#233: Orange Is the New Brown

You can't. You can't insert it afterwards. It's too late for that because we already said we don't have it. You told me, you told me that you were getting the newest, upgraded, three point seven trillion dollar equipment to improve on the old equipment. But this is true, and by the way, we sound better than ever. Now here's the thing I want. I want the slicest to know there's no longer an echo, which means all these episodes you blamed me. It was your two D forty eight

million dollar system, No, that was causing the echo. And I also want to let the slices no, let's let's pull the curtain back. It is now two pm on Thursday, East Coast time. We sat down to record around one oh eight. Why is it taking so long fifty two minutes? Because Scary couldn't figure out how to get my voice on the record track with this new fancy equipment. I may that's why you have no song right now. Let let's let me just put this into perspective. I don't

want to do I don't want to particulars. I don't want to go in to the particulars. But let's just say say I funked up this. Listen to me. Listen to me, and the echo on number the version number one of this piece of equipment. UM, it had different impedance and loudness levels. This is version two of that same equipment. So so we should be getting less interference, less, echo less whatever, and and we must we sound better, we sound better processed. So so we've upgraded in the audience.

Now the only problem. Let's check the sound. Let's check the sound. I would like you to say something that will sound really good on your new one point five billion dollar system. I would like you to say it wasn't David Brodie's fault that there was an echo point your headphones the whole time nothing's changed on my end. But there's no echo, no delay. Everything's great for your fault. But here's there. But here's the rub if I may

I get a rub um. I've been trying to I've been trying to funk around with this new equipment for the past three days and I can't and you funked it up, is what you know. I can't figure out how to get our sounds and our all of our imaging and the products. And what about what about the clips I told you to load for this everything? I can't slices, need to get the clips, you know. But

here's here's the problem. Okay, if I'm being completely honest, Oh my god, Okay, it's a struggle because the interface the two is not talking to my computer because I egg on your interface dragged and drop. I dragged and I rop each audio file into the computer, which then goes from the computer to the piece of equipment sitting in front of me. Drag and dropped the ball. Here, that's what you did for some reason. And why is

it all? Why is the onus on me? Because it's not my it's not my one point nine billion dollar system. Okay that you upgraded and now you doesn't work. If we didn't have my one point zilli zillion dollar system, okay, we wouldn't have a podcast for the last two and a half years. Because I had the I had the idea to go into my own pocket and get a budget to spend on my own money out of my own piggy bank. With no equipment, I managed to do the Walkers and Talkers podcast with Jamie because she's the

one with the equipment. No, she's not, just as an iPad. She recorded herself. I recorded myself and I put the tracks together. I'm just gonna say this, all right, and then we're gonna move on and we're gonna have We're gonna have ourselves a fucking podcast. Alright, Alright, we're gonna move on for this week. We're not gonna hear any sounders, no clips. No, we'll be right back. You know, we can have we have talkbacks. I can do those sound talkbacks.

We got those. But we don't have we don't have like, uh, you know, the little things that take us to commercials. Have I have a funny audio cost thing for you, Sam, Yeah, go ahead, bump bump bump, bump, bum bum bum bump, scamb all right, there you go. What do you want to talk about? Uh, speaking of clips, you don't have, not that I had when this time, but she's always a member of our clip family. I had octane radio

on in the car. I was driving my oldest daughter to the train station to work, and she says, who is this awful DJ? Please turn her off? And I said, that's Katie Babs. Was it Katie Babs? So I'd have to say a word. My daughter heard her, and he's like, this is why I hate. I hate people to put on fake radio voices. And so I was like, yeah, that's her. You nailed it. So I'd have to say a word to her. She heard it, it was like

it's terrible. Well anyway, so okay, kat Kitty, Hey, Uh, you know, I wanted to get a producer Sam on the phone because she wanted to talk about does your equipment allowed for that? It does? Guess what? Bluetooth? It interfaces with Bluetooth really nice, but it doesn't play clips and it will it will it will? I have to all right, and we're gonna get Sam on to talk about the thing we teased. And then she talked about by the wayst doors have been blown up open on it.

You did we talk about this? Did I mention his name? Said? You said, someone you know is someone's significant other is advertising on bumble for their services. You wouldn't tell me what turns out it is producer Sam and William. And I was tiptoeing around it because I didn't know if he was going behind her back, putting advertising his business on a day behind her back. Unless they're on their honeymoon, if you know what I'm saying, Hio, Hio, they're going,

they're getting married, they're still in love. They don't they don't have secrets at this point in their relationship. Well, you know, just to to back up the story and back up the truck a little bit, back up we Sam and William. Okay, there there they are pictured on bumble Biz together and he as he's advertising, you know, website, build my website or maybe you want to be worked out by me. He's got a physical therapy, He's got all kinds of stuff tricks, you know, because Sam's in

the picture. Sam isn't one of the pictures, and so he's being completely honest and out there about the fact that, hey, here I am on Bumble biz Bumble Bumble Biz is the business side of Bumble. It's a specific wing. But my argument, wa wait wait wait wait wait, let me see if I got this straight, Bumble Biz is the biz side of Bumble. It's the business side of humble. Right. But but here's we're going to fig that one out.

But my argument the entire time was shouldn't since bumble is so branded as a dating and hook up site, it's bumble Biz is the business section of Bumble the best place to advertise where you just want a platonic business. Asking me if if bumble buy the business side of Bumble, is the best place to advertise your business. Is that what you're saying? It's the best, It's the best, the best to bumble the business bum Bumble business the best

place to promote your business. Whatever your business is, whether it's beach ball business or or bounce house businesses, Bumble business the best place for your business. Right. Well, boy, So what I wanted to do is I wanted I wanted to call Sam because I am skeptical. First I was skeptical if she even knew about it. The answer is, first I was afraid, Then I was petrified so. So. The truth is, if we may get this out here, I had nothing to be worried or concerned about. That's

never I was mentioning. I wasn't mentioning names at first because I'm like, what if she finds out you know that he's so. The truth is she knows, they know what. They're in it together. But I feel like we should both listen to their take on it on their podcast,

The Bam Bam Bam Wedding Pope Damn Bamna. Oh by the way, uh it's the bad podcast, which you can find on bumble biz The band podcast, the best place to advertise the band podcast on bumble biz, the business side of bumble See how clean this is gonna sound? This is gonna sound so cleansy. I feel like we're derailing the podcast we just started. I love Sam. Should we saved this for the middle. We're gonna go right to the beginning. Did you tell her you calling her

in the afternoon? I told her I was it's morning show naptime. No, it's not. It used to be. It not for me anymore. I just sleep right now. Okay, Well hear how by the way, you hear how clean that sound? Crystal clear of a person not answering the phone. Slices today, slices. Would you would you want to hear a podcast where the the person not answering the phone didn't sound perfectly clear? That sound like ass right there? Though? Well that wash whoa whoa whoa? Um doesn't an ass?

