheated on when she had cancer. Who was a fine time to leave him, Lucille. Yeah, thanks for the Kenny Rodgers reference. So anyway, point is the point is, watch it after Elvis. It's a great show. It's on Facebook after Elvis show. It's on Facebook Live. No no, no, no, no, no, it's it's it's Facebook Watch. It's on Facebook Watch. No, it's yes, it's Facebook Watch, yeah,

Google after Elvis. It's great. Anyway, you haven't been on except for that one episode where Nigan and her bat stop. It's not her bat stop pit. You know what you're talking about. I don't. And by the way, there's a lot of people listening to us that have no fucking clue right what you're talking about. Balking Dead is the highest rated show on cable television. And uh, that's all. Let's move on. Welchris and Talkers podcast anyway, Um, you should play that clip in next. I want I want

to take you to task. You made up a word today. Do we have time for this? For this? We have time for one that's short of a podcast? Alhead, I backed up my I backed it up fifteen minutes half we have a half hour. You said this on the morning show. I feel brow beaten. Oh I did say the beating. Yeah, I didn't realize that. I meant to say brow beaton, right. I feel it's like it's like broadcast when something past tense has been broadcast. That's past tense.

You say broadcasted. That's not correct. You said brow beaton, which is past tense. Then you added the D at the end. I should have known better you My brain said one thing, my my mouth said another. What's the T shirt? You have department ever done in the department the Department of redund C Department. So I want to call you out on that grammar police. Oh, I think you liked I. I think you like dyslexics untie. That's my favorite, only because dyslexics untype don't believe in dog.

You've got the groundar police jingle. You know people count on that. Right now, we're going to you just you just brought beaten well. I was gonna say the jingle for the segment because we've got a lot of great grammar polices where you go right into it. I got plenty to say at a list here, all right, Can I tell you about the deaf lady? Yeah? Okay, Now, my daughter got mad at me when I told the

story last night. I'm gonna just, for like two seconds, do my impression of the woman who was deaf, just so you can understand how she sounded. Not that I'm making fun of her. I want to make that clear. Would never make fun of anyone with a handicap, But it's part of the story. Where do you draw the line? Well, to draw the line between. If you listen to this podcast, you should know that I'm a kind and sensitive person, but that I and I'm not would never make fun

of someone to be cruel. It's comedy. It's comedy. I'm just painting the picture as you should. Okay. So I'm in a place of business, politically correct. Okay, I'm in a place of business where one of the employees is deaf. I go there a lot, all right, And she also sometimes deaf people speak, but it sounds a little um off because they can't hear how they sound. This woman, sweet woman, works in this location and she doesn't speak really at all, so she sort of sounds like this,

and again it's just for recreation. I work. She can't feel words. Okay, we're done. Okay. Her one of her co workers was was in the area with her ten feet away and I'm ten feet away from them like a triangle. And the deaf woman is trying to say something. She needs something taken care of. So she says she speaks the way she speaks, and the other woman says, now, I asked the question. So before you say the woman's

a lip reader, she doesn't read lips very well. Right, she's a lip reader a little bit, but not great at it. So it's not like you were saying olive juice. And she's like, I love you, right, or I love Jews. So I had a problem with this woman. I think I told this story in one of the fifty minute morning show whatever. The first time I met her, she did something and I said, oh, allow me, I'll do that for you, and she didn't say thank you. So when she walked away, I went she could have said

thank you. And and the woman I was dealing with helping me, she says woman's death, and I felt like an ass because I didn't know. Okay, So this woman is trying to communicate something very important and the other woman she works with says, I don't understand what you're saying. Right, So she says it again, blah blah blah blah blah. Right. So then so then the woman says, the non deaf woman says, I don't know what you mean. I don't

understand you, and she's getting louder. So the woman says it again or whatever she can try goes, I don't understand you. I don't understand what you're saying. My point was the woman got louder and louder the convey she didn't understand. You're yelling at a deaf woman. Compell He's like I don't stand you're saying. I don't understand what you're saying. Why don't you just pick up a pen and write it? Well, that was what I was questioning. Or type it on your phone. Yeah, we have we

have devices in our pockets. We could write. She wasn't like she was like pantomiming, like going, I you know, shaking hand. She wasn't trying to do sign language. She kept getting louder. So remember people, Yeah, if they're deaf, yelling louder isn't going to help them and to make And also, on a similar note, you do that with people who don't speak englsh That's correct. Don't if the person does not speaking by speaking louder to them or slower? No,

blind Glass, don't Where is the B train? Na blind Glass? So apologizing Yeah, I'm so sorry. Where is the B train? At nab blind Glass? The B train? Where is the B train? Uh? Yeah, you do that and then rephrasing the question doesn't help it either. I'm looking for the beach. They're not gonna understand it any easier. Okay, don't yell at people that don't speak said louder is better. Okay. By the way, I've been getting into drinking espresso lately.

Why did you read somewhere that it was trendy? No, no, if you read the avocado toast dipped an espresso, it's you know, when I got to dinner with my friends, I have a couple of friends in this was one guy in the circle of friends that he loves to have after dinner espresso. So I'm sitting there like, I never liked espresso when I was a kid. My father

used to drink it. They used to put these three espresso beans in the espresso with uh sambuca or anazette and with a lemon peel, and my father used to have it all the time. And I'm like, oh, it's gross. But I guess maybe I'm adulting now finally, is this Is this a sign that I'm becoming an adult? I don't know if it makes you an adult to drink espresso. Well, I don't know, having espresso after dinner, like an after dinner espresso. So now it's like a crave bit whenever

I got to dinner, Yeah, I have to have espresso. Espresso. Yeah. I mean, well, first of all, the congratulations, you don't say espresso anymore? Who the hell says express. You used to say espresso. Come on, yes you did, Yes, an Italian clothing store, that's Express Espresso. Oh I don't know, um no, But did you know that they put three beans, three coffee beans in it for good luck? For some reason, I learned this, and you guys could google this. Three

beans means it's good luck. If you put too bad luck, you put one being bad luck for awful. So you have to put three beans, and you're Espresso because God is looking down saying, let me, hold on, let me not kill cancer. Hold on a second, let me not stop that hurricane. Let me see how many beans are in scares Espresso. But apparently apparently it was a problem for my buddy when the waiter came to the table and he only and he put four of them in. There goes, You gave me an extra bean he wanted,

he wanted a new Espresso. He sent it back. Everybody's an asshole. He is speaking of these superstitions. I said supersuperstition on purpose. We're not going to rehatch the whole thing. But last night on Jimmy Kimmel, as you know, I watched all the shows before I go to bed all of them. Um, he had Sebastra man of Scalco one man. I love that guy. Oh, by the way, I'm going to see him next week. Radio see musical. That's right on Friday night. That's what he was on promoting the musical.

