#219 All You Can Eat Meat

hours ago? And here we are it's now eight thirty on a Wednesday night when we're recording, And yeah, so I am a I have a small bone to pick with you because I don't think you remember how to speak English. Hey, hey, be nice, be nice. It's when you wake up your your your brain is cloudy. And so a couple I would say, maybe three out of the last five podcast we were supposed to do, you you either slept through them or you slept and we had to do them later. So today I texted you, Hey,

I gave you some sound files to load. Yeah, I text you a couple of times, and then if I didn't hear from you. I finally texted, can you please reply so I know you're awake. You didn't reply, so I called and I said, scared, what's going on? Man? Did you just what you were? You sleeping? No? Man, I woke up a while ago, So you were sleeping, you said, No, I woke up a while ago, but yeah, I said scared. You can't wake up unless you were sleeping.

Just say you were sleeping. No, man, I wasn't sleeping. I woke up a while ago, so I don't know why. I guess I'm sleeping. It's not about lying. I just I was. You see, if you understand something, when I go to bed or take a nap, my phone takes a nap too, and I put it on charge on the charger base and I leave it. So I during the course of that time, I woke up and I started doing some things around my apartment, and then I spoke to my mom and I'm like, all right, I

got it. I got some big sick things I need to take care of here. So I wasn't even looking at messages or ship coming in. So you're just talking to nobody. You're just like texting over and over again. You're yeah, you're you're the clingy ex girlfriend. No, no, no, no, it wasn't there. No, I didn't even there. I didn't say that but like three times, and I didn't hear from you, so I sometimes you don't respond, So I

figured everything's cool. But just to make sure, because we were gonna we're gonna podcast at a certain time, I texted you ten minutes before that time. You know that that that rings all throughout my apartment. I didn't want to wake you up, so I texted you if you're awake, right me back? I mean you didn't, I sit up, he's sleeping. But my favorite was I said, were you sleeping? No, just woke up? Maybe in the past tense. Yeah, well well anyway, now, since then, a major storm has rolled through.

It is an intense lightning storm here. I mean the sky is lightening up every thirty seconds. So yeah, so I have direct TV, so when it's storm storm storm, I lose satellite error seven seven zero? Is that the one seven seven one? See? Oh my god, that is the kiss of death. That is the equivalent of the colorful pin wheel on your Mac. When it starts freezing likeiculation. Yeah, and then it gives you the option you can watch in standard definition, and I'm like, no, I would rather

watch a wall than standard definition? What am I some kind of peasant? Are you that? Bougie? First world problems? Brodie? What you would not watch? No? So I switched over to to watch Obi Wan Kenobe on Disney because that comes out every Wednesday when we're recording this. So I watched the first fifteen minutes and that we're podcasting. So I'm dying because I went out to dinner tonight with my friend Jeff, and he watched it with his son

earlier today. He's like, did you watch it? I'm like, nope, don't say anything, he said. I'm not gonna say to him, just gonna say at the halfway point, don't say it. I'm just gonna say, at the halfway point, you jaw is gonna drop, don't say it. He said, say it, and then he said it, So no, he didn't say it. But I don't want to know. I don't want to know where my jaw is gonna drop. I don't know what I'm gonna cry. I don't wanna know anything. You

know what else we're missing? Now? What? You know what else we're missing? Right? Now the Eastern Conference Finals, Game one, New York Rangers taken on the Tampa Bay Lightning at the Garden. Yeah, buddy, I am a I am a Game five, six and seven hockey fan. Yeah, but how do you not follow this soap opera that's been on Fall five. I've watched, I've watched the last couple of games in the series. Is I gotta say, I'm not a bandwagon, I'm not a front runner. I'm not I'm

not even a big hockey fan. But I'll put it. But I'll put it to you this way. When the Rangers were down three games to one two series ago, and their backs were against the wall, and then they kept winning, it lured me in. And then this last series where they were down two games to none and they came back to win game seven. Again, Yeah, I mean it was a fight to the finish. I love a good fight to the finish. I love it a good even matchup. Right, But tonight's game one, tonight's game

one of the new But yeah, but they've advanced. But now they got me, So now I kind of want to have the TV on the background, But then I don't want to get distracted, So I'm not gonna put the TV on, and by the time we're doing with the podcast, they'll probably be in the third period and it'll catch the end like a true band wagoner. Well, the Mets game today, our first place Mets was at one o'clock today against the Washington National. Well, I hold on.

I didn't watch it because it was my naptime, and so I came home. I recorded it and then I went out to dinner, but I forgot I went out to to our one of our favorite places, Tommy's Tavern and Tap Tommy's Tapping Tavern. No, it's definitely tavern and tap. It's definitely it's okay, okay, okay, it should be definitely sounds better the other way, but it's right. I would do tap and tavern, but I guess tavern is the more important. Tommy's Tavern and Tap tavern and tap. It's

it's definitely the wrong way. There's there's about five of them, by the way, Well I think there's more, but there's four or five in the Jersey area, and it just want to see right one in Clifton, And where did you go? I went to one of them? Okay, anyway, the point is there's TVs all over the wall, and as much as I was, I was not as much as I was trying to avoid the TVs, the Mets score came up on all of them to go to the the one and stand out. Yeah, I drove over six.

I drove over a break. So you couldn't help but watch the Mets replay. I know I saw the score. So now since I have no TV at least I didn't at the time, I'm I have the TV on in the background of this podcast watching the replay of the Mets game I already know the score of. But now I can watch the home runs and the runs being scored. You know, like, I don't have to hear it. I gotta be honest. If a Mets game played and I missed it, I just just give me the score.

I don't need to watch it. You don't have to leave me into spense. Don't do spoilers or alerts and bullshit. I just don't know. It's in the past. It was a live event. I should have watched and live. I didn't lie. I didn't watch it live. The score. No, if I didn't know the score, I would I would zip through to the one the Mets were batting, so I could see they won five nothing. Yeah, yeah, but now I'm gonna watch them score in the background. While it's fine, all right, it's fine, But my point is

I have something to watch because I didn't. I didn't have any TV previously. How was your weekend? Well, oh, I mean so I had a couple of things happened this week ahead. Well you had more. You had different We have do different lifestyles. So you think you're about to find out in the next hour how different our lifestyles are. I'm trying to remember what I did this weekend one of the days. Uh huh, I don't remember

what I did this weekend. Oh yes I do. We went to a Brazilian steakhouse on Friday night, me and the fam. I think you. We went to a Brazilian surgeon who gave us a Brazilian but yeah, well yeah, yeah, called Fogo to chow Brazilian wax, which I believe is Brazilian for more expensive than any other Brazilian steakhouse. So it's like that, and that's the way it is. It was very expensive and it was very um, very pretty place in Midtown Manhattan. That's a change. I don't know

if it's a change. It's not like. It's not a theme restaurant chain. This is a They may have other locations scary, but I wouldn't call this place a change. It's like Tommy Tavern and Tap. No, it's not like that. That's a theme restaurant. Fog to Chow Scary is a is a renowned, top New York restaurant with top New York prices. Sound for you, yes, but it was my daughter's birthday, so I didn't mind. You know, a little extra money. It is what it is anyway, they they

it's like something. It's a certain amount of money per person. And if you've never been to a Brazilian steakhouse, they give you a red like a coaster, red on one side, green on the other, and you put a green side up when you want them to keep bringing you meat on skewers. So they just continuously bring you steak and chicken and pork and lamb and very familiar with the process. Great path to indigestion by the end of the night,

not indigestion, the heart attack. But as part of your dinner, they give you access to the really really nice salad buffet where they have, you know, And so it was all kinds of salads and but what I haven't I have a thought, Yeah, meats and cheese is right, and but I I so I went up and got myself a little bit of caesar salad. And they had four dressings. They had uh a hint of like a basil lime something and it was white with a with a speckle of green, a speckle like you barely see the green

creamy Italian what a ranch and a caesar. But under the lights in this place, which were dim, you really couldn't tell which was which. And they were a little like a little black signs stabbed into the ice around the dressings. But somebody either refilled the dressings and put them in wrong will put the signs wrong. Because none of the signs were in the right place. I had a call a guy over, I'm excuse me, which is the caesar, And he says, I think this is the season,

and I think this is the Italian. I'm not sure, And so he had to call a second person to come over and verify the So the guy like put him on plate and tasted all of them to figure out which of the white creamy dressings was the Caesar because they were all mislabeled. But my, my, my ultimate point is this, when you're eating high end meats unlimited, they want you to eat the sound. That's right, brody.

