#206: Super Swine Sunday

we making noise? Are we? Are we shake? Rattling and rolling? We are shaking the foundations of American society are wet m We are not you two oh, we just didn't think about YouTube by the coming up in our voicemail segment later on, how do I sound, by the way, like you're in a bathroom. I was about to say, let's talk about the eight pound gorilla in the room, and that's Brodie's acoustics. Okay, there's nothing wrong on my system,

So let's just your microphone. Your microphone sounds great. Okay, So you know what I may I may have to turn Let me see if I turn this, if it sounds any better? Is that better? Now? M move the check hello, check one to do it? Hello, Hello, check one too. Hello, now yell hello, that's a little bit less. Echo. Yeah, I get this. You should buy what I bought. I bought this wind screen. I'm about to test it live

on the podcast right now here you are. I'm gonna let's see now if I talk into it like this, do I sound a little bit better? Maybe maybe a little bit, but that's still that. See, it's still coming back at me because I'm coming through your headphones. You gotta lower that. No, I was leaning over to that. I'm fine. I was leaning over, was stratching my ankle. You lean back, you lean back, lean back. So I am not in the cold base Mint broadcasting live from

the cold basement. Where are you? I didn't Well, normally I have to go in the basement, right And I turned the heat off because the heat the furnaces down there, and you hate the noise in the background. Well, my furnace turned itself off on Saturday, Okay. So I was having a problem that I thought was the thermostat, and the thermostat kept shutting off. So I had the thermostat replaced on Sunday and it wasn't working right on Monday. You got a nice little hum, So I thank you.

That's that. That's to go with the rattling. The rattling, and that's the DVR in the room. I'm not I'm plugging the DVR. Sorry anyway, So pscn G came back because I said, look, I'm having the same problem with the new thermostat as the old thermostats. So he went and he he goes in the basement. He opens up the furnace. He says, oh, look here, you have a little switch problem. You see, when I flick it, it shuts off. The vibration of the unit is shutting off

the unit because it's it's flipping the switch. I'll just get your new switch. Not a problem. I'll put a temporary switch in here, picks it up, and then I'll order you the new switch lab in a couple of days. Call for the point and we'll put it in. Boom boom, boom. And I have a contract, a worry free contract with the company with the guests and electric company here and they said, oh, no problem done, okay, he says, let me just give it a just give it a look through.

While I'm in here, and he says, he says, calls me downstairs. He goes, like, I speak to you from it now. He has no financial angle here. There's there's no there's no financial benefit for him. He's gonna say, drop a bomb. Here we go. Yeah, he says, your heat exchangers rusted out of course. So I said, okay, well, well can I replace that? He goes, it's the it's the same price basically as the whole unit. It's gonna take who thing upon it's not worth. They gotta replace

the unit. So I said, well, how much is the unit? He says, well, you know, it could be anywhere from six to what what? What? What? So? I said, well, can you just put the switch back and make it work like you were gonna do? So he says to me, this thing that I did an air test. There's air escaping from the heat exchanger and pilots are rusted, and that means that carbon monoxide could mix into your venting system. Oh my god, dude, that's a real that's a that's

an imminent danger to you. Right. So I said, so you're saying either way, I said, I'm either gonna be cold or I'm gonna be cold and dead, so I don't know much of an option there. Um, he said, by law, I can't turn it back on. You have to replace this. So I haven't had heat since Monday. Have saved your life? You had carbon monoxide? That's well I didn't, but he said it could at any moment. Uh if I like, let's say, a little piece rusted off and fell in like then the common like it

was close to going. So it's a blessing that it went. He noticed it because I would have all would have been the wacky pratfalls of being a homeowner. You know what. I'm so happy I'm not so I'm not in the basic. So I'm up in the I'm up, yeah right, so I'm up in the bedroom. Yeah one of them. I'm one of the bedroom is not the main bedroom. You're here in your bedroom, here in my bedroom. Yep, thank you. A Goldfinger, goldfingerld Finger, Goldfinger. That's a great song. It's

it's just nine punk song. Room. Yeah. Uh, you know, have changed, but I have stayed the same. We should play that. We can't not us the shot us oh and the Big show. Absolutely anyway, A different acoustics schmoo sticks. I think this is really a clear signal that it's time for us to return to the studio. And uh, you know, my furnace broke. Yeah, because we just don't sound good. We we need to we sound fine. I do more to talk about with the furnace, but I

guess I'll talk about that later. I got some problems that arose from me trying to get it fixed. Well, of course, I'm going to just let you know that. We had some listeners that texted in and said they're catching up on old episodes, and it's like, be careful what you wish for because everyone's quoting one O seven, all of us, all of a sudden, episode one O seven is getting all this love. And that's the episode where I say, imagine a time when we could just

do this from our houses. This was pre pandemic, Like, what the funk are we thinking? And they said, oh, we'll come to my house, We'll go to your How you were so hell bent against it, You're like, funk that I will never do a podcast from my house. Well, the reason I said that at the time was that I want first of all, the studio always sounds better. It does and we also get it done right away if we'd like schedule it and then have you come over my house when we go over your house again,

it didn't make any sense. Plus, we didn't have the technology at that point that we have. Now we have software that was that we discovered I don't know if it was invented post pandemic that allows us to have radio quality digital quality sound for free sound, which we didn't know about. So we didn't know about Zoom at that point either. So um, so, speaking of text messages, if I can just interrupt you go for We get a couple of a couple of text messages that I

wanted to run by you. Um. One of them said, we were talking about Elvis scanning, and somebody texted in, yeah, there used to be a song called Scatman by Scatman John. That's the song I'm saying, to which I replied, there still is. Uh. Somebody texted in, Danielle killed a cricket in her basement, and somebody said, what if the cricket had a family, So I wrote back, they would have to kill the whole family. Yeah, exactly, We'll get all

of them. And then finally somebody texted in s C A R Y. They still think your name is scary. It's been a long time because Elvis sometimes goes Scary Radio, and they're scar It's a playful thing. He calls me scary. I you know, often when I say scary, like when I said the movie was scary, I find myself having to remember it's not scary anyway. It says scary is kind of weird. But I bet we would get along playing Call of Duty? Has anything ever been more off

based than that? I'm not exactly a game or folks. I mean what I said, You are so off base, you have no idea. Yeah, I hung my game control and my head set back in the super days. Actually, actually I did have super intiest and there were no headphones at the time. Then you couldn't connect, you know, and play each other, you know, over over wifire, over the internet. No such thing. The Internet wasn't born yet. Well, it wasn't born for the mainstream public. Don't tweet us.

