#282: Peter's Saucy Tender Balls

haven't issued any content yet. I mean, we haven't been spoken. We haven't ever got off the ground yet. I know, I just I have a feeling should I? Should I save it? I mean, well, what basis do you have to even name an episode when we just signed on. Well, I usually usually halfway through we kind of get a vibe at a feeling like, oh, yeah, that's it's gonna

be something with this, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Well I have a store and somebody yelled something, and I think I think that's gonna be the title of the episode. I can wait. Okay, all right, you got a story. Yeah. It starts with the word help. That's all I'm gonna say. Help, Help, yep, help me, Ronda it help me, Rnda, help me Rnda. Yeah, I get her out of my heart. Nope, not that. That's the Beach boys. I know. Thanks man, thank you, help us on the way. Help I need somebody help,

not just anybody, help us on the way. That's the the medical alert. Help us all the way, right. I just did the Beatles though, help help yourself. Two seconds? Help me now I'm falling. It's the song help. Let's see now, let's move on, sure, let's not. Yeah, Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hey, we hope you're listening this slice time our companion podcast. A lot. I hear rumblings in the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Facebook group that people

are not everyone was the life time? How's that possible? We're not members? I hear things, people tell me things, Oh were things. I hear things I have I have spies everywhere. We have we have moles? Uh no, I had mine removed when I was eighteen. Have you ever had a mole? You haven't had moles? Or no? No?

though she's an alien. Yeah. Well, you know after last week's episode, you know, she was like, was that okay? Was that over the top? Was it two head for people to think? Was it was? It? Was it over people's heads or they think I'm weird? I'm like, well no, no one. Yes. So, first of all, somebody texted me and said, your girlfriend is quirky. Well that's not like, that's not a compliment. Yeah, it means she's fun, she's goofy, she's fun at the party. Yeah, she's unique. She doesn't

take her alien status very seriously. No, she put up a great Instagram story with her like a space alien suit, and yeah, yeah that was great. By the way, I put I put up the episode on instant story, and I chose Planet Claire from the B fifty two's, but I forgot to take the chorus part, so it's just a no the music part. So hopefully people got the reference. But I was like, she came from planet Claire. I didn't see her her last week because of once again,

spaceship ran out of fuel. Now football, Oh you chose football as sport. I chose I chose football. Wow you couldn't you know? You couldn't bring her to the She she wanted no part of it. She goes. You know what she's like. You know you're you're not eating because you're on your doctor fat loss. Instead, you're watching football and sitting there chewing on celery and blueberries. Yeah that's not fun. I'm out Wait a minute. You ate celery and blueberry together? Uh no, I mean they take I

take turns with fruit and vegetable and then protein. Speaking of which a lot of people liked the the food I created thanks to our friends at Hello Fresh sponsor. By the way, I put up a hellow Fresh ad and I put paid partnership their sponsored the podcast. I'm not hiding it, but I don't have to like love the product. I love the product. I made sun dried tomato pasta with almonds and and grape tomatoes. And it

was really good last night. I roasted the almonds like it was a dish I never would have made, never would have made it myself, but having the map to do it, it was like it really is, it really is amazing. In fact, I'm gonna be I think my box tomorrow. I'm waiting for the Fit and Wholesome Box. We'll see if they can get that, right. Oh, who doesn't love a fit and wholesome box. You can customize your stuff. Uh, you know, not a commercial, but they are spot they are sponsored. If you want to get

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be a client. Yeah, well I was being honest about people have need reactions to everything I post now, well, no, I understand that it's only it's only a slip in when it's a sponsor for the for the Zeo one hundred or the Elvistra in morning show and he slips it in here to get an extra credit. That's when he's like, uh, you know, like I did, Like I did at the beginning of this podcast, when I clearly

mentioned the name of what I was doing and you didn't. Oh, I caught it because I thought it was a fair, fair explanation. At one time, I caught the doctor per Se, not a doctor per Se. I called it doctor per Se. I caught it because I had by the way I had to explain to was I on the phone with yesterday. I was on the phone with somebody yesterday and I was explaining to them about first quarter scary, and second

quarter scary and third quarter scary. I am down twenty pounds now in his day twenty twenty five, right, Your first quarter scary? Yeah? Yeah, I hope second quarter is scary. Is when you look the best. Yes, And I'm hoping to stay second or maybe third quarter for the rest of my being. But I would like to see you stay second quarter for third quarter and third quarter for fourth Court. I say it every year, and every year I fall off the wagon. Well that's not that I'm

going through changes, just go in through. No, I'm actually thinking about making some real changes soon because that's Auzzie. By the way. Well, I'm turning fifty in a couple of weeks, so you know, it's like the doctors even said, dude, you know, if there's every time to get right with yourself, get right now and stay that way because it's going to be harder as you go. But that's a whole other conversation. I want to talk to you about what I did today, and you're gonna fall off your chair.

I'm gonna follow my chair. Well, I tell us slices why we didn't do the podcast yesterday. Is it related to that? It is, Well, we'll cover that. We'll cover that in the next segment. But I've that's a network tease everyone before we take a little little break. Before we take a little break, I have a question for you. Maybe you could help me with my dilemma. So justin Timberlake is cod of is back? You know everyone's posting

their pictures with justin Timberlake. Everybody well, yeah, well a bunch of people got to meet him last week in LA. That's not why I'm bringing this up. I mean yeah, but everybody's picture that I know is in this with Justin with the same black white flannel shirt on right. Well yeah, they all went to go meet him, all those people. So he came out with the song selfish today. Today was his day with new music, and he also on his Instagram teased that next what is it Wednesday?

