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Dot Up, Episode two seventy seven. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Hello everyone, Wow, Brody, I think you and I should play the lotto, the lottery, some powerball, mega millions, some jackpot. I don't know why, man, I'm just I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. We're both gonna post the picture. But we just signed on and we do. We see each other when we podcast. We don't post video, but we can see each other. And by some strange coincidence, we are both wearing a listener gifted no Sleep till
Brooklyn shirt with Brooklyn, Iowa. And we didn't a planet Nope, nope, and we didn't we know it until we signed up because when we signed on the cameras before we do our podcas cast, we don't like say, hey, what are you gonna wear because we don't really issue a video version of this. But when I turned on my camera and he turned on his lo and behold there was the no sleep till Brooklyn, Iowa shirt. And thank you to those slices who brought that to the meet up
last year. That was really you know, I kept my shirt. I've held onto it. I've wanted the court here and there, I've want it out a few times and to and today I'm like, you know what, I'm kind of feeling it. So you know what, I'm doing a Marvel's podcast today at this afternoon whatever today's date is at the fifteenth, right, November fifteen, yep, And I'm going to be switching into my Captain Marvels shirt for that because we're going to
review the Marvels. So I wanted to wear something, you know, I was like, oh, let me wear a comfortable shirt that I'm going to change out of at three o'clock. So it's like, oh, way, am I no sleep till Brooklyn shirt? Yeah? And lo and behold is scared wearing the same shirt? So there you go. It's crazy. And you know what they told me. It was one of a kind. You know how some people get like, I can't believe we're wearing the same thing. I'm excited about
wearing the same and we went out. If you and I were going somewhere like a Mets game, I have to switch the shirt right, just the same if we were going to like six Flags, I gonn amuse them park. Then we wouldn't get lost. Have you seen my friend? He's wearing this shirt. But if we went to a concert, we wouldn't wear the shirt. The same shirt, right then we look like a couple. Probably. Well, I'll say this, I'm okay with twinning as they call it. They call
this twinning. Yeah, I know that you're not. I'm okay with it because I'm confident that I'm rocking it, and I'm okay with the shirt. You know, I don't know. Far too often, especially with women, they like, oh my god, just wearing my outfit. Oh we're the same thing. Oh my god, hide me, hide me. I think it's funny. I lean into it anytime I and this has happened to me. It happened to me in Atlantic City once, and I just went up to the dude. I'm like, yo, bro,
nice shirt. But that's different. You lean a stranger with the same shirt. It's like, oh, it's a coincidence you both shopped at the gap. But when you're wearing a graphic tea and it's the same one, it looks like you planned it. And even if I did, how would that be a bad thing. I don't think you would actually be planning coordinating outfits. Like if we both shut up to with Met jerseys to a Mets game. That's fine,
that makes sense. But a very unique no sleep till Brooklyn shirt, we didn't just buy it off the racket old Navy. It would look a little strange, but create it would create intrigue and people might think it's or it could be a uniform or something. Maybe it's no People would look at us and think we're like, we work for some promo company. We're about to hand out samples of a drink called no Sleep till Brooklyn bottled
an eye exactly. Look like some promo team. But do you work at a We work in a bed betting store called called Brooklyn. And the slogan is no sleep till your mind wanders quickly? Doesn't it? I haven't. I've got no issues with it. I don't think and I we're far too beyond. We're far beyond like caring. You know, eye slices. Here's your chance to leave a talkback. Okay, here's the iHeartRadio app. Hit the microphone. Let us know. Would you and and and one of your friends just
mail male a female wear like the same shirt. See, I think girls do it, it's cute. I think guys do it. It's strange. But let us know your thoughts on all of that too, ask men wearing the same shirt? Now, what if we wore the same Taylor Swift shirt to one of her concerts and sat next to h No, you go to a consert. I think that's fine. Now if we had matching bracelets to go to the Tailor Swift consert, I think it's like a friendship bracelet. Yeah, yeah,
of course it's a Tailor Swift concert. Of course. Oh oh, I guess to tell the video? Oh wait wait wait, who was it I gotta talk about? I gotta talk about this. No, no, no, not Taylor Swift. No, I got a buddy of mine. No, who fuck out of here? Well, you know what, he gave us permission to talk about what I'm about to say, but he doesn't want to come on the podcast. Okay, so a friend of mine. He's got two buddies. These guys are all in their late fifties now, and they've known each other since they
were in their teens, and they've never lost touch. And they all hang out together. No, I'm not talking about me or my friends. And the guys, the three guys that are besties. They all got each other's initials tattooed on their arms. No, no, they went out for matching tattoos. They went out for so like you know, guy number one has yeah, two, three and four? Who has one? Three and four? I understand? Yeah, nothing. They all have their own names, right, like I think the three No,
it's three guys and oh yeah all three two? No, no, they have no, they have all three Oh yeah. Oh I'm not doing that to just be friends. You don't have to prove to anybody to like permanently. No, I'm not doing that. But it's not like a live or heart or anything like that. What if what if j L becomes an asshole? Then you got to find another guy named j L. Well it's almost like he's l K I K if you know? You know? So you
know like if these no, here's why. Well, because if someone sees it, Okay, someone sees it on the beach, right, they just see these initials. They don't know what it means, but right, why do it? Because to these three guys it meant something. It's a bond.
You know what.
I know it's a bond. Friendship. Friendship's a bond. That's the point having friendship, not to know. I'm not putting SJ on my arm. You can go ask your own d'm they try and call No, No, I'm gonna say the wrong thing. I don't think we should do that. He'll remain anonymous, Yeah, but I won't. Is he bigger than me? He's got to be right. Well, he's got more money, got you. He's a lawyer, he owns his own law firm. We be talking about it. I used
to be somebody. He could sue you for libel. I'm slander. I don't know. But you want to put them on I don't know I should. I think he needs to tattoo his friends. I think we could go there. Names initials, right initials? Is it creepy? I want to know why he did it, What is the motivation behind it? I don't know. I may listen slices. If you've done that, you can delive me talk back and explain you. Is it more appropriate for women?
No?
I again, I'm not saying what's appropriate and not appropriate for other people. I'm saying for me. I wouldn't do it. But if you've done it and you're happy with it, God bless you. But since it's Scary's friend, I'm gonna joke about it. I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call him right now. Let's see, he may or may not want to go on the podcast. And what if you have two friends with the same initials? Do you lie
to your other friend and say it's his initials? You're like, you have two friends with j L as your initials. You're like, hey, John Lonigan, Yeah no, this is you, totally you. Yeah, yeah, oh hey, oh h. We're not gonna use your name. We're not gonna use your name. This is Scary and Brodie. Of course with the Brooklyn Boy you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. US. You made it to the Brooklyn Boys podcast.
Wow, What did I have to do to earn that privilege?
Got to do something permanent, very permanent. So here we go. So all right, so someone told me that you and your two besties, who are now all in their fifties, right, got each other's initials tattooed on your arms. So you got you got your initials and your other two besties on your arm. And then the other two guys have the have the same thing? Is it first of all? Is that did it happen or not? Is it true? And where did you put it on your arm? If it is all right?
