#207 Bullwinkle & The Beaver

because we're just two days away from our vacation. Brodie, Well, uh, we're one day because we go on vacation as of ten am on Friday morning. So well, you gotta think smaller, no, but I sat Saturday mornings when I leave. But it's not about you. I'm starting vacation at nine fifty when we go to commercial boom on vacation. Sometimes I feel like you're on vacation before that, though. Yeah, is that that little low low low in the last hour of the show. I gotta ask because we've talked about this

behind your back, so I just that's nice. Did you ever did you ever? We ever listening on hold because you know, the setup is we're all in the studio and a lot of times Brody is not and he's home and he's listening on a bluetooth. So we've we've asked ourselves, are wondered. Have you ever fallen asleep accidentally? Be honest, No, you've never once during this entire two and a half years that we've been doing it, because I had the TV on. I have the TV on.

I've got usually dogs bothering me. No, I have I watched TV in the background. So I've starting to look at But while you're on hold, where are you? Are you laying down? Are you are you laying horizontal or you know, I'm in the den, I'm sitting on a couch. I'm answering text messages, I'm watching television, I'm writing jokes. Uh so you're active. Yeah. When people text in that there's a problem with the new Haven station, I interact with them and I folded onto the new Haven people

in our tech team. No, I'm constantly working. I'm not trying to point the accusatory finger. I'm just it crossed my mind. I'm like, because if it was I was trying to put myself in your shoes. If it was me and I had the plantronics in my ear or some kind of bluetooth, would I'd be like, you know what, I'm gonna make myself comfortable. I'm gonna lay down and do this because no one sees me. Uh all right, let me think back, Okay, So I will say to you sometime maybe in the summer or early fall of

twenty Yeah, I might have fallen asleep. I might have like set the like I might have taken like knowing because there's a couple of breaks where like we play the phone tap, so we go into a commercial break a song, the phone tap back back back back in something like that's there's like twenty minutes roughly where we're not on the air. I might have I might have

snoozed once. Might I might have been so out of it, probably a Monday, because my week, my my sleep time is screwed up during the weekend and then so like Sunday night, I can't fall asleep, So Monday for me is drag ass. So there may have been a time where I like hit this, I put the like the phone on my chest with the alarm. But never but

that was it. The one time I did it, and I woke up in a panic because when the alarm one, I was like, I was like praying it wasn't like eleven twelve o'clock at night, like because I was that tired. But no, I don't sleep during the show ever. I'll tell you what I have done on occasion, not on purpose. Is I've overslept the first few minutes of the show, right because there's nothing going on for me in the

x scepped. When someone texts in like the first five minutes, Hey, my station's off the air, And if I don't see that for a few minutes, then you might wonder, like why is already getting back to them about that? But that hasn't happened very often, But that I a couple of times I've I've where I was walking the dogs early in the morning and they took longer than the show started, So I've missed the first few minutes of the show. But I've got the earpiece sense even if

I'm in front of the computer, I'm still listening. So no falling asleep, except at one time I absolutely did it must be well you you I got to fall asleep, and I haven't had one day off in during this two and a half years, not one day off. I haven't no, no what I'm saying, aside from what we're allotted, I haven't. I haven't not showed up for work. I've been in that studio every single day during the pandemic. You are you, I don't listen. You are the uh not.

We've established you're not the safest person medically health wise. Were you talking about no, no, no, no, safest, safest as far as like avoiding. You know when COVID was was was this height. Yeah, So I tend to be more precautious, a little more safe, but you aren't. And you haven't gotten sick once, and I'm amazed by that you've managed. I had, I had the flu a couple of times, uh that I missed. I had a power outage in my house where I missed the day. Uh

you know I had, I had no furnace. Knock on wood. I don't want to start now, and certainly not while I'm going on vacation. Okay, can well Saturday morning into the ether. I'd like you to come home healthy. To take a second, let's talk about where you're going, because I am planning a vacation, possibly this week, but does not live up to the level of yours. So should I go? Let me go second, see if I can top where you're going. What are you going? So on Saturday,

I'm headed to Costa Rica. M that's not a town, right, that's a country right as it makes it clear. But that's not like a town in California. Didn't hear about. We got these lives at the Marriott, not a sponsor by the way, Marriott Villa Villas. Yeah, the house. No, we're standing at the Marriott and we're hanging out, um, and we're just exploring black sand beaches. Now it's a

big story of black sand beaches and Coney Island, Brooklyn. Yeah, that's a different kind of black sand though that Yes, I'm talking about the sand that actually is naturally black, not not sand that's black because of the dirt and the pollution and the mufflers land there and the car parts and then syringes, the syringes. Yeah, so I will say that that I'm excited to go. Um, I don't know if we're gonna be doing the a t V thing like I did last time where we went off roading. Um,

which you still trededly. Well, you didn't believe that idea last time. No, because there's no pictures of you doing it. There's only pictures of you sitting in the a TV. You gotta hold life, dude. When you're going fast like that, you need to hold on and grip. There's no time for fucking face while we're holding on in gripping to the handlebars, dude, a TVs. Dude, there's no time for selfies. What do you think this is? So I just thought maybe they had, like, you know, you could rent a

camera and go pro. You you didn't bring a GoPro our tour guide. No. Our tour guide said, all right, when we get to the bridge, it's a nice lookout point, so we're gonna all sit here and then we'll all line up the a t v s and you hold your helmets and and I took those pictures and you saw them, listen. And I went swimming in the black sand beach a beautiful but I will not surf. It's a big surfing area too, so whatever. So so we're doing that for first first half and then I'm gonna

take a flight on Wednesday to go to Carta Hannah, Columbia. Now, I was told yesterday this morning on the radio that I was pronouncing it wrong. I was, and pardon me. I said Cartagenia, UM, which is another beast beach town. But it's not Cartagenia. It's Carta Hannah, allegedly. So I'm going to Carta Hannah. And and it's like my buddy's big birthday, and it's like fifteen of us going, and it's gonna be a ship show because these guys all

have differnt wants and needs. These guys like smoke cigars and like drink like single malt Scotch and whiskeys and bourbons and reminisced about the good old days. And then then there's other groups of people that want to go out. Other people want to go Some people want to go to a restaurant and eat. Other people want to go to the beach day to want someone want to go to the pool, Brodie, I don't know what. And then

then some want to show what currency. Uh it is the It is the Coasta Rican, It's the Sea cr C. I forgot the name of it. I forgot Okay, Columbia, Columbia, I'm sorry. What Columbia is another one. I don't even know what that is. Yeah, you want a Columbia too, Yeah, so you get two different exchanges anyway. So yeah, so that's gonna be my vacation and I'm gonna literally take it right up to the Sunday night when we before we have to come back to work. All right, so

what are you doing? Well? I am possibly jumping in my car, yeah, and iving to new Haven, Connecticut, where the currency is the dollar. By the way, I believe it's pronounced new Haven. I used to think it was New Haven, but it's New Haven, and I may be going on a tour, a self guided tour of the pizza in the third best pizza city in America. Shut up, I'm very excited about that, like a ball what they call it a bar tour? What do you mean the third best? I mean you think Chicago new Haven? Okay,