You couldn't just let you just spot on. They load you up with the filler and the cheap stuff first, hoping that you're gonna be fus. You have some pasta, here's here's a buffet by the way. That is a fucking bait and switch. If I slices be cognizant of this, they're gonna put the plates in front of you. They're gonna give you that open buffet, and you're gonna load up on stuff that costs them twelve cents to put

it out there because they know they don't want you. Man, they have fucking filet and yon, which is gonna be by the way. And then and then the last thing that they give you is the expensive The meats go from cheap too expensive. So after you filled yourself up on pasta and salad and unlimited ship and your eyes are bigger than your stomach, you're sitting there and then the meats come. They go from cheap. They start with the pork. Then they bring over the chicken and the turkey.

We got the chicken. We had the chicken legs first, then we got the top sirloin, and then by the by, like after like seven meats, the baby lamp shops came out and the whatever you call the filamon is the last is the very last meat. They never lead with the fileton. No, no, because all three of those. What happened, Brodie, when you got to the when they got to the last meet the fileman. You know what happened. When my

card was already read, I was like, I'm done. But then when they came around with the filet and the lea baby lamp chops, like I am shocked. A person of your statue, David felt for this bullshit? Oh no, no, no, I didn't fall for it. I left room, but I had to put the red card up to slow down on the mid meats. You don't want too many of the mid meats. So I slowed down waiting for the baby lamb chops. And if they didn't get me, I

was just getting full. So I stopped. And mid meat is like mid meats, okay, slice advice for the slice all your slices. Listen, if you're going to a restaurant that does this kind of tarrascaria there, they're different types of thing, whatever their name is, whatever they want to call it. With the green of the red cards. Do not go up to the buffet to get salad first. If you're gonna get something, get a little bit home or get a little get a little bit of something.

Don't fill up your plate, but then pass on the first three fucking meats because guess what, they'll keep coming back around. Eventually you'll see those chicken legs again. Eventually you'll see the pork. You say, no, nope, nope, and wait till mid meets to start eating so you can enjoy filet and you owt. And then when they get there with the filet and you owt. Then you're like because they give you like a little bit like no, no, I would like double on that. And then by the way,

I'm gonna want more that. Could you come back in five minutes? You eat the fucking expensive meat this ship. Yeah it was good, but we had like my daughter was like, where's the bacon wrap steak? I want the baby that's on the menu. Let's go. So I said to the way to say, can you if you see the bacon rep steak? Guy, can you swimming that around here? Because you knew like other people were up to the bacon rep steak but we weren't. I'm like, we need to cut the line. We need to jump ahead to

the bacon wrap steak. Yeah we can. We got the bacon rep Yeah, so good, so good? Yeah, say boys podcast Brodie, Well you were getting filled to the brand with all the meat you can eat. I went to a gay dance club over the weekend. Oh did you get all the meat you can eat? You're awful? I set you off for that, and you know I did. It was coming still perfect delivery. I didn't know it was coming. Okay, all right, that's what that's what you said. By the way, Hio, So what were you doing at

a gaylub? Oh my god? It's how we got there is the problem. And he got there? Is that his dragon name? How he got Sunday night we were at the Jersey Shore Asbury Park and what did you say? Asbury Asbury Park? Okay, Bruce Springsteen place as an album right right, yes he does. Yeah, absolutely, Home of the Stone Pony where legends are bit made. And by the way, we're on June, the Black Crows are performing Brody. Maybe we should go to that show. We're off anyway, I'll

go back to two. A lot of people have gotten their start actually at the Stone Pony in legendary place. It's the same way when people talk about that place cb GBS, where the birthplace of punk music was in the seventies in New York City. It's that kind of venue that has all this like history to it, you know, the whiskey a go go in a yeah. So anyway, we were across the street from the Stone Pony. Uh. We had some dinner and then we were like, oh, the girls want to dance. We were with six girls

and three guys, So what are we gonna do. Let's take him to dance. So we go to the place water Mark, which for some reason on Memorial Day Sunday, decided not to have a DJ there. Now, I don't this place normally has a DJ. It's a rooftop bar. It's it's overlooks the sand in Asbury and it is gorgeous and it is great. It's no and it's also just it's it's approachable, it's not a boogie spot. But DJ, would you go there? It's just an awesome spot, and it's a cool lou, a great hang whatever you want

to call it. I don't know. But anyway, So, how's a cool lue? A lou? A cool lou? You never heard of the bathroom in certain Yeah? I know that, but not like cool lou is the DJ at the gay bar? Isn't he cool loue? L o U? No? No, cool lou? You never heard of a cool lou. It's it's a hang, a cool hang. Please ask me one more time. Come on, God asked me? Come on you you're an asshole. You've asked me seven tie. I don't know a cool loue is a cool spot. It's just

a chill spot whatever. It also means it's a bathroom. It's not a bathroom. It is a bathroom. But things. Isn't that the Willow Smith song take Me to Our Lou? Yeah, that you skip to my lou? Is that what they mean? Oh my god, I'm so possible. It's like walking through quicksand with you. So we're actually at this. We get there now. For some reason, on a Sunday night, on a holiday weekend, I guess the bars feel they've had enough or they don't want to turn up the way

they do on a Friday and Saturda day night. Because even on a three day weekend you get a Friday night party, Saturday night party, Sunday night maybe not so much of a party. We found that they didn't have a DJ at the spot that we went to that we normally go do. So all of a sudden, we hear music going to and I'm like, where's that coming from? And we look over the balcony over the edge of

the freaking bar. I'm like, oh ship, that's paradise. Paradise at the Empress Hotel across the street and we here and all the girls like, oh my god, they have a DJ. This place doesn't. And I'm like, it should have had a DJ. They had a DJ last night. What's going on. Let's go. They were like, and I'm like, we'll wait a second. That's a you know, that's a gay dance club. And my my, you know, Dave who was with me sex on the way. Dave, I was like, looks at me and my buddy Danny, my boy Danny

Strata was with us. We all three of us look at each other, like, if the girls want to dance, we don't have a problem with this place. Let's go. I mean whatever, love all serve all. I love you know, just grenay guys that you serve. I love great music. All right, keep going with the jokes, go for it. I'm asking you said, love all serv all, love all serv all. So so we leave, We leave the rooftop and we go across the street to the Gay Dance Club,

which is a legendary place. This place has been there forever. So tell me again who you're with the girl Sex on the way, Dave, sex on the way, Dave. Okay, my boy, Danny Strata. What do we call him, Danny Danny connect connection? Right. I love the way you give my friends these fucking names. Danny connections and says on the ny connection. I have to ask the question, did Dave have sex on the way to the game across the street? Did Danny know everybody at the club and

the girls wanted Ny connection? So we walking. First of all, they charge you. They beat you over the head with a fifteen dollar cover. I'm like, you gotta be kidding me, man, I haven't paid a cover in like years since I was like, they know who you are? No, No, they didn't. Well that's the thing. They didn't, so and I didn't. I wasn't about to say orfer it up either. So I'm walking in. I'm like, I we'll all pay the cover.

We walk in, no problem, walk in. Within thirty seconds, some dude comes over to me and goes, hey, you're scary Jones. No, no, kid, you can't make this ship up. I like, so, I'm like, Hi, how are you? You know? And I'm you know? Now? Is that because you're famous or because you've been there many times? It's like no, but it's it's kind of like I just wanted to be inconspicuous, incognito hanging out of a gay dance club with my my girlfriend and her friends or whatever, having

a good time. You're gonna be inconspicuous at a gay club where you're walking in with three girls. You don't think it's gonna stand out just a little bit. Well, a lot of straight women. This another some slice advice.

We'reving a lot of advice tonight. Um. Sometimes a great place to go if you want to meet straight women is the gay club because a lot of them go there because they don't want to be bothered, so they just go to do whether you want to, you want great, telling straight guys to go there, and bother of them going straight guys to kind of go, you know, acting act like a wolf in sheep's clothing, baby, and you know, and these girls like to go and they go there

to dance and be with themselves. Next thing, you know, you can actually you know, kind of slide on up to one of them and you know, and then act the part for a while and then all of a sudden, act who whoa whoa? Act what part? Act like you're part of the club. Lend into the scenery of the gay club, just like pretend you're gay. Not pretend you're gay,

but just just just not don't be so forward. The reason why a lot of straight women go to go would go to a gay club is too because they feel like they don't want to be, you know, approached, so they're telling guys how to go about approaching them anyway. No, because the women the straighting them and that are there at the dance club, they're actually dancing with these gay guys.

