#26: YOUR Wrong. No I'm Not. Yes YOU'RE Wrong

said it. What if we just didn't say anything? Like the last podcast, number twenty five started without anything. It was just the music. Let's just go. I think we should go. We get the whole thing out of the way with the Brodian scary scam Brodi, it's done, move on into jingle. Then why wouldn't you say it the other way first? Because it's rolling that way? You know me, I'm good with grammar. Speaking of which, up Star up, Broken music stuff, start up, Broken books data, they're making

noise data up episode. It's the brook Boys podcast. Now. This is the episode that was posted do this week. The one we did on Monday was technically the one from last week, that's right. But people are calling this one free dessert, so this is another one another but it's not. But even it's not even see that that's the problem, right, it's not really free. Well, it's free dessert if you go by week, yeah, because you get

two in one week. Right, But if this was the last one was last week's episode and this one is this week's episode, then you didn't You didn't get your free dessert. We burned your steak, and we brought you a new one. We brought you a steak four days late because we did sow them another one. Should we do a third one? Why not to I'll get in the studio. You can't have that meeting tomorrow, okay? Well, super Bowl Sunday this weekend, and and and so we're

gonna I gotta get out of here early. Actually, so I don't even know if I can do another one. But at some point somewhere we owe them free dessert. Now, you're a Giants fan and I'm a Jets fan. Now, I gave a theory on the on the air that my friends agreed with, and I don't I know it doesn't plan everybody. Well, the Patriots and the Eagles are pretty much the two biggest enemies of the Jets and the Giants absolutely, by the way, when they were both found.

When I found out both were going to the Super Bowl, I said, exactly what you're about to say. I understand if you're look, I don't want to bore you. This is really a football thing, Jets. The Jet fans hate the Dolphins and they hate the Bills, but right now they really hate the Patriots because the Patriots always win and they're in the East and the and the Giants are in the NFC East. Now, look, they hate they

have a rivalry with the Cowboys and the Redskins. But because the Phillies of Phillies, Philly is so close to New York, there's a really close rivalry there. Those who are closest rivalry, You're really fucked because well it's here's the thing. As a Jets fan, I want the Patriots to lose, so I'm gonna root for the Eagles. And on my team wears green and the Eagles wear green. I feel like there's uh a symboli, a symbolism and a sympatico. I feel like they're synergy. I'm gonna be

an Eagles fan. Plus, I have a lot of family that lives in Philly and they and I've always got to Eagles games videos. Now, the Giants, Giants fans who have beaten the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl, have no reason to hate the Patriots other than everyone hates the Patriots if you but as NFC rivals of the Eagle, want the root for the Eagles, so you will root for the Patriots. And now the interesting thing there is

what are the team callers of the Giants. They're blue and white, red, white and blue and the Patriots, so you have a cross of both teams are both rivals. You think Jets fans for the Eagles, Giants fans for the Patriots. But now I know the people are well, I'm a Giants fan. I hate the Patriots. You don't have a reason hate the Patriots because you beat them twice. Well, everyone hates the Patriots because they win, because they're manning beat them twice. They're the Yankees of the NF I

understand that. But if the Patriots beat the Giants, and this is not gonna be a football podcast, but if the Patriots beat the Giants. I get why you'd hate them, but the Giants upset them twice and beat them. So as a Giant fan, you don't want the Eagles to win. Well, I gotta be honest. I'm a Giants fan and I'm rooting for the Patriots because I bet on them. Whatever it takes, manages, I got wages. What are they giving them five and a half point? It was four and

a half. I thought they got in five and a half the line moved. So I need the Patriots to win. I need him to win and and cover the spread. I need anyone but Tom Brady to win. Not already. I don't hate him. He don't hate Tom Brady. He doesn't need another one. He's got a hot wife. He's got a hot wife. He's got five rings already. How many? Oh did you see the memes going around with Tom Brady with six fingers because case he wins again, case

he wins again, it's all good. Listen, and we have a lot of fans that listen to this podcast in New England. We might be pissing them off right now. Listen. If you're okay, you know you get some If you're a Patriots fan, regardless of where you live in the country. You know, I don't like your team. I'm a Jets fan. But you guys have won five Super Bowls. You don't have to care what I think. Yeah, you don't. Plus, I'm more more in for the food you are, I

really am. But I can't do that this year. Oh well, yeah, I don't want to play that that lousy jingle, So I'm not gonna make a great jingle. But you are on a weight loss program. But you're on a weight loss program for the past five years, every winter, every winter, every super Bowl, you haven't been able to indulge in enjoy yourself. I eat the crew to tay. Why don't you? Why don't you uh do your fat lost program starting

in February? What's the difference? Awful? Because then it rolls into April and then April you know, then spring is here you start going out to How about super Bowl Monday? You start? No, way, no, because then what about what about Easter? You know I can't eat on Easter. I can eat on it, I don't count. That's but you know Eastern pass Over Jewish No, still that you eat on't pass Over too? So yeah, I'd bet eat a way. You would give up the monster January one, you would

give up. You would give up the monster. I give up the mons, not mots of balls, just the mots. I can take them. Bra. What is motza? Mazza bra is basically and by the way, I'm saying basically because I'm actually narrowing down the ingredients because right now, because I'm saying actually basically right, it's not a fil word. If you if you at its core, Mazza bri is scrambled eggs with matza thrown in that that sounds so

good to me. It's like bread and eggs. But it's like montsa egg It's really good because the montster gives a little bit of crunch and then you can put some people put maple syrup on it or catch up. Really I put both catchup or not both. I don't mix my maple syrup, but catch up, you know. By the way, shout out to all the people that have made catch up references on my Twitter and my Instagram. Uh And also I want to special thank you yesterday as we were taping this on the thirty one of January,

yesterday was my birthday and I got happy birthday. Thank you. You never remember I wish a happy birthday on Monday, and I said, is this happy birthday wish? Okay? And good for tomorrow when it is your birthday, when I will forget because guess what I forgot on your birthday? Yes, you said, yes, wishing you a happy pre birthday on Monday.

When I actually remembered was but if we didn't work together, right, if you weren't gonna see me on my birthday, then wishing me a happy birthday day before, it's like, oh, you're not gonna see me. That's great. You see me every day, right, so you could have remembered. Plus your birthday is four days after mine, so all you have to remember is, oh, my birthday is coming up. I bet Brodie's is coming up. That's right, Okay, I should

put that in my account. You should put that in your You wouldn't kill you put that in your counting your iPhone, my phone. Yeah, but thank you everyone that wished me happy birthday and and and happy I hope it was a good one. What did you do? Uh? I worked? I worked in the morning. You didn't do anything spectacular, anything out of the order, you know, I wasn'tna. So two of my daughters came in yesterday to meet Kyala Settle, who's from the Greatest Showman Fantastic movie. They

love the soundtrack, love her. So we were gonna go to Chinatown here in New York and walk around with a black trap black top black black black tap, black tap burgers and shikes place with the line out the door around the block because of a BuzzFeed one of the most uh instagrammed locations in New York. Really is unbelievable. But then my daughter got sick and we had to

go home. So then I had to work writing. Uh. Some of you guys know I write for our company as a national division, where I write comedy for radio stations around the country, song parodies, spoof commercials for hip hop stations, country, sports, rock, oldies, UM pop, and so I was writing um super Bowl stuff yesterday. See I had to work. I have a problem because my birthday comes three or four days after yours, right for always

four always yea doesn't change. Thirty days had September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty one except February alone, which has twenty eight days clear and twenty nine and each weep here. So yeah, January days. I know it doesn't how I remember being an adult and just remember the months it could be, But thirty days has some temper. April June thirty days has to I'm not. Everything else has thirty one. That's so you gotta remember in February,

I remember January has thirty one. Yeah. So so my issue? Do you hold your hands up to see which is your left and right and make an hell with your left hand? You stick your thought about making an l? No? Yeah, well I don't because I know what my left and right are. If you're an adult and don't on the left and right and my left, and shame on you. I don't. Oh, by the way, when you hold up the number three, I've done this before on the d I have done this. We've done but we haven't done

it on the podcast. You are freak with your number. No no no, no, no no, no. Everybody listening to the podcast right now, hold your fingers, your fingers. When someone says, how how many would you like? You like? I want three? Three? Hold up the number three? Yep? What are you holding up? I hold up? Hold on, hold up my thumb, my thumb, my index in my middle fieldbody does that? I I keep my thumb and my pinkie down. I take my thumb, I crossed it over and hold my pinkie down, and

