#202: $200 To Clean Brody's Pipe

will be too too. Yeah, no, I tell you you know what. See, those are the things that played the lottery. So on the air, Elvis made a comment, I think that uh to two whatever it was, is coming up, and it's on a Tuesday. So people were texting and it's on a Wednesday's right, what day is it? Let me let me look at it. I don't want to make sure that I have it accurate. Yeah, the two is a Tuesday, right, So people are texting you Wednesday on a Tuesday. Tuesday. Rule number one of correcting people.

Right now, it is a leap year, right, yeah, the year the presidential race is the next year. So this is no. Wait, I don't think it's a leap here. The presidential race is the leap here, was the leap here, That's how you know. The presidential election year is the leap here. So then so there's not a leap here this year. No, this is the year we vote for House and Senate, which is probably more important than president. But most people don't vote in the midterms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

Uh scary. We lost. We lost a legend this week, Bob Sagett, who I think of as a comedian first and TV dad second. But that's just because I didn't grow up on Full House. But either way, incredibly talented and a sweet guy in person, and so, um, I, I know you like to do this, and I don't always do it. I do it occasionally. So I was reminiscing about the times I've met Bob and he was on our show in I grabbed him from down the

hall from Q four three. Jim Carr had him on and we saw him in the hallway and we were like, waved him to come in. We would come in, come in. Cool because it was impromptu, it wasn't a scheduled Elvis Duran show any he was eating food in the hallway and we saw him walking by because we have glass glass windows, you know, for the studio. Well, you know, the quick backstory on that one was we had Italian

food laid out in the hallway. Yeah. Yeah, it was our Italian food and then our food and then Jim said, if you're hungry, make yourself a plate. And then some of the Elvis durand you turned around. You're like, who's messing with our food? And then you listen? Right, And I had met him a couple of times backstage at some comedy events that he was a part of the massive lineup, and I went backstage to schmooze and mingle, but just to meet him, like, I went back and

so I posted the two pictures of me backstage. And what's interesting is the comedy tour he was on, I think he played. It was part of this tour. He played two venues not far from each other. I think he played New Jersey and Camden, which is Camden is like right outside Philly. It was a Philly audience, right, So I saw him back back. So in the two pictures that I took with him a week apart, if you go him at David Brody on my Instagram. You'll see I'm I'm in a different shirt, but he's not right.

So it looks like I did a shirt change and took a second picture with him, but I didn't. I actually just met him, Okay. So I put the pictures up on Instagram, and then Elvis texted me and said, hey, you just believe this year we're having Bob Saggat died, and I went, yeah, it's it's terrible. So he texted me back and he says, you know, Scary, he's gonna put up those pictures with him. You know he does like he does that thing, he puts up the picture

with him a dead person. You know he's gonna do that. Yeah, what not? So I said, yeah, well yeah, So he says to me, you know that's on the phone. I'm so sorry he called me and he says, you do you know, you know, Scary is probably already got the pictures up, and I already had my pictures up with Bob saget I. So I said, yeah, you know, Scary. Yeah, Well, I don't want to say so, I said, you know sometimes there's yeah, you just do it. Just remember them.

And by the way, everybody was putting their pictures up with him if they had them. You know whatever, We're fortunate, we are fortunate enough to have pictures with some of these people. It's not like we're bragging. It's more like it's and guess what, my wall turns into a reman missing a memorial for them because people start commenting, oh my god, he was great. I remember watching this, So it's kind of a place, a gathering point, when a

flashpoint when you put that together. But also it gave me a chance to write about his talent and how nice he was, but him far better than I did. I only met him for like a few minutes. Well, I mean I I didn't know him, know him other than I've met him a few times and we have some mutual friends in the comedy industry that worked with him, who told me how nice he was all the time. So what I did was I started thinking about all

the dead celebrities I've taken pictures with. I made I made a list, and so I have a list of dead celebrities that are unrelated to the other Strand Morning show, like baseball players and rock position. But then I made a list, but it is a sad list. But I made a list and I can't. So it's like fifteen people that I've met through the Morning Show, that we've had on the Morning Show that are not with us anymore, yea.

And so when people go, oh, you gonna take a picture with them, I go, yeah, you never, of course, especially now. A couple of them, I'm going to say, we're very old. A couple of them, like, I get it, but a lot of them, unfortunately, you know, um, we're very young. And uh, I'm looking at the list. I got a lot of talent here, and at the time, you never thought like that wouldn't be here. Like you met Betty White, you kind of knew Bett White wouldn't

be around forever. I know. But I don't even think about these things. All I think about is in the moment of all their accomplishments until that point. I don't think about, hey, by the way, I want a picture with you because you're gonna be dead someday and I needed no But like like the three people from the cast of Glee we had on at the same time that that imber right, I got a bunch of comedians that i've met that on the list Anyway, I'm not

gonna read the list. The point is I started thinking, Wow, you know, in the time we've been at the radio station, a lot of people have passed away that we've gotten a pleasure to meet. Well, we've been around a while, you know, this is I'm celebrating. But a lot of them have died recently. I know my list. I'm looking

on my for me right. The cast of Glee was probably so Corey Mark and Nya with were it probably the I can't believe, by the way, I can't believe you actually took the time to actually compile this list. This is not This is not a list that I want to go through. No, But then I started thinking, who have I taken pictures with? Who's next to go? That was the morbid part, because I have a couple of pictures of people that aren't doing very well right now, and I feel terrible. But this game, this is no.

I don't play the game either. But but you know, when Benny White turn you were like, oh, I have a picture, and why have friends that are in celebrity death pools? You know people actually people have actually these bets going where they all put money on celebrities passing away and then and then you know, the odds from what for one are much higher than the for the neck obviously someone who's really young, the odds are really love well, the people on my list and not people

I have. It would have thought would they were just they were too young? Yeah, but you know, but you know, the networks, like the networks, they have the bios and the everybody. It's funny you say that because of all the nightly news magazine show that run, like you know, like Access, Hollywood Extra and and Inside Edition, the ones at night. I will tell you I watched all of them that night, the night because he I think the news came Bob. Yeah, the news came through on a

what was it a Saturday afternoon? It was a Friday or Saturday, whatever it was. It was in the afternoon. And no, no, I'm sorry for Betty White. This is for Betty White, not for Bob Saget scratch that. So nobody was prepared for. But it was during the holiday. It was on the thirty first, It was on New Year's Eve. It was Friday. It was Friday, New Year's Eve, and and it was like all of a sudden, the only station of The only show that had anything or

actually had everything, was Entertainment Tonight. None of the other shows even mentioned it. I touched it, which means they had those shows recorded for the holidays. Those people were out right, they were on vacation. Some I will say this, Entertainment Tonight probably did what you just said, and that is have the we know she's going to die eventually, so we're gonna put this show ahead of time. So

they gathered, we have every celebrity they have to. As soon as somebody becomes even a little bit of a celebrity, they probably get like a pack. And they called their two people into the studio um to record because it said, oh, she died today and this and that, and it was their current hosts, and they were doing they were doing voiceovers, and they were on they were, you know, in their studio. But then I'm wondering, what if they even recorded that

part two? Right? What if they did their stand up we call it the stand up maning way that they stand in front of the count two years ago they filmed it. I don't think they do that because those people might change jobs, will look different, right, But I guess they could. I was, well, it was I was trying to decide from, like, did they really call their two main hosts for entertainment tonight in on New Year's Eve? CNN is not going to call people back because it's

a news channel, but entertainment tonight, of course. But I gotta give them ops because they were right on the air with it boom. I mean this with the news broke that morning or something like that that evening. And I know some show, some must stations in some parts of the country get that show in the late afternoon. They don't get it, so so that that means the show is recorded like three four in the afternoon. Well,

let me ask you a couple of questions here. So you're let's say you're Betty White, right, and you're you're seven. You you know at that point, you know they've got your package ready. They may update it like if you do a new movie you get married, right, So you you you're living with the knowledge that every major news outlet has already put a package here. So let's say Betty White turns right, she knows she's not gonna living with twenty years because people don't you think, she calls

the network up and goes let me see what you got? Well, I was Do you know what I actually want to be a part of this month. I want to be I want to do a voice over. I want you to interview me in the future. Highs Scary Jones. If you but listen on this, I'm dead. I'm dead right now. But I recorded this h in in two thousand whatever, And uh, I wanted to be part of it because I'm in show business. Exactly would you want to see it? Though?