Sound like I'm texting her Brooklyn boys calling? Are you calling her from the few a seventy seven phone? I'm yeah, uh no, I'm calling her from my personal number. Maybe that's why she speaknoring it? Because should we get out

your personal numbers? Let's not do that. I'll tell you what if you have information on how to improve scary systems in your load audio, if you want to call him at two oh one, all right please, let's okay, let's not go there, alright, alright, anyway, alright, So maybe your phone number has been given out on the radio, though that was years ago. So, um, I got plenty of stuff. I want to can I can? I uh, let's go. I want to play a little g I want to play some geography. Scared you know I live

in New Jersey, I do? Everybody knows that? And Staten Island is a is a two bridges. You have a choice of two bridges, two different bridges, same price to get to Staten Island roughly, Uh, would you say twelve dollars thirteen dollars to take bridge? Yeah, something like that. I don't remember. I have used a lot on a discount.

Let's just say twelve dollars okay, okay? And uh. Figuring the gas to get to any point Staten Island us A for me would probably be two round trip, three to four gallons, let's say three to be safe, three gallons of guess right now is said about ten dollars and fifty cents. So now twelve dollars for tolls ten dollars and fifty cents is twenty two dollars and fifty cents.

You got me. I am currently now that I've established that I've I'm currently selling a couple of Halloween costumes on Facebook through the old Facebook uh marketplace or my town page. That's it, my town page. And this guy hits me up and he says, hey, I'm very interested in that, um that costume you're selling for I said, great, He said, when can we arrange a pickup? I said, I'm home all the time. I have free time. Tell me what day? He's like, how about Thursday? Can you

drop it? Drop it? Drop it like it's hot? Can you drop it in Staten Island or Manhattan? Okay? Men? Hat cost me mademos round trip? How does this save you anymore? How does this make you maximum profit? So I said, So I said to him, I says, uh, why would I spend twenty two dollars to deliver a twenty five dollar Halloween costume that you want? Making a three dollar I get three dollars for it? He said, So I thought, maybe you know you could do the right thing, be nice about it. What what the fuck?

So he says, well, so they says, well, if I come to pick it up, I gotta spend twenty two dollars. Get your mic. You're making my equipment sound bad. I'm not screaming into the mic. That's your equipment. So he I saw. I said, why don't you come? You know? He says to me, Well, then I would be spending dollars on top of the to come. Well, so I should be out the money. So I said, you know what you want to pay for shipping, I'll ship it. Otherwise you're out of luck. Buy a costume in Staten Island.

This is why you shouldn't live on an island. People. If it cost you fifteen bucks to get off of it, you really you limited what you can buy on on on on pickup sites like you can go pick up. Imagine that, he asked me with a straight face. I'm assuming do I want to spend twenty dollars to sell him Halloween costs? That's some balls. Thank you so well, fred, Fred, I'm not coming Fred Okay. Uh. The Brooklyn Boys podcast

We're Brody and Scary. Wow, that sounded professional like that. Yeah, I felt like I was in control of when we went to the commercial once again, we are we're going sans the sounds sounds today. Speaking of going to commercial, I would never disparage a sponsor ever. Love the sponsors, the advertisers that run adds on our show. But I will tell you on our slices you will back me up.

I'm sure you will agree. The podcasts that are put in automatically to advertise their podcast sometimes on our show, remind me why people listen to our podcast? Oh? Absolutely, they're the they Bob and see what will happen in entertainment this week? Oh your kid and be married. It's just super super hokey. Is super hokey. But you know you're not only that though, Brodie. Sometimes you get the opposite of that. It's like, hey, I'm Daley, I'm Felix.

Yeah you get those right, And um, you should check us out because we're we talk about gadgets and geeks, stuff and stuff you need to know. If you want to find out how to put air in your tire, you could check us out on the how to Do It podcast. There's a new device that lets you cook eggs in your television, both extremes, whether it be that or the other. The two guys, the two guys from like Colorado. Yeah, why can't people just be real on a podcast like us? Whisper like who whispers? By the way,

we're going through some technical issues right now. This has been a bit to get this podcast on the air. That's not on my end. Fuck you. My fifteen year old HP laptop and my my Yeti microphone working like a charm yea, I bought I bought a new desk. I bought a desk on Amazon Gaming Desk and smooth Field. I got my track ball set. Everything you know, what why is it that you know we're we're leaving all the blemishes in. Uh. What I was getting at was we are you know if this was if this was

hi out, everything would be edited out. They would be redoing it whatever. But we want you, we want to be unapologetically asked. We want this is Chad. Let me tell you about the new divise. Sorry, let me try, let me start again, let me start again. Cal, Hey, this is Chad. Let me tell you about this great new remote control. It controls your cat and the kid in litter treat that will shoot treats out. Well you're oh, I funked it up again, Cal, I mean start again again.

We don't do that here. And and yeah, and if she wasn't working at other people's podcast, people would be throwing things. Don't don't say ship after what happened? You know that we would have had a beat that out. But yeah, so and say, don't you know what happened? Yes, I feel like this is what happened yesterday. Oh well, well we'll talk about that. But it's it's it's should happened yesterday, which is why we didn't record on Wednesday.

Oh that's right, that's right, we had another issue, we still would have had these problems though technically, yeah, day earlier, but just a day earlier. And I think I hope that even though you know, I don't want I don't want the slices to think that we're that we're mailing it in or anything like, oh, you guys can't give us sounders and things and bumpers. I'm not mailing it in. David Brody in in the in the tag team of Brody and Scary. He's not letting you down. I sent

the audio to Scary. I had fun clips to play. Okay, listen, I still wanted to hear the theme music of the show. I feel like we're not even officially started. But you know what I could I could probably call the singer and see if he would sing it live. Yeah, let me see if I can get him on the phone. Let me get them hold on, hold on, hold on.

But again, we would rather issue you a great podcast with awesome content, like not that this is awesome right here, but but with with with with with mistakes on them, hold on, let me call him on. We're not we're roughing around the edges, guys. We're not. We're not professionals. Hold on good if I get him on the phone. Let me get him on my phone. I mean, actually connected, No, do it, We'll do it this way. Okay, h hey man, what's going on? I need a favor. I hate to

bother you. Do you remember a couple of years ago, maybe four years ago, five years ago? You did a parody jingle for our podcast. It was, um, what's the original song? Scary? It was we Them We Them boys? You did start up, start Up Brooklyn Boys? Right? You remember that? Right? So we're having an audio problem. We're recording the podcast us right now, and we can't play that to start the show, and and the show doesn't

sound right. So what I'm hoping is part of what we're doing right now is would you be able to just sing that start Up, start Up Brooklyn Boys twice and when I tell you too, so we can have that sound. Would you be able to do that for me? Yeah? All right, So I'm gonna give you a three to one and just I'm in the middle of a meeting about Hendrix project. Oh damn it, that's a big deal. All right, Well, you know I want I want to be part of that. I'll call you right back, call

