#216: Cover That Cooch

this week? There's never There's never a live brookn I mean there may be some day if we ever get back to a comedy club, like we talked about, we make this summer. I think it's gonna be the summer we do a live Brooklyn Boys. So I wrote back, I said, you know what you mean is a new episode, right, We're not doing a live We don't do And you know, even if it's live, though we can have live in front of a studio audience like those sitcoms live in

front of you know, it still wouldn't be posted. But it wouldn't be posted, it wouldn't be live live, meaning it wouldn't be happening except for the people there. Now, I'll tell you what I did. A a podcast, a video podcast because it was a one off before you're like, why don't you doing video podcast? I have a new friend. Um, we we have mutual friends, and we got hooked up.

And his name is Christian Black b L A d T. And he is if you know, if you remember Dennis Smeller, I think I talked about this Dennis Smeller the Comedians and l he does a podcast and Christian is his producer for his morning show, for his podcast, for his radio show when he had one for his podcast. And so Christian does a bunch of different, um, different podcasts,

and I've been on them. So I told you I did a Moon Night podcast, a Major League Baseball podcast, and this week I did a Doctor Strange and in the Multiverse of Madness podcast breakdown of the movie and a review and and uh so we we four of us bantered about that. So all of those links that I've mentioned previously are all on my Instagram page at David Brodie. There's all links or my links link on my bio page. Click that you'll see the links to

all of these interviews. So those are live, and I'll tell you how I know they're live because as we're

recording them on zoom. People are chiming in because it's live on YouTube, right And then in question now it's it's almost like i G Live where you're staring into the camera and then all of a sudden comments start going up the screen and you could read things and twitches like that, you know, for gamers and things, and you know, we maybe we should create a Twitch account and then do a Brooklyn Boys live on Twitch and then we could get real time feedback, because that is

the biggest thing that's missing. That's the piece of the puzzle that you don't get on a prerecorded podcast. We can say, hey, send us your talkbacks and your voicemails all you we want your email, but but to be able to be talking about something in real time and respond in real time like live radio does with phone calls in the morning, that would be next level. And it's it's it's it's the the feedback loop is complete in real time. That is what's missing from a live podcast.

I'll tell you the difference with the with the video interview the video podcast is that Christian will look at a couple of comments and then select one or two and put them up on screen as the other three people are talking, he'll look for a question and then we'll go up on the screen and then we'll all we'll all comment on the question. The difference with us is we're rolling and ranting and rolling, and we're gonna stop and look at feedback and then interpret it and

then reply. I'm not sure in real time if we can, it's gonna ruin the flow of us. Yeah. I think we talked too quickly for that. I do like the I do like the uh, the talkbacks that people have been leaving. And you said that this week's batch is phenomenal. Yeah, you know, so just see it. Oh, scary checks the the audio the back end of that, and then he them into his forty seven million dollar equipment and then plays them live or not live, plays them for me live,

and I hear him for the first time. So I have only been told they're good. Yeah, yeah, the one. Yeah, we got a lot and uh, if you don't know we're talking about. If you listen to this podcast on the I Heart Radio app, there's a little microphone in the corner there. Now, in the latest version, you have to update the app. You have to update the app first. It's more, it's more in the middle, in the middle.

It's in the middle. It depends on if you're in an Android or an iPhone, I guess, but whatever it is, there's a picture of a microphone. Okay, yeah, click the microphone and then you can talk back to us. And then in high quality stereos you'll hear a lot of these are really the sounding so nice. They sound better than Brody's microphone. Yeah, it's by the way, it's a microphone icon. Scary is coming off like your father. It's not a picture of a microphone. It's just an icon

of a microphone icon. Don't go looking for a photograph of you know, like an icon. Yeah, right, as am I, So go on, you you are an icon? Yes, so yeah. You said to Elvis today, oh we're playing a classic Brody phone tap today, and I said, that's redundant. They're all they're all classics, but today's was exceptional. If you have a chance, ladies and gentlemen, to go listen to the Elvis Sturant on demand channel for may the phone tap today, which I did, oh god, maybe twenty years

ago and played a classic today. Uh listen, I I was funny. But the guy the older gentleman, I called, he really makes the phone tap. He's just he doesn't. There's one part it's my favorite, I think, where I say something to him and he realizes I'm right and he goes, yeah see so I just love the way he says see. So it's just very funny. And I always remember that when I think of that phone tap,

when he goes yeah yeah. See. So in other words, like that's what I'm saying, right, you understand what I'm saying. It's like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Hey. We've had a very eventful week. I mean since we last left you. Um man, we I had a huge barbecue in Brooklyn with my family on Sunday from Mother's Day.

Your father cooked, right, brother. See. I feel like my father and my mother were in the best of their worlds, my mother being the person who was loving to be at home with the family and my father loving to grill. And you know, we got into a little bit of an argument about and I speak spoke about it very quickly on the Big Show, about getting a good steak and then having to trim the fat off of it because he's afraid that when you throw a fatty a steak with what it's called a fat cap. That's a

big thick, white piece of fat like right there. They leave it on there so it cooks and all the juices flow in and it's part of the cooking experience and so the steake doesn't burn. It's it's a wonderful thing. And I was told by the butcher, hey, fat cap, this is leave it on here. And I said, oh, was he saying that? What did he call you? That? I wanted him to trim it off? And by the way,

they were going to gladly, but they was. They weighed the damn thing first with the fat cap, and then they then then they take the knife and trim the fat. I'm like, wait a second, that's like an extra fucking half a pound right there that you're I'm paying for. Why can't you Why can't you trim the fat off first and then weigh the steak. They don't. They don't do that. They don't do that wherever you go. By

the way, that's a little scamboni. Little scamboni, you're not gonna but but they kept telling me, well, you're asking us to take away a piece of what should be the entire the entire steak as a whole has the fat cap and you need that on there, and that we sell it that way because it's meant to be cooked that way. Well, when my father Tony got ahold of that thing, it's like World War three broke out in my house. He's like today, he goes, what the fuck you buying me a steak with this freaking fat

on it? Do you know what's gonna happen when this steak hits the grill, It's gonna cause all kinds of flame. It's gonna be gras fire everywhere, like going nuts. Well, you know your your father, Your father is like he speaks like the kids do these days when it comes to his steaks. Gary, no cap, no cap, no cap exactly. Well, you needless to say, I left the fat cap on. My father took it. It did not hit the grille

with the fat cap. He literally sliced all the layer of fat off, trimming it as much as possible, turning it into I guess which turned out. Oh, I wonder why the steak is so chewy? This was after every cooked there. I'm like, I'll tell you why. Because you took the fucking fat cap off. That's why it's so chilly. So yeah, that was the end of that. That was that was my mother's day. What about you hold On?

Hold On? You put up a picture of your mother and father from the seventies and and Garrett are coworker apparently has the hots for your your nineteen seventies mom. Yeah he has. Yeah, but the nineties. I'm okay with that because it's black and white picture nineteen seventy two mom, who's twenty four years old. And he says he's lays in love with a with a with a with a fantasy. He's in love with an image, not the reality. Your

mother's your mother. But even if he wasn't lived during that time, twenty four year old Rosanne, I get it. She's she was a hottie at that time, right, So not that she's not hot now, it's just she's seventy five, she's you know what I'm saying, Like, whoa, you just gave your mother's age out on the podcast. That's not cool at all. She's in her mid seventies. My mother

looks great for her age. But my point being is I don't I don't want Garrett to be if he would have been like i'd hit that, like now, I mean that that deserves a punch in the face. But but he said he'd hit your mom. I am nineteen seventy That's that's time travel. So it took me. It's the two different entities like that even doesn't exist. And I don't think it's like back to the future, Marty and all the picture and the people fading back into

the that's like, that's old school mom. That's my nineteen fifty, nineteen seventy two, twenty four years old. It's a different era of Scary's mom has got it going on. Yeah, by the way, I her, I was in my uh my backup car that my kids drive that doesn't have the ability to back up the radio. Um, and so another I don't know what they were talking about, but another newscaster said, oh, they went back to the future, and then they met was they went to the past.

