#224: Who Talks To Their Penis?

no relief in sight. This is day four. Um, there was relief yesterday for a brief period two days ago, for a brief period of time, which we'll talk about later in the podcast, trust me. And and by the way, a heat wave. In order for something to qualify as a heat wave, you need three consecutive days of ninety degree temperatures plus, and we have had more than our share of that. It was ninety plus every single day for the last few days here in the Northeast as

we're recording this. Oh my goodness, it's already Friday. How did the week get away from us? I don't know. I'm not one of those people I'm not. I'm not one of those. Can you believe it's August first already? Dude, I told you it comes up. It comes up every year. It's the same twenty four hours a day, it's a quarter. It's moving faster though I am one of those people.

I am. I have to believe it, you know. First of all, as soon as the fourth of July comes, it's just a downward spiral and it's a race to labor. That's because you're enjoying yourself. So time flies, but I want to flies, but then you have a shitty life. I want time to go slow. Okay, here's what you do. Sitting in your house with no way of conditioning. Never leave the house and sweat your balls off. You'll see the summer last forever. But why did it last forever?

When I was a kid, and then I had the time of my life. So you can't say that that statement is untrue because when you're a kid, you don't have perception of time, and everything seems longer because you're like, oh, school was months ago, and then we have two weeks left before school. It zip spy. The last two weeks before school always flew by because you're supply shopping, you're buying clothes, and all you're thinking about is going back to school. Well, I'll say this, two weeks suck my.

My tactics have been to do everything and just not rest for a minute because I want to get the most out of every minute of every freaking day. So I've been going non stop and you're enjoying yourself. I am, but it's still going fast. It's not working not well. Because you're enjoying yourself. Time flies when you're having fun. Well that's an expression. You may have heard it before. All right, Well we'll say this, okay, And I'm not looking forward to this. I'm not trying to rush the

hands of time. But we want to make an announcement right here, right now, right up front of this podcast about something that we're doing with you, the Slicest that you're invited to, that we finally fucking organized after all we after two episodes. But again, we're doing no rush to get there because we want to enjoy our damn summer. Okay, Yeah, so we're doing it after the summer so you guys can enjoy your summer. You don't have to give up a nice beach day to come see us. We're talking

about the Brooklyn Boys podcast meet up. That's m e a t meet meet up because we're gonna meet you at one of our favorite fucking steakhouses, Benjamin Steakhouse Prime. Yeah, we were in talks with Benjamin himself. We we uh we we we sat down, we ate some steaks. A very nice man to have that much power. Yes, he owns a couple of He has a couple of steakhouses, got five, five and four or five multiple countries. But

Benjamin Steakhouse Prime in New York City. We want you to make a reservation and meet us there on Saturday evening September. We're gonna be all the retails on all the website. That's right. If you go to Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, that's Benjamin no s Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, you will see all the information and our lovely pictures and we've worked out

quite the deal. We're gonna give you a three course meal and of course it includes steak if you want. There's options for your your appetizer and you're entreine your dessert and everyone who signs up and read reserves and comes in and gets that deal, gets what free dessert. Yes, so it's gonna be a lot of fun. Now, we're not recording a podcast. We we aired on the side of not because we wanted to make the most of

the time with you guys. Yeah, we're gonna eat, we're gonna schmooze and walk around, and we're gonna have We're gonna have our own step and repeat. We'll get to take pictures were own step and repeat. Yeah, we're also going to give away some prizes. We're trying to work on some some fun premiums for their Maybe we'll have a merch table. You could buy some Brooklyn Boys merch on the spot if you'd like. Maybe we can do some maybe it's a little bit of discounted merch maybe

while Yeah, we'll see and and and No. The only thing I'm a little concerned about no shipping, no shipping costs. That's right, you just buy it out right, That's it. One thing I'm concerned about it the website claims special guests. Now, um, I don't know, you know, we don't know if they're special guests coming. I mean, we do have friends, but we don't know if they're going to be in town and available that night to come by. So like somebody emailed and said, well, don't you have if you Boddy

Microut before show up. It's not I wouldn't say buddy, yeah, and I wouldn't say that. I think you know you have those friends that will help you move, uh, and then of those friends will answer your phone call. He's neither one of those, right, But but he's friendly to me on social media. I love the guy said, hey, why did you get your buddy Joe Joe Gatto to come by? You know, he's on a he's on a national comedy tour. He may not be probably not gonna

be around. But you know what, maybe maybe Scary will FaceTime him and he can say hello on FaceTime. We'll tell that story later, because that's a great story. I will say, we gotta get Spruce to come. You told that story ready? Yeah, Well I'll ask him feel Colm, he lives in Manhattan. Yeah, but you can't take his picture. Wait, hold on, I didn't. I didn't tell the Joe Gatto story on the podcast. I think you did? Didn't you did? I you told the Bengel story that's part of the

Bagel story. I don't think I did. Hold on, No, I didn't. We didn't tell We didn't talk about this at all. All right, we'll have to tell the story. We should probably call Joe Gatto and get him on the podcast to get his reaction about Wait, you sure I didn't. I don't think you did. Well, here's what we can do. We could not do it now, and then everyone could let us know if we did it or not. Well, I could just look at the show

description for two three, but can tweet right now? People? No? No, no, what? What? Why don't we just look look at the shows? That would have been a major thing to write. No, I don't think I did it. We didn't talk about it anyway. So but anyway, we we will have hopefully some friends there, maybe Spruce on the Loose will show up and you'll finally see who the hell this guy is. Um, we can invite our girl Danielle de Lulo and some past

friends like that. But well, we'll see how it goes, all right, but maybe some of your ex girlfriends for the moment. Just make your reservations right now. Um, go to Benjamin Steakhouse dot com slash Brooklyn Boys, and uh, make a reservation because we do need those. You can't just show up, you have to take a reservation for a table because you're gonna be sitting sitting at a table.

We were we were given the option of doing it on a Friday night, where we can get a lot of people who work in Manhattan to come right after work, nice and easy. But we said, no, let's do it on a Saturday so that you guys have time and if you have to drive from somewhere or train it in or whatever. So Saturday, we thought, is a better travel day and then you're off on Sunday. You don't

have to like worry about getting home. And we can't do it on Sunday because it's September eleven and there are other things going on that we can't that they they just that was the date that they gave us that they can work with us on. So Saturday's evening September Sunday. There's gonna be someone complaining about why it's on Saturday. Okay, but here's what I'm gonna say. I'm

gonna say a couple of things. Sunday is gonna be NFL football now, Look, if you keep kosher and can't go out on the Sabbath, that's what I'm talking about. You're probably not eating at that steakhouse. It's not kosher. So I'm hoping you know what. But look, uh, if you know but you can come Saturday after sundown. That's the beauty of it. Whenever the sundown, once the sun goes down on Saturday, you can come. So we're good. It's Friday night, that's the real problem. So we're good.