And then the guys are like, whoa the party in and are everyone's having a great time, and it's almost like you get a little jealous of a straight guy standing there, like, but what the funk? So I want to make sure I have the straight So you're saying, you want to make sure you have a straight guys should go there because the women are comfortable and don't

feel threatened by straight guys. She's telling straight guys to go there because women don't expect to see straight guys and that cool, Like you might not be straight, that might be cool, and the last you could go, Hey, now you're like, you know what I'm saying, get saying

to get aggressive on them. I'm just saying, it's like just just blended with the scenery, just like, you know, just hang out like party, chill with them, and then you know, if if there won't you know, their guard is down and just hanging you may straight, you may strike a person. No, you may strike up a conversation and you you know, you may get to know them, and then and then and then and then probably think when I walked in here, but now I'm straight, because

just so beautiful. What he's gonna go with? No, but from a woman's perspective, she's probably starting to think, man I wish he was straight, because this guy is really cool. I'm having a great conversation with him. Now you're kind of like, you know, cozying up, and then and and and then all of a sudden you could be like surprised, I really am straight. We could probably go on a

date now boom. See that's how you meet someone. No old woman is gonna want to date you after you pretended to not possibly but sort of kind and maybe not be straight in a gay bar where she's going. There are no rules. There are no rules. There's no sign on the door that says you can't be straight.

So so any straight person comes. What I'm saying, you can be straight, but you're gonna pretend like you're not straight, or you're gonna like leave her alone, but you already know, you already know that she doesn't want to be bothered. What I'm saying is it's a great way of meeting people. It's it's it's a where normally and for some reason, in a in a straight bar or club, there's the get the funk away from me. They have everyone. There's no chance for people to really interact and get to

know each other. But if you're in a safe place like this, where you know where you're not expecting it. You actually you know they have a lot of people have a lot of fun at these places. This is these are known facts. So if I'm going in as a straight guy to go and hang out as well, and I by chance strike up a converse station because a woman thinks I'm gay, well, first of all, shame

on her for assuming that I'm gay when I'm straight. Um. Then the next thing, you know, you could be in in a conversation with somebody and then they which you normally wouldn't have had you been in that straight bar because she's ignoring your ass. Okay, So, so what you're saying is, simmon, who go to gay bars to not to not meet guys, well, suddenly want to meet a guy because you are sensitive and a good listen, let me. Even though they had no interest in meeting a straight guy,

they just wanted to be left alone. You're saying they want to meet Not only do they want to meet a straight guy, they just don't realize it, but they want to meet the kind of straight guy that would go looking for women who don't want to be bothered by straight guys and consider themselves so good at conversation that even though the woman doesn't want to meet you, theyn't want to meet you because you're so awesome. That's the kind of guy she's gonna break the rooms for.

He was so cocky. Oh my god, Oh my god. There's a lot there's a lot of guys out there list thing that know what I'm talking about. That they don't get that. They don't get a shot, They don't get like the chance the girl want to be with a guy who doesn't respect the facts. She doesn't want to be bothered. You're going. But we don't know that, we don't We don't know that they they tend to go there for the great music because I gotta say they, Okay, you have the same music on your on your phone.

Come on now, I'll tell you what. Gay dance clubs have the fucking best DJs. Dude. They they know how to they know how to keep the dance floor packed. They the music. It was one straight dancing after the next. I'm like, this guy knows, this guy is on point. I've I've heard some bad fucking DJs before. They know how to clear a room and as so goddamn selfish that they just playing their own ship, And I'm like, what the funk song is this? Why would anyone want

to be a part of this? And right I'm talking about I'm talking about like straight places at a gay dance club. They know what to play. They got the Brittany, they got the Whitney. They're playing like some Rihanna, they got Kesher going, they got like all kinds of anthems. They aunt's anthems. So let me tell you. Let me tell you. Okay, I'm a I'm a I'm a hold on, I'm a heavy metal fan. I'm a hard rocky even. I know what songs to play. So you're telling me that a DJ, let's call him a gay club DJ,

that it's got to be great. They have the best music. Blah blah blah they do saying that straight clubs. Oh no, oh my god, you're cutting out. You're so oh my god, oh my god, cutting out. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Repeat your sentence because you're cut out. The whole sentence was butchered. Ahead. Okay, dude, don't just say just say it once. I got it. You're saying to me that a gay gay club DJ who knows all the best songs to play would never be hired

to work in a straight club. You don't think a straight club would like, Hey, I'm gonna over pay it. If you're not saying that you straight, you're putting words guys. So you're saying, you're saying DJ's in straight clubs don't know to play Brittany and Rihanna, and they don't know some of them. Some I'm not saying you know some DJ. You're once again you're going to extremes for no reason. No, you said, I just said the best music they do. And and in fact, Okay, so our boy DJ Dramas

you know him, right, great DJ. He works with us at the radio station YEP, Straight as an arrow, Amazing at what he does. Okay, he spends in a lot of straight places. His talents were discovered by the gay club here in Jersey City. He spins there as well, because they know great music and a good spinner when they hear it. So they only hire the best. Okay. Oh and straight clubs don't hire the best. I never said that, but there are. But there are a lot of DJ's out there that can't get out of their

own way. They can't get away from their own ego that they feel like they know what to play and they're not good at what they do. Most of the lions share, the big majority of them are awesome DJs. Okay, I'm not crapping on djo spin, I'm not. I'm just saying that. And again, you gotta you gotta in a gay club, they only get the best. They only hire awesome DJs. The music. Some people don't, some people don't. I'm just saying, you get you get a clunker now

and then. But anyway, that's not the point. All right, I'm fascinated. I know you're fascinating. It's a whole of the topic. But you have to take my word for it because I've I've been places. I'll say this, okay, and then people you may or may not agree. But back to your point about women, here's why. Ultimately they do kind of want to meet new people in situations even like this where they say they may not. All right, here's what happened. We had We were with six girls.

Two of the girls were single. They were having a

great time. Next thing, you know, they we see all of us in front of us on the dance floor two six ft three twenty two year old ken doll guys that basically where they have their shirts off and their sweating and they're both in insane sick shape, and they are dancing with each other and they're making out with each other on the dance floor as they're jumping up and down, and they have no shirts on and they're sweaty and all that, and and the girls look

at each other and they're like, oh my god, what a waste, meaning like I want to meet these guys. I want to meaning like when they say what a waste, they're like, they're like, they're pretty much like, Oh, these are guys that we can actually meet and and and these are the guys that I want to meet and hook up with, which goes to show that even though they don't go there for it, they sometimes will get in the moment and be a part of that. I'm

not I think you're can, I think you're confusing. We come to the gay bar to meet nice straight guys versus, Wow, look at those ripped guys. I wish I could meet a guy with a body like that. No, they want to know those two women wanted those two guys that they want two guys who are making out with each other. No, they wanted them, and then they're like, oh they're making out, Like fuck, I have no I stand no chance. I

stand the ridiculously attractive right. So they don't really want to meet guys, but if there's a ridiculously attractive guy, they go for it. Correct. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. So let me change. Let me change what I said before slices. If you are a ridiculously attractive, ripped, six ft three muscular Kendall looking perfection, then you can go to a gay bar and pick up Street. That's not what I said. You're twisting my words again. I'm repeating

what you're saying. I'm saying you're I'm saying counterpoint to your point. You're saying that, Well, if they want to, they don't want to be bothered. They're going there to dance. Yes, but but if adonnas, if if Don sapped them, if if Captain America is on the dance floor, they want, but they don't want to meet you means and and

sex on the way, Dave, what about Danny connections? Oh? Dad, I like to you know, listen, Danny Connections and David good looking guys, but they're not like they're not like Captain America. They're not four, They're not Chris Emsworth. If I if I go to a gate club and the female equivalent of Chris Evans and Chris Emsworth are dancing on the dance floor and I'm not going there to meet girls, I'd be like, oh man, I'd love to meet those two. But I but I that's not why

I went. But most women don't look like that. Most men do not look like Chris Evans and Chris Emsworth. They don't. I know that. But my point is, so okay, your point is if you, guys, if you're a good conversationalist and you have a lot of other things, you know, people don't conversationalist. Do you think those girls looked at those two guys and went wow, those guys shots on those guys look like you're missing the larger point, Proty,

once again, you're missing. The larger point is that there are guys that don't look like Adonis, but they have a lot of other things to offer, but they're not getting. But they're not getting and they're not getting that chance at a straight club, but they will get that opportunity to gate club because a woman's guard is down and they're hanging out and they're dancing, and maybe they get into a great conversation and maybe they leave with a

phone number. I don't know. I'm just you're you're real, You're you're twisting. Does does the flip side still work? You make it sound like it's it's it's it's trickery, or it's it's not a guy. If I okay, if I go to a lesbian sports bar and I want to go just because they have good wings and they have good TVs, should women go? Should Should straight women go to a lesbian bar in hopes of meeting straight guys?