I hold up my middle three fingers. Okay, that is so difficult for me to do. I physically can't do it. I don't know. How do you go to four? How do you go from your three to four? No? Make your three three and someone goes no, one more boom, No, you put my dumb my thumb down, you dum your damn right, your dumb down. No, I put my thumb down right, you had my other four fingers up. You had to do a whole switch you room. I'm loving I bet you there are some people that might have

the same issue I have. I don't know if it's okay, they're not double jointed, or I have cardial tunnel or something. It's painful for me to hold down my pinky with my thumb and put up my three middle fingers. Okay, First of all, you just scotch tape it and for a couple of hours and then it loosens the tendons up. Second of it, so weird. You did the three right, Why can't you just lift the ring finger up? You

had the thumb, your index in your middle. You right, you made three and I said made four, and so I said put your ring up, but you didn't do that. You dropped the thumb and then put the pinky and the ring up. Right. Well, I'm gonna put all my fingers down except the middle one. Yeah, exactly, But I will say this in sign language. To do the number three is actually your some your index finger, and your

in your middle. Okay. You know why because when someone said that was the wrong way to do what they didn't hear it because they're deaf. But I'm testing the theory that is the correct way to do it in sign language. So I'm signing to you. I gotta sign for in Brooklyn as we say tree. Okay, I don't say that. What I was getting it was was on. My issue with my birthday is it always falls on or near Super Bowl Sunday, or at least the weekend. But that now when there was no bye week and

it used to fall on my birthday. Yeah, I used to have like football birthday cakes because yeah, and then they added the byway you get the car veil cake football, right, or I got a cake before they had the football cake because I had birthdays before that. They I got cakes with footballs, like little chocolate footballs in the corner. See that's cool, that's cute. I will say that they gave me a Carvel football cake for my birthday two years ago, and they fucked me on the crunches. Not

have the crunches, you know what I'm talking about. It's it might be a regional thing, but no Carvel ice cream cake should have the chocolate crunchy like cookie crunch. It's vanilla on the bottom, chocolate on the top, ice cream we're talking, and in the middle is like these cookie crumbles that are nondescript. They call crunches. To be calling the crunches. I'm sure Philly calls them Jimmy crunches or something, but no, they're crunches. The crunches, but they

always the crunches are the best part. And when you when I put my spoon into that ice cream, I want to taste the chocolate, the vanilla and the crunches together. But they at me on the don't get me supermarket cake that gives you doesn't have the crunches. That's pointless. You gotta have the chocolate. But anyway, so the problem was, but wait a minute, wait a minute, you don't want

your birthday on Super Bowl Sunday. It's it's novel. Once like, all your buddies are available, you go out to the bar. But then it becomes like nobody remembers your birthday. Hey it's my touchdown. Yeah, your birth guy, my birthday. Your birthday gets put on a shelf. So bless you, bless you last twelve days. Right. So last year, um, it was Super Bowl Sunday. My birthday was on Super Bowl Sunday was on the third and and I was in the middle of that SAT Lost program. We're not going

to call it anything else. I was in that program and I was dead. I was like, I couldn't believe it. We were all we were hanging out at the Ainsworth in Manhattan. Man, you just say I was there. Why can't you just say you're at a cloth a bunch of friends. We were watching the game on the big screen. Don't you dare say? The company name of the TV said, don't don't don't scary endorses a great brand of TVs.

You don't need to just say. It was a television with don't my girlfriend and her friends Sequina and Lauren Goodman. Her initials shut up, dick, you're a prick stop mentioned the you don't because her name is Goodman. Shut up. But anyway, so by the whole point of the story, ten years to get the story, we're going off commercials. Then the super Bowl does. So the reason why I had this problem was because, by the way, the reason is because redundant. It's the reason is that. The reason

is that right. The reason is means because the game was on the screen and there was food being passed in front of me all all angles, and I would sit there eating cat you know, carrots. This is like, again,

why do you do this? This program bugs Bunny. And then the worst part is the whole weight staff during halftime comes marching through with the sparklers and a cake that's it happened birthday scary and I'm like, it's a chocolate dub old deckert freaking blackout kids, And I'm sitting there and I'm blowing out the candles and I'm like, my life sucks right now because I can't hit this ship. Why would you do a fat program a weight Loss program during Super Bowl Sunday and your birthday. Just wait

until it's done. Next time, I'm going to do that. I'm that next year. Do you know the first time I did this program, it was in May. You know when the worst time to do this program is in May? Because I went with my friends. We do like a Brooklyn Boys baseball trip, which, by the way, you should really come on this trip. We do an annual trip to a stadium, a different baseball stadium around America. You know what's interesting, I've never turned you down for an

invite for that. You haven't. Nope, why is that because you've never invited? Well, this year you're getting the invite. So anyway, So I tried this fat lost program in the middle of May. We ended up in St. Louis and my friends took me to a fucking rib fest. So here I am with my salary, you're on a rib fast. I was, I would, and they gave me. I had to pay like thirty dollars for admission for all you can eat ribs. And if you paid, it was legitimately because they didn't tell me. They said, scary,

is gonna be other food there? But they were twelve vendors, and it was like the Kansas City Ribs versus the Memphis Ribs versus the Texas And there were these smells permeating the air, and it wasn't all you can eat rib fest with twelve vendors and all you hear you smell is smoky goodness. And I'm sitting there like going

out of my mind. My friends they're like they're pulling the frigging They're they're sucking the rib out and pulling the bone out, the piles of bones, and it was all you can eat, Brody, imagine this, Imagine paying one price for all you can eat ribs for seven hours, and you just don't. You can't help yourself. You go from one vendor to the next. You say, I'll take rib I'll take your rub your your St. Louis ribs. All of a sudden they give you a plate. You

go to the Kansas City stand. They got that little dry rubb on there. I'm booking my flight, I'm salivating, so I need a sweat. You probably think I'm very upset that you didn't eat all this great food, but I'm more upset you wasted thirty dollars. Why why do you. Oh yeah, well I wanted my money back. But then again, I was on a boy's trip where everyone had to do everything with each other, so it was like you

didn't have to pay. You could have gone to the guy at the door and say, look, I'm not eating, I'm not going to eat. How was it? How is that going to make that case? What? Okay, I'll give you an example. My wife and I did. Um. It was a wine pairing dinner. So it was this wine company that was it was. It was a Ruth's Chris steakhouse, okay, and it was Prisoner Wine Company. My wife loves the

Prisoner Wines. They have like a whole line of wine, really good, like thirty dollars a bottle, a little more expensive than the norm, but not very expensive. And they have five or six brand, Like they have a cabernet and a pinot and a seat. They do like a whole bunch of them. Right. So the meal was very expensive because you got, like with cramp cakes, you get this white wine with the caesar salad. They and they pair each course the five course meal and it ends

with like a steak and a cabernet. Right, So if you like their wine, get this great meal. Well, I don't need five glasses of wine, and I don't want to pay that kind of money. I just want to steak. Good Ruth. It's Ruth's Chris. Ruth apostrophies. We all know that, right, Ruth's Chris. You tell them, so, I said to the major Day, I said, listen, I when I booked it. I said, I'm booking my wife of the wine tasting pairing meal, and I'm not a drinker. I would like

to order off the regular menu. And he said absolutely, And so everyone else in the room had this price fixed thing. And they sent me a waiter who took my order and I ordered what I wanted, no grotten, of course, and my steak. Okay, Well this wasn't like that. This was I would have found a way. This was a giant picture, a giant like fair, almost like a state fair type situation where but yes you can a bracelet.

Did at for bracelet? No, there was, because I could have slipped another bracelet on someone, on one of my friends bracelets. I'm a vegetarian. Then they're gonna say, why is a vegetarian showing up to rip because it's my friend's bachelor party, and we're all going and I'm not gonna eat anything. I don't want to pay, and they'll say, you know what, ten dollar feet to get in and that's it. I didn't say anything while you're a sucker, But yeah, you give me shipped for my steak dinner.

