#221: Smoking A Doobie With Dad

but you want my help. But you said it's controversial, So I'm excited about that when you need my help. We in second quarter? Are we are we? Well? It depends. Look in the mirror. I'll tell you what. That's why I asked, because I'm starting. It's getting to the point where my uh, the band on my boxers just starting to bend a little. When I sit down and on the box a little fold over. When I get little fold over in these boxers with the top band, it's

like that means my stomach is starting. It's starting to push the band get muffing your muffing. It's it's getting close. I gotta stole you. You're a quarter ahead. I gotta I gotta put I gotta put the brakes on. I I went to the story yesterday. I bought all healthy ship because I'm like, I gotta stop right now. I bought mulberries. Who the funk eats mulberries? I eat mulberry bush. If you know what I'm saying, Dude, have you had

a mulberry? No, it comes off around the bush. It comes off as granola, but it has a weird texture like raisins on the inside, and it's very They're very sweet. But that's not going to keep you from eating six donuts when they come in. That's the issue. I can't. It's not yeah, you know, you know what you're doing. You're in you're in uh phase one of weight loss. Will you do the easy part? You go and you buy baby carrots, and you buy fucking elderberries? Whatever you eat? Now?

I got hummus, I got, Yeah, you get all that you got? Who'sa wats it's? You know? Even if I even went for the oil less hummus. Yeah, oil is like the shopping shot. You buy a bag of lettuce, you right, you gotta get the you get the shredded carrots, and then you go for the the healthy, the flowerless, you know, candy or chocolate like like like, for instance, you have by Thursday, you've got a craving for real

chocolate because you've been cheating yourself out of chol. Right, I meant the cookies, and then they have these flowerless cookies for gluten free people, and I'm like, well this tastes good. But meanwhile, you don't realize that you just eating a load of you're eating a load of sugar. Yeah, well you're eating all they're the crap. Yeah it's bad. But you know, what I had for dinner was a couple of stalks of celery and that was it. But I'm hungry. So now that's because that's not a healthy

way to diet. Did my new commercials teach you nothing? You know, I'm sitting here and I can go now. I think about pass sponges. I can go for some Feltman's hot dogs, steaks. Let's go bring it on. Oh. I had a feast I'll tell you about in a little while on Sunday for my father's birthday. Oh my god, he got I had some issues there. What your father? We'll talk about that later. Speaking of eating healthy, I I went for the discount rather than the healthy today,

and I wanted your opinion. What would you have done considering now you're thinking about how you eat. Now you know I'm trying to eat better, right except when I splurt an auto Chok pizza comes up to the to the station. And so I went shopping today. I went to Whole Foods because I was in the area. I don't normally go. No, I'm not Whole Foods. I'm sorry. Wegman's, Well, look at you being a boogie bastard like me. Wegman's the Bogies, but maybe most incredible supermarket chain, at least

on the East Coast that I know of. Speaking of chains, I know Fogo to Child's to chain. I just meant it's not a theme restaurant, it's upscale. But the Mets were talking about on the chain. By the way, thank you for hold on. Thank you for all of your talkbacks. We were not even gonna go over those. We got all of your talk backs about Phogo to child being a chain. I was right, except for the one person

that said it's pronounced Fogo to something It's not. I just called three Fogo to chows and they all confirmed it's Fogo to chow. So that's yeah, Okay, anyway, so, uh, Wegman's is unbelieable. Wegmans and Stu Leonards are the best supermarkets in the East coast, Okay, at least northeast. I'm sorry. So I'm at Wegman's and I got some normal stuff, some healthy stuff, and I'm walking down the frozen food aisle and they always catch my eye. There's four or

five flavors of Tina's burritos. They're individual burritos. They're not healthy, they're not close to healthy. They're three forty calories and like eighteen grahams of fat. But if you wanted a burrito, you could have a burrito, Like once a week, you treat yourself to a burrito. Right. I love Tina's burritos. I haven't had one in a couple of years. Do they come off as healthy by the way looked with the packaging and it I don't like the trick I

don't like the trickery. A lot of these places, or a lot of these you know brands, they put hand green. Everything's green, everything's like leafy and plant. But meanwhile it's it's again loaded with carbs and shars, or they or they put organic on like organic chips. They're just still greasy and fattening chips. They just they used so they didn't have they weren't sprayed with pesticides at some point. I'm exaggerating, but they're not healthier necessarily. Some of them

are are less fat. The baked ones are less fat, less less unhealthy anyway. So I'm looking at the barritos. I'm going, you know, I shouldn't get a burrito. I shouldn't get a burrito. I'm trying to I just bought a bag of romaine lettuce. I did all. I'm doing it, but I'm actually doing the good stuff, Like you buy the stuff, but then you got an eat bad. So I said, you know, how bad as a teena's burrito, right,

I'm just so. I opened the door to the freezer and I'm like, you know, I'm just gonna look at it. I'm just gonna look at it, yeah, and give it google eyes. I'm giving it to Google eyes. And I see that the the spicy chickens to forty nine for a burrito, and there's some other flavor that the cheese enchilado one. I think to forty nine. Then I look at the hot red bean and beef one. I don't know if it's discontinued. I don't know if it's so what about it? Forty two cents? Scary forty two cents.

So I took a picture of it because I'm like, okay, this can't be real. I'm like, I gotta get one. Forty two cents. I take one, and I go splurge. I'll take and I went, wait a minute, the two cents. How do I not get a bunch of them for forty two cents? So I completely throughout the fact that they're not healthy because they're they're a deal. I chose a deal. So when you see me gain ten pounds, go bro, do you look like you save some money? Absolutely?

You know what, though I don't, Okay, this is gonna sound crass. I'm starting to I'm not look at the price so much as I am about the amount of ingredients in a package. So it's been taught to me that if you're gonna go for chips or one of these, you know, junk food things that are quote processed, you look at the back of the look at the label. The less ingredients that are in there, the better it will be for you normally, unless your order, unless you're

buying Crisco. And let me reiterate, there was less digits in the price of these burritos. But see that's that's where two digits. That's where you and I differ. I looked at the label and it said two digits. I don't know how many ingredients there are. I'm sure there's xanthem gum and all kinds of other stuff that one. Let me go get one read the ingredients. I will tell you that anything that says partially hydrogenated blank, anything that says high FRUC dose cords syrup, anything that says

enriched wheat flour, all awful things for us. And then obviously things that end in OHS O S glucose, I'm sorry, sucros dextros um, forget about malatol and things like that. Terrible things. These are things I've learned over the years. By the way, here's the sound of a frozen burrito wrapper. Yes, let me see if I can read this, because everything is small. It's a small burrito, alright, three calories, sixteen

grams of fat. It does not say on the label forty two cents, but you know it shouldn't so because it was forty two cents and fattening that that's better. You're gonna get it. You're gonna buy it. Every time you're gonna order it. You're gonna eats you kidn't. That's one of the things I love about Chinese food. You can you get feast for fifteen bucks. All right? Let me see on a second, So what what what does it say? I'm trying to look at the label, but

it's it's got to be loaded with beans. But the thing a beam by itself is good for you, right, Yes, bean ingredients. I guess this is because it's a it's a burrito. Enriched flower. By the way, how many lines of ingredients hold on holmie, hold on enriched flower? What did I say? Which is bleached wheat, flour, nyacin, reduced iron, thiamine, man mono nitrate, ribo flaving right off, right off, hold your folic acid water? So that's so so top ingredients

flour with all that ship in it. Water here comes Then it got beef, pinto beans, tomato paste, soybean oil. That's bad for you. And then it says contains two or less dehydrated onion, textured vegetable proteins and no vegetables, salt, modified food starts because you don't want that real food, starch, halapeno puree, and that's it. No, wait a minute, apparently

there's another side of the ingredients. I only took on took a picture of one column because it's small, but it said less than two once it starts to get into that. Yeah, but hold on, let me, I gotta keep going here. Hold on the paragraph too, No pepricorn, citric acid, baking powder, multidextron odium, bicarbo, terrible things, terrible thing starts. Sodium, aluminium sulfate, aluminium, selfate, calcium sulfate, mono calcium,

fus fate amount, guar, gum. There's the spices, ground red pepper, crust, red pepper, garlic, powdered caramel, color, dough conditioner, sodium Is that for its hair? Yeah? I think csle we have to return it. Corn starch, micro crystalline cellulose. Forget it, man, it's I was out of dude. Dude, you had me at enriched wheat flour the very first thing on there, and it contains wheat and soy, soy. That should kill

general rule of thumb. Anytime something starts with largely hydrogenated or enriched wheat, it is awful for you from the jump. That's it. But you said you did something there that was in the news recently. Um that was also too good to be true. Did you see the gas did you see that? Yeah? Hold, I gotta returned this to the freezer. It's melting. The dude would just throw it away yourself a favor throw away. But my hand is glowing.

