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Episode to eighty one of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, coming off the unbelievably funny uh Slice Time for episode to eighty.
Yeah, you know, you wouldn't.
Think that an episode because Episode to eighty of the Brooklyn Boys was very heartfelt.
There was a lot going on there.
You know, we read a lot of things, you know, we talked about our parents passings and and and and then I'm like, oh, here comes a slice time. This is going to be you know, really, you know, heartfelt and sad and and there were a couple but boy, there was some funny ass talkbacks.
Man.
And if you didn't listen to Slice Time, you missed out. Well listen and at the very at the very least listen to the last ten minutes.
No listen to all of it. Scary.
I'm just giving people the option. There's no option. Just listen to it, all right. Also, Slices, you have a big shoes to fill when you leave talkbacks for this episode by going to the iHeartRadio app, hitting the microphone, leaving his talk back again, keep it upbeat and fun like we had last week.
You know, yeah, we love that. Make us laugh. Let's play make us laugh. No, that's a hack radio game. Why I hate that because that's like, Hey, everybody calls with a joke and make me laugh. If weren't pick a winner, we're gonna give you a prize. Well then it's very easy not to laugh.
And if you don't want to give a winning, you just turn your microphone button off, so no one knows whether you laughed or not.
It's a scamboni. It's true. He called the joke of it. Give us the joke.
And there's always something who calls up, and it's like a five year old kid. My daddy wants to the like why he put his you know, and then they're, oh my god, the kid's so funny.
He wins, Come on, come on.
It's like it's like when you always win for your birthday party, when you're playing musical chairs, when it's your bar mits for something, you know, the mitzvkid always wins, always wins. It's like when you're with it's you and the other kid, right, it's you and the bar Mitzvah boy or a butout mitzvah girl, right, yeah, and it's like you're the last two is one chair?
Just go sit down now, just go Well, you're not winning. I hated that.
You know what's gonna boo you? They're gonna boo you. Anybody wants you to beat the bar mitzvah kid. I used to work at a catering team, used to wait work at a catering hall, the Palm Short Club in Brooklyn. She said, bay and yeah, and I was alway get awful things to the food.
It was. It was terrible.
I used to be away there and there are a lot of sweet sixteens and weddings. But every Saturday and Sunday morning there was a bar mitzvah or about mitzvah, and and I was so angry that they would let the little twerp win every single time.
Every game. You knew how it was gonna end.
You knew they're getting a big party and lots of gifts. They could lose on one thing, right, how many you know? I never went to a bar mitzvah as a kid. I was never invited to one because I didn't have hated Jews know Jewish friends. It wasn't until it wasn't until I got to working me in the nineties, Yeah, and got to working them that I thought, what the hell, look at this. I didn't even know this whole world existed where they should stop beating these people up.
You horrible person. So you know.
And then later in life I started to work bar mitch Is in a different way where I would show up as Scary Jones from the radio station. But now, yeah, you get paid to go to bar Mitsmith's and bought Mitsiss and Swedish.
Yeah.
Yeah, no, I used to in the past tense because the last five six years or so, I mean, kids don't even at that age.
They don't listen to radio. They don't know what radio is, right, So you know we're not We're not the hot commodity.
But I do know because I went to a bar Mitsmouth showcase recently that they spend crazy money. Okay, showdown, dude, bar Mitsmiths and bot missmiss have come a long way. They would like like you said, you said, price is right just there they have like the whole set with the with the thing they'll roll it in the set of the price is Right and they'll play the game like that it's not even it's not imaginary anymore. It's
like physical, like you know, spend it's everyone's gonna top everybody. Yeah, yeah, we didn't, but you know how people do do the craziest, the craziest bar mets I ever worked. I'll never forget this. It was a Saturday night. It was at a place in Manhattan on the waterfront, and it was for little Ariel, and I'll never forget when they uh they they turned
the lights down. The father had the microphone and said, we want everybody to focus on the windows because little Ariel, the way you lit up my life all these years, I am now going to light up yours. She became a mermaid and there was a full on New York City Macy's fireworks display going on outside at the skyline.
That was time, dude.
They had to pay, like you know, the Grouccie Brothers, the people that do the fireworks, you know whatever, the fire works company that you spend thousands of thousands, dude, this must have cost him twenty thirty thousand dollars maybe even more.
But they literally had it coordinated and so people looking out the window.
So for two hundred people, they're staring out the window and they see this beautiful ten minute fireworks.
Show in the sky on the skyline.
And all I could think about at that point was can you imagine the people driving through right now wondering where these random fireworks are coming? Like they treated the people like driving down the highway a treatment. They didn't pay everybody on the highway to know whose fireworks.
Well, it was just very funny. I mean, it's just a random show.
Is a random fireworks display is happening like right before your very eyes, and you know, like, so whoever got lucky to see it got a free fireworks show. But man, oh man, the things that they do at bar mitzvahs and bad How much did they pay Scary Jones for showing up at least as much as the fireworks?
Yeah?
Right, but sweet sixteens became that there was the era of the MTV my for Sweet sixteen whatever. But yeah, I mean people have really gotten like next level. My question is with you know, the economy the way it is and everybody crying poverty, how the hell do people have the money for this shit? I always want to delve too deeply into this, But the economy, first of all, is booming right now. Second, of all, people with money
continued to make money. It's people who didn't have money who may have lost their jobs because of the pandemic whatever. The economy's doing okay at the moment for most people. But the thing is rich people and on debate that. But rich people are rich. Rich people are rich. So if you're worth let's say you're worth two million dollars and the economy takes a dimp, Okay, you're worth one point four million dollars. You're still worth one point four
million dollars. But if you're worth one thousand dollars and the economy shits, now you're worth one hundred dollars. Now you fucked right, So relative okay, now your relative as money.
Hey you're okay? Yeah, I just but I didn't come from a family like that that Dini.
We were blue collar people growing up in row houses, attached to each other. Wait a minute, you had shirts with collars. You were lucky. You grew up in a blue T shirt, a white T shirt community. No, my father actually wore a blue T shirt. A blue shirt.
He did. It was like, that's why they call a blue collar. He was NYPD. He was a conference. No he wasn't.
He was a police officer, your housing authority. But uh yeah, he wore a blue shirt. He had a blue collar. Absolutely right. So but my point is, if you know, we grew up that way, and to me later in life, working these crazy extravagant sweet sixteens at mar mitzvas, it was like a me peeking and getting a peek into a window that I've never seen before with the amount of money.
No, no, no, no, when I have.
Seen it, Because no, I'll tell you why you've seen it, because your version of that is the restaurants you go to. It's the trips you take. You don't have any kids. You take extravagant bar mits for trips.
That's what you do. I've seen your Instagram.
You have a lazy river and your hotel and a view a and a infinity bathtubs. You have an infinity toilet, Like that's what instead of spending money on a bar mitzvah, you have infinity everything. But I'm taking it back. I'm taking it back to the humble days when we were just growing up. I'm still humble though you're not.
I am. I know I'm still humble. Are you kidding me. But I'm not a million millionaire. You know, you're the boogie bastard. I might try to be boogie where I can, but but I'm saying, if you're you.
Had a kid and you at a bar Mitzvah, I wouldn't know they would look like that.