Whatever the thirty first is, that's probably what next Wednesday night, which also happens to be his birthday. He's, ah, it's the day after somebody else's birthday. Who's famous? Your wife, you're a dick, that would be your birthday, Brodie. Thank you. So his birthday is the thirty first Wednesday, and he announced on Instagram that he's going to do a one night only show at Irving Plaza. Now, anyone who's not from New York and don't under doesn't understand the Irving

is not a giant arena. The name Irving doesn't say, oh Irving, it's probably a huge arena. Irving Plaza is a tiny, intimate, ben few thousand, So you got a hundreds of thousands of people vying for fucking tickets to this thing. So I found out about it through Garrett. My girlfriend's a huge justin Timberlake fan. I told you to say. She said he was Garrett fan. Sorry, well that too, but after last week's episode and maybe not

too much of a Brodie fan anymore. She loves me so so if I was available, she'd dump you in a minute. Wow. Okay, well she's not madame. I already already interacted with her. I told her how great her Instagram story was, and she was like, was I okay, I'm like you worked. Yeah, I'm madame. He was so so, I said, uh so. So Garrett was the one who told me about this post from Timberlake. I wouldn't have known it otherwise. It was yo. He was get on the waiting list. Get on the waiting list for tickets

for Irving Plaza. You've got clout, make some calls come on so that aside, you know, a scalper. He calls me, Well, he texts me to get on the list. So I get on the list. I gotta follow the link. I put myself on the waiting list. I'm not saying I'm gonna be picked. It's gonna be a lottery. But yeah, if God forbid, I get picked for a pair of tickets. Am I now obligated to bring Garrett Garrett over my girlfriend? Oh, he knows you will get in the tickets. Now, what

you should do is let Garrett take your girlfriend. I feel like I want to call Garrett. I feel like already, I feel like you'd be offended. No, why would he be offended? He told you about the link because he wants you to go. If Garrett wants to go, he'll get tickets. He'll get on the list. No, but my question is when he returned the favor and take me if he gets on the list. No, No, he's not taking you. He's taking his wife, and he should I don't know about that. So your dilemma is whether no,

I don't. I don't think. I think the dilemma is an easy one. I think you take Robin, because if you don't take Robin, he's gonna be pissed. Garrett's gonna be I'm telling you, he's going to be pissed. Your call has been forwarded to voice man. Okay. I tried to call him real quick. We gave it a shot. All right, Well that's it the end, so that that's it. No, No,

you can, we can try him later. But I think I don't think it's I think if he wanted the tickets, by the time he told you to get on the list, he'd already been on the list. And if he's on the list, I think if I, if I get tickets, and he and and and then and then he doesn't, and then I take my girlfriend, he's going to be pissed because he's the one who told me about it in the first place. But he should have already been on the list. But yet should have already. But no,

I don't think it's an order thing. I think it's a lottery. I think it's a lottery. If it's a lottery, he wouldn't have told you then, because then it decreases his odds. Or he should have said no, no, he told me no, he should have said, it's scary. There's a lottery. If you and I, let's both enter, and whichever one of us wins, we take each other. That should have been predetermined. You gotta have had. That's a that's a conversation. He can't just assume, oh, scary way

he's not taking you, dude, you're the lae. He's taking his wife. Are you kidding you? Imagine if he gets on the list and he gets called and he tells his wife, I'm taking Skins. Yeah, but he's gonna take credit for me if I if it works in the other direction. Now, I'm just saying he wouldn't do that because he'd be going with you, and he still wouldn't be going with his wife. No. Yeah, but he just wants to see Justin. He's like that's He's like, Uh,

he's a big fan. That's this man called Justin. He's in the right wheel age wheelhouse. He's one to grow up on. You grew up on. I grew up on Justin Timberlake right from back when you were in Brooklyn, when you're like nine, you were like yeah, bye bye bye. You were like amazing. Nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, nineteen ninety seven, Yeah, that's when and Sync came out. Yeah, but they didn't break big till ninety nine, ninety eight, ninety nine later,

Backstreet Boys was ninety seven one. I grew up on and sinc, Backstreet Boys, all them. Yeah, yeah, you grew up on them. Should we get the math scary. I'm still I'm still struggling with this one. Before the commercial into the math again, what on how old you are

when when in Sync was out? And on all that twenty three and twenty three, Yes, do the math ninety seven, nineteen forty seven, you were twenty five when in Sync broke with nose strings attached when they got hued nineteen ninety seven when we sold justin Timberlake's French toast and SI nineteen ninety twenty six didn't twenty five and in sinc at ninety seven, nobody did. No. I mean the point is okay. So they were okay, but they didn't blow up until I was in my twenties. You were,

you were in your mid to late twenties. Let's not growing up in snuck up. Did not grow up with in sinc. You did not grow up with in SINC.

Boys ninety nine? What are you talking about? Blink? Was? Was? Was nightety nineteen ninety nine? Yes, in ninety so? Who is ninety one? I'm thinking of Day ninety on the block? Yeah? Do kids? Yeah, I grew up on Green Day. I grew up on Green Day. I was in college. Yeah, well you were twenty when Green Day's Douchie album came out. Correct, All right, let's en enough of this math. All right, we'll agree to the question for you. Since I had to ask you, I'm going to ask you a question. Huh.

You know I'm currently unemployed. Yep. Things have not changed. And you know I'm always getting emails on jobs. I got one for a professional violin teacher this week. But I got I got an email, and I wanted to see if you could help me out here. It was a very high paying job, yep. And it was for a job I've never heard before. Okay, it was for the job of scrum master, scrum master, scrum master? You know what a scrum master is. I don't know what what scrum is. I need to know what scrum is

before I know what scrum was. You know how to be the the master structure of the scrum right? Oh, please do tell him? Oh wait, it is it a sport? Nope, it's not a sport. It is an actual job that goes on in office buildings. Is it? A scrum is a someone who uh, it sounds like a dirty job. It sounds like a job that's filthy and nobody wants. Okay, I will tell you the only time I've ever heard scrum before is in a fight or in rugby when everybody piles on each other, like when demologed friends. What

is scrum master? You want to take another guest? Scrum master flex my favorite DJ on hot Ainty seven. Oh nice, I have no idea. Nope, I mean I wouldn't, it would have said scrum master Jay, I wouldn't. I can't even give you an answer to that for this, but I don't know what a scrum is. Well, do you think there's anyone who works below the scrum master? I mean, and if he's the scrum master, right, who's below him? Oh? Her?

