#245: Brody's Birthday Balls Were Cold

It's a good one. I like how we're welcoming new people through the door. This is this is nice. We should have been doing since the beginning. Well every episode. You know you can't always, but I'm I feel a vibe new year. Knew you. People are exercising, they're going to the gym, listening to us in their in their headphones, their earphones. You feel like this is podcast time. I just hope that the listenership doesn't drop off the way people at the gym do. And that's like by March, yeah,

because that's what happened. Well, let me let me tell you this. What do you think of this idea? I uh, about four years ago, I bought a recumbent bike. You know what that is? Who a recumbent bike? No, it's so it's an exercise bike, except it's it's the time where you you sit down and your feet go straight and your pedal. Okay, but you're not sitting on a bike seat, just sort of like reclined, a reclinement. Okay, yeah,

what about it? Have you? Well? I used it a few times, my daughter used it a few times, and then the head unit, the big digital thing you pushed the buttons and said everything it went, it went. So I think I may have told the story how I I called Schwinn. There was some they ended up. They sent me a new unit that was the wrong unit for my machine. They didn't want it back as they say that might get damaged in shipping and that they can't be they couldn't use it again, just keep it.

So I sold that for three d then got another one from them for my troubles for free, and so I basically have a new recumbent bike. It's the only thing that's you know, it was it was in very good condition. Now the whole digital is all new. I haven't used it of courses in college. Nobody's using it now. It's it's a clothesline pretty much, just sitting there as that's what I know. I know I made a rule though, that's for the treadmills. They make it for clothes. Um,

I made a rule when I bought it. I said, I don't care if you don't use it. You can never have clothing on it. That's a rule. And said, absolutely, it's in. It's in one of the wholes. So this way you can. You can give off the facade when company comes that it may be used. It may or may not be, but it has clothes on it. You know it's gone right, it's just sitting there. I said, I don't because I bought it for her. She wanted

to use it my two kids. When two of my kids wanted to use it, like, I'll buy a few guys, but I can't. You can't use of a clothing anyway. Now is time to sell it, right because everyone's buying and uh, I got like a week lass myself. I think. Yeah, I was about to say, I think you're a little late to the party on that. I think anyone who started the whole New Year New you think started about a month ago. Yeah, but I know, I know from when I bought this in February a few years ago.

You spend January trying to find one, you realize they're too expensive. Then you stuck going on on on YouTube, Facebook, on YouTube, eBay, Facebook to get one that's already like mocked down. I think it's an impulse by I think it's too late. No, I think I think people whose friends are working out, they're like, yeah, I should probably get one. It's no, I'm not worried. I'm not worried anyway. That's my movie. I'm gonna I'm gonna sell me. Yeah. Oh my god, so much has been going on you

by the way. Just yeah, Well, it's my birthday. It's my birth it's my it's my birthday. I'm sandwiched in between two holidays for myself today David Brodie's birthday. I wasn't counting that one, but okay, maybe three holidays. And then yesterday I celebrated my twenty eight year at Z one years ago. Yesterday I was hired back, congratulations, thank you. And then tomorrow that was in February first higher and now tomorrow, February three is my birthday. That's very nice.

And yeah, that's that's that's exciting. I'm gonna give you the exact cause I don't want to be wrong here, Uh SUPERB Bowl, what was it? Let's see, was exactly what are you doing here? I'm gonna get you a date? A date? What? Okay? Okay? So January okay, that week, so the week of I know we're going, we're going with this, and I'm gonna guess. I'm gonna guess what happened.

Go ahead. David Brody writes his first parody for Z one called I'm Liking the Pack and We're Scary Jones knows Brody Trivia and and it was obviously the Packers were in this super Broncos who had lost the previous year, and and so I wrote a song about it was like in the past. It was tuned to the tune of I like it like that. Yeah, baby, I'm like in the pack like in the But you never did like to pack. You've always been a staunch je David

Brody like in it. It was well, I did, like, you know what, I was rooting for the Packers that You'll tell you why, because the Broncos defeated my Jets to get into the Super Bowl. Yeah, now you see same, except the Eagles made the Super Bowl. I'm a huge Giants fan. They crushed the Giants and I was hoping the forty Niners would take them out. They rolled over like the Giants did so and you know whatever, this is a big week for the Eagles in New York.

What a disgrace. By the way, you don't know the story. Oh my god. If first of all, whether you've been to New York or not, you've all heard of the Empire State Building, right, the Empire State Building. Not only is is an iconic American building, certainly an iconic New York building, but it's it has a huge light lighting system that they renovated like twenty years ago, and they can maybe ten years ago. You can switch out the lights very quickly and light it up and it's it's

got Phillips l e ed um. It's amazing system. They can change the colors very quickly. They used to have to change the colors like a yeah days or whatever to get all the because those hundreds and hundreds of lights that had changed the plastic on each light. Anyway, they light up for nurses for the during the pandemic America, during the Olympics, for charities and diseases and awareness days, whatever is going on, especially if it's going on in

New York, that's right. If sports teams are winning, they light up for the sports New York and sports teams, that's correct. Well, last weekend when the Eagles one against the forty Niners the Super Bowl, which, by the way, he's not even a Super Bowl win, it's an NFC championship. The week after they defeated New York's giants, the Empire Stay Building. By the way, they're getting a lot of

publicity out of this, but f them. The people in charge you run the Empire State Building, decided what a great idea, We're gonna pay tribute to the Eagles, and they lit it up green and white, no joke, it was the Jets. But it's a different Green discussed the Eagles discussed despicable. This is a different Philly. You'll light up the will the William Penn Tower, the Philly, the one and two, the two buildings that look alike. You want to light up the Liberty Bell, the Comcast Center

of Afia. I happened to like the Eagles as a side team because the owner does a lot for children's charity and childhood cancer. You started draw McDonald house. Maybe it's the previous owner, whatever, one of the owners. So I've looked against them, and I love Philadelphia. Keep you keep that. You cannot keep your ship in your town. I I was disgusted that the Empire State Building, a New York building, which by the way, not a National building, a New York building. It has the word Empire State

in it, decided to go green and white. And I was absolutely miserable. This would be like putting a Giants jersey on the Rocky Statue or lighting up the Ben Franklin Bridge and Giants blue. Well didn't they put it a couple of years ago when the Eagles lost the Super Bowl. I think somebody put another jersey on the

Rocky statue. It's funny you say that, but imagine slices wherever you live, whether you're in a college football town, basketball town, whatever sport you like, imagine that the landmark in your town, small town, big city, wherever you live, decided to celebrate a major victory by your biggest rival. This is like the city, the city of Columbus, Ohio celebrating a Michigan State win in their city. Yeah yeah, this is like that's after they knock out the buck

Eyes to go to the title game. I'm not saying that we're not a sports podcast, I know, but but this is a this is a more than a sports story. This is a pride story. Is like, what the fuck are you thinking? Like? Who who? I like, we got to the bottom of it. Some people were saying, oh, the NFL paid for it. That was false. That did not happen because because I know, they put the Chiefs colors up. A few hours later when the Chiefs one someone also not right, but not as bad as then.

