#225: Rim Tin Tin Job

a little surprised by. What did I say? Thank you? No, no, you you had me drive around a different way to your house where I came out about a quarter of a block away from your entrance, and I said, no, I'll drive you around. You said, no, Man, I'm good. I appreciate the lift home. I said, no, I'll drive you. Goes Hey. I still love you. I love you man. You don't have to drive me. So I appreciate that. God, and I love you man at you it's not quite not quite as a man, but it was. I love

you man, I love you man, my man. I love you man, my man. But no, you know, if you think about it, you you did me a huge favor by taking me home, and and I didn't need you to go loop around again and drop me in front of my door. It's okay that I walk a couple of steps. Plus aren't we always talking about how I need to get more exercise? Oh? Hell yeah? So that was it? Like goes a long way, man, It adds up every step, adds up every step. That's right. You

do you measure your steps? Uh? No, No, I don't take enough to measure them. They say you need ten thousand steps a day to be doing something healthy with yourself, like to be making a difference ten thousand steps a day. And of course most people have wearable devices at this point, whether it be your phone in your pocket or your

watches or whatever, that measure automatically measure your steps. And I'm embarrassed on most days to go take a look to see how many steps I've recorded, because I know that it's less than two thousand. Oh I I ventured to guess whatever the distances from the garage where we park to the front of the radio station, whatever that is both ways. That's about all I walk. I do a lot of sitting. I do a lot of driving. If that was if you could have like a Google

Apple watch that track just sit times, that would be great. Yeah, I'd be the winner in that category. I do a lot of standing around in one place, that doesn't count as a step. Um, I take elevators not today though you didn't you didn't stand today. Whether you're sitting or standing, it doesn't really count as a step, And neither does you know, taking an elevator or an escalator. No, but if you're standing, you can lift your legs, you can rock back and forth, you can walk a little to

the last, walk a little bit. You can get a standing for four hours in the studio, I guarantee you get at least thirty forty steps, a little back and forth. Imagine how much weight I would lose if I march in place for four hours during the morning show those count of steps. Yeah, but you you'd you'd start off picking your feet up really high, and then by the end of like the second day, you'd be lifting him off the ground barely. And then you'd just be shuffling.

You'd be like moon walking. I'd be able to trick trick my phone if I do a little like a little moon shuffle there, like little little mini baby steps. Does that kind of steps? I could see you buying a pendulum, you know those balls that click into each other. Yes, I could see you putting putting your watch on one of the balls and having it swing back and forth. I know it would throw it off, but you know

what I'm saying, like a swing, Yeah, you know. And I have a small apartment, so I don't take many steps from my bed to my shower, to my kitchen to my door. So yeah, I'm stop fucked. I don't I don't have. You know, pretty soon we're gonna be faced with doing I guess, a little bit more walking, I guess, because when we move, we move offices. We got the memo today from our boss, the big Boss, that this is gonna become a reality. I never thought it was gonna be real until I saw it on

paper in an email. And now a company wide email went out that the move is gonna happen and they're giving us concrete dates. Well, this is this is our third move. Yeah, from from where we both started. We moved from the old original studios that were built in the eighties. Then we moved in two really nice studios with a view of Manhattan from right on the water in Jersey. And then we moved in two thousand eight, so that studio, the first studio, which which lasted sixteen years,

that was the Caucus studio. Then the second studio lasted nine years, which seemed like a long time at that time. Lasted nine years, and we've been in this studio. It'll be fourteen and a half years. Wow, that we're in this studio. Well, I'm gonna miss it because I love downtown living. I love the downtown Manhattan. It's almost like most people would say that it doesn't even feel like

what you know Manhattan to be. A lot of people have this idea of Manattan if you even if you don't if you come here once every three or four years, the hustle and bustle at the Times Square and all that, we don't get that. Where we are right now, we're very lucky. We feel like it feels like we're in the outer Borough. In fact, if you walk two blocks, you're on tree lined streets again, and it's like you could be in Queens where we got a little bit of hustle but not a lot of bustle. But we're

moving to midtown. We're moving to the hustle in the bustle. Yeah, we have to switch tunnels. We've been going through the Holland Tunnel for many, many years, and now we're gonna be going through the Lincoln Tunnel, which is uptown Midtown. It's almost like, uh, it's almost like divorcing your wife and getting a new one. It's gonna be weird because you're gonna be in a new tunnel. I don't know where you you live, slices where you know, wherever you are.

But our city, New York, Manhattan was built in the eight hundreds, a lot of it. And the Holland Tunnel I believe was built don't tweet me about it, but late eighteen hundreds, maybe right at the end of the eighteen hundreds, and it was originally built for horses and carriages. So there's only two lanes, two lanes in each direction, which is not a lot for the you know, arguably the biggest city in the world, the most crowded, one of the most crowded cities, and we need like four

lanes is too. So the Lincoln Tunnel in Midtown, which we're gonna switch to, has a lot more tubes, there's more entryways, there's more lanes, and yet it's still packed all the time. There's no way around it. But the tunnel we go through what a ship show most of the time. If you don't get out of Manhattan by one o'clock, you're dead. You're not getting out. But the one thing that I'll tell you is it's so much closer. I would rather put up with this every single day

for the rest of my career. That you have to go where we're gonna be going now, it's gonna it's gonna murder. It's murder. It's gonna add halfte yeah, half hour to mind too, maybe twenty minutes minutes. That's what I'll traffic. That's what i'll traffic. That's in the morning, that's at four thirty in the morning when we're driving. Well, I looked it up and I'm looking at maps, and I can tell you that it's still the same. It

actually is much easier. On paper. It looks like the shortest point Wait, what do they say, the shortest point between the short in the straight line. So if you do that, we should be going through the same Holland Tunnel and not using the Laked tunnel because it's gonna only add time, at least for me, I have ways around it. Well whatever, yeah, anyway, don't that you you know what they should have asked us what we thought, but they did not know. Hey, Brooklyn boys, what should

the company move to? Well, you know, hundreds of employees, you know, keep it where it is would have been good. Okay with that. So if you've ever been through a big move in your company, would you have to pack up boxes and label everything and hope everything shows opt to unpack it and get this? We saw the memo, So not us because you know, we have studios and we have we have desks by the studios. Everybody else

got the memo. They're not gonna have death asks. No, they're gonna and they make move to a reservation system. But for now, it's just gonna be first come, first, first come, first serve with casinos. Yeah, just like that. No, it's gonna be first come, first serve. And so I'm not gonna be in a desk. I need a desk. You have to put in like a request for a desk so you'll be in your office. Because the salespeople, like the accounting executives, they don't come in every day.

