#340: The Broken Bougie Bed Frame

fun factoids with every number? Well, a four to forty was a massive engine that was a huge deal in Chrysler. So in one hundred episodes, I'll bring that up. All right, make sure you do that. I had a three fifty in my Park avenue, so we'll get the three fifty. I'll mention it. I don't know what these numbers mean. I have no clue. No, you're not a car guy. You're not a guy. Although I am hosting an event this week for I'm gonna I could invite the slices if they want to come to see me at the

Paul Miller event. It's an appearance Paul Miller BMW. Yeah, it's the jingle, it's the racing. It's the racing event Saturday afternoon from one to four. I welcome you all to come and hang out and party with me. Why don't you tell people where it is? Because you just said the Paul Miller You didn't say what Paul Miller in. I believe it's in Wayne. I don't even know where it is. I think that's probably important. You want people to show up. Well, I think they're sending me there right.

You would think that the Paul Miller Racing event would be at Paul Miller BMW and Wayne. Paul Miller has lots of locations, and I'm not getting paid for this, so hurry up, let's go. Okay, all right? Well, I want the slices to come party with Jones? Is derailing the podcast happening Saturday, June fourteenth, from one to four Paul Miller Racing, the twenty fifth anniversary of Paul Miller and the fiftieth anniversary of BMW of North America. Gary Scary,

don't do a commercial on our podcast? But am I doing this it? Now? You have to hit the ging. I don't know where it is. Now you have to jingle I don't know where it is hit the jingle? Where is it? Find it? You see what? I go through slices to protect you. I was fine with him inviting you. When he starts doing taglines, that's too much. I think it's I think it's in Wayne anyway, that's set. See, I don't even know where I'm going. I don't know if I'm coming or going whatever. You know what. You

don't know much, but I'm gonna I tell you. I'm gonna ask. I don't know much, but I know I love you. Thank you? Yes, oh much? Okay. So, uh, I have a brain teaser math word problem for you that I saw on television that I remember. Somebody asked me a similar question when I was a kid a long time ago, obviously, uh. And I'm gonna ask it to you, and then I'm gonna do the do the game.

You're gonna trick, You're gonna do the dirty. So Owen Wilson, the actor, was Jimmy Kimmel Live a couple of nights ago, and Owen Wilson did this to Jimmy Kimmel and he said, I think he said his friend did it to him and his mind was blown and even though he does this to other people, he has no idea why it works. Ok So, I'm gonna do it to you, scary, ok You're gonna do it even though Owen Wilson doesn't know how it works. It took me about a second to

figure it out. Ok So, at the end of the podcast, I will I will tell you how it worked out. But slices, you guys can play along. I'll do it to all of you, all right, Okay, I want all of you, slices to think of a number from one to ten. Me too, yeah, yes, he was all right? Foremost yep, okay, okay, all right, multiply that number by nine. Okay, okay. Now take all the digits in that number and add them together. So, for instance, if you multiplied nine times one,

that would be nine. Your total is nine. If you multiplied nine by two, that's eighteen, so on and so forth, so nine times the number. Then take all the digits in the number you ended up with, add them together. You got it. Yeah, Okay. Now I want you to subtract five. Yeah, okay. Now, whatever number you have in your head, now find the letter in the alphabet that corresponds to that number. So A is one, B is two, and so forth. All right, yeah, you figured out the letter. Yeah, okay,

very good. Now I want you to think of a country that starts with that letter. Okay, okay. Now I want you to think of an animal that starts with the last letter of that Country's of that country? Okay, okay. Now I want you to think of a fruit that starts with the last letter of that animals and of that what that type of animal is. Think of a fruit, yeah, that starts with the same letter as the last letter. Okay, Yeah, I got there. Ye okay, So now you have a country,

an animal, and a fruit. Yes, okay, if this worked right, you're thinking of Denmark a kangaroo eating an orange. Shut the fuck up. Well, first of all, how how can you go that? What a second? What if I would have thought if I thought, I would have thought of another another another of the country. Of the trick works at the end of the Denmark, my mind went to Denmark. But I could have easily set another country. Really okay,

Well let's talk about that at the end the podcast. Okay, slice to think about it, leave us to talk back. If you have questions that I don't answer, at the end of the podcast. Don't ask me questions now, Okay, I'm gonna explain at the end of the podcast. I mean, that was brilliant. Whatever you did, that was awesome. That's worth. That is that's awesome, that is that's gold right there. I mean, this is this is way I will explain

the magic. I'm gonna do that trick on stage at Paul Miller, BMW and Wayne this Saturday from one to four at the all right, all right, By the way, that was such a bad slipping. I didn't even have to tell him I hit the jingle. He hit his own jingle. I hit my I hit the jingle on myself. That may be the first time ever Scary just jingled himself. I jingle jingle himself before. There's been j d There's been there's been times I tried to jingle myself. You

know that? Yeah? So, uh, David Brody t me this you just did. You've now we've been hanging out here. Now, how long do we know each other? Hello? Twenty seven years? Twenty seven years. You see me a lot, don't you. Well, you know you used to see me a lot in person every day, but now you see me on camera a little bit, A little bit, A little bit less, yeah, a little bit less. But you see me on camera? Yeah,

you see on camera. And we saw each other on camera on Monday night when we did Slice time, right, Yeah, do you have something wrong with your neck? I should have noticed my neck my back. Yeah, no, no, nothing wrong on my neck. But man, oh man, we watch each other on this camera for about an hour and a half and you didn't notice something. And here we are again. You're seeing this again, Brody. Okay, you shave the hair between your eyebrows. Uh no, I didn't that that.

There is no hair between my eyebrows. What the hell are you talking about, bro that's because you shaved it. No, no, no, you did weird. You don't have a mustache, do you? No? No, I just this is face. Your face is moving, like look at my mustache. But you know what's different about me, Brody? You can only see me. You can only see me from the like the the you know, the kind of the chest up. So yeah, your nips up? Yeah, so you don't really Okay, it has to be on my face, right,

something's up? Well? I don't see any tattoos on your wrist. No, you didn't get any ink. No, h you got Zeeman on your face. You have bothtox You're not climbing. No, look at those creases. You think that that's I would that would be a terrible commercial for Zeeman if that was the result. This is an audio podcast, so I'm gonna try to make this quick. Okay, you didn't get a nose job, because I see you too often. You didn't get your nose done. No, your headphones are the same,

your haircut looks the same. Uh, you're at the same weight. You've been for a couple of months now. So your faces. Well, then I'm gonna I'm gonna call this a success. I'm going to say. I'm gonna say that microphone hasn't changed. You got something to success. Did you get a waxing? Did you get the fact that you don't notice? Is a great thing, It's an awesome thing. I'm not looking at a ten eighty camera. You didn't pay the full amount of money, so yeah, excuses, Well, I don't know.