Hold on, hold on. Meanwhile, in my freezer, I have rice Kylie flower from January that I still haven't made, broccoli florets in my freezer, all frozen foods. These are the things in my freezer, but I'm not going to get to them, probably until my next Dr Fat laws next January. He didn't hear that, so it doesn't count. Hi, So what do you say about me? No? No, nothing, just crashing you out. So there's this gas station that's charging sixty nine cents. That was charging sixty nine cents.

Somebody realized it was an error and it was supposed to be four sixty nine. So what do they do? The people started texting each other. Before long they had a run on gas. That gas they lost thousands of dollars before they realized the error. But now what does that he come out of people's pockets? And the reason why I ask is because I have a similar story coming up. Well that they only read the headline. Then the full story is the guy set the price in

the morning. I guess you have to set the price in the morning to the pumps if they go up or down. And I guess he was raising the price to five sixty nine or four sixty nine or whatever from whatever it was. And he set the sixty nine but didn't set the dollar amount. So the gas was going out at sixty nine cents. Everybody paid that, but

he couldn't make people who drove away pay anything. So that guy is they're trying to make him paid the fifteen thousand, So he started to go fund me or kick one of those right, So apparently he's got like people have donated five thousand dollars to it, but he always on the ten thousand dollars. Yes, So basically all those people collectively that got all that gas at the wrong price, they should have said something when when but

ten dollars should have But are they held liable? No, you're not liable, you're morally okay, he's why that is great? Hold that thought. We'll be right back and rody. Are you saying my burritos shouldn't be forty two cents? Yeah? I'm thinking that that was an error. I don't think it was going came up, and it came up in the registers forty two cents. Somebody mislabeled your burrito the same way that people mislabeled that. Someone mislabeled the gas thing.

And you should have reported it because you know that ship was not forty two cents? So how are you anymore? Hold on? You just called all those gas stealers wrong. They are wrong. But I didn't say that that the thing was mislabeled. I said I thought it might not come up in the register. But if it didn't, isn't it your isn't your civic duty? Is it your isn't it your responsibility to then be a better person and say, hey, uh this something is not making sense here. You're only

charging me forty two cents? Is that? Is that? In? Is that you know kind of punched in right? You know in the machine, you know, in the computer, and I guess it was being discounted. Look, if you go to a supermarket and as a sign and the price is wrong, they're obligated to give it to you. I get that, right. But once you pointed out, they change

it immediately. Right, they go and change it. If I say, hey, so it is marked wrong, they honor the price, and then I tell them where it is and they immediately go change it. But we just people didn't mention it, and all day rang up fifteen thousand dollars in debt. That was collectively, but each individual person rang up about gas and for sixty nine cents a gallon. Again, the first guy, the first guy, a woman could have said, hey, listen, man, it is what it is. I paid what I had

to pay, but I think your price is wrong. I'm making the analogy. Then by that logic, Brodie, you took a burrito out of the freezer that was marked forty two cents, and then when you they rang it up and rang up as forty two. At that point, you could have done the same thing and saying, hey, by the way, it's kind of weird that I did. I said to Avina that was her name. The cashier at

Wegmans Avena. I read her name tag and I said, I was bringing up at forty two because I wanted to check, but I don't want to be like the guy who's sure springs up properly. She said yeah. I said, that's weird because the other ones at to forty nine. She said it must be on sailor being discounted or discontinued. So story, the sign was professionally printed forty two cents and the register rang up forty two cents, and my forty my burritos, even if they were in the system.

Wrong is eight bucks, not fifteen thousand. But I did bring it up to a Vina that's her name, okay, because and I'll put up a video the woman in front of me, I went on the line the fifteen items are less line and you have to bring your own bags in New Jersey. This woman had seven bags worth the merchandise that Avina had her help her pack on the express law. And then she said hold on

me right back. She went and grabbed more produce. I had a wet She probably found out that the burrito is gonna grabbed a few of those while she was all right, well, you know the reason why I was talking about gas for a second ago. It leads me to something that happened to me over the weekend. And and by the way, over the weekend, this is a separate story people were deeming me. I get it. Brodie's gonna be pissed he didn't get his steak dinner. I

went for a steak dinner on Saturday night. It was the Jersey Kid's birthday, and he invited me and my girlfriend down to hang out with him at the Butcher's block. Not not a client, uh not not a sponsor. You should And I did a little I'm going again. I'm going again on Friday night. So so we're hanging out at the place, and and I obviously, you know, put the meat, you know, the meat locker, you know, like and the people like, oh, Brodie steaked dinner, stake like,

this has nothing to do with Brodie. This is nothing to do Brody. I'm sorry, Jersey Case support. The Jersey Kid should have invited. Brody is not my half a steak dinner too, he does he does you a steak dinner and not a half one a full. So anyway, so on the way home from that I stopped for gas. Now this is where it gets fuzzy. I was on a stretch of road that I thought it was. It was like gas station Row. One place was there that was your mother's name in high schools station Row? Yes, yeah, Hio.

And so I pulled up in one place and and lights were on. Nobody was home. I pulled up a second place. Some of these places. Your father's nickname in some of these places. So these gas stations, we had the lights full on and everything, but no attendant came out. And in Jersey you cannot pump your own gas. Let's keep that in mind for a second. In New Jersey. Everything in New Jersey, you know, for that you have

to wait for the attendant. In fact, they have an attendant lock on it on the pass code, so it's an attendant mode. So you can't get gas out of there unless the attendant comes and punch some of them, play some of them, some of them. So anyway, I'm on my third of with gas station. I get gas, comes to maybe it comes to sixty five. I give the guy a hundred, he gives me back. You paid cash for gas? Yes, and yes I do sometimes on this case I did. I gave him a hundred dollar bill,

uh for sixty five dollars. I had a hundred dollar bill. I gave it to him sixty five. Gives me thirty five and change, roll up the window. See you later. Get home. The next not even the next that that night.