Throwing money around. Now, I gave you a steak dinner, not ship. It was a good steak. Was like, you did not give me anything, Darren did. Thank you, Darren for the great meal at Delmonico. By the way, they contacted us, they want us back. I'm ready. We should have like a party there. We should make it like a quarterly event. Yeah, we should do a live broadcast from there. I was just thinking that. But we can't buy everybody steak dinner. That would be bad. I mean

the check, the check would be on you. Not a couple of things. Bethany is not available today. We had uh promised the Curse of the day, the curse of the day. We got a couple of tweets saying, hey, where's the Curse of the day. Bethany was an available today and my mom, we were gonna record this on Thursday, February. First, you're too busy for us. My mom is not. My mom had an appointment today. We moved this up. We're recording this on the thirty feet to contact our publicist together,

my mother's publicist. So my mom's un available today. UM, so she'll definitely be on next week's episode, the next episode, the next episode, another episode. I have a cvous update and I want to call bullshit on you got away with something today on the show Elvis let you get away with it? I gave him a note saying you shouldn't get away with it. What did I do? We were talking. I want to talk about it's it's it's a it's a grammar thing. So I'm gonna I'm gonna

let you stew in it for a minute. I'm gonna tell you two problems I'm having with grammar. I need your advice now. Yesterday on the Elvis drand fifteen minute morning show, we we you and I were on it. Right, Elvis was on it. We had a great No, you aren't on it. It was Elvis, bethany d No I took a sabbatical. Right, it was Elvis Danielle bethany I was on it. And then Nate was there. For a

couple of minutes. I was on Hyaena You're on the Hyena and somebody else posted it, and I got a tweet last night saying hey, in the description of the episode, it's the person wrote when you're medicated? Um, and they wrote why you are instead of why you are a postorhire. So I fixed it immediately, okay, the same way you did with impractical Jokers and pretended that I photoshopped it because you spelled that wrong on your tweet. That was my phone, did that anyway? Uh so this person put

the wrong your. Now that's not my problem. I mean it is that my problem because it's represents us. I fixed it right away. Of a lot of listeners have been emailing me, especially my birthday and lately sliding into the old d M s and they keep using the wrong your and I and I. It's driving me a little crazy because I can't correct that's there are two sets of words that everyone should have the command of

the property right there. They're there and your your. That is correct, okay, your your and your your and your right and there there and they also got a couple of people on the text messages today and on the tweets that got whole and whole wrong. How do you asshole and I ate the whole pizza? How do you get that wrong? Well, you just get the wrong. You just write the wrong hole. There are certain the certain Excuse me, what what what is that something that you

hurd in bed? No? No, no, um. Now here's my question. When it's listeners, what are you gonna do right? What if it's somebody you're related to? What if it's someone that I'm very good friends with. I have a very good friend who keeps texting me wrong like a boss. No not, I work with no one of my boys. One of my friends continuously puts the wrong your You gotta you gotta pull him aside. That's like telling your friend they have a booger in their nose. You have

to do the same, the same. Hey, I said I could care less in a text message. Lesson we're on pitts Reek. Here's yeah. But that's like that could be like, oh I didn't take didn't put my daughter on it today. It's a slip up. This is constant. Now. I know there are people who go it's text message, doesn't matter, it's autocorrect, it's voice text whatever whatever, but this person does it the wrong way all the time. And then and then I said, and then slipped in and I

could care less like a month ago. What's the word or freeze? It's your like you like, do you want to take your car? And my car is fine? But then they'll say, I hope you're feeling better. You are yea, And it tries to be crazy. By the way, twelve people just said, wait, that's how I would spell it. So when when you when it's when it's a contraction of you are you are is hy o you and are a? It's you are? So it's your like you are taking your car with you? What do I do

being me? You listen to the podcast. You know who I am. You know what what I stand for. Even more so, if I know who you are, I'm gonna confront that money. I have not No, I have not confronted it. You should know what's holding you back. I I just feel like because this is because back. You know how you have those friends that are like your boys since public school, like sixth grade like you and ronn no no, no no, but this is like a second tier like been friends for five or six years.

You see the McKay, like you see I see this person you know, like once every month, once every other month, whatever. But it's not like like your boys you punch each other or no big deal. I'd have a bigger problem if I didn't know them very well. I feel uncomfortable because I'm like, do I really know them enough? So I know the medium well right, even though you know although medium right? So I feel like it's driving me crazy.

But what do I do? I never correct listeners unless they pointed out like I've had listeners who tweet us a d M me and behind the key no, no, no, no, It's that they listen to this show all the time and they'll point things out like oh, Scary said this, Blama, and in the correction they get something wrong. I'll go, well, if we're get on scary right back at you, you got the wrong whatever, and I'm making a joke. Yeah, but it's easier to correct somebody over text when they're

not in front of you. Not that I'm no, even though you don't know them. So so what's the problem. You want me to do it for you? Would you know? No? No, no, no, I just so I wanted your advice. I think do I just come out and go, hey, man, it's me. It's not you. You're driving me crazy, You're why are you postubary? You're driving me? I think you'd say. Look, I hate to say it, bro, but you've been making yourself look like a schmuck all your life, and I got part of me. Can you make a joke out

of it? You're the man, know, but part of me feels like, am my friends banded grammar? Am I friends with someone who's bad at grammar? That it's a thing on me. It's called being human. I understand. It's okay. We all get it wrong. Well, speaking of getting it wrong, when a segue into what you did today, what did I do? Well, we were talking about how you butt dialed a friend I did, but I but dialed my buddy, Frank, You buddy Frank, and you but my budded my buddy.

But buddy and you said on the air on the Big Show and the other strand nationally syndicated morning show that you don't just hang up. You feel obligated to make like you don't want to admit you butt dialt So you start a fake conversation as if you meant grappling. Right, you start grappling topics. That's right, right, there's nothing wrong with that. Here's the problem. What you meant to say

was grasping for something I wasn't. Grappling means you are either fighting with someone and holding them at the time, or you're dealing with something. I looked up grappling to make sure. Look at the word grapple. I looked. I looked up grapple. I looked it up on dictionary dot com, on my dictionary, on Miriam desh Webster. Can I say something then, that you cannot grapple for a top is my stunning admission my entire life. I always thought that

the word grapple, What is the definition of grapple? Isn't that like hold on? Isn't that like the eggs that on the side of the grill. Isn't it that drink the iced tea stuff that's snapple? Ohly, grapple? You know what, I'm looking it up right now? What is the definition of grapple? Uh? Wow? Engage in a close fighter struggle with the weapons. Yep, yeah, but you could be wrestling

with it like wrestling with words. You're wrong, bro, You're wrong to wrestle with it, says it right, you're wrestling with things to talk about. Yes, I was grappling. I was grappling for topics. I was wrestling in my No. No, no, it's not wrestling for things. It's when you're actually grabbing someone that you're fighting with. The grapple is the grab, not the fight, the grasp and grasping. No, I consciously, I consciously used the word grapple. But wrong, No, I didn't,

because grappling doesn't mean fighting grapling. You would have used the word grasp, which is also acceptable. But yes, because it's I was wrestling with it. You know you're missing. Grapple isn't about wrestling. It's about grabbing someone while you're wrestling. When you grapple with somebody, you're fighting with them. You're holding them as you're fighting with them, as a metaphor, not holding topic idea as a metaphor. That's not a metaphor. Me. Yes, no,

it's not you grapple. It's like imagery, I'm crying metaphor. Oh my god, you're going down a rabbit hole here. We didn't even get to anything you speak in which your word of phrases applied to an object or action. But you use the wrong word. But I was applying an object. I was applying an action to an object. That that is an absolute imagery. Yes, your conversation is not an object. What I'm trying to say is you are grasping for something to talk about, appling birds. You

aren't grabbing words and wrestling with crapple. If I was grappling, not listen to me. If I don't get me started grasping an argument right now, right with this one. If I'm grappling with words, then I'm wrestling. I'm wrestling with words. In my head, grappling doesn't mean wrestling, Yes it does. It says it right there. And then the word grapple. It says as in a close fight or struggle without weapons, Comma wrestle, sem wrestle. You grappled with the man after

the knife attack. But you're not wrestling with words, and you were grasping for them. And I was saying that I was. I was. I was saying, listen to me. I was saying that I was using that as a metaphor, which is a proper use of the word metaphor in this case, because I was grappling. I wasn't holding topics. I wasn't wrestling with a person wrestling with. I was wrestling with ideas and words. I was with with topics to talk to my buddy about because I grappled with

the idea that he wrestled with the idea. Do I tell this guy butt dialed or do I grapple for topics grasp for topics? You either or you could rustle up topics either. But you don't wrestle topics as a metaphor. You can say anything, it's you can't say anything coming spelled everything with the case got coming his name is? You really want to go there? Seriously, I think about that for a second. I'm not doing it. Tweets tweets at scary Jones. Let him know what you think a

wrestling for topics? These listeners having that out for me? Oh, y'all, why owe you apostbi wrong? I'm not wrong. You're not winning this one. I'm winning it. Seriously, Why are you working working radio? Why don't you be a freaking lawyer somewhere? Because I was going to law school and I realized I would be in contempt of court all the time, exactly this person doesn't belong in court. And you can't tell me that wasn't a metaphor. I was using a metaphor.