So two out of the three of us have it done. The third ones just finding the right spot in the right look originally.
Yes, So it is true and.
It's going to be one hundred percent accurate soon enough when the third one gets his.
Which is, what if he doesn't, Oh, he will, he will, He's.
Just what if he doesn't? We had, well, what if we had one scheme in mind, which was we're all going to get the anchor with the initials surrounding the anchor. I already had. I already had an a because we're boating. Guys are on the boat all the time. You know, it's the boat parties. No boat party, I just say it, cloud there's no boat parties.
No, no, no, no such thing.
Got that doesn't exist. We fantasized about boat parties. So we're all going to get you know, boat related tattoos, which would be the anchor. But I already had like an anchor kind of getting designed on my arm already. So he got his anchor. First one of the guys no names, I guess. And then so I did mine differently, and I did it on a different part of my arm. I like mine better than his. Not a third guy was trying to find his place. But yes, that is true. I think you guys should join that club.
No, no, okay, So Brody had Brodie takes exception to this? I don't. I don't see a big problem with it. I think it is kind of awkward, but I think I understand there's a bonding. You guys know each other forever, and this is what and then it's okay. But Brody is Brody, and mediate was turned to like, no way, Kennedy. So Brody, what did you have at it? I'm a fan of the hand shot. I think if you've got broad for life, bro here's what bros for life do?
They They at some point have sex with the same girl, right, Possibly they come up with a handshake and they agree to bury a body for each other. That's pros for life, right, Or if you voument on yourself you don't take pictures.
It's like, yeah, that's we accomplished some of those tests. And there are others still remaining. But remember I got a few years on you, so you know, we've we've done a few more things. Now we're at the test tuesdage. You might get to that point too, Someday you might see it differently.
No, no, because I'll tell you right now. My best friend from twenty years ago, my best friend for life, not really my best friend anymore. So things happen, and that's not.
The that's not the guy you get on on your own.
That's simple. But you know what if I was, if I was a tattoo guy twenty years ago, that is a guy would have got on my arm. But shit happened.
But right, fair enough, But you know, and then what happens.
What I want to I'm gonna give you an initial. I'm just gonna call you D from now one because I don't we're not saying the name right. So D. What if you have a friend whose initials are j L, right, and he sleeps with your wife and you're like, fuck you j L and he's out like you never saw it coming. Do you have to find another friend named j L so that you don't have to like and we do the tattoo first of all.
In that hypothetical, I give him three stars. I wouldn't say fu. But let's just make believe that I was upset with that scenario.
Okay, your mother like, what would upset you?
Know?
He does something that upsets you.
First of all, the connection we have with these guys. Nothing they can do, they can no matter what they do. No matter what they do, it's not gonna break off bond.
Including bang your wife.
Especially banged my wife.
What if the third guy, what if the third guy says, you know what, I don't I changed my mind. I don't want to make this permanent. I love you guys like brothers, but I'm out. I can't find the right spot. This whole thing was a tough It was an excuse. I was stalling. I'm not doing it. Do you remove him from your armor? You go, It's okay, bro, we love friends for life.
You know what, That scenario is never happening, So I don't have to worry about that. This podcast this way, I don't have my wife's name tattooed on my arm. There's a reason for that, right.
You're also letting you buddy sleep at or so I assume there's a reason.
Who knows I don't know what tomorrow is going to hold with her, but I know what tomorrow is going to hold with my boys.
I got a follow up question, right married, right to die? You marry a woman, maybe not maybe necessarily you, but when you marry a woman, this is someone you're intimate with you you uh you At the time of the marriage, you feel like it's forever. You have children with this woman, right, But you feel that some random dude you don't sleep with and don't have a legal binding agreement with it's more likely to stay with you than the woman you've given your soul to. Actually I agree with that. Yeah,
I believe that you'll never get married. You shut up. Yeah, and you're not.
You're not winning the argument. Yes, absolutely these guys.
So does your wife know that your bond with JL is deeper than the bond with like you trust your friendship better than you trust your marriage. And she's fine with that.
Well, she knows by the tattoos on my arm.
Yeah, he's in a great relationship. His wife is awesome. I'm sure. But if if she says to you, d I would like you to get your initials my initials on your on your arm to show that we're a thing forever, like better or worse, death to us part you say, no, that's what you're gonna say, or.
No, so I get a little something. I get a little something, so it kind of reflects her. It's something that adjusted could stand could the initials, but that could stand for anything. I could add words to it. There's so much you could do.
Yeah, you could add I hate right above it, right.
Exactly, have so many options.
Yeah, well, listen, I commend you, all right, Brody may not, but I commend you for doing what you did. And it's it's it's a it's a it's a bold move. I don't know if I would do it. I know, I've had conversations with people, uh ever since I've learned about this, and I'm like, good enough if we would do the same thing. But then again, I'm not you, you know that. I mean to each his own. What's that The two other guys, that's three of you guys went in on this. There's one other guy. The other
guy I think is Balin. No, No, he's just been looking for a rights. But now would it be weird if you decided to, you know, put it, you know, on his ball on his ass on his Asswer's ball.
You know what, I'd appreciate that. That would mean that's more. It's more special to me than even where I have it on the.
Back of my arm. Yeah, that's how long have you had these initials? Wait?
What's that?
And here he said, how long have you had the initials? Mine?
I just got mine about uh six weeks ago?
Right, okay, so it's not like it's a year since the guy's backing out. Right.
The first guy had is in July. I waited a few months because I wanted to figure out what I wanted. The next guy is gonna get his probably suit enough.
That would have been crazy had the first guy did it and then the both of you bailed, like fuck this, and then this guy stuck with tattoo.
We did tease him for a little while because he's like, guys, we had an agreement when you gotta get it done, we would intentionally stall, like I intentionally stall, just so he could splat it out a little while. But okay, I couldn't let him down.
All right, Well, listen, listen, you put it. You put it in a place you can't see.
Uh, mine, back of my arm, you can see a T shirt easily. You know, it's like one of the back.
I can't see them back unless you twist upside down. You can see a baby.
No, no, no, it runs down my triceps. So any T shirt and he also and a T stress all right there.
Yeah, I'd like to say, real friendship would be on your neck. I'm just saying, if you really like these guys right on your neck, you can pull a post below to put it on your forehead. You know what I would like to I'd like to see tear drops of their initials coming out of both eyes. Yeah, that's friendship.
You're right, that's that's real, true friendship. Maybe I have to step it up and.
Nuts friendship would be putting it on your taint. Now what if? What if? What if the third guy gets the tattoos? Then the second guy says, you know, I feel like initials are fine, but I feel like we should have each other's faces on our abdomens. And he goes and gets your face in the third guy's face on his belly. Are you doing it? Yeah?
No, I'm not doing that.
Okay a line at yeah there is, I'm not that nice, all right? Yeah, well, all right.
Well I think you guys should I think you guys should consider it since I know you have a club going on.