Like I didn't stand recording. No, no, no, I wouldn't want to want I would want to participate in it, like in the say, look, why don't you get some footage of me now talking about this? And then you'll have the You will have it over everybody else because you will have me talking in the future about my past. Actually right in the right guy slices. Definitely tweet us today is we're recording this on January sometime around January, tweet us if you'd want to watch the package that

they've put together. And by the way, Scary tried to suck his own package, but that's completely different. If would you want to watch the package And we say package, we mean like the the video video piece that they do. Yeah, would you want to watch it like your own your own death and air and they got dates wrong or name is roll. I don't want to like check it for grammar. I don't want to see, like if they did a good job, I don't want to. I don't want to see that. That's I don't want to see.

You know who got screwed big time though, big time screw up because it takes so long to print them in advance People magazine? Did you see what happened? They released a commemorative edition, a regular edition. Betty White turns a hundred. Who the hell even buys physical magazines anymore? You know who buys the magazines? But still on? But you know your mother probably has us Weekly. But yes, they have to print, they have to go to print, and it was already has has has she subscribed in

the eighties? I think, well, guess what they're still brodie, there's still um running her birthday. They were gonna have a one hundredth birthday show for her coming ye, make it a tribute, a tribute telling it. They're not calling it. Betty White turned a hundred. No, that's White turns on you. No, she didn't sadly. So okay, so one more thing about death and then we'll move on from death. Oh, this is awful every time somebody dies or a couple of people die. So like Bob Saggitt died, who was the

other person? So then what do you get? You get the text message ever he goes, Oh, celebrities always dying threes, No they don't. You just stopped counting at three. That's how that works. Then when the fourth one dies, you start over again. That's on you. And people decide who they think is a celebrity. So John Madden died, technically it was Madden, Betty White and City Portier. That was

the three. Bob Saggatt dies, and people decide not to count John Madden because they don't because or people leave Sydney pot out because they're like, who is this guy? He's not relevant in my world? It is a shame. But they left. They left John Madden now because they're like John Madden, who's hey, he's not a he's not a celebrity. Well he really was. But in the words people,

they didn't die in threes. You decide which three you wanted an exactly, by the way, when I when I posted the pictures of both Bob Saget and Betty White. All I'm gonna say is, why the hell are people on my Instagram saying so sorry for your loss? Do they really not recognize these people as celebrities? How about the fact that somebody on mine wrote, I'm really going to miss you. They're talking to them, but I didn't die, So you mean you're really gonna miss me talking to him?

You're like a medium. You're gonna go through me to get to him. You've been you've been ignored. You see a picture of Bob Saggett, You're talking to him. Forget about Brodie. Right, Yeah, I'm gonna miss I'm gonna miss you like the deserts. Also the scum of the earth, the scum of the scummiest Elvis Durran show is one hundw York. Not them. They put up pictures of Bob Saggett and say, all right, pe Bob Saget and then

these pieces of shit we'll post. Oh, thanks to Mary Smith, I was able to make five thousand dollars a working from home. Yeah, fuck you, this is not the place for that. Yeah, but people figure that that's gonna be a hot post. So they're gonna get some notoriety. You know what it's gonna do. It's gonna get your boots, these idiots who have to say bad things about the celebrities. Of course, Oh I heard that Bob Sag did this. I heard he likes little girls. I you don't know anything.

You reach it on on on Facebook, you read on and you like, I want to repeat that, and then you decide to pick the memorial page. Someone wrote on the elvistrand one did we all forget that he's a pedophile? No, we didn't forget, because he's not. That's not a thing. All right, Well, I can go on all day because I have I have other grievances with this, because there

was somebody else there. There was somebody that's somebody that that said, oh, well, funny, you should you should post about this when local tragedies are going on in your in your neighborhood, meaning they're talking about there's a there was a Bronx. Uh it was the Bronx apartment. People went on we went on fire. It's terrible. But I'm like, hi,

I'm not I'm not the fucking eyewitness news here. It's not a news page and I we talked about celebrity pop culture moments sometimes and this this page is about my life's journey and it's stupid food picks. Go fund yourself, Get off my fucking feed if you don't want to see I don't mean to rant here. No, it's the one. It's the it's the one about is um. It's about you post about Huh. It's funny because it's a town that you broadcast in and you're not posting about the

bronze building on you went on their Instagram page. They also were not posting all right, I need I need to clean slate. Do you want a multiple choice question? Yes? Always? All right, So this is a tough one. I can't stand essays. I would rather multiple choice. All right, now, everyone playing at home, You don't have to tweak because I'm gonna give the answer, but play along and knowing me. David Brody from the Brooklyn Boys podcast. I was right

Morning show, not necessarily in that order. Tell me what you think my choice was. So there's a gray cap on the floor of my basement under a rack, like I have storage racks in the basement, and I don't remember seeing that little gray cap. It's something about eight inches in diameter. I put the racks up in my basement fifteen years ago, whatever long, so I don't know. So I come down to the basement about a week ago. Did I mentioned the flood? Yes? Okay? Did I tell

you how much I was charged? No? No? Oh, So here's the multiple choice. So I see the flood on the ground and I'm like, oh crap. So I moved the racks and I see that this what amounts to uh, it's it's a backstop or something. It's it's the sewer lines and it's an access point so that if you if the if plumbers or the city had to get in whoever, they opened up that cap and they would

be able to get in. So I started calling around for plumbers or drain cleaning companies to come fix the clog because I looked it up and that's what it is. Something in the in the building, in the house is clogged, and I need them to snake it, you know, put the our snake into the hole and clean it out. So the first company I call, Choice one, you tell me who I called, says it's a hundred dollars to show up three fifty dollars to snake it. And if

that doesn't do it, anything else after that's additional. Okay, that's company one company too. It's three d dollars to snake, so fifty dollars less right, no, no fee to show up. So the first one was four s plus what else could be wrong? It's three hundred to snake it. It's like, oh, well that's good okay, and what kind of guaranteed do you give? Well, if the snake doesn't work, then we have to jet jet the drain. I said, well, okay, what is the jet mean? Well, we take a high

high water hose, high high power hose. We hook it up to your outside hose. We run it all around the house, into the house, into the basement, and we have this power, powerful, powerful water hose and it's shoots water and it blasts everything out. Scary. How much would it cost to do that? Do you think? Seven hundred dollars to jet the water out? Okay, so you're not going, that's not right. Seven hundred dollars to take a machine using my water that goes boof, that's he told me

to go. It's just it's like boot and blasts it out. So for five minutes of book seven hundred. The third okay, so, the first one was for seventy five plus possible risk. The second one was possibly a thousand dollars. The second one was to five if you pay cash and we'll give you a forty five dollar guarantee, forty five day guarantee that if it clogs again, will boom boom. So they came in. They came so so he uh he. They go in with this massive snake, this powerful thing

