#239: Win Free Gas

Because I'm always forgetting. And there have been times where I called out the wrong number. I don't like you have. Do you have a call out the wrong name? What? In in bed? Yeah? No, really no. First of all, it's it's been it's been years, it's been since I since that was even an issue. But yeah, but no, but even in those in in that those times. No, In fact, I don't think I've ever called out someone's name in bed. Ever, I'm looking back at my history

right now, hold on scanning, scanning my brain. I don't think I've ever called anyone's name out. I mean I think that's uh, that's only in movies, you think. No, No, I don't think I think it's a it's a it's a myth. I don't know. I feel like, I mean, obviously we we've heard it before, right, Oh you're calling out my name was, isn't it? Well, let me ask No, you know the Trace Songs song. I bet the neighbors

know my name. It's great fucking song. It's uh, it's it's it's about how how well he bangs his his woman and then and they have the best sex. And the whole point is she screams so loud his name, he's the name of. So you know the choruses. I bet the neighbors know my Name's great. You got a guy's google it. Let's listen to this song. Hot song. But you know it's a few years old too. But I do think because it's only in movies, I don't think.

But it is the thing. Well, tray, so you think Trey Songs is lying, Well, it's he's going with the old wives tale he's going wait wait mate, you think he only bangs old wives. No, he's going with the with because that's what that's what people say. It's a same. I really think it's I really think it's a it's a more of a uh just thought something idiomatic expression, somebody would say, but you're implying that Trey Songs is implying that because she yells at his name, the sex

is good. Therefore, maybe you've not You and I have never had great sex. No, I that maybe that's the problem. Maybe you were, maybe you're maybe you're guilty of no women's that. No women really do that, but actually the ones enjoying themselves do. And is that's the first thing you're gonna do is yell the guy's name. And I don't know. Slices. Uh, here's what I wanted to do, Slices.

I want you to go to two on eight, f you A seventy seven, leave us a message, or use the talkback feature on the I Heart radio app and leave us a message. Do you call out names? Have you called out the wrong name? And if you, has anyone called out your name? And what were you doing? And if you do? If you do, why don't you Why don't you acted out as if you were doing it? Yeah? How did how did it sound to you? How did

you sound doing it? What did it sound like? Don't be like, hey man, this is this is Steve Brode scary. Uh yeah, no, don't do that. You got to tell us that you did it or hurt it done and then re enacted. If you could just take the microphone out of your mouth because you're swallowing it, Brodie, that would be great. Oh, I thought you were making a reference to the slices. Shouldn't do that because oh was I was too close to the mic? Really, yeah, I wasn't.

You're pinning the needles as pinning and did the needle call out my name? Maybe the needle knows your name, but you're pinning me. You're pinning me. By the way, if somebody called out my last name during sex, it would have had to have been since I'm in radio and I was married before I was in radio, and I can assure you my wife is not yelling out my last name. That would be so awkward, right because it's also her last name, which would be even more awkward.

I just don't think people do it. I don't think people call call each other's names out. I just don't help us out there. Um, I mean, there's a million other words you could scream. Why that, Because you're you're, you're, you're, you want to acknowledge the person you're with you're like, oh, oh, Maria, you know. So I got into a conversation today with my other podcast host from Speaking Volumes podcast. I'm not jealous.

I'm not jealous. Yeah. We were talking and she said, that's what you're doing because we know because sometimes we sometimes we brainstorm about some topics or what we're gonna do. And she goes, why is it so easy for you to do Brooklyn Boys, I'm not saying, oh, I feel I feel like it might be a little ship. I don't be don't be in. She may be calling out your name pretty soon. Yeah, shrekn do much better than me.

So and I said, you know, let me break this down and I and I actually vocalized for the first time her name. Why this works well because with her it's like we usually fall on the same side of an argument, and we worked together really an argument then no, but we worked together as a team and we kind of we brace store about topics to explore cics. Can you imagine if this podcast was me and Scary agreeing on everything. And by the way, if I say, if

can you agree with me and Scary? I was Somebody tweeted it man no names, someone DM me rather and said, well, you corrected scaring his grammar. But then you said me and my wife. Yes, there are certain times you can't start a sentence with me and my wife went to the to the to the musement park, because you wouldn't

say me went to the musement park. But if I but if I said, can you imagine this podcast if it was just me and Scary arguing or not arguing, I could also say, can you imagine this podcast with just me? Right, you take the other name out, it still makes sense. So I'm not gonna get into the whole right, but other words, don't correct me on that one. I'm I'm that one. I'm okay, Okay, I'm okay. So so I can't imagine if this podcast was you and

you and me agreeing. Well, right, so, so I said, I said the podcast usually, I said, Usually, we don't really have to think too much because whatever I'm gonna say, he's gonna take the exact opposite angle because we are different. We are cut from the same cloth as much even though we have Brooklyn, even though we have Brooklyn and common, we never see we never see eye to eyeon ship

on anything, we and everything. Everything Well, pizza. There are very few things, if you think about it, there are very few things that you and I actually agree on. Everything is Everything is an argument. Everything is a debate. Not no, it's not. You are on the opposite side of everything, and it's not for the sake of it. It's because that's who you are. It's for the sake

of it. You'll accuse me of going out to a boogie restaurant, yes, because by the way, did you not know what to I just disagree with everything you just said I did. That's what I'm just going on. I'm just continuing along. I know how to play. And then you don't see what I'm saying there right exactly speaking of booge restaurants, because you go to boogie restaurants all the time. I want to say, you did right by me, and my friends did not do right by me. I

did do right by you. You did because I have a group of six to nine high school friends, junior high school, high school friends. We're a group and we try to get together at least once a year, maybe twice, and sometimes we go a year or two without getting together. So for instance, pandemic, we didn't get together, so we

really haven't gotten together in a in a couple of years. So, okay, some of us live in New Jersey and some of us live a couple of us live in Manhattan, and a couple of us live in Long Island, which is east of Manhattan, and one person lives north of Manhattan. Um about forty five minutes out of Manhattan. Now, judging from that scenario right there, and you may not be familiar with the geography of the United of this part

of the country, but my explanation. But judging from there, from that, Manhattan good A good A good meeting place for you guys would be Manhattan and me and probably just through one of the tunnels of New Jersey, meaning like it's close to Manhattan. It's just it's it's it's still close enough for the people from Long islandly get there. So we spent almost three weeks finding a place outside of Manhattan and drilled it down for you, rilled down this will be writing right near a ferry. It was

easily drivable and we had parking. Then one person said, oh, you know what, that's too far from the ferry. Can get at the closer. Why don't we try Hoboken which is right over the bridge, I'm sorry, right over the tunnel and the ferry. It's like perfectly located, which is why it's a great town with great restaurant. So I said, you know what, if we're gonna change where we're going, let me talk to my my podcast co host, because he is the mayor of Hoboken, New Jersey, he knows

every place in Hoboken in Jersey City that's parking. I looked up where the parking lots were and Scary came through with like eight places that would fit what we were looking for, and then down to the top three and then we said, look here, the one that you chose is probably going to be the best for everyone. And I even know the owner, so I'm gonna give

him a call. And I know that when I call the owner, he's gonna throw around the drinks and and some apps your way, guaranteed, because that's the kind of guy. And we can say where it is right, yeah, the place. I've been there with you. I got a tour of the place. It's unbelievable. And Kenny and Connor, they are phenomenal. So I got all excited. I'm like, so I was pushing my friends to like, hey, you know what, we should go to the Ashford. I can get us a table. Translation,

my friend can get us a table. And they're really good people there. The food's great, it's a great bar, great atmosphere. It'll be awesome. And it's not. It's it's not it's gonna be easy on the pocket. It's not gonna put right which who doesn't love that? So I got I got a couple of thank you, thank you, thank you, that's great. Thanks for doing the legwork, I said, he is, here's five places that I've narrowed it down to do the research. Here's the one place I know

we can get a table. You guys decide where are the four places of five places you want to go. Keep in mind that one place you can hook us up and get back to me greatly. Well, so a few people came back to me like this is great, nice variety, this place has a parking lot. This is great.