So we're good. We'll good, we'll good, We're good. All right, we're in town weekend. Because this doesn't count. It's scary buying me a steak dinner. Yes it does, it does. Yes, this is not You're not buying me a steak dinner. You and I throwing this for the slices does not count as as you buying me a steak dinner. Come on, Nope, nope, okay, no, no, all right, nope, nope. Can I tell you about a

steak dinner. My wife and I went out to dinner last Friday, had a great dinner, and we had some leftover. So I go into the bathroom with my bag of leftovers. Not really part of the story. But I'm painting the picture and I go to the Jurnal and the guy guy comes into the urninal next to me, and there's

a little metal wall between us. It's a nice bathroom, and he's drunk off his ass and he's talking to me about how the valet Parker's brought his convertible but then left the convertible when he wasn't there when the car was there, and now they can't find the keys. And then when he went to go back in the restaurant, the doors were closed because it was after closing, and it wouldn't anybody else belts back came and he said, he's blah blah blah blah blah, and I'm going, please

pe faster, Please, is me pee faster? Pete, come up. I'm thinking to myself, I gotta get out of here. I got await from this guy. I'm like, oh yeah, dude, that's yeah wow who you know, you know when you talk to somebody like you know, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. So he's trying to start a conversation with you in the back and I just want to pee and get outside. My wife's outside the bathroom. Well, she went to the bathroom.

So I'm assuming I have a couple of extra minutes, because you know, we we take less time in the bathroom traditionally. So I go, oh, hey, dude, good luck, man, good luck you call hey man? Yeah, okay. I'm like, I hope this dude's not driving because he's a little drunk. So I walked to the sinks and I'm washing my hands and I hear him go, hey man, let's go. So I'm like, I tell her to go. I'm sorry. He goes, dude, I want to go home the night. I go, yeah, well, good luck, get in your car.

And I go back to washing my hands and he goes, don't do me like this, come on, motherfucker work. And I turn around and he's yelling at his dick. He's yelling at his dick and he's yelling. He's apparently that he's not coming out. Maybe maybe he was tripping and he was talking back to him. No, no, he I could hear. He wasn't peeing. I could hear, you know, you hear the little noise. He wasn't peeing when I was standing there. And then when I walked away, I

thought he was yelling at me. He's like, dude, I want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this like that to his penis. And then he come he yelled, and he yelled loud. He was come on, motherfucker work. Oh god. So I was like, I gotta get out of here. So I go outside of my wife's like I heard yelling. What's going on? So I said, there's a guy yelling at his dick. And she goes, Okay, I don't you want to know? She just nope, I do not want to know. No further question. Yeah, so

I have a question. I know he tried to ask your own day, but if you ever yelled at your your day, like like to get up, wake up like anything? No, no, No, I've never no, I've never yelled at it. I've never spoken to it like a person. Like have you ever walked out of the bedroom and go like, dude, come on, man,

I need you here. Nothing like oh no, like a pep like a pep talk, Yeah, like like like a peen talk, yeah like yeah, like come on, gets wake up, dude, Like you know, this guy's getting home with his wife whatever, Like, don't wake up, it's probably slap it in the face. Wake up. Don't wake up, Come on, motherfucker work. He said, dude, I want to go home tonight. Don't do me like this. Look right right in right and it's one eye and say, don't do me like this. And he threw his arms

out like he was, you know, looking down. Oh, it's the funniest thing. Speaking of cox, can I talk about a cockatoo? Uh? Yeah, sure? Three three right after it's the boys. I don't want people to jump down my fucking throat or anyone's throat for promoting this or playing this. Okay, I did this on the Big Show. I talked about this. You know, there's this parrot. It's called the Cocky Cockatoo. It's a viral video that's going around. And you know

how parrots, what would parents do? Brodie? That's what that's what an expression? You teach them things, right, things, So they learned words and phrases and they repeat them over and over and over again. So I found this cockatoo to be so fucking funny. Listen to this. This is you try to would you try to ask your cockatoo? No, we're not listen to this guy. This guy. You know,

it's you know, it's funny. Though, by the way, you're telling a story about a cockatoo that talks, and I told the story about a guy talking to his cock right, go ahead here? What shut up you? Why do I have to you? You be quiet? Shut up? Man, shut no respect. It's a white I'm your dads. What the feather goes up on its head? I love this thing. I want this parrot. You said, shut it, shut your mouth,

shut out, shut your hear you. Okay, anyway, it sounds like he's saying, shut up, scary, shut up, scary, shut your mouth. I hear you, hear me. Shut up. You think you're tough. You shut up? Anyway you get it, go shut your mouth, shut up, and go. He'll be quiet. So those three phrases he's main things. Okay, So this is a situation where a guy who owns a bird who he feeds the bird, takes care of the bird, trained the bird, loves the bird. He's got a bird. Okay,

he taught the do the birds some good tricks. Your dog gotta sit down, roll over, whatever. Okay, you've got to see the comments. Oh I did under this fucking video. Oh my, going the bird? You're gonna give the bird anxiety all the snow flakes, hold on, hold on, I gotta get you, gotta get the snowflake jingle for this one. Because people are fucking idiots. Idiots commenters, dude, YouTube TikTok, real comment commentators are thread commenters are fucking morons, every

last one of them. The snowflakes were out. Oh my god. Not only the anxiety comments. This bird is distressed. It's screaming at the top of its lungs to shut up. It wants to owner to shut up and be quiet. This is awful. Hey, I got news for you. The parrot has no fucking clue what it's saying. It mimics sounds. It could be anything in the world. It doesn't know what shut up means. And have a nice day and I want to burger. It doesn't know what any of

those phrases are. It hears sounds of your voice and it repeats them. And my real life, I get the parrot trainer here tell me that they actually have feeling an emotion attached to it. I think the complaint was not that he understands the words. It's that the guy was yelling and berating the parrot and they were worried that the parrot would get stressed from the yelling. Listen, I've met a lot of people who yell in their lives, including both of us. That guy could not have been

more softly spoken. Come on, man, come on, come on, come on. He's like he's like a nerdy guy, like telling the parrot the parrots yelling. I would worry more about the guy being yelled at the parrots yelling at him. But to give the parrot, to give the parrot too much credit is just fucking ridiculous to think that the parrot knows and processes what it's saying. It doesn't know. It's just it's just sitting there. And I think it was the yelling. I think it was the yelling parts.