Straight women going into a lesbian bar? Yeah, straight, Yeah, But straight guys don't go into lesbian bars a lot. Often times they're not allowed. So I know, but but but it's literally like, you can't come in here, you perv. You're trying to stare at lesbians. Doesn't work. It actually doesn't work. You're right, it doesn't. But the wings are good. I want to go there, but I don't want to get hit on. I don't want single women hitting on me.

Because they're like, oh, the guys there must be straight. But what guy goes in there go to a lesbian bar looking for wings? I would if the wings are good. I'm married. I have no interest to looking at lesbian's or a women of any kind. But if I'm there, I mean in the wings. I don't want girls hitting on me. My head hurts, My head hurts. Past and Brodie, I got a food story I want to talk to you about, and an only fans story, which would you like to hear first? Only fans. Let's stay on the

tawdry tip. So you know, TikTok is a is A is a. It's it's the road to hell. Sometimes, right you get sucked into like swiping, and all of a sudden you're on TikTok for two hours. So sometimes on the four you section you might get like, I'm I I on a TikTok mostly for political accounts like a for comedy accounts and and political and current events and

different things. I don't go on to watch. Typically, you know, dances you speak for yourself, all right, but if they're pop culture like uh um jiggle jiggle, you know, like I'll my right my money jig folds, right. So sometimes for you dance or a song will come on, and then if you click the song icon, you can see other people doing dances or stick that song. So a lot of times I'll hear a funny song or a funny video and I'll click on it, and then there'll

be a lot of other people doing that dance. So sometimes you want to see good dancing, you'll click on uh, women doing a bit to that song. Right. So this one particular, I don't know about eight and nine months ago, I clicked on this girl. I don't know how old she is. She looks younger than me, but so does everyone on TikTok, and she's she does like really good dances and she's funny whatever. Okay, So she came up in my for you page again, I don't know about

a month ago. I'm like, oh, there's that girl from the dance with the thing. So I look to see her other videos, like, I wonder what funny videos or what hot songs what I've missed recently from this girl. So it's she's like, oh, check out my my only fans page on my Instagram page. So I'm like, well, she seems young. I doubt she's doing anything bad on her Instagram page. So I clicked on it and I see she's only fans page. Now I'm not paying for only fans. I'm not looking at only fans. But I

see she's an only fans page. And apparently her only fans page is adult material. No, I'm not paying for it. I don't want to see adult material. So I'm like, Okay, she's got only fans page. That seems odd. She seems young to have an only fans page, but what do I know. That's it. Left it at that, And from time to time she comes up in my for you page.

I'm like, oh, there's that girl with the she's a good dancer, and she's a for your page, only fans page, but she's relatively young, and she lives in New Jersey. Because I in her TikTok's you sometimes, okay, sometimes you innocently stumble on these things. Nothing wrong with that, Nothing wrong with that. So after our event on the ers, he's sure, I went into a I went to a place I'm gonna talk to you about in a minute,

a Delhi that's famous on TikTok and YouTube. And and after I walked out in the parking lot, I see this girl getting out of her car, and I go, why does that girl look so familiar? Famous? Or why do I did I interview her for an intern position at the radio st I couldn't figure out how I recognized her. So I get my car and I'm driving away and it fucking dawns on me. That's the girl

with the only fans page. Oh my god. So you know, sometimes like you see somebody we've talked about this where you think somebody's famous, Like like that guy from from Home Depot. I saw a kid's birthday party and I thought he was famous. I'm like, how does that guy's famous? And the guy at the Mets game who was my

my physical therapist, oh in the physical therapy place. Girl, this girl is famous from YouTube, not YouTube TikTok and only fans And I saw her, uh with a couple of ends in the parking lot of this Delhi and I'm like, I was gonna like, oh, how do I know you didn't? Thank God, you didn't make it, except she's got clothes on. Although I will say she probably gets it more than you realize. That's why that's why

she's got only fans page. I, Oh, you know, she she definitely gets that because you know, we consume and I was reading this somewhere. We consume so much social media and everything is so visual now, and everything's on video and pictures that people in general are more recognizable, like I know you from somewhere, Chances are you saw

them on Instagram or only fans. And if she's putting herself out there on only fans and she's turning a profit off of putting, you know, half naked pictures up there in video, she's certainly not embarrassed that you're gonna recognize her. She's not gonna she's not gonna be like, I don't know if her friends she has an only fans page, believe well, I wasn't gonna go up to you know why, because she's bragging about how much money she's made, and guess what they're probably thinking about making

one she had a nice car. But like if I had gone up to her and she's like, oh, I don't know, and then it occurred to me afterwards, I would have felt like a creeper. I would have uh, Now, I wouldn't if I recognize somebody from only Fans I'd be like, I just because it's the thing, because let's let's say I said I recognized her right like, oh, you look familiar, and then she realizes I must know her from her only fan or TikTok whatever. What if

her friends like, you know who that is? It's David Brody from the boarding show, then it's like, oh that guy's no no, no, no no no. So I'm glad I didn't say hi, And I'm glad I didn't recognize her right away because I do not have any involvement with only fans and I have no interest in following her page. But she would have thought I did. But

you know what I mean. Either, the thing is if it's if it's out there and you're putting it out there on your own and it's public, and you know there's you don't get to make those decisions about how people recognize you. You don't. So I'm not saying she would have been bothered, And I'm saying you've got to be known for something. They recognize me. They'd be like, why is that dude who has a family on only Fans, which I was on, I'm on TikTok and I wasn't on her page. She popped up on mine, so I

have to. You know, there's a there's a popular restaurant that I go to with some friends and there's a hostess there that we follow. We all follow because sometimes you want to get reservations there. Well you follow on what on Instagram? On instag No, no, no, on Instagram. Just she's got a public page. Well, you know, she puts up stories all the time of of her in

the thong of moms and thongs. She does these create you know, whatever she does her her everyday life with her family, and then all of a sudden a story will go by and it's like whoa what was that? And she'll put like pictures of like like racy underwear shot and this is public, by the way, and and it's and she's got like like fifty followers on Instagram. But the reason why I follow her so I can

get a reservation when I need one. So she has to assume that every day at her job where she's working, she has to assume that every read guy in there who follows her on Instagram has seen her in her underwear because she she put it out there. She she in public. It's a public so so so by the same token. This, this girl, who you may or may not have recognized from either TikTok or only fans, has

to assume that you saw the the only fans. My question is you didn't see anything because you you're not You didn't pay or subscribe to the impression I get is she does the sex. Oh really, but she has a sex page on only fans, which is more reason why I want no part of it. A lot of times I'll be, you know, clicking around and they'll say, hey, click here for more on a regular on a person's story, because that's how they lure you in, and they don't even tell you you're going to an only fans page.

And next thing you know you click it. It's like, oh, here's my only fans. But that's you're only getting. You're only getting that front that front page. You're not unless you actually put up your credit card and then you know, subscribe, then you're not getting not doing that. But but I've been I've been led there, you know, you know, lad there before like, oh, here we are, we're at somebody's homepage for they're only fans, But no, I don't know.

