#210: Hey You, Get Off My Driveway!

Oh my god, you want me to check it. I'll check it. I'll open up the I will redo it. Oh my god, why what are we doing here? Yeah, I'm just solo sexes two oh nine. Oh my god, start UF dot up. Oh my god, start up, Brooklyn Boy, stop it up, Brooklyn bost up. They make a noise dot up up episode two ten. Yes, Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's gonna confuse a lot of people because to eleven is gonna start the same way next week, and then people are gonna here to eleven and they're gonna be like, oh,

but then this one is a false start. It's I don't know, maybe I shouldn't off, he said, let's start again. Yeah, but you know us, no edits, We just go for the at the beginning. Is not an edit, that's a restart. We're ready fire aim. That's the kind of podcast we are. Yeah. I don't know about you. I'm structured. You're the one who's all over the place. Well, I'm I'm a little sad today and I'm a really serious note and I don't like to start on a downer. But dude, how

can I do the story after you take a joke? Oh? Well, that's what I'm actually going in a serious direction from Manu. Sorry. By the way, Scaries never owned a dog, so that wouldn't be possible. I wouldn't joke. Go ahead, what happened? So um, a Brooklyn iconic pizza master passed away today. It bears mentioning on this podcast because you know we're big fans of pizza. Pizza made us made my stomach too, Yes, absolutely.

But Dominic de Marco, the creator of Defarre's Pizza on Avenue J Midwood, Brooklyn, arguably one of the best pizzas in Brooklyn and the city. People come from all over the world to this day to try his pizza and one of the highest rated from Stool President Day Barstool Sports, Dave Port. Yeah, and need to give him, but yeah, you know, he gets credit because he's actually legitimized. What I'm saying is I'm saying is President is a good judge.

Point four. That's what the highest mark of all defends. Why I don't want to give him credit because because they should get a nine point ten. That's that's how high it is. Nine nine point ten is ten. But the Sicilian pizza there, maybe he gave a nine point four to the round. Is that what he gave it? Nine point four till see that's why the nine point the round is a ninth went for a solid President Day, absolutely, but the Sicilian is it isn't eleven. That's where it's

at because you gets twice big. It's got it takes time like ninety minutes to make and then be hungry. Olive oil at the bottom provides that crunch. Yeah that, oh but well, and they have other locations, but the Brooklyn one is the Brooklyn Well, it's funny you say that because that opening this State nine location. Uh next, I told you I'm on the Facebook page. I liked it. They invited us, by the way to be there. They did. But oh the sister, yes, the daughter, I mean his daughter,

so Matt, Maggie, Maggie, Yeah, Maggie. I don't know if you want to give out a name whatever. Yeah, absolutely, anyway, I I like the page and I unlike the page because I was getting alerts. I don't want to alerts. But but I'm going to the pizza place. Yeah. Absolutely, They're all over the place Williamsburg. But the original iconic location, arguably the better slices and stuff, is that Avenue Jay. It's a dumpy location that looks like literally it's there

since the twenties or thirties. It's but it looks like it looks like it's the building. The building every article I read to build the building is in the twenties and thirties. The pizza places from sixty five. But the building is just an old pre World War two like brick, you know, hasn't changed a bit, and that store has just been net in sixty five. Yes, and uh yeah,

he opened it up. And there was you know, rumors back in the eighties that oh he had the recipe locked away in a safe and then he wasn't going to pass it on to the kids. But but you know what, that that's like goes along with every single that's like lore for every single iconic. He eventually passed it on to the kids because I remember when he started working out there, working at the pizza place. That would help him make the pizza because for a while

nobody nobody knew it and nobody. But the thing is, anytime you hear that story of an iconic place with the recipe locked in his safe, that's always a legend. There's no safe recipe. Oh I do hear that? Only um, only two, only two people know the recipe to Kentucky fried chicken. Only two people on staff I saw on That can't be true of them the food that made America. Only two people at any given time. And by the way, and people don't know who the two people are. It's anonymous.

Who how somebody's making the chicken the Colonel's recipe using the ingredients to make the chicken. Dude, all those seven secret spices whatever it was, and and spices and and the uh, the iconic so much pressure cooker chicken. How do we get off on this? Anyway? I don't know So back to Maggie, our condolences to your family, to Jr. Everybody. There's a lot of kids involved. But I I wonder we'll tell the story real quick. But I wonder if they're going to bury the scissors with him a story.

There's a story to that, and and I just posted it on my Instagram story at Gary Jones. Take a look at my story back I went there back in and uh I had footage of him pulling a sicilian out of the out of the uh oven and he used the iconic scissors to cut fresh basil and and and literally they they he sprinkles the basil over the pie, but as he gives it to you, so there it is right there, the scissors. I've seen him use this.

Look at my look at my story. Yea, yeah, yeah, I've seen him use Listen, those scissors in this in this video. I'm watching it right now. They don't look like the scissors. They've got rubber handles and no rust. I've seen him use. I'm not gonna say it was ross. Could it could have been dried to me to sauce, but really, oh and you picture from with the family.

Uh yeah, Okay, now I wonder if they're gonna like maybe frame the scissors, you know, put him in a glass case or something, because those those scissors were also just as iconic. Anyway, if you if you're ever around it is not a commercial that we not, um, but if you're ever in Brooklyn, if you're ever in New York City, it's worth a trip out to Midwood, Brooklyn an Avenue j in a primarily Jewish neighborhood. It's the religious Jewish neighbor Yeah, go to de Fara on Avenue

jay An East fourteen something like that. And by religious we mean the placed. Um. Yeah, black coats, big hats, Cadillac right now, what is it? Some big tits? What's the song time Bomb by time Bomb by Rancid. You're saying, yeah, that's a good song. Now. I was doing black hat Cadillac, you know, I was doing the new song what's the new song small Waiste, big Titties? That one? The one is on TikTok YadA YadA Body Yadaya by the Body

by Megan the Stallion. Right, That's what I was doing. So, uh, did I tell you the story about how the one place got my order wrong? Which day Brodie it's every single day there's another fucking pizza place to get you right. Right. So I ordered with the Slice app. I ordered from a place that starts with the letter A. Okay, So I go in the Slice app and again it's not the app's fault. I go in the Slice app and I order. So I'm gonna order a remade uh sausage

and red pepper pizza that they have on the menu. Right, it's like the South Cicia or something, And I'm gonna order the chicken palm sandwich. It's important to remember that the sausage and red pepper pizza that's on the menu and a chicken palm sandwich. I put it in the app and a little pop up comes up that says you qualify for a free pizza. Remember we talked about when we promoting Slice Apple, you order eight times, So I said, oh, free pizza. So I delete the premade pizza,

which was a medium. I get the free large pizza. Now I hadn't placed the order yet, and I add sausage and red pepper to my free pizza. It costs me like three bucks, right, that makes sense. And then as I'm totaling my order, I see on the specials. It says, try the new drunken chicken palm. So it's chicken palm with vodka sauce. So I delete the chicken palm. I put the drunken chicken palm in the order and

I hit total Order send. Great. I call and I said, hey, just out of curiosity, you do, guys, do coal fired brick oven pizza or whatever? Is it like fast coal fire or is it like a half hour brick oven? He says, give us, give us twenty five minutes to a half hour. I said great, I'm on my way. So I get there. I get there like because he says, we'll text you and your orders ready. So fantastic. He said, what's so in in the So I made sure in the APT this time I put David B. Not just David.