People keep making that mistake. Back to the future doesn't mean time travel. I mean it does, but it means you were in the past and you have to get back to the present, which is your future if you're in the past. But they keep saying like, oh, he went back to the future, like nine seven I'm like, no, no, he went to the past. They went back to the future, which is the present. My phone ring, why is your phone from seventy off? Is your mom calling? I've got

I've got a ring on there on purpose? Yeah, because it reminds you your hot mom. It's uh, it's ironic. That's coincidence. No, No, it's ironic because I'm it's it's a device from two thousand and twenty two and the phone ring is nineteen seventies. I feel like that was It's it's coincidence that we were talking about your mom from the seventies and then the phone rang from the seventies. Oh, I see what you say. That parts coincidence. I didn't

know what you were referring to. Got you? Got you? Well? Uh you know so yeah, so that's how I spent my Mother's day. You had a little bit of a snaff foo on Mother's Day. I had a bit of a snaff foo. So my wife sent me an email, Oh, I don't know, about three weeks ago and said, hey, I made dinner reservations at Morton's Steakhouse. Right. She's like, because she said she wanted to handle the reservation this year. She's like, I'm gonna make the reservation. You don't have

to stress about it. But it wasn't Father's Day. Was Mother's Day. Your mom wanted made it. She wanted to my mom. No, you're you're your my wife. Your wife wanted steak. No, my daughter wanted steak. And so she's not a mom, your mom, you're you're your daughter, you're your your wife. To listen to me. My wife and I love Morton's when you when you're bringing one of so one the only one of my kids was in town, and so she likes steak and make everybody happy. We're like, oh,

let's go to Mortons. So my wife happened to call Morton's to see if there was a reservation available, maybe month ago, and there was. So she's like, oh, she's like I already made the appointment. She was calling about something else about Burgos anyway, So she made the reservation and she emailed me. I was like, great, okay, She's like, listen, on Mother's Day, your daughter and I are going we're gonna get our nails done and we're gonna run Samarin's

and we're gonna be near the restaurant. So meet us. There, it's okay, no problem. So I don't know. About a week or two later, I'm like, oh, you know what, I better put her reminder on my phone. So I put in, uh, dinner, dinner at five, and I put in start laying out. So the night before I put in a reminder of lay out your clothes, which I did that I wanted to wear. And then I put in a reminder at three o'clock on Mother's Day. Because now I'm home alone in the house. Right everyone's out

of the house running around. I said, you know, at three o'clock, make sure nothing's wrink old, you know, steam whatever you have to. So I'm like, I'm gonna be early because last year for my daughter's my other daughter's birthday in May of last year, we went to Morton's and there was road construction and I was twenty minutes late. So I said, don't worry, I won't be late. I'm gonna get there early. Don't worry. So it's now I want to get there twenty to five to be nice

and early. I'm gonna be there twenty minutes early, sitting the parking lot, you know, go on my phone, you know, wait outside the restaurant. I want to get there first, so my whole life is planned around getting there at So I have to leave my house at around yeah, you know, you know the vibes because I already put in my navigation system so I wouldn't be late. Like I got everything. I did everything. So I get in the car. I want to say. I get in the car four oh five, maybe at four ten. My phone

vibrates and I'm I'm you know, looking at it. I just left the house and the it's a text from my daughter and it says, where are you? Well, that's four. It's four ten, So I go, huh um uh, you're missing something. Yeah, so I go. So I go, oh, I said, are you there already? And she says, yeah, where are you? So I said she was Dinner was at four, so I didn't remember the email, and in my head I was like, oh, dinner. I know, dinner was early and we usually dinner at six. So it's five.

So I drive like a maniac now because I'm already ten minutes in counting late. So this construction, my knave doesn't account for the construction. I missed the exit from one palkway to the other, and now I don't get to till five o'clock, so it's like four forty. My wife texted me and says, I ordered your steak and you're appetizing that you're like, And so when I get there, they've been there an hour. My foods in front of me, there way with their food. So I messed up big time,

and my intention was to do everything right. It sounds like you, oh, your wife and daughter free dessert because you were late. Well, so then we had we had an awkward moment, not not with me and and my my family. So my wife had purchased. They ran a special if you buy a two hundred dollar gift card, okay, you get a fifty dollar gift card free. So pretty much well, you know you can't use the fifty the same day, but we we we go there again. So she she went ahead and in advance and brought the

two all gift card. And then because she's a club member, she had a lot of points. So when the check came, I'm like, oh, I'll take care of the check. She's like, no, I already got a gift card, you know, because you have to go up to three hundred and then that's

continue Okay, it's a fifty dollars hundred, you know. So you got a twenty five dollar boone ony tipes and bonus yea, and a fifty I'll get My wife got a fifty gift card bod anyway, so we give we give the gift card and we give her her rewards card. And the guy comes back and he says, oh, you still have a lot of money left on your rewards card. You already covered the whole check. So there's no there's no option to leave a tip because you never ran

a credit card. That's where the diet Coke no ice comes in to go, yeah, you ring something up on the credit card, just to say, yeah, they ring you off for ten cents just right, so whatever it is, yeah, and then and then you can tip off of that and just give the giant tip. Okay, so I said, I said to the guy, listen, I want to put a tip on gratuity on the card on my credit card,

but there's no place to do that. You have to like ring up a soda or like or ten cents is something I've always wondered, why by the way that you know, because I try the same thing in a lot of places, and it's very easy, very easy. But if I wonder why some of these polaks they want, I'll tell you why. Because they don't want people stealing

from their customers and just ringing up a hundred dollars. Well, why why can't they have a ring that says zero zero so they could print a receive and you could tip off of that, Like, okay, some places don't have that in the system, but they did. So my point was the waiter says, oh, no, I can just ring up the tips separately. You just tell me the amount of the tip and I'll go ring it up. You could venmo the guy scary stop. So so I said, all right, give me a minute, let me talk to

my wife. So my wife and I agree on um um on an amount. But you know, like when you leave a tip, you just righte it and leave the restaurant fast. Yes, so and you just like so I have to like tell the guy this is how much I'm giving you, and then he has to go ring it up. It was just the most awkward thing. It's like,

I'm just gonna make up a number. Hi, I'm giving you forty dollars, and I like, I didn't know if he was gonna like really for it as I didn't know what if you make a face or like, oh, if you're a good tipper, you should ever be embarrassed scared. I don't know if he's on his mother's day. I don't know if people are tipping thirty percent out if they're tipping like, I don't know what what the vibe was. The vibe is always plus. Hold on that. First of all.

The vibe is fifteen percent. You can give more. That's standard standard. That's a that's American. Yeah, that's you, boogie boy. No, don't know, no ball shit, Brody. No, when you the amount on a restaurant bill, you should tip twent minimum. Listen, I'm not telling you what I tip. I'm saying the American standard is minimum fifteen percent. People give ten percent if they didn't like this service, fifteen of those fine.

I gave something like that I tipped. I give because I've worked in restaurants that you'd be proud of that I was. But I I just didn't know if I just I've how often you go put the tip in this amount to his face and then walk like it walks away. It was just all could not at all. This happens to me all the time. You throw money at the guy. We always know me and my friends were very oh my friends and I you, Dick, I know we always we you know, we we always are

pretty forthright about tips. We we let them see what we're giving them because we're not embarrassed by them and not no. But it's well, you think it's awkward. You you you think that it has to be a closed book, and then you walk out and let me see it after It's like surprise Christmas morning? What did I get? Now? If I give a big tip, like a real big tip, like if the service is amazing, I'll make sure we talked for a while so he can come back here.