It doesn't go beyond that. You know, listen, a lot of people have made a lot of money during the pandemic. You you know, only fits a lot of people listening to this podcast right now. And I'm not I'm not poo pooing it at all. I'm like, hey, God bless you make money anywhere you can. I mean, everybody needs needs, you know, your side hustle, and if somebody wanted to see my feet, I could use the cash. I still don't know what I can offer. I've been wanting to

start an only fans just you. You've got unusually large calf muscles. If there was someone who was into calf muscles, you'd make a fortune. But calf fetish, Yeah, you think they're a calf fetish. People that the people with fetishes on everything get the front door. There's shoulder fetishes, there's there's people in animal costume fetishes. You'll name it. You think I can open it only fans off of my calves. I think if you did, like, uh, yes, yes, yes, absolutely,

I got Popeye calves. You have Pope cass. I think there's men and women in the world who have a fetish for calves. Well, you know, let's uh let's say this. Then if you could think, if you could think of it, he could. We're next to your ears. You'd probably make more money if you could dream of it, and you think of it, it probably exists, So they're probably You're right, there probably is a calf. I have to google this, you know what, while we're talking, I'm gonna google calf fetish. No. No,

because I do have great calves. It's one of my strongest features. And you know why because I've been standing up for twenty seven years while we do the morning show for four hours a day. I don't sit down when I do the show. Hey, fun fact I'm standing the whole the whole time, is not and I'm sitting in his chair. I searched calf fetish videos. That is a category on porn Hub. That's the first thing that comes up, watch as fetish porn video. Oh my god, Brodie,

I could be rich right now. X videos has calf fetishes. Uh x I X and xss X and x S and x x dot com. We gotta tell this, thick calfs finally found my calling. Finally, remember we did this. You know, I felt so bad because about a month or two ago, we were talking on the air about what would your only fans page B, And you know, everyone went around the room with some you know, fun alternate things other than nudity and sex videos about and when they got to me, I'm like, huh, I don't

I don't think I have anything to offer. So, you know, on Google, when you click, you know, you just search, but then you can click videos or images or news or shopping. So I clicked videos. The first one is a is a woman's legs and high heels. The second one is a woman. It's a thumbnail of a woman whose legs are in the air. The third one, I'm not promoting this guy, but it's a picture of a guy's calf muscles. Only right, it's a video. And his name is I'm not gonna tell his first name. I'm

not going to promote him. His last name is iron Rod. Oh wow, his first first name is whatever, iron Rod leg and calf muscle fetish videos. What if you could oil up my calf muscles and then I could flex for you. I could flex my calf muscles. You know what you'd make. Don't show your face because you know that would ruin it. But fuck you. Well, what would your only fans be, Brodie? Oh, if you could show photographed my sense of humor. The ladies love that. No,

I don't. I don't have a thing I don't have like you may have that hidden thing that you haven't discovered yet. You just discovered my calf muscle fetish site that I could I could open my only fans for so we'll see. I love it. I think my legs are of decent shape. I don't know. Oh, you know what. Actually, I also have nice calf muscles. If I I flex, I don't have you have popeye legs. But I my calf muscles, specifically more of my right one than my one,

very defined when I flex it. Really, yeah, you and I might be able to do a Brooklyn Boys calf page together. We could the calves of the board of Brooklyn Boys. We could do a calf calendar. We could go half and half calf and calf, calf and calf. I love that, and we could do we could do we could do like a page where like sometimes we're complete naked legs were called decalf. It's the Brooklyn Boys. So I wanted to tell you about the Delhi I went to, which is why I was in that parking lot.

So there's a a deli in red Bank, New Jersey, and uh. They they're very they do very funny TikTok and Instagram videos and they're in Red Bank, which is directly between where we were on the Jersey Shore and my house. But I have never been there because it's like an hour from hour and a half from my house. So I'm like, oh, wait a minute, it's twenty minutes from the Jersey Shore where we were located. So I'm like, you know what, I want to put it in my NAV and I'm gonna go there. The name of the

place is to Larios. If you've never followed them, I don't care where in the carunt you live, but t A L E R C I O S T Larcios. Uh. It does great videos and I sent you one Today's scary. What do you think of that sandwich? Oh? My god? First of all, you've seen or heard of the three to six ft hero where they take the long hero bread right for for Super Bowl parties. It's not a sponsor sponsor. It makes sense. I'm thinking, like, all right, so they're gonna lay out a six six ft loaf

of bread. We've seen that before at Super Bowl parties and things like that. And then they're gonna throw some cold cuts on it, you know, we call them cold cuts. Um No, they start with two layers of chicken chicken cutlets, like they literally lined chicken cutlets across the thing, and then they go back, double back the other way. The fried ravioli is on top of that. After after several layers of ship, not ship, but like amazing food that it's like a piled a mile high. They decorated with

with with vodka sauce. They take like like you know that heavy vodka sauce and the Pizzai pizza. All of a sudden they go plup across the whole fucking thing and then they cover it and then they cut it. And the thing is probably the height of your face. So I don't know how people get their lips around it. I don't know. But here, So here's the thing. They make unique sandwiches. They do theme sandwiches the Rangers are playing. They do. They do like a Ranger themes sandwich. You know,

who knows why you put stuff on a sandwich. But so, in addition to the videos being funny and creative our boy meals by cous went there of course did a bit because it's right. So this place is becoming like a place to go. So I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go there because it's a place to go and it's all my way home, and the food looks unbelievable and who doesn't love Italian delis? But but not everybody. In fact, nobody is buying a six ft Hero And

what's the cost of that. That's gotta be like three bucks on the amount of foot three and then they put it in half. What you still it still feeds twenty people because they're showing it for the video. You get there, you go, so you get a regular Hero. I see, so they lure you in with the crazy video. I used the Slice app figuring, you know, it's me oral day weekend, it's a Sunday, They're gonna probably be busy. I'll order ahead on the app and so I ordered,

uh order. I ordered uh sausage rice balls. How was it okay? Very good? I ordered a chicken palm egg rolls. Oh my god, hello yeah? And I ordered uh some kind of uh oh. I ordered like a like a French Oh. I world um uh pastrami and corn beef pannini with Russian dressing and tomatoes. Okay, I wanted a little bit of it, a little bit of like right, I could ordered chicken palm here, but a chicken palm

egrol like that sounds really good. And I wanted to get toasted ravioli, but I thought, I don't want to be a gulf own here and order everything. So I ordered the three things I wanted through the app and they said, oh, I'll be ready in twenty minutes. Like great, I'll be there in twenty minutes, perfect timing. So I get there. They're in a strip mall and there's a decent amount of causing the parking law for a Sunday. I walk in the pretty crowd for a Saturday, thanks

Billy Joel and the line. There's a huge line to order at the counter, and I see the two guys from the videos Eric and Mike right. And I walk around to the register and there's a girl working the register and I said, hey, I'm here to pick up my my order. I ordered on Slice, but I noticed when I opened up the app and said, you're order'll be ready in like an hour and twenty minutes, So I said, listen, I got a problem when I ordered the food instead to be ready around now. But I

see it very busy, so it's not a problem. I get your busy. I'm not. It's not I'm upset. But if there's something in my order that's gonna take a while, like the pastrami and corn beef, I figured the chicken paw meg rols probably already made. They gotta bread it and fry it. I figured this, What can I eat now? Is that your question? Yeah? So I'm like, listen, what can I What if you have to cancel something on my order that's gonna take a while, it's not a problem,

not upset. You guys are busy. It's my first time here. Just let me know what's gonna take an hour, an hour from now, or forty minutes, whatever it was, because you're busy, and I'll just take it off the order. Well, this the shorter guy in the videos, Mike, because Eric's kind of tall. He says, I'm sorry to interrupt. What are you? What's your order? So I tell him. He goes, I'll make it for you right now, Make it for

me right now. He goes, Yeah, I got. I'm not I'm not busy, So I tell him what you He looks at the order, he goes, no problem, David, and he goes over to the slicer and he starts slicing postrawm and slice and call me for like a maniac to get my order out. I'm like, that's class right there, to like take care of me because I ordered on the end, gentleman. So then so I say, hey, it's my first time here. That's that's really good customer service. I appreciate that. He said, what brings in? I said,

you and Eric in your videos, they're tremendous. Of course they knew the answer to that, of course, because you're some random guy from North Jersey and they're like, what is he doing? They don't know him, they don't know him from I'm from Brooklyn, by the way, but but I live in North More, northern Jersey than this place is located, so like really, yeah. So then Eric, the tall guy from the videos, he hears me say that. He goes, oh, you like the videos, Well, it's very

kind of you, thank you very much. And there's a giant platter of toasted ravioli's on the top of the counter, huge and not like the little square ones you get like in the supermarket. These are the round ones that are freshly baked and fried or whatever. They look tremendous and I'm looking. I'm going I should have gotten a son of a bitch. Raby always look awesome. He says, I appreciate you waiting. He takes a container and he puts like a half a dozen and contain. He goes here,

thanks a waiting, thanks for coming. There you go. This guy is a class act. So I say to the girl, you know what I'll take. I'll take another another, some more toast ravvy. Always think this guy's giving me him for free. You wom in my heart here while I'm waiting, give me another dozen of those things. So she grabs handfuls and handfuls and didn't count them. I'm not ratting her out. I'm getting and then I'm sure I got like sixteen at it. That's a brody bargain, right, This

is my kind of place. Scary. The glass cabinet had the most unbelievable foods and salads. I want to go, I want to go there. I wanna go. Okay, so I get the food I'm checking out and the guy, the guy Eric comes over to me says, I really appreciate you waiting, and Mike's like, thanks to waiting, like you guys, you treat me like like I'm a celebrity. You guys are celebrities. They don't know who I am. So they said, no, we appreciate the business. We're busy,

and thanks for following us on Instagram. Whatever I said. Listen, I just want to let you know I do a podcast called The Brooklyn Boys. I don't know if you've heard of it, because no, I haven't heard of it. I write it down and go look at listen episode to nineteen. I want you to know what to mention you guys, because not only does the food look fantast stick, but the customers certain. Now you know, you go to like these delis, there's one guy, two guys behind the counter.