And then a couple of people chimed in with well, it's it's a bridge and a tunnel for me, And then one person was like, it's eight dollars and it's it's you know, it's we should have gone somewhere a little further than why do you have friends like this in your life? Because I because I'm crazy about them anyway,

So you ye the name? Nope, nope new A couple of people, a couple of people in the group were like texting each other, going, this is this is why we don't get together, this is why we can't get together. Whatch So finally, the person who lives worth of Manhattan was like, Hey, you know, we could go to this place not far from here that has a parking lot. There's more space, and I'm sure we can get a table.

I was like, okay, not a problem. So my friends renting a zip car from Manhattan to drive forty five minutes to go up north, and everyone's out of his pocket now it's also uh six and tolls plus gas for me a forty five minute longer drive. But I was like, you know, we all want to get to it's not a problem. Okay, you're gonna go there tomorrow, the person says. The person says, I'll call the place and get us a table for six. Since it's near me,

I'll make the phone call. Oh it sounds great. Guess what. They don't have any room. They don't have any room, right, But now my friends already rented the car, and people have already made plans and bought train tickets and you know all this other stuff. So if we're going to that area, now we have to find a backup location with angry men. I don't understand. Why can't you like, No, it's the women women involved. Yes, I don't. It's like you and your boys. No, No, it's my boys and

my women. I know these are people I know since I'm since I'm twelve, like people be more accommodating. Then, you know what, it's hard to coordinate people in different locations. You know, the older people get, the more that they get set in their fucking ways. And they don't set in their ways. That's the problem. No, they said in their ways like I don't want to travel. Whoever, who fucking took a ship all over the original plan? They had to be You said it was like one or

two people, you know what, leave them home. Let everybody else. Can't they know they're fun? No, I can't. I going to the astid We're not going to the but I can assure you never time. Next time, we're going to the goddamn, that's it. Good. Put your foot down, and you know what, they don't serve dil there, so you're really happy. You're damn right, Floyd. Can I gave you an out? I'm like atil boom supposed to jingle, I got it, I hit it. My my my finger wasn't

on the on the button. Alright, alright. Um, I I met somebody last night. I went to a a networking meet and greet. So it was a lot of big, big, big big shots who work in audio related industries, podcasting, the music division, music companies, TV radio, some big shots from our you know, I heart our old company that I didn't know. There's such big shots. I don't even know them. They're so far up up up in like legal departments. I don't even know who they are. So

I met one woman. Uh, she happens to be Chinese. That's important to the story. I had never met him before. She works in television and we had a great conversation. That turns out we went to the same high school. She graduated before I did by she so she graduated the year before I went into the high school, so we didn't overlap. But oh, she's like I don't believe you. Are you sure you went? So of course I showed her, uh, you know, pictures and whatever, and I proved that I

went there, and he's like, oh my god. We hit it up great. So we were talking about Brooklyn and how we you know, it's harder to find good pizza in our area. That's like the pizza we had in Brooklyn. No offense, tow Jersey pizza is a lot of good pizza, but you know there's a specific style you liked in Brooklyn. It's always find a horse. So I so I start this conversation and now it's awkward because I want to talk about how I can't find Chinese food in New

Jersey like the Chinese food in Brooklyn. There's a difference. There's a difference. There's only one place. And I've talked about a couple of people of d M me. There's one place, um, a couple of towns over from me that makes Chinese food like the people in Brooklyn did. Right, And I asked him if they had family in Brooklyn.

They don't know what I'm talking about, Like, no, we don't have because I can't understand why they're the only ones that make certain items the way they do exactly, like every place in Brooklyn makes Okay, Well, it's hard to talk about Chinese food to a Chinese person because you know how I I ripped you about Sadel's. Yeah, because you were like an Italian guy telling me about Jewish food. Well, she's like, oh, well, where do you

like the Chinese food from in the area? I said, Well, if I want fried rice, I go to these three places. But if I want one time, I jump super go to this place. So I have a couple of favorites. But you know, nobody does everything great. And she scary. She laughed and she said, you you you are naming places that white people like. Of course it's not not Asian. Well, okay, yeah,

we we grew up in Brooklyn. We grew up with she's from Boklyn, but we grew up within this with a style of Chinese food that we knew in these restaurants that were that were familiar to us and we enjoyed. But because she's she's Chinese, there's a great chance that she never ate it. Those types of places she looked at home. No, she she has gone to them, but it's not official for her. Right our parents cooked whatever.

So she says to me, the only good Chinese restaurants in this area in Chinatown and I and I said, yeah, there's lots of good Chinatown restaurants. So she's which one do you like? And I said, well, I like um woa hop. And she starts laughing because it's a white guy Chinese place. So he said, now wait a minute, she says no. I said, look, I am not a dead pig in the window Chinese restaurant guy. I'm not.

I'm not a chicken in the window guy. Because the authentic, authentic Chinese places usually have pigs or chickens, hangs the goose, the geese, the brown golden or by the little pig whatever. Right, okay, I said, I. He says, because you have to go to places where Chinese people eat. I said, look, in theory, I get that, Like if I'm gonna go for Jewish food, I want to go to a place where Jewish people go, because that means they know the food. Like I wouldn't

you tell not you go from Tian food. You want to go where the time people go. But here's the thing. In Brooklyn, it's known that choose no Chinese food we're connoisseurs of Chinese food. We're not connoisseurs of Chinese Chinese food. So we went back and forth in a friendly but I it sounded like you and I having a debate. And I realized I caught myself, and I said, you know what, I am not going to tell you what good Chinese food is. So what's what I'm gonna tell you.

I'm gonna tell you where the good Chinese American bastardized version of that. Yeah, because that's who we eat. We do, we do, but we come to terms with it. But she loves loves the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Nope that I call it rose Poklam indevixtuals, Rose Vegetables. And I showed her our Brooklyn Boys T shirt of the Chinese restaurant menu. I did not tell her the grape soda story. I should have. She would feel like she might think I was stealing from her people. Would you you would have

shamed me? Maybe? But what if? Oh my god, it's so much fun. Amazing woman, amazing resume. But she said to me, she's look, I respect that you don't know Chinese food, but you know what you know. But I am personally going to take you to Chinatown to the best dim sum places and and and make your head

explode when you taste the best of the best. So well, I don't know where I'm going yet, but I just said her last night that she already hit me up on LinkedIn and she's like, don't forget, we gotta pick at night. I'm gonna take you and we're going for the best Chinese food. That sounds like she's making a pass at you. No, no, no, no, no, my wedding was on. No, no, I don't listen. People sometimes love food. She may be unhappy in her marriage. I don't know. Oh,

stop it. Hey, So I went to Philly this weekend. Yeah, I got a bone to pick with you. Good you you you you last week you were on this podcast. By the way, we do have at least three new listeners to the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Oh hey, welcome, because some of the people that work at I Heeart Media were aware of who I was. Never heard of our podcast. So I watched them as they subscribed, and we'll listen to episodes zero. Well, let's welcome them into the into

