#242: Crappy Work Anniversary To You

what do you mean different, like like a different person? No? No, no, no no. Did you buy a six hundred forty seven million dollar eight hundred thirty five thousand dollar piece of equipment plus tax? Did you really well? Not quite as much as you know. I bought an affordable I'll be honest with you. I got tired of people in Queens telling me I didn't sound good. But other people in Jersey they to them now. They don't complain. Jersey people

have enough to complain about. They didn't care about my mic So after I don't know how many years now since the pandemic started two and a half years, three years, almost three years, I guess right, March will be three years of no way marches. Three years. Yeah, No, you didn't have. You're about to say you actually bought a new anticipating, so i've I have retired the blue Yettie, and I am. I would know it's it's still a

very good microphone. It's very good for like in person interviews where one person is on one side of the table. Are you interviewing somebody because it's a double sided microphone. But I did my research of what I in the price range I wanted. For the price range I wanted, I got myself the best reviewed, best available software built in with a limitter built in. I'll explain that in in it, and I have a new microphone. It sounds great, sound better, you sound like butter. It's it's awesome. It

took him three years what I yell. It shouldn't sound distorted exactly because because you have the note, because you get the limitter on. So it's great. A limited means no matter how loud you get, there's a point you can set where it won't go loud. Of this I love, though I'm distorted it it rains me in So I have two settings on this. I can hear myself or I can hear what you hear. And if I hear myself. I can see this a little red. Actually, this microphone

has a distortion light. When I'm speaking too loudly for the microphone it knows it would normally distort, it lights up in red and then it's like a visual slap on the wrist. HEF fuck you microphone. So, in case you're wondering, Um, the microphone I bought is the prisonis p R E S O n U S Press Revelator Dynamics. It sounds really really good, I'm sure to us by professional podcasters around the world. Oh, it's considered one of the best for what for what we do? Good? Right? Um?

I I sold some stuff on eBay, no joke, and I took that money and I bought it was like one ninety and change Amazon, which is not the same price everywhere. So now I spent the money for the slices. This begs the question, are you gonna sell your old mic to one of the slices? I mean, after all, it's it's got David Brody DNA all over its spittle and who knows what else food? How about food that might have flown out of your mouth while you eat during the podcast. I rarely eat during the podcast. Um,

at least not that we're working from home. I mean seven, yes, you know the pizza. I'm sure there's a couple of crumbs inside the windscreen of the micro fright, shout out Janovic. I believe he sent this to pizza that day. He did, I know he did. Yeah, Well, but no we have oh oh oh, let's tell us. Should we tell us slices of what we're planning? But should we just do it? We'll have to do it that one. Well that now,

you just well a little. I've been sick all week, but Scary and I were were going to record together in person at his apartment. That's right, David Brodie was going to charge me, grace me with his presence and show up here. And and I really think that should be the next episode. Um, if possible. Why Why wasn't it this episode? I forgot? Did you listen to this podcast? I just said, it's because I got sick, because you're under the weather. I'm under the weather. I have I

have a flu wish thing. It's not the fluids fluish m you know, so basically, uh, it's flu. It's it's the flu because you didn't because you didn't test for COVID, so I did. No, I did test for cord No, I'm not that person that says I tested to make sure it wasn't because I care about the people around me. That's my family would beat the crap out of me if I gave him COVID and didn't think about it. And I thank you David Brodie for not coming. We're here sick, all right, So we'll do it next We'll

do it next week. Do it next week or the week after the weekend. We'll figure it out. Oh, my birthday is coming up. You can get me something. Okay, awesome. Now, by the way, I'm not gonna be able to eat. I'm doing my d tot of people are very excited about first quarter of skiing. Yeah, I'm not so excited. I mean, you know, I hope it's not a big letdown. Gotta be honest, weight down because you're gonna lose a lot of weight. Yeah I know, but yeah, I feel like I was on the struggle bus all year and

this is gonna be what. I'm not going to mention any sponsors. I hope you'll be good and I'm trying to be good. Not in a few minutes. When you met with the doctor. What did he say about your carry condition and how because he let me just reset. Normally you meet with him and he says, okay, you're gonna lose whattty days. Yeah, something like that. Well he said to me, well, first of all, he compares my year over year charts. So he compared Jan one to

Jan this year from to Jan one last year. And his first comment were, whoa, you did some damage this year. It was great starting off three at the same place you were at starting off like about eight pounds heavier. But that's because I did a lot of car bloating. Okay, so now that means that's eight pounds. There's eight pounds more than I will have to lose in order to get to where I was last year. At the end, I think, yes, I think Bear Whitney slices follow along.

I think we may have the first the first appearance of fifth quarter scary. Here's over time. Well, no, I'm back on so I'm on the detox. But he did say this, He said, you know, if you want, it wouldn't hurt to uh, you know, get on the treadmill like every other day for like five minutes or so. Oh, I wouldn't hurt five minutes, hurt your ankles five minutes.

So he actually wants me to introduce is exercise in all exercise in a diet in a diet plane that doesn't really allow the exercise because they don't want know you once pulled a muscle yawning, I did, I yawned wrong and I and I pulled a muscle. I don't know.

I also I also had a little L L four L five disc problem in my back when oh, when you were trying to ask your own day, when we were at that Christmas party and I was wearing those hard hard sold shoes and I we were doing jump around and I jumped up, jumped up and fell down that time. So that was a problem. Yeah, this time a year end of the year, people are always making it like a year end list of people who died.

The award shows come up, and and so a couple of times when we were on the cruise around you know, we went on the cruise with Christmas Eve, so last week of a bunch of celebrities died. But every time two celebrities died, I would hear people on the cruise or on the airplane or at the airport. Uh, even people I know would be like, one, who the third

person is going to be? Who the third celebrities we've talked about this on this podcast we have, but it happened again because I forget who the two big deaths were, right, and Barbara Walters maybe somebody else doesn't matter for the sake of the story. But there was two big deaths and it wasn't a big So then like a couple of rappers died and my friend says, well, that doesn't count towards the three. Of course it does. This celebrity

is just not to you exactly count. Like, so what happens is in our minds, we they don't die in threes. That's not a thing. Right. Of course, before we count to three, and we've talked about this nauseum on this podcast, we stop and then we count again, right, celebrities don't know? Like, oh, imagine like that was true, like two celebrities died. I love how this this really gets you. This is these