No, it wouldn't. You would have sparklers and first uh, grape juice bottles.
Of all the kids, I have sparklers that I've had a daughter turning sixteen of bar Mitzvah, none of it.
It's it's a colossal waste of money they take us.
Some of these people spend two three hundred thousand dollars on a fucking thirteen year old's birthday.
What's up with that?
Well, it's not just the birthday, it's the celebration. I'm just into adulthood. Yeah, And the things that they're doing now at these at these parties, I don't mean to be there.
Get off mart lawn guy. But they've only gotten more and more out of bounds.
I've been to some that were semi extravagant, but that was I went to one that they drove a pizza truck into the place they had a pizza truck in there.
They actually got the pizza truck inside the.
Yeah, the catering the catering venue had an opening and.
They brought the truck in.
Yeah, that's a that's a common idea for weddings, where they leave the truck outside on your way out the wedding. I was just at a wedding where they did that, where they had where they had like refreshments outside as soon as you're leaving, it's like, oh, here's the Krispy Kream truck and then throwing this slinging donuts at you on.
Your way out the door, you know, going to them like, oh, nice parting gift.
Sheldon Danielle on on the Elvis Duran Show. She had a party back in March that I was at with you guys. Yes, and her husband had a taco truck waiting outside.
Yeah.
That was after week, after five hours of stuff in your face, Hey let's have some tacos. I thought that was unique, but also I would have liked to have had it exactly, but I got to. I took takers to go home. Of course they're delicious. I'm just saying, where do where do people get the money for these parties that are now even more and more out of control.
That costs. I don't know.
But there's a guy on my block. He bought a house that looked just like mine, same kind of house. You know how houses are there. The whole block is the same house, but in some neighborhoods. And he redid the house.
He did.
He redid the garage doors, he redid the front, he redid the roof, he did every window fancy. He added on to the house. Before he ever moved in. It was like six months of rebuilding. Today I finally got to talk to him. He's been living there like six months. If I finally pulled up, I was going to my car and he says, hey man, I said, go away, man. He was in a BMW SUV like a X five maybe really nice. Anyway, I said, hey man, I said, I used to have the most valuable house on the
block only because of the pool. And we put an addition on the house. I said, yours. I checked on Zillo. You have the most expensive house on the block. Congratulations. I said, what, I said, what do you doing?
So?
I thought, he said, I thought, He said, I work for the phone company. I said, more like you owned a phone company, to which he replied, I do own the phone company. So I said, what what are you talking about? He says, I own a phone company, and anyone want to tell me what phone company owns. I'm like, you own a company? I go, what am I doing wrong in life? You own a phone company. That's why his house looks like if fucking like it's it's beautiful. But it wasn't when he bought it. He just put
a shitload of money into it. He owns a phone company. Scary you and I need to own something. Yeah, we If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't have squandered so much money on stupid investments.
That's what I mean.
But like all the restaurants you invested in, and remember I remember the Kosher the kosher sexy restaurant Cask that you never invited me to. Then there was the steakhouse with the with the letters. It's terrible that that you invest al. It's the next big wave of this is going to be the future of steakhouses. And I said, great, you can buy misteak dinner and we can give you
sound advice to slices. Don't invest in a restaurant or crypto because I think the crypto they say, the crypto boom is over.
It's almost busting. They say that.
Well they well, I mean it's real, but it's not really. You said invest in real estate. Your money is never going to go wrong in real estate.
That's what they said, except in.
Two thousand and eight when the market crashed. Other than that the booman right now, if you have who's got money to invest in real estate? I'm living paycheck to paycheck over here.
Plus I am no. Well you know, I mean, but that employed because you spend it on trips when it well, that's the thing I spend these I spend I save up and I spend money on bougie things like this piece of equipment. I'm sitting here talking to you through. Yeah.
Seventy three million, two hundred and eighty six thousand, seven hundred and forty nine dollars. Yeah, thank god. I'm single, Thank god, thank god. I live alone with no kids.
Are wife?
I live I live in an apartment. I live in a war of alone. You don't live alone.
You've got that giant stack of papers on the table, bond you are you still? Are you still on that dude, what's on top of it? Now? It looks like it's soap dispenser on top. What's on top of that? It's you? Oh, it's like a weather reader.
It's supposed to go outside, but I brought it in because it was gonna snowe Wait a minute. You have something that's designed to read the weather, but you put it indoors to protect it from the weather.
Uh, pretty much?
Yeah, Sharper, it's from Sharper image. It's like a weather who's not Sharper?
You? Well, you're the one that's not sure the fuck are you talking about? Bro?
Oh, I bought rain boots, but I only I don't wear them when it rains because I don't want them to get wet.
You have a weather device you brought in the house.
It's gonna be a little windy, and it's I don't want it's not. It nailed down and knows it's windy. So I guess it's not going to do his job today because it's sitting on top of my stack of papers on the table.
What's the time? What's the barometric pressure of your papers? You don't have to know that? Maybe I should, Maybe I don't even need this thing. Maybe if you had.
A room mate, you'd have somebody telling you that stupid. That's what I'm here for. Oh thanks, So you could walk around my apartment and criticize everything that looks out of play so it looks foreign to you. Oh absolutely like those shades. Terrible shades. These are the best shades ever. These are Douglas. No I another joy spend. Yeah, this is a boujie purchase.
Yeah.
I can't afford your firework display because, uh, you know, I'm troubling with those lines. They're not that And you had Jan Valdez install them?
What.
Yeah, a lot of people don't know that.
Before I knew he was Wan Valdez, Juan Valdez was was on the ladder installing these things, and he revealed to me while he was on the ladder installing it who he was, and then he was a Slice for Life.
Yeah you never met Jan Valdez. No, I have not. No.
All right, Well, if you want to hear Jan Valdez, he's part of the reason. Listen to Slice time he killed at this time, we'll see exactly why it was strong. Comeback Strong, Comeback Strong, The Boys podcast.
We will be right.
Back Hey, I just thought of something. Can you play all the jingles you brought home today? Ooh yeah, let's get to those at the end of the show. Do you mean these show when the show ends and we're done doing this podcast forever?
No? No, let's not say it till later in the podcast.
Do you realize they may come a day when that happens? That makes me sad, you know, I was thinking about.
That the end of the day. I'm like, are you is there gonna be? Fuck?
What are you thinking about? Why are you thinking about that? I was like, we can't go on forever. I mean, I mean some of our friends, like, uh, some of our best friends and you know, acquaintances had podcasts and they all go.
By the wayside.
I guess everything comes to an end, right, you know they had the twenty somethings doing nothing podcasts tails over cocktails, like you know, Uncle Ted shed is that over?
I didn't realize it was all my day Friday it is. Yeah, So so at some point do we evolve?
No?
At fir point, like this may be the Brooklyn Boy podcast, But I'm not haveing no in.
Doubt, how I have no?
No, I don't either, and nor is that was like speculating to anything.
I wasn't.
Well, I'm just saying like, you know, like, at what point do you know it's run its course?
I don't know. I don't want to think about it. No.
Well, you know there's a life a life insurance commercial and they like, nobody wants to talk about the inevitable, but it's gonna happen everyone. And then there's someone in the commercial who's like what He's like, we know you don't want to talk about it.