And by the way, New York, it's free, so you have to put you have to fill out a form to do it, and it's not it's not a paid thing at all. So one they can decide what they want to do. They could do it on their own. I have a big fuck you Empire State Building. Yes, I know we don't curse out landmarks and it's only people, but today, fuck you Empire State Building. That's right, and that fu agnes exactly. Hashtag fuck you State but um and and again once again, if your first time listening,

We're not a sports podcast. However, we would be how would you say? We would be well, remiss, We would be remiss. We would be remiss if we didn't just take a moment to talk about Tom Brady retiring. Oh yes, I have a theory, and I don't. I'm just gonna cut right to the chase. Is already getting long. Yeah, that's not what she said. A couple well, it was.

It was revealed last I think last Saturday, a Sunday, that Giselle bunching his wife was gonna have a do a tell all with Vanity Fair and it was gonna

be released this week. Also the movie eighty for Brady, which Brady I guess helped fund, you know, and he's in it right, it comes out tomorrow, I figured, And I thought he literally killed two birds in one stone by being the front of all the pages, all the headlines, and all the social media and just running the fucking table to a squelch out Giselle's little tell all with Vanity Fair. Who knows what she's gonna say or even said.

I don't even know if it was released yet, because Tom Brady took over the news or promo for his movie. So advantage Tom Brady though, But yeah, but why why announced it? And on that specific day? You know, I think it's I don't know about that day. I don't know. You may be right on the day. I think he's definitely retiring. No, I'm gonna saying, but I think he might have had it for a while. He's I'm gonna,

I'm gonna. I'm gonna pull this card when I need to. Well, should we play the Brady clip now and then get all the sports out of the way. No, we don't. Don't think we even need to play the clip. I think everyone's heard it, do you, unless you want to comment on it. I'd like to comment on it if we could. And again, but it's not a sports thing. But it's it's a shan it's Shawn O'Hara, who is one of the is a former football find this is not part of the We didn't have this in our preproduction,

and I said, have it ready? I did text you. I mean it's easy to find. I'm just gonna. I texted you the clip anyway, So are you texting me the clip? Yeah? I did. I texted you the link said sound for the show. Sound for the show. I have it. I got it right here. Okay. So he is the host of like Good Morning Football something or something like that, and he's talking about the importance of Tom Brady retiring, that everyone listening will remember where they

were when they heard Tom Brady was retiring. And he gives two examples of things. It's like where you remember, remember where you were this time and this time He mentions two things that are very serious and compares tom Brady's retiring. Here you go. This is a huge moment, not just for Tom Brady, not just for the NFL, but like for all of us. You know, look, people remember where they were when JFK was assassinated. Remember where he were with nine eleven? His first start was a

week after nine eleven. That's how long ago he's been playing. I was. I came out in the same year as him, two thousand and he's still playing twenty three years. It's a long time. But I'm gonna remember this like I'm gonna remember who I'm with. Kyle's gonna remember he was in Vegas. Um, you're you're gonna be sorry. If you're not a Tom Brady fan, You're not are you gonna remember where you were? And is that you're really gonna use nine eleven and Kennedy's assess I think that a

football player retired. I don't care if he's the greatest quarterback of all time that you're gonna put him in the same set with nine eleven. That's a no for me. I remember where I was a nine eleven. I was on the radio, like I remember, But Son, I gotta tell you, even though I'm a Jets fan, I remember sitting at the kitchen table with your mom. I was eating lakes and I spot some milk on myself the minute I heard Tom Brady was retiring. I remember mom

was wearing a plaid dress. I mean, yeah, but in his world, sure he'll remember, but the rest of us not so much. Yes, So he didn't do well on social media. Uh, I can imagine he must have had it. It's the cancel culture. Snowflakes came for him. I have to say, I don't mind him being canceled for at least a day. There was he always he I think it's an apology. He needs to. I think it's not. It's you don't. You can't. You can't compare the two. All right, we take take we are cooking, were cooking,

We are you know, I miss you, Brodie. Last week we did the podcast in person we were here, and I got a lot of feedback on that, as did I, saying that the energy was incomparable. And I loved when I punched you, and I loved when I yelled at you downstairs, neighbor, and they love the fact that I gave you a sour dyet coke that was three years old. That was ship, dude. I should have made you drink the other one in the friend I can't give you a fullar admission. Now, I told you it was from

this past summer. No, that ship, it's like seven years old. Oh my god, it was seven years old, but in the glass bottle of my fridge, so I figured it was. It was fine, ship breaks down. You can't just keep food in your fridge. It's food. That's all chemicals. You're talking about, diet coke. Yeah, chemicals react after a while, they get nuclear. I could have turned green. Sh well. I threw them all out. So thanks for being my guinea pig. I needed to know should I serve? Should

I be serving this to my company? Coming over I'd like six of them in there. Yeah, he's coming on Mikey. He likes it. Yeah, so you you hated it. It was discussed reference for those of you wondering why I'm no longer going to scary his house to record the podcast. He tried to kill me, dude, I think we next episode, let's start getting into the habit of doing the podcast in person. Let's do it. Well, you want to slept your equipment here, you do that, Okay, you just come here.

You all you gotta do is bring your headphones and headphone extender and then we're good. Yeah, huh's a sleepover. There's no place to park. And then you tried to poison me. So I'm not I'm not motivated speaking of you trying to poison me. Slices, I need your advice. I need your advice here, so as you know, and by the way, by the time you hear this, you don't need to wish me happy birthday. A lot of you did I happy birthday, by the way, e asked me.

That sounds that sounds creepy. No, that is a that is an impression of Frosty the Snowman when he comes to life and they put his hat on birthday, Happy Birthday like something like that. I don't know, so I don't want to give too many detail because I want I'm not gonna tell you where it was. But um, I went out for my birthday, which was so my wife took me out on Saturday for my birthday and Scary says, oh, I know the you know the owner there, the owner. I was like, oh cool, he goes because

I'm gonna tell me you coming. He was a big fan of the show and he knows you of course. Yeah, so all right, well sure, but okay, oh my god. So I'm like, okay, great, And this is a place my wife's been to before, loves the food. It's a highly rated place, really is. The reviews are out back. I'm about I'm so embarrassed. I got my tail between my legs right now. So I went and the chef reached out to me and he's like, I'm so excited you're coming. Yeah. I did my chart, by the way,

did I did? Did I not make the what I did? Your day? We did? So we went and some of the food was was very very good, but we had an appetizer of rice balls, little rice balls just rice, no peas, no meat, rice balls. They were cold. They were ice cold inside like they were the frosted or they were in like the cold refrigerator, and they didn't they had to like dump dump them in the fryer

to reheat them. They were ice cold. That's a tough play, by the way, it's it's it's a predicament to be in right when somebody recommends, like, okay, I don't want to say anything, but because my name is now attached to you, and and they're fawning over us the family. Other family members came over to say hi and welcome, wished me happy birthday. So I'm like, I can't all right. Then the main course comes out and it looked nothing like the picture on the menu. It lacked sauce, it

lacked cheese. It was like, I don't know, look like a kid made it instead of the chaft by the food critic. No, no, listen. It was an expensive meal. But unlike David Brodie normally, and that was my birthday, I couldn't say anything. Why because out of respect for me, right, because that for you, and because the guy knows I like, he's like, if you would have caused a stink. That's that's stain would have been on my reputation by oh

you're having this fucking guy coming to my right guy? Look, I think the chef would want So here's my question. Should I have said something regardless of of of the introduction and the fact that he knew who I was? He wasn't there that night, but his family took really good care of us. But there were a couple of things that were not good? And should I should I? So? Number one? Should I? Like some of you don't complain at all, so I get that, but knowing it's me