I have. I have some pressing things, some really pressing issues coming up, and but you but for you, it's like, oh yeah, everything's pressing, really but it sounds better now my new microphone. It really does. Okay, I like you new microphone. We tell you a quick break, all right, quick break, and I gotta tell you something. I need

your opinion on something. Oh all rights. That is your reflex, by the way, to immediately disagree with anything I'd say, but mine and the writer on mine and the wrong. I heard a fantastic You know, I'm gonna pul up the lyrics because I can't play it. But I heard a fantastic song by um Groucho Marks, one of the Marks Brothers, one of the all time greatest comedians. Uh so let me see. Uh, what are you doing? I'm pulling up lyrics? Hold on? Okay, Yeah, so he did

a song. You can't hear it unless I I played you guys can look it up ahead. It's called um I'm against it. So here the lyrics. I don't know what they have to say. It makes no difference anyway. Whatever it is, I'm against, no matter who it is or who commenced it, I'm against it. Your proposition may be good, but let's get one thing understood. Whatever it is, I'm against it, And even when you've changed it or condensed it, I'm aga against it that I'm opposed to

it on general principles, I'm opposed to it. Um. Anyway, there's a lot more to it, um, but it's it's a great song. Yeah, so me, oh oh, oh oh, remind me after you do your thing, something happened on television that if you did, if you saw it and

didn't think of me, something's wrong. But before that, and before I even get into what, I don't want to say, this this public service announcement to the fucking troll who um made a name on on Instagram and pretend they're pretending they're me, but it's impossible for anyone to fall for it. Well, there's someone create an account. And then they started following all of my listeners. Um, oh, you

have your own listeners. They started they started following my followers, all the all the women, and the really account is XO XO Underscore Scary Underscore Jones Underscore XO XL and with my pictures. Stole my picture. Nope, stole my picture. Well while you giving them out the address, well hold on, hold on, well, because it's in the process of being taken down now. I complained to my heart, and my heart is complaining to Instagram Corporate. By the time you

hear this, it will probably be removed. I'm hoping, but if not. Um, I want to just tell you that this person followed three hundred of my of of the women that follow me, and then the ladies, and then it was brought to my attention. This was the d M they sent to them. Everyone. Hello, pretty, I'm Scary Jones by me. How are you doing today? I was glancing through profiles when I saw your profile, so pretty, I must confess, you've got a nice smile, smiley face.

I'm looking for a sugar baby to take care of her needs, pay her bills and spoil with five of thousand dollars weekly. I am. I am a man of my words. Get back to me if interested. And then they leave a what's app number from area code three or five. And of course, as you know that that's a scamboni that could be connected to anything, it's what's app, so you you know it's not legit. How funny is that? First of all, that's something first of all awful grammar.

That who's gonna right, Because first of all, these people follow me, so they're gonna think they're getting a message from me. In their d M s, and I would start by saying, hello, pretty, I'm Scary Jones by name, by name, I'm Scary Jones by name, who says that naughty by nature? Not because I hate you, not because I hate you. I'm looking for a sugar baby. So I'm actually soliciting my listeners and I'm gonna spoil them

with five thousand dollars in cash weekly. Oh my god. Anyway, this is in the process of being taken down and dealt with. But if you happen in the meantime to see the profile of if they they d M, you ignore it. It's fucking bogus. And uh, I'm just happy to search for Scary Jones because I didn't remember what you said because it went by it was XO XO underscore it may already be gone. Well I just found Jones scary uh three following two followers, and the profile

says I like having fun. It doesn't. I'll say this, you know, do you know they could do what they want because we have my heart and we have the muscle of Instagram Corporate behind us, So no, they will. They will take it down in a second, so I'm not too concerned. About it. I just thought it was kind of funny. Now really quickly, you're driving your car. What do you own, Brodie Brody? What kind of car you know? I have a Dodge Charge Dodge Charger, great car,

right like you pulled you over one. You wouldn't want that car to get wrecked in any way? Right? Uh? No, I wouldn't. But I should buy a product from you to make sure. No no, no, no, no, okay, okay, we'll stop there, and now let me tell you my scenario,

and you tell me what you would have done. I'm driving home down Seventh Avenue and I have Gandhi and Sam from our show in the car, and we're just driving along and all of a sudden, Gandhi looks out the window and says, look at that Look at that guy he's throwing He just threw it a can at the floor as he's walking away. That he's littering, and you know, and I'm all here comes Gandhi. The social justice police has to say something like, oh, you you

in society, you're doing something wrong. So I'm about, no, you don't. She was yes, I want to fucking yell at him right now. So I'm like, no, you don't, So I put the child the child proof locks and I kept the windows locked. There was no fucking way because we were at the red light. So, David Brody, you're a guy. What do you think would have fucking happened had she mouthed off at this lunatic and he looked the rain? Okay? How far away was the lunatic

from your car? Maybe about thirty matter striking distance. I was at a red light. I was stuck in a red light. Wait until the light changes. The problem is was it during rush hour where the next light would be traffic? Also? Yes? Oh, because then they can catch up to you. Yes, Oh, I would put the locks on that. Don't get me wrong. I would like to yell at that person. So would I. But I know better. First of all, it's me and two girls in the car. So if she mounds off to him, what's he gonna do?

He's one of those women in the car. Your sugar baby, one of my sugar babies. Her name was Sam. Her name is Sam by name, Her name is Sam by name by name. You know, I was searching through her profile. This dude is kind of come to me, even though, because that's how it goes down. Women get into a fight with a dude somewhere and there with a dude, the dude is the one that's taken the lumps. But they're with They're not gonna A guy's not gonna go are you with the girl? He's gonna go with you.

He's gonna hit you and then tell you to keep you a woman in mind as if it's your way to my place to do that, or even before that, what you gonna do. He's gonna fucking throw something in my fucking car. Yeah. Now, if it's your girlfriend, it's my property. It's my car, No way, I want no part of this. But if it's your girlfriend, then you can go, well, it's my girlfriend. I gotta put up with her doing that whatever. But Gandhi and Sam, they're

not your responsibility. They're playing with house money at that point. That's exactly what your car in your face. So as long as I know that I'm scary, you're not out running the guy. Yeah, so we kept driving. Thank God for my childproof locks. But she was gonna let this guy have it. She was gonna sce screen out the window. By the way, as a grown man with no kids, I feel uncomfortable hearing you say you have childproof locks in your car. They come with you, come standard, they

standard with them. I feel like that's a law and order thing. I got to see that on an episode Rip from the Headlines or Matt lower thing. Yeah. Yeah, the childproof lock on his all the store. Was that a true story? Who knows allegedly in a magnetic lock or something that he pushed a button under his desk so he couldn't so so people couldn't get out. Yeah, yeah, that well, that's just it. He would lock the door. I think it was used for for people coming in,

to be quite honest. But okay, the lawsuit was people saying he used it to No, you don't know anyway anyway, all right, yeah, I'm done with that. I'm done with that out of there. I would have hit the locks, absolutely, Yeah, you would have. Okay, good, could hit the locks. Or I would have used my two fingers to pull the window buttons up so that the windows have to stay up. Were they mad at you for locker? No, Sam didn't say anything, but but Gandhi was like, man, I can't

believe you you let him get away with that. I would have totally like, you know, she understood. I guess she understood as I explained it to her as we kept driving. But but yeah, I'm not. I'm not. The mood is a much more I don't give a fuck person than I or I am or you. Oh yeah, I've seen her. She's she's in real life social media.