Do parrots yell? Oh there's no dress? Would you rather be a parrot or a chicken? Because the chicken's gonna end up on a plate, So let the parrot can live and gets yelled at. But you know what, Listen, I love animals, I do, but everyone has a different And I'm not the fending these people, but everyone has a different line right of what's acceptable with animals, Like some people love the circus and some people like, you can't have animals in the circus. Some people love going

to the zoo, which is educational. It gives you a better appreciation for animals. And some people all you're you're trapping to animals in a cage. Well you're also the flip side is you're keeping the animals and being eaten by a lion in the in the forest. Well, thank you for that. Brought you on that note. People were complaining that I went to the New York Aquarium a couple of weeks ago, and you know, and I featured that that video on my social They were like, this

is awful. There's these animals, uh, you know, they're being there in captivity. And I'm like, how are people How are kids going to learn and get into these trade and get into these appreciate and appreciate. Yes, without having the educational component of what an aquarium or a zoo can bring, they may become the next zoologist that solves you know, the world from extent an extinction problem, or

you know, you could whatever it is. But but what I'm saying is you have to teach people and and unfortunately there has to be you know, the you know, I get it. We want everyone to be full. But but but they were like screaming me about that about the aquarium. But you can't. You can't own a hamster because you might put him in a hamster wheel, but

you can't. So we got so Sabrina Corpenter was on our show, UH singer Sabrina Corpenter, who I'm a big fan of as a person, as a performer, and she said she was She did a video for her new song which you can go watch. It's um because I Love the Boy I think is the title of it. And she said, you know, we got a real line in the video and a tiger, real tiger in the video. I was like, it's not c G I as I no, it's a very well trained tiger. And so somebody texted in,

you guys are promoting animal cruelty. Animals shouldn't be in videos an so so I said, look, I wrote back, I said, look, we promote UH anti poaching. You know, we don't believe in poaching, offense, f ivory and endangered species, and we give money to to to rescue UH dogs and cats, and we talked about adopting rescue pets all the time. Our line is to respect animals, right, but weed hamburgers right. So yeah, everyone has a different line.

There are vegans, there are vegetarians. There are people who like Siegfried and Roy piece out to Roy. Uh but and there are some places that that whip animals. Terrible, terrible. I don't know how this tiger was was trained. He could have been raised from a little little cat to be friendly ish and and then walk in the video. Right, So are you guys just promoting and get horrible people? I said, look, we're not horrible people. We just at

a different level than you. You might have a leather couch and someone might yell at you for having a leather couch. There's always somebody who's more extreme. So don't act like we're not. We're very good with animals. How about this extreme um? You know today, you guys are making fun of me because I decided to drive my car three blocks to the restaurant instead of walking three blocks in nine degree heat humidity with no socks and thin shoes on pounding the pavement six blocks. No thanks,

you know, I took to my car there. I gave you my reasons. Well, this person they posted the video, this person, and yet Angela Angela's ce. Hey, how about thinking about your planet? The planet emoji hashtag shameful, hey, scary Jones. Everyone can do a little bit to help crying face emoji with the tear coming. Our planet is literally burning up around us, and as humans keep thinking

it's someone else's problem. So because I decided to drive my car three blocks, this person feels the need to write that on my comment thread because and once again, is that really I'm hoping they're half joking. I mean, I mean, maybe I'm taking this too seriously. But if you know, they say that said and jest, you know, by the she doesn't know whether or not you have an electric car. She doesn't, but you know, I don't. I mean you don't. I don't. But look, your car

doesn't pollute. And uh, if you had taken a taxi cab would that have been any better? If you listen, If you're in pain, you're out of shape. A person, not you, But you're entitled to live your life a little bit better technically I'm not. But okay, but I

don't understand your point. But I'm not. There are there are people that that have I don't want to single anyone out our slices may have it, but there are trucks that spit black smoke into the sky and then they have signs on the truck that says fuck the fun, the the the environment, whatever. Those people maybe shouldn't spot their truck up for three blocks, but you have a clean burning car. I in the stand admissions. I get it, but leave a person alone for driving three blocks? You

know what I mean? If you have bad feet, your bad like. I gotta be honest with you. I made fun of you for doing it. But on the walk home on back was hurt a little bit, and then it started raining on us. Yes, oh, speaking of rain. I gotta call you out because because you listen, anyone needs a lift home, I drive them. You've needed lift homes, I drive you. We go to things in the city, Go Scott, take my car. Drive you back to your house. Oh man, pretty appreciate that. No problem, right, I always

pick you up. On the way into the city, I go scared, I gotta pass your house anyway. I'll pick you up right right, have I haven't turned you down for a ride if you needed it. Never, Hey, bro, do you wanna drive? I drive to the met game. I'll drive right driving it for you. So today's on Friday, Wednesday, we live right, we leave the building. It's a hurricane. It's just a downpour like it's a it's a tsunami of rain. I know what tsunami isn't rain. I know

that I'm saying. It's sami rain. A lot of waters coming down. The trees look like they're gonna fall over. It's craziness. The people from our building are all lined up by the doors outside like trying to hide under the little lip of the building because either they want a vape or they want to smoke in the corner. They want to go somewhere, but they're waiting for the rain stuff. And it's the strongest rain I've seen in

a long time. It's a long time. So I have to walk to the garage a block and a half a block and not a lot, but in this pouring rain, when I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt, it's a bit much. It was a hundred degrees earlier. So Scary, who normally parks in the garage with me, has gotten post pandemic lazy and he parks on the street sometimes just sometimes right one or two days in WEEKI parks on the street where he really shouldn't, right in front of the building. Right in front of the building, you

walk out, there's this cop boom. So he's driving Sam home from our show and I go. He goes, hey, man, I have a good night. I see tomorrow. So I said, Um, I hate to ask, but um, could you just drive me the block, like, go around the block to like and just drop me off with the garage. I said, I'll even because the garage is in the middle of the block. I said, if you want, just do the wrap around and then drop me off at the corner

so you can keep going straight to the tunnel. And Scary goes, no, man, I'm gonna go straight here and go to the other tunnel entrance. He goes, but, but there's an umbrella upstairs. If you want it. It's a big umbrella. It's a big umbrella. I go, okay, I guess that's as good as a lift. And he gets in his car and he drives off dry and I go, now I have to go back upstairs. I looking through a pole crap in the studio for the umbrella. Hold on, I get the umbrella. It's a giant umbrella. What's the

problem with a giant umbrella in a windstorm? It's blowing and turning inside out and I'm like pulling it down on my head from circumstance on a sunny day. He had a circumstance, but it was raining. You call your car getting hit the circumstance that you don't know. You don't want to kill the environment. That's no, you really want to know. You know, there's no excuse there minutes try there is an excuse ahead. Yeah, I had to

take a dump in the worst way. I was like, I gotta get home right right now, and you walk past the bathroom to leave. No, not doing it in the building. If I don't have to, I don't do it in the building. I don't care. It's like there's a there's a toilet in the garage where I parked. No, even worse that place because I had to walk in the rain because you had to poop. Yeah, I had to go. I had to get me out of here. Selfish and considerate, son of a I'm not selfish? Are

in considerate? I had to go. I had to go. I'm like, I'm not gonna make it. So those extra two minutes could have been the death of me. I'm just saying. I would say, you're full of ship, but not anymore podcast and I can't. I can't you feel free to you know, when you gotta go, you gotta go. But don't, dude. You know I'm there for you at every time. And I appreciate that you give me rides home, and I that you go out of your way. And I'm appreciative you drive. You've never driven me home, by

the way, You've never driven me. Oh wait, but yeah, you passed my house to get to yours. But I live nowhere near where you. I don't have to. I drive into the city, I pay for the tolls, the gas, and I go. You know what, someday scale pay me back. Nope, I have to poop. I can't drive. You go walk in the rain. Someday I'll buy you a steak dinner, Yes, someday,

you know. Speaking of people not being appreciative, I'm driving on the main road where all the store, the shopping is uh in my general area right like it's the it's the it's the it's the main road where like there's a best Buy and a Target. Right So I'm I'm doing some shopping. It's a Saturday, and you have to turn from the main road into this big right turn to get into this into this into the parking lot where the stores are. And there's a girl, girl