the kitchen. Well, I told him to listen in order so that it may be like three years before the man at this point, but I was like, what, you don't listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast? You guys working? Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright. So last week you were like, oh, taking my girlfriend in Philadelphia, and I'm like, oh, like this restaurant you

want to go to and laser Wolf. Yeah. I'm torn here because part of me wants to say kudos to Scary Jones but not mentioning that it was a sponsored event. But you went to Philadelphia, and you went to places you might not normally have gone something something it was curated by It was curated by the people at Visit Philly. Visit Philly is a tourism board of Philadelphia. And and so I think it's on the button, right, I'm doing a campaign? Is on the button? You really think it's

on the button? You really? You really can't know, no, because get ready, there's no yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're talking about. So you tagged every single thing with Visit Philly. Well, they're the people that sponsored my weekend. But it goes beyond that because you went to a lot of places radio I was I was doing, I did a campaign I did commercials. Here's what I mean. I'm gonna take a weekend get away. It takes me about an hour and change to get over there. It's

gonna be it's gonna be awesome. It's gonna be a good time. And and they led me to some awesome highlights of what's happening in Philly right now, which is like a lot of fun. And it was like, it was a great time. And so I went to a couple of restaurant and you went to Delesandro's, I think for cheesteaks. Yeah, because and then I got a photography there.

I'm not it was pouring rain and we ate in the hotel room, and you know, I disappointed, honestly, if I'm gonna be honest about this, um, the same way that Chinese woman mocked you for eating the bastardized American Chinese food is the same way a lot of Philadelphia people will mock you for eating Pats, Patrick, Ginos, Genos, and Pats or gyms because to them, that's where the tourists go, and that's what and if if we're being honest,

that's where I used to know. And now now I'm like, well, I'm expanding my horizons a little bit, you know, some of the you know, I want to go where you know, I didn't get to go to John's Roast Pork, which is a place that's been open to this nineteen thirty. And did you get any truffle cheese steak? No, truffle cheeseake. But but I did. But this Laser Wolf Restaurant was another place was in an Israeli restaurant, which you why the name Laser Wolf is that? No, it's it's it's Israeli.

I don't know the guy, the guy, it's it's a hot spot. And I'll tell you they opened no, no, no, if it's Israeli, it's a hot spot. The hot spot, well, they opened up one in in Williamsburg. In fact, that was the place the restaurant if you remember a couple of months back where Howard Hearn finally came out of his basement and was hanging out with Jennifer Aniston and Jimmy Kimmel and a bunch of their celebrity friend Laser

Wolf in uh Williamsburg. You can't get you can't get near the place, you know, Howard, uh finally after two years, two and a half years came into the studio and did an interview of Bruce Springsteen. Oh how fun. It's the first time since the pandemic he's left his house to go to to go to ste to go to the studio once. He did it for Bruce because Spruce, Bruce Springsteen said, Uh, you should come in and be

a better interview. I have to say we should go into the studio if Spruce, yeah, I just said, I said, Spruce Springsteen, I don't tell you. It made. It made all the difference in the world being there for the interview, whether you're Howard Stern fin or not, or a Bruce Springsteen fan or not. It was Howard's the best interview on the planet. Uh. It a fantastic It's it's so entertaining to hear Bruce talking about he wrote songs and

why he wrote them, and amazing interview. I think, if I'm correct, the whole thing is gonna be on HBO. It's not a sponsor, but they filmed it and I think it's gonna an HBO special. So anyway, but I'm just saying you and I went into studio after a while, even I went back before Howard did. But he's a germophobe.

So what are you gonna do back to? Uh so, so Philly was a great time, phil and and and if if I may, um, you know, they have their outdoor Christmas villages, they got ice skating rinks and they got all some a lot of stuff. You're not getting paid for this, no, no, but but it was a great time. And I do recommend people go, that's all. And it's just a generic go to Philly, go visit Philly. Well, I may be going to Atlantic City and Philly for a weekend coming up last week. Did I talked to

you about def Lepred and Motley Crue if planing Atlantic City? Yes? I did, almost did, Yes you did? Okay, so real quick just to recap. So, def Lepard and Motley Crue two of my favorite bands. They're gonna be playing uh hard rock, Cassie know. And I told you the worst seats in the house are two, which is outrageous, outrageous. So one of our listeners, I'm not going to mention his name. He d ms me oh yeah, and he says not. Look, I'm not putting him any pressure. I

want to thank him publicly. He knows who he is. Even for the offer. He says, listen, Mick Mars, the guitar player for Motley Crue is not is not playing with the band. He's he's has a lot of health issues. And I very closely. Uh No, the guy filling in, Oh do you really Yeah, big name guitars, so you know himendous guitar player John five, that's his stage name. Amazing. He played for Rob Zombie and he played for um

Marilyn Mansons. Filling in people listening to he says to me, don't know if I can, if I can get if I can get your tickets. So I'm like what he's like, I'm my I'll talk to him. You'll talk to John five. So to the to the to the person who DM me, who may may may or may not. Well he is, I know he is like Johnny five. But number five? Who John? Who knows John five? She said, yeah, she said, even the fact that you offered is a very very

nice thing. Whether you you know you could do it or not, is you know, whether I don't want to bother John you know whatever, but that was great. That was very nice. So slices, you guys always looking out for us, and I appreciate it. That's all I want a right today. What has jinger Ball tickets for Ginger Bowl? I could use a pair of tickets. Don't you need some tickets? If you do, let me know legit. I

don't have tickets for the first time. My kids have been every jingle Ball since not two thousand when they were born, and uh they I don't have tickets. So anyway, if you have to find that a count of late in the game for that, well, you know legally, legally, I don't work five heart anymore. I could call up and win ticket. You can. You can win them. I tell that to my kids. My kids called up there, like Dad, you're all your old radio stations given away

Taylor Swift tickets. I said, great, call up and try to be calling one hundred. You're allowed to win now you are, because you're not. You don't You're not an employee there, I'm not hey, speaking of winning. I saw a billboard, and you tell me if this makes sense to you, or if this is wrong or am I overacting. It was a big radio station giveaway. I think it was a radio station giveaway and it said one lucky winner will win free gas for a year, said we'll

win free gas. One lucky will win a year's worth of can win free Can we quantify that? What is a year's worth of game? First of all, right, what's the year's worth to anybody? It depends on what you drive. But here's the thing. Can you win free gas if it's if it's free gas, you don't win it. You win gas. You win free gas. No, you you win free gas for a year. Yeah, but it's the prize, the wind free gas. The billboards said win free gas.