She don't give a ship. I love that. I do love that quality about that about her and I I normally don't give a ship unless I can get my ass kicked in this case, right that that's when I you know, I I would yell out, hold on, I'm gonna find out who you are on Twitter and then tweet at you with your backup account so that you don't know who I am. Yeah, that's who I am. By the way, speaking of who I am, uh, it's a long way to go. But did you watch the

Golden Globes? No, I have no interest in it. Yeah. So uh. You know, at the end of the year, everybody puts out the best TV shows of the year, best movies of the year, the worst movies of the year. So I put out a list on on Facebook on my Facebook page of my favorite TV shows of the year, my favorite and I wanted to point out something to

the to the slices. Um, I'm gonna read just a couple of my favorite TV shows that that aired this year or stream this year, or that I watched this year, may have streamed of your will go so here my favorite Scary and then we'll get to yours in a minute.

The Boys season three, The Bear That Bear was Fantastic, Peacemaker and or Boba Fette, but only the Mandalorian episodes, Stranger Things season four, Reacher Walking Dead on the Murders in the Building, Moon Night, White Loadus season one and two, although I did like season two better than one. Uh the uh what we Do in the Shadows season one? I just started watching it. The After Party, very very fun mystery show. And Dexter new Blood which was the

end of December beginning January overlaps. So those are my favorite shows. So I wanted to give that list out now, Scary for for balance of time and fairness, go ahead and give your favorite TV shows of the year. I don't have any, because you know, I don't watch TV. I watched Saturday Night Live, I watched I watched live Sports. I'll check out, you know, family guy, I'll watch reruns of Ship on Me TV. I love that ship from the old school boys getting on a pop culture morning show.

But no, I actually I saw White Lotus. I saw a little bit of White Lotus season at the one with Christopher Multa Santi season two, season season two. Yes, and I know, and I know that what happened in season one, the big craziness that happened in that episode. But what I can't believe that he did that anyway. Yeah, um uh, here's the thing. Do you have no favorite TV shows? By the way, I left out all the late night talk shows because I was a really in fact,

but that was what I was going to continue on with. Yes, it's fallon. I watched, I watched news, I watched things set in reality I don't watch and I watch. I watched biopics or things that are based like off of you know, they get history and knowledge in pop culture that way, not not drama, fiction or you know whatever. I mean. If there's a good comedy, yeah I'm in. But yeah, I don't really have you know, I mean,

I've been pretty honest about that. I don't. I don't tend to watch a little My favorite non Marvel superhero movie of the year was Everything Everywhere, All at Once. Unbelievable movie. If you haven't heard of it, you're like, what Everything Everywhere All at Once was my favorite non Marvel movie of the year. Scary. What was your favorite movie this year? I don't know if uh year? Well, okay, well, no, you know, I don't know. But if we're going back

to TV, I did see Inventing Anna. Okay, does that count? That was not last year? Was it? It was last year? I mean I'm a little late. It's Netflix. I don't know. Maybe it was last year, but either way, I think it was this year actually, but anyway, that's not even neither. Hear there. I don't think I didn't go to the movies this year, if you're asking, and I didn't see it, so then I didn't see a current film because I'm not gonna sit through one at my own house. I

don't know. I'm not doing one of the things. I'm not. I'm out of a Dell getting dial on my uh matza ba soup. Yeah, well, there was a there was a I don't want to give too much away, but I'm not gonna give it. Don't give a David Broke doesn't spoil. However, you go out in nicole, don't refrigerate me for days. I don't spoil White Lotus season two. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen it, when you do see it,

you'll definitely know what I'm talking about. There's a character in the movie This is Not Getting any Way. He's recently married to a beautiful actress, Alessandro Dallas. I forget her name, Della Sarrio. You know she's beautiful either way. Um, something happens where he doesn't this. No, this is season one, season one, but you should have seen season one. Um, and I just watched both seasons. So in season one,

they're recently married. They go on this trip to the White Lotus hotel, and he doesn't get something he should have gotten. Okay, he spends the whole episode instead of having sex with his unbelievably beautiful new wife. He obsesses about getting free dessert. That's all he wants. It's free dessert.

So that's all I'm gonna say. That's even rody. Yeah, it's look, it's me magnified times a thousand, because listen to me, it's done, you right, Now, I was on a cruise of my wife, and if anything could happened on the cruise, I would not have lost the entire cruise trying to get free dessert. And I have been with my way right. But people should have thought. People should have thought of you in that mon should have

been like, oh my god, that's David. But and the other difference is, well he wasn't as good at it as I am. Wow, because I got a little I gotta score me on the couch going oh my god. This guy's this guy has not read in my book, but he's he's he's definitely read the intro. Hey, you had mentioned before about me selling my microphone, and I don't. I don't feel comfortable with that. Necessarily, you don't want to get your give your DNA to the slices. No,

you're spittle. You don't what spittle. No, but you are selling your old roadcaster. And I'm very upset with you because you give me everything to sell. Everything you've wanted to sell except your scooters got swindled on. You've given to me a blender, all the stuff you got, and I said, oh, I'll sell your road cast for you because I'm sitting around doing nothing really as far as like, you know, eight hours a day. I was like, I'll

sell it for you, hook you up. You're like, nah, I gat my buddy Will He's gonna sell for me. So that pissed me off. And plot twist what uh Will hasn't Will has enacted on it, right, So I'm taking it back from him. And he hasn't done anything. You told me he hadn't sold yet. Yeah, no, he hasn't sold. He hasn't done anything. So, uh he's got he doesn't have the time. So what made you think he had the time. In retrospect, I would actually like you to sell my roadcaster. What percentage am I getting?