I don't know, maybe she's eighteen twenty. She's crossing the road from the little grass area to the others of grass area because this grass on both sides of where you turn in. And I think she's walking to one of the restaurants, because maybe she works in the restaurant. I think she had a shirt on from one of the restaurants. And I stop mid mid ramp to go into the parking lot. I don't have to stop. She's not at the crosswalk. I stop. There's a call behind me.

I wave. I go, you know what you go. You look like a nice person, go to work. You go in front of me, and she looks straight ahead and crosses the street. Never says boo, never waves nothing. So I rolled down the window and I said, excuse me. Most people would say thank you're a wave, you know in that way. She turns around. She goes, fuck you, douche. She said that yep, And as she turned her out

and walked away. So not only did I not get to thank you in or the wave that when I tried, you know, I look, I understand I was being you know, that guy for pointing it out, but maybe somebody should point it out. You know. It wasn't like she had headphones on and she was like in his zone. She looked, she saw I stopped, turned her head, walked straight across like your damn right, you're stopping for me. No. No, So then I go to Costco and I had to

do her. I had to do a return at the customer service desk and whatever the reason was, I had their seat. They were having a problem. They couldn't do the return, so I had to call a supervisor or to do the return at a at a register off to the side, like the supervisor register, like when there's a problem. So I go over there and there's a guy who his job is to go behind the counter and take a shopping cart and load up all the

returns and go put them back. Okay, So he throws them on a on a like a big hand truck cart thing loaded up. It's a flat bed with two like on each side. It's like, uh, got big big handles and behind me is all the abandoned carts from people leaving the store and didn't need the carts. So he's going past me, and I know the cards are behind me. So I go hold on, man, let me help you out here, and I move all the shopping carts out of his way. I cleared the path. You

know what he says to me. Nothing. He goes right by me. Do do do do and keeps going. Now I could have said, you know, sir, most people say thank you, But let me point out the difference. He was bigger than me, of course, that you're not gonna You're not gonna approach him the way you approached her. And also I wasn't in my car. I could drive exactly by the way. There was a car situation that this guy had David Brody written all over him. He

was at car. He pulled a fucking move man. We So I was down the shore with a buddy of mine and I guess for some reason, we were moving lanes and my friend didn't signal for whatever reason, I don't know, because whatever it was, I don't know. He just accidentally didn't signal. Okay, accidentally, it was an accident. He's signing he's not a dickhead, okay. And then so we're sitting in the line of cars in a red light, and in our right lane a car pulls up. Here's

the David Brodie character. Uh, rolls the window down, and I looks at me, and I look at him and I and I'm on the passenger side of my best friend's ride and he's on the drive's seat. Yep. And I rolled down and what's up? And he goes, hey, he goes, that's a nice car you guys have. He says, yeah. My brother goes, yeah, it's a nice to range Rover. It's nice. Okay, cool, because wow, I'm really surprised, um, you know, uh, for a car that's brand new like that.

It's it's it's crazy how you the blinkers don't work. I mean, you probably should get that. He goes, he probably should get that checked out. And I'm looking at my friend and I'm like, this motherfucker's toying with us. So I figured I go right back and I'm like, you know what, I'm like, you know, you know, you know, hey, Brian, did you realize your blinkers aren't working? And then he I winked at him, you know, and he goes, nah, man, he goes, oh, wow, dude, thank you so much for

telling me. I'm gonna go into the shop and get that looked at. This is crazy. And he starts like flicking his blinker like trying to, you know, pretending goes, oh my god, I don't think it's I don't think it's working. Oh that's so nice of you. Thank you so much, thank you. And then the guy just like gives one of these like fucking assholes, rolls up his window and just keeps going, I tell you a story, but you have to be an asshole. And I'm like,

that's something David Brody would do. Yeah, my, but I see a range Rover is higher up. You have leverage on me exactly. Yeah, he was in a low car. See My response if I was in the range Rover was would be like, you know what, when you can when you drive a car expensive like a range Rover, that you don't have to signal. It's only the poor people that need to signal facts. Do the Jogato thing or not? Not? No, I think we should talk to Joe. Well, I don't think we're gonna do it on this episode.

I think it's funny if we just talk about him. I think we should just explain the bit. I think I don't think we need Joe to come on, and you know, I don't think we do can. I don't want to use that chip. I don't want to bother the Joe to come on and then he goes. He may want to, yeah, but he may he may want to comment on this. He may want to say like, what the funk are you thinking? Scary? But I don't

think he would take that angle because he's a good guy. Yeah, but he I think I think I think he would. I think he absolutely would say that. So I think I think we should prepare him. I think we should call him and say, hey, would you like to be on to discuss this. I wouldn't call him now. So then do we not do the story now? No? Do the story? Yeah? And then we can. And this is not something that I do often. I don't know. You might.

You might now when I was at once, you think it was okay, So then I want you to tell yours as well. So when I was in Montreal, and we'll make this quick, when I was in Montreal with my buddy Danny, we having having the world's not best bagels, Danny, any connections any connections having the best fucking bagels. By the way, don't fight me on it. The best bagels in uh in North America are in um Montreal, not