Did you get a neck lift? No, I didn't get any work done to my face. Nothing surgical, all right, hold on, hold on the shirt. No, it's nothing to do with my shirt. It's on your head. It's on my head. It's on my head, it's on your head. Hair plugs. No, you don't know. I don't need to know my hair. My hair is fine. All right, let me see, let me let's go. Let's go around the face slices. Let's see. Chin looks the same. Although there's a shadow of a goatee around his face like the fan.

That means that's just me. I haven't shaved and look the same. You're not going to get this line on. Nothing on my teeth, nothing got my nose, although, oh my god, there might be a chip in the dip up there a bat in the cave. The only thing left would be contact lenses. No, I didn't. No, No, you're you're wrong. Okay, great, so then your cheek bones are the same. No it's not, bro Yeah, well i'll tell you what their congratulations. It's a client now, not

a client. Client, Not a client paid full price. I'm going to tell you what that was right after this. All right, you pay for something, I don't notice a difference, which means it's perfect. Well you wasted your money. No, it's no, this is not something that you want to really notice on people. This is something that is so noticeable on people sometimes that they're like, oh my god. And and I gotta be honest. The fact that you don't notice this, hold on, did you did you laser

a mole off? No? The fact that you don't notice that means it's it's perfect the way it is. And I was a little self conscious at first when I got it done, and I'm like, oh, what the fuck did I do? But you had something done and absolutely yeah. And I'll tell you this brody ilastic surgery when I went when I went to the morning show and on, it took about an hour and a half to two hours. I would see. I was with Andrew and Sam on

the way to work. I walked with Danielle from the garage, and I was went into Scottie Studio, said hello to Nate, everybody on the show. And it was ten to fifteen minutes into the show when Gandhi goes scary, did you color your hair? And I said, I absolutely did, got I got some and now I didn't get a full coloring. Now this is the seven minute process, all right, It's not the forty five minutes sit with shit on your head. It's seven minutes, rint In rits out and they said,

not a client. Not a client, redkin bruise, pr Ews, not a client, paid fucking full price. But my hairstyles has been telling me for five years. Now, when do you want to do it? We'll put some We'll make it a little. You know, you're a salt and pepper. We want to put a little more pepper to your hair. So I said, look, I don't want anything that looks unnatural. I want to keep some of my grays. I like, I like it, and she's like, trust me. She goes, now's the time, and sure enough, I put this. I'll

take my headphones off. You can't really see it, but my hair is a little darker, a little bit. Now, I gotta tell you it's I might have noticed it in person, but you have headphones a band with a headphone band across your head. Your your huge earphones are covering your side to your head. But now that I tell you, do you notice it? You don't notice it because I never looked at your hair that way before. I never looked like want of his gray hair. I'm geting a little. I put a little color in it.

I gotta say I've been getting a lot of compliments. People are like, oh, what did you do to your hair? They don't know, but a couple of people have. My girlfriend noticed. I didn't even tell her. Saturday night, we're hanging out. She notices when your eyes don't die like she didn't notice at first. And and we were hanging out for a good half hour, and we're in the restaurant.

I was talking to the waiter. I was looking away, and as soon as the waiter walked away, I looked back at her and she gives me this hellish like shitted and grin, like did you collar your hair? And I said, yeah, She goes, it looks great, it looks natural. It does look natural because I because this type of hair color is not like shoe polish. It doesn't like look awful. It looks it's it's a special blend with a little a little little uh so, yeah, I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. The slices are like hitting rewind to hear this segment again, but I, well, why not congratulations, I'm happy for you. Well, no, it's a change in my life. No, No, you're you're a vain person. I get it. That's fine. Well, I didn't you have to match you. I assume it matches your mirth better. Right, And see that was going to be the comment I thought you were going to say, is that, yep, scary colored his hair? What's going on here? And I'm just

saying that, you know what colors your nail polish? Wow? Wow, Wow, I'm just choking slices. Don't get all like. I can't believe brod he's turning into it of it. But anyway, Yeah, I'm just you look good, scary. I now that you pointed out, and I'm staring at your hair, I see less gray from what I ve Yeah, definitely less gray. Okay, but let's say a good look for you. You're blessed with a full head of hair at at your advanced age. It looks good at by advanced age. Well, you're not.

You're not thirty. Listen, I met you. You know you were. You were a long time ago, right, you were? You were you twenty? I was a spry twenty something. It was in nineteen ninety eight. Wow, I was, I was. I was. Wow, I was like twenty four years old. Yes, you had a very thin head and huge ears because your head was so you had such a thin head ninety seven, ninety eight, Wow, ninety eight many eight. Well you and I started talking and I twenty seven, but

we met in ninety eight. I remember that. Good God. But anyway, you and I met when Bill Clinton was pray remember my back in my day? So I want yeah, agha. Speaking of working at the radio station and music, you know, you and I play the lyric game. Mh. You know if I say I was a line of a song, you'd thank the band, like as if I was the band. You know everybody? Yes, no, of course. So I'm in

pickleball other night, and this would have driven you crazy. Uh. They were playing an eighties soundtrack or the eighties channel, whatever it was. It was eighties music playing and love Shack by the b fifty twos comes on the Love Shock bab right, and it gets to the part where, uh, so my partner is like, uh is singing love Shack? Right? She goes, you know, She's like, I bring my juke box money. Yeah. So I was like, oh, I say, hey, hey, you know what. I don't know if you know this,

but I got me a car. She just really yeah, it's as big as a whale. Now, how would you respond? To that and it's about to set sail right. Absolutely, yeah, nope, I didn't get that. What did you get? I got oh? Okay, as if I was telling her, I got a big car, right, So I said, I said, did you hear about the tin roof? She said, what about it? I said, it's rusted? And she's looking at me like thises' what I'm talking about. She was just singing the song wow, but she didn't

put two and two together. No, you can't play lyric games when people let everybody you think she's like love shack because she knows the chorus right. There's a guy on TikTok. His name is Paulie Wood and I know you think that would be a porn star. Yeah. He must work in an auto dealership. And I don't know how he gets say he works at Paul Miller on quitting No no, but he walks around all day quizzing

everybody in that style and he posts these tiktoks. I don't know how he get like what he does for the auto dealership and why he hasn't been fired yet, because it seems like he's there and on TikTok an awful lot and pestering his workers, but it tells you the age of the person and how many they've gotten. Right, so far, the guy is brilliant. I mean, I kind of wanna we don't really do this, but this is kind of impromptu and we're gonna do this. I want

to kind of go to his page real quick. And because he's he's the best, so like he did, like, for instance, stop drop. If I say stop drop, what do you say? I lost? I lost you? It's vanilla ice right, No, no, stop drop and roll. See he's so right. So older people will be stop dropped and they'll say, enroll. I thought you were doing song lyrics. That was a song. It's a song lyric from DMX. No stop, No, I don't know DMX shut him down, open up shop. Oh oh yeah, I don't listen to DMX.

