#276: "Skeery, You Look So Young"

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Start up, dot dot Up. They making noise, dot Up, start Up, dot Up, Episode two seventy six, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast Nice. Sometimes we are just making noise.

Sometimes I wonder if if what the words that we're speaking and the words that you're hearing, does it really according it?

Does it really content mean anything? Does it add up to anything? This pot No, I don't know what you're doing. If you're trying to prove it's nothing, then we make noise. We do make noise. One of us makes maybe a little bit more noise unintentionally. Yeah, or that would be you, that would be me. I definitely make a little more noise. Yeah, just a little, just a little. Ah. All right, God, I've had a day. Man, you've had a day. You've had a week. You know. I have to say, I

Seeing that I haven't picked up a bowling ball in fifteen years. The first game I was a little rusty. I only bowled like a seventy six ball. Did you bowl like rolling on the ground, squat and rolling?

No?

No, I mean I have a motion. I have a motion to my and a method to my medes. I actually have a wind up, a proper wind up.

Nice.

I couldn't find the proper ball though they were. The one I was using was too heavy and the holes were too big, and but the what the what.

They were were? They were the bull Delucks the ball.

The ball that I used was the right finger length apart, because to me, the most important thing is can you fit your fingers in them?

And are they does it feel comfortable when you grip? So? How many you stick your fingers in? Did your finger how many balls about seven for the holes were to the holes were too small. Yeah, yeah, the holes were too small, and a couple of them.

But but when I got to the one that I really liked, I'm like, oh, this feels the most comfortable. The holes were exceedingly large, and the ball was heavy. It was one of the heavier ones, so you.

Ain't got some French fries, and then the ball was fit perfectly. Nah.

You know, I gotta say, it's hard to do that finger food while you're bowling. Think of all the times that you would you would pick up a fry or a mozarella stick or even a hot daar hamburgerst because if you think about it, most bowling alleys or you get his finger food, so you're eating with your hands, and then in between that.

You're sticking your fingers in filthy balls. Well, I have my own ball, so the holes are clean. But if you touch the outside of the ball that went down the lane and comes back through the ball return, you're still screwed. Yeah, one hundred per it's gotta be a petri dish of bacteria. And then you're wearing those shoes, you know, the bowling shoes were used to get your feet now too. I mean, I don't know if that

You got bacteria on your feet? Oh that reminds me. I didn't throw that. I didn't throw those socks in the hamper.

I got to do that. Where'd you throw them on the floor?

They're they're on my floor right now, and there's all the disgustingness from yesterday from being from those socks being in those bowling shoes.

But all right, all right, so it's okay, so you went. You did the bowling thing. Your second game was better. How many pound ball do you use? Let me let me stop you there. I don't know, I didn't look. It was it was a heavier one. But anyway, the second game the Jews an a pumble. Now, dude, it was it was heavier than that. I'll say this.

Yeah, yeah, I my second game four strikes and two spares.

Huh bowl the one one that's right, nice, very nice. I came back. That's a that's a commendable score right there. Yeah all right. Anyway, so the rabbit hole. So I saw your social media and I'm like, oh, he did the event and I don't know. I you know, when you let the video roll out, it goes to the next one. Yeah, right. I was unreal. So I ended up watching a video of you, uh talking about how and everyone goofed on you. So I feel like it's

I was at Gringos Tacos and Jersey City, right, and the mom was there at the table and she said some that we hadn't seen in a long time. Who's now, I haven't seen her in like thirteen years. She's like scary, Just dude, she goes, I haven't seen you in so long? Just you never age? What's your secret? How do you look so young? And she's not the only person Okay, I'm talking about a lot of.

Aim of her seeing eye dog though. That's what's the important part. I'll pause for the for the joke. Thanks. Okay, you know you want to make fun, but I'm being honest. People get that. I get that all the time. Yeah, that's what you say to somebody when you're in a Mexican restaurant in Jersey City. You say, I'm seeing you so long. You look God, you look young, you look great. No, it wasn't lip service.

They were being real, you know, Okay, rather than rather than me rehash what I did on the air, what I said, I'm gonna call my buddy Will because I'm pretty sure he's because we've had this conversation before.

Will think you look kind of young? Is that no young? He has a theory about all of us in the same But you sit on the air, you think that you look young because you do younger things I do. I do, But you go to clubbing.

I don't married, not married, No kids because guds, what kids keep you up at night?

Kids?

Kids are cause a lot of stress, a lot of drama that put mileage on you. And don't forget about being a financial burden that marriage and kids are a marriage as well.

They put a lot. It puts a lot on you. It's taxing, it takes a toll.

Since I've never been through that, That's what I attribute my youth to.

And what I was getting at was on the air. No, no, hey, my apparent youth. What I was getting out on the air was that they're not a parent. This weekend, me and my boys from Brooklyn, the Brooklyn Boys, we're all we're getting together and we're doing Brooklyn boy things at my buddy's house. Now. They're all married, two of them have kids, and they all look like shit. Right, they're all old and they actually look pretty good.

But but we are doing youthful adolescent things we're doing.

We're gonna go to a brewery.

I'm sure they're gonna smoke weed that comes out of twelve year olds.

Twelve year olds go to breweries all the time. We're gonna get out. No, what I'm saying is adolescent things, high school, college age, when we were just school kids to breweries. I know that. Well, you'd be surprised. They don't know. Okay, when we were in high school, we were in college were we went to breweries.

We We did a lot together, the Brooklyn boys and I. We all hung out together and we went everywhere and we and we have carved out these occasions in today's life to do these things to hang out with one another. Yes, even the two guys that are married with kids and the third guy that's married all get to do this, and they they carve out to say, and we're having a sleepover at my buddy Lloyd's house.

We're gonna go get barbecue. We're good ghost story. Probably, we're probably gonna be listening. You can make all the fun you want.