New York. So so uh so we were at the bar and we were ordering drinks, were talking to each other, and then this couple comes up to us because they were at the bar, they were going to order, and they lean over there like, hey, wait, we detect an accent where you guys from. And I'm like, oh, we're from New York. And they're like, oh, we knew it. And then the guy goes, we love New York. We are such fans of New York. We are a huge, impractical,

impractical joker fans. I'm like, that is the next thing that right out of their mouth. I mean it was. There was no segue, there was no breath taking. It was like it's almost like who thinks of that? Who thinks of that? Like usually say New York, you think Empire, State Building, you think other things. You think Saturday Night Live whatever, or you think of Landmark or what or

or food, Broadway or Broadway. The very next thing they say is, oh, and it's the Impractical Jokers, And I'm like, get out so so so stop right there for a second. And me and my buddy Danny look at each other like that's an odd comment, you know. So so I was fascinated, right, I was taken right from the get I'm like, I I have a question about that. I have a question. So listen, I think the Impractical Joe. And I know Joe's not in on the shot on

the show anymore. We're there from season ten. He's still on, so okay, all right, So, and we love the guys, all of them, but uh, and they're very talented. But if you think, listen, I don't know where you're from in the country that you'd go, Canada, I guess is not the guns right where the first thing like, there's so much, like you said, so much going on in New York. Yes, I just don't know if impractically as talented as they are. But I was thinking, would you

think about New Jersey? Would you go, oh, but I love bon Jovia, I love you're from New Jersey. I love bon Jovi. Would you say that yes? Because I think bon Jovi is more sit on and spruce. Springsteen and the Sopranos are more spruce, spruce, Springstein, spruce Springstein, our Voice, spruce, uh and bon Jovi. I think they're more. They're more um, you know, connected. And the first word in mind if you're thinking of like the first word

if you think Long Island, you think Billy Joel. I don't mean who knows, absolutely so, but I don't wouldn't think in Practical Jokers is the first one I begged the question. I said, the streets of New York. That's exactly why. Why is that the first thing that you, you know, you mentioned. Then they're like, well, the only thing we really know about New York is Home Alone because they watched Home Alone, the movie Home Alone, which

is the worldwide smash. Apparently everyone in the world that's never been in New York will always point to Home Alone as they're what they think about New York because that's what they see at that end. And for this guy and this couple in Practical Jokers, because they're obsessed with the show and they see them filming in you know, the streets of New York and Staten Island where they're

from whatever. So at that juncture, well, it know the movie thing like if you're from if you're from a small town, right, I was born in a small town, thanks John Cougar Mellencamp or John Mellencamp or John Cougar, depending on how old you are. If if you're from a smaller town, right, or a smaller city and they make a movie about that small town, I get where you go. Well, the only thing I know about, you know,

Dubuke is that that Dubuke movie, right, Like right? But to say, all I know about New York is home alone. New York is arguably the most famous city in the world, one of the top couple right, for whatever reason, how do you avoid how do you avoid seeing New York in hundreds and hundreds of movies on the news? What a hold the crime? Uh? You know, We're like like the Mayor of New York is always in national figure. But whatever the top of mind thing for them was.

So with that said, I was fascinated by it. So what do I do? I say? Well, I said, I'm actually we're friends with Joe Gatto and they're like, no way, And I'm like, no, well I am. I know I know Joe personally, and I know the guys. I'm like, yeah, I'm I'm and the like, no, shut up, prove it, prove it. So then it gets into this like literally escalated quickly, and I pulled out my phone. By the way, but you pulled out your phone. You just said you're a big fan of all of the guys in in

im practical jokers allow them salth q mur and murr. Okay, yeah, I I said, I know Joe, and then I showed my phone and I said, look, he's in my phone and they're like, no, no way, that's a different Joe Gatto and I said, no, really, they didn't think that. They thought you had another guy named Joe Gaddo. They didn't believe it. So they're like, face time him right now. So, okay, you can't bother the guys. Well no, I didn't, Well, brody,

so here's what I did. So I called Joe. I said, hold on a set and I walk away and walk off and I said, I called Joe, and I'm like, Joe, you never hold him, didn't even text him. And I called him. I said, Joe, You're never gonna believe this, I said, um, half buzzed in Montreal. Believable yeah, because I love Montreal. I said, yeah, I said, I'm at a bar and word association. I tell these guys I'm from this guy and this girl, I'm from New York. And the very next thing they say is we love

in practical jokers. And then it escalated and now they don't believe that I know you personally. They want me to face time you. So before I can't even finish my fucking sentence, Joe, face Time's me. Well what the call was still alive and I'm like, oh, here it comes. So my buddy Danny Connections actually tapes this whole exchange with Joe. And by the way, by the way, for for a brief couple of minutes, you were scary Connections.

So I just made this couple life. They were freaking the funk out that I just put them face to face with Joe, that's all. And it was a moment. It wasn't a bragg art thing. I wasn't trying to get anything off of this couple. I wasn't trying to get it. They were First of all, they were like twenty two years old. I was a doing it. You wanted cred, you wanted I don't need cred, dude. You could have easily you could have easily gone to your Instagram or your Facebook and put up and showed him

a picture of you with Joe. You and I have like ten pictures with Joe. He's on our podcast. Look this is my podcast. You face time to him. Joe assaulted the earth by the way I FaceTime him. And when he faced time me and he's like, let's do it. So so that was kind of funny and that was cool whatever it was a moment it was. I didn't

give out Joe's number, dick. So but I've I've been I'm gonna say victim, but I've been on the receiving end of this several times where people were drunk in a bar somewhere and my name somehow came up the radio station and my friends fucking face time to me like boom and didn't give me any fucking heads up, and they're like, scary, You're still fucking bother my phone

Because I do it. I do it every time with love, because one day someone no one's gonna ask for that or care, so I do it now while people still do When anyway, who was the person that you did that for? And by the way, that was the one and only time I've ever done that ship ever. I've never done it ever before I saw I've done it twice with the same celebrity, Enrique Glasiers Get out you

bothered Enrique. Yeah, so my dental hygienist loves loves, loves loves Enrique glass And and you know she heard him on the show and I said, yeah, we're very friendly. This was back when Enrique was banging out pop hits like crazy, and we would have him on like every six months, every time in a new single, we had him on. And Froggy's good friends with him, right, So I I have his number, So I said, yeah, I got I have his number. She's like, oh, oh my god.

She wanted to touch my phone because I had the phone. So I so, I said, I said, um, I said, look, I he's just like I would die to just talk to him. I just stuck go stu. I said, well, I you know I I so I I called him. I said, hey, Enrique's uh I start to bother you. It's David Brody, you know the guy, the guy who sort of know from Elvis show. Yeah, yeah, you don't even know him. That well, no, no, I know he knows who I am. I I know he knows who you are. But right and he knew, he goes, he

knows who I am. But I'm not gonna sucking you get on phase time with her, you know, so he said, he said to me, Goes Brody, what's up? What do you need? Man? What do you need? I said, well, I my my uh you know my uh teeth woman. When I when I say, she's my high jenis the dental high genis she huge fans, She loves you, You're her whole pass. You know, she's she's just fun and she's just thinks the world of you. And and uh, oh, well anytime you want let me know. How about right now?