They don't, not a lot of them, like they're always out on calls. They work from home. So they're like, oh, why should we put a hundred desks for that the most will have fifteen people every day. You know. You know what that does though, It allows you to not move into a personal space and call your own and start cluttering the place up. So that means since everyone is gonna be basically like a gypsy or a vagabond or traveling, you can't you can't say that I just

did fuck you. I'm gonna say I'm kidding. You can't don't snow, don't you know? You can say gypsy, I forgot you. People don't like when you say jipped. You can say gypsy sorry going Yeah, well, well you're gonna be like, uh, you know, traveling nomad will call. But isn't that It isn't a little depressing when you can't have like, you know, a bobble head or picture, see a family, you know, something that says like, oh this is where I work. That's gonna be personally I feel

that way. Yes it's sad, but but the company doesn't

want it that way. If you look at look at these big spaces, these companies I guess like like Google and Facebook and whatever and wherever you work, these modern, ultra modern, sleek looking technology centers, they have like state of the art ship and things are very plain and very minimalist and very simple colors, and they don't they don't need people, you know, moving into a home and turning it into a pigstye, because let's face it, most people that have a desk that they move into an office,

they do turn it into It becomes um a collector or hoarder of things. Over time, and especially with with the industry that we're in, where we get these provo items and ship we don't want to throw stuff away or part with it, so it gets cluttered. Look at

Daniell's desk for the Big Show. Look at our entire bullpen where the collection of our morning show desks, years of clutter, fourteen years of clutter in that fucking room of all your desks combined, I don't have a desk in there, And I gotta say, it's all memorabilia and crap that we've gotten that we've neglected to throw away over the years. That's not gonna happen when the desk doesn't belong to you full time. You have a desk, I'm talking about everybody else. I'm having a desk. I

got a desk so you can put more paper. Look at your current desk. What it's years and years of stacks of paper. I went through all that stuff. What it's my file. I have a filing cabinet I have. I have some cabinet. Who prints anything anymore? I have. I have resumes and cover letters and paperwork and new hire paperwork. Kids like half of them? Are you know signing up for Social Security? No, I'm not talking about

old resumes I have. I keep resumes. I keep it for a few years, a couple of years, and then if I ever want to hire somebody, I can go back and look and go this person that person. I have to check. People call me for references all the time. Oh what can you tell me about so and so? I go back and look at my records. I have a paperwork kind of job. You don't have to. I write. I write. I write lyrics and parodies and bits and things. I need something stand. I fill up hard drives and

I crash crash computers for a living. That's because all my ship is unorganized on computers. But you got to see my laptop right Look at this desktop that I have right now. Oh my god, if you would just see, you would go nuts. You're like, how do you not have an organizing system? So you're finally cabinet for your computer. So Scary Jones, who has a thirteen point nine million dollar system, hold on his Apple laptop he's got. Of course, he's gotta have an Apple laptop because that's who he is.

He We all updated our Zoom today, the Zoom app on our computers, and I've got I've got an HP from I don't know, twelve years ago because I like it, and everybody updated the apps. You can have the cool filters in your Zoom now and scares my computer. What the message you got when you try to update your Zoom app said this machine cannot handle video filter graphics from Zoom, So upgrade your machine, asshole. Yeah, you got a piece of ship laptop, which means it's shittier than

my h it's only four years old. Yeah, but you make fun of my HP. But I've upgraded it. This thing souped up. Your thing is is newer, but you didn't do anything to it. You have a shitty s hard drive. You probably don't have enough RAM in it, so now can't So the Zoom. The Zoom program has now surpassed the technology that my computer that's only four years old is capable of. You know why, because you bought an Apple product. You know what I did with

my PC? I put in a terrabyte hard drive. I tripled the amount of RAM inside because you can put in your and you you can't do ship. I upgraded my battery. You can't do anything with an Apple computer except buy a new one. And guess what a new one I shall buy, Yes, with Brilli and scary man. I tell you it is some some scam that they got going over there at Apple, because they make everything non non upgradable, and then they make it. They make it be I'm silly in a few years, it's brilliant.

Ye PC's androids. That's why I'm a I'm a self made, uh independent guy. I don't buy the big corporate Apple logo. You'll never see me on a PC. You know what my You know, my Android phone has an SD card. I can increase the memory anytime. Maybe someday I'll have that on my iPhone. Maybe won't You won't You don't have a headphone jack, you don't have you card? Alright's right,

that's right? Hey, we well I think we're about to talk about the same thing, about the the excitement that is in the air, about the feedback we've already gotten from the slices about our upcoming event. Was that where you were going? Uh, it was one of the two things I was gonna talk about. Yes, So I'm I'm very excited we got the do have the details in front of you at September. Benjamin Steakhouse Prime very important. A couple of people tweeted us and said, which Benjamin Steakhouse.

Benjamin Steakhouse Prime? You know, prime is prime is the best cuts of beef when they go shopping for their meat. There's two types, there's prime and U, S D A and prime. It makes up for about maybe ten percent of the world's beef. Whatever some stupid stat well, boom is Benjamin Steakhouse prime because they got prime cuts available? So boo yah. So yeah, so we are going to have a meet up. That's m e A t up. This is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast meet Up number one.

You know why because I'm foreshadowing that there'll be several I'm hoping if this one goes well first, So so right now I'm hearing that the reservations are going pretty good. Uh, pretty well. So if you go to Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, it'll take you right to the direct page where you can make a reservation. Now, they are going to require credit card to make a reservation.

Can you describe what? They're not gonna charge your credit card, but a credit card is required to hold the table because well, you're gonna sit down and you're going to you're gonna eat, right, I mean, isn't that what we're doing here? It's an eat up meet up? But some

people are a little confused. Okay, the reason why you give a credit card is to guarantee that you are coming, because what we don't want to happen is, let's say twenty people just go, yeah, I'm coming, and then twenty people are like, oh, I can't calm my kids, sack. What happens those there are people that could have taken those slots right right right. If you can't come, you can't come. But this way, they're saying, you know what, if you guarantee you coming, if you're you're like, I'm

in baby, and listen. We got a couple of tweets. They're people making flight arrangements I can't believe this. I that my head around the fact that someone would want to fly here, especially hang out for a couple of hours. I am. I am honored by that, the fact that that you want to hang out with the two idiots from Brooklyn and you're willing to fly in drive in bike in Hellica. It's not like we have anything planned, like a routine or stick or a podcast. We're not

doing anything. We're just gonna be hanging out with you guys and taking to pictures and having some labs and walking around the tables. You left out the most important thing, eating an amazing steak dinner. Well gets a three course steak dinner at a price fix of you get three courses in that. And we worked it out because it was gonna be you know, it's gonna it's gonna be a lot more than that. And it also they gave us the Brooklyn Boys discount and they made it a

three course for the same price. They we're gonna give us the two course. So we got free dessert for everybody built into the price fix. So, but so one of the courses is dessert, right, you guys want to drink or eat more things like you're the men. You will be open. They will be an old cart men. You say, look, you know what, Um, I want cream, spinach and I want it browns. Okay, you got it. You want some sides, or you want the thick cut bacon. Maybe you want that so or you want maybe you're

a rawbart person. That's not gonna be part of the prefix. I'm sure. But you know what you want oisons on the hashell. If you want some shrip, you want tails, you let yourself a party exactly and um, and then the bar will be open. It will be a cash bar. But I do believe you get you get a drink. You do get a drink. I believe with the I do believe. Also there will be a Brooklyn Boys step and repeat. We got our own step and repeat. People

don't know what that is. It's so it's you ever see people walk the red carpet or walk any places and it says like, um, uh, emmy's all over it, like every few feet, or it says like, uh, it's the back wall that as logos on it, and it's it's it's like a staircase of three or four rotating logos and it might have a sponsor and your logo,

like your sports team, your TV show. But they call it a step and repeat because when you walk in the red carpet, you take a picture, you take a step to your your right or your left, and you repeat it. You take another picture. You don't like that girl on TikTok. That's not why it's called that. It's because it's because it's the logo repeats. Logo steps and repeats, and it goes up on a diagonal thing. Whatever. Anyway,

so we'll be hanging out. It will be from five pm to eight pm per person, but you get three courses in there and a drink or so and and then you could obviously order more a cart drinks and food. Um now, if I could just quickly address before you, and we're gonna have some I do believe we're gonna have some giveaways. We're trying to get surprises to give away that will be free to enter, and we may have a surprise or two. We might do some some