Now that you've slighted me? Come on, ye I sold draw the ship for nothing. I didn't ask anything out of you, and I'll cut you in how much you want? What percent? What do you want? Let me think you're thinking Scary Jones makes Scary Jones money. I gotta think now big time. The broadcast, the original the original piece of equipment was like two point six million dollars. I gotta figure, like, you know, okay, I'll give you ten, I'll give you fifteen. Sixteen is a lucky number for Jews. Alright,

eighteen it is. I'll give you eight bogging jump all right, and then I love the ship to sell to what. Yeah, my apartment is too small to hold everything. The club can't even handle me right now. My apartment can't handle all this stuff that's in it. So I'm gonna We're gonna go through. So I got sneakers to sell. I got all kinds of things anyway. Um uh, you know George Collin said, because people say they want everything, but where would you keep it? Where would you keep it?

Other way? I didn't. I didn't say thank you, Flo Rida. I should have. You should have. Right there, you heard about ron Zoni and what's going on with that right bald head, bald bald bald free Granti ron Zoni, the the pasta making companies. Oh sorry, sorry, they're disc they're discontinuing Postina, P A S T I N A. Looking up the star shaped little mini pastas now, yeah, I just typed in ron Zoni and the first thing Auto completed was pastina. So uh and this is this is real.

You can check Snopes, check all the go to Ronzoni's own site. Um and there was a big out outcry and uproar or outroar. I was about to say, uh that that it's going away because it was such a large part of people's childhoods uh anymore, Well that's exactly the problem. They came back and said, yeah, I have to further review insufficient sales. Sorry, well it's going away. So there's been a run on Ronzoni postina. If you could find it, it's going for like thirty dollars a

box on eBay. Even more. Um our own Scotty b was lucky enough to find a fucking palettive it at like shop Rite somewhere. He's like, oh my god, I hit the mother load and they put out all this pastina. He grabbed about twelve boxes, so he's got twelve boxes on. It's hard to find now that it was specifically speaking about the Ronzoni variety. I know other companies make it, Barilla and a few others. We're talking. Ronzoni is a

tried and true original. Now, if you didn't grow up in I don't know, Brooklyn in the northeast, or maybe you did back in the day when you were a kid and you were sick. Even if you weren't sick. You would have pastina with butter or pastina with a little egg. Might they would make put a little egg in it and like a drop. Sup. I see I had similar but I was smarter than you. I had alphabets, Ronzoni alphabets because I R D makes it. I was eating and no, but that's reading the regular pasta. You

put sauce. Yes, not a cannib it alphabet alphabet alpha, spaghettios. No, Ronzoni alphabets alphabet one. Okay, it was little letters. I would like make the words in the sauce, would have it added to chicken soup. The Jews were like, you know, on a different train track. We were still in the because you were trying to be educated, trying to educate you at the same time as you're feeding you. That's right. Was smart, well, my family was smart, but you know

this was a big part of childhood. So now this this postin is going away anyway. The point is if you could find some picks them up and then maybe three months down the road you may turn a huge profit. You're welcome if you could find it. Well, you know, the Chaco taco was going away, and then people went ballistic and then they bringing it back. Yes, yes, so that's why I think this could be all just a marketing employ by Ron Zony, And that's what I think

it could be. I mean, it's January right now. I don't know. When you're listening to this podcast, you'll already have the answer. I'm listening to it right now. Okay, Well, if you're listening to it in the present tense, we don't know what's gonna happen. But I do think that maybe they have a trick up their sleep. Why would they just discontinue it? I don't know that well, for

whatever reason? Uh oh oh oh, speaking of discontinuing things. Yes, when we play sound later, I've got some more must have items that could be going away at any minute, breaking news, breaking news soon coming soon, but not now, coming yeah, but not now, not now. Hey, if you got a promotion, you're selling a commercial promotion. If you've got a promotion, and I can't even reveal what this person is. This person, this person I'm friends with, celebrated

twenty years at their job. And so the manager of this person said, hey, it's twenty years, why don't we all celebrate the whole team and we'll go out for twenty years a twenty year dinner. Okay, So I'm laughing thigging about it because I can't believe it really happened. So so the person was like, all right, what do you want to do? It? All right, they make a

whole big day of the calendar. They make a reservation and staurant and about ten people from the team and the manager take the team member who celebrating twenty anniversary with the company out for their anniversary dinner, dinner, appetizer, dinner, dessert.

The bill comes, The bill comes, and the manager takes it, and everybody starts pulling out credit cards, and as a courtesy, the twenty anniversary person also pulls out their credit card, and the manager collects all the credit cards, including the person who's twenty anniversary. It was wait a minute, maybe the manager didn't realize. No, they realized it. You want to talk about a set of brass balls. Oh that's terrible, it's awful. Hey, I'm gonna invite everyone. Hey, here's an idea.

Let's all incurrent an unnecessary cost and go out to dinner for your twentieth anniversary and you'll have to pay for it. We're just going so well. I mean, I guess they made made good. They said we'll take you out, meaning yeah, let's all go out, but let's all go I see. I think that's where the the syntax is a little because because let's all go out for your twentie means we all celebrate, but we all pay even we all pay evenly. But I'm taking you out is different.

But let's all go out. Let's all go out and celebrate the moment. But that doesn't mean you get a free ride. That's what That's what I guess this manager interpreted it as how else would you take you? You're saying that this person said they were gonna take alluded to the fact they were taking this person out for the twenty year thing. But because the person paid and the manager didn't pay for them, right, right, they technically didn't get their anniversary lunch dinner. Yes, they didn't get

it done, they didn't get it down. They they paid, They paid for their so they paid for the any ath anniversary dinner, right, and so it doesn't really count because the manager didn't pay for the dinner. I see where you're going with this. This is not the same. This is not the same as the steak dinner no way. Yes, yes, you didn't pay for steak dinner. No yeah, same thing. You're you're just as obsessed. Not you walked right into it. Let you right in come into the web. Mr to Fly.

By the way, is this really too forty two? I think we funked up the name of the EPISODEE. I think it's two. I dont think people have been screaming this whole time. That would be pretty desperate. How do we check? I gotta check this right now. I'm just not gonna right now. Hold on, I'm opening up. I just believed you. This is oh scary, it's two forty two. It is too forty two? All right, so we're right, okay, good? Anyway, I don't know, you know, fucking steak dinner? Yes? And

and and how do you feel? And how how would you get around this if it was your twentieth anniversary? Well, first of all, you know, I wouldn't have pulled my credit card out. That's well, that's the mistake Number one. The person should have just sat there. Somebody should have said, don't be like whoever sat next to them the card from them. But it was everyone passing the cards down to the right, the person passing directly to the to the person the manager guy who said let's all go out.