And then there is one in the pool and she's she's like, she's smiling and she's playing in the pool, and then the voice over was like, yeah, but you know eventually it's gonna happen to everyone, and her face drops, like so why not prepare yourself and this way provide for your family because you.
Don't want to think about it, but it's gonna happen. I'm like, oh my god, that's so morbid. The guy's trying to sound up beating. She's frollicking in the pool. All of a sudden, she's like, oh fuck, I'm gonna die. NI guy didn't say it, but he's like basically saying it, like you don't think about it. But someday you're gonna be you know. So now you're talking about the podcast, but now you're talking about death, and I'm gonna thinking about the end of my own life.
Now, I don't want this. Stop this Brony. That's about.
That's about the only way I'm letting you out of this podcast. Ah, well, you gotta be gone. Otherwise I'm calling you up to do an episode with friends till the end.
That's what I'm saying. You can be like, I can't even move my oh anymore. Like, put a microphone in front of it. Let's go.
I want to rant about my homecare attendance. The top the topics will all change. Speaking of geriatric do you see do you see people are suing Madonna?
Now? No, oh, this is great? Sorry like that. I did see that.
Well, first of all, every day here's the thing, we're Brooklyn. She chose Brooklyn. She fucked with Brooklyn the wrong way. She had a show at the Barclay Center a couple of weeks ago Barkley Barkley Center. Show was advertised Barkley it was, it was said for set for eight thirty start.
Yep. She goes on at eleven.
She gets off at one, So people are fucked because at one o'clock in the morning in Brooklyn, in that area, transportation is very limited, so there was less taxi less and so is safety so limited. So they are a group of people are sewing her ass. And you know, something good for you. Don't take ship from no one, you know, Madonna, don't take shit from anyone.
Don't take shit from This is a very Brooklyn thing to say, but you just double negative because that's how you would do it in Brooklyn. Don't take you Boklyn. What I was getting at was.
So because she showed up late for the show, did you have an excuse?
And it was acting up? No?
She first of all, she she cranks up the heat, so the place is like ninety degrees in and out breaking up. No, they it was in her contract. She specifically makes it really hot. That's how she needs to have it at her shows. So guess what. The concession stands ran out of bottled water because people were like dying, fucking disgusting, and she shows up at eleven o'clock and and people there are other people saying that you don't have a right to sue Madonna. You. You she set
the precedent. You you know what time Madonna shows up. She's a diva. She has a long history of coming on late. You should have known that, tough titties. Well, guess what I think at this point, it's time to like hold a mirror up to her and show her how she's been a diva and how it's it's inappropriate all these.
All these years scary, don't preach. I like your reference, but it's true.
In Trouble Deep, I mean, people have a ton of respect for her. She should show the same respect. Back to one hundred fans. Listen, if she comes on stage and says, listen, I'm having hot flashes, I'm going through a menopause. Uh, something happened, got a car accident.
It's done of that.
It's But if she was just like, oh, I was, you know, hanging out in the city and I got to Brooklyn late because I felt like it, and they'll wait for me, and I want to make an entrance. Look if the show, what was the time supposed to show supposed to thirty? Okay, you want to show up at nine fifteen. Different, I'm going to be mad at you. I'm gonna be mad at you, but I'll forgive you. But eleven, go fuck yourself.
You know what else? After eleven, the.
Arena has to pay overtimed. All the union workers that correct concepts have to end eleven or close to it.
In New York. It sucks up a lot of things.
And she she should have been you know, maybe she'll do that going forward and be a little bit more, you know.
No, you know.
The the other problem with her is she's a fucking throwback from the eighties when you could get away with that shit.
You know, in the eighties and nineties.
You know, these groups like fucking Guns and Roses, Metallica coming on fucking hours.
Littallica never came on late. The thing is.
Now social media and New World Order, new generations watching you.
New World Order never came on stage late. That's a great one. Uh.
With all that said, you have to understand one thing. People aren't gonna take a shit anymore. All right, this is a different time. So you might have been able to get away with that in the nineties, but don't pull that shit today because people will let you fucking have it and you will hear about it. And good luck, and I hope those people win their lawsuit. She deserves it. I'm sorry, I agree. I would have lived if I was there, livid. Listen, this used to be a playground,
but not anymore, not anymore. Now she's got to show up to the playground on time. Yeah, be respectful, that's all we ask. Be respectful. You gotta give all that money back? Well it no, yeah, absolutely advertised. It wasn't false. Average tickets, free tickets knowingly, was late knowingly.
That's ridiculous.
And what are you doing if she listen, she probably has an apartment in Manhattan, whether she lives in Manhattan anymore, she.
Just doesn't give.
She's a diva and her fans are peasants, and they will wait and wait till anything for Madge to take the stage. You know, your podcast is you're supposed to come out on when you're all washed up and pop star from the eighties and be nice.
No, I'm not.
You're offending your offending people who like her. But I would imagine it's like if you promise people your podcast hasn't come out on Wednesday and then you don't release till Friday, people people would be pissed. Yeah, but we don't make that promise anymore. People know that it's gonna be they're gonna get an an episode a week.
Well, now you're getting two releases from us.
I'm gonna after this podcast, I'm gonna go release.
I'm gonna are you gonna play with your weather vane over there? Oh my god? Anyway? Be kind? Rewwind? Oh my god, how do we have the same thought?
Well, because it's a famous expression one. You used to rent movies VHS tapes from video stores and the sticker would say be kind rewind. They would charge you a penalty if you didn't rewind the tape. And then they switched to CD CDs and I stopped. I never rewind the CDs. Never you see the There was a video I saw on YouTube. No, it's a montage of a rotary phone and kids trying to have kids go.
Make a phone call on the rotary phone. So they so they don't know what the fuck to do with it. They don't know.
They pick up the phone, the handset and then they just they they're pressing the rotary part like like the numbers are push bride, and at least they knew to pick up the receiver. They probably wouldn't even know it was called the receiver, right, They knew that part and they got on and they actually, uh, you know, they actually got it like.
Right, It wasn't upside down right.
The worst part about rotary phones, and anyone who's ever used the rotary phone regularly will know what I'm talking about. It's when you had a dial like let's say you had a dollar seven, but you dial the seven and it didn't go all the way and you let go. Then you didn't know if it dialed a six or five, they had to start all over again. You had to make sure you would and then let it go. But if you went zarah would have slipped you fuck it
a start again. Anyway, Google that kids messing with old technology, and don't get me started on having the montage of kids trying to start a turntable and trying to put a record.
Put the needle on the record, put the needle. Don't know what the fuck to do with it. They don't know how it plays. It's hysterical. I have my father's old record player in the garage. I looked it up to see what it was worth. It's like almost four hundred dollars it's.
Like a collectible model that he had. Ooh, at the time he bought a very very good one. And now that that particular model is very in demand, I will gladly take that off your hands. You will gladly pay me the money it's worth. Oh, come on, do you just give it to me?
I'm your boy.
Oh this is the first time listening to the podcast. Hello, my name is David Brody. I'm a co host of the brook of Boys podcast. Nice to meet you.
You look at me and you see dollar signs.