David B. S there's no problem. So I get the text message your orders ready. I'm parked outside, so I go in. I said, wow, fifteen minutes. You guys told me like almost a half hour. This is great. He's got a big baker's cart and he says, here you go, David B. He goes sausage pizza and a chicken palm. I go yeah, that's me fantastic. So I go, I take the order. I go to my car and I said, you know what, I'm gonna take a bite of my chicken palm sandwich on the right home because I'm starving,

and that's a portable meal. I opened it up and it's regular chicken palm. That's weird. So then I opened up the pizza. I see it's a medium pizza, not the large. I look at my ticket. I go, this isn't right. And in the bag with my chicken palm and my pizza in the bag, it's fried calamari. And I didn't order it. So I go, that's weird. So I go back in and I said, listen, I don't

know how this happened. I was gonna order the medium South Sitia pizza and I was going to order a regular chicken palm, but instead I ordered drunken chicken palm and a large free one. But it's you gave it to me as David B. He looks at ticket, he goes, oh, man, I'm so sorry. There's another David B. What the other

David B? So he was so with that. An Uber driver comes in and says, hey, I'm here to pick up Ouber Eats for David B. What that David B ordered Uber Eats the exact same meal I almost ordered in the app, but then changed my mind. So when I saw it, I thought it was mine. So, oh, David doesn't work. David B doesn't work. So now I have to put in David Brody and hope there's not another David Brody. Can you believe the odds on that? I mean, I'd played a lot of if were you,

it's impossible, impossible. The guy gave me a canoli. By the way, He's like, I'm sorry, I had to come back in. Can I get anything? I go? How about a canoli? He was, yeah, sure, it's like I know, the free canoli. Good for you, for you, and and and the misconception and the fact that you jumped to the conclusion thinking that David B. I mean, technically they didn't sunk up. No, they gave David B his his

sausage and pepper piece. You would just jump in the gun and you assume there's no way in hell is into the David B that made an order at the same time I didn't food I ordered. So there you go back. You know your name came up at lunch the other day. Oh what did you say about me? Well, let's just say we should have invited David. We all over you, actually Elvis shadow over you at lunch. Uh. We went to Saddel's and I know this this memories for you and and have believe Sidl's we were. I

was there with Gandhi and Elvis for lunch. Elvis the Texan and Gandhi the Indian. Yeah, I like how you've discredit them right up front, right, but again, tell me how the Texan and the Indian like that. So you know, we order, we order some you know, some some smoked salmon, We ordered some all kinds of fun stuff, you know, all the Jewish delicacies of sads. We know, by the way, now opening coconut grove for our Florida friends, and they're

opening other ones as well. So they're they're they're locally, they're globally, they're seeping. You know what they say, you know what they say about Jews. Wherever there's Jews, there's people who don't know good Jewish food. You know what. Elvis backed me up because because obviously a lot of the food was covered in dill a lot of the food was covering up. I said, you know, Elvis, this big days growing up at the Temple in in uh

In McKinney, Texas. I said, you know, guys, I said, I said, I said, dil is so good, and Gandhi's like, yeah, it's pretty good. It just gets in my teeth. I'm okay with it, though. I said, well, I'm like, according to Brody, you know. And then Elvis stopped me and he goes, yeah, well, you know, BROI doesn't like anything green. I'm like, well, that's not true entirely, as you know, I said. But he's got a bigger problem. He's got

the debate about dill is. He claims it's not using Jewish cooking, and I'm saying everywhere in Jewish cooking, I said, it wasn't used in his mom's cooking. All my grandmothers are and my family. What I said was, somebody, if you want to sprinkle a little dill, I'm not a fan of it. But Saiddel's sid called it throws like a fistful of dil. I believe that was a Western movie with Clint. Yeah, throw throws a fistful of dil on everything. Like a pilot deal. You know what it is.

It's like dil with a bet of salmon. That's what that's what we should send the menu. Have a fresh play a dil on a bed of egg salad, because that's it's all those of vehicles to transport the dill. Understood, Well, you know what. Anyway, Elvis agreed with me and backed me up. And you know what's scary, Yes it is. Dial is used in traditional Jewish cooking. So yes, of course, I'm yes, okay, I know you're just upset. I'm just saying I got another person on my side. You don't

have a jew on your side. No offense, d Elvis, He's a const We had several cook to the table when we originally had this argument. Several Jewish people came to my defense, slices for like this, your friends with a lot of many of your Jewish friends. I understand. Yes, listen, scary, I've talked to you about this. You can There are people that make videos of other people pooping on other people, and there are people that like those videos. There is

nothing in the world murder, molestation, just dismemberment people. There's somebody who likes it and will watch it this people eat poop. There's people that will eat anything awful. Thank you. Alright, while we're talking about it, Lindsay Specter sent me a T shirt, a picture of a T shirt that says big deal Energy. Uh you know because big Yeah. And then Jackie Helchowski uh sent me a picture of Dill pickle salt teens. They're a tifil trading deal. Is infilt

trading the world. And then the Dil Dorito's Nope, no, not a fan, not a fan. All right, but I'm glad you guys had lunch, nice lunch. You went out to lunch again today, right because today was St. Patrick's Day. Here as we're taping this on March seventeen, and uh, you know, we got a little cornby fun ryot action going. And then you know, Elvis had the Shepherd's Pie, which is wow, what a pie it was. It was a huge I mean three people could have eaten off it,

three people and been filled. It was. You know, if you don't know what it is, it's I guess it's um, it's lamb or beef. I don't know. Some someone say cottage pie is each pie is bevief. Shepherd's pie. And the way you remember it is that shepherds, shepherd of the sheep, shepherd of the sheep. Yes, that's why they's called shepherds. So it's like cheaper ground lamb and things.

