#246: Shut Up Dummy, You're On Speaker!

I did get you rebbed up. You came to my birthday party. I did. First time ever. I've been first of all, first time efter i've been invited, but also for this time, I've been available on February three because that's my wife's birthday. The slices made me feel guilty but not inviting you, So I invited you. Yeah, well I'm kidding. Inviting me was the way the way Scary invited me. I don't know if it was on the podcast.

I was off the off the podcast, he says, Hey, man, I invited everyone from the morning show, and these people they canceled. They can't make it. Some of them said yes, and they said no, nobody's kine. Don't rob Hey Broady want to go. It was not exactly like that, And it was like that, yes, it was, come on, you told me about this. I'm not gonna mention. Names were like, oh, this one confirmed and changed their mind. This one's not sure.

You're part of the original. You're part of the original list. You were there, you were there, I'm telling you anyway, I bought tickets to for everybody to a blesque show, paid for his own birthday party. Yeah, nothing wrong with that. I was like, free party. I'm going. I'm a big boy. I can do that. I didn't drink anything. I just want you to know I was a cheap date. It's all good. Your boys ran up a huge tab, yes they did. Here was tab yeah, and not drinking tab

And I wasn't really drinking. I like one drink because you know I was. I'm on that detox tip. Yeah. So Brooklyn Jason was there and uh, sex on the way. Dave and jet Ski Brian, Yes, the guy with the eternal tan. So jet Ski Briant like lives on the water. He has a jet ski business. He's he's he's eternally brown like and but he's a white Jewish guy. Yeah. Crazy. Now the jet skis they wave runners because there's a difference,

and everybody calls wave runners jet skis. They're wave runners, Yeah, that's I think, but they're they're the ones you sit down on that. Yeah, jet skis are the ones that have the handles. You can when you say jet skid goes to the yes, but jet ski would disagree with you since that's a brand. Well it's also style. But anyway, people call him jet skis. I get it, but I just didn't know. I I prefer wave runners, which are

the ones everybody commonly rides. Yeah, exactly, the jet to be imagine you know how hard it is to actually jet ski by you standing up on a fucking what like a surfboard or skis done it? No wave runner, but if they hold on, they'll hold on to the handle. But you're being pulled by a boat. No no, no no, no no no. But I think, what is that when you're being pulled behind a boat, When a boat a boat is pulling you and you you're holding on like that's jet skiing. I don't know what you're on a

jet ski. You're on a wave runner with handles that stand up. That's only difference. I've never seen that like wakeboarding. Yes, that's what I that's what I think you think jet ski. That's jet skiing. A jet ski is like a wave runner would handles that stand up, but stand up. You can stand up if you want, but you can stand up by a wave runner. So it's a jet ski. Handles. Don't go with you. I got it all right. I gotta see this apparatus because I don't think I know

what you're talking about. But okay, I'm sure this expert is listening right now. They're going that's not exactly right. I know anyway. So so yeah, so jet ski. Bryan was there, also producer Sam and her husband William. My girlfriend Robin was there. Who else? Yeah, she was definitely there. What was supposed No, everyone was just Jason's wife, who sounds like Danielle Delilo. Yep. She's like, I'm from benson Hurst, which I love. I'm not making fun. I love her

accent you were born with. Yeah, you grew up with one of Bensonhurst. That's that's who I grew up around. Um here, the main difference between a jet ski and a wave runner is the driving position. A jet ski offers a more adventurous position than a wave runner. That's because, unlike the wave runner, you will most likely be standing up while piloting a jet ski. See, I was right, that's technic. I have done both. I don't own either. U So yeah, So, So we had a bunch of

people there. It was good. And then I want to paint the picture first of all of of what was your take? What was your take on it? And and and for for those I'm just gonna listen. We didn't get it for free, and we paid full price, but I I support price, Yes, I did. I support Local to a place called the It's called the Slipper Room, the Slipper Room, which is a burlesque show, which sounds like it's gonna be all nude. No, no no, no. There was six performers, um and it's a very small stage

and we were sitting. So I want to talk about the seating arrangement. First. Scary got there early and got in the back of this room. And the room is like the size of your living room. It's not a very big room, maybe a little bigger. So we're in the back, and there's a little balcony upstairs, and so we're maybe like, what would you say, scary about sixty from the stage fifty maybe maybe less. There's some seats up front, and it's mostly standing room only, mostly standing

room in the front. And so we have this like, um, this little stage in the back that's a little bit raised, and there's a like bar bar tables like ground high top tables, and a bunch of high top chairs, and then in the front of this little stage is a ledge that you can sit by and put your drinks on the ledge, and the whole thing has like a fence around it. So we were like like cattle. We were in this od of holds about twenty people, and we our all little corralled. We had a great waitress.

We had like a husky voice. Like by the way, they call it the playpen. Okay, were in the playpen. I didn't want to sit up front on the ledge. Jason was off to the left side, so I sat in the second row of tables and in front of me was two chairs that you could lean on the ledge and was almost taken right to the right's all your boys. They were all standing against the wall jet Sky, Bryant, Sex on the Way, Dave all the Tan guy. The

two guys in the back wouldn't talk very much. And then behind me, behind me to my left was Sam and William. They will find in the corner left corner and directly behind me in the middle because I'm in the middle. Now, why are you? Why are you sitting up the position here? I'm trying to understand. I realized. I realized, now I'm scary is behind me one spot and then over to the right shoulder, this scary directly behind me is his girlfriend Robin's I feel bad, right,

so I turned her on. Go Robin, am I blocking you? Let me know. I'll move over a little to the leftl the right. Robin said, no, you're fine, You're fine up blocking me? No problem. So now I've established politeness, would you agree? Yes? The show starts and the MC comes out, and the first thing the person behind me does is go right in front of me and block my view completely and never turn around and say, Brodie,

am I blocking you? Can you see? And she as much as taller than me, a little bit as far as like when she's sitting. So your girlfriend blocked me. I couldn't see and didn't even like ask like, are you on my blocking you? Because I had just asked her at ten minutes earlier, blocking you. So I feel like, you know what, It's okay. It doesn't realize I'm not mad. I love Robin. I'm gonna go sit in the other seat on the ledge. So I go sit on the other seat, needs to Robin, which is good. I've got

a great view until Goliath comes in. What six ft eight man who I thought it was part of the show. He stands. He's a bald guy. Now I've got pictures. All of my pictures of the show are him with the performer behind him. I'll have it up on my Instagram. At some point today I had to lean to the right, lean to the left. I had to lean on Robin at some point to see the show. If you're six eight, there's got to be a real scary If you're six eight,

you don't stand in the move to the side. But he was so far in front of us he still blocked your view. And we were on were raised We're on a raised platform, I know, but I was sitting in a high top chair, which maybe left me at my normal standing height, which is like five ten, and he was six eight. So even with the fact we were on one step up, maybe now I'm six too, he's six eight blocking the whole show. If you slices, if you're six eight, don't stand in the middle. I

know you should. So there's a black cloud over David Brodie's life. And here how this is another night just and by the way, the coldest night of the year. It was six degrees that night, six degrees of separation, six degrees of Kevin Bacon, six degrees of temperature. That being said, the show was terrific. It was um okay. So there was a an m C who wore a wig to make himself look like an old man. So all his stick was like old bush belt comedy puns. But he was funny, he was good. He was badly.

