#203: GIVE ME MY TWO DOLLARS!!!

Why not? Do you know my boys can barely handle the one? Oh? Come on, what are you trys? I'm sitting in my basement. I'm freezing right now. Don't you have any heat? Not in the basement. Why not? Because you make me turn off the heat, remember, because it makes too much noise in the A lot of noise, A lot of noise. You should have an h VAC system like I do. Okay, you mean I should move into an apartment with one bathroom in one bedroom, sound system built into the You save a lot of money

that way. I'm sure there's HVAC systems and houses. I just don't have one. My house has heat that comes to the vents. Old school. So the unit that heats the house is in the basement. I don't you know, I don't know what was going on with my car, but I hadn't turned the heat on in a while, and all of a sudden, it just smelled like a roasting something. It was like coming out of the vents. It's like, wow, talk about a musty uh smell. Well,

I guess stuff builds up, you know. The people say it could be dried dried leaves, um, you know, other you know, just awful dustiness or maybe even a mouse. They say that sometimes rodents get stuck in your engine or whatever and they come through the vents. I guess that can happen. Sure. Well you know, um, I heard a scream in my house, uh a couple of weeks ago. So uh, we have um a bathroom upstairs on the top floor. It's a split level house, so it's not

like it's a big house. It's different levels. And on the top level is my where my kid's bedrooms are, and they have a bathroom that to that. Like we we we put an addition on the house that has a bathroom for them. And one of one of my daughters is in Europe, studying for her masters, and one of my daughters is away at college. And one of

my daughters doesn't like that bathroom. She likes to use the bathroom in the in the master bedroom, right in our in our room, because it's it's a it's a walk in again, not fancy, it just is a walk Second, she uses the bathroom in the master bedroom. Yeah, I did. That room is off limits. Well, I don't use that bathroom because I used the bathroom in the hallway of the bedrooms because I get up so early, so I use.

I feel like the whole thing is backwards. I it does. Yeah, I have whatever, So because I can't get I can't I wake everybody up for going. It doesn't matter. So really, my middle kid is the only one that uses the bathroom upstairs. Well, she was away at college, you know, since I mean, she hasn't really used that since September she was home. But whatever, it's been a couple of shouldn't it. This shouldn't have happened in a few months

that she's been away. But when she went to shower, I guess the water had like sat for a while. And I oh, also because of the backup we had in the when the plumbing and everything, the water must have backed up and it came out black. Oh does she run it first though? Before she gets did she did? She wasn't under the water she was putting. She turned the water onto, like adjusted the temperature, and the water came out black, like in a horror movie, like like

picture was like soot. Black water coming out. It was like it was like it was like oil, like we had struck oil in the house. I know some people will just go into the shower, just turn the water on after most people don't remember a long time ago, I learned my lesson with that. Remember when y but he used to live with me. He used to play pranks on me. So one day, when I wasn't looking, he unscrewed my shower head, put some bully on cubes in there, which is used to make soup, screwed it

back on, and then waited patiently. And then I was of the habit of you know, because the water always comes on perfectly every time, and I'm always in a rush. Yeah, exactly. Well, I turned the water on while I was in it, and all of a sudden, this like beef soup started or chicken noodle soup started coming out of my fucking spigott or the whatever you call that thing, the spout, the spouse, the fosse, the shower heads, shower. Yeah, I

called it a spigott. You call it a spigott. No, a spiggott is like the side of your house where you get water from. Fast spigot sounds like a filthy word. Sounds like as you banned it should be. Yeah, the dude, you don't use that word. I liked what you say. One at one time when I wasn't looking as if they were like if you were looking, and he did it. Yeah, I was looking and he had the bull you on Cuban, and I forgot right this one time. I wasn't looking

at this one time. It wasn't one time. Yeah. Yeah, so gross stuff that comes out of your pipes and stuff. But you know, I don't know how you lived with him to begin with because he's unusual character. Well yeah, I you know me, I have a long fuse. Uh yeah, joking exactly. There you go, there's the joke. So Andy Elvis referenced today on the Fifty Minute Morning Show podcast, today being January two, Wait, what did I miss? What?

What did he referenced nothing about my long long fue. Yes, yes, because not your long fusees, because you don't have one, because I've seen it. But um, you were trying to lift your leg up to show flexible you are, and you were saying how Sam's trainer said you're flexible, and you said, yeah, I'm really flexible for uh, for someone of my of my stature. Uh. And and so that's

when I said, I said, uh, yeah, you're flexible. You try to st your own d You didn't hear me said that you slipped one in there on me your past, and I didn't even hear that one. Yeah, I got people, people hear it. You just sit on you just sit on the couch there and do plumbing plumbing problems with David Brodie. That's right. My new podcast Plumbing problems probably listening plumbing problems. There's an ask for every chair. I guarantee that would get listeners. I mean, there's a podcast

for everything. People are listening to this bullshit. Yeah, although we we don't specify in anything other than in basilic em basilic uh behavior in basilic behavior, in basilic episodic behavior, in basilic episodic Yeah, I like that. But but but if you think about it, Brodie, you know, there are a lot of topics out there for for podcasts. If you could think of it, there's a podcast that specialized is

in it. We don't really specialize, if I'm being honest, We don't specialize in in a specific It's not like car chat, you know. But there are there are things that are dedicated just to aliens, just to us. Just like I keep thinking we should either change the title or just start talking about a true crime and murder well because those are the ones that get the most

listened apparently. Yeah, like the Brooklyn Boys Talk Murder. We had like an offshoot podcast or once a month the Brooklyn Boys we give our take on a murder case. And it's more like, you know, what was that? What was the fucking idiot doing out on the street that late at night? You know, like I would take as Brooklyn guys, you know, oh that guy, he probably saw something shouldn't have seen. Maybe he said something you shouldn't have said. What are you slam the victim victim blaming

podcast victim blaming? Why? Why why was she in that dress? I want to know why people carrying that much money on him, they hear me on for a second. Why do people love that so much? I mean those are the top podcast to top top listeners. We you know, if you ever look at the tops of the you know, Spotify, I Heart Playlists, Apple, whatever it is, they always are

these these crime, true crime spoken word podcasts. And I always thought that that's a medium that you have to see, you know, reenactments of murder scenes or people just like them because they're similar to ghost studio shows, like creepy old radio shows like ghost stories. Yeah, yeah, I understand why people like it. I'm just saying we should start doing it, that's all. Yeah, speaking of the charts, scary.