She can come back and go, hey, thank you very much. You know, but this was awkward. See when you go in a group, like if you do like a group thing, and like you give the guy two hundred bucks because it's thirty of you the tabable, they don't know who is cheap, who wasn't. They don't know whose idea it was to give that amount. When you have the guy at the table on Mother's Day and it's assumed you're paying, and I'm giving him my credit card. It's only covering

the tip. It's all on me, baby, It's all on It's all on David Broad I listen. I have to go uncover the tip because I got to take a piss. So we'll be right back. Okay, boys podcast, Did you wash your hands? No? In fact, uh, my grubby little fingers are all over the fadures of my two thousand, five D seventies six dollar piece of equipment. Is that why you or is that what you call your penis? Exactly? Uh?

Shall we go over some text messages we got this week because I want I want to do some text messages. I know you have a lot of audio. So uh. We were doing a game, a sound game, and we played Kuna Matatatada and and the the game that I think Gandhi came up with the game. And then they think that the question was named the song and the movie it's from right, And so we said or the the the contestants said Hakuna Matata from the Lion King,

and somebody texted in, that's the long King. Exclamation point, exclamation point. Its jungle book. It um, yeah, it's jungle books. So it's it's jungle book no, but but it's it's not. It's not it's the Lion King. Jungle jungle Book was uh twenty years at least before Lion King, and they're thinking of they're thinking of the Lion sleeps tonight. Mo up but when up right, I think that's jungle Book. If it's not, it's it's not really not the point of this bit. If it's not the point was rule

number one about directing people because cor okay? So then um it was May five, now May fourth of Star Wars Day, as it May the fourth be with you, okay, So then it was May five. Someone texted in, um, it's also today is Star Wars Day, episode two, Revenge of the Fifth, Revenge of the Right. Right, I've heard of that, Revenge of the Fifth. I've heard, okay, except except for a few things I said. First of all, episode two was Attack of the Clone. Episode three was

Revenge of the Sixth. But the actual holiday you're talking this right, is Revenge of the sixth. I said, that would mean tomorrow is episode three, and it's not. It would be right right, it's Revenge of the Sith and so so then he wrote back, No, he said, then tomorrow is episode three, Rise of the sixth, and I said, no, it's not Rise of the I said, originally, Return of the Jedi was Revenge of the Jedi. That's maybe what you're thinking of. So then he wrote back, so I said, no,

you're wrong. The original tiple episode three was Revenge of the Jedi. Uh, and they changed it to Return the Jedi. And then like then he was, oh, you're right, my mistake. Now it was just it was just, you know, these kids for a lifetime has been saying that it's Revenge of the of the Fifth, episode two, Revenge of the Fifth. Everything's wrong the speaking of movies, all right, you know Frank Garrett from The Big Show, he uh somehow found a way to do it. Get an advanced screening? Are

you jumping off my text message to Stade? This is a text message, I know, but I was saving that one for last. But go, we'll do yours next. Gad, this is the this is wait a second. So you know about this text obviously, because we spoke about it, saw and I saw it. You gonna have a chance to respond, okay, But when I saw the text, I laughed so hard and we captured the text and we talked about it on the Fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast, and Dad, they have the words because I have the verbage.

The verbiage. Yeah yeah, Well it basically said, no, I'll tell you what it says. I went to the movie because so Garrett hosted Top Gun too right, Maverick, Top Gun two, Top Gun Maverick and it was excellent. So he he worked with a PR firm, got the whole theater. So was everyone he knew? So anyone was that was there was someone that Garrett knew. So the text message came in and said, I went to the movies Monday night with Garrett was great, Danielle is my hero, and

Brody cut me in line, right. Apparently they were giving out free popcorn, okay, and no, that's not what happened. They were given out free popcorn and soda in the theater. There were a bridge, there were table set up. But you, okay, you found yourself at the concession stand and somehow you cut in front of this person. Well this is what the person texted, So so I wrote back, what really happened?

He is what really happened. So because the guy's making me look bad, he's saying, like Brody cut me in line, like I'm some kind of animals, some kind of govne. So here's what happened. My my friend Jeff, who went to the movies with me as my guest, as Garrett's guest. He was my guest of Garrett right, Garretson brings somebody. So my friend Jeff, we didn't eat before the movies. So he was online and there was one concession stand open.

One it was It wasn't like the long counter of the movie theater where it's like the width of the movie theater. This was like a sub counter with two cash registers already in the theater area. Like if you're hunger, you wanted to order like cooked food. You know, some places come around with a menu. This place you go up to the little calendar and they bring it to your seat. So he was online. He was second in line.

The first person was ordering their food. So I saw him online and I went up and talk to him, Hey, what are you getting? Oh, I may get the chicken fingers. And I'm looking at the menu and everything there at the movie theater started at calories and went to like six thousand calories. It was just all just I wasn't gonna do it. So I wasn't ordering anything. So he says, yeah,

I'm gonna get the chicken fingers. So he he walks up to the register to go order his food, and I stand, I don't know, five ft behind him, and there's a line of people with a stanchon poll. They're all lined up right, and the woman opens up a second register and says, I'll take the next person, and the guy in the blue shirt in the baseball cap, who's next in line, and and granted I'm off to the side. Now he doesn't hear the woman. So I say to him, I think they're calling you. He says, well,

you were next in line. I said, no, I'm not online. I'm not ordering anything. Go right ahead. So I don't know where he gets the I caught a off thing, so no, So I text him back, Hey, man, I didn't order any food at the concession stand. I know who you are. You're the dude in the hat in the blue shirt, and I didn't cut you. I wasn't even a line. And then I told you the other register was open. He wrote back, Yeah, I was just

fucking what. You're trying to get attention. And by the way, We see that a lot, you know, where people twist the stories, don't make me look bad to get attention. I see all the text messages people people yeah, but and and people love to embellish or twist the truth a little bit or a lot. You know, I guess

you know. But you don't want to do that at the expense of making someone look bad, right, you want to tell a story about your friend and embellish the story and go, yeah, does that does that on his own? You know? Yeah, I'm I'm a lot of things, but by anyone who knows me knows I'm, you don't one of the most polite. I thank everyone for holding the door for me. I say, you're welcome. You don't help me, You don't. You don't what what don't I do you?

You don't need help making yourself look bad? Right, thank you? Thank you. I always give the wave if somebody lets my car in, I give the wave. Okay, So uh, the next text, the next text I want to talk about. We were talking about the names of your WiFi. Funny names of WiFi that you've seen, right, Oh, like somebody, um, I saw a WiFi once it said stop using my free WiFi. Motherfucker. That's what it was. Something like that, right, right,

So it's it's like funny WiFi names. So we must have gotten text messages of people thinking that they invented this, it's the funniest thing ever, or they saw it and they can't believe it's the the the WiFi that's called FBI surveillance van. It was funny ten years ago. And by the way, uh spoiler, there's thousands of lists online when you google funny WiFi names, and it's all the

same list. BuzzFeed did a very popular one, and the FBI surveillance van is always No FBI surveillance van would actually call themselves and people like, oh my god, my mother freaked out when she saw that. That may be true, but but the people that were like, oh, I name mine. Okay, it's uh, move on, okay. Um. Somebody texts we were playing match game? Which match game? Make me a match? It's make me a match, find me a fine catch match? What what movie is that from? That's Fiddler on the Roof.

