#30: Alexa Hates Our Podcast

you actually heated our our call. Yeah. I sent out a tweet this uh this week that said, because I look at the stats right of our listenership and by the way, episode nine, holy crap, the episode before this is already a third most listened to episode, Get out of here. It's through the roof part of it. I think is because we were on vacation last week on

the Morning show. But Annie at a bell uh with three a's a bella with three a's love Annie Um, she said, if your listenership episode twenty nine is high, you can blame it on me. Seriously, your best episode yet. Hashtag how do Europeans live in Europe? I want an onlood station, Denny's grant Slam smothered and covered. Swiss missed the whole thing. Um, So I tweeted that episodes zero, one and twenty we're lower than our other episodes. Now, if you zero and one of origin episodes, you need

to listen to those. It's like, right and then our roots right now. Twenty was a great episode. We had Joe Gatto on from Impressional Jokers. Dude, those numbers will never ever get up there there, hold on. The Joe Gatto episode is now only a little bit behind the other episodes. It's really picked up since we've been talking about it. However, at Michelle Belle, she said, Michelle bell

she said, you asked about Ghatto episode. I didn't listen because I enjoyed the organic conversation between you and Scary. In my opinion, you don't need guests except for our moms for the moms, okay, which, by the way, I want to call my mom in a second. Seriously, my mom is like when am I coming on again? But here's the thing about the Joke Gatto episode. It's not an interview, it's him hanging out with hanging with us, right, which is what I told I told Michelle Bell, I said,

it's not an interview hanging with the boy. Not that the semester Mena Scalco or Fat Jew episodes weren't great, But even even Fat Jew could be in the classification of the Joe Gatto. He's just kind of hanging with us and I'm talking to him. Yeah, so don't think like we're like so tell us about your new book. Was like that, you know us, We're not those people. And even Jackie the joke Man the Bonus episode that was an interview, that was an interview. What differentiated that

from the others. Okay, fat Ju, we talked to him about his book for about two minutes. The rest was like bullshitting about Madonna, and we really didn't. We were just kind of bullshitting with him. Jackie was more like asking him questions, fascinating talk about his new book, about how it's there and the whole thing. I do think that if we ever get Michael rappaport On, I do believe that we will um he'll be more of a hang now he's he's had he's had a rough two weeks,

not not rough in his world. Was not a good time to hit him up for that. He was working for Barstool Sports, which is a huge up and coming sports uh podcasting all stuff from there, so apparently entertaining my brain candy. He ranted about something about the listeners of Barstool Radio and then they said, hey, man, come on, you work for us, don't make fun of listeners. Don't rippor listeners. He's like, so then he ripped on them and then they put him that's what he does though, Well,

he just goes off. Yeah, he's got no filter. Oh my god. He went off this week again. We love Michael rappaport Um. He went off on I don't I don't care about your politics. I'm just saying. He went off on on Jared Kushner but losing his top secret clearance regardless of what it had to undo politics. He was talking to about Shabbat dinner in brisket and it was hilarious. But then he went off on little Little Zannex, the rapper Little Zannex, he's an up and coming guy

from Ohio, I think. Anyway, Little Zanex had some unkind words about Tupac and rappaport is a funny I'm sorry, is a is a big fan of Tupac. So he went off on little zanex. Uh, you don't have to. They have to give him his zannex. Oh my god, I thought I was gonna I thought he was gonna pass out right there. Anyway, do you think I'm bad Rappaport, It's gott he's but I do think that how would he How do you think he would fare with us? Well? Anyway? They would do well anyway. So zero, one and twenty

go ahead and listen to them. So our zeros are heroes. You hear that zeros are our heroes, meaning if you're a fan of the zero, then you're my hero because I want you to listen to episode zero and that might actually get you to listen to them in order. Right, I changed the titles on UM on episode zero so it would seem more appealing. Same episode, just different title, which we've noticed, dude, the one that you said was come in here comes Sam the Boys podcast. Sam made it.

I made it. Uh, So you guys aren't going to invite me back again because I actually need to take over pro tools from for higher up reasons for like five minutes, like pro tools like acting the podcast where your podcast is being recorded right now, you have to stop. So the device that we're on right now, which is recording us our voices. So I'll tell you what, Yes, we'll just make a really bad edit to show that you you've taken all of the question before you before

you do that. Um, yesterday, when you were recording an Acquired Taste podcast, did we run in your studio and tell you we needed your pro tools? Did you get an email from Bob Pittman to do so? You mean the head of our company? Yeah, exactly, Mr Pittman from sponsors we don't have yet. Wow, that was That was an actual acknowledgment of an edit that we did, because, um, when Bob Pittman balls and says he needs control of the computer, he's the boss. We listen. Bob him is

the CEO of our company. By the way, so he's also like three of the titles. He got a lot. But anyway, uh he is uh yeah, I mean so that that is something that was beyond our control. But you know what, you didn't even notice. No, we're back, We're back. We just spent what fifteen minutes, twenty minutes, no, five minutes longer. That means it sucked the first five minutes. I want to call my mother because on the on the Big Show today, we're talking about how if you

were broken on the balls of your ass. Remember I said if I was on the balls of my hands and Als had to look it up because he didn't think that was a real expression, but it really is. And also used luck down down down on the financially on your luck. Yeah. So yeah, So so I was doing with my mom. I can I don't know if I can well allow me to call my mom. Of course, call my mommy, because if I say no to your mom,

you'll say no to my mom, and my momssed. So the question the question up, you know, because the article said when you're a lot of people and their parents they don't they don't like it when their kids come back after they've been gone a few years. And I said, you kiddingly, my mom would be elated to take me back, and nobody believed it. My mom would take me back

and I both moved out exactly. But the article, the article that came out today said, you know what a lot of parents are like, thank god they're gone, or I could live without my son or daughter and if they came back, I would actually be more. I actually be miserable. His thing about my mom. So she lived in the same apartment building for fifty two years, and when I moved out, she kept my room like it was my room. She'd always say, Oh, if you're looking

for the box, it's in your old room or your room. Well, she moved last year. She had a two bedroom house, and she still says that the guest room. She goes, oh, it's in your room. It's not my room, and never lived there. It's your room. By the way, Straight and eight walked into the studio and you're tiptoeing like you do that thing that Greg t doesn't even you've accused Greg Tea. Gregg Tea likes to whistle when nothing to see here. You you just did that crouch tiptoe as

if I had to. I mean, I just did. I was trying to avoid this. I did the crouch tiptoe because I didn't want to talk on the show. I'm not even like, I just put my hand up to my lift, Like do you not want to see yourself with one of the biggest podcasts in the company. It is one of the biggest podcasts in the company. But you were on a thought, you were in a train of thought. I didn't want to derail you. Who was the one who Who was the person who told Sam

to come in here and derail us? Well that was me, But but that wasn't me derailing you. It was another person derailing you. That So if you want to be an obtrusive, just walk in like who like you own the place? Who can't? Just I don't know? Okay, now I know that. Now I know you have your mentality like a comfortable give me five minutes, I'm gonna come back in here to do a fucking crouching tiger, hidden dragon,

fucking what else? Yeah, yeah, he's like tiptoeing like like a cartoon too toe dude, That's exactly what I did right now, exactly. I like to w you ducked a little bit. Well I didn't. I was trying to not make icon. It's kind of like when you're on a subway and somebody's asking for change. I'm not making eye contact. I'm trying to just be invisible, very cartoony, very You know what, if you want to run out of here,

you why don't you make like the road runner. I'm going to see like behind at first, you have to like wind up your legs like over and over, spinning around, and then I'm doing it right now here we go. You would be good, Nate, jump off the roof, but run really fast in place and see how long it takes before you actually fall. Ok, what's another cartoon? Oh No, someone's baking an apple pie in the room next door,

and the smell goes up my noster. Yeah, like like the aroma is gonna be visual to you, and then like smoke is floating here, dood he led by your nose. Or I run through the wall and you see my body shape of you know the I want to do that all right? Are we done with me? No? You can if you want to leave Brooklyn all of like six times in my life. Really, what is your take on Brooklyn? Just in a few you know, he doesn't

go to our pot of Brooklyn. He goes to Manhattan East. Well, no, I did go to Brooklyn one time to buy a bicycle, or the scariest moments he went where the guy fairly certain he had stolen the bicycle said here you go man and eighty bucks. I'm like, can I ride it first? And then I'm thinking if I give him any sort of collateral like my phone. I'm never going to see my phone again. Just give you the money. Because any scratches on the bike from where it fell off the truck, well,

there was no pedals on it. Let me guess. He had an electronic cash register that went to nowhere and there was no credit card machine inside, no credit card. It was just a straight cash deal. I met him on a street corner when he opened up his overcoat where their watches hanging inside. Do you know that the place I used to buy sneakers from was the guy on Thirteenth Avenue at literally the back of a truck,

the sneaker guy we called him. He literally had like a white box truck and he would be He would show up certain days of the week at certain times of the day and my father would take me for new pumas or whatever I wanted. But we don't buy We didn't buy knockoffs in the neighbor. We bought stuff that somebody got knocked off and it took his sneakers, right, So I didn't know that when you say knockoff in our neigh but it meant you got killed from the

pan somebody he got knocked off. So this dude would literally open up the back of the truck and show us his wears. He had boxes and boxes of sneakers and they were real deal. These aren't like fake Canal Street role x Is with a R O L e K S. This is the real deal sneaker. I had really heat is on my feet, real nikes. But I'm like they were just hot and yeah, and the question you don't ask the question where they came from? So did you get a deal on them? Yeah? Yeah, you don't.