me right back, and we'll be ready for you. All right, very good. He thinks he's gonna be doing it professionally. You didn't tell him that he's gonna be singing into us? No, no no, no, he knows, he knows, he knows. So um so that So that's my boy. He's working on a major Uh. Okay, he's the he's the guy who sings startup, start up. Yeah. So he also sings a lot of he doesn't like Jimmy Jingles, uh parodies anyway for the phone taps anyway. So he's working on a major,

a major movie deal. You may have here. He mentioned the name of the famous guitar player. But if you didn't hear it, I'm not gonna leave it that. But he he mentioned it very briefly. He's in a production meeting. So when he calls back, I'll tell him he's just gonna sing into the mic. I just need to sing. Remember last week we were talking about Diddy with his professional umbrella. Of course, remember that one. Okay, uh did you see this one? What Snoop has a professional blunt roller? No,

it's a woman. Yeah. She apparently rolls the best blunts and she I guess he pays her for it. So so I have so many questions. First of all, in order to roll blunts, don't you have to just licked the edges? And then I mean her spittle gets all over every one of the blunts that he's okay? Do you really think Snoop Dogg is a guy who's worried about germs? I mean, honestly, so apparently he was. He

was banging prostitutes for a while. He smokes. I mean, he shares joints with people, right, so when you do that, you're putting their spit from there on their mouth into your mouth. Yeah, so I want to get a different credit. Uh, it's it's his private it's her name, Mary Jane. Please tell me her name is Mary Jane. That would be great anyway, it's uh Mary Jane Roach. So uh what does it take? Do we want to? Uh see? I

knew a great Where is it? I don't know the name of the woman as I'm looking at the article. Come on, piranha P I R A n h A could that possibly be? Is it is it? Can you look at yet? She had a roll off with two other people to secure the kid. To secure the gig. So basically there was a competition of who could roll it best blunts and then um, she had a roll

off with sound engineer that works with Snoop. Snoop rolled the best blunts because she got it going on, that's right, she's pouring Sean don Yeah, she rolled the best weed because she got But I'm sad I did a parody that I changed it to blunt anyway, she said, Uh, it was between her and the sound Snoop sound engineer. I'm gonna go with he picked it was Hotter, who was also a cigar roller. Uh, and I smoked. I smoked the competition to say the least. So she's been

the blunt roller. Might so mightnt? My larger point was who makes more? Did he's umbrella holder or or snoops ub blunt roller? Well, how about this? I have I have a question for you. If you had to hire a ridiculous assistant other than someone who could fix your your your your your equipment, there that to be an engineer. Okay, so what would you want? What would you hire? If you had all the money, all that, hire a ridiculous assistant, what would they do for you? Ah? Do you have

one in mind. I'm thinking about it, Okay, I would maybe hire someone to pick scallions out of my food, the scallion picker, yeah, or the parsley picker. Parsley picker, Yeah, the parsley picker. Um, Peter, I would be it would be Peter, Peter, the parsley picker. I think I think I'd want somebody to Peter the parsley picker would pick a peck of parsley off on the top of my spaghetti. I want someone to carry me on their back. Who's Andre the Giants dead? By the way, did you see

why Andre the Giants trending? We'll get to that later. We'll talk about that later. That's fantastic. I gotta pick a good one now. Yeah. Ridiculous thing. Um you know restaurant booker. I know it, I know it, I want it. But that's not But that's a that's assistant. That's not people do. That's not Yeah, like if somebody, oh, you know what, I know what you can hire someone to do. I got what. They wake up early in the morning and they get a chaise lounge for you by the

pool and they put a towel on. That's all they do. They go on vacation with you, and they towel it, and then they get you a seat by the sparkler bottles like they would go in they win preemptively and hook you up everything you want. By now, all I want is accents. I don't care. I don't really needn't. I can't hire an access guy that's like a publicist. So what would they do for you? Because but I'm not that particular because at the end of the day,

I'm really not needy. I'm not that I got what if they stood behind you holding a bib so you didn't get food on your shirt when you ate, But I'm not a sloppy eater, so that wouldn't work. I got it. They stood next to you and when you spoke loudly, they sprayed air freshener. That would assume I have bed breath all the time. And by the way, I just came out of a clean got out of my dentist. Just now another clean bill of health? Uh, every six you got for my cleaning. You don't go

for a clean bill of health from the dentist. You go for a clean bill of teeth. And you told me and how to go, well, you told me you went, But how did it go? Um? No cavities. Once again, they didn't have much to clean on the teeth. They you know, she goes, oh, you must be spissing, and I'm like, actually I'm not. Although the videos you're trying on teagor bombshell, A major, major bombshell was dropped on me. Uh, when my dentist came in and he did a little

what what did you do? The dentist is the best because I feel like the cleaner of the teeth, the dental hygienist. They do all the dirty work. They do most of the heavy lifting. And then the dentist comes in, uh, you know, puts his hands on your your teeth whatever, does a little pick thing with a little mirror, you know, pokes out a few things, and then says, oh, you're good. And then he's the one that makes all the money.

Oh yeah, my guy comes in. He puts a gauze around my tongue, pulls it to the side, looks and he goes, huh, go to the left, pulls it to the right. You got you good? You gotta see it. Six months you've got that. You got that Brooklyn fluoride have you ever had a cavity? Oh yeah, yeah, I have, but not had a call. So I'm waiting for this congratulations by the way on that. But it's like, I

don't get why you would have a cavity. They say the water and where the area where we grew up in Brooklyn, there's so much fluoride in the water that people have strong teeth and very few cavities. You must have overcompensated with bad food like sugary. Probably. Well, no, I've never had a cavity. I will say this. Uh. Normally he just does that little hocus pocus touch you here, touch you there, see you later, boom out, Oh whoa, whoa, be careful what to touch you there? Upon the touch

you here? Yes, touch you there? No, that's my no go hole. You know what I'm saying. Uh. So he said to me, h oh, I hate to be the bearer of bad news. And I'm like what he goes You see that top left wisdom tooth their tooth number one. Oh, it's really starting to uh rub against tooth number two, and you know you want to keep tooth number two. So you probably within the next few months should get tooth number one. Your top left, Uh, whatever the hell

it is, Uh, wisdom tooth pulled out. So and he goes, said, while you're at it, pull out number sixteen, which is the top right one. I said, what what? What? Was there another wrong with that one? He goes, yeah, he goes, it's gonna be a problem. Eventually, he goes, they both see so with me, I had impacted wisdoms on the bottom,

so they were moved at an early age. But my top two wisdom teeth came in and they came in straight, and they were fine all these years until today, where he goes, yeah, that left one is already starting to kind of push against You don't want you don't want damage down the road, you'll lose all your teeth. You really should remove that, that wisdom tooth. So now I have to schedule voluntarily an appointment to have two teeth pulled that don't hurt and I'm not rotted and have

nothing wrong with them. Tough one, right, Brodie? I like that, He's He's like, yes, should probably get the second one taken out. Yeah, you like that. I gotta pay for my yacht. That's like when you go for to tires and they go you know, you're probably like a couple of months away. You probably should just change all four tires. I'm gonna ride those other two tires until they they've fallen off the car. Don't tell me like if I have, like if I have like six weeks left on my tires,