on on. They wheel it in right. It's like it's like a sling shot in the in the old like in the old castles when you go to war, they would they would wheel the sling shot in. They wheel this man ass of like cannon of a snake thing into my basement. They opened up this giant pipe. Remember you've talked to me about you hear the water flushing behind me in the bass They opened that giant pipe up and they go and this giant snake goes through the whole house. You could hear it going through the

pipes like I've got a horror movie. The two guys, there's two guys. There's the owner's son and his assistant and the owner's son's got boots on and he's thick gloves and uh. And he's the guy over by the drain pipe. And there's the other dude who's like making sure that the snake machine is not raveling, you know, not kinking or anything. Okay. So I'm like, I'm gonna leave you guys for a couple of minutes, Like, can you go upstairs and turn on all the water and

flush everything and get what we think it's clean? Okay. So the dude not wearing gloves says to me, opens up his hand and goes, I think we found the problem. And he's holding this law of this lump of war are damaged brownness. And I said, what the hell is that? Don't tell me it is what I think? What do you think it is? Well, I think it's physically thing. It's if it's not not human. Oh no, I thought it was shit. You said, no, no, that would no. No,

It's like it's sludge. It's it's all the the flood in the basement. You could smell. It was terrible, Like I knew it was suage, all right, Well, what was it was? It was a used tampon got stuck in the got stuck somewhere in the pipes long time ago. Yeah, he's this has been there a while. I'm like, okay, but I listen. I live with four women, but they have girlfriends over like. I don't know who did it, but that. So I was like, oh, that's a pretty

great story. I almost paid a thousand dollars to jet that thing. Imagine that a thousand dollars. Well jet it. That is, you and I were in the wrong job. We could be jetting water into a hole for seven d dollars only after someone paid you three hundred to fail. I said, well, if you snake, if at three hundred, I stuff to pay you. Yeah, that's a gig. A

hundred to show up. Yeah, so I said, is going to be part of the repair, because a lot of times, like when you hire an electricians, oh no, it's never it's always parts of labor, parts of labor, but and then much of their Equipmentee, they don't want you to come into that. They don't want to come to the house for free, Like they don't want to do free estimates. So they'll go I'll come to the house for one, but if you fix it, I'll put that towards the repair, right,

so I said, is going to be towards the repair. No, that's just to walk in. That sounds like way back in the day. And we went to the bachelor party and a safe for someone. I think, I think, I think it was just it was like a hundred fifty dollars just to get the girls there, but then it was another two hundred for the strip show to get the girls there. Yeah, yeah, to get the girl right, the strippers, right, Yeah, it was back when we used to do that one. You know who's party that well,

actually we could say who it was. Wasn't it Scotty Bees? I think it us Scotty. Oh I wasn't there, or is just I don't know whoever? Whatever it was, I was in. I was at a co workers. No, it was it was it was terrible. It was Oh no, no, it wasn't Scotty. It was a copy. I don't I don't even I don't want to name names at this point. It was that it was my Stotty because I would have at least known about it, and I don't remember this.

It was in our foggy past. You, I don't know, you were not there, but it was like, oh, yeah, we're gonna have strippers up to the room and they're gonna do a show. That's great. So two girls a hundred fifty dollars just to come to the room. And then we're thinking like, okay, play the music and go and they allot money without money go towards the job. And we didn't know that. Oh shut up, we're not talking about that. But they wouldn't. They wouldn't. They wouldn't

like dance or strip or do anything. I mean, they wouldn't even like they were just saying they're like okay, now all right, now you're gonna pay us to us. Actually it's one fifty for the view, No, what fifty for their for their company? Is that each or total? I forgot whatever it was. If you remember the dinner and it was like, what are they doing with what's going on here? I'm like, this is fucking this is not how this goes. That's a scamboni. Well I got

scamboni at a bachelor dinner. It was a coworker of ours a long time ago. It doesn't matter who it was, but we talked about this on the podcast, and I know who you're talking about. I don't think you do. I don't think you know who it was. Let me. We went to a really expensive restaurant that may or not serve steak yep, and the person told us we had to split the bill, and it was like four

d was a lot of money. And after dinner, the bachelor went out to a car and got a little entertainment and that was part of the check for dinner that I didn't know I was contributing to. Oh so oh you got to pay for that, huh for the entertainment. Yeah, they were like, oh, the dinner's four hundred. Dinner was like three hundred, but all chipped in another hundred for the entertainment that I was unaware of. Nor nor was it a visual. It was just him going out to

the car. So I don't know if you were. I got sucked over real good though, on really, how much does that cost? Hio? I'll say this. It was by buddies retirement party and they would have about fifty guys in the room and he was retiring from being a police officer and we were we had separate tables. They were all suparate tables, but it was one giant tap so you know, me I'll put my foot on the accelerator and started going crazy. Yeah, I mean that's me, you know if I know. But I was trying to

be a little you know, courteous. I'm like, all right, we're all gonna have snaps. We're all gonna have an entree, some dessert, some drinks, whatever the bill comes. It was outrageous, but it was more than outrageous for these fifty guys,

and I'm like, what the fuss going on? And it turns out that one corner of one of the other tables, these dudes were ordering the highest end liquor they could possibly get their hands on this one of the party from our party, but they were in at that they were literally like so you didn't see they didn't see them ordering like rip it, breaking out the two I didn't see them breaking out the class azul or having this single malt Scotch and justcall the macall the MacAllen

eighteen or the Glenn Livit. They they're like literally drinking

this whiskey. And apparently like three or four guys of the group went round for round and that's when they were drinking all fucking night and we all got to listen We've talked about this on several levels, but usually it's me bitching about But usually everyone is at the same table and everyone's in view of one another, so it's like, make your move, Okay, you want, you want to order that you want my friend and my friend's birthday party, when everyone was riding the shrimp towers in

the alcohol and you're like, okay, I saw it. I was like, fucking, I'm gonna eat all the shrimp exactly. Or you're like, I'll want up you I'm gonna get some cave are now because everybody. But my point is when everyone's at the same table, I know it had a clue. They were running it up, right. These guys were in the corner and they're just they're just running up the bill. And then it was one tab and it was split evenly, and you know your boy got fucked. Yeah. By the way, if it was me that I would

have drank one tab, that would have been it. How bad is it? How bad? Is it scary when you start sounding like me, that's bad in this case? Yeah, it's pretty awful. But it's the Boys podcast. Okay, I want to tell you something really disturbing. I saw on TikTok good because remind me I have a TikTok complaining also, but yours better it it comes with a side of fries. It does not come with a side of fries. But this comes when I was gonna put cheese into a

public service announcement. Ladies and gentlemen, I will tell you this if you have an Apple Watch, but don't. Okay, neither do I. And by the way, that is the one Apple product I don't give a shit about. I don't wear watches. I don't care. I don't wear jewelry. Not that guy. Nope. I don't have a pen Apple Apple Pen. No, don't have the pen. Don't have the watch. I do have a HomePod, which, by the way, is malfunctioning, and they actually discontinued the original model, the the big one.

You can only get what's your HomePods name minis uh doesn't have a name. Oh. I was like, yo, this is my HomePod. Yo, it's my home pod. The HomePod. Yeah, that's a whole other story. I have to go to Apple now and it's way out of warranty and they discontinued making the full So the one that looks like a roll of sharmon. It's a it's a giant, like a white puff. It sits their cylindrical thing. Anyway, they only make the minis now, so I gotta figure this out.

