#251: Urine The Wrong Spot

did we number the Jeremy Pivot interview. I can't remember. Anyway, we did a lot of episodes. Hi, everybody, Hey, what's going on? Yeah? No, this is great. We've made it this far. You know, it's crazy my other podcast share Share that you know, they do the podcast with her share Yeah, speaking volumes. She's like, wait a second, why are we only up to number eighty and the Brooklyn Boys are at a quarter of a thousand. Hmm, we're up to two hundred and fifty one. And I didn't

have an answer for her. Well, we do an episode every single week mostly, you know, as many as we can a year, and you guys don't yok. I stopped doing Walkers and Talkers. It's sled two hundred and twenty seven episodes. Well, plus it's hard to get together with her, and we do a video podcast. We don't do a video podcast for the Brooklyn Boys, but we don't. But we did put a clip up of the interview we did with Scott Atkins from john Wick four and I

put it on our Brooklyn Boys TikTok. That's the Brooklyn Boys on TikTok. I couldn't put a video on our Twitch account because we don't have you need a certain number of subscribers. Yeah, so I think with a Brooklyn Boys podcast on Twitch, I remember correctly, just google us, find us, and follow us, you know, so that we can eventually start doing stuff on Twitch. If we had a budget, we could hire a producer and they could take of all of this. Imagine we had a producer.

Well yeah, we're not at that level yet, but I'll tell you what. Shout out to my friend Eric Nagle from the It's Eric Nagle podcast and Opie and Anthony Fame. He edited the video and stacked us up. Yes, and so thank you Eric. If you if you really want a good I want to say it's um science fiction and signing reviews science and a little bit of pop culture. Really good podcast different than this, and don't listen to it instead of ours. We love Eric, but not that much.

And I've mentioned Eric before. He filled in on the Walkers and Talkers podcast. He did a three hour interview with me that's on one of his episodes called the Radio Inquisition. In fact, he just posted an episode with Garrett from our morning show that he's worked on for a couple of years that just went live a couple of weeks ago. So it's it's Eric with a K very important, it's Eric Nagle and Agel. Thanks for editing the video and check out his podcast once you're done

with ours. We're very grateful Eric, thank you so much. You're awesome. We can't afford We can't afford Eric because I said, oh, maybe we should do this every week and He's like, oh, yeah, you want to pay any blank And I'm like, nope, nope, nope, nope, yeah, yeah. One of these days the The Brooklyn Boys producer job will will be a full time job. One of these days, not any not any one of these just becomes a full time job. Wait where we reach episode one thousand, right?

It took us five, six years to get to this place. Yeah, studies summer will be six years. Damn damn Brody. This could be the summer that that I end up in your pool. This could be the summer I get that invite. No, for those who don't know David, we're going on year five now six of the podcast, and for six years I've been begging to go into David Brodie's pool actually dinner, so you know, things, you know go both ways. Yeah, speaking of other podcasts, I want to just get these

out of the way now before I forget. I've done a couple of other podcasts this week, one you've done before and one you have not. So right now live as we speak, and today is the March thirtieth, it's opening day for the Major League Baseball season. Yeah. I did my annual appearance on the Black Cast, which is b l a DT. That's right, b L a DT Black Cast CST. It's I think I tweeted it out.

But the Four of Us is four comics or comedians or funny people on the show and we break down who we think is going to win each division in Major League Baseball. So if you're a baseball fan, check that out and it's video and audio, I believe, and most importantly see how wrong we are because we sound like we know what we're talking about, and we will

be completely wrong like we were last year. And then I did a podcast that scary has been a part of our friends Nick and Joe from the You Know I'm Right podcast, So I also did a baseball preview podcast with them, but it turned into a David Brody interview. So it's a lot more about me than I thought it would be, right and a little bit of baseball. So it's the it's going live April fifth, the You Know I'm Right, which sounds like a great podcast for

me to host, but I'm not on that. They Nick and Joe and we talk about I don't know, They about great moments of my career and different things that I like. It was interesting, and then we talked a little bit of sports. However, it was sponsored by a barbecue company, a barbecue restaurant in staaten Isla, New York called Juicy Lucy, which originally makes my mouth water just hearing the name of the place. Yes, Juicy Lucy, and it's got like the font they used for Juicy Lucy.

I'm not gonna say it's exact because that would be a copyright infringement, but it looks like the Metallica logo, so Juicy Lucy. Turns out it's owned now. I didn't realize this by one of my lifelong friends, Rob, and so in addition to going for the good food, one of my all time longest friends is now the owner. I'm not plugging it because he's the owner. Yeah, well

the food's good and now he's the owner. While you're at it, and we're at it talking about podcasts, I have an upcoming appearance on I don't want to hear about your stuff? Yeah, fuck it? Why bother? No? Uh? You know, Buddy the Cake Boss, his wife Lisa has a podcast with her cousin who's also does stand up and it's the two women and it's basically Lisa and her and uh and it's called what Up Cause? And that's a video video podcast. So I went over their house.

I went over Buddy the Cake Boss's house. Um, and it was East Hanover. It doesn't matter. It was not East Hanover, but it was a northern suburb of Okay. Then other it was. It was it was in Bergen County, but anyway, all the Bergen place very nice, but it was a lot of fun. I'm not gonna lie. I sat there for first of all, you walk in and it was Hollywood studio lighting everywhere, and they had they had a producer, so they had a budget. They've gotten to the place where we strive to be. Yeah. Uh,

and it was awesome. And we sat there and it was they miked me up and it was great and we had a great conversation. Did not use the bathroom where you know, I was kind of bashful because I tried so hard because I was in a foreign place. I tried so hard to hold it and I did. And we had dinner afterwards. So both Bergen, New Jersey's not a foreign place. It's not North Bergen, it's more

Bergen County, Bergen County. Sorry, well, but it's like when you go into someone's house that you don't know, you try not to use the bathroom if you could prevent it. Don't you try to use the bathroom? No you don't. Then you get a little peek around the house. No I'm not I was not not that guy. I'm not the pride guy where hey, let me check out the alarm clock in your bedroom. Let me go see what's

going on up there. Didn't didn't someone from the Elvestrand Morning Show go to a celebrity house and steal something? We talk about that years ago. Didn't someone take something? Yeah, Greg t he took a salt chicker from Martha Stewart's house and got arrested for it. Yeah, but somebody else. I think someone took monogram toilet paper or something whatever. Somebody took something, so oh, no, I scary. Would you would you ever take it? If you went to somebody

really BIG's house, really big? Yeah? Would you'd want to look around? No? No, I wouldn't take anything. But no, you know, I'll say this whenever I'm in somebody's house that I've never been before, whether it be a celebrity or not, I'm at my best behavior. I don't want to use the bathroom if I could help it, if I could help it, If I have to I have

to pee, then I gotta pee. But it's just weird because then you're then after you wash your hands, you're using their hand towels, and it's like, do you think they want you using their hand towels? They invited Joel or you don't think they have like a hand towel assistant that comes in and changes the hand towels. Not just buddy, now we're talking anyone. I'm talking about if you and I are showing up to Uh, it could be. Let's say we got an invite from Sebastian Maniscalco only

because he's done on this ball. Sebastian, do you think, hey, come by the house where you're You guys are out in La cool we show up there, do you think for a second he wants I'll grubby hands on his hand towels in his bathroom or god forbid, splattering you're in anywhere or everywhere. Forgot about the fact that they might have somebody. I feel like Sebastian is maybe a germ guy. Like I feel like, what are you guys doing punching my aunt towels? Like I can see him

doing stick about that. Like, I just don't think anyone and doesn't has to have to be a celebrity. It's anyone in a foreign environment at a new house that depends on that they haven't been before. I mean, I go to my parents house, I'll blow up that bathroom in two seconds. I don't care like I feel like when I'm a guest somewhere, I try and curtail the trips to the bathroom, even my even my friends that I know all my entire life, my Brooklyn, my other

my other other Brooklyn boys. Yeah, they don't want my you know, my funk all over their bathroom, using their and especially if they only have bar soap. Now you're using their soap. Oh no, I'm not using bar soap, so then you don't feel you don't wash your hands in if they only have bar soap, No, I'm not wanting. I'll I'll look under the sink for like the urgent or some kind I'll wash my hands with, you know, a tub cleaner before I use bar soap. Not doing it.