can I say something I better than Chicago? I said Chicago. I love the deep Dish even though it's not really pizza. I think you're gonna come back and it's going to be in second place. I do alright, maybe, alright, alright, I'm maybe I got all mapped out. I know the five or six places. What are the spots you're going because I we have a lot of listeners in the New Haven area. Well, I'm definitely gonna do Frank Peppe's, right, that's a great spot. You gotta do the Pepster I'm

gonna do. Now, forget about that. I know the name. It's not Stacy's. I'm gonna probably do Sally's a Pizza, Sally's Appease, Modern, Modern, those of the do you hit the three right there? What else you got? The pictures look fantastic and the reviews on yelp for five out of five, five out of five, can't go any higher than that. And the party's and I got it's a party,

it's a parties. It's a party, right, And then I got some hotel reservations, and then I was from people and I was told, let's see, I gotta go to Modern. I gotta go to Louisi Cheese Panini, Lenny's Indian Head Seafood, and Archie Moore's Buffalo Chicken nachos that's from H. J. Strawberry. Okay, before you get to those, Yeah, after the pizza, you gotta go to Louise Lunch to where the birthplace of the hamburger was The hamburger was arguably born at Louise

Lunch in New Haven, Connecticut. They have these cast iron vertical um hamburger makers from the eighteen hundreds, the original iron fucking things, and they're vertical and like a toaster, like a pop up toaster oven. They're hard to explain because because you've never seen anything like it, and they don't make them anymore. Apparently there's like two or three

of them they have left, and they're the originals. And if you google it, you know little slices you could google along Louise Lunch Hamburger Iron you could see them there. They are legendary and apparently the this is a place where you abs a fucking lute need to visit for your burger. Although I'm hearing controversially they don't have ketchup.

That's the problem for me. If you may want to be y O on the catch up, bring the hinds and you do little squirt squirt, but you've gotta go to Louis, gotta go to Louise Sorts and I get back to the hotel. I'm not gonna do it in the restaurant. That's wrong. Hey, I gotta call out some bad etiquette right now. So very awkward because I went on Twitter and I said, Hey, I'm going to at Sally's a pizza uh and and I may do a pizza tour. Recommend places that I could stay that are

pet friendly. So I want to bring uh to bring a couple of dogs, one dog to dog. I've decided yet I want to bring a dog. So um yeah, well, because I can't bring all of them, but I want to bring I might want to bring the one i'm watching for my daughter, my daughter's dog, and bring may bring him with me. I can't bring the other two because my family would freak out. Uh. So I tweeted, I said, now I didn't find a Twitter account of Peppie's.

I don't need it that badly. Whatever, just know that you know what what what Pats and Geno's and lou Malnadi and Gym's is to Philly for stay. I get it. That's that's your one two three punch right there. Here's the problem. I want to thank the people that responded, but you guys have to learn the difference between reply and reply all on Twitter. So I tweeted at Sally's going up to New Haven looking for recommendations for a hotel.

I thought maybe Sally's would get back to because they've tweeted me in the past, right like, oh, we should go here or whatever whatever, blah blah blah. So people are coming back with great suggestions. But I want to call out rich Sports Talk who tweeted me and Sally's you need to go to Peppi's and bar. Don't tweet

at Sally's about the other places competition. And then Amy Joe Fitzgerald, Amy, but thank you Misfits eight thank you, But she tweeted back best choice for New Aven pizza Ernies Pizza is good too, So she said Sallie's is the great, but said Ernie's is good too, So just okay, I just want to because she said Sally's is the best. Misfits, I want to know. I wants not you. I apologize, Amy Joe fitz By the way, that is by way, Amy Joe Fitzgerald, that is a that's a fantastic name.

I love it. I love that name. Anyway, misfits. That's that's by the way, that's misfits, like like the Misfits, S s and it's misfits, but it's Missa. So we we both have two very different vacations coming up. Yeah, and then I'm gonna drive home. I got that going for me. But I don't need any testing. I don't need any proof of anything. I just drive home. See what I mean. Well, if you're fully vaccinated, you could go into bump boosted and vaxxed. I go to New Haven,

go to New Okay. Well, I can get into Costa Rica and Columbia without a PCR or a COVID test for as long as i'm pully vacs, which I am now. Coming home is another story because you have to when you board a flight to anywhere internationally coming back to the United States, you need a PCR or an antigen test within twenty four hours, within twenty four hours of travel. Oh that's well, it seems healthy for the for the when you come back painting my balls? All right? Right? Uh?

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a little bit? Well I think we should a little well, let's simmer on it. Okay, Now the big reveal from last week. Remember I told you that I got my girlfriend a very controversial gift. Yeah, and you talked about it very briefly on the air, and then we got confused text messages. Uh, most everyone supported you. I'm not sure how I feel about it. So what did you get her? So I basically decided, I'm getting my girlfriend a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day. Okay. Now, some would

say that's not a sexy gift. In fact, I couldn't think of anything less sexy than a vacu cleaner. And it's too practical. And what is a vacuum cleaner? Scream? It screams ladies, women clean? Hey, bitch, do the chores like like you know, like, which is absolutely uncalled for. And you know, I'm just telling you that that's what that's what a message that some people think that it's said. Right. Okay, however, okay, you have to take a step back and understand who

my girlfriend is and what she loves. First of all, my girlfriend is a neat freak. She loves cleaning. Every time I'm calling her on a Friday Saturday, she's always got the vacuum running, at least I think it's a vacuum, and she's she's cleaning her house and she's got a regular vacuum whatever. Um. I decided to now feed into one of her favorite hobbies, which is cleaning the house, and by her a fucking Dyson vacuum, because the Dicon isn't just a vacuum. It is the Porsche or Porsche

of vacuums. It is sexy, it is as the day is long. It's fun. It may people who normally wouldn't want a vacuum one a vacuum. It's a really cool product they make. Maybe they make several models. You guys have heard of them before. So I said, hey, home Shopping Network, as I'm watching you late night on a Saturday night doing nothing, you you Home Shopping Network a gift for her. Well, it came on the screen I'm like, that's what I gotta get it for the Valentine's Day.

She would love it. So I fucking called them old school. And I haven't done this ever. I never called anything, even in the eighties and nineties. I've never called the home Shopping Network. And I called the Home Shopping Network. And I bored her. I bored her at Dyson, and you know what, she was smiling from ear to ear. She loved it. However, I took a lot of ship for for buying her that. Well, why did you get her last year? I got a washer and try it. No,

I hop you gotta one of those swippers. I hook We've been together, so we I hook hook her up with jewelry here and there, to accessories, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, jewelry, to syllables jewelry. It's not jewelry. Well either way, it's three. You know. You could say jewelry jewelry, or you could say jewelry, jeweljewelry, jewelry. You can't say jeweler jeweler, though they should have made it like what the jeweler makes.