Speaking of doing it, I'm like, uh, we get an email weekly for all of our podcasts through the iHeart Media Empire, and so Brooklyn Boys, we moved up three spots. We are now number on Apple podcasts. Yeah, we are number one six. Yeah, tell me the country for comedy podcasts and in in Uruguay Uruguay, I think it's Uruguay. You're Uguay, No, you're you go, You're Aguay. I go mine. Yeah, you know, you know, you're a You're a big fucking Guay. That's what you are you're excuse me, but sad news

slices sad news where we following off the charts. We are down two spots to number two oh eight in Honduras. I gotta believe. I think you said something that must have offended from Oh my god, you're fleming. Oh you're also cutting a cough. You're also cutting in and out? Am I? Yeah, but you're good now, I guess at the moment. Well, let me let me check the old the WiFi. Make sure I'm on the on the good one. You make sure you're the guy. I don't think so.

I think you're on the ship one. Now I'm on the good one. Thanks face. Okay, uh so listen, we got a couple of voicemails, only a couple that I wanted to play for later on, or we can play him right now if you want right up front. Also, do you have that commercial I sent you three times? I asked you to load through for like a month now. They said it was an email. Well, if you asked me three times, I didn't put it in. What makes you think I would have it down? But do you

have it now? I don't think I do. I don't know what you talking about? You know the worst I sent it to you. I said, hey, look out for that audio. I send you an email? Maybe not all right? Slice? Is that tually you to know which one of his kids about you? Wait a second, hold on it, Dick, I think I loaded it. This is the the one that Scotty sent me then I sent you Send it again.

I'll play it right from I have it my phone connected to my bluetooth, so we could we could play it right over the Oh, so I have to I have to find the send me, send me an email, send you it? Oh, send me an email? Right? Are you're doing? Send me an angel? So? Are you doing? Real life? Old school eighties nineties song? Please load for book? Brooklyn boys, I send it. The last time I sent it to you was January t all right, I'm gonna send it then I'll have it then January tent. I'll

just look, but you should just look. I'm gonna send again because apparently what you gotta fix this echo what I don't hear it? Delayer is an echoy delayed you delayed? Guarantee yes, because I hear me coming back in your headphones, and it's coming back so late like that. All right, we're gonna fix that and come right back scary and rody. Alright, I think we're fixed now. Okay, do you have the audio email? Yeah? I got it. Okay, So I'm gonna

try to explain this commercial. They took the name of the was it the company name, and then they made every word they said rhyme with the company name or something. It's just the worst. They're not a sponsor of ours. The worst commercial I've heard in a while, except the new shop right commercial does similar. We should probably get that for next week. Have you heard that? Yes, the can can commercial? Yes, that one. And then there's another

commercial that's really annoying. It's like, who's got the sauce? That's from the sauce. She's got the sauce, They got the sauce. Yeah, that's a bounty paper towel commercial talking about the sauce. He got the sauce. No, it's who made the sauce. That's a song, is it really? Yeah? It's a song by n A I with some dots over at k A called sauce. Let me see if I could play here on my computer? Who's got the sauce? Hey?

Hold on? So so there's a whole like this part right here, the actual rhythmic song who Knew by a very attractive woman with long hair. I don't want to mistake. So many say she's of an ethnicity. I can't determine. Why do they put so so? Wait? But Bounty picked that up as like someone spilled sauce. Is that right? It's something it's the Bounty commercialists, if I remember correctly, it's like it's just it picks up sauce. I don't know, it's like they try to make some kind of important point.

But it's a real song because I looked up where is that from? And it's a Nika Nike is her name? I don't know. Anyway, it's got two million views since March of last year, and I don't I don't know how that works into the lyrics of the rest of the song. I could look it up. Yeah, but that's what that is. But I'll tell you one thing. We should play that too. Yeah, but we're talking about him.

So obviously these are successful ad campaigns because things like the shop right can Cant song and the Sauce song and Shop Right song the Can't Can't So the songs do that dot that that that you can't can't dance with my larger point pick up their dresses and they do, yes, yes, But the point they do a sale on can vegetables hand goods, right and they so they used to do the can can song. Then they took it away and people got upset because they after like forty years, they

got rid of it. And now the commercial is they double everything that rhymes the word can. Oh, I have a planed plan to drive my van van down to the store to get can cans and oh yeah, man man. But again we are they're sitting here talking about it, so obviously these are good campaigns. Check. Yeah, they listen, but it's top of mind. I mean, okay, shop right there you go. We'll give you that one. The bounty commercial.

I recalled it just from the name. I mean, as annoying as it is, I couldn't have told you the product. And I hate that commercial everything, And we're about to play one right now that also does something really any what's the product? What's the client? You know? I don't either. I don't either. Well then maybe it's not an effective marketing campaign. Right, So if you guys have heard this commercial, before on the radio in the morning or whatever, and

you hate it. We apologize now. But the point is someone got paid a lot of money to come up with this, and some woman is telling people how she's in this commercial and they hired hard to have the most annoying voice. Okay, here we go here here it is as this ever, I'll hop into you. Oh no, this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that sounds Spaha millier. We're AH and AH attorneys at La HA and we

jack to subpar sparkling water. Every kind of AH features a two and one flaw hover like lime and what hotter melon? Because we never settle, we spa hardal So just say those mahagic words. Canna get in Ah. Well, Brodie, I've never heard of it before, but I mean I've heard the commercial, but I will say I think the I think the product is AHA water, a h A water or something like that, sparkling water, which, by the way, ah faut water or for hot for hot water, for

hot water, for heart water. Thank you. The problem with the commercial, in my mind not only is the commercial, but played again and listen how long it takes before they say the name of the product, so you understand what they're doing. And first time I heard this commercial, by the way, I will tell you, I thought it was a parody commercial done from your your comedian, that it was a joke. I thought it was a joke

spoof spoof commercial. Yeah, so what it's okay? If they had said, uh, and now a word about AHA water, okay, And by the way, this is not some secretive ad that we're doing that, we're no, this is not this is not a planted commercial. This is just bullshit they had said, and now a word from the attorneys of Aha sparkling Water. Then you go, okay, they're doing an Aha thing. But listen how long it takes? Well, you're going,

why are they doing that to establish it? Did they get hit in the head or kicked by a mule? What's going on? As this ever, I'll hop into you. Oh no, this sparkling water is practically flavorless. If that sounds Baha Mili and attorneys at La Hall and were jack to subpar sparkling water. Every can of AH features a two and one flahaver like lime and what hotter melon?

Because at ah And we never settled. First of all, we after the twelfth one talked about a can of AH by the way, they set up sparkling water in the very beginning, so but they didn't say it was AH sparkling water. So they made the AHA verbage. But about a dozen times before they tell you what they're doing. In this case, normally I'd say yes, that would be bad for the commercial, But in this case, Bertie, I

do think that it gets the point across. And I think that I hate you well, I agree, agree to disagree, but I like that commercial. You hate it. I hate it, but I hate to love it BC. But now I'm gonna remember AHA sparkling water. And we're not even you're gonna remember because we talked about it on the podcast the Ba Baja podcast the podcast the podcast. No I I remember. I'm gonna remember it because it's so fucking annoying. But I think it does the job. I think it works.