I'm gonna ride them for seven weeks. So like you should probably change. They go, oh, you need front brakes, but you know what, while you're at it, you should probably change the real brakes too. The rear brakes aren't bad. Yeah, but they don't have a lot of time left. That's all I need to He's he's giving me a preemptive You know, this is a preventative measure on both accounts because this other one is not done yet. But he goes, yeah, but you know what, it's it's hard to get up

there because this food gets stuck up there. The bone is withering away. You're gonna have problems. So so that one is more imminant, but it's not. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I got we got talent on the phone. Hold on, how aire, sir? You ready? I hold up the phone to the microphone, start up, Start up, Brooklyn Boys. Twice, I just want you to sing it like the acapella. How to record it is, yeah, yeah, like you did it last time. All right, let me

get the uh gotta get on my Mark Thompson. I gotta hear its acn mimic you. Oh, I can hear the original. All right. I got you on speaker phone, so I'm uh, you know, we can't play the actual song on the podcast, so I can't yep, okay, yep, pull that up. Man. The man's a musical gene. We are really piece of these things together today. That's what we have to do, is what we have to do when we have a podcast. When your system breaks down,

we can't play the audio. This is like I feel like we're at week one of the pandemic again all over again. If I if I, if I have to get nothing, if I have to get them, if I have to get the jingle singers to do our Boys podcast, I get them on the phone too. We can call us. Well, we have to take a break next, so we gotta do something. You know what. I may I may have the start Up Startup song on my computer. You don't have it on yours? Scary, Uh no, I have it.

I just can't import it. We'll just have him have him singing acapella, I guess, and then when we we gotta go. It's gonna take a minute, isn't it. No, no, no, hold on, Oh yeah, okay, he's listening to it in the background. Hold on, yeah, yeah, he used to listening along this good. This is this music that's happening live, said said. Start up, Yeah, start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys. Yep, start up, start up, Brooklyn ball. There you go, so

give me that. Give me that two times and we'll let you go for enjoy the rest of your day whenever you're ready, all right, start up Brooklyn Boys, start up, start up, start up, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys. They making news. Start up, start up, Brooklyn Bulls. Yeah, give me one, give me one. Start up, start up. They're making noise. Start up, start up, they're making no There you go. Thank you, sir, you are the best. That was fantastic, Thank you, love you. We thought about it. I know

what I want. I wanted instant jingles, Jaco guys to follow me around. Let me tell you something. My life we don't have. We don't have normal lives. I just called up a guy to him sing our opening jingle Lives. I was about to say, let's hold up a mirror to what is just went on in the past ten minutes. What the fund is happening? All right, we'll take another break. Yeah, and the Brook Glynn Boys podcast. We will be right back and now we're back. Yeah that works. Oh man,

this is all this will go down. This is fantastic. You know, we're making fun of the other podcast. How jankety of our podcast we just did. The other podcast wouldn't allow it, That was my point earlier. They wouldn't allow it. They would they would wait. They would be like, oh, we're just gonna postpone recording until have the proper levels of the proper the sound effects. Can't you know? We just we just go, we go, here, we go? Is that what we do? Yeah? All right, so let me

see if oh you know what I probably have Sam? Sam? Is uh is avoiding me? Is she avoiding you? Yeah? Oh? Wait? Oh wait oh did I miss her call? Might have Mr call Um? Well she read she left me on red that bitch. I'll be nice, Sam. She didn't even respond. I said, Hey, she knew we were gonna talk on the podcast. I said Brooklyn Boys calling and she said can you I said, can you talk? She left me on Red Come on Sam in the meantime, do I

sound good by the way you sound amazing? Well, I want to shout out to uh Camille own or I think that's her name. So she uh. She did an instant story and she said all she did was she tagged me and wrote net knucks neck nuts sounding sexy. So I wrote back, who like huh? And she said, I'm referring to your voice. On episode two thirty one, David Brody sounded as smooth and sexy as Vlore on a track suit, which is an outstanding compliment. So there you go. My voice sounds as sexy as Vlure on

the track suit. Wow. I'm kind of jealous at that. It does. Mine doesn't mind, not so much. Wow. How about that? Um, I got scambonied and I'm sure I'm not the only one, and I'm and I made a big deal of it on the radio. And I've yet to hear back from this company. And I don't know what you would do in this case, Brodie, But I'm going to Halloween party, okay on Saturday. Well, my girlfriend Robin did I tell you that what my costume was gonna be. I told you I previewed some someones that

we're gonna fail. Right, but um we like she wanted what what are you doing? What are you doing? Brodie? Were past? No? No, I was looking for the jingles and I was like, oh, don't you don't even need to find them anymore. We have the really, the real single, the real singer's done. I was looking for me. I was looking for the the jingle singers for the bumps.

So first Robin wanted us to go as uh, you know, Beauty and the Beastie Boy, which wasn't great because it was like a thirty year old reference that no one is gonna understand well and I don't know which is all. And she gets to dress up as a princess though, but that's that's the thing, because she's going as a beastie boy and you're going as the princess. So then she's like, oh, let's go as ice Capades. The funk I'm getting into a body suit. No way an ice

capades couple. Like she wants couple's costumes. Gotta do the couple's costume because we never can't lift her can't you This is ridiculous. You know, I can't lift my own stomach. That would be like trying to squeeze like sausage into a casing, trying to get me into a bond ice capage. Can you imagine that? And of course she's like a twig,

so it's good for her, right. This is the equivalent of a posting a picture on Instagram and only caring about what you look like and nothing and everybody else looks like shit. Like great, that's like the Hey, let's do this couple's costume. Okay, yeah, let's let's how am I gonna look? How's that gonna work out for me? Why don't you? Why don't you let her go with her original costume and then you go as a figure

skater and go as like Beauty and the Beef. Okay, so we finally agree on the mad Hatter and chest your cat. So last week I ordered which is Who's Who's who ave Hello? I'm the mad Hatter. She's to chest your cat. She gets to be a sexy cat with stripes. Come on, are you a sexy hatter? Oh? I'm a mad hatter? By by the way, IV, why couldn't she you mean the cat and she beat the mad hatter. That'd be funnier, funnier, yes, but what's again, Am I getting into a body suit? No, I'm paid

to see it. You meet dressed as a cat. Give me a break anyway. So we found these cute costumes online. We go to this website. She goes to the other website to buy hers, and then I said, all right, fuck it, rush delivery. It says you'll have it too. It's his delivery in two business days, so I order it by it. They hit my credit card for some stupid amount of money. Stop. This was last Friday. Okay, it's down Thursday yesterday. I'm like, um, where's that email?