I get it, but it's not spelled that way. I mean jewel they're all they're all Jewish anyway, you know, in the city, So it's jew jewelry, that is correct. Well, they're not talking about the Diamond District in Manhattan. Diamond District in Manhattan, that's what I say. It could be jewelry, you know whatever. I don't know, so yeah, if I don't, I don't know if they still do it because they probably have security now. But there was a time I

don't know. I remember walking through the Diamond District when I was looking to buy an engagement ring from my my my girlfriend at the time, and the hasid um and if you don't know what that is, I'm not going to spell it, but it's Pussie them. They're the the very religious sect of Judy, isn't there wears the black coats and the big hats and the beard and right uh. They would walk around with briefcases like handcuffed to themselves because they had jewelry in them or money cash,

right so uh. And they would walk alone and then they stopped because people a couple of them got jumped and it was but you they would because you know, you'd go from your one business to another day, like the buyers would go to the stores. The store owners would go to the bank and and they'd be walking around with briefcases like handcuffed like you see in the movies. But then I think, like, you know, really bad people, I just cut your hand off. Yeah, like they don't.

They don't. Yeah, so you can't like run buy and grab it and run because it's attatched to them. So so so yeah. So I I got a jewelry, and I have moved in the past or whatever, and this time around I also slipped the you know, an accessory a little while. Oh, I gotta I got her. I I got her a nice from a designer's handbag store. I got a really really nice little wallet, big wallet, actual money, little money like Grandma would put in. No, but then I got our flowers. And then we went

out to dinner. I took her out for a steak dinner. What did the lovely misses get you for Valentine's Day? Oh? My god, you gotta be a beautiful A couple of beautiful sweaters. I didn't know, Marie Marino wall cost that much. Marino what wol Oh nice? A couple of those? Okay, a couple other things too, I don't know. Whatever that's

something you can't talk about on the podcast. No no, no, no, no no. You know you have to understand my birthday is right next to Valentine's Day, so right, so I also do you don't eat on your got me a beautiful pair suade shoes from my my birthday? Another black acts doesn't work then, but then my favorite their slip on. I've gotten so lazy lately with shoes, a shoelaces and laces.

I don't think anyone in my life since I'm a kid, as an adult and when I would really just say that my wife, I don't think my wife or my kid ever bought me shoes really ever, huh. Like my wife would when we were dating. She would always buy me clothes she wanted to see me in right, Like she'd like pick up sweaters she thought I would look good in, or a jacket or a blazer, you know, or she'd say, hey, like this, I saw some jeans

you'd like. She would tell me about shoes, but she would know because she was a personal You have to fit in them. You have to find them comfortable, like if you're you're you know what I mean. Like shoes, you buy some shoes and you know they they're uncomfortable. You stuck. You gotta take them back. They're very iffy. No, I've never had shoes bought for me. That's interesting. And they fit, they were comfortable. You liked them. Yeah, they're great,

they're great. Great. Tell you what did you what? To be honest, whim what did you get? You didn't like? Nothing? No, no, no nothing. Doesn't listen every day sun listen everything. No no no no no no no no no no no no no, because how you boy? You tell me what you get? He's one of the sweat is kind of gross, not at all, dude. She she has the best taste in clothes, she really does. Sometimes are they gonna fit? Fourth?

Fourth quart of scare? That's what we're gonna problem. So how does she shop for you for your but she always second smart girl? Smart girl? Yeah I know, but fourth quarter, these sweaters will be back around again, and I'll be like, oh see that's the problem. See like okay, so when you when your friend has a baby, right and you're buy a gift, you always buy them plates. I don't know what that's about. But when you buy clothing for a baby, you have to time out the seasons.

So if you're gonna buy them six month clothing, you have to figure out in six months, what will the weather be? Right, So if like, if right now, what are we looking in February. If I'm gonna buy a baby like a baby gift and say, oh hey, my kids, your baby gift, everyone's gonna buy them newborn. I got you something for August. I gotta think about, like, you know, it's gonna stuck to get a little bit chilly end of August September babies were for three months usually to

three months, So I'm gonna get something with sleeves. I'm thinking ahead. So sweaters, second quarter of scary sweaters. You're not gonna wear those by the middle of March, right, She's got to get you third quarter leaning into fourth quarter of sweaters. You know what I mean, You're gonna be not fitting in them like you're gonna be. You're gonna be looking great in them and in July, but you come third quart of scary Halloween candy time you're

not fitting in those sweaters. That's some poor planning on our part. I mean, I love the girl, but she got your second quart of scary sweaters. Yeah, that's like buying your fourth quart of scary bathing suits unless you're go on vacation. Well, fourth quart of scary bathing suits are are hard to come by. Yeah, that that's tough because they're all built for second quarter of scary because the summer falls in the second quarter. So yeah, so

that's always been a problem. So what bathing suits you're gonna have like swimming? Well, well, well I have no well well no, no, Now I'm good. Now I'm back into vacation though. You got so you have no downe down thirty pounds? Man, I'm ready. You have, you have third you have? You have? You have first quart of scary bathing suits ready to go? First and second quarter of scary babes. Who's ready to rock? They are there. Yes, it's the matter of which one if you go on vacation.

So we don't go on vaca Asians from September to December, right, we don't have any vacations. But yeah, but if I do something in the middle of November, just randomly for a weekend in the hot weather location, you for short and everything. Sure, but you gotta you gotta go somewhere cold, like you gotta go to like, you know, uh, Greenland. You know what I mean? You gotta go to Norway, you can't, you gotta you have to bundle up, don't

have sweaters. Greenland versus Iceland. It's crazy because they did that for tourism proects, didn't they wanted well, well, well, Iceland sounds like the lesser desirable spot. Green Light sounds very desirable. Greenland's not. There's like eighteen people living there. Greenland is awful and Iceland is the is the place where you want to go. Well okay, apologies to the two people who are from Greenland who are listening to

the podcast. I don't think we have any Greenland listeners. Yeah, listen, you don't know green Landings? What is that? Landers? Are the green Landers and green Landings part of Icelander and Iceland? Inceland are the part of Atlantic. So the green landic are they part of the UK? The Greenlanders? No, they're part of the Netherlands. I believe Greenland. I wonder if anyone's from Greenland, what is their back on people from What are the ethnicities over there? Green land Ians? Yeah?

But what do people what do people identify? Like, what are people's religions and ethnicities. And they speak English over there. What's the language? Well, I guess as people who speak English, but they probably speak you know, Danish. I'd like to know what the hell is going on in Greenland. So let's see. Greenland is the world's largest island and one of the three constituent countries that form the Kingdom of Denmark. It's part of Denmark, yeah, which I said, right, Netherlands

said Denmark. Yeah, but it's isolated from Denmark. It's not. It's it's not isolated. It's green related Denmark. Denmark is in Europe, so it's I know it's European, but is it a country and it's part of Denmark you just said it? Yeah? Interesting? Yeah, I don't know what goes on there. It performs the Kingdom of Denmark along with Denmark and the Faroe Islands. Vacation and the citizens. Yeah, the citizens of these countries are all Danish nationals. Nice.

So there you go. All right, so they speak Danish, you speak Danish. In the third fourth quarter, I'll get into a box Danish right now, I'll Speakish. Go to pizza Land, I'll go to Greenland. Gland was gonna say, very interesting, all right, I can't drive there, and scary all right, I gotta, I gotta. I gotta tell you about some some uh problems. And I know it's gonna

be hard to believe. I had some problems calling some companies and I want to just I'm gonna stack some chips here, so I want to I want to give a shout out to two people I spoke to. These are their real names. Scary right. I had to call a couple of financial institutions. I spoke to George Bullwinkle. George Bullwinkle, how do you go through life with that name? So he says to me, Yeah, it's that's my real name.

