#201: Skeery Ate My Chacoochie

to twenty twenty two. If that's when you're experiencing episode two oh one, I'm Scary Jones. That's David Brody in case one on my podcast. Hio. Hello, you can't even use that joke anymore because that's it's like a check writing joke. Yeah, you know what. I still have to write a couple of checks to a couple of companies. It's a long story, but I I do write. I do have to write checks for where I have to write checks otherwise I hate it. Otherwise I hate it.

Not a fan, not a fan of writing checks anymore. By the way, I started off my New year. You know, I keep you in the In the ongoing saga of people who think on the other David Brodie, right, yes, so uh, former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani put up a post on Instagram Yeah that he was gonna be on my show, I have a David Brodie show, right at David David Brodie. He put up a clip of him talking to the other David Brodie and said, check out the interview with me with me and at

David Brodie. So so I I sent him a d M and I said, hey, Mr Mayor, Uh, I'm wrong David Brody. Did he respond? Uh? Well, uh he didn't. And I wrote back. So I wrote back, and I said, you know, I used to be a fan of yours when you're a mayor of New York, but now I'm not so sure. Please delete that tweet. So I I something like that. I said, like, I'm getting a little upset with you. Could I need that tweet taken down? The Instagram post. So not only did he take it down,

but he blocked me so perfect. So yeah, I'm okay with that. And then I got this instant message, I'm sorry this tweet known asshole David Brodie please respond to this. So again, Uh, the other David Brodie made it a really obnoxious post last week, and so people were deeming me, did you really say this asshole? Like, No, I didn't. But my favorite was he wrote known asshole at David Brodie and I thought you ashole, but you know, but

I didn't. I didn't know if you. So when I saw that, you know, normally I know it's the other guy. I could have been. It could have been, Yes, I wasn't. I am a known asshole. Are the correct? It actually works on both levels. It did work on both levels. So proaps to that guy from getting it right, even though we got it wrong. We've been away for like three four weeks now. It's been a while, it's been

a minute. In fact, you know, you were you were already saying, you know, you know that time at the holiday party we should really talk about. And I'm like, dude, that was like a month ago, and you're like, oh no, You're like, we haven't been here since then. So we had our our Elvis d Ranchio holiday party on Wednesday, and and there has been something that it's been irking you since. I mean, come on, I mean you have to have shook it off by now. No, I'll tell

you what. So normally Scary is guilty of when you ask Scary to pass you something at a at a table full of people, the duchy on the left hand side, yeah, Scary will take some of it before he passes it to you. So if we're an Italian restaurant and go Scary, can you pass me to big clams? There's no problem with that. I think we might have even covered this

on that. I'm sure we have. Scary will take two big clams and then pass you the rest of the clams, even though they were sitting in front him and didn't touch them. But they're on their way. If they're on their way past me, I might as well grab a couple and then continue continue to pass. So we went to a really nice Italian restaurant in Lower Manhattan called Il Molino. There a chain, I'm not a chain, but there's multiple locations right l and then second more the

new L I n O. Beautiful place. And one of the things that they're known for, at least I know them for, is they have was it veal palm on the bone or chicken chicken palm on the bone. It's the giant plate sized chicken palm on the bone. It's tremendous hungry. The first quarter of scary right now, you don't tend me with food. That's right, first quarter of scary. He can't eat now, can't We should have gone. I wish it was first quarter of scary for our for

our lunch a couple of weeks ago, a month ago. Now, my hand Elvis took us all out. So he ordered everything, you know, and so they sent out like Italian chocouterie boards, slab slab of wood, and there was little round salamis and pieces of Italian cheese and some bread on these wooden boards, or as the tick soccers call it, the chikuchi board. Chikku chi. She that TikTok viral video. I have not girls that were out here with this couchie board. It's couchie board. Oh nice. We should a segment by

I don't want any cheese from any chikuchi. That's you don't want cheese? No, that doesn't sound, does not sound hashtag chi chichi cheese. We should actually, by the way, I cracked my crack up several times a day off of some of the sounds i've here here on TikTok. We should probably start a segment where we the weekend TikTok where we just put together TikTok complaint so we'll get to them. Continue. So we're sitting at a long

L shaped table. Scary and Garrett are sitting at the Garrett right, They're sitting at the corner of the L where a long table meets the short end. Right right on the corner of the L. I am sitting on the short part of the L next to Garrett. To my right is coast of boy Josh and and Andrew and somebody else I don't remember. There's three people to

my right and Garrett and Scary to my left. Well, Garrett, Scary and Uncle Johnny they got chikudi board for themselves, and the four of us on the little part of the el got our choot board. And every three or four people got a board of Italian salami and cheese and bread, you know, every few feet. And there was like fifteen of us maybe so there was five or six. There was enough boards to go around, right, So you know, Scary is like, oh so good, Oh you gotta try well.

I was fourth quarter Scary. At that point, I'm just trying to shove everything into my throat and plowing through ship. And so their chacoonery board was empty first, right, Uncle Johnny had one or two pieces. Garrett had skip to the part where okay, come on, just tell them to just tell them what's so the four of us and

I don't have a problem with to see. Now four of us, and I'm not eating that much because you know, I'm eating healthy and uh, so we didn't go through the board the four of us as fast as Scary and Garrett went through theirs. And so there's two salami left and uh one one piece of cheese on the board and a piece of bread, and Scary says, uh, you know, uh, you guys are gonna finish that. So we're like, I don't know the food's coming out in a minute. Why do you do you want? Because I

want piece of salami. So I passed the board I don't know three ft to my left to Garrett. Scary takes both salamis instead of one like he asked four and then says, hey, Garrett, you want the cheese. Theres only one left, all right, So Garrett eats the cheese board. Yeah. It reminded me of when you you asked me for a chocolate covered strawberry and then offered all my strawberries. Did he in turns who asked for salami? Here's what you didn't see. This is the and I think the

slices will agree. And then you offered the cheese that Garrett, it wasn't your cheese. The bus boy was show was right there and he was about to take everything. He was clearing the plates and clearing the boards away, so he already had gone to the other side of the table and there was a half full board that he

took off the board. So I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh my god, I gotta save the salami from this board, because because the second goes back in its place with the piece of salami sitting there, and the guy's gonna come and take it away, so it might as well go into my mouth rather than into the garbage. That's how I was looking at it. Putting it into your mouth and saving the salami is what used to call what you tried to do as a kid, isn't it? Yeah?

Pretty much? But save the salami tried? Yeah, right, I just the balls on you balls, didn't know one was sitting there. Why don't you say, bro, did you want the cheese? And can we have the cheese? No one had touched that board in over fifteen minutes. Doesn't matter, You're not that you're not the Jakuderi police, the Jacuderi cop, or that you COUCHI cop for that matter. SUCHI so, yeah, I thought that was TACKI alright, alright, okay, ta um.

You know other things happened during the holiday. You know, I got fucked, you know, not in the good way, not in the good way. I so I was gonna go to Miami's jingle Ball jingle Ball. I was the sole representer of the radio show, of our show to go to why one d jingle Ball in South Florida, because we are their morning show and there should be representation from the morning show, and nobody else could make it. So I bought a flight on Friday, and then Sunday

morning rolls along. By. By the way, you are already posting yourself outside Florida Friday night. I'm hanging out having drinks restaurants Saturday. Were you behind you were some behind somebody in the crowd. I was Jake Paul the Fighter yeah, and his brother Logan Paul. Right, yeah, yeah, I was out at at a nightlife event with them and Ja Rule was there another night flow right, we were all it was great. But then, by the way, I have Roles phone on it, I don't tell you that we

should call him sometime. He's really great. He's such a nice guy. So so Friday and Saturday night, I'm like hanging out. But the big culmination and the real reason why I'm there is because of Sunday night. The reason why they flew me in was for jingle Ball, not for the Friday night partying or the Saturday night or afternoon. I was not invited to the jingle Ball. So well then you got your just desserts because on Sunday morning

you had the last laugh when they canceled. And I'm sitting there with my dick in my hands, saying, what what am I doing? Now? I'm saving the salami. Yeah, I was trying to save my salami. No. I couldn't believed it, Brodie. I I was shocked. I'm like, oh no, now what, like this whole trip was for nothing? Uh? And anyway, my flight back was until Monday so I had an entire weekend in South Florida. Some would say, oh my god, you had some great weather. Shut your mouth.