Isn't doing age. But that's a popular song, all right, So everyone knows that song. The slices know it. Really everyone knows that song the same way everyone knows how many people How many slices when I said that finished the lyric? A lot of them, not Brody, But Brody thinks because he didn't that nobody knows it. No, no, no, no, no, I said, that's not an indicator age, it's an indication it's scary. I'm you're not listening. Go ahead. DMX lyrics is nothing to do with age. Yes, due the fact

I don't like DMX. He's not my style. I know he's not your style. But you could still be aware of his existence, right, I'm aware of his one or two hits that were crossed over the Top forty when I worked at the Top forty radio station. Well, yeah, he had a hit that was a hit, pop hit. I wouldn't know it. Listen to this you sometimes put on the hip hop stations. I don't, Yeah, Rachel, how many questions did fifty cent have? How many questions? Twenty one? Yes? Yes,

she got it? Kelly yes? How many questions did fifty cent have? How many questions did fifty cent have? Okay, here we go, here's a different one. Listen, Rachel, what was one twelve's favorite dessert? Kenny cake? No cages and cream. So he goes around his office and he does it. But I want to kind of get all the original, all the questions. I'm just going to keep going. I'm not gonna I'm not going to do like get all his answers. But there, here we go, Rachel. Yeah, this

is how we do it. Listen, that's my naturales j I do know. Hey, Nikky, what did Biggie love it when you called him? There you go? That is my dream car man? Who Rachel? Yeah, nowadays everybody want to talk shit. No, like they got something to say, but nothing comes down when they move the lips. Just a bunch of gibberish like chat's eminem. Right they forgot about Trey, right, all right, I know that, Rachel. What did Destiny's Child say? The club was at eleven thirty? What is it? Brody?

Don't jump and johns? Okay, all right, all right, here we go, Rachel. What did Marcy's playground smell? Oh, sex and candy? Yes? Absolutely absolutely, Rachel. What was little bow Wow playing trumpets? I don't know that one trumpets thing, Rachel. They see me rolling? Okay, there you go anyway, you get the idea. But anyway, this is what he does all day in his car dealership with a microphone sticking microphones. Good, good for him. Well you know what, Diamond on the

other show did that about five years ago. Yes, she went around for a video and she asked, everybody, where's all your stuff? I was like, in a box to the left, right, in a box to the left. So you get the reference or you don't get the reference anyway. But but yeah, but DMX is not an age related thing. DMX is not pop. He's popular. Okay, how many DMX popular New York? I know about popular? Well? By the way, speaking of Broadway, did you see the Hamilton reunion the

other night? It was so great? Yeah? The medley was with the original cast. Oh my god. And yeah they had quite a few of the people. Way to name one of them? Yeah, t Diggs. Wait, who played mop It? Aaron Burr? Sir, sir, I don't know. Lamar Oldham Lamar, No, you had it? What's his name? No? Lam Alum is a basketball player? No? Leslie otam Leslie otis Yeah? Is he related to Lamar? No? He's not, oh Leslie. Oh it was great, It was great. I don't know if I should feel insulted or maybe this is just the

way Jen Alpha talks. They say what's on their mind and they're very awkward about it. I was honored to be invited to my nephew Lucas's graduation, which is coming up. I said, So I was at the house. Now, Now, I was at the house on Saturday, at my sister's house and I said, hey, I said, oh, where's Lucas. I want to thank him for the fourth and final ticket, because he had only had four tickets for graduation and

he invited me. You knows, my sister and my brother in law, his parents, my dad, that's three and he wanted to give me his fourth ticket. What do you think this freaking kid said? When I said, hey, Lucas, thanks for the I want thank you for inviting me to your graduation. What do you think? He said, Brody? What would Brody say? If he's being a smart ass?

I had no one else to Everyone else said no, yeah, exactly, well he said, he goes, Well, you know, there really was no one else to ask, So I asked you, I want you. And like as he's saying that, he's he's like looking away from me, and I'm like, you a little best and I'm not going to give you that Nintendo switch. His mother made you made him invite uncle Scary. No, she didn't. He chose me, but he chose me because there was no one else to choose and he didn't want to take it to go to waste. Wow,

that's a slap in the face. Maybe he should give him better gifts for the holidays. Hello, I told you, I'm giving him a Nintendo switch too, which I fucking had to meet someone on a shady street in Newark to I told you that story, right, I gotta yeah, I gotta be honest, dude. Uh, the way he treated you with this ticket, I wouldn't give him a Nintendo. I would switch the switch and give him something else. I'd give him a fucking night that Nintendo ninety six

ninety five. Flip the switch. Good God, I flip the switch. I would take I sell the switch, get a lot of money, and buy him something for fifty bucks. A little bastard. But I guess that kid. I love him to death. I'm his funkle. But but man, make something else. It sounds like it sounds like you're his funkle. Oh oh, fuck, funkal scary. I really want you to come to my graduation. Hey, listen, I got this extra ticket. I tried selling it on a eBay. I couldn't even I couldn't give it away

a Facebook marketplace. I got a couple of people interested. They never showed up. It's more like you want to go were like a f u uncle funkal Yeah, all right. I don't know, but maybe he's just taught that way to just be just matter of fact and being honest brutally on a Wednesday graduate Is it a Wednesday graduation. It's a Monday graduation. Oh dude, advice. You gotta get my Monday give gift the Brook Glynn Voice Podcast. We

will be right back. So remember, uh, maybe a year ago I told you about that when I went to get my the the drivers it was actually at this point, I think it's two years ago. I went and got the driver's door arm rest replaced on my on my car. Mm hmm okay, the one the one at your left arm leans on when you drive. Yep, o hey, driver's door arm rest. And if you remember when I went and got it done and my car was all done,

I had gone to the movies to kill time. When I came back, the door arm rest was still broken, and the woman, the sales rep, was like, I don't understand. They fixed it. I said, I don't know, and then I looked they had replaced the center console arm rest, the one that's between the driver and the passenger. By mistake, that was an accident. Well yeah, well they thought for some reason that was the driver's arm rest, which it's not.

It is the center console arm rest. So I had to have them redo the arm rest, and they gave me a two year warranty on the armrest. Okay, the armrest broke again. Now the problem with my car, as much as I love my car, is it's a thin

plastic underneath the leather, and then under the plastic is foam. Okay, So if you lean on the arm rest when you drive, after a couple of years, I guess the plastic cracks and you have an indentation for your elbow, which is not necessarily what you want on a relatively new car. So I've replaced that armrest three times. Well, when I brought it in to be replaced this time, they said you're out of the two year warranty by three months.