He was good at being bad. He was hackey mccackster, but good. Yeah. It was campy and kitchy, but he did it. It was purposefully done that way, Yes, now he did. He did. Okay, I will fault him on one thing. Well, I don't fault him, but I was worried for him. He started to tell a couple of political jokes and the setups were very polarizing. They were against one particular half of the country, and so when

he started it, people were like mumbling. Then he got to the punchline, everybody laughed except those two girls in the front left, who clear they were a fan of the person. He was making fun of the funny and he was like, hey, man, it's a comedy show. They were they were They took it personally either way. Either way, he did well. He came back and he started doing

nine eleven jokes. I'm like, where's this guy? But he pushed, He really pushed, like, oh jokes after nine that said the whole four Let me just give you just a quick let me zoom out a little bit. It was

it was an overview. The overview is this. It was a comic with Kurt, a big red curtain opening and closing to five minute acts, and when the when the curtain opened, you didn't know what the funk was coming out, so you know, it ended up being a burlesque act where women would strip and then they would pull it clothes off, rip them off real quickly, and then then there's tits and tassels and that that kind of thing.

And one woman did tassels and tits. Because the first girl, she would strip down to a bikini and tassels, which is what burlesque typically is, ticking woman. The second woman was stripped down, she was boobie, the nips were there and she was yeah, and then the thing. There was also um, a magician who was the worst magician I ever saw, but he was fantastic. He he did things like, um, he had a like a camping lamp. I don't know. You had to you had to pull up, like the

pull the topics. He would put it under his napkin and then pull the thing up, making the light go on, then uncovered like it was magic. Right. He he had a collapsible cup. He put it under the napkin. He he shook it up. He could see him lifting. He didn't have tricks. He actually showed the it was really he was a comedian as a magician, and the magician in disguise. He basically did joke a limited scarves out of your sleeve. Yeah. He did it with tissues out

of a tissue box. Yeah, but it was done purposefully that way, like look look at me, these aren't really tricks, you idiots, right. Anyway, there was a there were rope flyers like people at the kind there was some acrobatics. Yeah, it was fun, it was, but it reminded me of like a Coney Island side show where these these shows you've ever been, if you've ever seen if the scene, look at the picture of the old timey people step right up and this to see the world's you know,

see the world's smallest woman. You know, you know those little things like psych gags like that, you know, not a great magician. Just anyway, overall, what did you think? Well? I loved it. But here's the thing. So the first guy, the first was it was the acrobat guys and the magician, and you know, so your friends were filming the acts, right, So I was like, okay, that's cool. Um and the burlesque woman they filmed. I'm like, all right, that's cool,

tassels whatever. But they kept filming when the boobies were flying, and I feel like, like, you couldn't do that in a strip club that bound way, No, no, no, you can't. My friends were filming the nudity. Yeah, what are you gonna do with that? I have an idea. I feel like I feel like what are you doing sex on the way, Dave? Was he the one filming? Uh? Yeah, I don't know. That's how'd you know you nailed it?

You saw him filming? Well, so I didn't know. I would just had his phone out the most, So I'm assuming it was him, But you know, yeah, I I cringe a little bit about filming nudity like that. I don't. I don't think it's right. And I wonder how the performers feel, because they feel like they're out there now at that point, they're exposed. Well, I feel like that we were so far in the back they didn't even notice. But nobody else was filming, like nobody up close. It

wasn't like a concert. Uh, your friends, a couple of them were the only ones filming, And I felt like then naked, like you know, okay, good time, good, appreciate it. Good? Yeah again two weeks in a row. We we got together like twice in a week or so. That way. Now it's it's insane. I'm already sicky, but you are disappearing, my friend. You are you are first court of scary. I'm very excited for you. Oh yeah, I'm just a lot of weight. You look good. Today's day thirty nine.

I'm down thirty pounds and I'm gonna go an extra week just just because because I want to. But anyway, you know, it's it's it's good. It's the detox is working. Not gonna name the place, sorry, but anyway good. It's the usual place though, you know, the one I go to every year. Uh. That said, um, we have a couple of things I wanted to get into and uh yep, oh wait, like, tell you what happened to Friday's What everyone looks forward to Friday's I know, but not that

I did too until something happened. I can't wait to hear this one boys podcast. What do you do for Valentine's Day? That's an interesting question. We we have tentative plans for because my daughter, my youngest daughter, has something big to do at school on the fifte in the morning, and my wife doesn't want to go out on the four teen because she's got to help her with it on the fourteenth. Um, it's a long story. So we're gonna go out in the fifteen. Well, we have yet

to pick a restaurant. But I have my I have my UM, I have my gift for my wife already. I gave her a gift for her birthday that she loved. I did well. I'm very excited because when I buy jewelry for my wife sometimes i'm you know, she's like, oh that was the question. You know. I bought her watches. She didn't like when I buy jewelry for her, like, I go all out. I'm usually pretty good. This time, I knew she'd love it, but I still was like, I hope she loves it. Well, she loved it, so

I did well. I always go out jewelry shopping, and I always feel that they're just taking you over the calls because I end up going to a big box store, you know, in a mall. And then and then they have the special lighting in these stores that did the little little lights that go directly onto the jewelry that make them extra sparkly, extra shiny. And then when you take it out of the store and you're looking at it under regular light, it's like you feel like you

got scammed because it doesn't sparkle that way. It's like, wait a second, this isn't what I bought. And then you pay so much for so little, you know, listen, I bought my shared jewelry. But that's why you have to buy the lighting to wi exactly and haven't follow you wherever you go. I gotta say, I just I'm this is terrible to say, I'm over jewelry shopping, but but I continue to buy it. Well, I just feel like she gets more out of clothing and experiences and

fun things and jewelry. It's like, okay, another I mean, I understand it's sentimental, but how many pieces of jewelry can you own like that jewelry? Just and I know there's special occasions for certain things, and oh this is an occasion piece, but I'd rather buy her something that she could wear every day and bring out and not having the fear of her life, you know, on the

subway with it. So so it's it's which tends to be a little bit more affordable stuff rather than fucking fifteen thousand dollars, ten thousand dollars for fucking some of these gold What are you talking about? What are you do you ever try and buy a gold You've been trying to buy a gold next the necklace or something that had diamonds in it. That ship's like if five thousand it starts five thousand dollars. I don't. I don't go to that end of the store. I don't even

know what story your raising. The regular one and Macy's. By the way, some of you know some of these you know that go ahead. You know I'm saying I go to I go to the stores with the big name. I'm not even give them any publicity here, and they're not. That's not sponsors. But I people know what I'm talking about. You've actually been to these stores, You've seen them, And I'm like, why am I paying so much for so little?

I wanted like an emerald. Emerald was her birth is her birth stone, right, so I wanted an emerald ear rings these fucking tiny little dots of an earring a speck and not even the size of a dot, like tiny like her fucking two thousand dollars. I'm like, what for what? I could barely see the green And they're like, oh, emeralds are very emerald is one of those precious gemstones. Emeralds, rubies and sapphires are more than all the rest. Sapphires.

Sapphires are really expensive, so you gotta go for topaz, so for blue topaz, like or London blue topaz, which is a darker topez and it leans onto the family.

I got unlucky because I'm dating the girl that land that was born in the expensive month, the emerald month, because because amethyst is also one and is also a berth stone, and it's not nearly as expensive apparently if you look at Yeah, so if you were born during the the the toba, I'm sorry, the sapphire, ruby and emerald month, you're basically paying through the nose every time you want to celebrate your own birth stone, just saying I didn't know that. I don't know. Oh, take a look,

precious pious. I think it's a green is a quart emerald quartz? What is it? Amethyst? Amethyst? Yeah, not to take a look at the how much amethist is perfecting? Uh ounce or Graham not nearly is expensive always you'll just take my word for it. You gotta Barn's gonna tell you something that's gonna blow your mind. I was doing a lot of research to buy my wife jewelry because um, and it is jewelry, by the way, not jewelry. Look how it's spelled. Yeah, but we're from Brooklyn, dude, jewelry.