I do think you know what it is. I think you know the product from being drilled into your head because I think I think a million times. No, I think the average person is going to tune it out and not even listen to what the product is. They're just gonna go, oh, it's like the cars for Kids thing. We all know cars for Kids because it's the most annoying jingle and ever ever written. But I won't donate my car to them. I'm not going to encourage them in that jingle. I'm not gonna do Nope, why not.

I donated a car once. I didn't give it to them. Wow, So you you did it to spite them because of the bad commercial. I didn't spite them. I didn't just give up my car and go like, oh funk them, I'll give it to somebody else. I just was like, looking at list of place a second doing in my car, I'm like, you know what, I'm not giving it to them. Wow. Wow, all right. I'm sure they do good work, but I can't encourage that jingle. So we got a couple of voicemails.

Feel free, by the way, don't be shy. The phone number call our hotline at two one eight F you ape. That's two one eight F you s now. You may not understand the letters to UH number conversion, but that would be two eight three. Well. Some people don't know, but they don't know how to use it. They don't know how to understand. They don't know what it means to put the letters in the numbers together like that, Well,

I'm gonna give you the number. I'm gonna bee letters are on your phone three eight two h h T two three seven seven. We talked about this on the podcast a long time ago. How when you you give out the words like it's it's for like radio and TV ads, it's easier to remember, right, you just give out like younger people don't use the digits on the phone. They don't even realize there are letters under the numbers. That's how some people are. I guarantee you that my

you know, my nephews don't know. This is like when we had our moms on and we said they didn't know what w tf men, I kids when your friends with kids about like five year olds, My kids no letters? I think if if Mike they know. But they don't know that there are letters on the phone pad. They just see they see numbers. They don't see the letters underneath them. They're invisible to people. I don't think they're invisible. Okay, some people don't know. They don't know that there are

numbers there. There are letters under the numbers on a phone pad. That's all anyway, our phone numbers two on eight seventy seven. We have a couple of voicemails that want to play. This guy decided to do too because he didn't think the first one went through. But uh, they're both pretty funny. I guess this is Uh, both of them were encouraging the Well no, well this is the area code seven one seven, he's already got cut off. That's your that's your Lancaster area, like Lancaster, Lancaster. Our

friends at FT story. I'm a truck driver d for Giants through stores early right now and Virginia and uh yeah that commercial bullshit, just say, you know, want the show, but a big show. Wait if what commercials you referencing? Oh oh he's still Carson, He's still going. So then he calls back, he's I'll tell you, I'll tell you

what he's referenced in a second. Here Harry Brodie Brodie Scary Corey from Carlisle, driving from Giant food stores currently got in Virginia and uh, I just wanted to say maybe you guys, uh you see and uh yeah, that's truck driver. H that's bullshit. You're a real truck driver on there. Let him do it. Right anyway, I love you guys, and uh got a shout out here. Yeah, he did it. I was asking for one of those. I was asking for one of those on the f

you age seventy seven, and he did it. We were talking about the commercial we played last week, right, the actor playing a truck driver. So the way, this guy's a fucking truck driver. Well, so you said, you said, this guy is a sounding a truck driver. So I said, what does the truck driver sound like? You said, I don't know if anybody right, And well, I'll tell you a Corey sounds like a truck That's what I was gonna say, Corey from Carll Pennsylvania, Brodie, That's what a

druck truck driver sounds like. So I suggested to Elvis,

I'm gonna look. I sent it to him through email, so I'm gonna take take give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't read it yet, but I gave him an idea for a game for the for the Big Show the others straight in Morning show to play to play truck driver and no truck driver with scary and have people call in who are truck drivers or who sound they think they sound like truck drivers aren't truck drivers men and women and try and fool me and try to fool you, and I have identified

its fawn right. In other words, somebody calls up he goes, yeah, come on, and and you're like that's truck driver and you're like, no, I'm gonna count. You're like, ah fuck. I thought it'd be a great game. So it is a great get to respond to my email. So I'm going to assume he would love it had he read the email. Had he read the email as opposed to he read the email and didn't like it, I'm gonna assume he would love a game like that. Okay, And

he listens to this podcast religiously. Oh yeah, you know, Elvis, he doesn't miss an episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast. That's that's right, which he uh, which he I think he he bought the merch last week at the Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. We'll switch arou Here comes er. Oh and that's the only one. Other one do we have for today? Okay? This is and scary. It's Ryan from Connecticut. I guess he caught off the broke and scary.

It's Ryan from Connecticut. Listen rule number one of correct him people. I don't need to tell you what it is. The Hyundai two sound much like the city in Arizona. It's spelled tu c s O N. Well, the pronunciation is right, you're wrong, scary. It's the music. Brodie is wrong. We don't have the jingle here. So he's trying to challenge you. Prodie when you're talking last week about the Hundai Tucson, right, you you what I said that we

were talking about. We were talking about the Hundai tuoson, weren't we h I wonder what it was that I he's telling you. He's calling you out for being wrong. You said something on this podcast he's disagreeing with. So I said, the guy was pronouncing a tucks In right when he called me right, and that spelling would be t U C s O N. That's what he's calling it, a Tucson, right, And I said it's a Tucson. Now.

I think, I think because everything you know, we don't remember much, I think I want I once I said he said that he thought I said Tuscan, and he said, no, I'm not saying Tuscan. I'm saying tucks in right, and I think in telling that story, I may have spelled it Tuscany, have spelled it wrong because I was saying that. He thought I said Tuscan right, but I know it's with a sea, and I know at one point I spelled it right. So I think I spelled it both

both ways. But that's why I spelled it wrong, because I was telling the story and I think it I brain farted, So sorry about that. You are right, I gotta be correct when you correct people. I do love that he knows rule number one. Yes, great, Yeah, he doesn't have to say it. And then he's telling me to hit the music on you like the jingle which I should bring here. Yeah. Really, of all the jingles you haven't brought up, that's the first that anyone priority. Yeah,

you know. And so speaking of correcting people, I tried to help someone, but I tried to help someone in a very cocky way. Uh and uh so we'll figure that out in a second. We'll do that and be a good samaritan. Sometimes it doesn't. When sometimes you get on your face, you can always leave us a voicemail like they did. Uh to one eight, f you a seventy seven and if it's great well or marginal at best, we'll play it back on this podcast. By the way,

where are all the people that tweet constantly? We have some major slices. I don't hear voicemails from them. Well, they're all keyboard. I'm not gonna start calling them out, but they know who they are. They're all they're all there. They love to get behind the keyboard and type, and that's fine. But I would like that humor that you have on Twitter, Oh the d ms on Insta, let's