I'm like, oh, you got to be kidding me. How much is the armrest three hundred and forty dollars installed? But you get another two year warranty with the car with the arm rest. Well, i'll tell you why I happen to be at the dealership. And I may have told you this. I did talk about this on the podcast. My passenger side, right side, passenger side, that's right, Yep, no scrubs TLC. Thanks No, I'm well aware. Nineteen ninety nine. Yes, yes,

thank you. That headlight wasn't working. So again, all right, wallflowers, thank you on headlight. Thank you, thank you very much. Go ahead, when I say thank you, shouldn't you say thank you? Welcome a lot? It's more set yeah, okay or led Zeppelin? Right, don'ty a thank you? Okay? Anyway, So they're giving me a discounted price on the headlight repair. It's five hundred and forty dollars to replace the whole headlight because I'm a valued customer, which is very nice

to them, very nice. And I have a recall for an airbag that from from Chrysler. They want me to get the air bag replaced as a recall on it. So I say to the guy, Hey, I can come in on Friday. If I come in around eleven thirty, is that enough time to do the arm rest in the headlight and the air bag. Yeah, yeah, that'll be fine. We'll give you a right home and you'll come back at like six o'clock. We'll have the car for you know, almost seven hours. Yeah, we should have enough time, right right.

I dropped the car off at eleven thirty. Scary is like, that was last Friday. He wants me to come and come back home. We'll do the podcast, that's right. I remember this day. It took an hour to get taken care of and get home. They drove me home again, very nice, no complaints about that. So technically my car got checked in around noon. Okay, they call me and they say hey, now they called while we were recording the podcast. I remember this very vividly. Scary saw my

face dropping because I put him on hold. He saw me on the like as they're talking. So first they say to me, we're not going to be able to get the airbag done. It's too much work. And I said, well, okay, but you told me there was enough time. Yep, I'm not gonna have enough time. I have to come back for the air bag. I'm like, all right, I won't get the air beg done. That's fine, all right, no problem. So then they called me back again and I said, yeah,

what's up your other headlight is not working properly. What well, we installed the right headlight, but the left, the driver's headlight that was working. Now that you have the other headlight working, you can see it's only at like fifty percent power. It's not bright enough to pass legal standards. It's not working. So whatever whatever went bad on your other one, this one is now slowly dying. I said, well, replace the bulb. Nope, we'ready tried that. It's not the bulb,

it's the whole mechanism. It's another five hundred and something dollars. I was like, oh my god, come on, like, oh God, and theyrreputable. So I believe them. I do. They sent me a picture I could see that the light bulbs didn't match. I'm like, all right, they just you got a two year warranty on the one. Yes, it's like, okay, replace the other one. Fine. So I get there to pick up the car. They called me like, we're going to pick a drives and a driver to come get you.

I go back and uh they said, listen, mister Brodi's will let you know we had a problem replacing the arm rest. What why do you inform me of this? They said, well, the box is marked left arm rest, but Chrysler shipped us a right arm rest. I'm like, I know, but you had the car all day. Why would you not tell me? Well, it didn't matter. There's nothing we could do about it, so we'll just let you know we didn't get the armrest done. They sent us the wrong part. Yeah, but you've had the part

since since Tuesday. Why didn't you check it? Well, the box was labeled wrong. I go, yeah, but you should check them up of errors or laziness, because they could have they could have troubleshot this, and they could have nipped the problem in the bud several days sooner. So now here you are Friday afternoon late and you and you would think it's six point thirty on a Friday. That's my only problem. Oh, no, scary, that's not the David Birdie movie you're watching. No, this is the Birdy

movie you're watching. So I now go back to my car where all they've done is replace the two headlights. Right, And it's close to one thousand dollars because they gave me a discount on the second one, so it's almost one thousand dollars. Yep, And I walk around to the front of my car to see. Now, how great my car looks with two headlights. I'm very excited and I look and I noticed something is a little bit wrong. Now did they color the gray on my car? Scary? No,

because that way would have not been noticeable. And I walk in and I get the sales the rep for the service department. I go, OK, give me in, man, come over here. Look at my passenger side headlight, the one that wasn't working. Look how good it works. He's like, yeah, I goes, it's bright. Isn't that great? I have a headlight. Now, I was all worried about driving around one headlight. I go, now look at the Look at the driver's side headlight, the one that you told me I needed. That was

working when I came in here. Scary dead as a doorknob. Yep, Now my car is winking with the other eye. What the I go, What the fuck? I don't know. I'm so sorry, but let me go talk to the technician. I'll be right back. He goes in the back. He goes, I'm sorry, man, it's six thirty on a Friday. Already went home. They go, all we wanted to do you close the next two days. I need a headline to see him Monday. He's like, well, he goes, mister Brody goes, don't worry about it. I assure you we will fix

it for free. Did they know who you were? Did they know you were David Brody? You would think they realized who I was. No, not, I'm nobody, but you would think they would remember me for the armrest incident two years ago and how they had it. They did the work for free. So I so, he says to me, don't worry, we'll fix it. No charge to you, sir. I said, no charge to me. That's awfully nice, considering I already paid for it. He's trying to offer you.

He's trying to offer you something that you you already paid for. He's like, Oh, it's it's complimentary. Yeah, we're not going to charge you to fix it the right side, the right way the second time. Oh, because you thought I thought you were going to charge me. I was going to pay again to fix the right time when I didn't even know I needed to fix it, and I had to fix it when I came in. You called me up the headlight. I put it a headlight in and that doesn't even work. Not the exact same problem.

But on the other side, you were replaced a working but dim headlight. Were they non working headlight? Sounds like they were the dim't headlights. He said, sir, miss Rody, you bring it in next week, we'll take care of it. We'll do a rust job on it. I said, I don't think you understand how this works. If I have to give up my car again for an entire day went to fix the headlight a week, well, I have to wait now till the right, the correct left armrest

comes in because that didn't get done. I said, So you were supposed to fix three things. You ended up fixing one of the three things, and I'm still back at square one with one headlight. I said, if you think I'm giving up my car again for nothing, you don't know about my free dessert theory. He says, what's your free dessert theory? So I say, if you burn my stake, you know, my friends get to eat dinner and then you bring me my steak an hour later.

Do you think that's even no? I said, so they would give you the steak dinner for free, right, or they would give you free dessert. But they're not going to just go, oh, here's your steak twenty minutes later. So if you think you're going to fix my headlight, haveter giving up my car again for another full day just like that. That's not how it works. Well I don't, I don't. I don't know what else I could do. I don't know. Did you show them up? What did you do? Did you tell them? Did you speak to

the manager? Karen? What did you do? I'm not Karen. I said, here's what you need to do. You need to talk to the guy. He knows. I know the guy's name. I'm not going to say, here, talk to your boss because I already know. The boss did right by me the last time this happened. I like him very much. He's a great guy. This is the part where Dave Dave Roadie griep sodas that bitch, What did you take? So no, I didn't take anything. Uh huh.