So that's them now, I'm not skeeping them. I'm skeeping anyone that's been in that bathroom prior. I don't know who's been in the bathroom. And I know, don't tell me soap cleans itself because it's soap. When you don't know, when you have a when you have a party, you have guests over, I don't know, maybe like soap I got I got pumps in my guest batho room. I've got um antibacterial foam and soap. I get people an opportunity. So if I come to take a piss at your house,

then I go into your bathroom. You don't care if you if you go to the guess bathroom, I don't care as long as you hit the water. But if I have to wipe you pe off the seat after you leave, I'm gonna I'm gonna pissed your seat was pissed off, and the seats and were off right. Remember the gas man came to my house, he went into my my bathroom. Yeah that's a problem for me. Yeah,

like that's a problem. One time, really awkward moment. I was being driven by driven home in an uber and the guy had a McDonald's bag in the passenger seat and you can tell you just eating a McDonald's whatever. And as we're pulling up, he goes, hey, man, can I ask you a huge favor? Said what He goes, Okay, do you wonder if I use your bathroom? I gotta

go really badly. And it was like one o'clock in the morning, and he was driving me home from wherever and I'm like, um, I'm like, I said, you know something, there's a bathroom in the lobby of my building. There is next to the break room. Yeah, give him access to that. I gave him access to that. But imagine

I didn't have that option, I thought quick. But imagine an uber driver says, and again, for no other reason other than I mean, I mean, yeah, people have issues with like, wait a second, that's so inappropriate because of safety reasons. But safety issues aside. Someone has a complete stranger that technically they drove you home, but yet you paid for the ride. But you've got to know each other a little bit on the ride. And now that now that, now this ride shared, guy is okay, Can

I use your bathroom? No? No, Look, I live in a house and I have a rear entrance to the house right by a bathroom. Even that I wouldn't do. Like I know, I have your car and your license plate. It's all in my app I get it, this record of your your interact. Show me if he kills me. There's some you know, uh no, not doing it now with you. You live in an apartment building, Yeah, imagine like bringing him in. First of all, you can't park in your neighboroods. I'm not really sure where he'd park.

Then he comes into the lobby, down the hall to the elevator bank and then up the elevator to your floor right, which is a medium height floor. It's pretty up there is you're right in the elevator. The guy you don't know him. They're like, hey, Dmitri, how's it going here. Then he comes into your house and he's like oh oh, and then he then he uses your hand so oat or whatever. And then he's like, oh, hey man, you know what I've been on the road

all Now, you got a drink? Can I get some water or something that he wants to drink out of your cups? You know it's no, you can't. You you personally cannot. Your situation the worst case scenario because you knew that the dude had to take a ship. Yeah, I mean he was like he was he was in a bad state. He was like it's oh, but you know you feel for people because you know you've been there too. We've all been this said it's like, oh,

I know what this guy's going through. It's what o'clock in the boy where this guy go if he had a pee? He's a professional man, he's been a man all his life. Well, yeah, no, he didn't place, of course. Oh no, I knew right away this guy was no he was gonna take a crap. I knew it. But imagine I didn't have that option. I just again, I knew that in the lobby in the back right, and it wasn't too far off the lobby. It was like literally right behind the door. I knew there was a

bathroom there. How long was he? I don't know. My ride ended and I went upstairs to my house. Oh you didn't wait around for him? Why to wipe his ass? Why would I wait? We're waiting around for him? Well, I don't know. I don't know if you have to like rules you're building, No, I I the ride ended, I tipped him. He got out of the bathroom. I introduced him to my doorman. I said, hey, I said, can we can he use the bathroom? And of course my doorman was like, of course, right there, right through

the back door. That was it. Oh, so to speak, Well, I have two I have two uber things to discuss with you. Do we have time? We'll do after the break. After the break, of course, come on now, right play the jingles Syrian Roadie. I fixed by the way. That was that? That was good. It was stereo stereo. No, no, it was it was motto now stereo. Oh very nice. Yeah, I didn't notice that, but I'll pay the listeners the slices did. It was a higher quality. Oh, I'll play

it again. I feel like you played it twice because your name is first in that version. That's what I think you did. Well, you're just like he was just coming up next. Don't worry. All right, very good. So I don't normally I don't take Uber a lot. Once a year, maybe twice a year, not not often. Um So a couple of things about Uber. I had to pick my daughter up at Newark Airport UM a couple of days ago. She was in Florida on business and she's she flew in through United So I was like, So,

I was like, oh, what terminal is that? I thought it was Terminal C, so I googled it. It's a terminal C. So I'm looping around, looping around the airport loop. You can't wait by the pickup, right, you can't stand by the passenger pickup area more than like two minutes and then they wave you out of there. So I kept looping around the airport. So there's a big circle Terminal ABC ABC. You go round and around and round round and a round and round round. Thank you. Run.

So by the fifth time, she says, okay, I'm here. Where are you? I said, my passenger pick up five. Just no, you're not. I'm by passenger pickup five. I said, well, I'm right here. I don't see you. So I said, look, the sign says right there, Terminal C. Because I googled it and said United the Alliance Terminal C. It says Terminal C passenger pick up five. She was dummy, I'm at Terminal A. I said, what. So I then follow signs for Terminal A, and the Terminal A that we

know and love is not open anymore. There's a brand new Terminal A. I don't know if you're aware of this, supermodern. So you have to like go on roads where your NAV system makes it look like you're driving through nothing because there's no roads there, new roads, new new new roads.

Who's this? Who this? So I circle around and I go down and around, up and around, and I get to the new terminal and not only is there the passenger pickup area on the right, but the passenger pickup area on the left is only for lyft and Uber and professional pickups. Yeah, because for years they've they've been chasing those people out of the airport and now we have a modern one terminal is modern. So that being said, I just wanted to shout out Newark Airport. They got

one cool terminal. Now. I had to take an uber last night, so I got in the car. Nice guy I think his name is I think I mentioned Dimitri as an example. I think his name Dmitri Demitria or something like that. Really nice guy, and he had the local sports radio station on, so I was like, oh, you listen to in Sports and we start chatting sports, Lamar Jackson and different things and Aaron Rodgers and then all of a sudden, I hear, no, man, I have to disagree with you on that, And I what was that?