If he's the scrum master, then there has to be an apprentice to the scrum So the scrump prentice is what you're saying, or the scrum turn. Okay, I give up enough of this. Here is the definition of a scrum master. A scrub master is a professional who leads a team using agile project management through the course of a project. A scrub master facilitates all the communication and collaboration between leadership and team players to ensure a successful outcome. So your job is they put you in a team

and you handle all the issues. So there's a fight, you're the master of the scrum, you're the bitch. You basically you're the guy he takes all you can see headache. So the scrum master is not in charge. It basically takes orders from everyone else. No, they take charge when everyone else has a problem. Right, But when Mary's bitching about Sally, they come to the scrub master and he's like, oh whoa, yeah, but that's a dirty job. That's not a managerial job. That's like something you pass off to

someone else. Fuck out. I want to be part of it. Going and everything I read the scrum master is in charge. That's that's a hart Listen. They were paying a lot of money. Would well? That was my next question? Then did you did you apply? This particular job was paying one hundred and twenty two thousand dollars a year. Okay, to be the master of the scrum. That's actually good. That's a prettying guy. I'm a scrummer. I'm not a scrumbctually, got me be the guy scrumbing anything with six figures

I think would be a popular job. Yeah, sure, I mean I wouldn't work for that little Wow, you're terrible. No, I'm not qualified. The qualifications were like scrum experience. I'm not a veteran strumm bougie Brodie everybody, No, I was. I joked about the money zero right now I'm making zero, so I would take that. My point is I don't have scrum on my resume.

got scrummed on? Or they the ones breaking up the scrum? All right, is it a scrummy job? We've find a job? Is it? We've got enough scrum talk for one? Okay, that's all I just wanted to know. Also, one last thing, the cable scary you know the wire that you plug in. What you say, one last thing signing off? No, one last thing, and then I'll get before I forget the long ropeie thing that has a USB on one end and another type of USB be on the other Endah.

You plug one end into your phone and the other end into something else to charge your phone. Right, what is that thing called a dongle? No, the dongle extends like a extend something. It's not a dongle. What do you call the thing that you plug your phone into your phone then you plug it into something. It's a charge a cable, right, it is not a charger. It is a cable. It's a well, it's a charging cable. It's a charging cable, but it is not a charger. If you plug one end into your phone and you

just sit there, your phone's never getting charged. Therefore, it's not a charger. My kids like, yeah, you know the charger. You want a cable? Yeah, you know what I mean? No, no, no, no, I do not The cable is a cable, a charging cable. You want a charger, I gotta give you the thing that plugs into the wall, right, Yeah, but if it's attached to the plug already, then it's a charge Yeah. That's like who does that? Who stars a plug attached already? Build everything I have, I have, I have, I have

charging I have the charger on the end. Yeah, but you stuck it on the end or it came on the unattached You see these. I bought so many of these things. I don't see a cable in it. Where's the cable? I just it's right next to it. So it's not i'm talking about. I'm talking about ten years ago when you used to get a phone would come with a wall adapter with the cable at the end. Yeah, that's old school. Now the box is the charger, the cables the cable. So I think people need to be

clear on that. That's okay. I feel better now as a human being. But that's not what I wanted to yell help for. What did I tell you that story to help you out? The yell? The yelling of the help? Yep, it wasn't me yelling help. That's all I'm gonna say. But I came to the rescue. I was the help master, Okay. And then I have to tell you why we couldn't do the podcast yesterday. I still don't believe it. You called me at five o'clock and you said, Brody, I

can't do the podcast night. And the first thing I said was, I wonder if the listeners believe it. We're gonna you screwed me over? Is I wanted to make plans for dinner, but I couldn't because I was like, oh, I podcast on Wednesdays. You and the slices are in for a surprise coming on the podcast. Okay, I'm just saying I don't believe it. I don't think the slice is gonna believe it. I just want everyone to remember, in case you can't tell her voices apart, I'm Brody,

I'm scary Scary Jones. Not that it would believable if I said it, but uh, Scary Jones called me. He's the one who's going to tell you the story in a second. He called me at five point fifteen yesterday and said, oh, Brody, I'm so tired. I can't. I can't do the podcast. Not I can't, and I'm sorry. I yelled at him, and I was like, listen, that means we gotta do it on Thursday, which means I can't go out on for dinner Thursday. And now I can't go out for it tonight because it's too late.

This better be a good excuse. And you said I was at the gym late, and I said, were you mopping? And you said I was working out. Oh. He laughed for a good five minutes on that one. First he thought I was lying first, they thought I was telling a completely I still think you're telling a complete line. Okay, So I expected you to go Brodie, I did a set up. Yeah, well here's what Okay, So yesterday, tell

us what you did. What was the workout? Okay, it's a gym, but it's also a training facility, so training facility yet, so I was working, I was working with a person, So I will be. I'm going to be starting today because I went to go work out today after the morning show. I'm going to start at least twice a week, one hour workout sessions with a personal trainer. That's what's happening. And yesterday was my physical assessment test.

So with training, and again I don't want to get into the minutia of it, but I'm just working for the sake for the purposes of why it took me three hours At the gym, they put you through a battery of tests to test things like hand eye coordination, h endurance strength, What are yours? What which some which muscles are weaker than others? Are you? Keep on? Is that the Rocky theme? Yeah? Keep on? They test you for they to see if if you're gonna, you know,

get injured. They want to see what you know, what the story is. So they put you through a battery of physical and then audio and visual tests where you have to like play like these little mini video games to test your reaction time. Wait a minute, Wait a minute,