So he comes back. He says, I called the boss, and the boss says, when you come in to do your arm rest, we'll pay for it. The three hundred and fifty dollars arm rest now is on that way on the house. It's on the arm rest on the arm very good, so Slices. First of all, kudos to the dealership, although they made a mistake once pointed out to them and I explained to them the situation. I got a three hundred and fifty dollars door repair for free because they do the right thing, even though they

didn't repair it the right way. My point is, Slices, don't get taken advantage of and don't give up your car and don't let them. You know. Look, they weren't trying to take advantage of me, but some people don't think about it and the way you should be thinking about it. So free dessert, Thank you very much, save myself three hundred and fifty dollars and I still have one headlight though, so scary and Brody, Well maybe you can help me, Brody, I'm an idiot. I can't help

you with that. I'll be surprised by that information. For years, keep going by the way, we have unlimited time on this podcast for us for years, for years, No, for years, I had a terrible habit of plopping myself, plopping myself into my bed. I love, I love running up to my bed and just throwing myself on the bed because I have a temper pedic mattress. It's firm. No, not a client, not a client. I don't hear about sleepies

or mattresses them or whatever. I feel like I didn't ever put any thought into my jumping on the bed, and just I thought that it would last forever. But finally the other day, I go to PLoP myself on my bed and I hear this giant crack of wood followed by a sagging of the mattress on one side. I broke my arm breast. It sounds like the fucking arm. That's why I'm bringing it up, because this is exactly what happened. Well, I'll say this, m I I looked

under the thing. I broke the freaking wooden box spring. I broke the So now the wooden slats, the wooden slats on the box spring are fucked up and I and I broke it. So now I'm screwed. I don't know what to do. It's my bed is out of warranty. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what, I don't know who if I should call someone, I know. I don't get free dessert because I incurred this issue. But dude, I gotta buy a whole new box spring, and I'm realizing the bed frame of the box spring.

Fuck it. It's a lot of money because it's all one piece. I'm fucked. Oh you want to have a captain's bed with drawers. I know there's no drawers, but the maybe it's just the slats. I don't know. No, it's it's the slats and it's the actual it's the actual like frame of the bed. It's fucked. I broke. I broke a wooden piece. I'm dead. Did you jump on this bed when you were fourth quarter scary? No?

This was last week. No, I understand that. But over the years you must have yeah, yeah, yeah, you must have weakened the wood. So now I'm kind of screwed. So now you've always had week week wood in the bed. You should have known that, Hio. So I'm starting to google, like, all right, you know what, maybe it's time for a new bed frame. All right, First of all, you can't these play these bed frames. It's like, oh, here, you want to this one, this color? All right? You want some?

You want you want this new model? All right? Awesome delivery within fifteen to eighteen weeks. I'm like, what, this shit's on back order? Bro? You know you know that this stuff that you order, like these furniture, these items are like three, four or five months away from getting here. That's crazy. Not if you go to Ikea and roll the flatbed hand cart day. I'm not buying an Ikea bed, no offense. I did that for my first because then

I got to put it together. I'm not fucking sitting there with an Alan wrench putting shit together for five hours? What am I? What am I in college? No? I'm not buying an Ikea bed. I built all my furniture. I don't doing college, just do it. No, I don't want that. No, I feel like I've earned the right to man of the people, Swedish people. But still no, I don't know, man, I can't get an Ikea bed

at this stage of my life. I need something more permanent, something that's Oh, you got yourself in an expensive bed. You broke the shit. I know, but I'm an idiot, That's what I'm saying. I opened this by saying I'm a butts. I should not have done that, and I a queen size or it's a queen right I don't know, but I don't want to wait. I don't want to wait fifteen weeks for a new bed Okay, paul A call.

What where'd that come from? He said? I want to wait? Okay, you Dick nineteen ninety seven boom, So I was thinking of calling up. Well, I forgot where I got this. I think it was like Creighton Barrel or something. I don't even know. But what can I even tell them is it's expired. The warranties expire on dead due. You cracked the bed frame, you fucking jumped on it, your

big good. But they don't know that. I can make up, make up a Brodie style story and be like, well, we're gonna say what qualifies what qualifies as as getting a new bed frame? This didn't. Isn't it like a lifetime guarantee on some of that ship? No? No, none of that has lifetime guarantees. No, no, sorry, no, you lose. Good day, sir, Good day, sir. And if somebody has a lifetime warranty on their box spring, okay, I don't know everything, but you don't not even a box spring.

It's these these wooden slats. I don't know what to do are the slats replaceable when you're buy an Ikea bed like I used to have from my from from awesome. But the wood that's holding the slat in the actual frame is what's fucked up as well. The whole thing is screwed. I well, you could put a milk cred under it. Maybe I don't top it up, so there's a fall. So now when I lay down in the match, you get a cinder block under there. If I roll over, I'm rolling uphill. It's fucking crazy. My bed is on.

But look at it this way. You have less gray hair. Now do you have that going for you? I don't know. I don't know. Can you sleep? Can you sleep on Robin's side? I could, I could, but that that would require me rewiring my whole I sleep on the right side of the bed. That's my that's my side. Now I got a cholesterol isn't it good for your heart rates? Oh? Yeah, no, we're not gonna We're not gonna go here again. And

I'm not gonna get into arguments with the slices. But yeah, you need to you need to get you you need to get that fixed replaced. Whatever. You know, what a good corpenter could probably fix it for you. But the whir comes my question is cracked? Is the outside cracked? I gotta take it. If it's just the inside that crack, you can get a good corpenter to fix that. Fix the supports maybe. But what would I do? Like if I wanted where would I go? If I wanted a

bed like now, a good quality bed? What would you do? All right? City high? Fuck you? All right, I'm trying to But where would I go? What would I do? Where would you go? I just told you you get a carpenter. No, if I wanted something new, if I'm gonna throw this thing out, start over again, because that's what I do again. I don't. I don't shop at the level of store like you're gonna go to Raymore and Flanagan. Are you gonna go to like Sava or

you're gonna go I don't know. All I know is fucking these places like Wayfair even it's like, forget about it. Hold on, I've explained Wayfair to you, Yes you have. Wayfair is just a warehouse where they get shipped from other people's companies and they ship it to you and they tell you the shipping is free because they've worked it into the price. Almost everything on Wayfair is Google bull Google image it and find it somewhere else for

less money. Wayfair doesn't make furniture. Wayfair is like Amazon for furniture. You like that chair, go buy the same chair somewhere else. Wayfair, we got shipped from somebody else that you need. You remember my own fair Way far Fair? Oh yeah, oh no, No, that was a whole big that was like three episode saga your way Fair story. But I'm just saying, where do you get great quality furniture? Okay? But now again, like if I wanted to go this weekend and have it delivered on Tuesday, how can I

do that? There are furniture stores in our area with a with like a guy's first name, and he sells furniture for like forty nine dollars. Oh that guy, That's not what you're looking for. Now looking for that guy? Right? You want a higher end piece of furniture. So now there's some stuff at Macy's that's high end. That's higher end. They have a great furniture department at Macy's. And then and then and then their delivery time is very good. Uh again, I'm not doing a commercial here, but you can.