But for me, I'm like, okay, I was technically on vacations Friday, so I was. I was like four days of my vacation that I was, and you hadn't really planned vacation weekend. They canceled it. They canceled the concept. You never mind the people that paid for tickets. It was their Christmas present and birthday and they canceled it because of COVID protocol. But just wanted to go that we're gonna go. I feel bad. There are people listening

to this podcast. You know, listen if you've ever not been invited to a party and it gets canceled, you know, the cops camm and arrest of it. But you you kind of chuckled, you kind of laugh. Yeah was that so I'm not I'm upset for our company, and I'm because it's a huge production in all, I have terrible But yeah, I wasn't invited. Okay, you weren't invited. Let me tell you about what I did get to experience. Do that right after the break, Oh damn, it breaks

Tim timing. I gotta get better at this timing thing. I know, I know, you know, I got so much to catch up on. They told us we had to do these in certain intervals, so you know, if we're late, then you know, my hand gets backed. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, So you know we did the Fabreeze thing right. We played the fabriz jingle, yes, and uh, we didn't know what they were saying, and then figured out happy for briefe Happy Abram's Nelson underscore Abram's a b R A

M s. There's no h in there. Uh, he tweeted at me, put this one right up there with Fabreeze. See if you hear what I hear in this clip, I'll tell you what. It's what he says, it sounds like. So let me see here, do you hear what? Okay? Uh? Hold on by rocking mortgage? Getting mortgage is a necessary part of the homeline process for many. You know what doesn't have to be asshole because fucking mortgage can build

at homeload. It doesn't have to be asshole. Way again, So what he said is he said, it sounds like doesn't have to be an asshole this fucking mortgage. So I don't want to preface it and tell you what it sounds like. But listen to it again. What is he saying? Hold on, this is an actual rate, a commercial rock mortgage. Getting mortgage is a necessary part of the home wine process for any you know what. Doesn't have to be assole because fucking Morkige can build at

home every step and no one. Okay, so I think I think he's saying this rocket mortgage doesn't have to be a hassle. But that's not what it sounds like. Now play it again. I love it. I can't only hear this. Getting is a necessary part of the home wine process for any you know what. It doesn't have to be assole because can build. It sounds like he laughs, like this fucking mortgage from that Nelson Abram. Yeah, you're

a good man. Nelson absquality. That quality fine. You know, people were had me like laughing my ass off over the break because they were tweeting pictures and things to the Brooklyn Boys. At the Brooklyn Boys by the way, on Twitter, we will try and retweet as many people as possible. Uh God, let me see if I can find a few real quick. But while you're doing that, guy, play one more clip. Okay, so you know, if you have a job, you're a problem solver. Right. Let's say

your job is to solve problems with a company. Yeah, okay, you you might be like an I T guy. You might be an efficiency expert. Okay, I heard this commercial and to me, there's only one job this guy could have. You tell me what kind of job this guy has? Ready? Why do I work with Paul Davis? I love solving problems working with my hands. But what I really care about is making a difference. I love problem solving and working with my hands. But wait a second. He usually

problem solving doesn't involve working with your hands. I listened to the guy one more time. I'm gonna tell you what he does for a living. Okay, why do I work with Paul Davis? I love solving problems working with my hands. Okay, this guy works in the mafia. This guy is one of those guys when you don't pay you the money you owe. He solves problems with his hands? What? What kind of job? Oh? I love solving problems with my hands. What is he like? What does he do

go around fixing pipes? I don't even want to know what the company is but it sounds like he's like a fixer. Yeah, I understand you didn't pay a protection money this week. I'm gonna have the problem solve with my hands. I have the problem solve. Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, right, Like I love problem solving. Working with my hands. I feel like that's a threat. Like if this guy's like I understand some problems, I'm gonna have to use my hands. Yeah that means that means yeah,

that means you're you're breaking next. Yeah, I don't want anything to happen to you, but I understand there's a problem. I'm gonna have to work with my hands now, if you know what I'm saying. Yeah, this and this guy doesn't set listen. This guy doesn't sound tough. This guy doesn't sound like I have to be maybe threatened by him, but I feel threatened by him. I feel so I feel bad um for Highway Explore On Twitter from he tweeted, uh here every company he has more problems than I do. Yeah,

well this one was for Jared. You know it could only be Jared for ruining my fiancee's ring. Got it resized and now you can't see the engraving. Plus they added fucking comma. So how do you reverse that, Brody? I mean, the guy got an engraved ring and he shows us a picture and it says, I love you stinky. That's the that's the engraving he wanted on the inside of the ring. But he put a common Now, but isn't there supposed to be a comma after? Can there be?

It's not incorrect if it says I love the comma? Hold on, Well, there's a there's a couple of problems there. First of all, what they did was to resize the ring. They stretched the ring out where the engraving was as opposed to stretching it out where the engraving wasn't okay, so they had to do something there. Or they could have added more metal to make the ring bigger. But they stretched it. They stretched it, and they stretched it. Okay.

So here's the problem. I love you stinky. Now, if if he loves the girl he calls stinky, that's fine, but does he but also stinky could be an adjective like I love you stinky, love it when you're stinky, I love what you stink. But if you put a comma, it's like you're signing your name. I love you, stinkin sty stinky, Yeah, I love you so he stinky. Yeah, that's wrong. And by the way, when he complained, he wrote, you're he's terrible service. Your staff told me that's the

best they can do. So when you think of miss misspelled engravings and terrible service, it can only Jared. Also listen Highway Explorer. I feel like, maybe don't tag us in every complaint to every company because they don't know who we are and there's nothing we can do. And well, maybe it's more he just wants to let us know that he's fighting the good fight. And I want, I want your tweets, but maybe tweet us and go like, oh,

Jared fucked me. But when you tweet at Jared and then tweet us, I feel like you're involving us in your mix. And Jared's like, you know, he wants to tangle with Jared. That's why I want. I can't tangle with Jared on your behalf if I don't know the details. And and truthfully, you know, one of these days he's gonna tag one of our sponsors and then it's gonna get awkward. So yeah, not that we have a lot of sponsors. Um, we could use some sponsors, just saying.

Also definitely want to say thank you to everybody who purchased merch from our merch store over the holidays. The merch perch, the merch perch Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Oh a fighting Chance uh a Fighting Chance six with no e on chance. That's the one hoodie and also goodness hoodie looks like Robin Margulis uh for hanakah put this wasn't from our merch store. She put a little hanaka um hanaka I guess shirt on her dog.

Oi to the world. This that wasn't from ours, But yeah, Robin, feel free to shop at the Brooken Boys merch Store's gonna shout out Christopher Travers. I am Mr Chapo. He got got hoodies for he and his lovely woman in his life. I don't know if it's a girlfriend or a wife. Uh. And the three free holiday ornaments, which we love, and they sent us a nice picture of the two of them. He didn't tag his girlfriend. I mean I'm sure he did after he gave her a sweatshirt.