So then the Dimitri goes, oh, that's my brother Craig. I'm on the phone with him when you got in the car, so he's been I was still in the fall at him, so I said you could keep talking to him. I'm not offended, but it was weird because he had an open phone line when I got in the carr. Oh, that's happened a lot. Yeah, his brother's listening in, and then after like three minutes he chimes

in once he disagrees with me. So I had a three way conversation with Dmitri and his brother Craig on Uber in my uber ride, and then I'm thinking, do I have to be nice to Craig to get a good Uber rating? Do I have to be nice to both of them? They're not supposed to be on the phone, by the way, while you're while they're driving the car, but a lot of them do it because they've got long hours. And I didn't have a problem with it because Craig actually turned out to be very friendly and

we had a great conversation about sports. I said good night, good night, Craig, the whole thing. So I got out of the car. I give the guy five stars because he was he was good, and he drove a little extra. I needed a lift in my car. I had left it somewhere and he drove me to my car. Was great, and he drove off and I put in five stars, and I'm like, you know what, now, I haven't been an uber in a while. Used to be you could say like what they were good at. They were friendly, talkative. Yeah,

like there was none of that. Did they get rid of that? Is that gone? I don't see it anymore. I just hit the five star button, give him a nice twenty percent tip, and I'm on my way, right, So I gave him. I gave shocks. It was like twelve bucks. I gave him six dollars on twelve again, like a fifty percent tip because he was nice and I want to make sure Craig got all the money. You know, I looked at my review, my rating. Now I can imagine what your rating is. I've worked my

way back. But okay, go ahead, I have some I'll tell you the thing. I have a perfect rating on eBay right because I'm really good at it and I'm nice to people. This podcast aside, I'm nice to people, and so I always talked to the drivers, I have conversations. I talk about the neighborhoods. I'm I'm a really good passenger. I think, so I look scary. What do you think My uber rating is? Well, first of all, out of five, out of five, and they go they go, you know, point,

then they go by point point, get to four. You get a couple of four five. I think you're I think you're uber rating is like a four point careful four point six based on what why would it be four? And that's that's bad, by the way, I know that that's awful. Well, my well, let me tell you what my ruber rating is first and then I'll get to

on you go. Yeah, my Ruber rating at net at this point is four point nine three I think, or four point no none home on a second way, Um, it was it was at one point as low as four point seven eight. Oh, let me tip this back in the day when it first started, and it's four point nine six. That's immaculate. That's close to that, because I mean some asshole gave me four stars or one star somewhere along the way, but they drop off over time. No, so anyway, so four point nine how long does it

take the drop off? I need to I don't know. I don't know, but I could say this. Um. I had some bad experiences in the beginning, especially where friends of mine acted up in the uber and I'm like, your mother, you fuckers, this is my car my rating. The guy's going to take it out on me, even though you're the one acted like an asshole. So with that, um, I had to work my way up from a four point seven eight and I was just nothing but five stars. There's like a whole thing on how to get five

stars off. These people always have a nice day. Drive safely when you leave the car. Do that. Yeah, thank you so much. You have a nice car, all beautiful. Yes, small talk of it right. Uh, what's your rating? Well, okay, so my rating. My rating is after I saw my rating because I want I thought I thought I was a five. I give everybody five. I'm very nice, I'm friendly. I went back and looked at all my previous rides.

I'm like, I've given every driver a five except one guy gave a four and a half or four four like okay, So it only has my history since twenty nineteen, I think, and of that, maybe I've taken the oldest ones fall off over time, so you maybe I've taken twelve rides since twenty nineteen, and in twenty nineteen, excuse me, bless you, sorry, thank you, sneeze, I closed the mike. In twenty nineteen, I took three or four rides where

you and I split the fair. You and I were in la on business jobs and all right, okay, so I don't see the rating that I gave because I split the fair and doesn't matter. Well, it does matter because I think they reviewed me poorly because you stayed in the car. I think I got your bad reviews because I'm I'm awesome, So I don't know where I would have gotten a low rating. Well, what's what's your what's your rating? Then two of the rides, hold on

two of them, trying to justify his low rating. Folks, No, no, it's not that long. Two of the rides. For some reason, it looks like I didn't give the driver a rating. Yeah, that me. Either I forgot or I waited too long. So I feel like they punished me by giving me less than a five because I didn't give them a rating. Do you feel like that's accurate? I don't know, because they can't tell if you've rated them or not. It's

a double blind situation. Oh, they can't tell, and they can't they can't rate you after you tip them or blow it. Whatever. Don't work that way. It's either you rate them you don't. Okay, So I okay, so I have a four point eight six. Yeah, but I don't have a lot of ratings, which means one guy fucked me. Yeah, one guy gave you a one star. No it maybe give me a three. But I don't know what I did to deserve that. Now, I was like, you're David Brody.

You have complaint about everything. You must think back till your entire ride history. There had to be a time where you just like went off on someone. You complain. Oh no, I would never ask them. Maybe ask them to turn off the radio. You're fucked with their air conditioning or something. I've gotten into cars where the music is horrifically bad. It's from other places in the world that I don't appreciate the music from. They don't like the way, like the way you looked. That's possible. I

can't help that. That's the face man. But okay, you know, I will say this um to talk about quickly about people on the phone when they're in the uber. This one dude had the phone open and it was on the phone with his wife the whole time. And then he finally hangs up with her and he goes, oh, I said, what was that all about? And he said, my wife, she she doesn't believe that this is what I do in my spare time. So she's trying to randomly call me and stay on the phone with me,

oh while I'm doing my job. I said that should be illegal. I mean, you're it's pretty much taking your wife to work. I mean, and forget about the fact that she has trust issues and she's insecure and she has a low self esteem. But like you guys can't trust each other. Like he's like, oh, no, I because I'm this is my second job. And I guess, I guess when women get in the car, she wants to be on the phone to hear what's going on the

whole exchange. Could you imagine that someone there, It's like, it's like your wife is just sitting in the front seat just observing everything. Don't mind me, that's messed up. But like she said, she would like pop in on him. But he said she would pop in on him like just gradually. Well, wait a minute, what if every twee goes I deal with this all day hours, every ride, Like every couple of every twenty minutes forty minutes, she's calling.

She's calling me NonStop. I have a question, and he answers the phone while he's driving I said, that can't be good for your rating over tips. He goes, I know, I know, so yeah, so he can you. I mean, I don't think that's the job for you. Then I think you need to find another line of work, or I think that's the woman for you. I don't think that's the way. I think. Well, yeah, moreover, you don't quit your job. But let me ask this scary talk about red flags? Yes, because you know there's all types

of relationships in the world. Yeah, what if Craig wasn't my driver's brother. What if he was my driver's lover, could have been and he was spying on my driver been No, you know he's into men, and he's like, oh, you got a guy in the car. I'm staying on the phone. You know. We had this speaking of bringing your spouse or significant other to the workplace, We had

this issue a while back. I can't we can't really go further than this other than say that this person would be at work and their spouse was so jealous that that that spouse would show up while they're trying to do their job at the radio station. We know who're talking about, right, I mean, well, it doesn't matter if it doesn't matter. It's it's also the point is oh oh oh, oh yeah, well I know one of them because one of the spouses. Are we talking about

the one who would yell at people on the show? No, there was, I mean there was a second person, but I couldn't believe that. I'm like, how is this person concentrating doing their job at the radio station and their spouse is there too. This isn't a country club. You don't get to do. There's an a regular nine to five job with with when you're at work. But it is this the equivalent of like if if if you're a bartender and your boyfriend or girlfriend shows up at

the bar the your tire shift, that's weird. Look I've dated. That's weird too, right. But then you can say, well, wait, a radio station is more of a recreational social thing, so I could show up and get away with it. A bar, same thing. People are going out, you're dealing with the public. I can just walk in like any other patron. But still I say leave them alone. When they're at work. They're doing there, they're doing their job, right, it's fucked up. I don't know if you I think

you have as well. I know you have. Back in the day, I dated people I worked with and it was weird having them at work, But they worked there, so they sort of belong there. But if if they don't work with you, like I had, I had. Ah. There was a guy who worked at the bar at the restaurant I managed, Yeah, and his wife would sit at the bar. I'm sorry his girlfriend. His girlfriend would sit at the bar and keep an eye on him. Well, part of a bartender's job is, you know, it would

be a little flirty. You get bigger tips your flirt. Yeah, you know, friend, that's part of It's part of the what what you do to get the tips? Some people you can't. Some people want to hustle and friends sitting there. I think I told this story my friends. My friend's wife was a bartender. He was um, he was assistant manager or something I think at the time, and his