David Brodie Brooklyn boy, should I have said something? Anyway? Should I? Since I'm talking with the person on the chef on Instagram and he's like, how'd it go? Should I have said? Well? Because I didn't. I said it was great, it was great, thanks, great night. But I don't you think he'd want to know? This is this is the hard place part of it, because aside from a rock in the hard place, the rice balls were like a rock in a cold place. Well, I was

all kidding aside about me knowing the guy. Whatever the case that that that take that compartmentalized for a second, um, my friends who a couple of them who own restaurants and bars and stuff. They always want to know from me and my friends. They always want to know. They tell us. They say, when you see something, you say something. I don't care. You're not offending me. You're giving me

constructive criticism to correct it and make it better. So please, at all costs, just take notes, text me on the spot, send me a screenshot of what's going on. And and with two guys that I know that that's policy. So so me and my friends were were in this one particular place. Uh, my friends and I, well, we're in one spot. I'll just say what it is City b Stroke you know boy John Evalletta, who owns cdy be Stro. He's always like, I need to know right away, So

I need to I need correct it. Whether it be service problem, uh mess going on somewhere, it's places untidy or or any commotion happening or a bad tasting dish. He wanted it. He wants to know. So, so my friends are forthcoming and they they tell him on the spot.

They'll text him like if his home and his family and he and I'll be like, yo, that chicken Milonaise was like, leather, we do that and all right, then you were at if you were at that restaurant that night and you're the guy personally who knows the chef, would you have said something to so to a guy who never told you? Because I know John, like we're boys, Like we hang out together, we go on vacation where we're that close from right, yeah, John from City Bistro. Right,

this guy is more of an acquaintance friend. And I don't want so. I feel like, but you just told me. Every chef wants to know well or well then does the other side of that coin or do they? And my friends John's case at City Bistro, he loves the feedback, but he you know, some people may take it the wrong way. I don't know. Could I you're the only person that ever got called rice balls? What if? I'm telling him and he's like, you're kidding me, Holy crap?

Maybe because you know when you when you when you run a kitchen. I've run kitchens. You know, no matter who's cooking that day, Right, there's a thing you go, Okay, the rice balls go in for a minute and twenty Right, Well if a minute and twenties not working well, the refrigerator is now colder than it used to be. Then you gotta make that a minute in thirty five. Right, it's not like the guy somebody was in a Harry took him out of the oil too fast, and that's

obviously what it was. But he's gonna want to try because he could lose business. If I don't tell him. The next guy may never go back. Yeah, it is tough. It is tough. Um, I could be saving him thousands of dollars. But now now we're a week removed from this, so the question is do you tell him now or you just drive days at this point? But but you know what I'm saying, you need to bring it up. It's tough to bring and by the way, you're looking for free dessert on that or what. No, No, I

had a good meal. I just uh two out of the five things we ordered, we're not good. You wanted eighty six that ship, well eighty six would be there out of it. Yeah, right, but I know what you're saying. Yeah, eight six it But anyway, alright, so the six it they should have deep fried. It's what they should have done. Well, i'll tell you what Um, maybe I should say something? Is it my? And then that has become my responsibility because it looks like, well, why is he wine in

to you? Why didn't he come to me? The other thing is, um, during this time, I let you down this road. I told you to order light. Didn't I a light? I said, I said, you know, if you're if you're considering appetit, eiser's uh one to three and four, Just get one and four, maybe two and three will just show up. No. Well right, well, well here's what I did because you told me like he's gonna hook me up there. That's that's the part that he DM me and said wing wink will make sure you have

a great night. Now again, I'm not expecting anything, but yeah, but that as the chef you imply, it's implied that food is free, food is on the way, and I don't want to be taggy. Well that happened at that other place I told you I went to where the chef was a big fan of the show, and he's like, you gotta come. We'll take care of you. Please, you gotta come. He was They said hi, and that was it. Nothing was. I think it's hard when he's not there,

but anyway, it's an excellent restaurant. Yes, I would go back. I just feel weird. So I wanted the slicest feedback because you know, I always I can trust the slices. I know there are I can trust them. Opinions. Yeah, okay, oh break time? I don't know, sure, why not the boys podcast? I never know if you're really gonna start another sentence before I crushed the jingle. But like I'm trying to get bed, I'm trying to be a good boy. I know a lot of times I go yeah, and

then you hit the jingle. And for those people that wanted to um yeah. For those Apple iTunes people, do you addressed this for a quick second here, because and then I'd like to talk about having Super Bowl. Yes, I haven't been. I haven't been watching comments. I don't really. We're trying to disassociate ourselves and just just detach ourselves from what people the reviews of the reviews. However, there

are things that are out of our control. And one of the things that why people are leaving, like one star reviews for us, which a couple of them came through, Yeah yeah, is because of the commercial load. Now this is not our choice. Okay, we are contracted by I Heart Radio to do this podcast, although we would do it even if we weren't, right because we want to hang out and you know, talk to the slices. We

love this platform. But that said, there are things that are in writing and one of the things are we need to take is we need to take commercial breaks. And there has to be a set amount. It's just like a radio show or TV show or your favorite podcast is free. It's a FreeCast. It's a free podcast to you. But that's why commercial radio is free. But that's why when you listen to Spotify, you paid fifteen a month or whatever it writes. But right, because you

pay for commercial free. Right. But here you get free commercials because the podcast you have you have a thirty seconds to get. But I mean, I hate to be that guy. I don't know. Well whatever, I'm just saying, whatever the case, but don't don't don't give us a one. That's exactly it is. Every one of every one of our companies ten thousand podcasts has commercials or most of them. And that's this is our company, every company. If you have a spot if you want to listen to a

podcast with no commercials, you're gonna pay Paytreck money. They're sold out. They they've sold out to the man. We've always had commercials podcast like, and we have to do what we have to do. So that said, and we won't address this anymore. Yeah, please don't shoot on us because we have something that we're forced to do. Please you. Now, speaking of commercials, when you watch the Super Bowl, a lot of people watch for the commercials. Nobody yells at

the super Bowl for having commercials. Love the commercials. Okay. So, speaking of the commercials, I want to tell you about what I'm doing super Bowl Sunday. You got a gig. I have a gig. Well it's it's a let me tell you about it, Okay. So I'm working with um an old friend. Grew up with him. He went to junior high school again. I know him for a long time. And he is a big deal in the marketing and advertising world. Commercials, marketing and clients and the whole thing.

Big big shots, CEO of companies, big big shot. Okay. So he started a new company. The company is called sooth s O O T H like soothsayer. Remember that term of the person who tells the truth wise man, and so he wants to put truth in advertising, and sooth is another word for truth, So he's it's basically soothing and ADVERTI anyway, I'm not here to promote his company. Um, but his philosophy on advertising and commercials is that when

you rate a commercial, it's how did it help the consumer? Right? Not whether or not it was good for the the advertiser, but how did it work for the consumer. Did it make the consumer happy, feel confident in the product. His his philosophy is completely different than than most advertisers and marketers, and so he has he had We've been, We've been he and I've been making puns about I called him the sooth Ferry, like anything that sounds like sooth. We've

been like making Joe. So one of our our friends said, you guys do something for the Souper Bowl. Oh that's clever, clever right, Okay, it wasn't me, but it was one of the guys. Great based on us using the words it wasn't me, thank you anyway. So on Super Bowl Sunday, we have a studio camera people and uh social media team and myself along with my friend Ian and another person who is a very big deal in social media, used to be a big big shot at Facebook. A

big deal, kind of a big deal. We are going to have a fun time. We're gonna be playing drinking games or eating my case wing eating games. We're gonna be reviewing the commercials from the fun standpoint. I'm gonna I'm gonna attempt to be funny in reviewing the commercials. This is like a little Mystery Science Theater three thousand. We're going to be watching commercial review them as they happen live right well yeah, well probably right after they air.