Uh Uh. He got the Pizza Pepperoni Pizza red hoodie and she got the Brooklyn Boys podcast Slice for Life. Uh so, thank you. Check out our merch store. By the way, if you didn't do anything for the holidays, uh, check it out now, I mean why not. It's you know, obviously you return that shirt that you didn't like from

the you know that your aunt gave you. Maybe you have a gift for seat or some money, uh to go towards I don't know, put it back on that Amex card or you know, and buy something from our merch store. You should do a merch perch. Do not buy K and nine masks from this company on Amazon. They have they have a picture. It claims it's made in America, but I'm gonna say it's probably not. The picture is. It's four pictures and one of them is a reporter covering a wildfire. It's as suitable for mold

for multi occasions. There's some woman shopping and it says shopping. There's a woman working in a computer and it says working. And then there's a guy on a bus and it says on traffics. Oh, okay, suitable for when you are on traffics. On traffics and uh shout out to Jason Romano, the holiday season YouTube can now have your own D mode package. I guess this is a picture you tried to be in demode. This is exactly this. This new car has driving modes, but then they abbreviate insert as

your own D jokes here. Alright, So they're literally a button that says D mode. I wonder what that does when you when you push it, I can see you stay at home. Yeah, pretty much mode. I need to know if this is if I should be offended by this, because I I sort of was in a tongue in cheek way. I'm not gonna say who it was because because we're all good now and I I I poked a little fun at them. But somebody said, uh, they saw me in a Oh oh my god, Brody, I

just saw you on Instagram. Um, you didn't lose a lot of weight. You lost half a person. Keep up the fantastic. Look great. How many pounds are you down? Now? Wow? Good for you. Yeah, Well, you'll be in that ballpark with your first quarter scary first quarter scar by the time second quarter rolls around, scary rolls around, we'll see what what you end up weighing, and we'll do way off, you know, so I will talk to this person. I appreciate the compliment, but just so we're clear, I didn't

weigh that much, right, so I understand it. It's sort of a compliment. But when you say, wow, you lost half a person, that sounds like you look like ship. Dude, Now you look like less than ship. Yeah you know what I mean, Like, oh, you look like I saw her back. Maybe let's just say you look good. But when you say like, you look like you lost half a person, you know I was still that person right, Like that was still me prior to the weight loss.

It's like, wow, you were the size of a fucking house. Now you look good. Yeah, there's no way around, just say you look good. Say you know, in thirty pounds is a lot to lose, but it wasn't like I lost a hundred. But I love when they say you look a lot. You look so much better. I'm like, oh than what then the way I used to look? Just say you look good. Look yeah, you look like

you swallowed a Volkswagon back then. But you're saying to the woman in your life, like or anyone in your life that's may be sensitive, but usually I know, like my wife would kill me, Uh, wow, you look a hell of a lot better now. Jesus louis right, Like if she gets her hair done or she loses, Like, oh boy, who you look so much better now that you got your hair done? Well, what does that say about yesterday? You look? Just watch your compliments and make

sure they're actually compliments. Think, I think before you speak. How about that, Well, we don't do that on this podcast. We do not podcast holy sh it with you in the commercial button. Hey, I'm not the guy that's both that. That's both of us. We're both responsible for that. You know. I wanted to tell you real quick about you. Two things that happened to me on the way down to Florida.

I was going to Fort Lauderdale and this happens. And you know, we pointed this out once before, but Brody, you'd be so mad the we we call them on the I think Elvis Duran coined the phrase the miracle flight. The miracle flight is when they make the call from we're going from Newark to Fort Lauderdale. You could imagine the clientele. Okay for Laiderdale. Do I have to say anymore? Just say there's a lot of old people, a lot of old people with a ton of wheelchairs. There must

have been about eight or nine wheelchairs all cut. The wheelchair people get to sit down and get to roll up. We're not talking about people who are paralyzed. No, we're talking about people who find it easier. Well, you know who abused the system, because I'll tell you why they've used the system, Because when the flight ended and I was on my way out, all these people that suddenly needed these wheelchairs going in, they don't need them going out.

Why because the wheelchair people exit last. They enter first, but exit last. But that's in convenient for them. So somehow they find the strength to get up from their seats when the flight's over. It's the heat, and they end up walking out single file and walking to the gate. They don't have to wait for the for the uh, for the you know, the chair to come get them. They don't have to be wheeled around the airport. They somehow find it away and they by the way on

the on the go the way there. They found a way to get to the gate without the wheelchair. So it's only they find the wheelchair just for the moment where it's time to board, and the and to board only just to cut the line, and I just find that a major problem. I think it's taking advantage of the situation. I think that it's awful, and I think that these are people who found a way to uh pretty much, you know, beat the system, don't you think? Absolutely well. It reminds me of the one I told

you the Weird Al Yankovic concert. We were backstage waiting on line. I've told this story waiting online to meet Weird Al and some guy with a cast on his foot like it was in a wheelchair and needs to cut the line to meet weird out first the one yeah, and then he walks away. Yeah, but then he probably walks away. Yeah. But even so, while you cutting the line, you're already fucking sitting. I'm standing I should cut the line. Well, he used it for a different purpose. But the people

getting on planes, they just used it. Don't take advantage of wheelchairs? Are people actually need a wheelchairs? What about the people this is the second thing I saw. What about people who take advantage of the service animal thing. I was sitting on the flight and a woman passed by me on the plane with a full sized poodle, huge, well groomed, huge poodle. But it was the size of

it was the size of a mini person. It was like the size of a twelve years a standard poodle, A standard Okay, I'm only used to the many ones. Then a standard poodle is pretty freaking big. By the way, a standard poodle should just be called a poodle, true, like milk and white milk. It's just men have a poodle and then you know, called poodle, a mini poodle or whatever. Just poodle. But I was so a flabbergas and I'm like, see, it's people like this who are

abusing the system. Again. What if this woman, why does it necessarily have to be that she needs that a person needs a small animal to be a security pet. I'm just saying, this is a This is a dog that was not hired as a service animal. This looked like a pure bread standard animal. Listen, So you're sending grooming standard poodles to be service animals. No, no, no, it's not a service animal. Sometimes. Look, I don't want to defend people who take animals on planes. I'm just

gonna explain it. Some people need made emotional emotional support, right. I feel like you should bring a friend then to talk to you on the planet, like if you have a friend with you, that should be It's just fucked up. You know. I used to be terrible on planes and squeeze my fingerprints into the right Now I get that, and I understand there are people that need it. I'm not making fun of those people. Some airlines don't allow

certain sized pets. Yeah, but at some point you can't bring your bull on the people there were For a while I was getting out of hand. A woman woman took a peacock, and another woman took a pig, a pot belly pig as a service pig. Emotional support emotional support pig. Why do you But the thing is, it's people like that who ruin it for the people that really need it. You should take a train. This woman

did not need an emotional animal. You didn't need I'm telling you, this was just a convenience thing for her so she can have her poodle transported to Fort Lauderdale, that you can take a poodle with her. So they slap a freaking a slap a thing over his saddle over and call it and it's a service animal. You're not a service animal, no way. I'm calling bullshit on you. I'm sorry. I had to get that out of my system. I just think that people have gone way too far

with this ship. All right, um we got Peter May twenty nine sent me a d M. Hey, Brody, Broadway is stealing your material. I went to see Jagged Little Pill Alattis Morris Set's musical tonight, and when they perform Ironic, another character bursts out, that's really not ironic, it's just shitty. What the fuck? Ah, that's great? What the fuck? Well they did steal from you? Clearly that's my line. I made it up, spur the moment. Our podcast is older

than the Broadway show. You think someone who wrote that Broadway show was listening to this podcast. They say that's a clever line. I'm gonna throw that in there. Yeah, you know, they tweaked. They tweaked, They tweet Broadway shows all the time. They could have added that in maybe, Like if you saw Jagged Little Pill day one, that line may not have been there. I feel I feel like it was. I feel like it was. I feel like I saw a preview. Really you saw that. I didn't. No, No,

I saw it somewhere air. But I remember that line being in the show. But still our podcast came first. Yeah, yeah, all right, Uh no, I gotta I got. I got a problem with you. A lot of people saw it. You put it on social media. You went to Siddel's again smartly, and then asked me to go and you shot. You put up you put up? Is what you put up, the three Towers of food. The top tower is smoked

Scottish salmon covered in what fucking dil? Of course, underneath that is what looks like a patty of dog food salad that you wrote, tuna salad covered in what fucking dill? And then under that is it says potato lot right in the back. And then there's a plate of tomato and cucumber, and all over the tomato I'll let you guys fill in the blank here say it with me, fucking dill. And then you wrote a house made everything bagel, would you no? No? Okay? And then there's cream cheese,

which what's in the cream cheese scallions? Yeah, And the head couldn't killed me. You could have killed me with scallions and dillod well slices. It's safe to say the old Brody is back. Remember we were getting worried there at the end of no, No, my resolution, but twenty two is known asshole at David Brody. Remember you are a known asshole. Your your your your back a with all guns of blazing right out of the gate. I'm just gonna say one thing. Okay, you then posted a

story to my story. That's right. And what did you write? Oh? I wrote, let me see hold on here, hold on the nerve of you, the nerve, the nerve, the nerve of you. I wrote, scary still doesn't recognize awful Jewish food, And then I put the emoji vomiting green stuff into the dill. First of all, Del's you can there's now available in South Florida. But I think I think they opened in Coconut Growth or Coconut Creek, one of the two. But they all don't know good Jewish food go down there.