This person took out their credit card and said, here you here's Mike credit card. Well that's on It's on both of them then, just because because okay, we gotta you gotta do that. Well, you gotta do the fake reach right, No, no, no, if you think you're being taken off of your birthday, your anniversary, you work anversary, whatever, Now get this. What if you don't pull the card out and the manager says, we'll just we'll just say Mike,

but Mike later. Yeah, you want to get the card, you know, like if the manager asks you specifically, but even once you take the card then and it is wrong, but you can't bring put the card out. You can play dumb with that. And if everybody, what does this cost everybody? How many people went out to lunch? Ten? If ten people go out and pick up the tab, let's say it was everybody is a hundred thousand dollars, right, that's a hundred dollars each. But now it's nine hundred.

Now it's nine hundred. Now it's divide by nine right now, it's a hundred and eleven roughly. So if you don't if you're not going to pick up eleven bucks for the party for the anniversary, call worker, you're a ship eleven bucks. That's that's you know, that's a bit much. Well, even I would chip in the eleven Come on. Yeah, I just found it funny. But that's pretty sure. It's a pretty shitty thing. I'd i'd be looking for another job, like I I how cheap as you? Yeah? I uh,

I don't know. I've had some pretty cheap bosses prior to me being in radio, I have to say, But that's that sounds like when when did I tell the story? I said who it was? Right? It was Kid Kelly. I told the Kid Kelly story, right, Kid Kelly. Uh, I don't know if he did, did you? Oh? Maybe I shouldn't say that. Well, I told the story sometime and tords you before you one episodes and figure out always what was Kid Kelly? Figure out which nameless dinner

or lunch story Brodie told? And it was Yeah, the answer is Kid Kelly. And by the way, there can be a Kid Kelly in every city in America because you know, hashtag not his real name exactly as as you pointed out in Radio Kid not not their real name, not their real name, Kelly. Alright, break here, I guess yeah, why not? We'll be right back. Is the poast. Before the break, we were talking about cheap bosses, right, and I was making a joke on you know, I don't

have a boss right now because I'm not working. So I'm gonna I'm gonna pull back to curtain a little bit just to see what's out there I have signed up for. I got the download of the LinkedIn app and indeed app and LinkedIn how by the way working, I was on LinkedIn like years ago when it when it came out, Yeah you haven't why why well, I'm on LinkedIn now. But I wasn't on LinkedIn before because

everyone was always me and I was. I felt like it was one of those remember when you were on Facebook like ten years ago, and people would have to like when you played a game online, it would say send us to five people, you had to send it to me people you didn't like. I had to have this one girl. I told her to stop doing it or I would block her because she every day like she played a game and I was one of the people. Like, you clearly don't like me because you're picking me to

be one of the five people. I don't want to play Farmland or whatever. The hell. It was like, oh, we'll just call her Mary, not Mary, but Mary is inviting you to play Jewel Bedazzled game or whatever like funck her. It's like, stop picking me. I know you're doing that. You don't want to put the people you like. You don't want to piss them off. You're like, well, i gotta pick five people from my friends list, so I'll just pick five randos. I'm like, you know what,

I don't want to be your rando. So unfollowed her, right were unfriended her, and then like years later she she tried to friend me again, Like that, honey, we weren't that good friends in high school anyway to begin with, Like, I don't know, so you didn't accept the request. No, but anyway, So Lincoln was one of those things to be like so and so on. Don't she been on LinkedIn? I don't need to be on LinkedIn. I got a job. Well,

you know, it's funny, had things change. Don't have a job right now, and I'm exploring a lot of things, and I got a lot going on. In fact, I'll tell you a story about a song in a minute, um that I that I put together. So yeah, we'll see what happens with I was interesting story. So I'm gonna tell you they're not a sponsor, but what happens is one of the not LinkedIn, but one of those other two companies. But we'll just say it's either Zip Recruiter or Indeed that are like the biggest two of

the bigger names in job searching. They send you emails. Right, you put in your resume and you put in like the things you're interested in, you know, comedy, writing, radio, whatever, and they send you suggested jobs. Right, oh great, okay, this is great. I'll sign up for that. So I put on my resume, I check off boxes, I do

a survey whatever the each app tells you to do. Well, one of them send you an email and it has like six jobs and it says, according to our search results based on your profile, we think these jobs are perfect fits or very good fits. Like they'll tell you what and then there's like a and it says, tell us how we did, and it's like a smiley face and a sad face and you have to like click on which one and then rate the job whether you liked it didn't like it. Right, So let me tell

you what I got. Today's what today? We recording us on Thursday on Tuesday, keeping mind, you know what I did. You know that before I was in radio, I managed restaurants. I was in retail and things. That's a long time ago. Yeah you yeah, you you were. I did. I worked for a living jackass of all trades I was. Yes, I worked. I burned my hands, I cut my fingers,

I did all that. I lifted things anyway, So based on that, you know, my resume is up there, and I think one of the sites I left all that out and one of the sites I left it in because I have a lot of management experience, a lot of hiring and training, and you never know where that's gonna You know, someone wants you to run a radio show whatever they want to see you have a history or whatever. Radio. But getting up, I sleep late every day. It's fantastic anyway. So these are the two jobs that

came through for me. And you see if if I'm qualified, Um, I'm not gonna tell you the name of the job. Job description. Teach a couple of groups of ten to fifteen teenage boys, make them give out their energy. Hi kwondo, krav magaw caporia. I don't care if I'm saying that wrong or any other martial art with a belt system that is exciting and fun. That's right, provmaga instructor, krav

magag probagaga ka. What then is that When I first saw it, it it looked like kraftmaga and I'm like, okay, I thought it was like, you know what it was. This sounds like it sounds like the job for you. No, no, because I have to choose now. He's another one. Teach. Teach job description, Teach when and where you want, tell us your availability and preferred courts, and we'll fill the holes in your teaching schedule. I thought, I like that in a law thing, right, Like sounds like an adjunct

professor at a college. That doesn't make sense. We invest in advertising dollars each year to bring you new students. Huh. You decide what you make, set your own hourly rate. Get out. We are looking for full time and part time tennis coaches. Ah uh Craft McGrath for a thousand hours. No way, these are a sampling us. I have not even looked at today's email to see what I mean. I'll pop up. Let me hold off a second here. Even though it said tennis, that was the punch line.