Why do you take everything so literally? I think that was what my job is, but you were It was written properly. No, it' said wind free gas, which is which makes all the sense in the world. No, you win gas. If I win gas it's free. No, you win free gas like you win if it's free. Why I need to win? I just go take it. Well, if you lose, you don't get free gas. It's not free anymore. But the gas is already free and it's

gonna cost you four dollars five dollars a gallon. No, then you're winning four dollars and five dollars a gallon gas. I don't want to win free gas. It's already free. The contest clearly states win the billboards, billboards, win free gas. It's win free gas, meaning like because if you do, if you think the money, but if you don't win, then it's not free. So obviously if the free, if it's free gas, I don't have to win it. I can go just go get it. It's free gas. You're nitpicking,

your nitpicking? Have you ever so that how would you win? You free money? Yees, win money, that's just win money. You get free money, you get free gas. No, you don't get free money free. Yeah. But when you say win free gas, when when um speaks to it, insinuates no, no, but win is talking to prize, win, win in parentheses a prize. I didn't have a comma. There's no parentheses. No, but it's when it's it's understood, it's understood clearly, not I don't understand it. Win a prize and then in

the prize is free gas. But that's not a prize. It can't get you can't give away free gas. Madon mad Hey, um, what do you remember any embarrassing typos that you've tweeted or posted? Like you ort to correct

and you posted something that was really bad. Yes, yes, when um it was the summer and we were down in Miami and I was the Fountain Blue and our our friends Stephen was gonna meet me at my room, and uh, Stephen was like, all right, ten minutes, and then I said yeah, I said, all right, I'll meet you in ten minutes. I'm humping in the shower. But I wrote jumping in the shower. But the fucking the fucking thing corrects to ort to correct to humping in

the shower, right, So what did he? Right? Back? He? And I Then I put my phone down to go jump in the shower, and then I I walked out to a bunch of lewd comments like no, he goes, I'll be I'll be over in three. That's our friend Steve. You know Stephen. Yeah, Stephen, Uh you know you know. Okay, and I've said about Stephen, but anyway, yeah, why do you ask there, David Brodie? Well, so I remember, um, I remember I had put up. Um. I've made mistakes too,

but I'm talking about posting on social media. You don't remember posting on social media anything where you messed up? Right, Like not that bad? I mean because we hear there where things are spelled wrong, but not where one letter threw off everything and turned it into a different meaning altogether. I've done that. I don't remember them. I remember sometimes I've done it where like I put it goes the

wrong word. Well, I don't know if you follow, if you follow baseball at all, be there's been a major stuff slices. I'm doing the slices. There's been a major story in baseball. So right now this week is the as you were as we're recording. This is the Baseball Winter Meetings. It's when all the general managers and and a lot of some of the managers and the agents and the players they fly out to San Diego this year and they get together and that's where they work

out contracts. It's where like a lot of the free agent signings happen, and the biggest one has been Aaron Judge. Aaron Judge is arguably one of the best players in baseball, had and one of the best seasons ever in baseball. He's a free agent from the Yankees, and two teams had narrowed down to who was going to pay him the most money. The Giants and the Yankees had come down to those two teams part of this conversation. I'll

talk to you off fair No One conversation. Okay. So he grew up in northern California and he always said he always wanted to be a play with for the Giants, but he's also a Yankee for for seven years, and so it was a lot of back and forth where he was gonna go, a lot of speculation, and so yesterday John Hayman h A Y M a N one of the premier sports writers and Major League Baseball Network Baseball analysts guys, top baseball guy in the country, one of the arguably one of the top ten, top five.

Maybe well, he tweets out a tweet that says, which is redundant. I know. He tweets out, Uh, Aaron Judge looks like Aaron Judge is going to the Giants. Now, first of all, that ended up being wrong because he ended up going to the Yankees, but his phone auto corrected and referred to Aaron Judge as Arson Judge. Yesterday everyone was creating memes of Aaron Judge setting fire to houses.

So Arson Judge was the number one trending thing all day yesterday because he accidentally called the biggest story in baseball Aaron Judge Arson Judge. People are making t shirts now, it's becoming a thing, like his new nickname. Well, that was fine. Yesterday he deleted the tweet. He reposted it, but it's too late. You know, everything lives on the internet. People screenshot everything. Well today, if you're a Philadelphia Phillies fan, you of course remember the famous picture from a couple

of years ago, Cole c O L E. Cole Hamil's. Well, Cole Hamil's retired for a couple of years from injuries whatever. He was old. Well, the story was Cole Hamil's wants to pitch next year's col Hamil or cal Hamils, But there was Cole Hamil. I thought it was Cole Hamils. I think it is. But anyway it's called it's Cole Hamil's. Then maybe I'm fucked. Okay, my brain is fright. But continue, It's quite all right, It's quite right. The point is so the same guy John Hayman after the fiasco yesterday. Uh,

he tweets out, it's Hamile's. By the way, I just looked it up. He tweets out, c O K E. Coke Hamil's wants to play next year? Oh god, alright, So two days in a row he messes up the huge story of the day with typos or auto corrects, and so everyone today was putting it making diet Coke Hamill jokes, making cocaine jokes about Cole Hamil's Poor John Aman really needs to double check before he tweets out,

so slices again. I say, if you have uh sent an embarrassing post on social media, Uh, you spelled something wrong. It was pretty bad. Let us know about it. You know how to do it, already told you to do it. But yeah, so so Arson Judge. That's a great name though, Arson. Yeah, Like it's like he's on fire, like yeah, Arson and Aligo. Not that anyone should said fire set in the league on fire fire fire fire Yeah yeah, yeah it's cool.

Yeah yeah, it rules, it rules. Yeah. Sorry. I want to thank, by the way, that I spent much of my college years trying to perfect the Beaver's and butthead, oh it's she said, boobs. I don't know why people listen to this podcast? Are you boys rocking off in my tool shed? Again? They used to get away with so much ship, I can tell you right now. And he would never do that these days. Well, I want, let me thank somebody because I started thanking them twice.

And then I want to add to what you just said. I want to thank Vicky Jenks, who listened to us according to Spotify two thousand seven nine minutes, which is which is very nice. However, uh, where is it? No, that's not it. I don't have it. He don't have to wait till next week. Wait till next week. Yeah, damn it. Somebody tweeted at me or d M me, and it was DM me and and and and it was something like, it was so many minutes of our podcast, and I'll get it for next week. I did the math.

If they listened to our podcast three five days, it was it was like an hour and a half a day, sixty five days a year. That's a lot. That's therefore, that's a lot you have to pull up. Sorry, I don't have it ready today. But that means if you took any days off for the year that you didn't listen to us, that number goes up. So they could have been listening to at least two US. So so I said, but that doesn't make sense. We don't even have that many hours of podcast, like guy, I went

through it four times. But that is beyond an awesome If we ever need someone to uh you know, to say, hey, what episode number was that, I bet you they would let us know. I bet I bet you they would have it right right on hand. Yeah, So you were talking about how Beavis and Butt had got away with stuff they never would have can't get away with now, right because you could be offensive back in the day. Everybody today is just this so triggered this, so worry

about about today. But back in the day when you and I were younger. So so I told you, I'm getting together with my my junior high school friends and high school friends tomorrow night. So one of my junior high school friends posts pictures of our yearbook from from junior high school, which which for me was in the eighties. Thank you, it's okay, I'm I'm okay with that. And for for our senior yearbook, you had to like bequeath things to people, like leave them things, you know, like uh, oh,

Scary Jones, I leave him a radio or yeah. That was what we called it. The Last Will and Testament or the Yes Yes like things that each write every year book. That was very popular in yearbooks very popular. So you look at some of them and some years all that's where I'm going home. Okay, So I'm looking at the ones we wrote, and now, y'all, I also had to do it to your teachers. You would leave things for your teachers. And some of them are like a pencil that never breaks, you know, like the cute

stuff like like you always broke his pencil. We left them a pencil, right when I wrote down some of the things we left to the teachers who read the yearbook and our other classmates. Here we go, ready, Now I want you to think about these things in terms of two thousand twenty two. Imagine writing this about your classmates in a forever book or your teachers better teeth, stories that make sense. A lifetime subscription to weight Watchers, A brush and some hair spray. A relation I'm not

gonna say the name. A relationship with a student by name, no insinuating the teacher had a student forty five forty pistol boom, oh shit, are you kidding me? Nope, looser pants, hair hair straightener, a girdle, deodorant. This is what people decided in the yearbook to write for their classmates. And teachers in the middle school or high school. This was ninth grade, so junior high school. And in well in New York, it's it's uh. Public school is one through six, seven, eight,

nine is junior high school. At least it was when we went and in ten, eleven and twelve was so not fly right now that would you imagine writing to a teacher, we leave you a hair straightener and a girdle. I would imagine that it's not as popular anymore. Maybe they don't. Maybe that part of the yearbook has been taken out one teacher. One teacher because she taught this in a classroom. This was one of her lessons. Everyone wished boom on her because she taught baculi is um

and they didn't like her. They wished botul her. How do you? How do you write? How does this? And the school approved it? Of course the school approved it and and nobody complained about it afterwards, or if they did, they didn't have social media a bit. But I want you to imagine they didn't have the Facebook community for him to jump on the schools and Instagram and start writing Io, you tell your teacher to get a girdle?