hear you. Okay. So I'm driving in the parking lot of the shopping mall and by the way, scary you know, I get my hair cut by a woman who works in a haircut place in a in a well in a in a shopping mall. Yes, right, and and uh, you and Greg T went there back in the day,

back in the days. Yes, yes, yes. So it's like it's like, I don't know how long we've been going there, so uh, sixteen years, seventeen years I've been going there, and you and Gregg T used to go there, she says, Hi, by the way, always asks about about you guys more you than Greg, but she does ask about you. I was your favorite second favor. I know you did. Yeah, so do we have that conversation. How so the hair cut back in the day, I think it was like

a twelve dollar haircut. How far back in the day you want to go, Well, well, when I started, I think it was a twelve dollar haircut. Now women right now going what twelve dollars? What it's the guy haircut? You like? Snip sip sip. Oh god, I think it's twenty two. It just went up. It was. It was for the longest time. It was fifteen, there was eighteen. It just went up from eighteen to twenty two. Like, wow, that's a big jump. Went up a twenty you go

from eighteen and twenty two. No, because they want to make sure that you have to break the twenties. So you give him change. Yeah, you have to go up by I gotta talk about change a little bit anyway. So, uh see, it's if it's twenty dollars, then you just give him a twenty and then oh, I don't have

any more money for a tip. But if it's twenty two, now you're forced to give him at least thirty and then they're hopefully that you're going to give them the eight twelve doll those scary used to give ten bucks ten bucks on twelve, and I used to give five bucks on twelve because I'm like, that's like almost a fifty percent tip. Five bucks on twelve. That was definitely wow. And now that I think about it, those haircuts were

pretty cheap. Yeah, considering I didn't know this, and then after to go in there for like a couple of years, it was like, oh, yeah, I always give her ten bucks, like your son of a bit, you're making me look at cheap bastards. How much to give it for the holidays? And You're like, oh, I give her like fifty bucks. I'm like, what it's like buying her a gift. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Well, I decided to give her my business and I pay her wherever I go.

I now give her ten dollars on the twenty two I do. I Okay, So you went up from five dollars. I went up from the five because the price went up from twelve to twenty two after over so many anyway, So I'm like, a haircut is about what four forty, you take ten percent and you double it. That's a great way to figure out the tip. Now you've doubled tipto, which is when the restaurant I you want to give you take ten percent, which is you just drop off

a decimal point, like, oh, what's the tip on thirty? Well, it's very impressed. I love her anyway. So I'm in the parking lot getting my haircut. Will go driving to get my I'm looking for a spot and I see two women. I want to say they are fifty or sixty maybe the one of them actually one of them look like you're in her forties. One looks like you're in the sixties from what I could tell driving around. Because I'm driving around looking for a spot, and I

see these two women next to an suv. The back is up on the suv and they're they're pulling and pushing and pulling and pushing on a stroller. M hm, and and so then one of the kids in the car seat in the car and they are fighting with the stroller. So I drive around for a spot and I come back and I'm still fighting with the stroller. So I'm like, how can you're not how to open your own stroller. That seems odd. And besides, most strollers have a quick release. You just squeeze the thing and

it pops open. We had a stroller so my kids, you know, one of them, the second ones in college. So guy, we had strollers at least eighteen years ago. So it's not like new technology when we had the strollers, right, it's been a while. We had a stroller. In the middle of the top part where the cup holders are,

there was a red handle. I think Grego made it, and you'd squeeze the red handle with one hand and the whole thing would go and collapse and click and done, and you lifted it up, put in the car, and when you get out of the car, you put it on the ground. Clip pull, pull the handle and it popped up. So I imagine the technology is better now than that, right, you would think. So I find the

spot further away than the stroller people. And they've been at this now for six seven minutes at least, because I've looped around. It's not a big parking lot, but I've looped around. So I got out of the car and I'm like, you know, I got my cape on, you know, my red cape okay, able to leap tall buildings in a single bound and you know the music? Did you jump it? Did you jump into action? I had my hands on my hip, you know, right? Why did jewish? Part's not necessary here, it's not related to

the story. But still I didn't try to buy it from them at a discount. So okay, should I say, ladies, you seem to be having a problem. Can I help you? Oh, we can't get us something. Thinking to myself, I'm thinking of myself, can I help you? Ladies? You're dumb best that you can't open your own strollers? What I'm saying right in my head. But to my I'm like, ladies, what I could help you? They said, we can't open the stroller and the kids in the car, and uh, we got to get in the mall and we can't

open the stroller. Not problems, it's probably just stuck. I'll take care of that for you. So I go with a stroller and I'm looking for the quick release handle. No quick release handle. So I go over to the hinges. I look for the quick release hinges out is it? Is it a stroller that you had ever seen before or a model? It was a name brand. I don't I don't remember it was it was. I'm wondering if maybe you had experience with said stroller. No, because because

it was newer than the brody era of kids strollers. Yeah, so then I'm looking for the quick release foot pedal like that would go across the back wheels, because you know, we've had a bunch of strollers. I know where all the releases are a bug a boo, bugaboo. No, it was not a bug was a McLaren. It was not. These were not McLaren people. And for those of you don't have kids, McLaren is like the BMW of your strollers. Also a great car with the winged uh opening doors.

But continue, Yeah, McLaren was always the one. You go, oh, like you'd registered by the McLaren. Were hope and Elvis would buy us the McLaren but he did not. Alvis was generous, but he didn't buy them, like he got other stuff for us back in the day, but he didn't get them. We wanted the McLaren. McLarens. When you go to babies our roster bye bye baby, which everyone's still open. You oh the great and the bugaboo and

the McLaren laren. I don't know if the McLaren has less money now, but back in the day it was like more money and it was fancy. You could tell it was not like it wasn't just the name, you know, and like it came with It came with a tuition for the Harvard with it like that's it had, you know. But everybody had to be seen with the McLaren. It came with a nanny. If that gives you any indications to decline with your McLaren outside, you gotta press the neighbor. Look,

it's not Chatt and McLaren. Look at the pushing chat and McLaren look at that. But you know what, we we make fun, We mock. But there are people that do this guaranteed. What make fun of people. Stroller Mafia up and Hollboken. They refused to be seen with a ragged stroller. It has to be one of those top name brand strong must thom must have lost his job. They're pushing there, They're pushing Edgar in a Greg Oh

oh no, I'm going into I'm going into Starbucks. You I'm gonna leave the McLaren out here, you know, I'm gonna look up, what are we talking about. We're talking about strollers. McLaren stroller one, it's got a new model. Okay, so the little McLaren. Oh oh, the Guava Family Crossover, the Cross. Let me see, so that some of the little Umbrella stroller is two forty like the little one when you're just running in. Look at this the Rome Crossover stroller by Guava. Wow, five forty nine. Maybe Guava

is the new McLaren. You know what I'm looking. I had straps when I was a kid. Yeah, you know, I had the one. I had the one with the that looked like two umbrella handles and you know it folds once but no, but it has like barely you know, just for a seat. Right. So the McLaren baby stroller, the Umbrella stroller is like two fifty all right, So I'm looking at but the Guava Uh who did you see chances in the Guava. Oh so I'm trying to help this. Yeah, the Tesla the Guava try it's a

self pushing stroller, self guided. So anyway, there's there's no frills, no brand. So I'm going on the generic. Uh you know, um t J Max. I don't know. I don't even know how to look at that. I think, you know, I have to be honest with you. I think it was great. Go because because I remember going, oh, it's a great I'm not a problem. So I said, I go, ladies, um, I'll fix a fee. And I'm like struggling him. And now I'm embarrassed because I'm going, yeah, give me a second.