Never watched the show before, you ask so I? So I said, um, you never watched the show, because well I watched it, but I don't watch anymore because you know, people make fun of my name. So I did my Bowinkle impression for him and he appreciated that. But his name is George Rookie. Yeah. And then then later that day I spoke to Benny Beaver. Wait, another real name, Yes, yes he was, I said, who was only speaking with? He said Benny Beaver, and yes, he goes, that's that's

my real name. I feel like we're in an alternate reality. We are we are not in no. So, Yeah, the the George Bowinkle guy was kind of nerdy um and I tried by making jokes with him and he just didn't get it. Is he nerdy because of the name that he took on and then became nerdy because of it? Because it sounds just fate, Like I don't know what he's sexy male names like the guy the guy who stars in the Amazon Prime show Reacher, which, by the way, I love that show. He's a muscular six ft five

mountain of a human being. Like his real name is not bow Winkle. It isn't and if it was, he changed it. George bow Winkle. That guy kept his name. He's definitely a George, but he's like, yeah, I know it's my real name. Yeah. So, but I did want to give a special shout out to Drew. I'm not going to mention the financial institution that, but his name

is Drew. And so I was in the UH in the app it's related to our medical benefits, okay, and I needed to do something in the app, which apparently you can do on the website, but in the app it's not as obvious unwhere to do it. So they sent me a link to check something. But when you click the link on your phone, it opens your app and you can't do it. So I call up this institution and I get this guy Drew. I assume he's working from home. Sounded like he's working from home. Okay,

it's great. Uh. So I said, hey, listen, I need you to help me before we can get started. I need your uh social Security card? Um I d I said, to my number. Yeah, so security number less four digits. So I give it to him. Okay, so I prove who I am, and I said, look, I'm in the I'm in the app, and I can't find where in the app I have to do. I'm just gonna say, uh, deposit the money. It wasn't deposit the money, but let's

just say that's what I wanted to do. I can't find there's no obvious place in the app to deposit the money. I can't find where in the app. Can you please tell me where in the app it isn't deposit the money? He says, Sir, you need to go to the app store and search for um. I'm gonna say Oracle it's not Oracle, but let's say Oracle. He says, you need to search for the Oracle app and download the Oracle app. Sir Drew, was it, um, I have? I have the Oracle app. I can't find where in

the app I can deposit money. Well, it's very simple. You open your app store or Google Play and you click on the microscope and then you type in Oracle app and then download it. Sir, I have the app. I'm in the app. Where in the app? He says. If you have the app, then you have to go to your phone, open up your app drawer, find the magnifying glass and search for the app. Drew, have the app. You're not listening to me? Have the app. I'm in the app. Where in the app? He's reading off of

a script. He hasn't gotten to you yet. He's gotten the head with a shovel. So I said, Drew, I have the app, and he says, okay, well first you need to download it. I have the app. Drew, don't that's Drew. Don't put me favorite. Please don't tell me to download the app again. Can we just established that sometimes never ever think that people are just with you. Well, I was looking for the hidden camera in in in my car. But no, so I said, Drew, I have.

Can we just establish a baseline if I have the app, I just can't find where to download the where to deposit money? He says, oh, if he can't find the app, you have to go to the app drawer in your phone. Do you have an iPhone or an Android? And I said, Drew, buddy, I have. I'm staying calm, scary. I have the app, download of the app like two years ago, but I've never had to do this function before. Can you just

help me? Or you know what, if you could transform me to somebody else doesn't have to be a supervisor, Drew, just because now by the way, you're like, why didn't you just hang up and call back? It was like twenty five minutes on hold to get anybody. So I'm trying my best here while I'm on the phone. So he says, sir, you're not listening to me. I'm not go ahead, Drew, what do you need me to do? I need you to down on the app true stop stotop. Now, by the way, one of my dogs names is Drew.

So now the dog is freaking out because the dog thinks I'm yelling at him. I said, Drew, please, please, I need you need your help here, buddy. Either transforit to somebody else or just help me. Sir, I am helping. You're not listening. You need to download the app. I have the app. I can't find where to deposited. Well, if you can't find it, you'd go in your app drawer. Is it on your home screen? Oh my god, stop it. Stop. So it's like, go stop and stop and stop stop

stop it. He says, sir, Why are you yelling at me? Why am I yelling at you? I said, Drew, if you listen, I understand you can't help me. I understand it. No matter what I ask you. You're telling me to go to the app store and downloaded. I get that, but you legitimately can't understand why I'm yelling. That's the pot I have to draw the line. I gotta go. He said, sir, you don't you yell at me? And he hung up on me. Wow, So I called back.

I waited the twenty minutes and I spoke. I spoke to Mary and Mary Ann and sheen Or said to me, Oh, you can't do that in the app. You gotta go to the website and do it. That's that was the result. It's not possible to do in the app. So the fuck you Oracle app not really the company. And fuck you Drew that's a new one. And that hashtag fuck you Drew, f you Drew that maybe I'm more pisted and Drew than APE seventy seven. That's how many a Drew.

Come on, now, George bow Winkle wouldn't have done that to me. Rookie, that's what would you like to hear? A story of hope after? Now? I want to do a positive. We're gonna give you a positive. But I think I spoke to Drew's cousin about two years ago. Yeah, well, I'm gonna tell you about the tires I bought, and then we have to we're talking about us, all right, Well we'll get to all this alright, very exciting, very very exciting. It is scary and d do you want

to do the free ship for us? And I'll tell you about my tire prest Uh. Yeah, let let's let's get into catch my breath. Let's catching just just take deep breaths. This is a big deals us here it free ship for us? You could always send us free ship. We get excited for free ship. We haven't gotten free ship. And why I was just gonna point that out. You could always send us free ship at um send it to the radio station Z on radio. And Scary Jones because I'm at the studio every day, s k e

er y Jones. Uh that j two avenue of the America's sixth Avenue is easy to write. Sixth Avenue, New York, New York, one zero zero one three. Now this came in the form of a personal delivery in a van. Wait a second, we gotta let it. Let us explain. There's an artist. His name is David. He has a he's also great last name. Give us last name. I love his last name Pedaford. David Pedaford, I f r or Pedaford. Okay, David Paddiford, very proper. He's from the

Philly area. He is an artist, a painter. Um. I mean, he does a lot of great stuff on canvas. He does a lot of street art. He does so many great things. You could check him out by the way on Instagram at Banshee boy b A n s h E E b O y And then underscore Underscore d scores and you're gonna see the kind of work he does. So because he's a slice and a slice full, he's that he wanted to do something really special. This guy,

this guy the art he makes. Uh, People like Kyrie Irving from the Brooklyn Nets, Chris Brickley from the where does he play Ville Cardinals? And the n C Double Amn Basketball they purchased art off of him. Now, when you buy art from an artist, it's the prices are very their eye popping. There could be thousands of dollars for physical art because sometimes these pieces take a long time and a lot of a lot of labor, so you know you're not gonna get these for you know,

like ten dollars point off. So, but David has been working with charities, right Uh, he's uh he basically these children's charities around Philly and donated a lot. Well, he created he created the mascot, right, So he's got a character, Zapp, a zapp bear Za names Zapp. It's a bit little adorable bear that he puts into all his works of arts.