I was using poetic license. Poetic license and metaphors. That's what you're going with, dude. God makes me so angry. I want to said point out that my buddy's wrong. So I just did well anyway, that doesn't count. What else did I do to you? What else did I do well that was wrong on the show that I said on the show because I was gonna say the other thing you did to me? You want to say it? Save it. I'm out of breath, all right, let me just point out, hold on, hold on, why do I

have here? Scary? WTF? What is that about? WTF? Oh? Are you grappling? Nope, I'm grasping. Okay. I don't like your attitude about the cruise we're going on, Oh, the Norwegian Bliss. Yeah, So to set the table, Elvis is the godfather and unofficially where the godparents of the new Norwegian Cruise Line Bliss their new ships. She is awesome, she is beautiful. It's amazing, amazing ship. Now you know I'm a fan of Norwegian Cruise Line I've gone on a bunch of them. My family loves them. The kids

have a great time. The restaurants are fantastic. I've never been so in May. Right, we're going on We're gonna do the show live from the ship Friday morning, and then a bunch of us from the show are gonna stay on the ship and take a three day cruise out and back. It's called the cruise to know where. It doesn't really stop Friday, Saturday, Sunday, do a little gambling,

lots of eating. Right, you're not fat losting anymore, so you could eat so so you were like, oh, hey, we're gonna hang well, because when when you go in the Norwegian, the beauty about the Norwegian is on a lot of cruise ships, you you are as signed a table like your table twenty three, and that's what you eat.

You go for breakfast, lunch, and dinner the same waiter and waitress and uh if it's some cruises they put you with other people like I'm I'm five, I have three kids and a wife, so sometimes they put us at our own table. But when my wife and I didn't have kids, I don't know what to expect when my wife and I didn't have kids. They would put you at a table with other couples. So, but you have the same waiter and waitress. You get to know them,

you tipped them. You become like, oh, hey, Maria, here's the problem. You have to eat when they tell you you have to eat it twelve if you have the first seating, if you have the third seating for dinner, you have to eat it seven forty five like you can. You can request at dinner time, but tombly, they gotta fill the boat up and fill the dinner tables. And a ship ship right, don't call it and call it

a comeback, it's a shape. And so you sit at a table for ten or twelve and you get to order off the menu that has like three items every night, and the food is usually pretty good. Whatever. But the thing about Norwegian Cruise Line, by the way, this is not a sponsor of mine. I'm just telling you my promote mount sponsors. I'm a customer. I've traveled all over the world to land on to get to their ships. And the thing about Norwegian they call it freestyle cruising,

is there are upscale restaurants on the ship. There's a place called tappan Yaki and all their ships, which is Japanese. Um, what the what do we call it? Scaled steakhouse? There's there's the usual buffet and they have by the way, they also have a full racetrack with go karts on. That's right, right, Okay, we're talking about you have to make reservations for the restaurants. So I told you about the restaurants. You have to like plan Friday night where

you canna eat tag restaurant, French whatever. Okay, so you said to me, uh, during a commercial break, Hey, let's figure out what restaurants you want to go to? A plan a couple of dinners, And I said, okay, just so you know, I'm like, I'm bringing my wife and kids, and you you got all like, no, you're your girlfriend, Robin and my wife with four of us who go to dinner. And I said, well, I gotta see if

my kids have plans, then we can do that. But otherwise I'm going on a three day vacation with my family because we love cruising. And you got all like, well I did, because I feel like kids ruin everything. Man, Oh my god, oh my god, did you say that I wanted to say that because all right, everything, we never get a long time. We never get time to hang out anymore, buddy around, chumming up, whatever you want to call it. Greg t he's just two kids. He's got two kids, but you know what, he has the

foresight to leave them home. He's bringing his kids. He's another one, another one Sky, He's bringing his kids. Garret's bringing his kids. A kid invested ship, you know what, because it's cruises are for families and singles. So you get to go and you can hang out with Jake, But I want to hang out adult time. No offense to your children, Brodie. They're beautiful and they by the way, they've grown up and they've matured, so they do that when I feed them, they grow up. But they've well,

you know what, you're reminding me, how paced diam at you? Okay, stop it, Okay, your tongue on that. Okay, Episode twenty six. I'm gonna let loose on Scar rather come, I'm gonna I'm gonna do it when my mother's on the phone, So shoodn't give you crap. Complete disdain from my kids as much as you claim to like them. By the way we talked on the Joe Ghatto episode which was

twenty right, think it's twenty four, doesn't matter. I don't bother the tweeting already know it, but time here it and I we talked about how the only thing you know how to say that people were kids is like babies. You go, oh they call key right, I'll tell you, I think colleague. So Garrett just left right to go. His wife is going to either get induced today, I have the baby tomorrow. And you're like, you said, you'll

let me know if the if the baby's colleague. He hasn't even she hasn't even been born yet, and that's your only question. I don't know anything about infants. But going back to the ship, the Norwegians, look, you can rock climb. This thing has a race track. Saw to do with a giant spaw on the ship. But for three days we're gonna be at at sea with listeners. There's a casino and a casino have let's have some drinks. So maybe you're gonna bring your kids to Jersey Boys.

They got Jersey Boys on the snow. My kids love Broadway shows. That kind gonna be so bizarre, Like if I can reach you, I was swearing in front of them. There's so many things you can't do in front of children. I can't be me because you should never be you in front of children. That's rule one. I want to I wanna Can we have adult conversation? Yeah, I'll tell you what. I'll get your problem. Once we get far enough out to see I'll meet you in a casino for an hour. You know. My number one issue is

where people with kids what not? What people allow the kids to consume their lives must consuming my life? Am I doing a podcast with my kids right now? But if you having an adulting, an adult weekend where we just just people hanging out, you you you should grapple with the idea of having kids. You should, by the way, that is a proper use of the world. So okay, So then what was more with my example before? No, because you were grappling for ideas, four ideas, not with Listen,

you grapple with something, you don't grapple for it. I'm just saying, having kids with you on the ship it kind of spoils the adult party. I just no offense to your kids. But when I go to steak dinners at Delmonico, we don't need to go. You and I don't need to be boys on a three day cruise. This is a chance. Like if we were going to disney World and you're telling me not to bring my kids. Well, that's in place for kids. That's what a cruise is. It's a cruise to everybody. I know. Why would I

take my kids on a cruise? Hey, I'm going on a big ship, but a water slide that goes out over the ship, over the water's track. But you can't go. They're gonna be those moments. I'm just when my kids going to the spot to get facial scrubs and back their own, then then I can hang for a little while. But to tell me not to bring my kids, you actually told me dynamic the kids changing the dynamic, then it's like freaking, It's it's Kinny Land, It's Robber Room,

it's same. You understand how big this ship is. Do you understand it's like eleven decks, twelve decks? I get that it's longer than like three. I'm going to be running into you. You won't see us. My kids are gonna be going. There's a kids and nightclub my kids will be at. They've got plenty of things for the kids to do. Is that kids zone or something. It's like a whole wing they have like they have they have a bowling alley, I think, and they have allowed

them to go off on their own. Yeah, where they gonna go. It's a ship. What are you walk into a bad neighborhood? I know where they are down in steerage. They're not down in steerage. Listen, I've seen We've seen Titan. Besides, we can my kids goes on. If God forbid, you were on a ship that wasn't Norwegian Cruise Dude, Jack was from below. Here's the thing you your kids to roam around aimlessly on. I'm not worried about Norwegian Cruise Line.

But let's say it was on another ship, another one, another ship from another country that wasn't as safe as one of these ships. I gotta have my wife and kids at me so I can get in the in the in the emergency boat. I gotta get in the wife and children and women and children. I gotta go with them. I gotta have them. You're you're screwed. You're like, I'm single guy, I'm bachelor guy. You're fucked. You're staying on the deck with the band as they're playing as

the ship's going down, and then rearranging the chairs. You re arranging the chairs. Hey, you look like a strong guy. Can you rearrange your chairs? You're like, hey, come over here, grapp them with the chairs. Damn you. That's right. So bring your kids, Yeah, have fun. All of a sudden, Uncle scary. I gotta go with them in the ship, in the boat and the lifeboat because I'm their uncle. I'll tell the guy, go, uh, we don't know this guy. He hates kids. He hates kids. But I don't though.