Was the ship? So I got someone on the phone and they're like, oh, yeah, um about that, about that costume and only drive to Staten Island and pick it up. If it only was that easy, I would there on the other side of the country. This place is on the other side of the planet. So I said, well, what's the going on here? I paid for two day delivery. You know what that motherfucker tells me? He said, oh, that means after it ships, don't you get it in two days? We're gonna take a month to ship it. Yes,

it's a scam body. Oh no, yes, yes it hasn't shipped, so I think they got my nuts and advice right now. Wait a minute, Today's Thursday? Are you going to uh? Are you doing hollow weekends? Saturday? Yes? Got a party Saturday. If it's ships today, you would get it Saturday, right, But I'm waiting an email. I'm oh, you got fucked. Hey, you want to drive to my house and go as uh as the customer? I'm selling a couple of customs.

You what do you have? You have the mad fatter that's right from your old school days, or you can go as chest your fat son of a bit money my old school days. I've never weighed as much as you've weighed relatively to now. You lost weight. You look great. I'm although you haven't seen me since the Brooklyn Boys meet up. That's like almost two months now. Have you been meeting down? No, I'm I'm at the same weight. I'm just saying we haven't seen each other. We need

to plan at dinner or something. We were gonna go to the Mets playoff games together, but that didn't last very long. How did that workout for us, don't I was waiting for we wait for the next round. Still other way, speaking of sports, somebody I was talking, uh fantasy football on Twitter. I'll pull up the account. Don't mean this topic so quickly. Now I'll get back to it. I'm getting my money back on this or what I mean? No, No, you're gonna happen. You're gonna have to get Brody to

get you your money back. Are they in the right because because they said two dollars to two day delivery, and I was supposed to interpret that as, oh, this is a big scamboni, big scamponi that's like you know what they have may have they may have ordered it on wish to come from China, and so they're gonna take like a month to get it and then when

they get it, they'll ship it. It's actually a uputable website that's registered with the best It's by the way, the Better Business Bureau is not what you think it is. I'm not gonna get into it, but go ahead and google the Better Business Bureau. It's not a government agency. Whatever it is. This this company is Sexy Lingerie dot com and they they suck. I'm shuld they do fucking suck Based on the name of the website, they fucking suck. But no, but they really do. Don't order anything from

them because you can't get anyone on the phone. You can only write to them. And then when you finally do get somebody on the phone, it's it's somebody who can't help you, and they are They've actually destroyed my my Halloween. And now I have to go searching for a costume. And I guess I gotta get my money back because I don't need this costume. What the hell am I gonna use this costume for? When it comes on novemb What would you like to go as uh Luke Skywalker from uh The Last Jedi? Yeah, well I

come over my house. If you'd like to go as Nigan or Rick from The Walking Dead, come over my house. Yes, if you'd like to go as the Mandalorian, come over my house. That requires some work. Well, there's no tolls. I'm telling you. I got all the costumes here. I gotta I gotta bucket full of costumes. It will be Looke Skywalker and the cheshire Cat. That's it. That work all right, Listen, beggars can't be choosers. But what am I doing with this company? They really screwed me. They

stay fucking They do this to everybody. I'm not the only one I know it, and they have to have angry loads of angry people because it doesn't say or like maybe it wasn't clear to me, but to me, you place an order, it goes out for shipment within a day or two, that's it. Maybe given forty years. You imagine going to a restaurant and it says hot food prepared, you know, hot food brought to your table.

But then you go there to eat and they're like, yeah, once we make it, but we're not making it today exactly, Lee, I mean, I get it. It's Friday afternoon. Worst case scenario, you send the ship out on Wednesday, it gets to me by Friday. For today's Thursday. It's been it's been a full five business days and it still hasn't shipped.

That means if I don't get an email in the coming hours, it's not gonna get it here until not only not only did you funk yourself, you fucked you fucked your I didn't say your fucked your girlfriend, but you're screwed out over you're screwed her over because yeah, exactly you fuck let me do it. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. It was a commercial breaks that was get your truck on a cat scale. You see what I did there. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Anyway, moving on,

should I pull up the jingles? I could pull up the jingle? It's too late for that, all right, too late to apologize, too late to apologize, apologize, pologize, apologize. Uh, what's going on? Well? I wanted to talk about the ship problem I had yesterday. So, by the way, this is the reason why we couldn't do the podcast on this is. This is Corona, this is It's all on

you while it was all on me. And thankfully it's not what happened because you said, you know what, I'm so angry right now, let's just see it for the podcast. So here I am okay later, still wondering what the funk happened to you? Yes, So in my basement, I have a washer and dryer, and I have a sink right next to the washing machine that the water empties into. But also if like you want to clean something gross,

it's like a work sink. But it also is where the washing machine drains into Okay, that makes sense, but it's not like the whole that's not like the pipe is hooked into the pipe. The water comes out of a tube from the back of the washing machine, and it's like hungover and it shoots the water down into the sink. It's the way the house was when I bought it. We never like I wanted to pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars to fix it another way. Anyway,

So that's that's that's I want you to paint. Paint the picture. So I put the laundry and I hit I hit the wash button and whatever. I go to walk my dogs, and I was walking one of them, okay, um, the other two had already been out, and the the other one is by the door and he's like, I gotta go out. I gotta go out. So I have a deck right off my dining room and then a little couple of steps down in my backyard. Now it's been raining in New York, New Jersey NonStop for like six days. Right, scary,

It's like everything's much, it's terrible. Finally the sun finally came out yesterday. Right. Plus there's leaves everywhere because the tree. I have trees all over my you know, my backyard, so this leaves all over my deck, all over the backyard. So my dog, by the way, when I'm gonna tell you a scamboni, my dog was recently groomed. One of my dogs. The third one was groomed separately because I thought it doesn't matter. And so I don't want him to go out in the backyard or out to walk

him out front because there'll be muddy. So I let him go on the deck, because you all you need to do is pee on my on my wood deck. Who cares? This rain? It's water? Who cares? So the dog goes out and peas and you know, I assumed, walks around the deck. I turned my back to go in the kitchen for a second, and the dog comes back inside and I closed the door. No problem. Uh, then the dog, the dog has to go out again.

So let the dog go out, and he's he's acting weird, and I'm pretty sure he pooped, but I can't find it. So I I go out to look to see if he pooped because I gotta clean it up if he pooped, and I don't, I don't see it. It's I'm like, I don't see the poop whatever. I go back in the house and I go to get my laptop, which I keep next to the couch, and I sit down on the couch and I go to grab my laptop and set it up for the podcast, and I smell

something really bad. I can't what why is it smelling? Ship? And I looked down and his leaves tracked into my house from the from the deck door through my dining room into my living room where I have brown carpeting, and right where my feet are by my couch, I have mushed poop chunks into the carpet. There's now ship onto my shoe and even and just mushed into the carpet because it was on the bottom of my shoe.