I see, yes, I see you could yes, I see you having an infinity turntable that goes on forever.
That's what I see. I see that turntable. But what are you gonna What are you gonna do with it? You're gonna sell it.
It has an automatic you can put a stacker in so it drops the next record.
That.
Yeah, it has a soft drop so you can like hit the little lever and he goes onto the record. It drops down slowly. Oh, it does everything all the cool shit. It's the rotary phone of phonographs. Oh, it's real deal with like real wiring in the back, not like you know, HDMI cables are one plug, you know, not even our sun.
How much we'll talk later, Scary and Brodie. Oh, I just may have made a sale.
Speaking of sales, Scary, I want to give you some Facebook sales updates if you don't mind.
Yeah, got a couple here, let me pull them up. Got a books? You got a couple of good boggains online? No, not me. I had a couple of stories. Uh Facebook stories. Uh. I don't know if I told you this one.
I was selling a a rake a leaf break for ten dollars and the guy said here's The guy wrote, I'll take it for five, and I wrote, you will not.
You will not take it for five.
So I said you can have it for seven fifty and he wrote back five, for which I wrote back goodbye. Okay, this person wanted to buy. But by the way, I think that tactic works for some people because you know, it's a you know, the like unrewarded behavior changes.
You know, rewarded behavior gets repeated.
So the fact that that guy did that to you means he's doing it to everyone and he's having some success.
Otherwise he wouldn't try that tactic. I saw. I forget who was a comedian or I forget who it was. Was on a talk show and he said, oh, mimb's a comedian and he said he said something offensive, like to a woman. It was a pickup line.
He said, I say it like, oh, you know, would you like to go home and I'll fondle your ass something like that.
Oh my god.
And he said, ninety nine out of one hundred women will slap you in the face and spill a drink on you. But there's one, he said, So keep trying. So this guy made you may keep trying until he gets it. So this person says to me, I want to buy this thing you're selling. I said, great, Well would you like to come get it? She says, I will come on Friday, guaranteed, and we come up with
a time and everything. And so in Facebook marketplace, once somebody wants to buy it and they're locked in, you can mark the item as pending so that other people don't think it's available, but they keep an eye on it in case it falls through. So I marked it pending on Thursday because she was coming the next day. She confirmed, I'm coming tomorrow. I'll see you at whatever time I marked it pending. She writes back, Hi, David, I guess you have someone else buying the shopping cart
because I see you market pending. Thanks anyway, you could have at least saved it for me. So I wrote back, what are you talking about. You're the one that's buying it. You are the reason it's pending, right She said, oh, she said, don't try that now. Once I called you out on your on your on your scam tactics, I said, no, I marked it pending because you're buying it. She said, I don't trust you, and she never responded again after that. I marked it pending because she wanted it. She and
you don't think she was fucking with you? No, I think she's an idiot. Okay, this person was. This person was this morning. Hi, David, is this available? Which is what everybody says, And I said yes. She said how much I need this? So?
So I said, the price is in the listing, and what does it you exactly want?
Because if they are bots of scammers, they write I want to buy this this thing because they're not actually reading the listing. They're just mass posting copy paste, you know, So she said, so I said, the price is in the listing. She writes back Okay, how can I find it?
They said, find it, find it. It's in the.
Listing people of AI writing for them. Now, yep, it's all. It's all. It's all scammy. It's all scammy. So, uh that that was some of them. And then I want to just give you a couple of Facebook conversations I've been involved with. There was a game I add for a game and it was an upside down U shaped game where on one side of the U was a target and on the right side of the you you had to shoot a ball up and have it bounce off the top rounded part and go to the other
side and hit the target. And it's the game shows you people miss all the time. So this woman writes back, it's not hard.
You just have to hit it.
In an angle. To you have to hit it at an angle like when you're shooting pool. Well, of course you have to hit in an angle. You fucking idiot like that.
Oh my god.
Another person on a pizza pizza group, I'm in the person rights. I'm having a problem every time I cook my pizza at four hundred and fifty degrees the pizza. I'm but you using fresh muzzerelo cheese, it's not melting. So this guy writes, simple solution, don't use fresh muzzerelogies that the guy's asking for help. He says, what tempera should I eatat you? What am I doing wrong? He says, don't use it. So then another woman writes, I never used fresh muzzerelo cheese. So I wrote back, you have
no help to that person. The guy asked, how can I do a better job of getting the cheese to melt? And you write back, I don't use much for you could have left that out, she writes, winning you the comment police. I said, if I was, you'd be in jail for life. The people must fucking hate you. You must have a flagged account somewhere. Well, i'll tell you who hates me because I got I got an email from a slice a DM on Instagram. Okay, I'm going to read it verbatim. I was going to promote you today.
First time listen to Walkers and Talkers, my other podcast that I used to do. Yeah, not really my thing, but I wanted to promote you.
Well that's very nice.
So I went to Twitter and I saw that I was blocked by you. I haven't used Twitter in two years. I'm not gonna listen to your show, Brooklyn Boys, Walkers and Talkers, or even Elvis anymore. That was bogus. It makes me realize you're very unauthentic. Uh huh, to which I replied, Susan, that's her first name. I'm gonna say her last name. I don't know what you're talking about. First of all, I didn't block you, so there's a mistake somewhere. Second of all, why don't you ask me
about it rather than threatening to not listen to me? Truthfully, if you don't listen to Walkers and Talkers, I don't do that podcast anymore. And whether or not you listen to Elvis, not only does it not make any sense, but.
I'm not in the show anymore.
So there's really no reason to punish Elvis by not listening to the Elvis show because you're made at me.
I'm not on the show anymore more.
Importantly, here's a screenshot of my account. Look at your page where it clearly says you are not blocked.
So not only are you mad at me, you're wrong. I've listening to me again. You're wrong. So you don't know how Twitter works. So I said you and I have had previous conversations over the course of the past three years.
I'm known for writing back to almost if I can, if I don't miss one, every tweet, every DM, every comment, every post on my posts, every comment on my post, everything, I at least like it.
I acknowledge it.
But to call me unauthentic authentically, go fuck yourself.
Wow. I mean, these are some fighting words.
This is someone that in the morning woke up saying I love David Brody so much, I'm going to promote all of his podcasts and everything, and then mistakenly and she didn't write back like I'm so sorry, I'm not blocked. I know she's got a tail between her legs. She's got nothing to say.
Yep, how about that? How about that?
And anyone hears this and responds, then she lied because she's still listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
That's correct.
And I got one other fan I want to bring to your attention what I got a guy here.
I don't know which way to tell his story. So this guy he's I'm not gonna tell you his exact name, but he says on TikTok he's a fan fan of Gary Gilman g I L M A N. Gary Gilman fan basically is what his name is? Okay, I don't know. I don't know Gary Gilman is. Well, neither do I.
But there's a picture of a comedian I love whose name is Gary Goleman.
G U L L M A N. Big fan. This guy is such a fan of Gary Goleman.
He created a TikTok account, used Gary Goleman's picture and then spelled it Gary Gilman one at one L instead of a you and two l's. Well, clearly Gary Goleman was taken. So maybe they.
Did because nice name, and this guy's got an underscore.