And then on top is a nice coating of mashed potatoes which has been put onto the broiler, so it has that oh so brown crust, you know, the stuff you find in your underwear. D Who So you're funny, Yeah, all right, so the cornby fun right thing? Also, uh, that's more Jewish than Irish because the other option was with cabbage. And I gotta say, not a fan of cabbage. Not a fan of the cabbage. No not. It's like bad, stinky let us smells like smells like fart, Yes, stinky,

it's no no good makes you fart. My mother in law used to make stuff cabbage. That's good because it's got meat. It's got meat and sauce. So I did I just picked the stuff out of the stuff. I just took this cabbage. There was a special kind of taste up. The dog got the stuff cabbage wrapper. Oh so you would give the dog the stuff cat the wrap, and I would, I would. She'd like, you have to at least try it. I'm like, all right, I'll try it. I'll try and I'll try it, and I she'd get

up to go in the kitchen. I would like break off a piece and give it on the table to the dog. We used to make that the catering hall. We called it stuffed garbage dog. You made dog at the cat stuffed garbage stuff, cabbage stuff cab. I will say that the the red sauce is more of a of a tangy or a pungent red sauce. It's more of a Swedish orange e Swedish. Yeah, it's it's orange. Really, it's interesting. But anyway, God, we're on food again. We

gotta get off of food. Okay, so we just talked about the dog, right, I'm gonna segway to a dog thing. I have decided. You know, you know, there's certain people in your life you're not gonna like. You're like, oh, I don't like people that like soccer. I'm just used as an example, right, I don't like people who don't like dill. Okay, Well that there you go. That makes sense. So I'm not looking to offend anyone listens on slices.

I'm not looking to offend you. I'm just saying for me, if I was on a dating app, or if I if I heard somebody use the term, this would be a turn off for me. I don't like that when you refer to your pets as your family. I'm fine with that. Oh, my little boys part of the family, right a little girl. My dogs a part of my I love my dogs, love them, hugged them, squeeze them, kiss and I love them. I have a problem with people are refer to their pets as fur babies. I

feel like you've gone too far. I feel like you've now you've crossed the line of the dogs part of the family untill my dog is family. Like fur baby. First of all, it sounds like a like a like a euphemism for vagina. Does it sounds it sounds yeah, it sounds like baby, go to town on your fur baby, you know what I mean? So, but fur baby is just like it sounds to me. Should I say something like, by the way, what kind of women have you been with? Uh? Oh,

seventies and eighties ones scary? You know, I didn't just start being with women in two thousand one. You you've you've you've talked about talking. You've been with women that did not wax their their their area you have. The first woman you were with was not bald. She wasn't close close enough what landing strip I mean, yeah, I guess. Alright, So I'm saying back in the day, there was a time before the point industry realized that you could see stuff better when you took all the hair off. Women

had hair. Yeah, alright, so alright, fine, anyway, My point is, fur baby sounds like, you know, when you live alone, it's like you either have five cats or you have a fur baby. Like you don't have any kids, so you call the kid your baby, fur baby, whatever works for you. I'm just saying for me, I would not. I'm married, but I wouldn't date you. And I don't know if I can be friends with you. If you're like, oh, come over, I just gave my fur baby a bath.

That sounds wrong to me. You know, oh I gotta feed my fur baby. No, none of this is appealing, right, So no, right, you wouldn't you were either? Right? Yeah, the this No, what that does is that does the opposite of excite me. In fact, my dick just went into my stomach Oh, I didn't say it excites me. I'm saying it right, right, I'm saying that I'm agreeing with you. Don't call that's. Don't use that term. I'm out on the fur baby thing. But but speaking of

loving your dog scary. You've never had a pet, right, never, No, I've had count You don't count goldfishers pet. Those are scale babies, by the way, if you if you you really love it, you call it a scale baby or a gill baby. Okay, I'm walking home from work a couple of days ago, right, and it was raining, and walking towards me are two women with umbrellas and their dog, or one of them owned the dog. The dog is on the leash about four ft ahead of them, out

in the rain. You love your dog, you bring this close to you know the dog was a leash, but still four feet ahead on getting rained on. If you love your dog, if this dog, this woman was obviously not calling this dog a fur baby, If this dog is your family, you love this dog, you bring the dog short leash. You're right, You bring the dog real close, let it walk next to you or in front of you, and you cover that dog with the with the umbrella.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a sidecar umbrella where you have an umbrella for your pet or your person. I've seen him have like a I've seen him and have like an attachment on the side like umbrella extension. Yeah, like what you're saying, yeah, like a like a one and a half. Yeah, yeah, I think. And the two of them at umbrellas. You don't think the dog could fit on between the two of them.

That's just that's you know. What's selfish though, is the is the umbrella is that literally like our half a half circle like like a bubble around you. It covers the dome the dome umbrellas, and it's almost like water drifts straight down around with everybody. There's not even a chance the second person could squeeze under this thing. At least the ones that over arc and that they kind of expand and they just kind of go out. At least you could have the option of someone, right, have

someone sharing it with you, holding onto it. But not with the dome umbrella, it's pretty much go fund yourself. That's like, did I still sell those? Its isolationism? I've seen them. You have to buy him my eBay, like as collectibles, No, they sell them new you know. In fact, people make the argument that around the city and close populated areas, those are the ones you should use because they don't poke people's eye out and they don't take up a lot of space. I don't know. I'm called

dome umbrellas. You'll never see me with one. A dome umbrella. Clear ones, of course, and to go your clear poncho. I can't do that. I'd rather get wet. You know, I have an unused poncho form a met game ten years ago. It's still sitting in my drawer. I bought it and I never used it because the rain stopped by the time I waited online and I made my purchase. What a waste. It's a fucking plastic bag. It's literally a garbage bag. They get you, They get you. Yeah,

well it's worse. See didn't open it. Well I still have it in the bag. Yeah, eBay, dude, I've been trying to get rid of this goddamn scooter for a year, and I'm gonna told you who sold your blender? Baby, who sold your blender? The problem is you Ninja blender, You fight a mix whatever it was you sold me the bullet? Yeah, I had people come to my house and pick it up, gave me the cab. It's very nice of you. But all right, So then I'm staring at this guy damn scooter. It's sitting here in my

guy named living room. I live in an apartment, and this is a twenty two hundred dollar scooters. See that's the problem. I mean, listen, I'll sell that for you. No, no way. I've had five inquiries from I guarantee, I've had five degrees from slices who privately d m to me said hey, I heard you talking about the scooter on the podcast. What is it? Tell me about it? And then all of a sudden they get fucking sticker shock, Like what they're thinking, the thing is two hundred dollars.