I must have stepped in it when I went out on the deck to fuck and I and I then I had to like tell Percy that my dog that was that was I guess the only dog that was there. That two dogs were upstairs. I was like, I'm not yelling at you, I'm not yelling like he was getting scared, right, So he was like, I was like, you didn't doing wrong. So I quickly take my shoes off and I'm, I'm I have to run downstairs to the slop sink on

the washing machine. So so I have to clean out the chunks of poop out of my sneak, the sneaker nooks and crannies, right hashtag chunks of poop and so uh so I'm I turned the water on, uh this pigot, and it's shooting out the falcet hot hot, hot water, and it's blasting the poop chunks off of my shook

off my sneaker into the sink. Okay, but but they're big chunks of poop and they're not going down the drain, so the water hold on the water is rising slowly as I'm blasting the water to the bottom of my sneaker, all the while being careful not to get the sneakers wet on the sides. So I'm it's like it's blasting the water. The water is spraying everywhere. I don't want to get it sprayed near me because it's like it's poop water at this point, right. Okay, So the water

fills up in the sink. It's about a third fold by the time I get the sneakers clean, and you can see the poop floating. But I can see the water is slowly draining from the sink because the only way to get around that, I have a hand plunger, little yellow hand plunge shapers on this carpet. A lot of ships. I stepped a big amount of ship and

there's also ships. The ship's in my sneaker, so you have to get the So I'm using like a spatula, like a like a putty, like a spackle spatula to like chip it out of the a's anyway, So the ship pieces, the poop chunks are in the drain and the water. So what I figured was when the water by the way, Uh, when the water. I'll never have a barbecue at your house and order a burger. What is the burger? The burgers on my deck? I have a grill. What are you talking about, because you have

I don't want that spatula. No, it's not a spatule. It's what you would spray spack along like a like a putty knife kind of thing. No, I would not my grill spatually douche anyway. We'll ever touch food, right, No, no, no, no, These are tools in my basement on my pegboard so I get all the ship out and the sink is like a third full. Okay, but it's got the floaty

is in it. But it's draining slowly, So I'm like, all right, great, when it's fully drained slowly, I'll put a plastic bag in my hand and I'll i'll either mush the poop or I'll pick it up and throw it in the garbage whatever it's But I can't reach into the sink now, right, because it's got the floaters. It's like reaching into a toilet's gross, right, Okay, So now I'm walking around the house in my socks trying

to avoid stepping in the poop that I've tracked. So I start spraying the carpet with the door cleaning stuff to get the poop chunks out of the carpet. All of a sudden, I hear my washing machine empty because it finished her in cycle. Well, when the washing machine empty's wet is an empty scary into your drain, into my drain that's already a third full, and the washing machine fills it up like point eight. So I'm like, oh, ship,

it's gonna overflow. So I run down I run downstairs, and the sink is overflowing on over the sink onto the carpet, so I I run. I run to the sink, and of course the flow is wet and I'm in socks. So now I get I get the poop water into my socks. So I can't take my socks off because then I'll be barefoot in the poop water. So I have to grab I have at this point grab the yellow little hand plunger and stick my arm into the poop water and plunch into the sink to get it

to go down. So now I've got the wet socks. I don't want to touch them because they're poop watered. I'm I'm beside myself with disgust. So I have to put fans, have two fans in the basement. I have to put the fans on the floor. I have um a husky water what do you call those things? Like a wet vac. I'm sucking the water up in the wet fac. Now now I have to pour the water out, but it's poop water in the wet back. It's just

a nightmare. The water ship water is coming out of the wet fac when important where else am I gonna pour it. It was a nightmare. So that's one problem. We got the next, we got the next. But you're you're literally recycled dirty ship water all over your basement now right, Well I had to I had to, Yeah, so I had to throw down soapy water and then suck it up with the wet fact then I had to go to my living room and get all the

brown poop out of my brown carpeting. And I don't know where it all is because I walked across the carpeting. So I tried my best to track my movements. Stanley Steamer to the rest. It's it's Stanley, No Cleveland Steamer, Cleveland Steamer. If you don't know what a Cleveland Steamer is, don't google that. So that was that was why the podcast was delayed to day. And I think I got

the stink out. Well that was my next question. And only somebody a third party can really you know, I could really could really detect what the story is if it really smells, You're not because you're not gonna because you've been living inside your house. So I would have to come in from the outside in the middle of nowhere and be like, uh, just start smelling inside your house like and get a fresh take. Yeah, so uh yeah.

So I also, when we get a later in the podcast, I'll tell you about how I stunk up my car and my house on a different time this week also and couldn't figure out what I did. And when I tell you what I did, you'd be like, what, you are an asshole? Because that's what my wife said to me, you are an asshole. So I will I will tell you that later on later on after right after this, we're back Brooklyn Boys. Oh we didn't do it the

brook Boys podcast. Oh my god. Um, you know, I don't know how many sushi eaters we have out there? Is that code? It's not code. I'm being straight up with you. This is okay, So ladies, we weren't talking about man whatever the real sushi like actual note not metaphor not not not a euphemism. Rather, Um, I eat stuff they serve at sushi restaurants if it's cooked like I like the cook shrimp on the rice. But I don't like you together. I need you to get your

googler ready, all right. In a second, I was watching a TikTok video which was no hold on, no, no, it was inside edition on tiktoo and they now put their stuff on TikTok. Very wise of them to do that. Okay, So they were doing the story, an investigative report on sushi and what's really in it? Now when it come across, well, when you cut, it's been said and run week since you looked at me, it's been rumored that ye specifically white tuna, which is which you don't usually get all

the time. It's either tuna if you see tuna, or or spicy tuna, not what we're talking about. That's the red stuff. Are they getting their tuna from subway? The red stuff? So so white tuna appears white literally white, and or it's not it's not even the album cor tuna that you're getting in the can. It's not that it's white. It's a piece of white tuna that were

pretty white tuna. And it's expensive bino tuna when you see Okay, so rule of thumb nine, I'm eating a thumb nine out of ten times when you see the words white tuna on the menu or topped with white tuna in a roll, Nope, worse, it's escolar. Google well google it. Escal r is called the x lax fish it is, I swear to God, it is cheap, it is indigestible, it's got a waxy feel to it. It's banned in Italy and another country it's banned. It literally banned.