He's got all the words in it. It's not like Gary Goleman. It's Gary something Gilman something something else. Oh my god, wow number, Oh my god. Yeah, you fan of Gary Goulman, big fan?
So what did you do? Did you reach out?
No?
I can't because on TikTok you can't message people unless you follow him. You follow each other, so follow and I don't want to. I don't want to follow him just to tell him he's wrong. I might give him the follow like Susan.
Yeah, I'm never.
Gonna listen to Elvis anymore because you spelled Gary Gilman wrong.
What is what?
People? I got a lot of listen.
I give people a lot of reason not to like me or not to listen, but that's not one of them.
I mean, come on, yeah, Bertie, listen to me. I'm gonna say this right now. No, don't say it.
You you create half the problems that you that you are involved in.
You you reput you sow right.
So no yet, no if you do, because follow people, I don't think I'm listening here. Can you get yourself worked up? You get yourself christy, you jump not you're talking. You you meddle in in people's business, and you say things that are unnecessary to not do that all, Listen. There are things everyday life that I realize that I'm looking at that I see mistakes and things that are wrong, and yet I ignore them and I just move on
to you know the matter at hand. You don't have to because the second you go down a rabbit hole and you start challenging people on things, yeah, they become defensive.
Well would this be an example of that?
I was on a TikTok live and I was scrolling three or scroll through and you go to the next one, next one, next one. I ended up on this page and this is another thing that you're about to say that I would have let go, but here you are jumping in on it. And the girl was drinking a you who and he would he will make it fun of me last year drinking a chocolate water. It's not milk, right, So I was like, oh my gosh, she's drinking you who.
So I'm reading the comments and this guy writes, y, oh you are You're beautiful, right, which which you would maybe ignore, and it bothered me.
No, right there.
It's a classic example of that people do the your your thing and make that mistake all the time. You can't listen with the grammar police on this podcast, right, it's for the sake of entertainment and laughs and we move on.
But I know, but you do this every day in real life. So so this guys so bad. Hold on.
In my defense, he kept saying it to her because she wasn't acknowledging him. But he My favorite part, this is not even a comment thread on Facebook or this is now a scrolling a scrolling YouTube comment thread where everything is like fucking spaghetti and fucking soup, which is not stop shipping scrolling up the screen right, and you caught this, and you're like, I gotta correct that person, No, hold on, hold on. In my defense, I let the first four go. It was a fifth time, so I
finally hold on. So I wrote back something else. I wrote back. I wrote back, asterisk your right, just like, stop it already. You keep saying it wrong. After the fifth time I wrote your he wrote back, no, you are.
He did not understand it. He didn't understand it, so he thought I was like, He wrote back, no, saying to you basically, his own stupidity is bliss. Let it.
Ignorance is bliss. But I'm never bliss. So ah, my god, that does this make sense to you? I was watching a clip of Taylor Swift in concert on on TikTok again a scrolling scrolling, and this girl wrote, oh my god, this video is clearer than my vision.
How is that possible?
How can she see it clearer if her vision is bad? Oh wait, the video is clearer than she You know you lost me?
She says, oh my god, this video is clearer than my vision.
She probably has really great, perfect vision, and she's trying to say that it's clearer than that. But I think that's the possibility, clear right, if you can't be clearer because the video is only as clear as your vision because you're looking at something and I'm seeing and it's super clear.
But that's my vision.
So it can't be clearer than my vision because I wouldn't know what that looked like because I know that's my vision.
Because Marky, I get it all right, my vision.
If my vision is twenty twenty and I'm seeing things a certain way, I can't see it. She's assuming it's better, but she doesn't know that for effect.
Unless she had glasses on took her glasses off. I don't know.
Okay, this, I know this bothers you scary. I was reading an article and it said Tony Romo makes awkward fumble during Taylor Swift's appearance on NFL broadcast, and then the head of the line after that is the her quarterback dropped the ball while describing the Karma singer, Carmen.
Quote Karma, right because because she sang Karma.
But right, But do you have to explain to people who Taylor Swift is and refer to her as.
The Karma Singer?
Probably Taylor Swift and if anything, poor choice of song because it probably is not her biggest hit.
It's not her biggest hit.
So I would I would say, I would say the but that's but I would say.
Number one hit.
Wonder the right, like, who's the guy who sang somebody that he used to know? Go Tier, Go right, you'd be like, go Tier, the guy who sang somebody that I used to know?
You would right?
If you're like, oh, the former quarterback dropped the ball while describing the singer, you have to say the Karma singer. First of all, that's the only song you could think of Karma.
Second of all, do you really need to qualify Taylor Swift by saying she's the Karma singer? Right? Because she's much bigger than that. Okay?
Uh?
Then I saw this guy, this is maybe a grammar police. Uh, but he said, let me see, Oh you can trust buying this from me. I have never damaged, not one single item. That means that he wrecks everything that comes into contact. Right, He's never damaged, not one single item. That means he's damaged a lot of the items, multiple multiple, Yeah. And then I saw again we should have played the grammar police jingle, but.
I got him. Fortunately I got it. Oh, give me one more, see.
You gotta you gotta warn me when these are coming. Yeah, I didn't realize I smooth. I slid into it, or some people would say slided, which is wrong. So somebody tagged me. One of our slices tagged me, and he got put me into a video of a kid putting his brother in a in a like a rubber made tote storage bucket and throwing him down the stairs, and it said.
Remember when we use to do this? Ooh, I wrote, remember when we used to do this? I used, I did.
Remember we also used to say used, And then a bunch of slices commented grammar police on some random video they saw me and knew it was me anyway, So somebody wrote, yeah, case and point a case endpoint yes, thank you man, case and point case and point yes. That's like when people say for all intensive purpose purposes, right, that's intense and pur purposes, which, by the way, I learned only two three years ago. So if you're learning that now and you are today years old and your
mind is blown, don't feel so bad. Okay, for all, yes, tense and purpose.
It's the podcast We Got Trouble Brody right here in River City, Lo. And behold, my dad is now on Facebook. No, no, there's a lot, there's a lot going on, you know, Anthony, how do I upload a picture? Anthony? Oh my god? He you know, the thing about my dad is, you know, for all these years, God bless him, he always he never was a social media guy. He never touched it.
In fact, when it came to finances and handling things, it was all about my mom and he only he only got an iPhone a couple of years ago.
So so he's he's learning slowly.
He was never a computer savvy, was never the guy on the computer when they came out. Very basic, very basic knowledge of that stuff. So so there's just a lot going on now that me and my brother and my sister, we all have to we have to teach him.
And it's been a you know, it's been a journey, you know. So so the whole.
Facebook my brother had, you know, created the profile for him, showed him how to request his friends. We kind of got him off the ground, and then we showed him a little bit of basic things about Facebook, and oh my god, it is just like teaching a four year old. It's it's crazy, but yeah, my dad is uh you know that he's doing that and and and then the finances. Now everything's got to be moved over to his name because everything was my mom's name. So so uh a
lot of a lot of changing up things. And and he's got to you know, learn how to uh put stuff on auto pay. He didn't know you can do that. He's got He's got a whole world of learning ahead of him. But isn't that crazy when you ignore it your whole life and you have somebody that just manages that aspect of your life that you know.
Now now he does because because he wants to.