They opened in a very Jewish area. Let me say this, okay about Sindel's. Okay, they take all the Jewish classics and they put a very come up with clean, awesome spin on it. No, the food is amazing. It's actually some rated some of the best. In fact, the infatuation, which is a very highly revered or revered whatever. Uh. Revered site names Saddel's along with some of the others, as the ten best bagels in New York City, so that everything Bagel, Housemaid on premises and everything. Listen, I

want to well reviewed. And it was ship. No, that's your opinion. Jason Bateman in a movie called Game Night. I know there's people that like it. The plot was moronic, nothing made sense through a plot holes everywhere. The reviewers, well, oh, it's a great mystery, it's a joy ride, it's hilarious. There's a couple of funny lines, but so much of it doesn't make sense. So funk the reviews sometimes by you. And when going back to the dill point, dil is

used in Jewish cooking. Everything like that, not clumped Jewish, what is wrong? Just pick it off and pick it off. Dil in matz of ball soup is excellent. Is it is a typical ingredient? It is not. It is not an atypical ingredient. It is a typical ingredient in in Yes, in making mats any of the Jewish people I'm related to for generations that I put dil in there. But that's your family. Yes, your Italian don't look at the look at the overall, the overalls, and I tell you

how your parents should prepare it to that. You know what. We have nuances when it comes to making meatballs, for instance, yea, some some Italians will tell you it's got to have raisins and pine nuts in it. And we're like, you don't put raisins in pine nuts. No you don't, highly reviewed, but that's what I want. No ounces a dill. But I will say this. There are some people, so we actually tip our cap and we say that, yes, that

is a form of making a meat ball. Some people do Sicilians, some put raisins, but we acknowledge it its existence. We don't just swear it off as people. Five And what about a restaurant opens up in your area, it's Italian restaurant and they put fucking jelly beans in the meat balls and people go, oh, that's pretty good. I like the jelly beans in the meat balls. Does that make it a thing? You have to be open to everything you eat jelly beans and meat balls? You are

just you are jealous. I didn't call you for the trip, Not a chance. Nit's that's at our f are one seven nine nine. Here is a pie for Thanksgiving. I didn't get a chance to read this one. It's fresh dill pickle pies and it's just green slopping a pie shell. Thanks Rob, you made me nauseous blow up. Uh speaking of Italian food scary, I want your opinion on this one. There's a pizza place not far from where I from where I shop, and I wanted to use the Slice

app because I have UH dollar credits still remain. I wanted to use the app. So they have really good stuff peppers in this place, and I've ordered there before, so I'm I'm over the other side of the parking lot near the home Home depot where you know, I'm always there at the home depot, and I see, you know what, I'm gonna put an order together and stop off with this pizza place and get myself some stuff peppers and some maybe a chicken palm dinner or something.

And it's about seven forty and the app says they're closed, Like it can't be closed. I could see from across the parking lot they're open. So I go across. I go across the parking lot, I pull in and this place, the way the counter works is the right side of the counter is your takeout dinners and the left side of the counter is pizza. So I go up to the right side of the counter and the owner is standing there leaning against the counter and as a kid

working there, and he's against the counter. I said, excuse me, what time do you close? He says ten o'clock. Now again, it's like, I said, oh, well, the slice app says you're closed. He says, yeah, I turned it off. What yeah, you know what, I got a guy called out, we don't have a guy to check the app, so I turned it off. I said, well, I want to use my credit, so I'll order now with the app and you can just go check it because I'm telling you

I'm gonna order. Nah, it's a whole thing. It's a whole thing, because you're gonna use the credit next time. Oh you know, if it's leaning he's leaning against the counter. If it's a whole thing. Brodie then walked out. He said, you know what, Okay, you're right. Next time, I will come here. I actually I will order from you guys when you guys are open. Goodbye. I'm going to get pizza somewhere else and I'm gonna pay full price. I really I would have done that, but I was starving

and I really wanted I liked that pizzas. So I go up to the side of the counter and I see they've they've gotta they gotta m pie come out and it's fresh out, fresh out the fresh out the oven, right, So I said, you know, give me a slice. I should put on a plate. I'll just eat it fresh out the fire, pen into the fire. So they got one of these signs up that says we charged three three for credit card use. I'm like, man, they are striking out left and right. So luckily I had cash

on me. I'd like ten bucks worth of cash. So the girl says to me, it's three two, so I don't have any change on me. So I give her four dollars and she gives me back, you know, seventy eight cents. So you know, I get three quarters three pennies and I'm walking away with the slice of pizza. And it's delicious, scary. It was so good. It was a perfect slice of pizza, and there was so much that the cheese was oozing off. I had to like catch it in midair because I did the fold so good.

I said to myself, you know what, I should get a second slice of pizza. I haven't been eating two slice of pizza, but I'm gonna get a second slice of pizza. So I go back to the counter. Now, I said, you know what, give me a slice. I don't have to wait because it's still had a fresh out the oven. And I've taken my three dollars out, and I take a quarter out and two pennies, and I put on the counter right because I got three seven,

I know it's gonna be three two. She picks up the money, she puts in one slice, and she goes, oh, I don't need the pennies. Here, you go and give them back to me. I said, what, oh, well, it's only three twenty two. You gave me a quarter. I said, yeah, I want a nickel back. That's why I gave it to two pennies. Yeah, so she could understand that what she was gonna she will hold on a second. Was she gonna keep the quarter and just call it even

right there and not give pennies three cents back. They don't have Nobody knows how to do math below a dollar, so I say, and they don't have in front of mine, forget it. So I said, well, I want to get a nickel back. She so, she looks at me, she goes, she started, no, she said the band. She said, like the band with a question. I go, no, no, no, I saw I want my pizza. I don't want to spitting on it. So I said no, no, if I give you three seven and it's only two, I get

five cents back. Guaranteed. Never in her career has she ever had to do that calculation on the spot at that She probably has never had. No, because they don't. People don't do that. Only you do that. And I say this, I'll say it. Why people do that all the time? You have with dollars and fives and tens to make people do it with change? Cut it out. No, they don't do it with when they do with nickels and dimes. I have a pocket full of pennies. Now, of course I'm gonna do it. I've never seen I've

never seen anyone do that with specifically that example. They're trying to Sorry, I'm going I'm gonna give you two extra pennies, so here, give me a nickel. I've seen it for the dollar, you know, rounded to the dollar to try and you know, or um or five or she's never given you've never given a dollar an extra dollar bill to get a five back? Correct that that I have and not the nomination? Yes, but not at not at the you know, at the low level of

pennies and nickels. Okay, scary. As soon as I saw the three twenty two, I'm like, two, I've got two in my pocket. That's how you get rid of pennies. You spend that. I would just be like, reason her side for being bad at man, I'd be like, here's three in a quarter. Don't even give me the pennies back, And these two pennies in my pocket, I'm gonna throw them out the window. Well, big spending now, so you're wasting pennies. I got a nickel. Now you would have

just wasted a nickel. But what do you do with a nickel the next time? Somethings three three thirty? I can give a quarter and a nickel. Who pays with cash anymore? I don't you keep still? You keep coins in your pocket. I don't keep coins in my pocket. But I paid three twenty two for a slice piences because I don't want to pay three percent for charge. Yeah, I'm I paid For'm not paying for that, But that wasn't the argument. You're paying. That's why I paid. Okay,

So all right, say two twice, right. So I so my friend says to me, I gotta go to Home Depot the next day, and not crazy. I'm not. I'm not you all crazy? You all crazy. So I go back to Home Deeper the next day, and I'm starving again, so I go back. I'm craving that pizza. So I go back in and I see they've got a regular pie that looks like it's relatively fresh, and the Sicilian pointe. Now the Sicilian some of my favorite Sicilian pizza in

the area. They didn't have Sicilian the day before. So I say, give me a regular slice and this is Silian. Heat it up for me, but not too hot. I'll take it in a box, okay. So I'm thinking to myself, the round is three two, the square has gotta be around the same price, buffly, So I put seven dollars down in the counter. I figured, even if the pizzas three seventy five, I gotta covered seven dollars. So the guy says to me, uh, seven twenty something whatever it was.