Never mind girdles aren't that you know they are implying she was old that you are a girdle looser pants, that you tell other kids in your class they can watching gon better teeth, or that you know that you you wish a relationship between a teacher and one of the students. I wasn't offended by some of it, but in retrospect. But by the way, also considering nobody, you have to consider the time. Right this is but they

must be something you want? Know what they left me you You're gonna find it hard to believe a muzzle you know something? Apparently I talked a lot of something's age very well. That is one of the A muzzle. Yeah, I told I've told this story before on this podcast. My social studies teacher in my remember the autograph books, like the signature books, the little blue books with a zipper and you'd writeing them. I think I told the story before. If I did, bare mountains get dressed right

right da until yeah, loaves a bread loaf? Does something or something stops loafing around or whatever? Yeah, you used to fold the good luck in high school or whatever. My social studies teacher, Mr. Mannheim drew a picture of a big mouth and wrote good luck in high school. I'm sure your big mouth will get you in trouble. First of all, he would be fired today for writing that. Yes, he would like not not because my parents would complain. My parents loved the fact that I was a talker.

But like, you couldn't write that in a kid's book. Now, no way, Like they'll they'll, they'll they'll again, they'll, they'll put it online, they'll show everybody, they'll screenshot at it. But I've I've made a living off of my big mouth. So uhh, mr manh, I'm it's time to close. It's time to close your mouth, broady before we get canceled. Come on down. Just you just shush you, just shush you. You imagine it so slices. Imagine telling your teacher, Hey,

I'm so glad I'm off to college. I hope you get a girdle and a subscription of weight Watchers. It's the Boys podcast. I'm still trying to get over there. Oh, before we go further, before something, are we no? Well are we um? What's going on with our merch store? Because we haven't been paying in any mind? What are we doing here? Last we are. We are knee deep in the holidays and I deep in the La and I know that we Uh oh, you didn't even catch

that one. I did. That's Jefferson star Starship. From that we built the city song. That's that's correct, Knee Deep in the Hoopla. It's also the name of the album. Uh, don't funk with me. Well, I'll tell you I got a report today. I don't know if you check your email. I did. Since last episode we sold a bunch of holiday ornaments, tree holiday ornaments, your Minora bush ornaments. Good. Oh,

that's a reminder, a reminder. Only do we have the regular merchandise, but we have the ugly holiday sweatshirts and t shirts. Yes, we do, and we have some holiday ornaments. Scary. What what's that website? Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's, of course Brooklyn Boys dot or period if you prefer Big Cartel dot calm. Yeah, alright, So go there, get

your holida some holiday shopping done. Maybe you got some new slices in your life that you just turn this turn onto this podcast and oh yeah, that would be nice. It would be nice if everyone told five people about this podcast and actually four and held them to it, say and follow up, Because people give me recommendations all the time, us down and be like, oh yeah, I'm gonna check that out, and then I never do. So

how about checking out with four people. Go to them and say, hey, I recommend this awesome podcast, and then a couple of days later follow up with them and say, hey, remember that podcast I told you about? Did you give it a listen? Maybe kind of hold them accountable. Yeah, well, That's what I'm gonna do with the three new listeners we got at the event I went to last time to make sure that they all follow up. One guy's like a One guy has like, oh, I have an airstream.

I go on camping trips all the time, like five six hours or drive. I go, great, that's five six episodes. He's like, I can't wait. I go, I can't wait to to hear back from you. So I told my expect a review. So I'm gonna ask him details. I'm like, oh, yeah, what'd you hear in the second episode? And I have to go back to the second episode and listen because I don't remember what we said in a second Oh my god, do you remember somebody said to me when

you start your podcast, I said, Geelong, I remember that. Yeah, it's a long time ago. Um. So we have sound, Yeah, we do have one place at that and we have oh the talkbacks are back. We got a lot of those. Yeah, the sound is from Saturday Night Live. Did you watch that in all this weekend? No? But I heard it was funny. It was good. But there was there was one sketch I have I have a beef with pun intended it was. It was a sketch about RBS and

their roast beef sandwiches. If you want to play the clips, so let me set it up. The joke of the bit was the voiceover guy, you know, we have the meats and he's armies. We have the meat, and he's talking about how they have a new special or they had a special five roast beef sandwiches for ten dollars. Now that sounds really good. And then but but but then you think about it, like the people in the sketch who are like, how can you possibly sell five

roastbee sandwiches for ten dollars? How could you that you lose money? Roast beef is like, you know, eleven dollars a pound how can you possibly now, Keep in mind, obviously they pay less for the roast beef than you do when you go to the store. Also, this is a little little insider information, little inside information. They don't make money on the roast beef. You know where they make the money when you pay a dollar for at one cent soda. That's that's where they make the money, right,

That's how fast food makes money. When when you go and you buy like a Happy Meal or dollar menu, when you buy the soda or the fries or anything. It costs about two or three cents to make a large soda. So when you buy a soda for a dollar, a dollar, fifty, whatever the price is, they make back the money you thought you saved on the food. So so this particular, this particular commercial is about how can

you possibly charge that little for that much meat? But they keep using a word that is not the right word for their power. Gonna play the clips host, We're struggling to understand the physics of how this much roast beef is ten dollars. Hold on positive, Okay, it's not unb lievable that it's that cheap for physical reasons. There's no physical reason it's an economic reason. It's a financial reason.

So now he's talking about taco bell hit the clip, keep going, wait what and how can that physically happen? That physically right? It's not physically you're not you're not saying I put a hundred rose peak sandwich. But I see what you're saying. It's the wrong word. It's the wrong word. Why would you say, how could you physically sell five rose peeps? But it doesn't think. I keep saying. All I hear from you is I'm actually enjoying this parody.

I think this is hilarious. Each burrito is like seventies cents. I thought that was cute. I loved it. It's a cute bit. But that were it just bothered me. A writer, a professional comedy writer, kept saying, physical, how can you physics? Why can't you just immerse yourself, immerse yourself in the comedy, Brodie, That's why I don't work Fastinal, That's why don't work Fastinal. But as far as immersing myself in the comedy, did you hear the tragic news this week New York related

comedy news? Yes, our favorite the legend, the world favorite leg legendary Carolines on Broadway is comedy club is closing closing now thirty one? Yeah, that they and they say it has something to do with the landlord, the rent and everything like that. It was going way up and and to their credit, they said that they will live on and they have some exciting projects in the works. They in another location. They said it will live on in some way, shape or form. Now that could be

online events that could be pop up. Looked like Bananas comedy club. There's no such places Bananas comedy club. You know what that is. They show up at like um restaurant, convention rooms like a hotel convention room or spirit helping stories. Yeah, they put up a sign and says bananas and it's the comedy club. But it's not really a comedy club, right of course not. It's a pop up. It's a pop up, right. So I hope Caroline's Land This is

the third location for Caroline's. But they've been there for like what fifteen years whatever, it's been twenty years they opened in that location. Location. Yes, um, I think in that location could be run out in the case, it's been there a long time. They were in the seaport, they were in Chelsea. I hope they open up somewhere else, but that is such a legendary place. Oh my god, it's the end of an era. They tried so hard

to recover from the pandemic, you know. And I'm going back from my nachos before the end of the year because I love the nachos there and the comedy of course. Yeah, well that's right. We was just a couple of more weeks left of that. So um yeah, all right, um, I'm looking at my list. You're checking it twice. Yeah, yeah, remind me. So Violent Night. I'll talk about that later. It is later you want to talk about now, Yeah, go for it, because we have to take it break.