Did the person who got us the interview get you to tickets? No, m my girlfriend gave him to me for Christmas? Oh this is she going with you? What did she say? So it's funny you say this for a bit? No no, no no, hold on a second, I kind of feel bad. Okay, you're taking she gave me. No, no, no no, no, no, she she gives this to me for Christmas. And she said to me, scary. Here she calls me scary Anthony. She said, Anthony, I'm giving you

these Sebashia Maniscalco tickets there there for Friday. Where's it right, Radio City? This is what you told me. They're your tickets. Take who you want to take. But me, being the good boyfriend, we talked about this. We talked about the last time she gave you tickets? Was that what this was? More? No, she gave me a Christmas present. Oh no, she gave me dinner. No dinner to a restaurant is twice. Now

she's given you where she say, don't take me? She said it, no, no, no. But the thing is, am I gonna be a dick if I take somebody else. I feel obligated to take her to dinner and to Sebashia Maniscalco. What if I called her right now and I said, hey, Robin, um so remember you told me I could take anybody to do that. I kind of did no because I could take you easily, because it's my my gift, right, yeah, this is my present. Okay, by the way, before you call Robin, and we are

not going to call my wife. I'm not going to deal with this. I got her tickets to uh. I don't want to get into who and where and how? Who an unbelievably hard to get tickets. I get to a show, a concert of an artist we both like that we've seen together many times. And so I got her tickets to this very exclusive concert, and I said, hey, happy birthday, here's two tickets to this really hard to get concert, very expensive tickets. I'm not saying I paid

a lot of money for him. I may have known someone, but regardless, right, I paid a lot of money let's be honest. I paid a lot of money, and I was figuring she'd go, oh, you should come with me, right, So she told me last week. Last week says, oh, my friend so and so has never seen this person. I'm taking harsh. She's so excited. Thanks again, thanks again. So I got I got scary Jones, all right. So

Sebaster Maniscalco was talking about traditions. He and Jimmy Kimmel grew up with Italian traditions, and they talked about the malokia, right, and how to put your finger in oil and water to see and stir it and see if you have to start three times to see if you have the evil eye. So you stir it three times, you put oil and water and uh. Maniscalco said, if if the water and the oil mixes together, you've got the evil eye, you've been cursed. Wow, I didn't know that. If it

forms rings, you've been cursed by an old person. Yeah, there was a whole rule. And Kimmel was like, yeah, my family too. And there's a there's a there's a blessing you have to say over it. It's put three espresso beans in your espresso. But they were talking about like you wear the horn to water. Well, that's the thing, the Malokia. You wear the red horn, right, Oh, you put the red horn in your rear view mirror in your car. You hang it if you drive a Monty Callo.

And then yeah, so to ward off the evil eye, Yeah, you have to ward off the evil line by wearing the rather old Italian the horn. We've seen the red horn. And there's like a finger thing you can do, like to give the people. You do this, give the horns? Yeah, yeah, you do that. I just to do sign you hook a little bit and you pointed at people. It's like I'm trying to like write like hypnotize you. And so

again that's what that's bad. Now we know everyone listening to this podcast listens in order, right, well, I don't know if they listen in order. We've had some people that have admitted on email recently that they do not listen in order. Are you gonna read the emails before you play the jingle? I'm gonna fucking play the jingle first, listen order. You need to listen order. You need to.

We should that's right, because if you're listening to this for the first time and you discovered our podcast today with episode thirty five. That jingle was right, stop where you are sauld they finish this one, first finish this and then go to zero. Do not go to thirty four episode zero. So one of our episodes, I think it was twelve, doesn't really matter, you'll figure it out. We interviewed Sebastian Maniscalco. A great episode, but it's another

one we talked about this. Our interviews don't have as many listens and replays. I think it's because people replay our episodes that we get so many more listens. Why the Joe Gatto episode is shooting up the charts now? It is now? It is really little boost from Joe himself when we labeled their way. Who can use our help because he's got tickets to a show going on sale very soon. The tender Loins are gonna be uh,

they're gonna be performing. I think gonna be at the Borgatta This soul by the way, speaking in the tender Loins, that's actually the name of their group. That's their improv group. They're not the Impractical Jokers, right, That's why they always go to the Impractical Jokers show starring the Tenderloins, right, because the under Loins were their original group, and then they got a TV show based on the Tenderloins. But now that they impractical jokers. And by the way, they're

gonna need our help promoting this. But you know what, that would be a great reminder for them to give us a little episode thirty four. The Borgata should have us. Uh, they should put us up for a couple of nights. Let us go down there and see the show. Maybe they with the Borgata. Maybe we should insure them. Maybe the Borgata. If you know people at the Borgata, they should sponsor this podcast. Funny you mentioned that the Brooklyn

Boys Borgata podcast. People downstairs have been at active talks with the Borgata and doing a campaign with Me's okay, well it's for you then, but well, well maybe we can get you in there too. Maybe we should be on stage. I'm the fan of the BORGATAO. They follow me on Twitter. Maybe we should be on stage at night and introduced them the Bobby Flay restaurant to Borgada. I'll tell you right now, the Porthhouse steak I had at the Bobby Flays what's it called Bobby play steak steak? Right?