You know that they're his works. And he created this this mascot, his mascot to raise funds for for children with special needs and and and six children in the Philly area. And um, he's gonna be making a huge donation, uh after the launch of what we're talking about, to the Philadelphia Eagles Autism Speaks Foundation, which is of course located in Philly where a lot of you guys live. And uh, this the bear is adorable, I gotta say.

And so he made a giant a custom painting for us that that he's split into two halves, so unnecessary. When I say that, I mean, dude, you took a lot of time and energy and effort to do this.

And it's on his Instagram of him the making of of our pictures, right, and I think Scary and I both put up instant stories as he was painting it, which I listen, I've never owned a painting before that I watched getting painted, other than like me holding a baseball bat at the amusement park when they draw you like with a iron head in a baseball bats sandwich. Yeah,

and big teeth. Other than that, you know, I guy, this is so he's so we watched it being created and Andy and so it's a skyline of Manhattan with a Brooklyn Bridge and um, and the base the bears are like met colored baseball hats. He he put few a seventy seven on it. Four us. That was so cool. Yeah, So one is an orange and blue baseball cap and

one is blue and orange for Mets and whatever. And but the best part is when they're they're on canvas, and when they're side by side, it's one continuous skyline with the two bears next to each other. I may move in with Scary just so we can put a picture. We can put them together again. So it's kind of like it's almost like when you have a broken heart necklace where where I have one US friends right, yeah, the bfs where I have one heart of the locket and you have the other. So so we have two

halves of this painting. If they find Scary like his body in his apartment, someday I'll bring the painting the show that I'm allowed to go in the apartment and look around. Oh look I got the other detective. Detective, I have the other half of the painting. It's so colorful and brilliant. I mean, the colors really pop in person. You can't picture doesn't do it. Thank you, first off, and for first and foremost David, thank you, thank you very much, and thanks for I love the F seventy

seven on there. That's kind of cool too, good question. Yeah, so I go ahead. So he tagged at b B. Now is that a Banshee boy in Brooklyn boys on the painting? I think it's for Brooklyn boys. Well, that's what I'm gonna go with. Well, that's a good question. Could be, could be, But that's that's the synergy, that's the perfect of it. So we put it so the zap we each have a zapp bear and whatever the case on on our paintings. And and now now now here's now. Now let's take this to part two, which

can involve you, guys, um the slices. Um. This is gonna be a little hard to describe because these are now we're talking about n f T s, because a lot of these artists are doing these collect these collectibles, they're called non fungible tokens. But you don't have to know. You can't fund them. You cannot, you can't, you cannot

fungde them. So, because the art world is now moving into the n f T space where you can order, you can you can have a as your own one of a kind something that thousands of dollars, which would be a physical piece of painting, uh for for like maybe a hundred dollars or so, you can have your own digital version of something that it has a unique quality to it because the zapp bear in each of these, each version of this will be a little bit different from the next. I like to think of it as

owning stock in a company. You're buying stock, and like, look, you can like like you can buy moments in movies, you can buy like moments in sports sports, you can buy uh, an n f T of a painting. And so he's gonna unveil March twelfth, Martin, listen to this podcast twelve two. He's gonna launch some paintings and and this whole n f T project where you can buy into by n f T s of these paintings, uh and if and you can sell the n f T s to other people if they go up and value

whatever you when you can trade them. Um, but I'm fascinated buying, well, well, the n f T And a word about the n f T space in general. That's where it is. This year everyone's talking about crip dough and that's where and you know, listen forget it stocks and all that other stuff. Great crypto was last year. N F two is the year of the n f T. So if you were to get your hands on one of these originals, and each one will be a little different from the next, because they'll each have a different

nuance to them. Um for like a hundred dollars or so, whatever it is you can hold on, you can hold on to it and it'll go. It will go up in value, and then you could send it a sell it on the open market on a place called open c Hey. That's that's for later down the road. But we want you to keep in mind March twelve because our friend David is going to be doing the minting

on March twelve. The minting is when they hit a button and all of the orders will be fulfilled and everyone will get a copy of this zapp bear in the setting. But each one will be different from the next. So if I have a digital art n f T bear, mine might be holding a soda can, but David Brodie's a chicken palm here, might be a chicken parm hero,

or might be maybe the the the grape soda. Yeah right, it could be a little new, and they're all different and that's and that is what makes them valuable and what makes the value go up on the secondary market. So if you guys are interested, we're gonna we're gonna throw out some some websites and stuff, but we're gonna put it on our social where you can because it's gonna be hard to remember. We can obviously rewind um but uh the website right is zapp bear n FT

dot com. But Bear is spelled B A I R and that was two. It's too uh p. So we're gonna spell A P P C A P P B A I R n f FT dot com slash the Brooklyn Boys and I to be able to ft dot com slice. And what that does is it gives you a personal page for all Brooklyn Boys slices where you get on the white list. Where the white list you meaning where you'll have the opportunity to you know, and again you you don't. It's free to join this piece.

You don't have to worry about that, you know, you don't have to worry about buying the spending money right there. But go on there to get on the white list and see what's up and then at the same time we want you to join the discord. That discord is like the community like a Reddit or a like a Twitter where the communities of the art world and other worlds come together and talk about n f T projects and upcoming things. And if to quote my friend Drew,

just download the app downloaded discord app. But you also you want to you want to search for zapp bear n f T and just get getting it on that community, if that makes sense, and we'll we'll post it all on social media, probably at the Broken Boys page, so you guys can see it. Don't find it all, but we want to let you know we're very excited. We got the paintings already hung mine up in one of the bedrooms I have I have teal walls, this teal and the painting. I'm gonna put up a picture of it.

It looks it looks great. Um and uh follow him at at Banshee Boy b A N s h E E b O Y double Underscore Underscore Underscore on Instagram painting stuff because he puts up video and painting which is pretty cool. But definitely get on the white list for the Brooklyn Boys page on uh Uh that that site that we just gave you. Okay, good, alright, alright, right, I know it was a lot. Brodie and I talked about this before we did the podcast, like how are

we gonna explain this? Because we're explaining the new concept. And again, you may be listening to this three or four years down the road and you're like, n f T s, Like what is internet? Almost like you know what an n f T is by this point, because but right now it's very very new, and it's where it's where it's going. It's part of the metaverse. You've heard of the metaverse, people buying real estate in the metaverse.

I still don't understand it very well, but you know, But anyway, but I was gay owns a four bedroom n f T house. All right, So so here's something I learned. There is a difference. Well, I'm there's a did you know that there's a that uh, gift cards don't expire, but legally they're not supposed to be able to expire, but similar things do. And I want to tell you what happened, so I teased it before. About two years ago, I had to put four new tires

on uh, the all wheel drive car. That my wife drives. Yeah, because they because they wear out evenly usually if you rotate them properly. And the car needed four tires. You can't put all wheel drive three tires and you have to put all four. And I needed all four. So they had a promotion at at it was it was Firestone, I don't mind mentioning the company name, and it was. It was something to the effect of buy four tires,

get a hundred dollar gift card. A hundred dollar gift card, right, So I thought, well, und it's like basically a hundred dollars off. That's great. Now it wasn't a hundred dollars off Firestone. It was a hundred dollar visa gift card, like a you know, Firestone gift card. So I I did the thing. I bought the stuff, I got the car, fill out the paperwork, and I got two weeks later,

whatever it was. I got the card in the mail, and I said, you know why, rather than just spend it on dinner or something, I'm gonna put it away, put it on you know, my dresser and my little box of gift cards and business cards. And when I have to make a repair in my car, I'll use that towards the repair of a car, you know, car money back. Use it on a car. Okay, that was

two years ago. So I needed to do a repair on one of my cars and I'm like, yes, you know what, I'm gonna use the Firestone hundred dollar card. This is great. So I got to use the car and the guy at the at the shops is to me, this, the cards expired. I can't take it. I expired what And I look and it expired, uh six something like that. So it was a year after I got it. So I did made the repair. I said, that's bullshit. So I there's a number on the back of the card.