I said, well, two slices is six four? How is it seven twenties something? He says, the Sicilian is more money. We right, I know it's more money, but usually it's like thirty cents forty cents. Say it's eighty cents more. He goes, yeah, it's more dough, more more dough. The dough is the cheap pot. So I was like, you're charging me eighty more cents for the bread. Yeah, bread, Yeah, people do that. There's more cheese on the round slice. Did doesn't make any sense? You eighty cents more for

the sicilian which is smaller. Well no, no, it's actually denser. You get more dough. But but you know how much you how much dough cost to make. I'll tell you what you eat a slot, you eat a slice around and a slice of square. Guarantee the square fills you up. The round doesn't for bread. You're paying for the bread, but it's not up to you. Their prices stand that.

But I've I've worked in pizza places. I mean, how much it cost to make like a ten pounds a dough like, but what they want to charge for it as a markup is their prerogative, and you've already chosen. You're already balls deep in this place because you didn't walk away the first time when you should of. He said, Oh, you don't want the slice app you know you guys are closed, goodbye, And guess what, maybe this the second place might not have charged you eight, he says, extra

for the square. I'm just saying. And by the way, it was usually usually slices. Usually, isn't the Sicilian usually seven at least seventy five cents more, have fifty cents. That's it was eight cents more. It seemed like a lot, but it was good. Listen, change again. No, yes, I had to ibly paid seven dollars and I still have to change from the day before I got rid of it. Oh, I can't stand coins. That's why you have to spend it, your dick. You gave her two pennies so you could

make a nickel nickel back. Listen, if you have five pennies in your pocket, you know you want a goddamn nickel. You know you do. You know you're thinking of yourself. I wish you had nickel. The downside is if I go to back pay again, I'm out of pennies, So I'm gonna get pennies back. I'm not slice something. Oh my god. If something is if something is six dollars, then and and I and no, no, no, I give him a one. I give him a one, and then I get five back. Right, Okay, that that scenario makes

sense to me. But the three pennies to get to to to change five pennies or to have to two extras. I know it's not about you being a man of math. This is not a question of good. A band of math is about being petty or not or squabbling over three cents and two cents. Let me ask you a question. Let me ask you a question. I would just say, here, here's a quarter. Let's say the slice was three sixty. Okay, three sixty and you had three quarters in your pocket? Yeah?

Or two quarters at a dime? No, I'm sorry. Let's say you have a dime in your pocket. It's three sixty and you've got four singles and a dime in your pocket. If you give the dime, you get back two quarters. So would you give the dime because you know what fun it? I'll take forty cents. I'll take the forty cents. At that then, because I'll tell you everybody, I'll tell you any know because at that point, Yeah, because I don't want to do the math on change

like that, and then it's just change. I'm smart, scary that math is like bom for me. Quarters quarters. I don't want quarters. So you want to quarter a diamond nickel? Yeah, it's all. It's all going into my petticash tray in my apartment, which I never roll in cash in anyway. So now you've got a tray of money you're never gonna spend. O. My god, fuck you man. That last seg I took a lot out of me. But yeah, it wore me out too. I I I thought you were better at math. I'm great at me. It's not

about that. I was a mathlete when I was growing up. I was well, yeah, I was a spelling champ and a mathlete. Okay, then they should take away your title because you can't do change. Listen, come o, before we go any further, we want to let everybody know, Let all the let all the affiliates, all the slices. No

that uh. In about ten minutes time or so, we're going to be having a professional bull rider on the air with us because bull riding is coming to Madison Square Garden this Friday and Saturday, and Brodie and I thought, would you guys, would guys get a kick out of it? So we'll be talking to one of the top bull

riders in a little while. Um So, speaking of how you're not good at math, have you ever been on the phone with with a customer service or a help desk person that talks to you like they must deal with a hundred year old people all day? Yes? Okay, So I called a New York City government agency about something, nothing bad, It was just something. And the guy is telling me what website to go to. So he says, okay, you're gonna go to NYC dot gov. Oh, here we go.

Hold on forward slash, hold on scarre hold on and then he says forward slash. That's the line that leans forward above the control key on your keyboard. So so I go, oh, by the way, he did the WWW's also we talked about this on our last podcast a matter of fact. But he's explaining to me where the forward slash is. So I say, excuse me, sir, you don't need to explain everything to me, Like, um, A hundred.

I'm good with the technology. Don't insult my intelligence. I am a known asshole around here, right, you can look check Twitter. So he says, whoa, whoa, don't go there with me, Bro, don't go there with me. Yeah, don't go there with me. Don't go there. So I go, I go, where am I going? Don't go there with me telling me how to do my job. Don't go there. Don't even go he said, don't don't piss me off more because you know I hate people. So I said, what are you What are you talking about? I'm letting

you know I'm not a hundred. You don't need to explain to me where the forward slash is. And more importantly, I'm on I'm on my phone, so the key isn't above the control like, you don't need to tell me that. I don't need w's. I'm just letting you know you can do your job easier, you can move forward faster. All right, Well, I gotta go through a procedure. I deal what people all do? I said, alright, I said, I said Trevor, because his name is Trevor. I said, Trevor,

listen to me. I'm just telling you calmly, calmly that you don't have to explain everything to the nth degree going forward. You can just say to me NYC dot gov. He doesn't know how to do that because he's reading off a script so well, it would require him to think. He goes, I say the same thing to everybody. Don't take it personally. Of course he does, because he's a robot spitting out a script. At that said, I said, Trevor,

I'm not not mad at you. I'm trying to save you from dumbing this down to the point where I want to kill myself because you're explaining what forward slash is. So he goes, all right, man, al right, okay, I see, I see where you're coming from. Now, okay, alright, alright, alright, alright, he'd Trevor strikes me as the same type of person who would say happy New Year's. Oh, I didn't want to say thank you. Nobody wished me a happy New Year's so far I was gonna talk about this on

the air this morning, we ran out of time. Um, I was very excited that nobody did the same to me as well. So I think maybe happier in the corner we I think we finally have because people would always get New Year's Eve here, you know, confused with happy New Year. Want to wish to be a happy New Year's Eve? That's fine, but happy New Year's Yeah, So so thank you, thank thank everybody for that. You know, I think what was it the of the person the guy who used to work with us, who used to

oh Valentine's Valentine's Day. Yeah, I think people like that. Valent Happy Valentine's Day. And uh sorry I missed you on New Uh you know I wished a happy New Year's I didn't wish years So yeah, well, since we're sort of grammar policing, I wanted to call out somebody. There's a guy on Baseball Night in New York on s n Y. His name is j j Oh Is it time? I think we should play the jingle polease please please see something wrong? Screenshot did and send it

to at the Brooklyn Boys. What do you got? So he's talking about his opinion on something has changed, right, his opinion has changed, So he says, I gotta tell you I've come full circle on my opinion. Oh no, that means you have to see opinion is before right if you turn around, if you're facing a wall and you do a full circle. You're facing the wall again. He did a one eight, right, he did a one