The best Porthouse. I haven't had my life. I was just there this weekend, by the way, not a Bobby Flay steak. I was at the Borgata, but the Porthhouse for two but I ordered it myself because it was good. I wasn't paying. Um. They really have so much going on there. The Borgata has been a first of all, the rooms are all renovated, then stay reopen. I hear it's fantastic. Well they never closed, by the way, not

a sponsor for me. I've never closed. They renovated there. Oh, the food Hotly ship that's like walking into like really want is wonderland of chocolate. That's what I'm here. And food. There's so many options down there. And then the pool. They needed the pool or up there if you're from Philly or south of Atlantic or across from there wherever, or from if you're from you've got people from Maryland listening. We have a lot of people. But anyway, you gotta

check out the Borgata and the water Club. They fantastic. And not to mention, they got a new Italian restaurant from our boy Michael Simon. He's in there too. Now. Oh god, God, this is gonna be the summer. I coined their phrase brody and I wanted to wanted them to use it, but they're not. They're not catching onto it. I wanted to do Gotta Borgada. Hey, you gotta just come up with that, just because you said you come up with a phrase. But how perfect would that be

for them? I said, I'll go on the air every week and do a feature for you guys where you highlight three different things going on at the Borgatto in the sixty second commercial and I'm like, hey, it's scary Jones. Here's what you gotta Borgado this weekend. And then I mentioned three things going on, whether it be something at the Gypsy Bar or their nightclub premiere or by the way, not a sponsor, so we could talk about them freely. Okay,

I'm I'm not gonna hit the jingle because I they're not. Yeah, but you just told me a minute ago. You said you just said that they're they're trying, trying, So we're gonna see if they jump on board this summer. This would be a great summer to have us on. Anyway, the Brooklyn boys would love to come down and uh and host. I want to give a shout out to Maryland for a second, because you mentioned Maryland. If I look at the statistics on our podcast, just in cities,

not in states, in in areas. Where are we're on on the Elvist Red Morning Show. Um, you would think some of the bigger cities would be the Okay, So New York City, New York is the number one area where people listen to this podcast. Philly is number two, pennsyl What about a Florida hold on, Miami Fort Laida Dale fourth the Miami Fort Laida Dale. Hello, correct me if I'm wrong, is the eighth or tenth largest radio market in the country. Hagerstown, Maryland is the number third

biggest area listening to this podcast. So shout out Hagerstown, Maryland. Hagerstown coming in strong, coming in hot, Hager's out of hagers Well, bringing in. I know the big show is on a station in Hagerstown, but why that's crazy to me. So Hagerstown, Maryland higger than Miami. What about Ohio, dude, we got we're all over Ohio. We're Youngstown, young Youngstown in hold on so number number five Hartford and New Haven, Connecticut.

Well that makes sense. Shout out to the case won on one gang yeah, plus crush over from we got a big stick. So we boom into Connecticut, the sixth, biggest, Atlanta, Georgia. We're not even on in Atlanta, Georgia. On the on the other all right, I'm not going past six now top states if it goes by state, not just by city number one New Jersey number two was Connecticut and

Pennsylvania on Pennsylvania three. Florida number four, and that means Miami, fl Florida Dale not representing as much as we'd like, but we're on all over Florida. So as a total, Florida's fourth, Connecticut fifth, and get this, Texas, Texas the fifth biggest, one to three biggest, the great state out to the lone star state of the Great State of Texas. I am not seeing Ohio and I'm I'm you know, we're fans of Ohio, and I don't know. I have to you know what, I can doubt this app lets

me download the fullest. It only shows me the top six. Alright, So anyway, should we get into some email. By the way, I wanted before you play email, I gotta play something off of Instagram because this I don't know if were it only plays one, so make sure it's nice and allowed. This was sent to us. I tried to play this last episode. Christine. Underscore underscore are underscore like, let me just say this, you're a good fan. I like you a lot. You had to have been able to coup

with a better name. One underscore like this is a pain in the ass. All right, here we go. This is her. Let's see, Uh, it's her. I don't know, three or four year old. I can't scroll any higher than that three or four. You're not building a brand, Christina by by having three underscores and a question Mark's part of your name? Is her? Kid in the car seat? Right? Here we go? If it plays, it's not Roy with who did you say? She's a big fast three years old?

She's singing right, somebody taught her wrong. No, no, it's not that's not how it goes. That's how it goes. That is not right. She said, Brooklyn boys will make a noise, and she goes who you listen to and scary you know out there? That's terrible. It's like teaching her to be a Yankee fan. Yeah, okay, I also want to shout out to Julius three oh five, who sent us a sign. Uh well, this is give me

a grammar police. Hold on if you want hit to jingle in a minute, I'm just going through screenshots I took. I'll save the grammar police. Hold on. I also want to shout out Julius Trio five for sending a text message. I'm sorry it slid into my d M s and I uh he said, uh sorry if I woke you up. I didn't realize it was that late when I when I sent you a message last night, I hope it didn't wake you. But fuck Agnes fux Stacy, Fuck Henry and Funck Asian West Brodian Scary. That's my favor. That

sounds like it's time welcome. You've got mail. You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com to interrupt again, go for it. I'm sorry this whole show is in fact, we're interrupting people's day by being a part uh you know, by by doing the podcast, and we're coming into people's cars. I want to send a shout out to all the people that love our show and are very loyal, which is you guys. Unbelievable. You send the nicest messages to us. But here's the thing.

If you're going to love our show, it's not great when you rip apart other aspects of the podcast, or if you rip apart the Elvi Stright Morning Show as you compliment us, or you say something nice about something on this show, and then I see you attacking my coworkers. So I'm gonna say, just focus on what you like. We love that you guys are all listeners. But there's a couple of people that are like, oh, I you know, And one of the things they said was, I I

hate the email segment. I don't need to hear it. All right, we'll shut it off. Let's go right to the ground. No, no, no, I just stick to what you like. But don't be that negative and angry about you know. We everything we do can't be perfect, but you know, and then don't like fans of ours and then insult our coworkers because we're loyal to them. That's all I'm saying. And a fan just before. We like to consider our listeners on this and the Big Show,

all of our podcast family. We just like keeping in the family. Let's not no that somebody doesn't like the email segment. Yeah, but I just want to say fine, but the thing is to me email. We have fun with it. We have fun with it, we play off of it. It's like doing birthdays, and it's listener feedback with emails. I like the emails to me. Our fans come first, and I'm more interested in what our fans have to say than than this is one fan out

of out of you know how many fans. You know, many listens we get every episode it was who was no, no, no, no, I'm not gonna get We could put them on blast, right, not gonna do that because it's a listener. It's not abe seventy seven okay, seven, all right, and we're going with the emails, all right. Jingle mail that sounds like little time welcome. You've got mail. All right, here's another gihn Carlo Mosca, John Carlo Mascara, Hey Brooklyn boys wanted

to definitely does and he now gets John Carlo Stanton. Yeah. I want to say, really appreciate you guys actually respond to tweets. I treated you guys a free times from at its Giohnny pronounced Johnny. I want to say that you guys, Uh, it's an awesome feeling when you guys respond. Secondly, thank you Brody for teaching me how to get my well deserved free desserts. I'm a quiet, kind hearted person who always stays away from confrontation or complaining when somebody

else does does me wrong. But ever since listening to you, I stood my ground and began speaking up. So so far I've gotten free dessert from Dick Sporting Goods, free dis free, and just yesterday Uber Eats. I couldn't be happier. Thank you, guys, keep up the awesome podcast every Thank you so much for that. All right, we got an email from Stephanie co to, Hey, guys, I'm not not taking sides in the fight as to whose name should be first, But how technical do you want to get at?