It's the it's the rewards company, the rewards company, right, So I call up the reward company and I say, listen, you know it's been a hectic, you know, hectic year and a half with just yeah, I know, you know what I said, working from home. I'm not driving the car march, I'm not making repairs, you know whatever. I said. I went to use the card and it's expired. Gift

cards aren't supposed to expire. So he says to me, well, this isn't a gift card, it's a it's um, it's a a gift credit, I said, but but but but it's a it's a gift reward. That's what we said. It's a gift reward, I said, but it's a gift card. No gift through reward. Gift rewards expire, and I'm sorry. We don't reassure them. There's nothing we can do, I said, sir.

Hold On there By, Yeah, so I said, I said, I. I said, look, I don't know what the difference is between a gift card and a gift reward card, but what is the purpose of giving someone a hundred dollars and then making it expire? Sir, we re issue them? No, I got that. I got you don't reissue them. But I'd like to know why your company, I said, you work for Firestone, right, Well, we're technically Firestones reward company. Oh so you're not Firestone. We're their reward company, so

that you're a subsidiary Firestone. No, we're the reward company that we worked with fire So pause a second. I did learn that a lot of companies outsourced their rewards to which I said, So, I said that that has nothing to do with the main company. So he says sir, there was a letter included with that that explained it. I said, okay, First of all, it was two years ago. Second of all, I gotta be honest, scary. Back me up here. Who reads the letter that comes with the

gift card? I opened up a gift card? You read? Yeah, I said, I didn't read the king because who reads them is the same thing you do. But now you're in the wrong for not reading it if you admit it. But if I read it, if I admit that I read it, then he goes you read it. You should know better, so I said, I said, sir, let me ask you a question. Is there someone in your department, maybe a supervisor? I could ask, because you know, extenuating circumstances,

COVID the whole thing. Sir, we don't reissue them, I said, So it makes if what it makes sense if I call Firestone. Sir, we don't reissue this, Sir. Did you down the app? Yeah? So, I said, I know, I said, so, I said, some similar to choice it. Sir, Please stop repeating. We don't reissue the cards. Uh, we can't reactivate is what he kept saying to me. We don't reactivate it, I said, might ask you to reactivate it. Can you reissue me a card? Just send me a new card? Sir,

we don't reactivate the cards. No, I'll chop this one up. Don't want you to reactivate it. Can you reissue it? Then he goes, we don't reissue it. Then he started the loop of we don't reissue no matter what I asked him, we don't reissue. So I said, is there someone else I could speak to? They're gonna tell you the same thing, so we don't reissue. You should have looked at the card, and he got like condescending with me. So I said, you know what, you have a nice day.

So what would you have done at that point? Scary? Well, I know you're expecting me to say just roll over and say fuck it and then move on with my life, right, But that you would have done? Um, it's what is it? It's a hundred dollar hundred dollars because it was fifty. You go, yeah, Brody, it's no word. You trouble man. I you know, I I might. I might give it

one last just for the principle behind it. I might get Here's what I did I and I'm I'm telling you guys this slices because I want you to remember my lesson, never give up, never give up. Play the the the American music in the background. You fight for what's right. You fight, you write the party. So I called. I called Firestone. I called the good folks at Firestone Tire. I believe it's Firestone bridge Stone. I think they merged. Don't don't quote me on it. So I called Firestone

bridge Stone, a little company, flint Stone. I called all of the Stones, I called the Rolling Stones, and I said to the guy, listen, I have a problem with this thing. And he says, oh, that's unfortunate. I said, yeah, and you guy was the guy at the rewards company was very rude to me, and he wouldn't help me. And I said, I said, I spent a lot of money, or by the way, left out, I left out apart.

Can I backtrack for a second. After the douche bag wouldn't help me, I called the Firestone location and I told the guy listen. I spoke to the manager and I knew who he was because I remembered his name, and I said, listen, I brought for tires from you. He had a promotion a couple years ago. Oh, yeah, I remember that. You know the card expires. He was, I did not know that. Oh you didn't know that.

I said, well, I didn't know it either. And if someone doesn't know that, I said, I'm out a hundred bucks. So he says to me, here's what I'll do. Give me your name. Gave him the name. He says, next time you come in, I will make sure to take off If I can't do a hundred, I will take off enough off your your your charge that you will feel a little better. There you go. I said, okay, that's good. That's good, all right. So I got that. I got my free dessert from the guy, got his name.

He wrote my name down. Then I called Firestone Bridge Stone, flint Stone. You call him back again. I called the company back, not the rewards company, the real company, and I spoke to I spoke to Matt and I told him the problem. He says, oh, that's very unfortunate. We don't want that to happen. We want you to be a happy customer. He said, give me her dress. I'll send you the card right away. So now you got

a hundred and fifty dollars back. Well, I got a hundred plus the discount at the location for my troubles Boom free dessert. I got my hundred dollars back that they was so listen you you could lie down and be out the hundred dollars or you could ask for what's right. You didn't get free dessert, you got the whole fucking cake. Well, I got my dessert back because I got the dessert for the fourth tire purchase and they see him a regular customer there. So the manager

was like, I see a regular customer here or whatever. Yeah, dude, that's a lot of dessert. Dude, you be carefully. You maybe uh fourth quarter of scary before you know it.

It's the Boys podcast. So I'm just I'm giggly and giddy because I had a similar experience of what you were just talking about earlier with a hotel where the rewards company fucked me over on my night and when I went to Nashville, and then then I called the actual corporate people because but because they outsourced their their rewards services their program, I ended up getting double dessert as well. So so there is a way to get It depends on the company and the situation that you

may be in. So I I just that when I went to Nashville, it was the same exactly was. I was piste off because of the right told the story on this podcast was last year. I was so angry because I don't listen, didn't check me in. Yeah, what what's that? That's the thing you can't. You can't let companies ship on you because they're they're like, oh, we don't need to help you. What's your fault? It's your fault. Yeah, it was technically my fault. But you shouldn't give a

hundred dollars that expires. That's that's a dick move. Dick, dick, dick move. Um, you know what. I wanted to just jump back to the dice in vacuum cleaner for a second, because you know, I I really pay attention to the text messages that come in to the Elvis Strand Morning Show, and when you talked about the dice in vacuum something to look. I know a lot of people text in sometimes and we say you should google that, but this one I was beyond my made my brain melt. Somebody

texted in what is a dice in vacuum? Yeah, to which I replied, what is a Samsung phone? What is a Toyota car. What is it? McDonald's hamburger is what? It's a vacuum made by Dyson. What is a dice in vacuum? You couldn't google that. You you couldn't I what is a dice in vacuum? Did they think it's some special type of vacuum? In which case, then go look it up? What it man? Okay? Um? Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Then then I got we gotta do better. Text today

is Elvis's leave. If you want to get blocked, if you want to get completely by the way, when we block you, you don't get an alert that says you're blocked. When you text us, it doesn't say you're blocked. So we will just never see your texts at one time in my life and this is I said that. I didn't say this on the air, though, but I told he was in private, and I'll tell you you aren't

listening at that moment um. I think the number one thing that pisces me off when I see on a text message or anyone in life is when they write S M H, which stands for ship. In my head, however, UH do better to do better. People now have surpassed the s m h S. I do think do better is my number one? Go fund yourself, meaning, like can pointed in you you're very listen, we don't better, do better?

Do you think that's gonna go over? Well, you think we're gonna look at it and go, you know what, this person we don't know who is offended by something that isn't offensive, that you shouldn't be offended by that. We had we were talking positively about something, you would go, you know what, we should do better? We should do better? Yeah, yeah, so do better. You're blocked and you'll never know it. We'll just never see it. You'll be screaming into the

void at that point. So here here's the latter. This is this ended. This ended funnily funnily funnily funny. Yeah. Yeah, So you know Eminem took a knee at the halftime show. Regardless of why he took the knee, he took a knee at the halftime show. It was very controversial, right, right, So somebody texted in and they said, anyone notice Eminem

taking a knee? So I wrote back, yeah, the entire world, like like he thought he was the only person that that saw that, right, So then he wrote back, L O L too funny how the camera was trying to look away and pulled away from Hi immediately, didn't cover him at all. So I said that that's not true that you saw camera was on him a lot. We all saw it. You saw it. It's he's trending on Twitter number one. He's it's everyone's talking about it. The camera didn't put he was trying to get a big

thing like did you see the camera pulled away? It wouldn't show him. I said, you know, the camera showed him multiple times. No he didn't, So I want on YouTube. I found the video and I sent him the link where you could see they showed him three times. Right, So this person wrote back, oh shit, my apologies. You right it was. It was a while. Thank you. This must be someone like Brody texting trying to prove somebody.

Of course you spend your morning doing it. Well, well we know you, we know now we've confirmed that you're not sleeping, you know, so you actually this person, this person's name is Wan Wan shout out to you, buddy. I appreciate that you not only did you admit you were wrong, but you can do it with me. So thank you very much. I gotta say I have a fucking sty in my I got in my eye. I got something in my eye right now. I don't know what the oly thing is. I can think a poem

like I gotta sty in my eye. So so I wo woke up and like I have like one of my eyes has like extra long bags, and you know, you know everyone has under the well one one of my eyes is, except there's a circle that's going down to like almost my cheek. It's almost like a dent in my fucking face right now. And my eye has been twinging and hurting me and irritated for the last

day or so. And I don't know if it's a sty or something or pimple, but I don't want to rub it because then I'm just gonna make it worse. But it's sitting here and I'm like, what do I need to do? And I hope they let you on the plane with that well it's not noticeable. It's only the only thing is it just looks like I haven't gotten sleep in my left eye. It's weird. But my right eye because no, no, my eyes are open, but one of them has a deeper bag under it than

the other. I'm I guessing my guest is bag. It's it's my guests the bag is swollen. I don't know. I don't know what I'm saying right now. I'm just it's just bothering the hell out of me right now. But all right, but I mean, I don't know. Is there a doctor in the house or what? You know? I don't know. I would google that. I would google that, Yeah, yeah, I was. I would web M do that. Ship. You may have something. I'm gonna ask the guy who asked

what a dison vacuum wants? Yeah, what is dison vacuum? What is this? What is that? What is a dison? Do you have Google? And you followed not download the app? So we have a couple of voicemails that we didn't get to. Oh yeah, I have some audio. Let's do the voice only two though, only two voices only two? Yeah, yeah, yeah, And again a reminder, our phone number is two one eight F you seventy seven. That's two eight oh few ape seventy seven. You guys know it by now, all right?

Call us up. Oh wait, I never I didn't connect it. Oh my god, hold on a second, son of a bitch, seventy five million dollar equipment and you don't have it doesn't auto connect. It will auto connect, but I I didn't turn it on before the podcast. All you want to play my audio clips in? All right? So? Um do you have uh sportswoman? Yes? I want you to play the clip and tell me how old you think

this woman is by her voice. The game has been played in Los Angeles for Los Angeles, not really all the team in the game for four or four and a half. My favorite total year is fourty eight and a half. And with the number moving a little bit towards Los Angeles, I think if you like Cincinnati, you could probably wait a little bit. The worst that's gonna happen is is that you're gonna lose the four and half of them. It sounds like a guy to begin with?

Does it sounding a guy? Okay, because it sounds like a woman who smokes cigarettes to me, right, all right, it's a it's a guy. I wanted. I wanted to trick you, and have you said I had no idea. I really it is selling a guy. It's well, it's it's porder, it's borderline, it's port Yeah, yeah, the guy is always on New York radio talking about gambling, and to me sounds like a woman who smokes a couple of pack of cigarettes. Um that you have to shopify clip uh huh. So this is a woman and her

allegedly teenage daughter. So the woman is selling stuff on Shopify, right, it's it's a website you sell stuff on and it sells stuff on social media for you whatever. So first of all, I want you to listen how bad the actress is playing the daughter, how she definitely is not a teenager, right, And the woman says where she's selling the stuff, And then listen to the girl's first question and then stop it. Okay, okay? Three Shopify sales? How

where are you selling three hundred parents of tapes? Mom? With our shop store? She just said, She just said, are you shopify three Shopify sales? How where are you selling three hundred parents of tapes? Mom? With our Shopify store? We can connect and sell everybok Okay, so so she just yelled shopify right. So then now listen to the rest of the commercial where we know why they did it,

because they want to get their product out there. They want to reason to say it twice in the commercials, right, but they do better to Peter. Peter MLaw would not to do that. So then I want you to listen to the mother. She's she's got a career for ourselves, right, she's doing really well. And listen what the data tells you to do good? Three shopify sales. How where are you selling? Three D parents of tap shoes? Mom? With our shop of my store, we can connect and sell

everywhere Facebook, Instagram, TikTok, you name it. You did all that. Yes, I customized our store exactly the way I want it and it was so easy. Stopped. The woman is selling stuff, she goes, mom, stop stop Mom? Is she embarrassed in her house that she's making money? I don't get the commercial. These are horribly written it and even worse acted. This is this is disgusting. Mom. Mom, stop stop, stop whatever you do, whatever you do, stop because it's too much

money coming into the house. Cut it out. Embarrassing me, you're embarrassing. My friends are gonna find out you're making money, and you should be like making dinner for dad and your dad. You know she's forty and like in her resume it says like her her voiceover resume it says, can do teenage girl, mom where I didn't get it? Stop you know what, Go fund yourself to the writers who just who put this schlock together? And then call

it a commercial. The woman says, I just sold stuff on Spotify where and then she goes Shopify and then the woman goes into talking points doesn't even answer. She goes, it's a commercial Shopify. Let's you sell stuff on Facebook and tick talking here. I'm bringing up the money. I'm bringing up the money. I'm bringing in the money. I'm bringing me in the money. Stop stop what are you doing? Women don't work, Dad doesn't work. What are you doing?

I can't believe it, Mom, stop stop it? Okay, I want to get the name of the So Peter May Peter May twenty nine for Peter may Lar, Peter May, Yes, Peter Law. Do you have the Chevy Equinox commercial? Yeah? Now I noticed this, but Peter noticed it also and d m me and and reminded me of do it for the podcast because it doesn't make any sense. So there's a couple, a man and a woman are in a car. It happens to be a Chevy Equinox, and they're talking about what they want for dinner and then

Chevy Equinox. Then I'll play the clip on my phone. I'll play it on my phone. So they're driving, they're like, what do you want for dinner? And so the guy is suggesting stuff to her and she's like now, and so they almost the car stopped short and they almost hit a truck that says Tacos on it. So he's like, oh, we should ge tacos, which is not really the point

of the commercial. The point of the commercial is the call breaks really well, but listen to the food that she says she just ate, and listen to the suggestions and what she says she doesn't like. All right, here we go, see if I can pull it up. Hold up about sushi and yesterday Indian? Maybe? Hello? You know I only see something? How about tacos? Okay, I had sushi for lunch? What do you want? How about seafood? You know I don't like seafood. You just had sushi lunch.

I don't like seafood. We say that again. Let me do it again, play the commercial. Hold on, here we go, I hold sushi and sashiunch yesterday? Indian? Maybe? Hellood? You know I don't like seafood right there, busted. Okay, First of all, they've been dating. But how do you know not know that your girl doesn't like seafood? First of all. Second of all, she just told you she's sushi. Don't tell me that seafood is sushi is part of the seafood category. It absolutely is, So you go, I don't

eat seafood. Now have you said I don't like shellfish, I don't like clams, whatever, But why wouldn't for the sake of the commercial? Why wouldn't you be like you want pizza now? I don't like pizza pizza because, as you say, seafood and sushi in the same commercial. Because again, the writers have their heads up their fucking asses, heads up their asses. All right, let me see what el say? Oh uh, did we play skier porn? We did play skier porn. I want to do a little Grammar Police

as part of my sound. Can we have the Grammar Police jingle? Please? We do? Is this Havoc? I'm gonna play Havoc the two faith Hill clips and then I got okay, alright, and then I have another clip. I gotta get me off from one to the other. Okay, giving me some time. We're looking at grand police camera, police jingle, please please police police police. Yeah. Okay, alright, so uh this guy, I'm gonna play this off my phone. First Meals by coug cug love him, love him. We

gotta get the podcast. Several listeners have said, you guys, you guys gotta have Meals by Couge on your podcast. He's a Brooklyn guy who reviews Brooklyn food, right, and everything he does the insults your sister. He's like, oh my god, there's an extra layer of cheese on this, Like, look at this rose By. You've dripped like your sister on a Friday night, right, So I want to call out it's a common Brooklyn mistake. He's talking about how hot the coffee is. All right, let let me get it.

Get this ready here, hold on, play the video, got on the video. Okay, here we go. This is not the right word to describe hot corejet scolding. Hot coffee is not scolding. Hot scolding is when you yell at your kid. It's scolding with an A. So I just wanted to I love you, coush. But uh but yeah, so yeah, another where's the other clip here? Okay, you have havoc. Uh yeah, I gotta go back to it. Well, you want to do Faith Hill? What do you wanna do next them? Both? Right? Okay, yeah, give me faith

Hill one. This is Faith Hill on Light Show. Well, then I'll play faith Hill one. You ding to the tune of the National Acapella Acapello. What the fuck? You have faith Hill too? Yes, play Faith Hill to its it's uh no, no, no, no acapello. No no, no, no, Hello, Hello, she's a singer. Now. I looked online. There's nowhere where Acapello is acceptable. I thought maybe, like you know, parts of Italy. They said, NOPEI Acapello. Maybe she's thinking it

was the Acapello Pellio Islands whatever. Anyway, So that's so okay, here is it. You have havoc. Yeah, this is a sportscaster on New York Television. It was Aaron Donald and vo reckon havoc. No, don't wreck you havoc. You wreak havoc or you wreck things. But now you don't. You don't read havoc. He's getting the words confused. That is correct. Yeah, I'm sorry there, Now that's good. Got I got. I got a couple of voicemails out of here all right,

so here we are, here we are. So this is um a VOICEMAILI kim in Mary cod to five six wow on Sunday morning at eight oh five am. Damn it, you guys are up early commenting and calling two one eight f you. Hey Brooklyn boys. Sorry I got caught off on my last message. This is trucker Sam. You're talking about the key that you're reporting for the lady. You should do the pizza slice as the crotch and the Pepperonis is the breast cut and then have Brooklyn boys across the back of it. Have a good day

by thanks. So that so what we're talking about on the ariol is pepperoni for the area. Oh my god, no one's gonna buy these, but we're talking. By the way, if you just wonder what's going on, we're thinking about you this week you listen to order episode to or six.

I said we should have a Brooklyn boys, Kenny. Would you want would you want Brody on the left breast and Scary on the right breast for Brody and Scary or the other way around scaing Brody or do you want do you want someone on the crotch or someone on the ass or whatever the case. But the point is we need to we need to figure out how we're gonna design this Borkini. But first we got to clear the shelves with percent off at Brooklyn Boys at Big cartel dot com. You were listening earlier in the

podcast you off using code f A seventy seven. So yes, so yes, that is a very interesting suggestion. Thank you so much from the us. From Sam the truck Driver. Okay, yea, And we have one more from Mary code for seven nine. It's looking like uh, Fayetteville, Arkansas checking in If I would play that would be nice. Hey, Scary and Bertie Brodie and Scary. This is Jacob. I was listening to your latest episode of You Guys talking about the swimsuits

and why don't you guys do a reversible top. You can do blue fabric and orange letters on one side and orange fabric and blue letters on the other side, and then your listeners can choose whose names they want to do first. They include Brody and Scary on one side and Scary and Browny on the other. I like that. I like that. I love that. Actually I love that. Then and and then wait a minute, then our names

are on the inside. That's cool. Yeah, I'll be closer to the nip, the papers, closer to the pepperonis um. I don't know, dude, I just feel like this is gonna be a complete disaster. Well, I'd like to know if the slices do you guys, are you guys gonna would you even consider buying these bikinis? And then then then and then you know what, then and he's a slice on your clock. It excludes all the guys. It's

just gonna be for women. Then I guess, well, unless we do like a short which is a sausage from guys, a swimsuit like a banana hammock banana hammock sauage sausage, pizza saucea sauce night, I know we do. Thank you for the suggestions I do have found And there was a couple of other voicemails that came in, also talking about the bikinis. The bikini is a hot topic amongst the slices right now they are talking about it. So let us do you think we're gonna go there this summer?

You think I get first of all. Furthermore, do you think I can get my girlfriend Robin into one. Do you think she would wear it or once she sees my name is on it? Absolutely, you're a dick. She would wear brody and scary by oh, you didn get a fourth quote of bathing super brody and scary. Boys, boys,