I think you would make a great adjunct professor in a college because you are appreciate that because you're a degree though, No, do you though? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think so. If not, if it's a specialty. Oh, here's a job from the same company, architectural photograph a photographer, architectural photographer. That sounds like me, teaching artist. Bring your talents as an artist to the classroom. M hmm, okay, that's creative company that has my information and it's sending

me these. Oh here a guitar teacher. Another one. They think I'm a guitar player. It's a great Where are they getting a game designer? Where are they getting their matches from? Like? How are they coming up with the photography instructor? I don't know. This is what they're wasting my time wasting. I think they're just throwing it at the wall. Everything. Teacher of dance, Newark Board of Education. Uh, the salaries not awful. Uh, Board of Education and the

address where to apply. I think they use plaster this across to everybody. I don't think that they really they siphon it out and then I don't think that they customize it for each person, like, Oh, they absolutely do, They absolutely do. These are things that I don't know where they got a guitar instructor from. Are you satisfied with these job opportunities? No, I'm not. I'm not. This is not you know this. By the way, I have a spam email account all this ship goes to, so

I just have to pull it up. But this is the kind of crap that you know. Listen. Um, they're not a sponsor this podcast, and I know that previously. I have worked on radio shows where some of these companies have been sponsors. I have no loyalty. I have no reason why I can't bad mouth them unless they're hiring. Maybe maybe ITIP recruiter would like to hire me as a videographer for their company, or a or a or a technical photographer. Yeah, what about Oh here's one. This

is I swear to god, I got this. I'm gonna open it up right now. I'm gonna click on the link and I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna read it right here live. This is sent to me personally. It says, we found a position we think is perfect for you. Responsible for ensuring a positive member experience. Coaches are responsible for delivering great members service, private training and achievements. Supplement revenue coaches are responsible for the successful attainment of

revenue goals pertaining to private training and supplements. So my job is to train people and get them to buy supplements. This position requires a minimum of one day on the weekend, so I have to give it my weekends now, and it's to work at a UFC jim as a boxing coach. That's so you, David Brodie. Nothing I want to do more than kick people in the teeth and teach other people how to do it and then get them to buy supplements. You're a sales part It's a sales job too,

because I'm I'm the picture of health and fitness. Yeah, I don't know. Resume twenty four years a comedy, writer of prank, phone caller, morning show, executive producer, internship program, hiring training. They're plastering this across the board. You this job is for you and five thousands of the people that we sent it to. Let me tell you something. When these companies advertise on the radio, they're advertising for the companies, right They're saying to the gym, we're gonna

put this out there and get you applicants. I can't verify whether or not they're good at that. I can only tell you as the person looking just to see what's out there. It's fucking hilarious that they want me to be. Now, how do I choose scary? So we put up a poll on Twitter. Do I want to be a boxing instructor at a UFC Gymnis I want to teach Cravaga? You're going for tennis? Tennis? I'm going for this. I think I could just see the guys on Twitter, all of our slices. Hey, you know, Brodie

left the Morning show. What is he doing now? He's teaching tennis during the week and on the weekend he's teaching Crawford. You know, did you ever think about maybe linking up with a head hunter or something or someone that could that would place you somewhere. That's a funny story. I'll tell you a funny story that I don't know if I discussed this but I went to, uh, like a group meeting, you know, like you'd go like to

a baseball convention or Dungeons and Dragons club. I went to a meeting of people in the tech broadcasting world and I met a guy who was a tech broadcasting head hunter. Really nice guy. We hit it off. We had a great time, and a lot of people who I went there were like, hey, if you need any help with anything, you need whatever. They like. I made a lot of friends. I'm a personal person. People love me screen. So one guy was like, hey, if you

haven't anything, let me know. So everybody hooked up with everybody else on LinkedIn connections when everybody gained email addresses. So this guy reaches out to me and he says, hey, if you haven't need anything, let me know. You know. So I said, well, I'm really not looking for work at the moment, but you know, down the road, keep me in mind. If you know, a few months from now, something comes along you think you'd be appropriate. Uh, you're a head hunter, head hunt me, you know. Yeah, yeah,

give me a little craft mcraw mama. Gosh. He so he says, oh, I'll send you an email right now. Perfect. He sent me an email and it was, hey, sign up now for ten emails to learn the fast, wonderful ways of whatever he teaches. So it turned out to be like a sales pitch when someone says to you, hey, man, yeah, if you haven't need anything, let me know. What he should have said was, if you haven't need anything, let me know such and make money off your bones. That's

a that's a it's a it's a friend bony. It's not a scam bony. It's like, hey, well, if you need me, yeah, I'm your friend. Yeah. But but obviously he's gonna capitalize on you making money on the back and go. You know what, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna sign up for your your monthly newsletter and your in person classes, but not don't take it personally. I am exploring my future as a uh taekwondo tennis player.

That's what I'm gonna be doing. Yeah, first of all, I would get away from this company that you're signed up with, get stopped the emails. Oh oh that no, But it's good for the show. So I think I'm gonna read some every week, but these are legitimate, Like I have to screenshot some of these you can see that I'm a teacher of dance. Email I got from me, you know me, teacher of dance. You forget about it. You're like fucking Patrick Swayze dirty dancing. I'm like Patrick Swayze.

Now sorry, I got rest of soul, you know, yes, no, no, no offense uh viral content scout. Oh oh and and video intern. That's what I want to do. I want to be an intern. That's that's gonna be what I don't if I wasn't intern. Oh really, intern on the roof? Is that what doing? Okay? Hey, um, have you gotten any um? I think I told about this last week. Those miscellaneous text messages from people that act like they

know you all the time. Yeaheah, they like they just and they're usually they usually are green, like they're they're not iPhones. And I could tell them they're just text messages. I don't text messages that I could tell they're not. They're not I messages. I don't get into what color they are. They turned green arrow. Immediately, I'm like, oh, fun, this person I don't even know. I don't know you. All my all my friends, all my friends have iPhones.

No I do I know they're they're they're scamboni. Yeah, well here's what I got, And for a second I thought I should probably help this person out. It sounds like a young girl or boy who doesn't know like what they're doing, and it's it's important I should let them know that they got the wrong number. So what would you do in this situation? I'm sorry I can't go out to eat with you today because I have to go to my aunt's house. The next day we

will go to have dinner together. Right, I'm sorry that I can't go out to eat with you today period period, lower case, because I have to go to my aunt's house. No period. The next day we will go to have dinner together. This is a person just coming at you randomly. This is the first text right out of the shoot. Yeah. Yeah, So for a second I thought, oh, it's some kid who can't go out with his friend because he has

to go out to his aunt's house for dinner. But then I was like, because the grammar is bad, is the punctuation is bad? So oh my god, this person doesn't know any better. However, uh no, it's a scamboni. That's that's what I'm going with. Okay, that's that's my on Is that right? That's like say they're all scamboni, they're all scatting. No, I would not, I would not. I. Um, I'm looking for one where I actually I actually engaged them.