But but all that, I have an Alexa problem or even but by that. So so if you're wear it, if you wear an Apple watch, okay, but be careful when you're drinking. Do not get wasted hammered while you're wearing an Apple watch. I saw a TikTok where a guy was hammered as hell, passed out in his girlfriend's lap, and someone was videotaping from afar. The woman lifting the guy's arm up and literally rifling through his watch, the face of the watch, going through all his messages. Say

let's see what's going on here in this watch. He has no password on the he was he was ship faced, out cold, whatever it was, it was unprotected. The point is this, I mean, you gotta have a level of trust in your relationship. But that's a whole other issue. You gotta be able to pass out in front of you loved one. You gotta be able to do that. But but it leads me to, you know, to the following. If I'm out with my friends and I get fucking ship face hammered and I'm wearing an Apple watch with

no password on it. And I'm like, and someone could, anyone could just lift up my arm and just go and start looking through all my ship. It's crazy, I know. I oh some it's face I D. And there's you know, we have a peeple. Some people choose to not put any of those protections on and they just wear the damn thing without any password or any face I D. And that's a bad mistake. That's a mistake to begin with. But be careful if you're gonna be drinking around around

someone who doesn't trust you. I mean, we couldn't believed this TikTok and and it was for real to the guy was for real because it's go to drunk. It's on It was on Instagram, so someone snapped it. It was it was drunk people doing things. So that's the name of the account on Instagram because then so many somebody put it up there like flight footage where like, oh, we crashed into the ocean, but it's a plane that

coming into an airport. Was at a nightclub. It was at a nightclub, and the guy was passed out but cold I got anyway, So so just I don't know. I don't know if you've ever had situations like that. I know, no, no, no, But there is a TikTok that it pops up in my for you page in the feed and every but he's like angry and like, good fahim, he deserved it. There's a guy sweeping the sidewalk right and a muscle bound guy comes out of a store behind him, and at the same time there's

a I think it's a Dodge Challenger. Some guy throws garbage out the window where the guy happens to be sweeping his sidewalk. Where who who sweeps the sidewalk, by the way, It's not like in a city. It looks like a fake like movie set. And then the muscular, muscular guy takes the broom, sweeps up the garbage on the floor that the guy throughout this guy's window and throws it in the car window. And then the guy is gonna get upset it and sees how big the

muscular guy is and doesn't do anything about it. If everyone's like good fam, yeah, good family, throw it big guy what he deserved. It's so fake, so and then there's another one. Did we talk about this the two guys who say sexual innuendos towards women, but it's in reference to the thing behind them. Have you seen these guys where they go oh nice rack, yeah, and the girl goes, what right, They're all set up, they're all they're all fake. They're all fake. So anyway, but until

my problem is on TikTok. Now, So remember a couple of years ago where everyone was taking saying, oh, look I have a selfie. They have selfies, but it was just a picture of you with somebody else that someone took extending your arm with the front facing camera. No, that is the definition of a selfie. A lot of politicians were doing that. They're like, oh, I was taking selfies with all the people that showed up. No, you weren't. You were taking a fucking picture. Someone took a picture

of you and another person. That's not what a selfie is. Right now, here's my new problem. Do you have po V stands for point of view right in porn? From what I understand, when you watch a peel someone told you brodie. Yeah, when you watch a p o V porn video, it's the view of like the guy and what he sees. I've never seen that before. David's probably

right on Wikipedia. I came across came across it, I was I was like, yeah, I was looking for for for a Michael Dorne who was on Star Trek, and I actually must poor and I've never seen it firsthand, but I have a visual in my head of what that might look like. Right. The problem is on TikTok especially, people don't know what po V means. So I'll give

you an example. Actually, also on on Hawkeye, I was watching the Hawkeye mini series and uh, there's a scene in one of the Avengers movies where he jumps off of a building, right, and you see him as if you're on the roof, and you see him falling backwards off the roof, right, so you see his face as he's falling backwards. So I'm watching a breakdown on YouTube of this scene because they used it in the Hawkeye mini series. On on Disney Plus, they go, this is a p o V. First of all, they said po

V view, which pissed me off. Not a point of view. If it was point of view, it would be from his eyes if you look right. So then I watched his video on TikTok. It was very funny and it was a girl pretending she was in a movie theater not knowing some of the Easter eggs, the prize things in the Spider Man movie, and it said p o V. When you're in Spider Man and don't know why everyone's clapping, so you clap also, But that's not p o V.

Po V would be from Harris. If I'm looking at hard, it's just a video, right, it's not p o V. It's look at me in the movie theater. That's it. That's it. Stop putting so on TikTok. You constantly see I'm seeing po VV. Then I know it's it's okay. You're never gonna you're never gonna they're never gonna learn, and you're not gonna teach them. Shut up. I'm just saying, shut up. That comfort like a cartoon. No, that's just me. Look at me. I'm gonna telling you have some voicemails.

You don't have. I have sound, but your voicemails better we do. Well, yeah it is. I'm excited. You said it was good. Well, all right, so we have a few of the Checker of the voicemail checker of the voicemailer. You're not the phone number. It's it's it's actually um is it? Uh? Oh, it's F you A seventy seven. But what's the area code? You don't know the area code? Is it? What's the areca? It? I don't even know the airic code. Don't you have to know the area code? Uh?

Is it? No? No, it's two one three or something, isn't it? Oh damn it. You're in charge. You have that's on your phone. Go look it up. Now, Hold on a seconds. I transferred from my phone in your phone. I don't have anymore. No, hold a second. What is the number it is? Oh? Wow, this is crazy? What is my number? Settings? It's to one eight eight te eight FU. THAT'SO F you A. That's our phone number. Leave a voicemail, don't expect to get us live A

short to the point. Yeah, nice voicemail that you think would add to our show? Yeah, because guess what I went through about fifty of these, and a lot of them were not usable for the show. But this one is. Yeah, all right, here we go this. Let's see what this says here? Love it scary? Scary MG from Emjine, congrats on your two founded episode. It was phenomenal. Demontage Um. That gentleman put together was a great I cracked up.

I couldn't stop laughing. I started listening that episode one forty two, and I was getting a little of trying to figure who the bunk was age seventy seven. I realized I had a step from zero. So I finally caught up. After a couple of years between the pandemic Elms and my job, I would take walks uh to listen to you guys, and I put the guy Pete on every fucking trade in New Jersey. I finally sent on episode thirty one was Sucking eight seventy seven, because

you couldn't stand you guys d um. Also that sucking at Agnes with the pharmacy thing. Oh my god, keep it up. You guys were fresh from the beginning and you never got stale. You guys are great. Have a good Chris, Okay, thanks all right, and she goes on and by the way, that's an example of one that is way too long but extremely entertaining. It was. It was great. You know, give me thirty seconds, We're good. Could be nice at the end you don't have to play.