He goes, put her on. So I I put her on. I put her on the phone. And then he said to he goes, Oh, he had to had a long conversation with her. He says, listen, next time I'm in foro Elvis, you come up and see me, you come visit, so you get so so she texted me right away. Oh my god, oh my god, my god. So next time he came up, I brought her up and you met her and uh and she met him and he was over. Oh. I had a great compensation. He was

really nice, really nice. But the thing is, like, you know, Enrique, I mean like a Lady Gaga. We know her, she knows us. Yes, I'm not gonna sucking bother her somehow, you know what I'm saying, Like, that's not Joe Gatta. We can do that because we're kind of next level friends, right well, like Enrique I had, I had. I felt like I could do that. We were on that level

with Rique. Now with Joe I know, I know Joe twenty years No, within Rique, though, you you were not on that level, you know, but he did it anyway. I took a chance. Okay, all right, right, Actually I asked Froggy when he thought. Froggy was like no, he'd be okay with it. All right, okay, so we got all right back. Um, I want to play a video on TikTok if I might, If you don't mind, I'm gonna play the audio for you. Very funny video, very

funny video. Um. Now, this is this guy did something scary that you have always complained about, You've always bitched about, right, and that do we talk about this? Last week? I think we talked about this. We did this all right, the audio. I want to play the audio. Okay, we're talking about me wearing a Jimi Hendrick shirt, right and not really knowing Jimi Hendrick songs. So I didn't know Jimi Hendrick song and I just didn't know them in

the moment. Yeah, okay, So this video is great. He goes up to people in rock shirts and asks them to name three songs. Well, this is brilliant. By the way, I did see this. He has, he has a whole series of these. Yeah, so here it is, here we go, there we go. Can you name three Kiss songs? Can you name three Sublime songs? Can you name three led Zeppelin songs? And they're all wearing those shirts. Can you name three Rolling Stones songs in three c DC songs? Um? Uh?

Can name three Rolling Stones songs? I don't And he named three a c DC songs? Now, okay, can you name three Ice Cube songs? Bat Man? Can you name three Black Sabbath songs? All a dude, master reality, there's Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath. All right, So this guy stole my bit. He's very funny though. He's the nine th the ninth inning at the ninth inning. Very funny, but it just goes to show you scary. You're in good, You're in good, awful company. At least I'm better. At least I can

name those fucking songs. Okay, the biggest Hendrick song. But I'm I am a fan of lavender and that's the color of the shirt, and I'll continue to wear it, thank you very much. It goes with a lot of my outfits. I've got a lot of compliments on it. I did, I did want to talk about one of the dispute that you and I have have ad um Jay. I want to read this correctly. Jay screen name on Instagram. She's the Dreamer. So Jay is a woman, She's the dreamer. She sent me a picture of brown soup with the

matster ball in it and dil all over it. Yeah, and and she said, oh no, that looks like dil and send me the picture. Now. I clicked on it because somebody had posted it. She wanted me to see it, so it was posted by Phil Rosenthal. If you don't know Phil Rosenthal is he's a comedy writer. He created Everybody Loves Raymond, a lot of other comedy shows, a lot of movies. He's a famous comedy writer that I happened to be a fan of. So I deemed him because he said, this is the best mats of Baal

soup ever, and it clearly had Dilan it. So I said, uh, so I idem them. I go, hey, man, uh, I love your work. Congrats at a success. Whatever I said, I gotta I got. I say that soup does not look good. It's got Dylan it. It's I said, it's not the best soup in the world. It's not better than my mother's and my grandmother's Matsial soup. And so

he said, actually it's fantastic. Now. What I didn't know at the time was, uh, Phil Rosenthal hosts a cooking show, like not a cooking show, like a taste show when he travels around the world tasting stuff. So clearly he's more into food than I am. So he says, oh, that's the soup at Birdie Gees in California. He says, I like dil was my mom's favorite thing, no jokes. She loved it so much she we threw dil in her casket at a funeral. Oh my god, and in the dirt like they threw it in the dirt at

a funeral where they're bearing her. That's how much Phil Rosenthal likes dil. So it's from he said, you gotta go to Bertie b I R D I e Bertie and the g apostrophe as Bertie ges for the best mats of all soup. And on the menu it says MATSI bal soup carrot me so, which is the soup carrot like carrots in it. It says on the menu lots of dil. Of course, that's my kind of place. And Rachel's chicken bra love it. Bring it on because dill belongs in those foods traditionally. No, no, it's an

either or and it sucks. But so I said, I said to to Phil, I said, listen, Phil, if you ever need a comedy writer to work with you from Brooklyn who sort of reminds people of Larry David but also hates dil, I'm your guy. And he wrote back for hilarious. I'll keep that in mind so I may get a writing job someday out of my hatred for dil. But I wanted to thank Jay for sending me that and Phil for being a good sport. When I insulted his mother. Basically, I said, still sucks o my mother.

I loved dil so much that we threw it into the funerals. I'm sorry. There goes my career in Hollywood exactly. That goes to my career. Hey, Bertie, by the way, let me ask you this question. This is something I've been wanting out. Okay, I know the answer already, but I want you to want you to say it out loud.

Whenever I want to get into a hot restaurant, or get past the line in a club, or do something, we'll drop Elvis's name, well, yours I dropped usually the name of the show, and me right right, Elvis's name and yours right, okay. And I always get be rated for it. I always get oh my god, chastised, especially when you're in a drive through. I'll do it in a drive through, asshole. So so here's here's an example. I was at I was out in Uh, let's just say I was just trying to get into a club. Okay, No,

I'm not. I don't want to give out anything. Okay, yeah, I'll give it out. The guy's name, that's all. The doorman, the door dude, the door kid, that's what's his name? Tofur No, his name is tofur you. Uh so, I it's a tough door. It's tough to get in it. You need to kind of like even though you know tofur No, I don't know tofur okaylfor is the third party here? Tofer is the door person I'm gonna end up talking to and in a minute. So a buddy of mine said, look, you know, i'd work part time

security there and people know me. I get tables of my bottles. Um, that's the guy. Because I'm gonna be there and I'm gonna go in at like a certain time, and you're coming in after me. Anyway, I'm gonna let them know at the door that you're coming and it will be no problem to get in. So me and Danny connection, was it? Danny and my buddy Briant was my buddy Brian? Yeah, Brian, Brian who doesn't signal Brian

rho doesn't signal jets keep Brian. We call him jet KEI Brian because as opposed to as as opposed to toilet Brian, who's who falls asleep on the toilet, This is jet skey Brian, jets keep Brian and I were headed out to this spot, and so my my, my buddy gets there ahead of me, tells the door guy to Fur that I'm coming, and he's like, oh cool, yeah,

that's great, Yeah, scary, yeah whatever, blah blah blah. So now fast forward to the point where there's a bunch of people outside and there's not letting anyone in and there's a fucking rope there, and I hate that. I hate that. I grow less and less patient with situations like that every single day. But um, I woke up, get get the guy's uh attention. I'm like, Hi, I'm

looking for to Fur, you know. And they got a popped collar, you know, like sunglasses, probably wearing ax bodies pray whatever, you know, the type, and and uh it's like, who's asking? Well, I said, well, I said, um. Adam said that you would again people around me too, so I didn't want to talk too loudly or throw my weight around, so to speak. I said. I. I said, well, well, you know, you know my boy at dam right, He goes, okay, yeah, I'm Tofur. What's up? Adam texted. Adam said that I