Well, if the Brooklyn boys, I mean we did, we definitely have a bond. We have a real bond.
You have to have a little something represent that on your body. I mean that's think your body for life.
I'm good. We have Slice for life. Our fans are the slices, the slices for the Slice for Life. I don't know. I don't even know if any of our fans, our slices, would put tattoos of us on their don't. I don't love scary as much as you love your wife, and you don't love your wife enough for our initials. So unless you put your wife's initials on you, I sure as hell I'm not putting scariest initials on me. No, we'll see.
You might change your mind in a couple of years. I'm going to give you a couple of years. You guys, you know what happens is you actually bond closer together as time goes on, you realize the important things of life. You know, these guys are never going anywhere.
The wife. Well, these two guys, these boys, you have these two guys your your blood brothers, your ink brothers. If they were going out with their boys, they would invite you right if they were if right, but if they like one of the guys was like, Hey, I'm going out with five and my other friends. You guys would be invited, of course right here.
He would throw it out there anyway, even knowing that we might not. Let's say with one, Let's say hypothetically, one was, uh, you know, I had a group of guys living in Staten Island that I don't hang out with all the time.
It sounds very real.
Hypothetically that very quickly, me and so and so and so and so we were thinking to go into you know whatever, I don't want to name the place, so you know, you want to come. Knowing that I'm probably not going to take the ride up the Staten Island go hang out with these guys because they're not my number one guys, I'd have to really throw it out there anyway to me. Probably expected me not to come. But yees, he'll ask it anyway, right.
That's what boys do. See, Scary wouldn't do that. Scary would go out with boys and be like, oh, yeah, you're not really friends with them, so you're out. See, I'm not getting.
Initiation absolutely from my invite to like multiple events, uh, from Scary and some others that I would thought. Maybe I get invited to all.
Right with my club. Maybe you and I should hang out. We'll get each other's initials. Fuck Scary, he's out.
If I keep joining my club, we have a lot of fun.
Yeah, if I get if I get Brody's initials, they would be inside my butthole. That's where Brodie's initials are going. I gotta go. All right, listen, Thank you so much for your time. Yeah, we appreciate it. Thanks for being very candid for on the podcast. Love you. We'll talk to you soon. Okay, I'm calling you next time and we're making plans then you coming out. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah next time. Yeah, shure you.
Well, all right, all right, waita guys.
Wow, yeah that was some call before. How about that? Yeah that was that's my boy, one of my boys. But yeah, but not your boy enough to do uh initials?
No?
No, all right, Hey, I want to I want to say hello to uh Jill on the score to eight eight three, who DM me and said, oh mg, I'm listening to the podcast. Meeting last week, and the whole epic debacle from the hospital happened to me too. At blah blah blah blah blah blah hospital. It was a nightmare.
I was in pre registration for over an hour and twenty minutes alone standing in front of the receptionist waiting for her to decide to help me, then another forty five minutes to an hour for them registering me because they're still learning the new system. I'm so glad I was not alone in this madness. Well, guess what Jill was at the same hospital I was at? Was she really yup? Kelsey skitch skitch in Texas X. Hey David Brody,
hope you've been well. I just heard your hospital rant and had to let you know that it must be something in the air when you have epic as your system at a hospital. Because my mom had a crazy issue with them at a hospital I work at, I'm in the business. Oops. Long story short, spend over two hours trying to find the place she needed to make a payment for a procedure because people kept telling her to go to different places, only to her to end up back in the same place she started from. Anyway,
I hope your next deployment doesn't go that crazy. So she had the same system in her hospital. Fuck everybody over, so it wasn't just me. So there you go. That's All's wanted to share that A couple of people that reached out to me to tell me I'm not completely crazy. Bro, you'd be very proud of me. Probably not, No, I think you'd be proud of me on this one because I took the old scary would have just said that
fuck it, I'm done. But you know my ongoing issues with these ride share apps that double as delivery services for food. Yeah, uh huh they I got. I got fucked pretty hard. Yesterday I ordered a sensible salad for dinner and I Scary Scary Style. We're like seventeen things in it, an extra extra heavy on the dressing. Mix it in, Chop it up anyway. I ordered it at six point thirty and it said it would be there
at about seven o'clock, like about a half hour. Okay, great, So I see that at seven point fifteen, so and so picks it up from the store on and it says so and so is on a bicycle. I'm like, oh, okay, So I watch him, and I'm tracking him, yeah, in real time, and I'm like, wait a second, I don't live anywhere near here. Well, this guy's going the opposite direction.
Then I'm thinking, ah, shit, my boy. He uh, he's going he's going from one place to the next, because he probably has multiple deliveries on the on the route and I'm probably out of the way. You know, I'll probably be last or whatever. Fine, Okay, this guy drives all around fucking Jersey City with my with my order. Thank god, it was a salad right at room temperature or I want it cold. Otherwise if it was food, it would have been it would have been done or done.
So was it a taco salad? It was a regular salad. He's driving all over Jersey City but not even approaching my house. I'm going on two hours, Brody, two hours. It's in thirty and the guy's going all over the place and he's he doesn't it seemed to be you know, he gets closer at some points and he's making turns. But I know he's got my food because I called the restaurant. They said, yeah, so and so picked up the food about seven fifteen. Yeah you're good. Yeah, yeah,
he's got it. He's got your order. He's probably has a lot of orders. Yeah, that's great. Eight thirty five. Your your order has been canceled. Oh my what it canceled by the driver, the rider of the bike. Oh are you fucking kidding me? Okay, okay, obviously I call up customer service. I'm huffing and puffing and yeah, of course they're like, oh yeah, well we gave you a refund. And I'm like, yeah, that's great. I'm like, of course, you gave me a refund. I didn't get my food.
That sounds hold on and they're like, you know, we're gonna give you give you a ten dollars credit in your bank, in your cash credit. I'm like ten dollars, I said, listen. He goes, that's all I can do for you. I said, oh yeah, I want to speak to a superior. Oh yeah, yeah, I want to speak to Superior. Okay, they're not available right now, but I could give you. I could translate a message for you.