We're gonna listen to probably the music of that we that we loved back then. But my point is everybody needs to do this. If you're in a relationship, you're married, you have kids. It is completely normal and healthy and it helps you when you could take a night to go back and to hang with people you haven't seen in a while. Because I think it's it's it's it benefits you health wise. And I do think that these

I'm following you? Just these other people that you're friends with the other Brooklyn guys right that are married and or have kids. Do they look younger for their age, but not as young as you? No, they actually look well, you know, they look good, said you said? A lot of it is that you're not married, have no kids, no responsibilities, no expenses, but they do. So therefore you're all doing the same youthful things. Right then you have to look better than them because you're single.

Let me call Will. You got to bring Will in on this, Hey, Will Scary Jones the Brooklyn Boys Podcast with David Brody.

Here, I'm on the bus. I can't talk loud.

You can't talk loud.

Okay, I can't talk loud.

Listen, listen.

The subject of the day, it started in the morning show when my whole morning team humiliated me and it's now ending on this podcast, was the fact that I feel well, A lot of people tell me that that I look young.

This is scary.

You look like you haven't aged all these years. Will we have this conversation a lot. I want you to talk to David Brody here. And by the way, thank you Brody for not heckling me like the whole morning show did, because.

He's Brody's taking this little series.

And then we'll move on because we have other things to get to today. So, but why do you think it is? People like me?

And you will? Will? You look young too, you look amazing for your age, You're in your mid forties.

What do you I don't feel it.

What do we attribute what do we attribute it to? We've had the conversation before.

Well this this is a very short answer, and you know what I'm going to say.

Of course, that's why I put you on blinde drugs.

And no no children there you go start there.

Yeah, because there's the other guys in your group that are married. Ye, the like they they look like ship.

We're not going to name names, but we have a few guys that we can name that look like ass look like they've been dragged through the name them.

We're not going to name them.

But puts it, puts it through their wranger. But I have three nephews and I have the ability to hand them back over to their parents at the end of the day.

Felt all right.

So we're talking about Indian Matt, We're talking about sex on the way, Dave, who are we talking about it?

And I don't know who has we're not.

We're not gonna We're not gonna go there with names, but we are. I'm just throwing names out, not people I think look like.

I think I made a valid point because because Will, I'm going upstate to this weekend on Saturday night hanging out with my Brooklyn boys, and uh, we're gonna be doing our old school things, and we we carve out that time to do that. And I think it's important, whether you're in a relationship or whether you're whether you have kids or not, it's important to stop down.

And so many people don't.

Yeah, well, we have that at our disposal. I guess it allows us to uh relax a little more and enjoy life. I guess in a sense without stress. I won't say enjoy life, but you know what I mean, Yes, a little bit, a little bit easier, easier calling without dragging.

Behind.

I guess I have a question. If you don't mind, Will, Well, you don't have to answer this Will, because I feel like we're friends and we should stay that way. Scary, you've a establish scary that having a wife and kids. Your friends look like shit that have families and they don't look as youthful as you I would like to just your mind the sizes. No you didn't say that. Well, you and I are on good terms, but I have I have a wife and three kids, and I feel

Do you think that you would look look appear as wise jingle Ball every year younger had you not had a wife and kids, or at least no kids.

No, No, you have aged the same way. I don't think I have an adorable baby face. I don't know what you're talking about.

I feel like I'm not This is this is really dangered territory because I have to remain with this guy and this guy, I do a podcast with this partner with this guy, Will so I have to.

I can't get to have him get angry at me. Let me transform. I'd like to say that Brody looks like shit, but since I can't, I'm just gonna say that I can't say how I feel, which is the same as saying it. Hey, you know what, I'd like to say, you're fat, But you and I are friends, so I won't. By the way, that was not meet him talking to me. That was me talking to him. I won't scare you're like, oh, Scary, I'm not going to say your fifth quarter is scary because we do

Look, everyone I've spoke, everyone I've spoken to, has said they wouldn't trade it for the world, and I fully believe that.

I agree I with you on that.

So we're not I don't. I don't think Scary is conveying it right. He's not.

He's not.

I don't think he's making it a bad thing. He's just saying there's a clear no, no, no, you mind none. Row and three of them have Man, you might be able to pick them out.

No, see his the difference. Will, Uh, you don't have children, right, but I have a feeling you are care free about it. Right, you don't care what other people do. It's not for you at the moment. You know, I currently don't have kids. Scary judges people with kids. No, I don't scary, Yes, you do well. No, I don't like I feel like Will is no judgment. I'm scary is always like, dude, I never I don't want to end up like those people. Don't want to couch. You can't go out, you can't travel,

Oh God, I'll be the first one to admit that I'm not. I'm not trying to hide anything. I'm showing you my hand.

You know that.

I'm gonna get stuck with that at the end of my life if I just keep up this attitude.

Scary is gonna be the lying in bed. No one had changed my bed. Pin help me. I do fear for that.

It's scary to go down a whole other route of the lighter version when you point out people to have pets at home.

Sometimes I have.

Three dogs, so that's another thing, have three dogs. But I go out, I walked them before I go out. You can leave them alone for twelve thirteen hours. He scary, makes too much of everything. Everything's overwhelming us. Here a dog, Oh, I can't. I gotta feed it, I gotta, I gotta walk it. I gotta. It's like a child, but it doesn't talk to you, so I can't.

Oh.

All right, well, thank you. We've we've really we've exhausted this, but thank you well your input. Okay, and thank you for backing me up here. Now you're gonna see something completely different when you go to my Instagram later and you're gonna see this video of the Morning Show people laughing in my face as I'm trying to get through my story.

Okay, So anyway, all right, I'll check it out.

I love you, all right, all right, well, boys, podcast will be right back. You know, before we went to that phone call, we were gonna mention that the second break we're doing, which is this one, we're gonna have a big announcement. Yeah, the big anount we got so caught up and how young you look that See now it's going to be judging now, now everyone's going to be judging me for the glow, scary, the glow on

It'll be loaded at some point. Now, I will say this, And Brody and I had a nice conversation we did off off air.