Brooklyn Boys games. We'll see how ye yeah, yeah, we might see what what we got going Stember tenth Saturday evening. Please join us, make your reservation now. Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys and uh, and let's get some people together and you get to meet other slices. Now, a few of you, I know have concerns. I'm gonna address the Jewish elephant in the room. Uh, it's I know that it's at the tail end of Schabis or

Shabbat if you prefer. Uh, it's it's the latest we can do on Saturday, if you can come late after sundown. I know, sundowns later now we did. I don't know what time it will be on September ten, but probably seven o'clock, you know, if you come late, and I'm sorry, you know. If not, we'll do a different different events someday at a different time. But I already know that's gonna be. I apologize, and I believe try Yeah, and I do believe. When you make the reservation for the table,

you they're intending that you're going to eat. You're not just gonna take up a seat, right, Well, yeah, you have to, right, it's part of the part. You don't You don't get a table without I believe you can. I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, But if you want to, you know, if those people want to come in and not eat. Is that a thing? I don't know. I don't don't have to call the restaurant. I don't know about that. Yeah, we don't know if they're standing room.

We do know that we we're gonna have a couple of hundred people in there. So that's good. You like that. So anyway, that's enough about that. I mean you you mentioned a quick scamboni a second ago. Um, you mentioned the words scamboni, and uh, it reminded me of well, I got I got a scamboni. But we got a complaint on the Brooklyn Boys podcast on Apple Podcasts from somebody's yeah Sam before you and I do are scamboni's. Uh, Kristen. Kristen wrote, you are the Scamboni. I love you guys,

and this is one of my favorite podcasts. So we're not gonna we're not gonna get mad at Kristen. But come on, on the amount of commercials. I listened to pods two hours long and only take three commercial breaks. What are you guys doing? Do you get paid every time you go to commercial break? Stop being greeting? Okay, So, Kristen, just to address that, there is a corporate policy of how many commercial breaks we have to take. It's not up to us. And uh, that's that's the trade off.

The trade We we get to upload our podcast to their servers. Otherwise it would cost us money out of our own pockets. And they advertised for us, and when we're in studio, we use their equipment. Yeah, you know. And so the deal is they market us, host us, promote us, uh, and give us jobs and we take so many commercial breaks and and and we are there was a mandate recently you might have understood the commercial

load might have gone up. You might have realized that in the past, uh six to eight months or so. And that's because these newer episodes, the six to eight months that we were there was a mandate. It was an edict. It was a dictate down we don't even we don't even put into COMMERCCE. We call it the corporate cram down right, that we must say, we must break like four times in the podcast, and we don't have a choice. So I have to hit the button four times. I'm sorry, but what comes out and what

goes on in the middle of that is not us. Okay, So just know that because other people were saying, what about what you're advertising in between there. I mean, I don't know. It's pretty much we're the butts of the and then they throw the they throw the mystery meat into the sandwich, and we know that's the mystery meat that's inside the sandwich where the we're the big roll of loaves of dough on either side of So, Christen, we are not being greedy, we're being employed. Uh, but

that reminds me Michael Bellevue or Bellavaux. I apologize Michael, um he tweeted at us today. I was listening to the Brooklyn Boys and one of the commercials was for no other than Michael Rapp Report and the I Am Rapp Report podcast. Once again, we didn't put that in there. It happened. It just we happen to love Michael Rapp Report. But I would not willingly, by choice, be promoting his podcast now if he's paying for that and the company's

getting some money. But you know, my first choice for me to promote our own podcast, but God bless Michael, who makes a lot more money than we do. So but now scamboni a sami a scambo. I don't know if this is a scamboni or not. It's more of like the fucking balls on BMW. I wouldn't know, but go on. You know, BMW is coming out with their the next year's models of cars that we didn't talk about this on the podcast, did we? Oh? Yes? Uh? And And I may be back to BMW before long

because my lease is running out on my Lexus. But all I'll say is this, If this is where it's headed, I don't know if I want a part of the BMW Car Corporation. I did some further research and I found out that this, this feature and this thing Bertie're gonna hit the roof is only going on in certain countries and I don't think the United States is on the list. So we may not have to worry. But here's a sign of things to come. BMW is going to be charging a subscription for their heated seats and

features like it. Yes, so that means every car, every make and model of BMW will have the ability to have heated seats, air conditioning. Who knows what they're gonna The list of the possibilities are right down the road. So they did, but they turn it off. It's gonna be controlled by a essential system. So if you don't, if you don't pay for your heated seats. You don't have to subscribe to the heated seats, but your ask

is gonna be fucking cold. So if you want heated seats and you're freezing your your balls off, you can contact bm double. I believe you could text them or send an email or whatever it is. Press a button. They hit your fucking credit card immediately with the and you have heated seats for the month, and they turn it on at their end, and then you're allowed. You're allowed to now press the on button on the heated seats and heat will come out. This is how I

understand it's gonna work. Can you imagine that? Uh? I I never would have bought a BMW, but now I absolutely will not buy it. I mean that's terrible. Well is it a scam? Is it a scam? Body? Or is it the following BMW blow me? Why don't you? Well, first of all, we know that these some of some of these things were close. What was what don't you? As one word, why don't? Why don't you? Some of these things came standard with the vehicle. You know, you added,

you paid for these things. But then they realize people want to pay in piecemeal, So does it, David Brodie, save money where you live in the northeast, for instance, or the south where you barely need heated seats. But maybe you're going on a trip to the north North Dakota for a month, and maybe you you don't need heated seats, but you want him for a month because you're gonna be in cold weather. Does pay? And am I paying a dollar or am I paying twenty dollars?

Either way? So here's the thing. If I buy the cup. But here's the thing. Tell you they made the cars cheaper, but there's no way to know if the cars forty five right, And they go, oh, we're only gonna charge you forty four thousand because we're not giving you a full time heat. So the odds are you're not gonna spend a thousand on heat? Do you know that? How do you know the car wasn't already forty four thousand? And they said, how much a month is the heated seats?

Is it gonna be a hundred bucks a month? Right? And how do I know it's gonna How do I know I want it for the whole month? What if I just wanted it three days? I got paid for the whole month. See, I know me. I'm I'm frugal, right, so I'm not like you don't say I didn't say cheap.