was coming through with a bunch of people. Um did you talk to Adam. Who's Adam? I said, okay, I said, uh, Who's Who's Johnny said Adam. Adam. He kind of works security part time here. He also does a lot of you know, promotions and stuff. He was actually here a half hour ago, he said, he spoke to you about me, and uh, in fact, um, he was like, because I don't know what, I know a lot of Adams. So he started getting flippant with me. So he has a lot of he knows a lot of Adams who just

spoke to him about you. Well, that's the thing that he's I know a lot of Adams. I'm like, okay, but obviously I'm giving you a specific scenario. A dude who walked in a half hour ago named Adam who you know, talk to you about me coming in and he doesn't remember. He has amnesia, this dude. So I pulled out my phone and I said, look, here's the explain Here's here's the text exchange between me and Adam said, see to fer at the door, Tolfor is gonna hook it up, tolf We'll let you through. So and he

looks at it. He looks at me and he goes, well, who are you, and then of course I was forced to say, well, my name is Scary Jones and from the Elvis de Rancho and he goes, he lifts the rope immediately. He goes, well, why didn't you leave with that? And I said, I said, because I'm just trying to be humble. You know, I don't want to be I don't want to like like throw my name in your face, like, hey, I'm Scary Jones. Let me in. I said, the fact of the matter is my dude connected me with you

and and said it was gonna be all good. I don't know. Why do I have to throw my name around? He goes, this is the Hampton's dude. He goes, you gotta say who you are. He goes, you gotta lead with the don't bury the lead, and he laughed and he let me in. But the thing is, see, he wanted me to be just to match the obnoxious yea, but I can't do that. That's not who I am. It really is not who is. It's absolutely who you are. So I just jumped in Scary Jones from the elves

Duran Morning Show and the worldwide Brooklyn Boys podcast. He can't. I hate doing it. I didn't Brooklyn Boys podcast now here was an example of me trying to downplay who I was, and it got me into a tangled mess where it's like a what who huh what? Whereas if I just would have said who I was, stated my name and my affiliation, he would have immediately let me in. But imagine that, Imagine that. Wow, wow, Well you'll know for next time not to be uh, not a douche.

I'm not going to be the screet. I can't believe I've been the screet. I can't. I did it in this case, I was, and and it it actually worked against me for a couple of minutes. Well, let lesson learned. Never be b b be. I gotta be me at all times. I got a Scamboni audio to play. All right, we'll do audio next, but can we do the Scamboni's. Let's do the Scamboni right here? Did I tell you the story I may have? I don't even tell you

hit it what we got Brodie? Okay? Did I tell you last week about malware bites that I downloaded software and they charged me for it? No? I thought I did. Well? If I if I there's an update, so if I didn't mention less we I apologize. So malware bites is a anti spam, anti virus software you can download now. For like twenty years, it's been free, but recently it's not free. But you get a fourteen day trial. Cancel anytime.

Right after fourteen days, they lock it and they have to use your credit card, but you don't have to give your credit card for the fourteen day trial. Okay, So I thought I had a virus on my computer. I thought I did so because it was it was it kept I know what it was. It was a browser hacker, a hack. So when I would hit Google and enter, it would go to a website. So I had to had to eliminate this particular browser hacker, a

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it says malware Bites sixty three dollars. I know, what the fuck? I didn't give them my credit card? What what? So? I email email malware Bites and I said, hey, you guys charge me for well, what's the what's the invoice number? Because I explained the whole story, by the way, didn't I'm I'm shortening it now, But I tell them the whole story that I just told you, I said, so, I wrote back, I go, there is no order number because I didn't order it. You guys charged my cards somehow,

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you see anything that date. You clear malware bites, charged me a two year subscription rate. Just give me my money back. Uh, we don't have a record of that. But you charge me well uh and then they want me back. Well, we spoke to our our fraud team. They need the first four digits off your credit card also. So I said, no way by giving you my force four when I already gave you my last four because you already's charged my credit card. There's something wrong here.

Give me back my money. I gave you everything you wanted. I want my money back. So I called my bank and I said, can I dispute the charge? By the way they look on the card to see if the card was physically charged, I don't know what you mean by physically charged. If your car was card was did you mat did you crush? Did you cross check the transaction on your credit card statement? I don't know what you're saying. It's a debit card. There is no credit card.

Every time, every time you make a transaction, it appears on the ledger of your of your card. No, it appears on the let. In my day, in my bank, it's on the let says it says it my card. Because I thought they were trying to scam you out of money right there. Now, they weren't taking my money. It was a credit card charge or debit charge to my college. Legitimate charge. Okay, well it was an illegitimate charge. Confirmed charge though, Uh yeah, so um uh so. So

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I do it all right back. I'm very unsatisfied. They write me back, how can we help you? I go, look at the thread, look at my case number. I want my money back. I felt like the guy who wants it to dollar bill back and like two dollars right, okay, So I said, Sidy, go, oh, you know what, we don't handle our credit card transactions. That's a company called like too Close or to to outlook to someone with a two on it, right, So we're copying them to this email chain. So I write it back and I go, hey,

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not heard back from you. Therefore we are closing the case. Please fill out a brief survey. What the far? So I'm saving it all up and Monday morning, I'm voting all those emails to my bank and they can look at it and they can suck it. They can suck it. So fuck you malware bites, fuck you hardcast with body and scary some sound. I got some sound, you got sound, we got sound? Uh, and then we gotta get out of here, so go for it. No, you're tell me what clips are that's you know how we okay? Well,

we have three clips for you. I got the spoiler What about all the ones from last week? Uh that he didn't play? Actually we did play them. I lied. No you didn't. Let me Let me look at me, let me look at the list. Yes we did. I got Okay, I got the I got I got three clips for you today, we got you play. Did you play? Oh? Yeah, you played a spoiler alert? Come on, that's what we're so. First of all, most people say spoiler alert when they mean spoiler. Right. Spoiler alert means I'm about to give

you a spoil a spoiler. I'm about to go spoiler alert like turn off your TVs. Joe dies in the movie. Right, you say spoiler alert first, but people go, oh, that guy ruined the movie for me. He gave me for spoiler alerts. No, he gave his spoilers. There's a difference. But that's not the bitch. But whatever the case is. When you say spoiler alert and what part of the story should just say it before you anything? Right? This spoiler alert, what I'm about to say, He's gonna ruin

it for you. This guy is talking about an athlete at the Major League Baseball Draft, and he's showing a clip of the guy rounding the bases hitting an inside the park home run. Listen to the clip. Now here a few months of video. Does the report for me? Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert and he gets flying around second base spoiler alert. Yeah. Afterwards, after the after he says inside the park homer. So he gave you the action. You know what happened the conclusion first,

and then he's a spoiler alert. This video is gonna show you what I'm talking about. He's gonna hit it inside the park home run spoiler alert. Video does the report for me. Here's an inside the park homer spoiler alert. Oh god, idiot, Hey, I'm about to punch you. Hey, I'm a punch in face. Okay, can you play to fungus? Now? This clip is another example of people not in the