All right, way do I talk about what you did to my my kids? Next week? Crossing it off with my mom called do we have some unused jokes? I got a lot on news joke because I need to laugh right now, I'm not laughing by the way, we were worry we would have to talk about we always have something. This is not the face of a laughing man. Are you grapping? You're in a demon grabbing what You're in a demons right now? Said one of these days you'll come out and you'll do a boy's trap or

couple thing with no kids. You know what, because we're on vacation and the February I'll go, can't go. Basically, the one final point I wanted to make about that is the issue I had people with children, they get no offense to them. I'm gonna be calm about it. Is the conversation always turns to their kids, even when people couples are alreadygether with each one, has kids talked about my kid? No? No No, they compare note. I'm saying

some people do this. They compare notes. They' supposed to an adult night out and all of a sudden that everything goes back to the kids. And then some people allow the kids to take over their Facebook. It's a default of their child. And I have never posted as I know you're not that person, but there are people out there that's like, it's all you post is your kids. Your kids are your life. You do have a life, you do still have a life. Your kid. You okay,

could you go? Could you go two weeks? Two weeks without posting anything related to you going out or anything work related? No? Right, because that's your kid. Your job is your kid, Your social life is your kid, and you consider that your life. But guess what the velvet ropes and the sparklers and the vodka bottles will never hug you goodnight, and they'll never take care of you when you're older, and they'll never give you a car. This is Daddy, I love you. Happy birthday. I understood

by the way. I got a bone to pick up my kids, and we'll talk about that later. I also have an update on the CVS RAN week. You totally buried me on that. I'm gonna bury you. I'm speaking of fun. We've been playing clips. We're talking about how the recorder is the most annoying sound ever. We played a clip of Gregg Tea's daughter Jada playing the playing the recorder right yep. And a woman called up and said,

we were talking about why you why are you bleeding? Yeah, because my my pinky finger started bleeding in the car this morning for no reason, and Gregg t had a thing on his face was bleeding for no reason. So we did why are you bleeding? On the show today. The woman called up, she said, I cut my hand. My kid was playing the recorder. I took it and broke it a half. So my joke every now, what's the number one song that everybody plays on the recorder,

tree blind mice, cross buns recorder. Everybody hot cross bonds, Hot Cross bonds. No, no, hot Cross buns. My joke was, oh, hot Cross done. Alvis didn't do the joke. We did a story about the flooding in Paris. It was a terrible flood in Paris and they had to evacuate the Louve where one of the most name is paintings in the world is. And I said, the flooding was so bad the Mona Lisa was frowning. It's funny. He didn't do it right. Someone's like if she's smiling and she's

not smiling. Whatever. Uh, this one was really joke as much as it was a pun. You said that, uh, we have a DeLong e coffee maker, and then it takes a little longer than normal to make the coffee because we make an espresso and you have to get back in the studio. I said, it puts the long and DeLong e. He didn't get to that. That's a great punt. I like that. Elvis made a joke about twinkies. You know on the show, we always go out to

my nickname in high school. Whatever. Okay, So he says about I love Twinkies, and I said, yeah, it was the name of your high school gang. Didn't get into her. H woman called off and she was begging. She wanted Hamilton's ticket. She's I love Hamilton's. I want to go see Hamilton's. I love Hamilton's. So my comment was, we'll send her a ten dollar bill. Hamilton's on the ten

That's about the best we can do. That's cute. Here's one we didn't get to and I thought this was right Nowvis's whel He's just the one that I pointed at coup couple here that as soon as you saw Elvis didn't do the joke. On my podcast podcast, Elvis talked about how, uh this guy came out to the public that he's gay. He's the first gay K pop star. Now, k pop is Korean pop music South Korea. It's all the race right like BS pop group pop. So I said,

even even what's that guy Gangam style side? That's K pop? Yeah, so I said, uh oh, so gay pop Elviston? Uh today, oh, I did one today, one to three. Uh oh, that was my favorite joke. Okay, so these are my these are the big ones. I want to say. If somebody for next week. Okay, today we were talking about how Amazon is going to start providing healthcare. They're teaming up with um, uh, two other companies. Doesn't you know it is not get from that. It's two of the major companies, Berkshire,

Hathaway at another company. The three of them are gonna form a big conglomerate where they're gonna provide healthcare for people, affordable and really trying to fix the healthcare problem. So I said, if you hired Amazon as your guy, no, does that mean your box would have a smile on it? That is clever? Thank you. I'll be posting that on that right because all their boxes have smiles. Vage joke. Okay, um,

really you don't say so. I'm gonna give you now my favorite joke of the week, which you saw and my favorite one that he did. So okay, so top of train last week on Friday, the only day I was here, like he so he was like he wanted to know what awards did you win? And like when you were younger, you want like a track and field or funniest whatever what. So he kept saying, what top awards have you won? What top awards did you win? Call now So my joke was Elvis was should have

said I won a top award. I won an award for being a top and he wouldn't do the joke. Now, if you understand what that means, God bless you if you don't tweet scary, but being a gay man, it was a great joke. Now, my favorite joke in the day, which he did today, and and uh, you know, I shouldn't technically do this because it was it was a used joke on the Big Show, not an unused joke because a used joke. But I loved it so much I just wanted to recreate it for the podcast, and

I apologies to Elvis, who delivered it perfectly. We were talking about a straw and the question was how many holes does a straw have? Right? One or two? Because the the the argument is is it one hall that just goes all the way through? And so Danielle says, well, it has one hall and two openings. So I wrote the joke that was my nickname in high school for Elvis one hole, two openings. We can see why he didn't do that. No, he did it. That's the one

he did. You have headphones on you don't pay attention. I was sipping my tea. You were sipping your tea. You don't have any kids, you have nothing else to worry about. Uh, So I have an update on CVS. Oh yes, I'd like to know what happened. So let's by the way, someone tweeted us about the the Agnes of Phoenix at the CVS. They went to a CVS.

Oh it was an email. Oh read the start with I shouldn't have to reset this because you guys are all listening in order a shout out to Sereny sr I and I Sereny who's a huge listener of the Morning Show and a huge list of our podcast. And he told me that in his mind, the CVS rant from last episode was his favorite rant of all time on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. So I said, really, you liked it more than the uber one and the ups one because those were, like I thought those were you know,

I don't know how gonn to top those? And he said, oh, I don't know if I've heard those? What the fox Serny, what are you doing listening to twenty five if you didn't listen to twenty one and twenty three will jump around? No jump pain you gotta listen at all. He really don't though, because every you because we referenced things before. I don't see it as a big deal. You know what, Now I gotta reset the VS rant. You don't pause, go back and listen to episode Paul, we're waiting. Are

you done? Wait a second, we don't have to pause. They can actually just hit the stop. But go back there before you go any further on this podcast. Yeah, does that screw everything up? The listens to place. We'll get the listeners we'll get twice when the listeners left to come back to this. Yeah it's good. Yeah, yeah, stop shout out to the people that said A couple of people told me, please I apologize. If one of our female listeners said she's already listened to episode four times,

that's a hundred. That's a lot. Thank you, we could use. We love the conversation with you and Bobby Flay what we call Bobby's Restaurant, and love the CVS ran. Please keep stop starting our podcast. We love that. We love we start stop just watch no, listen the whole thing over and over again. Yeah no, but anyway, as you were saying, so, yeah, so short person, CVS the woman at the drive through was was an incompupable and well,

I called her Agnes. I don know what a real name was when I said, for the sake of argument, I need to have a name, we're gonna call her Agnes. So Agnes took my my medical card. Big problem. She didn't use complete sentences. I established it. CVS stands for can't can't verbalize sentences, right, I think that's what I said, A vocalized sentences one of those. I think it was

verbalized can't verbalized sentences. And I told the story about how I paid a hundred and thirty four hours from my Z pack and you're like, oh, you're so, who's a phone producer? Oh, I only paid like seventy nine And I think I told this story in the fifteen minute morning she and she's like, well, I went to like a cut rate, you know, Bogus ask drug store, and they said they their rates are lower than CVS

on some things. So I'm like, well, it seems awfully weird that I paid like fifty five dollars more, but for the Z pack like six pills. You actually investigate it. I went back to CVS. Yes, shut up, based on your rits of telling you she got so my daughter's sick. I mentioned, had I went to CVS to get my daughter liquid, uh, day quill because the princess can't take a pill. I can't swallow a pill, so I have to get you know. And then she's I get the liquid.