I'm smaller with my money. I I might say, you know what, fuck it, I'll have cold, a cold ask for a month rather than spend fifte So this way I'm gonna save money, but I'm gonna be piste off and cold because I'm not gonna pays something that should come on my car. Now. Look, I understand that most cars people drive slices. I understand don't have heated seats.

I get that. I get that. But if I'm driving a BMW, I should have heated seats that there's certain things you expect, right, there's certain things that are luxury that that can you consider come with the car. Because you're paying the top line price, it should come with it automatically at a sticker. If if I'm living in a mobile home, nothing wrong with that, But I don't expect to have three bathrooms in a jacuzy hot tub.

But I'm living in a six bedroom house. I think it's something I should maybe consider having that might be

at least a doable thing. If I drive at BMW with those seats better be heated, or because there's no way to figure out the price because they don't sell them without the heat, right that you can't You can't buy a car right now, right like you can add on something fancy, right, you can buy the BMW and say I want the higher level, I want the memory seeds, I want the little windshow washer wipers on my headlights.

You can get the deluxe package with the with the better rims and and the leather seats and multi colors of the seats, But you can't buy like the base model and go over three thousand dollars more. Gimme heat and aircondition seats, right, I mean that that's that's not usually it's that's usually part of a package. It's part of the package. So now they're trying to say that the package isn't to come with the heated seats. You have to pay extra for the package. Where you can

look at it both ways, I don't know. But my question is it truly a scambo need Does it fall in the Scamboni category? I don't know it will. We're gonna have to play this out, and it's not happening in America anyway, that's not on the list. So maybe in Italy they'll do that. You know whatever. That says crap, Well, you know, I think I talked about this in my car. I have a twenty twenty Dodge charger with at least for three years, which means I'm gonna get a four

Dodge charger. If they keep it will be electric. Wi wigi wi. So I have an option because I got my car in October, my least will be up on October when the twenty fours are available. So I can either get the last gas model HEMI engine for those you know what it means, uh Dodge charger, which will be like a collect as item for a while, or I can jump ahead and get the electric version, which probably be more money, but it'll have heated seats all the time. What do you do? What to do? I

don't know what to do. I gotta say because part of the joy of my car, and you heard it today, is when you start it up, it goes no no, no, right. Rumor has it the CEO of Dodge, of Chrysler, of christ the Fiat has said that when you buy an electric Dodge charger, because you know that you really have to see see it. They there's a good chance they're gonna replicate that noise. So even though the engine makes no noise, they're gonna make it make noise, which I

think is awesome. That's like when you take a picture with your iPhone and you get the camera shutter shut. Yeah, or you press a tone, a touch tone. They don't use those anymore. It's all turn I turned that that ship all out, so you feel like you're actually dialing a real phone paper for people. Right. The sound effects at this point they don't mean anything. All right, we gotta take a quick break. But you got another scamboni? I thought, I have one more scambony? So what again?

I'm watching the clock. I got time for one more skam bony. TikTok. It's the boys time management. David Brody, Can I tell you something? You just piste off? Kristen did well? Why Christian? Oh oh, Christian commercials. Yeah, commercial, Christian commercial commercials. Watch. I was watching the clock. But so here's my scam bony. Now, this is probably similar to any way you live with is a bridge or a tunnel, and on the other end of that bridge

in the tunnel is more expensive gas prices. I'll explain. So when you drive into the Holland Tunnel, there is I don't know, six gas stations and a Burger King. Right, it's a lot of gas stations because Manhattan gas prices. First of all, there's maybe one gas station in all of Manhattan. Gas in Manhattan. No I'm not I'm not

like exaggerating, but like there's like one gas station. No, no, no, no, there's one below like a street just two thirds of Manhattan there's maybe three gas station and and and it's all taxi cabs. You're not gonna get gas, so forget about that. You gotta go across the right. Some people go through the tunnel just to get cass. So here's the thing. Coming going into Manhattan, it's you're like your last stop for gas at the cheap Jersey that less

expensive Jersey prices. So a lot of people will get gas like, oh, I better get gas right now. Coming out of the tunnel is also five or six gas stations for those people who like, I have no gas, Oh my god, I gotta get gas, or I live in Manhattan, I gotta fill up while I'm here. But when you're coming into Manhattan, I mean coming into New Jersey. What you don't have to get cast right away. You can get gas anyway. You're going right of options. So

what do they do. They charge thirty five to forty cents more at the gas stations that are going into the tunnel because it's your last gas before the city. Right if you make a left and go one block to the outbound street, you says and tar which could be seven eight dollars a gallon a tank of gas, but you don't know that because you can't see. There's

buildings in the way. It's a it's a it's a one st So you've got seven eight gas stations coming out of the tunnel and going into Jersey that a thirty cents cheaper, all in a row than a thirty cents cheaper, sometimes forty than their counterparts of the street that faces the opposite direction of the tunnel going traffic going in. That's a block away, separated by one block. And then there's a landing line of seven eight gas

stations that are priced thirty thirty cents higher. But all those guys in a row are all on the same page. They're all like winking, elbowing each other like Okay, let's all let's all stay stay are ground here, let's all stay high. Built into my car, I have an option in my in my navigation system that shows you the gas prices in the area, so you can see. It's no, it's like a travel link. It's a it's a service I pay like three dollars a month for and it

gives you restaurants and gas stations. And so I pulled it up as I was I was driving into the city with my daughter. We were going to the Mets game, and so we're driving in and that's when I was reminded of because my daughter is a relatively new driver and I was showing I was like, oh, look at the scamboni. Here, look at the gas prices. So I

pull up the gas prices in the area. And by looking at the gas stations, you can tell which side of the street, which which street rather the gas stations on. So there's two BP gas stations the same company going out out of New of Manhattan. Coming home, BP is four dollars and twenty nine cents. Yep. Right, going into the city four dollars and fifty seven cents, same company. And guess it's probably the same truck that fueled the oil,

probably the same owner of the gas station. To fuck that eight cents a gallon difference, I'll block away from each other. So scamboni now, I said, And I guarantee wherever you guys live, there's a similar scamboni. We're like, Oh, I'm leaving Virginia heading into West Virginia. Probably less money in West Virginia maybe, And then you're like, oh, I'm going into Virginia and all of a sudden you're saving

money because the gas they'll screw you. You gotta just watch where you're going and see, like, wait a minute, is there cheaper gas? Other way around? If you're going in somewhere and you're like, I better get gas before I go there, chances are the gas is cheaper on your way back home. Absolutely, You're welcome. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's the Scamboni of the day. You know, Um, I'm thinking of going electric. It's electric? Is it go electric? Is it time to get a hybrid or at least

a hybrid? See into it. Here's what I'm like, what would like totally water well in New Jersey where we live, the governor announced yesterday, Governor Murphy that they will pay you four thousand dollars towards your electric car and two d and fifty dollars towards uh putting the electrical plug thing in your garage. They still want to, Yeah, they want to. And for the environment, uh, and for the economy,

they want to help you get an electric car. It's like when they reimburse you or give you a tax break for using solar panels. Same thing. The only thing I'm worried about is if everyone switched over to electric, what happens to the power grid. Do we burn everything out and just blow big fuse and then we're out of energy? No, the no Texas, Mike, because they have their own power grid. But no, the power grid is

built for it. There's no fuses now. If there's a power out, like if we have a blackout, you won't be able to charge your car if you lose power. But I'm sure that the guest stations have generally and I'm I'm a little worry. Plus you have backup battery. Leary,

I'm leterally I'm learly scary on this one. Yeah, definitely, Yeah, I don't know, man, it's like it's like it's like when the cell phones you know, go out, you know, and you don't have that landline and you know no, so yeah, but you know mine is connected to his mind's over fires. It's voide voice over. You got the void.