I just mentioned a couple of names. There's Huffman Coos. I think maybe they went out of business, Huffan Kuh's. But Savavi is very boogie. You might like that. I don't know where you are bougie wise, as far as your bed frame, Like, are you Ray Moore and Flannagan boogie? Like? I know you're too boogie for Ashley Furniture. I know that Ashley's casual. It's not bougie. They have good stuff, but it's not your level. You want stuff that breaks.

All I want is something that's you know, modern, modern, contemporary, something that's you know whatever. All right, we don't have to discuss it here on this podcast. Google maps, on Google Maps and freaking Google boint. This is boring. I'm sorry, sorry. I thought maybe you'd have a quick, quick answer, quick fix. I don't shop, but you shop, all right. I like Ikea furniture. I put it together, it's good, and I don't jump on it because I know it's Ichia, So

that's why it doesn't break. My algorithm on Instagram has been serving me videos of crows and ravens. Maybe your your phone is haunted. No no, no, no, No, I just watched a crow video. I was so like enamored, enthralled by it that I started swiping on it. And that now all I get our videos of crows. Do

you know that crows are very very smart creatures? Do you know how you know that they actually learn behaviors and they actually like if you're mean to a crow, it will hold a grudge and it will come back and it will haunt you. Did you know that ravens they you know, they speak. You can teach him to talk. But they're very very smart, very smart birds, probably the smartest that are out there. Are you going to disagree

with me on this? No, I'm listening, I'm learning. I'm so excited the next thing that you've been sucked into that you you you scary gets passionate about the dumbest shit, dude, No, but crows, crows learn your behavior. Crows. If I saw videos where if you feed a crow, if you feed a crow, it will become loyal to you and you will get on its good side. How odd? How odd that a pet would become loyal to when you feed it, it will be only all most animals will like that.

It will befriend you but it will actually bring you gifts. The other animals don't do that. It will bring you a gift. Yeah, did you on your head? No? No? And you mean to it. It remembers you. It doesn't forget. It has a very good memory, so it knows and it can identify you, and it may it may bat you down if you if you do something mean to a crow, forget it? Is this going to be your new party staple you up to people at a party?

You know? The crow is a very loyal and noble animal, but it's it's probably what other bird has those characteristics. It's a fascinating thing. It is a wonderful falcon. It's a wonder of nature. Homing pigeons that fly like ten thousand miles and come back with a note. You're not buying it. They're birds, like a lot of birds are smarter than we think. But how do they taste? What? Sauce and cheese? Is my question? All right? Would you

eat crow parmesan? You're terrible, You're terrible. I'm just I'm just saying that's my algorithm is serving me these Uh. I knew you were going to say that. That's why I pull slightly no, this is what's going on in my in my algorithm. I have to somehow get a reset, because well, it used to be you go to your search page on Instagram and then you long press one of the crow videos and then you click not interested.

Oh that's how you get rid of shit. Like if you're on Instagram and you see a funny video like let's see you see a video like a guy eating dirt, and you click on it and watch it. Now, all of a sudden, your feed is going to be filled

with guys eating guys eating dirty. So you could you could either take months of clicking on pizza videos so that the pizza videos overwhelmed the people eating dirt, or you can just long press on one of them in your in your discovery page and then you click on not interested, and then you won't get any more dirt videos. You need to stop with the crow thing because I feel like you're gonna become a crow guy. Oh oh, there's that guy. Is Anthony Skeary, Anthony Crowell, call him Antony.

He's gonna talk about crows and out at the party, walk away, walk Away. Before this, it was what you get too enamored with whatever the newest thing on the internet. You see, dude's made mushroom pills. Oh path oh parents, they did the ones that talk. I love them. Dude, you gotta eat capuchin monkey ship. I saw a hard thing about it. You gotta eatcher monkey ship. It makes you very healthy. It's good for your skin. No really, Brodie, no, no, no, ro really the pooch and monkey ship. It's the best

I got. You know, you just reminded me. I need to I need to up my uh subscription. I need to read my subscription of my my line's made mushrooms. I forgot. Oh yeah, I forgot. That's how you know you're running out. And by the way, I know there's a Cooper Lowa monkey. I think they grow coffee beans and it's ship. You don't have to you don't have to Sla. I know about that. I know there's like a very expensive coffee. They they have the monkey eat the coffee beans and they shipped it out and then

you use their ship as beans. No use the beans that come out of the ship. The beans the beans, right, so you basically inexpensive. It's like Cooper something I don't know, doesn't matter. When I worked in Starbucks. I heard about it, but it's very Again, people are weird. Who was the first guy thought of that? Oh, I have an idea. Let's let's have the oh he ate all our beans.

We'll just wait for them to come back. What about the uh the fish pedicure where you stick your your feet in the water and all the I'm not doing that either. Remember when everyone was doing that for a month? Yeah, all the fish will they nip the dead skin on your body, on you, on your on your feet. The dead skin on my feet is fine. I'm good with the dead skin on my feet. Okay, you are You are the scambony king. You just get Scamboni. Scamboni, Scamboni.

That's what you do. You get scamboni. All right, I don't get scamboni. You get scambone. Yeah. I'll be right back, okay and take a time out. So scary. You ever have that fear when you're driving your car and you get that warning when there's fifty miles left before you

run out of gas where it's his low fuel. Yes, okay, So the way my car works is when it gets to about because I have a little gauge on my dashboard that tells you, we'll approximately how many miles left based on your average miles per gallon, and that can go up or down depending on if you're speeding, stopping at every red light, whatever, So it's an approximate. So I get I get the gas pump logo on my screen at fifty miles left. Okay, that's ample warning, ample warning.

So I'm driving. I don't know. Earlier in the week I had to drive. I want to say about twenty five to thirty miles south of where I live. Okay, that what I was doing is for another time. I'll tell you the story. It's all part of my It's related to my phone issues, which I'll talk about at a later date. So as I as I'm going there, it's like, you know, twenty three miles to get there, and along the way it says you got fifty miles

left before you're out of gas. So I'm like, oh, I can make it home because I got like twenty miles left and then twenty three back. That's forty three. I got fifty, no problem. So I go and I by the way I went to the town. Okay, okay, are you gonna tie out? You had a question I had a question. We'll give me a question. What it says fifty miles? Is it a true fifty miles? It's approximate. But again I did the math, and I'm like, oh, I really had like thirty nine miles thirty eight. I

thought I had enough room forty miles. I'm gonna go. I'll get gas on the way home. I got enough, I got enough money to I have enough gas to get there and get back. But along the way I'll stop and get gas. So the fifty becomes forty, becomes thirty, becomes twenty, and then at some point it changes to low fuel. Low fuel means you have less than ten miles. That means go get fucking gas, idiot, that's what that means.