I don't like orange. Fuck you you try this orange or vomit medicine? Could? She says, why couldn't she get me grape? Because grape is up to eleven year old and you're older than eleven. I like the grape. You don't like the grape when you were eleven and I gave you grape, You're like, don't damp better flavors? Drake the medicine. Hashtag leave the kids home, shut up. My kids won't be sick on the cruise. Oh my god. Kids. So while I'm paying for the for the liquid day

quill orange flavor, I said, I got a questions. Yeah, co work, So she says, hold on, let me go in the system and looked it up. I didn't you know. It wasn't Agnes helping me. I was inside the store and she says, uh, it looks like your medical benefits weren't applied. To the purchase. Who really now, So, when you have medical benefits, which I'm hoping most of you do, your medical insurance company, your insurance plan, they make a deal with all the providers and they so when when

a doctor says, I take uh United Healthcare, whoever? United health Care says, okay, Dr Jones, we're gonna work with you. We're gonna bring you United health Care patients. But you can't charge more than a D seventy five dollars for next right, Yeah, that's how medical benefits, right, so they'll go, well, they might charge to twenty five for an X ray with a different healthcare provider. That's the deal they worked out. So depending on who your insurance company is, you may

pay different prices for the same drugs. So I'm like, okay, if you're instipated one twenty five and I paid one thirty five, well that's the arrangement. So I said, that can't be the discount. Or you didn't get a discount, you paid full price. What oh I gave I gave. I gave Agnes to my card. She says, well, she didn't enter it into the system. Agnes's elevators not going to do into the system or is I just would say,

by the way, didn't enter? Is that a big surprise to you based on the conversation you have, That's what I thought to ask, because Agnes can't verbalize a sentence. Due there's a car behind you, Yes there is. What's your fucking point, Agnes? By the way, So I have

no so I said, I kind of blame you. Hold on, why should have investigated this if you knew how dumb as a box of rocks Agnes was from the beginning, and you clearly stated how she was, that you should have the problem, you should have asked for somebody else to help you at nine thirty other than I. Look, I was sick. I could barely see straight. I was gonna get a hold. So so how did you solve the problem? So I said the woman, Well, can you

refund me the difference? Because here's my card. I have insurance. Clearly I have insurance. And she says, well, if you have the original receipt, we can refund you the money. If not, we can arrange a credit. We can give you a CBS credit. So I said, dude, that was a week ago, week ago, a week ago. Sorry, I like hip. I know you do. Continue all right, I'm gonna start singing heavy metal songs like every time you say okay. So I said, I don't have the receipt,

so I I'll check. So I went home, went looking for my receipt, looking the garbage pail. The garbage is out because the garbage goes out, uh, the night before. So I went out Tuesday night. So this morning I'm looking through the garbage like for this receipt before I come to work. I can't find the receipt. So guess what, Well, I'm gonna free dessert their ass because they fucked me. I didn't suck them. I gave the card and they didn't give me a discount. So guess what I'm gonna

agness their ass and tell them no all contray. Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna give me the cash back because you fucked up. I didn't sunk up. You have a record in your computer of the of of the purchase. You say that I paid a hundred thirty four hours. It's not I gonna take my word for it. You confirmed it. You don't need my receipt. Were running like a black market on drugs from sound stuff from

Audrey coming back for a discount. Well, shit, so I'm going there today without my receipt because that was a week ago. Keep my receipt for a week. What am I a junk collector? You're a horderff. I would need medication if you so I didn't keep the bill. If you think I need a hunt a fifty five dollar credit to CVS. But why I already bought my door to a liquid fucking medicine that she's not gonna drink

because should like it taste orange? God to get this when I get home, last for some tampons for you. When I get you are get this when I get home last? Hold on. When I get home last night, I tell my wife. I said, oh, I got I got the kid the liquid orange day quill. Oh. I texted her right, I texted, I got the day quill. I got the whole thing. I got, tell the whole thing about they overcharged me and agnes the whole thing. So she comes home, she got a CVS bad egg.

They go. Now, my daughter is unconscious on the couch, out cold. She's exhausted, tired and sick. I think she used continue so I said she didn't even take the day quill because she passed out before before I even got her in, got her in the house to the couch, out called. So the day quill is on the counter. I opened it ready to pour. I called my door and I'm like, I got the medicine. She's already out. I go, said my wife, and go what's in the see she's Oh. I was worried that our daughter wouldn't

fall asleep, so I went and brought night quill. Wait a second, what happens when you mixed day quill and night quilt together? You get an afternoon quill? No, I don't know. So I'm like, that knocked her out the night quill. But I didn't need to give her night quill. And get this. The day quote was on sale from thirteen dollars to eight ninety nine. I got it. The night quote wasn't on sale. She spread fourteen dollars on night quill so the kid could sleep. The kids already sleeping,

already pay four But night quill, she's already. You don't need help sleeping when you have the flu? Who can't sleep with the flu? Roll number one of the flu? Go to sleep and knock your ass out night quill. She raised your money. And if I get a store credit now, I already own everything I need. Why it is store credit for so I can go to CBS. You know how much Mountain do? Was? My daughter wanted Mountain dew at ten o'clock at night? Do you want to diet? Amount? Don said, I'll get your bottle of

dietmount do? How much subortunity to bottle of soda normal store? Dollar? Fuck you on my pant. I wait to uch on salive a dollar night at four for five, five or five? You know much? A bottle of Mountain is in the store seven, So you're getting half your money back if you buy it. TV. I'm not buying it TVs. You know what I got that bottle of day quill. Now at a bottle of night quill. But my daughters on

the couch sleeping. Fuck you at this? I got mad with calling shirts and I have to go back there today. You guys, you know what I'm gonna do. Well, my wife's stopped looking. I'm gonna return that night quill because she didn't open it yet. Why because my daughter was already sleeping? Why am I daughter night quill? Please? Aren't you want to hear that email. Oh yeah, you can talk now, what's the email about? Oh, I'm so mad. By the way, you can go back and listen to

last episode. You could been spend some of that fifty five credit on some headache headache fucking medication for me. I don't want to mention any any products and fear that you think that I'm gonna endorsed them. Yeah, you damn right, by the way, you get me if you can get me some ass brain for this this past rant. Yeah, I can use some of that with generic. By the way, day Quill night uill. CVS not sponsors some Kirkland. You get some Kirl Kirkland. I like Kirkland. Oh that's not

the right over yet. Read the email punk mail talk that shows like it's time welcome. You've got mail. You always email us. I gotta rant about a well in a minute? Did that remind you right there? I'm so mad to day Well email addresses the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Uh so, speaking of the CBS rant, did I already rant about a well? I feel like I haven't ranted it enough. You might have. I'll save it for the next episode. The next episode a O L. I'm so mad so and if you judge me of

using a well f you. Brianna Monies wrote to us boys. Yeah, been meeting to write you guys for a while. I moved from Arizona from Connecticut three years ago. It's been absolutely impossible to adjust. People in lifestyle out here are so different from the East Coast. Listen to the morning show every day on my heart. It makes me feel at home. People tell you this all the time, and I realized that we aren't really friends, but actually feel

like I know you guys. I talk about you all to my boyfriend and my family as if we're bfs. I get my I got my co workers to listen to the podcast. Yeah, I love that they won't. I would try and get them, but they just won't. They won't because they just won't get it. No, that hence to get so. I was about to say, yeah, come on, I disagree with you. Other I would say, more than half all listeners are not from New York. I don't have to be from New York to understandable introduce your

co workers to our podcast. We'd like to remember we're the Brooklyn Boys. But this isn't about Brooklyn. She also goes on to say that she she understands why the morning show is not on in Phoenix because the people out here just wouldn't get you. We used to be on in Phoenix. Yeah, anyway, Yeah, I actually introduced my boyfriend or your podcast last night. I started him out with the CVS rant because I knew he could relate. We can relate. Whoa it's who he was in tears.

You went to CVS to pick up prescription for me a few weeks ago and decided to go inside the agon of this Phoenix location tells we helped the people in the drive through first. He then proceeds to wait fifteen minutes and before he finally yells to her, so if I go outside and get in my car drive to the drive through, will I be helped faster? Then he took care of him, But I mean, really too bad.