And this was early on, before I knew that this scam existed, where people would just punch up like numbers and poke around to see uh and I can't find at the moment, but it went on for about a month or two where they would intimately check back in with me as different people. UM, but I I no, No, it's really good, you know, remind me. I'll remind yeah, we because this is really funny. Actually, the the the the text message exchange back and forth between me and

this person uh in probably Nigeria somewhere is priceless. But anyway, let's take a quick break. We have some sound coming up, right, we have some sound absolutely with body and scary garing that little bloo what was that? I don't know. That's your equipment. This is your Roadcaster Pro two. Yeah, the second I think you should maybe get back that first one sell the second one. See when I buy equipment, When I buy equipment like this microphone, how sexy do

I sound you do you sound right? Sound sound edible? I get. I get more things I get, you know, like a better equipment, you get new equipment and ship. Why is that I have really good equipment? I really do. This is microphones that make me sound sexy. Oh my god, that's terrible right there? You hate that? A little base in your face, A little base in your face? Boom boom severe basse right, um, you'll see my tweet? Which one yesterday? Uh? I you know, I gotta be honest. Lately,

I just I'm not feeling Twitter very much. I don't. I don't check in as much as I used to. And it's it's not because of Elon Musk, not because of it. The way some of these changes have been happening, I just feel like people left the party at on Twitter and and and a lot of people. Yeah, it's like just a few people's few stragglers left. And that's the case at all. I can't I'm sorry, but I feel like a lot of people have abandoned Twitter, and not just in the past six months. I'm talking about

in the past like a year or two. It's just gotten less than less. You've been real, Are you want to be real scary I am. I am on be real, but I haven't. Have you? Have you been real? Have you been really? I haven't been real? No, I haven't. I've never done one. I've I've signed on. I'm at Scary Jones. You want to follow me at Beyond be Real, that's great, but I don't know when I will start using that, But I don't. The last thing I want

to do is be real. I'm honest. Yeah, But the whole point of be real is correct me if I'm wrong. Is whatever you're doing at that moment when it tells you got to do it, you take a picture of yourself correct. And the problem with that was mine came in while we were like fifteen minutes into this podcast and said, oh, it's time to be real. I'm like, no, it's not. I'm on being real. I'm being real with

Brody other podcast. But how look, I'm sitting here, I'm sitting here in my Wait a minute, is that what you did know the phone call? Did you be real? No? It was after that I was I'm being real. I was not being real. No. No, Because if they get you at your worst moments, if the notification comes in and say time to be real, It's like, what the funk I'm sitting here in a T shirt and fucking boxes shorts in my living room with bad lighting, talking

into a microphone, and then it takes two pictures. It takes your front end back camera at the same time, and then that's what gets posted. So it would see it would see like me like unshaven, I guess, and then where are you holding your camera? Yeah, and then the front camera, the front camera would just be against at the wall. I'm not at I'm no, I do it to the podcast from the bathroom. I'm sitting here

podcasting with you. So anyway, so I just don't it's a cool it's cool in concept, Yeah, not for us. It's not for us. I gotta be honest with you. As much as I like, I like to live on the edge and say like, yeah, everything's for us, it's not for us. I still haven't. I'm still just just to tip in on TikTok. I mean I'm not even balls deep in that. I mean you get to follow the Brooklyn Boys on TikTok. We haven't put up a video yet, but we're a massing We're massing a fan base.

We are we are? Yeah, people are following well oh yeah, you're the one who promoted on twitch my for that matter, twitch follow the Brooklyn boy was on Twitch. We haven't done a fucking thing on Twitch, that's correct, but we will, all right, eventually, we will, all right. No, no, I I gotta okay. So, um uh, what was I gonna say? Oh, we're talking about a Twitter So I I poor woman. Listen. You gotta feel for older people. And when I older people, I mean like eighty, not like you know older older

than that. So you know, the legendary guitar player Jeff Beck died this one. Now, if you don't know who Jeff Beck is, you should google him. You should spotify him, but also google him first because he's in a lot of He was in a bunch of bands in addition to being Jeff Beck group UM and most recently touring with Johnny Depp and playing music with him in concert. He is the reason why the world knows who Ron Would of the Rolling Stones is. Who Rod Stewart is, UM,

look him up. He's worth if you don't. If you know who Rod Stewart isn't. If you don't, you should you look him up. Anyway, Jeff Beck died j E F F B e c K Jeff Beck died. And you know, I clicked on the trending topic as I'm showing, millions of people did, and a couple of people noticed them. I don't know why this this woman must have been the form of the first or a bunch of people are retweeting her and she got attention. But I I

saw it in the in the feeds. I was like reading, like all the celebrities that were, you know, commenting, all the other guitar players that were commenting, those are the ones that come up first in your feed. Well, for some reason, this woman, Doris came up in my feed and Doris Doris. Nope, Doris at Doris Underscore from like Doris from New Jersey, out where she's from. I didn't look, but at Doris from r I P. Jeff Beck. And there's a picture attached to the tweet r I P.

Jeff Beck. The problem is maybe she has an iPhone, maybe she's got poor vision, fat thumbs, whatever, she put up a picture of Jack Black. Oh my god, because it's j B and JB. I mean, well, I don't even see they don't even look alike. They don't even even closed in generation out Jeff Black, Jeff Beck, Jeff Jack Black. Somehow she typed something that's terrible and so it says R I p Jeff Beck with a picture of Jack Black. So yeah, that's that's a funk up.

That's uh. Now, look, luckily she's not famous, because otherwise it would be viral. But a bunch of people saw it because I was not the only one commenting. But as soon as I saw it, I'm like, oh, you poor thing. I I tweeted at I said, um, well I didn't. I didn't tweet her, but I should have tweeted. I retweeted it, but I should have tweeted at her and said, hey, uh Doris, Yeah, wrong, wrong, you know, but that's Jack. So just for the record, Jack Black

not down. All right, we have some sound. Let's get out of here. Oh let me, let me? Um? Uh is that we're doing? We're doing sound? We get Why didn't we end on my sound? I feel like I put a lot of efit into my sound well because it's I don't know, okay, so hot on the heels of the clips I played last week, Um, would you please play space triangles. These are little triangles you slide over your hangar so you can stack your clothing and fit more room. I hope I'll be able to buy these.