If we're gonna go alphabetical, then it should be Brodiant Scary, but see alphabetically, she said, alphabetical, But alphabetical alphabetically all right. So but seeing as Scary as just a nickname and his real name is Anthony, then it should be Anthony and Brody, Anthony and David, and that's not right or whatever. Anyway, Here's I just want to say, I love you guys so much. I listened to the Elvis to Rancho of The Big Show, and he mentioned your your podcast one day,

so I just started listening. I'm only up to episode nine, but I have to say today I was really upset with my place of employment, to the point that I wanted to kill someone, quit and go into hiding from the police. After listening to that episode, I felt very lighthearted and I was laughing along with you guys. Surprisingly, I no longer felt like killing anyone. Quitting is still up for debate, though, so basically she we pretty much took her out of a dark place by listening to

our podcast. She's only up to episode nine, so by that logic, here on April twelve, she'll probably hear this email that we responded to in about September fifty if she's listening to Order. If she's listening to Order, Rebecca Dorry writes to us, Hey guys, I normally listened to my podcasts at work, but for the last several weeks I've been on maternity leave. It took me a while to figure out how to fit the podcasts into my new life with my new child. I listened to all

of the podcasts. The Brooklyn Boys is the one that I missed the most, so I'm glad to have you back. Ranton Boys. That's from Becca and I assume your youngest listener A right, Sophia, So two of them. A couple of tweets real quote for it from Christine d uh s E D E c h E nice about to get my hashtag free dessert from Sprint. This is my third night calling them because my bill was wrong. Thanks to at David Underscore Brody, I'm ready to capital e

N D this. He's ready to end this. Let's see Alicia Rose at David Underscore Brody, thank you, thank you. Just got free dessert on a completely unfair hospital bill using your tips. That's just two of the many free dessert winners that we've had. So very happy to see that go on. All right, so here we go, best podcast ever and a grammar thing from Jackie Shows. Uh. I listened to the Morning Show. Within the fifteen minute Morning show, I live in a small town called Wooster, Ohio.

Single mom Wooster was Wooster, Wooster. I don't even know her anyway. I follow you on social media too, and it's following you all is amazing. Hoping hopefully one day I'll meet and greet you guys or something. Please don't tear me up on my grammar too much. Oh, she wrote, too much, t o much. That's probably a joke. Yeah, well, I have attached a papper that is from our production manager to papers. She said, don't comment anyway anyway, go for it. Back to uh Julios Julios three oh five.

He sent us a sign. It was it looks like it's outside a convenience store and it's a bud light sign, blue and white professional bud light sign. Welcome to mobile. It's a mobile station and it says be a part of something refreshing and it's a part a p A R T one word. I can't stress this enough. I posted a picture of it on Twitter of three intern cover letters using the wrong apart. Remember apart, as one word means away from, separate from. If you want to be a part of a group, part of it, part

of it, it's a space part. This sign screwed up. It's gotten so bad. So I interviewed somebody last week after the podcast, so last Friday maybe, and they had a heart and a cover letter. But their resume was so good and the rest of the couple of so. I said, you know what, I'm gonna make an exception. I'm gonna interview them. I bring him in for the interview. The interview goes well, I say, listen, I gotta help you out here. Let me share the cover letter you

wrote a part of the morning show. That's the opposite of what you meant. Hey, and and he looks at it and he goes, huh, apart. And I didn't understand what I was saying. He didn't understand that apart one word means the opposite of apart. He's like, I don't understand. I go, you're You're out. I got one more from Stephen Mascia. Hey, guys, I'm a huge fan. Brody was talking about speeding on the highway. Funny story. I bought

a two thousand eight cheap Patriot. I was on eighty one in Pennsylvania and decided to see what the jeep could do. I got her up to one forty. Needless to say, I was pulled over and my first thought was, oh God, I am so fucked. I thought for sure my license would be taken on the spot. Somehow, the cop came back and let me go with a warning. Dodge the bullet. Keep up the great work that's from Rock and Steve Macia. Okay, speaking of tickets, I'm not

going to talk about it today. On episode thirty six I will discuss it, and hopefully by episode thirty eight I will have a resolution. But we talked about this on the Big Show already, right right, the Big Show. I got a ticket for being a distracted driver. New Jersey has this huge movement uh distracted driver campaign. All the town's got extra money to put more police officers

on the streets to catch people using their phones. And I I we made a bit out of it that you texted me like five times in a row while I was driving, and I didn't read the texts. I didn't respond to you. And at one point my phone was vibrating like crazy and I pushed the button to turn it off, and I got pulled over for holding the phone for the second it took to push the button and put it down. So I will rant a

little bit about it. Not upset with the police. Love the police, A big fan, you know, my father's police officer. But I'm gonna rant about the policy next week as we get closer to my mandatory court date, and I will let you know. I will let you know afterwards. All can we get some audio of you in the courtroom, like now you joked, you have joked on the radio this morning, or is a couple of mornings to go about the fact that you would actually prefer that I

pay you for the ticket? Were you serious about that? Well, whether I was serious at the moment, because honestly, I was at home in bed texting you and I had no knowledge Brodie that errands. You just said I'm out running errands. To me, that means you could be walking to the corner store or fighting with a dry cleaner person. Oh, that's come, I have an update there. So I noticed that you. You know, you didn't say, hey, i'm driving.

If you would have said i'm driving, my very next motion, my my very next thing that I would do, I would call you. That would be my next I can't I can't talk on the phone either if I'm driving. Why it's better than texting. I have a bluetooth. That's the part that bothers me the most about getting pulled over. I had a bluetooth in my ear right and the

radio wasn't on. I wasn't doing anything wrong, right. I offered to show the officer my call log and my text log that I hadn't texted or make calls, and then we we took calls on the air and one woman said, I moved my phone to the cup holder. It was on the council and as I was driving, I moved it to the I moved it to the cup holder. I picked it and put it in the cup holder. But the fact that she touched, she touched the phone. I understand we want to keep people safe.