This is you have to post it as whatever you're gonna charge for. I'm not going to charge hundred dollars for the charge fifteen hundred you charge it's brand new. They handle you down to four nineteen. You take it. No one listening to this podcast is gonna pay for though. No, we have some very affluent slices. I don't like where you're going with this. You know what I mean? You could, you could, you could look look it up slices. We're not doing a commercial, you're not, but I want you.

I want you to look it up. It's in O kim I n okay, I am. I got it at Fluid Free ride dot com and it's the oh the inno kim o. C Aren't those the girls that's saying? I don't care those I kind of pop you do, okay? Sorry? The o X the o X, alright with the oh the o X. That's the site where girls get naked for money? Oh my god? What no podcast? I don't care. I don't care. Hey do you clear your throat a lot um? Only when during like cold and flu season?

Sometimes they get a little tickle back there. So I clear my throat every now and then sometimes I have to have harry my my lactose intolerance get a little flegmy. How do you do it? Well? Like look like that's like yeah, like I cleared my throat. Let me clear my throat. So it got me in trouble a couple of times, uh last week, actually three times for clearing my throat's not even possible. Okay. So my my youngest

daughter drives us home from school every day. So my kids share a car, and my youngest one's going for a driving test next month, and so she has a permit she drives me home. But uh, you know, she's been driving off for like three or four months, and you know, I give her guys, guy, slow down, look over your shoulder. I give her the play by play,

and she's gotten much better. I don't have to give her any play by play, but every once in a while, I'll give her the old you know you're early on to slow down, or if I don't, I don't say it. I'll just go meaning like, hey, does the red light come and you slow down? She knows what they mean, right. So we're driving and we had we had a little disagreement about something, so she was already on edge and I had to clear my throat. So, not thinking about anything,

I went just what what am I doing wrong? Starts yelling at me that I was critiquing her, and I was, I was like, what am I doing wrong? I'm not that I cleaned you know, you didn't you know, you didn't get backing out of it? What were you gonna say? I was going too fast? I couldn't get out of it. So I was the one time. Second time, I'm at I'm at home depot and I'm waiting for the the guy at the register to do a return for me, and he says, hey, hang on one second, I just

gotta finish up this. I go, Yeah, you're no problem. So he's taken a couple of minutes and my throat fellow flemy. So I go. So the guy goes, I said, I'll be right with you. Oh yeah, But so you weren't doing it to get his attention. No, no, no, I was clearing my throat. And he gave me the look like, yeah, okay, because I cleared my throat like you would go. But I did that, I would like that, And he's like, I said it right with you, sir.

The second time. Is there a way of discreetly clearing your throat where it's not gonna signal that well, no, you're trying to be the screech. You have to do it in a way that doesn't sound like you're getting is. You have to go like ha, you gotta do like you gotta yes, because otherwise anything you do, if you go anything, you'd just trying to like go remember I'm here. So I almost should have gone, oh like that, so he wouldn't think I was clearing my throat for him.

So that got me in trouble. And in the last time you ever have these phone systems where they say, um, if you'd like you know, you can hold or you can push one and uh to end the call, or push two to have an operator call you back. So I don't push your button. I'm waiting and I go and they go, thank you for calling, and I hung up. It registered my as a push button. It took it

and they get what, we'll call you back. So you can't clean your throat when you're on the on the phone when they're saying, you know, say your birthday or enter a number. If you clear your throat, you fucked you. It is talking yes like that like that, So I can't claim I can't have milk if I'm gonna be around any people like that day, that's in trouble. Oh my god, you're fucking crazy, am um. So we we had a couple of voicemails. I don't know if you want to do those now, we will do it. We'll

save them for a little while. I don't know, save them for a little while. Is only like one or two. Yeah, you know, guys, you can leave us voicemails if you want to comment on previous episodes and make a point or agree with me and tell Bertie go f himself about dell Um. We're at two one eight fu abe seventy seven. Spell that out in numbers. That's two eight f you a b E seven seven. That is our number. Leave a voicemail and we will preview it and maybe

it will air on a future episode of the book. Boys. You know what, tell us that time you had to fight with an old lady, because I've got two fights coming up that I want to tell you about. So let us know that time you had to fight with an the time you fare But you are such a bully sometimes I can't bully old late you do? You hear yourself right now? I got it. Who gets into a fight with an innocent old lady? Okay, first of all,

they weren't innocent. You want I'll tell you, by the way, if I see someone that's double my age, I'm gonna laugh and walk away. It doesn't it doesn't even it shouldn't warrant any of my time Okay, I wasn't necessarily fighting. I got fought with. How about that? How about that? How about that? Should I tell you a story about the driveways, one of them, we'll give me the I'll

give me the one. So I was visiting a vintage clothing store to drop off some donations right for the for the vintage clothing store, and the woman was on the phone. She says, I'll be with you a couple of minutes. With that, one of our sales guys calls my phone. So I step outside now to take the call. I have the earpiece in my you know, my my, my earphone, and uh my phone in my hand, and I'm talking not that loudly, like a normal person on

the street. Now, the build the vintage clothing store is on the corner, and on the side of the vintage clothing store is a blacktop driveway that has like a dip and cracks and weeds growing in it. It's a shitty looking driveway that if you don't look carefully, it looks like it goes to behind the building on the that's all that's to the left of the building. On the left of the driveway is a three floor house where I got with a porch, but it's right, it's

pretty much attached to it. Pretty it's like the other side of the driveway. If you're not paying attention, you know, you're not looking to see what the driveway. The driveway looked like it was connected to the building, but it's also connected to the grass of the lawn of the house, so it's between the two edifices. So I'm standing at the edge. So the driveway comes up, and the driveway

doesn't go to the street. The driveway stops at the sidewalk because there's a paved sidewalk, and then the curb is broken, so anyone pulling in would have to go up the little curb across the sidewalk and in Okay, you don't have to justify it right here. What happened? So, as I'm talking, I took a foot and I walked so they wouldn't hear me. Because the door was open to the vintage store. I took a foot around the

corner of the vintage store onto the driveway. I took a foot, then I walked fot I I stepped on like one pace, so maybe a foot and a half. Then I walked off the driveway. Then I walked back on the driveway for a foot. I walked off the drive It's kind of like going back and forth as I was working at but she was walking, and you're on the phone, walking and talking and walk and talk walking out like I talk it, walk like talk it.