We'll review them. Where you are you going to be in a studio somewhere doing this. We have a we have a real studio and real camera crew and anyway, and we're gonna have referee shirts made up. And I love this. They're providing LMBS from what he Gots Pizza Force because I requested that. Um, are you gonna have a live studio audience? We are on but we're gonna be streaming on Facebook Live so you can you can

watch us even if you're watching the super Bowl. You can, you know, keep us on the phone, check us out. We'd love for you to stream us live. And then you're gonna ask questions and if suggestions or comments, we're gonna put pulls up on social media next week's episode. I will give you all the real details, but I'm very excited about this. Um, I'm doing it out of the love and the fun and the pizza. To be

honest with you, it's not a job. It's just fun and where where I think I'm pretty good at critiquing things and my my my two friends are experts in the fields of social media and and and and listener engagement. Anyway, if you want to just bookmark this site now so you have more details for next week. If you're interested, like you can go to Facebook dot com. That's easy enough. Slash sooth be told. That's s O O T H B E T O L D. And I think at some point we're gonna have sooth. I don't know what

the social media is yet. I'll give you all that, but I'm very excited about it. It's a chance me to be creative and funny, work with an old friend. And more importantly, I'm hoping, because there's a lot of articles being written about this event already in the in the advertising agency world, that I get some publicity out of it, so slices any support you could give it be great. After this we do this. We have penalty flags also for bad commercials. And I was about to say,

you throw a flag. Yeah, we have yellow and red flags for challenges. Yeah. And so it will eventually live on YouTube. I think we're gonna stream on YouTube and Facebook. I'll give you all the details next week. But I'm excited about it. I want to share with you guys. So thank you. You're always asking me, like what am I doing next? This is what I'm doing next. So my job to be the funny guy and all this and we'll see see what comes. That is great. I actually may have to tune in to the SU the

super Bowl. Yeah, and so you've gotta be quick on your feet, which is perfect for you. And some jingles written for this podcast. I'm gonna play them next week. It's exactly that is exactly who you are, David Brodie. It's perfect for you. Your cut out for this job. Um. I hope that they offer a product on the Super Bowl that's limited time only and is going out of business and you can only buy three. Yeah, I'm just running out. But wait if you want a Super Bowl shirt,

you can only act now limited limit twenty three. Hey, due to the pandemic and the economy supply chain problems, I think, uh, you and I should start a segment here and we need a jingle for this, like called TikTok Taught Me. TikTok Taught Me. I have seen so much bullshit on TikTok the last few weeks. I and I've been writing some of the stuff down, some of it I used on The Big Show. And I know you guys crushed me because the stuff that I talked

about on the Big Show I bring here again. One of the one star reviews was because that I do that. But what they have to understand that we have we have a completely different audience who listens to the Big Show then listens to this podcast. There is people listening to the Big Show million and and a few less than that listened to the podcast but at the same time, but not all of those listen to this. There is an overlap. So anyway, anyway, I've learned a lot of ship.

But this is something that I won't even do on the Big Show because it's just it boggles my mind. But this week, for my TikTok taught me. Some girl got on there and was giving advice to other women about how to attract a rich guy, and her one be attractive. Yeah, well that was that was bypassed. Apparently you don't even need to be attractive. All you have to do with David Brody because you don't even have

to do that. All you gotta do. According to this girl, because she's teaching lessons, she knows how to meet a rich guy is to dress up to the nines, dress up in a in an awesome dress or whatever it is, like like you really good, like you have moneys, and report to the nearest expensive steakhouse at lunchtime on a weekday because the business guys are eating. In her mind, obviously a steakhouse tends to be the most expensive lunch dinner that you can throw out there. As we know

from this podcast, steak dinners, steak lunches. So if there's guys out to lunch throwing around that kind of money, then you know that every dude in there there. According to this girl, TikTok taught me. Uh. I'll call her TikTok Tina because I like the alliteration uh and um, yeah, she said that, go sit at the bar. Just go in by yourself or with your girlfriend. Sit at the bar lunchtime. A guaranteed you'll, you'll, you'll at least get into a conversation. I have someone buy your drinks, but

be chances are that guy is low dud. Well, let me ask you a question. This is not Jones talking. No, no, no, This is Tiktoktok taught me. TikTok taught you, like the segment we Gotta do, TikTok taught me. If I'm um, if I'm a rich dude, which I've never been, and I'm going out with the boys for lunch and cigars and steak and whatever, and I see in the middle of the day to one two young women dressed to the nines at noon, just sitting there, not having a job or nothing else to do. I might get like

an Atlantic City Vegas vibe. You could say, might yeah, I might think, yeah, I don't. I sow TikTok Tina maybe giving off the wrong the wrong vibe, because you know, why is she sitting at the bart noon? Who goes to a bart noon dressed to the nine is to just sit and drink. I mean, I maybe there are people, I mean, you know, but yeah, I don't know. I might look at them cross side, unless that's what the

guys really. This is all I'm just stating. I'm delivering you and observation from what tak tina, what you learned on TikTok, and if a guy teaches it to you, it's TikTok tony. So we're just gonna keep them ambiguous an anonymous. So what if I'm talking about what I learned on TikTok, TikTok taught me. I watched a video of two foodies I follow and they went to a

place where you make your own pasta. Now, when I hit make your own pasta, I know you have to make amount of flower, put the egg in the middle. I get that. Usually when you make your own pasta, you have that machine you crank with the handle and what does this spit out? It spits out spaghetti or

like uh, like fetecini noodles. These girls were at a restaurant where they were running like they were rolling out like Cavatelli and different shaped post and it there's wooden boards with like a mold and you roll the pasta over the wooden board and it shapes the pasta pasta to look like pasta you've eaten your whole life. You're like, I wonder how they made that shape, or you don't even think about it. I sld my wife. She says,

you didn't know that. No, TikTok taught me. TikTok taught me. Yeah, TikTok anyway, make notes of it. And if you and if you want to submit a TikTok taught me on a talkback or one of the feel free just you listen on the I Heart radio app and uh click the microphone and tell us what TikTok taught you. Yes, and and the talk backs are really a good way. First of all, we do an audio podcast, so you know sometimes you like vie. I'm sorry, Okay, we're not doing a video, Okay, So okay, can I just bring

that up? Address that right now? So I said to Scary before we started the podcast, I said, you know what we should do because TikTok is such a big forum. And um, we have a Brooklyn Boys TikTok account which we haven't used yet, but thank you to everyone who's followed the account. So far getting ready as we get ready, I have I haven't even followed. Yeah, so yeah, I am.