That's right, that's right, that's right. Yeah, So we're playing match game now. Match game is is uh, it's a it's a it's based we play a version that usually I write the questions for that. Uh, it's it's from a nineties, seventies and eighties nineties. Every decade they bring it back an all time classic game show, All time classic. Somebody texted in, oh, I love the match game you played. You guys should make it a board game for real

or something. They thought it was just some game we made up, and you know, I wanted to take credit, but like, yeah, when we made the game. But match game is like prices right, It's almost prices right level of game, like Password, Pyramid, Family Feud. It is a handful of games that were invented years and years and years ago, and they had many different one of those iterations and many different hosts. So the match game is

one of them. And then you know songs that people don't know the name of because that chorus says something else, or their memorable part of the song sound has other words, and so they think that's the name of the song. This was a type. Give an example, Uh, the song God Bless the USA by Lee Greenwood. A lot of people think it's proud to be an American. It's not is a proud to be an American but the song the hook. The title is not the hook because the

hook is that the catchy part everyone knows. So people always will point to the hook as the title of the song, when a lot of times that's not the case. Right. So we had this problem where we were trying to come up with a song that Andrew couldn't remember the song and people were humming it, and then we had listeners humming songs into the talk back and we were playing clips and one of the songs we played sounded like Halla Back Girl by Gwen Stefani, but every text

message was, oh, it's the banana song. It's Banana by Gwen Stefani. It's it's banana the ship, it's bananas. Right, Well, someone said that it's the it's the ship is Banana's song, which is because she goes b A N A N A. Yes, that ship is bananas. So I just wanted to at that at this point in time on our podcast point out the song is Halla Back Girl, because the other Pobla song is I Ain't no Holla Back Girl. That's

the name of a song. So when you say the Banana song, yeah, I figured it out, but you should know it's called halla back, girl, that's all what all the texts we have? Anything else? Because no, that's all the ones I care to to bring about. Although I did get um, I did get an email that I wanted to just let the slicest know how people try to trick you when they So there's a lot of PR firms that want to book guests on the show, and uh so they'll email me or Scary or Nate

and the Nate does all the guest booking. But I'm listened as an executive producer and many years ago before Nate came back, in my day, I I was part of the team that booked the guests. I don't have to do it anymore, thankfully Nate does it. But I used to book the guests. And since I'm an executive producer and scares an executive producer, when people google the show, sometimes our names come up or we're on old mailing lists. So I always get people who want to like book guests,

and I say, no, you gotta contact Nate. But this person did send me an email on Monday. Send me an email, yes, send me an email, And it was like, hey, do you want to have this person on and between you and me scary and the slices. It was normal we would ever have on and so then they on Wednesday, because I hadn't no chance to get back to them, they wrote, Hi, they're just wanted to follow up. Uh. Wanted to follow up on the below uh and continue the chat. First of all, there was never a secondly.

You pointed them to Nate's direction, so they don't read their own email. And the response, well, I hadn't written back to them yet because it was two days later. I had torn back. But they wrote like, oh, I want to continue our chat. Oh, the one sided I'm talking to myself chat. Yeah, to make it seem like, you know, we were working on it, I just want to finish working on it. We get that a lot, like oh, you you were saying you were interested in

I wanted to follow up on your in. It's almost like they have the pre you know, it's kind of pre written for them and just hate a button and it goes right, this email too, right, And sometimes it will say hey brody, because they right, they'll email that, but a lot of times it's like, hey, how are you. We haven't spoken in such a long time. Wanted to catch up and talk to you about having blah blah blah on the show. You know it's a form email.

You don't know my name in it? Or if they have your name written in a different font than the rest of the email. Yes, when they paste it in the name obvious. Yeah. So I have a bunch of scams I want to talk about later. I've been getting a phone scams and email scams. We'll get to those, but I wanted to just talk about the PR Firm scam. Yeah, that is definitely one. Now next coming up after this, we uh we we gotta go through some of these talkbacks and voicemails from the the f You a seventy

seven hot light? Is that cool? Oh? Did David call? I don't know. We'll Asian Dave did Asian Dave cole No, may he may have. I'm gonna find out, all right, because Asian Dave promise is gonna leave me a voicemail voice podcast. You can always call us at to one eight. F you ape seventy seven? Oh? You got it right? Did you memorize it? One eight? What's how do you transcribe it? Don't you know? What if you can't figure out a f you ape seventy seven on your phone.

We can't help you. Just type the letters, hit the letters and then they come. They transcribe to numbers. Anyway, you can leave us a voicemail there. We have a couple of those I wanted to get to. And then we have some talkbacks, which we told you at the beginning of this pot not not not hollowbacks, not hollowback. You know the banana song. That ship is bananas. So, uh, here we go. Eric. Four guys, justin truck driver from Ergey, Pennsylvania that's wanted to call I started from up zero

about seven months ago, caught up today. I'm pretty picked. I don't know what I'm gonna listen to for nine hours a day in the cats. But I wanted to call Brodian scary. Uh the only right way, because it's the best way. Uh. I can't believe Brody still haven't gotten a stick get And then Mary, you've got the balls to promise him fucking an espresso Martini. So on that note, I want a new single Roadies Espresso Martini up day be your boys. Thank you, thank you so much.

My fan club coming too for me. I love that you played that one first. Hey, This is Danny from Twitter. How is everybody doing? Brodyan Scario? Uh, the correct pronunciation of my middle names. But Win is close enough. But I don't know why it's caused so much drama. But scary. Can I get some free merch? Thanks? Sure? Okay? Play that? Okay, So I have to set this up. I'm gonna give you some free merch. Okay, let me. Uh he wants free merch? Because he does. It's gonna get your dander

up because Brody doesn't give away ship for free. That's right. So David, whose last name is spelled nigullion n g y u e N I believe. And so last week I said I think it's a nu gullion because he had tweeted at me, and then he tweeted at me and said, hey, you can just call me win. Just pronounce it win. Now, when people say just pronounce it win, that says to me, it's probably much harder to say

it the right way. So because or maybe it's you know, because he's Asian, it might be like a different language and it's like Americans may have a hard time pronouncing it. So he's like, just say when it's easier. So I said, no, I would like to show your respect and at least attempt to say it in the way you say it, like Charlie's Sterren. Right when you interview Charlie Scarren. For

years people called the Charlie's Throne. But when you ask in an interview, she'll say, well, my name is pronounced a little more difficult. You have to roll the r a certain way because she's from South Africa. Right, So she just gave up. She said, whatever you want to say. No, she said, just call it me then, But the guy says, no, how do you pronounce your name? And so her real

name is like Charlie's alone. No, it's it's not Spanish, but it's like Thorlon, it's it's difficult, Like I can't say it because I didn't grow up with that language and that if that accent. I so I can't say it. So she just tells people just call me Charlie Sterren. So I didn't want David to feel like you couldn't at least tell me. So then a couple of us slices. I'm not gonna call him out because there's some of my favorite slices. We're like, no, he said, call him Wayne,

call him Win. It's pronounced win. I go listen, guys, can you let him tell me how to pronounce his name? Like, I appreciate you other non Asian people trying to help me out of here, but I really want to hear the Asian guy tell me how he pronounces his name from wherever he normally not, you know, from whatever language it's the derivation of it is from you know, whatever is. So I asked, do me a favorite, David, Thank you everyone else, but can you please leave a voicemaible on

how to pronounce nigoyan or win? So play it one more time and let's see that. Yeah, let's see if we can say it the way he says it, because he goes he went by, David an all fans, you went by really fast. This is Danny from Twitter. Danny, how is everybody doing? Broodian? SERI? Uh, the correct pronunciation of my middle name is but Win is close enough? What was it? Like? Whoop? There it is? Said? There it is? I don't know. That's Danny. Sorry, Danny, I

called you David. Sorry Danny? Right? Eric code seven eight six? What do you have to say for yourself? On the seven hotline. Oh let's body. This is Mark manated due to giving way too many gifts that obviously speaking to Brody's problem from last week, a couple of weeks ago, a couple of weeks back. Yet so there you go, he got fired. I love, I love, I love the humor.