eight coming full circle. That's wrong. So then my two favorite guys on the Sports Network, one of them says, oh, man, I was taken back by that. No, you had taken a back. You had taken a back. When somebody shocks you or surprises you, you're like, oh, it's taken it back. You weren't taken back, taken back. It's like when someone reminds you of the seventies. Oh man, I heard that song. I was taken back to the seventies. No, you were taken up back. So I just want to get those

two out of the way. Grandma, how about from the Department Department of Redundancy Department the Department of Redundancy Department. Uh, Tisias Snodgrass wrote to us on Twitter. Uh the sign that she saw that says we are no longer taking spectrum bills any longer. Yeah, wait, hold second, one more time. We are no longer taking spectrum bills any longer. You only need one longer. I think somebody type that out

in two parts. They got back to it after lunch and then they finished a sentence, Uh, speaking of which you know that. Uh, we get upset when people say a T M machine and number. Did you know that's that's now brilliantly referred to as r A S RAZ syndrome. What's it called? Wikipedia? RAZ stands for redundant acronym syndrome, making the phrase RAZ syndrome socially guilty of being RAZ syndrome. It is, it is guilty of it because because of

the syndrome syndrome. That's the brilliance of it. Next time somebody says a Tim Machino vin number, a pin number, that is known as RAS syndrome, which is what is it again? Redund the Department of Rene as the redundant acronym syndrome syndrome syndrome, the syndrome. Shout out to Lisa Westcott on Twitter who wrote to us and said, Happy Holidays. I just got the best gift ever from another Slice

for Life Diane. Shooty uh, by the way, I love how the slices are getting to know each other and they becoming friends in real life and they're gifting each other. So Lisa writes that Diane got her this and it was a set of pencils that say pencils for Grammar Police Standard number two pencils. And they were literally pencils that have sayings on them like you lost me at your beautiful, like your you are spelled wrong, They're they're they're going there to their house, okay, and all the

their's okay. That is correct the way they said it. Silently correcting your grammar punctuation saves lives to serve and correct Oxford comm until I die. An official Grammar Police pencil. So apparently they sell these the Whiskey River, right, the Whiskey River Soap Company. So anyway, I just love how one of our slices, Diane gifted the Grammar Police pencil set to Lisa, and then Lisa screenshot at it and said it to us at the brooke, and boys like,

look look at what I mean. I think that's so cool that there's that kind of um you know that I was gonna say in Comma robtarie, yes, common ottery. A shout out to a J. McClure sent the stagrammer from the back. No sent us a sign. Welcome to our porch where wasting time is considered time well wasted, except they spelled wasting and wasted as w A I s t I n G and w A I s t e D. That is not how you spelled wasted.

That's how you spelled waste, like your pants ands. Uh Tuna melt, uh tuna underscore, melt underscore t M. I guess they love the t ms. I can't even go through Instagram without grammar policing people, and I'm not even looking for mistakes. And she put up a picture from Instagram of a woman in bed with a kid, and she wrote on her like as a little sign with letters, this is for the moms that doesn't sleep, the moms

that doesn't doesn't sleep yep. And then she sent me a picture of uh Mandy t Fee with Selena Gomez, whoever Mandy t Fee is. It's a miracle. I am here and could care less if that means I'm a sixteen instead of an eight. I guess it's about a dress size. I don't know, but it's not could care less. Couldn't care less. So we've got we've got the people out there, uh fighting the fight for us uh. And I have I have one more because I have one Well,

I just wanted I wanted to get your opinion on something. Oh, I'm here for you. So first quarter Scary has to eradicate ingestion of all oils. That's part of this die the oils. No, there's no cars, no carbs, no sugar. Yeah, no carbs, no sugar, no no oil. So oil is the big key here because a lot of these diets, like Mediterranean diet, you are allowed to have oil. So

this that's how this one differs. And that's why the weight is so drastic, the weight loss so so it's not only in the things that you ingest at, like eating, it's the stuff that you put on your body you're supposed to avoid. So if I was going to the Bahamas and I needed some block, I have to find oil less sunscreen because apparently the oil gets in your pores and then well that's part of the diet, okay

or whatever. So I had to find oil lists deodorant, and the only one that's really acceptable, there's only a very few on the list is it is a Tom's of Maine natural deodorant stick. Yeah. All the smelly people you know use Toms in the well, I said, fuck it, I'm gonna buy it because I can't use my my regular role on I don't can't use any sprays. So I had bought Hey, I'm not use scary, but like, look at that fact over there. He must have oily deodorant.

You know, man, it's a tactic in losing the weight because your body goes for any oil that's ingested into your body in any format, in any way, whether it be your stomach or your pores, the body will try and digest and get rid of that first, you know, before it goes you know what, you know, you know what? What else works? I read this on a medical not eating my salami and cheese off my story board if you're if you're board, So so I will say this.

I got this Tom's of Main and I and I like, wait a second, I brought it home, like so this is for women. So it's actually a skinny it's one of the skinny ones, because you know, the fat ones are for men, the wider ones, the wide sticks are for men's for whatever reason. But that bigger my question is and it smells like a some sort of powdery thing whatever lavender. It's not lavender. It's powdery. It's powdery.

Toms of Maine natural deodor whatever the hell it is powder scent, it's the approved one that I can use. The thing is using girl deder and it's a skinny one. What you have FDS? You know what I just I just used razz syndrome. There, I said, FDS sprite. That's Brodie, don't be a dick. What I'm just saying is, so I got the skinny one because because it's all they had, and I'm like ship. So my question is, is this

is really built for a woman? Is because they always say this pH balance for a one, strong enough for a man. But maybe the thing is, if I'm wearing a woman's deodorant, aside from the scent, which smells like it could pass frock guys deodorant, is there anything different aside from and the fact that it's skinnier. Are you able to find oilist douches? You are an oilist douche, A known oilist douche. You really are. You're a dick. I'm a known asshole. You are a known asshole. You're

happy with yourself wallowing your own pity. You're disgusting. How did we ever get on the topic of bull riding? You and I were talking about this off the air the other day on a commercial break for Albst Ranches, we saw that we were just talking about events coming up in New York and the PBR, the Professional Bull Riding Association is going to be at Madison Square Garden. And that's for two guys from Brooklyn. That's the last thing that would normally populore heads. But I was like,

I'm gonna check. I watch videos. I was like, let's see what it's about, because I don't know on even know what you think. You know. I always go to the bars, right, and I'm used to those bucking the bucking bull from the and the guy like, that's not the same thing. It's unreal with these guys do okay. First of all, at a bar, when they when you get on the mechanical bull he made, he goes slow for the girls and he bounces the bull and the bull goes up and down, and then the girls but

goes up and down. But then then they get a dude on the bull and then the dude is like yeah, and in three seconds he just jerks them off and he said the bull and the guy that didn't sound right. No, no, the guy flies off like you know they're not gonna because they don't want to see guys on the mechanical bull I just want to know if bull riding is

anything like that. Okay. So that leads just to the next next thing is that we have a very special guest on because a week after we talked about them coming to New York, we get an email would we like to talk to Cooper Davis, who's one of the best riders in the country, And we're like, yeah, sure, that'd be great. Let's ask some questions because we don't know anything. So you got him on the line, right, Yeah, he won I think he's right here, Cooper. Yes, sir,

how's it going, sir, Welcome to the Brooken Boys. Yes, sir, here man. Yeah, I got a million questions Cooper. So listen, We're two guys from Brooklyn, New York. The closest we came to bulls growing up was going to McDonald's. So like, so, I know you're from You're from Jasper, Texas, right, Um, so you're from an area where bull riding is is common. You grew up watching it on television. We didn't have it, We had none of this, So I don't know if common anywhere. Uh but yeah, I mean I grew up

watching it on TV as a little boy. And uh, finally somehow talk about parents and here we are today. How did you but how did you get into Like what made you say I'm gonna do Alrea? You like, hey, look, I want to take up sports like you don't want to play football? Maybe some basketball, but to be on a bowl and say this is my career choice. How did that come about? Yeah? And then explain your parents

to allow it. Yeah. Yeah, So when I was a little kid, I was watching the PBR, just like a lot of kids do around the house, and uh, you know, whenever, just for some reason, I thought, man, that'd be a lot of fun. And I got on my first bull when I was twelve. My parents would let me do it.