It should say that, right. Well, I didn't notice that because I was blasting music and I was making phone calls or whatever. I get to my driveway, pull in, and as I'm looking i'm turning the car off, I see that it says low fuel and the gauge, the little red gauge for the fuel is on the gas tank logo. Uh on it. Oh shit, So I go. You know what I know? If I don't go back out and get gas. Now tomorrow when I go to leave the house, I'll forget and I'll want out a guess.

So the nearest gas station in my house too, So if I drive to them, they're about five blocks away on the main road. So I turn, I go on the main road. There's a gas station on the right. And you don't care about prices at this point. You're just going for the nearest gas station. I'm going to get five bucks just to get me to the Okay. So there's a gas station on the right, which is on my side of the road, and there's a gas

station on the left. Now, the gas station on the left is you have to make a left and cross two lanes of oncoming traffic to get to it. Okay. So I'm on the I'm on the right side. I'm in the middle lane, and I can't get over to the right. And as I'm about two blocks two blocks away from the gas stations, my car starts going, Oh my god, I feel like, you know, like when your feed a slipping on the ice. Yeah, I feel like my engine is slipping. Shit. I'm like, holy shit, I

am almost I'm basically on fe Wow. So I I I'm going I'm going like thirty five miles an hour, yeah, maybe close to forty. So I put the car in neutral, I make sure their conditioning is off, and I'm coasting. I'm coasting the next block and a half to the gas stations, and I'm giving a little bit of gas and it's going, oh, I'm not getting much engine power. That is fucking So as I'm pulling up, now I can, by the way, is that how is that how it happens?

Because it's never happened to mate, but gohead. So I'm rolling. I'm basically momentum is taking me the last block. And as I'm pulling up, I can see the pricing on the two gas stations. I can see that the gas station on the right is thirty cents a gallon more than the gas station on the left, Brody, And although I should have just slide it slid into the one on the right, of course, I've decided I'm gonna try to make it on the left. You cheap bastard, And

you're talking about five dollars. All you're gonna do is put five dollars in. I understand that. So I go to the to go to the right, to the gas station that's more expensive. And there's a car on my right. He won't he won't let me in, and I can't. I can't slow down because I'm going on momentum. Is it worth a dollar? Fifty? Scary? I couldn't get over to the right. I couldn't. Okay, at this point, it's too late. Now there's a car next to me, and

I can't nothing I can do. I can't speed up and pass him if I hit the if I hit the brake, I can't go behind him. So I've got to now glide into the gas station on the left with this oncoming traffic. So as I'm approaching the red light, I can either stop or make the left. Shit. Luckily, the last car passes me on the other side of the road and there's an opportunity to turn just as I'm gliding. So I turned the wheel. I crossed the road.

Oh my god, not very fast. By the way, there's this cars coming still and I just make it up the little lamp to the gas station. Up and the car. Scary stop by the pump. I'm done. I am completely out of gas and I just made it to the pump. This is not an exaggeration has never happened to me before. So I got gas, you got gas. Now I said that this didn't happen to me. But now that I'm jogging my memory when I was in college, even even your memory doesn't jog, let's be saying, why you fuck you?

I was up in college. We know we were not at college. We were visiting Ithaca for a TV radio convention. And it was me and a couple of my friends in the stang. And similarly, we were running out of gas, and we were running on fumes, and so I remember the engine sputtering. So now that you tell me this, it does bring back this memory of us getting off the exit. Luckily it was on the ramp, was going down. We're going down off an exit, got a hill the

car right, yep, we had a head start. The car was rolling down the hill around the curve and right similarly, right up to the gas station was right there on the corner at the bottom of the friggin' ramp, and we rolled right up. But it stopped about seven or eight feet short of it, like no gas, and two of the guys had to get out of the car and push me over to the pump. I fucking remember this now, because at first I was like, this never happened to me, but oh my god, it did so

in the exact same fashion. Now luckily I had people with me in the car, and now it didn't roll up in front of the tank, but it was like right, it was like seven or eight feet away from the tank. They had to push my car to the actual tank. Talk about just in the nick of time, I did you did? Fuck you? He did talk about it, that's right. So yeah, it did happen to me back in the day. Let me tell you what happened to the post office today.

So I get on the right line. There's two lines, the left line and the right line, and they're helping me, no problem. And a guy walks in with anybody waist and ah your face. Yeah, he's got what looks like a typical envelope for like a birthday card, a bright color and it's a stamp on all ready to go. And he walks up to the guy and the guy's got the plexiglass you know, like don't sneeze on me plexiglass yet the little opening at the bottom and slip things in and he goes, uh, I need to make

sure this goes out today. The guy's like, yeah, yeah, he goes, I need to go out by five o'clock. It's got to go out today. So the guy posted it goes yeah, all the male was out of five o'clock. He was, no, I'm serious, he is to go up today. So first thing I'm thinking is this guy forgot somebody's

birthday and he's mailing the card late. Second of all, you know how like you go up to a guy and you're like the major d at a restaurant goes, hey, may poll give me a table over by the window, and you slip them like you slip him in Tanner or twenty whatever. That's what this guy was. It was. It looked like he was gonna slip him at twenty to make sure that the mail when he's like, hey, guy, this needs to go. Make make sure you get today. Yeah,

make sure that there's no mistakes here. Like this guy like he's gonna get like his sister is never gonna talk to him again or whatever, like somebody's gonna get this his mother's birthday card the way. But he was like, you know, hey, my guy, make sure this goes out today. Hey, yeah, you want your You're gonna break your fucking legs? Is

it one of those guys that's the vibe. But well, no, the vibe was like, here's a little something for your lady, buy us something nice, like except he didn't slip the guy any money. That's the vibe he was given. He was getting. He was giving bribery vibes, but yeah, without the actual care like like like, hey, make sure nothing happens to my call while you're parking in the garage. This is the US post Office we're talking about. Yeah, but he's talking to the guy like why wouldn't it

go out at five o'clock. He's like, make sure this goes out at five o'clock because like all the male goes at five o'clock, we empty the bins, it all goes out. He goes, yeah, but seriously, so he was trying to He's trying to sweet talk the guy into making sure that he does him the favor, almost like he wasn't gonna do it anyway. It's like going to

McDonald's and saying, hey, give me a quarter pounder. Make sure it's extra lean, Like the kid behind the counts were like, yeah, no problem, quarter pounder, extra lean slice thin, gotcha cover. There's certain places you can't ask for favors, you know what I mean. You can't go to hey, Chuck E Cheese. Yeah, hey, listen the pizza. Make it extra crispy the way I like the fuck you put on a conveyor belt. You're lucky you don't get spin on.