But listen, that was She's gonna hear this. That was fantastic. Oh no, it was amazing. But we want to we want to let people know leave a nice thirty concise you know what you want to say. You know, here's why I don't problem with it, she said, brought in scary and after that, I don't care. Oh no, little funk yourself there, Bernie. As long as you want it to be, that's what she said. Okay, all right, here comes another one. I got about five of them, so

five ones. Look at you, Hey, scrotis Jonathan from Maha. I'm out here working as a before model, but I wanted you to let you all know your podcasting good to me. My dog got hurt piece this month. It's been a bumpy ride. But as the coronavirus ever, I'm picking up there and get me a slush's place. Y'all talk about all the times hasten to it right now, we'll see you love that guy was winning, he says, Ohio, how and I love the fact that his daughter he

was giving He was like doing jokes. He was doing stand up in his voicemail dot perfect it's Quizza and Iowa is a breakfast flight. It is not comfortable to regular pizza, to real pizza, So don't be able and people from Ihowa don't be claiming that it's the best pizza. It's breakfast pizza. It is a vehicle to deliver breakfast school. That's the best. There are other pizza, breakfast pizza. It's good breakfast pizza. Thanks for clarici finding. It's been a

long it's been a long fight. In case you don't know that, every time we talk about pizza, people from Iowa say, oh, Casey's gas station pizza is the best. But yes, I do, hear Brodie. They make a mean breakfast pizza slice, which we know doesn't even qualify as pizza. That's a whole other argument, but apparently for what it is, and apparently it's cheese and eggs and bacon on dough. Yeah, they say it's good. And you know what, next time

I'm in Iowa, I'm gonna try it. All right. Well, Timothy Martin Jr. On Twitter is having a heart attack right now, so I'm gonna make sure pizza that's right, he said, Well, it's official, it's confirmed. And what he did he sent me a screenshot of Dave Portnoy, the head of Barstool Sports who does pizza reviews. He wrote, I will not trash Iowa. I love Iowa, one of my favorite schools I've been to. Granted I wouldn't feed Casey's pizza to my dog, but they are still great people.

Casey's General Store pizza is trash, So alright, I just wanted to share what what Timothy Martin shared with us. Thank you, Tim. Here's another what's going on, Brodie and Scary? Scary and Brodie. This is John from Long Eye in New York. I'm a mail carrier, been a fan of the Big Show for many, many many years, started from episode zero back in August. Time did perfectly to have episode two hundreds to be finally all caught up. I

just want to say congratulations. The episode was awesome. I hope to get more from you guys, very very soon. Fu age Brodie. Please remember to always tip your mail carrier and guys. Thank you so much, and have a great happy holidays and New Years. You know something, Brodie, we aired a phone tap over the holiday on The Big Show. That was actually we did it right here in the New Year. It was the leaving the tip for the for the garbage man leaving the tip. Uh,

and it was, it was. It was actually very funny you did that phone tap. But we I don't know. I always listen nowadays, I'm not I don't I'm not front facing with the people who pick up the trash because I live in an apartment building. But but my parents absolutely leave tip for the postman, post woman, whatever, and the trash people all of it. Well, no, no, no, the the the sanitation employees, don't call them trash people. Have donet sound right, the trash men, women, the sanitation

work collect the garden to be called that, all right? Well, but anyway, but you know, you know, I don't know what he was trying to say to tip. He's a post he's a postal worker. Right. I'm torn with that because and I think we've discussed this already. I love my postal carrier, and I did leave her a tip this year. I just feel unusual about it because as a government employee, Uh, you know, am I tipping my cops and my firefighters? Do you know what I mean?

Where does it end? Well? No, I mean you work, they I don't know. I I disagree if you personalized service. And I happen to like her very much, but I there was there was a lot of years in my life where I was like, what come on, ye all right, here's one more, give me one more, and then I have sound Hey, what's up guys morning? Did your boyd jave Bray and what's happened? Is Gary up? Brody just started the two D episode man asking guys. I love you guys so much and uh and he's putting out

that quality content. Brody, Man, my brother so much, so much club sending up to you boy looking all that weight, man, I mean he looked good before, you know what I mean. But hey, you've got the bill word man, all right, I like that because I just can I just dog well. I wanted to just add to that because I wanted to comment and just say that you look amazing, Brodie. I mean, thanks, I saw you last week. You're down like what how many pounds? Thirty five pounds now more?

Thir still between thirty and thirty five. That is amazing. That is sick. Well, I wanted a comment on on two people who said similar things that I don't know what they're talking about, and I'm not looking for compliments. I just want you to see if you could explain this to me. Okay. Uh Ashley nine to four on Instagram said, um on a post about about peanuts the squirrel peanuts adorable and this was an excellent podcast, but I can't stop looking at David Brody. He never needed

to change the thing. I'll bless you by the way, Ashley, Ashley, thank you. He never needed I hope she listened to the podcast. I don't know if she does. He never needed to change a thing, but looks but so happy for him. And uh as he looks as if he's glowing. Oh wow. And then and then somebody else last week said, I you know, they watched my my video on Elvista dot com slash sauce the there made the lasagna and said,

it looks like I'm glowing. Good my skin look any different? Well, yeah, it does look healthier, It does look brighter, unless it was the lighting. You have a ring light there. I know you don't know. I don't have a ring light, so I don't know what it was good for you man. Speaking of the lasagna, Janine Saint Pierre d m to me and said, hey, we made your spicy green stripe lasagna today and Mike all Caps, Italian boyfriend from Long

Island states it's the best he's ever had. That's a big kudos as if he uh and he is an amazing cook. Thanks Brodie. So I listen, I'm faking it, man, I've been making lasagna because that's what I can make. Like that's not like I'm not a I'm not a chef. I mean, I've worked in kitchens for many years. But side, that's great that our Italian boyfriend like my lasagna. By the way, Elvis durand dot com slash sauce, I have still not surpassed everyone on the list of views on

the YouTube views. So let hook a brother up. Let's get Brodie. Let's get Brodie some some love there. Let's get some love there. Yeah, and that's some lovey Jones steak pizzola. That would be great there. Let me tell you something, uh, ten times as many people listen to this podcast as have watched then then like watch our videos. I'm saying maybe like a third of you guys watched the video. Um, we have some sound coming right up?

Sound coming up for me? And I remind me Walgreens just and I have some really nice email to read to. You didn't remind me Walgreens Walgreen's. Okay, it's a quick one's quick. Thank you for thank you for thank for minding me. So I had a place in order for something and my daughter said she'd go pick it up. So I placed she was because she's like, I'm going to Walgreen's. I said, oh, I have to play a pharmacy order and uh and pick up some other things.

So I'm gonna order through the app. Anyway. I ordered through the app, and when she gets there, they say they have no record of the order of the gonn I have a confirmation of the order. Then we have no, we have no uh, we have no record of the order. So I'm like, all right. They tell me on the phone. She's my daughter says to me, they told me to

tell you to cancel the order in the app. So I go in the I go with the thing, and I cancel the order in the app and it says we're unable to process your request to cancel the order at this time. All right, So I said, go funk, I gotta I gotta call them. I just spent like thirty five dollars. I want to cancel it because my daughter just picked up the stuff at thirty five dollars, so now I'm out thirty five dollars. So I called for two days straight and this is the message I got.

Thank you for calling Walgreens. We are currently experiencing a facilities emergency. Please call back at a later time. Click Have you ever heard that before? We're currently experiencing a facilities emerging? What is that? That's that's actually we don't want to answer the phone. Go fund yourself. Is that a flooding, a fire, a shooting? Like? What is that? And by the way, who took the time to record that?