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Hold on, you couldn't do the podcast last night because you were brought well, no pushing buttons, No, but no, no, I was doing a lot a cognitive test where you picked out a giraffe and at one point they put me in a chair, strap my legs in and had me and made me lift. They made me lift my leg as many times as I can with like dog with weights on it. No, but the thing is they were measuring. They were measuring

what's happening. But you know, and they found out a lot about my muscle groups and which muscle groups you don't which ones are underworked, have atrophy, which is a shrunken muscle because you don't use it. Yeah, you know, you have atrophy of the penis. And also they wanted to know, like for you, it's not fair. I was playing. That's not fair. I was playing digital whack them all. Hold on, But yeah, that's not fair because Normally a comeback would be, that's what your mom said, and I

can't say that. And I can't say that's what your girlfriend said last night because I can't because I like her and she's an alien. I would never put my penis in an alien. So so now I have no comeback. Neither one of us can do. Your mom, your mom jokes. Second, nobody you track. And I like your sister too much. You go, eh, I like your brother bettings. I don't know your sister that well, it's your sister said, let yeah, my sister. I don't like it. She's too nice. I

don't like that, So there you go. So I was playing digital whack them all on a screen, a big screen, like a giant iPad where you're throwing. I can't hold on. I can't work out tonight. I can't do the podcast. I mean, I'm going to whack a mole I'm so exhausted for But then I had to do I did. I whacked three moles, and I had to do like some dance dance Revolution Matt with the with the God with the dots on it, Dance Dance Revolution Brody. I couldn't. I could the podcast.

have the in your typical ones. I'm not gonna mention them. My point is, I'm sitting there and I'm chilling, and I'm on these machines that are like crazy, crazy professional sports great that you see in lock sports locker rooms. So so I'm getting assessed. I was playing Madden twenty four and I threw a touchdown pass and there was a retro. I threw it to Randy Moss. I unlocked his character and I'm so tired. I can't do the podcast slices for giving me assessed. I was assessed by

the best. And now after that, they take that and they make that a baseline of my entire physique of what's going on. If they took a baseline up your physique. Yeah, well, well they found that right behind my left shoulder blade, this weakness, spouse beef, this weakness back there. So you know I have terrible aren't you left handed? Yes? So I have good core, a good core strength, but I have a terrible I have terrible balance. Uh, if you try and stand on one foot and then you close

your eyes, you'll fall. But they wanted to see how long I keep my my weight up. It was weird anyway, Oh, Brodie, I was hopping. I was hopping for three minutes. I couldn't. I can't. I can't do the podcast. I was hopping on one leg and part of me is so tired. The other life I could podcast with one leg. I would, but I'm so tired. That's great. And then and then

I so I got home so late yesterday, Oh so late. Okay, I hadn't been home all day and I hadn't eaten, so plantance dance revolution like right, I did a jump when I took my foot from the black box to the white box or so tired. So today was my first workout a Club three hundred in Tribeca. A Club three hundred was that would like lettuce tomato and ranch Club three hundred and it's it's they do. They do pet, they do OT and then professional training facility and they

do hot ta. I g yeah, anyone, what kind of anyone could become a member? They video games? Did you play today? Come work out with me? Did you play Navy Seal game? Would you play nurse game? Today? Today was a little bit more of a traditional workout, but they tried. They tried me on different exercises and different things because they wanted to see my endurance in my strength today. So today these are building blocks. Okay, So once they tested your endurance, after that, five minutes later,

what they do, well, you played with building blow. I was on a treadmill today A little bit. I did some I did a couple of stretches, some crazy stretches. You know, look I did you know I did crazy stretches like trying to tie your shoelace. What kind of stretches we talking about? Listen. I want to build Oh wait a minute, I want to build my course strength because eventually, Bunny, I can't do the podcast. I was stretching out. I was trying to ask my own D

and I couldn't do it. I was stretching so hard. By the end of this I may be able to I maybe that flexible left shoulder by the end of the month. Second quart of Steary, We'll bes in his own day. I swear I got speed, Rocky. I'm messing my own D. I mean I want to I want to be able to be. I want to be eighty years old if I could make it that far get in there. But I want to be I want to be able to lift myself out of bed or if

I fall down, pick myself up. That's important for everybody. Everyone, at the very least build a strong core because guess what, I live alone, so who the hell is going to pick me up? So I actually the things fall down? Could you make sure you knock down that stack of papers behind you, like fall into it so it just fees. Then the cops come in and they find you like a mess. Of papers, and it looks like you were maybe like someone searched your apartment, like you got robbed,

Like looks like a murdlary. There's papers everywhere, David bod I challenge you to join this gym with me and look bad and work out with me. I'm already first quarter, Brody, I'm good. You know that that's the who's paying for it? Who's paying for paying for my membership? Yeah, well maybe I can hook you up. I don't know that booked me up and then we'll put it on the Brooklyn Boys corporate card. Any incidentals we can spence those as a business expense. Yeah, we don't have a card, but

if we did, anyway, they're awesome. Yeah, they're Club three hundred. So you do what you play Granny Todaynat theodynamics people anyway, those So that's my that's my gym story for today. Now I will be working out. It will be getting a little bit more rigorous as we go. Did you say vigorous? Rigorous? Rigorous? But I'll say this as as I'm sitting here right now. I you know, I feel like I feel like I've learned about there's I feel

muscles that I didn't know were there. I woke them up. Like, it's true, Like there's muscles right now that I'm feeling that you're using that term loosely, but go ahead. No, there's muscles that because apparently your brain forgets about them or whatever the case. So so when you start using those muscles, you know, you you actually activate them and now there you become more aware of them. So I'm just letting you know that you're going to activate the

muscles in the back of your left shoulder. Yeah, there's ways to do this anyway. Anyway, it's fascinating, but you don't just you know, a lot of people fit in My version to the gym all these years. If I may has been the working out part, No, it's been. It's been because I've been scared. Because you go in you see trainers working people to death and they're they're fucking gasping for air and they're sweating their balls off and looking for water dehydrated. It doesn't have to be that.