That's a different podcast.

Not not referencing my old podcast, but uh, we first of all, we're both We love the fact that you give us feedback. The slices. You guys are hilarious and you're making us laugh. I feel like we're like sitting on these thrones and they're these court gestures like make us let No, it's not like that, but you guys.

Offer so much humor. We're talking about the talkbacks talking about the talkbacks. We don't.

But the problem is there's so many of them, and they're becoming They're more and more you guys, more and more of you are participating in the talkback.

Second right, and again, for some reason you this is your first episode. You don't know what a talkback is. iHeartRadio app has a little microphone while you listen to the podcast, you can hit that record a message for us. And we've we play a decent amount of them. Yeah, we can't play them all. Some of them are poor quality and there's just sometimes too many and they're funny, and then we listen to them afterwards, we're like, oh my god, we was too bad. We couldn't find time

The question, the next question is going to be, well, when are we going to order? When are we gonna issue a video companion of what we do? No, no one's asking that because I'm not doing that. Let's see, I know people we're asking because they want to see a young you look exactly.

I'm kidding.

If we did a video podcast, people would ask two questions. Why is the stack of paper still on scary desk? And why is it so dark in the corner? Why is your house so dark? Because I live in the dark. I love darkness. I like dim lighting.

Oh my god, the day that I was in Pople, the day that I was able to have Alexa and Siri control my lights.

Everybody and lights, it was, it was a good day. They get to it dims my lights. So anyway, all right, all right, So I have a couple of little things I want to throw at you. If you don't mind, feel free. I should have saved it. I don't think I saved I have to find it, So I'm not going to mention the Minnesota TikTok I watched when you go to a byob scary that means bring your own bottle, Yes, sir, right, you go to those a lot of You know, in Jersey where we live, Joisey, there's not as many liquor

So.

My wife and I went out to a byob recently and we bought a nice We brought two bottles. I think we brought two bottles of wine because I prefer white and she prefers red. And at this particular time, we had half a bottle white laying around and she's like, let's bring the half bottle of wine. And I did my one my one glass, I milk the whole meal and I drive, so you know, I don't I don't uh, I don't indulge too much. But had the one the one glass, the whole meal. And over at the next table,

I'm torn because a part of me it's it's it's a b yo and you're supposed to go in and you know, get with your bottle and then they, you know, a nice bottle to match the dic.

It's not b yoj for jug no.

But if it's a Spanish restaurant, what goes better with Spanish food than sangria?

So okay, But they sell virgin sangria. You can bring whatever liquor you want to put it. I think, I think in this case it's okay. It was like a four foot it was like two and a half feet high because it's a jug.

Because they can't they can't drink liquor there they they they have to bring their own.

You can't order in place. So what are you gonna do? You're stuck. So you you got to bring sangria from home.

And sangria doesn't come in prepackaged bottles, or if if it does, I'm sure it's not very good.

I mean, sangria is known for being homemade. So but you I've gone to restaurants where you can bring your own liquor and pour it into the sangria. You can make it. They just can't do it.

All right, Well, let me reverse the engines on you there, David Brody. If I'm in a nice, upscale Italian restaurant and it's a b yo, is it tacky or bougie or inappropriate for me to bring a giant bottle of one hundred and fifty dollars class azouol instead of a bottle of wine.

I think it's klass. But yeah, what you mean a tequila? Yeah, no, I don't think it. First of all, you're bringing a fancy, sancy bottle of the show. So people would say that that's problem, that's showy, that's bougie, that's tacky for you because you're Italian, an Italian restaurant, get two foot high ornate bottle like a like a it's like a piece of China, hand craft, hand painted or whatever. The tequila

You are.

I thought it was a great idea. I'm okay with for sure you were gonna boogie it and go like, no, you can't know, only because only because you said, what if it was Italian? What was Italian restaurant they brought liquor and jug? Well, I mean people make their own

But if I don't, not, if I'm not in the mood for wine right and i want homemade sangria because I'm going to a great Spanish restaurant, I'm gonna have to have to find a nice bottle to put it in and bring it.

What if I go to a restaurant and they charge four for soda and I decide to bring a giant, like a tupperware picture of diet coke? Can I do that?

No?

Because they sell soda there, you should be drinking theirs. What if it's a place that doesn't sell soda. What if it's a place that says like, oh, they'll bring a little bottle of diet coke out like a three inch bottle. They don't have the towers and they don't have free refills. Can I bring my own mount Spiggot Mount Gatorade, Gatorade spigot.

Yeah, I don't know, man, Uh yeah, I think I think we we we both agree on this one, which is all right, very good, which is Rarity marked his day on your calendar.

That uh, these two had we agreed on something. We agreed. All right, that's crazy. We're very good. All right, all right, very good. I got run another one by you real quick, and then I'll let you breathe. My my wife went to a wedding of some coworkers, very nice. I didn't go to the wedding, but she went, and I said I would pick her up, and you know, because she was gonna drink and I was going to drive her home. And I get there and she says, oh, we're going

There's you know, they they November is big with men growing facial hair. It's no shame, no shave November. Men want to grow.

Hair, extra facial hair anyway they can.

Some of them do beards, some of them do mustaches and some combination of both. And it's to raise money for you know, testicular cancer and men's cancers and things and and and it's now become even so much more than that, depending on the charity that you're raising for.

Now.

I love the idea of it, and I know it kind of became popular like ten fifteen years ago. I gotta say I am I am not on board there are a couple of people on our morning show that are that are doing it, and I feel stupid because I'm not participating in it.

But at the same time, I've tried it in the past. The problem with me is if I grow, If I try and grow facial hair, it comes out patchy, it turns out gray. I immediately go, whow you mean?

You don't look young. I don't look young anymore, and it's messy. I think certain people can rock that look. Others can't. And unless I have a personal group groomer, like a dog it was, I have a personal groomer in here every day working on my face, making it, shaping it, taming it, putting oil in it, wax, whatever the hell you guys do with well you don't you do you put like beard softener and actually making it look neat.