They had like six people on a like of course their their TikTok famous. Now they need to have that. They can't hand people. Of course, people working the multiple people fill in the salads, multiple people slicing. It was like a like a factory and they were banging it out, but still found time to give me a couple of extra free Ravioli's nice. There's Brooklyn class this speaking of free ship for us? Do you have that not to say hi to Eric and Michael because I said I

was going to mention them. I hope they're listening a red Bank I think or both. They some videos say the Middle Middletown, some of them say Red Bank. I think during red Bank, but it could be like both. So check them out online, follow their account. Not a sponsor, but if you guys want to sponsor a podcast, UH would be happy to So. Let me just tell you the food. The food lived up to lived up to the experience I had. That's all. I had a great time.

I'm this is the opposite of a rant. By the way, Let's let's let the record show that on this date Brody was so fucking beyond blown away happy. On the one hand, I want to go back. On the other hand, I'm glad they're an hour away because I would be such I would be there all the time. They're on my way down the shore, so I'll be there soon enough. Yeah, there you go as far and Michael, all the guys are in the video. Now get those diet coke coasters.

Where are they? Oh, oh they're upstairs, son of a bitch, going to do the copy of the note, going to do I don't have it. Let me go get Oh my god, Jesus Christ. Well, while Brodie's going to get that, let me just remind you to go to the merch store. You go to uh Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. My boy Matt at m K. He is closely guarding at the stock and he's very quick in the turnarounds with your order.

I think you'd be very pleased with our customer service for you, Brooklyn Boys dot Big cartel dot com. Right now, if you buy any two items in the store, you get a free sheet of Brooke and Boys stickers. They're various stickers. We got grant police ones, We've got the original logo. We also have stickers that say Scary and Brodie and others that say Brody and Scary, which I'm sure a lot of you love. See what I did there, Brodie, I don't even have to pause it. I vamped. I

talked about the merch store. I heard you on through the headphone. So go there for and let's let's keep that merch rome. We got tank tops in season right now because it's hot as ball sack in most of the country. Hold on, and that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Hotel dot com. Did I miss that? You missed it? But that's okay, though. Are you ready ready? I got it for us Tempo Brody tempo Yeah, okay, So for

us we look for shi. We got this note on a St. Jude by the way, at St. Jude, not St Jude's on St. Jude Children's Research Hospital notepad, which I love because I'm a big fan of of curing kids with cancer. Hey, Brooklyn Boys, Brody and Scary dot dot dot wanted to say thanks for that. It's tough to read some of these, uh hours maybe and days of entertainment in my car driving everywhere here in Georgia while I thrift and sell on eBay and Amazon. Found

these in the wilds Okay, thought of you guys. Slice for life. Uh Brandon a k a. The Burger Dad on social on Instagram The Burger Dad. So let me tell you, Scary and I both got boxes of Grammar Police cards, the Grammar guessing game. Play with your friends, the wrong your which is brilliant and family. They're wrong. They're gonna love it changed to going to love it. So I already I loved the box. I guess he got these at the thrift store. So first of all, free ship for us, love at I will look at

these cards and maybe we'll play next week. But I wanted to get to the next thing he got. Um it's a package, a set of six Coca Cola brand coasters and it looks like so they're diet coke coasters. So again this is somebody Brandon who loves the podcast but gets it. He gets it. They are from Kmart. The sticker on there says the big K from it has to this has to have been purchased in like the nineteen early they were originally I'll tell you on here.

This has a year on them. Uh. They were originally made in Florida, in Ocala, Florida. There's no date on here, but it looks like the eighties or nineties. The white diet co coasters inside the packaging unopened, unopened, our beige. I'm sure they weren't beiged when they were first made, so I'm not complaining. I'm saying they are a classic not classic coke, classic diet coke coasters that I absolutely

love and may not ever because they are awesome. So thank you very much Brandon for being that kind of member. That's wh While we're on the topic, just a note about our broadcast. We were alive from Jenkinson's last Friday. We did the Elvis d Ran show there um and we had one republic Joe Jonas Shaggy Sting came out Lea Kate. It was. It was fantastic, it was. It was a beautiful show and in great broadcast. I want to personally apologize, um to to some of the slices

that showed up in Brooklyn boys gear. We it's a situation where they clicked in five thousand seven d people during the course of the morning. You can imagine what that looks like. And we're on this elevated stage in the kind of like against a wall, and we're trapped because we have all our broadcast gear up there, and it's kind of like it's hard to we have to walk down the stairs and and go over to people.

We can't do it during the broadcast because we're always in our headphones and we're being we're listening to Q from the Ain studio, so I was chained to that and Brodie was for most of the morning as well, So during the six to ten am time we couldn't really break away. And then and then afterwards is a time where I usually get to hang out for a while and you know, hanging talk to people, pictures, schmooz. I don't run out of there. Danielle were awesome. She

was hanging out with the listeners. I took pictures with a lot of listeners as well. I took a few before I was abruptly whisked away. I had a contract. I was contracted time to be at a at a client's appearance in the sand, and I had to They whisked me away. That said scary. They looked the watch that you have to go back there. They literally pulled me away like kind of like pre and that you know what I'm saying, Like I felt like it's like

I don't how to describe it. You aren't done being morning, so scary, and maybe I could have spend another half hour there talking to people, hearing stories and you know, you know, reminiscing with being waxing, nostalgic, ha taking pictures with people. I was so upset that they pulled me away, but I was contracted to be all the way out in the sand, so they moved me from one end of the night of the club all the way outside into the sand, where where I did meet a lot

of awesome people there as well. But I feel like everyone looked around and like, where did Scary go? He's gone? So I apologize, but I really wanted to stay and play and and talk to everybody. But um, yeah, I was being bossed around. If you can imagine that. Well, I got bossed around by by a couple of people. Uh. One one guy wanted to meet you, and he kept saying, hey, get scary for me, And I said, he's he's on the headset, he's running the morning show right now. He

can't come on, get scary. I really can't. I really can't. And so I think maybe he had a couple of drinks. And then the woman so, uh, Shaggy and sting or should I say stinging shaggy if you prefer that, brilliant

scary scary and Brinie. Uh, we're on the show. And they were sitting across from me, so my back was to the crowd one section of the crowd and Stinging Shaggy were facing the crowd behind me, but they were on the other side of the table and they were talking to Danielle and so I stood up for a second to stretch my legs and I, this is what I hear. Hey, excuse me, excuse me? So I I thought maybe someone wanted to say hi to Brody from the Morning Show, trying to go Hi, I can help you.

Could your move please? So I said, I'm sorry, it's your show. I thought I didn't hear her properly. So I'm so excuse me. You're blocking my view of Shaggy. Could your move please? So I said, I didn't know what to say. Now the stage is like it's like walking on a plank above crocodiles. There's no way to walk a foot to pass behind Gandhi's chair above me

was it was the giant speaker system. If I stood up too fast, I hit my head on the speaking up thirty and we praying we don't have to take a piss because you're not moving until ten A yet. So like I'm trying to get Shaggy's attention. Could you move? Like, Wow, that's not really. I mean okay, I mean I love Shaggy too, don't get me wrong. So I got up and I was able to scooch behind sting and I went over to Shaggy. I was like, hey, Shaggy. He was hey, Broody. I said, you, could you do me

a favor. I'm so sorry that woman is yelling at me. She wants to see you. Could you just waved door? So you know, he was, oh, yeah, he waved door. He's like, She's like Shaggy and he's like hi, you know. Nice exchange. So then I get another guy now, So let me paint the picture from what we were all

on the stage. Elvis was on a giant TV screen because Elvis had COVID last week and couldn't come to the event right, So he was on the screen from his house and for a couple of minutes he was holding his dog, Ali was a Schnauzer, black him Ali, and he's like, oh. We were like, oh, look at Ali. Okay. So after the show, this very nice gentleman comes up to me and he says, hey, how you doing. I said good. He's he's a good show. I'm a big fan.