The next morning, I go to put my wallet in my in my shorts and I pick up my wallet and I'm like, the guy gave me all fucking singles, and he literally had had like ten singles in there, and fives and tens he didn't have He didn't have change for a hundred, which is weird because thirty five dollars. So I'm looking through the my change, and I realized that he gives me in there was the thirty five

dollars plus my hundred dollar bill. He he did one of those things where he took the hundred from me, reached do into his pocket and must have combined all the money when he as he was counting the money to hand me back my change. I find out now the next morning he gives me. He gave me back a hundred thirty five dollars in change. You didn't count your change when he gave you the change. No, because I saw a twenty and a bunch and a lot of singles, and I'm like, okay, it's it's right. I

did not count my change. I'm not going home with thirty four dollars, my friend, I'm counting that ship. Well, you know what a dollar can buy you. I understand that I trust Burrito's. I usually trust. I usually trust these people to do the right thing. Well, now you've learned a lesson, because now you learned that the guy doesn't count well, which means he could have ripped off. But too, I hope you're driving back there. Well, that's

the thing. It's forty five minutes away, and it's on a stretch of road that was in the dark at one o'clock in the morning that I don't know which gas station I was even at. And it was a cash transaction. No, got no credit card. It was a

cash transaction. So I'm sitting here now thinking like, oh my god, because had I known that this fucker gave me a hundred dot my my hundred, all, I'd like, excuse me, he didn't take my money, because that's what definitely have had it happened, unless there was another hundred stuck in the middle there from someone else's gas. You know that, because it wasn't one of your many hundred dollar bills with the hundreds. Nope, nope, nope, nope. I only had a hundred dollars on me, so it was

I had a hundred twenty on me. That was it, and then had the hunt. I gave the guy a hundred so I came back with that money, and now I feel like absolute shit. I don't know. I remember going to a BP, to an Exxon, and a Mobile and and a Sonocco, and I one of them. At one of those four, we actually got service and we got the uh we got gas, and I don't know which one it was because at that point it was late.

I was gonna meet I was gonna meet Coma, and my girlfriend was like, well, let's just go home, and she was asleep and she didn't She couldn't remember. She doesn't look at those things. That's too much detail for her. You don't remember the company, the gas company. I don't If you saw a picture of it, would you know what? Would you? Well, they know what a BP looks like, but I don't know. If I was at a BP, I remember stopping. I'm okay. What I'm saying is, here's

a couple of a couple of things. Number One, you can go on Google Maps or Google Earth and look at each gas station to help you remember on that street which one it was. Also, you can call a couple of them and say the night that's where i'm That's where I look like a fool, because what gas station is going to answer the phone and say that that I don't owe them a hundred dollars. If i'm you see, say I think you may have made a mistake with the money. Will you guys short any money?

And if they say, yes, exactly a hundred dollars I gave Remember you spend a hundred, I gave you thirty five. If he's just he's specific about it. Yeah. And by the way, if I can interrupt you for a minute, for the people who are listening to the podcast, we're saying, fun the girls companies, they make a lot of money. I'm paying five dollars a gallon. Funk them. That guy's out the money. Gas stations are individually owned and franchised. The major companies, you'll never make a dent in them.

Anything you do it to get the sixty nine sent gas guy. He works for the guy who owns the gas states. I feel like I feel like I cheated this dude out of well. I feel like he might have cost him. He might have had to pay you know who knows. I mean, if if the the the gas owner, then he was not the owner. He was at one o'clock in the morning and he was just working there, well, then he's gonna be out the hundred. Unless the owner is so rich you know that slide

or do they just not notice it. I think they have to notice it. I think I think they have. I think the pump gives you a total at night, and you have to reconcile the money. It has to be. It has to balance each other out right, because he enters a cash price, because the cash price is different, so those pumps know how much. So his his register is short. We'll call it a register short. A hundred dollars at the end of the night. That's correct. I

feel terrible. Plus whatever else he may have made that mistake of other people. Well, I gotta be honest, it's forty five minutes away on a dark road and I don't even end it was a cash transaction. I don't know which place it was. I ain't going back. I can't. It's it. You win some, you lose some, and I've lost a lot over the years. Believe me, that's not how it works for that guy. Well, I feel terrible, But what am I gonna do? You know you don't feel terrible. You feel it, but I feel you know

you don't feel about you feel terrible. You'd call the guy, you could. I just don't know who it was, Okay, I just told you how to find out the trouble. Also, if the guy, if the guy works there, I could. I would imagine he could charge your credit card over the phone a hundred bucks. I imagine he takes my credit card number over the Okay, you could venmo him a hundred dollars. You could pay pal him. There's other way you could sell him the money him first, I

just told you to find him. Give me bucks. I'll find him for you. Fuck you, But I don't know it was. It was an interesting moment. I don't know. I feel like a ship head. You should not how we go to commercial? I feel like you feel like well, I could throw I could throw in something real quick before we go to commercial. Well we're okay ahead, I just I'll leave it this before we go to commercial.

I'll talk about it after the commercial. There's a new car logo that's driving that drove me crazy for weeks until I googled it, and there are websites talking about how people are being driven crazy and how it's a terrible logo because nobody can tell you what it says. All right, I'll tell you what it is when we come back. That's a cliffhanger. But you made me feel like dogshit. Well you know, listen, if it was you I have, if the show was on the other foot,

I would drive back. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, slices the guy who grabs grape soda out of a refrigerator and say the guy who pays forty two cents for a burrito and barely says anything about it. You're going to drive forty five minutes to a place you don't even know where you got the gas to try and go on a hunt to find out which place you short change and gave you the wrong amount of money back. Okay, not that, not that it's forty five Not that it's

forty five minutes. But I did last week go to Whole Foods and you don't have to bring your own bags to the supermarket. Now, I had, I left um a ten dollar, nine dollar chicken tika Masalam meal underneath my bag, and uh, I went back and paid for it. I drove back to Whole Foods and paid for it. So, yeah, I would find that smells. I'm I'm I'm a different guy. That's how I am. I'm legitimately I would feel guilty

in most cases. I'm like that too. But the circumstances I presented to you still warrants me trying to go find that. I don't know, I what if it was five hundred dollars, that's starting to get into big, big numbers, And I don't know if I could live, you might be like a hundred could be like a thousand of him. That hundred could be like he may only make four or five hundred a week, just saying your heartless passed

a week. The car logo. So this car company not an upscale car company, and a normal company, not like a Mercedes Benz, a BMW or Porch. A normal car company has redesigned all their cars, a lot of them. And I gotta tell you. For a discount car company, the cars look awesome, like they look like they're much more expensive than they really are in real life. Right, but they redid their logo. Now the logo you may have seen it on the road, looks like a K

and a backwards end. Oh, this is the one that you showed me and you held up the logo and you're like, scary, what kind of car is this? I've shown that picture to a bunch of people. I got it right, Nobody knows what it is except me, and right, you knew what it was. So I went on websites. I looked it up before I before I showed you. I knew what it was when I showed you. And there are marketing websites to talk about how awful this logo is, because if people don't know your logo, then

it's useless as a logo. Well, it bothered me because I was like, I thought it was a new car company, you know, like Lucid Air. Wouldn't this car anyway, So what the hell do you care? That's not true. I had a hun Day, which is the sister company of this company. It turns out it's k I a it's a Kia. Yeah, And at first glance it looks like the Volkswagon Volkswagen logo because it's like kind of like it's kind of pay in the backwards end and it

looks like it V and a W. It's weird. So yeah, so if you're if you're seeing that logo going what kind of sports cars? That it's a Kia. And I did make a key of joke today and I'll have that in my Unused Jokes segment. I made a key of joke that I don't think went over well, but I thought it was very funny. We'll get to that, man. That's my keyao. I'd like to tell you scare if I can about my uh my appointment with the dermatologist.

All right, may I do that real quick? So if you've seen me on the Elvistra and fifty minute morning show on which is video, which is on Instagram and YouTube, there's a red mark on my left cheek. Now, I've had something on my cheek for a couple of years because of the pandemic. I was like, bucket, I'm not gonna you know, I'll worry about it whenever. But it's like I thought it was like a pimple, you know,

like a little post in it. I would pop the post and it would be read for a couple of days and it would would close up and was fine. There would be the pus again. So I decided to have it looked at. Now that the pandemic is basically over, I'm not wearing a mask to cover up the thing on my face with the mask was a godsend for that.