Or was that? Hey? All right, we have a series of messages here, let's go with message message three facilities emergency. Gotta get out of here, because I was it under Was it like like, is there one guy working and he had to take a dump so that he had to go use the facilities? Maybe it was there was a stick up. I don't know. Maybe I didn't call one Walgreens. I called corporate Walgreens. That's a cop out, that's what That's their way of saying, we don't want

to answer this call. But wait, a minute. But it's a whole company. You're telling me the entire customer service department didn't want to inser the call. Yeah. Same with Best Buy when I tried to ask if they had an item in stock over the holidays, same bullshit. It was like, you call the corporate and then they transfer you to the You want to be transferred to the local store and see if it hasn't in stock. You don't want to talk to these national people. And then

there is no one to talk to nationally anyway. It's only recorded messages. So you finally hit a button, press one to go to this local store, and they don't fucking they don't answer the phone there either. They literally hang up on you goes it rings and it goes click click, and then you're done. That's what they do when they transfer the call every time. And it was Walgreen's. Yeah, I think it was Walgreen's for me to Dwyne Reid, which is a subsidiary of Walgreens and Best Best. Yes,

Walgreen's owns Best. Walgreen's owns read. But Dwyne Reid is like a Northeast thing, right, It's not. It's not a national China is still named after that first location, which was on the corner of Dwayne and Read. That's correct. But if you could have just imagined the frustration, I'm like, I'm trying to find if you have this fucking thing in stock They don't do that anymore. They don't answer the phone. They don't they don't have the the manpower,

the woman power, the personnel. Most of the companies you call the working from home. Yeah, but the thing is, if if a store had to sit there and answer the phones all day, they would never get to the customers in the store. Don hear that? Do that in the background, No, I don't hear anything. Your voices in your head? Well, I don't know, no, what is that? Maybe it's your room? But going off was no, I

know what it was. So I paused. I had the news on and I paused it right, And I was watching a book of Boba Fette last night on Disney Plus. You know, I'm a big Star Wars fan, and so I was playing it last night with the sound surround sound in the dark. I was alone in the house. I had a little time and uh so I had the sound system on in the living room. Well, when I when I uh sat down and put the news

on a little while ago. I had the sound system on because it was still on so um, nobody's home yet. So I had the News on and I paused it. Well, my DVR lets you pause for an hour and a half, so I'm sitting I'm going It sounded like there was like someone leaving a message on the answering machine, which I don't I don't listen to usually, but we we do have part of sound as he all of a sudden, it just starts rolling. So I'm like, this is gonna

be the longest voicemail message that anyone's ever left. I realized it was the News once I wouldn't turn it off. I really, I really didn't think that you're you're a room, but started vacuuming the play. No, I don't have a room. But speaking of the news, you know I always update you when I'm confused for the other David Brody, Oh god,

not again. I think I can't stand at this guy on even he doesn't even deserve to show so he made he made a horrible comment about um, black people, So I got I got ripped for that, but you know it wasn't me. So this guy tweeted at me, at David Brody, boycott this garbage, devil worshiper Satan askedlicking ball, sack suck scumbag atheist, Satan worshiping dumbass. And you're like, I agree, but that's gotta be the best one I've

gotten a long time. Can I read it again? Go for it at David Brody, boycott this garbage devil worshiper, Satan ass, licking ball, sack sucking, scumbag atheist, Satan worshiping dumbass. Now there you go. You thought you had it bad, scary as somebody commented that you should have talked about the fire. Take a victory sip of your Espresso Martini. That is the case. Oh, by the way, I'm speaking of espresso Martini's real quick um. They're back with a vengeance.

Every time I go, and at least here in the Northeast, every time I go someplace to a bar, you're attacked by espresso Martini. There's every woman has an Espresso Martini in her hand. I couldn't believe it. The other night. I looked left, I looked right, I looked at the bar, I looked people standing around in circles. Everyone was everyone had espresso. There's an Espresso Martini raise happening right now now. If it hasn't reached your area yet, it will eventually

we're gonna take it. I'm not gonna have a drink because other people decided that's the drink I should have. But that happens a lot though. You know, It's like people see Mickey do yea that yeah, that put it on drinking Cosmos from Sex in the City fifteen years ago. I gotta drink a second cosmos. It's everyone's drinking Espresso

Martinez like it's the thing. I think it's it's the It's the two thousand twenty two Cosmopolitans, all right, you know what the bartend is thinking, what a follower, but the bartenders thing, motherfucker's I can't stand making this ship because it takes yeah, right right exactly. You don't have it. And that's not just you don't just pour it into the glass. You have to you have to pour the ice, the ice to market, you know, the colder, the ice,

little Kalua ice. If you're talking me into it, maybe to have one. Sometimes they some people use Bailey's and kaloo along with the with the espresso and vodka. You know I don't drink but Bailey's and Kaloa. That's that's right there for me. With vodka, I like colue and milk. I tell you, I'll tell you what, Brody, I just put in flavor coloe? What did you tell me? I'm going to challenge. I'm going to challenge you. I know you're not a big drinker, but you're cann't say this,

you all? If you find me an espresso martini, when will that happen steak dinner now? Because no, because steak and my espresso martiniz don't go together. Why that's disgusting? Why why coffee and steak? Espresso Martinio is something to be drink alone at the bar, or it's something to be had as a dessert. Was to say what goes with what? Who's to say? I will put catchup on my steak and drink my espresso martini as I if that's what? If that's what I want? Drinking milk with

your pork sandwich. You don't drink milk for dinner with fried chicken. Yeah, but coffee goes with steak? Coffee is heavy. Coffee does not go with steak. Of course, it is coffee and meat. You never had like breakfast and dessert. Who said I'm just the way it is? Who said I was? I was a training manage of a Starbucks. You're gonna tell me, oh speaking a training manager of

a Tangent, that's me. I'm on Tangents, you know, special martiniz just saying I challenge you to drink when I guarantee you'll love it and you'll be on three or four, but you'll do I'll wait. I'll wait six months before I have another one, so I don't look like I'm a lemming. Oh yeah, you and everybody else. Why would I drink something that's been around for a hundred years just because all of a sudden, every dude through was drinking one of them. It's all the rage. So you

don't have a problem with the Martinez. I don't like the glasses, but that's that's the worst glasses, the wide V glasses. I'm sure there's a way that it has to like, let the thing breathe and it looks good as present take it's too drippy, it's too so you can't walk with them by the way, one false, one false move the whole thing slashes out of it. Let me bumps into you. It's like, oh, I to pay for your dry cleaning. Now you've got to express some

martini in your white suit. Because it's not aver The glass is not vertical. It's on a V and it's one angle and it does you want me to drink in a supermini put in the mug to handle, I'll drink a liquid slides right out the fucking side of the glass. That's terrible. It's terrible. You might as well just put like a like a spout on the side, like a funnel and just pour and I can say it's a funnel basically. That's it's the worst glass. Thank you,

Thank you for agreeing with me. The worst glass, the worst, the worst class ever. You want to play my sound now after we do some email on a break. But I have a couple of this is something you're gonna want to comment on. I think this is normly comment on stuff scary, But all right, no, you know you're to yourself. So we we got an email that's you scary. You do yourself, Hey scary and brody. Hey, thanks for spelling my name right. Just listen to episode two oh

one where Scary went off on the dog on the plane. UM. I had clients over the years with their quote fake es A dogs that stands for emotional support animal UM. Usually the clients had money and didn't want to pay for their pet. UM. I'm a travel agent. There are no more emotional support animals allowed on flights. Her dog was either a true support dog. There was a mention of a vest talking about the person that I and

you know that I encountered. It was a full sized fucking poodle and it was no way that was an emotional support animal. So Ivy says that the person on my flight was either a true dog. It was either true support dog because it had a vest with proper papers, because you need to have many forms completed for each flight. While her poodle didn't seem like a traditional golden retriever or labrador, it must have served some type of trained

support to board. Her poodle didn't seem like a traditional other kind of dog well, because they're usually labs or retrievers there. But you need emotional support. Why can't you get that from a poodle? If she didn't have animals, if she didn't have a vest it could have been paid. No, no, she had a vest on. That that means she didn't pay for the dog to be on there. You can't physically see all disabilities that a dog may provide support for.