For the longest time. My sister dated guy and uh ultimately lated up marrying and uh, but the road bolts professionally, and that's how I talk about parents and let me get on bulls and and uh, yeah, I mean I was pretty good at a young age and it's just gone up from there. And you've been everywhere. Man, I've noticed I noticed that. Uh. First of all, congratulations, back you won the the Professional bull Riders Championship. You won

your Is that a They called that a gold buckle? Right, yes, sir, yeah, I won the gold buck on two thousand and sixteen, won the finals and fifteen and PBRs taken me some pretty cool places have been Australia, Canada. Right, You got to see a lot of things through the TV, are all right? So I went knowing we were going to talk to you. I went and watched a lot of your videos on YouTube to catch myself up and to

see what it looks like to do what you do. Uh. So you I don't know how you're in one piece. I don't know how any of you guys are one piece because the bull is flinging you around. Your your back is contorting, your arms are flying. Uh. The bulls throw you off eventually, right like you're not on as long as you want. At some point they win. And so when they throw you off, you're landing on the ground pretty hard, and then you jump up like you did a great job. Are you wearing padding? Are you

wearing some kind of protective gear underneath your your rodeo stuff? No, we just have a vest on the outside and chat. Uh, as well. I mean, that's all in protection we've got. So when you hit the ground, it hurts. Well, you broke your collar bone, is that right? Yeah? I broke my collarbone in twenty nineteen, broke my neck actually at work Guard Hill. And after that you decided, hey, you know what, I'm gonna just jump on this thing and

and I'm coming back. You don't think that that that was like your You had a second lease on life right there, and that was your assigned to like say maybe I'll retire. Yeah, I mean there was definitely two ways to look at it. You could let it get see you that way, or you can let it fuel you and uh and kind of make you rededicate yourself. And that that's what I did. So for about six months, all I wanted to do I create d and uh. It was really I mean, it was a good good

thing for me. I guess if you want to put it in a positive way. See, we I play softball, and if I twist my ankle or get hit by a pitch, I think about not playing the next year, right, like breaking column bone. So I'm looking at your videos and I watched one of your montages. I want to just read some of the horses, the horses, some of the bulls names that you rode. Uh this year or the year of this video Trail of Tears, Uh speed Demon Chiseled, which I know was was one of the horses.

Hold on, hold on horses. Yeah, now you you wrote a whole you wrote I keep saying it. You wrote a bull named Lester Gillis. That doesn't sound very intimidating, doesn't sound like a tough name, but it's a really tough bull. So I noticed that you you ride some of the same bulls over and over again, Uh, either

during the same year, during this on the circuit. Do you, number one, do you learn the tendencies of some of the bulls And is it possible to like get close to them, to pet them, to like become friendly with them where they're not as hard on you or they're just bulls and they're never gonna get to know you and they're gonna just beat the hell out of you. Well, it's kind of a double edged question there because some

of the bulls, I mean, they're just like us a personality. Uh, actually our three times a year a couple of years ago. The last few years he loved to be scratched on. He walked up to the fence and uh, he just loved his job. And when he got in the shoot, he knew what to do, you know. Uh, and then there's stumbles that are just made and don't even want to be around you. So so wait is uh, let me get this straight. If a bull likes you, it wants to buck you off quicker, or he still wants

to win. He's wait, so the bull in the bill's mind, the bulls like, look, I'm gonna get points. I'm gonna I'm gonna win this damn thing by getting this guy off quick. They know that they have a sense of that in their head. You know these bulls, I mean they're just like any other like your dog. Can't in there any other kind of breeding cedigree. You know, their grandparents bucks and and uh you know when they get in the shoes, they know what to do. They know

they're supposed to suck their right or off. Uh. It's not all uh, it's not all attitude and a flank growth that it really makes them do it. They enjoy doing what they do. They don't play favorites. Wow. Okay, so you when you get thrown off the bull sometimes and and and by the way, when I say thrown off the ball, that's after you've been riding the ball successfully for you know, it was it ten twelve seconds? Would would you consider a good ride? Eight seconds is

all you have to do? But yeah, if you can make it eight seconds, and interior how to get off of them from there? All right? So are you do you have a clock in your head? Do you you feel eight seconds? You know roughly? Or you are there clocks around the ring that you're looking at or if

you could even possibly focus? Yeah, I mean, we definitely have an internal clock that goes eight seconds, but we try to add pass the whistle that way we kind of you know, don't get caught sitting down and and uh getting bucked off Waiting on the whistle is what we call it. Get a second, I thought, So if you're on for like, let's say you make it fourteen seconds, you're not getting extra points over the eight check ins

or are you? Oh no, you're not. You're only getting judged on the first eight seconds, and that's all that matters. Before I didn't know that. I just learned something to Yeah, So when you get when you get off the bull, either your choice or the bulls choice. Sometimes you get done down behind the bull and the bulls legs are up in the air and they come straight down and in the videos I watched they come close to landing on you. Have they landed on you? Oh? Yeah, I've

been stepped on and over. I mean, I'm just the whole thing, and it's gonna happen sooner or later. That's what the best is for the helmet and uh, the bullfighters, I mean, that's that's their job, and they do a great job at it is getting the bulls away from us. You've got you don't call them, you don't call them clowns because I've noticed some of them were makeup like in the old days, they had the wig and they dressed up like full blown clowns. Do they have a

name now that is besides clowns? Are they wranglers? What did you call them? Yeah? You used to everybody who call them clowns rodeo clowns. But you know, there's their job so serious now, I mean, they're they're bullfighters. They uh, that's that's what they want to be called as a bullfighter, and rightfully so, I guess all right, now do you have to be nice to them? Like if you if you have a bully of them with with Mike. Let's

say Mike is working your ride. If Mike doesn't like you, he cannot get the bull away from you, right, Like, you have to be nice to those guys on assuming I guess, I mean it makes him look bad and they don't want that. And uh and and honestly, I mean there's nobody in the locker room that doesn't get along. It's uh, it's all funny games. Really. Prior to you calling in here, we we were talking about how our version of bull riding, if there ever was one, was

going to see a mechanical bull at a bar? Right, so and and we we first of all, do you ever do you? And I'm sure Brodie has some follow up questions? Did you ever go to a bar and ride a mechanical bull? You tell anybody who you are, right, just kind of walk in and just you know, just kind of you know, kind of wait in line. And then have you ever done it to like impress people? Yeah? Girls? Or have you ever tried to doing some money and

not like send anything? Right? You know? Funny story. Uh, Now, as you guys ask that. My wife and I went to Cancoon one time and they had a mechanical bull ride. Uh. She ended up talking to me and to get on it. The guy could throw me obviously, Man, you've done this before. I guess, like, I just can't get you off. Puff at videos and we actually ride the bull. Uh it was. It was pretty entertaining though, so so they gave up

on you. They told you to get all that. Yeah, they gave up on me and they couldn't get me off. And uh it was fun. I mean being able to just go and do something like that. Uh, they have no idea. That's awesome. When the bull I'm assuming that some bull riding machines are a little different than others. But at full speed, right, you're at this bar, right, you can't come when you said, and you're on the ball. You're on the bull in the in the bar and

he's going full speed. What percentage of full speed at the bar is it compared to a bull? Is it like like that? Yes? I was about to say this, so I don't know. I mean, it's the power is not there, but the speeds a lot faster some aspects of it. But uh, I mean, the bull, you never know what he's gonna do, and you know, get on a mechanical bullet's pretty pretty simple. Either gonna go left

or right or right right. Yeah, they have very limited movement in on those rights exactly, you know, you know, moving like actually physically walking around. It's a stationary thing. And the mechanical bull, I mean, it's it's fun and everything, but the only way to really practice on a bullet to get on a lot of by bull that not's to throw you off. What would you tell someone like us who's never been to a professional bull riding event that the like to the likes of the one that's

going on at the garden this Friday and Saturday. What do you like? What's the advice? Like, how do you get? Yeah, I mean, if you've ever been to a PBR event and uh, you know it got to experience the actual bulls and and the personalities and and uh grasses and man's he's fun to watch, so, uh, you know, there's a lot of fun for everybody in the family. And uh, if you want to see two gladiators, go ahead to hit. I mean, that's what it's about. The top bour riders

in the world versus versus the bulls. I mean, that's that's all right now, Cooper Cooper, What do I wear? Because if I go to a passball game or a football game, I'm gonna wear a jersey or or like we're Mets fans, I'll wear a Met hat. You know. If I'm going to bull riding, do I wear a cowboy hat? Or is that like that's pretend I shouldn't do that. No, man, you can dress however you want to.