That's probably the wrong way of going about the gym. This is a different approach. It's more scientific, and it's more Uh, these these trainers are also students of you know, your your muscular system and you know whatever, and they know they know they're they know what to work work out, work me out with. So I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, someday you'll be whacking like nine or ten moles. I'll be whack whacking my own D. Yeah, whacking your own

deal with much to my dismount. He very good reference. Thank you whack whacking my D to my dismay whacking my D. By the way, did you see the football clip? Did I send you that on Instagram? No? Well, oh my god, see anything the greatest, the greatest clip. Let me see I can find it, I said, I think I sent it to you. I didn't send it to you. The defense at some point, we're gonna play some sound here. It is here, it is here, it is I'm gonna play here. Hold on.

of you. I've told you to slow slow down. I can't watch six videos a day, twelve a week, whatever. I can't one a couple every couple of days. I can't keep up. And I can't pick your favorites. Ye, pick your favorites. Scary sent me a video today. Now here's the problem. I watch every video Scary sends me because I figure he knows me and he knows what I like. And I out of respect and because I know I enjoyed. I do a good job overall, right, I mean, I send you, I send you great ship. Yeah.

I feel like I tried to cultivate a good playlist for Scary. If I send him a video, it's like a Booklyn guy, a pizza, you know, a tiny food. I love the videos, you said. Yeah, So Scary sends me a price is Right video today, And at first I thought, didn't he send me this like a week ago? It looks familiar. Then I realized I sent it to him eight days ago and he didn't watch it, didn't remember it. And an eight days lady sends it to me, like, oh look what I've found because I forgot you send

it to me. But and then she didn't watch it. No, I watched it. I watch everything you send me. Then how come you never comment? I comment? I play emoji face, So then maybe you didn't know left face. So maybe I didn't see that one maybe, which is why I send it to you, because I'm like, that's so up

your alley. It was basically a woman who won the prize and wheeling herself on stage in her wheelchair, and then they opened the doors and says you could win a treadmill, and then it closes up on Drew carry and they freeze frame and it's boom boom boom. Yeah. They they brought the music home. Even if you didn't, it's like, oh, you got it, finally speeding out the whole time. There was a clip that was even better.

I want to thank Caitlin Kaiser for sending me this clip from the Prices right, since we're talking about prices right, Yes, there was a a white woman who won the showcase, the bigger showcase. And you know how it is on the price is right. If you have the bigger show, you won the most money, you're the top dog on the showcase showdown. You have a choice. You can either bid on the on the showcase they show you, or you can pass it to the other person who finished second.

So this woman decides to pass it to the rather uh to the to the man to her right who happens to be black. And this is what she says. I'm gonna see if I can get it right. Hold on, here we go, here we gonna she demanded him on the prices right A love it. I'm gonna try it again, readyn She totally demand him. So thank you. Caitlin Kaiser, who is uh Katie J eighty nine. That's c A I T y the same way you know, spells in their name Katie that way, Katie babbs, Katie Babs Katie

Babe by the way. I think somebody uh played the audio for her that we were making fun of her a little bit. Oh no, because I've been listening to her more often and she's actually straightened up and flying right like she's gotten She's getting really good. She's not babbling, she's not making stuff up, she's not trying to be really cool talking like this. Yeah, I don't know. I said something to her. I don't know what's up. She's she's I'm shocked. I'm shocked. So that's why we have

been playing Katie Blayops audio lately. She's been really good. I have to give her credit. So I don't know if somebody's been working with somebody, but she's been good. I'm enjoying her. Somebody definitely told her Garan that's what I'm thinking. Oh, because I mean, you know, they're moles all over this place. That's the third reference to God them. Oh, I gotta find that somewhere. I should be on my laptop somewhere. Yes, hope, we'll play that Glynn Boys podcast.

We will be right back. We got a lot of sound to play. We do have a lot of sound, A lot did you, So you have to try to compile it all. A lot of them are grammar police, but they're all the same mistake. There's there's some that they should be pluralizing and they don't, and then somewhere they shouldn't be pluralizing and they do. But tell me the name of the clip, and I'll try to set each clip up. All right, And I want to play the medical one again that we played on Slice time,

the medical one, the little p one. Now you got asking for a lot there, brodiy kidding. I' play it off my phone if I have to. I got it right here. So let's start with Let's start with the stuff that you we just got. What is this, Yes, the ones you just sent me? Okay, Uh so I'm not going to say his name because he's a local guy here in New York. Sportscaster. You have one of

the best players, Yeah, one of the best players. Now, when you're talking about one of the best players, one is the subject of the conversation, and that's singular, not the players part. At the end, you're talking about one of the best players. Listen to what he said last night. The ten best players in the sport are not all of a sudden going to be available between now and then. Right, One of the ten best players in the sport aren't to be available. So that's not right.

that the other David Brody. Yeah, like it was the other guy, the guy who wrote a book about him and is like friends with him. I wasn't make We've talked about this so many times. Yeah, but he's all excited. He thought it was mate. No, that wasn't me anyway. All right, Shaggy yep, all right, Rhino Horns. Listen to this guy again. Grammar.

Not the act he said. There they are destroyed for their horns, which has a value of forty thousand dollars. It's I see where you're what you're saying, But it sounds okay to me. He's wrong. Well you're wrong too. I move on the next little whatever. Let's go to the next one slice as you can decide. I just it doesn't sound bad. It's terrible. Go on, Wow, man, I hate him. You need better hobbies. Actually, I do a podcast play. You need a job? What's the next?

That's for sure? Yeah, what's the next? We need a job? Okay, So then you checking back to your email here. See I I have this connected Santiago's mother. You have arthritis, you have ball, you have ball, you have a stone. When did you send me? When did you send me these? You have stove guard? Oh yeah, bounce the nation. I'm sure I have them all, but I can't find that email. I send it to you Tuesday, Wednesday, yesterday, David. Okay, you know my email? All right, well, okay, all this

stuff on the twelfth. Jesus Christ. All right, you have golf carts, you have green I got them all. Let me let me play in the order play green Day. It's the same problem as the horns. Really, yeah, listen to the green Day clip. Jesus, Green Day brings three decades of drunk energy and exploration. Green Day bring three de green Green Day brings. Yes, thank you. That one is I agree with. You'll give me that one. Okay, get what's the next one? You got? You got? You

got bitch? Yeah? That that that was awful? Actually all right? I have you got hair one hair two? I got you got framing bumble back fumble back one, oh fumble back, Uh play play that cliss justin timber Timberlake song, I'm bringing Fumble back. Yeah, don't play it. She would dobbs on the first down after the penalty by Atlanta trying to scramble, looking looking, he's hit, he loses the ball, gets dropped on the.

him by his ass. They also known as the touch push the touch push, but in Philadelphia they call it the brotherly shove. Brotherly show. Listen to the way this guy calls the play and how weirdly excited he is about it.