I'm like, yeah, you translate this. You translate this message, like what, you transcribe it, whatever you want to do. You write this down and you tell them to call me back. As Atlantic call me. I've been a loyal customer since you guys were beta testing your ride share service in two thousand and seven. I've spent thousands and thousands of dollars. I am a premium customer. I pay for the monthly I pay for the monthly premium, so I have to pay for delivery fees. One might say
you're an uber customer. I am an uber customer of this app, whatever app it is. Yeah, And I'm sitting there and I'm like, and I'm pouring, and I said, look, I said, you mean to tell me that I had to work through the night, pausing for my dinner which never showed up, and now I'm starving. I got no food in my fridge. And now that now it's two hours later, you tell me you cancel it, and I gotta start all over again. You think that that's only worth ten dollars to me? Oh, I should send out
another another meal for you for free. I'm like, something, get it right away, I said. I said no, I said, that's not how it's going to be. I said ten dollars. I said, I want another fifty. I want fifteen dollars in food credit because sixty okay, so sixty yeah, ten dollars another fifty, I said, I want another fifty bucks. I'm like, I've been sitting here one night, wait for my food two and a half hours. I'm like, where's
where's the courtesy? I'm like, I mean, this is a slap in the face to a loyal customer like me, like you yep, And then he is okay, I will pass that all along to the people. And that was it, and I never heard from them again until about twenty minutes twenty minutes ago when they emailed me back case number so and so, listen, we understand. We love value your your loyalty or your you know, we see what you know, who you are. You know they must have looked me up, and we are going to grant you
the fifteen dollars extra in credit. So here's sixty dollars on us because you're nice, your dinner never showed up a story. I feel like twenty of that should be mine. No, it's just I've learned. I've learned the art of even is not even free dessert. That's because I feel most people, most people would just settle for the the okay, so they can the dollar here's ten dollars. But let's face it, people,
fuck them. If they made you wait two hours and then canceled on you, and now you've got to start all over, and some of those places aren't even available at that hour because the places have closed. I mean, I mean, I don't think I asked for too much. No, you were one percent. I'm very proud. Would you have done the same thing, Oh, you've got one hundred? Really, because I would have got another fifty for the aggravation of having to waste my time on the phone. Oh
that's so, there's that excuse. Yeah, that's that's just the truth. You got fifty for them fucking up your food. But what about the time he had a yell and scream about it? How about that? Well, he should have given you a fifty with no argument. The guy couldn't The guy couldn't help me, and he was he was limited in his position, but he did. He did the and I and I understood that, so I kind of backed off the yelling. But I had him transcribe a nice
little message to his superiors and he did transcribe it. Yeah, and they did. They did the right thing by me. So I have nothing but great things to say about them because they made it right. All right. Well, you know we have a friend at that company, vice president of that company. Oh really, do you remember the sales guy. I won't say his name, but the head sales guy once said the reason the things that drive you crazy about him are the things that make him great. And
he has a couple of uncles in the industry. Nice. Oh yes, yes, he is a VP at that company, and I spoke to him recently. I'm sure he would love to hear that story, all right, A story of hope, A story of hope and free dessert. Yeah. Uh, I have a story of hope, okay, And I want your opinion and and slices. You can weigh in if you're a fantasy football player. So I'm in a league with people at the radio station, I'm sorry, with people from the radio company, from my Heart Media. There's a bunch
of us in a league. And I've been in the league for fourteen years and I'm still in it. And the commissioner of the league decided that his team was out of it. His team is like two and seven, two and eight, whatever's record is. So he sent out an email late Monday night after he lost completely another game and Monday night football was over, and he said, having a fire sale, no trades will be turned down, one for one trades accepted. So I offered him on
a scale of one to ten. I offered him a running back that was a six and a half seven for a ten, and he approved it. Then I offered him a deal for a wide receiver who's a seven, for a wide receiver who's a nine and a half, and he accepted it. And then our friend who's who's a friend Dan, he sent them two players who was sixes and got back a ten and a nine. In
other words, how did he manage this? Because because the commissioner the league decided it was a fire sale and he was going to trade anybody one on one for anybody you sent. So then someone else dove in and they were like, oh, I'll give you this shitty tight end for your best tight end. And someone was like, I'll give you this average running back for the best
running back. Okay, So I made two trades, and the guy in first place, uh Dan, made a trade two trades, and then someone in second place made two trades, and a bunch of people didn't respond, or didn't they They weren't active, they didn't take advantage of this clearinghouse fire sale. Now, in most fantasy football leagues there's a rule right no fire sales. But the commissioner decided to do a fire sale. You can't argue with the commissioner if he's throwing away
his players. First come, first served, baby, So I sent trades right away. Okay. Then a certain DJ at another radio station whose team is also in last place in the other division decides, fuck it, he's having a fire sale also, So I trade him my third string quarterback for Patrick Mahomes. Oh, he says, yes, So I get Patrick Mahomes. Now, look, you just give up this guy. Yeah, he gave up. He gave up. He's got Mahomes. Mahomes is like the eighth quarterback in the league. He's not
having a Mahomes season. He's still very good. Now, Dan, the guy who made two trades ripping off the first guy, texted me last night and goes, dude, you can't get Patrick Mahomes. That's not right. So I go, you made two trades yesterday with the first guy and ripped him off blindly. I made a fair deal with I gave a seven for nine for Patrick Mahomes. It was a yes, I shouldn't have gotten back, but it was. He's calling me out. What you kid, I didn't rip him off
as bad as you ripped them off. Yeah, there's no levels of rip off. The guy's got a fire sale. Anything goes right, right, he said, anyone for one deal as long as it's the same position. So I offer them a wide receiver for a wide receiver, a running back for a running back. Hey, so that's fair to detect me. I can't get a better deal than he got because he wasn't fast enough. That's not fair, dude, it's fair. So fantasy footballers, you know what I'm saying.
I did the right thing, right, scary, absolutely did the right thing. I'm on your side of this, brody. Thank you after you, Dan past I haven't been into fantasy football in a couple of seasons now. My head's not in the game the way it was when you draft all your Giants players. It's a good thing. That's not true. That's not true. I'm not that guy. Oh you're partially that guy, Bliss. I'm just out of football now. I'm just it's disgusting because your team, well it's the Giants.
The team is broken, and now that you just go for the basement. I don't even know why they're trying to win. No, they're playing. They're playing a guy who looks like he's never played football before quarterback. They just letting him go, Yeah, letting him let it. Then that backup guy I think is a is a is a truck driver. Like it's terrible, but it's on purpose. Don't tweet the back of it. But but the this is this is tom what's his name? Tommy? Uh, Tommy de
vida de vido. He's he's way in a bunch of song. He's not a quarterback. He Tommy used to work on the docks. The union has been on strike. He's down on his down on his luck. He's playing for quarterback for the Giants. He actually clicked down on his He went to a school called Don Brosco, which is about twenty minutes from the stadium. I think it's Bosco about Don Bosco, about Donny bro Donny Brosco, right, Don Bosco the high school? Yeah, oh my god, Brodie. So, uh,
they're playing for draft picks. They should trade Tommy DeVito to the Chiefs for Patrick mcomes homes like I did. Yeah, I said homes. This programming note, we will not have a Brooklyn Boys episode next week because, uh well, for the most part, it's Thanksgiving week and I will be away. I'm leaving fred to a new place you've never been to before, right, Yes, it's on my Yeah, it's it's this is on my list. I'm going to Costa Rica,
but it's a different part of Costa Rica. This is now called Okay, but you've been to Costa Rica, No, no, No, Costa Rica has many different areas with many different things to Dista Rica before the other side of this island. Yes, I have think yeah, that's what I'm saying. A place called Guana Coste and Tamarindo, and uh, I guess we you know, a bunch of us are going. We're going Friday back Wednesday and and after that is the rest of the week is uh Thanksgiving. So we've got a
lot happen there now. But so in the are you going away the next week at all? Or what do you think? Was going to go to Costa Rico. But that's why I don't have you your initials on my arm. You're more than well, I'm not. I'm not going away. My girls are all coming home from school. Saw have their family together. So I think it's like a five six bedroom place. And the sixth bedroom is not as big as the others. The sixth bedroom is a closet with a twin bed in it. Now, I mean you
didn't you didn't get that one right now, you're famous? Right, No, Well we did it in order of who paid up and when. Well, Boogie Basket pays first. He's not taking that small that's right. Well, the guy who signed on last, Indian Matt, No, he's not comed The guy who signed down last got this deal, right, he got he got the he got that that stuck with the twin bed. Now, now I said, out of the kindness of my heart, I said, look to my other five friends, it's not fair.