I just feel like, other than being a money grab, I think you're going overboard to say you can't I can hold the soda, I can hold my wallet. What if your phone is your nav system? What if it's ways? Hold on, okay, hold on? Can't touch it because I could be frightening my actual naps. It can be you can't get it, you can't touch it. Bullshit. Well that's the rule, because does can't touch your phone. The law

doesn't say you can't touch it. I read the law online dot gov, which says you can't use it, and it gives a list of what you can do. It doesn't say you can't put your listening to me I heard what if I have a NAPS, A NAP system that's dedicated to being a NAV system, it says I'm telling you, it says it in the law. You can't just touch the KNAP system while you're driving. If they want to pull you over a touching your screen, they can pull you over with a changing your radio station.

They can. That's how bad this law. That was the next thing I was gonna say, April one to April one, fools joke, that's right to ape again. I understand they want to keep people safe. I have nothing but respect for law law enforcement. I'm not saying that because I

have a court das saying that. Don't they just fucking hyper focus in on the people that are texting and driving and get and killing people because that's where they focus should be, the texters and drivers, because they should be going after a stupid If I'm touching, I guess, I guess we're doing this means I can't know. That means I can't put my air conditioner on because it's it's digital, it's a display. Distracted bullshit, you're not you're

gonna pull me over. It's not the same thing. The irony is I turned my phone off so I wouldn't be distracted by your text messages. That's the irony. I told that to the officer. She said, you admitted you touched your phone. You're getting a ticket. No, I told him my father's police officer. I showed her my phone and I said, you want to get the logs, that's not necessary. I had the bluetooth. She came to my

car and I said, high officer. I had my license and registration ready to go, my insurance car ready to go. My windows were rolled down, my hands are on the wheel. I did everything right by the book. I could not be more. You know me. I don't buy boot like movies. I don't download the legal songs. I signal on my dead end street to pull into my own driveway when no one's around. This but this is why people, This is what turned people away from the law. It's not

the law, it's not the police officer's fault. But to be honest, to be honest, when I said to her, you didn't see me using it, I wasn't using it. You touched it. That's their job. I get it. She has described by the way. He said, where's that? Where's the human discretion. Where is the processing, the actual situation of what's going on. I've never been in a situation where I have alerted the law enforcement that my father was a police officer, where they didn't give me a

professional courtesy. Now I have not broken laws before on purpose, but one time I made So what did what did she say when you said my father was on the jump? Nored me just said give me life of registration. I was handing it to her. I showed her a picture. My father is somebody with an axe to grind. There's no They don't allow a little bit of wiggle rooms. You weren't driving drunk, you weren't actively texted. He's going fifteen on a side street and shutting your cat You

shutting your phone off. But to me, the fact that everything in the car is digital now, including the air, the control of the air conditioning, the control of the windows, anything anything digital, electronic, your in your nav system, your phone, any your phone, anything could be on your phone. Part of just playing Devil's saying all of it, anything with

the fucking screen playing Devil's advocated. I understand that if if they if they caught me with the phone right and I was texting, I could say I wasn't and I was just holding the phone. So if for people who lie about it, they're gonna say no phone at all. But I basically like you're saying, I did the equivalent of pushing the window down button on my door. Yes, that's what you were doing. I didn't look at my phone to push the button. I picked it up, I

pushed the button, I put it down. That's it. If I'm driving and I get caught pressing buttons because it's too hot in my car and I'm changing distracted. No, no, that's bullshit. That is not No. No, that is that is a basic function of my motor vehicle. That wasn't aftermarket ship. I wasn't installing a TV screen so I could fucking watch you know whatever you know on TV, so I could. You know what I'm saying, there's a clear difference people who are watching movies in their car

in the front seat. That's a fucking ticket, right anyway. So that's that's what I'm ticket. That's what I'm dealing with. I spoke to a thirteen or fourteen police officers. Needs to be changed. But here's the funny party. Bilwond In New Jersey. I don't know when you're hearing this podcast, but two thousand eighteen that law will go back out of effect, or they won't enforced have written enough tickets

to meet their quota and make their money. Whatever the case, they're gonna show that accidents were down in that time period, and then they're gonna go back to regular policing because they're not gonna have as many police officers stopped it

into sections staring at your phone. By the way, this is not an attack on the on the actual law enforcement, because, like Brodie said, they're just carrying out their orders and that that woman specifically, though I take issue with that officer, but I'm telling you something larger needs to be done here. This needs to be written better. Anyway, So I have a court, I have a court dating to weeks, and I will do my best. And here's the thing. They don't give you an amount on the ticket because it

starts at two hundred you go to court. Now that they charge you thirty dollars in court fees. That's too thirty. And if they decide you've been a bad driver before that, which I have not, they can make it up to four. All their time and energy into into the bucks for five minutes. Not but but you're a law buying She ran my plates, he ran my record. I have nothing. I've never done anything wrong. Where's Where's where's the where's

the high school? Where's the high school kid texting his friends? Uh? Driving down the highway? Those are the people you should go after. I have people on my block right. They have an a TV. They let their ten year old daughter drive the a TV up and down the block, onto people's lawns, across their property with no helmet, doing wheelie's. She's ten or eleven, right, Nobody notices their focus and

energies are in the wrong place. And I know we sound about two gruppy old men here fucking screaming, but that is a load of horse. I was in the Holland Tunnel yesterday and there was a Port Authority police officer behind me, and I thought, oh my god, I better be careful I don't get pulled over again. Oh my god, the cause in front of me change lanes.

You are not allowed to change the lanes. In the tunnel, two cars changed the lanes because they decided that that lane was not going fast enough, and they changed lanes. Nobody bothered them when I turned my phone off and I get a two undred of ticket. I have a good person. I'm I'm, I'm. There's no free dessert. There's no free dessert here. All I can get is regular meal for my money. I'm getting two hundred dollars. They told me you can plea bargain and and and maybe

you can. You can get out like two d like. It's no points. It's not a matter of the points. I don't want to distract the driver. On my record, my insurance company or raised my rates. I wasn't distracted. You can't give me a ticket for being a distracted driver. First of all, that's that's subjective. You can't tell me I was distracted. I wasn't looking down on the floor. I was looking straight ahead. And you can't tell all my eyes were from a side shot. She was on

the side. What if I'm fixing my rear view mirror, I can't do it the button. What if I'm pressing the button to the side view? MA that that that that if you're going to jail, because to me, that's distracted driving. No parole, no parole, terrible awful lot needs to be changed. But anyway I'm getting I'm red faced right now. Look at me me. I'm the one. I'm the one who has to deal with But going back to the original part, and you know what, I'm not

gonna saydthing bad about the officer. But I gotta go to court. Not only pay the ticket. I gotta give up a day of work. You gotta put on a suit, but I'm not wearing a suit. You wear a nice you know, were a nice button down shirt. Look good. Listen, if I wear a suit, I was still touching my cell phone. I don't change anything anyway. Going back to the original point, Um, I do not owe you the

two I think you should do the right thing. Though, Dude, you're like you're behind the wheel, You're and your phone and everything, and you're like, I'm laying in bed unaware. Okay, but you said five text messages you had. If you sent me one text that was long, one long text message, the phone would have gone off BA three times done. You texted, You texted one sentence, one sentence, and another thing, oh and one more thing and another thing and another thing.