Then I then then it's not for me. I need somebody.

I would need somebody on call twenty four to seven to keep because it's and it's a month long. Of course, I have another wedding to go to this month. I always have things that in the month of November is a busy one for me. We would do a lot of appearances with the radio station. I gotta be out in public. First impression is usually the lasting one, right, So I'm meeting a lot of people.

For the first time. Yeah, you don't have an image is a celebrity, you know, a young a young celebrity. So you know, here's all this talk scary about. You look young because you don't have kids, you're not married, you're not burdened. But in truth, you look young because you didn't grow a beard. Because all of a sudden, if you grow a beard, it wouldn't matter if you had kids or you were married. You look like an old man on the porch with the with the gray beard. Yeah.

Same thing.

But I'll tell you this if I you know, I can't go sit in the park on a bench by myself. No, not with that what that mustache park bench sitting hanging out? Yeah, no, no, bye by your white van.

Can't do it. It's just yeah, creepy as hell. Yeah, we're gonna say. I gotta ask you a question. I need your opinion on this because you know my my mind always wanders to the worst case scenario. Right, I look at an innocent thing and I go sums up with that. So where I, uh, there's a UPS store in the next town over for me that I when

Like that time and a college dorm where the guy was in the bathroom running went off.

Yeah, it looked like he was sitting in the empty parking lot outside the UPS store. God playing with his own package, so to speak, pulling his putt. Yeah, didlting the Willie the Monkey stuff in his envelope, hiding the salami in his fist. Uh play a tag with Fat Tony slinging the yogurt, the purple headed yogurt slinger. Yeah, well there's nothing like what else was he doing. He was sitting in an empty parking lot. It wasn't like he went to the UPS store because his car was

What?

Was he looking on watching. Maybe he was watching porn on his navigation system, you know, like maybe maybe maybe he lives with a house full of people, he's a full family, and he can't get it done there, so he goes out.

To do it.

I don't know, there's nothing across the street to look at, like, it's not like there's like a like a yoga place, like naked women or you know, half dressed women. There was nothing he could have been looking at. But there's nothing else he could have been doing. Right, No, you know, right, you know there's nothing else. No, No, there's no other reason. Some people are you know, they're.

Voyeur or not voys. They are what they're what do you call it? An exhibitionist, could be an exhibit. Maybe he gets off on being doing it in public like that.

Well maybe he thought like I need to pull over and do this, and there's no place else, there's nobody around. He needs an animal. He can't control himself. I don't know. Well, you know, when we were.

Growing up, think, okay, we'll have a little Brooklyn moment for a second. We are the Poker boys young, We got the Brooklyn you Yeah, this is remember I mean, I mean a lot of us lived at home till we were twenty five, thirty years old.

That's what that's like.

Wherever you live, you live at home. By the way, it's the Brooklyn Way. No, meaning like we lived at home with your parents as opposed to being out on our own. And you know, well I both moved out

He looks left and he sees a car who had pulled in next to him, and there was a guy clearly going to town on himself, enjoying and watching my buddy and his girlfriend.

And my buddy freaked the fuck out. Now, I've only heard that this exists. You know that this happens, but apparently there were people for as many people that were out there, like you know, going to town on each other. There were people like this dude that are pulling up next to them, watching them. So it was a whole world.

And I don't know. Again, I don't know if it's still there, still happens, but people still pull over. Listen. I was in that spot, uh, the strip of parking spaces off exit five, but where there's tennis courts. Now, there were tennis courts used to right right, they were just right, And I was in a car with somebody and you know email. Yeah, and it was the parkway pull out right the parkway. It was you pull out you know, yeah, right, you pulled off by Caesar's Bay.

Yeah.

Yeah, so over there by the water tennis courts right right, a row of parking spaces with no urinals. You would leave like ten spots between you and the next car. It will privacy. And we were we were I would say we were I don't know, twenty or thirty percent into it.

You know.

There was a little bit of clothing open, but not like you know, crazy in his seat. You never got you know, nobody know, you know. A voyeur tried to like look at you guys or no. Well, a flashlight came to the window of the car. Oh, and I was like what the fuck like like that. I didn't say that, but that was the reaction, you know. And it was a police officer and I had to quickly fix stuff and open the window. I said, yes, officer going to help you, and he he's I just want

He was not.

But there was a car parked right by the trash compactor. This is like eleven o'clock at night. We were cleaning up for the night and there was a guy in the car with his head back and we were like, oh, a guy fell asleep. Well, it turns out he was dead, and so the cops were called and they found him. His pants will open, his head was back, and they weren't sure if there was a woman in the car with him. But he must have died of whatever he was doing. Oh god, this took a turn. I've told

That's okay, but we don't judge on this podcast. We're not slowly. We don't judge the slice or not made. She could just say it that this Asian woman that you don't even need to she called.

Left a voicemail message, which I later found out she's not allowed to do. She wasn't supposed to, but I guess she was running ahead of schedule and she called me instead of my one fifteen appointment. We have to arrive fifteen minutes early. At one o'clock. She goes. She called me, goes, you come twelve thirty. So I said, so, I'm like, she loved me a voicemail because I was sleeping. You're going overboard. You doing impressions. No, I didn't, she

Yeah, but people sign in on these clipboards all the time and then everyone could see each other's name anyway.

Yes, but you're not supposed to. So so the woman says, what's your name? So I said, quietly, David Brody, because number one, I like to keep my my my life private, and number two, I'm I'm up. I'm five percent well known. I don't want people who might be like, oh, I love you, like the guy when I got to collon Ossipy and he's like, hey, man, I'm a big fan of the podcast. I'm about to stick a camera up

It's not ready, it's not ready to be released yet, but we're just trying it here today.