I said it would be a great idea to put up a clip of the podcast every week that we like, with just the Brooklyn Boys graphic behind it, just to get the account going and to give people a clip of the audio story. That's just scary. I think we should do a video of course something every well fucking video talk is visual. Yeah so I said, too scary, but that's a great idea. Who's gonna edit it? We don't know which one of us knows that at a video And this is what I heard, crickets right, Yeah,

so I can edit video on my phone. We've gotten pretty good at that. Okay, I have the Splice. We figured some ship out to come up the Splice app with a slice app Splice. It's called Splice. They should advertise on our podcast, by the way, Splice for life. But anyway, yeah, wait, wait, well we're gonna start using TikTok so that we can teach you stuff and you can say TikTok taught me scary. Okay, good right, I love that. Alright, Um, do I have time to talk

about Facebook for a quick step. Yeah, let's do that. I just posted. Yeah, I posted right before we started. Uh my year, I said it was exactly twenty eight years ago. In that Z and Hunter took a chance on a nerdy college student and changed his entire life. Happy anniversary to me. Oh, happy anniversary. That was both of us, really, because this is the anniversary last week was of me writing for the show. It really was the way, but you said it was. Yeah, so you

were at three years the station before me. So this was this was in the town facebook page. It's an old post. But I was looking for a car stereo installer, right because I'm ann upgrade the radio in my daughter's car at some point. And so I when you search the keyword, I put in radio installation. So I saw this post from a long time ago. The woman writes, I'm looking for a good radio auto shop that installs serious satellite radios, that can install one in my car. Okay,

she another word. She probably has an old radio that wasn't she couldn't put serious satellite radio in the car. Yep. So uh, this person wrote blah blah blah place on blah blah Street. Uh, they just installed a starter for me, don't know if they install Serious satellite radios. You should ask them about it. Oh, wow, that's not helpful. This person says, you can just get a window or dash mounted Serious XM player install it yourself in minutes. That's

what I have. Um, okay. So then somebody says, why don't you just use your smartphone for to play Serious? And she writes, I want a radio in the car that has Serious satellite radio. I don't want to use my phone. This person writes, Um, just so you know, Serious is a paid prescription subscription service. Wow. Again, she just wants the recommendation of a place to install her

car radio. Well, people feel that they need to circumvent and uh impart their own thing even and try to try and shoehorn it in just for the sake of putting a post up right. Well, and that's what people do. Well, you know, we've had this conversation on this podcast before where it just doesn't there's nothing's helpful in these forums, you know a lot of times. You know, here's another one. Hey, I need to make a lot of copies. Does anyone know a place that charges less than Staples does? And

how much do they charge? This person wrote, you should try UPS. I know they make copies, I don't know how much they charge. So I wrote, how is that helpful? She wrote back, well, I suggested a place she can try, and I wrote back, the woman asked for a price of a different place. She didn't ask you to google places that have copy machines. Next time somebody asks for something, you should be helpful. And maybe since the woman looks like she's a hundred in her pay in her picture,

I put, I put, I put eight. But I'm telling you she looked like a hundred. Maybe the woman who looks the woman I love how you're you're fucking you're going in on this girl, I said, I said, he has an idea the social justice police coming at you, not social justice whatever. Telling instead of telling an old lady who looks like she's in her eighties to go call you p a UPS store, why don't you call them, get a price for herr and be a good person

and have information for her? Did she right? Just want to get your name in the conversation? She flipped you off? What did she do? No? She didn't respond, And then like nine people liked my comments. You made her feel like absolute dogshit here, I'm gonna rub your nose in this fucking crap that you excre that. I'm fine with that. You're a bad man, David bro Actually, you're you're it's hard to say because you're actually doing I agree with you, But I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't isn't nicking up

for the older woman. I wouldn't get all up in her her social media grill. I just you know what it was. I was I was screenshotting the some of the stuff with the podcast, and I came across that. I'm like, you know what, that's not helpful. You should try a store. You should try a store. How is that helpful? The woman's like, hey, Staples charges likes of page or whatever. It is, like, does anyone know any

place that's cheap? Right, you're right, Just it's just you actually go and do the things that people are thinking of and they know I'm here for these people, but they don't bother with right. Well, I just I just roll my eyes and keep scrolling. I notice it. What would you do in this situation? I'm selling something on eBay for a hundred and forty dollars. It sells for stores normally what a tax? So I'm selling it for

like fifty bucks off plus tax whatever. This person writes to my on eBay, Hi, I'll buy it for seventy. I'm sure you would. That's not how e bay works. I haven't. I have an asking price, and you can make a bid if you'd like, you will offering me half of what I'm asking for something that sells for a hundred and ninety plus dollars. Come on now, so he wrote back, you come on now. I've seen these selling for a hundred dollars. This is eBay. People don't

pay full price. So I said, oh, well, if you've seen it selling for a hundred dollars, why did you offer me seventy? And what did he say? He wrote back, never mind, of course him. He's trying to tell me I shouldn't be asking one four. Uh, why you go offer me seventy? Fuck you eBay guy. Man, you're in a tear. You are a you know what, you gotta get it because you've got too much time on your hands. Yeah, seriously,

David Brodie, you're like sitting here. I could just picture you with your bowl of grape nuts in the in the morning or at grape nuts whatever it is, and you're you're sitting there staring at the screen and you're just waiting for someone to and to just to just to jump on them. In in the comments section of whatever the post is there a stick? Thank you? Sticks? Yeah,

too much time on my hands. There's a lot of dumb people out there that well, and and as you do in this situation, you have too much time on my hands. Time on my hands. So I've told you about my backyard. So let me see if I can just supposed to okay, well, yeah, thank you, Elton John. Time spent with you. Okay. So my backyard has a pool in it. It's um horizontal, so it goes left to right in my backyard, and then my deck steps go down to the right, and so you go down

my deck steps. There's an open area right and I have three dogs. I let the dogs run around without a leash. Who let the dogs out? Who? Me? And I've told you about my neighbors have a fence with a dog behind it, and they have green green covering over most of it. So the space between Dave Matthews, man,

you're not gonna get me. Yeah, I saw it coming when I was saying it the space between my pool fence and my neighbor's fence, I wouldn't say it's about twelve feet, but that's my property up until about six inches before their fence. There's twelve feet across my property at the end of that. So if I walk between our properties, if I keep walking away from my house, there's a wooded area. So there's a wooden fence that separates my property from the one behind it, which happens

to be a parking lot. It wasn't when I bought the house, but then the place extended their parking lot, and I said, well, if you're gonna extend you parking lot, you build me a fence. Okay, but a nice wooden fence. I have a private backyard where the fence ends. I can walk into the woods if I want, okay, but they're not my woods. The woods, so I'm I'm in the backyard with my dogs not unleashes because it's my backyard.