I love the humor. Uh. And now some talkbacks that if you were listening on I Heart radio, this is what you sent us brotein scary it's monster donat pants. I wanted to comment about Greg ts rant about scary sweater at the restaurant. I highly doubt that the people running the place or who work there, with a busy restaurant going on, or thinking about, oh poor Greg T. He has to be friends with Scary in his awful sweater, I highly doubt they cared. Thanks. First of all, it's

not an ugly sweater, thank you. They're monster pants, monster Doada, referencing that, first of all, she was saying that the sweater that Greg T called it right, He called it an ugly sweater. He went on a crazy rant about it. So and she is right. The restaurant wasn't thinking, oh shit, I can't be friends, you know, I can't be seeing anymore because wearing sweaters what has nothing to do with the other. Right are we allowed to talk about the note Greg t left at the at his radio station.

So I just heard the story about Scary's girlfriend's friend her pills being thrown on the ground. And I can't believe that, Scary, you acted like nothing. It wasn't even a big deal. If that had happened to me, there would have been serious problems. I'm with Brodie. I can't. I can't even get past the fact that he took the pills out of her bag and threw them on the ground. Yeah, she thought she was. She thought that he thought that my friend was peddling drugs at the club.

So he said either either take your meds now if they're prescribed, or that's it. And then she's like, I can't, I'm drinking, can take him now? So so then he stepped on them to make sure that he questioned him now. I didn't see that until after we got in, and I made that clear last week. Otherwise they would have been held to pay. And I looked at her and I said, are you okay? And she goes, I'm totally fine. Let's move past it because I have more stuff at home,

and I know that that gets brody. I'm so angry. I know, I know, I know, but those pills cost money. Second of all, what if she was someone who liked those were like, uh, like you have an EpiPen, like the coquill of an EpiPen. What you could die if you don't take a pill right away, like people with hot medications sometimes have to. Like you haven't seen movies where like the guy has the hot problem. She didn't anything old on the person kills them. I taking the

medicine like any might pill. Yes, yeah, of course you know she she didn't put up a stink, which probably meant that it wasn't didn't take it the odor in a way. That's good. Hey, Brooklyn boys, Brody and Scary. I say, Scary takes Brody out to the butcher block and in the middle Scary Brody used is a bathroom and then walks out with the butcher knife. That way, Scary is on the hook for five plus a steak. And that's called getting screwed for not giving him a

steak for over twenty years. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah, because if you steal those specific steake knives from that place. They'll'll put five dollars on your bill. We spoke about that last By the way, what happy anniversary, Happy anniversary to you? Is it four years ago today we started this podcast? No today, this month. I don't know the exact date, but the month of May is the ten year anniversary from me doing the favor that you promised

me to steak dinner. Oh, ten year anniversary two thousand twelve. Baby, all right, perfect, I'm gonna bull you a ten dollar steak. Play the next clip. Hey, Brody is scary here? Um? I just finished episode two fifteen. I heard the guy using the talkback feature to say that he doesn't like change. He agreed, scary. Well, I agree with Brody, of course you do. You're trying pund scary. I don't like to change. But when I don't have to change, I leave it in my pocket and at the end of the day

I put it on a five gallon jar. The last time my family, UM finished a five gallon bucket that was three quotes full. There was about like five and a half to six thousand dollars saved up, so so there, Yeah, so suck it and watch watch the watch the comments there, pal what well, he's trying. Of course he's gonna favor you. That's what people do. They vote on they they vote on their You know, I thought you would. I thought you would triving because he likes change. No, he's triving

because you're your tribe too. You're both Jewish. Of course, do you still pick your doctors because it's sound. Of course I do. But who doesn't do that? But actually he did let me clari five minam. He was. I was on that side of the coin too, No pun intended by the way. I actually felt the same way. He doesn't. He doesn't leave change. He just right so as he kind of eat with both of us in a weird way. No, because you don't. You don't take

the change, and they gonna play the next clu but home. Hey, scary Aaron from Orlando, Florida. Here, you are right on the restaurant thing. That's complete. BS. You didn't ask the restaurant to move around the table, that's right. You didn't ask them to do anything outrageous. You just wanted to be sitting near each other. That's not not a crazy request. It's not all in all you were correction Aaron out Eron's out scary, You're on a fucking road in this episode.

You got me cracking the funk up. I guess that was because I was reading the Greg t Rant text message rant to me about wearing an ugly sweater at Butcher's Block. Okay, scary and brody even as not even sermon. I'm a ups driver up here up State New York and Kingston shout out to my guys from the two nine. What up? I love you guys, and I wish I could hear bro on the bit so more later. How do you respond to that one? I'll take I take it as a compliment that you'd like to hear more

of me on the Elbastrand Morning Show. There's That's nothing else I could say. I I appreciate you'd like to hear some more of himself too, Brooklyn Boys, Jamaican resta beacon in the house. Yeah, yeah, Brody, thanks for telling us to dating the damn app. Because I was looking for this microphone. I couldn't find it until I heard he said in two fourteen update the app. I just did it, sounded me the eighth and I'm listening to you guys while paint a door. I'm sitting in front

of them, deepot, no flow of unrespect. Jamaica arresta beacon in the house, scaring my boy, big up, thank you. So, you know, people say like, you know, I'd rather watch paint dry. When he was talking, I was so so interested by his accent. I was thinking about, like I could watch paint dry if he described it and he says, I'm gonna be painting today, were painting a door? What a great what a great? Just and also what he could say anything, I'd be like, that sounds great. I

like that guy, very compelling voice. Yeah, I'm gonna He could say that like I'm gonna go to the bathroom and sit on the toilet for three hours. We're like, oh that's a that's a great thought. You know what he speaks with conviction, and we love it. All right, a couple more of these. I just want to let Monster doughnut Pants know that when he used those printed envelopes, that's what they target, because then they know you have something hiding. Yes again Jamaican rest to bacon check check.

So so that was also in from we were talking money envelopes and Monster donat Pants said no, don't do that, because they'll steal it. He's trying to say, only if it looks legit, if it looks like a janketey fucking card, that's unofficial. They're not gonna go fishing through your email. I mean three your right, would you? Great? All right? All right? Yeah? Maybe all right? How about um we're coming to the end. I believe like one or two

more of these. By the way, props to Scary Jones today, because you started this segment off with two very big, brody scary leaning on the brody voicemails, and that the two that loved you. You played them like sixth and seven. So either you banded organizing or you are humble. I just I don't really, I don't play him in any specific order. I really don't. I just I'm trying to scroll through the pages and see what's what. All right. So that's it. That's all we got for that. All right?

We could move on now, Yeah, we could. I think we should move on to unused jokes. Oh I have those? Okay, So, um, I have I have my slips of paper here. I did want so this wasn't a joke. I tried to point it out to Elvis because um Nate had a double negative, but I wanted to read a double negative that Tricia sent in, Miss Trish three. No, this isn't it. This is police. I'll take a Grammar police. Yeah, that's what I was gonna see. But I have other, I

have other. Give me Grand Police. That's fine, Grand Police. We haven't played the Grand Police changing a while like they were. They were here. The Grammar Police are here. Police, protect and serve, serve you with a sentence that is grammatically correct. Yes it's correct. Correct and serve, Correct and serve. And you can get our Brooklyn Boys official Grammar Police t shirts were at Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's oh whoa, you don't do that, I can say it.

Step back, that's Brooklyn Boys dot Com. Okay, So I want to start off by something that happened today on the show. Um, it's a very big difference. You can google the difference if you want. But the country right now that's at war with Russia is Ukraine. Ukraine. It's not. It's not the Ukraine. Okay, I'll tell you what the difference is. The Ukraine is what Russia when it was in its own country. It was a region called the Ukraine, like the Bronx right over there, that's the Ukraine area.