Also can't physically see things. You visually see things. A redundant one comes to the gym I go to, and she's a great Dane. She wears a vest. I witnessed her owner on a bike kept pawing her gently. Her heart rate must have been too high. The owners stopped for a few minutes, and the dogs settled right next to her. Slice for Life from Mentor, Ohio. Now I gotta tell you that's pronounced it pnce. I think I

think this person going to the gym no offense. I think that they took the dog to the gym because there's no dogs allout in the gym. But she didn't want to leave the dog home by themselves. So you slap a vest on the damn thing, and now the dog is working outside by side. Apparently you need papers. Well apparently, yeah, But let me say, let me tell something. The cost of the vest has got to be less enough plane ticket. Guess what I could probably go to

Amazon or or anywhere on the black market. If yeah, the same companies inspector shirts. I can google Emotional Support Animal Vest and I guarantee you they come in all shapes and sizes and colors. Yeah, I'm just saying, speaking of which scary, speaking of shapes and sizes, And how good you said? I look? Which is right? Kind of you you are? Thank you? You are in first court of scary. I am your birthday is coming up where you won't have any cake. That is correct. That that's

the one day where I go. This is the man is unbelievable right now. Well, the second time is used on Super Bowl Sunday, but the fact that they added another week to the NFL schedule pushes the games back by a week. And now I'm within one day of coming off the diet on Super Bowl Sunday. I may just break it a day early the Super Bowl Sunday May. Yeah, yeah, you may. You may have to have finally enjoy yourself. Um. Also, Brody, we talked about shoe bagels on the show The Fake

Babagels Bagels. Baglay saying shoe bagels is like people who say Dwight instead of Dwight Well she bagels. Um Mark Price found this and it's I would say this is priceless, Hey, Scar, Hey, scary and Brodie. I saw this at Sheets with a Z. There's a lot of them in essential p a yep. At least they are being honest about the ship bagels they got. I know it's one letter off, but I

thought close enough and they're still ship. I love the podcast and you guys, And he said the Sheets bagel he sends a picture of, because apparently you can order off an iPad or visually there's it's called a Schmeagel and it's it's a real product, Brodie, at Cheets you can get a schmagel at Sheets and it literally looks like some kind of cheese with an egg on a fake bagel, of course, a ship bagel, and there's some kind of redness underneath it all. And when s s H s H m H g E L so Sheets

sells schmgel's thank you, Mark. That's great, hey, speaking to people ripping us off. Robin Margoulas, I'm pretty sure I'm pronouncing that name right. Uh. Robin has sent us a bunch of stuff this week. That's funny, as shit, but she sent this video. I don't know if it's it's one of those. It's the view, it's out the view. What show is this? I don't know. It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter what. It's one of those afternoon shows where women sit around and talk. Anyway, So they're talking

one of those, one of those. They're talking about a wooden board with food on. It's scary, and Sir Robin wrote, Oh my god, this just happened live on TV. Do you think she listened to the Brooklyn boys? What happened? They called Chakuchi scary? Did I ruin it scary? I'm sorry? You're the worst? I am the worst? What did ahead? So? What happened on TV? So I gotta take I gotta hold on turn Oh it's you have sound to accompany this? They have sound, you douche? Who cares? People know what

we do? Hold on? Hold on? Jackuchery you heard? Yeah, you heard you call it? JACKUCHERI CHERI love got I gotta find oh, I gotta find the I'll have to save the d M for next week. I had a great d M about Spider Man. The audio that I wanted to play. Quick two Quick ones. We gotta take a break and then we're gonna play some sound. This This is something from Roseanne Polo uh Suffolk County, Long Island,

checking in. I'm originally from Brooklyn. I visit my local seven eleven every morning and this sign has been recently posted. So she shouting us out. She took a picture of the seven eleven. Now the sign says sorry sorry, no sorry, no money orders. Um apostrophe s no money orders. Comma, comma go to the post office or cash period checking

place period, I mean talking about bad so here. So she goes on to say, she said us that picture, and she says, the best part about this is I told a coworker, a worker there who I'm friendly with, that they should really put up a new sign. And she said, my manager had Suzanne right it and post it. Here is the case. So so she finds out who Susanne is. Susanne is originally from benson Hurst, Brooklyn, where she's from. I almost died. The point is it's like

she's from Brooklyn. She knows better. She takes the picture, sends it to us, and she's telling them to correct it because the worker blames it that Oh, they write it off to the fact that now Susanne wrote it, she's from Brooklyn. Yeah, okay, thanks. It's like an insult pretty much, assuming that you know, you don't know how to spell, and it's almost a given that you're you're gonna have poor grammar if you're from Brooklyn, not these two guys. Finally, Paul Hicky, he's got a problem with you,

and then we're gonna take a break. Then we're gonna have to read it. Brody. Seriously, guys, Brody, while you never in the studio to record a damn podcast that even when you're in the studio for the big show, you guys don't record live together. And frankly, it seems about time to get back to recording side by side. One and a half hour is a week together to record and have better banter and rhythm. Seems worth it for us, Slices. I've been a fans. It's episode zero.

As you both know, you're truly the best guys around. I like that ship sandwich starts with the compliment, gives you the ship and now back to a compliment. What's your response there, David Brodie, Well, I'll glad to respond it that first of all, there's no guarantee that the band would be any better. I think the band has been great. Uh. Second of all, Uh, I'm gonna say twice scary. What has happened scary? The last two times?

I was going to be in studio and was in studio and I said, hey, why don't we do the podcast while I'm there? What happened? We both had things to do after the show. We had things to do. I suggested, what we do the pod? I don't know what you're talking about. We had things to do. We had to fading David Brodie's mic down. Fading down the Boys podcast. Okay, I think the coast is clear to fade his mic back up against slow feeding his mic up. So there you go. I hope you're happy. I just

let loose. I hope you just That was the reason why that was The people heard the truth. Now they know. Now they know. So we we do have sound. We are in a pandemic. And I do see this. I see this one piece of sound here. Okay, yeah, so let me get to that. I got this I want to pass to you on a second. I get this in the folder. What do you want with the one

that thoughts with letter. Oh yeah, okay, so the new variant of the COVID nineteen right, we had the regular COVID nineteam that delta variant, and now there's them we have how do you keeping were collecting them? Crown? Oh is the first letter of macrown like beanie babies. Some people some people say O macron even though it's a macron. Okay. I've heard a couple of senators during some uh senators yeah, refer to it as omni crown. Sounds like a video game.

There's no end in O macron. But this newscaster said it like a five year old play the clip. It's a confusing thing I think for people is it supplies to both the vaccinated and the unvaccinated. Um and also this guidance is based on research that came out prior to the only cron Vann talk. I've actually heard that one a lot. I have not heard anyone say O me crown you get, oh me, oh me you got

the g Maxwell clip. Of course. So Jeffrey Epstein, the pedophile who may have might have killed himself in prison Billionaires Island, we don't know. He had a female lover who was indicted and up brought up on charges and her name if I remember correctly, it's not important, but it's it's spelled something along the lines of g h I s hell. It looks like it. It's it's just i'd give her too much attention because she's a piece of ship. Um. But so people call it uh glene anyway,

I've never heard of so this. This newscaster just completely went off the rails. I'd love to hear this. I want to hear this one for steering our coverage in sour. She just gave her she americanized her name. She went from girl Lane to to Jillian Jillian Jillian. All right, and we have a couple more. We gotta move quick. This is uh did we play church last week? We did? Oh no, don't play church. I didn't send your church. Okay, let's do let's do truck driver okay, So okay, So

I want you to play this clip. It's a it's a and the guy's going to talk to you about the hazards of being a truck driver. And after the plays, I want you to tell me how confident you are in what he's saying and his knowledge. This is the commercial as a truck driver, I've learned how important road safety is. I know that large trucks need more time than room to stop. That's why I always hang back and follow other vehicles at a safe distance. Everyone can

help keep our roads safe. Next time you're driving, try to remember to always give trucks extra space when you emerge in front of them. Let's all plan to share the roads safely. Okay, so he said, as a truck driver. First of all, no shot. That guy's a truck driver, doesn't truck driver? What does the truck driver sala? Scary, Well, that guy is not a truck driver. Hold on, so he says, as a truck driver, right, I've learned how important road safety is. Right, he says, I like to

to hang back. I hit the breaks back space, right I I, I, I, this is what I do. Scary, that's an edited commercial. Would you please play truck driver number two to hear the full commercial and then tell me how much value he has? Now following is an aida As a truck driver, I've learned how important she said. The following is a paid actor. So now you've said the guy you're about to hear is full of shit?