You don't you want to go on the record. I never did that. I had standards and scruples, but um, you don't. First of all, you don't ask where they came from because you know they're real, and you do not want to know where they can correct. I know nothing, I see nothing, forget about it. Yeah that kind of thing. Okay, So there, So there's that. So your bicycle guy probably cousin of the sneakers, Like I just broke the chain

three blocks ago, all right, all right, right right? Not like the mean street severe but you know eerie, is there is there a mean street any eerie? You guys remember Billy Blanks, he did that Tybeo workout. So the Tybeau. I actually I'm thinking the same thing. You are scary because the Tybo workout commercial. They had the thirty minute infomercial and they gave the background on Billy Blanks, who was from Erie, and the first one is from the

mean streets of Erie, Pennsylvania. I grew up. There's no mean streets in Erie, Pennsylvania. They had rusty streets, right, he had rusty We had dirty streets, rusty streets, closed streets from the gang torn neighborhoods in North Dakota. Yeah, that's that's a phrase. You never here. All right, thanks to me you. He was on the show for twenty minutes. I was calling my mom. I called your mom my, Mommy. I don't like the system. By the way, the phone

systems are lawful. Come on, I'll make this. I love it. If it's your dad, you're gonna havesk to speak to your mommy. Yeah, I'll make it real cool. Daddy, Mom, Mommy, Hello, mother, Hello, father. She's not there, she's working out. This is proof we don't plan these things. Oh my god, what's your name and telephone number? And we will call you back. Thank you, Hi, mom, it's it's Brody and Scary. We're just calling to let you know that we wanted to put you on the

podcast today. Uh, Scary has some news. Yeah, hello, oh dad, Hold on a second? Is that a hold on? You actually still have a live answering machine like that where you could preview the call before you pick it up. Yeah, the background on the phone, I could see it on the phone. What what are you playing back there? Seasons? So it's the four seasons, right, that's right, boom, that's right, the old stuff. I am up on the old stuff. My dad was a big fan, so I know. Oh

is that who loves you pretty baby? Yeah? Who's gonna get you through the night? Yep? Okay, Scary, Yeah of course. Hey dad, Dad, By the way, do you remember when you used to take me for sneakers on Thirteenth Avenue the guy with the big white box truck and then you know, I used to take me there and we used to used to open up the back of the truck. Yeah. That and bust the Brown. I used to take you to bust the Brown. Yeah. I went to bust the

Brown on the same place. Yea yeah. But but but your son is talking about when you bought stuff off the truck, you know what I mean. Well, yeah, of course there's there was always stuff that fell off the truck, that's all. Yeah, And it just happened to be his side, right, you know, it's in a perfect world. Stuff falls off trucks all the time. Whatever happened to that guy, I don't know. I mean it was there was a lot of a lot of stuff going on around here, you know.

I mean so at the time the time I wanted to buy a turntable, a record player, I wanted my my techniques on my Gemini, and you took me to the city. You took me to Canal Street and went to that place and they only accepted cash him exactly on park Row. Yeah, where did you get all those all those electronics store that that electronic guy was there, and and then he used to just dust the stuff off of that box. It was brand to the stuff off, right, exactly.

There was always there's always a like, uh, I tell you. Canal Street also was noted for that. Park Row was noted for that. Yeah, all the time. I don't know what if it still exists anymore. Hey, uh dad um. We were talking on the show today about a famous woman and it turns out that famous woman was a big part of my life and your son's life. What's the name or what was the name of the little amusement park over on Shore Road next to it? Turns

out Nellie blo is a famous woman. Did you know that, dad, that she was a person. She was a reporter and undercover spy reporter. And I don't know, No, I had not no idea about that something every day. No, No, I did not know. I thought Nellie Blige was just the name of the owners or something or something. Yeah, we had no idea either anyway. So so you're just hanging out in home, just listening to do up by yourself? Is that what's going on? Well, yeah, listen to me.

I want you to have a little respect for this music. I'm gonna play list. Are you ready for this? Ye? Come on boys, hit it. These are like the street corner sounds of the fifties when the when the greasers would take the girls to the sock and they would sit on an ice cream soda in the in the candy shops. There you go, man Mitchell's member Mitchell's Streets I don't know now is up on National podcast. So anyway, So it's a mom. Mom's not around. Where's mom? She's

having her nail's done. Now she's gonna have a feat whack. Yeah, she's the waxing and nailing today. You know she's question I have to ask you? Well, you know, yeah, your son's gonna ask mom first, but you're on the phone. This is this is serious now. An article came out today. If I was on the balls of my ass and I had no money and I was broke as a joke and I said, Dad, I want to move back into my old room, what would you think? What would be going on my head? Not nice to have you back.

I don't thank you. You know, no way you could come back that is still standing. Any any of the any of your kids could come back here. That's what I'm saying. That's why I say this article is bogus. I'm like this, who did they pull for this article? Not not from Brooklyn Neigh. Kids can always go home, Yeah, you can always go back home. Even Bon Jovi had a song about it about going back home. You know what, can I ask you a question? Uh that we've talked

about this on the puff. You listened to the podcast, have you heard a couple of the episodes. Yeah, yeah, every now when done, Roseanne puts it on and I listened. So we had a conversation about the names of your three kids. And you named your son Anthony of course after you, right, and your daughter Jennifer Jennifer, right, okay, But then you named your other son Stephen, which isn't the most Italian name. So we were wondering was it was it americanized from Stephanoe in your mind? When did

Stephen come from? I have no you know what. We just happened to like the name at the time. I guess, uh, you know, you probably have to ask Monny about that, but I believe it was just, you know, we want to break the truth. It did. He wasn't named after anybody, so, yeah, he was the last one on the totem poles, so we just gave him Stephen. We hadn't like that name. No, it's a good name. It's just you know, you and and Roe have Italian names, and you know your son

has a right, he has a Anthony. Jennifer's kind of you know, right, But we just wondered about Stephen. All right, you know, I'm getting a text from your mother here and she's tell me I'm drying. Will you call me? Let me come out? I can't call them all right, Well, dad, listen, We'll leave you to your doop and mommy's text. They hide a Frankie Lyman and uh flash, Cadillac teenagers and the teenage teenage last Cadillac and the Continental kids and

the Americans. I'll send your regards to them, Phil Haley and the Comments and the Ji five, all those guys, the Platters and the five Shatns. You guys, you still got a little bit of it left in you. I'm say hi to the Capris for us, and if you want to put Sean on on go far Bowser. Yeah, Anthony, he used to call cousin Brucie all the time. Right, Yeah, I know, I know. It's It's just nice to know that you would take me back if I was broken. This article is a joke. Also, don't forget, Anthony, I

take you back in the hot beat. Well, don't forget. Before you leave, say hi to Danny and the juniors, the heart beats. You just had heart all right, thank you? That was nice of him. Yeah, anyway, true, See bullshit that when my mother hears this podcast, and we didn't call hard to see if she'd take me back. It's fine, she'll take me back, but I'll tell right now, take me back. It's just to me, it's like, where do these people come up with these? I have to be

unless where the anomaly? I have to be honest with you, Like my in laws would not have taken my wife or her sister's back probably if they moved tried to move back in, they wouldn't. Well, now we know, and if you don't know, you know. All right, we got a couple of new jingles for the show. And I have a problem with Alexas and oh you know I have one quick problem. That was just a quickie. You were talking about the phone system here. Yeah, this is terrible,

all right. You know how some companies have phone numbers that spell words like eight hundred happy place. Right, It's like, oh, I want to go to that news right by the way. By the way, the one is redundant. You don't need the one. First of all. Back in the day, you don't need to say the one. It's it's before every area code. And now that we have cell phones, nobody hits one like, oh it's a one eight hundred number. No, it's an eight hundred number, is Mike, you got me

into a new rant. Now you see that's down the rabbit hole. Okay, but before you go down down its hundred number. But it's it's now just more about a phrase, and it's common lexicon to say even though you don't. But nobody says, oh, I have a one, seven, more and eight number. No, you say you have seven one eight number. But with the word eight hundred, pit bull say he's missed the one three oh five. No he doesn't, but he's missed the three o five. But it would

sound weird. No, no, it doesn't. Eight hundred. When I when people call, when I call companies like they go, I go, I say what's the number? And they say eight hundred? But I thank you, thank you? What is every DJ on this radio station, including Elvis, say, for the phone number to this radie? You know what if you're still dialing a one, is something wrong? It's just understood now, it's right. It doesn't need to be there.

It's like in math when it's like when it's one X, you don't need to write one X, you just right X. I know that. But but it's common. It's common terminology to say it eight right about your eight n Well, here's the thing, speaking of cell phones, here's what I have a problem with companies that spell out their names. Right, that's fine, But if I email a company or leave a voicemail and they get back to me, don't email

me the spelled out phone number. Yeah, I see that because on a phone, if the phone numbers in your email, everyone knows you just long press the phone number and it dials. Well, I can't dial eight hundred happy Place or eight hundred shoe store because if you if you actually in an email, now, if you actually put the numbers, it will it will hyperlink. And if it doesn't hyper link, your long press copy and paste it into your dial or and you call. I can't do crap with the word.

And it wasn't even you know what it was. It wasn't like it was happy place. It was like happy happy one. P Else's that's not the real email back to you, they said, call us back at what a happy pool three? Right. It wasn't like a perfect thing. So, so my, that's it. That's what I'm saying. Don't send me emails with the number written out in lettering right, well spell you know, save the number, put the number in the email so I could just press the ball.