So at this particular moment, the I'd say, four inches of my right foot is on the black top and the other inches of my foot are on the cement. This old call her an older woman or a battle axe if you prefer, walks out in her housecoat and says, hey, so I'm distracted by the fire. I'm sorry, I said, yes, I can help you. Get off my driveway, I said, So I looked down. I see that my toe is

on the black top. No, look, I understand, get off my lawn because you know, you might kick up some dirt, some grass, You might ruin the lawn, right, you might step in dog poop and then get mad. This is blacktop. Nothing I can do with my foot to damage it. So I said, hey, you don't need to yell at me. Not a problem. I'm only on the thing four inches by accident. I didn't know as your driveway. She said, it's next to my house. Hey, Larry David, how do

these things happen to you? First of all, I want to say one thing, stop, pause one second. This obviously right there and there. You know this woman has lost her marvels years ago. She's living next to this fucking store. You know. The secondly, she does this all day to everybody. She she stands there like a hawk, waiting for this moment um. She's a fucking lunatic right there and there. You know this, So I actually is the female you If I think about Wow, she's the female bro to

you would be doing that? Will be you in your house in twenty years doing the same ship. Wow. Yeah? But ahead ahead you think you know a guy ahead? This sounds exactly like you. It sounds like you're talking to yourself. Here. I don't yellow people to get off my concrete driveway, no, but it sounds like this is where you're headed in life. Now, this woman here, I can tell you as I'm listening to this, she's a fucking maniac. She belongs in a mental asilo. But now,

how are you going to handle this? By by the way, nice segue. You just said that's me say she belongs in a mental institution. Hello ahead, no continue, I want to have this one unfall. So I back away from the driveway and now I'm on the sidewalk. She looks at me. Just get off my sidewalk. So I said, lady, it's not your sidewalk where you are from me, I'm not gonna break the sidewalk. She says, you're in front of my house. I said, was I being loud on

the phone. She said, you're on my side, walking on my driveway. So I said, I said, I said, you know what, ma'am. I'm gonna leave, But just answer me one question. When you were a little girl laying in the street wearing a little dress going to school, did you dream of growing up to be an old woman who yells at people to get off their driveway. Was this a goal in your life? Did you were you were? You? Were you trying hard to be that woman? Because now

you're that woman, think about it. I said, go back in your house. I'm leaving. Go back in your house. Just I'll go back at my house because I want to go back at my house. So I said, So, I said, um, I said, so. I didn't say thing rude. I was like yeah, yeah, Hey, come back in the house. So I walked into the store. I get off the so I apologize to the president on the phone with where the whole thing? I may have got loud, I

may have got a little Brooklyn. And I go back in the store and the woman's off the phone, just's how can I help you? I said, Oh, he's a man. The old lady comes in the store. Excuse me? Is this man your customer? God? She she says, she's taking it to the next level. Now she's escalating this. She's escalating it. And her son is with her. Now, her son who looks like he lives with her, you know the type, dumpy dumpy, he's a shave. He's falling down

eight three bowls of cereal that more. He's got like some lucky charms in his beard. That's the look, long hair, like I live with my mother. She's gonna die here. I'm gonna keep the body for like twenty years. That kind of guy. So he's there with that look like, So she says, yes, he's my customer. Was his was his shirt short of his uh? The end of his stomach, belly button was hanging. I didn't see the belly button. This shirt was white with red stripes, like you know, stripes,

horizontal stripes. He was exactly what you picture and and so I'm looking at him like, is he here to threaten me? What's going on here? He doesn't make eye contact with me, so I don't feel I'm not worried at this point. So the woman says, yes, he's my customer. Well, he was on my driveway. She's, well, I'll tell him not to do that. I'm sorry he didn't know. She looks at me, says, you're on my drive So I said, I didn't know what was you drive away. I'm terribly sorry.

I'm terribly sorry that that ruined your day. Have a nice day. My apologies. I hope your driveways Okay, she says, I have to check it, so she was she in the sun? I have to check it. Yes, for your footprint. Yes. Now keep in mind I lost thirty pounds, so it's not like she looked at me. Was like, who's the pound guy that broke my side? Like I've haven't been talking about stepping on someone's Yes, yes, black top driveway. So then the woman install says, ignore her. She's in

here every other day. At everybody. Oh no, kidding, of course kidding. You knew that already, right, But why didn't put up an argument with somebody like that? Why did you just walk away? Because when you're in the moment, you can't always just walk away with a Sometimes you have to just go Did you want to grow up to be this woman? I felt like asking? And I hoped against hope that she didn't have like a big son to come out or daughter and uh and get mad with me. That's why I kept it. But that

she yelled at me get off my driveway. That was my car. So the woman in the slow says to me, did you block your driveway? Were your car? No? My foot? Your foot, yeah, I said, like three inches in my foot was on the driveway. Just oh my god. Yes, she yells at everybody. Don't worry about it. So yeah, so call us to two on eight f you seventy seven? Why did you have a fight with an old lady? When did you get that? And Rody, we need some love for our merch store. We haven't been given some

love to it lately. And and and I want people to to go there if they can and uh clear out some of this stuff. Because again, the summer will be here soon enough and we're trying to introduce new merch. Now we still got the Matt Matt emailed me. Last emailed Matt our guy and I said, hey, did we move any stuff with the fifteen percent off everything? He said, actually last week was a really good week. Ok So I don't know what's left, but you should get it

because it's off everything off everything in the entire store. Okay, now we got and if you haven't visited since, like the first time, oh my god, you missed everything we have. We've added since hats. We have all kinds of logo shirts, not just those original logos that you remembered in the beginning with you. We have sweatshirts so when you go to the beach in the summer, we've got walkers and talkers shirts. We've got there's still the Christmas patterns. I'm

wondering if they're still available. Well, they're fifteen pc off. I think we're gonna I think they're still available. I think we have a few of each left, because he said we had a few of them. But the tank tops, we have some tank tops from last summer that you can get for this summer. But anyway, go check it out because we still have the sale going on. Right. So it's Brooklyn Boys dot Big C A r T e l dot com. Wow, we haven't spelled it in in

a while. Maybe that's been the problem. Brooklyn Boy, that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big C A r T e l dot com, Big Cartel and uh yeah, hopefully we'll have some new things in there, um and maybe some accessories too, because I know that we've been talking about creating a new tool. Oh you just proved to be a new tool when you insulted me before. But did that hurt a little bit? I feel mails did your voice always segar a little bit? I don't know, just a couple

I just feel like it's awful. Hey, what's up, Brodie Scary. This is Matt A K A T J. Millie n Y. Been in contact with you guys a couple of times on Twinter, Instagram message Scary a bunch of times. Uh that's why I say you guys are awesome, as per usually, been listening to you guys way way before even COVID existed. From episode one. Lately, I've been working a tons, got a wedding coming up, just bought a house, so I

haven't had it as much time to listen. But I just started a new job that requires me to run a mobile medical RV that drives from location location, and this week we're in and out of New York City, so I've been listening to you guys for the hour and twenty minute commute in at five am and the three hour commute on the way back from the city. Uh, you know, from three to six pm. So a lot of fun going from New York City to Long Island.