I don't say jewelry anymore. I got I do my best to say jewelry, jewel, jewel you it's either jewelry or jewelry. But even though it's like a jeweler, it's not jeweler usually sold by a jewel Yeah. Well thet they owned all a lot of the diamond. Yeah, the

diamond isstrict in New York. Okay. So I was doing research on every website of major jewelers I could think of to get an idea because I knew what color I wanted, I knew what I was shopping for, and and I start seeing the same unique rings on multiple websites, and I found out, did you okay? First of all, do you know that you know Gap, Old Navy and UM Republic or all the same company? Yes? Right? And B Republic's the high end, gaps the middle and Old

Navy is the lower end of the company. Did you know? Get ready to get your mind's blown. Sales K and Jared all the same company. Shut up every kiss pickI gains with K it can only it can only could And sales same company, no way, same thing. One is a little more pricey than the other one. Is a little more price. But sometimes you can look at the same ring, but it might have like a higher count, same company. Okay, so which is the low end? I

don't remember? Hold on probably Sales. I don't remember which is which Kiss speakings with Ka, Kay Sales Jared. Which is the most expensive? So you could maybe find the same gem stones in each of the three exactly found the same rings and they're priced differently depending on the story you're in. Sy Which is the most expensive? I can't? Yeah, this is I don't like the jewelry world. It's not

my thing. It's the jewelry. Uh. Okay, here we go Sales versus K versus Jared m Wow, they're recognized brands. The bottom line is that although you can expect your man this personalized service, you'll find a better value of selection. Uh and other store. Okay, let's compare the three sales was founded by came. I just can't believe you. There's a lot here to read. K. Yes, that's okay, we don't we don't have to find the answers. Do we know? It was taught so on when you first google it

shows you the price differences. Okay, well, either way, it's people. Yeah, you can go look up the differences on your own. You didn't come here. I'm fascinated by that. That's a mind blown moment right there. Yeah, But so don't go to one and be like, I'm gonna go see what the price is the other one. So a scamboni for um for Valentine's Day, a scamboni. People think that that.

And I don't know if we covered this on this podcast, but heart shaped pizza is a scam and that r H pizza is a scam because you may be paying the price of a pie for the price of a pie, but you're getting less pie. You're getting less pizza. Right, goes dippy, that goes dipping in and you lose the sides. Well, what does a heart shape look like? Think a dip at the top and then you lose the sides of the bottom of the heart. Yes, yes, you're you're paying

probably more for the same size pizza. Just saying I think it depends on the place. Place takes a full sized pizza and MUSHes it. You can't, okay, but okay, you can't picture a full sized pizza and now turning that pizza in to the side, the shape of a heart you have you have to remove some pie. Yeah, don't just sit in the box? You do you think? Do you think they're getting a discount. If anything, you're paying a premium. They're like, oh, look, part shape pizza.

It took. It's it's a bit to cut. You can't you can't serve it evenly. So that's a cute idea. We did it once. It took took extra love and care to make this pizza. So you're paying even more money than a regular pie. I gotta be honest. The pizza may have looked like a heart when I went in the oven, but it looked like uh, two year old drawing the one you got, the one that you Yeah, I gotta hold. I got a blob. I had to dip at the top, but it was mostly like fat

bottomed heart. It was you know, I got a rock and people will post pictures. I got a pizza. How do you feel adorable when you get ripped? I feel first of all, um, do you know this is like the second year this is happening with the NFL and the Super Bowl landing in the second week of February, and this it's gonna be like this forever more. Why because they well, they added another week to the the

NFL season. It's like seventeen weeks, moved it from January to February, and then they moved it again with yes, but seventeen to eighteen weeks for those who don't know. So as a result, the super Bowl will never fall on my birthday again or that week. But it can fall on Valentine's Day. Not not this year and not next year. Uh, and not in the coming years, because it actually go it's gonna be. I looked at the calendars.

It's actually goes down by a day each year. But at some point it's gonna reset itself and it's gonna be on February fourteen. I'm pretty sure. How's that gonna go over? Yeah, well, you better make arrangements for like ten o'clock dinner or how many people? Right, how many people are gonna break up on Valentine's Day or the day?

Think about this, what the day that the super Bowl falls on the day before when it's gonna fall in and then and then Valentine's Day is the next day and people are hung over as ship and they don't want to they want to go from the Saturda, Oh, I want to go on the satur You know it's I'm telling you, but imagine it falling on the day of the Super bowls. Problem, It's gonna be a problem.

It's gonna break up a lot of relationships because some people will just choose, and you know, some people be like, fucking, I'm watching the super Bowl, and then it's gonna cause

a lot of fights. See. But there are people who are gonna say, if you choose the super Bowl over Valentine's Day, the relationship wasn't solid to begin with you and other people would say if you choose Valentine's Day over the super Bowl, relationship, yeah, you know, one's one sort of a fabricated holiday and one is a national pastime. I'm not saying which I prefer. But you know, you could love your wife on the thirteenth, the sixteenth, that you could love you every day, you or your husband,

or your boyfriend and girl friend whatever. You can't watch the super Bowl live any other day. You can't watch it on on DVR tape or whatever. You can't So speaking of the super Bowl, my friend, that is a perfect segue. And then we gotta take a break let's take a break. I didn't remember this Sunday the twelve. Hopefully you guys listen to the podcast fast enough to hear this. I will be doing something pretty cool. It's

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watched Madman, he's the maddest um. And Megan Peters, who is a media expert um and uh so the three of us will be breaking down the commercials for entertainment value, for emotional value, for quality humor. That's right, come in hopefully, uh and uh. We're doing it in a real studio in Brooklyn. We have a camera crew and audio producers like it's a real it's a real deal, and we're live streaming on Facebook and YouTube. And we're bringing in John's Deli and LM B. Simone, Gud's Pizza and all

kinds of drinks and what about Joseph Avenue. You huh about them? Um, well, I'm getting a rice ball special from John's Deli. It's that can't be as good as as Joseph Avenue you, but I'm getting the famous Anyway, I'm gonna give you the address and an easy way to find if you if you care, if you if you're like, oh, what's probably doing on Sunday? If you don't watch the game, you do watch the game? Whatever, Um, it's it's gonna be at uh sooth s O O t h b E told sooth be told dot com

slash super Bowl. But I'll give an easy way. It's Sooth with NOI sooth our Bowl. Just go to my Instagram at David Brody. Whether you have Instagram or not, you don't need the app. If you don't have it, go to instagram dot com slash David Brodye on your desktop and you'll see something that says all my links. Click that and you'll see the link for all this stuff. See all everything you need is right there, and I'll

continue to tweet out and instagram the link out. Um, but I think I I think I did an instant store. I'll do another way way I'm excited. If tune in, that'd be great, thank you in advance. If not, I think eventually it'll be on YouTube you can see what we did. But it'll be fun. We'll be wearing referee shirts. Good. I can't wait. I may have to sneak that at the party. Then I'm gonna be at Yeah. I mean, if you mentioned it on the air, that's fine. You

know you don't have to. But go to my Instagram. Yeah, easy, y yeah, yeah, yeah and scary. Yeah. I'm gonna go to my friend's house on Super Bowl Sunday and have a big TV sit in the basement in the in the Brooklyn basement. My buddy ja Yeah, he's gotta. He's gonna be doing the sandwiches thing, you know, and pizza whatever it is. And I gotta say, I can't eat, so am I gonna look stupid sitting there? You when you're stupid? Oh? I forgot b y oh man, I'm

gonna bring my own. When is your last day before I go on vacation on the following Friday? Yeah, I got some time. That's right. We're good, We're good, We're good. Well, you must have cut down on bread. I assume as part of your cut down, like I happened, had a piece of breads and New Year's Eve, Well, you should have gone to the restaurant we went to on Saturday. My wife and I went to a place that you've heard of. I know Danielle and her husband from the