So if a company, if a company says, like on the listening on the radio, like just call us at at at eight hundred. Uh amalgamation right, amalgamation right. You don't have to dial all the letters. I've seen people do that. If once you get to the seventh number, stop dialing. Done. No, I'll have to add the other letters. No, you don't. All right, that's my speaking the thing that

was bothering me. Okay, one, speaking of phones. Speaking of phones, Yeah, this is I have a rant for you guys this week. I have a rant. I get right into it. Yeah, I just want I just want to go. I just gotta go because I am so ready for it. I'm ready for it. You have music, yes, I do have music for this, but we don't need it just at Okay, Robin and I went out for dinner the other night, the little lady, the little stop it girlfriend. I made

the reservation. They don't. They don't accept reservations by phone. That's fine. I'm a new age guy or what. They only take reservations in person. No, only on Resi. They take reservations on resi. Resi is an app like open Table. They make your reservations online. It's one of those fucking restaurant. If it's like open Table, why don't I just use open Table Because they're not. They don't subscribe to that service. They use the Ressi serve. I don't guess what. No,

but here's why, to make their lives easier. The Resi service apps. It connects to a lap a laptop in their in their restaurant and actually fills the tables and deletes them as people are live, canceling tables and requestion tables. It's a new fangle technical it. Just to be clear though, not a client responsor. No no, no, no, I got the jingle ready, no no, no, no, no, all right, let him happen. So I made a reservation on Ressie for nine o'clock, and they left a callback phone every

They said, by the way, at nine clock you be here. Um, if you're going to be late, call us at this phone number. So they left the number in the in the email message back to me that said congratulations, reservation for two nine o'clock. No problem. Now it's ten after nine and I'm in a cab and I'm in traffic, and I'm like, gosh, ship, I got fifteen minutes before they give this table back. I'm so upset. It's it's

ten to nine, and I'm like, I'm panicking, Brodie. I'm sweating because I know that nine they only hold the table fifteen minutes. That's the rule. So I said, I'm gonna go to that email and I'm gonna call back that number. Hit the number. It goes to nowhere, rings rings, rings, nothing? What then is going on? Ninswering the phone. Now it's nine, I'm still not the restaurant yet, and I'm like, holy shit. Run out to the door. It's I'm at the restaurant door. I go in. I'm like, Hi, we're here for at

nine o'clock. Listen. I tried to call you. UM sorry we um we canceled you. Guys at the reservation got canceled. You didn't show. You were no show. And I'm like, wait a second. I met the reservation through RESI you left a call back phone number. Here's the phone number. He goes, Oh, that that doesn't lead to anywhere. I'm like, we're in the lead. Anywhere. We don't have a phone. Fucking crazy. First of all, I'll get a restaurant. You're in the hospitality industry. How can a restaurant not have

a phone. You're here to service customers, You're here to do business. Guess what you gotta sucking phone. You guys do business during the day. Somehow, some way, people are communicating from rice office spaces back there. You have a working fall, but they don't have a front facing phone to the public. They don't want to be bothered, as it turns out, by their patrons, their customers calling and making reservations or can't sing retivations. That's all minusia to them. Hello,

it's your whole fucking business. How could you not have a telephone? How could you not have someone a receptionist? Someone offsite? So I understand the kitchen is busy, I understand the host is the host than going crazy? Why are they sending a phone number to begin with that? Why do you send a phone number? They just have it there to play key. As it turns out, they said, had you would have texted that texted us, Had you would have had you would have texted us on that number?

That number goes to a message that's connected to the RESI app that would have said, hey, it's scary, I'm gonna be late. But they they text us It said call us at this number. But I find it fascinating. You didn't leave, did you? No? He said, I'm so sorry. He says, just give us five minutes, have a drink at the bar on us nice. That was my free deserve. Go haven't drinking the bar. It was it was Saturday night. I was not in a rush to go anywhere anyway.

And he said, we will get to your table. And they were sending it because they knew that they messed up. They knew it was their fault. But Brody, it introduces a larger problem to me. Why is it increasingly more and more places don't want to be bothered. People that deal with the public don't want to be bothered with dealing with the public. It's their job, it's their mission, it's the way that they make money. It's their bread and butter. But you're gonna disconnect, You're gonna say that

you don't have a phone. How dare you do? You know that this restaurant was in the base of a hotel, and I called the hotel to try and get in touch in my cab ra. I knewing that my I was breaking out in the cold sweat, newing knowing that sorry, no, I'm going crazy right now, knowing I was breaking out into a cold sweat, that I was gonna miss my reservation. Brodie,

I this restaurant. I called the hotel lobby and I said to the woman on the phone, can you connect me with right someone at the restaurant, which, by the way, is in your lobby. If you're delivering bread to them, you gotta be able to call. That's what I'm saying. They do business every day in the daytime, in the afternoon. Don't tell me you don't have a fucking phone. Let me just go on the record. So the lobby person said to me at the hotel said, I'm sorry, the

restaurant operates differently from the from the from from our hotel. Um, they do not have a phone in there. We've had several people over the last few months call us to try and get in touch with them. They don't have a phone. Well, that's probably why your table was available five minutes later, pretty much because people Louise leave them all the time. But Brodie, this isn't just this isolated issue. More and more places don't want to deal with people

when they have to do. Their whole business is dealing with people. I'm sorry, you have to have a phone. You always give me crap for going to Hulda Hands and Fridays and and all the restaurants. They answer the phone, and you know what, You put your name on a piece of paper and you wait a few minutes and you're good. Hitting you a buzz out back call ahead service. I get in, I wait ten minutes, I'm in at my table. You get a buzzer. You didn't get a

buzzer at this restaurant? Did you know? Yeah? Did you get to have price apps? No? Right, I didn't. Fancy pants little angry. I was very angry on that. By the way, Did we talk about my problem at Pizza Hut and restaurants that have apps that you can order on through the apps? We talked about this on the apps? Yes? Do we talk about that, because that's part of my rant today. And I don't remember if I did. I didn't pitch about Pizza Hut. No, you want to do

it right now? I get my music ready. I never never left the I could swear my head. This rant the right, Okay, go ahead. Restaurant apps ready, yeah, So a lot of restaurants have apps. You try, didn't do this. A lot of restaurants have apps now where you can place your order through the app for delivery or for pickup, rather than call them because they don't want to talk to you. You go in and you download. I'm gonna say Pizza Hut. You download pizza. I'm gonna say Buffalo

Wao Wings. Okay, you use the app. I had problems with both of those establishments. So Pizza Hut. Go through the app. Uh. It was when I said Friday night, and on the app we ordered whatever pizza for the kids and friends over and my daughter ordered it. You went through the apps, you ordered pizza for friends. I'd have to deal with it. Whatever. So you know, half hour delivery, right, forty five minutes go by, there's no pizza.

So I try to call. There's no answer number, there's no an No, there's a number, there's no answer right. So I'm like, all right, well that's a problem. So I wait, I got an hour. I call now the answer the phone and I say, hey, listen, the pizza was supposed to be here after a half hour. I called you at forty five minutes, there was no answer. I'm calling you now at an hour and uh, my kids are starving. This friends over the house and he says to me, oh yeah, so here's the problem. It's

really busy tonight. We're a little shorthanded, so we're running behind all right, Um, but your app says a half hour. Yeah. You can't believe the app because the app doesn't know we're shorthanded and we're busy tonight. And so uh when I called you, we're too busy to answer the phone. What are you too busy? So I said, well, where's the pizza? Once again? So he says, oh the driver, the driver is so he too. This is my daughter

had called at forty five minutes. They told my daughter at forty five minutes, the driver already left with you. Pizza will be there. So I called at the at the hour mark didn't answer the phone. I called it an hour and look at my notes, right at an hour, at hour and fifteen, I got him on stuff. I wrote it down. Was was happening, as you know? I podcast. So at an hour and fifteen, I go, you told my daughter at forty five minutes that the pizza was

on its way. He said, now, when I called it an hour, you said it's our fifteen, you said it's going out right now, which means somebody lied to my daughter, like, oh, it's a little girl calling screw hall will light heart. So he tells me. He goes, yeah, well, the apps not accurate. The apps not accurate. You're off by forty five minutes. The pizza has a left chet I saw. I said, here's what you're gonna do. I said, you're gonna You're gonna give me, uh my money back on

the pizza. He's why I can't do that? Turney in the system, and we're very busy. I said, well, why am I paying for the pizza at an hour and fifteen? You should be thanking me forever ordering from you again. So he says, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll give you a credit for the next time you order pizza. I said, you think I'm gonna order pizza again? He's I'll give you. I'll give you ten dollar credit. Ten dollar credit. I spent forty dollars. You're not giving me

a ten dollar credit. I got a house full of kids here starving for pizza, and you're giving me a ten dollar credit. You should take the money off this one. There's no way to do that there. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna avoid the order and rewring it. I don't have time for that, sir. We're swamped. We're swamp. I said. So here's what you're gonna do. You give me twenty five dollar credit right and towards my forty order,

and that order cover it. I'll let you slide this time because I'm in a good mood, which is rare for me. But it was a Friday. He says, uh, all right. I said, that's if the pizzas here in fifteen minutes. If it's not, you're gonna give me a full credit. I said, all right, So look, I'll give me a twenty all the credit. Here's the code. Next time you call, gives me his name whatever. Well, at this point I'd already social media and Pizza Hut of course,

So Pizza Corporate get back to you. Oh so corporate gets back to me. Pizza Hut Corporate, however, right, and then they say to me, terribly sorry this happened. What were the details to give all the details in a d M, and he says to me, sorry, we want the app to work whatever and so right, So then uh, he says he has a code that you can use for a free launch pizza two topics. So I got

doubled double free. You know what, I realized, if you knock on enough doors some eventually someone's gonna answer and give you free to say, because clearly that guy was a blockhad. By the way, I have a list of of tweets here from people who got free dessert. But that's not it. I've been talking about the Buffalo Wild Wings, by the way. I love them. Nothing bad to say about the food. The staff there is always great. But I had a problem on on Super Bowl Sunday. Now

I know Super Bowl Sunday's crazy. Everyone's eating wings. Last year we got wings and Buffalo Well wings. They didn't have a wait it was fine, So I'm like, all right, great, So when I called again, oh, sir, you have to order through the app because it's crazy busy. Okay, they don't. They don't want to talk to humans. This is exactly yet. They just want to deal. You do the legwork. You do it all behind the scenes. And eventually we're gonna see something and it's gonna show up at your door.