But uh, I'm just laughing because the episodes that we're on right now, I believe it is uh two oh ship for two oh seven, we were talking about the houses and the situation with the boiler, and that's exactly what I'm going through right now with my house. Every single day I turned there's a nightmare with the house that I bought. So I've been dropping a couple and twenty grand in the last three weeks on getting things fixed. It's a lot of fun. Well, I'll let you guys go.

Thank you so much, looking forward to many more episodes with you guys. You're awesome. Good Bye, Thank you. That was really nice, very nice, and it was long enough. He can listen to that back on his commune home for three hours exactly. Obviously they can get the message about brevity. No, actually no, it was really fucking with you, buddy, he said, he's been listening since episode one. I hope

that you'll listen to episode zero. Yeah, zero, All right, So there that was that one there and then here's Eric code to oh one. This is a short one. North Jersey Brooken boys, brody and scary now that allegedly we're gonna stay in standard time for sucking sun protection time. How do you guys feel about it? Now? I know scary as not saying whatever, time to stay one time?

My promise. I have kids, and the young generation have been these motherfucker's have itselfer through what I had to suffer to go to the library to research everything skin of fingertips. Now they're not even gonna have to suffer through changing their fucking clocks. This is fucking ridiculous. I hate them. I hate it. I hate I hate it. Wow, just to be that's terrible, Just to be resentful for the sake of being resentful because you didn't get to

go through it, and you suffer through it. Now you want, don't want you, you want your kids to do it. That's a terrible reason to to vote for the time, staying in the sin. What gotta be honest is the father of three kids, I understand where no, you know what. Listen, We're here to make things easier for future generations. Listen, and then guess what. There have been things that our

generation has been let off the hook with that. Previous generations had to deal with things ten times worse than used. Don't invent the car and make everybody walk as my kids work. But it's a terrible reason to vote. Yeah, but it's fun for it or against it now. But I'll say that the first of all, he got a couple of things wrong. As of today March two, the Sunshine Protection Act, which says, let's stay on eastern daylight time, which we're on now, uh and never go back. Hold on,

there's a caveat that. Uh. That is only been passed by the Senate. It still has to pass the House and then the President has to sign off on it in the order for it to become a bill. We're only one third of the way there, right, and then even then, no matter what happens we have to go back to the standard time in October, uh and Brodie looked us up and then next next March is when it would take a pointing forward. Then we're done. Then we stay forward forever. Now here's why I'm happy it's

going away. Well, there's two reasons. So when when it turned wintertime, when you when you fall, you fell backwards, so the weather was getting shitty, it was getting darker earlier. And then you went, yeah, you know what, let's make a double docker like so the jump was dramatic and then the world just turned a ship and then but the only you had the bounce though the spring forward like boom, it's getting lighter later. Now it's getting lighter

really later. So that Paul was good. And most of my clocks in the house are automatic, so don't have to worry about that. I think I have. I think I had like eight things I had to change that stove, the microwave, something. It's not a big deal. Here's what I'm glad we'll finally go away. And shame on one of the senators who wrote the bill, because it was two senators I think was Sheldon Whitehouse and Marco Rubio. It's daylight saving time. God, No, going for a fucking

grammatical er. Well, you know what, there's a big grammatical error day, which I'll get to in a minute. But it's daylight saving. You're saving the daylight. You're not savings the daylight, you're saving more. Gives a funk. I want to debate the actual goddamn act. Okay, can I talk about that for a second? Yes, debate the act? You like it or not? You want to? No? No, here's

the thing. First of all, I I don't believe in the switching back and forth because it's been proven that there are more car accidents, who attacks, there are things that are associated with time change it fox up your pets, believe it or not. So I say leave it one way, and I do believe leaving it with the daylight saving time the way we do right now is the better way to go because it will improve commerce for the end of the day because and plus people are working

in the early morning hours. Normally most people, I'm generalizing, we're not gonna have sunlight till eight o'clock in the morning. Well that's the bad part, right, But I would rather sacrifice that because most people don't start their day with doing a lot of things other than going to work, so you'll have a lot more at the back end of the day, especially in the wintertime, when you get out of the work, it will still be light out

your stuff at least an hour to breathe. You know, it's a fallacy that they kept it for the farmers. That's not that's not not a thing, right Goo google that. I'm not gonna explain it now, but google it. It's it wasn't created for so it has nothing to do with the farmers. So I love the far I love the farmers. By the way, I'm just saying to me, stay on daylight saving now, I would I would like to hear from ato fewe our arguments to the contrary.

It's the early morning people I want to hear. I want to hear why you want to put it back on standard time and leave it there, because those people would argue that it doesn't matter. At least in the summertime, it'll still get dark at seven thirty eight o'clock and you'll have plenty of time in the morning. I don't know, an extra hour of sunlight means healthier kids, healthier people. You're out late at night, someone's gonna say, though, well, my kids go to school the morning, we take the

bus and it's gonna be video. There's people who like ship fit you. As we established that already, there's always someone that likes the other thing. No matter what you put out there, nothing's over like perfect. Unfortunately, in this case, majority rules, and most people wanted to stay daylight saving and and and not change it ever again. And I am for that. You don't find what they wants, you know,

I know you can't make everybody happy. So I live in in a medium sized town in New Jersey, and every time it snows, you know, people complain, Oh, the trucks are never out fast enough, they never salt, and never they don't plow fast enough. Right, So the new the mayor last year when went crazy with the plows, And this year the plows are out like this, first sign of snow, the plows are out and ready to go. The salt is on the ground. It's like clockwork. Look

it's been snowing for twenty minutes. Here come the trucks and they're cleaning the street three or four times. It's fantastic. Right. Well, last week or sometime in the last week or two, there was a storm was coming. It was the bomb the bomb cyclone was coming and it was gonna drop three to five inches or something, and in our area we only got like an inch and a half whatever.