You can't get free dessert from the pharmacy. Well, Brodie's proving right here every minute that you can squeeze blood out of a rock. You can't if you can get a gift card. If you can. By the way, I am being overwhelmed and bombarded with people getting free dessert everywhere they go. Save it for your book, even as not even free desserts. Anyway, I want to let you guys know, um, I love listening, seriously feel the two of you are part of my family. The two of

you argue with each other. Oh, and the way Scary talks to his parents. God, I just love it. That clip of Scary giving his mom directions to the station kills me every single time I hear it. I know Bethany and Elvis get on you guys for the yelling, but it's a like it's a bad thing, But I have to say it's so refreshing. It's so honestly the most calming, relaxing and thoroughly entertaining podcasts out there. How

is us yelling and screaming calming and relaxing anyway? Being so far away from my family so it's insanely hard. Listening to you guys make me feel like I have a piece of home with me miles away. Keep doing what you're doing at Brianna. I love that email. By the way, speaking of people who like our podcast, we've asked you guys to please review us on iTunes. You know, a little five star action stays up nice and you have. We've gotten, oh my god, so many amazing reviews, really

well written and complimentary reviews on iTunes. iTunes does not let you copy and paste or print. This is true, so I can't unless I bring my laptop in here. We do want you to write a review on iTunes, so we need as many as we can possibly get because we still have not broken the Apple iTunes two hundred charts Top two hundred. I last I checked, okay, and you know what else pissed me off and said,

I don't know if this is my computer. iTunes in general, but since we've been doing this podcast, when you go on iTunes, do a little drop down for podcasts and you search the Brooklyn Boys. Okay, we used to come up all of our episodes. Now some fox called the Bowery Boys are coming up in the search results before we are. How's that possible? We have Brooklyn in our time, That's what I'm saying. So in the description they must have the word Brooklyn. Well, guess what, Bowery Boys, fuck you,

number one. You're not as funny as we are. I don't have to know that to know that. Second of all, they're not Brooklyn. The title, and third of all, f you Apple having an algorithm search result that comes up bogus. We're the Brooklyn Boys, and fuck you Alexa if you're listening to us on an Alexa. I did not say the word no. I didn't use the word stop and her name. When you go to your Alexa and say on I Heart Radio play the Brooklyn Boys podcast M channel,

it plays Brooklyn Boys e d M radio channel. I don't want that. I want my podcast. How do we correct that? The I Heart geniuses are working on It's an Alexa issue. So Michael Manginello submitted an email to our Facebook page. We do have a Facebook a Manganello Manganello like Joel Manganello, have an Italian at Mike the We do have a Facebook page at the Brooklyn Boys. You can go there by the way you want to talk about a really like a deserted island, the Brooklyn

at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook. We got We told you we don't need a Facebook page here, but we have it. It's there anyway, he said the email through it. So you're gonna you're but evening, guys, I need your advice. Dropped five hundred bucks on a catering order for holiday Christmas party on December nine. Earlier in the day there

was slight snow, but nothing substantial. Well, the order was twenty minutes late after guests arrived, and I left a negative review on Facebook and yelp, and I need your advice on my next step. The food was overly bland with no seasoning and arrived late. So Michael is having a free dessert problem right here on the podcast. So we spent five dars on catering for a holiday Christmas party. Well, I've been a month and a half since that that episode, but I don't know. I don't know if he gets

free dessert on this one. An opinion, I don't think they did anything. Here's here's what I'm thinking. Here's what I'm thinking. By the way, I'm gonna have you. I love how we went in on them. Yeah, yelp. Yeah, I'm gonna suck these people. I'm gonna have to start charging at some point for this advice. Yeah. So here's what I would say. Twenty minutes late is a relatively acceptable amount of time if it's snowing. However, if they're a catering business, it depends on what like you were

like the eighth stop. Maybe it's slowed them down a little a minute here, a minute there, it ends up twenty minutes. Did they call and say, hey, we're running a little late. We're sorry, and and here's a free tray of cookies give me a little something for being late. Number two? Did it really affect the party that the food was only twenty minutes late? Like? Did did you want the food before? Like a big thing happened and it sucked everything up? I you can order for free dessert.

There has to be emotional damage. Were you having a brisk and once the kid got his dick snipped? Who wanted to have the food? Reading It wasn't will you will you sit? We were like, were you mourning of the loss of a loved one and you are upset and there was no food? Like, what's the traumatic experience? Now that's part of it. The second part is if the food sucked ass you should be able to call them up and say, listen, Mike. I'm assuming Mike is the name of the guy at the catering hall. There

all name Mike. Listen, Mike, you're catering I gotta be honest. I heard good things I was hoping to book you for my next party in a couple of weeks. My office body, Uh, it wasn't great. It was I just I wasn't other people. Other people at the party commented, I felt like it's a bad look on me. A good reputable place. You might say, hey, you know what, let's try again, or I'll give you a small refund.

You should be able to say something wasn't good. And by the way, I hope they eat didn't just one star their asses just because the food was twenty minute late. The problem the problem might have with yelp, people will immediately like reduce it to one star. Look because Liam speaking of one starle and Payne just walked, there's a star stars because he's should we have them come in for the book and Boys podcast? Let him do their thing. They had record interviews. Yeah, we're too big for them.

Different across the pond. They're British. Would they get us. I don't know if they would get us. You know, actually I think Liam might. Liam. Liam was so good, Rita was kick ass this morning to you both. I like them both very much. So. There's one last email from Lauren Burger. She's part of the tried Team Brody. Hashtag Team Brody. Right up she right tribe? Ye nice hashtag tribe though she didn't, but she's hashtag team Brody. Okay,

she's a Burger. What you expect? Really, she's Jewish. You don't have to be yes, a Jewish not not not a cheeseburger if you're Raxenburger like that, I on cheers. He's not Jewish, he's not Jewish. I don't believe. But Burger, you're Jewish if you're Burger b e r g e r. I don't thinkweet. I think are all people named Burger Jewish? Question mark? Well, the Hamburger is gonna come up, and then it's gonna be no, no, hold on, let's see Burger.

The Burger king isn't Jewish, obviously, hold on, um, it's it's could be German. Let's see. I gotta go Burger. Family history German, English and Dutch status named for a freeman of a borough, especially one who was a member of its governing blah blah blah. It's high in German Dutch. I think burgers are Jewish. No, not always, and it's certainly not a Hamburger. Well, she starts oh, she started the I didn't even look at the freaking email. The

subject was I crashed while listening. But the first line of the email is Jewish girl from Brooklyn here hashtag tribe. Okay, but not doesn't guarantee it all right, but that she's also team Brody because of the tribe. She says, No, she's broking some funny. Well there's that, by the way, But you're funny, I mean, which is redundant. I love the people that tweet us. So you guys run Hollywood

and scoms. You noticed that every writer general every late night talk show look at the credits and not true. They're a Jewish because it's true, not true. And I'm generalizing reporting for duty, generalized generalized reporting. Anyway, listening to the podcast today, I heard Scary say be dazzled. I held my breath and Brody did not disappoint. As soon as I started correcting my head laughing, rear ended the guy in front of me. Holy sh it. No, but

because of that line, but totally worth it. Oh my god, do we owe her free dessert? Are we the cause of her accident? She could come after us, She come after you for saying be dazzled when it's because it's pronounced. But but you were the one that made it, made the funny, so you were the cause of her laughter. Therefore you were the cause of me forcing to make a laughter. You might have to replace the guy's bumpercause Lauren crashed into her. Now, anytime you hit somebody in

the back, you're responsible. Do people really get into accidents over We've had that pulled over for speeding, peeing in their pants. Well, I've heard of people with loose bowels. Yeah, we hear that a lot. Makeup running down my I got to reply my mimscara from laughing so much. M you hear that we have an effect on people. I just came to this epiphany. I just had this epiphany. I corrected myself before you could make up running down

my face? What's that from? It's gotta be some freaking to have death metal song from the not death metal. It's kiss from Psycho the song Psycho Circus from the album of the same name. Man, you're digging deep in the crates there, that's digging kiss. Yeah, the amplifiers thought to hum come on, not mainstream. I don't know kiss. Kiss isn't mainstream and roll over the two eighteen. Kiss isn't mainstream, but they used to be the biggest band on the planet used to be and people still know them.

Gene Simmons was on reality shows. He's only he was an apprentice, Family Jewels, his son's hot. People know is something? Wouldn't know that reference? No, but you sing songs. People don't like how you say yeah, you know about a week ago we could go. People know that hip hop song. I hope it's uh exactly the same people who do. I ain't got no type. Yeah, okay, great, Yeah. Now put that person you can't think of up against kiss. Someone's gonna tell me what it is. This Target sells

shirts of this hip hop guy. You can't remember. Target sells kiss shirts. Man, Now you kisses in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? I know? And the person I man? Is it Ray Shremmerd. I don't even know. You don't even know big shot mainstream. My ask you can't remember who it is? Lyrics? I have no idea pull up. See if Psycho Circus is in there by kiss Psycho Circus. Psycho Circus is we have a classic rock station down the whole all put the mic on

for daniel Dello. Yeah, yeah, pull up, pull up, hold on, get okay, hold on kicking. Why do they lock this freaking door at noon? At locks? Elvis doesn't really be in the studio, Danielle, hold on, Danelle Delo, I need to talk to you. Get on the mic in anyone, the one that's lit up, the one that's read. Danielle Delilo. How you doing, Happy fucking birthday, New York. He's from Long Island, New York. Right, I am good. Okay, So