So at two o'clock, I say, listen, i'd love to get a wing. Pick up at five o'clock. I'm giving you three. He's a lot of heads up to go. Use use the app. Okay, I'll use the app. So the app says, if you order now your food, we ready at five o'clock. My great. The pregame starts around five thirty. The gay starts at six. If I pick it up at five, I'm golden. I'm home by five twenty boom, I'm eating looking my fingers. It's great. Who damn the best? I love their wings? All right? So

I order on the app. I go out. It's raining Super Bowl Sunday, it's rainings. I go out. I get there. I get there at like, uh four thirty five. One get their little early in case my orders ready. So I get I sit down. I wait. There's a crowd like you wouldn't believe. They have a counter set up of like a bunch of tables and a bunch of people who worked there behind there with big racks. What did you expect on Super Bowl? No? Well, no problem. So I'm like, okay, great, it's four forty five. Now

I go up again. Listen, I have a five o'clock order. Or we're a little backed up up, back down. You ordered that ship at right, I go, look, they go a little backed up like so like five fifteen. Yeah, yeah, it should be five ft okay. So then so then I'm watching the commercials, the pre pre pre pre game on because the TV sets everywhere, great place, no nothing about them. As man, by the way, you didn't do this, ran, don't you did this one? I did not do this. No, no,

we keep talking about doing it. He's like time every time you've said buffalo wild wings in previous podcasts, I had that what do you call it when Pavlov's dogs, Right, I start salivating. So I'm salivating again, like I feel I feel like you did this. So then a girl comes out with a bag and she said she calls out a name. So I said, hey, you up to the five o'clock. Shit, now it's five fifteen. She says, where it's the three thirties. Three thirties. They're backed up

two hours. So I said, wait a minute, how long you're three thirties? So that all the people are like. The three thirty guys are like, it looks like they've been there for a while. So they get their three thirties and there's racks of food. Everyone's like, hey, is that mine looks like mine? It looks like yours. It's bags of yellow and white. You don't know, it looks like yours. Everyone's asking they they're convinced their bags are on the rack. Five thirty, five thirty. Now five thirty comes.

They're like, we're up to the four o'clock. Four o'clock. Holy shit, So one like close, So it's six o'clock now. But my five o'clock order that I called in it too, And it's just like like the stock market, the stock exchange. People are holding up their receipts. Three people all liked just look on their faces. What the game kickoffs in

twenty minutes. I don't know if you noticed. It's the biggest sporting of end of the year is gonna start now that now they're calling, The players are running out on the field, the cheerleaders are there, and I'm sitting there like, where's my food? So, uh, now they're up there. We're up to the four forties. The game's gonna start soon. Uh that calling names, it's mayhem. There's no organization, there's

no manager. There's just four or five employees running back and forth to the kitchen who looked like they're afraid to call out a name because it's like Johnson. Everyone's like, oh, I want my food, and and anyone who got their food had to like go through the crowd pot the red sea get their food. And then I'm telling you, nobody wanted to move. They're all like, can I get out? So people with their bags of food and boxes of food trying to leave. Everyone's giving them looks like fuck you,

I hate you. You have your wings. All these guys are there, and there was no women on the line. There were no women there because women are like, oh honey, just go get the wings. You'll be home. And no time six fifteen now get I don't know what time it was this kickoff. I said, hey, how where are we at now with the five o'clock wing orders? Uh, you're next. So the next guy gets his order called. I said, hey, what what time was your order? He

says fourty five? So there's still like a fifteen minute window of people. Anyway, long story short, it's like six thirty the game has already started. I'm watching it on a TV set, sitting there like a glub, and they give me the bag of food. I ordered, uh, four types of wings, a bottle of wings, sauce for one of my kids likes the sauce, Uh, potato wedges or something, something kind of fries, and something else. I get in the car. I text my wife, voom, run home. Now.

It's like the first court is over by the time I get home. But I am pist because we ordered at two o'clock. Opened the bag and guess what what. Three of the four wings are wrong. So I don't have gallic palm sean wings. I don't have cary wings. I've got mango hallepeno one. Right. My kids don't eat mango hallapeno, I said. In my life, I go, hey, who what did mango hallapeno? Nobody? I said, what will you eat him? No? I ordered the taryaki for the kids.

There's no tarayaki. I said, well, you know what, we got the bottle of barbecue sauce in there, right, Nope, no bottle of barbecue sauce. Can't even coat that. You can't even mask the taste right, So I said, well, I saw. I said to my kids, listen, I got one wing that we ordered, and I got fries. My wife says, there's no fries in the band. Fries in the bag. By the way, if you like, you said,

you check your order before you left. Shut okay, because my way to an hour and had forty minutes from my order, and I ran out of there because I was getting hate looks from the five o'clock The five thirty people were waiting for their wings. So I called that night and the guy says to me, hey, call back tomorrow. It's crazy here. Okay, here's my name. Called me tomorrow. I called him tomorrow, and I'm sure that there was a lot of call him Tomorrow's said, oh yeah,

I'm sure a lot of people call them tomorrow. Yeah, he just call Themorrow. What he just called Themorrow. At this point, I'd already social media them nice leaks again. I liked them, but I email said this mayhem crazy messed up. I was upset about the time weight. But then I didn't even get my order. Yes, so it was like a double so I so I tweeted at them and then I called so I called the next day speak to the general manager. Couldn't have been nicer, he says, his woman, do he's give me, give me

the number of what you had. I'll take care of it. Okay. He says, you didn't get the because what was wrong with your order? I said, well, I didn't get this, this and this, and I got mango hallapeinio. He's we messed up the wing order. I go, oh, yeah, and the fries weren't in the bag and the sauce. He says, you're telling me that you ordered three things, wings, bottle, and fries and we missed up all of them. Yeah. He says, well, I'm sorry. It was mayhem. I wasn't

there that night. I wasn't there last night. So so he goes, I'm gonna want to do is I'm gonna give you a fifty dollar credit for because my order was Like, I'm gonna give you a fifty dollar credit because I feel terrible. He said. So you're in them. You're in the system here now. Is we have a book? You come in, you asked for my name. I'm take care of you. Did the right thing. I hold on hold on the account contacts me the next day and says, uh, can you give us specifics on what happened? And I

give him the whole thing. I already told him that what had happened the night before. He goes uh, and what was wrong with your order? I tell him the whole thing. So they sent me a fifty dollar gift card email. Oh, I got double free dessert, unintentional dessert, unintentional double dessert. I got double free dessert from Pizza Nickelodeon, by the way, double dessert. I got double free dessert from Pizza Hut. I got double free dessert from from

Buffalo Long. So I just want to say I had a I had a bad run and I got I got double free dessert. I'm sorry the Buffalo While Wings right now again, I'm gonna say this. I love them. I will go there all the time. It was a crazy day, but they handled it right. They apologized and they did right. That's called customer service. And top we had to order Chinese food because we had no wings to eat. I will say the mango hallapeno, which is

I think is a new flavor. It's a good way to get it out there to the people by sticking in their bags where you ordered it or not. It is spicy as hell, unedible, inedible. Rather couldn't eat it. I like the garlic parmesan, That's what I And it's like it's like too much salad dressing on your allid. That's how good. The gallic bombas just dripping golic BOMBA John. By the way, um, I noticed this piece of sound that we played this morning that I wanted to use

real quick. I know my sound of yourself. No, this is uh, this is sound that we played on the Big Show, and we just kind of glossed over it. But I wanted you brody as a stand up comic. This is torture, but it's not torture because there were people in the room that were cringing after. But here's the Richard Pryor's son Prior. If you don't know what is a famous comic in the pantheon of legendary comics. He's in the top ten of all time. Some people

he's top five, some people he's top two. Hell time. Was an innovator. He was a trail the seventies eighties. Then he did drugs, caught on fire, died young from some illnesses. Richard Pryor some of the greatest comedy movies of all time, legendary. So now hold on a second. Sometimes athletes have kids like Michael Jordan's his kids not a great basketball player. Sometimes after leads like Barry Bonds his son Upside, Bobby Bonds, his son Barry Bonds one

of the greatest places of all time. Sometimes the kids do as well as their father. Sometimes they don't. Now Richard Pryor, So Richard Pryor has a son. His name is Mason. Mason wants to follow in his daddy's footsteps, or maybe do some common might have the common genes in his family. Now, if you're not familiar, there's a famous place in Harlem called the Apollo. But now the Apollo is legend Now you want to talk about the Pantheon of Theaters. It's a legendary place in Harlem. In

Harlem which will make or break you. It used to be a show called Showtime at the Apology. Still is. The thing is this traditional tradition. There's ritual and traditional history here. When you go into the Apollo, you you either make it or you when you get pulled up stage. But that is part of the culture. It's part of the lifestyle. It's part of what goes on every day at the apost Now, now, the acts are typically black acts, the audience is typically a black audience, very loud, vocal audience.