Now that they're their own country, they're just Ukraine, and to call them the Ukraine is offensive to people from Ukraine. It's like insinuating that they're not their own independent country, which is what the whole war is about. Right now, just me trying to be helpful. So we got this from Trish. She sent in, Uh, let's see, someone on Facebook wrote, does anyone have any info on the novel because of When Dixie? I guess it's a book called because of Win Dixie. Never heard of it, but somebody

asked the question and this teacher. This teacher replied, I've taught this book for years and it never fails to disappoint. Never mean to say it never disappoints. She could say it never fails to entertain. It never fails to entertain, right, but she said it never fails disappoint, which means it always disappoints. She needed to use the antonym, not the synonym. She double negative. So today I didn't bring it up.

I wanted ilus to point it out. He did not, And I, Uh, this is from someone who speaks very well. It's just a slip of the tongue. But I'm gonna point it out. Nate was talking about something, a book he read or something, and he said, that will never not get old. Oh no, it just it never that will never get old, right it? But if it never not gets old, then it means it always gets old? Correct?

Right it? Right? Okay? Unused jokes? You're ready? I am ready for some unused Do you want them with no setup? And just give me the punch lines that should I set up? Said, it makes it funnier. I'll tell you what I'm gonna try. I'm gonna just do the punch lines and then I'll go back and explain them. So punch line number one, we never do it this way. This is right now I'm gonna I'm gonna try it this way. Well if we used to just read the

punch lines. When this segment started four years ago, the bride cuts the groom goldilocks in the three chairs, Um, and I got followed by a twink. Doesn't That doesn't have much on the ring. So I need to say. When we were talking, we were talking about, um, somebody crazy at a wedding. What we're talking about about a crazy wedding where the bride went nuts. But right was

something to do with like the bride was. It was it was a criminal or something, And so I wrote the bride cuts the groom, because the you know, the bride cuts the cake, the bride cuts the case. So I wrote the bride cuts the groom. Elvis did not do that joke very funny, and then I had this as an unused joke, but it got used like twenty minutes later by Danielle. But Elvis came in this morning and complained rightfully so that somebody used his headphones and

stretched them out. You know, your headphones expand you can they slide water and you can make a bigger heads, smaller head. So someone messed with his headphones, and as someone messed with his chair, his armrests were moved. They go up and down. The seat was up and down. I took a sponsibility for that. I definitely sat in his chair and I definitely adjusted. But the first ten minutes of the show, when we weren't on the air, like during this song, he's like, this chair is too soft,

this chairs too high. He's arrested too low. So I said, it sounds like Goldilocks in the three chairs, but he didn't do that, okay. And the last thing was Scary was all, okay, so you know, um, Elvis is gay. That's established, and I'll explain what the joke means if you don't understand it. But Scary, you were all excited that a celebrity follows you on Instagram. Yeah, and the celebrity was Twinkie the Parrot, because Twinky the parrot is a yellow parrot and it's it's really cute. And the

parrot goes, what are you doing? What are you doing? And it talks and it picks at at mirrors, it likes itself, it blows kisses. So yeah, so that's Twinky the Parrot. So you said, Alvis, I just like, I'm just so excited that that I was followed by twin the parrot following me and not talking to me, and Twinkie speak. I loved, And so I wrote for Elvis to say, oh, that's great you you're followed by Twinkie and I got today, I got followed by a twink that is a gay reference to a style of I need.

I don't want to speak out of turns he's usually very a small thin yeah, a person. Yeah. And it's not an insult. No, it's not. It's it's a community uses it. Yeah, they use it. They say, oh he's a twin twinks and different things, all all fabulous. I just like. But but he decided not to do the joke and that. But that's my own news joke for the All right, do you want to hear about the old people? Uh? That I bumped into? What do you want to an update on my Dodge dilemma? Let's go

with old people right after this past? Okay, so the Dodge dilemma, Dick, Let's let's get off of cars for a second. We always talk about cars automotive and want to hear old people. There's an old there's an update on I'll get tonight before the podcast, I promise. Okay, so too. So I called a new doctor's office for for something and since two parts. The first part is the woman on the phone. UM, I don't know where she was from, but I gave her my name and

she says, all right, Mr David, uh what tiego no? No? No, just David? Okay, all right, so Mr David, I go no, no, my name's David Brodie. You can call me Mr. Brodie if you want, or David, but not Mr. David. And and and she wasn't like she didn't have an accent from like another country. She's from here. It sounds like she's from here. But who calls people Mr. Then their first name except hairdressers, like who cuts your hair? Mr? Anthony cuts my hair? It was just weird. Anything gets

weird to call someone Mr. David. I think in other cultures they use Then she sounded like she's from here, like I don't know where, and the she said, she sound an Americans what I'm saying. But Mr. David is just a weird like when you call a help desk and and you don't know like they're like, you know, they're like, my name is Billy, Like your name is not Billy, dude, come on, and you don't know where in the world you're getting and they go Mr David.

You're like, Okay, I get it. But this woman was at a doctor's office. You didn't have a foreign accent. To my knowledge, that didn't seem like it. It was like Mr. David. And if you're working as a receptionist, wouldn't somebody tell you like, don't call people by their first name, and anna mr in front of it. All right. So anyway, I get to the doctor's office, um, and there's two old people come in. They look like they're eighty.

They're very like, you know, walking slowly. And then my husband and wife, I'm assuming, and they check in at the at the window, you know, the famous doctor window, and uh, she's hi, can I help you? I guess they both had appointment. So he says, uh, Anderson and Anderson. Right, So I say, because I'm maybe two feet away, I said, oh right, no, no they do. But he didn't say my name is Anderson. They said Anderson and Anderson. So I said, oh, it's my favorite law firm. And they

looked at me. They looked at me, and they did didn't didn't laugh. Okay, fine, they sit down and my phone starts going utut really loud. Now I know already what it is when my phone vibrates once. It's an Amber alert. Yep. So if you don't know what Amber alert is, you should google au. But I'm assuming everyone knows what Amber alert is at this point. Missing person usually right named after a girl named Amber who is abducted and they came up with this line parents petition

for a way to alert people. And so the woman says. The guy's phone goes off like five seconds after mine, root root root, So he goes, what what what is this? So I said, So the woman goes, it's I don't know why the buzzing is coming from. It must be a fire drill. We gotta get out of here. So it's just the three of us in the only the three of us in the waiting room. So she gets up. She's making a run. I'm gonna say, run for it. She's not running, she's moving, you know, like an old lady.