wife was one of the bartenders. Yeah, she would take her wedding ring off when she waited when she was a bartender because she got more tips if the guys thought they had a shot once they see the wedding ring. I mean, some guys don't get stopped by the wedding ring. But she took a wedding ring off because she said it deterred her getting big tips. So can you imagine, though, you're behind the bar and your boyfriend is just sitting there for your eight hour shift, drinking and staring, and

imagine having a boyfriend. But I understand that you have to worry about your every move. Yeah, I couldn't do it. Well, okay, so I'm not gonna say who because they don't work there anymore. But there was someone on a morning show and then I know of you know ye whose spouse used to come to the radio station yep and yell at the producer of the morning show, yep, my spouse

needs this. You need to do that. You need to be better at doing this for it's fucking bullshit that you can't yell at your spouse is coworker, You can't do that. You you don't work for the company, and you shouldn't be there to begin with. It wasn't like this person was unemployed by the company, right, and so, but here's the thing. The producer didn't have the clout, so they were like, I guess I'd better listen to

the spouse. I don't want to lose the spouse who doesn't work here, right, They were so terrified because the on air spouse wasn't like telling their spouse not to do that. They were like, yeah, that's the way they are. So if you're the producer and you've only been there, you know, a year or two whatever, you're newbie, you can't. What do you can do? You can't because you're you're you're you're superior. It's not saying no to it. Yeah,

your hands are tied. Yeah, imagine that. That's some bullshit. That's some bullr. Yep, go ahead. No, I was gonna play your version of the jingle down. Oh all right, Well, before you play my version of jingles, I do want to give you a couple more cruise stories. Um, I broke a cardinal male rule. Uh, and then some other some other crazy shit happened on the cruise. I do want to continue my cruise um recap and I and

I looked like a buffoon shopping for Danielle's present. Oh oh yeah, I have a bone to pick with you on the let's talk about that first. Well, so, okay, slices, you guys remember the Brooklyn Industrial conversation. Just to recap in case you're new to the podcast, you don't remember. It was early episode. I occasionally will call Scary and I'll say, hey, man, what are you wearing? Yeah, and you know, we will come compare notes and he'll say,

that's what I'm wearing. And we went to a corporate event where he fucked me because I wore a sweater I think, and he wore a smoking jacket and a designer shirt and he was like, oh, it's Brooklyn. That's where the term Brooklyn Industrial came into right. And so we were going to Daniel's fiftieth birthday point which, oh, by the way, hello reveal if you listen to the last episode, that's what we were talking. That was the event we couldn't talk about because it was a surprise

party for Danielle Danielle, which she was surprised. She was extremely surprised, so we didn't want to give it away. We found out that her son, Spencer was listening to the podcast after we issued it and was like, oh my god. On the way to the venue, he's hearing the podcast and us talk about the event. But we did it in code. We never gave it away, but yes, we were talking about Sheldon throwing the party for Danielle and we were all invited, and that's what we were

trying to dress for. In last episode number two fifty and when we called Webb girl Ali from the Morning show Yes, to ask her what she was wearing, yes, and to talk about Saddell's dill in the soup, she was at lunch with Danielle. So when she was like, I really can't answer that question right, No, wonder why she was vague because she wasn't being herself right. She was at lunch with daniel So we had to keep everything top secrets, as we do. Scary was like, hey, Brodie,

what are you wearing too this thing? Right? He asked me. I'm like, you're asking me, like, I'm not the fashion guy, You're the guy who comes up with the outfits. So I said, well, I may wear a jacket and a dress shirt and some pants whatever. I'm not wearing a suit, so Scarce like, yeah, I probably wear a jacket too. So first of all, Scary did not wear a jacket, okay, which was odd for him. I did so I felt confident in my shirt that I didn't have to wear

a jacket. It was shiny though, I called it shiny shirt. Scary dude, you know me, I know my style. You're down with shiny sh shirt. Yeah, okay, so that's fine. I give him that because I dressed a little more upscale than scary in terms of the jacket. But what I who looked better is irrelevant. We both look good. But I also did the hey, scary, what are you getting? What are we what should we do for Danielle? What kind of you know? We know Danielle forever? What are

we doing for a present? So the first thing, we're like, well, maybe gift cards for something, and scary it's like, well, maybe I'll get a gift card for shoes. So we we we bandied about what we're gonna get. We kind of agreed will be gift cards, and then we kind of agreed on a price range. So how did I get I'm gonna say we were banding about between X and a little more than X. Right, We're somewhere in there. Well, like that seems fair. I'm going bringing my wife, you're

bringing your girlfriend. We're going as a couple, right, so X a little more than X depending. I was like, I made it. I made a joke. I said I'll probably do X because I don't have a job. And her actual birthday was yesterday and the party was last week, so I had time over this past weekend to go shopping. So it was after the party, after the fact, so I had a chance to assess the situation. And I gotta say, whoa wait, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa? You based your gift on the on the event? No, well you

know I didn't. They split. I gotta say this. Okay, I'm gonna say this, her, her kids, her husband, the assault of the Earth. Sheldon amazing party. He but they that was talk about high class. It was at this place in the Venetian where they got married. And that's a that's a test. The catering hall full on, like that's a full service catering hall, like where you have fancy weddings there and when you walk in you're just blown away by the room. The food was on point.

They had all they had every food under the sun. Like Sheldon spared no expense that he had comedy acts. Our friend Guban Johnny came out and did some stand had a mariachi band for her. I mean, we talked about this on the Big Show Okay, it was. The point is it was an affair for for the ages. So I based on that knowledge and having the chance to go into game go into the weekend. I'm like, you know what, it's me, it's my girlfriend that both of us. It's a fiftieth birthday. I know Danielle thirty

of those fifty years, close to thirty years. I'm fucking going all out on this gift. Yeah, why how is that a problem for you? Okay, so you may be thinking, okay, did Scary do X plus? No? Scary confided to me what he did, and if I'm again no numbers, but I got Danielle a gift card for X because that's what we discussed. I just found out Scary may have given three X plus and I'm like, well, now look, we are not equals anymore. We don't both executive produce

the morning show. We do this podcast where equals. But as far as like when we write made roughly the same money I was, I would feel even worse. But that being said, now that I'm between gigs three X what the fuck you? You basically smoking jacketed me and me I showed up in a T shirt. Well, okay, let let me just say this, No, no, you you I what did you end up giving Danielle He's like, oh, I was at the mall, I got her, I got her off the second I was gonna say, I was

just gonna say, a cross body handbag. That's what I got. Okay, okay, a cross body handbag. A cross body bag. You know. That's like if I asked you what kind of call you driving, You're like, you know, a four wheel car, You're not. It was it was? Okay was that? But you don't have to say it. No, I'm just gonna say it was. I'm not gonna say the brand. I'm just gonna say, no, it was hot, but now it's

h a u t e. It was. It was something, it was something more than But the thing is, at the end of the day, we are we are our own. It's not a hot horty culture. No hot horticulture is is is uh plants? That's botany. No, no hort culture is So the word that spelled h a u t E and c O U t u r e. What is that? I believe Hope Katur? Yeah, she who didn't she host a Today's Show tour? Wasn't she on the Today's Show. That was Katie Courict Thoms. No, that's holde a Cobby. Oh, holde a Cob. I didn't know wh

which one you meant hot Cob. Well, anyway, whatever point is, it's now the weekend, and I got time to think about this, and I got some time to shop, so I said, I'm gonna go fucking shopping. Now. We are our own individuals, We do our own thing. So so at the end of the day, does not matter what you give versus me. Hope, whatever it is, Hope, I know shit about everything. When you have no siblings in life, you learn sht. Well, you didn't get her at you

should have gotten that too. So I I basically, well, I'll tell you this. All I saw he's getting, he's given her. Here's why I watch what I do. I didn't do that on purpose. I did not do that on purpose. It's just happy he gave us X. What a nice guy, A cross body and bad. The original plan for some of us was, hey, let's all chip in on a big gift. We all mede even like

exit stage left. No, you don't do that. You don't do that for a monumental landmark, right, you do that for like Likeell's birthday, We're all chipping in twenty five bucks whatever. Yeah, no, this is a this is a big deal. So I went against that. I got out of that real quick. But I was at the store and I facetimed Danielle's best friend Froggy's wife Lisa, and I said, and I was with my girlfriend Robin, and we're like, I'm like, all right, Lisa's got the answers.