All you had to do was text me the word driving and trying to go to jail for that. I can't do that, you said driving, I would have shut up. I wasn't allowed to do that. Yeah, how was I gonna do that? Speaking of being from New York, I tell you a funny story. Remember two episodes ago. Uh it was the they closed your health savings account, right, I said it was mine, But that was the credit card was called your savings account, you health savings account.

So I had to download a new app. Our company changed banks, which is why they closed the old one. So I had to call the new app people to activate my account. So the guys like, he's given me the run around. He's he's something. He's a guy who's not from New York, okay, and he sort of speaking very slowly, and he's not listening to me. Right, He's like, sir, you have to go inside. I am signed up. I'm just letting you know. I said, my logging is not working, sir.

Our record show you've never logged in. So I've I've had the app, your new app now for three months. I've logged in. Our records show you've never logged in before. No, I understand that. I understand it says I've never logged in. I'm just communicating with you that I have logged in. And he says to me, Sir, there's no need to get nasty with me, and I said, sir, I'm not being nasty with you. I'm from New York. That's how we speak. And he laughed and went, oh, yeah, I

get it. Feel like like he he confused my desire to cut to the chase with being nasty. I wasn't. I was just trying to explain to him. And he kept repeating, sir, we have no record of that. I'm like, I know, but I'm I've logged in three times, so we have no record of that. No, I stop. I said to him, please stop saying that. I'm well aware that your records show I haven't logged in. I just want you to acknowledge that I have logged in. Okay,

can we just can we agree to that? And he's like, sir, you're being very rude and I said, no, I'm being in New York. That's that's how I'm pointing something out that you're not understanding. And he said he because he was like oh so he said like he's like, oh, like you knew, like, oh, you're a new Yorker. I like, oh yeah, um, I wanted to get into bagel etiquette, but I guess we're gonna we're not gonna have time for that. No bagel etiquette today, do that? Hold on?

I want to give an update on the shirt. I got five things I want to talk about. I want to give an update on the fold over shirt. We didn't even do the grammar police I've got do we have unused jokes? I have some unused jokes. I have the pepsi rant. We're not gonna have time for the pepsi rant. By the way, this just in, but I want to talk about West. Chloe Kardashian just gave birth to a baby girl, and I wanted to talk about Chloe. But you don't want to talk about hairs, about the card.

They're rich people. Now I wanted to talk about I wanted to talk about the whole cheating thing they put makeup on when they're driving. Pulled over Kristin Thompson, I have no tolerance for cheating, don't I don't either, But I still I'm on the karma trains. Okay, you blamed you blamed her for getting cheated on yesterday on the on the Big Show and Elvis ripped you well, and I want to come to your sense. Okay, Well here's

here's what I said. Well, first of all, if you don't know the story, Chloe Kardashian just days away from pregnancy, you know, popping out a kid, and and today she did just now about two minutes ago, um Tristan Thompson and her boyfriend, she allegedly cheated on her. This videos out there, whatever, I'm gonna get upset and preaching a minute, I'm gonna do that. Here's the thing I was just wanna say this. Okay, First of all, I went on Hear yesterday and I said, you know, it's it's her.

It's her own fault because it's poor judgment. Because first of all, she has a track record of dating people who do that to her. Lamar odom. She's got a couple of others that were that clearly cheated, So she doesn't make the best decisions in the guys that she's going to date and hook up with. But then people like, but wait a second, but if you fall in love, you just can't help yourself. You can't help it. That's what people then they were saying, shut the funk up scary.

You're victim blaming, and I'm not victim blaming. I'm just saying, listen, okay, if you unders down. If you do, why don't you go up to Boston and go to Harvard on the campus of Harvard and date guys from there. Well, not that, not not to say that, but here's the thing. Here's what I will say. If you walk down a dog street in a bad neighborhood, a high crime neighborhood, and you're walking on with your jewelry hanging out, you're counting

wads of hundreds as you walk down the street. You don't deserve to be mugged, but you're probably gonna get mugged. And I might say you probably could have done things to lesson the lesson getting mugged. That's not victim blaming. But you know the average persons, You go, dude, why would you have your money? I walk down so so to me, that's what Chloe was doing by getting even getting involved with him. That begain with but you know so so so. But not to imply that there aren't

basketball players that are very loyal. Okay, But but here's the thing, and it isn't this isn't his sex. I'm agree with you. It's not to say that poor people

don't cheat. But when you are attracted to and uh you you hone in on on a certain type of person, you coincidentally happen to keep finding basketball players she constantly when you when you watch okay, when you are attracted to rich, powerful, overly confident, egotistical people who travel the country alone, hotel the hotel, who have fans throwing themselves, who have the ego uh probably good looking, good body, money, the ability to travel the world and press women. They're

throwing them at you. You you, you might might be more apt to cheat. You're also and again I don't I'm not looking to offend anyone listening to the podcast, But maybe why don't you meet a nice guy, marry him, let improve that you're committed for five years, and then start a family. That's what I'm saying. But when you start banging basketball players and you're like, oh, we're data for six months and now he's my baby daddy, then you deserve because no, no, no one deserves to be

cheated on. I'm gonna disagree with you that. Let me finish my thought. I think you're setting yourself up a little bit for less of a commitment bond. But yeah, but you absolutely put yourself out. That doesn't mean that husbands don't cheat. It doesn't mean that I'm saying you're adding to the problem like walking down the street. But

it's poor decision making. Two. If I told you that this ocean over here has all mutated fish in it, it's poisonous, and this ocean over here, this freshwater pond has has healthy fish, you still might get cancer, but your odds a less right, and you go fishing in that poisonous our. But to me, it's like one of our first decisions. One of our first ten episodes, episode six seven, we talked about a baseball people off player, right, We talked about a baseball player who had different girls

in every city in the country. You and I don't have different girls in every city the country. I think there's gotta be like you gotta be able to look and go David Wright, who plays for the Mets, you gotta look at him and go. He's a family guy, clean cut guy. He's a big, big fan of his parents. You know, you can you can get a gist. He's probably not the kind of guy that cheats. Right, Yeah, if you knew him, you know what I'm talking about.