This dude is is the sixth guy in of course buthould it shouldn't be. We shouldn't be spitting this, splitting this equally. He should pay a little less than us. He should have he should have spoken up. But well he well he's no, so so he's actually paying the same amount we all are. So what I'm trying to do is get the guy a deal behind his back, not knowing because I don't want to upset the apple car.
You know what I'm saying in front of everybody, but they're all actually has a smaller apple cleft than all everybody else's. But they're all like, nah, screw it, no way. He was the last one to pay, so he gets to You know, it's like when you the last one in the car or has to ride the bitch sheet, has to ride the hump. The hump is the bitch sheet is the middle the middle seat in the back. Yeah, but you're not paying one hundred dollars to ride in the back. And if I was sharing an uber and
had the bitch seat, I'd be paying less. You know, you guys know what the bitch you know who's riding bitch. He's just explained it. People know that's the middle the middle of the back. Said you said it, then you said it. I'll set it again. So this is the equit. I'll say it again. This is this. This is this the the guys going on a trip version of that where oh your last to pay waited long? All right, congratulations, you get the you get to sleep in the closet
in the twin. First of all, you should have decided this beforehand. You should have said, whoever gets the closet, so to speak, pays less, then maybe someone would have volunteered for it. No, then you wouldn't have to fuck somebody. But I'm advocating for this guy to pay less, and these guys are not having it. They're saying, no, you know what, he gets to pay what we all pay. And I'm gonna you guys are not tattoo friends, I'll
tell you that much. Now. Tattoo friends would have made sure this guy was covered, right, you know what, at least pay for his goat carts or his zip lining or something. You gotta you gotta hook him up somehow. If everybody chips in an extra fifty bucks like that, come on, you guys going to costa rica fifty bucks is like whatever, it's an extra fifty Yeah, everybody kicking an extra fifty at least to give the guy another three hundred bucks something, some money off whatever. Yeah, he
really he got section on the way. Dave has no money whatever, He's not even come with us, Dave black earl, who's going girl? What's his name? Less, black less. Sorry calling him that because you call him black less. No, I don't, I call him less. Oh is there a white less? No? Oh, we agree, if there was a white less, you'd call white less white less because you yes, less is first. I apologize less is more. No, but less I should be paying less. No, black less is
first in my group as less. Why are you calling him black less? He's less? Just identifying him for this moment while you saying because he's black, he's less. I said that's not right. No, listen to what I'm saying. I said, he's even. No, you're putting words in my mouth. You said it. I'm only trying to say that the first person with that name, that's the name by itself, if I mean a second person with that if I if I mean the second person with that name, then
they get an adjective attached to it. Because I know Matt, and now this other guy is Indian Matt, so he's the second Matt. We've had this conversation before. Less, even though he's black, is just less. He's less. And then if I need another less, rais. But if I need another less and he's white, that's gonna be white less it's gonna be less and white less. Let me ask you a question. Is the in your group is the black guy less? Yes, that's racist. No, his name is less.
His name is less. Oh, you kept I'm sorry you said it the wrong way. I'm sorry you. That didn't sound right the way you said it. Is he getting the small room people, No, he's not coming, he's he didn't sign up for this trip quite a minute. So the Indian guy and the black guy weren't invited. But they were invited. That room was invited. Nobody I wasn't invited. It was a bad time of year. You're not coming. There's no way I would have if I didn't get
the small room. Allough, If it's a big enough discount, I'll take it. Get out of here. Why wouldn't I come this time of year? I got I'm not working, I'm available. You're gonna you're gonna pay No six guys, the guy that argues over dollars six is going to shell out money to join us on a trip. Yes, i'll go. I'll go on a three thousand dollars trip. If I'm getting three thousand dollars. I think I told you, Yeah, I told you once before, why I don't bring you
into my fold, and that is because reasons. That's because I know my friends when it comes to tipping. First of all, when they come to tipping, they round up, way up. They split everything you like one hundred, whether how much you eat, no matter how much you eat or drink, or how little you gonna drink. Out of these people, of course you don't. The feeling is and
by the way, the feeling is mutual. Good. I think you should go away with five or six friends who believe in splitting it the right way, and this way I wouldn't be singled out. Go with six guys who don't drink and smoke cigars and have and have one hundred dollars glasses of scotch. Go with a bunch of people like me, you know, uh me, Scottie b greg t. You know, people who like moderates, that's all, people who
like spend moderately. You could do that, but you don't want to do that because you want to drink all and you know, and eat like a pig and make everybody else pay for it. I don't want to eat like a pig. I don't necessarily want to eat like a pig. Okay, but you want to appetizes for the whole table.
No.
I like to taste. I like to taste different things. Then I gotta pay for Brussels sprouts. I don't want to pay for Brussels sprouts. But you should talk about eating Brussels sprouts. They're healthy for you. This is why you don't fvite me. I don't eant brussel sprouts. I get it. See, at some point, you're gonna turn a corner and be like, you know what, I missed out on all those green vegetables all those years. I'm gonna try this and this and that, and then you may
like a couple of them. I'm just saying I had pepper steak to other day with the essence of green pepper on the steak. Essence. I didn't eat the green pepper, but I had the essence. The flavoring on the steak was green pepper esque. I had that, So that counts. If you are don't mind the taste, then why don't you just eat the pepper? Is that? Is that your line for the ladies. You're not gonna answer me. You're gonna get me straight an answer. No, because I don't
like the the over I like essence. I don't like the whole taste. I like a little bit on the steak. It seasons the meat with you know, with the sauce that's on it. I don't like I like a red pepper. I'll eat a yellow and an orange pepper. I don't like the green pepper. We've had this conversation. It's crazy
because they're all they all taste differently. Yes, okay, yes, all right, fine, you uh you want to hear about the experience I had it to college football game this weekend, boss me posting a picture on Instagram, Right yeah, right, yeah, right after this, all right.
And Brody.