But the plows are out because yes, you're expecting a bigger storm, right, So the plows were plowing like an inch of snow, but they were expecting three to five inches. But they did the job. There were people on the town page bitching about my taxpayer money was paying these plowshops cars. We're plowing on inches snow. Why are they wasting their time? These bastards are getting over time. Why am I paying for it? And you wonder, by the way,

you wonder why I abandoned Facebook. Uh you know people people hit me up all the time and they're like, why are you just on Instagram? And I'm like, you know why, because it can't stand the fucking drama of Facebook, Facebook special interest groups, Facebook chat, no offense. By the way, I know, the slices have a very colorful and fun and positive Facebook page about us, which Facebook no, I know, but it's it's those specific town community pages. Everyone gets

a voice, you know what. That's the problem. With social media, every asshole gets an amplification system, right right, Well, everybody attacked those people. The majority attacked those people from being douchebags. But Nick Slice Nicholas Cassof sent me a picture he's had another helpful response in a Facebook group. I told you, whenever I want to sell something, to ask a question, I get asshole responses. So I've got two, but I want to read the one he got first. So he posted.

Somebody posted a motorcycle picture on a motorcycle, and they wrote, who has actually swapped their seat on a twenty two? Wherever this motorcycle is on a two thousand twenty two? What did you go with and would you recommend it? Um? Commuting on my my original seat quite a bit and the factory seat is pretty comfy, but not amazing, right, I would like So this person wants a recommendation for what what custom seat can I put on this model motorcycle? Here's what uh row row road row row row wrote.

I like the stock seat, very comfy. Yeah. The guy asked what seat can I put on that would be better? I want a better seat? What can you recommend? What seat have you put on? And his response was I liked the original seat. Who asked you? No one asked you, nobody cares about your opinion? And who asked you? Barry? Or who's Barry? Barry's the guy who, no matter what you post on Facebook, Barry has to give his input

and tell you why you're wrong. Remember the guy who told me that when I bitched about having to pay an electrician two to walk in my door, he said, these people work hard for a living. About a yeah, I asked the question where can I donate extra can goods and food that I have? Uh? And something else? I said, who do you recommend? And by the way, stop right there now. If I'm seeing that post, I'm only going to respond if I have the ants a

two years specific question that's correct. Otherwise I don't answer it, I don't say it. And and it's not a forum for me to open up a secondary thread on the off of that comment. Right now, I could have I could have googled, but a lot of times churches don't necessarily come up in Google searches. So I said, oh, temples whatever. So a couple of people, very helpful, Oh, go to our lady of this, go to the temple. Best you know shallowness, and of course Barry has to write,

make sure you don't donate any food that's expired. Oh really, oh really, thank you. I'm not an adult. I was gonna give my expired on healthy food. Thank you. I needed that response. Thank you. But the biggest fuck you goes to goes to Mikey. Why does it go to Mikey? Because I took some books that have been in my family for a while that my wife read, my mother read that we don't need anymore. They're hard covered books right from some famous authors, and I figured they have

some value. So I put him up for like three four dollars each just to get some cash and give someone some nice books that I know my family paid over twenty dollars for it when they were new. Right, Okay, So I put up, like I don't know, four books for ten dollars, not at nothing expensive, a few bucks, right, Mikey writes, you should donate them to the library. There's a drop box right outside. Well I need Mikey telling me go live your own life, douche bag, I did,

I ask you? Do you go on eBay and tell people what to do with their merchandise? He went on the Facebook swap page and and decided in the marketplace that he doesn't know me. He doesn't live in my town. He's in the market place, which is the whole country. He's gonna tell me a stranger, I shouldn't sell the books. I should just donate them. You know what, that's a noble idea. Go ahead, and don't you better yet? Somebody

left him? Why don't you spend the ten dollars by the books from me and you can go fucking donate them? How about that? Yeah? What do you say that today? They didn't respond to that question, not alligator armstroll, but not by the way. I love how he doesn't even give you credit for thinking of that idea for yourself first, Like it's almost like you did. You definitely had the idea to potentially donate them, but there's probably no way to do that, so I'll probably just sell them, you

know what. I wanted to donate him to the library. It's such a good cause, which it is, but you know what, I don't know how, and I you know, I didn't think of it, so I'm gonna hopefully someone will suggest it. Dumbass, This is facebark, all right, I got one more thing, You got one more thing, and then we'll get out of here. Well, really, I'm gonna be brief about mine. First of all, remember that wedding card that I have, I should take the money out of take the money out of it. Yep, well I

slept on it. Oh, let me sleep on it. Give you an answer in the morning. Answer was, I had a change of heart. I was feeling great that day. I left all the cash, sent it away, pieced the money to the library I could have and and you know, and and and other news. Um, I felt like the word of the world is on my should off of my shoulder. I give Elvis the credit for this. And and you should probably do this in your life, Brody,

and your life will be a lot less stressful. And and I know a lot of slices who have anxiety too that should do the same thing. And that is Elvis always talks about the power of no or nope. Um, where it's just you don't want to disappoint people. You always want to do the best for people. Your philanthropis philanthropy do you pronounce that word whatever? Or your philanthropy philanthropists philanthropists? Oh yeah, speaking of pronunciation. How did you

pronounce centripal Uh, the force that starts with the sea centripetal. Yeah, and then you said centrifugal. Well, those are two opposite forces. The centripolal centripetal force is a force that pushes things towards the center of the circle, and sent your fugal force noes goes away from the circle. It's centrifical, it's not centrifugal. That's why, Elvis, you're wrong. Centrifugal centrifical force. Centrifugal c E n t r I f U g A L is centrifugal force. Go ahead, it's you're confused.

You're doing that thing where you confuse the two forces like centripetal and rhymes with it like centrifugal. That is wrong. Those are two separate forces. So whoever tried to call me out of my ship, you're wrong because centrifugal force. What. Yeah, I'm gonna put my headphones on you can hear it. Hold on, send trifical sentrifical now now now now typing the other one centripeal. It doesn't matter. You pronounced that centrifugal centrifugal. It's centric was taught in school centrifugal. Now

maybe the teacher had it wrong. Well, I I think, so let's see it. I'll play another one. Hold on, let's see there's a color from now. Hold on, what are you doing? Now? Hey, trifegal? What's on? Trifical? What time? That's centri Okay, this is a robot. By the way, centrifugal, centrifugal, sent trifical, centrifugal. No, said trifugal force, centrifugal, Yes, centrifugal. Keep saying you keep saying CenTra fugal. You said centrifugal, centrifugal, centric, trifical, centrifical.