I wanna want to get into all right. So Violent Night stars Uh David Harbor from Stranger Things, and uh, he's very good. I will tell you. The poster is full of puns. Go look at the movie post to google it. Puns always get me if they're good. Love the puns. Violent Night to play on Silent Night whatever. Uh. So he he kills people in the movie, But it's not a horror movie. You have to see the movie.

It's good, but it's sort of like a cross between die Hard and Home Alone with a little too much home owning it to be honest, but they explain why it's fun. But the trailer is better than the movie in my opinion, Like, the trailer is a lot of fun, a lot of violence, and the movie was good. So if the trailer is a nine, the movies is seven six and a half seven, So I would go, it's just there's a lot of slow before it gets to the fun and the murdering and the and the whatever.

But it's not quite as the trailer makes it look like. It's it's a blood bath and it's man's good. It's fine, but it's slow, you said, and you have to get there's a lot of build up to get to the point where he starts to become the guy in the trail. This is for a while he's Santa Claus. This is part of this was part of what Jerry Seinfeld didn't

his stand up a couple of weeks ago. Well, when someone tells you about like a series on Netflix, and then they preface it with, yeah, you know, the first two or three seasons right slow, but then it really picks up halfway through the third reason and he's like, you know what's to do with Why would I want to watch something and waste my time for hours and hours just to get to the one good point. Like,

but it's so true. People people when they describe a show, they're like, yeah, kind of, it kind of starts with a fizzle, it doesn't doesn't get into and I think, yeah, I think the problem is that the people who create TV shows telling a story, right, they're they're creating a novel. When you read a novel, you're in, right, You're in for the five pages four hundreds, so you're gonna read the book. There has to be exposition, has to be

like a character development. You have to learn who they are, what their motivation is, who they I get that, I get that, But when you're making a TV show, it's like, uh, what was I was I watching recently where someone said you have to get through like five episodes. I forget what it was, but I'm done after two. I give it two episodes. If you don't catch me by the middle of the second episode, I'm out. Like I'm out, Like I told you. Parks and Wreck first season is

not great. Everyone goes it picks up in like after the middle of you're doing it, You're doing it now. I can't get to that. Besides, I started watching it was on television, so like weekly, I had to wait, like I'm not waiting another month and a half to enjoy it. Maybe binging it is a little better because you're like, alright, I binged it in two days. I got to the good part by the By the third day,

I'm in. But if you have to watch a weekly series, you know, can you imagine like, oh, Stranger Things gets good like by episode seven. No, Stranger Things was good episode one, like right away you're like, oh, this is good. So I think when camp okay, well, do you remember the beginning of Sopranos? Was it great for the very beginning or did it take away? Yes, no, it was good. Certain shows have that, although they say certain sitcoms took a couple of years to take off. So well, Seinfeld

took a number of years to take off. But if you go back and watched the first season was funny. It wasn't like it sucked. Now the office was not. The first season wasn't great. It was dismal. It was not great. But the beauty for me as I started watching it in season two, so then I already loved the show. I went back and watched the first season. I accepted at that point. But if I if, I I know people that have started the office like I couldn't. I couldn't stand it. I know you have to get

you have to get into it. I feel like, you know, sometimes something'll look I'll give you this. Sometimes episodes get like the writers get their stride, the writers figure things out. I get that when you're making a movie, you can't you can't make me sit there. Forty five minutes I saw Knives Out a glass onion, a knives Out story, which is basically the second in a series of Knives Out movies, and I talked about this at all. It's not a sequel. You don't have to see the first one.

It's like James Bond movies were like each one separate. So, uh, it's good the second one. I think I like the first one better, but it's still interesting at the beginning. There's still mystery, there's still like funny characters right well, you have to be you have to catch them because the majority already of people the way they watch and listen to things. Now, if you don't get them right up front, and you don't catch them or grab them, They're not gonna give you. They don't have the patience

because of we're we're a disposable society. Right. I don't mean to get it all cerebral, but I'll give you the forward. I wanted to grab the thing on YouTube, the slider and and like slided like twenty minutes watching. A good example of this is with music with a hit song right. Sometimes there are some great songs, but the way the composition is, it takes time to build. Now, there's I know a few songs that we've played on the radio that they made a re edit to have

the hook of the song right up front. They literally mangled the song and said, oh no, no, we gotta get to the hook wherever. A lot of them. When you hear the album, you're like, why isn't the course to begin? Right? This is like somebody I used to know by Gautier. That's the one that comes to mind right away, you know, like the great Saying Greatest Side, one of the greatest rock songs of all time. Everyone knows the song Don't Stop Believing by Jaredy That's right,

they don't they do. It's one of the only songs that the choruses at the end, at the last seconds of the song as it's fading out. Yep. When they started, they were told, and no one's gonna play this on the radio because there's no chorus in most of the song. Now, that was in a different era, that was in the seventies. But they almost didn't get away with then. But they did, and they they said, no one's changing that. They said,

we're not changing this now. But with songs like like the Gautier song, there's a there's an album edit yea when they don't do the chorus until the end or three three verses in, and then there's the radio version where it literally like comes within the first and there's a lot of songs like that. It's it's really really sad. They're changing people's artistic impression of what what you know of what something should be. Now, has anyone done that

with a Diplo song? What do you mean? Well, Diplo songs get in right in right, They get right in the dance beat is there? Right? The beat drops after like ten seconds, right. Diplow doesn't make you wait all day long for the beat to drop, right, It just that's why Diplo makes a lot of money. Well, Diplo is in the news this week. Did you see why do you know what art Basil is art basil or

bell or whatever the hell it is. And it's always this time of year, and I'm very jealous that I don't get to go because this is our busiest time of the year up here. Now never get the basil Art Basil is not a name of a guy, it's it's art right in based on Basil art in Europe, I don't know, it's something like it's the art. But they have galleries and you know, all the hotels participate. But it's it's all they ploy. It's a bougie thing.

It's much more than that though. It's a party. It's a part it's a reason party and it's a lot of girls in bikinis on Instagram, it's hosting on boats. It's party. Well they did something, and I have a feeling scary. You would do this big story in USA today this week. If you if you didn't sit on social media you Google look for it now you'll check out diplos Instagram or I think it was Twitter and both of them. I know he tweeted it, so they had an A t M. Not scary. I need you

to be honest whether you do this or not. If no one was looking, or if someone was looking, you still might do it. I don't know they had an A t M. And above it is. It is like a screen, a vertical screen, like when you turn your TV sut when you put don't interrupt because you're gonna

your head's gonna explode. When you put your your your your a t M, your bank card in the machine, it shows your name and how much money you have in your bank account on the screen and ranks you with everyone else that day who's put their card in so so so everyone was doing it. So I'm gonna ask you be honest. Now you have a couple of drinks, you're in front of this machine. Are you putting your card in with people around? Let's say let's say I went first, would you put your card in after me?