There's a guy with a beard name I think his name is Chris, and Chris is running to every single person with a at every counter, helping them like which button to push? Is it the red button to enter? How do I put? Nobody knows anything.

Don't bother trying to perfect it in the background before you roll it out to the public, right, never lie, Let's have live testing, right in real time.

So the woman says to me, all right, let's go over some information. So I start telling her my name and then I hear, now you know, it's not COVID, so there's not like, you know, the six foot things on the floor that say stay six feet apart. Yeah, those are still on the floor. But the pandemic's over for the most part, right, So no, the phyllis comes back next to me, and she's standing next to me

All right.

So then two of them go sit down. They're like fucking what the fuck? They like, they're pissed off. They hading it off. This is this is awful. This is a nightmare. No, this isn't the nightmare part. So this old lady says to Chris with the beard, this is absolute bullshit. Every time I come here, you have a new system. You never know what you're doing. And so Chris says, man, I've been working at the hospital twenty one years. This is our first new system in twenty

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Oh boy, she's typing with one finger. How to use EPIC. No, she's not a type. She's not a type. She takes my information, my name, and then she goes, I have to enter your medical information. Hold on. Oh no, she goes epic alert. And then someone comes up with a vest that means I need help with EPIC. Now they're helping her. The guy in the red vest is helping her, and Chris comes over to help her to end to this information so scary. So at this point it's forty

I'm so sorry. Don't apologize, so I won't try to wait for the bad part. So far, this is all a typical day in the life of David Brody. Yes, I walk out. I finally get done. I walk out of the mammogram office and I hear behind me, oh.

Dear, what are you having? Harsunzo. So it's a little Asian woman with a mask on and I noticed later on in the story she's wearing two masks. She's wearing a mask over a mask, and she's a small woman who already is like soft spoken, and she's asking me if I'm here for a procedure, is what I figured out she was saying. I said, no, I'm not having a mammogram, but thank you, because I'm standing outside the mammogram office. She is, no, no, no, echo cardiogram. Yeah, I came for you.

What.

Yeah, I'm a technician. Why did you come down the hall? I'm coming there, you told me. The woman said, come back when I'm done. I'm coming to get you. Okay, okay, So I said, well, she goes, you're David. Yes, my name is Tran What No?

What?

Good luck? Through two masks and an accent, right, I go, I can't. I can't. I'm sorry, I cannot. I'm trying to keep a straight face. Scary, but I'm thinking podcast, she says. So she takes her name, take out from her white jacket, and she shows me her name.

So I go.

So for the sake of this, it was like schwa something. It was like, I don't know, it was whatever. So I couldn't understand it. So she says, you're supposed to be at twelve thirty. I said no. You asked me to come in twelve thirty. I didn't want to, and they're making me preregister. I already registered. No problem, no problem, no problem. So she walks me down the hall and we go into the room, the exam room, and there's the machine and the door's open and I'm in the hall.

Well, what's the difference, She's going to see you anyway in another couple of minutes with your shirt.

Off, Okay, because I want because she's only going to examine the part around my heart, and I want, doesn't matter, scary. I wanted privacy. Is this the thing with the jelly?

Yes?

Okay, I had the same thing done, but continue okay, So I said, can I just get a little privacy if I have to, you know, open my pants because Dad had to do an echo cardiogram first and it was a whole thing. So she goes out right and I take the towel. I I do what she needs me to do. It take my shirt off. I put my shirt in the corner on the chair and I lay down and I'm like, and my pants are open, so they're unbuttoned. Okay, okay. So so she goes like

Okay, how are you gonna have an honest echo cardiogram after all the stress and chaos that you are correctly now your heart's.

Supposed to be one hundred and fifty beats per minute. Okay. So she goes over and she goes let me, let me pull up your chart. She goes over to the computer and it says uh huh uh oh. Comes back over to me and says, I'm very sorry your information didn't enter into my system. I gotta go enter it. It'll be like fifteen minutes. I'll be right back. I said, Wait a minute, I registered and preregistered, just I have

Like?

Is he's treating me like I'm an airplane? Do you want me to follow you? Do you speak? And at that point I realized what if he doesn't? Thankfully he does and he okay, yeah, come with me. So I'm like, what the fuck? Why wouldn't he talk to me?

So I follow him down the hall What a fucking debacle this is, by the way, this is a doctor's appointment.

I can't believe this. He brings me to the end of the hallway, where the where the little woman is in the in this another room at the end of the hallway. Yeah, And she goes, where why are you?

I go, what do you mean?

Where was I? We're looking for you? I go, I told you I'll be I'm going to the bathroom, I said. She goes, I five one minutes. I have to tend to the information. I go, why are you looking for me? If the information is on it put in, well, I needed you, but now I don't need you now. And this guy is helping me because if we have a new system today, I go, yeah, epic, it doesn't work. Yeah,

No?

Right, So she says to me one twenty two over ninety whatever. So I said, what does that mean? Just one twenty over ninety? I go, what does that mean?

Though?

She just your one twenty two? Is your oxolate number or whatever? He's psiotic numbers. You're still giving youth science. And all you want to know is is this good or bad?

Right?

So I say, can you tell me if it's good or bad? I don't know what that number means. I'm not a doctor. I'm not allowed to tell you. But then why are you telling me the number? I don't understand? I am, I am, I okay. I'm here for a hot test. By the way, I wasn't there because my heart. I do have a problem with my heart. I'm fine, but I was told you should get a regular check up. I said, well, because I'm not a doctor, I go,

Sounds like you need a new doctor, because this sounds like a bunch of fucking quacks. Wait, you know how long I waited for my I waited five fucking minutes, and I was in and out of there.

What you went a brand new place? I went to brand new spot. I have a new system that I haven't been to. I had a preregister, all that shit, everything in and out the door in twenty minutes. How the hell does this become this for you? I don't know. So I'm all done. She says, take a towel and wipe all the jel off your chest. And she's giving me a paper towels to wipe the jel off my chest. I know the feeling. So she says, she says, all right, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give you privacy now

Okay, it's not the biggest deal in the world. Are You're not afraid of the dark. I'm starting to side with I'm starting to side with them here. I really like you, I really do, though I'm signing with no, so you aren't impossible, bastard, you really are. Listen to yourself, medical room.