Love you guys. Thank you very much, very nice. Now, but I want to just say, this guy could not have been nicer. He says. Uh. He points to Scary and he says, because Scary was talking to a different listener, he goes, where's his dog? I said, what the dog? Where's his dog? Why isn't his dog with him? So I said, well, Scary has never had a dog. He should not have a dog. He never will have a dog, and that all the dogs in the world are lucky that Scary will never have a dog. He's the where's

the dog? From the stage, I said, I'm so sorry, I don't there's no dog. Come on, I mean I saw the dog. Where's the dog? So to the girl he was with me and his wife out, he says, see mean Elvis his dog? Yeah, yeah, yeah it was. That was his dog. I want to see the dog. Where's the dog? First of all, he so problem number one, he thought I was Elvis. Yeah, well you got confused for another person. You could tell that story that was exactly what. And then we gotta take a break because

we got Yeah. So I said, I said, there was no dog here. You're talking about Elvis's dog? Yeah, I was his dog. Wears IVI was his dog? Want to the dog? I love dogs, so I so, I said, So I could tell the guy had a couple of drinks. Is fine, no problem with every He's having a good time. I said, Elvis is home. Oh yeah, where's the dog? I said, the dog is with Elvis. They went home already. No, Elvis was never here. He was on a zoom call. That was the TV screen. What his dog? Come on?

Wears the dog? Don't be like that? Show me the dog a lot of time. That's how it went for the problem. The problem with that is, you know, I can I almost see how he can get it confused because it's such a large places, such a huge venue that from the back you didn't even see us on stage. The only thing you saw was Elvis on the screen. So for all you could have known, if you were drunk and halfway towards the back, you might have thought that camera was on Elvis, and Elvis was in the building,

so it was like, oh, they're just amplifying his picture. Also, you could see a video of Elvis. I could see how that could get confused. But here's one thing that you can't you can't mistake. It's the twenty one year old kid who comes up to me to get a picture in an autograph because I was and and Bertie has witnessed to this. The kid is like the kid tells. He turns to his mother and he's like, is this sting? This is sting? I keep and I'm like what he goes.

Everyone keeps talking about sting everyone all morning. I'm hearing sting. Are you sting? And I'm like no, And then she's like, no, he's scary. He's from the radio station. And he's like, what's that? Like? He was clueless, he didn't know what radio was, he didn't know our show, he didn't even

know what. He didn't know. But he's at a he's at a but he's at a fucking event that was promoted clearly by this radio station that we're so it's like, you know, you expect too much of people sometimes, Yeah, you know what I got it. You know, if I was doing a podcast with sting, I think it might be stinging Brody, I think I would allowed past and scary. Where do we begin? Well, I just want to be game with one thing before we begin with the sound.

Because I asked a favor. It's like you want to do sound or do you want to do we have a choice here, or we could go through the talkbacks two weeks to time. I want to get to talk backs, but I just want to throw this in real quick, because sometimes you ask for things and you're very specific on what you asked for and you don't get it. So a couple of weeks ago, I asked slices, I asked you guys to love you all, to please email us what's our email address? Scary Brooklyn UM the Brooklyn

Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Yeah, And we gave out the email address, and I said, hey, do me a favor. Can you please email me and let me know if you are getting notifications when we come out with a new Brooklyn Boys. We got a ship ton good? But how many? And we're by the way, we're done. We're done with that experiment. Please don't send any more emails. No,

we're good. UM, But a bunch of people, I'm gonna say about five or six sent me d ms that started off with and I'm just gonna tell you one of them was Undressed Soto. Now, Undress is a great listener, communicates with us a lot. He started off his d M to me with I know you told me the email, but you know many of those I got like six

or seven. I think, no, no no, no, no, no no no no no no no. We wanted, we wanted, we wanted in one place so we could do it tally alright, literally that, but I want to be able to forward them to the big head hunt shows at I Heart to let the notice a problem. Now I gotta copy and paste and even let me say from our findings, if you're on an Android, you're getting fucked. You're not getting notifications if you start. If you are, it's because

you're listening through Spotify and you're getting them there. But it's the I Heart, specifically the I Heart app and Android, um it's I heeart. I'll tell you why. There's a problem with I Heart. I'll tell you why and and and we're working on it. But here's the here's the result of I don't want to like drown in this. This is we're not gonna drown in it. We're not

gonna drown in it. But if you subscribe to ten podcasts whatever is, as an example, a real quick scary, you're only gonna get notifications of a new episode on iHeart Radio for the first three or four you signed up for. So if the Brooklyn Boys was the seventh podcast you signed up for, you're not gonna get notifications. So here's what I did when slices I delete. I unfollowed all of the podcasts that I followed before the Brooklyn Boys, okay, and then re followed them. Now those

are my newest, so Brooklyn Boys is the oldest. We have to go doing this though. They they're working on a fix in the background, so you don't have to deal with this. But hopefully by the time you hear this is gonna be a mood point. I know it's not gonna be not long. It's gonna take So in the meantime, unfollow everybody else. Oh my god, you people to unfollow their crime podcasts and everything. All you gotta

do is hit unfollowed, follow, unfollow followed. That's it two seconds, and then you will get notifications for the Brooklyn Boys. All right, let's play some let's play somebody had Seriously, this is I We're working on this ship in the background. Just know that we're working for you, guys. All right, So let's go to the the I'll fuck you A seventy seven hotline. F you A seventy seven. That's you can call us at fu ABE seventy seven and leave us a voicemail. Uh what we got? We got this

person right here from Eric code two oh three. I hope you left their name. I see, well sometimes they don't. Yeah, you can't hear it, okay, because it shows why is it not? Oh my god, it's not your expensive system, is it? No? It's okay, alright, alright, here we go. Hey, Scary Brodie, love you guys, leap up on from Connecticut. And all as I want to say, is I agree lead that lemon still and asked that birth to yourself keep it off my food. I love you guys, love

the show. Thank you. All right here Brooklyn boys, what's up? So quick story for you. My nephew just graduated high school this past week, and and um I'm walking around and and actually, just to pull this back, this isn't reference to Greg T. Greg T going off on Scary about his psycho bunny putty, so so I didn't. I didn't think I tell any type of way about the psychle bunny I had as a matter of practice. Why Greg tea bothering, scary so much. Fast forward to me

and my my nephews graduation. There's this dude standing next to me with a Psychle Bunny shirt and I just immediately did not like the guy for no apparent reason except why the hell are you wearing a ship? So I started laughing to myself thinking of the Brooklyn boys, and I forget I'd call you all, you know, peace out, everybody love you. That's area code three or five. Hey, thank you so much. Do you trying to say that that you're an asshole if you wear brooken Psycho Bunny.

I'm trying to understand that. Well, he's just automatically now realizes great team is right about your Psycho Bunny hoodie. No, no, no, sorry, that's not the way that works. Psycho Bunny is an amazing brand. Um, now to the talkbacks. That was all we had for the seven hot Line. If you do listen through the I Heart Radio app, you have the option of talking back to us with a little microphone, right Brodie, Yeah, push the little microphone icon and talk back to us. And if you listen on Spotify or

anywhere else, you can talk to us. We just want to hear you. Is that how that works? Yeah? All right, cool, alright, so let's go um alright, first, I'll worry about this. I just gotta recap this. We're not gonna play really any any tipping uh talk backs. We got about twenty five talkbacks on tipping alone. I think we Brodie and I are gonna you disagree on this. Listen to them.