I wouldn't put my card in period because I don't want people to know. Let me phrase that. Let me phrase that. Let's say I didn't have a problem with it. I put my card in and it put me up on the list. You aren't there, right, but you're going against Diplow. I tell you I finished. I don't tell you how much does in the bank? I say I finished, I walk away. Would you put your card in and see if you beat me just for the sport of it? Maybe? Okay? Do you do you think you would beat me? No? Okay,

I think I think you would. Okay, But here's the thing. Okay, Well, what's what were were getting at? Here? I'm getting at is Diplow walked up to the machine, filmed it. He fucking won. Here's the thing, because there are nodes that are doing it. And then no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. The guy who was in first place at the time had two point nine million dollars in the bank and Diplo walked up and Diplo head over three million dollars. And it's good for him, God bless him.

But but this is I have a much terrible thing. I mean terrible thing. But here's a question for you. Did Diplo check his balance before he walked up there? Do you think? I don't know? What? Do you think he knew he was going to beat the two point nine guy? Yeah, probably he knows. He's if he's in the threes. He knows he's in the threes. Okay, now let me ask you another question. Do you think diplo that's like his play money account, Like that's not his

bank account, that's his like that's his checking account. Bullshit, Probably his checking Yeah, that's probably like his his his Christmas. He's got more money than that. Yeah. But I still don't understand. What were people trying to get out of out of this? Like it was a competition. It was, I get it, But you can look at this. This is not the competition I want to enter my self in. This is like what if what? Okay? How about this? How about okay? All right, you have a heart on

for this thing. No, I'm asking I'm curious now if you and your your boys from Brooklyn, right you boys, if they didn't put the amount and they just put the ranking, would you guys all do it? No? It was because I think it was not I think I think because it makes everyone feel uncomfortable. Why would you Why would you want to do that to a group

of loved ones that are around you. And then and then then if someone comes in, the person who comes in first, everyone's gonna expect them to fucking pay for dinner the next time. You know what I'm saying, Like it's like all of a sudden like oh wow, okay, all right then big spender, you're buying for you're buying tonight. That's I mean, no, you don't want to ever show your hand when it comes to that. Do you know anybody nothing comes? Do you know anybody would do it? No?

Do you think Elvis would do it? No? Away, He's the last person I would know. He wouldn't. He absolutely wouldn't that. I mean maybe maybe someone who wants to come by and like maybe get a bunch of girls because they you know, that's the kind of person that was shows up at art Bossel there. I said it U A lot of them do and they go there and uh, I think a guy that that wants to maybe score some you know, materialistic women. Boom there you go.

So you so you think a girl would like go up to a guy and be like wow, you just finished. Consider the climate and the atmosphere. You're in art Bossil. You're you're not in like you know, this isn't like regularly real life. This is like a fantasy world that they have for a week. In the first week in December for rich people, for rich people, chicksong boats, people like party and everywhere people and throwing money around like a tables and bottles and models, sparklers. Yeah, that's why

I can't believe you would the biggest. But yeah, but the big you can't. I can't compete with that. You can't compete with that, the biggest of the big come out. I want to compete with them. I'm just wondering if like, let's say, let's say they put one of those at your high school reunion. No, no, nothing good will come out of this. Nothing. But if you if you won, though, no way, I wouldn't. But then it would just be cause then I would I would feel weird that I won.

I would feel that well, okay, would you Okay, I would feel would you rather be first? Or rather first? But I would feel guilty as fuck if I wont. And but but these are for the ballers shot callers that show up at an event like this and this this competition fits perfectly into the narrative of what our buzzle is about. That said, if dippos like I want to you know what I want to I want a bunch of models hanging on me tonight. I'm gonna go put my a t M in the in the you know,

and and I'm gonna see the machine. You find the machine and boom, here we go and and and we'll be off to the races because just can track that kind of person, because that's who's down there partying. Just recap, just to recap. It's a place for douche bags and partiers and uh and and and gold diggers. Yes, and you wish you were there. I'll be there in a week, That's what I was saying. You let me, let me walk right into that I did. You'll be yep, all

those douche bags before we get out of here. We have some talkbacks. Yes, let's play those all right, if you can click on the microphone if you're listening to the art and please tell us give us talkbacks if on whether or not you'd stick your ATM card in that machine. There you go, do that, please, you can always uh you know, if you're listening on the i art radio app, just click the microphone and you can leave one of these bad boys. Let's listen to this.

And we have not previewed these this is danger we have not Okay, Hey, Brooklyn boys, this is your your fan. I think scary his wallet instead of a cookie. I don't know, but I think he may have eight his wallet instead of the cookie. Thank you you guys, keep going. I love you. Yeah, the check you stomach, So that that was that was no, they already took the garbage out, so that was in reference. Hold on, let's letly back up and set this up. That was in reference to

me losing my wallet last week. I was walking inside with it. Okay, they listened to the order, so I'm not gonna explain it. No, no, explain it again. You threw your cookie all right through your You just keep it disrupting me. Let me just set it up. I'm sorry. So no, that's okay. In case you did not hear

last week's episode, I'm assuming most of you have. But for those who didn't, I lost my wallet, and and and I was I had a cookie in my hand and a cellophane rapper, and I think instead of throwing away the cellophane rapper, I threw away my wallet. It was seen by others and I never found my wallet, never got to go to the trash because they took it away. So it's all over. So this guy is making a joke and saying I have eaten my wallet instead of the cook which I find very very funny.

That's an A plus. Did you get did you get your to How Brody is explaining too scary? Like when the times the garbage is taken? I'm like, how the hell does he know that? How does he know the times? And like when the garbage is taken exactly? And then he told everyone he was dumps are diving for something someone threw away? Um, yeah, that's intense. Good job, though only Brony would know the garbage times. I love that she slipped the free deserted at the end. That's fantastic.

You got a new driver's license, yet it's on the way. Everything has been replaced except for the cash which and the and the designer wallet. I do not no update. Producer Sam and Andrew got me a Christmas present and I opened it today on the air and it was a brand new Salvatore Fair Gamo wallet, which was the wallet that was so nice to them. So I have my wallet back, which is so sweet. So thank you. Tell them I lost Please tell them I lost my Rolex.