It's okay, it's number two. All right, Oh, I gave you no no play attorneys. All right, well you have tor No, I didn't havelphabetical order, my friend. Oh okay, here.

it's not. It's are. It's definitely is. Our network of attorneys is are. It's the network. Nope, the subject is network a network. But to your point earlier, but attorneys is plural, that's not the same thing. It's a terrible comparison. The other one wasn't god of horns. It wasn't a team of horns. They said you were killed for their horns. That's why I said earlier, and I'll say it now. Each one of these could go both ways. No, they

can't go both ways. If you're teacher who knows English, would you please leave a talk back and let scary know it's if you take out the word attorney scary. What's the sentence? How a network is right? Our network is? It sounds awkward to say our network of attorneys is why it's our network? You're talking about our network? I think for those if you said our list of DJs. Would you say our list of DJs are would you say our list of DJs is well, according to your logic,

is right because it's the list. Oh my god, my head hurts. Okay, what else? You got too much? We'll play one or two more. We'll save more for next week. We do hair, hair do the pr I one hair one Babel dot com sing. Hair is normal, but it doesn't have to be your faith.

supposed to have. So if it's if it's taking you back, that means So you say it's taking me back to the hair I used to have, but it's not the hair you're supposed to have, because the hair you're supposed to have fell out, right, I'm supposed to have it. And if you're if you're meant to have this hair, that means you never had it. You never had it to begin with, right, I was meant to have that hair because you have it, you have it? Right? I thank you you caught it before I said, we're finally

agreeing on something fantastic. We should end it there. Maybe let's say, let's let's end on a positive no play the P one alphabetical order. Pr Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, the fat loss injection. Quite sure.

put it this way. I'll leave it very briefly. He gets very nervous dating these women. And so I might have given him bad advice today because he basically the date younger. Well, no, I said, he gets nervous dating women that he's attracted to. So I said, as opposed to ugly ones. Literally, he he dates these women that he's attracted to. He only dates women he's attracted to, and he gets very nervous. I said, here's a good way around that. Practice on a five or a six.

So if you're not that attracted, so take out someone who's who you're not that into. Okay, put that way, don't rate him by numbers. Well, whatever it is, I said, as it finds someone that you're not attracted to, and maybe you should hang out with that person and then then you will be nervous because you'll be whatever, and then that'll prime you for the times that you were just in. I mean, it was it was definitely some dickish advice, you know, probably not the best, but I

feel like there's truth in that. Well, you know what, there's an old Abbin and Costello bit if you're which they all are, because Abine Costello are from the forties and thirties boys and fifties. Uh where Costello is talking, Abbot Costello is the fat one. Yeah ba yeah, And he says to to uh Abbot, he says, you know, someday I hope to marry an ugly woman. And he says why. He says, well, if you marry a pretty woman, she's likely to get up and leave you and break

your heart. He says, well, isn't an ugly woman also possibly likely to leave you? Because yeah, but who caires? Oh shit, you can't. I'm stealing a joke from the forties. Yeah, but that was that was the stick, That was the bit. Yeah, don't can't, don't cancel me. No, So you're telling Scotty to date women that he doesn't find. Let's just say he's not as attracted to or not as into I said, yeah, if you're, if you're feeling if you're. But he's like, oh,

I would never date her, date her. Let me be clear. When I say date of five or six, I mean five or six level of interest. I understand. All right, so you you know, and so you're you're dating a you know, so that you're only partially interested in that first, do that first first, get it in the care free, the loosey goosey ones like people need. There's nothing on the line. They have nothing to lose. Nothing. If it

doesn't work out, it's yeah, it's no big deal. So I go to like don't not a good match dot com. I think that that's a big confidence builder for people. Go to eh hominy eh eh Right, there you go. Plenty of ugly fish in the sea. Really, so there you go that That's what That was my advice to him. Fumble the dating site where you could drop the ball. Nobody cares. Hio, all right, now, what are you gonna say? Do I need more time to come up with puns? Because I'm on a roll. You have a story. I

have a story. So I went I went to a doctor's appointment yesterday in a big medical office building, and there's a big parking lot, and I got a spot right next to the last handicapped spot. I parked next to a minivan in which a lot of it. We don't call it handicap anymore. It's a handicap parking spot. That actually says it on the spot, still handicap parking only. I thought we I thought we changed that. I'm telling you what the sign said. Okay, Okay, I don't know

unabled slightly, not as one hundred percent enabled. It's a handicapped parking space, handicap stall in the bathroom. That's what they call it. Okay, twenty years from now, right, twenty forty four, if they changed that officially, don't listen to this podcast what I'm saying now and then, can't I feel like I feel like there already is an alternate term. I'm sure, And don't. You don't have to talk back. It's not like I get I listed wheelchairs and I'm

telling you the spots is handicap parking only. That's the point of my story. Okay. So that I'm parked, Okay, So I come out, I come out of the building, and I had a late appointment because I don't want to get up in the morning. I'm not working, so whatever. So I got out of the office like four o'clock and it's not the parking lot's not very uh it's there's a lot of cars, not a lot of people.