So it's not it's not a true landline. It's not old school so that you know, it's it's it's it's like, uh, you know things like that, the item things that have been in existence the eight hundreds, like gasoline, like like you like your landline, like your like like your toilet bowl that flushes. I mean you know it the lights going out. My toilet bowl still flushes. You understand what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, we know what you sound like. The you know what, it always worked, It's gonna work.

I like my records. I don't want them fancy c ds. Oh, I like it. It worked and it was just fine. There was no reason to make it better. That's what you sound like. You gotta move with that. This is coming from the guy who has the old laptype. But if we're putting all of our eggs into one basket, and that will be the basket basket of electricity and going away from gas and then we have a big

fucking power outage. What happens? Eggs in one basket and then someone comes with a broom and knocks the nest down, crashing on When the last time it was the last time you had a statewide power outage. You just don't know, you don't, Okay. In the meantime, we're beholden to other countries for oil, and we're paying so much money, and we have to go and be nice to people we don't like. That's the way the world is. So why not say to the countries that I mean to us,

fuck you, good for yourself. I'm gonna go plug my ship in, you know what I mean. I'm just getting a little get a little worried sometimes. But anyway, you know, maybe I should move to hybrid, or we'll move to at least hybrid, if not full elect If you're you're like, oh, I got gas, I got electric, I got both. What if I go electric? I'm getting a Tesla. They do it best. If I go electric, I gotta nice, you know, Okay? Would you say Tesla is the is the apple of

electric cars? Yeah, I'll tell you why. They're very They're very like this is the way we do things and take it and they're very superior. Admitted. Yeah, there's no dashboard. Half the cars have half of your wheel like a like a race car student. Well, I don't like that at all because I like driving my wrist on the top of the steering wheel like a Brooklyn boy. Uh. I don't know. I first in the market is great. I think what Tesla has done is amazing. The cars

are wonderful. But I think Dodge is gonna come out with a great electric car. There's other companies that have electric cars, so uh, And I don't know. If I need to spend Tesla money on electric car, I'm gonna Dodge my ass. That's all. I'll get an electric Dodge. And the cause called the charger. Was there ever a car not with a better name than charger charger? I know? But remember they made the Vault the Vault because it was electric. The charger wasn't made to be electric, wasn't.

But it's it's ready to go. It's got the name. Plug the charger into the charger, you couldn't. It's redundant. I love it. So my car is ready. I can't speak for anybody else. I can't speak for if you drive a BMW, it's not that's that's that's not that I gotta charge bad. By the way, if you are. I'm wondering why we haven't covered the talkbacks in the last couple of weeks. We've been accumulating them. Okay, Now,

I know some people love them, some people hate them. Um, we have to go through them and address some of them. So and we gotta listen to them. So, so I think next we should do that. We should go through our our files from our talk back. Now what a talk back is, we'll explain it. We will will play him after that. And I got a bone to pick

with a slice, and Rody, what's your bone? Well, a few episodes ago, I talked to you about a woman that sent me a picture of a guy that I thought was very unattractive, and she said, I found your doppelgang. I remember that guys listen in order, and so I made it very clear that's not cool. Well I'm not I'm not going to call out the person. But a listener,

a slice, a loyal slice, a good guy. I had a good laugh about this, said I showed you video, send me a video and said, oh, Brodie's Moonlight and got a second job. And this guy uglier than the other one, uglier than the first guy, and he looks like you got hit in the face when his shovel it's hit the fade bounded with his shovel, and then uh and and and and forgot about his wardrobe altogether and decided to to pick out of the Salvation Army.

Uh Now, if this guy was across the Atlantic Ocean and you looked with binoculars, you might go, is that is that right? But in a video like that doesn't look like me at all? And so I wrote back to that guy, I go, you're a slice you listen in order? He's like, yeah, I go, did you not hear the episode where I talked about don't send me pictures of video like of ugly people, and go, this guy looks like you? He wrote back, what go ahead say first, it's brody esque. It's not brody, it's it's

prodi light. How I can see strange. It looks like it looks like my like like a damaged genetic, damaged fourth cousin. So anyway, so he wrote back, and because I'm really sorry, I was drunk when I was drunk. I thought it looked like you, but you now that I look at it, you're right. So that's all I got. I'm not mad at the guy, but no more. You know, all all that you've just you know, you just enticed them to uh send you triple the amount of David

because all this doesn't invite more. What do you say, don't know it doesn't than they do. I I do need before we get into the scambonies. I did need one to ask you what is that? That was my phone? Oh, I did want to ask you to translate this parking sign for me, Highway park Parks parkway sign so we would drive into the Mets game and I was going by too fast to get a picture of it. But it was one of those digital signs where they typed the lettering and you can put up whatever lettering you want,

you know, like Bridge closed. One of those signs. It said cars only, trucks on parkway equal fine, trucks on parkway equal fine. Now doesn't mean trucks on parkway will be fined, but it says equal fine fine. Does that mean trucks on parkway You're fine? You're fine, You're fine. So I didn't know. I think if you drive a truck, you could argue that right, absolutely, the sign says the

trucks on Parkway the it's equal to fine. That's fine. Yeah, yeah, if you get I think that that could be a situation where you beg for forgiveness and then ask for permission, you know, for permission. It's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean it because it meant something else. And I thought it meant that instead of writing cars only, just put trucks only, or trucks or cars cars only. Trucks are fined find find but f I and eady, but trucks on Parkway equals fine. I think, yeah, well

they funked out up. Yeah. So if you're hearing this podcast or any episode of this podcast, uh this, you can actually do this podcast of our podcast listen and you listen to our heart Radio. You have an option to click the microphone and talk back at us. They collected Q and then we eventually when we have time, listen back to them and we're gonna do that. We're gonna do the something entertaining and funny now a lot. Now,