The chair is across the room with my clothing, and she turns out it's pitch darkness. She's stupid, stupid. Did you do it?

Did you get this on a discount? Did you pay with a coupon for this fucking thing, this experience.

I went to the supervisor and I said, hey, I tell her what happened, because there was the supervisor's offices right there, and she said, I said, listen, if this girl, this woman is new, I'm sure she does how to use the machine, but she has no clue how to handle Patience's just to me. She's been here fifteen years. Fifteen years, scary bro. She turns the light off of them. Don't go back.

Why do you want to Why do you want to stress yourself? Why do you want to get a why do you want to get activate trust the results. I'm already aggravated.

I had a pre registered pre register for pre registering, I had to deal with Phyllis with one L. Fuck you, Phyllis walking up when I'm talking. This epic system can go fuck itself and this woman's law. What's your name? I tried to kill me, let it all out and hold it, and it forgets to tell me to breathe again. You take her side? Fuck you too. I went for a heart test. I didn't get my results back to get me off the charts. They're gonna tell me I have a heart rhythm. You know a heart problem. Well

No, no, edits this is the Brooklyn Boys podcast. No, I say, another podcast where everything's edited. We leave it all out there, my friend, I know, Okay.

No, I'm a little I'm a little stressed. Why because I'm reliving it and I can't get free dessert out of it. There is no free dessert, not this. We give you a free X ray and a couple of ACE bandages. What am I going to get? Nothing? So should we get into three mammogram? Should we get in some talkbacks? What do you want to do here? I mean I think we should. We have people leaving comments.

And by the way, once again, we will be making this its own companion podcast on this channel YEP, starting in a couple of weeks. Okay, so, but for now it's still attached to the mothership, the main podcast. So we have people commenting in the talkback section.

They press the microphone if they're listening on iHeartRadio, and I already can see this is going to be something, all right. I already could see a lot out of these coming. Okay, some people left same in a row.

Okay, I would definitely buy the bike for ten dollars and then resell it.

Oh you're crazy scary.

Thank you?

Yeah, well I was the exercise bike that the guy wanted to sell the ten dollars, so that's it would go to somebody good, not somebody wanted to buy it and resell it. Okay, I'm not that not that devious. What can I say? Right, Brody is scary? Scaring Brody?

Good afternoon, Brooklyn Boys. This is Nemo mentioned that the episode seventy five, I got a story about him.

I was hiding behind a dumpster because I wasn't sure if Brody was actually real or a scammer because he was selling some nice cups for very cheap.

But yeah, wear that shirt every Sunday pretty much. Do work around the house.

Wash is great.

Big cartels dot com.

It's a Brooklyn Boys dot boys.

Yep, go ahead, it's.

Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's right, find our merchant, I said, Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. Now Nemo, who bought the fancy tea cups for We found the way. We found Nemo, who was actually hiding behind the dumpster when I got there. Uh, he bought something else. From me. He was looking for toys and I was selling a certain type of kids toys that my kids don't play with anymore, and he bought them. He's like, because I was searching for these and you're

Yeah.

I was just throwing stuff in that my kids don't use anymore. It's been in the basement. And I loaded up his car and he donated at all. So it's not about me. I did it because he inspired me. So nemo, bravo to you. He actually bought stuff from me on Facebook marketplace just to donate it. Who does that? And now that you found out that was the purpose, you gave him his money back? Right? No, I couldn't

There you go, brody and scary, scary and Brodie hey doing this is Fernando from a woodbridge. A question regarding to that will Woman system, what about families? Am I supposed to separate from my kids and give them behind while I go on board or vice versa? You just let them go ahead of me and I wait for them. I mean, that doesn't make sense. I mean we're a family, right, and I did.

They do make exceptions for families, which is also why that new system is convoluted because.

Windows middle and aisle windows? Was it windows, it's first, it's it's it's kids, it's windows middle aisle, right, it was Wilma whatever, whatever the system is. Uh, but he's right, what would you do? But if you have a family and your wife's on the hand, your kids in the middle, your families go together. That's fine. I get it. It's a up system. They should never go They should never have gone back to it.

Protty, scary, scary Brodie, Hi, big fan here, Brodie, what are you talking about?

Six o'clock is prime trick or treating time? Give the kids candy? When do you want them to come? Do you have to come at six o'clock? They have to come after school? Sorry, stop your dinner for a second and give out the candy. It's no big deal, it's only once a year. Convenience Curudget being a cromudgeon. Oh my god, you've got the same exact word. You heard that. This is the first time I'm hearing that. But to answer that question, we both called you the same thing.

It's a not a lot of worhy guys from central Pennsylvania here, U n Berdie. You know me is Ethan Robinson seventy six.

And he was scary, scary and birdie.

I normally wouldn't have seen myself leaving a talk back, but I had to the guy that said two seventy three wasn't one of your best ones got to strongly disagree.

I listened to it twice than from the same day.

It was thinking funny, Oh wow, guys, keep it up, have a good one.

Thank you. I love it when they go out each other moment of redemption.

There, Jamies here, I want to add to the FU list. Fuck the people who think that when they're in line at check out at a store and the register opens up next to them, that doesn't mean that it's suddenly their turn to check out and they can just go to that register.

Correct.

When there's four people in line ahead of them, that's right next doesn't mean next person closest to the register. It means next person in line, people.

Next in line of the line. You can't run up and go to the next register, correct. I mean you can, But you've got.

The boys always brody and Scary Regarding the ten dollars exercise, by yes, you buy the ten dollars bike and resell it to make money. You'd be dumb not to. But Scary's too busy taking one of his thirty seven vacations of the year to have time to do anything like that. And besides, he's so bougie he could have a fifty dollars bill stuck to his shoe and instead of picking it up himself, he'd just leaving for his housekeeper to take off. Love you guys, Splice for life.