Morning Show go there a lot. Uh. We had. The meal was fantastic place called Cafe Panache, Ramsey, New Jersey. Wanting to go there, I know it's one of the few places I went to finally that Secary hasn't gone to anyway. The food is exceptional, the pete is some of the greatest pete i''ve had, and it's bring your own. So we brought our own bottle of wine, which is great, so my wife could drink and I drove. But um,

there was one problem. What was that? Well, the waiter the so the way they work is there's like four people that take care of you. There's the waiter, the assistant waiter, and then like the bread the bread girl, and the water guy and the water We were sitting at a table and I would say from my view, six ft in front of me was another table where all the pitchers of water were like it was the water picture station right there, and then um to the to my right was the opening to go into the

next dining room. So big archway. Right around the wall from the archway, like if I if I peeked around the wall was where the big baskets of bread water that the girl would walk around with tongs and and serve your bread like you need extra put on your bread. Pleasure Okay. So the water guy never came. M so I had no water, and uh, I don't. I wasn't drinking the wine. It was red wine. I don't drink red wine. My wife was drinking I had done to drink. That was fine, So I said it the waiter can

get on my water, sure, no problem. Gives me the water. It's right there on the table. I had a way, and so he was, you have the guy come over right now. The water guy didn't didn't come. Brad asked him again, Hey, can I, if you know, mind, can I get a little water? Okay, gets me the water. So I'm eating the bread. It's so good, scary. It was like it was like um, a French bread. I was just terrific. And they only give you like a four inch piece. So I was like, this is really good.

I can get some more bread. So I said, the way this is, Can I get you anything? I said, you know what, I would love another piece of bread if I could, because I had a lot of meat for dinner. I'm eating bread. Fantastic. So he says absolutely. So he says, I'll go. I'll go get the girl to get you the bread. So the girl comes with the basket of bread like um Dorothy and the Wizard

of Oz. She's skipping down the yellow brick road. I asked for the bread, okay, in the In the room we're in, it's a rectangular room, there's maybe eight tables and one table full of pitchers of water. She walks past my wife and me and goes to the table by the window, gives them bread. They weren't asking for it. The next table, the next table, goes around the corner, comes back, walks past us, goes to the table on

the other side, next to the water table. I thought she was going to get bread to the water table at that point, and went and put the basket back around the wall and walked I. So, I'm like, what the funk, I'm the one who asked for the bread. So the waiter. The waiter comes back and he is, how is everything I saw? The food is fantastic. I got my water. Thank you know. I have to stop you.

I have to stop you right here for a second because normally, normally this is the part of the conversation where I would say, you get what you pay for. You go all these fucking places where a bunch of knit wit kids are waiting on you, and then whatever it is d restaurant, you get me right. So but in this case, I know the restaurant you went to, Cafe Pinaza and its top thirty restaurants in all the New Jersey. It's tom me tell you something. The food

is fantastic. And it's like, this was fantastic. It's a white table cloth restaurant. Well, I mean they might have white table cloth, but you you get at the point of table cloth, the beautiful floor to ceiling windows. So you're telling this to me, and this this these shenanigans go on at a at a restaurant of this stature. But here's where it gets worse. So the way that says how is everything? Oh, the food is fantastic? Do you need anything? I said, sir, really like bread. I said, oh,

I saw, I saw her. She gets she you want another piece? I said, no, no, no, I didn't eat another piece. I said, I don't know what happened, but look around and you could see all the tables had bread plates full of bread. I said, everyone got bread but me. I don't know why she goes. I'm terribly sorry. So he goes around the wall and he gets the basket and he hands me the bread. I'm like, thank you, sir,

I appreciate that. No more than forty five seconds later, scary the girl walks into our dining room through the archway, looks around like she's looking around. But you know, damn well, she was looking for me and looks at our table with stink face like because she probably didn't really look. I know she didn't deliberately forget us. She probably was like, oh I gave them there the first table, because we were right by the entrance, right. She probably just skipped us.

But she looked around, like which table did I not give? She she got her ass hand into her in the kitchen because they don't tolerate that ship. There's there's like training the guy bread and she was she must have

been like it did give him bread. When you go to a rest when you let me behind, pull the curtains back, when when you when you go to a restaurant of that statue, when you work for a restaurant of that stat stature, the training process is so intense that it matters how you placed the silverware and which which way you serve and pick up the dishes from table left of the right. You know what I'm saying. But this is like, that's a major major oversight. That's hug.

I was just I feel bad though she's probably looking at you cursing. You said, I gonna spitting this guy's soup. Well, you know what I think, because it's a fine restaurant. She really was nice. From what I can see everybody else, I think she was just like, oh my gosh, who did I forget? I would have liked her to come over and apologize, but that's not really an apology thing. So I wasn't mad. I was just like, remember that bread kind of butter. It's too hard. I can't spread it,

breaking the breade, tearing it apart. I need, but no, no complaints. I couldn't have been in a better mood. I told you. I gave my wife jewelry. She loved it. We're out for although, oh, scary, I made a mistake and error. Alright, slices, and I need you to rate this on a scale of one to ten. So my birthday's January. My wife is four days apart, right, February three, like you, scary. So we go to dinner. It's February four, right, because Friday was the third I was with you. Saturday,

more convenient night to celebrate, right, we wanted. She wanted to go out on Saturday. She's tired on Fridays. She's like, you know what, the girls will be home. All three of my girls, my girl, one of my daughters from college. By the daughter came in from Brooklyn. She was she spent the night with with all three girls. So she's like, I'm too tired to go out. We'll go out on Saturday, go out with scary. I was like, great, okay. So we get to the host stand and I had I

called it when I made the reservation. I said, it's my wife's birthday, so if you do anything, be great, if you could do something. So the hostess says when we come in, she's just to have your name, I said, Brody party two oh. And she looks at me and she goes, happy birthday. And I said, well, thank you. It's not my birthday today, but it was four days ago, thank you very much. That's okay, it's within the week. No, no,

no, no no, no, that's not the point. So my wife looks at me, goes, oh, whoa, this is my birthday dinner. You had your birthday dinner last week. Don't steal my birthday thunder, you know, joking around. So I was like, oh my god, I just did I did it. I stole her birthday because the woman wished me happy birthdays, Like my birthday was four days ago, five days ago, but thank you. I should have just said, nope, the notation is about my wife. It's her birthday. Well, okay,

all right, let's not be We're fine. Yeah, no, your wife that yeah she should. She was tonguing chic about heait, let me have my birthday because I got my birthday? Two days are we? How old are here? I get it? I get I made up for it by given her jewelry from not Kay's Kay sailor or can only be Jarring stores. By the way, all find stores just saying good, well, congratulations and happy birthday. But but you said you you you expect that when I go to other places. Well, yeah,