I do want to say one thing. We got a lot of voicemails talkbacks about our delay in posting an episode. So here's the thing. We posted an episode on Friday because we absolutely could not record on Wednesday Thursday. We had to record on Friday right after the show, So we apologize. However, if you leave a talk back, we're not gonna hear it until after we've already recorded an episode. So recording an episode saying hey man, where's the podcast

and all that's just trying to event. You know, they just needed someone to talk to, so they talk to their talk back. However, if you eat me at David Brody, you know, I respond to all of my tweets, so I will write you back in Italy and say hey, it's coming off. We're having and posting it whatever in a perfect world. All right, well here's some talkbacks. Let's go to not wait, so let's go backwards from the most recent This is, uh, just the other day the

easy boy, Hey, scary scary. Listen, if the guy says holds up the bagel, says you haven't had barge bagels and not bread? What the fund is it? Bagel? Then what the fund is that? Tacko? Scary? If I can't get my bagel, sliced open, cream cheese, and want ship. Canadians can go fund themselves and want ship. Referring to the bagels I had in Montreal, where the arguably the best bagels, better than New York City bagels. Uh, some

would say. And they didn't give me when I wanted cream cheese or butter on the bagel, they wouldn't do it. They just handed me a whole hot bagel, and they said, here you could buy cream cheese on the side. You can buy a button on the side, and he's a plastic knife. Put it on yourself, cut the bagel, put it on yourself. And by the way, if if, if you need to hit the back button back fifteen seconds two times. To hear that again, he said some words,

very fast, very New york Ish. Uh. And so you may have missed a couple of words, but the essence of it was, if you don't put the cream cheese on my bagel, go for yourself. So thank you, yea thank you. That was one And here was more scary and brody. What's up? This is from the nine file six and a riddle. Texas, Just keep doing a great joblive your show. Be safe out there. Nice Texas. Checking in that Brodie and Scary, welcome back from vacation. Missed you.

My husband and I would love to join you, a Benjamin. It sounds wonderful question. Will you could guys be like a riding groom and walk around to each table to say hello and thank you for coming? Absolutely, Christie proud Paes gutarian burgn County, New Jersey. All right, and there will be some seafood options for you. Yes, I'll be the brow. I'll be the groom. Okay, then I guess we're a gay couple because I'll be a groom as well.

That's fine. Scary. My son was listening to this with me and said, when his French class went to Montreal, the teacher told them, if you speak in the French, in the local dialect, they will put they will smear the cream cheese onto the bagel. You have to do it in French. And he went to the same bagel shop and I think from Lancaster. He started laughing. He said, Scary, didn't American fu. Yeah, They're like, go fund yourself, you American.

But if you want to learn our language and you want to lean into it and learn about our culture, will be nice. By the way, and I'm sorry I used profanity. Just you should be nice to all your customers from all over the world, not just your natives. We don't say French Canadians aren't nice. This is now, it's reinforced. This is not nice, guys. I live in Hawaii and I would come back to the Tristate area for this Brooklyn Boys inner, shut up, Hawaii. Are we

gonna see her? She didn't leave her name. Uh while, if she's wearing a leg in a grass skirt, well know, huh okay, that one that was classic to the woman who just said that, it's a good thing. She can barely hear Brody on the podcast. You need to shut up. What Brody is the heart and soul of the Brooklyn Boys. Well that's funny. I did someone say that someone insulted you? Oh yeah, I love how the talk back people are fighting with each other over talk back. Well she give

that message. She slapped back on the talk back. That's right. Are you lowering my volume? You son of a bit? Is that what you're doing. I'm really not all right. I want to go in. Okay, let's go. We're going backwards. It's too late here. Who knows that but you Hey, they're Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brodie. Peter calling from Miami. By the way, I forgot to identify

myself on my previous talk back about the Verizon commercial. Again, Scary, You're wrong anyway, listening to episode twenty two, the William Shatton your mask painted white was for Halloween for Michael Myers, not Jason on Friday the thirteenth. That was a hockey mask. Yeah, that was a That was a brain fart. Mold On. Here's what I'll say. I didn't get the fact wrong. I got the movie wrong. I'm not trying to excuse this. I often confuse Halloween with Friday had the Jason mask.

That was a hockey mask. Absolutely so that Mike Myers. Mike Myers was the William sat mask. Yeah, I brain fart for sure, So thank you, sorry about that. I think this is the first time I'm ever saying it. Having a day zero listen to guys, Brodie's right, better Bagel then New York City down. Everywhere else is the ship Bagel. That's how you're saying, hands down New York daywhere from New York my friend and I'm telling you I went to Montreal and they had the best motherfucking bagel's.

The best bagel I ever tasted in North America is in Montreal, not New York City. But this guy can't. This is the problem. Has he been there? Has he tasted what I tasted? Doesn't If he tasted what I tasted, he might have a change of opinion. Well two things. One, I appreciate him calling from underneath a jet engine, but to the first time ever he's agree with me. I mean, come on. So the the scamboni that the car washes dude too is that you know you get in line

right and you see the options. Well, the only option for the fucking dryer to get the dryer is fucking fifteen bucks twenty bucks and the cheap one comes with no dryer. And if you have to get the dryer, because if you don't get the dryer, car looks like ship Is that true? While not, I've never been to a car wash that sounds like the BMW car wash. If you if you want your car dride, you're gonna have to pay for the dryer. Wow, So you just walk out with a sopping wet car, dripping with water marks,

the still things. Uh, they don't have, you know, they don't have the eleven workers at the end with the rags trying to dry your car off. It's like that undercoding protection thing they spray under your car like bullshit, that's bullshit. What karanuba wax the under the undercarriage the carriage wash rust protection that it doesn't wash off when it goes through the cash. That's like that special shampoo

for my grundle. Yeah, that's I'm gonna buy some for my banus for my taint hold on special product, brand new on the shelves and Target you can have taint wash. Yeah, they know what I'm gonna I'm gonna cooin a new phrase here. That's a funk. That's what that is. Because when you hear that, you go the fuck. That's it. That's it, that's it. You get a defense there, Bernie and Scary. This is Peter from Miami episode to twenty three Lenevsky. I refused to go to that place out there.

They fucking tell me that. They refused to not put mustard on my sandwich. I went to a spot and restaurant in North Carolina once and they refused to not put mustard and pickles on my Cuban sandwich, saying that it compromised the integrity and authenticity of the sandwich. Fuck you, I'm Cuban, I know better. Don't pull that shit on me. Besides, I hate pickles and I am allergic to mustard seeds,

So fuck you. I walked out. Yes, yes, prefer Delhi that I went to in Montreal, by the way, listen, listening, you listening all they literally said you must have mustard. They go the extra They're like, do you can't not have mustard? But what does it take to put the bottle down to hand me my sandwich? Nope, you gotta have mustard or they won't hand it to you. Crazy

about this one. This is Jared from Pottsville. So I'm just going out on a limb here, and I'm thinking, that's scary to saying that New York Bagels are now sch Bagels. Since he thinks that I just said, I just realized greatness. Yeah, okay, hey they're Bertie and scary that we had that one already. Okay, alright, nice to hear my name first again, though, of course we would come. We would love to meet Bertie and scary and of course free dessert. Can't wait to hear the detail. All right,

you've heard that by now. Hey, this is Katie from Bentonville, Arkansas. Hey, it's one time me and my fan only we went to Disney World in Florida and my kid went to the World of Tomorrow and she was like five years old and all she wanted was a hot dog. But guess what World of Tomorrow. You can't have it your way. It's not like Burger King. We legitimately spent twenty five dollars for a hot dog with macaroni and cheese on it. My kid was crying. I had to get my hand

wipe the macaroni and cheese. I'll throw it on the floor. My kids just eating your hot dog and got cut off and by the course, threw it on the floor. And and uh, well, they need to update this app because that's as far back as it goes. It only goes back two weeks. So any anyone who recorded anything while we were on vacation has been arranged. And by the way, I previewed some of these last week and

they were fucking funny and you suck. Why don't you load them into your mega system playing them off my phone, but I didn't know they were going to disappear on me. So I'm sorry if you didn't hear your talk back and and you feel like you need to be heard, re record it and send it. Yeah, that's a hell of that left the wind out of my sales. And that's how this feature comes to an end, just like that.