And this woman. Uh the door to the office building is a ramp, and the ramp goes to the handicap spots, obviously, because why wouldn't it, because that's where the ramp is to the handicap spots, but people might be in wheelchairs. Right as I come out, I'm the only person coming out of the building, and a woman is standing between my car and her car. And this is what I hear. So you gotta help me. Hit me, I dropped my mama. Hit me, I dropped my mama. Holy shit, So I

go what, I dropped my mama? She slipped. I dropped my mama. So this woman, oh, no, scary. Looked like she was maybe sixty years old. So I start running down the ramp right and I'm thinking to myself, she dropped her mama and she's sixty ish. Her mama's got to be old, gotta be ninety. So I run down into the ramp and her mother is laying between car and her mini van. Oh my god, she says, she's okay,

she's okay. I was trying to put her in the car and her wheelchair is there, and she slipped out of my She slipped out of her arms and she fell out, dropped my mama. So I said, it's okay, ma'm I'll try to help you. And I see the woman on the ground is very large. I cannot lift her up, not safely. Right. She wants me to lift her up put her back in the wheelchair. But the woman is in like a vest, a protective vest with handles. Because I guess like you'd pull her up or lift

her up by the handles. I can't lift her up carefully. I don't want to bang her head. Now. If you would have worked out at the gym with me, maybe you could have. Yeah, scary, that wasn't the issue. I didn't want to do anything. God forbid her.

need a couple of people, strong people help this woman. Okay, So I run back out and a tiny woman who works in the she's a medic of some kind, excuse me, runs out with her phone and she's calling nine one one and she follows me, and she's too small. She can't lift the woman either, so she's not really helpful. Wow. So she calls nine one one and nine to one one doesn't pick up for some reason, so I call

nine one one. Meanwhile, the woman's laying on the ground and her head is next to the opening of the minivan. Now the minivan. You know you have to step up to get into a minivan. Yep, the door is all the way open. I'm sorry, the door is halfway open and it stopped. You know, door sometimes says that spot where they stop. Okay. The woman who yelled I dropped my mama. She's on the other side. She's next to me. The woman's on the ground and we're both on the

interior side of the door. Right. So the door's open, but we're on the inside part of the door, So we're standing by the back door of the minivan and the woman is on the ground and her head is by the seat and the door of the minivan on the ground, and she's sort of sitting up a little bit. She's trying. So somebody comes by. I call nine one one. People are looking, but nobody's helping. As I call nine one because other woman's phone isn't working, and the guy's like,

where's the emergency, I give the address. I tell him the cross street. I tell him what kind of car I have and what kind of car the minivan is, and he goes, all right, is the woman in pain? She's not in pain? All right? Could you tell me her name and her date of birth? No, I cannot. Can you please just come here. I have to help her. She's on the ground. I want to lift her head up. All right, sir? Can you just ask her a few questions for me? Get me the ambulance. I'll call you. Yes,

I'm gonna. I'm gonna dispatch someone, but I first I have to ask you some questions. No, no, you don't know. Just send the ambulance. The woman's on the ground. She's nice, she's ninety four years old. Wow. So I'm like, please get here. So with that, the nurse or whatever the woman was in the blue scrubs says to the mother,

do you have a blanket or something? So the woman goes around the door, but in order to go around the door, to go around the front of the car, she pushes the door all the way open, and it swings back and hits the old lady in the head. Ooh, oh my god. So I lunged for it and I grab it like just as it touches her head, but it like it got her. I didn't see it, like I turned. I was like, oh, the door, what a calamity.

So then the woman comes back with the blanket. We put a blanket on the woman, and then the the paramedic says something else, or the woman says something else to the daughter. Again the door is like sixty something years old whatever, And again she's standing on the door, the interior door side of the door, the right side of the car. The door is open, and the woman's on the ground again, and I have I have a

blanket on her. I have another blanket I got from my car under her head to keep her comfortable, and the mother says, oh, let me get a water for her. It's in the car, and she pushes the door again. The door hits the old lady in the Oh my god, so again. I like, I I lunged for the door and I slowed it down, but it was hitting her like. So I was like, let you hit your mother again? Comedy. She's like, oh lord, I'm so sorry. I go, I

believe time. They also in the head twice. I was able to slow it down because I was able to reach for the door and get it as it was about to hit her. So it just like grazed her. I'm like, what are you doing trying to kill your mother? So finally the police car shows up. The ambulance hasn't arrived yet. The police officer gets out. He says, I tell him what's going on. He goes, right, let's let's try to lift her. I go, I'm up, yeah, I'm not lifting her. Nahn get another cop. I'm not. I

no offense, but I don't know how to properly lift her. He'said, grab her feet. I'm like, no, wow, no you He's like, I'll grab her vest and I can't believe someone like this is is actually, you know, making you try something that you're not a professional at, and you could risk more injury to the woman, right, I said, can we wait till the paramedics get here. She's not in pain, she's laying flat on the ground. I made her comfortable, she's breathing, okay, she's she's got I made her warm,

I gave her I got a blanket for her. I said, if we could just keep her daughter from hitting her and had with the car door, will be good. So the ambulance finally shows up and the paramedics come out and they help her. They lift her up, put her into the car, and they ask to take it to the emergency room. Whatever she's whatever. So I did my part. Is a good Samaritan. I kept her comfortable, I got help called nine one one. I didn't bank it on her, but I couldn't pick her up, and I saved it

from being bashed in the head twice. You're going to heaven, Brody, You're going to heaven. I still don't think I've overcome the things I've done, but I've undone a couple of I've made some points well, I'd like to name the episodes that helped me. I've dropped my mama. Are you not hearing this time? Now? Jeff, you're talking all over the jingles and you're supposed to stop and with etiquette, and and you hear a jingle, you pause? What the hell you're talking to jingle? Supposed to not play a

jingle when I'm talking. Your story was over. You can talk peanut butter and my talking. Your voice, your voice came to arrest rarely, it went down. The voice. We had to breathe for a second. All right, play the mail time. I'm glad you brought this jingle home from nineteen eighty five of email. Wow, do you not care about our email? I care about email. I care it all the slices and put time. That sounds like it's

nail time. Welcome, you've got mail? That's right. You can still emails and we do check the email box sometimes at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. And Gabriel Scott wrote to us and said, hey, guys, it's Gabe all the way from Central California. I'm only twenty two, but I've been listening to the Big Show on Hits for ten years, and I'm a huge size for life now. I've been listening to the podcast since episode negative one forty seven, listen to all the off air show episodes.