I heard about this video that does going around and and I'm like, you know, if this was you know, a few months ago, my mom, my mom would have just passed him the phone or folk, you know, said hey look here tell and look this is the you know,
watch this. Because my mother was to explain to him about Scamboni's yeah everything yeah, no, no, I told him that, yeah, he knows, he knows that, he knows not to like when someone with his name tries to France yes, yes, yes, and when somebody when when he gets tagged in a post that says, I can't believe they died.
I missed them already. Don't click on on that.
That's a new one that's gonna well it's not a new old, it's a new old one. But it's back a new one. It's again, it's back again. But yeah, so so, uh, you know, he's got his friends on there now, and I think he's you know, signed him up to a couple of groups, you know, and things you got.
You got him on on J Date. Yet what are you doing? Stop?
Fuck sent them a couple of pages to follow sending the Brooklyn Boys. Not that we post anything. We've been dormant for like two years, Anthony. I know, I don't want to be on that thing, Anthony. I know how everything works. I don't anybody hearing it? No, yeah, he goes, Yeah, you're talking about me in your podcast?
Are about me? Never? Yeah? We got to have him on it a couple of weeks.
Speaking of having people on, Uh, you made a promise last Slice time that we were gonna have Spruce on the loose on this episode.
Okay, so we have to make it. We have to make a team host decision Okay.
Spruce is on an Amtrak train to his family that lives a few states south of New York. Okay, okay, he said, you can talk to me, but I have to speak low. Do we want to have Spruce speaking low? We need like classic Spruce. We need full till next episode otherwise, yeah, because you can man him loudly, but he can't respond loudly.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not gonna because we need to let him know about how you think Michael McDonald was black. Oh my god, there are people out there. I bet you there are gonna be on the talkbacks for Slice time for next week. I guaranteed there's people out there. Did you, by the way, did you come across any flat earthers on TikTok this week?
No?
Oh yeah, actually yeah. I also there were a moon landing deniers, a lot of those, so those.
Uh you know, by the way, the Japan land no man, no men on the moon, but that's their their rocket lander landed on the moon a.
Couple hours ago. Real, speaking of the moon, Japan landed on the Pan landed on the moon. Okay, they us back there. We we send it on what happened to our unmanned ship that went up there. Our ships landed on Mars. Dude, we're beyond the moon at this point, the Mars rover will be they'll be going to your ainus soon. Excited about that. And did you hear NASA is about to release information David Brody about what they found recently that they found alien aliens.
They found aliens, they found aliens. Yeah, they had the pictures of them. Yeah, they said that. Not NASA is going to google. NASA Alien Findings is a website. Scary, it's in the news. We reported on the Big Show today. It's all over the place.
I'll look at it land again, look at it right now until they okay, well here's what's gonna happen. So they're going to really they haven't released it officially, but they're going to release the statement about it. I'm still waiting for the Epstein list to come out. Fully, nothing ever comes out. They promise, Well that shits censored. Someone's holding that back, right, the alien's holding it back.
And you are such a denier of everything, of the wrong thing.
You sent me a video yesterday on three different social media Yes, and it.
Proves my point about aliens. No it didn't You.
Sent me a video of some guy on it with a green screen behind him, and on the wall behind him is a painting of was it Jesus? With spaceships around him? Who knows when that was painted? Who knows that those aren't halos?
You don't know what that is?
You're like, look, it's proof there were spaceships around the time of Jesus. How come Jesus and spaceships only come out when there's no video cameras, there's no phones that record video. There's there's security cameras everywhere and the planet right now that you can't walk down the street without being on a security camp.
Latest. My girlfriend thinks she's an alien. That's what you have to be to be with you. She really does. She does have a long neck. She has a long neck. For the fucks that's supposed to mean. I mean, she kind of looks now i'm thinking about it, she does kind of look alien some of her features.
Oh mit your tongue, Brody, Hey, you want to talk to her, she'll tell you. Oh, you get out of phone. She thinks she's she thinks she's an alien. She thinks she was of another another world. I'll let her explain it. She's got this whole thing about what she believes it. Yeah, the perfect couple.
She believes it.
She believes she's an alien here and when is he training going to kick in? And then when she has a word, Now take me to the leader of the planet. Please let me get her on the phone. We'll call her next.
With Siri and Brody.
You've examined her thoroughly. I'm sure any scales anywhere. I need to know about any extra eyeballs. Why are you making fun for because Robin is the normal one of you a couple. Let me see if I can get her on the phone. Robin, Hi, Hi, my love. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I thought, so feel free
to curse because on the planet she's from. Yeah, we're talking about aliens, and we've talked about because there was news today that NASA may come out with, uh, you know, some information that they they there's some alien life form going on, so they but they haven't released it yet. Yeah, this is all the news today. So then I casually told David Brody that you broke the news to me the other day that you're an alien.
You think you're an alien?
I I just thought maybe maybe.
Explained to Brody, because Brody's not buying it. Brody denies the existence of aliens. He can't tell me who built the pyramids or why there's a missing link the Egyptians. What do you mean there is a missing link, the missing link that that connects us between apes and us.
What now? The aliens came and they reconstructed us missing link. They found this.
Theyveoscles that showed the man we were a science experiment for aliens and they they actually are right, yeah they.
Yeah, yeah, I'm in billion of us and they never come back.
And they were the ones who construct reconstructed the chromosomes to make us right, right, Robin constructed the Yeah.
Yeah, No, I'm reading a book and they say that Earth is basically an experiment by aliens gone wrong.
We were supposed to do it forever.
Yeah, no, we were and uh, but then a meteorite hit and it brought.
All kinds of diseases.
And then at that point they had to decide do we want to scrap it and rebuild or do we want to just go with it and see what happens. And they decided to go with it and see what happens because they already invested too much time and effort. But we were really supposed to be like much more evolved and we were never supposed to get sick.
We were supposed to be no disease, and we were supposed to be more involved than we are today. So they basically we are the science experiment that they were, you know for aliens that that we pretty much they just tossed us aside and said, all right, Earth, just put it on the shelf. You put the rector set on the shelf. You're done with it, like or whatever. Nothing's going on here.
Yeah, but they do care about us, like they're trying to fix it.
Now.
Supposedly they can't interfere directly, but they can do it indirectly.
So they who's stopping them? Who's stopping them from interfering directly?
I guess I guess whoever God is, whoever the head alien is.
Yeah, there is there is no God because if this aliens created us as an experiment, then there's no God. That God is the aliens that created us, in which case you just destroyed every religion on the planet.
Because which one is right?
That's why I think there could be some truth here, but they all have which I think can be explained by aliens.
That could also be explained by fables that got twisted over time, and they were like, oh, like when you play telephone in the cafeteria at school and you're like, Johnny has extra pencils, and by the time it ends, he's like, hey, Maria has super or ass. But yet we're holding it all in such high regard that we're fighting and killing each other over it. Oh, religious over each basically over your version of the fable versus my.
Version of the fable that's correct, So it's not working. How stupid is that? That's ridiculous when you really look at that. But Robin, get to the point.
Forget about all this nonsense. Go right to the point of what talk about why you think you're anail? No wait a minute before I explain that based on what you just said, if aliens created us as an experiment, then they left you behind. And then how come if you're an alien you don't know what she's gonna tell you?