That's that's not right. We will be back. Scary. You're not playing on having any kids, right, I mean at the moment, that's hard. No, hard, no. And you know I have I have three kids, and I I don't think I'm the best parent ever, but I like to think I was good at a couple of things. Well, you know they always say like these new new fangled parenting. Um, I was in Walgreens, you know, the pharmacy they forced us to go to because the guy who quit his

job and went to work with you know. So I'm online at the the in the in store pharmacy because there was a problem with the drive through pharmacies how to go inside some I'm waiting online at the old, the old pharmacy line and I'm I'm I don't know, maybe second or third in line. And behind me as a woman in her late thirties maybe, and she's got a kid named Zachary, who's I don't know, maybe nine eight nine. How do I know his name is Zachary because she said it a thousand times. So Zachary had

a little mil r balloon on a stick. Oh yeah, and he was running around the pharmacy area, and rather than control him, she kept saying, Zachary, Zachary, Honey, Zachary, come back to her, Zachary, Zachary, don't run around, Zachary, Zachary, don't hit people with the balloon, Zachary, Zachary, don't do that. I think she would have shortened his name to zach by now, just to imagine every living that everyday life, all these years, and Zachary, Zachary, Zachary takes a lot.

It's three syllables when you can just zach that that that So that I guess Zachary has either become immune to his name or he knows the game and she's not gonna do anything. He's deaf. So that, yeah, well then she would she would know that. So then Zachary cuts me in line and bumps into me. So I go excuse me, Zachary. Apologize to the man. He doesn't, Zachary. Now she doesn't apologize to me. On behalf of Zachary, Zachary. You need to get in line, Zachary. Zachary stopped playing

with the spindle. There was like a thing, you like it spinning around whatever was on it, like the sunglasses, the sunglass thing. So so now I'm I'm next in line, and there's a phone and a credit card machine right at the counter, like we put your credit card in. Right he's taking the balloon and he's banging it against the credit card machine and I can't move up because he's in my way. Zachary, don't hit the machine to balloom, Zachary. Don't ht the machine with balloom, Zachary. Don't hit the

shoeman balloom Zachary. No, no, Zachary, no, Zachary. No on the balloon, No balloon on the machine, Zachary. So I turned around and I said, it's not working. Can you please grab him by the arm or something. I don't grab my sun by the arm. So I turned around and go, Zachary, get in line behind me. Do you listen? Yes? He looked up like because it's someone different, you know,

he said it forcefully. He's become desensitized to his mother. Zachary, Zachary, Zachary that it goes in one and at the other. Maybe she needs to raise her voice. Maybe see at that point where she's like, you know, Zachary, honey. She called him honey a couple of times, like it's not working. It's not working. Your parenting is not working. He's hitting the machine, he's hitting people with the balloon. You're a

terrible parent. So finally, I don't like Zachary get live by me, and he's like, oh, And I turned to her and I gave it a look. I give it like, that's how your fucking parent. And you know what it's saying to me, because I get za point she figured out was a crazy person. All right, hold on, let me get out my magic marker and checking that box on why another reasons, another reason why I'm not having kids. Hold on, maybe a kids, Zachary, there you go, my

X marks the spot. I have all these boxes and I just keep checking them off one by one, putting exes in the boxes on why I'm not having kids. That reason, that reason that I have three kids None of them have ever been like that, none of them. None of them. They're an anomaly. Well, I don't want kids. I don't want pets. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm so rude. I'm so bad for it. Not wanting pets. You're so mean and cruel. Have a heart, you no

love in your heart. That's what people say when I when I tell them I don't want kids and I don't want pets, like I think it would be cruel if you had a pet. I would love listening. I would love kittens, but I don't have time for them. I don't. Again, we've went over this. If you listen in order, you know, because we have these conversations. Uh somebody, I know we were. But they will tear up your

furniture and get bored when you're not home. They will claw everything, and uh, they will not keep each other happy. If I decided to go away for a long weekend like I'm about to do, by the way, we are some of us on the show will be in Miami at the Y one h pool party in Miami at the Fountain Blue Um and uh yeah, so what would I do I'm away from Wednesday to Sunday. What would I do with pets? Well, what are you thinking of the You wouldn't know. Listen, I know there's people slices.

I know you're like, I have cats. They don't do that. Scary is going to the extreme. He's mentioning all the worst things that can happen when you have a cat. He doesn't understand you can do certain things and train them and a scratching but blah blah blah blah, whatever it is, the animals are worth it if you want to make the effort. Now, speaking of Miami, in the Fountain Blew, a couple of people DM me. One person said, hey, are you gonna be there? I'm looking forward to meeting you.

One person said, hey, can I get a picture with you when I come to the party, the pool party? And I said, no, you cannot. Why I'm not going. I was not invited. Well that's it. Leave it at that. I wasn't on the list. I didn't make time. This was a local This is not an Elvince to rand show. This is a why one hundred local radio station play. So so we were gonna be there. We're gonna have a concert in the afternoon. We have a pool party in the afternoon and it comes in the evening. Must

sounds nice. Fountain I'll be there, so you come and say hi to me. If you're please go side is scary in the South Florida area, Right, we'll FaceTime for a face time, mate, but I will not be there. So now I not a scary feels when he's not allowed to go to my pool. I will not be at the at the time. The beautiful Fountain Blue. I've been at the previous pool parties at the Fountain Blue, and I have to say it is a beautiful establishment. And if you're listening and want to fly me down

their Fountain Blue, I'm all about it. Maybe maybe I was behind the whole thing. This is all but my scheme. And then now you can't come to my pool, Brodie for the weekend, and you can't have it. You can't come in. The Fountain Blue has like five pools, I think of four pools. Yes, I am very I'm I'm I'm I'm very jealous of you. It's a beautiful place. I have a great time. But would I do what would I do with my cats, with my dog if I had it? You know, you'd probably injure them unintentionally

or starve them to death. Fifteen years ago, I had a dramatic experience with a dog. I was having sex and then the whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's not what you do with dogs. No, no, this is not that. Well, well, let me finish the story. You were doing it with doggie style, not fifty it was it was between. It was before my current girlfriend and after my ex. There was a couple of years there when I was dating just randomly and I was having sex with a dog. No, no,

there was she would not. Whoever, this woman would not. She was No, no, this woman would not. Some don't. Some don't. Scare you have to, you know, listen to what I'm saying that on your birthday. No, this woman would would not lock her dog up. And the dog was protective. What the dog was super protective of her. The dog was the dog was was all over her and I'm like, I can't do this. And then the dog jumps on the bed and next thing you know,

the dog licked my asshole. WHOA, Like, what was that shared? I was like, oh my god, what I yes, I was doing it, and of a sudden I just felt like what the fuck. I felt the wetness on my ass. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, are you saying that you you have peanut butter on your ass? No, dude, dude, I was I was having sex and all and all the next thing, you know, like I just felt the dog literally like tongued my anus. Yes it did. I was traumatized, dude. I was scared. I'm like, what the fuck?