And now the kids crying in the car right because because because they're outside with me and he's he's in the car. So I said, just forgive me, ladies, but how do you not how to open up your own stroller? Right? So she says, oh, I'm the I'm the mother, and this is the grandmother. And so they they've taken the baby to the mall for the day because the mom. So the mom must be in the early twenties. I guess I don't know young mom. Because these women didn't

look at all the God bless them. They look good. That's why I thought one of them was the mom. Maybe they had some work done. No, these were not worked on people that they were. They were good people. Not that people have worked on good people. But okay, so I couldn't get the fucking thing open and I'm I'm embarrassed now to go As I took my cape off and I put the c Clark Kent glasses back on, and I couldn't get it open. I'm like, what are

you gonna do? Like, well, we're gonna I said, you know, Um, so I did save the day a little bit. I said, you know, they do rent a little like little buggies, like the little Volkswagen buggies with the handles. You can rent them over by security, I think, if you want. They're like, oh, what a great idea. Okay, So they put the stroller back in the trunk and went and carrying the kid. But I don't know what kind of

stroller this was not opening? Well? Now you know, the mom knows you have to like kick it, pinch it, like it, punch it, slap it up, flip it, run it down right. But I I thought, ladies, let him man and let me. Yeah, I how did that work out for it? It didn't work out for well. I'm like, let the let the father of three open up that stroll of Brody next time. Next time I go to the beach, I'm gonna call you to come over and help me open up my beach chair, your umbrella and

you beach chair. The Tommy Bahama You know that, Remember remember that problem I got the time I got scammed and I got those Tommy Bahama chairs and I needed them, and we talked about it on this podcast. Well now I don't know how to open nor close the fucking Tommy Bahama beach chairs. It's probably the easiest thing in the world. I probably should just sit down and give myself a tutorial once and I'll never forget again. But

I refuse to spend the time to do it. So it's like all cont to put it, especially to fold it back up. I don't know what to do because all the weird angles of it. It's a similar thing like the stroller situation. But anyway, Bahama story for you. If I might, I'll give you my Tommy Bahama story right after this. What would you so? Uh? Tommy Bahama got famous. Among other things, they were known for making

Hawaiian shirts and very loud, obnoxious prints with surfboards. It was the kind of thing you'd wearn't like typical people who went on a cruise. They get like a comfortable time something that no offense that like Guy Fieri on diners, drivings and dives. Would would wear like a shirts like that. Right, So you are not a fan of the Tommy Bahamas shirts. You've made that clear, right, Well, that's pause there. I am a huge fan. Now you don't run my story.

I'm not talking about the shirts. Their umbrellas. No, no, they make amazing beach chairs. It's probably open them. It's the quintessential beach chair that a lot of people is Tommy baham umbrella. The guava of their sold in Walmart. Don't go there, but ahead guys are Walmart, Walmart, don't go there. Don't know. They're what I'm saying, aside from the city when I when I said with slashes the Tommy, go back to the shirts because I know where you're gonna go with this. You don't know where am I

going with it. They're much more fashionable now than they No, no, no, no, no, no, okay, So that's what they are. This was I don't know five years ago, six years ago. We were we were somewhere. I don't know if we were at a restaurant or I don't remember where we were, but but the morning

show was out and somehow the conversation came up. Either somebody in the restaurant or wherever we were must have been wearing one of the louder Tommy Bahama shirts and Elvis or Nate said something like, oh, we're Tming Bahama shirts something like that, and you said, oh, fucking Tommy Bahama shirts. You know the people who were Tommy Bamba shirts. You know, You're like, oh, it's terrible. And then they was like, who would be and you are all like,

you know, Tommy Bahama, Tim Mohammahamma. I was wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt at the time, but we weren't talking about you. It doesn't matter at her I was wearing that. I got it Nordstrom. I spent a lot of money on it. Yeah. I happened to like it because they make up. They make a shirt that has like, you know, the the cuffs you can turn up because the cuffs are have a different pattern. They have different pattern gives them a little bit of different patterns texture shirt. Right,

It was very expensive shirt. It doesn't and on the on the wrist, on the inside of the wrist, it says t B. You wouldn't see it unless you noticed it. Unless you obviously wouldn't notice it. So if you're a Bucks fan, it could be for Tom Brady right, or Tampa Bay right, or the Bucks, so you wouldn't notice it unless you were looking for a word. I meant to say yeah, yeah, but people say t B they mean to Brocu loses. So I then walked around my

my my left wrist down by my leg. The rest know that you guys wouldn't notice I was wearing a Tommy Do you think that Tommy Bahama shame? You know, well you don't. You guys don't have shames. So if you saw you, like Brody was so sorry, you wouldn't wouldn't comment, You're like, Baha, At least it wasn't Peter Millar. Actually, Peter Millar is high end ship. It is high end ship. Speaking of which, for the golf guy, wait before we go there, I got I gotta speaking of which you

can't you can't you talking about you talking about the ull? Continue? No, I don't know where. I don't know where you were gonna say you were gonna go Tommy Bahama Bahama? Are you're not done with your story? You know what? I have to find it now? Speaking of which, Speaking of which, My point was you guys will like make it fun. And I was wearing the shirt. Okay, that's what I was gonna say. Well I need a shirt and to where this weekend? Did I tell you where I'm going? No?