Okay, I need to know this.
Yeah, yeah, So supposedly the aliens felt like we were definitely on a course to basically destroy ourselves. When we came up with the atomic bomb, and they knew that we wouldn't use it for good. So that's when they started asking for volunteers to come to the planet, souls who were either here for the first time, like never lived a life before, especially not on Earth, people who were or souls however you want to put it, who did live a life before, but it might have been
on different planets. And then there's this third wave, which I didn't really get to yet, but I think I'm part of the second wave.
And supposedly we are people who lived.
On alien planets, and our job is just to be at energy channels, you know, from us, and we're there to kind of heal other people and make them more positive and set them on the right course without them knowing.
And you've been assigned to Skerdab.
Need some help.
Your mission is to keep the Boosh and Bastard in line on a projects.
I'm a project.
Yes, I don't know how well I'm trying.
I believe, I.
Think on the film Science Experiment, I understand then that your father is not your father, that you were implanted in your mother from an alien race.
Is that what I'm hearing you don't know.
They say, well, they say we choose our parents, so supposedly I chose them. But they also say, like, usually our relationships here now are ones that we had on our previous life, and we might switch roles. So like maybe my father, who's my father now? Maybe he was my brother all my life and my different planet.
I'm definitely gonna admit you coming from another planet, right, Robie, tell everyone the title and artist of that book, the title, author of that writer.
Author, yeah, author, Yeah.
So it's called The Three Ways of Volunteers and the New Earth, and it's by Dolores Cannan Delores Catman.
Who is Dolores Catman. It's important here, Brody Canon. So he developed Dolores Cannon.
Yeah, Dolores Cannon. Okay, like the weapon. Yeah.
So basically she invented some form of hypnotherapy that can let you do past life regressions. And basically she recorded a whole bunch that obsessions that she had went through, and they are all kind of saying the same things about aliens.
And being abducted and lives before.
There were so many commonalities that you're like, well, maybe there's some truth to it.
That's why would all these strangers.
So she wrote a book about it. She's got several books. Actually, if you google her name, Okay, is this.
Book in the fiction section or the nonfiction section?
No, the metaphysical section, so somewhere in between.
There you go.
So Robin's reading this book, that's where she got She's not spitting this out of her like out of nowhere, shed by her tail? These out of her tail?
These are or third eye, these are These are things that she's reading in the book, and she's shared them with us today.
Now, whether you believe that or not that I would like you to read them in a science journal as opposed to a book written by a human beings trying to sell books. But it's an interesting story, it is. But you know, I read a story about lightsabers and the Force and.
Jedi nights from a galaxy far far away. So it's all good if you enjoy it.
I just haven't figured out after reading the book why you think you're an alien?
What was the deciding factor there?
They so basically they said it really started I think around the eighties. Well what was it, Maybe it was sixties to eighties or something. There was a specific time period and when it started happening and I was born.
This makes sense. Everyone was high and stoned. I get it.
Yeah, so you know, but.
Also supposedly like you don't completely feel home at earth. If you feel a little bit different than everyone else, you're a little bit more introverted, you're very fascinated by astronomy. You also are a little bit more likely to kind of sit back in life. Feel like I was sounding scary. I was like, look, you know, I never I.
Never even learned to drive, I never got married, I never had children.
I feel like all these things that people typically do, I don't tend to do a ton of them.
I just kind of you don't have a desire to do any of them.
Yeah, I guess because I haven't done them. If I really wanted to, then I.
Would have been fucking on the balls of my ass. Heres we go. So there you have it, Brod Brody for the first what did you say? That was that? Robin, No, I was going to say.
And you're very empathetic, so you can really, you know, you really feel for people. You pick up on their energies. You just you feel their emotions like they're your own.
And I do feel like I get like that.
There you go. And by the way, for the first time ever, you've left Brodie speechless. Oh I'm not speechless because I have at he's thinking of his next question.
I'm in limbo at the moment between I think the world of you, Robin, and if it wasn't you, Robin, all the things I would say.
I feel like if somebody else was on the phone, or if you were someone in the news, I would come.
If you were a celebrity, if you were like Goldie Horn saying these things, I mean, like, oh, Goldie Horn.
But I feel like I know you.
You're very bright, and except for your decision to hang out with scary so much. Other than that, you are a fine example of humanity. And perhaps perhaps there's some alien DNA and you, which explains why you're so nice. But the person you described makes me the furthest thing from an alien possible, because I'm an Outrobert.
I do all the things everyone else does. But you're also you're also narcissistic.
I'm cynical as anyone on the planet, and you are so egotistical to think that you are the center of the Earth and that there's a.
But no, but you refuse to believe there are other things out there than us.
You refuse to have said that we are Maybe we're not there, Maybe we're that we are not the center of things, maybe we're on the periphery of something else. But you can't you can't wrap your mind around that, because that's not the kind.
Of person you are. This is classic Brody right here. The first thing to do is denied debate, and yeah, you know Brody's type. Classic Brody. Okay, there are two types of people. There are people who question things that are factless, and then there are people who question things and think because they question them that they are critical thinkers. But they're questioning reality. That's not critical thinking. That's critic Who's to say it's reality to begin with? That's the
that's your problem. You can't. You can't. You can't be religious and believe in in one figure. I'm not religious. No, no, not you, not you you in general? Am not you specific? You can't be you can't. Let's I'm gonna I'm gonna say, I'm not gonna say. Let's say. Let's say Mike.
Okay, you believe in that, you worship Mike as the savior of the world. You worship Mike, right, but then you also believe in an alien race that can come here. So explain to me right now you Someone will come up with some bullshit story, But why would Mike create this planet and say that he made us in the image of Mike.
We're all in the image of Mike.
But then there's another planet that has spaceships that can travel across light years to get here, that are so advanced they fly in ships. We can't have them, but that Mike created us bullshit? And airplanes with the doors fly off and we allegedly got to the moment, but we didn't. But there's other universes. So is the other is the other planets? Do they have a mic that's better than our Mike? You may, we don't know that.
But the fact that you you think you know it all, and that you know I didn't say that, but nobody you know what I know, You know what you know, but you don't. But there's a lot you don't know, and there's a lot we don't know.
So what I'm saying is to take and take the back seat for a second and be just be in a passive state and be like, hmmm, do you know what, there could be a lot of things out there that I don't know about. So but you have to be that kind of person to first admit that, to first even have any of these like potential thoughts that maybe there is. But the same thing with ghosts, with you go to the same thing. You feel the same way.
You think everything is in absolute, everything's in black and white, and that you know it all and you learn you if you take a breath, I'll defend myself. I don't believe in things that haven't.
Here's the thing.
There are people that when they can't explain something, they need an explanation. Their brain needs an explanation, right, so they go, I can't explain the pyramids, therefore it must have been Aliens. I can't explain Stonehenge, rather than than trying to explain it, because it's all these things are to defy logic of what was available the tools at the time.
You are logical persons. Things add up, but for some reason you buy all me. You're yelling over me.