Ah, that's awesome. That is why we are making the talkbacks their own thing. I love her. That is a perfect call.

I love her, Yes, Brooklyn Boys Michael from Brooklyn episode two seventy five. Brody is scary? Hey, so Brody, You're right ten bucks? Buy that, shits and flipp it. I had a guy buy a weight set from me for two fifty. Twenty minutes later he had to post it for four fifty on Facebook.

It is what it is.

It is what it is.

There's a whole subculture of these types of people going around, yep. That all they do is like buy it and flip it. All right, okay, Danny the blind radio guy.

Look, man, I'm so tired of everybody getting on Scary because the reality is, dudes look at young girls all the time, and obviously appropriately right. I don't think Scary would say it about a thirteen year old girl, but the girl Olivia Rodrigo is almost twenty one, and why is it creepy when an older dude does it? But if an older dude talks about a younger dude, it's okay, hel Mis.

He's insinuating that Elvis always like funds over hot guys half his age. Okay, Okay, again, by the way, we're talking of all legal people. And by the way, very interesting comment coming from a blind man who actually who agrees the guy's blind, so he doesn't really have this going for him. Right, Staring at brushed me into a young But I guess he wouldn't know if she was young or not. I don't know. I know he knows, he knows what Olivia Rorigo looks like. No, but he

Yeah, young skin, young skin. All right, we'll leave it right there. But you're right, it is a double standard. Blind Dan, blind DJ Dan, it is.

I don't I don't think that an older man. But this has been my This has been my point the entire time. Okay, but hold on, in Elvis's defense, when Elvis was the age you're at now, scary. Alex was not twenty. He's not talking about Alex.

He's talking about this guy's he season on Instagram, like like like shirtless, built guys who are cooking with.

I don't remember Elvis ever saying look at that twenty year old guy. He's so hot and I have a thing for him. You said you have a thing for Olivia Rodrigo and worse, he comes into the studio on occasion you buy next the the blind radio guy.

I really appreciate when people come from other countries and have that same mentality of you need to know the language when we go to your country, we need to know your language to be able to communicate with you and at least do our best. So if you're speaking to someone in America who's selling something in America, I think it's it's not wrong to say you should definitely learn the language, or at least learn enough to get what it is you need.

That's my thoughts on Oh that's the French guy on Facebook.

Yeah, and I kind of disagree. I disagree with you, Dan, but you're still a great guy. Thanks for standing up on me on the last hook standing up for me on the last.

Talkback, Brody and Scary Tamara from upstate New York.

But Impton.

The second that Brody said that dude was trying to sell that fucking bike.

For ten dollars, I was like, what the fuck is wrong with this idiot? So I'm just gonna buy it and resell.

That's what I would do if I live down there, I'd be buying that shit and.

Reselling it for one hundred bucks. Okay, Yeah, this is why.

Brody's my favorite. I disagree with him on everything.

I still love you, Scary, I still love you. It's just yeah, what the fuck. Yeah, right, Biden, I hope you still love Brody as much as that two hour rand he just did. All right, I'm sorry.

Hey guys. Michael from Miamisburg and this is in Referenston two seventy five. Brody, we're just talking about electronics growing up, and in a very similar situation. I grew up very low middle class. We didn't have much money whatsoever. No, my dad was obsessed with electronics, so he would buy the newest home stereo or TV or whatever, and that has bled onto me where I now have the nicest

Basically nice.

And I'm sure that's where it came from, this love electronics, love TVs and always looking for a good deal.

Brody, you'll love this.

The seventy five in my bedroom I got on Amazon Prime Day for like four hundred dollars.

Nice, Hey boys, Mike, he's back again, by the way, By the way, for a second before we get so it's Michael, right, he still he goes. Michael said, we grew up very low middle class. I had nothing to do with him. But at what point does really low middle class become like whatever's below middle class? Right, Like, if you have like a C minus, you can't say, like I have a C minus minus minus. At some point it's a D. So I'm just curious, like at

Hey boys, Michael from Miamisburg. And this is the first two hundred and seventy five episodes. And this is the first time I'm saying Brody's wrong. Well, it takes that back to dollars six. I said Brody was wrong, But the six o'clock ring of your doorbell or six fifteen being upset, At least here in Ohio, trigger treat is from six to eight, So that is the exact time somebody should ring your doorbell. I don't know what time it is in Jersey, but six to eight here not Yeah.

In Jersey it's it's four to five point fifty and then seven to eight Brodie's rules. By the way, hold on a second, how is that guy? And by the way, I'm a big I remember it comes his fourth of four to talk. One more question. If you grew up lower, lower, lower, lower, middle class, how are you saying I was wrong about wanting to not waste a dollar six? That's all I'm saying.

She made a license Michael Fiersberg. I swear I'm not trying to be one esquiz but now too late. I have always been one to think that trigger treating should end at like thirteen, once you become a teenager. But I really like what Brody just said. Now and once you start driving that she'd be the end of trick or treating. So I guess around fifteen, So.

I mean seventeen.

I agree with that great podcast.

Guys.

Thank you.

Wait, MI, is he fifteen? Is he driving around? This is why the cousgo. You know what in some states? I guess it's it's fifteen to drive. Wow, we didn't start driving until sixteen for a permit, and then seventeen for the license, and.

Later on when I came around, it was seventeen for Then I calm around seventeen for the permit, eighteen to license.

Are you for real?

Oh?

I went. They moved when I drive, I drove. If you gotta you went to driving school, you could get early.

I went to driving.

Hey, guys, see from the Bronx. Two things I'm sending a message about.

First of all, Brody's a petty bitch with the free stuff, you guy, it's ridiculous cous with Brody.

On the other thing, that.

It's worth one fitty.

You know, I'm selling that bitch and make the money.