Thank you exactly all right? Continuing the law and scary is it? Danny from Jersey Love you guys, Slice for Life. Definitely missed a joke there, Broody, you're getting back in the floor of writing. That makes you a flow writer. Getting into the flow of writing. Does that make your flakes me a flow writer? H huh, I get it. I like the function I give. I give half a point that I give you half a point facial So listening to the genuine laughter and reaction from Brody is

making the whole bit worth it. I absolutely love it. This is Michael from Dayton, Ohio guys. Thank you Michael. Nice channel. And yeah, last week I got botox, but I didn't get O. My god, the Zeeman conversation is maybe one of my all time favorites. I didn't. Yeah, so it wasn't botox. It was It's a new serum called z Zeman. So I didn't get shot up with with botox a Zeeman injection. That will be in the three episode montage. We'll get ready for that. Okay, well

we make it. There's the question. I am laughing so hard I am wedding my pants. This is one of the best podcasts ever. But I don't know if I'm laughing harder at Scary saying Zeman so many times, or if I'm laughing at Brody's laughing at Scary saying so many times I had to pull over. This was wonderful. Thank you so much we had for life. Oh, thank you well, saddle Brook. We hit a nerve there. I'm sorry about Christmas miracle tootas and ain't some guy when

sky diving, shooting and open fell at the ground. They said he got bumps and uh, scratches, he survived, nothing happened. They called it a Christmas miracle. That was in a for a lot of them. That was in reference to what Brodie. Oh, that was in reference to the guy surviving falling off the cruise ship. And they called it a Thanksgiving miracle. Yeah, so I don't think we were looking for Christmas miracles, but that's quite That would be a Christmas miracle for surely. I don't know if that's

an old that's like one of those Internet stories. Could be you jump out of a plane, you shoot, doesn't open and you just get some scrapes. Uh, that's a miracle, it is. He got me beating my beds over here as I'm driving scads for life, bro. They like it. They like that. I gotta face that guy's accents so much scary of head with his seemen head. I got a facebool face. All right, Hey Brooklyn boys, this is Miranda,

former Boogie Down Bronx Girl and now Floridian. Um. Yeah up because I'm an episode two thirty six, and I apologize because I am catching up um. But that putting upper case letters in a U r row makes no sense to me. Every time in my job people give me emails and all they say is altogether one word, no spaces. Uh, it's an email. I love her. She's only she's right, and she's only up to episode two thirty six. Where does she gets to a load of zeman in the episode two nine? Maybe who knows what?

Can't speak far, but listen, I understand if if like, there's an underscore in your name, but then you'll mention it. If there's no underscore, then there's You don't have to say no spaces because you can't put a space. She's right. But like if you say, like, my name is David Brody at a well dot com, which is not you know whatever, You're not gonna say no spaces. God, she's absolutely right. Go on, sorry, be scary. Just a quick question for you, when you were getting that demon injection,

did you feel a little prick? We got comedians, folks. We'll just keep moving, just keep back about the double day or situation. Um, I find Colin Quinn so attractive. So you know, there's that love you Brodie. That's from episode rim Tin Tin Job. Oh you remember the episode, No, I'm reading it. That's she was commenting on the title and the title of the episode. She's commenting on pops Up. That's when I talked about meeting Colin Quinn and saying that a lot of people say we look alike, and

his response was yeah, yeah, great man. Here's another one from that episode. Comment from that I was listening in the order on a few weeks or a few podcasts back. I think I'm in June um where Brodie's talking about his doppelganger, and the only person that I could see as Brodie's doppelganger is Colin Quinn. Thank you, the guy who was on S and L and did weekend Update. I mean, you guys could be brothers. So yeah, that's it.

Love you Brodie's love you scary by peace out love that call comment Colin Quinn doesn't think so, episode two thirty six comment The Stranger's wedding and the dirty par Brodie is chay again. I don't know if the last mess went through UM to clarify. It's not bagel. It's bagel. It's not it's not. No, it's not bag it's not it's bagel. Say did you eat? We say g Yeah, that's the difference. Also, I thought so on Benny Tadino's being named best pizza in the country, ship speak on it? Yeah, yeah,

I did. Tell us what's bought bus? Somebody? I've never had it? Where is it? Benny Tadino's is in the middle of Hoboken and it's it's above average, average pizza parlor, pizza at best. And the only reason why it wins anything, and it's a standout is because the pies, the slices are the size of the slies of your head. That pizza. And it's great, it's great. It's not the best pizza in the country. It's solidly good. It's solid it's good. It's just it's a good slice. It's a good slice

of pizza. It's a good you can't. You can't say it's the no, but you can't. That is that I don't remember the name of the place until you said it was the place with the big slice. Whoever, whoever, you know, you just lost. You just lost all points in credibility. It's a clown show. Whoever voted for I mean, if it's a popularity contest and they got their friends and relatives to vote, then then you know that it's to contaging pizza. Not even fine When you say to me,

I'm coming to New York, where should I go? I'm not saying that no, no, But if they want to give us free pizza, that's the best different story. I was listening in the order on a few weeks. Oh no, we did this. I did this page this pages did you toast? Well? Turn the page page three? Okay, here we go. Well, there's a lot of these scary This turkey is going to taste like a dog's ass. I'm here to tell you that any sort of just naturally raised turkey is going to taste way worse than something

that is brain fed. Take it from the Iowa people, Well she wasn't far off. I'll update us. The reset. The reset the turkey. Okay, the turkey. Um, I I got a natural, natural turkey. It was a turkey that was a direct bloodline of one of the oldest turkey lines in the country. It was it actually had. It was free range, No, it was there. Certain turkeys have a certain It was one of the oldest American breed of turkey that's traceable, and it had. It lived a

wonderful life. And it was out and it was eating grains. It was eating and it was eating off the land. It was relaxed. It was relaxed turkey, and it was chilled out meat, chill. It was awesome and it was it was. It was very good. Here's the problem when I get my turkeys every year, the ones from the the Willie Bird, the pre brian There you go, that's

the keyword right there, pre briant. So that what makes what may lack in flavor is made up in the brine, which is the salt that they injected into that turkey every year. And I realized now why it's so tender and juicy this year. Unfortunately, the turkey was not a pre brined one. Where's your father man? Disappointed? I will tell you my parents had to have a word with me after Thanksgiving. They're like, look and today we looked you about this turkey, Anthony. We love the free range

Willie bird you got every year. We love it when they made fun of for years. One yep from Williams Sonoma. Well there you spent tors on turkey an today? What's wrong with a regular? Fortunately here we ordered late and there were only ten pound turkeys available, so I couldn't order from them. So normally that turkey that is free range is pre brined. And I will tell whoever that was. Yes, it makes all the difference in the world because I tried to find a similar turkey but it didn't say

the words pre brined. And there you have it. So you had you had, you had turkey. Yeah, it was a little gaming. Not gonna lie. Alright, hit the next one. Good morning, Brooklyn boys. This is the message regarding the whole steel and the nonsense about a grown as man and he's fucking wisdom. Deep. Look, dude, you're not young. I know your age. I'm not young either, and I have and I'm taking care of why hell, because that ship is fucking important. So long story short, take care

of your health, doing your day. Bullshit next year. It is important, brot it. These people are angry, angry. My dentist gave me a prognosis that he prevent you. That's my that's my detox, that's my dcor fat loss. I will be doing that, and you know what, shortly after that, I will preventively go into the dentist and get my two wisdom teeth removed. As as my dentist had suggested, I will be the name of that pizza place in Hoboken, Benny to Dino's, Benny Didno's, claiming they have the best

slice you know, has the best slices. Scary this podcast the amen Brodie, Amen, you guys is slice my association. My wife listens to you guys. Native Philadelphia and New Jersey, resident New York employee. Um, we don't say bagel, even the kinziest of kinzos don't say bagel. Thank you, don't don't don't put us in that. We don't say no bagel. Stop that. Yeah, he's not playing with bagel. He's not playing around. There you go, And I think that's all

we have. Is that the last one. Well, that's all I could see because they only allow me to go back three pages and I feel like we had more, but that's all we can get anyway. If well, that was great slices, thank you. We well I needed that laugh. That was funny. But oh my god, you could always leave us a talk back and every couple of weeks we're gonna go through them. So there you go, and one day we'll check the funk you ab seventies seven

hotline not today. Yeah. Also, if you left an offensive message in your in your yearbooks, let us know those two yeah yeah tack until next time. Yeah, get out of you, we do. What are you going on the sponsored vacations this weekend? Anywhere? And daw Boys Rock Brooklyn, Brooklin Boys Brock Broklyn