The only way to learn in life is to keep trying to find a legitimate answer, to keep trying to figure out what tools, what pulleys, what level what what what Pulley system did the did people use to build Stonehenge? Figure out how they did it? But if you just go up, must have been alien, several people have said, have come out on records, scientists and everyone saying these are physical impossibilities. That's why they are mysteries because there
was nothing there. That technology wasn't advanced. There wasn't they weren't there yet, so so it is there is no way it could have been done. So your brain then starts freaking out because because I cannot compute, So why shouldn't they have come up with a Pulley system and had a thousand people pull a rope to lift the rock their whole life because apparently they say it would have taken everyone their entire lives just to build maybe an eighth of.
It, a pulley and a rope. What are you talking about?
You know, I'm talking about that. I was talking about the Pyramids, but you're talking about stone. Okay, the Pyramids are explainable. There are people who go, oh if if if it because it takes a year to build one rock, But that's the assumption that they built one.
They move how did they move it?
They're also very precise too.
Yeah, why do we believe? Why do we believe?
Aliens came here light years away, use the most incredible technology, and all they did was build triangles.
If you have the technology to fly light years.
Away to another planet and all you do is build triangles, something's wrong. It's like spending your whole life learning how to do magic and all you do is pick a con And we don't know the answers to these things, but you why are very quick to just ship on these other theories. I'm more concerned, we have to take a break hold on. I'm more concerned with a being that created a planet. Apparently this planet was created by somebody right, or something created this planet, right, that's the story.
Why are the earthquakes? Why are their tsunamis? Why are the hurricanes and tornadoes? Why is that part of it? There's no excuse why any god would create earthquakes where the inside of the earth is shifting and killing thousands of people.
It doesn't make sense that it doesn't.
Why are there tornadoes because we are because according to this book, we are a science experiment gone wrong by the aliens, and we would just put on a shelf to let it.
You know what I'm saying, then why worship anything that's that many mistakes? It's Robin, Robin. You care to interject?
I know you.
There's a lot you want to say. No, Robin, Robin made some good points. Robin explained very clearly, succinctly, what the theory is. It's an interesting theory. But I'm not gonna suddenly me personally. I'm not going to walk around going I'm part of an experiment. The aliens created us, and we're a mistake. Who the hell wants to go through? And at the end of the day, these are just mental exercises. This is just food for thought. You know, No, you thinks my girlfriend is an alien?
Now, of course not. You said she thinks she's an alien. That means an alien babies, Yeah, had she used to be. You can't used to be. It's like saying I used to be an immigrant.
You once you're a immigrant, you're always an immigrant because your.
Brain is thinking in absolutes. That's the problem with your brain.
You can't be an alien and come to America or the Earth and then you're no longer an alien. You're still an alien. You're just an alien with a green Car. I love getting your dander up, Mike, Robin.
What were you going to say? Robin is sighing, Robin.
Now it's hard, you know, And I think you really have to read more of the book to see how at all pieces together would never.
Do such a thing. He doesn't believe in ghosts. He doesn't believe in reading books. He doesn't believe.
He refuses to acknowledge that that ghosts and spirits and and and energy is around us that you can't see.
He doesn't believe it. Right.
Why is it only old ladies can charge you one hundred dollars to show you the ghosts?
He laughed at us when we went. Well, we went to Savannah and we went on that haunted.
House tour, and you speak two hundred dollars to be told about the soldier that walks the hallways.
Yes, that's a thing.
You can come to my house for fifty I'll tell you about the soldier that walks the hallways. I'll pick a war of eighteen twelve. You could hear him talking about it.
See Robin.
iPhone watch going off right?
Yes, her iPhone watch.
It gripped out such thing as an iPhone watch. What you're watch watch come on.
No, no, no, I want I don't know what you're talking about, so I want to make sure. So tell me the story of what happened real quickly with our friend Kathleen.
Kathleen she is.
So there was supposedly an area in the basement where a lot of spirit activity was observed, and there was a chair. She walked in, she sat in the chair, and then the heart rate monitor on her Apple Watch started going crazy.
She got up, walked out of the room.
It went back down, she went back in, it went crazy again, and then it went back to normal when she left.
So we don't know what else could have caused that.
Well, and it was kind of a direct electro man electromagnetic activity in that room designed to make your I don't know, like, is there a scam? That's what I'm saying, like, is it all part of the not a scam? Bony, all right, not a scam? Listen, listen.
I I don't know if I told you this story scary. I know Robin doesn't know the story. I told it on a podcast, a Marvel podcast I did a couple of weeks ago.
So the what's her name?
The Long Island Lolita, the Long Island psychic. What's her name is medium? Yeah, Long Island Medium.
Yeah.
So she came into our studio, right, And it was about two weeks after. I found an old ID card of my father's. It was a police ID card from I don't know, the nineties, maybe the eighties, and he had to hit a mustache. I was a long time ago, and I found it in a box. I was going through some of his things and I was like, oh, this is a great picture of my dad. It's this police ID card and I put it in my wallet. Anyway, a couple of weeks later, we're in the morning show
studio and the Long Island medium comes in. What's her name, very Italian name. I forget her name, I don't know anyway.
Teresa yeah, Compta computer, yeah, Teresa Kamputer right, And she's going around the room and she's, you know, telling stuff about everybody, and it's all very general stuff. Oh you're gonna get a new position.
Oh you're gonna get a raise, Oh you're gonna My mom's sitting there with her, and I'm trying my best not to make the face right, not to make the oh my god, this lady's full the ship face. So she comes to me and so I think Elvis said, like, do David do Brody. He's very skeptical about everything.
Do Brody. And she says, oh, you know, blah blah blah. She says, blah blah. It didn't make any sense, and it's just you've you've you've recently looked something like you've recently found an old photo, or you've recently cherished an old photo, or you have a photo that's very important to you. And so for a second I went, holy shit, that's.
Crazy, and then I remembered it's a random thing you'd say to anybody, and you're like you throwing darts.
So, yes, there is a chance that.
She has psychic abilities and her brain sensed a photo in my wallet, except I wasn't thinking about the on my wallet, and she'd have no way of knowing that there was a photo my wallet. So on the other hand, she's randomly saying shit till something lands, because once one thing lands, you forget the other things that she said that didn't land.
You're like, oh my god, So I remember, that's like a minder racer.
However, you know, in all fairness, there are different people with different levels of this, and you know, maybe she's a hack.
I don't know. I don't know the answer to that.
But you know, but there are people out there that are that really have this, like you know, Robin who Yeah, unless that guy, uh Tyler, Henry.
Tyler Henry is he Medea, Robin, thank you for calling. Yes, thank you, Brodie.
Brodie has a whole new view of you these days. Well, there you have it. I didn't offend her. I didn't offend her. No, no, no, my girlfriend is an alien. Okay, No, she's not. Listen.
We talk about this in jest, but that's what we do. We we explore our minds, and you know, we're open to ideas.
We're very not you are. We're open to different things. That's correct. She is okay, God bless her, as long as she doesn't get arrested for saying those things. Oh no, we don't. I'm not preaching this stuff. She doesn't, you know. It's it's she's reading a book. This is we're gonna well gonna be Okay.
I haven't read fifty Shades of Gray, and she can tie you up. I had all kinds of stuff to be upset about. Okay, well you can that, boys, boys,