You didn't. You're gonna laugh. I'm saved. I saved it for this podcast. Okay, did I not tell you where I'm going this weekend? Are you going to Vegas? Right? Yeah, but I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to Vegas to see Adele because you know me, the biggest delf. Wow, yeah, you're so hold on this. So anyway, okay, all right, I adore Adele. I don't you know Adele Adore my

idel adore Adele Adele. No, I think she's great. I just you know me in the morning when the show is on, I I like you wake up kind of a wake up song. So yeah, so but but apparently so so. The record label UM asked me to go out there and cover the show. They want me to go out and review the show and then come back

and then talk about it on the radio. Because Adele is starting a tour in Vegas, starting actually in her residency, where she will do two shows a weekend one on Friday, one on Saturday called weekends with Adele starting this weekend January twenty one, twenty second. So they wanted me to be in the house for opening weekends. So I said, so they were taking volunteers. They were like, who wants to be sent out to Vegas for the weekend? And of course, HI, raise my hand. That was me. I

did it. I raised my hand that I got it. Yeah. So yeah, so I do need a shirt because I don't know. Everything I have is just old and borrowed and blue and blue. Are you getting married? So anyway, so you're gonna get to meet her and get get a typical and scary Jones celebrity photograph. In case Scott forbid. She passes away COVID protocol. Man, you know you have to take a COVID test despite being vaccinated. You need to be vaxed and take a PCR that comes up

negative before you enter the venue at Caesar's. Uh or that's what it is for this, this event for something. But it is by the way Record Labels, the people who work at Record Labels, I love that. I'm not saying that happy that we have COVID, but it's so much easier for them and celebrity easy because you go, hey, listen, my daughter is going to see uh such a Jonas Brothers, very styles whoever? Right, and you go, can we h we work out a main grades artist is not doing

me greenvid and shut down the car conversation right away. Right, there's no like you know, doing me a FA. We're booked off. We're trying. We can't. It's it's easy. They go, yeah, covid're not doing anything. COVID. Sorry, we got the code. We got the videt sorry. One of the backup dancer and the elector, the electrical guy who does the wiring up above the speak about did you just say okron

akron whatever the hell it is? Crown. By the way, we had someone on the show this this week who said, omnikron, there's no end. It's killing people. Let's let's, you know, show respect to the virus. By the way, marian because he's a he's a meme again, Marion know he did this on icebox. I have an ice box where my heart used to be. Yes, Mariano, marian is, yeah, I think you're right, yeah, yeah, but did you also do the song with you gotta eat the booty like groceries.

Is that him? But I don't know, I don't think No, that was big on TikTok yah. Well anyway, yeah, so so ever since the Omikron or army whatever you want to call it virus came out an I'm a crown vs. I'm a Kron. Ever since that, happy say, Marian has been like a meme talking about the Omarian memes. So they people are like calling it that. Poor guys, are they really calling it that? Yeah? No, look it's all over. It's on Twitter. There's it Marian memes with Akron. Well

I could see that people getting it whatever whatever. Yeah, anyway, so I I need your shirt for the I don't know in your shirt. Gotta buy a shirt maybe Tommy bahahmat uh Scar. I need you to pull up my theme music. I want to kill this quick story kind of time. Yeah you do? Oh and by yeah yeah we still have you know, we still several minutes. And then I also have something to say, and I got something to say. I killed Joe baby today. That's a

that's a rock song. I didn't kill anybody's baby. N okay, okay, So you guys know my friend, my friend Jeff, I've talked about going out to dinner. A bunch of people met him at that wine and food festival and they're like, oh my god, you're the friend. You're you're You're Brody's friend. Like they all knew him. He's he's famous. Now excuse me, Marian.

So you know when you're friends with people, you know, you throw money at each other, you know, like I'll lend your money, I'll lay out the money for you whatever. So we were we went to see a movie, Oh God, before the pandemic Wave five whatever it is. So, I guess it was mid December, mid December. Is that kind of crows? Uh? That is uh late December. It's crows, isn't it? Like neat Virginia, meat Virginia. No, No, that's meat Virginia that I'm doing late December December. Maybe it

maybe the Counting Crows. Yeah, probably right. Yeah, I guess I'll just take your word for it. What's no, what song is that? It's not late December? It's I think we're confusing two songs in two groups right now. And and well, hey soul sister, who did that song? Hey Son's Train, right train did did They did? They did? Uh late December? Yeah, they did, they did. Soul Sister, the Virginia Crows, the people who did Mr Jones my song.

Mr Jones and Jones and me. I haven't write that never, never, should have people sing it to me at the bar all the time. Anyway. So late December by SEU Space Cowboy whatever. What's that in the canyon? What's that in the canyon? Yeah? Black Crows? Was it? Black Crows? The Black Crows? Now you got the third group involved. What did I say before that? The County Crows. Oh, the Counting Crows. Yes, what are you talking about? Counting Crows? Hold on, let me see. Uh long December, long December.

People were screaming that. They were screaming December, and there's a reason to believe that's it. That one. Sorry I apologize for I'm just gonna go with that. But you know, you hear the song in your head and you're okay. So sometime in mid December, mid December, there you go. I bought movie tickets, right so, and I think I paid something. I laid out money whatever it was. He

brought his he brought his kids. So I bought two tickets for him and one for me, and we went to see, Uh, maybe Spider Man for it, maybe Spurn off the Dark. No, God, let's not talking about that. That was he owed me twenty nine dollars. Okay. So he's like, oh, I owe you twenty dollars, not a problem. So I said, yeah, just mummy, not twenty bucks. Not a problem. And so a couple of weeks go by, uh, and we go off at dinner and we go to

this casual it's like a pub. I have a bar and some booths, and we go to dinner, and you know, I was it was. I was in the third quarter of my eating extra healthy to lose weight. You know, I was doing good, third third quarter, the third quart of my diet, on the third quart of the year. And uh, it was. It's like a rib place known for their ribs, and they have appetizers and soup. It's

it was good, good food. So I'm looking at the menu and I go, yeah, I gonna I want to eat well and I don't want to spend a lot of money. So I had a small salad and then I had I don't know what I had. I think had French onion soup and instead of soda, because soda for me is a trigger. I drink diet soda, diet coke noise, and which is worth well, you know what I've realized, and that this is not thing new science

has proven. This is you drink diet soda because it's not high and sugar and high calories, but your body is expecting the sugar because you tasted it. And then you have an empty, empty feeling in your stomach, like you're hungry, and you're loaded with chemicals like aspartame and things like that and whatever, and it makes your body. It doesn't do that to everybody. For me, it makes me think of food. It makes me hungry when I

drink diet soda. So if I'm already eating and I'm already eating, I'll drink a diet soda because I'm already eating. But if you're I get home alone, you like drink a diet soda, You're gonna eat after that because you're like, oh my god, my body needs food. So I went with water because I've been drinking water during this time of me eating better. Who is this man? I know? I know, I know so, And by the way I do allow ice in my water because it melts and

it creates more water. It's fine. So I I ordered the food, and I'm and I'm thinking to myself, well, I'm eating healthy in this place that has unhealthier you know, on the healthier side food or not not excuse me, specifically healthy. And my friend Jeff orders I think he ordered, uh some kind of entree, maybe a steak salad or something. It's not got a big salad with meat in it, and and he had he had had an appetizer and whatever. So the bill comes, Oh so so you know what.