So I go to a dermatologist. And the thing with dermatologist scary is and a lot of doctors now is that people are going like two doctors they hadn't been going to and so it's like a four month wait to go to a dermatologist. So I called up a bunch of them, and I called up one that has like thirty people in the practice, like it's a mega practice, right, And they said, well, the only guy. We only have one person available this week. I said, you know, it

might be skin cancer. I don't know, but I don't want to wait four months to thing to find out, right, So they said, I, well, we'll we'll give you James. James is not a certified dermatologist. He's a dermatologist p A or he's he's a certified assistant. He's on his school. He's on his way, but he people still struggling right Ramen. But online his reviews are off the charts. I looked his reviews that they love him. So I'm a guy. All the guys gonna do is like, look at the

thing on my face and diagnose it. So I go in for the appointment and and very nice guy, and he says, I gotta take a sample and we gotta send it out to the lab. It's okay, Well what does that entail? He's well, I gotta shoot you at novercane to deaden the skin, and then I gotta take a razor blade and scrape off some skin and send that to the lab. That that's routine, I I know, but you know, I was hoping he could just look at it and go, oh, I know what that is.

That's uh, you know, exeema. So so I saw I was like, oh, all right, fuck. So it takes this need only sticks into my cheek and it's very uncomfortable and it deadens the skin. Then the nurse hands him a razor blade and I you can't see it because it's on your cheek, but you see his his hand moving back and forth, and he's like, yeah, he's scraping it.

He's scraping that ship, right, Yeah, he's taking the sample a right, So he says, all right, it's gonna be two weeks for the lab, usually could be less, and we'll call you with the results. A scar at that point, Well, it didn't leave a scar because it's like paper thin, like if you if your skin peeled from the sun, it'll grow back. So it took I don't know, almost three weeks. I didn't hear from them, and my face at that point is now like a light pink. It's

just about healing. Right. They called me from the office about two and a half week mark. Hey, Mr brodie're terribly sorry, but the oh no, you don't want conversations to start out like that. Yeah, well it was something that affect but it wasn't. It didn't sound like I was dying, but said the lab. The lab said that the sample wasn't big enough to test, and we're gonna need you to come back in and give another sun. I said, I said, what. That's where his inexperience kicks in.

I said, how how do you you raise the blade? In my face? How do you not get the big enough sample? So it's just I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what happens. We put it in fluid, and then when they poured out through a strainer that she was, I will bring you and when can you come in? I said, well, I'll come in blah blah blah. Day Okay. So I go back in and I'm pissed, scary, I am not happy. But like, what kind of free does or can you get from a dermatologist? Right? Like when

am I gonna get? So I go in and if you steal a stethoscope on the way out, no woman named Amy, it calls me Mr Brody. Come in. She's the now this at this point, I've made an appointment with um with uh what was her name? Uh Carol Carol? That was her name. So Carol's the official dermatologist doctor okay, older woman, legit and um and I was Amy. Amy is the assistant. She's got a mask on. Everyone's get the masks on. It's important that I tell you that

because part of the story. And she brings me into the waiting room, into the into the doctor's a little office there where I had the scraped on. She's we have to get another sample. So I said, I gotta tell you, Amy. She was, how are you doing today? I gotta tell you I'm really not happy because you know, you're gonna stick a big needle in my face again, which is very painful, and you're gonna scrape my face with a razor. My face is just healing now, and you know I gotta wear a bandit on my face

for two Like it's really inconvenient. Like I wasn't being nasty. I was just like, it's really an inconvenience because I'm terribly sorry. This happened sometimes. I said, well, how do you not get a big enough sample? Oh, that's not what happened. The lab messed up. They must have damaged your sample and when they were straining it they must have shredded it. But that they need another sample. The lab messed up. It happens occasionally with terribly sorry. So

I said, no, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. They said, Amy, your office called me and said that you guys messed up. It was a cover up. So she says, no, that bad communication. They must have gotten bad information. It was the lab. So I said, I mean it doesn't make sense to me. Why would your office take the blame for something? If if, why wouldn't they just say the lab messed up? That seems like an obvious lie. How would I know? Right, I don't know who the lab

is and quotes? Why would they admit that they messed up, that you guys messed up, and that that the the guy that didn't get that's why would they say that? I don't know? But it was the lab, all right, I go, Amy, that's all right, okay, all right? So then Carol comes in and how you doing? Mr Brody? I said, I said, I gotta tell you, I'm not happy. Are you gonna stick a needle in my face again? And raising my face? I said, the lab messed up? Like I don't understand it? Say, oh, I'm no, I'm

terribly sorry. Yeah, what was Jason? Right? If I forget the guy's name is Jay Jay? He goes, yeah, Jason didn't get a big enough sample. Now I look at Amy in the corner. Now stories don't match. Her eyes pop open. So I said, oh, that makes sense, because that's what you guys told me when you called. But Aim here says the lab messed Oh ship so Amy was covering for the office. Yeah, well right, right, but I saw throw it. So then Carol scrapes my face and just I'll be right back. I gotta let it

set for a minute. I'll be right back. So she leaves the office for a second, and I looked at Amy and I go, uh huh, Just, I'm sorry. I thought it was uh huh yeah, right, yeah, right, I said, I guess it was Jay didn't get a big enough sample. And she looked like so it was the whole time. She leaves Boston. So then Carol comes back in and she she she waits on my face to stop bleeding because I was holding the thing on my face, and

she puts the band aid on. She says, Mr Brotis, let you know, because it was our mistake, We're not going to charge you for this visit. So I said, so, I said, so, I said, so, wait a minute, you thought for a second I was gonna let you charge me for this. I go to be honest with you, Carol, I was gonna tell you I want a refund for my last visit, telling me this is a free visit. That's not even I'm already in the hole for a second,

for free dessert and the intologists office. I I go, you you injected me for no reason and scraped my face for the razor. So so I so how about your refund my code pay from last time? She goes, that seems fair. Okay, you caught him, you caught him. And by the way, by them trying to pass the buck to the layout, I wouldn't have said anything. I wouldn't have said anything. But then put Amy was like, oh, yeah, yeah, the lab messed up, and the cow doesn't know there's

a line going on. She's like, yeah, you didn't get a big enough sample. Thank you, Yeah, thank you for telling the truth exactly. And now because they you know, that's right, because now now the onus is on them squarely. And then they don't make their money off of you. Yeah, well right, well they made they made the insurance they got claim. Yeah, I get it. Wow, it just goes to me. So my point is, don't listen to doctors all the time when they tell you the lab messed up.

Now that sometimes it could have been them the lab messed up. Is I'm gonna remember that from the rest of my life. And Amy should have like the people who call you like the front office people. They should have been in on it. Someone should tell someone, should all get on the same page. You have a little meaning about it. By the way, the same messed up the movie. Wink wink. Just tell the guy the lab messed up. He's not gonna know. And who would know.

Who's gonna call the lab? You call the lab. You would never have gone to that step to call the lab. No, no shot. You figured the labs handling a thousand boxes a day, a thousand samples ship happens. You got messed up, all right, right, but they fucking messed up. And sorry, Amy, they just fucked up internally because they couldn't get on the same page with their But then she's talking to me, David Brodie from the Brooken Boys podcast, and she says

to me, Hey, we're not gonna charge you. Oh you're not gonna charge me. Oh that's big of you. You're not gonna charge Oh, because I thought I was gonna tell you to put it on my card. Like imagine imagine if she said to me like, yeah, I'm sorry, it's another expense for you, Like the what the fuck a body? And scary, I gotta tell you what happened to me on Sunday. I was putting the most A hundreds in your pocket. That was Saturday. Yeah, Sunday you woke up with a hun Sunday up with extra money.