I'm only telling you so if you want to research it, not because it matters what what color they are, but a lot of the talent that comes out of there, some of the biggest names in urban entertainment started started on the stage. Yes, and if you make it, you make it. But if you don't, you'll know about it quick. So Mason Richard Pryor sign, let's play his performance and see how well he was received. Gary comes, he's on stage playing to the showtime at the Apollo crowd. I

love the way you smell. I love the way your name comes off my lips. Boat respect, Sit down, sit down, sit down. Okay. I heard the one girl say keep going the way. So so that was Mason on stage at the Apollo. Now here's here's my comments, because there was when we played that on the show, a couple of people, I think Sam like cringed and there were some people that said, oh my god, the poor the poor guy. Hey Mason, welcome to the school of hard knocks.

You do not get a free pass because your dad was one of the greatest comic legends of all time. Your dad could have went through the same stuff at the Apollo. It doesn't at the end of the day. Now he might have you. But here's the thing. Welcome to the fucking Apollo, kid, This is you're not getting. We're not gonna go soft on you because your dad was awesome. We're not. And and that's what the Apollo crowd does. So anyone who says they feel bad for him and all it was so rude to them to boo,

that's the Apollo does of the brakes. Sorry, you're a loser, and maybe try again, try harder next time, come back with stronger material, and now you'll grow thicker skin and you'll be better next time, and maybe you might be half the guy your dad was. Right, I'm sorry, that's my opinion. I'm gonna give you my opinion. No, no, it's just my commentary on something that we probably I wanted it, you know, you know we didn't go to it and we didn't have time on the big show

to tekka. Now I'm gonna I'm gonna give you my opinion as someone who's done. I only I didn't do a lot of stand up. I did a lot of improv the sketch comedy and right, okay, I didn't want your opinion. But but we have a new jingle which I need to play. Now. I need to call you out because he just said he shouldn't have went. You said, he said, what did you say? He said, uh, you should you shouldn't have went, and said he should have gone. He shouldn't have said, right, Yeah, that's not correct. You

should have said shouldn't should he shouldn't have gone. So we have it. Sorry to be Grammar police. We have a Grammar police jingle now gram pololice grab a police a police, who's in the house police? Yeah all right, so you called the ground police one. But now we have a jingle. But but but I got something even more funny, even ironic. I gess something ironic. Who loaded the Grammar police jingle? Uh? Not me? He was, I

don't want to say it was. Well whoever it was spelled The word grammar g r A M M E r. Oh no hidiot. Grammar is spelled g r A M M A R. So the person who titled the name of this file in the computer spelled the grammar row gram police Policemi police police. So he has some examples of grammar police this week when you know, you know what, we got a lot of pictures this week. I gotta look through my hold on. I haven't hear my else. Did you want to see something about Richard Bryan's son?

But I do, but I want to look at the grammar police st grammar police. You're like, love this by the way that that you guys know what that's from? Right s w A. I told you at a jingle. But now in the examples, you screwed up in responding to somebody backs you responding back to somebody? Is it a voice text thing that I did, I can't be responsible for. You were correcting someone's grammar and you spell

the role. You know, you said a word wrong in the in your whatever interpreted you wrong, and you tweeted it wrong. I called you out on it last week. A lot of listeners hearted that tweet. Yeah, all right, whatever, I want to give a shout out to I don't have his name here? Do you have his name? You have his name? He hold on, it's not a grammar police. They sent us a picture. It's Thomas va Leven. Okay, what about him? Thomas sent a picture. Uh, he was

standing in front of Animal Kingdom at Disney. But his head in the picture is after the end in Animal, so it covers the eye and the m so it looks like anal kingdom. That's not Grammar Police. Oh no, there was a Disney sign. No, that's yes, I'm looking for it. Hold on, that's what I'm looking for, you know. I downloaded it on my h I'm fascinated by this,

I'm telling Yeah, there's the approach to Disney, right. You know, if you're driving, there's all the signs that leave you, and you know that I don't have them right now. I downloaded them to my laptop. Here's one though. We got this one. It was a cake they someone sent us. It was a cake at their office they were leaving, right, so it was a good luck cake. It was a tombstone and the cake said you're dead to us? Why,

oh you are? Oh that's bad. Also, there's um there's a meme going around which looks like it's called Grammar Hell and it's a bunch of people walking into a cave and the sign on the sign the there's like four mistakes on the sign, and there's a couple of mistakes on the sign above the opening. Anyway, it's going around. You don't need to send it to me. I've seen it fifteen times now, but I appreciate people thinking of

me when it comes through. Uh stuff. It's hysterical, whether it's intentional or on an I'll have them ready for next week because they're on my laptop. I downloaded them immediately. The guy the guy corner. The guy corner sent Yeah, that was the one that you're talking about. This is going to be painful with the people walking in and then, um, you're now between grammar hell. Here's why I'm saving them.

Here's why I'm saving them on my on my computer because when we do our live show someday, I want to have a screen next to the stage and show these We're gonna go through them. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Um oh, speaking of grammar Police, I have a grammar Police store. By the way. I found the sign. By the way, thank you to blog mickey dot com and blog Mickey said, here's a gem from last December and this was Oh they spelled Epcot on the sign to Disney. This is

the one e p o CTT left lane epot. Hello, it's the name of your freaking they spelled and as another one who was animal king him with was missing a letter. There was a few of them. If you google misspelled Disney signs, there's a lot of misspelled But who writes this stuff? I don't know. Oh, I will found. Here's another ironic thing from j litz oh three on Twitter. Joel Garcia he was standing in front of a double door called the Sliding Door Company. Three people sent us

that picture. Well then maybe he didn't do it, But no, he did. He's one of them. Well yeah, but he might not might not have been his picture. You might have stolen it. The point is it's a double door for a company, and the name of the company written on the glass is the Sliding Door Company. You would think that a sliding door company would have what type of an entrance door? Entrance? You think, No, it's a

pull handle. So I found that hilarious. That's not a grant police thing, that's just that that might be more irony. I like ironic. That's ironic. That's ironic, right, yes, speaking of which, hold on, hold on all right, it's all I got for Grammar Police, but I like the jingle. Who sent us police police police police? All right? So we got tweeted this and it's on I don't know

the website, but I retweeted it. Um Atlantis, Mora said, and James Cordon did an updated version of ironic and it's and it's all about how the original song isn't ironic and it's all new lyrics that are ironic. Now, we talked about that a week before they that's correct, that's correct. So I think maybe they stole that from us. All right, Um, your old friends sends you a Facebook request, you only find out they're racist after you accept it. Was stuff like that. It was all new, updated lyrics,

a lot of them. By the way. Also, we're not ironic, So thank you for Anthony Thomas Cello. Now, Grammar Police. I'm gonna need to jingle again when I'm done. No, no, not yet, not till I'm done with it. What I'm done with it. I want to get the You still have to give me your thoughts on Richard. I will get to that. You know how this podcast goes. We we get to derailed NonStop. So Jake gets a phone call on his phone producer Jake on our show and the woman wants to talk to him about solar panels.

So uh he, she says, is the owner of the house home. He says, hold on, I'll get him, and he puts me on the phone with this telemarketer that the girl sounded like she was in her twenties all right, And she says, can I talk to you about solar panels? I said sure, I said that she was. Who was that I was speaking to before? I said, that's that was my assistant, Uh uh Roberto, yeah, something like that. So I was, you know, making up ship with her. So she says, um, uh, do you want a home?

I said yes, I do. So she's, well, if I could talk to you a minute about your guys electric bill? Guy, how much do you pay? I said, So she starts going on with her spiel. I said, hold on, hold on a second, just so you could save a lot of money on your on your electric bill every month if you installed so oh, well, she's I'm sorry, what's the matter, sir, I said, I can't talk to you when you use the word guys is because guys is I said, the word guys as guys is not a word.

Just what I said, Well, I was interested in buying solar panels, but then referred to my house as you your guys house. Guys is not a word. What are you talking about? I said, guys with with with an apostrophe after the s would be possessive and it's preno. The word would be your guy's house. But guys is not a word. And you can't put two ses next to each other ever, unless at the end of the word. And it's also that it's not guys e s. That's

not how you play possessive. Guys is guy's apostrophe at the end, right, It's just Oh, this is what she says to me. I'm sorry about my grammar Sir, I have a cold, I said, this happen. I said, so you're telling me you have a grammar flu. She said yeah. I said I have a cold. I said, I understand you have a cold. But you said, guys is what kind of virus? What kind of illness? What til do you take to get rid of the grammar flu? That

was her excuse. Well, I'm sorry, sir, if I don't speak as well as you, I said, no, you don't. But more importantly, you speak for a living. I'm just letting you know, guys, isn't a word, and you're telling me it's because you have a call. You know, I'm gonna call a pol lee. How about this one from catn TiSER Kate J eight nine said, hey, grammar police alert. So I listen to the Brooklyn Boys check this one out and made me think, what would the Brooklyn boys

think of this? Uh? The phrase don't you dare? What's wrong with that? Brodie? Don't is a contraction? Right? So don't you dare is actually incorrect grammar because it translates to do not you dare? Yeah? But I think I think that expression is a colloquialism and it's don't you dare? Think about it? Ye deo an apostrophe T is short for don't know. I get it, I get it, do not you dare? Do not you dare? Yeah, I'll give