It's taken me three years to catch up, but I'm finally at episode two seventy two. You guys have been by my side through four jobs, four cars, three houses, countless times waiting by the fucking trash can at McDonald's after they made me park to wait for my order. Fuck fuck you McDonald's. I'm also quite embarrassed to say that the only pizza places that we have around here are ooh, Me and Eds Domino's Pizza Hut. It's called Me and Eds. Yeah. The grammar alone would keep me out,

of course, and I think that they're pretty good. Don't shame me anyway. Sorry for the long email, want to share with you. Keep up the great content. As always, fucked deal fucky A seventy seven and as always it's scary and brody. Thank you, Oh very nice, Stephanie Mirabella Episode two eighty Hey, brody and scary and scary and brody. I recently heard the latest episode and I wanted to say how sorry I am. I lost my mom in April twenty twenty two. I miss her with all my

heart and I understand how you guys are feeling. My thoughts are with you both and your families. Thank you so much, Stephanie, Mirabella that we got a couple from uh oh here just German bias. Uh oh, it's let's just are your shirre. It's not her mom, he tweets us all the time. J E G E R M A N. All right, Well, I mean it could be German. I'm just kidding her. I'm not going to read the contents of it. I'll photo to you Brody read it. Uh It's just it's a really nice email, very poignant,

very well written about our moms. Okay and Jess, I you're number one fan. Hello, Hello there, Scary and Larry David. Larry David and Scary. I just wanted to say you guys rock. You to make my day. We want to thank you for putting a smile on my face. I will always listen to your podcast. Thank you so much. I love how you too playfully bash each other. It's so comical. He is that the secret song? Did you just fart?

from December twenty second. Oh, anyway, episode I decided, oh thanks for reading my email on episode two fifty two about bitcoin, I decided to invest in fifty two. So I decided to invest in it. Not life changing money, but fifty dollars here, one hundred dollars there. Luckily, luckily bitcoin went up because of the talks about black Rock and bitcoin whatever, and but a BAP went up I think, and basically they made some profit off of it. So they took the prophet and what do you think they

bought with that? Brody more bitcoin? Some merch from the Brooklyn Boys merch store Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Bigcartel dot com. Everything's there. Keep up the great work here's the twenty twenty four filled with health, wealth and happiness signed a slice. Oh all right, nice,

all right? And now maybe one more. I pronounced it, oh slice, but okay, Grady Rogers the Department Department of Redundancy Department, the Department of Redundant, the Department of Redundancy Department. Uh posting for my local Facebook group. Attached the original posting for context. But the ground police is in the button the bottom photo. Brody is the phrase. That's to whom That's to whom I am referring to redundant? Should it not be? That's to whom I am referring? Yes? Correct. Yeah,

So there you go. That was the post. And I saw somebody on TikTok who said, oh I saw tonight. I saw that tonight. I saw that. Wait, I saw that tonight. No, they said, oh my god, that was on tonight. I saw that tonight. I've seen No, I see, No, it was the tonight tonight part really that was oh the tonight I saw that tonight. Yeah, all right? And one more from Yvette Elaine heartfelt appreciation for the Brooklyn

Boys from Kenya. Yo, Brooklyn Boys, I'm Alane from Kenya stumbled upon your podcast a few months ago, and I've grown to love it here Brody, your quick wit is unmatched. Scarier passion for food and traveling is inspiring. Love you guys. Went through more than one hundred and fifty episodes, not in order, not in order, but I have gone back to listening in order religiously. I'm now on episode twenty four. Nice, I love Scary, brought the listening order jingles home, I

love it here h g A r Okay. Been telling my friend about you guys, and I managed to convince three of my friends to listen to you. We got four in Kenya. What can I say? They love the rants, Keith, the Labs coming hashtag even if not even hashtag free dessert hashtag got free desserts in Kenya. Slice when I When I worked for Starbucks many many years ago, the uh the Kenyan coffee was one of my favorites. Yeah m hm, So I just figured we'd get some uh

wow mail out there. So it's because we don't do the talkbacks on the podcast anymore, we can bring back some mail. These are like right backs, right backs, right right. Yeah. We just open up your heart radio app and then close it, then open up your email and then write us an email. We get traditional email, we get some uh, we get some d ms and stuff. We'll still do that on the Big Show, the Big, Our Big podcast.

So it goes down in the DM as you know. Yep, I don't know nothing that's going down to my dms except people send me videos. You should, you should. That's why we need to talk to Scottie B next week. By the way, Yeah, I need to. I need to to make one more because ship's going down in his

dms with with him being single. But Scotty's Scotty's gonna have no problems getting, uh, getting whatever he wants to get because he's attractive and he's fun and he's got a good job and uh yeah, all right, let me find the I gotta find Oh it's it's a okay, hold on, So you know Telarcio's. It's that place I told you about here. They're in Central Jersey. They're a deli. They have great videos. Yes, the staff is hilarious. Webs

seeing their Instagram stuff. Yeah. So they put up a sandwich about a week and a half ago and they said, what we need everybody, We want you to name the sandwich, and it was garlic bread. It was Aaronsini balls, which are rice balls, ko choey peppy balls. Bring that salt peppy ball right, And then it was chicken uh, chicken tenders on top of that. Mush down the ko choe peppy rice balls. And then they poured a Peter Luger sauce over the top slathered me with that ship. So

it was Peter Luger sauce chicken tenders. Oh my god, schowey peppy balls on garlic bread. Dude, did you try it?

name of this episode. Tender Balls or Brooklyn's tender Balls. Yeah, I like that. Better thought it. I thought you would call it hell By dropped my Mama. Help I drop my Mama. Which do you like better? No, peter Saucy tender Balls. I like Peter's Saucy tender Balls. Yeah, I like that one. That might funny. Well we're naming the episode while the episode is still happening. Yeah, I love that, unless I go in and change it after you put it up there. Because I'm from Brock Boys Boys