And out of the woods in broad daylight comes a seven year old man who's wearing bike pants, like satin pants, right whatever, Like what do you spandex pants? A Fannie pack and it looks like he's a power walker, and he comes walking into my backyard from the woods. Now woods is not your property. No, where the fence ends my where my property. He's walking into the area between my property and my neighbor's property. He's probably this oriented and lost. No no, no, no, no, no no. So

I stopped him about twenty ft away. Go excuse me, Can I help you? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I'm just walking through. I mean you walking through. I'm walking to the street and then I'm gonna make it right and go towards the avenue like I'm going that way. I said, this, this is my Now he's walking along my fence, my pool fence. So so he's like as close to my pool as possible. I said, this is my private property's my backyard. What do you mean you're walking through? Are

you confronted him? He's My dogs are going ballistic. They're gonna attack him. My little dogs. Scary. He's in my backyard. You have walked into my backyard. He was gonna walk through the gate to the side because between the two, he was gonna walk through my gate. It no, no, he's not a thief. Listen to me. So I stopped him. I said, so this this is my property. So no, no, lie,

He goes, oh, I'm so sorry. He takes one step to his left my right, so he's one step closer to my neighbor, and he goes sorry and starts walking again. I go, dude, this is all my property. Can you can you go back in the woods. You're gonna you sent him back to the woods. So he says, I don't mean any home him. He goes, I'm sorry. I thought I could walk through here. I said, does this look like an alley way to you? Like, I don't know, because I'm scary. I was on the phone, you know,

our friend Patty from the record label. I'm on the phone with Patty because he called me for my birthday. I wished me happy birthday. This was on my birthday. And he's laughing at him in the phone. He's laughing, laughing because I'm on the phone and this guy, all of a sudding's in my backyard. So so I said, look, do me fit now? First? So I was like, how funny is he took one step to the left because he was out of my I go, dude, it's all my proper. Please tell me that you gave him a

pass and you let it. I said, sir, you can go out this way. Step over the gate. There's a little gate that I keep uh between our fences so that my dogs don't run out, so he could stay to step overbill gate. I go, sir, don't trip over the gate. Step over the little fence I put up. And please, I said, And sir, I'm going to assume this is your first time doing this. I hope you haven't done it before. Please don't do it again. Have a nice day. That was the right thing, because otherwise

he would come back three in the morning. You're throwing a brick through your fucking window. He wasn't that kind of you made him go back in the woods. Came from I am scrape. I see you with a fucking I see you with with a fucking double barrel, long nose shotgun, sitting on your fucking milk crate with a tumbleweed hanging out of your mouth, waiting property environment envarmint and shoot at his feet, not dance boy, damn it. I don't know property. But even if I did, it's

just it's not it's it's my demeanor. It's just the way I am in the way I was raised. Let me ask you a question, because to me, my first my first thought would be this poor guy is lost and he needs help getting out of here. So what passed your question? You grew up in a three family it's free, it's it's free to it's free to pass through the property. Right, it doesn't, it doesn't cause any He's not stepping on the fucking dandelions? Is he is? He?

My dogs are back there. If my dogs attack him and he takes me to court, even if I have every right in the world, I have to then go to court. If he trips and falls and hurts himself, I can be sued, whether or not he could win or not. Like there's there's there's a reason why you don't want people on your property. You don't have property.

Let mesk your question. You grew up in a two family house, okay, and next to your house was a driveway, right, a driveway separating your house in your neighbor's house, right, And in the back yard there was probably like a chain link fence that protected you from the people behind you. Typical benson Hurst, Brooklyn property. Let's say you're in your backyard and you had your dog back there, and your

your little sister and your brother. You're all back there whatever, um and maybe you dressed like a bomb because it's your property in your back there. And some guy decides he's gonna walk through your driveway and jump over the fence in your backyard because he wants because he wants to get to let's say you were on seventy Street. He wants to get to seventy Street. And the easiest way to do it is to go through your driveway into your backyard and hop over the fence. You wouldn't

ask him what he was doing. Unacceptable because of the way the layout. Those are close quarters, those houses are all on top of each other. There's no reason to do it. You're talking about the suburbs, talking about the suburbs with a huge open area with woods and everything. You guys don't have a huge open it's my house. I don't have a huge house. You know that. I'm just saying it's a little there, scary. He saw me in the backyard with the dogs and thought he'd still

walk through. You don't see that as a problem. You know the night I'm homeowners And again, if you're a homeowner in Montana, where no one lives next to you for like a hundred miles. I'm telling about people who have like a house next to your house. If somebody walk through your backyard to cut like to save time, and you were back there on your dogs are there with no leashes on slices, you know you'd be like what you've got little ankle biters. You don't even have

like big dogs. They're like my ankle bighter. But he can still cause blood. He can still Like I'm Drew there, you can take boppy little dogs. Drew is seventeen pounds, tough guy. He'll he'll rip your sock open. Who do you have him trained to do that? No? Alright? UM, I did want to thank a couple of people real quick. Um uh who sent me this here? Right now? Um? I have three things because you guys love me, I

know you do. Um and so Oran or Michael sent me a picture of uts, Grillos pickles, classic Dill pickle chips, Dill pickle flavored potato chips. Shady jew Mobster sent me, um the real dill dip. It's a dip with just packed with dill. So fuck you two. And then Ted Olympus five tweeted at me and said, you've got to

try this, Brody. It's dolls chopped double dil salad. That sounds like it's right at my alley, so it's it's solid and double dill, to which Ted A Limpus five said, that's a triple f you doll greens and double dill. So he's right. So thank you for continuing to send me all of these things. I will never go near. We have a couple of d ms I wanted to read on Instagram while we were here. Yes, please, uh they sent it to me personally. Hey man, this is

from uh Lev Ruble. Listen to podcast number forty four. Chat GPT is great. I'm a software engineer. By the way, chat GPT is the artificial intelligence thing that is sweeping the nation and it's everywhere. If you don't know what it is, you'll you will soon because it's gonna take over your life. It's gonna well. Today, Seinfeld is trending on Twitter because someone may use chat GPT to write a Seinfeld episode and it's computer animated Seinfeld episode created

by the computer. Yeah, the computer will do anything you want, from write an essay to draw a picture too, I don't know pretty much pretty much take over people's jobs are your DA and won't ask your D for you. So I'm a software engineer and and chat GPT. It's capable of writing good quality code. My Mustang has different

exhaust modes too. Oh this is now right. Shifting gears pun intended to the UH to the Car conversation where I said that all I have to do is check a box on a menu on my screen, and my my car can go room, room, room. He says, I have quiet, normal sports and track. The best part is to start the car and track mode at six am in the morning and wake up the bitchy neighbors. Thank you, Lev. I have sports mode on my charger, so I yeah, it's fascinating that it's all digital. Now you can just

check a box and then it revs. UH from Carol bug Killer One. Happy birthday, Brody, Happy birthday. I love listening to you guys because you guys are such polar opposites. Scary is always happy, go lucky, and Brody is crusty and cranky like me. Yet as a compliment, if I'm like you, it works and it is always a great podcast. Thank you that made me laugh. Also, Jennifer Kiddo young what he was this? Uh oh? She sent me a video.

What's the video about? It was? Um oh? She basically said, are you going to the nineties party or the two thousands party? So basically it's a DJ. Right, it's a DJ spinning. She's spinning and then she's got music playing on one side and the other. I'll play a little clip of it for you. I guess, I guess it is. Um Well, people know the nineties anyway, so so anyway, yea,

but right there was two thousand's. That's the nineties and then she switches off so much a little bit, okay, otherwise we have to we owe them royalties, so we can't do that. So many fucking rules. Anyway. That's what I got for you there, and we'll take a break. I have I have one d M. I want to it's from our pal Desiree. Five people asked me the same question, did Scary Jones remember your birthday this year? Because even though you're four days apart, he never remembers.