because you know you have to lower the bar. You have to lower your expectations, you know. But and I've called you out on that in the past. I'm like, you get paid for you know, because when we come back at some point in this episode, I will tell you what happened to me at e g I Fridays. Yes, and I gotta tell you about something that happened on The Big Show that I think to someone else, but I think you may agree with her, and I think

she's a little nuts. It's The Boys Podcast. So, by the way, happy anniversary to me speaking of the Big Show. Today is six the six month anniversary. Yeah, you lost me for a second. I'm a deer in headlights right now. What Okay? Today the ninth is the six month anniversary of the day after I left the first day of sleeping late. I've been enjoying six months sleeping late. Good for you, congratulations, very excited. Happy six month anniversary. Yes, alright,

that's where you're going with that. Um No, you know, I really feel like we should speak to our our producer Ali um Webb girl Ali who who does all the all things social media for us on The Big Show. She she caught her boyfriend cheating and she broke up with him. Oh no, she liked him, she did and really liked him for a long time. She dated a lot of losers that said it's over now. And she started making an itemized bill of things that he owes

to her. And she sent him Venmo requests for stuff like Uber's and expenses and things and and and he actually paid this stuff. He actually answered it and paid her the money. Now, is this because he cheated? That he's he feels like not on I mean, look they're no longer so um, I don't know. But he cheated, Yeah he did. Now, Now there were certain things on that list that qualify as like they had a trip plan together that wasn't happening. And there were some things

that he owed her for whatever. Whatever it is his share of whatever, that's not. That's different. But if you start nitpicking and itemizing and starting starting, do you think it's right to charge some charge back somebody after the relationship has expired, regardless of what happened in the relationship. It's a shitty thing. You know, he for what he did. It was, I denounce it, I decree I whatever you call it whatever, But what it comes to the actual

it being over. It's just a break and it's done unless it's something again aside from those necessary expenses, Should you really go back in and making these petty little chargebacks to and say you owe me this, you me that, you me this? David Brodie, Yeah, I had to think about it for a second. Here, here's what I would say.

If if it was the recent stuff, like let's say for the past couple of weeks, she's been ubering out to Brooklyn every day to see him, I might be like, you know what, you pricked, you cheated on me three weeks ago. I would want back all the uber money since he cheated. That's what I would want back. Or like if she bought him a ring in the last couple of weeks or something like jewelry in the last couple of weeks and he cheated, and I would want my jewelry back. Hold on, hold on, I wouldn't want

my uber money back or anything back. If they they've been get dating for like what three years, two years something like that, it's been a while. Apparently the uber ride was attached to a trip or something like that. Whatever. I don't know, it's I don't know the details. I'm just saying for me, there were certain things I would say, like, but yeah, I was gonna say, take this beyond Ali in that situation. Is that something that that's really where

I was hoping to go with this? Is that something that you would expect where you know, I would be shocked if I got like a Venmo request. I mean, I'm sure people our listeners have gotten those before, gotten Venmo request turns. We had interns on the morning show, and I think Ali also, but I'm pretty sure it's definitely interns who had like a bad date, yeah, and and wanted the money back for it. Oh no, I'm sorry, not that they didn't want it back. Something I think, Alec,

I think this happened. I'm gonna charge you. I'm gonna charge you for this. They went on a date, right, and the guys bought dinner and like a movie or a show or something. And the day it sucked, he was like, I want the money back. He wanted the car fair because and this is my whole point, and that and that is what happens, you still have both experienced whatever that said thing is. The time was in the present at that moment that was so so that's

that's it, that that exists in that time frame. You You can't go backwards and just start saying, let me think about A B and C and let me send him a VENMO request and let's let's let me get paid on that ship. Because I think that's uh, that that's I think at that point he dodged the bullet. If you think about it, I I think at that point that's a red flag. Thank god I got out of that, because if that's otherwise, I'm in for a world or hurt going forward. It speaks, It speaks volumes

as your character. That the kind of person he cheated on hard, what does that say about his of course? But no, I'm not saying that's right, that's wrong. But you have got to compartmentalize. You don't know this. It's not a tip for a tad. It's not like this is from some other tad. Wow, that was dangerously close to a really really filthy joke. All you were missing was a w But but all I could say is that I think that what's left, what's what's in the past,

stays in the past. Be a bigger person, move on, Fuck it? What do you have to go chasing down money? Like you know what if because you don't loot, think you're equating, you're equating cheating for like, Okay, I'm hurt now, I'm in a bad place. This is my free dessert for you cheating. That's what it comes off as. I'm fine, of course you are. You're sorry. Well, you know why? Why should he get away with it? He shouldn't. But

he shouldn't get away way with it. But it's just one doesn't he should, then don't, then don't make it. Then don't make it about so you know what, I want something for your cheating on me, you prick. Listen for him, it's worth five bucks or whatever to get rid of her collateral. Not that Alley deserves to be gotten rid of I'm saying collateral. He's moved on. He's moved on. So the penalty for hurting her is he

gonna give her something. I'm fine with that. And again, I we're not not specifically talking about alley situation at this point, where this point we've moved on we're talking about. I guess it depends on any situation. But if you if you're dating for a couple of weeks, no, you don't get anything nothing. Okay, what about? What about? What about a gift close to a birthday and then you break up? Nah, you gave the birthday A Valentine's gift is different. I think, oh, give her like a heart.

You give her a heart for Valentine's Day and then she cheats on you on the seventeen. I want the heart back. I think that's fair. I think it's fair. The heart's got to buy you a couple of months and not cheating on me. Jeweler's I went to zails jar thing by the way, all of which, Uh, you guys, could you could sponsor the The The Brooklyn Voice podcast if

you'd like. If you're listening, we've given you enough jewelry too. Yeah, you know, you know, you know what I have heard in the industry, this is like another another behind the scenes thing is that, um, you know a lot of people that work as program directors and music directors. Uh. And unnamed person uh told me this. I'm trying to get around it, but so yes, So when you're in the music. When you're in the programming seat, and when

you're in the music directors seat. You at a radio station, you decide, you help get you decide what what is added, what music has played, how many times, you know, whatever the rotations are. It's all and it's a lot of it is done. The research. Well, you become chummy chummy with the record label people, you know, all the people that that bring in the recording artists and stuff like that.

So I'll end who was in the industry and no longer is and was a person was not in this market, by the way, was a program director music director left the industry altogether? And uh found out that uh that they the friends they thought they had in the music industry wasn't the music they're friends anymore. Oh, once they didn't have the once they didn't have the yes, once they didn't have the cloud. It's crazy, right, I would imagine me not being in radio at the moment that

you know, it's harder to call in favors. You know, it's all harder to call. But I can't just ask people for concert tickets anymore, or you know, some of the people who got me tickets are like, hey, if you haven't anything. I'll look at you. Some people are there there what you would call him mench right, you're you know, yeah, they do the right thing. Yeah, and and they're they're friends for life. But the it's it's fascinating how quickly the industry will turn their back on you.