All right, guys are the best.

Keep on rocking a petty bitch, chow baby rocking Steve. By the way, Rocking Steve, I'm a petty bitch. But he would flip that ten dollars bike for one hot beat.

Steve for the bronx over there, guys, So right now, I gonta give rare props to Brody episode two seventy five. I think it was that fucking guy said, guys, is when people do that. I reached over and fucking joked on the depth. Not complicated if you okay you guys, not guys. Just get it the fuck right? Hey good it don't fuck right? Jow baby to the job over.

There, all right? Thank you can't argue with that.

Hey, Brooklyn boys, I don't if you're gonna hear me, MJ from NJ. I'm doing my daily Sunday walk. No, actually that don't make sense anyway. Thank you for no codes, no codes, Facebook Marketplace, thank you. No, I would not get the code or give the code or whatever. Fuck Facebook Marketplace. Have a great day. Thank you. Keep the keep this going. I miss the tractor trailer guy. I can't he kills me, that Southern guy. Love you guys. Keep it up.

You know he's waiting. You know he's waiting. MJ from NJ.

What's Brooklyn boys?

It's you boys shading you one best Quesz fuck horned leg horn Mobster. Just want to give a shout out to my boys, Bertie and Scary is always Brodie and Scary.

Anyway, I miss you guys, and I just wanted to say hello and give a shout out to my two favorite current I guess bits on the show.

Stay Classy, talk.

To you soon.

He's imitating this guy is imitating the trucker guy that wasn't him and as.

Day brooking boys.

DJ Milly here.

So advice for the listeners out there, do not listen to the podcast in one point five times speed like I did for the Apple podcast. This is because I had a couple of things to get done. I wanted to listen to your podcast a little faster and catch up, and unfortunately, it wasn't able to get through over unless I was at that speed. Once my phone reset, it went back down to one time speed and almost speed, and it was way too slow. I felt like I was in the twilight zone.

Anyways. Yes, that's what happens when you when you go too fast. Now, all of a sudden, we sound slow, right, Yeah, you know radio stations can we pull the curtain back? Not not the radio station we work and of course, but some radio stations speed the music up a little bit so it sounds more exciting and and fun and more. And then when you hear the yea uplifting and plus they can fit more songs in an hour because they sped the music up two percent, they can play eleven

There was at midnight commentying on episode two seventy three, Casper the friendly con man.

Hey, verdie and scary. This is Sam from Saint Louis.

I'm listening to episode two seventy three trying to catch up.

Uh and my question right now is who the fuck is David Kushner.

Thank you, by the way, thank you to all the slices who privately DMed me and said brows on drugs, right, Who the fuck is David Kushner.

I'm like, you know what, you would look younger if you listen to his music and did young things like listening to David.

Bad example, David Kushner is not the right example. That would have been Harry Styles. Everyone knows Harry Styles is. Harry Styles is over thirty. We were talking about twenty year old pop stars. Alry Styles is like, please, here's a couple that are commenting. It looks at the same person on episode two sixteen cover that couch to sixteen.

Hey guys, how you doing?

It's me again?

You know, in my opinion, for whatever it's worth, I think that as soon as the old basement starts getting a little shaggy, that would be the time to stop trigger treating put that may awave, start thinking of other things to do during Halloween, like going out and getting laid or getting stone with your buddies. Oh, and scary, don't forget to please the owner for that thousand dollars pre brown turkey that you get every year.

Pounds are running, but hey, it's making I'm sorry.

I just had to come on here and say something else, you know, I was looking on the old Facebook, and I was seeing how somebody was complaining how people do these talkbacks and they don't do them right and sometimes you can hear machines going and stuff like that.

They gotta understand that some of us are working while we're listening to the podcast. That's what gets us to the day. Don't be a hater. Where did everybody at home? Mold and where are you getting?

Backed on? Here?

Come on?

And you know what Valdez is missing? He's been gone. We don't know where he is. Why is he okay? Send us a sign what we love you? If anyone was joking around it, because you're part of the fabric of the show.

Now, yeah, please come back and leave you miss. And then, by the way, how was that commenting on two sixteen? If he was referencing Halloween? He probably had that one plague when he left the talk back? All right, only one more left?

According to him, you stop trick and treating when you get a little little growth down there, right, All right, Well, here's the last one? Is it one? Valdez? I don't think so. We'll see.

Hell yeah, fucking Brooklyn boys, that's probably the first first time ever you guys played a shitloader messages. I applaud you guys, though, hell yeah, Quon Valdez, where you at, bro you've been ghosting us. We need those seven eight part rants or whatever you've been saying. Scary, you've been slacking to my boy, so it's always going to be grown and scary.

Fuck you, scary, but much love, much love. Don't take it up the booty. It's good advice. What's he talking about? It's good. I don't know. Just go with it. Man, you slacking lately, I'm slacking. Once you stop slacking lately, scary, I'm gonna stop slacking and start we can tell. People can tell you've been slacking like that guy in the

Will live on in infamy. That that is your prize, right, is that what I say? It will be the official logo of the new podcast.

The Spinoff. Yeah. Now, keep in mind today is November nineteenth as we're recording this. No, it isn't today's November ninth, ninth. I'm sorry, November night. Sorry, today's November ninth. There is a recording this. If you're hearing this podcast like a month from now, I don't need the logo anymore, exactly. I need it by like November fifteenth, twenty twenty three. Oh my god, DM me at David Broden.

And happy birthday to our friend boldfree Roanni Day's birthday who also obron.

November ninth, the new fucking Whole Foods down the block from me opens up. This is huge. I don't have to travel a half hour to Whole Foods now. If that's not bougie boogie problem, all right, boogie person, Probably no, but I'm excited. I should go over there right now. I'm sure there's gonna get to pay twelve dollars for something that costs for I bet there's a lot of samples, a lot of stamps. I'll come over for free samples. I'm over yeah. By the way, not really any whole

Boys