same room and completely in congress. So normally when you hear commercial like this, the kid will be like, dad, you're you shouldn't wear socks with sandals and the dad will go, but honey, I like him. Right, He'll address the kid. Okay, this is a commercial with toe fungus. Listen to the kid and listen how the father has nothing to do with the kid. In the commercial, Go ahead, Oh dad, why are toenails so ugly and yellow? Hey? It's James. And if you're like me and suffer from

toni el fungus, please take at that. She says, dad, why are toes so gross and yucky? Whatever? And he says, Hi, this is James, so ugly and yellow? Hey, it's James. And if you're like me and suffer from toni el fungus, yeah, you're right. One has nothing. First of all, we don't know if she's addressing the guy we're talking about. If he just reminded him to tell say okay, I'm gonna ignore you and talk about my toe fungus problem to

this audience over here, like he totally yeah. The non sequiturs and right, or is he introducing himsel as James to his daughter dad, you want you TODs ugly? Hi, honey, I'm James. That's terrible. Who writes this ship? I don't know. Play one more time, imagining he's talking to her dad, why are toails so yellow? Hey it's James. I know your name is you're my father? He also suffers from a d d Okay, Yellow, Hey, it's James. And if

you're like fun this little bitch, I'm gonna talk to you. Yeah, five people over here, all right, So before I play this last clip, we're gonna end the podcast on this clip. It's a it's a little bit long, it's like forty five seconds. But I was listening with my kids in the car to TikTok Radio, which is a channel on Sirius x M that plays songs that are on TikTok. Right, some of them are some of them are twenty seconds long, others are three minutes. But the d d j's are

like twelve years old. They're not ready to be professional DJs, but they got kids who must like TikTok and they have made him DJs. So this guy, you'll hear, he's okay, he's talking about somebody told him that in a certain part of the world that when you have house guests, you don't offer them food. Okay, Then if he found it strange, Now in America, people come over, you feed them, right, Hey, come on house, I'll give you some snacks, come over

to dinner. His point was that's that he heard something. But this guy can't put two thoughts together and he's upset about something, beats it to death and I'm sorry in advance, but I wanted to share this with you. I am sorry play this kid talking about this thing, and let me preface it by saying this. These tracks, these tracks also are They're not live, so it's not like he fucked up and he had to continue on. These are what we call voice tracks, so he had

a chance. They record them first and before they placed them in the playlist for to air on the radio. He had a chance to rewind it, think about it, and maybe redo it. But they to There are kids that work at college radio stations, nothing but respects, scary work to the college radio station, and you sound like your eighteen nineteen and your co sky gets paid to be on the radio. Now, look, maybe people listening to

the radio don't know not going over his work. This is gonna bother the funk out of me because he could have. Because to me, if I would have recorded that and listen back to it before I inserted into the playlist for the station to air, I would be like, that didn't make any sense. But I'm gonna do that over again. You you achieve you you strive for greatness and when you're on the tape, Well, we're doing this, by the way, we were doing this podcast with like

live what's called live to tape. It's not tape, but the point is stopping and stopping and starting. We're not rethinking, we're just doing it. Okay, so we funk up, we sunk up. But this dude had a chance. Okay, I didn't even hear the clip yet. I can't play the clipped. I'm sorry. Is going crazy right now because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal to not feed your guests.

Like a lot of Reddit posts blowing up, and people are posting on fake talk of just like people doing their experiences and like they're like they would go to their friend's house and when they eat dinner, they tell you just like to wait in the room, like they don't invite you to dinner or or to breakfast. Like someone else says like, oh, I woke up for breakfast and I went downstairs and their friend was like, oh, I'll be right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family,

Like no invite. And then apparently it's like super normal to um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden, let me know that's true or not. It's Bill Talk Radio Breakfast. Oh my god, I think I'm dumber. I'm dumber for having heard that. Can you just play the first like ten seconds where he's just trying to get going. I don't I don't know where to begin with this, Like, what the fun is it? What did he say? You know, this kind of thing is blown up. It's sort of

blown up. It's kind of it's was blown up on Twitter, red up, put reddit post on Reddit, everything's blown up. So play the first just to get the red going crazy right now, because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal to not feed your guests, like okay. So so he's trying on TikTok. It's TikTok blowing up at any point in the best two weeks. Not blowing up, blowing up

people talking about Swedish culture. No blowing up, blowing it. Yeah, red and and the Reddit post that he started. First of all, I'm trying to dissect what his point was. So so he's trying to say that in Swedish culture it's common to have company and you don't feed them, or you don't offer them, you don't offer them anything, right, or sit down to dinner while your guests are in the living room and you eat dinner and ignore them. Right, Okay, okay,

but what what But that's a three second thing. Hey, it's it's Billy on the radio. I'm hearing. I'm seeing on social media that if you live in Sweden you don't feed your guests and you have a meal and ignore them. That's crazy. You're done is going crazy right now because apparently in Swedish culture, like in Sweden, it's not particularly it's kind of not it's just normal to not feed your guests. Like a lot of Reddit posts blowing up, and people are posting on TikTok of just

like people doing their experiences. I'm like, they're like they would go to their friend's house and when they eat dinner, they tell you just like to wait in the room, like they don't invite you to dinner or to breakfast. Like someone else says, I will go presis and I went downstairs and their friend was like, oh, I'll be right with you. I'm eating breakfast with my family, like no invite, and then apparently it's like super normal to um be doing that. So if you're from Sweden, let

me know that's true or not. It's me billy radio. Yeah, okay, um, I guess I get that. I'm gonna say I guess he kept thematically. He kept with the same idea. It was an interesting idea thing. But yeah, he and he hadn't It had no ending to him, right. I don't want to critic he's probably a teenager. The point is he probably could have articulated that in about even if he wanted to expand on it, maybe twenty seconds. You know, how would you have done that? David Brodye, I just

did it a minute ago. Are you listening? I said no, if you're talking about it, if you're being conversational, hey, it's Brody on the radio. I was on TikTok yesterday and I saw a couple of videos about people in Sweden. I didn't know this. If you live in Sweden and you have people over at your house, if you go to eat dinner, right you have you don't even feed your guests, You let them sit inside watch television and you ignore them. We would never do that here in America.

You having a food for everybody, or you don't eat, you give him some snacks comes into the table. That's weird. If you know anything about that, give me a call, Hit me up on hit me up on Twitter. Right, David Brody, Yeah, that's great. I would say I would. I would. You would say, how did you do it? I would do something similar. Maybe I would say, you know, the people in Sweden are a lot, a lot like David Brodie, cheap bastards. There you go. You know, I

expect the same thing from Brodie. It's almost like Brodie lives in Sweden. Yeah, that's radio. I'm not I'm Swedi. I'm Swedish. You know that that clip is hope. That is a that is an inspirational clip. I played why because if you're a slice and your dream is to one day be on the radio, that shows you got

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