It's Chuck E Cheese. You're like, hey, make sure hate bell, make sure this goes out before you do the right thing, the right thing. Yeah, you're a good guy. You seem like a good guy. Right, you got a family, you do know, nothing happen in a family, right right, make sure this goes out by five. We grew up or slices. We grew up around this. This was our whole childhood. Yeah, I'd hate for something. I'd hate for something to happen in a little post office here didn't go out? Is

that is that your Mercedes parked downside? Something happening is plea pleading to a government agency. This isn't like some side alley sister fucking transaction. This is hey, hey guy, the government. This is the post office. Hey guy, who do I got to talk to him to get this? This to go out by five o'clock. Solid, You do me solid? So all the male goes out of five o'clock. No, seriously, between you and me, This guy right here may and talk.

Look me and I got got it. Sometimes people just like the idea that they're getting special treatment, that you're treating them extra special. They just have that in them, right. They want they want to think that they are getting ahead of everybody else or you know that's all right, all right, brody, come on, man, lay it on me. How the hell did we reach Denmark, Kangaroo and Orange? Okay, So step one is that you have to let me go. Let me go in reverse order. No, I'll go, I'll go.

I'll go in and in the front ar. First of all, well, I do have another I do have a question. Okay. You said you might have thought of another country that starts Is there another? Maybe there's no, Maybe it's a trap. And once you get into that hole, there is no other. There is no other country that starts with the letter D. There are there's three or four, like Jibooty is D Jamascus, right, but Damascus is city city? Okay, so booty but still

but the point but the point is you're most likely. Okay, so you're most likely to say Denmark if I tell you to if if if the number was a four, right, your number I guess was a four because you said Denmark, right,

number three, most likely Denmark. Hold on. But but when I told you to add the numbers together, eventually your number was is four because ABC is correct four and Denmark ends in a K. Now, unless you say koala, you're most likely to say kangaroo, right, yeah, okay, the kangaroo ends with an o. And if you say oh, you're most likely to say orange as a fruit, correct, as opposed to what are the fruits? Right? Now, here's where the math is the magic part. Because I told

you to pick any number from one to ten. Well, the interesting thing about all numbers from one to ten, when you multiply them by nine, you get what nine times one is one? Yep, I'm sorry. Nine nine times one is nine right? Yep? Nine times two was how much scary? Nine times two is eighteen and eight and one together all they all add up to nine. So my number was My number was three. So nine times three is twenty seven seven and that's nine. Wait, nine

times four is thirty six hold on right. Nine times any number from one to ten, the digits will add up to nine. Nine times nine is eighty one eight and one is nine. Then I tell you to subtract five from that number, which I already know it's nine. It's four, right, automatically, everyone, it's all the same. Now fill bring you to four, which is Denmark, which is kangaroo, which is orange. You're welcome, But I've heard the same joke. Now if I told you to subtract four, then it

would be elephant. I want to know if there were slices that didn't get Denmark, kangaroo and orange, because if anyone said jabooty or koala, well, okay, well it has to start with that one. Then the D start with the D. Countries that start with the letter D doesn't always start with the letter with countries that start with letter D. Right, right, it's four. There's like four. Djibouti is one of them, and then Denmark, and is that right?

There's not many, which is why you thought of Denmark, Djibouti. Dominica, Dominican Republic, right, Dominican Republic. So you would have fucked on those. Well if you said Dominican Republic, then you would have said see for cat. Yes, but the unless you're from the Dominican Republic, most people say Denmark. Wow. And that's why it works almost all the time. The math is mathing. Thank you so much. Nine times any number from one to ten, the digits will led up

to nine. I feel brighter today, do you I feel? Owen Wilson. Owen Wilson had no idea why the thing works. He just knows it works and didn't take two minutes to take Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh my god, how did you know that? It's amazing. I'm gonna try that out other people like you just did so slices day. You go go back and listen to the beginning of the podcast. I wanted how I did it? But again, pick a number from one to ten, multiply

it by nine. Take the two digits that you end up with, whatever digits one digital two digits, ad them together, which is always going to be nine. Subtract five. It's always going to be four. Uh you say, Now, the corresponding letter in the alphabet is not telling anybody, but it's alway going to be D. What what country starts with that letter? What? And what is the last letter of that country? What animal starts with that letter? What? What? What letter is the end of that animal? What fruit

starts that work? And it's always Denmark kangaroo orange? That's your Dominican Republican And then you gotta keep it. But Denmark seems obvious. But k what if you what? What if you say? You said koala? Any other k animals? No, nobody is going to think of anything but kangaroo and maybe koala and then okay, so then and then and then orange for oh yeah, you got them there too. What is oh? What? What's what's fruit that starts with? Oh?

Other than orange? You can you can google it, people, But my point is that, but the common answers Denmark kangaroo orange? All right, Brody, you know why? You know why it works? Scary because everyone's thinking, he'll never guess my number. Yeah, that's number. Guess I know what your number is? Nine? And then I subtract five. It's four. It's brilliant. Hey, Happy Father's Day, Happy fathers. Thank you very much. Well you got any big plans for Father's Day? Maybe? Maybe? Whatever? Whatever?

I get surprised with we'll see all right. I hope you get I hope you get a Nintendo switch to No, I still can scary wink wink. Yeah, maybe I should reroute this gift. Yeah, I'm taking my dad out to a restaurant, so I uh, it's gonna be hopefully. When he told him you were taking him out, did he roll his eyes like I wish there was somebody else that could take me? No? Why why would he do that the same way Lucas ship on you? Oh yeah, I want to see you know that should be a feature.

What awkward thing did Lucas say to me? And by the way, is your brother taking your father out? Well? Your sister taking your father out? Oh yeah, there's three of us at the table. That's right, we're all going out. Yeah, I don't want to slide. By the way, the second book, your father out, he gets the credit my dad. Well wait a second, my my brother is a father too.

How does that work when the bill comes? Well, I don't know, you're the only non Well, your sister and you have to ship in and paying for yours also got her husband, Fernando, he's a dad. That's problem. That's not you have that he's in the highway. That's his problem, so do I. But do I owe my brother? Do I owe my brother something because it's Father's Day? No, you should wish him a happy Father's Day and also thank him for taking up the slack so that your father.

Just wait a second, Do I owe my brother or anything because he No, he's not your father, but he is a father. Doesn't matter, you don't, so, so I'm a father, Get me a gift. We gotta go. The boys from Denmark with the kangaroo had been Orange boys. Ye