So Lisa, I have Lisa on FaceTime and I'm walking around the store filming everything, and I have my girlfriend with me and and I'm like, Lisa, what about this one. I'm thinking about this one versus this one versus that one. And She's like sitting there on FaceTime and be like, oh my god, she loved that's her favorite color. How about that? Oh good, Oh that's strap. She's into that. That's actually really that's like a new thing. So Lisa helped me shop and then she had we had ray

I said this on the Big Show today. She had Robin modeling these purses. So she goes, let me see how that looks on Robin. So Robin was like, you know, then I would like put the camera on Robin, and she was, Oh, yeah, I like the way that hangs. Oh yeah, look, yeah, you know, I love the way that color pops anyway. I love the way she's not paying for it. That that's what Lisa should have said, Oh scary. I love the way I don't have to pay for it, but I get to pick it out.

I mean, Lisa, Lisa knows Danielle's taste. My point is I needed someone like that. I needed someone in that spot. I'm I'm got it and asked Lisa what I what kind of gift caught I should give Danielle. I'd be broke. Oh, Brodie, she loves when you give her five hundred dollars to uh, this fancy restaurant in her area. Oh she does love that, does she? That's nice? She's getting X so you know something I was, But I was generous. I gave her

a nice gift. I'm sure you were generous. I'm sure you were, but you know I was getting four point eight six rating on birthday gifts from Danny. Yeah, the way I see it, you wanted a five star review from daniellefia a gift giving Oh well, I see her every day right, So of course, but but I love it. She's like a sister to me. She's like, we don't even know each other all these years. It doesn't matter.

It's an individual thing. You know. There was a moment because there was a point where I was just gonna go and got half credit. Of course, there was a there was. I got a half credit, but there was a there was. I put a modeled in. There was a point where I was about to just go into like William Sanoma get a gift card, and then I said,

you know, what's what you normally do. And I'm like, you know what, that's so impersonal and I should have gone half on like X Plus, it's it's her fiftieth birthday. I'm not gonna get her a kitchen aid blender. That's not something to remember by. So guess what she opened the gift. She fell in love with it. It was her favorite color. She was, how did you know? I told her it was Lisa. I said, Lisa, how help me? Robin helped me. I'm like, this was great and I

love it. I said I have a gift re seat just in case, and she said no, in fact, I'm bringing it on my cruise with me next week. Great, so I said, Danielle, I'm having it. I'm happy you love it, and uh so that's it. So I got her. I did a thing. I did a thing. But that's not a negative reflection on you. Oh yeah, well it's a negative reflection everyone else who came to the party that knows her a long time. You fucked everybody? No, I didn't. Oh you fucked everybody. No, I did not.

I don't even think Elvis got her. A gift is exper extravagant, is what you get? It wasn't that extravagant. I mean it was, but it's a fiftieth birthday gift, a right, not just a co worker, but somebody that you spend six seven hours a day with every day for the last twenty eight years. Well, then I have follow up questions. Oh boy, um, you you discussed your age on social media? Were allowed to discuss it here? Forty nine years old? Forty nine years old? Why would

I not? Well, because while your Brooklyn Boys podcast before your birthday, you did not want to mention your age and Instagram No, you were like, yeah, we don't need to bring it up because I said, well, right, anyway, okay, that doesn't matter, It's fine, that's not the point. The point is Danielle embraced her fiftieth birthday. Daniel looks fabulous. Daniel's not look fifty. God, what are the fifty looks like?

She looks like a lot young, like late thirties. That looks fantastic in my mind, I know Daniel twenty five years. She hasn't changed very much at all, at all, at all. Yeah, Sheldon looks great. He's got a six skin between between us. Half the guns with you. Over the past ten years, her kids have aged. I don't know if you've known. You hear that Spencer Dave aged. Spencer's listening to this right now. Yeah, well, Spencer's eighteen now. He doesn't look

the same as it is. Spenci looks great. Spencer's going off to that dude's going off to college. You wait, wait, wait, next year he's gonna be wild. He's gonna be jacked. Dude, Spencer's got muscles, Like, what the fuck? I wish I was half the man he is going to college. You pretty much are, okay. My point is the kids of age. Preston does not look like he's fourteen, it was fifty. They're young men now saying, but they were little kids. They've aged. There was a joke. Move on. My question is.

My question is last night Melissa and I, my wife and I were out for dinner and we were talking about Daniel's fiftieth party, and you know that you came up in conversation and I said, you know, Scary is forty nine. So she says to me, do you think Rama's gonna throw him a fiftieth birthday embrace it and have a great time. No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not. No. Don't want say we'll have a fortieth birthday party when he turns fifty. But he will not have signs up

that say fifty. He will not have Instagram pictures with a fifty behind his head. You are not going to have a fiftieth birthday party? Is that correct? Take me away because to giving you half of x IF if you are, take me away to a special place on earth. Give me some some crazy ass party somewhere. Let's go to a beatha, Let's go let's go to like beach beach.

Let's go to a beach. Yeah, you know, I want to go someplace like next level and that'll be It'll throw a party there for whoever, what's to come, or whoever or just the Brooklyn boys, your boys from Brooklyn. I should whoever wants to show up. I don't want to part. I don't want to be celebrated that way. I just don't. I don't need it. I knew it. I knew I called it. I was like, there's not going to be a fiftieth party for do you know? Do you know me? Or do you know me? Oh?

I know you, all right, I know you. I didn't I listen when I listened. I don't know if I don't know if the slices know this. I turned fifty already. I don't know if you know that. I mean I have I have childlike youthful skin at all. But I didn't have a problem with it. And I you know, I didn't have a fiftieth birthday party and like a big deal out of it. But my wife threw me a surprise fortieth and I was tremendous. I didn't need a big fiftieth for my fiftieth. My wife says to me,

do you want a party? You want to go out? It's like, I want to go to pe of Changs with the kids. I just wanted to, like to pick the place my fortieth birthday, you want to do an island beach day. Yeah, we did the forty and we did a surprise party for me at forty and then it was awesome and I love my girlfriend for doing that. The hula dancers. That's that's the part that ruined it is is my friend Dave. It sex on the way

day on the way Dave. Yeah, he insisted on getting me a belly dancer and embarrassing me and putting me in the middle of the room with a spotlight on me as as a belly dancer. I've never stolen that awkward and embarrassed and weird because I was. I was awkward for you. I was embarrassed for you guys watching this. I was sitting there thinking like, oh my god, this is embarrassing for them. It was. It was an awkward It was weird. Anyway, that's boast. I don't care. It's

allergy season, by the way, that's why you hear me. Yeah, allergy. You're a little sniffy, a little allergies just a little bit. Hey, have you ever had like a really running nose where it's ready to drip out? And then your significant other goes in for the kiss at the same moment. No, that happened last night. Oh that was happened last night. So you were getting a little sub sub I didn't say that. We were in a situation where we were we were kissing, and just as we were the kissing started.