we need you to settle something for us. Okay, Now, what is your role here in the I Heart Family? My role is a promotions director director. Yeah, okay. If you think daniel Monaro has an accent on our show, you've heard nothing until you've heard Danielle Delone. Nothing nothing, nothing shut you. Okay. Do you have do you have you have? When she was an intern? Frost, you have interned Danielle. Yeah, So every summer I have interned some around the country because they all come to New York

to intern, so I have them record. It's something. It's a sentence, a couple of sentences that a very stereotypical phrasing that people from around the country say differently. You have it. Yeah, not fast enough though, this computer slow Astern accent intern accent game. Okay, I'm pulling it up right now. This was an unplanned bit. Okay. So, so Danielle is here because we have celebrities in the building and you help, you assist with theirs. So here's Danielle

back many many years ago. Play it. This is daniel Hello, I'm an intern for Elvis Duran in the Morning show. I am now going to get a glass of water, a cup of coffee, and a bagel and put them in my shopping bag. Then I'm going to go for a ride in a taxi cab to Long Island while eating an apple. I do not have an accent. By the way, I feel like you should have ended that with your dirty I really feel that that was coming out of your mouth next, because women I know that

talk like that usually end Okay. So after she recorded that, she looks at me she goes on have a fucking accent, like, oh my god, that's exactly what I said. Tom So Scary constantly takes sentences that we that happened to pop up in conversation, and if the lyrics to a hip hop song. He starts trying to wrap them like today. For instance, on my snapchat, which is active right now, because he's so street, Garrett was having a baby and I was trying to get the name out of him.

So my caption was baby popping on the charts. What's that from? I don't know, b from the song no Limit Easy? Yeah? Okay, but she says something else, so he popping off the charts. It wasn't place. So he did it again? You did another one. I said something, and he said she He said something happened to me about a week ago. I said a week ago? A week ago? So I'm looking at him. Funny, right, you

don't know anything. And then Scary says something about she's reading an email and the person writing email says, oh, I enjoyed the podcast so much. I was laughing so hard. There was the makeup that was makeup running down my face. So I said, the makeup running down my face. You're in the psycho circus by kiss right, So he goes. He says, so he says, kissesn't mainstream, So I said, really, who sings that song that you were just singing? He doesn't know, He can't remember, but it's a it's a

popular lyric from pop culture. This You see. The problem is you gave her the answer to the kissing. My point is he said kiss isn't mainstream now, They're not on the top of the world right now. But would you would have to say average American knows who kisses, would recognize a picture of them and go, oh my god, that's kiss, stick out that tongue. Yes, she would name kiss. She's gonna say rock and roll night because it was featuring guitar hero I never even played guitar play here.

The only guitar I play is on my leg. Yeah, she's got g string name name a kiss song? Well, I know, I got about a hundred in the puter. But the way your song you just mentioned is not in the computer because it was a really obscure reference. Isn't an obscure reference if you're a fan of that kind of music, but it listen to this podcast of that music. Uh, Pauli Pavilion is Pauli Pavilion Know, I know he's listening. Who set me a kiss gift for

my birthday? Well, okay, I got he got just based on the gift I knew what song they was singing with no audio. So Danielle kiss song Beth, Yeah, how you doing Beth cyring up Detroit Rock City with the dual guitars? Come on, you got that. One of the best intros ever, the best interest to a song, no from that era. It's great. There's one guitar and you have like this, you have your headphones on and then the second guitar comes in in your other ear. It's great.

Is this there's an LP version? Just play the damn song by Detroit Rock City by kiss all right here? This one help version may have talking now anyway. My point is I at least know who I'm quoting. Does nothing for me. I thought you were gonna say you you were gonna caption have a baby by me, baby be a millionaire? Who? Who? What you know that fifty cents song? I thought you would have said Garrett would have said, you know, have a baby by me, baby

a millionaire. I don't know that one. Yeah, you don't know one anyway. Daniel Thank you, Hey, thanks, it's nice seeing you. Love. You're doing it for the super Bowl this weekend. You know, I was asking everybody what they were doing, and I mean they're having parties and stuff, but I ain't going. Why you can't You can't say, I'm sorry kidding? What are you doing? I really don't know. I don't know what are you doing? Are you throwing a party? A party? Are you trowing a party? That

our accent was thick? No, mine is very thick, very thick. So that's not that's not a d h not a date. Your accent is dick. You got a dick accent, you know what. We had another debate on the podcast a little while ago. If you made a habit of texting, next you gonna find But let's say you you texted me a lot and you kept using the wrong your Oh I hate that, okay, But let's say you did right? Okay, you hate it? Right, I hate Let's say a friend of yours on a scale it want to tender about

a seven. You see them every month or so, a good friend, occasionally hang out whatever, Right, every time they text you, they use the wrong your if drives you crazy? Right? Would you say something to them? Would thank you? What would you say? I'd say, use the right? You are right? But he's being a pussy of all people in this building. He doesn't want to confront his friend. I feel like he's a grown person. I shouldn't at this point. I

feel like it's not my place. How does it feel brody all of a sudden, has like feelings feeling right exactly brody of all people. So you're saying, you're saying tro caution to the wind, and just tell him. I would just tell him straight up and say, yo, why don't you use the right? You are the apostrophee goes here? If you are talking about you are what goes there? The okay? Okay, yeah, what do you say? I thought you said postrophe? What have you ever had consideration for

anyone's feelings? I always have considerations of people's feelings unless they screw me at CVS or UPS or FedEx or a restaurant, a restaurant, arrest right or right or uber uber Right. Brodie just took a victory ship. You know what that is? That's like you feel like you've done a great podcast and you've done something. Okay, so we

didn't realize this. We used to scary light. We Our job as executive producers is to add to the show, whether it's writing jokes or suggesting a topic or or saying a story that happened in our life, and then after we present it and it goes over. Well, we didn't realize this, but we we have sodas and drinks around. We would just go like, oh, like that my joke. He was just now right, But you don't realize it's subconsciously you're just taking a drink. But we realized it's

a victory set. It's called the victory sip. Like, oh, I just had a great phone tap. Everybody loved the victory victory set. Now we do it on purpose, but we didn't realize what we're doing. It's like, yeah, right, so when these headphones come off and the mics go off, I think we should all take a victory sip because I thought today was podcast was pretty cool. There's good Now this is now all the podcast. I know you love both of us, Brody and Scary. I love both

of you. I love Scary and Brody, but I love Brody and Scary. Yeah, she love and Scary. No, but I gotta be honest here, careful, be honest. I gotta be honest. That's what we are about, honestly and transparency. I've known Scary like twenty years but who's made more of an impact on your life? Continue? Continue? Did bring me in here? You did bring me in here? But I okay, that's fine, but continue. That's you interrupted her story. Beautiful, I'm beautiful and bright. You know that? Thank you said

that you're diverting her. What was the last time you told Danielle she was beautiful? Albright? Come on, Danielle? Uh not in a couple of weeks. Yeah, it's been weeks. Yes, And when he says it, it's crazy. About a week ago. We could go, we could go. Who sings that? You still don't know? You haven't even googled it? Because I'm not trying to google because the listeners are gonna do it for me. Danielle, it's been queen having you here. We gotta shut the You're gotta shut the podcast down

with us. I don't want to all I was asking her question and then we can shut it down episodes. By the way, shut it down? You know that song? Yeah? Who sings the hip hop version the song? Shut it down? Shut and shut it down? Look that up? Okay, what's up of the twenty six episodes you're now part of this one? How many of the first twenty five. Have you heard I've heard about ten to fifteen? Now you

listening in order? Yeah? Yeah, girl number one zero? Why would I Why would I go for nagling around to give the other ones? Why wouldn't I listen to the right? Why would she jump around? Jump around? How the pain? Exactly right? Now? That's a popular reference for cris cross them. You're gonna tell me how some pain? You don't mean you didn't jump jump to the next episode? No tell me how? No no no no is a more popular musical act than kiss for our for the people listening

to this podcast. Yes, because because it's still played to this day in bars around the country. They are, I mean, how's the pain is? Still? It's when is your song ever played in a bar? What bar are you going to? Do? You ever go to the boardy bond? You go to you go to east? That's a long island. They play both Actually listen, you go right. They're gonna play rock and roll all night, they are, Yeah, but that might play. They might play cold Gin because it's got alcohol in

the time. You're not going to play the song that you reference, which who's more like four? Because it's not in our computer system. Well, No, Psycho Circus wasn't a big hit, but if you're a Kiss fan, it was the title track of the Olt The Comeback, rambled on, I'm just saying led Zeppelin rambling on. They see what I did there? I wouldn't. I came into your world, you did, but you still can't reference the world you already in. You can't remember whose things and you know

she's from Long Island. Yeah fro you did a little too early. Where are you from? Danielle? Boys, Boys,