And this is not just this is not just uh in our industry. And that was just one example. Um, it's any industry. On Once you can no longer help people,

you're out Listen everybody. I I I knew people. I didn't ever use them for this, but I I knew people I worked with when I was in restaurants and retail that had um that they would buy clothing with their employee discount for all their friends, right, And so people were like, oh, I'm gonna just say Mike because you know, oh Mike and my buddy, Hey, can you pick me up some genes? Can you pick me up whatever? And then the minute Mike didn't work, then they were like, yeah,

good by Mike. Buck you. So I guess you were never real friends to begin with. And this happens in every industry to a lot of different places. But once you all of a sudden are the guy or the woman anymore. Where you wherever you are, you're you know, you'll see your friends are. It's it's uh, get that. Listen. I've I've paid full price for things at places that used to give me uh you know, the old oh you're on the radio hook up. It's a it's a

life adjustment. It's fine, I get it right, But I feel like I'm there for my friends, regardless of if they can hook me up or not or yeah, but listen, you and I have celebrity friends. I wouldn't say that like buddies, but you and I are friendly with some celebrities. We were there when they were nothing, some of them, some of them, some of them whatever, the kids right, Uh yeah, yeah, I'm so sure they would like be hooking you up at the at their their places of

business or whatever. If you aren't in radio anymore. They have to want to. They have to like you know, because I mean, look, we still have social media. We can still publicize what we're doing, but there's still there's you lose, you lose a little shine, I gotta say, and whatever you do. Look when you're my father was a police officer for thirty something years. You know, when he would go into bagel stores Chinese restaurants on his route, they would all want to offer him free stuff because

they want him to come in a lot. Now he didn't he didn't take it, but they were all like, hey, you want free bagels. He once he retired, he would go in there like hey, man, exactly, that's exactly what I'm saying. They didn't care if he came back not they didn't like him, but they wanted a police officer presence to like, if you go in for bagels every day, they're getting free security for a couple of minutes sort of.

So you know, every industry, if you have a good a good spot, whether you work at a bank, you work an investment firm, you work at a concert arena, you work in sports, someone will love you for what you do and then all of a sudden you're like, yeah, but that's that's proof that the relationship or friendship was founded on just that and then there was no substance to it. Sucks. You know, that sucks. You know That's what I don't know. I just feel like I don't know.

I'm I'm real and genuine to everyone that I choose right now, if right now, right now, you look, if you look at your phone, scary, you have a list of people on your phone that are famous or well known. Okay, right, we both do. We have phone numbers of celebrities and people. Okay, you know right now you you could probably name two or three that will never talk to you again if you weren't working at the radio station. Oh for sure. Yeah right, yeah, it's Scary Jones from you know nothing,

from life from life Scary Jones from Jersey City. Yeah yeah, but anyway, yeah, yeah, I got it, I got it. Okay, good, so there you go. All right, good hard lessons learned. But I know who your friends are. I guess right, I think? Yeah, you know, if they fuck you, they should pay you money for uber unless you enjoy sucking them. And then they don't pay you anything unless they fux somebody else, will they pay you them? Alright? I'm in a weird, weird, weird, weird mood you are. And we

have some sound clips i'd like to play. Do you have those? The way you have you seen Tommy you lease Dick, Tommy Lee? I saw Tommy leaves Dick twenty years ago when the sex stape, when Pam Anderson came out. I'm just saying, because you see he's been blowing up on Twitter. He posted Morello himself. No, he's post he's a Tommy Lee's been trending, trending on Twitter because he's just showing his junk again on social media. Yeah, it's impressive,

it's impressive. Yeah, well I don't need to go see it. And I don't say people like but here's my favorite people like our friend Gandhi. That's not that impressive. How does that make me feel? Yeah? Yeah, that's nothing. It's just the average. It best. I'm like, really, no, it's not. Was she joking? No? She was serious, and so is Danielle. I feel like we should I like to talk about how bigger husband's penis is. I feel like we should call Danielle right now, about to talk to Danielle about

penis size, all right or Gandhi. I'm just saying either one that you want to make the guys in the room feel small. I think that I say that's pretty impressive, because it is, and then they're like, no, it's not. I don't know if it's impressive or not. I'm just saying, and I'm not trying to I'm not trying to harp on this either. It's appendage. I was going to Twitter.

I just down and I saw, Yeah, he's famous. One of the reasons he's he was known in the nineties late nineties was because he has a lunch penis, so you know whatever, Well, he's the well Pete Davidson is the new Tommy Lee. I haven't seen it. I couldn't tell you. I will, I will tell you. I'm not. I don't. I'm not about this. By the Pete Davidson Super Bowl commercial, I'll tell you. Why have you seen it?

So it's John ham in a refrigerator, like so, he's shrunk down and he's in the refrigerator and he's talking to Brie Larson and he's like, oh, I think we're here because I'm oh my god, it's Hammond Cheese there. It is Hammond Brie. Right, he goes Hammond Brie, let's well, make a sandwich. And it's like they so they make some jokes and then Pete Davidson opens the door, full size Pete Davidson and he's gonna make a sandwich. He's like, I'm gonna eat you guys, and I think if I

remember correctly, you'll see there in the Super Bowl. But it's on all the websites to have the Super Bowl commercials. John Hamm says, Wow, Pete Davidson really is everywhere, except that was like six eight months ago. Pete Davidson is not everywhere right now. No, he's still everywhere. He showed up, he showed up in the Pro Bowl, he was doing some things on camera. No, he's just everywhere as he was. Nope, he's still the man of the moment. He's still present. Yeah. Yeah,

I think you're wrong on that. I think he's been a little low key like like they is the joke though, you're talking about the ham and the bree that could have added the salami, could add Kevin Bacon in the commercial too. Yeah, but who's salami? Whose last name is Salami? Scary? No, Pete Davidson and his salami. Uh, you're obsessed with penis size? Now? No, let's erace erace. Let's talk about this sound that says the word package on it. Let's the same way. Okay,

by the way, why is we talking about package? What is this? Okay, So I gotta tell you I went into the cell phone store to get a new phone. Finally, that's a whole other conversation and another bit of a rant, which I get to it in a later time. But while I was in there, a woman who I have a story about. I'll tell you the story about the woman before we play the sound. So i'm i'm I'm trying to finagle and work out a deal from my

cell phone. And there's all kinds of free free stuff that you get, uh that I'm you know, I'll tell you about some other time. And this a woman, uh maybe she's a forty year is old and she's uh at the next table at the store, and she's talking to an older woman who doesn't quite like get the technology and how to set up your own phone. So she says, well, let's call let's call the the help desk. I have the number, and we'll call um the help

desk of this company, this cell phone company. So they the woman calls and she says, hello, Hi, my name is whatever my name is, will say man, and I'm calling from store forty. I'll make up the number and I'm here with the customer. And well, I wanted to walk her through the process of setting up something and explain file Star gave it away Verizon. Okay, um, and so she said she's she's the the files person. So

she's selling the Verizon Internet service. So the woman another one of the phone says okay, but now they're on speaker phone. She says, okay, Well listen, this is a corporate number. Whatever you do, don't give the customer this phone number. I don't need them calling me and bother me with questions. Oh, oh my god, I love it. I love that. Uh So the woman that the woman in the store Mary, you know, we'll say, she's like hold on and she takes her off speaking phone. Damn.