Exactly all he had to saw the script, right. I needed to do was say, hey, if you're a truck driver, be safe, right right, But now you've not. You couldn't. There's so many truck drivers dying for work. You couldn't find one truck driver to say, hey, I'm a truck drive. Any any credence you would have given this has now been is now backfired and is has actually been reversed because she says actor right, and he says after that

is bullshit. Yeah, the following the paid actor. That means this was That means someone wrote lines for this person to say, and they're not really They're not really a truck driver. And you couldn't find a real truck driver who drives safely on the road who is willing to say that. You've got a guy to pretend he likes to step on the brakes, I like to drive safely.

You're not a truck driver. This, by the way, pointed out he doesn't sound like a truck truck driver I was gonna say, which leads me back to the beginning where I said, this guy, no, no shot, this guy's a truck driver, right, So but I didn't, by the way, I did not hear the clip ahead of time that I didn't know that that was coming with the paid actor. But it makes all the sense of the world. I would like my partner in crime, Scary Jones, to do his impression. Driver go all right, let's move on to

the hon days. We have a lot of truck drivers that listen to the brook and buys. You know that, right you You want to keep those listeners, right, I do ye? Why were you gonna do a bad impression? It was probably gonna be poor and it was not gonna give truck drivers around the country justice. I'm a big fan of truck drivers because we all are, you know. But I would I would consider doing that for a living,

like if I could keep awake. I love driving. I love long road trips, listening to the radio and satellite. Truck driver, call us at to one eight a few ape seventy seven, leave a voicemail and give us a voice and give us a little honk, and and also let us know if you put your truck on a cat scale, remember that. Ye sure? Okay? So hunday, I my my wife and I but it was her car. So she used to have a Hyundai Tucson named after Tucson, Arizona. They also have a Hyundai Santa Fe named after Santa Fe,

New Mexico. Is that fair to say Tucson t U s c o N Tucson. I can imagine the butchering of this. So this guy, the first clip you're gonna play, calls my house from a Hyundai dealership. I'm not gonna say where. Okay, I took out his name. I took at the name of the dealership. He calls me every week, claiming that he's responding to my inquiry to buy a new Hundai. First of all, I'm not buying another Hundai. I sold my Hundai and I'm not buying another one.

Not that they're not good, cause I don't need one. For I have two relatively new cause I don't need an Hundai. Okay, But every time he calls, he says two things. He says he's calling about my inquiry, following up on my inquiry into buying a new car. But now this guy works. Now, imagine scary you and worked for Elvis dur in the Morning Show. Imagine if we told people we worked for Elvis Durham in the Morning Show. Play the clip of this guy trying to sell a car.

Oh no, play the clip in Tucson. Tukeson Tucson, the Tucson. Sam just follow it always knows so yeah, so so you can imagine um every day that every every time he calls me. Now, keep in mind, um uh he yells in a Tucson. So I called him today after after like I don't know, eleven messages on my you know, they because he sometimes I get home late at night and he's called, Like he's already after hours. I can't call him. I called him back immediately and I said

to the guy, listen, my name is David. You just called me. Oh yeah, yeah, David Brody, I just called you. Hey, man, listen, um, I am not inquiring about a new car. You can take me off your list. I appreciate you. Wish me happy New Year. And just so you know, the car is pronounced Tucson after Tusan, Arizona. He said, no, no, man, I'm not saying Tuscan. I'm saying Tucson. Yeah. No, no, no, I know what you're saying. He thought I was saying.

He was saying he switched in the sea. I said, no, I didn't say you were saying to Tuscan are both wrong. They're both wrong. I said that. I said, you work for Honday, right, so I'm gonna try to help you here, because you seeming like a really nice guy, like I knew. I wasn't like rude him. I said, he was a really nice guy. Would you see? He wished me happy New Year? I said, but just so you know, since you work for Hunday, it's pronounced Tucson like the number two,

and then San like tu San Arizona. And then I said, you know, if I didn't, if I didn't already own one, I probably would have gotten a wrong. Also, like I played it off like I didn't know it's two San Arizona. But look, if you're if you're a slice and and you you look and you see them on the road and you say Hondai and you don't know it's Hunday

like Sunday, It's okay. It's possible because you don't work for the company, right And if you say TuS On because you don't, it doesn't click in your head that it's Tusun Arizona. That's fine. Well over the holidays, it's happened to me. I was also calling j C. Penny and the recorded message said, thank you for calling j C. Pennies.

I'm like, wow, they added an S to it. Yes happened. Uh. I called the j C. Penny and the Fine Newports Center Mall in Jersey City, and that was their recorded message, the answering service whatever. It was a recorded message by a woman in the store, thank you for calling j C. Pennies. No, there's no S on Penny. It's j C. Penny period. All right, right, all right, now do you have the deferred plan clip. That's it. That's all I got. Okay, I'm gonna play with all. We by the way we

are now and our we're at our time. We've had our time. I want to say that next week I'll say for next week, I like that you have. I love I love how you. I love how I say Brody makes at the beginning of the show. We keep a timer. Okay, they don't cost very much. In fact, you have one in your pocket. Start a timer on the show. So just happy to see you, ohio, okay yo, all right, no, you're right. Everything with guys, Yeah, listen,

I just got a lot of stuff. When we were on vacation, I didn't tell you about the worst bar w u r s T bar, which turned out to be the worst bar w r s T And I got some free dessert, but I'm not gonna I'm gonna save that because you know, for whatever reason. All right, anyway, all right, well, you know there's new slang for the word worst. What's that? What do? What do you what? It's it's uh, it's it's w r T I think

or w the worst is for this? Was? These are they actually sell they specialize in, like in uh kabasi and bratt. Worst's all kinds of worst worst. What do you? Yes? W u r s T are right, it's a play on words. It's actually they sell hot dogs and cabassi and stuff. And one of my last meals before I went on my January detox, I had that and it was an abomination of a night. And I'm like, all I kept thinking about was you Brodie. But we'll talk about that next week. Do you have something else? Uh no,

just Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Yeah, you know what, guys, Yeah, we want we want to we want to clear out the old and start with the new. Um. Obviously, I don't think we can get any more ornaments. I think those have been put away for this season. But you know, I think it's time for some holiday sweatshirts left over. You can buy them now for next Yes, you could do that. Uh yeah, we gotta talk about our our We're gonna talk to our guy and we

gotta see what we have coming up this spring. Uh so, yes, maybe you know, maybe we should have a shirt with a tucks on on it, a tucks on a Tucson, a tuks On a Tucson, a Hondai Tucson. So go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. I love that. I love the fact that we were kind of in sync with each other these days. Yeah, oh that's right. And before we say bye bye bye, go to uh two on eight f seven say hello, hello, hello, Yeah, give

your boys a voicemail. Come on, yeah, it's not I can call in Brooklyn, Brooklyn, can make the boys Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn