#208: Dude, Where's My Phone?

I cannot wait. This is my favorite vacation of all the vacations that we take during the year, the one coming up, because people will be on our ask because it will feel like if no no time has gone has gone by, but mean the two Yeah, it is quick. It's a quick one. The powers that be moved our vacation this year. We don't normally have a February vacation. We usually have a March, right, usually do March May,

March May, and so we did February. But it's a last week of February, right, But it's still threw me off. Not used to being off in February, but that made it seem closer to our vacation in December. And yep, and then Friday April. Aight, we're gonna hear it again when we say we'll see in a week, like what what? What? What? What? Now? Your headphones are really loud today, just so you know what, I made them louder for the podcast, the fifteen Minute

Morning Show podcast. Sorryout. Okay, Well, well while you go fix your headphones. I did it ready, Okay, I got turned the little knob down. I don't know how long does it? How long does it take to give a little knob down? Yeah that's not as not as quick as you because you can't get to it. Yeah, I crusty, little booger conte, I got something terrible in my nose. We have to pause now while you you don't go a commercial while you pick your nose. But I'm not

picking my nose. That's the problem. I hate picking my nose. I'm not a nose picker. Listen. I'm not a big, big believer in in a higher power. But if a higher power created us, the finger fits perfectly in the nose. That's all I'm saying. Grand design, it really is. And if you didn't want the finger in the nose, he would have made the finger bigger or the nose smaller. We've all picked our nose before we have it's it's

an imperfect system. That's another thing. But but but if you say, hold on, if you're sitting there saying, I'm not saying that you. No, not you, I'm talking about our slices at one time or another pick their nose, even if it was just because it's so itchy, was like, I gotta get this out of here. I'm not saying your chronic nose picker. If God made us in his image, right, that's that's some people's theory that were made in God's image? Did he pick his nose? Did he have to wipe

his butt? Like I don't want to be sacrilegious, but we talked about wiping you but a couple of weeks ago. And if like we're imperfect that we have to pick our nose, it seems like the whole air system into the nose, they would have been figured out. I know that the hairs catch the dirt and that's what creates the boogers. There's gotta be a better system. We should have like a mesh screen over the bottom of our noses and the like the dirt would just fall down.

There's gotta be a better system. So I don't know. So let me ask you this. If you see a hot chick bumber screens hashtag booger screens by the Bookers, if you see a hot chick on a lounge chair hanging out, you know, taking the sun right, Yeah, and then she all of a sudden she goes like digging up her nose and he goes right off the She doesn't make her any less, No, it makes her like she's probably crazy in bed, like she's if she's willing to pick her nose in public, what she's willing to

do out of public? Okay, because because because we saw that when I was on vacation, well, I was in I was in Costa Rica. I was in the pool and um my buddy Brian was with me. Yeah, it was my buddy Brian, and we're like looking and there was this woman on the other side, uh you know, of the pool with with her boyfriend and they're just sitting there taking the sun. And she's like just sitting there with the with the sunglasses on, face up. And then Brian's like, hey, look I check her out. And

since I go look her, look at her? She fucking goes digging in her nose, and I'm like, oh my god, she's picking her nose. How do you hold on? It wasn't just a nose pick it was it was she was like digging for gold up there. It was that she had a chip in the dip. All right, Well, you know what the old saying is what hot girls a finger in the nose, anything goes without the clothes. That's it. Did you just make that? Or is it a finger in the nose without her clothes? Anything goes?

That's what it was. Yeah, that was a thing. I never heard that before my life. Oh yeah, it's an old expression. It's like liquor in the back, poker in the rear, and and uh was it a woman in the streets freaking the sheets heard? But the same people were I think with Shakespeare wrote wrote that. Yeah, so I can't I couldn't believe it that. I was like, oh my god, I've never seen this before. But you

get turned off by that. Remember that really really hot girl that worked with us, and then she she stunk up the bathroom and you couldn't find her a track them anymore? Yes, yeah, yeah, because she was human, but she was humanized yes, but then again, you you've always said on the radio that hot girl Piana Pool doesn't bother you. Yeah. I think all these things that I were was at one point. I don't. I think I've outgrown them, and I'm I think I'm okay with all

of it now. It doesn't milk. So hot girl p would would not still not bother you, No, because no, I think I'm leaning towards the person who stinks up the bathroom, who cares it's still okay, then okay, then the girl picking her nose should be okay. It was you know what it was. It was more like you just didn't expect that. It just came out of nowhere. I've never seen anyone pick their nose in public, let

alone this hot girl. So go whatever. But anyway, well, if you like a girl who puts her fingers in places, then she's perfect for you. I just I'm just saying, I'm just trying to put that means. I'm just trying to picture. I've never seen my girlfriend pick her nose, so now I'm trying to think I'm relating it to

my real life. She doesn't. I've never seen my girl picker knows ever, But then, but I wouldn't be a little shot, a little a little a little thumb side, like a flick of the nose, wouldn't be less attracted to her if she was picking her nose. I think that we're all human and we do human things. And as you said, the new the nose. I'm sorry, the finger fits perfectly up the nose, right, So you can't

play in the girl. And besides her, she had a hot boyfriend, right, big muscle ball and guy probably uh yeah, so he'll probably kick my ass. So he's not he's not Karen. Yeah, but he's not Karen. Yeah, you're right. It was. It was because she didn't just it wasn't even like a like a quick one. It was she she spent some time on it. Right now. Do you think when they fight and she's like, you don't clean up your underwear, it's all in the house. Do you think he's like you pat your nose? You think he

throws it out like in the heat of battle. I also associate picking your nose with like being eleven. You know, kids like seven year old kid and then like eighteen, puts it in the mouth and spits like like you go for distance with it you have boog a spitting? Who does that? Why? Teenage guys? When I was a teenage, I didn't do it, of course I didn't do it, you know, but people would do. You know, one of

those like watermelon seeds. No kind of contest did you have when you were a kid, not the like the ones you had FLEXI Listen, boys did stuff spit balling, you know, shooting spitballs of people that was like a wat of spit and some paper that that was gross. I mean the adult version of that is beer, I guess. I mean literally, there's there's dirty ball dirty and drink it. Yeah, and as soon as it goes into the beer, no,

the alcohol kills the germs and still gross. Well, you know, you know what kids do now is they literally kids these days? Kids these days they fill all the all the solo cups up with water and then the ball lands in the in the cups of water, and then they chugged their beer off to the side that's in a bob. The the the the crazy kids are so much more sensible now, yeah, I mean they've advanced actually smarter than we were. Drinking the beer out of the

dirty ping punk ball cup is chuggy. You know, is it chuggy? I think it's chuggie. What is that one of those? Yeah, it's like salty, it's chug it's you know, is that it's like is that one of those? Yeah, yeah, it's the kids are saying. The kids are saying. Yeah, I could urban dictionary that for you if you want. Well, let's see. Hopefully someone didn't hack a lugi. I don't think kids still hanka lugi's. I think they you know, they spit, They spit all. And by the way, uh,

vomit is vomit. Throw up is the action. That's another that's my pet peeve for the day. Uh oh, you mean people using it in the wrong form like yeah, they're no, no, it's vomit. Yeah, no, vomit could be used both ways and so compete, but cannot um. Yes, I saw some vomit on the floor. I saw some I saw some throw up on the floor. Not it's just a puke on the floor. That works. Yeah, but you can. I puked, I vomited, so you can. So those two words are versatile. What the fund are we

talking about? I don't know. You can ship and ship like this? Can we erase the blackboard here, can we can we start over? Let's start over? Well, can you get a picture? Microphone picture? But yeah, oh yeah. Chugi a catch all words to describe anything that is basic, uncool, or untrendy. Chugi C H, e U G y. Okay, come on, man, Like the last ten minutes of our podcast, it was little jugy. That's fine, it's the boys podcast. Okay. We we should talk about our vacations, Yes, we should.

Why don't you tell tell us where you went and what you did because I saw a lot of your social media. Um, okay. So I went to Costa Rica and then I went to Carta Hannah, Columbia. So Hannah yea. So my time in Central America and Costa Rica was wonderful. It was calm and peaceful because there was just like three of us hanging out. It was me and my buddy Brian and uh the nose picker. No, I'm kidding,

his friend, his friend John. So it was waking up every morning at six seven o'clock because the animals, the creatures of the forest, of the jungles nearby, and the birds chirping, the McCaw parents going, oh, we're just a spectacle. First I thought people were being murdered in the middle and it became part of my dreams. And I'm like, what the hell. And I'm like, oh, ship, that's just nature. And I go outside on the balcony and I watched

the sunrise. We cooked breakfast because we had a full kitchen. Um I did. I did the cooking. I made my famous Scary Jones uh omelets, the slow omelets. You know what I'm saying. Uh you know, Thomas, you know we talked about that on this podcast that was David Brodie. Everyone. Uh so all your complaints there no the the these Um you know, I told you how make a proper oumelet, slow and low. I've bitched about it on this podcast that is the tempo. Yes. So my buddy Brian was

never had a real alma before like that. He goes, oh, mine's always burned on the bottom, Like, let me show you how it's done. Because we had all the time in the world. Why why were you cooking though you're a vacation. I was breakfast. It was breakfast, and then there was nothing nearby, you know, we hung out. We had some great dinners. We watched what crazy adventurous stuff did you do in coach Parasale? Did you doing bugs? There were opportunities to go to doing some do some

zip lining, and the opportunities in a TV. You know, maybe go visit a monkey house where there are all these monkeys around and you could hang out with monkeys and sloths. Sure, okay, did none of it. It was hot, it was there was a great pool. I was laying around. So what did you do in these places so that you couldn't You couldn't have done in Floria it's called

unwinding well because it's much color more colorful. There's mountains and then the sea, and then there's everything's green, lush greenery. And you didn't do anything that was that was nothing related, not nothing noteworthy. The real action started when Um, I went to well know, when I flew to Cartagena and I was in Colombia and there I was with my friends. We we went out to amazing restaurants in the daytime. We had two or three amazing experiences. We had a

chef cook for us at night. That was different. Um did a lot of drinking. And you know, I gotta tell you, as much as I hang out with my friends and love them, so much my homeboken guys. They I'm like, I'm the square the square peg because a lot of them are older, you know than me, and they like to drink whiskey. They they're all busy passing the cavassier. They're smoking amazing. There was a cigar shop nearby, forget about that. That was like an hour and there

I'm like, what the funk are we buying? And here guys and they wanted there talking about make sure do we have the opus X? Do you guys have this? Or they all these fancy cigar names. I'm like, guys, they didn't know you, you know, so well versed in cigar and you know, you can't be a cigar expert. You have to be in a ficionado nado. Yes, yes, you can't be like an enthusiast or a collector. I have to be in efficient. I'm a cigar fish and not so so that was one that was fun too.

You know, we're hanging out, hanging out a lot. You know, we had our own pool there at the place. We went out at night, were to do a couple of rooftop bars. Um, but I will I will say one thing, you'd watch your back when you're in another country. This is a third world country, and we forget and we are gringoes. We're fourteen gringoes walking through the narrow streets of Cardagena, which which physically, I'm gonna interrupt you there for a second. I'm not sure it's third World. I'll

have to check that. I don't think it is Columbia. Also, gringoes is a Mexican term. Doesn't matter, it means, it means a non ethnic but for but for, I think it's just Mexico. All right, well it all together. But we may still be a gringo technically, but they because I'm just a white boy, you know, That's what I'm meant. Well, anyway,

there's fourteen of us. Was scary Jones by the way, Okay, well, well, well, my larger point is that as beautiful as Cardajena was because it had all the makings of those narrow cobblestone streets with the you know, like an old San Juan or if you've ever been to Barcelona. I don't know what listeners have been out around the world, but into Barcelona.

But these are streets were made for horse and buggy back in the day, and and then you're in this city, which is streets were made for walking inside the walls. It's like a fortress that was built in the eighteen hundreds or seven hundreds, you know, for some war anyway, and we're inside of that and there's all these structures and things to see. That's great. However, at night you walk out on the street to the bar, you're asking for trouble. If you don't keep your ship in your

front pocket. Now I try, you aren't making it rain on the streets. Well, the first problem began because as soon as you walk outside, they're panhandlers everywhere. It's so hard to relax or your stress free vacation. Your anxiety levels go up and your stress goes way through the roof. And you're walking to get to where you need to be. You got your hands in your pockets because you didn't

you don't want anything stolen. My buddy left his iPhone thirteen in his back pocket, so a seven year old kid, they're trained to do this. The kids, the cutest kids in the world. I come expected to come run up to you to try and pick pockets you. They went into back in his back pocket, took the phone literally popped the phone out of his pocket, fell up, the phone fell on the floor, three kids fought over it

on the floor, and they they fucking bolted. Two hours later, my buddy did to find my iPhone bit and they saw that the phone was already at the airport at San Jose Airport. So I'm glad it was the mountains and the other airport the Columbia Airport. But my point is it was fucking that. Part of it was so nerve racking because we had to be young guard all the time. And my one friend thought he was gonna be a gentleman, a nice guy and get him just handed his phone it over to the locals. Well he

might as well have. He pulls out a lot of fucking cash from his pocket to give to the kids because kids wanted to. Some kid wanted to play a dice game. As we're walking, people are coming to York and play three card Monty. Meanwhile, three teenagers are up in our face like wrapping, because that's what they do, They wrap for money, and they're wrapping these spitting hip

hop rhymes in your face. One person is holding the boom box and then I'm sitting there like we're all like, and they try and kind of corner you in a way. But they're panhandlers. They're not gonna they're not gonna stick you up, but they will take your money. So all of a sudden, my buddy pullsp money out of his pocket to try and hand out a bunch of five dollar bills too little kids or get it. Within thirteen seconds, fifty people were around us, like, surrounding us trying to

get money. You don't do that. You don't pull out a wat of cash. I mean, there has to be a discreet way of doing it. Um, there was. This has been brought to you by the Card to Hannah Urson Board. This segment not part the exact opposite. I swear to you it was. It was so I felt so uncomfortable. I didn't feel at that point. I didn't feel so sad you and first because I thought my vacation paled in comparison, but I went home with most of my money. Well, listen, I'm just gonna blanket this.

And I know this is people that are Colombian. There's a people listening, Okay, that that is saying that's not that bad. The truth of the matter is, you were probably in a rough area. Well, just act smart, act street smart. Can you blame the victim? People walking? Keep walking forward and and just no, I'm not blaming the victim. Yeah, you know what, My friend John was a fucking putts for pulling out a lot of cash in the middle. I get it. You want to help people out there

on the street. I don't understand where's where's your buddy from. He's from fucking New Jersey. Okay, I don't know what part of New Jerseys from. But growing up in Brooklyn, you have more than one pocket in your pants for a reason. When you walk around, you put most of your money in your left pocket, and then you put a couple of fives in a single, maybe a ten in your right pocket. So if you have to pull

out money, you fold them in half. Right. You put your singles and fives on the outside so you can just reach in your pocket, knowing that the first bill on the outside is of one or five. But he wanted to hook up this point. If you get mugged, you give him everything in your right pocket. Nobody looks. No, it wasn't a mugging, you see, it would saying. But when you want to take money, out of your pocket.

You don't have it all in the same pocket. You put them in your sock, you put them in your in your you know, if you're a woman, you put them in your bra, you put them in your purse, You spread it around. I don't have it all in one place, right Bertie, I do the same thing. But if you mugging me on vacation, I don't have any money. John just pulls a wad out. And you know, there was this woman. She was she she was carrying her infant child, and then she was she was shoeless. She

needed money. John was trying to give her money. But all of a sudden, people everyone around sees the money and they all come running at her. I guess it's no longer relaxing vacation. I'm done, my buddy, Brian. We totally warned him. We said, dude, you're not in Brooklyn. The guys from Sheep said Bay Brooklyn. He fucking he leaves his phone in his back pocket so a kid could pop it out and run away with it. And then he's wearing a goddamn rolex on this. Right away,

I said, dude, you were here to impress nobody. You do not fucking wear jewelry out where the because he doesn't have the phone to tell him what time it is. I gotta say, man, I gotta say. Some of my friends they learned that first night. That first night was a crazy war is all the first night. This was all in one fucking five and minute. Okay, you know what, I'm gonna make like the iPhone and go right to

the airport. At that point I'm out. Oh it was, and it was loud because someone was holding a boom box and there this kid was wrapping in my friend's face to cover the screams. Oh my god, it was. It was. It was bad. Listen, listen. But overall a beautiful country. We had a great time. It was to Day two was on the Real Life Murder podcast. We went back brody, We went back to the drawing I'm gonna conclude by saying this. We went back the drawing board.

But then they stole my pen. And then the next day everyone dressed down, no jewelry, everything in your front pot, don't show the money. And we were fine, and it was okay, we were we were. But the first day we acted like the tourists with the binoculars around there. Oh my god, looking up at all the tall buildings. I'm listen. I'm I'm happy that you weren't one of those dopes. I was not. But you gotta find different people.

By the way, speaking of different people, uh, you always put up videos in my mind over the same five or six people. There's your buddy will Sex on the way, Dave, a couple of muscle bound guys. Sound Falco, yeah, Falco, rights say, but this time you had a guy in the video. I had never seen in any of your videos in every twenty years because he never comes on the trips ever, and he decided to come on this one,

and he was so he's a new guy. He kind of stood out, didn't look like the rest of yoursel. I was like, so, I'm gonna say it, Scary has a black friend. Scary has a black friend I did not know about. I have had plenty of black friends, no, but less less. I've known forever he's I have. He's about the salesman black forever, blackend. I've known him forever. Okay, but but that was the first time that Greg was

doing it. Greg was doing push on my instagrams because he couldn't find a gym and he has to work out every morning, so he decided to work out in the kitch of him. Yeah, okay, they stole his his his six pack by the way, I saw that. Yeah, so I've never seen anyone of color in your videos. So I was like, oh, this, he's got a black friend. Uh. And it turns out he used to play for the Giants. He did, right, he was a running back for the Giants in the all the nineties. I think at any point,

did you my man him? Like, my man? You do a man's me? Does he? That's where though he's allowed he man's because he was my man? Scary, Like, is that what you got it from that? You think you can then do it to other people? Now now I know you're like, I have a black friend, So I know you do. Now when you say it, I know you actually have one. Okay, I've had exe you guys, I still had some black friends. Were's we're Spruce pin Man. It's been like a year and a half this podcast.

Spruce has been. I'll tell you what Spruce has been. I want to have him on the podcast. Last week, so I I texted on my stay could do the podcast. He sent me a video. Spruce was in New Orleans or New Orleans, and uh, he was down there, and uh, yeah, he has family down there and he has friends. He grew up in that area. In mattery, I think, yeah, I think that I'm pronouncing it properly. If I'm not, don't worry about it. Uh. And he was getting boomed.

He was in some bar where they put you in a in a in a in a like a flat table that spins like a massage table, and then the girl gives it the massage if you give her extra money, like your friends are all sitting around watching, like you know, you go bull riding in some places, you ride the mechanical bull. He was on some table. You ride the mechanical bull and you get boomed. And so the girl with the big boobs put her boobs in his face and did like the whole motive, like the reverse motor

boat him. So he wasn't coming on the podcast what I'm saying. Okay, I understand he was having a good talking, a great time. Okay, yeah, we'll get him, We'll get him over here, all right. Yeah he just moved. But I can tell you about my vacation. You do right after this alright, alright, let me just say our vacation

was ten days long. Now, it was only like five days off Monday to Friday, and we had President's Day, right, but we had the Friday, Saturday Sunday before and the you know, the Saturday Sunday after, So it's like ten days by the time you leave work at ten o'clock on Friday and when you go back to work on Tuesday was eleven days. Whatever. It was. It was a long you know, because the President's Day we didn't whatever.

So okay, So all I wanted to do was going to New Haven, Connecticut, which is a a little under a two hour drive from me Lofty Goals, Loft. That's it. I don't want to go to Hannah. I don't want to lose my iPhone. I don't have it phone have an Android, so I don't want to get mugged. I don't want to wear rolex I don't have one. I don't smoke cigars. I'm like, I don't have a form of running back. Friends. The more you point out, the more I realized, what idiots. I don't have a water

of run money. Okay, what abouchs with me to do? So all I want to do. So, you know my buddy Jeff, I've talked about him on the podcast. So he works Monday to Friday. But I'm like, you know what, let's pick a day. We got President's Day coming up, get the long weekend. Why don't we go away? Uh, come with me to New Haven. He's like, oh, sounds gotta go. We'll do a pizza fest. I can't eat all this pizza myself. We'll we'll go to like five six places. We'll share the pizza. He's like, I'm in.

I send them all the places I want to go. I'm in a small ask by the way, for your big vacation. This is this was easy and easy. Bully hit the bull's eye kind of day. So he can't go at me the first Saturday because he's got responsibilities with his family. Okay. Then he can't go Sunday because he promised his daughter he would take it to some whatever. And then he can't go President's Day because okay. So I said to him, no, no, it was Saturday, he

couldn't go, and he couldn't go Monday. I said, look the whole the first three or four days now are burned, burned, burn burn burn burn burn Burn. So now the Monday to Friday, I can't go because I still gotta pick up my daughter at school every day. So I even on my vacation, I still got to pick her up my work. So then the second weekend comes and I'm like, let's go Saturday, let's go. Let's do this. He's like, you know what, I can't go Saturday, but it might

be able to go Sunday. I said, I Well, let me know, because I'm planning. I said, we could get a hotel if you want. He's like, no, we'll go together. I'll drive. I say, okay, great. So then he tells me that, uh, Sunday a couple of days ago, he says, you know what, I just found out I forgot Sunday. We're going to look at colleges for my daughter. I want to be in the car all day, and I don't. I can't. I can't do a car all day two days in a row. I can't go Saturday. I can't

be in a car all day. I wanna be in the car all day Sunday. So I said, well serious, He's like, I can't do it. But I can't. Let's go pick up, let's go on. And the week after I said, I can go any week, but I gotta go on my vacation. I gotta go and accomplish something my vacation. So I went. I drove to New Haven. But I'll get back to that Monday. I say to him. He had the college tour. Go. Now, look, we live

in in northern New Jersey. Right when you live in the Tri state area of New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, when you say you're going to look at colleges, normally that means driving upstate New York, which for us is like Oneonta, Syracuse. Yeah, it's two to four or five hours. Or you go you go to Penn State, you go to Delaware, you go to phil you go to Philadelphia area, you know, you go to Temple and St. Joe's Way. You go in like a three or four hour or

you go up in northern Connecticut. You go three or four hours in the city. So you want your kids to be away, but you want to be able to get them if you have to get them. Right three So I'm figuring he's going upstate New York. My kids went three hours and four hours away. My two that have been to college already, so I go. So I asked him with colleges he was going to. He's like, oh, I gotta talk to my wife. I she's got it all. Whatever. It was okay. So then Monday I said, hey, listen,

I went for pizza. Uh you know where? How is the college tour? Where'd you go? He says to me, Well, we only went to two colleges. I said, oh, there's probably a lot of driving. Was yeah, he said, we went to uh Montclair State and Fairley Dickinson. Dude, that's forty five minutes away at best, Montclair State from where he and I live. Where he lives is about fourteen minutes, and Fairley Dickinson is about twenty five. He couldn't go with me to New Haven because he was gonna be

in the car all day. Fuck you, fuck you. You didn't go with me. What kind of friend is this? He's like, Oh, my god, we're gonna be in a college torone in carl day driving but a college. He went on a fourteen minute drive one way and then it must have been forty minut it's back to go to the college. No good piece of fucking burnt the cruise with me. He's a pizza crush, that's what he is. I took him on the Norwegian Cruise of Me that time that my family couldn't make it, and we went

to Seattle in l a piece. How about that? Okay? So I went to New Haven. Now she went by yourself. I went by myself. I took my dog, one of my dogs. We went for a ride. Uh and uh. I went to New Haven. So here a little pizza, get a little something. So here's I want to just listen, let me just run it down. So I went to three places, three pizza places at a burger everyone right, just one. I went to Peppi's, Frank Peppi's. Okay, I went to Frank Peppie's for the clam pizza. Let's start

off with that. So I'm driving, I'm I'm about fifteen minutes outside of town in my car. I call ahead and I say, I want the clamp white clampie. Give me a small white clampie. It's a twelve inch think clampie. Right, the small medium lodge. Nobody sells slices. It's not like New York. Okay, I gotta get the clampie. But you raise about clam pie. So I said, do you want my credit card? Just no, you'll pay when you get to the spot. Okay. Do you know what that means? Scary? Oh?

Just pulled to the side kind of deal like you No, do you know what pay when? When you pay when you get to the spot. What does that mean? I think that means when you pick up your pie, you pay right there and there at the cash register. No, at the spot. So I don't know. I don't know if you ever order like like take out connecticution thing. No, no, it's not. But normally when you say pay at the spot, like if I go get Chinese food or pick up at Friday's, this parking spaces and it says, call this

number when you arrive, we'll bring the food out. Tell us what spot number you're in, right, okay? So like you go to Friday's, you go, I'm here for my food. I'm in spot three, and then the person comes out with you bag of food and he knows you're in spot Yeah, okay, all right, so I get the delivery something like that. So I pull into the parking lot. I pull into the spot. It says Frank Peppie's parking only,

and I'm sitting there. There's no phone number, so I go, you know, I should just call Maybe I have to call and tell him. So I call the number and I say, Hey, this is David. I ordered my food. I'm in a black Dodge Charger. She says, oh, just come in, okay, all right. So I walk into Frank Peppie's, which is, well, you're in the spot, right, you go around around the little wall right, because you're on the side of the store. You palk on the side of

Frank Peppie's and there's a line of people outside. And by the way, I passed Stacy's Pizza because it's on the same block as Frank's. You have to pass Stacy's first. Stacy's line was like around the block. Frank's line was like eight Sally Sorry, right, Sally's Sally's up pizza. So I walk into Frank's. I walked right past the line. I feel guilty, like, I'm hey, I'm just don't pick up.

Don't don't beat me up. You walk in. There's a little like a vestibule, like a little area before you walk into the restaurant, and there's a guy sitting there with a phone and paperwork and everything. He's checking you in. He's like the door guy, the maitre d the host. He says, can I help you? I said, yeah, I ordered uh my pizza a David B. He says, uh, yeah, you gotta. You gotta pick it up at the spot. So I said, yeah, I was in my I just I just called the girl said to come in. He says,

you gotta pick it up at the spot. I said, I understand that. But the girl said to come in. You're not listening to me. You gotta pick it up at the spot around the corner. I said, I was in the spot around the corner. He said, sir, I don't know. He goes, you gotta go to the spot around the corner. I said, look, I don't know what you're saying. I've never been here before. I don't understand your lingo. Can you please just dumb it down for me.

I don't. I don't. I'm trying, like I'm trying to stay calm, scary, like I'm trying to be nice, but I'm getting Brooklyn. I'm like, I don't understand. I was in the spot. They told me to pay in the spot, and then when I called they said, come in. I said, what's the spot? What spot? What are you talking about? So he says, there's a building in the parking lot called the spot. You pick up your food there, it's called the Spot building. So you walk around. I go,

why couldn't you just say that? Clearly, I've never been here before. So you walk up back around the corner right, and there's a building in the back of the parking lot, a little one floor, a little shack. It does it say the spot on It's scary, you tell me, yeah, it should It doesn't. It says nothing. It's a brick building with nothing on it. There's no signs in the parking lot that say go to the building over there.

So I started walking around. There's no giant, there's no giant in lights with arrows, spot the red spot like, there's no target logo, but it's a spot. There's no like white circle with a dot in it. Nothing. So as I'm walking, this woman is yelling at her husband in the car. She's outside the car with her hand on her forehead. She's going, I don't know what this spot is. She said, to pick it up at the spot. What the hell are they talking about? So I say,

I think it's that building over there. She didn't know either. So I go in the spot this little building and apparently that that's so busy at the at Peppie's they have a little building just for pick up. Nobody tells you that on the phone. Would it have killed her to say, hey, we're in a little building in the parking lot. What if I didn't park in the parking lot and I parked on the street. Like totally unorganized. So I go in and there's a there's a table

when you walk in with menus on it. Okay, not very helpful. I already ordered. And then to the left is the brick oven and a long white counter. And on the white counter is stacks of pizza boxes. Okay, So I go in and get my name goes, I don't see your pizza. I go, what? Oh? Come on? So the girl says, no, I made that pizza should be right there. I said that you're the person I smoked on the phone. Yeah, I just told you to

come in. I go. I just I would have been in eight minutes, ten minutes ago, but I was the guy was telling me to go. I don't want to spot it. It's like, oh, I'm sorry. We assume everybody knows. No, no, not everybody knows you're a tourist place. How would everybody know? Okay, so they give me the pizza. I get in the car and I pull out. I checked the pizza's clampie, the pizza's ice cold, and and they did lazy lazy toppings. They did easy pizza, No lazy pizzas. Know what's lazy pizzas?

When you take a fistful of the topping and you just throw it on the pizza. You're supposed to like sprinkle it around the outside and then you keep making the circle small until you get to the middle, or you go from the middle and you sprinkle out like a like a like a hypnosis circles. Okay, ye, my my world famous Frank Peppi's clam pie that I drove three hours for because it was traffic has when I when I went by the way. Instagram is blocking me

for some reason. I can't post for like four days now. I have my people working on it. Anyway. I think it's owned by Frank Peppi, So I'll eventually put up the pizza. I wish it was up already. You'll see all the toppings are on three slices on one side, and like a like a couple ran across to the other side. God right, so clam is on one side. Alright, alright, well, well we'll get to the review part. How was it? What did you think it was? It was? It was

really different than any other clampie. It was like they took a pizza and they put clam juice on it and threw some chopped clams on it on one half. It was fine, Okay. Then I called Stacy's Pizza sall Sally's Pizza. Sorry, uh, hoping for a better result. Uh, yeah, I want to place an order now. I saw the line was out the out the door, up the block. She says, uh, it's three hours. I said, no, no, I don't want to come in. It's for pickup. She said, my my pickup of it is full until seven forty five.

Because I I was full forty five at this point. She just do you want it or not? But she was polite. I'm just being abrupt when I tell the story. I said three hours, Like all right, yeah, order it's I order a medium sausage pizza. I go, this is this better? Be good. I'll order a medium because it's gotta better than a clamp ie. I just head Now I've got to kill three hours. So I eat a decent amount of the clam pie, and now I'm off to uh I'm looking at all. By the way, everyone

who tweeted me, thank you for your recommendations. I'm now off to Bar. Bar is a ten minute drive. Seven minutes i've I get to bar and I look online and the best thing they have highly recommended the mashed potato and bacon pizza. What wow, that sounds like that gas station pizza from de Moine. No, that was trash, but I I like it. Sounds like Casey's gas station pizza. Yes, I like potato skins like a UNO's and you know, okay, so I'm like, I gotta try it. I mean, I

already had clam pie. I ordered the sausage pizza. I'm up here one time. Let's order what they're known for. So I call up. I get the medium. By the way, this automatically sounds like trash. I would not have ordered this. Well I got it. Very nice place, very nice place you wouldn't know from the outside, very plain, just says Bar on it. Very cool vibe that pick up window,

very professional. Pizza scary. The pizza was excellent, really excellent, bacon and mashed potato all over it, perfectly laid out. It was like a giant potato skins. Well, I wouldn't call it pizza, but it was very delistic. Yeah, alright, I got home. I put a Russian dressing on it, like a dip. It in fantastic? Did you visit Modern? From Modern? Hold on? Now, I go across the street because you told me I had to go to Louise Lunch, the birthplace of the Hamburg. Allegedly, I go with to

Louis Lunch. It's a little red building, looks like a tiny schoolhouse in the middle of the street. It's right across the street. So my dog got to watch me walk across the street. By the way, New England right now, not a blade of grass anywhere in New Haven. My my dog could not find grass. It was covered in snow. So I go with to Louis Lunch and I don't know how to order. So I go up to the counter and I said, listen, my first time here. Now

there's two guys behind the counter. A guy in his forties, making the burgers vertical vertical cast iron grill gridles from the eighteen hundreds, like a toaster, like a like toaster pop up type of right, and he's got like a bread toaster like a conveyor bell that goes up around and down, which we used to use in Red Robin when I was when I worked, and then as a older guy not wearing gloves. This is important to the story. He takes your order, so he says, what do you have?

I go, I don't know what to order here. How do I order? He goes, You've got two choices cheese and no cheese, tomato or onion. Like, oh, cheese, tomato, no onion. He goes, great, that's it. You're very low, low, low choices. I love it. Bread on whitebread. Yes, it couldn't be any more basic, right, So I was worried it was gonna be choogy. So the guy takes me to order. He has like a white note pad, and he says, what's your name David? For here to go? All right to go? He writes, to go, all right

to go? Okay, he writes to go, I say it to go, So it's it. It took about twenty five minutes because they make them to order and the guys are very slow. It's not a New York City pace, which is fine. And he says, we make all the burgers medium rare. I go bets high want it. That's perfect. So it's a very small place. It looks like a tiny tavern inside wood paneling, you know, very and it's like four tables at best, right, little bats, really old place.

There's no garbage pail. There's no room for garbage pails. So everybody brings their garbage to the old guy behind the counter who takes it bare handed and throws it in his garbage pail. Okay, fine, but then he uses the same hands to handle money and to put out the He pre puts out the little white paper plates for the for the guy to put the burger on. He like lays him out like he's like he's dealing cards, so he's touching them and the and the garbage. Okay,

I'm waiting for my food. Fifteen minutes go by. He can't find the phone that belongs to the restaurant, not a cell phone, the cordless phone when people call, he can't find. So a couple of the regulars are like, oh, we'll help you find it, and they're all calling. It's not ringing. So he and the burger guys start going through all the cabinets. Not in the cabinets. They started moving the stuff on the counter. Not on the counter. Where does the older guy start looking for the phone?

Scary in the garbage, in the garbage with his bare hands, rifling. He's rifling through the garbage with his bad hands. He's putting I'm a bit back on the counter. By the way, I guess who's burgers up next. My burger is not out yet. Okay, you can't find the phone. So that he goes into the bathroom to look for the phone. He can't find the phone because he went in the bathroom. I don't I don't see any water dripping over his hands.

Comes out of the bathroom, he goes right bind the counter. Okay, So like five minutes later he's putting more plates out, and then my burger comes out and the guy puts the burger on the plate. He puts a napkin on the burger and hands me the slides it under the plexiglass, the COVID glass, and there's my plate. Burger napkin. So I said, oh, it's to go. Do you have a little box to put it in? I figured he'll take the plate and the napkin and the burger, no touchy,

and put it in a box. He has to throw a box at you. That's that kind of pillow. He takes the napkins, moves them off, goes to the back counter, takes out wax paper, picks up my burger with his hands. Of course, puts it in the wax paper. Yourself, yourself, you could have gotten away. I sucked myself, could have gotten away without was so close, diseased hands on your fucking burger. You have to was so close. So I bring it out to the car and I'm like, oh

my god, he garbage paled my burger. I can't but I'm like, fuck it, I'm up here. It's a once in a lifetime. I got to eat the burger. How is the burger? The burger was very good. The burger was a solid seven. It was good, alright, it was good. It was They put cheat like melt like cheese spread. So they put like cheese with a knife. Wasn't bad. It was like velvita, So it's not bad. Okay. At this point, I've now eaten half a clam pie, half a uh the third, at least a third of the

mashed potato and bacon, and half the burger. All right, I'm stuffed, and you still have to pick up your pizza from Sallie's. I have an hour and fifteen minutes before I have to go to Sallie's to get my pizza. Roughly, I look up Modern Modernist five minutes away, and then I look. I'm looking at the pictures and the reviews are great. Everyone said go to Modern, Gotta go to Modern, and I'm thinking to myself, you know, my kids don't eat leftover pizza. They're not. I don't know why I

love leftover pizza. I'm gonna eat all this pizza myself. I just lost all this weight. If I go to Modern, I'm gonna get another pizza and I would be in the car in a two hour drive home. It's important. It's important to note they don't do slices at these places. You have to order the entire pie. It's another seventeen dollars for for a small pizza with tacks and everything. I'm like, I can't do Modern. I can't. And and so here's another thing. I get to the minute. So

I go to I go to the Sally's. I get a spot in the parking lot. I sit there for an hour. I go in. When my my time is there set, my pizza is ready. I look at the pizza. It's still warm. I go in the car. It looks great. Uh it's a I had. I had immediately had a bite of it. The sausage was hand sliced sausage. It wasn't crumbles, was like little circles, which is still good. I give it a given an s seven and a half eight. Okay, there you go the peas. Now look, look,

there are people waiting three hours for this pizza. I waited three hours with the pizza. Here's what I will say. It's not the pizza capital of the world. It was very good pizza. Okay, it might be better if you sit in the restaurant, like if you get it right right to your table. All over the pizza of all the places, modern, all of them. It's all thin, crust like brick oven pizza. There's not a lot of variety.

Now it all may taste a little different. But in New York You've got Sicilian and round and thick crust and thin varieties here pizza with big zity on top of it, lasagnea on top of it. Like it. There's so many different Hell, you can get an awesome Detroit slice. Here, you can get Detroit, you can get deep dish. So it lacked variety for me, Like there was no like get a Grandma slice, get an upside down vodka. It was all basically the same seven or eight top. I

did have fox on soda. A bunch of people recommended. I had to diet cream very good. I couldn't find grape soda anyway. The only thing you sucked up on is whoever told you to go to bar really sucked you up because you really should have gone to Modern instead of Bar. To say, I went to bar with the intention of going to Modern. I went to bar to get the bacon and potato pizza, right right. You know you're gonna do it all, but now you gotta

go back up there. Yeah, I know, I know, all right, But the spot, the spot would have sucked anybody up. You know, that's that's really still it's a parking spot. You you paid the spot that's sucking dumb meet me at our spot, Yeah me podcast. Hey, Um, before we go any further, we have to give love to our friend Matt. Matt is in the trenches rolling up his sleeves printing all of our Brooklyn Boys merch for us, and he's been amazing to us, and I wanted to give him a shout out. I know he's a big

fan of the PA podcast. Never even heard of who we were before we started working with nutct and it was no quote. Now he listened to all the episodes. But uh, you know, I really think that it's time that for everyone to take advantage of the fifteen percent off sale people did last week. Matt Matt emailed maybe said good job mentioning it. A bunch of people jumped

on it. Let's do that because we want to clear we want we need to clear the stock for we can make room for some summer items that we want to introduce. So Brooklyn Boys bikini and you can pick your nose in it. So so all you gonna do is go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com and you can get percent off your entire order. So everything in the store fifteen percent off. Uh, and what do you have to use a special code? Special code? F Excerien

doesn't remember the code. Uh, now you don't get seventy seven cent off. Sorry, it's it's just it's not it's no feast. And don't go to retail me not it. It's not up there. So f you a your entire order. Okay, okay, so right, yeah that sounds good. I like that. And then pretty soon sound we speaking of few A seventy seven, we have a phone number you could leave a voicemail on. It's to eight one. F you ape sev is not correct, I'm sorry to eight Yes, F you APE seventy seven.

That's right. Thank you. Don't have dyslexia, and don't accidentally call to a one. Oh. By the way, speaking of dyslexia, I saw a license plate driving up to New Haven. It said, uh, uh Lizdeskia. That's hysterical. Yeah, so well, not that we'll make it fun, no, but yeah we could like, we could laugh, We could laugh if we want to. We could leave our friends behind. The friends left and uh getting it mugged and called Hana and

then the friends of mine. Speaking of laughing. Can I say a quick story because I told a joke and I got very worried I offended someone and it took like twenty minutes to find out that I didn't. So somebody texted in this morning. You don't have to get my permission. You're gonna do it anyway. Oh no, if you tell me I can't do it, I won't do it. I respect you tell me I can't do it, I won't do it. You can't do it, I don't do it anyway. So we gotta we gotta text message that

said they. The woman wanted us to uh give her son courage. Her son is very young. I'm gonna say how old he is, but he's he's under twelve. And it was wacky Wednesday at school and he you have to dress up crazy dress up, you know, whackies do something wacky. And so her son decided to wear her clothing like leggings and like, um what she say, like a romper or something over it, you know, like typical like mom, like a pulled like a like a big sweater with leggings, right, and he put on nail polish

and makeup and like he went, he went. His heart he went as a woman, and and he was like a little nervous about it, that you might get picked on whatever. And she said, if you could just you know, on the air, uh, which good luck. My son's name is cross c r o SS. So I said, look, I wrote back, and I said, listen, your son's very grageous. That's very funny, very clever. He should feel proud that he's willing to commit to a wacky Wednesday. That's great.

And I said, I don't know if we're gonna have time on the air, but uh, you know, please say, uh you know, good for you for being wacky like us to your son Cross right. And then it dawned on me and I texted a second time back and I said, hey, if you think about it, your son is a cross dresser pile right, Like, first of all, how many kids in the world named cross and how many of them are dressing like like their mom in

women's cloth, and and it's it's appropriate. So after I sent the first text message, she wrote back immediately, thank you so much for the words of wisdom. I'm gonna show him the text message. Then I made the jo the cross dress joke. I don't hear it. I don't see a text back for like twenty minutes. I go, oh, look like I I made it. I was blatant that I was funny. I was like good for him, cross dresser literally cross dressing, good form like it was so.

Then like after like twenty two minutes, she writes back, sorry, I was driving hilarious like there is well I got, I got you know you know what I mean? Yeah, and your mind runs crazy like did I say something wrong? I'm not getting a response back right, yeah, sorry, thank you. Area co seventy seven just a couple of voicemails that are commenting on previous episodes es Birdie and Scarious Scary Bertie. I don't care what it is. You suck sucked me up.

I got in shrouble. I'm in the military and I was listening to an episode of when she started on the deck, and my captain came in and was wondering what was going on because my guys were talking about the episode of the famous episode where we uh, some woman farted on her guy's penis while they were in bed together spooning, and when he went, she went. So that was a very disgusting and funny episode. He was he's in the military and was listening to that episode.

I guess in his in his bed or in his bunker whatever it was he got in trouble from the captain. Anyway, you've got a lot of catching up to do their pal. That was that episode like six ten something low. All right, here's Area code nine one. Wait a minute, are you gonna play the one that relates to the car commercial? I'll do that one last. We gotta play the car commercial nine three. That was a seven. Thank you Cleveland. I think Eric code nine one four? How about this one? Hey,

brine and scary it is Mr Trish here. Um. I just wanted to comment on the Firestone thing. I think ire Stone are freaking idiots because it's not like shop right where you're going every other week to buy something. Most people don't have car problems like that, and Pop would probably save the gift card like Brody did. I'm not going in there every other week to buy air fresheners from my car, like a hundred dollars worth. So um, they are definitely wrong for putting that expiration date. That

is so so stupid. All right, love you guys. Okay, feedback on that. Uh, let's see here and then oh, here we go. This is area code for eight four somewhere in Pennsylvania. I'm guessing, right, I'm guessing. I don't know, Yo, what the is up? Brooken boys boy DJ bringing you guys? That driving me nuts with this text inventive ship. I'm behind a couple of episodes, obviously, I think we'll six s me. Uh, you've been talking about this whole texting dialogue, Brody.

I fucking love you, by guy. But Gary's right, Sorry, Gary, I mean sorry, Roody. I gotta SERI listen. If it's the same topic, all good. But if it's multiple topics, let me give you some fucking hanre pi. Bro Like, hold on a minute, let me reply to the first one, and then because I was with the second question, it's the same topic, big deal. Come on, man, come on, man, I guy, I'll teck you. I'm gonna go back and listening. Alright,

So that call fantastic. He's talking specifically about the fact that Brody likes to ask multiple multiple questions in one fucking text message without me responding to the first one first. So now when I answer it, I have to like say, Okay, point number one, the answer is this point number two. You're My answer is that point funk that one thought at a time. Wait for me, wait for me to respond to your first thought. I'm not I'll forget the second question by the time you get around and getting

back to me six hours later. Let's not rehash that. And then finally this one, which is going to lead us into Actually, so we need to play. We need to play my clips first, don't we We need to play. Well, let's let's play the first clip first. This is this This voicemail has to do with this clip that we're about to play right here. Okay, so let me let me set this up again real quick. You guys listening in order? You've heard this listener Peter May twenty nine

on Instagram. He noticed this sent it to me. I had noticed it, but uh didn't record it, And he noticed didn't pointed out and I was like, oh, yeah, he's right, I did. Okay, So listen to this woman from last week. In case this is your first episode, welcome aboard. Go back and listen to episode zero and listen in order after this one. So in this clip to a man and a woman are in a car driving trying to figure out what they want to eat. He asks her what she wants, she says what she

already had, and then he gives the more suggestions. So you can play the clip, and said for lunch yesterday Indian. Maybe you know I don't like food. Okay, So the point was, he says, She says, I had sushi for lunch, and then he says, how about seafood and she goes, you know, I don't like seafood, but you just said you like sushi, right exactly like So that's why this email came in. Okay, this voicemail from Mary coach one

some Suffolk County, Long Island in the house. Hey, guys, was just listening to one of your new episodes, and I'm so happy you called out that commercial where they're talking about what they're gonna have for lunch or dinner and she says she likes sushi but she doesn't like seafood. I just that was driving me crazy. I'm so happy you brought that up. Anyways, continue doing great work. You guys are awesome. All right, ye thank you nameless whoever that was? Uh? And then okay, so there you go.

So that was the commercial. However, there's a follow up to the commercial. Yeah, so I caught this before vacation. I recorded it and then we didn't do a podcast last week, and a bunch of people tweeted me saying, did you see the commercial? They updated it? It must be because of you, guys. So he is the same commercial now the first commercial. He speaks, she speaks, he speaks, she speaks, he speaks, she speaks. Listen to this one and see what's missing and what they added. How about sushi?

I said sushi for lunch yesterday? Indian maybe a Tirashian we went too a couple of weeks ago. How about so they edited out I don't him saying seafood and her saying I like seafood, and added in her saying how about Ti? How about she went twice? Yes, they used extra They must add extra footage, and they must have like randomly picked which ones they liked for the commercial. And now that they got fucked and people pointed out how stupid they are. People were like people used the

Thaiwe definitely definitely pointed it out. And then obviously they didn't have any more from him. They probably didn't have any more suggestions from him, like, well, we got one from her, so and I looked, I look carefully. It's definitely the same day, because like the scarf is exactly in the same spot on her and her hair is exactly the same. So it wasn't like they put her back in the car with a green screen behind her. It was definitely you know, uh, extra footage. But they

changed it. Don't we win? This just in from the BBN News Center, the Brooklyn Boys News Center. A breaking news. Oh okay, okay, so now you have my audio? Is how each time breaking okay, breaking news. So a lot of times if you watch, especially cable news, because they can show you more things, they will say, we have footage of something horrific, and if you're bothered by disturbing images, please turn away. What we're about to show you is disturbing, right, Okay.

They always say the same thing, like each network has their own prepared thing. Hey, uh, there was a bomb that went off in the subway in in such and such country. We have footage. It's shocking. Now is your chance to turn away? Now? This is I'm not making fun of the war. It's terrible, but listen to this is wolf Blitzer, I believe. Listen to him and how much of a warning they give you following the breaking news in your grain? Right now, we have some very

very graphic video justin watch this. I mean, it was it was like, hey, we've got some really graphic, awful shire this here it is, Hey, you guys, almost like they wanted you to see it, like before you can react, right fucking here, watch it. Like he put the disclaimer in, like so legally he's off the hook, Hey we have something he shouldn't watch you this go. It was like it started rolling as he was warning you not to watch it. Some playing again and listen how much time

you have if you want to turn it off? Following the breaking news in your grain? Right now, we have some very very graphic video justin watch this. He had the first one. He's like, I gotta get it on before my competiti you see this ship's like, oh man, this is gonna go viral, I mean, And then they played this one clip, this one clip of a guy Ukrainian soldier He's got a cigarette in his mouth and uh, I didn't get the audio from it because it was so stupid and the the anchor says yeah, these guys.

These guys are professionals, because I don't know what the Russians thought that we're gonna get, but these guys are professional soldiers. Look at him, he's got an a K forty seven a cigarette his mouth. Is that what makes a professional? A cigarette? Your mouth? Right? Like? Yeah, So that clip, that clip was from like Friday of last week. On Saturday, they played, wow, we got new footage, so breaking news, and they showed the same foot and obvious

it's the same guy. Come on, it's the same guy with the cigarette in his mouth on the same street, shooting at the same tank. And he's like, oh, we got new footage. No, we have new footage, and we're not show it to you. Instead, we're gonna show you this old clip, right. I mean, look, look, if they show you, like like guys and trees, you're, like I said to say, you're not sure if it's the same tree and this guy's got the same Cigarett's so obvious

it's the same clip. They ran that shift for three days going here's some new footage from the streets of you stop it stooping. You know, there was one thing that I wanted to quickly rant about but I already did it on the Big Show, and Alas allowed me to rant about it on the Big Show. But I wanted to bring it up here. No, no, because you know, ilus agreed with me and and that is the definition of it. It's rare, was the definition of a people mover. And then Brody now is going to disagree with me

on this. Well no, My My problem was, well, why don't I just say what it was first? Okay, say how you said it? Okay, so this is this is what I said. Okay, I should have gotten the audio when I was when I was, when I was in Panama City trying to make a connecting flight down Panama City where I was flying from. I was flying from Coaster Rica to Columbia by way of Panama City. I only had forty five minutes to get to my flight to catch the connecting flight. Now, of course they had

to make the two flights. The furthest fucking part that they could in separate terminals. They couldn't put the planes next to each other and adjoining gates, so I had a fucking bolted Now, when you bolt through an airport, they have these things called people movers and they're there for a reason. They're the flat there. It's a flat escalator pretty much, and it glides you across the walkway of an airport, and it they're meant so from people

coming off the flight. They're meant for people like me that I needed it for in my case, which as I need to walk at double triple speed so I can walk hastily down this fucking thing and zip across the hallway. That's what a people mover is. For escalators.

You can have. You can argue with me all day if you want to stand still, but you do not stand still on a fucking people mover because it isn't It is going horizontally across, and you certainly don't stand in the middle so other people can't get around you don't do right, okay, but no one is supposed to be sitting still standing still on a goddamn people will get over. Here's where I disagree, first of all, with

an escalator. If you stand on the right, you can stand there all day, but don't stand on the left, because that's what people want to run by you. And I understand some people have a fear of escalators because they're they're on it's irrelevant to this. Stay on the right. If you're not gonna move. No. Look, if you live in a town where you're not in the hard to

go anywhere, I can't speak for that. But when you're in the New York area, get over to the right, because people are gonna run up the stairs and say with going down, moving bitch, get out, get out of the way. But get out the way. We are gonna run up or walk quickly. I will fucking knock you over. Scary said, knock you out. Okay. So the thing with the people mover is okay, let's debate that in a second. The way you set it up was come on, people. They call it a people moving for a reason. The

name says it all. That's why you're wrong. The name says it moves you. The name doesn't say it moves you faster if you if it was called the people Accelerator, then the name would say it all. So by saying the name says it all, you funk yourself because the move the name of it is people mover, which means you don't have to move, it moves you. Now, I'm not saying I don't agree with you. I was disagreeing with the way you set it up. Okay, okay, but I will I get it. But but but you can

still stay to the right on the people mover. Some people are old, some people have heavy luggage, some people are in no hurry, understood. Stay to the goddamn right, that's fine, or left to go to the right. I I don't don't have to stay to the right. This isn't a car. You're not in a car. Stay to stay either left or right. I will. Also, if you're on the left and you're walking, that's fine. But if the guy behind you is running, pull over to the right,

like you're on the road. When the guy's giving you the brights on on the people mover and you hear him coming, what his wheels, move over? You don't get to walk slowly when the guy behind you has to get to his plane and he's going with his wheels on the on the right. Am I right? Yeah, you're so right? Then you can pull over, pull behind Grandpa, and then when speedy Gonzalez is by, then you get back on the left and then you go yes, yes, so I had to get that. Don't have your iPhone

in your back pocket. Although I will say something something that somebody did to me to me today on the text, and they're wrong. Um, we were talking about playing Domino Domino by Jesse j which is a song from the late two thousand's. Actually, people, so I said, so Elvis is like, scary is your pick? What do you want to do today? I said, let's go back. I said, let's go back to the late two thousands. Someone, some idiot texted in late two thousand's, you mean like two

thousand seventy five, That would be the late two thousand's. No, dick, We're talking about decades and the proper syntax. The proper if you say the late two thousands, it's like saying the late nineteen nineties, the late nineteen eighties, the late two thousand tens. That would be two thousand eighteen, two thousand nineteen. Now, if I say the late two thousands, it means two thousand and nine, two thousand and eight. Yeah, well, this person like that would be two thousand seventy hold on,

you're both right. Here's the thing. Technically, two thousand is the odds. It's a stupid I understand, right. The zeros are the arts. The decade of the two thousands is the ards. Wait, I've never heard this term in my life. What's an odd? Uh? Like you ought to know? No, let me, I'll hold on. The two thousands decade is the odds. Let me see how you spell it, because I want to get a u g h t a u g h t s. The adds is a way of referring to the decade of two thousand to two

thousand nine. Yeah, but nobody. The reason why hold on the reason why. I'm saying that that is the proper way, and I'm not saying you're wrong scary. But if I said to you that that armor is from the late fourteen hundreds, you would think fourteen eighty. You would not think fourteen o seven because time passage is so great. But when you're talking about music, you always refer to it by decades centuries. Hold on if I okay, but if I said that music is from the late nineteen hundreds,

you would say nine. You wouldn't say nineteen o seven. You wouldn't. All I'm saying is they're right, and you're right because two thousand is such an odd number, like nineteen hundred. It's got a hundred in it. But we don't say twenty hundred, right, If we said the twenty hundreds, then it would be it would be no problem. Oh that music is from the late Dreds. You all know the decade problem. I understand the problem. The problem is

what we were supposed to say. I believe, like we say two thousand and eight, but some people say two thousand and eight, right, like ninth oh nine, like nineteen o nine, nineteen ten, two thousand and ten, and people say two thousand and ten. It got kind of messed up in how we referred to the decade, and so I think we were correct itself. Next decade, when we're back in we'll all be dead. Yet just degree normal

people refer to it as the two thousands. This person was being technical, so we can give him a big funk you, but he's also right. He or she is right so but but not right because he knew Dann Well, you're talking. It's all about context, and it's all about the time. So what you're talking about music, you always talk by decades. You don't talk about centuries. We're not talking about armor from the fourteen hundreds. That's different. I'm not going back to the Crusades here, because we're talking

about history. I'm talking about music, which we referred to by decade, and it's understood. Let let me read read this. The arts is a way of referring to the decade two thousand and two thousand nine in American English equip hold on. The equivalent term used in British English is the naughties. Uh. These terms arrived from the word ought and not respectively, both meaning zero. Naughties also serves as

a pun for the word naughty. Whoever rot I don't want to punch them in the face because nobody uses it. I I know, well, you watched like documentaries or like news programs all the auts. I don't. Oh, absolutely, you've heard the arts us. Yes, how do you think I know it? You think I just like got a fortune cookie or Snapple cap I watched television that like you

watched like you know, educational programming or documentaries. They'll say, as you know, and the thought of the century in the early aughts, Yes they yes, Yes, I don't use it. People use slices. Tweet at this, motherfucker, you've never heard scary. I'm not like I didn't say the slices are using arts. I'm saying no one's using arts. I didn't say you, I said documentary. I even have it? Why? Why is

it was invented? Whoever fund? Just erase it and say, you know what, let's go back to the fucking drawing board on this one. Didn't catch on. It didn't catch on. Didn't the same with the thousand? The year thousand? What do you call the thousand five? It's the it's the it's the it's the thousand arts. You know the why they called it? Adds. I told you there's no hundred like in twenty one hundred. This won't be the problem because you'll call it the twenty one hundred the decade

of hundreds. Right, But even then, someone's gonna go with the late You're gonna go seventy nine if I'm talking about the early early twenties, Yeah, twenties. Right. The problem is when the decade and the century of the same, there's a problem. I see where you're talking. I understand what you're talking about. I just don't agree this person. This person needs to put their phone down and not put it in the back pocket in cart to hand, exactly like my be Brian R I P. Two was

uh I phoned thirteen. By the way, do you get the six plus is now? H is now considered vintage? Apple deemed vintage. He said it was released in two thousand fourteen. How vintage. Android just deemed the Apple I Phone twenty vintage. Yeah, alright, go fund yourself. Thank you, you and your d that's droid was one model. You don't know nothing about anything I know. That's a double nae. Boys, Boys,