We went out to dinner. So you know, she looked good. I look good. There was a kiss involved, and I was I was. I was ready to bubble, like I was like, and I was like, I can't. I can't, like, I can't do that because it's like if you know, it's a moment with your with your other, and I say, oh my god, if this drips, like what do you what do you do? Like you know, it's not a stranger, but you can't be like, I can't kiss you now, I gotta blow my nose. What do you do? What

would you do? I went for it and prayed I would back out of it and I would just own the moment. I'm back, Look, my nose is stuffed. Let's really yeah, let's regroup and uh, we'll come back to this in just a couple of minutes. It made we win the moment, but whatever, all right, but you guys have been married for years. You could do that saying I know you could be like you could actually like lead into it and be like, lick my snot. Oh yeah, baby,

lick it. Dude, what we are not at that point you're with Robin ten eleven, twelve years whatever it is. My nose is running, Oh, my nose is running. Sucked, ut, sucked, The Ludi's out of my nose. Oh my nostrop? Okay, okay with hot girl? P Are you okay with hot girl? Snot? It's a bodily function at this stage of the game. It's a fluid. Yeah, it's okay. Shit happens. Conversation, conversation. Yeah. Anyway, I got away with I got away with the kiss.

But then I got out of it and I was like, oh, look a blue car and they were like, you know who cares close? It was close. Um, So we went to uh we went to a concert on Friday night in Fairfield, Connecticut. I went to see a band called Acoustic Alchemy. They're jazz fusion rock band. They're tremendous, tremendous concert. But before we went, we stopped at a place we looked online for a good place to eat, and we

found a place called Colony Grill. Now, if you're in the Connecticut area, there's locations at Stamford and all over Connecticut. Really good thin crust pizza. So I don't know why they call it Colony Grill. Ninety nine percent of the things they sell on the menu our pizza pizza. So, by the way, I'm gonna get to the crew stuff, I promise. But we went to dinner and at the table next to us was a long table of college kids, I don't know, like twelve college kids, and we had

the same waitress. Waitress was fantastic, by the way, fantastic, and the kids had that Connecticut look like that. I have a yacht, my dad, my parents are rich. They all had that baseball cap frat boy rich look. Well, they asked for twelve separate checks, and then they all tried to pay with their parents credit card, and the waitress was, by the way, those bougie rich people don't don't do that. That's not a bougie rich person moves. Hold on. It is when you're using your parents credit

card and they monitor how much you spend whatever. Whatever the case. These kids had money and they had their parents credit cards, so they were driving the waitress crazy. And then a couple of them got the wrong check by like a dollar, and like they were like, well, oh you got the wrong check and this isn't what I paid. They were driving her crazy. At some point

two of the kids had their cards declined. Oh, and so the waitress was like, you guys can't leave because I have to wait now to figure out how you're gonna pay, gotta have your your parents come back whatever. They're like, can't you just take our picture and then we'll come back, And she's like no, Like, well, you know we've been in here before, so so here's the things. She finally gets them all settled, and the waitress comes over and half of them didn't tip her, and she

shows me because I was having a conversation. You know, I'm personable. I talked to everybody. I'm joking around with her and I'm joking about the kids and I'm like, listen, my wife and I don't eat separate checks. We're gonna take care of the bill together. And she laughed. Whatever she says, I want you to see. One of the kids wrote no tip f you in the tip line and one kid drew penises on the tip line. So

she says to me, the fucking kids an idiot. She didn't say fucking, but she said, the kid's an idiot because his family comes in here all the time. I know who his parents are, and now when they come back, I'm going to show them the receipt good from the credit card, because the credit card good. Can you imagine that not only are you a little shit using your parents credit cards, but you don't tip, and you're right,

you draw two penises on the credit card. And so I said, the next time he comes in, you should say, you should show him the receipt and say, I imagine this is life size. You must always give a small tip, even when you're on a date. And she's like, I'm going to use that anyway. The pizza was great, scary, but here's the thing, and you would have noticed this immediately. I ordered sausage and meatball as my topics. Now the way it works there is the pizzas nine nine and

then every toppings of dollars seventy five. Very easy menu. There's not a lot on the menu. It's like a fucking little stand on the table. So I ordered sausage of meatball. Now I eat the pizza. The sausage was fantastic. Apparently comes from some well known Connecticut sausage place that they get authentic was terrific. The meat ball when you order meatball topping scary. What are you expecting to get meat ball topping? Uh? At least meat ball sliced in half,

like a bunch of meatballs all over it. Meatballs, ye right, and I meat ball is not nodding. I don't like whole mini meatballs because then they just roll off. I like. I like it when it's sliced in half so it's flushed with the cheese, right, so they don't it doesn't go anywhere. It wasn't a sliced meatball. It was like um, like pinches of meat thrown on. They're like sausage. You know, you pinched the sausage and you throw it. Okay, you

did that last night. You pinched your meat in the sausage. Yeah, you pitched your meat. So I'm eating the pizza and I'm really enjoying it again. Colony, Colony girl, fantastic things. If you're like bar, pizzas terrific and the meat tastes like hamburger. It's not a meat ball. So the waitress comes over, Hey, can I get you anything? I said, I have a question for you. Um, the sausage is fantastic, but yeah, beef topping hamburger. It tastes like a meatball.

I know what happened there? You got it? Says, oh, well, to be honest with you, we use ground meat. We put a little bit of a regano in it, but we keep it mild because some people like it mild. So so so there's no sauce. No, there's no breadcrumb. She's like, no, she says, it's a mild meat ball. I said, no, it's a hamburger. Put hamburger on my beets, chop meat, chop meat. So she says, yeah, I guess technically you could call it that. I go, well, technically

you called it meatball. It's you know it is. It's it's ground beef with seasoning. It might as well be used for a taco at that point, right. So she's like, listen, people who know I've commented, but the majority of people who eat here love it. I said, I'm not complaining. It's delicious pizza, but I wish I had known it was beef. I wouldn't ordered it. I wanted meat ball. She's like, uh, you know, She's like, yeah, people really know it Italian food. They yeah, yeah, so you would

have noticed it right away. Yeah, it's a matter of fact. Um, that sounds like a Google four point one restaurant on the review, Oh guaranteed. Guaranteed. Anyone who does that and takes that kind of a shortcut, you don't get high ratings on Google. As a matter of fact. What's the name of the place. Well, I said Colony Grill was excellent, food was excellent, would get them all point nine. The waitress was terrific. Hold on the speed of service was

Will be the judge of this Colony Grill? You leave a review? You didn't eat there? I'm not going to which one is it? Is it the one that Field Connecticut? Looking it up? I sure him for a few That's why we went there. Wow, it got a four point five. Okay, well it's a good higher unless that's a lot. Yeah, that's actually legit place and they're taking that kind of shortcut. Listen, my wife got m sausage and she got hot peppers and hot pepper oil has two separate toppings. Loved it. Honestly,

we couldn't be any happier. The soda tasted good, like I have nothing to complain about, except except they took It's not met ball, all right, Some people do that. It's like with McDonald's when you ordered the chocolate shake, all it is is vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup in it, which is actually it's actually a black and that's a black and white shake. A chocolate shake has chocolate ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk. A vanilla shake

has vanilla ice cream, vanilla syrup, and milk. A black and white has vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. That's a black and white. Guess what. Yeah, all McDonald's shakes are black and whites, but they call it chocolate because they justly have the vanilla machine. If it's working. If it's working, If it's working, unless they've updated it could be wrong, but probably gonna check, all right, check? I got um? Did you have something you wanted to hit here? Well?

Are we just saving talkbacks for next week? I think we are right? Are we doing them here because we have one of them? Yeah? I just want to get one thing from the cruise that I just have to can make a confession. Oh, I confession, I broke a guy rule. And then next week, I'm gonna give you bad jobs that the recruiting companies keep sending me. So let's do this really quickly. We'll take a break, and

then we'll come back with some talkbacks. Fantastic. Okay. So I'm on I'm on my cruise last week, and I go into the men's room and there are four urinals regular, regular, regular, and number four is a handicap urinal. So it's really low yep. Now, if there were just four even urinals, which one would you have gone to? The one at the end. If if there's four, if one, two, three, four in a row and nobody's in there or playing this game, I would just take number one and number four.