You know. He sort of works for a phone companys. Company would know when someone's on speaker phone or open would open the other person should be like open with uh your on speak. She didn't do that. Okay, So now it's uh. After I'm doing my phone thing, the woman comes up and he said, excuse me, do you have Do you have the internet service? I said, I do, but I gotta be honest with you. It's expensive and I have honestly been looking to change companies. I'm paying

too much. Oh well, let's see what we can do. Oh, let's put your system in infation and system and pull up your account, the whole thing. And it turns out she can save me like twenty two bucks a month. You know how these companies do that. They go, we have a promotion, but you don't know about the promotion unless you complain, and they suddenly have a promotion. Yes,

that happened me with Serious Satellite Radio this week. I called to complain about my seventeen dollars a month, and she goes, because my one, my wife's call was twenty three a month. And then when we goes, oh no, no no, we don't want you to cancel. Do you know about the five nine a month? No? Oh yeah, we can make both of your cars five nine in in a month. I go to, why have I been paying sixteen? And

why why don't you just put me on five ninety nine? Well, sir, we can't just give you a promotion without you asking. You have to let us know you want it. Why wouldn't I want it? I said? Let me ask you a question. Who in this country would you give a five ninety nine plan to without their permission? Who's currently paying sixteen or twenty three dollars? And would be annoyed at you for doing that. Explain that to me. They don't want they don't want to. How dare you give

me people that pay You have to find it. It's almost like a hidden deal, you know. Then I called Direct TV and I said, my bills too high. Oh well, let's getting that lowered. And guess what's scary, there are promotions. I lowered my bill. See, so I think what the advice you're giving here is everyone should call up and find out their plan and find out what deals they're missing out on because they're not being advertised to and what satellite radio as soon as you threaten to cancel,

they're like, oh, what can we do to keep you? There? Must be desperated satellite radio because um they you know they used to offer just a six month subscription when you get a new car. My car came with a year, so it's all I always gotta hear in My Dodge was always a year. You'll call it. Must have gotten a better deal. Yeah. Anyway, So the woman's like, uh,

I'll get you a better deal. A local problems. So she puts me on the phone with the woman from the corporate right and she tells so she so I said, I said to the woman, go, you're on speaker phone. She's like, oh, yeah, good because now we can both talk to her on speaker phone. Okay, great, good. So the woman starts telling me about this new package they have and that it's gonna save me a lot of money. And I'm crunching the number is I'm like, I'm actually

gonna save money. This is great. So I said, well, how much did I used to pay? And she's, well, um, on your old package, you were paying blah blah. So I put on the phone recorder and I got the tail end of the conversation. But I now wanted to talk about my old package. So here yep, and you're not able to see my old package at the moment. On your old package. I can't actually on your old package you had, so I had. I had a gig on my old package, a gig on your old package.

But the whole, the whole thing was like, it's like your old package. Your new package is much better than your old package. I'm like, I'm sure it is. Once again, we are twelve. So I was watching very briefly, I switched over to the Sports Network here in New York, maybe it's the ESPN. I don't know, but I I was. It was women's basketball by accident, which is fine. I wasn't, you know, So I had it on for a minute and there are s and expressions. Now, I'm a man.

I understand we try to update certain things, but we still refer to everyone on the planet as mankind, right, yeah, one giant step, one small step from man, one giant step from mankind. I know women something like like, it's also womankind. I get that, and I know it's easy for me to say as a man. I get it, and I know that we update terms and you know, postal carrier flight attendant. I get that. But I think I don't know if this announcer had already planned this

or says it all the time. But there's an expression that usually I don't even I guess I'm a man. I don't think about it. It's commonly this expression uses the word man. Listen to this play call and see if you would have thought of this in advance. But he's a sportscaster for a woman's basketball team. So here's what he said. The ansers for morting. They played cash Bunny him no woman's land one on the shot clot first store lets it Fly. One woman passed the ball

to Morty. They played cash. No women's land. What on the shot for story? No man's land, No woman's land. It's very funny when you say no man's land. It's like, you know, he was being cute, but no, no, And I'm not offended by it. I'm not like, you know, piste off at the guy. I'm saying. I I've never heard that phrase translating to women before. Nothing wrong with it. I just I wonder if he like he's programmed himself to think that way because he's doing women's sports. But

I've never heard the expression no man's land. I never thought about it as a man or a woman term as much as it's a meaning no human being, mankind land. Yes, it was just interesting to me. I just wanted to play it to you that it is fascinating. But he was think it's I don't think it's you know, it's a movement. No, he's no woman's We're gonna do a couple of these talkbacks, so let's play if you have a couple of clips, will play clips. I'm okay with that.

And just again in case you forgot from a little while ago. Go to at David Brodie and Instagram. Click on my all my links and check out what I'm doing on Super Bowl Sunday. There's a link right there. So here's some talkbacks commenting on episode. Hey Maddie from Queen's High, Scary High, Brody Brody, I'm usually the one bashing Scary and his antics, but I so I'm disappointed in you, and you're about the poor gentleman at Target. You know what, try to have some compassion, put yourself

in his footsteps. I'm sure he was there understanding how frustrated people were getting in. I'm sure didn't want to be there doing that either. You have to learn to have some compassion and produce. Okay. Then she got cut off. Okay, so that was a part of that real quick. Yeah you are, And maybe I didn't make myself clear. I have nothing but compassion for the older gentleman that was working there. My problem was with the manager who decided to put him on the register when there was a

long line to train him. During the bad managerial decisions, he could have continued to learn by watching the cashier and helped, you know, if there was a bag he could pack in obay, he could have you know, thanked people for coming. I have no problem with him working there. Instead, they tossed his ass into the fire. Yeah, so my I can't. I have nothing but compassion for older people and the fact that he was still working, I have

nothing but respect for I didn't make myself clear. I was frustrated with the manager who decided now when when the other registers. Look, if you want to put him on the express line, there's no express line. But if you want to open up a third register and have the manager stand with him, I'm all about that, But don't put him on one of the only get Okay, So please forgive me. Maddie from Queen's on behalf of Maddie from Queen's as her counsel, I say, uh, we

forgive you. I'm sorry, Maddie. Okay, Berdie and Scary Scary and Birdie. This is Maddie again. So I'm attempting to figure out why these mourns left to one star reviews because of the commercials, and I think I think it is because the commercials are now for other podcasts. They're more often and much longer than they used to be. Like two minutes long, and most of the podcasts are really fucking stupid. Got nothing to do with the slices, is not deals that you guys got for us, is

not coupon clos is nothing for us? So wait what? Okay, So we talked about last week or the week before. And by the way, that's a different Maddie. It's just a coincidence. That Scary first. That's how I knew it was a different the other woman. The first Maddie was mad at me. She said high, scary high Bodie. That's how I knew ahead she was. She was mad at me. So people were saying this they gave us. We're talking

ab how people gave zero stars. We have too many commercials, right what the second Mattie Matty number two, although I'm gonna calling Mandy number one because she's not mad at me. I love you Manny. First Matty though, Um, she's saying, it's not how many commercials you have, it's that some of them take up the whole break there, two minutes long or whatever, and they're not like, hey, it's it's the slice app off cold were Brooklyn. It's nothing for

the benefit of the slices. It's commercials promoting other podcasts. I am not a fan of that. I'm not, and I'll tell you why. You're promoting people who listening to somebody else. And um, although for a brief period of time they ran commercials for us, but it's been a long time, so I agree with you. I feel like they should be putting regular commercials on so we get a little money. We don't don't. We don't make any money from other podcasts advertising because they're not advertising. They

just fill in time. So I get it. I'm sorry, but you know, I hit the thirty. Don't hit the thirty on our actual sponsors, but hit the skip button on the other podcast if you don't want to hear them. I'm sorry about that. Brody and Scary Scary and Brody. Hey, I was listening to your podcast, and I gotta say, with the man walking through the backyard, the man should have asked permission if he could walk back there if

he saw Brodie. But I also see Brodie's point, you know, on if something happens to him, he can get sued. That's true. You know, it's a tough situation. Sounds like the son from Family Guy he does. He doesn't. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, he does. Voice the sun. It's um um seth ah. You want to respond to that, No, just keep going. I agree with him, I don't. The guy shouldn't be in my backyard. He should, although I disagree. I disagreed. I disagreed. I think the guy was probably lost. Chalking