She's like the ginger feet with the orthopedic shoes. She's walking gingerly. So I said, it's not a fire drill. It's an amberrellor hurt. So he goes his phone goes off, what what's an amber alert? I can't imagine. The guy's never got an amber alert on his phone before. I said, it's an amber alert. She just wants an amber alert. It's not a fire drill. I said, no, it means it's a missing child. She says, what, there's a missing child in this building. We gotta go find them. It's

not a missing child in this building. I'm trying to be polite. I love old people and the people, so I'm like, no, no, no, ma'am. No, it's not a missing child. It's a missing child somewhere in New Jersey. And so it's just, well, why are they asking us to find her? Then they're not, ma'am. It's just everybody's phone goes off. Well, my phone didn't go off. My god, do you have a flip phone? Yes? I don't know if you get them or not. I don't know if

you turn them off. I honestly don't know. But her husband's phone is and I goes I have an iPhone and his phone's gone roved. Yeah, you must have it stand off. Maybe she turned texting off and if I don't know, but her phon didn't go off. So the two of them is just sitting there going, I hamper a lart, what what kind of alert? Why never? But when she thought it was a drill, I love that fire drill. But I like the way I like the way that they do their little old people shuffle because

they were wearing the Ortho shoes. Yeah, they were like. I was like, if there was a fire and someone better like carry you out. There was some running. I was, there's some fossils. Where I was having dinner last night. I went to this place, Augustino's and Hoboken not a sponsor. And I was with my friend rolling up at the bar. Was sitting having dinner there. His name is rolland up at the bar, rolland up at the bar. We were rolling rolling up. I was my friend rolling up at

the bar. Now we rolled, we rolled up to the bar. And my buddy Bryant not not not a not a toilet not not toilet bowl. Briant not not fall asleep on the toilet ball, by no, not him. He fell asleep drunk on the toilet ball in Vegas. And I's where I saw him at three o'clock in the morning. What a sight. I still have that picture. Uh No, there's a different Brian. This is a jet ski Brian. So we're sitting there and and now now Augustino is the type of place that's uh you get sher a

sauce with a side of sass. You know, they're like, what do you want? It's like it's like Mos tavern and like Mos behind the bar. But there's a female mo and you know, like cleaning the inside of a glass. But it's everyone's Italian in there, but they're real old school Italian, but real like in your face. And then the woman who makes the reservations. We love her to death. Her name is Christine. She's she's, she's she still writes with pen and paper into a notebook. And she takes

up to see at the end of the bar. So we're all sitting there. I'm having dinner with Brian and the bartenders like, uh, she the bartender slash waitress, because you know, she serves all food and drink at that bar. People sit there to eat. She's like, I gotta take this call from my husband. So she's like yeah, yeah, she's like listening on the phone. Yep. She was Oh my god, what a little horror in training. And then she hangs up the phone and I'm like, what was

that all about. She said, her husband is a school principal is somewhere in New Jersey and they were having the senior prom and the has been had to tell this one girl that her dress was so see through that she either had to wear her coat the entire night for the prom or go home immediately. Yeah, he goes. He must have just called, hey, honey, what are you doing? Oh you're behind the bar. This is what I'm dealing with.

Can you imagine? First of all, I know we're becoming our parents, but was it really that bad when we were kids with senior prom where you'd wear a sea through? I mean, I'm picturing the worst here, Like if it's if your dress is so bad and so see through that you have have to have a coat over it the entire time for four hours. How bad of a parent and you are that you allow your child to be sent out that way unless they're changing in the car when you're not looking, then you can't be blamed.

I mean, you have a you have a teenage daughters that went through this, some of one of them is about to go through it. Uh so, um, how do you respond to this? I gotta be careful. Gotta be careful, right you know it's a a boys podcast. No, I'm not gonna be careful with my kids. Not you were your kids. I'm sure we're conservative. I don't think anyone's uh no, and not so much. Really my youngest is, um no, my my I wouldn't call them conservative. I

was somewhere in between. I love this. I've never heard you had a loss for words, my god, not a loss for words. But I would tell you that some of their friends have worn some outfits where I go, I go, what the you know? I I would imagine that their parents did not see them leave the house,

is what I'm saying. I agree with right. I think there's some definite outfit changing or maybe article removing, like yo, yeah, like there's a shoulder wrap, but then they take the shoulder wrap off, or there was an undergarment that they take off, the under under the dress thing, so it's a little more sexy when they leave. Oh, I think every every I think a lot of I won't say every. I think a lot of young women, teenage girls, Uh, have two outfits they my my my wife when she

was a kid, did the same thing. Everyone. Girl. Don't remember that when I was a kid. Going to they go out with them, they play the backpack, the second halffit backpack? Are you kidding? The second after for the after prom when you go you know you think I'm talking about, like, oh, we're going out, I'm going out

to the movies with my friends. They wear the sweatshirt, and then they get outside and they switch in the car at the restaurant when they go to the Burger king bathroom and they switched into the the risk in a burger king bathroom. Biggie No, that is you sang it like Biggie once gotten busy in a burger king bathroom. Come on, you know that song? No, I do not. I listen to heavy metal. That's the Humpty Dance. Uh see now if I did do the Humpty Dance, I

got that part. That's about it. I know the video The Big Nose, right, don't forget. I like to whop a fun the Big map Mac. You know song nuts from uh No, that is rob Basis Adele rob Basis DJ easy Rock. That is uh it takes two to make a thing go, right, he says, I like the Whopper fuck the Big Mac. I'm like, oh yeah, okay, yes, yes, and I remember see I I everyone has the first verse and chorus memorized. But no, once you get in the middle of the song, it's all a little It's

like muddy, like, oh, I'm out of breath. Okay, you move on. So, uh yes, what we're talking about. You wanted to hear my Dodge update. You said that, yeah, after this, but not right now. Oh god, damnit. He brilliant scary. Remember were in the middle of the thought before we get there. Hold on, it was we're talking about something about proms? Was there was there more? There? No? You have you had? The girl had to cover up before hours, and I said, that's not uncommon. Okay, Well,

well I felt bad. I felt bad for her. I can just imagine his poor girl sitting here the biggest night of her life. She's gotta take think of all the pictures she's gonna peer in, all the social media, and she had to have her coat on. I don't know, well, I know some girls at their prom, uh, they try to smuggle drugs in and then the teachers take the drugs and throw him on the floor and step on them, just like they do at the Clark. Right. So, so

what's going on with your Dodge? Because okay, so the last I left you, the guy with the guy with the gray hair and the goatee, the the gray beard, and he's like, no, we'll get you. The part that was April one, So it's been almost three weeks. One week. You looked at me Sorr. Yeah, thank you, Brenda. Good ladies. So almost three weeks so I decide, if you remember there was a guy I told you the story that

the supervisor wasn't there that day, okay. And I know the supervisor because he used to be the guy who handled my car, like he was the mid level guy that that was instead of the maggie who screwed me up. He was my Maggie. So the supervisor got promoted. I know him, but I didn't want to bother him. The guy. The guy came back and he's like, i'll give you the free oil change, and i'll put some stuff on you tire, and i'll get you. You know, I'll do the right thing by you. But I already had a

had experience with him. But I was gonna leave it at that. I told you I was gonna leave it at that. But then three weeks went by. I called Maggie and I said I left her message on Monday. I said, hey, Maggie, it's been three weeks. He told me the part would take five days to order. I have no update. You haven't called me to tell me the part's not coming in. Can you please give me a call back? I don't hear anything from Maggie the

whole day. So around uh five o'clock quarter the five, um, I leave a voicemail for the supervisor, just letting him know that, Hey, man, it's David Brody. I'm sure you remember me. I was your customer for a long time. I wanted I have a problem. I mean, maybe you can help me with. So I'm in the car with my friend Jeff, who were going to the movies. This is Monday, going to the movies where I cut that guy off in line, and um, Jeff says, oh, tell me the story about what happened to you with the

Dodge dealership. So I am a third of the way into my very long Dodge story and my phone rings. I said, hold on, Jeff, I got the call. It's it's Dodge calling and it's the supervisor. Okay, supervisor calls me. He says, hey, David, how's it going. What's the problem? I said, Well, to be honest with you, I had a major problem I wasn't gonna bother you with. But my current problem is I had a problem on April one, and they told me it would be taking care of

the part would be ordered. It's three weeks from now, right from then, and there's been no help because, well, what's the problem. Tell me the problem? So I so I go, Jeff, I'm gonna tell the whole story. Now you don't have to hear the rest of the story. So I tell the supervisor, um, the whole story, the whole thing you heard on the podcast. And as I'm telling him, he goes, what just the guy said this to you? You're making this put up right? You can't be serious. I said, no. I said, the guy told

me it's our problem and he's taken a loss. He goes, it's not his money. I said, I understand that. And then I said, and the guy told me you didn't even buy the car here. He said, what does that have to do anything? Why would anyone say that? I'm furious. He just forget about whatever you want to make you make you happy, We're gonna do one one or what will change make it three? Whatever you need, David, I want to make sure you're happy. This is unacceptable, unacceptable.