And this way it leaves room for somebody at number three. Well, it leaves someone a space because you used space every other Yeah. So if it's between me the wall and yeah, okay, gotcha. Okay, So what I did was I went into the bathroom. What happened? One? I was like, what happened? What happened? As I see the handicap urinal is the fourth urinal, and it's really low, and it wasn't a full urinal. It was like a V shape like there was just

enough room to p in. But it wasn't the big long wall ones where you have all that room, so you have to aim it down into the v urinal. They had to go fancy on the urinals. So I go to urinal two. That was my mistake. I broke the code. I should have gone to one. I could have gone to three, but I went to two. That is the worst choice for urinal because of who comes in next. Well then you went. If you went to two, that means one and three are out. So the only

one they could go it is number four. So ladies, if you're not if you don't know what I'm talking about, Guys, you know what I'm talking about. Oh yeah, this want to get a urinal, you want to give a urinal space, you go you alternate urinals. You don't go to the urinal next to the guy in there, because you want to give a little room. Especially if there's no dividers, then the emat gazing. So you want to go every other urinal. Well, if four was a normal urinal, then

two and four is perfect perfect. So I went to two. Don't ask me why I just went to two. I mentally skipped three, so I went to the handicap one because I was going to go to the one against the wall like you did you you said one or four. I skipped three and I went to two. Okay, you skippe two, and I'm going to two. Okay. Walks in sees me at two. He's sure as hell isn't going a one. He doesn't go to three. He walks to four, except he didn't notice it was a handicapped one because

there's a divider between three and four. So he goes there, looks down and sees it's like two feet off the ground, and now he's gonna aim for it. He doesn't want to back away from it and go to three because I'm at two. So he peas at four and I hear him going he's mad, And I know he's mad at me because I fucked him by going a urinal two. Am I wrong? No? You did? I broke the rule. You broke It was all you you did, but you did.

You did it inadvertently. Yeah, now the next guy coming in, there was no next guy, but then he's got to go to one or three. He's gotten a choice. I get that. Yeah, rather than pol you gotta go to number one and number five. What are you thinking about? Er Brodie? I don't know. Scary. I brain farted, I brain pete and I went to two and I figured no one else is gonna come in. I fucked him. Not in the bathroom, mind you, but I fucked him

and I broke the urinal. Terrible, terrible visuals. It's the boys, all right. We got talkbacks. If you're listening on the iHeartRadio app, you had this bonus where you can click on the microphone and then uh respond to what you're hearing and um, and remember, tell us your name and what town you're from. Oh city, Okay, we'd like to know. Yep. Let's go with the most recent ones that have we'll go. We'll go in reverse chronological order. Is that what you

would call it? Sure? If that's what you're doing. Yeah, that's what I'm gonna do, reverse chronological order. Here's one reverse reverse That's what just came in yesterday, A line up formally of New Jersey in regards to what we now know is a dinner at the Venetian. If you knew what was at the Venetian automatically, no genes. That place is nice and expensive and so yep, if the host is paying for that, you want to kind of

dress up a little bit. And we agree and did yeah bye bye, Well yeah and love right, thank you. That's instant instant feedback. Right. There were talking about one of us Danielle surprise party last week, as we just talked about earlier reference the episode two fifty, you guys called Ali Gold and at the end, Brody said, no big deal. Nobody got the Joe scary. Nobody acknowledged, Uh what nobody? That was the funniest she ever heard. No big Well, it's not the funniest thing, but it was

fucking funny. Wait, what a big deal? Why can you set that up again? I don't remember what I said, but apparently I said no big deal in reference is something but I have to go back and listen to it. But I'm glad it was funny. It was funny. Thank you. Um, how do you know someone didn't pee into the beer bottle? That was also from episode two fifty. Oh yeah, we were talking what we're talking about. We were talking about the gen zers that came over and drank liquor. Yeah,

I don't remember the beer bottle thing. I'm sorry. But if it's open container out in the stands, nobody's whipping out there at the stadium. Yeah, nobody's living out there dick and pissing in a container if somebody, have you ever seen that in public? And what if if you have seen it, it would be already be on on freaking TikTok or dick took. I mean people don't pee. People assume the worst. Yeah, I took it at the

back and I pissed in it. What if you're uber driver couldn't get into your building and then went to a baseball game. He's not a pe Peter Peter Snapple bottle. M I don't think anyone irritated in it, but still it's still gross. I'm on your side. It's still grosse. I would never pick up other people's beer and drink it. Hey, Brody and Scary. Michael here originally from Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Hey, I am listening to the last podcast there about doors

and stores and the etiquette of it New York City stores. Anyway, when I worked in the stores, we had the doors pulled in woods for security reasons. You pushed the door out, grab for something out of the store. You can run out too easy, So the store makes the door pull inwards nine out of ten times. Yeah, anyway, love you guys. A right. So a bunch of people tweeted at me and said that in some states it's a fire code. Yeah, and the door has to open out. I got the

same thing. Yeah it has run out. So yeah, so pulling a door inward is not if you're in a room, all doors will be pushed out. Because I said, I set up the scenario. What if you pull the door? What if you're pulling the door in so you could leave and obviously it's a fire code thing. Well, okay, so what do you do here? And I mean it's more of a more of a grief, a gripe on my part. I was at Ruth's Chris House last night. Ruth's with under posture. As we've often discussed, yet Ruth

Ruth is on fire. We had it been on fire, would have died in the men's room. The men's room is Fonsi and there's bathroom doors that open in towards the bowl. I don't know why they open in. It's ridiculous. The door, it's a little stall. The door opens in which I've never seen an mendroom before that I can remember. Maybe they all do, I don't know. The point is the door opens with like an inch clearance from hitting the toilet, so when you go to get out, if

you stand up, you can't open the door. I had to go on the side of the toilet to open the door to get out. I've been I've been in bathrooms like that, and that's that simply is port design port design going. Sorry, Brodie, the plumber I know says, use the draino as much as you want. It will not thank you. Thank you. Whether your plumber is please get me the number I'll hire them. I use draino just yesterday. Scary on bad. It's a bad move. It's

bad moved to do it? Was you saying don't use it? Well, they say that if you use draino and corrosives over time like that, it will corrode your pipes and then you and then you'll need pip you'll need new pipes. I just heard it's a bad look. You don't sell my house before I get a new pipets. Listen to this disc conflicting. Maybe she works for Draino. You know what it's like coffee and red wine. Every week there's another article red wine good for your health. Oh, red

wine bad for your health. I will say this. I did bring the point up on the Big Show, and several plumbers texted in and agreed with me, said, scary is a spot on that you know though, they have an agenda. If plumbers get you not to use Draino, you have to call them. Yeah. But if plumbers use Draino, then you got a big job on your hands when you replace the pipes that they charge you fifteen thousand dollars money. No, that's if you use Drado. They should

want you to use Draino. Wow, but it takes too long. It takes years before that ship to wear out. You tell people don't use Draino. They got a good plumber will tell you don't use Draino and your pipes. All right, Hey, just heard m segment. There we go. So I know a master plumber of thirty years who told me that Draino used to make their formula strong enough to erode pipes. But he said it hasn't been free years that they could do that. Okay, he said that it's so weak

now it won't do anything to harm the pipe. Maybe it won't do anything period, So all right, I cleared out by way. Drano seems to be the cleanex of clog sinks. Right, it's the catch all name. There we go in response to picking up somebody else's glass. No, not as hands in hell, period. You don't know what people have nowadays. This is Deanna from Youngstown, Ohio. Thank you, Diana. A great day, guys. Yeah, when you come on, by the way, identify yourself, give us your name in your town,

give us your town, by the way. I love that she says, you don't know what people have these days, as if twenty years ago people had like cool diseases. I don't know if it's any worse now than it was twenty years ago. But I'm still from the bronx over there calling about drinking um. Somebody else's glad at the bar, he don't know. I get keep down when my family taken drink out of my dumb glass. I'm

gonna do you mind post COVID together about it. You know what you're fucking going on, So fuck out of here. In case you didn't know Steve mentioned your queens that's in New York. If you couldn't tell his accent, that was awesome. Exact boys is Troy aka puff for twenty up Um listening to episode two fifty, And I don't know if I would drink on somebody's drink, but you know, it's nothing different than if I'm in a concert and something gets passed and I, uh smoke it. Yeah I'm

doing it and uh having a good time. All right, So okay, wait a minute. It's one of the guy's name is puff Ty four twenty. Of course he's smoking whatever they ended, yeah puff But yeah, no, he's trying to say, that's the same thing. No, put you joint in your mouth, which, first of all, I would never. First I don't smoke, but I wouldn't put anything from someone else's mouth in my mouth that I didn't know.