I never remembers, so so so I said. Scary texted me, but only after Danielle mentioned it on The Big Show. Two minutes later, Scary texted me happy birthday at six twenty nine in the morning. Now you know I'm not awake at that point. That but the day is only six hours old, so it's not like I forgot. It was sticks stir in the morning. No, Danielle reminded you, and that's why you texted me. Doesn't count, that's what. Yeah, you didn't You didn't remember. And then Desire wrote back,

Oh my god, that's it. He owes you two steak dinners. Now, so I am convinced Scary Jones that you did not remember my birthday until Danielle said it on the radio. I remember it was your birthday? You sure? I'm positive? All right? All right, we'll try it again next year by podcast. Got some talkbacks, Yeah, we got some talk backs and Target and talk about Target. Yeah, umose you want to do talk Let's do Target first and then we'll end. We'll talk backs about that, all right. I

was at Target a couple of Saturdays ago. Now it's Saturday, that's usually their busiest day. Correct. Three tail Saturday facts. There are only two cashiers working in a packed Saturday store. Okay, the self checkoutline, even though there's six registers that you can self check out. The line is almost to the back of the store. It's like it's Christmas. I don't know, I don't know, it's crazy. So I'm not getting on the self check line, even though it moves a little faster.

I get on the line with four people to cashier. The woman in front of at the front of the line, she rings up like I don't know, she's watching the woman ring up like twenty five things. After the woman gives her her total, what does she do? She then opens up her purse and opens up her wallet, then starts fiddling around looking for her credit card. Would it have killed her to get a goddamn credit card ready before the woman was finished ringing her up. That's my

first problem. Okay, the next guy walks up to put his stuff on the Now, you know how when people go up to put this stuff on the on the conveyor belt, there's dividers so you can put your stuff up. The next guy, even though again if there's a line and only two cashiers, he doesn't put his stuff on the on the thing, there's dividers sitting there. I'm not gonna tell him. I'm not gonna be yelling from three guys by him going could you put stuff up? Whatever?

Not yet I was getting ready. So as he's unloading his cart, a genius decides they're gonna put a seventy old man on the register, which is not a problem against old people. It's his first day on the job, so his job now in the rush of two cashiers. He gets on the register. Hew you doing, and so she's like, here's the scanner and here's how you enter numbers, and she's teaching him the registers. He's live training during prime time at six o'clock on a Saturday. Okay, the

guy who didn't unload his card scary, no joke. He decides to pay with cash. Who pays with cash? Okay, I'm not I don't know what his credit history is, but he's got to pay in dollar bills. And the

guy now has to make change. The old man, the older gentleman, is like, oh okay, and the girls like okay, now putting the money and now you owe him change, and he's like he's counting the money like you know, and then he's like getting the coins and I'm shaking at this point, scary because I want to go home. I gotta feed the dogs, right, I want to have dinner with my family. I want to get home. I brought the reason I say feed the dogs. I had to go out and buy dog food. That's why I

was a Target. I got the dog food that my dog is waiting for and I want to get home. So the old guys like whatever. The next woman goes, there's never credit card ready, I'm two people away, and the manager comes over and says, Cherie, you gotta jump on the register. You gotta get on the register. So she moves the old guy away. Okay, right, she rings up two people. One more person and he goes, I'm I think I'm good. She puts him back on the register,

but now she's helping him scan. Okay, she's assisting him even though the line is not moving. The next person comes up. He doesn't speak English. He's asking questions. The old guy is trying to answer him, like telling him his price. He's asking how much. He doesn't see the screen. Nobody speaks Spanish. They have to call someone over to translate because he's got questions. I mean, this is a Saturday.

And by the way, this is why I only go to Target at eleven o'clock in the morning on a Tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. And you're a smart man, David Brodie, Why would you feed into the fire. We didn't realize we were running low on the dog food until we went to feed the dogs, like my wife, out of necessity and yeah, desperation, right, Okay, so we had a target because that's who sells the fresh friend we order for the dogs. So I wouldn't have been there. But first of all, how do you

have two cashiers on Saturday Saturday night? And then how do you put an old guy? Look, even though it was a kid to train whatever, the guy's moving like a turtle. Maybe Saturday at six isn't the best time to train to time me the turtle, I don't know what. Yeah, the guys, so the guys like ditto Tommy turtles like no because I don't speak Spanish, you guys like no, bust my own. How long is this line? By the way, well,

I was on when I started the conversation. I was like fifth or sixth in line, maybe fifth, fourth whatever I said. I think it was fifth, but it was. And now get this that line for the self checkout. That was all the way to the back of the store. The people I saw on the end of the line. There was a woman in a red coat, so I was like, I'll see where she is. She's ringing up her own stuff at this point, Well, I'm waiting for Tommy the Turtle to learn how to use a register

on a Saturday The fuck you? Target? What? What? So? I'm sorry. I know most people would have walked out, but I had to pay for the dog food. I get it. I would have walked out. I've walked out of Target before on a Sunday afternoon. I tell you about free to art. No more recently, I walked in. I was going towards the back of the story to

get my ship. And as I'm walking towards the back, people are facing me in line all the way up the aisle and I'm looking at and I'm like, I'm walking past them and there and I'm like, what's this? Is this the line to check out? Like yeah, they're They're holding one long queue and then there's a lady up front telling people to go to the next register. I'm like, this is the line. Yes, I'm like okay, Cia, and I turned around and I walked right the funk

out because I'm the path of least resistance guy. I'm not gonna curse. I'm not gonna curse everyone out. And for standing in a line or training training Tommy the Turtle used the register on a Saturday. Ain't good time for that ship? Oh god, alright, why do all here? We go? Awesome for being on the same uh queue there for are saying Brooklyn, I think you guys should tape that and just use that at the end of each episode. On the other hand, it's quite funny whenever

you guys are off, so whatever. But it was cool to have you guys both together today. Ah see, there you go, some people saying that we nailed the Brooklyn thing. Of course because we're together. I was going to actually say it too soon or too late and make it a bit Let's see what they want for that reason alone, we should be together every week right now. That woman had a great idea scary get the clip of us yelling Brooklyn at the same time, and then at the

end of the show just play it. Okay, that has to be next week. It's fun, lazy may This is the absolute worst. I feel you're pain and I hate that you gave them a five our review. They totally sure I took them there. Something was wrong day towards me. I don't even know twelve bucks to fix something that was not wrong. And then when I called, I pulled brody and I called called cold everybody because they're giving me money back. Money never came, and now I'm just screwed.

So forget me, Okay, get your money. Don't don't fall asleep on that one stick, you know, stay with it there you. Hey, guys, this is Hoernandez from Puerto Rico, and I wanted to tell you about the talk back with the medicine and the Great fruit um. We have an enzyme called cytochrome P four fifty and the great fruit inhabits this and if that medicine um is um cleaved or processed by that ensign, well it will lead to a toxicity. So that's why it says that goodbye guys. Okay,

I think we heard that one before. I don't know. They must have repeated themselves, all right, but that's very helpful. It's impossible. It just came in after we recording our last episode. Here's someone commenting on episode the chili is bad, but that shirt is fine, So they were listening to that episode when they hit the talk back button. I wonder what this could be about. Hey, b boys, Christie and saddle Brook Place for life. Hasty birthday, fellow Aquarians.