Uh did you see um? Did you see any part of my father's birthday on Instagram? And I know you have some things to say about this. Uh you know what I Uh, I saw the Instagram post where you were grilling at your father's house. You will buy the grill, but I did not see the I did not see the because I was so upset when you stayed dinner like every time that I didn't watch because I was like, I didn't watch what happen. I'm gonna double down. First of all, the father was a train wreck. That's exactly

where I'm going with this. But before we get there, I just want to give a shout out to Peter from mbH ME Purveyors. Not a sponsor, but when somebody reaches out to you on it and by the way, he's a slice. When someone reaches out to you on Instagram and says, hey, listen, I want to send you a little care package scary uh for your next barbecue because I hear you you barbecue a lot, and you you know, because I'm lately I've been at my parents

house and I've been showing like Spiral. His name is Peter Spiral, Sausage on the grill, hold on, So you know he's been seeing all that. So he's like, scary, I want to hook you up. So what I did was I said, perfect, it's my father's birthday coming up. I am going to be going to my parents for a barbecue on Sunday. Why don't you send a lot, you know, send a send a steak, a couple of steaks there, and some burgers. This fucker sends fucking meat locker of food and I'm like, what the funk are

you doing? My parents called me up today. They're gonna enough food to feed a block party in here. What's going on? Because it was a barbecue for fourteen people. So anyway, thank you so much for the steaks, the burgers, the sausage, the ribs, all of it. Peter, I love you. Hey. You know what's on my deck? Um about four ft from my hot tub? What a webber grill? Oh? I wouldn't know that, Brody, because I've never been to your pool.

That's That's why I'm saying in your hot so I just like to say I'm glad Peter is a fan of the podcast. But there's two people on the podcast. Peter, I'm just saying, But now, Peter, you don't you know you, Peter, Peter sent you enough food that I could have been invited, but but I wasn't. That's okay. But father's birthday, No, no, I get it. I love you father, that's I. But but but Peter is getting like client worthy mentioned here as if we both got steak nbh me purveyors. They're

looking awesome. And by the way, Brodie, you know what, you know this is turn turn about, turn about turn to bring any home for me? I was, you know what, I would have brought some steaks and stuff home. Seeing that, you know what, maybe I'll go to Brodie's pool, will do a little here some steaks. Here's the phone call, Hey, Brody, I got a buckload of steaks from and from that place. I don't have to say the guy's name. It didn't

say any steaks. So I got some great steaks. I'll bring him over well, barbecue on the webber, you know, on the grill. By the way, I might booze you with the webber. I I bought crappy, rusted out girls for twenty years and I finally got like the cheap model webber. I'm just saying, so you could have said I'll bring steaks you go. You could You could grease my palm a little bit to get over here. I think a couple of steaks might be worthy of sitting in the chase. And I don't think I have to

do that. You've repeatedly disinvited me from your pool. Pretend like it doesn't exist. Talk about how you're in the hot tub watching the met game at nine o'clock at night. Love and life degrees and you're fucking hot tub hanging Alison, and and and and and Garrett over this weekend he brought up two bottles of wine, a red and a white. That's the right thing to do. Did he really, Oh did Garrett come to your pool? Uh? Wow? Wow, Garrett, Garrett,

you invited guarantee your fucking pool. Oh did you really? No? Became your best be But seriously, you your pool. You we've had this, We've had the pool conversation just as often as we've had the steak conversation. Okay, and it's been a it's a known fact that I'm not invited to your pool for some reason. We're best friends. We do a great podcast together, but who whoa whoa Listen. I love you like like family, but we're best friends. Except when you want to go out with your best friends,

the Brooklyn Boys, your boys from Brooklyn. I'm out on that list. Let's let's let's be real here. It's a podcast. We're real. I'm like top seven coworker, but we are friends. And yeah, I have yet to see your pool. So now all of a sudden that I got steak keeping my friendly every day and Ganti invited you in her a pool that she did. But the thing is, I

never get the invite to the pool. Had had we been hanging out in your pool, the first thing in my mind would be like, you know what, I'm gonna take some steak back from my parents and I'm gonna bring it over to Brodie's house and we're gonna we're gonna grill together. But you know what's gonna have thought it at first? You should have said, I'm gonna know, I'm gonna do something nice for scary first, for Brody

rather and you know what, you had no bigger. It's been three four seasons now, you know I've never been to your house. I've never been to your kids. On the dough. I'm putting the official invite out right now, putting on putting official invite right now. Peter from NBH, you can come to my house anytime, bring some steaks. I'll go right to the source. Pete Baby, Pete, Pete. They deliver butcher's boxes to your house. People. They do fresh to fresh shot, never first, never frozen. Have a

house that can be delivered to he wants. He wants people to go check out by the way. He gets a U. S D. A Prime and the stuff is never frozen. He goes, he delivers to your door. It's so good. You got to see the quality of this meat. Oh, it's so good. And the pork chops to die for. Yeah, well thanks Peter. Hey, not a client. I tried to get them as a client. They're working on it, but there's I'm not gonna say the name of the company

because they're not a client yet. And I met someone from the company and she said so from like one of the mark the head of marketing and she said, yeah, we don't really advertise, so I'm not I'm not going to promote them, but I will tell you there's a company, brilliant idea, brilliant idea. They have a fleet of trucks

that drive around New Jersey. They're like the Amazon trucks, but they're this company, and they deliver and prepare food with the ingredients and recipes from major restaurants in your basic area around the country. It's a brilliant idea. It's it's an award winning idea. So, for instance, this truck company, this food company, let's stee a house parks out front and they'll they'll cook lmb's Promoty Gardens pizza. Let's you say,

let's use that for an example, because okayeh, what I'm saying. Yes, they make one of the best pizzas in the area in front of your house. So it's fresh. It's not like they get a rosen one and they reheat it and they get the ingredients from that said place. They know and love that. You're like forty five miles away from that you can't go to right now, so it comes to you in a truck. They assemble it right there. Right, and it's tastes just like you were at that place.

But here's the thing, this is out of a Sieginfeld episode because Lane did the same thing I'm going to have to do. They they're not in every neighborhood. They're in sporadic neighborhoods. Are they in your neighborhood? No? I live three or four towns away from the closest one, but my buddy Jeff lives in one of the towns. You're gonna give a fake ad dress you Jeff's address, go over his house, have them cooked the pizza, and then just take it at the door, and then go

home with it and go yeah, why not? Because Elaine Elaine wanted like a special Chinese fish dish from some restaurant, right, it was fish, right, and they, because you had at the restaurant, the wouldn't deliver it to her address. So she stood outside someone else's apartment in the street and gave that a classic episode a sign classic episode. So okay, that's awesome, that's it. So it's a great idea. But when I met the woman because I someone knew her and I was in an event that she would be at,

and I said, oh, you're the lady, you know. Uh, I see your trucks everywhere. Do you advertise? She says, Oh, we had a commercial on satellite radio. That doesn't count. So I haven't been on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. So I said, you know, I work for the biggest pop culture radio station and the largest syndicated morning show, pop culture morning show in the country. Uh, and I'm on a very successful podcast where we talk about pizza a lot, you know. I said, yeah, we find that the trucks

and word of mouth is working for us. Okay, let that work for you until it runs out. Um, So back to my death, promote the hell out of it, right, So back to my dad. I was completely diverted, so I'll just cut right to the chase. So after this this brilliant, beautiful barbecue. Um, we we had dessert, and then I had which slice set in the dessert from USA? I paid Elfred dessert don't go there? So I ended up. Um.