But fluid with backwash, you never mouth. You never played puff puff pass when you were a kid, No, unless it was like a cheese puff. Hi. This is Emily in Connecticut. I am just calling to say that it is actually getting really annoying that Brodie hasn't gotten his steak dinner yet and we keep hearing about this, and if Heary really owes it, he should deliver. And why are we rubbing in and that somebody else got a thing.

Listen to those early episodes. You'll hear that I rewarded him with that steak dinner twice twice he knows, thank you, booking boys in the house. Mike from Connecticut, scary and Brodie, I would never touch a second hand drink in my life, do me a germ, especially since Corona, well since the Roda I have good day boys, coronavirus, coronavirus and what up Brodie? Scary, scary Brodie. It's Jason from that ass a Pennsylvania six for life. Man's my first time doing this,

but uh, I got a comment on that. Would you drink a drink that's left on the shide of the road or whatever table or whatever, But that's a whole the lotcher person who've done it myself. But I had worked at Cuch's Rowhouse. Well, by the way, Brodie, if you ever come through, I got you. I'll give you your steak dinner. Thank you. But we had a buser. We used to bust of tables. Ah, he cut off. No, maybe he's the next call. Maybe I'm taking it the

table buster drank shit and hit. That's where I thought he was gone with that. Let's see Nope, cut off, Yo, the podcast is not even thirty seconds in. Brody said, why you were size eleven? Scary? Said, no, eleven and a half. Don't rob me? I know, six inches? Scary, fucking think the point five and six fucking inches. That's wrong with scary? Yo, that's good question. I love you guys. Wait, what what do they say? Okay, so last week I

was talking about sneaker size. Yeah, and you. I said, you're a size eleven and you're like an eleven and a half. Don't rob me those extra six inches? Oh yes, yeah, okay, okay, gotcha. And I said I was a twelve. We we were making jokes. He's your boy, Juan Basquez, always brody and scary, ay scary. Why don't the day mister mister Sidels is there, Mister Mario Sadels is there? Why Cole Brody? Yep, Brody come here on the phone with him and they can

talk about it. Because Dell has to be the signature spice of Sidels because it's on every fucking thing so I would like him to answer to Brody please, So to set this up or to see what he's talking about, we interviewed Mario Carbone on The Big Show. Mark Carbone is part of Major Food Group and they own Sidels, so he was asking if we can if we could have asked the deal question. Now, I did ask a parallel question on the air, which I might have gotten

my answer. I didn't make this. This made the radio and I said, hey, as an Italian guy, were you ever intimidated going into Jewish delicacies and opening up a place like Sidel's And he said, point blank no. He says, I had the people that made the food and eat the food and drew my Jewish friends and advised on those menus. So he was out of it. So it was indeed someone from the tribe there, David Brody, who decided to add deal to the matzo ball soup. Yeah,

I move on, Sorry, but I didn't ask him. Not congesific Crisin boys, Mike from Wisconsin here about the dishwasher to mean, why don't you see if you're a dishwasher guy will come over and take a look at it, and if it turns out that you have to replace it. Maybe he'll do the install for you. That way, you're just buying the dishwasher and had seventy five bucks for him to come over. Can go towards the install the

new dishwasher. That way you're telling two birds, one stone, new dishwasher and sable couple on a bucks all right later. Never thought of that. That's a great idea. Here's the problem. The seventy five dollars towards the install. The install was still more than the install was at best Buy. So I got the dishwasher from best Buy. So there you go. Only because PC Richardson did not have the Scared by Life's Alive Crystal here from Florida talking about the wedding ring.

I don't know. I have a hard time if I knew a ring was bought for someone else. I don't care how big, how pretty, how whatever the thought was for someone else. Return it, get your money back, give me something you thought of from me. That's all. Thank you. That was somebody who proposed with a used wedding ring, and that's that they bought on Craigslist from my friend yeah, who got a divorce sold the ring to the to a dude who used it to propose to his fiance. Yeah,

that's the last episode. People heard it two episodes. Boys, Mike from Wisconsin here, come on, scary. I know you like to have your breast stink like garlic, and now you want all of us to have our fingers smell like garlic. You should know better than that as an Italian. I mean, if you really want to figure it out, you could use ampty water bottles. We some of the air out that'll stuff to yolk out straight in between your fingers, or just use the shells like a normal person.

We don't need to have our fingers stinking like garlic walking around. So guys, have a thanks, bloody we taught that was in reference to the new way to separate the egg yolk from the egg. When you crack an egg into a bowl, you could you could pick it up by rubbing your fingers on garlic, and then you could literally take your three fingers that will have garlic on it. Yeah, and then lift the yolk out and it will come. It will come with you and it

won't break. Yep. Hey, brudy and scary, scary and broody Slice of life. This is Harris again. With another tall back. I got a ton of pitches for you, Brudy. Everywhere go us see the Brooklyn Boys pizza. I always say I'm gonna send it to you, but this week I'm gonna actually take the time and send them to you. All Right. Every time I see the Brooklyn Boys somewhere, I always think of you guys. Keep up the great work. Somebody went to the Brooklyn Boys Pizza in Florida and

sent me the reviews for the Google reviews. And apparently the guy who owns the pizza place in one of the one of the Brooklyn Boys pizzas in Florida, does not like criticism because he comes at the people hard for criticizing. Yeah, and they were like, well, we're not affiliated, but there was some good fights. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody is scary. This is Harris Black Phoenix on Twitter. What up, just heard one of your talkbacks. Another Slice for Life

was from Nork. I'm from Nork. Miss you on the Big Show, Brodie, scary, both of you guys. Hilarious. Brodie, the King of Phone Taps not anymore. Just keep up the great work. Love the podcast The King. You guys still play my phone taps on holidays, So I'm still the King. You play my Thanksgiving you played one of my phone taps, page three. We'll get all this stuff. Yeah, we still play your phone taps sometimes the King, Brody, Scary,

Scary and Brody. This is fern down in Atlanta. Yo. I'm not sure if you guys are aware, but this last episode they played a squatty potty commercial just about every break, the number one and going number two. Okay, we don't have control of that, and nor do we know what happens in between. Our banter and the commercials are different. I think in every city they are. Yeah, you just got Atlanta squatty potty, you got served an

add hilarious and uh and that's it. That's your talkbacks for now because it doesn't go back any further than that. All right, Well, next week we will discuss something that relates to one of those talkbacks. One Vasquez, Yes, all right, slice tell you later. I love it. Oh and Scary, you went to dinner the night with your boys. Yes, from a restaurant I've never been to. Michaels of Brooklyn. Boys, shout out to them. It's on my list now, boys