We know it was born in the seventies. Whatever. Hey, speaking of the Internet, is internet? What is internet? So there's a couple of things I wanted to mention. There's a great TikTok page. Oh, I can't remember what it's called. I'll have to find it anyway. So Jamie was talking about being on Uh. She did an interview which I tweeted and it's on Walker's Underscore Talkers if you want to hear it. And she talks about a couple of things.

One how I didn't hire her when she applied to be an intern, which we can talk about if you want me to talk about. But she said she was talking about the internet and now she didn't know. She was a big fan of the elvistre In Morning Show and she didn't know what the morning show looked like when she was a fan. And she said she didn't get online. She didn't get on the internet until that's late.

It's late. I was on A four and that was late, Like my wife was on A ninety three and I and I was like, I remember at college they called us into a secret meeting into the TV radio department and my my professor was like you you were the chosen six and we're like what, we had this new thing here, it's it's all see this computer. It has this this information super highway on it. Everything was in black and white and like like dos dos, uh you

know what whatever the hell that the system is? Yeah, so dos before Microsoft word and he goes, and we're gonna give you each this thing called an electronic mail address, so scary you could be whatever scary at q UNI dot D like quney Brooklyn College dot QNI I had like it was just long ass address. And then the six of us would be able to use the computer in the TV radio office at Brooklyn College to go

and check our electronic mail. This was uh like and it was like top secret, like, don't tell anyone else on campus. This is new here and only certain people are being are being can use this new technology in this service, I mean needless to say, who am I sending email too? At that point, when we only knew just the six of us, I'm like, and we just call each other. Thanks. Well, you remember that the joke

that I wrote. I didn't write it, but I gave it to Mr Cardboard Tube last week when Mr Cardboard Tube was in Oh yeah, I think in the end the question was what was more important than the invention of the first phone the second phone? Oh that's right, you have no one to call, right exactly, But but you know they're like you could talk to people that other schools. You have people at any Sunni schools. We can We're all connected. Now you could send electronic mail

to your friends in Binghamton. Yeah, I did that ninety four when I worked at Starbucks. I sent an electronic order, uh coffee order to Seattle. But it was intra company, so it only went from like my computer to the like so my log into their log in. It wasn't like a true what is what does email? Now? What does email? But there's a there's a TikTok account that I started that I'd like, um, I really should follow it.

I think that it took a screenshot. It's called Humanoid History, and it's all videos of old commercials and old newscasts of people like amazed at things. So let's let's listen to this right here to talk you that I got to follow account Natari game where big Bird goes back and forth catching eggs dropped from three chickens. They're talking about how it's an educational game and it's new on the market, and so this has got to be I would say, nineteen seventy seventy nine. So here we go.

This looks like a video game player up here, isn't it right? What we have here is a video game computer, the Atari, and the Atari last year was a very hot item in terms of video games. The video game sales have lagged this this year, and the software manufacturers realized there are millions of people out there who would still like to use this unit, so they're starting to

make educational programs. Okay, so this guy this, I mean, it's like wood paneling on the TV set that the TV studio and it's just so old looking and they're like, so what is that? He's like, it's an Atari and sales are down, so they're making educational games, but people still want to use it. Yeah, it's the all It's the all time classic video gamings. What TikTok account? Is that? Because that I'm really interested? Said humanoid his humanoid? But

is that? Is that it at humanoid humanoid History? What is Internet humanoid History? If I said David Brody, you know it's at David Brodie. Okay, I just want to make sure that we haven't we all have to tell you it's at humanoid History. I'm gonna find it. I probably have the same thing on Instagram. Okay, it might be hey we we uh we gotta play some fun voicemails coming up next is all right, and I have

a lot of sound clips and rody Uh yeah. You could always get in touch with us at two one, eight three eight to se f you se I have a really good piece of audio of it's a commercial. Okay, would you like me to go last? Do it? Let's do it right now? Alright? So I got a d M from Gustavo zapps z a p z. He mentioned me in a comment he tagged a an Instagram post of yours a real that's scary Jones put up and it says on the next episode of The Brooklyn Boys, David Brodie will roast you for an hour and I

can't wait, ha can't wait, So can't wait. So I'm gonna click. The ah is Um is a song is a group from the eighties. Take on No. What was that commercial playing last weeks? That juice of water with juice in it, the water, the laha with the vaha. This is a ha ha, here we go, scary what's going now? Listen? Uh? This company sent me the product also and it's excellent. Now. Uh, my wife liked it a lot because it came with a bottle of Tito's. She loves Tito's vodka. So I pretty much lost this

when it arrived. That being said, um, I gotta call you out on on the verbage, not the product of the way you pronounce. Hold on, let me get some audio here tonight. Oh here we go. Oh boy, I feel better tomorrow when I use us dust tonight comes and take lemonade, lemon mind and grapefruit. Breaking out the fancy ice for this stuff. Now, time for the vodka and it's some club soda, bose dust. Time for a dusty. Didn't stir it inna take a sip. Let's see it.

Go go go, go, go taste excellent. Lord of the lect likes no carbs, no sugar. A yeah. First of all, okay, what's what the what's what the booze dust? So it's what's what the glug glug glug sound effect. That's not the way you talk. And you're like, and what's the other word you did? You said it like booze dust. You're like boo doest what's going on? Here's what's happening? All right? First of all, that was that was favorite powder. It's it's it's it's electro lights. It's it's a mix.

It's electro lights and and and it actually has a nice little taste to it, a little subtle taste if you add it to your your liquor. It's a preventative way of trying not to Well, we're just gonna say, see you feel better in the morning, okay, so what We're not gonna go down any other path beyond that. So so basically it's a preventative measure that you take, if I want to interpret that, it might it might for some people not only add flavor. And this is

not a commercial, but it might reduce hangover bazing people. Yeah, we don't use it. We don't use this. I'm saying, you know, you're not doing it. I'm saying for me, it sounds like electrolytes would be helpful, that's all. Yeah, I'm not so it is a thing that it's the thing. So anyway, and it's what the what the goats sounds?

What's okay? So so I I recorded the radio ad and similarly what you were playing was I think the real I did on and and the TikTok nothing real about that, my friend, that's r e l real from it? Okay anyway, so Booze Dust. They like, look, we like this, but we want the boot. We want Booze does. We want Booze does to jump out. We wanted to scream Booze scream. So I said, what if I did it more?

So we were on a phone call together. We did like a kind of a you know, like a pre call after after the commercials recorded the original version, and they're like, yeah, you know what they're like. I said, I said, what if if I did booze dust? Like, yeah, that's cool. Booze Dust is cool, but it's still it should it should be a little bit more. It should be boozed us. They want me to go about what about the drinking part? Well, right there on drinking on camera,

I'm drinking it on camera. But I needed and there was nothing for me to say. They're another three seconds while I was drinking. I'm like, it's gonna sound weird if I stopped talking, So let me voiced over. Let me voiced over the sound effect of me drinking going go goo gook. I thought it would be cute. I ad that was a that was an ad lib. And if you watch the video. It's actually kind of funny

and cute at the same time, is it. Yeah, but but but this whole thing reminds me by the way of of Howard Stern and private parts, because his bosses would tell him, you're not on w NBC, You're on w w and BC. So when I was on this call, they were like, yeah, do it like that, like over accentuate the cruise dust, Like don't you w in BC? Yeah, no, I got it, No, I got it, all right. Anyway, it is a great project. Right now, they're offering send off you just code Elvis, bitch hit that and I'm sorry,

bitch code to jingle scary not cool booze dust dot com. Motherfucker. Hey listen, I'm trying to get him to advertise on this podcast. Well that'd be great, I have I told you my wife, we need to sell fucking bottles of booze dust and it works. You guys, don't do anything until hey, can we play somebody's voice, play some voicemails, and then I will do my sound at some point. Oh god, we were already look at this, We're already

we're chewing up time. Dude. Alright, so our listeners called two on eight, f you a seventy seven and listen, we didn't. We're not playing back everyone we got. We're playing back an assortment. If we don't play yours, we still appreciate it. So thank you. I haven't heard these legit alright. Uh, Terry Methle, silly. I am listening to your podcasts, and Scary is going off on how you have to have a conversation for a text ask questions.

You had two questions regarding a meeting Brodie. Oh my god, Scary, are you crazy? Brodie did everything right. Why is he supposed to spend one question text and then get the answer and then send another one and you're supposed to have it. It's fucking crazy. What are you talking about? I don't understand your logic for stuff, Brodie. You're correct. You're also correct and stating that you should get a birthday greeting something from Brodie from Scary for your birthday.

It's rude and insulting that he doesn't acknowledge your birthday until twenty nine minutes until it's over. That's just crazy, too, Scary. Get your head out of your ass and do what's right. Okay, Okay, So the Terry Wins Caller of the month. Okay, I have a different opinion for calling the mother and that's coming up in a second. But no wonderful at first, So I mean, you know, okay, so that was obviously talking about me that I didn't wish you a happy birthday.

On listen, I wish you happy birthday in perfect time. It was still your birthday. I don't want to hear your bitchen, and what I do for your birthday? And and what was you talking about with with the texting back and forth? What was that when I asked you two questions in a text message and you said that I shouldn't. I shouldn't bombard you with multiple questions in a text. No, wait till you want to answer one

question if I ask you to. It's a style thing, and it's an opinion that it's there's no right or wrong to the what do I do for your birthday? What? How did I acknowledge your birthday? You wish me having birthday? But you're a different person. No, no, how did I How did I do it? I forgot what you did? What did you do? I put up an instant story. You have a montage of you and I together through

the years, like a dozen pictures. I think I did the same for you, and I know you did not, and I put graphics and uh gifts on all of them and tanged all of the problem is your birthday went first. I didn't know you're gonna do that. You just showed me up. Oh I see, I see. So you weren't gonna do ship for me. But then when you saw that I did ship for you, you felt, oh I should. It made me feel we know each other for over twenty years. You can take the lead

and do something nice for me. That's true, and this matter broody does like nice to me. Just you don't have to next time. Next time, I'm going Okay, I gave you like some tit and boys, what's up? This is Johan from Miami. I fucking love you, guys. I watched it. I listened to as many episodes as I can. I'm listening every freaking week for the new episode. I we wand back to listen to the old ones. Great

funny story, Garry, don't cut me off? God damnit. Um So I make an order for my Brooklyn Boys shirt, the blue one with the bridge. First day I get it I'm super excited working at home and I'm wearing it with pride. I hear a little noise at my door. I opened it up to see what the hell is going on out there, and there's some guy's pressure cleaning our floor. I live in a freaking uh apartment complex.

I smell bleached, so they're using it to clean up. Like, all right, man, do you you gotta do what you gotta do. I go in and go about my go about my day, and my wife gets home it was, hey, what the hell happened to your shirt? What do you mean? I looked to the side right on the shoulder. I guess I must have leaned up or water was dripping on me when I went out tried to check on the guy. My freaking brand new shirt bleached up. Man, but I still want that ship with bride. Catch you

all later. At age seventy seven, go fuck yourself. Okay. So, first of all, we love him. Second of all, I do believe it's pronounced Johan, correct you. We should probably get him a new shirt. Yeah, I was just just thinking the same thing. I saw the picture online. You did put the picture up, although it inspired me, maybe we should have a line of tie tight shirts like you know, the bleach spotted ones like from the seven. Well, get in touch with us Man and Johan Johan and

uh hook it up. We'll hook you up. Just send us your address please and your yeah yeah yeah slide into d S. Scar Brody uh DJ damn. You read my tweet about the pizza shop having that side out in Brooklyn. Thank you so much for having that up there and for putting it on the podcast last episode. I had a quick scam bony for you guys. Maybe you've talked about this before, but the idea of rewards

points off of coupons. I was at Walgreen the other day and I decided to pull out a coupon they had given me in a visit prior to me going that day, and I was trying to use it, right you know what, They told me. This doesn't work at time of purchase. It adds your five dollars to your rewards points, so you only get to use it next time. And I think that's a fucking scamp. I think that's a bullshit. I love you guys, keep with the great work. I love the Brooklyn Boys, Scamboni, DJ Dan. I hate

when that happens. You have to read the fine print. They kind of that's called debate and switch, right, Brodie, it's the it's the it's the it's the it's class say it's pay and delay. Yeah, you pay and then we delay it come back. Happens to me all the time. No, that's just the hook to get you back in the store. It's like calls. You know, I love calls. I'm a calls guy. Expect great things. But they give you calls cash. So you they give you all this money. It's fake

monopoly money. It's like, oh, off your next visit. Here's eighteen dollars and calls cash. But then they say you have to use it in the next eight days. How many times a week, a month? You think I'm going to calls? That's exactly what. Every fucking one of my Walgreens uh coupons is expired, the ones that they spit out when they give you your receipt back, like, oh look at this, and they give you like four more

receipts and they have it all printed out that this coupons. Yeah, I never ever get to redeem those because when's the next time going in there? Go ahead, go ahead, all right, yeah, yeah, well, I don't know if you if you remember, if you those guys listen to order, you heard my my rant about a year and a half ago about Walgreens and how they wouldn't let me in and they told me they had a product when I called ahead, and when

I got there, didn't have the product. So I emailed the regional manager and he he gave me a fifty dollar credit on my account. Right, thanks for your troubles. We talked about this, so I haven't used it. I was waiting to like buy something like, oh, you know what, I'm gonna put it towards the purchase. What do they have there that I want? Maybe I got a new razor or something that has some value. I'm not gonna

buy candy with it, right, I'm not gonna, you know. So, first of all, so I went to buy a new face raiser, get a nice new I was like, oh my god, I'll use the fifty on that. Boom boom, right, boom boom. So first of all, the guy tells me at the register, there's no points on your account. You're gonna have to call them and figure out why there's no points on your account. So they never put the points on my account. Second of all, the guy says to me, and just so you know, you can't use

more than five dollars at a time on your person. Jesus, fuck you goodbye. Yeah, keep coming back over and over again. Yeah. So no, no, my sorry, we screwed you over. I have to not take five dollars off in ten visits and they didn't put the points on my account. Now a year and a half later, I have to fight for it and remind them of the bullshit. So fuck you Walgreen's, and I have to go there for my prescriptions.

So going on the boy, guess who it is. Steve Matthia a k A Rocket Steed over there from the block calling up garyan roody. So let you guys know, wrong ROADI is wrong talking about the text conversation he said one night at that time, broke there just like a conggo. You don't say were you in the real life? That nobody? Hey, Joe, what are you doing? Yeah? What mother is going on? Joe? Joe? When he comes to me, Joe, Joe about him up? Joe has the life doing? Joe,

how's the kid? You don't do it? Grow? You don't freaking do it over there? The body is wrong is right? That counts? Good night? Let that that counter that counteracts what she said earlier. No, because she's she's right though, see let me explain what that's her opinion. No, you first of all the rights. Hold on. I will tell you why he's wrong. I'm gonna explain, and then then when I'm done, you can tell me if I'm wrong. Okay,

you don't speak like you text. If you come up to me and say, hey, man, you want to go to the movies tonight. If I stand there like an idiot and don't say a word and I put my thumb up or I smile or I wink, that's what I would do in a text message, right, But if I do that in real life, I'm an asshole. You don't text the way you talk. I'm not gonna But you also don't bombard people with with alert on their phone again again, text question, question, question, question, that's why

you put them all in one text? Thank you? I win? No, thank you? No? No, you don't you wait wait. People don't bombard people multiple as one thing at a time. You wait for a response the text thing, and wait for a response Okay, so I wait for me to show you that I'm there so we can have so we can have a dialogue. I got you. So if my intention is to say to you, what night do you want to go out to dinner? What time would you like to go out to dinner? And what restaurant

would you like to go to? I shouldn't say to you, Hey, what night do you want to go out? What are you in the mood for? I should do three different texts no, no, no, only no. But that's all on the same topic. That's those second no. You know, the original scenario is you spit fired. Four different things that we had were non sequitors that had nothing to know, but they were too they were topics that had nothing

to do with one another. If they're all part of the same topic, absolutely you should continue and ask and put all the questions in there. If you ask me in person, I will answer you right away. Right if you come up to me and say, hey, Brody, you want to go to dinner night, I'm not gonna wait nine hours and go oh, sorry, I didn't hear your question. But what text messages I text you? And there were times you go, oh, I didn't see it to get await a day were Lincoln, Nebraska. UM, I just have

a question. I just finished last week's podcast, and I was wondering, Um, if it's just a Midwest thing for me or um, or if maybe this is true for everybody and I just haven't heard about it before. But when you guys go out to dinner, why do you guys always split everything? Even light where I'm from, we always just take for our own meal. So we just get two separate checks or two separate tickets, whatever the case. Maybe um twice to tip for the waitress. UM, let

me know. So if I'm being honest, before you, I know, you get you're you're ready aim fire ready moved to link in the rest Brodie's ready fire aim Uh but I know, I'm sorry, scary it's ready wait feighter, respawned fire wait feeder, respawned spawnk you perfect, dick. So I have noticed. I have noticed that outside of the New York area or this this for some reason, this region or a lot of people do exactly what she said that it's not uncommon. Um, and it drives waiters and

waitresses fucking crazy. But but they're used, No, but they're used. But they're used to it. They come with us, everyone itemizes their own ship or or they say okay, I'm okay start seven separate checks because there's seven uns at the table, so they literally start a tab seven different tabs in the same table. Um, we don't do that here. We we usually ask for one check so that when

there's the one check problem. That's why you get the people trying to itemize it and like, you know it, just fucking if you're gonna itemize one check, you know, no, don't do it. Just do just split it evenly. Because because waiters and wages have less time to funk around because there's they're so goddamn busy with people, they don't have time to do seven tabs, to open seven different tabs.

So we don't do that, alright, But I have seen it outside of here, even though New York is a much busier place than Lincoln, Nebraska, as far as the city being busier, I'm sure there are busy restaurants in Lincoln, Nebraska where the uh, the waitress or the waiter, I'm gonna add that to the voicemail, the server UH doesn't want to do separate checks. Now, listen, you don't have to do separate checks. If I go to dinner with someone and they spend forty and I spent twenty, I've

I've done this. I just say, hey, put twenty six on the blue card and forty five on the green and I'll write it on a piece of paper sometimes so it makes it easier for them. So there's no difference between splitting the check. All you do it the first card is you go forty five dollars and the balance goes on the second card. And if there's more people, yeah, you can. You can write it out, make it easier for the for the server, or you can bring some

cash with you and then go, oh, he has five dollars. Oh, you know, in a situation where you had the cheeseburger and I had the dover soul abs, a fucking lutley you you could do it exactly the way you just said it. But but when we're splitting dollars like simple dot like to three dollars, and we all ate about the same thing, just one tab, just split it even it's about listen, I don't mind going a dollar or two one way or the other. It's when I'm paying

for the guys with the drinks in the corner. That was that was fucked up. I got funed that night. But you know what, I'm gonna sunk someone else over in the future so I get my money back from that night. I also think people in our area, in the big city, so to speak, I think we're we're lucy goosey with money. I think when when a Hamburger course fifteen dollars as opposed to six, you know, people like fifteen or what. They can't think about it, right.

I think maybe there's maybe there's something to the pacing of Lincoln, Nebraska and the fact that things are probably a little more affordable. They probably make the hamburgers right there. They the cows are right there in Nebraska, so and the corn I may have to you know what's scary. I'm going to Lincoln, Nebraskasket for I'm gonna guess Lincoln, Nebraska for the wind in Nebraska. One more. It's Whitney

from mong Island. I am listening to your latest podcast and I have the comments on Brodie's rants about us seeing the most evolved species but the only one to wipe our asses, and she's so wrong. You should know this because he has dogs. That has he ever seen a dog goots across the carpet or lick their ass or I'm pretty sure monkeys scooted too. Don't ask me why I know that, but a lot of species try

cleaning their butts and those that don't. Unfortunately, I know this too, that any long haired species, the ship gets stuck in their hair. They're just disgusting and you're not close up enough to see them ever to realize that. So they need the days too. They need toilet paper too, but obviously they don't have, you know, the appendages to use them. So love you guys, and broady you should know better. Thank you. All right, Whitney species with the feces.

So here's what I'll let me address. It is in two parts. As far as dogs go, yes, sometimes dogs screwed across the carpet. However, sometimes they screwed because they have an ass it not because they have ship on their ass. I used to white carpeting in my bedroom. I don't have a pet. I just something, Okay, I'm not saying that. Sometimes don't have to cut a dingle berry off my bijan's ass. Sometimes it's like little chocolate chips. Oh my god, little chocolate chips. You see, always look

at the chocolate chip. Snip it off right, Brooklyn coal house. No, it's more like whole house. Hello, Hello, yeah, hashtag whole house. Um. So, I'm not saying it's a perfect sign. I'm saying that the odds of a dog having to wipe, and the odds of a human having to wipe, what cats having to wipe? Yes, I'm sure maybe a wooly mammoth if we're alive today, or maybe a water buffalo might have a little stink on the on the shink, but uh uh. In general, we should be able to poop and walk away.

That's all I'm saying. That's all. Maybe they should just why is the amis buried in the tush there? Why the other animals? It's like, oh my god, you know, just get up and for breeze your asshole podcast back Nie use of the Fabris parody jingle. I don't even plan and it just happened earlier I have. I just have a public service announcement for people for this weekend because people are gonna sunk this up. People will people may even leave us voicemails on this that they might

have gotten caught. We're talking about Super Bowl Sunday, right, so super I know what you're gonna say, because I put it in the chat room today, so well so well, right, so super Bowl Sunday is coming. This couple of things. Actually what you put in the chat room is different, but well, Sunday is happening, right, then this Sunday and then the next day. Super Bowl Monday is always notorious for being the number one day in America. When people

call out the most, they call out sick. They pretend that, oh, I can't come in whatever. Here's the problem with this

particular they call it Super Sick Monday. The problem with this particular Super Sick Monday is that it also happens to be Valentine's Day, Right, so there will be people that will be going out with their significant other four Valentine's Night who will have called in sick earlier for Super Sick Monday, and their co workers bosses, someone's gonna wrap them out or throw them under the bus whatever.

That they were out with their significant others celebrating party and drinking toasting on on Valentine's Night, so somehow they were too sick to come into work on Monday. But on Monday night they were not too sick enough. They weren't sick enough that they had you know anymore, the miraculously were cured and they were well enough to go out with their significant other. So I think on Tuesday that will be super firing Tuesday. I'm just saying, just be careful what you post. If you don't want to

get caught, just don't post on on Valentine's Night. That's just we have another problem. For the first time, I believe in American history, super Bowl Sunday is on Valenca means day. That's right, Swines, Thanksgiving Valentine's Day. Sorry Thanksgiving,

it's a day before Valentine's Day. We're allegedly, allegedly, you take out the person you're cheating with, your side piece, your side piece, you go mad, you're you're your your your your mistress, your your guy on the side, you're you go out with your love her right, and you take out your person that you're publicly involved in the relationship. On what are you doing? Super Bowl Sunday, and for

the week, it works like Saturday. If if Valentine's Saturday night Friday, you go out with the side piece, right, But yes, you can't go on Saturday because then the wife of the girlfriend that you're steady with, the your regular is gonna go were you going on Saturday night? Right? So what are you gonna do? So super Bowl Sunday, you can't. You can't take out your mistress on Super Bowl Sunday because you want to watch the game. Mistress?

What is this the eighteen hundreds? Well, I'm just saying, mistress, because I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. So you cannot You cannot get Google. Watch this, watch this, hold on what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Nope? Watch what day is Valen Swine's Day? Valentine's Day? Can't get it? Valen swines Day, Yeah, Februar because obviously it wasn't loaded. It wasn't that they didn't program her to. This is Google, this is Google dot Com. I can't,

can't Valen Swine. You know what I get? I get Valen Wines. Watch Valen Swine's Day. Yeah, it says Valence Wine's Day. V A L E n c E. Wine's Day. You know it's funny. The voicemail segment went a little long, so I cut off a couple but now that you're talking about this topic, I'm gonna play this last one for you right now because sorry, guys, this is for you. Berliekay Google, so you too. I don't see any Chrome

cast or cast enabled TVs linked to your account. You can add devices in the Google Home mapp Google Play you Two, got it? Playing you two on Spotify. Yeah, there it is. Bertie takes a very low enunciations. Shut off is going off. The point is he was trying to say, because obviously we didn't talked about it on a previous podcast, that it's almost impossible. The thing is, if you enunciate and slow it up eventually, as that gentleman just showed you. Yes, I think he's from Texas.

Uh he, it will play it. It will do it. So if you get the Valance swa line, although we do it, you cannot. I cannot get my phone to Google that word. I can't. I can type it, but if I hit the microphone button on the Google which which it, it will not. It will not do it. So yeah, So back to that conversation, So Valence Swine's day. Yeah, So just to follow up after the next break, I'm gonna play for you the problem I'm having like that, Like he just pointed out, it got worse, a worse

problem than that. The worst problem for it which Spotify and my phone. But what about the sound, Well, you know what we can do my sound too. Well, let's you want to play the Spotify clip here, then we have time. Let's do it right now, and then we'll do the rest of the stuff after the break. Okay, all right. So I had told the budget I was having a problem with my A L e x A. Okay, it wouldn't play some of my playlists. So what I figured out what so um Amazon? When I went to

uh on Twitter? I asked Amazon for help because they owned the al x A units that I have, Okay, And what they told me was, oh, which I'll be sorry, We'd love to help you. Click this link for help now. Amazon help on Twitter is actually no help. They will not help you. They send you a link into the app that tells you how to like I've done that before, actually helps you. Right, I called Nobody helped me. I

emailed Spotify, Spotify. So so the A L e x A people at Amazon, they were confident it wasn't their problem. They had me jump through hoops on linked the account, relinked the account, delete the app, put the app back. By the way, deleting the app has nothing to do with anything, because the problems in cyberspace. Your playlists are not on your phone. They're on Spotify, right, They're not on my phone. It's ridiculous. So anyway, I figured out

what the problem was. For whatever reason, some of my playlists don't work anymore. With with that, with the A L e X A. So I I what I did was I took the songs, I copied them to another playlist with the same name and deleted the old one, and now they work. Okay, got it? So all right? I got an extra Google Go Home unit and decided to put it in my home office so that it wouldn't interfere with the other room where my where my

l X is. They they're very jealous of each other, although I do have and S I R I in the same room with each other and they co co exist. Okay, very nice. Okay, So I set it up. It's working great. I link it to my Spotify no problem, and I try to play. If I try to play a playlist, it'll play it. But if I try to set the alarm to my playlist, it's mayhem. So before we play the clip, it's not playing the playlist I ask you to.

So if I say, hey, play my van Halen playlist, it'll say now playing van Halen, and it just plays random van Halen songs. It doesn't actually play my playlist, but only when I'm setting an alarm. Okay, gotch Okay. What it does is not that. So I I email Spotify because I have I have the email chain from the last incident with the A L e x A. And they run me through a bunch of steps. First they tell me, oh, well, I tell them what kind of phone everything, and they go what kind of phone

you have? I go, it's in the email. I did all that already. Come on, Oh, do you have an SD card? Yes? Remove the SD card Nope. I'm not going to do that as nothing to do with the device. Not No. So then they say to me, okay, can you reboot the phone? I did that already. Uh. Then they say to me, can you unlink and relink? Can take it? I did all of it. So then they say do you have another Android phone? You could use. I said, no, I'm not going to use another phone.

It's not the phone's problem. It doesn't know what Again, they don't understand this simple concept. Right, The problem is with right? Okay? So uh then they say to me, um, well, we're gonna give you a log in for another account. Can you log into our test account and then try to play the playlists on this test account. Well that's fair, I'll do that. I log into the test account and it's like Indian rhythms, Gregorian chants, like stuff I would never listen to. And I say, hey, hey, hey Google,

can you please play the Indian music playlist? No problem? Hey hey hey Google, shut up? So so I say, um so, I said, uh, it's funny. It hears me even because I'm saying out loud. I know, I know, I know. It's very very sensitive. Yeah, So I say, hey, hey, hey Google, shut up? Hey Echo be quiet? Hey Google stop? Okay, ridiculous Okay. So I logged into the account and when I go to set the alarm to the playlist, it does the exact same thing. So here's what it's doing.

And I have the audio. I sent the audio, so on no wait on on my phone no matter what playlist I asked it to play for the alarm. Okay, it plays my Sami Hagar playlist. Okay, I don't know. No, no, we don't play yet. Okay. So I changed the name of the Sammy Hagar playlist to no name so it could no longer do that. So then, for some reason, it plays a playlist with a weird name I've never heard of. And I went online and it's a whole Reddit page dedicated two people complaining that when they asked

to set an alarm, it goes to this playlist. I sent them the Reddit article and the audio, and they wrote me back, Um, can you please take out the SD card again? So play the audio of me first trying to play. And by the way, I know Sammy Hagar used to be in van Halen. It's a coincidence it this did this to every playlist, not just van Halen. It just so happens for this recording. I used van Halen eleven pm to my van Halen playlist on Spotify. Done,

I'll play the Sammy Hagar playlist for eleven pm. Hey Alexa, I'm sorry, Hey, Google, cancel all my alarms? All right? Canceled your alarm for eleven pm. M Hey, Google, set an alarm for eleven pm to my Billie Squire playlist on Spotify. There, I'll play them. My family is getting on my nerves, but I totally still love them. Just enough with the noise playlist for eleven pm. The hell, by the way, congratulations, we just fucked over every Brooklyn

Boys slice because they're smart. Devices are going nuts right now because we're giving them about that we're giving them. They're probably, by the way, they're not even hearing this anymore because the podcast shut off a long time ago. I know. Okay, so you see what I'm saying. There's a podcast called something I hate. I think I think we gotta get out of this. I think I think we we were did we we sucked over everybody? Well, alright, they came back. I'm sure might now they're back. I apologize,

but that's the problem. Spotify won't help me. There's telling me it's my phone. I'm glad you've I'm glad you've entered, and now seven thou devices are going You're beating a dead horse. All right, goodbye, it's the Boys podcast. Did you talk about your weekend? My weekend in Vegas. Yeah, because I want to talk about your DJ experience. Can you explain to me the DJ experience you had? So last weekend I was out in Vegas and I did a charity event for a for d up on Cancer.

It's a children's chart. It's a great charity. It's a great charity. It's it's d up stands for d like, make sure you d up on this guy. It's playing defense in basketball and try to ask your own d up on cancer. It was I mean, we've done this before, and listen to one of our previous podcasts. We did this whole stick with this exactly. The celebrity basketball. I don't play. I am C, so I was. I was trying to call before you man, that's okay, man, I'm I don't I don't claim to be an athlete and

I don't even look like one. I just I'm pretty much there to m C and hang out. So I pretty much was there to support the cause. And there we were Floor Mayweather, who showed up again for one of the seventh eighth event now and played the entire game with his team. I think Hobby from Team Mom was on there and some other people along with us hold on team Diggs uh Stefon Diggs from the Bills, the wide receiver from the Bills, and of course the cornerback,

his brother Trayvon Diggs, quarterback from the Dallas Cowboys. Right, so they were against him, along with Jeff Timmins and Deebo Samuel Jeff Deebo Samuel Deep Samuel from the San Francisco Yes, running did Jeff Timmins do our friend from doing the game. He did absolutely nothing, because they didn't even I felt so bad for him. He played the

part of bench warmer. Um. The poor guy sat there the entire game and they didn't even use him once because the competition between the Diggs brothers and Floyd Mayweather was so intense. It was the five on five. God, it reminded me on the playground when I was a fucking kid. Well, I would just sit there and I was Jeff Timmins role I was. I was Jeff Timmins. So yeah, but a poor guy. Jeff Timmins nine degrees um good sport though came out to support the event

like I did. Is it's not good at sports according to the people picking the team's right. So I'm sure he is. But you can't compete with Deebo Samuel's and you're not going to be brothers. These guys were. These guys were out from Blood and they were they were going up there. They were d n up on each other. You would see them. So I don't want to see that. That's not my internet. But yeah, it was. It was a fun evening. And then right after that we were well,

let's skip to the park. So they were like, look, we know, they're like you, thanks for doing all this for us today. We know the people running the Z concert Zed Spinning. I said, Zed Spinning at a club in America? What z Z E d D. Yeah, So like, yeah, I love Z. You know, he's got a lot of hits on the radio. Google him. If you don't know, you definitely know his music. Uh. And so I'm like, fucking hey man, this is awesome. I mean, and he he's playing this new nightclub. Let's go to I went to.

So they let us all in to see Zed and then they were like, hey, you want to come to the stage, and I'm like, fuck yeah. On the stage, we knew they knew someone knew a guy, the guy controlling access to the DJ booth and the stage. DJ Booth was on the stage and so we were like

fuck yeah. So we got right into the stage area and we were literally standing behind Z like the only thing that was it was like like maybe a three ft partition between us and Z, and Zed was like sitting two feet in front of me facing the crowd. I'm facing the crowd, but I'm facing Zed, so z Zed's asses in my face and he's spinning and then

looking at the back of Zed's head. I was back of z head, right, the back of z head right, So so I was watching it and we were just all partying and drinking and it was a great time. So I don't see you told me you're all because first of all, you told me at first before they brought you back, you got to be in front of the stage, like front row front. It was front, yes, yeah, you told me your front row, that is correct, and

then they let us in the back, right. I I don't understand that from so I've been to many UH music concerts, rock concerts. You want to get close to the stage because you want to see that first of all their legends, but you want to get you want to get close to like hear the singer better. You want to see the fingering of the guitar. You want to get to the close of the instruments. Right. But but the DJ, as talented as he may be, he's just pushing buttons on an iPad and sliding some lobs

and lovers. There's no benefit to getting closer. It's much right past right. He may or may not even be playing a prerecorded mix and just hitting the play button. I don't see the fascination and getting closer to him. Explain that to me. Okay, So so there in lies the problem, right, if you think about this, they I'm thinking they may be just playing an MP three, you know, especially if they've got a video show that goes along with their set, because the two have to be coordinated.

There's no way he could be mixing on the fly and someone in the background, uh you know who's on the video screens catching up with him. Everything is perfectly sinc and coordinated, which is why it really is at this point, someone just running. They press one button when they start in the whole thing, the whole set rolls. Now. He may make it a little bit louder. He may make the basse louder at some point, But the actual mixes, No, I'm not saying all of them. There's not a light show,

like who do we see who's Kevin Calvin Harris. We saw him at one one of the I Heart Radio music festivals. I think they had like robots and uh, springy fake arms shooting out of him. That was all time to the music. You can't you can't do that on the fly, so correct. Yes, they probably have a pre which most likely have a prerecorded mix, and they

are all they're doing is theatrics. What the equivalent of Britney Spears did her entire career where she into that microphone on her face was right, that was off onto her you know her face, Mike. Uh, that is the equivalent of what DJs, These modern DJs do today in these clubs. They they jump around a lot, they do press buttons and faders. Pain. They may be bringing they may be bringing a little up, a little bit of

the base as you just said. They may be doing some accents and things, but as far as mixing the songs beat for beat and going beat matching and going to the next one, they have not. They might have to listen this software that will time the they will show the lights and the flash with the music. I get that, but there's no way to know if he's mixing live or not. There's not trying to but the worst disparage Z I'm saying in general, I don't understand

we've got a topic by getting close. I gotta stand close to the guy. The excitement of it and and one of the things that have been lost in the the modern DJ superstar the superstar DJs, these world renowned guys that come out and play these residencies in vege and like fucking you know, wherever you're going all around the world. These guys go from day to day. The differences between those dudes and the old school where people just to hire a DJ for whatever is the people.

The old school DJ's were about the dancing on the dance floor, so they wanted to the dance floor was the main focus, and people focusing on each other and hanging out with each other was the focus. With these dudes, it's more of everyone's stand face forward and jump up and down with the music and stare at the DJ all night. Who's who may or may not be mixing live.

He's just he was doing these you know, jumping up and down acrobatics and pretending to go along with it, and you know, putting his hand cupping over his earphone with one hand and then you know, doing some business with his fingers with his other hand. That is exactly it. And and it's said because we've lost we've lost the art of you know, the nightclub when those particular superstars are on the stage. Absolutely all right, we got some soundclips and I want to do some a little bit

of grammar police, so you want to do the sound clips. Well, I think there was more to that. I just you just said something. I just wanted No, no, you didn't do anything wrong. I just wanted to know what the fascination is. We're getting up close to the guy faking mixing or at least mixing, but like he's just sliding some level. Well as talented as that is, no, no disrespect is zed well in the studio, he's produced some major hits with like Alessia Kara, with some other artists.

But yes, but yes, but yeah. But at the same time, not only that, there was that other dynamic of old school where there's a no name on stage, people just they're feeling the music and then dancing themselves. They when a superstars on stage like that, they tend to stand and watch. So they paid all that money for now. But you can't see him doing it like a guitar. You can see him playing guitar, right, you can't see him up on the thing. You can't see his hands.

You just see his arm is moving a little bit. All right. What you got skier porn for me? Yes? I do? Okay? So where are we at? Oh my god? Where I'm like just trying to figure some you got your eighteen million dollar or a sound system there? I think we gotta I think we gotta take one more a little Uh no, don't do that. Talk about then we do the sound Yes, yes we are, okay, I promise, I promise. I know what I'm doing. I know. So we're gonna grammar police also, yes, that's wow. Just follow

my lead sometimes what what up to the front? Follow my nose? It always no, because we were on we're on a clock, so we have to do alright, alright, alright, alright, So the Olympics is going on now, the Winter Olympics, and uh in China. All right, so uh, this is a skier Now they've got some new fangled moves apparently that I was not aware of in the U in

one of the jumps, one of the jump events. So listen to the move was being described, and tell me it doesn't sound like either a porno movie or Nicki Minaj Song's a massive triple cork with that nose butter. Very bitch chump there for Henry. Nose butter, a triple cork which sounds like, you know, four people, right, one woman and three guys, the triple cork and nose butter. This is a massive triple cork with that nose butter.

Very bit chump there for Henry. Where on your porn hob you go looking for the triple cork with nose butter. Now before you tweet me, h you went out there party? Hold on, what happens? Hold on? Uh? He's got his internal mic gone. I gotta love this technical difficulties. Yeah, how's my equipment holding holding up? I think pretty well? You know what? I kicked the cable? Of course you did. You knocked it out. You sucked yourself. I'm not even gonna edit this. Can you hear me out? It's a calamity.

I love it. We're a fucking disaster. We are hearing we're a dumpster fire. Yes, I hear you. And he's gone and he's bad. I'm back now. I kicked the cable. Look, I told you, I'm not in my usual setup kick the cable. I kicked the cable. So the cable is and I moved the cable of South Park reference. Alright, okay, okay, So now this listen, this is a little bit of a longer clip. I want you to hear the stretch that this woman announcing the opening ceremonies is going for.

It may be one of the dumbest stretches I've heard in sports. She's talking about the country of Georgia, former part of it, I believe the Soviet Union. Right, She's talking about the country of Georgia. Listen to her talk about sports and how she ties it all together, and then tell me you wouldn't want to break your television set. The nation of Georgia has competed in every Olympic Games

since and we'll do so again here in Beijing. Nine athletes. Now, it's ourn forty medals in the summer Olympics, done very well, but never meddled in winter. That Mike, I just keep leaking. You know, the Atlanta Braves won the World Series the University of Georgia with the college group on national title. Couldn't this be Georgia's year? God, different Georgia be just a thought, then it will sweet, So Georgia on your mind.

Oh my god. She can't help but think that the Atlanta Braves, who play in America's state of Georgia and where the Georgia college team won the championship, that somehow that will bring luck to the country of Georgia. And they're playing Georgia on my mind. They're playing Georgia on my mind, which is nothing to do with the country to Georgia. But it's just so stupid, stupid. One has

nothing to do with the other. Well, because the Atlanta Braves who play in Georgia and the Georgia college football team they won. I can't help I can't help it. I can't, she says. I can't help but think maybe this is the year for Georgia. They haven't won a Winter Olympics in forty years, a medal in forty years. But because America's two sports teams that have nothing to do Georgia, and by the way, on the other side of the planet. So and so give answering me that scary.

Did she come up with that on her own or did some ship head in the back right that for her, Like I've got a great idea, you can say that the latter, and she's just this is this is an example. This is an example of of anchor. Man, you just read what's on the read. What's she's reading's just talking head reading what's in front of her. If she, by the way, with probably without any jurisdiction in the matter, she probably didn't get to say ahead of time. No,

I don't want to say that. That's gonna make me look stupid. I thought was clever. She thought that was this was done by the writers. I don't have no part. That's pretty bad, all right. Um, I got to two clips that relate to butts. Do you have the butt clip? Yes? I don't. I don't know what she was talking about on a cable news channel, but but listen to the clip. So what you're saying, because I hear the butt and

so I want to pull it out of you? Yeah? Okay, Now I'm saying because I hear the butt and so I want to pull it out of you. So apparently he had said, like, you know, like he was hedging about something. So she was implying, like I hear there's a butt somewhere in that sentence, right, like right here, I want to pull it out. It didn't sound right, Okay, So the next clip is West Virginia Governor Jim Justice, who, by the way, is a character and a half. He

is a straight shooting, straight talking guy. Um. He says what's on his mind, and uh, whether you agree with him politically or not is irrelevant. He is just funny as shit. So somebody made a comment about him or his politics he didn't like. So he held up his bulldog in a in a in some kind of meeting and said to this person, right, you can kiss my dog's ass. And he held up the dog and it

held up the dog's ass. Right. The woman newscaster makes a a an ass pun, right, and then the guy on the newscaster follows it up with a comment that he didn't realize was just as bad. Play the clip and you'll see what he says, and you understand why it's even worse. Kiss her, heinie right now, the newscasters, But there is a backstory if you'll allow this. So she says, there's a backstory, and she does that look like I'm making a backside joke. And then he tries

to be funny and goes, rim shot. But I'm sorry, rim shot is worse to say about an ass than anything. Am I wrong? Oh? Scary? You see what I'm saying? He said, rim shot? But he he also made an ass joke without realizing it. He said, see what I'm saying. You don't see what I'm saying. Do you really want to end on that? Don't end on that? All right? Can we play one more clip. Let's go to the police. Let's just do that. Fuck me police, alright. On that note,

gund police police. So Danielle Marie, my guess is she works in a school or she's a she's a teacher. I don't know what her job is. But she says there's a problem with the sign. So there's a They opened up across the street from her, a convenience store, an exotic paraphernalia store. So they sell sex toys right across from the school. And next to the sex toy shop across from the school is a tat Pauler. This

is a rough neighborhood. Oh my god, so she wrote, not only did they open this ship right in front of my school, but they can't even spell, so they wrote convenience and Exotic Convenience c O N V I E N E C canvy and set a bad precedent for the kids, right right? Never mind? What else is one of the stores there looking at the window selling sex toys in the window and is a big sign with red letters. All it says is a t M. Now a t M and porn means something completely different.

So I don't know if that's an ut telemachine or not. Oh, I don't want to say that. We have a podcast. We have a podcast. Brandy Rotkowski sent in a Grammar Police a couple of weeks ago. I'm just getting to it now. I just couldn't help it. This has been driving me nuts for days. David Brody, I need to know, Um does this mean they woke up? And the article in the newspaper says, according to the hospital, this person did not call nine one or seek medical treatment after

he began to vomit and lost unconsciousness. So they want to know if they lost unconsciousness they wake up, they must have woken up before they vomited, because you can't vomit when you're unconscious. Well, you also can't lose unconsciousness. You lose unconsciousness, right, So that was a grand police thank you, Brandy. And last, but not least, somebody texted me today we have a lot of funny voicemails a

lot as one word. So I wrote back a lot as one word, question mark, like, how could you write that? And they wrote back, yep seven that, by the way, that came from me. You asked, it came from scary Jones wrote you. You didn't hear what I said. You wrote we have a lot of voicemails a l O T one word and it's all capitalized, which means you typed it, not voice texted it. You typed a l O T. I meant to put a space there. Yes, a lot, A lot is two words. It's a lot,

that's right. But you spelled it as one word, which we've talked about. I know that though, but I didn't realize I typed it as one word in the time. And then when I wrote back a l O T question mark, you didn't question me. You just answered it. Seven grammar police on Scary Jones. Now, can I ask

one more question before we leave? Yeah, Scary and I have been talking with the weather getting nicer, the summer's coming before you know it, and we've talked about offering possibly a Brooklyn Boys bikini Yes, with my name on one bikini cup and Scary's name on the other bikini cup. That would be breast, left breast, right breast, right well on, but it would be on the top of mcken, not on your actual breast. That would be right, It would be the So my question is, since we always debate

which goes first, Brody Scary scary Brody? If you were buying it, would you want people to see Brody on your right breast and Scary in your left breast as they look at you or would you rather see it as you look down Brody on your left breast and scaring your right breast. You can't have it both ways? Well you can't, you well, you certainly can't. You could. It's upside down, but you know it. So we're gonna

sell two versions of it, not I don't know. So what what I'm saying is, do you want it to be brody and scary for people looking at your boobs. I want to I want to be on the crotch your own. I want to be No, I want to be uh yeah, on the on the bikini bottoms. So you want to beat now you want to be on the back side? You want front back seas Oh so okay, So then that's question to the bottom. Do you want the brody in the front in the back? I think

that's a better question. Is what depends on which you're walking. Do you want to look down and see Brodie's name on your crotch or scary? I think I think you should be on the butt because you're an asshole. Oh I want to cost anything? Call us at two on eight f sevent What would you want to look at? Brock Boys Brock Brock Boys, BA