So we're sitting down at the table now. Now this is this is where things when I was a kid would get you know, we would kind of go our separate ways. So I had I had bald freedk Grani there he was in town, a lot of my Brooklyn friends, My my Brooklyn friend Jason Smaller you know, and his wife Denise, and you know, they're all my age. And and then about three other my friend Teddy, my friend Andrea. We w uh paused for a second. The slices hark back to about three minutes ago when I made when

I said, long boys, LONGOK. Yeah, I know these people thirty five years. These are long before I met David Brodie. So these are my neighbors for four years, I understand. I know, thirty five years of friendship. And they've been coming in and out of my house all those years, interacting with my parents, my brother and sister. So we were sitting around my dining room table in Brooklyn, my parents house, and normally my parents would just get up start or they go up to bed, whatever, but my

father was on one. He was feeling some sort of so he's sitting down written with my mother and me and then all of my friends and now here we are all grown ass adults, and so it's it's weird because we weren't kids. It's not like the teenagers thing anymore. And my parents were the oh you guys, we're all on the same level pretty much as what I'm saying, because as you get older, you all level out. So now we're all talking about things. Whatever it was. My

father says, hey, uh, you guys drink scotch. And my girlfriend was there too, and Robin was the first one to clam up, jump up up, Yeah, I'll take scotch. Robin, you drink scotch. Ye, Scotch on the rocks, and then Bull fig Ranni jumps in. They all like, yeah, we'll take scotch. My father goes to the liquor cabinet, which again never see the light of day. Open up the liquor cabinet. He's got crazy, a crazy stash. I didn't know he had this collection. He puts it all in

the dining room table. He goes, let's have a Scotch flight, meaning look, let's let's sample. So they get the singleized cubes and the rock glasses at the rocks glasses and everyone's like drinking scotch. And then it's round one, two, three, four, And now the hours are going by. We have a Grandfather clock, and the thing fucking strikes every fifteen fifteen minutes. It does its thing, and then on the on the top of the hour, it goes bung bung. The clock

struck eight, then the clock struck nine, and ten. I'm like, oh my god, it's fucking ten o'clock already. We're still sitting around the table. The stories are getting more weird, everything's getting awkward, and then my father's getting crazy loud. I've never seen him like this, but he's interacting with my friends, and my friends are interacting back, and they're having a great laugh and they're like, oh, you're so hilarious, Tony uh. And my father goes, you don't make this

part even better? As if we had some weed? What what? And then bald freak Rani jumps up and goes, I can make that happen, Mr Scary, And I said, no, the funk you can't. I said, you're not going to get weed for him. He was gonna call his boy and let him deliver a bag a weed for my father. Have you ever seen your father do this? Okay, I'm gonna gonna walk it back for another second. When I was a kid and I was in the house and we had these parties with my parents and all their friends,

I remember smelling it. I remember smelling something weird and funny at the time that wasn't cigarette smoke, but I didn't know what it was when I was a kid. So they your parents were jets back then, back then, yes, And so I remember they used to go into that. They used to go that closed the door in the

room and go smoke up and they go outside. But I remember these parties where weed was around and I was, and so that's how I knew what weed was when I went to concerts and stuff, like, oh my god, that's the ship my My parents smoke anyway, so I knew my my father was like that. But now, like worlds collide, is it awkward to smoke up with your parents?

Because now it's like he's combining my friends that I grew up with all these years and now it's him and my mom and and then you know, my mother's like, oh, Tony stopped, and you don't want weed. He goes, yeah, come on, let's smoke right now. Let's smoke a ball. And I'm like, whoa, because my father wanted to show to my show my friends like all these years, like you didn't know this side of me until now because you're all you know, you're all grown ass men sitting here.

It was it was so bizarre. But would you have ever smoked with your parents like that, or or even had they had that cross cross pollination of it was? It was no. I think in a couple of weddings, I had apricots sours with my mother. Yeah, that was about it, right, But you didn't. You didn't even get on the drinking tip. No, no, no, no, no, my parents my parents born drinkers. Okay, alright, just just wondering. Just there you go. And the conversation took a turn

when he goes, I can't believe it. So did your father smoke? No, we didn't get it because no nobody had it on them, thankfully, you know. But then he started getting into other things and he's like, I could I understand he got some crack. I don't understand this woke ship. What is it like to be? What is being woke? And my friends just fucking cracked the UK up. And obviously we turned a corner with that conversation. But

we'll leave it right there. But just know that there's definitely a generation gap, okay between parents and their kids and leaving the father is now comfortable enough to get to he was throwing all kinds of ship out there. And my friend, how how old were you and Ronnie when you met? Um? Twelve and twelve? So what if twelve year old Ronnie turns to your father in something and goes, uh, Mr Scary, someday you and I are gonna have a birthday party for you and we're gonna

smoke pot together. That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm like, it's just does these are these are different? Right? This is what happens like on a TV show would show the young actor playing Ronnie smoking to show you that like the same people from back then. It's just amazing. Okay, Ronnie can't smoke? What you That's terrible. If we didn't we didn't get that that that wow, Hey, before we go, we can take another break. Um, we got a lot of sound to play. I'm looking at that website, the

meat website. You have to give it. You have to plug him again, Scary. Did you have, by any chance the prime Black sent me? Yes, yes, he sent me one of it. He sent me everything, everything that's on us. But do you know how much that cost? Did you look at the menu? I don't I don't look a look at prices. How many of those Tomahawk ribb eyes did you send you Scary two? How much do you think they are uncooked? Uh? Uh, it was thick. I'd say that, Yeah you could. You could buy one of

those with your stolen hundred dollar bill. Okay, whatever? Could we move on from this is getting be comfortable? Yeah? Yeah, to play some more when we come back, right, yes, yes, yes, the book Boys will be right back. Can I read some text messages and do some unused jokes? We could do that, like a little throwaway stuff. Well, this is the and this is the last segment. This is the big hurrah, you know. Okay, So we got a couple of text ments. Do we get here so fast? That's

what I wanted. You were talking on your father was doing drugs and what happened. That's it's a blur. It's an absolute blur. So I got we got a text message today that was reporting a problem. They said, Uh, it sounds like the Muppets song Don't don't go ahead for me scary. The Muppets song Phenomenon was playing over your audio at five to six this morning. I'm listening on one oh seven nine in Syracuse phenomenon, so so Phenomenon.

So I said, I'm sure you mean whenomena. If so, what station in city are you listening in because at that point I hadn't told me what station, and and they said, no, it's definitely does the Muppets song Phenomenon. Loved it, but it was one of seven nine at a circus, right, So I said, okay, um, I hear you and I appreciate you, know, and it's just to make sure I don't want to be wrong. I googled

Muppets and phenomenon. I knew what he meant, right, So I said, listen, there's no there's no song by the Muppets called Phenomenon. It's actually yeah, let me yeah, we we've played this for years on the Big Show. Yeah right, but somehow phenomenon it's great. It sounds just like it does. So I had I had a great then so I got into a little bit of a debate with someone, a little bit of a debate. But you Brody gets into a debate with someone. Shut I know, I know,

I know what you're saying. Hard to believe, so hard I want men at this person. And this person was a lot of fun to talk to. But they sent a text message. He said, so, we were talking about when people ask you questions about your heritage that they think, you know, like asking Gandhi questions about all Indians because she's Indian, right, So they wrote, unrelated to what you're talking about. But if I know, a scammer is calling my phone, I answered the phone speaking in another language.

I use German, Spanish and Hispanic. They hang up so fast. I love it. So I said, that's hilarious. But you know, just so you know, Hispanic is not a language. I'm curious as to what language is speaking that you think is Hispanic. And they wrote back it sure is a language. People in Spain aren't Hispanic. They speak Spanish. So Hispanics speak a language other than Spanish. So I said, no, Hispanic is any country that that derives from Spain originally,

and or Portugal. Most of them speak Spanish or Portuguese. Portuguese is where they when they speak Portugal Portuguese. In Portugal they speak Portuguese. I understand Ambrazil. Also, I was just saying Hispanic nations if you look up Hispanic countries, but Hispanic is derivative of his Spain, Spain, that's where his spaniol Espanol. Right. Uh so, I said, so we got into a debate and they would convince trying to convince me that Hispanic is its own language. They said, no,

they speak different languages in um Ecuador and al salvadorgo. No, no, they speak different dialects of Spanish, the same way people in in Georgia speak English differently than Brooklyn, but it's still English. Hispanic does not speak to a language, It's not a language, right. So that was that was my other text message today. So I was like, I just wanted to just share that with you. That oh, and I sent back, um, I sent a thank you to somebody.