you that. Well, that's pe But it's like considered an expression like when you say, when you say to somebody you know you lucked out, it's that's a positive, but it sounds like a negative. I think don't you dare is like it's acceptable now because it's accepted. It's wrong. Wrong. So when people say, don't you there, don't you dare, that's wrong every time. Okay, that's how you're feeling better yourself. Oh, not a grammar issue. But you gotta be fucking kidding me.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. My wife drives a Hundai, Okay, got her Hundai. Got a great deal at UH. I can tell you where because then you played a jingle bunket diet. But it wasn't a clot you know what. I'll tell you where I got. I got a good deal, but not because they're a client and not a client of sponsor. Was Plaza Plasada. They have a fantastic app. What is it, Cargo Go Car? Are you actually I

use the app? Yeah? It was fantastic. Great Anyway, I love my Hundai, but I bought the car in Brooklyn. I don't live in Brooklyn. What so I get serviced in New Jersey. I'm not gonna name the dealership, it's not important. Okay. I call up and and this place sells Hyundai's and Mazda. Okay, So I called it and I said, I want to make an appointment for my wife's car. Uh, and she says to me, you drive a Mazda or Honda. So I said, um, this is

blah blah blah Hyundai, right, Mazda Hundai? Just yeah, Well, you just asked me if I own a Honda. She works for the company. I said, you know you don't work for Honda, right, you know, like Hyundai would be piste off that you said Honda instead of Hyundai. Like that's must be the most annoying mistake you could make, especially when it's confusing to people because they're like they might hang up on her, they might lose. So she says to me, I'm sorry, Sorr, I've only worked her

a few weeks. How many days does it take to remember? Remember you work for Hundai. It's on the sign. And by the way, it's not Hyundai. It's Hundad like Sunday, like Sunday Monday day. If you've ever pronounced Honday wrong, You're welcome, but it's Hunday. She asked me if I have a Mazda or Honda. I said, I don't have either. I have a Hyundai, which is the name of your establishment. Do you sell Honda's Oh no, we don't, sir, Sorry

about that. Sorry about that. What the fuck? Wow? God, it reminds me the time I was in Barnes and Noble, Barnes and Noble, by the way, I Nobles. It's not Barns and Nobles. Barns and Noble, and they had some some I want to say it was high school college, you know around that. He says, attention, ladies and gentlemen, Barnes and Nobles will be closing in fifteen minutes. You work there, Get it right, you that's gotta be day one. You had day one employee training. They have to say.

It's like when I worked, when I managed in the first thing. We talked people in Starbucks when I would train them. They told you it's in the manual that it's espresso. Don't say espresso, it's pronounced espresso. Would you work at It's singular, right, Barnes and Noble. You don't work at Walmart's. You don't work at j C. Penny's. Right, you work at j C. Penney? Right? You work at Nordstrom Work at Nordstrom's. You know. Didn't we do this in one of our earlier episodes where um, what was it?

Was it a car dealer? It was a car dealership, wasn't it. Maybe we called about the Porsche Porsche Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she's like, they tell you that right away, it's p I wonder if I called a BMW dealership. I wonder if they would if they could tell me what the words bm the letters BMW stand for. I know what they mean, so do I. Bavarian Motor Works, Bavarian Motor Works. I bet you a lot of employees don't know that. You know why the by the way, sponsor

of our show is Mercedes. Do you know why there's a logo that has three sections in it because Mercedes, Uh, they wanted to be known for air, land and sea and that was their three three things that they Okay, we should call it BMW. This is what happens when you have no siblings. You learned stupid. She anyway, all right, So I when I got the letter phone, Oh, I have not ranted about my hotel experience. I went off

at the front desk. Oh I did, yeah, yeah, we might have to save that, but didn't get unused jokes. Can I just read the free desserts? We got a couple of people at free desserts. Oh, and then we got mail time Oh my god, I got mail for you guys. All right, So okay, so here's what you tell me. I didn't rant. Oh okay, So speaking of rants, I know I still owe you the dry cleaner rant. I still owe you that. I still owe you now the hotel. Now listen. I went away to two places

when I was away on vacation last week. I went to two different casinos. One I put on Instagram and I commented I was there. The other one piste me off so much. I didn't tweet about it. I didn't complain. I didn't put any pictures in the casino because f them. The one I did go to was great. I have nothing, but I had a great time. Uh Mount Dairy Casino in the Pocono Mountains, I had eight time. I played

black Check. If you ever played black Check with with double back black chack, double black black jack, Yeah yeah you could. Yeah, Oh my god, it's so um you guys donna play black JACKNA play black check twenty one? Right, I've never seen it at a five dollar table. Oh, I love a five dollar table. All right, So I should I say this for the casino next week, I have to explain how double back Uh double back, double back back. So you know, if you get more than

twenty one, you bust. Right, anything over twenty one you're at you lose this one. Though. They allow you to buy back a card. So if you go over twenty one, let's say you get a king, you're like, oh, I'm at twenty six. Whatever your original bet was. Let's say ten dollars for that or whatever. The original bet was five dollars, ten dollars for that amount, not the ten dollars. Let's say you get a card back and its subtracts

from your total. So if you have like a twenty six and you get a ten back, you're at sixteen. The deal is showing a four. That's pretty good. I like this. I've never heard of this before. Chair right, But then the dealer gets an advantage if he gets a twenty two or she gets it's a push, no matter what you have, right, they get twenty two, it's a push, so they get a benefit. You get a benefit. Okay, I've never seen that before. So Mount Airy Casino, that's

that's Mount Very Lodge that's up the road. But this is a new casino time. It's actually the same thing. There were two different places there are my client. No, mount Airy Casino and Resort used to be mount Airy Lodge. That's the same place. No, it's different pricing. I looked it up. No, same place. No, mount Airy Lodge is not. The casino is attached to what is now the Mountain Air. It's called the mount Airy Casino Resort, and it used

to be the Beautiful mount Beautiful Mountairy Lodge. All you have to bring is your everything. Yeah, that's the mount Airy Lodge. That's it. Um, it's the same place. I'm sorry, I'm looking at a map and they're just renovated rooms. Man. Whatever. Well, I know because they were my client. You just did it for me. No, I didn't have to. I did say. Well, here's what I'll say. I went to mount Airy Lodge years ago. I ripped up my thumb skiing. It wasn't

their fault, it was my fault. But that that's when I used to have heart shaped tubs like cheesy romantic. It's beautiful now really, Yeah, they used to have the champagne glass and I paid for my room. This is a sponsored thing to take. I used to take a bath in a champagne glass or a heart shaped tub. Shaped tubs that same place. Yeah, that's Mounts beautiful. Now, well they read it, and that's where I was driving home from in the blizzard. I was posting pictures from Buttsville.

I was driving home from there. The other place. Not gonna I don't even give in the dignity of telling you who this other places, but they I'll tell you in the next episode. They tried to pull shoot with me at the front desk. Here's what I'll give you a little tease. I said, how would you know? Yeah, okay, I like that. Just reminded, how would you know? Were you there? No, you weren't, I said to him, you got some stacks of jokes there. Yeah, I also got

free desserts. Have to read those next with you, all right, this one was your favorite. I'm gonna save that one. So Elvis was talking about Danielle was talking about how they're having sex on the In case this is your first episode. First of all, shame on you. You should listen for episodes zero. Hold on, we got a new jingle, wld on, what do we say? Listen in order? Right? Yes, I got a jingle we do? Is it the election one? No? It actually says listen in order, listen to order. Jingle,

Yeah you don't say it, I don't see it. Is it on our page? If not find it now, I'll let me do the jokes. You find a control effort. Okay, well just call listen to order, listen to order, but I need you to pull it up. I'm gonna pull it up, all right. I gotta set up the table for those who this is their first episode listening. So one of the jokes that we write that Brody mainly

writes for Elvis on the Big Show. Everyone on the show on the show, and they we kicked them to Elvis if they don't get used on the Big Show. These punch lines here and I look at each other and go to podcast and now we read them right here on this part and then not all classics. But this is what didn't get used. So Danielle did a story about on American Idol, the cast is having sex like crazy. So the joke I wrote, and I'm not sure about the wording if I loved it, but the

joke was on the voice. They turned their chairs around on American Idol, they turned their seats around, you know, meaning the seat of their pants. Well, they turned their ass around. I wrote, both he didn't want to do it, Okay. Um we did a story. A guy called and said he was at the Vatican and he desperately, desperately had had diarrhea. He couldn't find a bathroom. So my joke was, oh, he had too, pope really badly. That's hysterical. Yeah, he's

the pope emoji that he didn't do it. Um, we were talking about, h what's a safe place to keep money in your house? Where do you hide your money? So I said, help us keeps his money in his other house. Wait on that note that same you know when somebody somebody said that they keep their money in their tampon box, because nobody ever looked jokes and I my joke for that was that's blood money, that's blood.