So before the bill comes, I said, oh you know what, by the way, uh, you know, I don't know onally like to bring this kind of thing up. I said, but you never ven moded me the money if you want to do that now. So he says, uh, yeah, no problem, not a problem. And so as the waiter says, you guys done, it packs up, the food goes. I'll bring you the check. Now I know that my friend

Jeff ordered like thirty something dollars worth of food. I know I ordered fourteen dollars worth of food because I had again a salad, was like okay, so right, so he says, um had got an idea rather than the venue. Venmo you, I'll just pick up the tab tonight and we'll call it. Even pick up the tab tonight. You can't tell me at the end of the meal you're picking up the tab. I would have had a fucking

side of ribs. I would have brought food home. You can't tell me afterwards, Oh, I'm gonna treat for dinner. I wanted fourteen dollars. I just paid twenty nine dollars for my little salad. You can't do that to you. You go now. You you can't tell someone that you tell some of the beginning of the meal I'm treating or whatever you want. You can't wait till it's done. You can't say the way that said you want dessert,

like no, I'm good. Not only that your portion of the bill Brodie for itemizing it comes out to fourteen bucks. So he actually stiffed you, and I'm right. So the question is do I ask him for the fifteen dollars because you wouldn't. No, shot, absolutely wouldn't. He said it was a wash. It's a wash. I wiped my hands of it. Now, Look, he wasn't trying to rip me off. I think he thinks we both ordered like thirty something dollars worth the food, but didn't he look at the

check No, because he picked it up. In other words, he's not looking. Now, you guys are even he doesn't have to venmo you. Well, this is another example where my friends even as not even because I'm out of fifteen bucks. I'm out. So you're saying that they should. You should keep the transaction on venmo if if if you owe them, he owes you. Don't let your friends come up with some crazy idea. I'll buy the first Veno, so the Venmo should be the Venmo. They should pay

you back the Venmo if they owe you the Venmo. Right. It's like going to the bar and the guy owes you twenty bucks, right right, he goes, you know what I owe you to you, so I'll put the first I'll buy you drake. Yeah, but all of Corona, my friends do that all the time. We all do that with each other though, but we do it and we're reciprocal about it. So it's it evens itself out. It doesn't eat Yeah, but he never evens itself out because that's not the way universe works. In my world, I

will always be on the short end of the stick. Well, and then let me say this, then if you want to keep it, if you want to keep the Venmo to Venmo, you should have just said, you know what, I appreciate it, but I want to put in my share and then continue. Just den me anyway, venom me when we're ready. But in the back of my mind, So David Brody would have done that. But in the back of my mind, I'm thinking Scary Jones. I'm like, so I had to think about it for a second.

Is it is it? Is it a schna thing to do? You should google Shara, you could spell it? Is it wrong? Is it like? Is it like chinsey? Is it nit picky? You would have said fuck it? Hey, yeah, pick up the tab. But I went out of my I went out of my way to eat less, spend less, and it still costs. So you want okay, So you basically want the Venmo then Venmo. Well I don't. I'm not gonna ask him for the fifteen now and he doesn't listen to the podcast. It's like he's gonna hear this

and give me the money. Well, I listened to the podcast, and I would like the Venmo money you owe me, which is fifty dollars. David Brody, how do I know you fifty dollars? I don't know you money? Yes you do, I Venmo you that money? You did not? I absolutely did. I will look right now. David Brody asked me for a favor I did that night. That night, I said, let's see, I'm checking my Venmo, and Day was like, bro He's like, yeah, you know what I'm gonna Venmo you I asked you to pick up. No, I can

see you. You owe me fifty dollar. Hold on, hold on. You asked me to pick something up and I picked it up. Here comes the transactions in my Venmo. Do what's the other way to send Scotty? Be hold on? What they send money? Will Will Herbert. I may have sent you PayPal. Okay, you didn't. Let's be clear. Now to the pot, to the slices. You did not Venmo me the fifty dollars. Because I've checked my Vemo transactions and I'm looking at my Venmo. Okay, now let's check check. Uh,

let's check the cash app. They don't use cash app. Zell did you zell me? Brodie? No? No, I didn't sell you. Let's take okay, let me take it like a Pal account. Let's see what to do into my PayPal account. We roll go to paper okay, yea, yeah, yeah, I know you look at this PayPal balance zero? What you spent the money already? No, look in Regent activity. There's no David Brody on there. Well, you know what, I'll just buy you buy real. You can buy me

some pizza. Huh, that's not like me. I'm very good with money. I only pay right away. Turn about is fair play? That she was? Maybe there's my fifty do There is no other round to buy. There is no tap to pick up on this one. You owe me fifty dollars and you never fucking paid me. You know what's scary. When you take me to steak dinner, I'll leave the tip. No, no, no, you can't do that. That's not how to ship work. I just did it. No, I'll leave a fifty dollar tip when you take me

to steak dinner. No, that is not how this works. Shooting me right now, only Brody. You just told me that you don't believe in mixing the transactions because because one is not the other. Here's that friend, screwed me, Well, you screwed me. I must have created a send and didn't hit send. Hold on, did not? You never got

my money? And I'm like, you know what I'm gonna I'm a typical scary fashion I didn't say a word about it until just now when you're trying to get your venmo from a guy who didn't venmo you back, and I'm like, huh, funny, this is the pot calling the kettle black. So I'm just gonna throw that out there for browning and all the slices you keep You keep checking that out there, David Brodie, what do you think you just find anything? You didn't find ship. You

keep looking back, still waiting nothing. Where is that money? You know? This reminds me of what the uh? Hold on? It's a it's an old movie. You don't think I was gonna fucking slap me with all. I don't remember that at all. You remember owing me fifty dollars. You remember me going out of the way for you. You remember the transaction we made Johnny Weeks papers. That's two dollars plus two. It's better off dead, ye two two

dollars the paper boy, right, yea? The paper boy. He tracks him the whole movie, tracks him for his two dollars, and at the end he's screaming, I want my two dollars. Man, if you're if you're a gen xer, if you know I y K y k, as millennials say, as didn't know as the gen z says, I y K y k. If you know you know that movie? That's a great movie. Love that a class a cult classic. By the way, part of my childhood. Um, what would you do in this situation? I don't know, but we we gotta wrap up,

so right now, well you we gotta wrap up. So give me a situation. I gotta we gotta go. And what if we decide not to go right now? What would happen in your life? Brodie, I'd like to know. Well, I'm gonna leave, and you're gonna talk to the air. We can't do that. We just we just we're just getting started. I thought, oh, well, we can continue tomorrow if you'd like. I gotta go to Vegas. I got stuff to do Friday in Vegas. Today Wednesday, I got