So went to my daughter's school, you know, she's a cheerleader, and it was the last game of the season, and it was a it was a big game, big game, so big game so that it was a larger crowd than normal. They had to put extra bleachers in and there were extra porta potties everywhere. And it's not a big football school, so they really only have like one section of bleachers for the home team. It's about five rows up and it's the whole length of the field, so it's not like you're going to like a Big
ten school. It's not a college football school. They have a good team, good cheerleading team, of course. And where the bleachers are. You enter from the side and there's a walkway and a railing in front of the bleachers, So like if you're coming in and go to your seat, you walk in front of all the bleachers. So as you walk by people, you're blocking the first row, second row,
third row, but you walk, you keep going. Well, there were so many people at this game who were sold out that some people were standing at the railing watching the game. Now I sit my wife and I sit at like the ten or fifteen yard line, because that's where the cheerleaders cheer. We're not really there for the
football game. We watched the game, but once the cheerleaders start doing their routines, obviously I'm gonna watch my daughter and her friends cheer, if that makes sense, right, Yes, Okay, So we're in the third quarter of the game, and now more people are coming in and they're standing against the railing, against the fence that separates the bleachers from falling down thirty feet to where the field is because the bleachers are raised up and so these people are
on the railing, leaning down, looking over at the cheerleaders, watching the game. So at this point, they're only about four people standing in our area, on the ten yard line fifteen yard line area. And so there's a big guy in the row in front of me, real big dude, and an old man next to me, and a woman in front of me, and I'm pretty sure they're all related to the cheer team because they're sitting there and
they're watching the cheer team. So this big dude stands at the railing and I mean big, he's heavy, he's fat, fat guy, and nobody's asking to move, but but he's like mumbling to themselves. They can't see the cheer team because he's standing right and away. So I excuse me, excuse me, hey down in front, and nobody else is yelling but me, and I'm looking around and note and they're all looking at me like, yeah, man, go tell
that guy to move, But nobody else is yelling. So I go, hey, guy, who's in the way of everybody. Now he realizes it's him, he turns around and go, yeah, you you can't stand there, Do you mind moving a little bit? I'm watching the cheer team. Now I sound like a creepy. Now you're a fucking pervert. Now everyone's like, I'm like the fus this man looking at this. I'm like, and before you get any ideas, my daughter's on the team, could you please move? So finally he moves. All right,
he moved. Now ten minutes later, a large group of girls stands in front. I guess some of them. I guess the students right from the college. They're all standing blocking the cheer team. But they're all watching the game. And now there's people all like every few feet this people on the railing blocking everybody in the bleachers. So again I say, excuse me, you need to move over, please, And I say to the big guy in front of me,
can you help me here? Why am I the only guy yelling you want to look at watch that your team too. He's like, you're right, man, you're right. Yeah. But he figures he sees you you're the loud mouth. You're doing all the heavy lifting, so who can He gets up now, this big dude, he's like, hey, you need to move, and they all move. They move ten feet to the left. Now the people ten feet to the left of being blocked. So a couple of people, a couple of the women in that section, excuse me,
we can't see the field. You need to move. And this nasty looking shorthaired girl with a stupid hat on turns around and she goes. She says, oh, yeah, when you tell every other person here to move off the railing, I'll move off the railing until you're willing to tell every single person I'm not moving. So I stand up and I say, that's not how the world works, sweetheart. We worry about you first. You're blocking them, You move, Those people aren't blocking them. The people are blocking can
complain you need to move. And your hat's ugly, by the way. So everybody starts laughing. And now everybody's getting up and yelling at this girl and she's like, fuck you all, I'm not moving, and she goes back to standing at the railly. At this point, I give up because she's not blocking my cheerleaders. So I don't care anymore. Would you imagine that attitude? If you want me to move, you have to tell every single person here to move. No,
you're the one in the way. Shit attitude, Oh major attitude. Yeah, you an't mean to man can't anything. Yeah, how do you not even like notice you're blocking people? They're all sitting on bleachers and you're standing up taller than the first four rows and you just stand there. It's inconsiderate. But that's not my best story. I have two porter potty stories. Two. God, I would hope to answer there would be you'd had zero because I avoid them at
all costs. You've gone into porta pot porta potties before? Yeah, like, like, I have never been into a handicapped stall porter partty before, So it's huge. It's it's like a one bedroom apartment in Manhattan, but it was the only one available where we were. We had like a we were tailgating in the parking lot. So I go in and I'm gonna post this picture, but I promise I'll blur it out. So when you go to at David Brody on Instagram,
you'll see it scary. What kind of things have you seen when you look into porta potty because guys are peeing, you have to look down make sure you're peeing in the porter potty? What have you seen besides pee and poop? Anything? Odd? Never? Nothing? Ever? No, Sometimes you see it like a Red Solo Cup. Yeah, yeah, maybe I guess I don't go it. I have to be honest, I can't remember last time I went into one.
You're telling me you've been too sporting events and and and his porta potties or concerts and you just don't go. I might have been. I might have been into one porter party or two porta parties in my life and they weren't in it in the recent past. Trying to remember them. Okay, so this is a talkback moment. And by the way, we come back from Thanksgiving, uh right, we're gonna officially launch the Slice Time podcast. Yeah, it's gonna be Oh well, you just gave away the name.
Oh yeah, time we've called it. We've named it slice Time. That was very unful. By the way, time, it's your time. So it's Slice Time, Slice Time, and they'll be it will eventually be a Jingles being produced. It'll be a companion podcast to this podcast. We'll find it on this channel yep, and where all we'll do is go over
your talkbacks. But that won't be starting. We are going to do talkbacks next here on this podcast, right, but then when we come back after Thanksgiving, it will be a separate thing, and we'll be able to put more more talkbacks together, correct, because they're enjoying it so much, so it'll be it'll be a companion podcast. Dead it hated just to you the slice because it's Slice time, right, And I have a few people working on the logos and hopefully it along, you know different, It can evolve
into other things. Maybe we could play longer pieces of audio if you send them in other ways we see, well, it has a lot of potential anyway, So I needs your thoughts on this on first of all, what have you seen in a porter partty that shouldn't be there? And second of all, explain this one to me in the port party right, floating at the top or at least on the top of the water, but submerged like you know, you could see it was a pair of jeans that someone had then pooped on top of it. Man,
Come on, no, no, My point is hold on. The point is about the jeans. What happened that somebody took their jeans off in the porta partty and threw them into the porta potty? And then how did they get out of the porta partty without pants? Did somebody bring them other pants? What happened that there's jeans in the porter partty? So number one, what have you seen or thrown in the porta party? There shouldn't have been there,
not as a goof, but out of necessity? And two have you had to take your pants off and throw them away right away? Scary? What? What? How did they get away from that? How do you walk out of the porta partty with no pants? Ah?
Man?
And where was this?
That?
A concert? Or what was this it was?
Now?
Have you moved on to a different college football game at a college the porter partty? A pair of jeans at the in the in the water? Yeah, there's no. I don't know how that got there unless somebody changed their clothes. That a change of clothes, and then they took the jeans off and threw them down into the porta partty. I mean not, They would have to have had a change of clothes. They wouldn't walk out of a porta potty pantsless. People would have noticed that, That's
what I'm saying. So where did the extra pants come from? Did somebody run back to the dorm and get them a pair of pants? Maybe they carried it with them you're allowed to bring handbags and backpacks into the game, right, I guess, But who goes with extra pants anticipating? No, no, no, I have no idea. Listen, we've seen weird things before in porter potties. Yeah, but a pair of par jeans? Pair of jeans. See now, if I saw that I walked in, I saw that I would walk right back out.