Order now to get a set of space triangles, but wait due to rising costs and supply chain shortages. This may be your last chance to gain space triangles at this low praise. But you must add fast. There is a strict limit of one closet backber order while supplies last. Once they're gone, they're gone forever. Now there it is again. Once they're gone, they're gone forever. Okay, so play, would you play? I hope, I hope the same thing doesn't

happen to the good folks over at Lizard Flair. Oh no, Now we put that same technology in the palm of your hand with Lizard Flair. It's the high tech safety flare with no flame attention. This might be your last chance to get Lizard Flair before that gone's coming up. Lizard They teased a high intensity led strokes that can be seen nearly breakaway and a powerful magnet that sticks to your car so you can warn people without exiting the vehicle. Get your Lizard Flair for only night only

through this special offer. But wait, there's breaking news. Maybe dis continue he predicted it cost some black chain shortagest. Lizard Flair is stopping manufacturing effective immediately. There is a Greek limit of two vehicle backs. Where have we heard this before? The current inventory is gone. It's gone, forever, gone, forever. You know, more lizard flaver anyone? Okay, so you're only able to buy two lizard Flaires, right, they're magnetic lights.

Now then before you play the next one. But we're just throwing a bunch of like phrase catch phrase mumbo jumbo at people. They attributed it to supply and demand supplied, the demand shortages well if well, eventually, if they build up the supply, the demand will go down. They will, but they will fulfill though they can't make anymore. Okay, So why I love by the way. I love the teaser too. I love the interrupting and maybe I gotta

hear that again. I gotta hear that now we put that same technology in the palm of your hand with lizard Flair. It's the high tech safety flair with no flame attention. This might be your last chance to get lizard Flair before they're gone. Teacha coming up details. By the way, I love when he goes this might be your last chance. I'm not saying it is. I don't want to give it away. No spoilers, spoilers, but it but it might might be, might I might. You have

to keep listening. By the way, that was a two minute commercial. Might chop down. But yeah, he teases the danger coming. Okay. Now this last product is something. It's a replacement for the mirror of your car. Okay. It lets you see a wider view out your mirror. Right. It talks about how like NASCAR cars don't have side view mirrors because they have similar mirrors. Now, I want you to keep in mind that you but how many rear view mirrors are in your car? One rear view mirror? Okay?

The average person owns one car? Maybe two? Right? Yep? Maybe play the clip this is angel View for your car and listen to how many of the limit is Get your angel View now for just this special offer. But there's breaking units continue and supply chain shortages. Angel View is stopping manufacturing effective immediately. There is a strict limit of three angel Views supplies. Once the current inventory is gone, it's gone forever. Oh no, I want to get it from my car today and my cars of

the future that I haven't even released yet. Shout out to all the people that have more than two cars, or we're gonna give a gift to somebody. But you can't buy more than three. So once again, they're creating the demand. They're getting you panicky for no reason. They're getting you excited. There, oh my god, this is my last chance ever. Once you put that in front of him, they'll they'll buy a dozen. And again it's by the way, is a great There's a couple of TikTok videos and reels.

It's the same basic thing, but it's um it's uh infomercial versus reality. So love's like a guy going to his closet, gets something off the top shelf and then walks away and he goes now now infomercial version, and he goes into the closet, everything falls on him. Yes, and like of course, or though we've talked about this before with the the muffins in the muffins in the in the you and there's there's there's muffins in the

oven and they go in. The guy goes in and he tries to grab the muffins out of the pan and the whole fucking pan flies upside down. Whoa, yeah, I've posted this before. We've actually talked about it on this podcast. Yeah okay, so uh so the before you fly, the last clip, the one that starts with the letter b um. I want to just a little moment of silence for all the products we have talked about. The Red Dog tool, the Yummy Can for your baked potatoes,

the space triangles, Angel View, lizzen Flair. What do they have in common? They're all by a company called Let the Clip. Oh that's where they come from. Okay, got you, I see it now, bulb Head right that by the way, as long as you get it done because I no longer can. We're gonna make that a Brooklyn Boys jingle. Brooklyn Boys. Oh we're gonna do that. I love that. So yeah. So bulb Head not a sponsor. They are

the ones. So according to them, there is a supply chain problem where they can't find the supplies to build a metal tool called Red Dog, plastic for Yummy can, uh, plastic triangles, glass for angel View, rear view mirrors, or light bulbs for Lizard Flair. Apparently, there's a global shortage of all of those things. Act now breaking news. I love it. I like their I like their approach. It's a more modern day version of the old school infomercial.

I like the alarm table news. It's breaking news all the time. I love the alarms going around the back. You know why because because you know the old people sitting there, they're watching TV, and they're like, you make potatoes. Oh, you know what, let me think about that for a while. What the fuck get it now? Got it? Now? We gotta get to yummy can By the time you've heard this, they're all gone, so there's no point. And you know they can't run to the phone that's still on the wall,

so you hope they can get it. Oh, these poor people, I'll say that. Yeah. And and these tactics never changed because these taxes have been in in um you since the beginning of television quite honestly, right with the whole weight. But wait, there's more and the you know must act but the supply chain demand, well that became a thing, you know recently, right, But pandemics, Suez canal R blocking

ship name in places. But yes, there's a global shortage of of of product because of the pandemic, because there was nobody manufacturing. Then everybody sat started shopping again, and then all of a sudden, it was a tremendous demand on the economy and capitalism and there was nobody to make everything. It's a long We should revisit these five products next year and see if they still exist. I'm gonna say yes, do you think, oh, they'll all be here?

Of course they're not getting rid of that other one was at the Red Devil, the Red Dragon, but the red Red Dog, the Red Dog. I do want to talk about one more product, the Mozzarella King. The Motts King tweeted Scary and if he saw the tweet, and he said, because you don't you know on Twitter, I've been delivered this ad multiple times since listening to the episode, and he sent me a YouTube video and I, of

course I clicked on it. I watched it and no, no, no, it's a it's a commercial by with Tana Taylor and it's for X EO M I D Zeeman. Oh my god, it's all comes full circle. That's the stuff I got injected into my face. Zeman. Yeah, you got you got Zemen instead of botox. It's their alter alternate product. Yeah, and you got ZEM in your face? Yes, I love it. I got on my face. No, you can't hear that. I can't hear. Okay, well I'm not gonna play I

can play it on my phone. I guess are they trying to go for the joke there with the Zemo. They're not going for the joke. That's the thing. They're absolutely not going for the joke. It's kind of boring zem though. They called the zero for sure? Is that what they call it? Zero? Oh? Here it is. I'll pull it up right now. I'll play it on the phone.

You can hear tayan a tailor talking about Zeeman. I'm going always speakers and now another one for the first time, like ever, ever, ever, that's the first time she's ever used Zeman, the first time she's been into women before this. I don't know, it's not my business it but now she's used in Zeemen and and all the cracks on her face are gone. Huh when only their gradients essential treatment is backed by science? Can keeping girl looking? Yeah? Yeah,

I like that. That's another catchphrase these days. Backed by science. They talk about science of things. Everything is science man, this world is fucked. Yeah, you know, there is no science where or math or anything like boys. Boys