And that's what everybody took to me because I dressed a lot difference than uh and what I guess the typical cowboy would dress like you know, right now, I got on uh hot wherever. Whatever you want to when it's feel comfortable, do you have to show up in a Nuty suit? Yeah? Man, is do whatever you want to. I mean when I tell you whatever, whatever you want,

just be you. And that's awesome, by the Nuty for those on who don't know a classic designer in the class country western right, and and it make all those dazzling be dazzled outfits from the seventies right. Yeah. So oh, by the way, okay, I don't mean to shift off of bull riding but listen, I know your your wife is ah is it your wife or your girlfriend? Wife? My wife? Your wife. She's a big star on TikTok. Yeah, and she's got quite the fine and you could plug

her if you can give her name out. Yeah, yeah, I know. Her name is Caitlin Davis, and I mean she's she's been pretty successful, her owner her own business. So recently you you played a joke on her on TikTok. Could you tell everybody what you did? Because this was kind of fun. I've got like one TikTok and I didn't even know what TikTok was until she showed me. But no, I pretended to be her for a day and went through the motions and uh, I don't know.

And I'm getting like two million lives abuse or whatever it is on TikTok and went viral on TikTok and you're not even a part of TikTok community. You're just like I just want to be I'm gonna mimic her for a day and her and you sent it out to her fans. I take it and people can nest this viral video, right. Yeah. No, I'm one and done on TikTok. It was a success. I'm waiting one for her retaliating and U be me for a day or something like that, Cooper, We'll be honest now, which is

more painful dancing on TikTok or riding a ball? Danced on TikTok? For sure? Uh? Speaking of TikTok, your TikTok is at Cooper Davis. Your Twitter is Cooper Todd with two d's Cooper Todd Davis, and your Instagram is Cooper t d a V. Is that correct? That's correct? Right?

I guess you couldn't get the Davis on all the services, so people have to find you find people really should check him out and look look at his accolades, look at all his awards, look at all the milestones he's had that scary look at look at Cooper Davis on YouTube, and then go get your tickets to Ticketmaster. Uh and listen. PBR goes all over the country. So if you can't make it to Madison Square Garden this weekend, I'm sure Cooper, this is the beginning of the tour, the middle of

the tour. How much do you have left? Yeah? I know, this is the very beginning from here to May. We've got twenty four the stop Texas, Washington, California, all of the United States and uh also Canadian tour. So and these are exciting, exciting Yeah, you must two pbr unleashed the Beast Monster Energy buck Off at the Garden. That's a mouthful. Yeah, it's topping Friday and Saturday. If you're listening to this podcast when we had a good seats

and you can hear Cooper grunt and maybe some bones break. Absolutely, what question, Cooper, before we before we let you go? I have one more question. I noticed in the videos that the judges are scoring you and the bull, and they combined the two scores. What is the bull getting

points for? So the judges the score the bull basically on how high he kicks, how intense he is, how fast he is, and then they're judging the rider on based off of this control throughout the ride and being able to you know, get those style points that everybody likes to see. So there's a taking judge fifty on the bull and on the rider, and you know, if you get score this in the nineties, it's pretty pretty good score. That very awesome, Cooper, Thank you so much.

Lightning us and answering all of our Still, how are you going to get ready by the way, for this tomorrow for Friday night? Like what what do you do exercises or workout? Yeah, I mean it's all cardio and cooler and and uh, you gotta stay ready. That's very good, Uh scary. Give the name of the event again at Massis Square Garden. It's two p br Unleashed the Beast Monster Energy buck Off at the Garden, presented by Ariot Cooper. Good luck and your your your your accolades and and

winning this year. It's been a couple of years. I know you've been getting to the finals. And also good luck to you and thanks for giving us a few minutes of your time, Yes sir, Thank you guys and anybody out there come check us out of Friday and Saturday night on Friday and Saturday. Thank you all right now Cooper Davis, everybody, Wow, really nice guy, you know, and so polite. He kept calling a sir, and I'm

I'm like athlete celebrity dude. That's that Southern hospitality. There's so nice in this we are we couldn't be more opposite than that guy. We just had on the phone, and and and let me tell you something. He he does like he does like a mean rough job for a living. Yes, and he's that nice. I feel like I feel even worse now watching him. They say, you know what, listen, we work four hours a day, right,

they say, people, we don't work four hours a day. Yeah, you could just honestly make the case that he works about eight seconds a day. You know, well, it probably does a couple of rides a day. So let's maybe he's working thirty seconds, if you want to say it that way, but you know he's working a lot harder. Of course he is. Listen, did the risk. He broke his collar bone. But then he gets back on. And by the way, I kept saying, horse, I apologize, gets back.

He gets back because because the New Yorkers were like, oh, you ride a horse. Yeah, nobody rides bulls in in in our area in New York City. There's no bulls, you know, like, you don't see that. I'm glad I didn't ask him the question about the red blanket. If you if you push one, you put the front the red sheet. If you wave one in front of the bull, you have the red cape in front of a bull,

the matador. You know, what does the bull that? I know it's not bull rodding, that's bull fighting, right, you know? I know how about that the clowns don't want to be called clowns anymore. I didn't know they were called clowns in the first place. Well, at least rodeo clowns. You know, rodeo clowns. By the way, did you did you know that they only need to stay on for eight seconds? I didn't know that. I had no idea.

So all the arrested by the clowns thing, do you think like the union was like, all right, we're not clowns anymore. You know, like you can't call missuses masseuses. You have to call the massage therapist. Yeah, yeah, you know flight attendants. You don't say stuarts, no, no, God forbid, right, So I guess that's another term, like you don't they're not clowns, Like, hey, we're not clowns. I saving your life. I do like his Canco cancoon story though about her

just showing up as a regular person. You know, um, I know one of the Oh my god, I haven't spoken to her in years now, but she used to skate for the New York Islanders back in the day. And she what I mean, she's skated for the Islanders,

the Islanders, Um, you know the cheer team. Yes, and then she would show up at like Rockefellow Center or Woman Rank or one of those places is that and like just put skates on and then go spins everyone ever different, How is that different than what this guy does? This guy that you know reminds me of. I have a very famous comic in the eighties and nineties and early two thousand's named John Pinette, who was a friend of mine who passed away I don't know about seven

or eight years. Also friend of the Morning Show. Yeah, and I but I was friends with him before the show and I was friendly with him after. And anyway, John, I used to have a joke that he would go to uh an all you can eat buffet and uh they like he would They would tell him like, you go now, you leave here four hours, You've been here a full hour, you go now. And so because he was fat and he ate a lot, and that was the joke that he was so good at eating, they

made him leave like and That's what I'm thinking. It reminded me of like Cooper Davis on the on the bull Riding Machine where they're like you go now, like get out, get you off, get out. You were kicking you off. That's that is awesome, that's being that good. Like the machine, they just can't get you off. So well. Uh, speaking of getting you off, is that what you're gonna do after we get out of here? No? But but

what's the name of the event again? I told you it was the twenty Oh my god, I was, I said a mouthful. I already already buck it off. It's buck off. It's the buck off. I think, Hey, Brodie, buck off off. Listen, you could buck yourself off when you do this podcast in my bed or anything about bull riding. Two guys from Boys Boys