They said something like, um oh, I'm gonna do that quickly, and I wrote back, thank you, bless you for using an adverb. And we've talked about this. Quick is a is a verb adverb. I'm sorry, quick as a verb, and quickly is an adverb, and usually the adverb modifies the ReBs. You run quickly, you don't run quick you run quickly. Right, So I wrote back, good use to the adverb. You made my day, and she wrot back,

I'm an English teacher. This must be Brody. So that made me very proud that people are figuring out it's me um that being said, do you have the unused jokes music there? It is? Okay, let me let me pull up my jokes. So earlier in the week, a story came out that a man driving a car crashed into a FedEx truck. The interesting part of the story is he was getting a blowjob and he lost control of the car and crashed into a FedEx truck. So my joke was, uh, both the man and the truck

ended up with a damaged package. Hio not use that one. These are, by the way, these are jokes that Brody wrote for the show and uh never ended up on the air, but they end up on this podcast anyway. Now some of them. I understand why they didn't end up on the on the show because I was a good one. I don't know, maybe they just didn't see it. Uh. We had a caller today on the show that was they were clearly cheating and googling the lyrics to a

song contest. We could hear him clicking his keyboard and he said, no, no, I'm driving, And my joke was, yeah, you're driving, you're driving a Kia board. We didn't get to that. A little play on words their keyboard keyboard with the old logo. That's a dad joke like that, thank you, And then my last one definitely offensive to some people. Me. I'll give a funk because that's me. Um.

Apparently Chris Jenner has a cookbook out, Mama Kardashians cookbook out. Now, if you remember, the Kardashians defended o J. Right, right, he's partly Robert was part of the law team. Right, Chris Jenner who used to be married to the Robert Kardashian. Right, that's where the Kardashian name comes from. She has cookbook out with Nicole Brown Simpson nachos and she says, those

are the nachos my good friend Nicole Brown Simpson enjoyed. Right, So I guess the Kardashians must have been friends with both of them at one point. So he defended O J against allegedly not killing or killing his ex wife. Then Cole Brown Simpson, who was also friends with the family. That seems weird. I didn't know that, but she says it's a tribute to her because she liked the nachos that way. I'm not taking advantage of the name. Those

were nachos she loved. So I wrote, the nachos are good, but don't try to wash them down with O j we did. We did not not do that, Jock on the show. I understand why we didn't do that one. That's correct. Write the jokes. It's up to the jokes that makes the whole world laugh. Barry Manelo, Well, you know the the jokes that make the whole world laugh. Have we talked about that song? I write the songs by Barry Manelo? No, Barry, I think we have. If we haven't, I think we have. It's two hundred. He

didn't write he didn't write that. The irony is he didn't write that song. I may named Bruce Johnston or Johnson wrote it yet, but he didn't write that song. Yeah. So if you listen to the Brooklyn Boys podcast on the I Heart Radio app, you can talk back to us. Now, you can listen to podcast and at any time during the podcast, hit the microphone and leave us, leave us some feedback on what you're listening to. So, now a

couple of things before we play these. The guy who keeps leaving a message saying test testing who was that four? You're not gonna hear it? So who's that four? Are You're hoping that I would say something? Don't don't leave test messages. Leave the message. Well it sounds like you didn't respond to it. Just there. Well I'm saying, but we're good. We're good, grape soda, We're good. Also, I would like to apologize, even though I knew it, I absolutely brain fart and I was wrong. We've talked about

this on the Morning show. In fact, I looked it up once too because someone questioned our show and I looked it up. I knew but said the wrong thing. That Philadelphia Creamed's is from New York in a town called Philadelphia in New York state. I said it was from Philly, Philly, Pennsylvania. That's a bad brain funt on my post. So we're not going to play those because by there's a lot of these, but we're just gonna

pare them down here for you. And as far as Chow Chow, as we said earlier, we're not gonna play the photo. We have a lot of photo chow Scary is right, Brody is wrong. It's a chain, but I think it changes like Fridays and whole hands. But the change is the change is the chain is a change, the change. Okay, how do they charged me? Though? It seemed like a like a one on one off? Right

here we go, Scary. You said something on the last podcast. Um, you said that Brody was telling your story about the mailbox. Whatever the bird with the bird made the nest in Roodie's uh mailbox. You said that you would let it there, let it, let it be there. If I remember correctly, the last time you had problems with a bird or something, I think you pushed it with the room off of your balcony, if I remember not. I did not do that. You guys put lords in my mouth. I was asking

for a friend. If you take a broomstick, what to do with it? If you, if you, if you're supposed to like you know, how do you? How do you get a nest out of there? I didn't. I didn't do speaker at the rooftop bar. No, it was before that. It was months ago. So you twice now, I tried to kill birds. Problems. You know you've got the problem is you guys have too good, too good of a memory, all of you collectively. Holy fuck, shut up. Fuck up about. I don't know what that one was. Anybody want to

tell us? What were we going on and on and on about? Okay, so I it was something I complained about. It sounds like a guy who's sick of me saying talking about something. Maybe the steak dinner or coming to my anything. It could have been anything, bro. But but this, this podcast is built upon two grown ass men ranting and screaming and yelling over each other and being so

we do go on and on. And ironic part is he told us to stop talking about and then whatever he was talking about, he stopped talking about it and he got cut off. So play it again. I want to get the burbage right for what I'm gonna say next cam is a bit say holy fuck, shut up, fuck up about insert anything you want. So so guys leave his talkbacks for next week's episode of what you think, not what you want us to shut the funk up about, but what you think he wants to shut the funk

up about. And that came in on like that, Say it's just like that, Jesus, just go shut the funk up about and then say what it is. I will play those backs. Play those back all right, what's the next one? Scary? Are you fucking kidding me? It's a monster don'tut pants. By the way, you really think that women are going to go out with a guy who pretended to be gay just to get close to her and then be like surprised and straight and she'll go

out with him. Yes, I'm sure there are some women that will do, but I'm also sure that the majority of straight women, including me, would tell him to get the funk out of my face. Okay, so you got some big fan. I like Monster donut Pants. He's usually on the money, but you can't tell scary. Are you fucking crazy? No? Woman, Well, maybe some, because now you're saying as a chance, right, you opened the door, which

means I'm right. And by the way, I'm at the time that this is happening, and we're talking about if you didn't hear the episode about you going into a gay bar and and and pretending to be gay, so you a woman lets her guard down. I didn't say that it's not shifty and you know, sneaky, and that that it's an awful tactic, because it is all of those. But I'm just saying, sometimes you may you may you know, allow a conversation into your world, and you may give

someone a chance. So, yes, there are women out there who are you know who. I'm not gonna say fall for it, but maybe open to a conversation and getting to know someone they normally would. I don't want to get I don't want it. I don't want to dwell on it. We talked about in the last episode. Next message, Hey, scary and Broody, I'm just listening to the podcast about the gay bar and how you think that girls go there to not be bothered by men. Well, if it's

a gay bar, aren't the girls lesbians? I'm just wondering if scariest picking up lesbians. This is Ters from Very Beach, Florida formerly Woodbridge, Woodbridge. Uh, yeah, you know something is the thing. A gay bar doesn't mean everyone there is gay some persuasion, a gay bar is usually men who are gay. That's why it's called the game, right, But not only lesbian bar is a lesbian But there aren't.