up to that. If you see him again, then there's trump. You walked through the woods deliberately to go through my property. That's not lost. All right, all right, moving too nice to miss, move miss. Moving on, Brody, you have to go early at the end when you say Brooklyn because you're always late. Makes sense. But let's practice it right now. Okay, three Brooklyn. All right, let's see if you don't always too early. I have That was dress rehearsal. We'll see

how it goes. How about this, all right? Brody and scary? Yeah, Brody, I completely agree with you with the guy cutting across your backyard. I'm not having I'm not having strangers trips and across my backyard. Man. It's not fan Stan, but it's not an invitation for you to make it a shortcut through the neighborhood. No way, no way, you you cutting through my backyard. Guy, you all right, he wanted a curse, but he held back. All right, So okay, maybe I listen. Maybe it's because I don't know own

property that I feel that way. I don't know. I just I felt like you could have cut the guy some slack and if you didn't know the story that we're talking about the last couple of talk backs, listen in order go listen to last episode. Right, yeah, but a guy cut through Brodie's yard when yeah, and I'm standing back there when he was jogging or what was he doing. I was walking my dogs and he came power walking with his bike pants on through. Okay, right right, Hey,

Scary and Brodie, Brodie and Scary. I love you guys, Slice for Life. This is Chris from the Bronx. Yeah, I gotta do some more stuff together. I love you guys. Keep up the grade. That's right. Our next podcast will be in person once again. Well, yeah, you're coming over next week. I never said that. I'm inviting you right here now, live on the podcast. I appreciate that. I gotta check my schedule. All right, you'll I'll see you Wednesday,

Wednesday's Valentine's Day. I'm not coming to Valentine's Day. You know what. I'll see you next Tuesday. Hey Brooklyn boys, it's Chris Corner again from North Carolina. Today's February three, So this message is from a man scary. Happy, happy birthday from all of us to you. We wish it was the birthday so we could party two all right, Thank you, Boklon, love you. Hey it was. It was my birthday four days earlier, so yeah, it was your new wish. I don't know, is it. Well, I'm from Marleton,

New Jersey. I couldn't go to the steak meet up, but maybe you guys could do like a pizza meet up. We're thinking of a pizza pow wow. Thinking of a pizza pow wow. We didn't we did need that in person pizza party. Yeah, I like it. I like that. Why would you go pizza pow wow when you can just do pizza party because party is so basic? Yeah, Palo is pizza. We can think of something better than that. Just flew off my tongue. Yeah, then what's up? Guys?

Leave from outside of Philly. I'm hitting you up about the guy that walked through Brody's yard way I used to do this all the time as a kid, but I always knew it was wrong. So I grew up in a similar type of suburban area, and I would always look to make sure no one was looking. And I think it's a strange. Demand just thought it was fine, even though I know that he knew it wasn't. It's very strange. Send them back, Brody say, I was nicer than he thinks I should have been. That's at talkbacks

for the week. Okay, So let me read a couple of d ms I got from Brandon b. He saw a job posting on USA jobs website. Sure, I have a few questions, just wondering what happened to the last person in this role. Here's the job, grizzly bear conflict manager for the US Fish and Wildlife Service. So the question is what happened to the last grizzly bear conflict manager. Okay, but I'm bump Troy Troy Renner, Troy, move closer to

your phone or your radio, your speaker. Troy Troy has been waiting for me to shout him out for about ten episodes whenever the Spotify year end review came out

six episodes ago. Whatever it was, I neglected to tell you that Troy Underscore Renner spent fifty eight thousand, six hundred and ninety five minutes listening to our podcast, Dude dudet eight thousand, six hundred and ninety five minutes divided by sixty that's per super fast nine hundred and seventy eight hours divided by three hundred and sixty five days. That's two point six eight hours per day, every single day. Now, if he took a day off, that means he listened

for more than two point six eight hours. That's every day. That's not huge, human, So I apologize. Uh, puff Dy for twenty is his name, So I assume he likes the marijuana, the pot, the ganja. He's Troy. He must be stoned and the things just playing while he's in the background while he's stoned. But Troy cannot thank you enough. Sorry, it took so long to give you props. Fifty eight thousand, six hundred and ninety five minutes of Brooklyn Boys podcast. Thank you so much. I mean, I feel like we

gotta we gotta reward this guy with something. Get in touch with us, Get in touch with us. I'll send you sah D M D m. Scary let him just do it At Scary Jones, DM, I'll find something for you. We gotta say hey, and my this is like this made me laugh. Uh From g from g I Joe on Instagram. It's a visual, but I think it will play just as well if it's the audio only, and it's all right. Basically, I will explain what it is

and then just hear the rest it finished out. It's two girls, two female, two female pilots in the cockpit of an airplane. No woman singing, singing a song or doing like like a dance in this song a little routine for the TikTok camera. They get their cameras faced at them and they two female pilots and then it cuts to something else. Listen better than one cover color else Bruis are on the scene of a plane crash near Dallas Executive Airport. It happened to set this afternoon

on Christie Lane in the Red Birden. They're implying that they crashed because they were talking TI talking. They're like, they got the cameras point then they're like and they their their lips sinking. What's vetter than when cover gals to Cain of gals, it cuts to it cuts to a plane crash. They didn't. Actually it was a news report for plane great, of course not. But somebody put the two clips together and it made fucking comedy and

I don't know why. That's what made me laugh. Hey, speaking of planes, did you see the Southwest Airline plane and the FedEx plane? So this happened? I want to say Memphis, Tennessee. If I'm wrong, I'm sorry. You know that it doesn't matter so much, but I think it was Memphis ace a FedEx jet And somebody has this on you, I'll I'm see where I can put it. Maybe put on Instan story, but it's on TikTok. You just search for it. Some of it on the ground

was filming it. I don't know why. They just happened to have a camera. They were filming the landings maybe or maybe they filmed all I don't know. Someone was on the runway filming on a phone. Whatever. You hear the you hear the the tower talking to the pilots a Southwest Airlines flight, blah blah blah, you're cleared for runaway R eighteen or whatever it was. That's a go. Now, as the Southwest Airlines jet is turning right to go

go onto the runway. In the background, there is a FedEx jet coming in for a landing on the same runway. They're like, you're cleared for landing, FedEx plane whatever. Nobody has noticed this yet. The pilot of the FedEx jet either doesn't realize the Southwest jet is about to take off or doesn't see it. Now later, footage has been released from the cockpit of the FedEx plane in the air where he sees the jet he's coming in. The

Southwest jet is clear for takeoff. The Southwest jet starts going on the on the runway to take off where the plane is going to land on top of it. So then the tower goes Southwest abort, aboard aboard. The Southwest jet does not abort, and it starts taken off at the exact same time it starts taken off the FedEx jet is a couple of heard about the story, I didn't hear it. And then the FedEx jet sees the plane taken off and shoots to the left and starts taking off up to the left and a void

is an accident. When you see the footage from the ground, it's terrifying when you see it from the cockpit of the FedEx jet in the air. It's unbelievable that nobody realized. And listen, this is not the biggest airport in America. This is Memphis, right, not that any airport should make a mistakes. Kennedy Airport O'Hare, Atlanta. You've got a hundred planes at any moment ready to take off. This was so were they were the guys in the control room.

One maybe sleep asleep, asleep at the wheel. Jesus, that's great. Fourth watch, that's great. Makes me want to fly real quickly. That's that is just fucking awesome. All right, let's see what we could do it we go. You suck what I came in a fe