You know that doesn't mean he doesn't. But he seems like he's more of committed, wants to get married and settled down, which he did. He was married for a few years, he had a kid. Again, doesn't mean he's not gonna cheat. I just feel like, can you not date a rich basketball player for once? Can you date an accountant? That's what I'm saying. And then and then see if I'm wrong, maybe the accountant wants to get married and be loyal to you date me. I would

be loyal. I'm already married, but if I wasn't, but they don't go for that. And and again, not victim blaming, just saying you're working victim blaming. Nobody. Nobody deserves to be cheating. The fact that she's a celebrity people letting her off the hook for the part two of the story. And part two of the story is that Karma is a bitch and she got what she deserved. Nobody deserves.

Here's why though this no hold on. Apparently you know Tristan Thomas Thomas Thompson, Good god, he cheated on the woman that he was with, who's to get to get with. She knew that with this guy. She got with this guy knowing. Listen, you reap with you, so you know what they say. You know what I'm saying. It comes around around whatever. If you're the other oneever you did to get him, If you're the other woman's gonna happen

to make you lose. If you're the other woman, don't be surprised when there's another other woman, the other woman, that's another one. So and nobody blames Chloe for for literally being a home wrecker in his previous relationship. She fucking stole the dude. And I listen, listen, he's the one that cheated. Not how do we get nothing to cause on my car dash? I'm just blah, it's not we're not talking. It's a large general it's a larger issue. I could give a rats ass. You couldn't give a

rats ass. I't that's correct. Back, it always goes back to the Grammar police, police, police, police, police, and just to keep things organized. If you ever want to mention something about the Grammar police, the best place to do that is at Brooklyn Boys w t F. Because it's easier for us to go through it that way, right. And I said the same thing on the Walkers and Talkers podcast. As long as you like for for me

and Jamie, And that's proper way to say it. When you tweet something that you want us to read about the Walking Dead show, as long as you copy our podcast, then they're all in the same place. Definitely choose at Brooklyn Boys, WTF. Try not to email Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com for your grammar as stuff. Oh this is hysterical. The sign that's written wrong. It's off kids when you buy two or more? Yeah, it's off

four kids right. No, it's the off kids meaning kids clothing, kids clothing, right, yeah, kids when you buy two or more. So there's that at Paul seventy z g A Oh my God, get a new Twitter name. Uh sent us a picture they took of this sign. It must be a faux place. P h O faulk King Good. It's the authentic Vietnamese restaurant. Brodie's like holding his Yeah, I don't believe it's real. I believe it's real. Do you think it was? King Good? And it's by Foo Fox.

No foe is a foe is a dish p h o. Yeah, but fo is is in Vietnamese dish, so faulk king good. I think they didn't perfect all right, all right, this place is looking for an uh oh an administrative assistant. Oh god, I got some intern I got some in um. We also got a a product which looks serious, it looks real. It's soap for the grammar police. Yeah, I saw that, but there's a there's a grammar and it's the wrong your You have to assume that's delivery. But

I do think that it's a real product. We need some of this stuff up in here, up in here. I'll watch with that, all right, I got, I got, I got a couple of things. I have unused jokes. I have a song I want to play today because it's timely. I don't know when you hit this podcast, but where as we're recording it, and I just want to talk about West for a second. West is our I t guy who's on episode thirty four. You listen in order so I know you heard it. And West, Uh,

he's a shy guy. He's very quiet, but he's very funny and we had him on the podcast and his girlfriend Adriana, who loves the podcast got him to listen, and he caught up and he listened to all of them, and now he's a big fan. So we had him on and people would We made a comment about Asian West at the dry cleaners, right, and so he was on. She's like, oh my god, West, you sounded so funny. She's right, he says to me yesterday. So, uh, I got some more stories when you want me back on.

So West is suffering from Mama Brodie's disease, which is oh, I enjoyed it. I got good feedback. We'd love to have him love that back on. But now he's already just here a week ago, about a week ago, week ago? Yeah, okay, Bobby shirt. By the way, I know this time, you know it. Last time you didn't. Okay, So I'm sorry West and have to wait a little while, all right, But he is actively tweeting at us. Did you see

what he wrote? He sent us a grammar police. Probably this is probably the one he's got the bug now sign of the month. It's uh. It was on the side of a lunch cart. It said lunch special chicken, lamb, beef and vegetarian. I'm in v a g E T E R I A N Oh my god. I'll eat there every night. Five. If you're a vegetarian, you know you can't get good vegetarian five dollars. So thank you. West. Find no way to get back on the podcast. I'm telling you he's at the bug. He's sat and talked

to me that. You know what, I think I may have an idea for a podcast. So uh so West maybe doing his own podcast, So good for him. Okay, a couple of things. I want to update the dry cleaners. I took the shirt back and I showed you a picture. You saw it right to fold over. They sewed it. They folded it over, and they screwed up the button hole. So I went back in. Remember f you Sue done speaking? Okay, and Asian West who speaks English. So I went in

and I think they screwed up the butt hole. No, no, no, So I went in and uh, that could be painful. The woman who works there, her name is Margie, So Margie's work in the register. She speaks English. Fine American woman, right, and uh, I said, listen, I gotta have this redone. Look at the button is fold over? Can we just have it unfolded and then put a backing on it like so behind it not that you know, pinched them

together and sew them. She says, oh, no problem, hold on and she calls Asian Sue out, and Sue comes out and she does the thing again. She looks at me, just what's you know? She goes, and so uh, Margie says, uh, you gotta um uh, I gotta fix that. Look at it right there. He says, God, tell her, tell her what the problem is. I go, me, I'm not going through this again because she stands. So I said, look,

you you folded it over again. You just put something underneath and take that out, and I tell the whole thing. She goes the same thing. He goes, and I felt like saying, I don't understand what you're saying, right, So so I go so I look over at margenango, hey, uh it's not uh she understand Oh she under stands. So she goes, okay, okay, right. So then she says she says to her, she goes, uh, no charge for redo, right, and she goes and I don't Yeah she said it.