And that was the end of that. And I swear to you and I don't really I never told this story to anybody. Oh but I don't know why he decided to do that. Now, Well, because we're on the topic of not wanting kids or pets, and I'm like, I've been traumatized and like I don't want a dog because the dog wants did that to me during sex? Oh my just they wanted to get in the action. I don't know what was going on. All of a sudden, I just went like I couldn't, I couldn't finish. I couldn't.

I was like, I'm done, I'm out the end. And the dog it was one of those big sloppy dogs too, dog that you know that had that It was like some air between amard. But what did you say to herror, I was like, what, your dog just licked my ass? And and and she laughed. She left. Yeah, oh that was that. That was yah, so so gad I don't I oh yeah, oh oh you laugh. But if this happened, oh my god, you look, it wasn't you look it

wasn't a cocker spaniel high Yeah it was. It was a long time while you look at But for that, I can't believe I never told you this story. Wait a second, Wait a second, I don't understand something. And normally I'm regardless of what angle you were in, what position, shouldn't your your your access ports had been somewhat blocked? The dog found it. The dog was on the bed. Oh no, no, no, yeah, I see. I'm a dog lover and I love dogs. But I I don't die.

It would joy the line there. Oh I I met this girl, Matt, you gotta you gotta ring tin tin job. I met this girl on match too. That was fucking funny, all right, it was funny. No, we met on match and uh that was That was a short lived and only time I was ever on on dating websites. Never was yours and his tongue Holy crap. It was it was a boy dog? I don't I don't remember. I don't know the name. I don't even know the remember the color. I just remember the dog was big and

it smelled. I don't have names. I don't know. I don't know. Was it a girl different? Is it different if a boy? No, it's it's still an animal, dude, It's still an animal, and it's still fucking nasty. Was it a good looking dog at least? Again, these are things that I've repressed and I've never spoken about. How hot Was the woman not hot enough to put up

with that? I assume it was. It was. It was during my my it was during my hordem So you have to understand, what if she was a supermodel, what if she was like a twenty on a scale of one to ten. You keep going, you don't stop, you don't go. Um sorry, Kate Upton, but your dog, like my k I cannot do it. I don't think so so so uh. I've been my my current girlfriend for several years now and does not have a dog. No, did not have a dog or a pet or whatever,

though she wants parakeets, which I totally think. It's so cute. Hold hold wait Now, then before that, there was there was this time where I was, you know, just doing hooking up randomly and I was on I was on Match and some websites and things. And prior to that, I was in another long term relationship. Again, she didn't have a dog. So anytime any relationship I was ever in, there was no dogs or pets around. So this was the one encounter that I had had that there was

a pet or dog or whatever. And I just remember, I, God, I don't even know where she lived. I don't, it was I blocked this out of my mind. But that was the end of that. Hey. You know when you have those conversations with your significant other and you're like, you know, uh, you know what do they go? What do you what do you like? I don't think I ever told Robin about this. Well, you know, sometimes your your spouse, your partner will go, hey, you know what,

I want to do something nice for you tonight. What are you really into? What do you really like? What do you you know? What I mean? Did you ever like turn to Robin and go, well, you know what, there was this dog wants. Here's also how I look

at it. If you can't if you can't lock your dog up and during while you're just in the throes of passion and you're doing what you're doing, and you're you've chosen your dog over me, and I'll never I'll never amount to anything in your world and your dog and you allow your dog on the bed, that mean that that she must have slept with the dog, and the dog had its way with the place, and the dog can do whatever it wants done with the shower, and all of a sudden, the dog just like walks in.

Your dog went for a little kimbls and ships. But you know, you don't say to me, that's disgusting, it's sloppy, it's it's up. And again you may be listening right now and be like, fuck you scary. I allow my my pets, my cats and dogs on my bed all the time. But I just think that there are certain things when you're doing the deed. I don't think you need to have your pets in the vicinity. First of all, I wonder are they are Do they know what's going on?

And I think the answer is yes they do. Secondly, do they You can attest to this if you had your dog watch you do it. No, okay, but you do think that they know what's happening. No, but I have a question. You know some people let their dogs lick their face. Yes, sometimes they let their dogs lick there that they'll kiss them in the Sometimes I get the tongue the mouth. But then it's another disgusting thing. I can never love a pet enough to to kiss me on the mouth. I think, doesn't frogg he kiss

his dogs on his mouth, on their mouth? Yeah, I can't, so imagine this scary. You know, that wasn't the first butt that dog licked. You know, it wasn't. So this dog has licked but before the owner has probably licked the dog, or let the dog lick her. You kissed that woman on the mouth. I see where you're going with this. Yeah, Now did you break up with her right after that? It was not even we were just it was like a hook up. It was on two or three dates. So you never saw her again? No, no,

no I didn't. I don't. So the next guy is gonna taste whatever you ate at some point. All right, that's gross. On that note, a very sour note. Oh god, I'm yeah, I'm sorry to leave it here. But this is very tag rim tintin uh. I think I think we should we should leave on on a on a different note, I got a couple of used jokes we could do before we get out of here. Let's do that.

We got to find the music now. Between this and the thing, this is what happens last well, this is what happens when you're you're just you're you're free forming it. You know, we're freestyling and we have a couple of ideas that we come in with and then we just don't know how the podcast is gonna unravel. One thing leads to the next, to the next, and sometimes stories like this, rear they're ugly heads. Oh yeah, rear, Yeah they're ugly heads. Head And yes, that could have been

a used punch line for the show. Yes, these are jokes that were told on the show. Well, actually the story is done on the show. Brody wrote some jokes and they didn't get used. So here they are right here in this The Mighty Elvis Durand did a story we get to a go a couple of weeks ago that Britney Spears was wearing a thong made of diamond on her Instagram account. So I said, you know, the really weird part is when she first put the thong on, it was made of coal. Do you understand how cold

turns into diamonds? And then finally we had an Amazon female Amazon employee on the phone and I wanted Elvins to ask if her box had a smile on it, and he would not do that. That was my That was my That was the two jokes that did not get used in the past. I love whatever was lovely. There we go, okay, so all right we're outta here's yeah,

that's it. Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, make your reservation for the Brooklyn meet up number one and we will be schmoozing at all the table smoozing and I'll be boozing. I'm gonna have my first course and I'm gonna walk around and I second course, walk around. How did my free desert? And to walk around? See you next time, boys, Brolinda Boys, Roland