He didn't do it, and I and I he did use my joke on that, which was, oh that that gives you meaning to the term cash flows that joke. But you have anyone that he didn't use from that, I think I did. Hold on. I think I had one more we didn't want to do after the car I oh, I said, you can only find your money once a month, Oh, tamp on money. I said, she only uses it when she's in the red. Wouldn't do it. He wouldn't do my blood money joke. Come on, it's a freaking I know it's a little it's a little

off color. Yeah, okay. Uh so uh in the news, we did we did a story that Snapchat the stock dropped and I said, yeah, but the I said, their value disappears every twenty four hours. You didn't do it. Um, oh, we're giving we were giving away trips to uh the Dysfunctional Family vacation. And uh, not only are we we give away trips to Miami. Were staying in a beautiful hotel in Miami on our Dysfunctional Family vacation. Where we standing You remember, we're staying at the beautiful Nobu eating

yet eating rock. Oh my god, right there in mid beat and there's a Nobu there right on Collins Avenue. There's no premises. I don't usually eat sushi, you know that. I like, Oh my god, paces I've been there. I stayed there and they we did the whole thing. I can't wait anyway, beautiful, So see cost our vacation. Last year, we had these steamers in the room at Unico in Mexico, which is owned by the same company Sunbeams No stop, but the hotel is owned by the same company. Over there,

we're going beating Rock and Nico right all right? In our rooms were these steamers by Sunbeam that we fell in love with. They were the best steamers we've ever used. Froggy was raving about it, and we sold them out on Amazon. This year, everyone who goes is getting a steamer. I was like, oh, who makes those? Froggy goes Sunbeam. I said, you know where the steamers are made, Cleveland. They're Cleveland Steamers. If you don't know what it means

urban diction, they don't want to do. Go to Urban Dictionary. You don't want to know what that. Danielle was saying. In order to get rid of her accent, she had used to have to put it. She went to a voice class. They made her put a pencil in her mouth and so my joke, so Froggy says, I, I had to get rid of my accent. So based on the pencil joke, I said, Oh, my joke was, Froggy, You've had a number two in your mouth, number two pencil.

I don't want to do that. We were talking about how uh Malala usefs I who's gonna be on David Letterman's third episode of My Guest needs no introduction. This guest needs his instruction. If you don't know who Malala as, you should. She's an amazing role model for women and whatever. And so she's going to Oxford. So Elvis said, Oxford. I can't even buy Oxford choose, and so my joke was, I'm so dumb, I can't even use an Oxford comma. He didn't get to that one. Um, this one was

a two jokes. He used one and he didn't use the other. We're talking about someone who has an obsession with buying Santa Clauses and they said their house is completely filled with Anna's. The joke he used was, I said, oh, you go to that house, you get claus trophobic again. Brilliant. And now here's when he didn't use, I go it was her whole home, Sweet Home. Didn't get to that one. Oh, and there's the favorite joke I wrote before you do that,

I have one that's not as good. And if I have the favorite joke that I wrote that you liked, we didn't get to leave on a high because mine. You know, I don't do comedy the way you do. And I want to talk about Richard Pryor's kid. Okay, So so get we're talking about games on the wheel. Greg t spends a wheel of games every morning and we play a fun game and he usually has like four or five choices. So spaghetti Jeopardy, it's in the tush,

gargle that artist toilet tunes. And people were like, well, I want to combine two games and play spaghetti Tunes. And someone else said, oh, I want to play toilet jeopardy, you know, combining two games. And I said, why don't we play gargle that tush? Yeah, but he didn't do it because he fun new jingle. Yes, hold on all right. So we were talking about Marshmallow. Marshmallow the DJ this is my favorite joke of the week and what we

what were saying? Oh, we were saying about it. He drinks to a straw and he Elvis is gonna go to dinner with him, and he's like, oh, you know, I don't know if I have time to go to dinner with Marshmallow. I'm looking forward to it. I saw my joke was uh uh, you know where you go to dinner with Marshmallow. I said two things, two jokes. He always wants more to eat, and I said, I heard he has a bit of attitude. He has a stick up his ass because he roast marshmallows on a stick.

So he looked at it and he gave your dirty look. You don't want to do it? Come, Marshmallow has a stick up his as, right. And if you don't know who Marshmallow is, he's a famous E d M dj R. Oh you wanted to talk about Alexa and the Brooklyn Boys. Oh ship, we're mentioning the A word. We can't because it might be stopping our podcast right now. No, you couldn't be. And here's why you couldn't be. I have an Alexa at home, right okay. I have my uh Google Home in one room and Alexa in the other.

And I got my home pod, my Apple home Pod in in a room. All right. I know you going. If you're going, If you go to Google Home, you say Google Home play the Brooklyn Boys podcast and I heart radio now playing the next episode right book, No problem? Hey HomePod, which I just got last Saturday. By the way, fabulous piece of equipment. Beautiful Hey, Home Poto, Hey Siri, play the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now you may have said somebody's fun ship and it says, and now playing the

Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple iTunes. All right, So if you ask, if you ask Alexa, when I go to my house or my mom's house, and I went, oh, let's listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Hey, Alexa, play the Brooken Boys podcast on I Heart Radio. So they won't play it. So here's what happened. Play it. This is the audio of me trying to get the Alexa. Go ahead. That's the whole thing. Play the Brooklyn Boys

podcast on radio, Getting Your Brooklyn Boys from Heart Radio. Alexa, play Brooklyn Boys podcast on iHeart Radio, Getting your Brooklyn Boys stations from iHeart Radio. Alexa, play the Brooklyn Boys podcast show on I Heart Radio. I tried something else,

mm hmm, I got nothing. Nope, Yeah, I've done the same thing by the Alexa, play my the Brooklyn Boys podcast on iHeart Radio, app getting your Brooklyn Boys stations from iHeart Radio, and she steps playing on DJ two d j's called the Brooklyn Boys who up the dance music? Wait wait wait fixed. We worked for play and acquired Taste podcast on iHeart Radio, getting the latest episode of the Acquired Taste. Here it is from my heart Radio. By the way, this is going to completely throw you.

That you understand you throw me Alexis Alexa playing Walker's and Talker's pocket It played heart Radio play the Walkers and Talkers podcast. Yeah, that's getting relatest episode of Walkers and Talkers. Here it is from my heart radio. Unbelievable. There it is Alexa play the latest episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast on my heart radio. M hmm, yeah, I got do, Alexa, I hate you. You can always send feedbacks through the Helping Feedback Sex the Alexia app. Okay. I,

by the way, Bertie, what you just did? I sat there for about forty five minutes giving her all kinds of commands, trying to maybe the phrasing y maybe she didn't detect my Brooklyn accent. Stupid freaking piece of can we find we got we got? We work for this? Okay? So I went up to the right now. I went up to twenty one whether the cloud City where all the digital team Cloud City, where they have like they have a kitchen with free we gotta go up there.

They have free snacks. They have a kitchen with food. Have a chef come up there? Oh my god. So I go up there and I say, hey, I can't get They go, really, we haven't noticed that problem. You know why you're not listening to my podcast. So they so they try it, and they go, oh, we gotta let the people over at Amazon. No. So today's date is the seventh Mar seven. I'll let you know when they fix it. If you can get that to work on yours, let me know. Yeah. Um oh I think

it's mail to hold on. So I'm sorry. So who have I? Who have I said this to? Um? Stacy and the rolving door? Yeah? What was the woman's name at CVS? Fuck you Agnes? Fuck you Stacy? Fuck you Alexa? What? How? Okay, now you're gonna you're gonna tell people to listen to order or what? Oh? Is it fixed? Oh no, no, no, we're gonna do it next week. Yeah, so listen to

order is what I'm saying. Week Um uh, some male and I still want to hear about Richard Pryor and I got an event this weekend and then we gotta get out. Here's what I'll say when you are a comic getting booed like that, Not that it's ever happened to me, although I did. I did perform once in a place that had chicken wire, got in front of the stage and people threw ship at us. I've had food and forks thrown at me and the comedy group I was in because it was chicken wire. It was

there for like if they had musical acts. Anyway, when people bull you like that, you don't attack the audience. The first mistake he made was saying, hey, show some respect. Listen, your father was Richard Prior. That's great. You don't get respect because you followed Richard Prior. Right, you're on that stage. Earn your damn respect. The funny, that's what I was Number one of comedy. Be funny. Second of all, if who had muddled through powered through that and won them

back over, they'd love you forever. Absolutely. Here's what you can do. He made a base running era. You can either get better and pull out your a material and win them back, or you can insult them like like like Heckler's and and and and uh and riff on them. That's so funny, you win them back. Give you an example of this. You can find it on YouTube. I was there live. It was the greatest thing I've ever seen in comedy. There's a comedy a comic named Bill Barr.

Bu r r Okay, Oh this is a famous clip. I love this was there. You were there, I was there. It was it was at UH. It was in um. What's the nut? It's the UH the Bank Arts Center in South Jersey for further south, the one in in UM Camden, the Camden Arena, And it was it was an opiate anthony show. The two guys used to have a radio show on satellite and I went. It was

their comedy tour. And Bill Barr made a joke about George Form and maybe who's a Philadelphia boxer or George Frasier, whoever would from Philly, And you don't you don't insult Joe Frasier. You don't insult Philadelphia athletes and and and Camden, New Jersey is right across the water from Philly. It's a Philly audience. Well, they booed him and he's like, are you fucking kidding me? Philly? And he went off on Philly. He's like, oh you God's fucking rocky statue

in the steps. Nobody gives a shape. I'm I love Philly. He went off on Philly for like twenty minutes, insulting their football team, insulting their cheese steaks, their city, and just putting them down, and it just nailing them. And the more vicious he got and creative and clever, the audience started cheering for him and going crazy that he was dumping on them so hard that he stood up to them and said, you're not gonna get me off this stage. I've been doing this too long. You gotta

take a joke. I was. It was no big deal what I said, and he rapped that he won them back. I have not found a clip of the whole thing in a row because people didn't have This was like years ago. It wasn't like you can film forever now. So people film like the first four minutes, and someone else filmed like once they realized what was happening, they filmed like the middle part. Then it's a section of

like overlapping the middle in the end. But if you watch the whole thing, that's what the kids should have done. But he wasn't good enough to do it was not so you gotta either. You gotta win him over somehow, Bill bo that sounds like welcome. You've got mail from Felicia Pico writing to us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com and you can't too. Hey, guys, want to say, you have me dying every time I turn you on insert laugh chuckle here. As soon as

I finished an episode, I can't wait for another. One. Absolute favorite is listening to the brody ranting free desserts and scary laughing it up. Uh, scary room. Was that product you're endorsing? Not cool she's doing. She's writing the sound effects in her email. I love this. I hate to do this to you, but brody and scary okay. I love being entertained by a couple of Brooklyn boys. Makes me feel like home. My mom is from Brooklyn, herself grew up in benson Hurst with not the best grammar.