So and so. If chances are, if you're going to even a decent sushi restaurant, you're probably and you it's his white tuna, also known as oil fish. Don't order it, um, it's not good for you. The exceptions to the rule are like, maybe you go to Nobu, one of these top notch sushi spots. Then you're getting the real deal, and you're paying through the nose for it because it's expensive. But chances are, if you go to everyday, run of the mill sushi spot and it says white tuna, don't

get it because it's escalar. It says it's delicious, but says escalar is a type of snake mackerel, sometimes under the name butterfish that sounds nice. Sushi restaurants occasionally serve it as super white tuna or king tuna. The problem with escalar cannot metabolize the wax esters naturally found in its diet. These esthers are called jiptuxin. That is what gives the flesh of escal arts oily texture, and it

will have downside or less. They can cause gastro and testinal problems and frankly and bluntly specific and I'm sorry for this. It says in the story I'm reading on the kitchen noe dot com the consumption of escala causes explosive, oily orange diarrhea does the worst kind and you get some orange roughie in the toilet. Oh so no, wait a minute, if I eat booberry, well I have mets blue and orange poop and fit it together. So so

here's the best part. So so they're doing reports and they go they go undercover and to a bunch of sushi spots and that they send it inside edition sends it to the labs, is what it sounds like, right, Well, they send it to the lab and sure enough, places like Noo and that the high end restaurants, the white

tuna is indeed white tuna. Um. So they go back to the places that we're serving escalar as white tuna, and they get the typical reporter with the mike in the middle of the afternoon as they're getting the a sushi delivery at the side door and they go up to this one restaurant and he's like, uh, hey, sir, could you tell me, why is it that you guys serve white tuna and you you call it white tuna, but it's really escalar. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about. It's it's white tuna. No, no, no, no, it's escalar. You guys getting a delivery right here? Yes, I see is this escalar that's coming in. No, no, it's white tuna. This is white too. Here. You don't believe me, The guy tries to call her, bloof, you

don't believe me. Here, look at the invoice. She the invoice, so so she she takes the piece of paper and she's reading down the itemized packing list of what's there, and she goes it says it right here, escalar, you're serving escalar. And he grabs the paper and runs inside and slams the door on her. Wow, it's okay. So so this person says on this article, I personally know someone who in escalar steak one night, unaware of its side effects. The next day he was writing, the elevator

to his office went out of nowhere. Has bowels unleashed a surprise attack on his pants, so I'm pretty sure. But they said that people call it the orlestra fish, it says the Japanese and Italian government have banned the importation and sale of escalar for this reason. Japanese, you know, Japan is obviously where they where sushi comes from. They don't allow it to be sold. The governments of Canada, Sweden, and Denmark require that all escalar come with warning labels.

The FDA lifted the escalar ban because the fish is non toxic. Sure it causes embarrassing things, but it won't hurt or kill you, uh, it says America. It says f d A said that, okay, but but that the FDA is to keep you from dying as long as you know it's gonna give you the ships. It says. In spite of this, escalar is indeed very buttery and delicious and should be enjoyed, but never in portions larger than six ounces. Portions below six ounces will not cause

gastro intestinal distress. How about that? How about that it's still maybe my dog had escalar. Maybe that it's pretty cheap and it's pretty awful, and I wonder if dog Food has it. Thank you Inside Edition for that. I was fascinating by that story. I brought it soon to be outside edition really like I said before, exactly, I brought it to the morning show and we uh we talked about it for a little for a minute anyway. Anyway. But but but that's neither here nor son to you.

So we're gonna call this podcast white white poop, brown poop, red poop, blue poop, No, no poop. We gotta come up with two other poops we can. We have to tile the episode white poop, range poop. Ah, that's gonna be the title. Don't If it's not, I'll go in the system and change it. I'm gonna fight you. Yeah, you'll lose chest your cat. Okay, So can I tell you how I stunk up everything? Another time? Another? Wow, we're just staying on this ship topic, aren't we. No,

it's not ship. I promised not ship. So, uh, my wife picked up some um food she went shopping for my daughter. I didn't. He was traded Joe's the Whole Foods. You know. My daughter's pegan vegetarian, that one right, So she mostly eats vegan food. Occasional like occasional shrimp. Don't listen to episode. No, my daughter is not an asshole, absolutely not, okay, and that might not have been. She knows whatever it was. I love, I know, I know. Okay.

So my wife says, oh, I'm coming straight from work. I was gonna meet her at a restaurant. Uh. So when I get to her says, oh, I have a bag of food for for our daughter. Uh. You know, you'll bring it home. I'm going out tonight. She was going out with a friend for drinks after we had dinner. So I was like, oh, yeah, I go out with your friend and I'll bring the food home whatever. Okay. So I bring the food home and it had you know those white bags. Uh. You freeze them and then

you put them in with food to keep them cold. Okay. So I get home, I have those little little bag and my wife says to me, I'm gonna She said, oh, um, I need the bag back. It's I borrowed it from someone from work. I was like, okay, um, and she says, I I also barred the ice pack the ice packs from work. So let me have the ice pack back. Um, you know at some point okay, not a problem. I said, Uh, when I meet you at your office in two days, I'll bring it. This way, you don't have to worry

about you know, I'll bring it. You don't have to worry about remembering it, you know, in the morning, right, I'll bring the ice pack. So I unpack and it's like one of those blue ice packs, like it's a blue thing you filled with water and it's frozen. And I and these two white bags that are you know, the bags you freeze. So I take the food out, I put it in the refrigerator from my daughter, and

I put the blue um that. Yeah, I put the blue thing in the drain rack, and I put the two white bags in the drain wreck that I have no room in my freezer, and there's no reason to refreeze them. They'll freeze them when my wife takes him to the office. Whatever. Right, So two days later, I said, you know, my my kitchen is smelling. I can't figure out why the kitchen is smelling. I can't figure it out. And so my wife says, something smells. You should change

the garbage. There's a guy. I'll change the garbage. You know, don't want to go to work I'll figure out what's smelling, no problem, And I said, I'll see you later at the office. I meet you later for you know whatever. So the house is just I can't figure what's smelling in the house. So I I go about my business. I take the blue ice pack in the two white ice bags into right. No, no, this a few days before.

And I put the two white ice packed bags and the blue frozen water thing into a little little, uh shopping bag, and I put them in my car. And I'm I'm running errands before I go to my wife's office, and my car is smelling. Go what why does my car smell like the kitchen. I'm checking my shoes. I can't cannot figure out my cart stinks. Stinks is awful smell. So I'm looking under the seats. I can't figure out what.

So there's an old pair of sneakers and in the back of my car that my one of my youngest daughter left in the back seat. So I like, maybe the sneakers stink, so I spray them with a breeze um you know, but uh, you know, beat that doesn't help. So I get to I get to my wife's office and I give her the shopping bag, and I said, here you go, and um, you know, I'm gonna run some errands nearby where she works and i'll see you tonight.

She's yeah, right. Two minutes later, she comes out as I'm walking to the car, she goes, you're an idiot. So what are you talking about? She said, you ought me back the ice bags, right, the ice packs. Yeah, you said they belonged from your office. I brought it back. I brought them back. She was, yeah, the blue one is from my office. Those white bags aren't ice bags. So we're talking about what I said, where have they been that the kitchen smells, like, what are you talking about?