I love the fact. I love the fact that somebody just took a dump on top top of them. Somebody actually saw them, they noticed that they were there and said, I don't care, I'm fucking unleashing this crap anyway, And they just they just took a dump on top of these jeans. That's fucking gross. Look what if it was the same person here I just sent you to pick you Look at your phone. Oh wait, you took a picture of this.
Well?
How else? When I posted on Instagram, genius, I don't want to see this, and yet you're opening it. It's like a train wreck. You email it or you text it. I texted it. Why am I gonna email to you when we're doing a live podcast. Has it come through? I don't know? You should have it any second? What do you mean has it come through. Hasn't come through. Hold on check now, okay, it still hasn't come through. Great android, you have there, Brody. No, I just had.
I hadn't sent it before. I didn't. I didn't hear it. Okay, take a look. Oh god, And then there's a giant, steaming pile of crap.
Dude.
I didn't need to see this, dude, I just had it was you clicked on it. I just had industry pizza. Why are you name dropping a pizza place? What industry is the number one pizza in New York? They just can't industry industry from Williamsburg. They did just at the number one pizza places, two thousand pizza places in New York. On the part of it all apostrophe industry because you don't get out often. I know what the best pizza is. Okay,
it's in Williamsburg. But the brand new one just opened up in on Christopher Street in the village, and the line was out the door around the block. And my buddy's like, dude, I'm tenth in line. I'm it's eleven thirty. They opened up at noon. So on my way back home, my way home today, I stopped and I met him for pizza. He was just paying at the perfect time, like, yes, I got out. The whole line went right to the front,
and we enjoyed some uh, you know, some pizza. We had the people too, all right, And how was it? It was? It was fucking great. What's the best pizza in New York? Think I've had the one in Williamsburg before the original. I think it's I think it's better. Is it the best pizza in New York? Is it better than gas station Pizza's down close? It's it's damn. I'll say it's top five in New York. And we had the We had the the the fig and bacon regatta with Mike's hot honey on it. That's a yeah,
fige fig and I would do that. That's called like the fig and the pig, fig and bacon. And then and then you got it sounds like you and Robin out on the date. You're an asshole. Sorry. And then then there's the market. The margarita is what they're known for. So one thing that they uh, they just started offering was a vodka slice, but for some reason, they weren't offering it today. So I was kind of bummed about that because I wanted to taste their take on vodka,
the vodka slice. Anyway, their pizza is amazing. Look at how it was the pricing on it, like five six bucks for a slice. L apostrophe industry with an I E I N D R and I'm sorry, I N D U S t R I E. And then look at the one in Williamsburg. Look at pictures, guys, your slices. You'll Sali, I saw it on your Instagram. Is a pizza. It looks good. Talk about Brooklyn and dust drill industry. Hey, uh uh, we're about to do talk backs coming up? Yeah, yeah,
well we have an interview. Oh, we've got a bonus time. We have bonus time today. I just want to come up. Oh yeah, we have an interview coming up.
Uh.
We're gonna be interviewing a good friend of mine who's a comedian and a song parody writer. I got it, yep, Eric Schwartz, Yes, uh Eric, uh with a c uh. He and I met and I'll tell the story later, but we met because we had to fight over a parody, over a Honnica parody, and we've been friends ever since. And he's got a he's got a comedy special coming out. We're going to talk to him in a little while. But no, but hold on, we're not going to make that as part of this podcast. It's going to be
issued on Monday morning as its own companion podcast. Oh that's right, right, right, I forgot, Yeah, yeah, but we're gonna be anyway. We're gonna talk later today. Yes, we're recording in like an hour and a half. We're gonna talking to him. Uh. And I, from what I understand, he recorded a special uh song for us. I gave him some notes and some ideas, and he does he does improve hip hop and stuff. So that's gonna be a special interview episode next week and you'll hear how
we met and he's very very fun. Listen and listen to that, and just know that that is even though there's no Brooklyn Boys next week, that will be a nice little companion standalone bonus for you to chew on, yes, while you're ravenous during the Thanksgiving week for more particular, enjoy it. And I think he's filming it, which that he's going to release the video for on his social media at some point. So yeah, don't miss that episode that we released during Thanksgiving week of us in doing
Eric Schwartz. Look him up on YouTube. He's fucking hilarious.
The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
We will be right back.
Oh now, now here to come talkbacks. Yes, hold on. I wanted to just tell you I got my box a love Corn. I told you that. Then I got the box in the mail. Oh yeah, Oh, don't give me the finger. Yeah, no, that's great. I didn't get mine. I got the cheesy, I got the spicy, Yeah, I got them all. I got the salt vinegar. No, shout out to Lovecorn. Thank you for my box of love corn. Yeah that's also because Scary mentioned it on the air. That was very nice of you, Scary, Missy, Thanks Missy.
Shout out Missy from Love Corn. I appreciate my gift, and I think she may may be trying to get in touch with me to send me some as well. Well. I did tell her when I thanked her for the box arriving this week, I said, you really should send Scary a box. He's not mentioned it. I'm not not jealous. I'm not jealous. It's okay. I believe me. You think I need more food in this body? I mean, look at this No you don't. Is it Slice Time scary? Unofficially,
this is a Slice Time. It's Slice Time, slices it. This is your time to fire back, talk about what we've been commenting on. Comment on what we've been talking about. All right, so right, and when you comment on this episode, that will be the official first Slice Time episode, which will air after Thanksgiving. Correct, all right, So here we go. This is commenting on episode number two seventy six, scary you look so young.
Height, runny and scary bread umpson hair from Iowa. This was in the episode two seventy six.
Talking about your beards.
I recently had a conversation with a fellow teacher about our beards. I commented it in the hallway on how awesome it looks and our colors and how long we've been growing it, and a fun conversation. Every now again complimental Beard.
A beard bonding, Beard bonding. Hey. Fred, the mailman from the Big Fan of the Elvis, during morning show on this podcast, posted a picture of him talking a worse cist Anthony at comparing Beard. I saw that thing appear cognito Fred in cog Fred. That's right, Beard buddies.
This is Alan from Alabama. All right, all right, boujie boys, Kiri, I have a situation today. I prepaid forty dollars for gas and the total came out to you thirty nine seventy. How much would it take for you to go back to get your money? Also, Brody, would you go back if the total came out to thirty nine ninety nine? Also? Yes, I did get my thirty cents back? Yeah, teg Brodie, Scary Okay.
Yeah, obviously because uh, I don't vote for that at all. I'm the opposite of that. Scary would throw the thirty cents right to garbage. You didn't care. Oh, I would not ask for a penny, but I would probably mention the thirty cents. No, I would on principle if it's forty bucks. If I give him forty done, see you later about keep it the hell?
Hey?
There are you?
Then it? Bridgs?
You you know, brought it about that guy and that Bacon parking lot you're talking about.