They were They were lesbians there too. But yes, but understand but she would just get you men going to see gay men typically typically, But what she used to understand is that all gay bars welcome everyone. So there are a lot of straight women that go to gay bars. I know that's a fact. That's problem. What I'm saying is there's probably more straight women than lesbian women, because lesbians are if they if they want to meet someone

there at a lesbian bar. Right, But she's trying to say that you don't find straight women in gay bars, and that's untrue. That's all hey, boys are calling, and I just got to tell you scarier. This is one of those conversations talking about the gay bar where the more you talk, the worst. She made it for yourself bad. You just want to quit it, Okay, but give me some context, Bra, What exactly did I say? You know, you can't just make a blanket comment like that. You

nailed that, emailed that. Move on now. Not really, though, If you're gonna leave a talk back, say what he meant was because you went on and on about how like tell him eventually, I'll tell him I'm straight. I don't think he agree with you. I think his point was all right, I didn't agree with you. He disagreed with me. I listen again, I'm not saying that that is the right thing to do. I'm just saying people

do it. And when I got you, Hey Brodie, Scary, Scary Brodie, when you guys gonna get my man Spruce back on the show. Our needs Spruce on the loose on the show. I haven't heard him in a while. And and uh, you guys are very funny. Um point whenever Scary says something, just kind of pocket in front of him. Um. So we're gonna need that to happen pretty soon. Thanks guys. Yeah, you know, I saw Spruce at the radio station. Yes, we're coming back into the

building now. And I said, Spruce, when are you gonna make it appearance on the Brooklyn Boys podcast? Uh? And he said, anytime we want him, we can have him. So so I think you and I need to record in studio one day and pull him in. Yeah. I think that we can, or plan ahead. He's available at night. We have to just let him know advance. Okay, Sorry and Scary. I also I want to argue with you, this is aera from Iowa that Casey Pizza is a stable and it is pizza. It will always be pizza.

I've tried pizza all written United States, but the pizza that's the best is the breakfast pizza. So I'm gonna stop you right there. That was a sixty second talk back. We've gone over this, Brody and I. We've we've we've ripped on this Casey's pizza, this breakfast pizza. We have not had it. We are going to the next time I'm in Iowa. That's the first thing I'm doing. We want to taste it for ourselves before we make cast

any more judgment. So I will say, though, if you have to have a modifier like the word breakfast before, then it's not really pizza. It's breakfast on a pizza. It's basically breakfast on bread. I'm sure it's tasty, but it's not pizza. But I still conclusive. Until we actually taste it, we're not gonna rip it. Okay, we'll know more of Casey Pizza. Hey, Brody and Scary. This is Byron from Columbus, Ohio. I love the show and I'm a fellow lifetime member of the Free Dessert Club myself.

I assume someone would call in regarding episode to eighteen, but after listening to to nineteen and not hearing anyone mention it, I felt obligated to tell you that Scary gave us the shittiest fucking podcast performance I've ever heard. Brodie had to carry the whole fucking episode on his back. You can't talk in a normal death level after ten o'clock in your apartment. What the fuck it's down? Like

Mr Michael Oppenheimer. So what he's referring to was the fact that we had a record so late last time that I was whispering like this, and I was your fault. I was doing the podcast like this because I was in my apartment, and that it's the problem with that, I mean, so thank you for noticing I carried episode to eighteen. Thank you, Scary and Brodie. Brodie and Scary. This is Dez from Connecticut. Give you guys a little hit up on the talkback. Just want to let you know.

I know we can't well be boogie bastard guerrilla millionaires traveling to Rowanna throw effect stacks and Benji's. However, the best day that you can do is go to explore dot org and they have the Rwandan guerrilla live cameras so you can watch them at any time. Puce out, hold on a second, hold on. So, first of all, des uh what Byron and Dez are my favorite so far, although everyone is great. Dez, I'm pretty sure Des is Katie Babs by the way I figured it out. Do

you think so? I think Des is Katie Babs. I hope it is the voice, the attitude. Basically, what I'm saying is, uh, Dez, you can come to the pool party. Uh. And when we do a live event your you had better be there so you're awesome. I'm gonna send you a box of MBHB Purveyor's free steak. How about that shut Up by Scary Scary and Brodie Brodie series Gary

Brodie's DEAs again from Connecticut. I just wanted to tell you guys that I was enjoying my lunch outside here in Connecticut at work in the court system here, and one of our judges that presides over all the cases in our court was listening to me listen to you guys on my lunch break on full blasts on my phone and he's like, what's that? And I'm like the Brooklyn Boys podcast and I'm like, you should listen to it. He's like, I will deal you love you And that's

exactly what we want. We want to see more of that. I mean, Udge you have a judge spreading the word, spreading the word about spreading the word to the noble professional judge spreading the gospel of the Broken Boys podcast slipping in a funk deal at the end, deal fun deal, Hey Bronie, Scary. Listening to episode eight oh two about where Adidas came from, you said the guy was arab. Uh,

he's German. The guy who started company's name was Adolf and his nickname was Addi, And that's where Adidas comes from. All right, talked to you later, Well, he meant to. Twenty ato two was probably a different podcasts at O two. I don't remember doing six hundred other episodes. So as far as the Rising Burbidge goes, Scary is right. Actually can't go either way. So body is wrong, body is wrong. I love you both. Keep unlocking Chow Baby Chow. That's

that's Rock and Steve. Who was gonna come after me? Remember you know that? He DM me and said, you know I was just kidding, which I of course, Rock and Steve, I know you're kidding. Rock and Steve used to be in radio. I know who Rock and Steve is. Uh, and Rock and Steve does not want to come after me, but he said I was wrong, so I don't know about that coming after you. Rocket Brooklyn boys, Brodie is scary,

scary and Brodie is Mike from Dayton, Ohio. I used to live in d C. And my game lets being friends asked if I wanted to go out to the club. I said yes, I went unknounst to me it was a gay club. And Brodie is wrong, Scary is right. Looked up with a girl that I ended up day for six weeks, So yeah, it does happen, Thank you. I feel vindicated. I feel justified. And on the seventh week he found out it was a guy I am by stopped those terrible jokes. I know what I'm talking about. People.

It is possible, but it's not like Corral commercial. I think they're saying and I'm on a roll, but I'm not sure if the context makes sense for that. That's what I said, and I'm on a roll. Hold on and then stop singing it stop singing for a second. Hold on, I don't know what. How does that relate to a couple of guys stuff in the faces? Uh

with buckets of food in the mouth. The only thing that makes sense, Scary is William from Atlanta, while Brody is correct when he's talking about the Veraza commercial in episode two twenty Dude, nitpick on the smallest things. You admit there's medicine for this issue. Say you're not gonna take it or you don't take it, so you're the problem. Take your medicine, then shut up. Oh wait a minute, I think that's the guy who told me to shut the funk up about something. That might be that's what

to shut the funk up was. Yeah, listen, it was actually was a different person. Okay, listen, listen Atlanta. I appreciate humor. There probably is a pill I can be taking. We talked about this. We talked there is medication that I could take. Actually, it won't be the podcast that we do about to say, it would have a very boring fucking podcast. Here's the thing. If I don't nitpick on this podcast the things driving me crazy in life, I will go crazy in life. This is the only way.

Why do you use thousands of people at your sounding board? Like? What? That's the question everybody else because of you're the course of two twenty one episodes, if you include zero I have bitched and ranted and complained and nitpicked about let's say ten thousand things. If if you're upset about the Verizon commercial, then I'm doing okay batting average wise. But

other people like the Verizon nitpick. So listen. I mean, I'm I love all and serve all the way Elvis always says, I'm I'm swinging for the fences on everything I'm trying. God, you listen. Sometimes you know I I nit picks up you don't like, and sometimes you know you If you don't have I Heart Radio, you could always leave us a voicemail on our Google phone. It's the fuck you Abe seventy seven hot line f U A B E seven seven. That's tight. Well, Happy Father's

Day this weekend, David Brody. I'm sure you'll be thank you little pool with your family. Oh it's far from little thank you. I wouldn't know because I haven't been there seen by thirty two. And I'll forget some stake over my brother's house because he's got a pull. Well, you know what, your boys from Brooklyn, they're already follow this house smoke part right now and I'm not there and Normore thing, Fuck you, Peter boys,