It's said tripical, said tripical, and centrifugal it's not centrifuge. And again hit that guy. Hit that fucking robot centrifugal, send trificgal centrifugal. He said no, he said, you fuck you. Here's the third robot. We'll go to the third one. Now here we go, Hold on up, sign up for Disney plus four three two ones. Skip it. Centrifugal, Thank you, Centrifugal, Yep, I win yes pronounced in what country? Centrifugal Nope, centrifgal, Nope, say it again. Give me the female, Go give you

the female. I closed the window cent because you know I'm right. Nope, it's centrivigal. That's sent tripical, and that's the opposite of centrifugal. Fuck you google it, don't tweet me. It's by the way, that's the British pronunciation. So it was Australian and Welsh, any of those. I had a power of no moment where I was invited. I was invited to a wedding. This is where this was going. Yeah, and uh and and um, it's it's far away, and it's it's a wedding, and it's it's it's a friend

of mine. And I can't be too more more obvious. I don't want to give it away, but um, give it away. And give it away now. It would require me leaving early on a Friday morning, traveling three hours on a flight, and then traveling another three hours by car to get to the wedding destination. And then I told my girlfriend, yeah, funk it, we're not gonna go. And then I'm just gonna send another car with some money. So I said, money rolling, money rolling out of your wallet.

But you know what it would have been, Well, guess what I said, I saved ten times that for not traveling to this wedding. So um, I love you, you know who you are. I'm not going to your wedding. And it felt so good. I felt like the weight of the world is off my shoulders now because I had that whole weekend free, and I'm like, wow, I can breathe again, because this was keeping me up at night wondering how I'm gonna get there and back and all in a weekend. And now you just throw money

at the problem. All right, all right, okay, all right, a shout out to angel Hurst. I'm watching How I Met your Father on Hulu and they said the early aughts, and I truly only got the reference because of you the Brooklyn Boys, which proves my point because I said, no one uses it, no, no, but no, that's why the person didn't know. That's why angel Hurst didn't know it because it's used. I didn't say it was commonly used. I said it's a thing. It exists. People use it.

Just because you don't use it doesn't mean it's most of America doesn't use it. All right, let me tell you don't use it. That crazy bitch who told you to get off her conqueror's right, she says, you ought to get off my driveway. All right, we almost have to get out of here, almost said he. I wanted to tell you how I was right. Uh, really, you were right. Yeah. There was an article that came out. I'm gonna get a little baseball here for you. You You

don't have to know baseball. That Freddie Freeman, who might have gone to the Yankees, was gonna go to the Dodgers. So I tweeted, well, the Yankees need to resign Anthony Rizzo. Right. So Nick Swaw, as a valuable listener of ours, big Yankee fan, he wrote, Uh, We're not gonna sign Rizzo. We're not the Mets. We don't we don't buy players. We don't buy every player like the Mets do. By the way, the Mets buying players is like a one year thing. It just thoughted, So, guess who the Yankees

signed yesterday, two days ago. Well, they re signed Anthony was over two years, just like I said they would. So I I got I got to tweet Mr Suarez back and go, I guess you are the Mets. So I like being right. Um, anyway, we got two text messages. Uh, Two days ago, Elvis was talking about Psychic Tyler Henry. He's got an HBO Netflix special that Elvis watched, and he said, oh, I watched the Netflix special last night

with Psychic Tyler Henry, and I couldn't sleep. So we got a text a couple of text messages that was similar in tone, but this one stuck out. Oh my god, I can't believe you're talking about that psychic Tyler kid. I turned on the show. I had just been looking at Netflix and I saw his show was at the top of the Netflix thing that that I should watch it. And now Elvis is talking about the same psychic. Oh my god, there's there really is a psychic power in

the universe. Oh my god. Please, So I wrote back, because again, three people, what are the odds the odds are I said, the odds are not that it's not that insane Elvis is talking about it, because he had popped up on his flame exactly that this person was like, Oh my god, psychics are real. They're sending me aside from now we talked about this on this podcast, and you chastised me when I said it was a year ago or so. I went to a c to see

Tyler Henry with my girlfriend. I told you, Henry, and you know that, and I said I was a non believer going in and then you shut it down at every fucking I think that. We spent the majority of that podcast episode talking about this. Not I'm not a believer, So believe what you want. Anybody that slices believe what you want. I'm not someone to tell you to believe it.

I'll tell scary not to believe it. But speaking of believing it, uh, we were talking about so ils, was talking about psychics and and signs, and someone texted this in again, people believe what you want. I'm just saying I don't believe in stuff like this. They said, you know, when you see a cardinal the bird, it's a sign that someone who who has passed away is with you. So here's what I want to know. Who made that up? Who decided that a red bird that we called a

cardinal is a symbol of a dead person? I mean, can it? BJ can't be a dead person. A roach or a rat crawling across the subway seward can't be a fucking dead person? Oh my god? But why is it always something cute? Right? Why is it a pretty cardinal. Why isn't it something rare? There's a water bug. There's a mouse in my fucking kitchen. Uh? Is that? Maybe it's my my my great grandmother he was No, she was married to an exterminator. That's got to be what

it is. Sometimes it's just a bird. Sometimes it's just a bird. There. That's a lot of pressure to put on the bird. Oh my god, look at that bird. I guess Uncle Willie's visiting me. Now the bird's visiting you. That's it. That's my just my thought. But someone texted in just so you know when there's no, I don't, I'm not gonna that's not a fact. That's not factual. That's an opinion. No, no, this is a fact. People

don't know the difference. Okay, So so you know how sometimes I voice text and I always say to you I was voice texting, because you know, that's usually where your grammatical errors come from, right, because I don't. I don't. I don't spell things wrong. Usually I'll either typo because I type quickly, or I voice text and it'll say like he instead of she, or of instead of you

know whatever. So but you can you can look at it and go, yeah, clearly that's a voice text right, like it's the wrong word, or it's spelled with with with with a hominem, like the wrong two is there because you've voice texted it. So you know, a lot of people text in about Gandhi. Yes, Now Gandhi's name is spelled g A n d h I. For some reason, people like to put the second Gandhi g h a n d I. So somebody wrote in commoner, I agree with g h a b d I gobb d d Yeah, well gob d g h a b d I. So

I wrote back, set your fugal. Yeah, I wrote back, Hey, f Ai, her name is Gandhi g A n d h I. So he writes back, sorry, I was voice texting. So I wrote back, there is no chance. I googled this first before I said it. There's no chance that you voice texted gobb dy. There's no chance. There's no chance you could say something into your phone that gets it to say g h A b d I. You're lying.

Just say if you spelled the wrong your fat some hit the B. The B is near the H. The B is diagonal from the H. You had to have been typing it. But He claimed he was voice texting. That's so I'm calling bullshit on that. That is the bullshit text. So, yes, I want you to do. I want you to film yourself if you can get your phone to spell goabdi by. I want to know what word you said that got your phone to spell g H A B D. I let me know, Okay, alright, alright,

I'm out of breath. Yeah things, no, no, no, I'm kidding. Hey, Defarge in Brooklyn the first pizza place A Boys Broklyn Boys