I hope I made you boys proud. Keep up the great work I know you will. Hashtag w TF, best of luck. Felicia Pico, living in Connecticut ps for the fans. Her mother grew up in benson Hurst. She grew up in Brooklyn and her family her family did anyway, well, I knew a Pico family. I wonder if she's fans name, I vote for the slices. So she wants to remember the fan army, we need a name. She said her

mother was from Brooklyn. Her father, she said she grew up in Brooklyn, so her parents must have been living. So I I used to work with a guy named my mom being from Brooklyn herself and growing up with not the best grammar, I hope I made you guys from father's not from Brooklyn. But I wonder if her mother is related to the guy used to work with Joe Pico. Maybe so if you know Joe Pico, let me know. All right, we worked to chuck e cheese

together back in the day. Alright, Well, Matthew Johnson wrote to us, Yo, guys, what up? First time emailing you guys. I've been an avid listener since day zero? Holds one finger on nice, Shut up Brody. If there's an episode zero, then I can say since day zero, that's sight of since day one. Absolutely right? You know what He's right zero that I like that anyway, I just can't say one years old. I got an idea of regarding the

way you guys try to say your names. First, What if you you whomever says the names says the other person's name first. That way, it's kind of like a tie. You both win, or both say your names first, but at the same time as each other. Thanks for listening to see that sucks you see come on, man, I'm just playing by that. That's why it's not gonna work. I'm playing by the rules and you're not. Anyway, he continues to write, thank you for listening to my awful idea.

You guys have become my favorite I heart radio podcast. Well, don't tell that Alexa, she won't play it. The two Brooklyn DJ you know what and iTunes when you search Brooklyn Boys, it's still doing it. The Bowery Boys comes up first. Come on us a B and the Bowery isn't even in Brooklyn. Hey, we need you to leave. Please. If you love our podcast, please leave positive reviews of our show on iTunes. Also, unless people are listening ten times to every episode, we're getting episodes listen to more

than I have Twitter followers. So if you listen to this and you don't follow me on Twitter, I'd really appreciate if you did. David, If you if you follow David Brodie but you don't follow me. I'm kind of but heard about that. Follow out Scary Jones too. While you're at it, you can. I don't know. I don't mean to follow. I'd rather hear follow on Instagram actually, to be quite honest and Scary, I have to give

you credit. What's that You've been much better getting back to people lately, especially when related to the Brooklyn Boys. You noticed that You've been very good. I've been trying so hard to get in there, but it's been true things. I had a lot of downtime when we were on vacations, so I was actually trying to go back and answer some people. I'm trying to get back to you all Twitter. I do notice and recognize all of you out there. Yeah, Brody somehow sticks with Twitter and he's on more than

I am. I don't go to clubs. I just sit home and tweet people back. But I continuing on. Matthew writes, Um, you guys have become my favorite heart radio podcast. Um, and I think Scary has the perfect type of personality of pair with Brody for this kind of of show, as many would probably just end up getting mad. You guys, Mesh, Well, keep up the good podcasting. Love you guys. No, thank you Matthew for noticing that I could put up with Brodie's BS. Well. I think what he meant was I

could put up with your lack of knowledge of things. Yeah, all right, Free dessert from Michael Whitney. I'll send that one to your Brodie is a long one. So and Mark Jarrow wanted to to comment on the episode twenty one TV issue. Hey guys, Catching Up truly the best podcast out there. You do need Michael Rappaport on the show. By the way, Oh, he wrote, Michael Report. Oh, they corrected auto corrected to rapport Michael Report. Michael, It's Michael Rappaport.

Thank you for scary. You brought your TV that broke with an Amex. Oh remember that I was talking about the TV that broken well, that has an automatic warranty program that doubles the warranty on almost anything you buy. Read the frying fine print and call their customer service at Amex. You will get it repaired. A new TV to boot hashtag free to dessert Where is mine? That's Mark Jarro from Boca Raton Nice. By the way, I'm

loving that and I'm gonna read them next week. How many people, how many people who listen to this podcast have been getting free dessert because of this podcast. However, I said it last week. I think when we when we slip up, they're asking us for free dessert like crazy. Oh you guys didn't record the day you said you're gonna quote one free dessert. It doesn't work on us. It's like, uh, we're immune to our own like snakes can't poison themselves. True, So you should talk about your

computer real quick and then we'll get out of here. No, I think we should do that next week. So I have three tea. I went to a computer. I I went to buy a new iMac at the Apple store. Yeah, I'm just gonna say it straight out. And I spent hit a ton of money on this and it was it was actually not more than I wanted to spend. Could have gotten a PC for a third but anyway, whatever, you paid full price, and that's the problem. We'll talk.

And I had a very interesting opportunity to get a discount when Brody's gonna have a solution next time, and you also have a couple of ranch you're gonna tease next time as well. Oh, I got let's tell you what's going on. I tell you about We still have talked about the scary handicap in sports. We talk about them calling me Dumbo and me taping my ears back. That's next week. I want to talk about when you see a sign that says delayed green. I got a

problem with that. Problem with that. I gotta talk about the hotel motel we're talking about that. Um ship man? Would you the dry cleaners? Oh? Hall, my internet service provider? Oh that I s p oh. I gave them some ship and the place to be. I had a problem with them. Oh, our medical benefits. There's a company that that handled the medical claims. Endless hold on uh. Their phone system. When you call it, it tells you stuff. They're freaking lying, and I'm gonna talk about it. I

got a lot. Oh, I got an update on my car radio? Does you connect bastards? An update with them? Look at us? I got a folder on my phone. Look it's going as it happens. Um. I will like, on a more serious note, if anybody's listening to this podcast and wants to join us. UM, I'm gonna be doing an awesome event for charity this weekend. It's called d up on cancer, d up on cancer. It's it's it's a charity basketball game. It's going on. What are you doing? I Am going to be a celebrity coach.

Use both terms very loosely, celebrity and coach because I know very little about basketball. So Paul Pierced, the famous basketball player Celtics and Nets. Mostly he is having a team called Team Paul Piers And then I'm gonna be assistant coaching his team. And then Alan Iverson the famous Philadelphia seventies. Right. Uh, he has a team and people are gonna be showing up. We just added Fetty Wap.

Fetty Wap is gonna be there. Flow Right is coming out, Uh Little John, Uh, the UFC S, Chris Wideman is going to be there. Thenny from the Jersey Shore, a bunch of other people. They Um, there's talk that Drake and Diddy might show the Only reason why I say this in I T S is because last time the people shut up unannounced, we did it at the Garden, and then we did this event in Vegas and Chris Brown showed up. So you just never know who's gonna stop by. So all these people I want you to

go to this website. Uh, it's it's actually Long island Nets dot Com is not getting paid for this. I'm not getting paid. No charity. It's a charity event Long island nets dot com slash d up on cancer. Okay, you can buy your tickets there if you're gonna be around the Long Island Nets, which is a minor league team. They play at three o'clock and then at six o'clock. Seven o'clock is then we're gonna start with our game and then they could do a skills competition after that.

I'm just gonna be hanging out on the court. I'm not gonna be doing much of anything. I might not even grab a microphone. But I'm just gonna be there. I'm gonna have fun with everybody. We're just gonna be chilling. Buy some tickets to like twenty bucks and go to Long island nets dot com if you can join us for that event. It's a great cause and all the proceeds go to charity. I don't want to. I do want to bring up two things we're talking about. Sponsors.

We're talking about in the past we said, hey, you could sponsor this podcast, which I want to point out again as of this last month, one of the most listened to podcasts in my heart radio, in our company, in our heart media. Nobody has stepped up and said, I'll sponsor it for some pizza. I'll bring you guys food right forward would have gotten you, well, guess what your window is closing? Because we sat down with the sales team, Yes, we did, and one of the things

we talked about his home improvement. I need some home improving in my place. So we are reaching out now to people who do red do kitchen cabinets. There might be a men's men's clothes. I'm getting driveway refinishers. We're reaching out to it and might sponsor it because I need my driveway redone. Uh you know so uh, bathroom remodeling. I'm telling you the windows, clothes and if we get companies, so you got a shot. Uh, And we have a men's clothing that I see these commercials and I always

go I like that idea. I like it a lot. What I'm not saying who it is till they started by the store in the mall and I walked in and I'm like, I could see myself and they were like, what do you think about having these guys like yes, absolutely, hello, so we may have our first sponsors. So when we talked about getting in the ground floor on the cheap, you know, yeah, I'm not saying we do my driveway. Shout out to the Bagel Boys of Monroe, though, who slipped into my d M s over the weekend and

said that they want to sponsor the podcast. So we'll talk. Yeah, we'll talk. By the way, they brought up a hell of a spread the last time we left the Bagel But but I don't know what we'd be right. We don't want to just take your money. We wanted to be right for all parties in right. But if they want to come up with a bagel spread for us on a Thursday or Friday, you know what I'm saying, it will take the free food because, after all, you know you're from. Come on, I wanted to make sure

you're ready. Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Brooklyn Boys, Brooks