I'm twenty nine b Scary Groundhog Day, February twod. If you have any pulse here, please get us an early spring. I have a question. Have you guys ever been to Patty's Tavern and Patterson for their pizza? It is by far the best pizza. I was weed on that pizza. It's been there forever. My grandparents would take my mom and uncles and always go on a Friday night. It's worth the trip. Alright, do we noted? I guess we're gonna have to add that to our We'll do a

pizza pow. Wow. What was the chili in the shirt thing? That's the name of the episode that they That's the name of the episode in which they left the talk back. It tells you the title of the episode they were listening to. Now, she must have paused it and and just put the talk back there. But it had nothing to do with that episode. But they're trying. I'm looking at Patsy's Tavern and Patterson. What did they get? Four four and a half stars on Facebook, four and a

half stars on Yelp. I go Google. I'm a Google ratings guy. I know I'm looking for Google ratings because you know, we know some of them. Okay, I'm looking at the Google images. The sign looks really old, like it's a classic place. The sausage is the lump sausage. I prefer slices like I take you to. Oh no, no, wait a minute. It looks like they've got both here. And it looks like at some point, uh Presidente from Barstool rated the pizza nice. What did he give it? Oh?

You know, let me, uh me skip this ad here, hold onto right now. So we need a pizza pow Wow, Brooklyn Boys, pizza pow Wow. You like that? It looks like an old school play, so would paneling. Now we're talking, That's what I'm saying. Is it like Star Tavern? Wow? That's that's huge. Anytime he goes over nine, that nine is making a statement for him. Yeah, alright, alright, thank you, thank you. Slice. Yeah. I love that Brodie and Scary Scary Brodie. It's dead from ct Baby. Just want to

let you know that last sign off. It was perfect. You guys made my week. You guys made me smile. It was fantastic. You guys are my number one podcast. Um, I'm a slice for life baby. Just want to let you guys know that you guys are the bomb. It's great hearing guys together again and funck Abe seventy seven fundal funk, the girl at CBS two and the guy at the fire place A plus that guy for being a good guy. But fuck the guy who screwed you. Maybe it's tire fudl. Wow, uh scary. You need to

send me that audio. Want to make it my ring tone. It sounds like she did a rail of coat before leaving that talk about now she sounds sucking. Yeah, we like that energy we do. Oh my god, that was great. I want this um. In response to the drugs, medical drugs where you don't remember what you did, my mom used to take value and on two separate occasions. One time she tried to kick me out of the house when I was thirteen years old because she thought I

was eighteen and she wouldn't be living there anymore. At that time, she cutted out some workers that were doing some yardwork in our backyard. She thought they were stealing our plans. I love you guys. That's Brody and Scary Scary and Brody Scary. You missed slipping joke that Brody just did. You guys were talking about chat uh gpt something like that, and Scary says, I'm all about having tools, and Brodie slipped right in and being one. I love

you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. No, I knew, I just I didn't want to plank Here Valley p a later, thank you, Lee High Valley. I knew, but I just kept I was a little the sentence. I'm like, I'm not even gonna acknowledge it. Well, here's the thing. We were in the same apartment, so I saw Scary's face. He heard it because he made like something stinks in this room face and they kept talking. Yeah, so he

was not going to acknowledge it. I was not going to allow him to distract me and throw me off. Said yeah, thank you, Hey guys, Michael hate me back from Dayton, Ohio. And this is in reference to episode two forty four. You guys are currently talking about honey on pizza and I absolutely love pizza. My wife and I have it at least once a week, and um, I've never heard of honey going on it, but after hearing you guys talk about it, I'm gonna give it

a try. Specifically, Mike's hot honey. That's like a good one. Yeah. Also it goes with pepperoni, but I wouldn't put it on with like ausage, necessarily different taste. But yeah, Google like Jersey. I've been listening to you since five am is now five pm. Thank you for entertaining me so to thirty nine win freak gas. What are you saying, Brodie? I cut you on. That's awesome. Five hours of us, God bless you, I think, I PM, let's hear that's

I'm sorry, I tel hours. Um, I would uh go on Yelp or Google and see, like who in your area sells pizza with honey on it? Because they're probably perfected the recipe. I wouldn't just throw honey on pizza. Good good plan. Yeah, thank you, Brooklyn boys. Is this Chris calling from North Carolina? And that's all he said? Well maybe he continues here. Hey brooken boys, it is christ from North Catina. Today is January, which means one day is today. It's David Brodie's birthday. What a day

for a birthday. Let's all have some cake except for scary hashtag first quarter scary. I love you guys, boy and scary. I'm down twenty six pounds, by the way, two days down six pounds. Awesome for that call. Everything is awesome. That's great, that's all. He is, your boy and scary scary. Why are you afraid of the chat GPT or whatever his face is when once the last time you needed an essay written, well, you needed at Limerick on hand. You'll make fun taps, you pull up songs.

Do you think the robot can do a better Michael Oppenheimer? You think the robot can do a better Rock Phillips phone tap, thank you? Come on man, that point. Yeah, But there are things to worry about. If it's used maliciously, it gets into the wrong hands, it can be used the wrong way. I'm telling you, I'm telling you this thing is it's it could be kids evil. I mean,

I'm listen. I'm sure when tempered and controlled by humans, it's going to do the right thing because of what we ask it to do, and it could be very helpful. It's when it's when people start cutting costs at companies and want to use these robots in places of people, then we're gonna have problems. Or someone uses it to program or deep fake someone into giving them money because they think Tom Cruise is on a video telling them to do so, or the President of the United States

is making a speech that never happened. Yes, it is capable of producing full ten a DP video four K video of of moving images of sleep tonight scar someone okay, I'll tell you the latest one, and I play this last they someone went on TikTok again. Fucking TikTok. These two guys said, let's uh, let's tell chat GPT to write a Drake song. So it says, write a Drake song about about pineapples, and you know, literally giving a stupid topic that's three minutes long and has this kind

of cadence to it. Whatever. The thing took a couple of minutes, a couple more minutes. It exactly took the lyrics. They took the lyrics. Then they made it into a song by saying, now make this into a hip hop beat boom. All of a sudden, they produced a Drake song fully produced that sounds like drake is rapping about fucking pineapples. I'm telling you this ship is dangerous. You mark my words. No one's taking for whatever reason. Now I'm not saying that could be used in the wrong way,

but who knows what it is capable? Alright, yeah, hold on, don't a one time God's plan, God's plan, man, whatever is God's plan? From another mist I had Hawaiian pizza for dinner last night as well, must have had a craving at the same time. I hope you all have a great day. Love listening to you, Bye bye later. Who's out? And that's all she wrote? All right, I got a lot to think about here. M hmm. Have you given a drake? By the way, if I know, I've talked about it before, but if you have a chance,

go on YouTube and look look at um. I think it's the videos called like how to write a Chain Smoker's hit song or something, and the guy plays the keyboard and he basically shows you you take a location in the country in the world, town or city, a noun an object, and then like decide if you want to sing about love or relationship and he and he shows you like the chord progressions of like most of

the chain smoker songs. It's very funny. How to make every song sound like a chain smoker song something like that. I love it, very funny. Yeah, that's my homework. No AI, there just some guy would Could we do this two weeks in a row? Oh not a chance, not a shot? You did? I get it? Am I later early Ready brood? But you didn't tell me if I should be later Early boys