She said, no charge, no charge for redo. So the shirts being be done, we'll we'll see if they can fix it. I'm gonna I think when I get the shirt back, i'll post before and after you guys can see it. By the way, Brodie, So, somebody has sent us a sign about a subway the manager special. Would you take them the task on this? The sign said. It says each of these foot long subs are normally and the deluxe a dollar fifty so sixty nine, and it pretty much says you can get all of them

for that price. The sale was nothing. It was the same price, right, Would you personally take them the task and try and get say, well, you told me they were all of them. I can have I just picture you walking in there. It's not a sale. It's not a sale to say it's it's six forty nine today,

which that's the normal price. Places do that. They'll put some stuff on special, and I'll say today it's only Oh and I gotta give a shout out to at Bette b e t T T T T T t A Y. Remember last week I told you about those Italian flags and then green, white and red is the way you displaying the time to flag? Well, this pizzeria in Austin, Texas, she took a picture. They're showing the Italian flag. It's a pizzeria as red, white, and green

for the people outside. But the thing is, if you're doing it for the people inside, then it's correct because it's green, white and red. But my guess is they meant to have it displayed in the window for red, white and green. So it becomes the question of the y m c A. Are you displaying the Italian flag for the people inside or outside? Well, you should be displaying the people outside, so they which makes this wrong? Right? If you see the sign wrong from the outside, it's backwards,

it's red white, it's like Stacy's pizza. It's like that, you're not a real pizzeria. But if you're inside, then it's correct. Alright. Alright, So there's that, but at two more things I want to just point out that's fine, Uh Michael or Michelle Hart? Sorry at so done trying for my interview, Like, okay, let's do that. Um NBC Los Angeles, Oh my god, it's a news there's a

tweet out of NBC l A. Uh. There was a seventeen year old students said her school's dean gave her a shirt to wear under her long sleeve in an attempt to construct her breasts. Oops, and obviously it's constrict. Yeah, if I can construct the breast, I would never leave the house. Right And when finally gotta say hello to Jim Kimmy Um a sign at a Panera bread not even a sign the address you know they put the decals on It was eight? Right, All three eights are

upside down? And how do we know that? Because when you make the eight, has the small bubble the big bubble upside day they put all three upside down. Now if those were sixes, I have unused jokes and then have a song. I want to play them. We' getting out of you and that's what we're gonna leave them with the song. We'll leave with the song. Unnes stuff that was given to Elvis on the Big Show. Possibly possibly,

and then uh, I'll explain. So we were talking about drugging your pet, some pet, my pets with O C D, pets with different disorders. So I said, I gave my cat instead of riddling, I gave my cat kittling. Hit didn't do the joke, Um, he said. Elvis said he became friends at the Hall of Fame event he was at with Vana White. I said, did you ask you for a discount on vowels? Five hour to discount? We

didn't get to that joke. Um, we were talking about guys and girls going out in groups, and uh that if you see five guys going out, they're probably in a pact. That's they're going to a strip club. They're going if they're going for trouble. And uh, that was what I said to Elvis and he and he said, uh. So the Nate said, why can't five guys go to a winery? I said, that's because the five guys in too busy making burgers. Five guys burger chain. You have

to get a joke, all right? Five? Oh. The question to the room was what are you and your significant other currently having a disagreement about or fight about. What are you when you're just your significant other finally currently fighting about? So I said it myself and he didn't get to me. I said, my wife and I having a huge disagreement. I think I'm awesome, she does not.

We didn't get to that. Uh. And then today, finally today, we were talking about dangerous toys that we played with when we were kids and now they would never let us play with them. So I started giving him fake toys. He did some of them, but he are the ones. He didn't do, dangerous toys to stay away from. Milton Bradley's stick it in your button, don't buy that for your kids. Mattel's bag, oh glass that comes from her Saturday. Yes, yes, that joke. No, I didn't was. I was repurposing it,

and I know it was day Achrod. I'm admitting that. And finally I said, the the the shoot backwards gunn don't give that to your kids. That was it. So there's just a couple of jokes. Um, there's one of the thing I wanted to talk about. No, the PEPSI rant gotta be for next episode. I had three other things. But uh, if you haven't been watching Mark Zuckerberg test fine in front of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

He's robotic. He doesn't have answers to things. And the more you watch it, although the more you watch it, and by the way, he's sitting on a little seat cushion to raise his seat up, the more you watch it, the more you see that he has no answers. He's like you realize, oh my God, I thought Facebook was taking my information. You have no idea what they've been doing to your information and your privacy. And so he's

been on the hot seat. And so I wrote a song parody to a carr And hit as sung by Mark Zuckerberg's CEO and owner of creator and blah blah blah grand uh bah of Facebook. But the real song is called let You Down by n fright, But this one is Zuckerberg let you Down by by by no by no Facebook for Facebook. I have w TfL right, So peace out, enjoy this. We're from Brooklyn. And you know what, this turned out to not be the shortest

podcast every right. And I'm like, this is Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, and well, it feels like I'm on the edge right now. I wish that I could say I'm proud. I'm sorry that I let you down. Let you down, send it, voices in my head got loud. I pray that you won't all log out. I'm sorry that I let you down. Let's let's let you down. Yeah, I guess I'm a disappointment. Doing everything I can to prevent

you from being exploited so annoying. I just want to make you feel like everything, everything was ever We're trying to make money off you, but it's time for the rock Root told about everything that you ever vosted to the first place. Right now, I'm gonna just implore you. I'm here for you, with my head down, looking at the ground on my knees for you, America. I know we did wrong this time. That's rich guys for you,

not too loyal. You should have had your back. But I put a knife, been in my walls full of what else did I promise to you? I'm here for you, just human Right now, I wish that I could just opt out. I'm sorry that I let you down, let you down, Senate voices in my head still loud. I pray that you won't all log out. I'm sorry that I let you down. Look let you down. Thank God. We'll sign my through together. That's a Brooklyn Boys Podcast X exclusive and it's it's it's exclusive number one because

we love you. We want you to hear an exclusive. And two Albust didn't want to play. I thought you signed off already, you signed off before we I know what I'm signing back. I want to sing the Brooklyn Boy song. I like singing the Brooklyn Boys, so you too, just them. It's my entrance music, it's my exit music anyway, because we're we're both folling from Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brookly