They were in the drain rack. You probably didn't notice them because they were dishes in the drain rack. She said, yeah, these bags were for your daughter. Dumbass. I said, what do you mean? She said, there there were bags of frozen cauliflower fried rice. That's why that's why the house smells like cauliflower, like awfull cauliflower fart, because it was sitting in the kitchen for two days on refrigerator. And that's why your car stinks and scary. It's five days later.

My car still stinks. I can't get the cauliflowers smell out my defense, they looked like the white bags, the freezer bag. Well that those are his vegetables and they live off I go, didn't you see them in the drain racks? Is? Why would I look in the drain rack? Why would you put them in the drain rack? But it's you. My daughter's mad at me. I wasted her cauliflower fried rice. My wife's annoyed because the kitchen still has a smell days later, and my cost thinks she

won't get in the car. So between the ship and the cauliflower, I've had quite distinctly, you really have. Um, I'm I'm a little disturbed by people who look like celebrities. You're talking about me that then try and lean into it and look more like the celebrity. Earlier in the week, there was that woman who, uh you know, she looks like Taylor Swift. She's all over TikTok, she makes money off of it, she does celebrity impressions. She looks this

is woman, I forgot her name. She's famous, she's the most she She looks more that famous. She looks more like Taylor Swift and Taylor Swift does google her real quick anyway, she walks down the street and she does her hair like Taylor, her lipstick is exactly the same, she dresses like her. She does everything in her power to make herself look exactly like Taylor. So Wohl people find her like this guy. I was like, oh my god, Teller starts hugging and kissing her on the street. But

it's not obviously not Taylor. But okay, so but hold on, that's not that she's got Taylor's pushed up. No, that's not the argument. That's not the argument. The argument is unless you're a celebrity impressionist that you're trying to go and make some money, and that's your side hustle and that's what you and weddings, that's fine, But in everyday life,

you gotta have something wrong with you. Why the funk would you lean into looking more like a celebrity doing everything you can, Like you wouldn't normally have a goatee, but you're gonna grow a goatee because that would make you look more like a celebrity because people that are like eight percent way he don't want to go all in. I think that's that's creepy as I have a problem

with that. I have a problem with it. If you're if you okay, if you're trying to be tailor swift on tick right, you want to look like hard because that you make money. That I get. But if you're if you're just some girl who happens to look like a celebrity or buy and you start wearing flannel shirts because he does, or then it's like single white female kind of thing. No, then you're then you're a loser. Well that's what I'm saying. Well that's what she's pretty

much doing. Wait a minute, like her pretty much? Do they? They? They're like the way there, Oh, I'm watching her TikTok montage, some of them with the glasses of the makeup and you want you listen, you're if that makes her insta famous or TikTok famous, great, so be it. However, you're going out in public every day and she's built like her. Yeah, they want to hair like her. You wanna with the

glasses in the hat. It's uncanny. Yeah, But like it's almost like you're asking you, you're what are you trying to do here? You're trying to emulate the person, So badly. You want to Why don't you have your own individuality and be yourself? Yeah, because she's gonna get the Taylor's gonna want to meet her. Taylor's gonna do a video. What the hell is that Taylor is gonna do some? Is that you or me? Not me? Hold on, I got nothing going on here. I can hear something in

the background. Yeah, they started playing videos on the website. I was on. You know, maybe Taylor puts her like an adoptel gang er video. You know, maybe Taylor write this song about your my my evil twin or something and the girl makes money off it. Woman, so every day and I'm I'm not just every day. No, I

don't want to single her out. But we know that there are people out there that look like celebrities and they have been famous examples before I forgot who had a lot some people Michael Jackson impersonators always, but people that look like them and they just then they start to become them. And yeah, I get a lot of Ryan Reynolds comparisons when I go out to me, I'm

Tom Cruise. Yeah, well you have the height, so yeah, so seriously, you do your you do your own stunts, right, yeah, yeah, but you know, I just wanted to point it out because you know, you could say what you want, like, oh, you know, you guys are overreacting, But I think it's a you have a couple of screwls loose if you you know, let's say you don't like to have bangs, but the celebrity has bangs, Like I'm gonna get bangs because celebrity has bangs because I want to look that

much more like that person. I don't know, just a little weird to me. Something I thought i'd bring up because I can, because we got a podcast. Let's see. I can't believe this visitor gave us a tour of Taylor's old department. Oh yeah, so so that she got to They thought it was Taylor, so they invited her in to see her old apartment. It's hilarious on Cornelia Street. Corneli Street in the village. That's hilarious. But apparently Taylor liked one of her posts, like the real Taylor liked

her post Listen, that's fine. Halloween's a go. Robin dressed up as j Lo in the green uh the green uh slinky number that she came to the Grammy's with that one year, and she looked like her. She looked great, and j Lo repurposed it and did a whole montage and she made Robin part of the montage. She she saw it, she liked it, and she uh included her in in the best j Lo Impressions that year. That's

one thing. That's one night a year. That's Halloween. You know, that's not a life like I'm gonna shave my head bald because I look like Howie Mandel and I want to really look like Howie Mandel. That's weird. I don't know that. Yeah, he started like, yeah, how he made Are you gonna look like somebody looking like Taylor Swift? Is okay, Howe Mandel. Nothing against Howie, and I think you gotta you know that's your claim to fame. You're not building as high as the Taylor Swift girl. Well

that's all I got for this week. We know what we would bring the song in right here, but unfortunately we don't have the song. Once again, let's rewint this podcast. Wait a minute, Wait a minut, wait a minute, wait, and I just thought of something. I just thought of something. You and I sing the the Brooklyn Boys song. Yeah, Well, let's see if I have it. Well, actually, you and

I could do it. Do it live? Don't I have the Brooklyn Boys, I have come through my computer because it's got to come to your computer first to get to me. Not if I put the mic up to the speaker. I mean that's jankety, but okay janketty. Well no, I you know what. We can just sing it? Yeah, Or I could play baseball in Brooklyn, which which you We did a song with the Brooklyn Cyclones, same same parody, not not not the same effect. Oh, you know what

I could do? I have an idea on hold On. Now, I can go to the end of an episode on my computer, an old episode of ours. Hold On. Still can't play it? Still won't. I won't hear it. Okay, hold On, not gonna happen. I can't hear it. But if I take it off, you can't hear it on your on your phone. I could hear it, but that's about it. No. If I if I take my headphones off and put him up to the speaker, that would work. Hold On, I got an idea. We'd like to thank

Sam the producer, for not calling in today. She was supposed to can not hear it. You know why I didn't even play it? Yeah, you tell me you can't hear it. Wasn't ready, so that's why I can't hear it. Play it, Yeah, you're the worst. No, I'm not playing it now. No play Dick, No, no, no, no, I'm not gonna do Why don't you play it? No? Because I don't have it. All right, we'll see you next week. Goodbye, the boys from Brooklyn, Brooklyn,