I have not my other podcast to record. I have I have a schedule, I have things I gotta do you're very important. You have to Oh, you have to go get in a shirt for a Dell. Why don't you get to Tommy Bahama shirt. I'm gonna wear something from my closet. I don't care. Okay. Do you still keep all your hangers a half inch apart? Yes? I do, perfectly spaced out. Absolutely, Ida. You're a serial killer. I remember that from going in your bedroom the one time

you showed me around the apartment. Your hangers. Do you measure them or do you have like an eye for it? Now? No, I actually have an eye for everything. Yeah, I dot's if your shirts touch, dude, I have no problem with them touching, as long as as long as that everything is facing the same way, and all all the short sleeves together, the long sleeves together, and the jeans together, and the jeans have to face the same direction, and

they all have to be equally distant apart. And now if they're watching, because there's a lot of them in there, then that's fine. My dry cleaner, their hangers go the opposite way of the ones in my closet. So I if I, like I throw something in the closet and like I don't take it out of the packaging. Sometimes the bag where I'm just lazy, I just throw it on a I gotta twist the hanger around, like I

have to twist the metal hanger. Do you do that if it didn't match, you wouldn't put it on backwards, would you? No? No, no, no no, I can't do that. That is part that is that is that is a blasphemy in my um. I will say this, um because speaking of closets, my closet space is so overloaded. I've got like like a home improvement project I have to work on. And I appreciate you for giving me pointers because I've never redone, or refinished or refurbished or retouched

anything in my life. You called me about what it would cost to do to your bathroom, you know, and it's easy to get taken advantage of. Since we've spoken, David Brodie, I must tell you, and I'll tell the slices you did a little research. Yeah, man, this the markup and the price wing is so big out there when by your own fixtures. A lot of these jobs are really opinions, like I think it'll take that to

do this job. I think it'll take this. Yeah, Because I'll tell you, I don't know until I open it up. It's a guest in guest Well, yeah, until we take I gotta see what's back there, and then they got to see what's back there. Yeah. Well, well that's what happened to me right now. I mean, I'm literally trying

to redo my bathroom. I'm trying to or I call it what they call a re a retouch or refinisher, I don't know whatever, the remodel, refresh, refresh, that's the word I was looking so and because that's the case, now, keep in mind, I've never owned anything in my life. I've always lived in rented apartments. This is the first time that I owned something, so I actually and it's I've lived here for quite a long time. It's time.

I mean, you know, seeing a little bit of HVAC system going for that little mold in the crack if you know what I'm saying, sounds like a shower problem. Well, I feel like there's a little little bit you should shower a little something, a little mold going on there, and I'm gonna melean the mold. So you have a little mold, You're gonna rip out the counters. No, I yeat because I can't take it anymore. My car is

getting wet in the rain. I need a new car. Yeah, pretty much, that's between the mold, right, for less than ten thousand. I don't want to get cock and okay, uh go, who what did you get? Cock? Cock? Cock? So I told you about a normal size bathroom is like ten grand, depending on what you want. And I said, your betroom's kind of small. I said three to five grand, depending on how expensive the fixtures you and it's a lot of money. That's a lot of money. But how

much are they quote you how much they want? Yeah? No, goodbye exactly. You know I'm not flushing my money down the toilet. You're down that. I just got a brand new toilet here about Maybe I'm not brand new. It's three it's an American standard. It's a basic toilet. It's three years old. Remember, remember I told you, I said, this is the one that swallows a whole bucket of golf balls, right, the champion of the full champion, full champion four. It's a great swampion four. Yeah, you know

what they're telling me. They're like, oh, yeah, we'll get this out of here. We'll get that out of here. The vanity and then then in the fancy ones and the toilets. Yeah, so he goes like this, he goes. The guy goes, yeah, so yeah, the toilet and just wait a second. That's a new toy that's like three years old. Tot. It's not gonna work with the fixtures. They want to pay, That's what he said. He goes, dude, you need a toto A two thousand and late is coler?

What's the image in color in a toto? Because you want the wounds? He was. These the same people that buy McLaren strollers for their totos. The totoes, motherfucker's the totos of the McLaren and guaves of the toilets. Yes, he says, the Toto takes away the smell from your pomp. You don't even you don't even smell it. They said to me. Be goes, you want to toilet that screws into the wall and doesn't touch the floor. You want to side a toilet floating total a floater I don't

have in the toilet. I don't want a floating toilet. Yeah, you want the floating toilets so you have to mop under it. You don't get to build up around the toilet. This dude is tell us, and I'm like, you really want me to tow Champion fours over? And it takes it right out of the wall. I said, you want me to throw away my fucking Champion four? It's brand new. What happens when you poop out a golf ball and it doesn't go down? Brodie, I never had to even

plunge the damn thing. I just jinxed myself. Knock on wood, sorry, knock on porcelain. No, that's actually would my friend, that's my dog. Look at you. Well, I'm gonna rip that out. We're gonna put full mic in there. We're gonna bit marble. We're gonna put a marble tile. Interest me. So then he's like this. He goes, okay, So if you want to get this three eighth inch a tile, um, that is okay, But what you really want is the half inch. And I'm like, wait a second, that's only an eighth

of an inch difference. He goes, exactly, because it's three eighth or four eight. He says that a three eighth inch tile is more prone to cracking than a four eighth inch tile, And you want the sturdy one. I'm like, what the fund does one hand? Call it a four eighth inch? No half inch though I'm describing it for the slice. Is that you we're talking about a difference of one eighth. I understand that three eighth to one half is a one eighth difference. I said, what the

who cares? I said, you need to tell me that's gonna prevent it. The one eighth is gonna prevent Oh, you don't understand. You know, these tiles crack easily, so what you need is a natural stone, custom carved top. And then he goes, don't you want a heated floor? And I'm like, I don't want to funk. I don't need a heated floor. I step on my floor for two seconds in the morning to get into the shower. Did you ask him to look at the bully young cube problem you have? I said, I take two steps

into my bathroom in him in the shower. I don't need I don't care if my bare feet HiT's cold tile for half a second. Right, your bathroom is what what I say a bathroom was from remembering, is like five by by six. It really it's small. My bathroom I don't need it. And then he's like he's like, no, you understand. And and you you know the home depot they sell the tile for ten dollars a square foot. You want Sacks tile, And I said, well, how much is that? So you can get Sacks in the bathroom

Sacks tile a hundred dollars of square foot? The fund is it? That's it? Alright, alright, let's listen. Anyway, I wanted to thank you, Brodie, because I would have just been sight unseen twelve. That seems about right, twelve. I didn't know, but you know, I'm gonna take your your advice and I'm gonna I'm gonna shop around because guess what want you to ask your neighbors who had their bathrooms done? Google? How much should have bathroom remodel be

in New Jersey? Like Google's your friend? Yes, right, this was. I'm gonna I'm gonna have a bunch of people in here and maybe all the property brothers. Everyone knows a guy. You know a guy. Oh, I got a guy. I'll get your tile out of the back of the truck. Yeah, because yeah, because I shop in Broo Boys Boys