The least we could do is give you oil changes please, He is, this is this is unheard of. I said, can you check to see if the part's ordered? He says, looks as the part hasn't been ordered. I go, yeah, he says, I'm gonna have. I'm gonna get expressed from from the warehouse. I'm gonna get it here as soon as possible. I'm so sorry. You figure out what you want. We will take care of you. Because describe so I

describe the guy. So I described the guy. I say, it's a tall, thin guy with whitish gray hair and a gray mustache and beard. He goes, I don't know who that is. I can't. I can't figure who it is. I said, well, I just don't know anybody but white hair. He goes, none of my guys have doesn't fit the description. I said, Well, do me a favor when tomorrow, because it's already Monday at five o'clock, everybody's home. When you go in tomorrow, ask Maggie. She'll confirm everything I said,

and she'll tell you who it was. I was arguing with He's like, i'll call you a ten o'clock tomorrow after after you got you get off works. I tell people, don't call me at ten o'clock. So he calls me ten ten twenty, he says, Listen, Maggie confirmed everything he said. So, just so you know, slices, I don't embellish. I don't. I don't make up part of the story. It's all real, he says. I confirmed everything, that everything was said, that you said was said, he says, But I got a problem,

is it? What's the problem? He was, Well, there was a reason I couldn't identify the person you were talking about. I said, why is that? He goes, because that's my boss. What he says, that's the guy who runs the whole, the whole shebang. He goes, I just run the front end. That's my boss. He runs all of service. And he's never met his boss before. No, he was thinking about people to work for him. He was it was some Jamaica that works for him, and then it was his boss.

It's his boss. He's like, so listen, I'll get you whatever you need, but I I'll talk to him. I go, no, no, no, no, no, don't talk to him to get all my stuff. Let me get my car, by the way. Another example of ship rolling downhill, it rolled uphill this time. So Herry, So he's on the phone. He's going, I'm gonna deal with this person. Don't you worry Tomorrow when I find out who it was, I'm gonna deal with them. I'm like, all right, good because I just don't know what they

Maybe you're describing them wrong. I don't know. I'm pretty good. My dad was a police officer. I'm pretty good at like the identifying witnesses and crime scenes. Like I he trained me to be observant. I know what he looked like. It's like, yeah, this is have an analogy from the club from this and that is when you go to the door and you ask for someone's name and you do the description, the people out front are all a bunch of idiots, right, but you're you want to go

to the guy behind the guy, and they don't. They never heard of the person before. When you ask the person with the clipboard and the fucking you know, the earpiece, they never they never know who it is. I've never heard of that name before. Oh yeah, I'm gonna text him right now, text him. And the guy comes out and they're like, oh yeah, the people that actually fucking own this place, not just the door staff and the

security that we're hired to run it. So they're like, oh, we don't know him as Joey, we know him as Mr Collaborator, Right, exactly, same, exactly thing happened, except you had in an automotive shop. So can you imagine the guy is like, he's ready to rip someone's head off. He's like, it's my boss. Oh no, he's like, with listen, With any luck, you'll be the boss soon. He's like, no, I gotta I have to go to him now and tell him we gotta get the part. I gotta I go,

but don't yell at him because he's your boss. So how's that he must have gotten that? Yeah, he's like, he goes, So I I didn't want to ask any questions like does this surprise you? It is just like like the thing your boss does. He's like, because I'm dumbfounded. I'm dumbfounded. He's like, he goes, Listen, I'm still gonna take care of you whatever you need. I'll take care of you because I can do that. He goes, but just lay loot with it. I was like, okay, okay,

I'm getting plenty of free dessert. But the point was he's like, hey, I can't um. It's my boss. So I'll keep you guys updated on how it turns out. When I go in next week. But yeah, how about that for what the fuss? How about that? Hey, a little update on our friend the Jersey Kid. I know, we we love to harass him, and Brodie doesn't want him on this podcast ever, and I no, no, yeah, I'm just gonna blame it on the listeners. In real life.

I love the guy so so Greg t uh. The Jersey Kid had a major major surgery on his C four, C five, C six, C seven discs in his in his neck literally literally where the skull meets the neck, by his spinal cord. And it was a lot of stuff involved with daddy. You know, he could have he could have lost his voice, you know forever. Uh, you know, he could have in church joke here, Um, he could have you know. It was let's just put it this way. It was very tricky. Uh. He would never be able

to ask his own day again. Right, went to the High the Hospital of Special Surgery, got it done. I was operated on there. Yeah, spoke to the guy. He spoke to him on Saturday. He was already sitting up, he had a neck brace. He was home, he was able to go for light walks and he's just enjoying life. But he's six three to six weeks. I believe in this thing. But we want to say we love you, we miss you. We Uh. He's not gonna hear this,

and he's not going to this. But if you follow, if you follow Greg T and I honestly I don't remember what his Instagram has he changed to the radio station. Yeah, yeah, that's I couldn't remember. It was. Oh, that reminds me. Have something else, remind me something, license plate? Remind me license plate? Uh uh. Yeah, So he won't hear this, So just go on his Instagram and and wish him

well and tell him the Brooklyn Boys sent you. You know. Yeah, definitely give us some credit because I feel like we need some we we need a little bit of that with him, a little redemption because he doesn't think we have any faith in the guy. So yeah, he's doing he's actually doing really really well. Yeah. So anyway, okay, so speaking of his radio station name is in his

Instagram handle. That makes sense, right because you're promoting your radio station, and Instagram is social media where you're promoting your radio station. So as long as you're hired by that radio station, right, So I used to well, you can always change it back. But I used to work for Red Robin many years go Red Robin and one of the one of the owners had a license plate that said red Robin. I don't know if it was like r D and Robin, like there were letters missing,

but you know it's spelled red Robin. And I'm like, well, you're own the place I get it. I driving home this week from work one day, I see a car. I'm not gonna say who it was or what it said, but it said the name of their radio station as their license plate, like the name of the radio station it was if if it's if my if my license plate said to see one hundred, nothing else, just see one hundred. Right, it was the name of very I'm assuming this person worked at that radio station. Right, would

you ever do that? He? Would you? Would you put your job name on your on your vanity plate? They call those vanity plates when you get by the way. It's very hard to change. Like if you get fired, you gotta go to motivea going trade in because you don't work there anymore. It's actually one step down from

a tattoo of the same type. I mean, you know you wouldn't you wouldn't tattoo your job's name on Some people do, Like athletes will put like Miami Dolphins on their arm and then you go and then they get they get traded. I've seen a lot of football players get traded when they put the like I never thought I was gonna get Of course you did. I was a franchise player. Yeah yeah, so yeah, yeah, that's a bad, bad, bad, bad move. I wouldn't do that, but plaus I don't

want to be identified like that. And if I cut somebody off, then like, which guy from that radio station is that in that fucking car? It's like, oh, it's David Brody. Oh okay, you're an asshole. Well they assume you worked for that radio station. Absolutely, yeah, you're actually giving the station a bad You're you're representing the station on the road wherever you go. It's wrong on all kinds of levels. I don't like that, right unless you're implying that you know you you're just a big fan

of the radio station. Right now, we have we have a guy who used to have a license plate that said something rash, right, wasn't it like Z one point three or something. I'm not gonna mention what it was, but that's not what I'm talking about. So I thought it was I thought the license plate was cool that he that he got the license plate. I just don't know if I would do that. I mean, you know what I would love on my license plate. Go ahead, Brooklyn or any form of it. Are we done? We

are done, all right? In that case, I'm going up, boys, boys,