We didn't know. I listened to every single one of them by But the thing that I deduce is this, you know is standard, but if you get if you get bad service, it goes down from there is averaging good, it's acceptable. I don't think anyone's gonna look a gift towards in the mouth if you give. And that was my point. I won you go on debatable if you want. But anyway, yeah, here's some here's some talkbacks. Let's go right here. Hi, guys, Christie here slice wannabe. I'm working

on it. I'm a relatively new listener. I listened to The Zoo, Elvis the Morning Show forever Calling at the Zoo. But um just started with the Broken Boys. Loving it. You guys are great. I'm on cream jeans. I'm working my way down to the first episode. I know I'm doing that wrong. I'm sorry, but I have decided Brodie on this tipping on text is ridiculous, not done. I don't anybody who does it. So that's a that's an added added one. Tipping on tax. Do you tip tax? No?

You tip whatever the total is before tax. We agree on that one. I think. Actually sometimes actually sometimes I'm feeling generous and I'll just I don't want to do the math the tax. No, you give a big a tip then, but you don't. You don't tip on the tax. They didn't earn that. That's the government either way, So then you get out of me. Whatever. Okay, but I like people to agree with me. But I hope she's not listening in verse order. Hey, scary Brodie, Brodie, Scary.

I know you probably won't hear this because it was from an episode how many years ago. Anyway, I'm from Philly. I don't know if you steak only comes from Philadelphia. There's the role that you put the sandwich on, and it's gotta be a Sarcon's role or an Amarossa role. You don't have those bakeries anywhere else other than Philly, so you can only get a good cheese steak in Philly. You can't pause this ship, Brody, stop, don't talk over please. Well,

here's what I'm gonna say. You can't say you're not gonna hear this because I'm talking about an old episode. Well, we won't know that until we hear it. No, But also, the microphone button is on all the episodes, so if you comment on episode sixteen, we'll still going to get your talk talk back. But yeah, the problem is he's not going to hear this until and by the way, South Jersey has really good cheesteaks that's not technically Philly.

Thank you scared me who d NC was? I completely had no idea who the hell they were, so yeah, thank you? All right? That was Brody. That was in response to Brody saying when I was promoting the event, hey, d n C with Joe Jonas, d n C, d n C E with Joe Jonas. Brodi's like, you don't have to say that. You don't have to tell him that Joe Jonas. They know it's Joe Jonas. No, they don't, Brody. I've done my research. Most people don't know that Joe Jonas is in d n C. So I had to

say if you listen to the Elpstrade Morning Show. But a lot of some people don't. Some people don't live, some people don't listen to the music. They listen to our talk. That's fair, that's fair, Okay, all right, okay, slices. We need to get ourselves as scary, of course counter going. I think between two seventeen to eighteen, there's got to

be at least a Baker's doesn't in there somewhere. I think when Brody, when you start telling some of your stories, you get yourself a cockatoo set up in the room and teach it to go. Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course from Iowa and the reason and the reason got a cockatoo at the ball this weekend. And the reason why I say, of course is because Brodie doesn't when he's doing these long rants and stuff. That's all I could say is, of course, yes, I

don't get him a chance to much. I mean, we'll be quite honest, I'm right. It also shows it also shows that, uh, that I'm there and I'm not, because sometimes they'll talk are you still with me? Yeah, I'm here, and it's at the wrong time. Listen for that too, because sometimes zones out. Yeah, I don't know who the hell d n C is. I do know who Joe Jonas is. So thanks, Scary, you're welcome, all right, but I take by the ocean. I don't I don't mean anything.

People unfounded, all right, don't know it? Alright, mass appeal. Come on, now, what's up? Brody? Is Scary and there's a big slice for life. We listen to this episode zero. Hey, Brody, you're right, Yes, that's the minimum if you don't get this service. Funck No, they don't get they're lucky. They're getting fifty percent. Let listen to Scary and all those other people. I mean you to give them even get service. Alright, So maybe it's a few of those slipt in there. Sorry,

we're not Just know that we're not funny. We're not focusing on the tip thing. Okay, Scary. The last let nature happened. A mocking bird built a nest in a bush in my front yard, and after laying eggs, my dog and I can getting attacked every time we went outside. They're very aggressive. Yep, yep. Sometimes you can't let that nest stay there. Okay sometimes sometimes all right, keep it going. We have a wow, A couple more, about four or five more, okay, if you could tolerate it. I like

the sound quality on these. A lot of guys have great, great sound. Hey, scary and broody. It looks like Luma Sermon and Samuel L. Jackson are filming a movie called The Kill Room. Just thought i'd let you know, have a great day day. That's the movie. We both saw them filming in Hobok in New Jersey. Yeah, we had no clue. That's great. Well, did you see that filming a movie by our by our radio studio. Yes, they're filming. They're they're filming an episode of gossip Girl, gossip Girl, yeah,

TV show. Oh, the reboot, the reboot of gossip Girl. Yeah, that's what that's all about. That hubble. So there's like four blocks around every corner there's another movie truck or TV truck, right, But there's an apartment building on the same block as the firehouse, the Ghostbusters Firehouse that's always got TV crews inside and like to have the door

propped open to the lobby. They're always filming there, and I have no idea what they're filming, but it's got to be a show that takes place in an apartment because they're always filming there. And then I gotta tell you a Ghostbusters. Oh man, Brody, stop being a freak and let your friend go on the pool. Scary. What kind of friend is he? Come on, Brody? I agree? What did I say to you today? Scary? We're in the studio and I said, Scary, I gotta tell you something.

I just feel terrible, he says, what I go. You know what? I got my pool yesterday. I thought it was eighty five degrees but it was eighty four and scary. This is Sam from St. Louis one in the way in on the tipping. They always go in expecting to tip. However, if the service is marginal, or there's a lot of issues, or each a few issues. I do range between fifteen and eighteen percent, but I do expect to tip twenty Going into the service, I thought I weeded all these out.

I'm sorry, No, No, that was that was good. I'll go on. Okay, So I left you guys um a voice no yesterday and I listened to episode to seventeen again, and I'm still here and Scary trying to justify bad service. That's a populist man. Stop entertaining it. I am not pulling up. It is not a pull up. It is

a drive through. You're right, motherfucker. Okay, scary. Here's what I want you to do that that when you just played Yeah, I want you to save that one and I want to I want you to play that whenever we need it. I want you to put it in the audio bank. Yeah, that's a great one. That is a great one. Like he played again, wait too soon, Brody? What well? That was cryptic? Too soon. I don't know what that meant. He didn't know, he didn't reference anything.

You know what. I sometimes I say things that are too soon. I just don't remember what it was. But he must say broken boys, this is your boy chicken in and the chipping controversy. Enough. I do not support behavior. Shitty job. You don't get paid enough enough. It's a hot topic. It is a hot topic. I think we're done. We've done. I know, I know, I know. Some of the slices are like enough of these talk about no, no, no, okay, tell you my ghostbust the story. So the ghost Busters firehouse,

the one that was in the movies. It's not far from where we work, and most days I drive past it. We all do. Right, it's in the neighborhood, so it's on the corner and there's a red light there at the corner. So if you stop at the red light, your car is directly next to to get the firehouse. Right, if I look to my left, there's the firehouse. Does

that make sense? That paint the picture? Okay? Well, almost every day there are tourists standing on the right side of the street taking pictures to the left side of the street so that you get the full shot of the building because you have to go. You have to be far away right because they have a Ghostbusters logo

above the you want to get the whole scene. So every day, because it's not a very busy street, I'm usually the only car stopping at the red light, especially the time of day that we leave work, So I always stopped one or two car lengths before the red light so the tourists can get pictures of the building, and then they'll like take turns running across the street, Like the husband will go get a picture in front,

then the wife would get a picture in front. So they run across the front of my car all the time, but they never acknowledge or like make any point of noticing that I stopped in the middle of the block, so they can do that. Today. I stopped and there was two couples and the two guys both had Ghostbuster shirts on, like they were hardcore fans, and they had that look like they were from the Midwest, you know,

like they were happy to be in the city. So I stopped and they took pictures, and they looked to their left and noticed I was stopped, and they they would kind of looked at each other like that's weird. Why would he stopped there, And they kept taking pictures, and finally it dawned on them and they stopped and they went, did you stop for us? And I said, yes, thank you. Wow. New Yorkers are really nice. So after years of stopping there, somebody finally noticed and said, thank you.

Ars hope in this world. Yes, but New Yorkers are very nice, and we like we are nice, appreciate our our landmarks and our historical Uh listen, we're impatient as fuck, but we are nice. Right, Look, if the light was green, I'm going, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I want to photo bomb me photo that sounds sounds like something they do in the old neighborhood party. Yeah, they take a backs he head for bothering me. Bo boys boys