He could have been doing any number of things. He could have been reading the Bible. Maybe he was meditating me. You don't know. You're always assuming the worst.
That'd be like me assuming that when Scary gets together with his little buddies and they're underm further you fulness convention and sleepover.
They immediately going into a circle jerk. Oh, it's true, that's what they do. And by the way, I had a great time upstate. Shout out to uh Drowned what is this Drowned Lands Brewery in the middle of nowhere, Warwick, Warwick Valley, New York.
We had a great time that Saturday afternoon. But all right, there was nothing to do after that, so we went back to my buddy's place, ate barbecue and smoked spot and then I and I thought, I was that's a whole other story for another podcast. Which podcast, well, well for another episode, because we have we're running out of time. Tell you to tell you what happened to be Saturday night. I should not be eating edibles and mixing things because
some weird shit happens to me. But they had to put me aside.
You see, it would be wrong for me to assume that because I don't have the evidence right in front of me, So I don't go with them in.
Just mind your own business.
Anyways, I'm pretty sure Scary doesn't get together with his friends and spend the whole that trickle drinking. You know, they probably go individually, one at a time in their own private place, in the bathroom or whatever, in the shower, get a little lotion on there, and that's probably what keeps them young.
It all keeps the blood flowing there, right, he knows from experience.
This guy, Hey, Brody and scary, Scary and Brody.
This is Kristen from Huntsville, Alabama, one of your slices for Life.
Hoping you can give.
A big shout out to Veterans Yoga Project dot org or a national nonprofit. We provide free yoga classes across the country and online for veterans. They're family members and caregivers, and we're doing our annual fundraising campaign Veterans Gratitude Week. So i'd love your help to get the word out about Veterans Yoga Project.
And our fundraising efforts.
You just did, congratulations. You know what I promised her that I would do that last week and I forgot. Oh, Brony, you're bad, bad, bad boy. No, no, no, it's my fault. So again I'm just gonna mention what she mentioned. The Veterans Yoga Project. You can just google Veterans Yoga project. But it's a great cause to help veterans and it's there's support resiliency among our veterans, military families and communities. VYP Veterans Yoga Project. Look that up and thank you, Kristin.
I apologize for begetting last week Brooklyn Boys.
This is Dana from Atlanta. I was listening to the episode were Scary Young? And I was going to say the reason that Scary looks young because he has a less stressful job than your normal person. You're getting up early, might be a little stressful, but you get to laugh at goof and you don't have to worry about all kinds of legal things stuff like that.
So I think the reason is that right?
Fair enough? Oh, that scary job is pretty stressful in addition to the fun part.
Here from South Jersey, and it's always Brodie and Scary Scary. I will have to tell you that, yes, Brodie's ramps won, but Brody provides us with that sense of entertainment and nuance to the podcast. He always has something fresh for us, like you or all we know is you sit.
Around pools, but your party favors and.
What okay, then your sparkling bottles.
It's DJ again.
Yeah, so all we know that Scary does is, you know, go to bougie high rises and loves to sit around in pools with.
His You know, you don't have to go time again.
But Brody's out there living in having these difficult encounters like two hour hospital vis.
I have no idea. Did he run out again? Yeah? Okay, I appreciate the support. I'm out there fighting a good fight for all of you.
Hey b boys.
Christy from Saddlebrook, Scary, I agree with you one hundred percent. I'm on a girl's weekend right now down an LBI with my crew from high school, and three of the girls, including myself, are childless, looking a lot younger than the girls with kids. Ah, but Scary even though you don't look a day over forty eight, he looks great. But have some cosmetic work done recently.
I did. Last November, I had some botox which was temporary. It was gone by January. Mid January.
Myself, I do, Yeah, myself. I do appreciate another man with a nice beard, and I have gone up to people and been like, dude, nice beard, and we talked about products. You know, you gotta use beard shampoo, beard conditioner, beard oil balms, you know, if you really wanted to make it look good. I wasn't able to grow a beard for a long time, and then I got a beard growth product stuff, and now I have a beautiful beard. And yes, there's nothing wrong with appreciating a good beard
on somebody else. Mike here again, I just want to say, I enjoy you guys a lot. I love the Brooklyn Boys. I listen to every episode of Soon as it comes out in order. Brodie is scary for sure, always and just to illiterate again or whatever. Don't judge me on my grandma, my spelling, or never judging you.
No, don't worry.
There's nothing wrong with enjoying a good beard.
I would say that I have a great day. Thank you a couple more. What's up, fellas.
It's Vinnie from Brooklyn. I just want to say I usually don't agree with Brodie, but boa fuck epic man. That was fucked up. They don't know what the fuck they're doing there. That was some fucked up shit. And fuck that nurse for fucking shutting off the lights and not giving you a privacy. I thank you, thank you too much, but this was fucking funny and then this was.
And this was. You're out of time for that one. Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute. First of all, Benny for Brooklyn, I feel like you should, we should be on the same team on everything. I mean, I'm from Brooklyn. Come on, sorry, I'll turn it down for you. I'm sorry.
Hey, be scary Jamie from Queen's here, scary, be honest. The reasons why you look so young is because there's either a Dorian Gray like picture of you sighting somewhere in Brooklyn or on one of these bougie vacations, you were sitting in a hot tub of some expensive champagne and you got some spa treatment of some you know, five point two million dollar anti age and Queen put on your face.
Okay, be honest, man, Come on.
Don't lie to Jamie from Queen's Okay. When one morning, then we gotta broke, we gotta bust. Here we go, last one, then we gotta go.
Okay, Hey, Brooklyn boys, MJ from m J. Brody scary, scary Brody. Good idea about the separate podcast. You have to feature one Valvez Okay, Maryland from Omaha. I think Jamie from Queen from One Velds. I don't know what happened to him. He wasn't on the other episodes. I think two of them missed. Oh the tractor trailer guy, which I keep saying tractor trailer but it's not.
Okay, okay, thank you, well, thanks for your feedback. All right, we have Thanksgiving everybody. Wow, you're running out of here, Brody. I gotta talking about the Marvels. Okay, you're gonna do that, Brody, Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family. Thanks saving me, you scary man. He's oh, he already cut out on me that fast slices. I'm still here and Brody's already left the screen and shut down his microphone. Never forget, never forget slices. I'm here till the very bitter end.
Every single time after Brody's signed off, he's leaving me for another podcast. You know what, fuck it, I'm keeping going. He left me. He put me on a heart out at it's three o'clock on Wednesday when we're recording this, and he's like, I gotta go, I gotta go. And and so now he's ditched us for some other podcast where he's a guest. Okay, let that be known Okay, see where David Brody's priorities are. Okay, well, he just showed his hand, didn't he. Slices terrible? Let him have it.
Let him have it for just like cutting out on all of us. That's like planning two dates going out with your girlfriend and you're hanging out, and then you leave your girlfriend abruptly to hang out with some new girl. That's what Brody just did to us. Just now let the record show slices. Okay, I'm done, have a very happy Thanksgiving, and we'll see you in a couple of weeks. From the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Scary and Brody