#200: The 200th Episode!

a whole different thing. We'd have to be eight. Did you learn that? Did you learn base eight based ten? And I always learned to base ten, so that everything is based on counting by ten. But if you learn base eight, then you you would count to like seven and then you go ten, right, was sixty whatever it was? So you would you would go to the tens and twenties on the eights instead of on the tens, because

you know that would be all funked up. There's a reason you wouldn't know it was fun up fingers exactly. The whole system is based on counting on your fingers. By the way, do you know the month numbers? Yeah, okay, how many months as quick as you can? Is it? From February to September? February eight no, no, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September. It's the second month to the to the Are you counting? Okay? Seven months? Seven months? Okay? I was counting the month

that you were In February. I was talking to someone that we don't work with, and I said to them, oh, I said something like you asked me back in February. I took care of it just now. I said, that's not a lot, you know, What's something like that. So I don't know what the conversation was. So they were like, well, there's a lot of months, and they start counting on their fingers. February March. I'm like, you know that months will have numbers, right, yeah, but not so I do it.

I go, but so much easier if you just know the numbers, like I don't do it that way. So I hope people are you guys listening slices that you do it. Sometimes it just makes it faster. The only time it gets tricky is when it's like June to March then you have to go six and then three. You go six to twelve and then three again. Because you go around, you're going around the year. You have to ask how you can do it faster? Is how many? How many twelve? And then how many ater twelve? Well okay,

well I can tell you this. Um, you know, here we are with it with the two the two hundredth episode, which I guess we're excited about because it's nice and even number it's it's it's a milestone. We had no technically we did to orangine one episode because we did the zero but yeah, yeah, yeah, we don't really count that one. But but we'll get there. So this is like twohe but we live in there. I live in the two oh one. You live in the two oh one. Well you don't really live no, I do not. You

live in the what I think? I lived in the two oh one when I first moved to New Jersey

and then they changed the area code. This is exciting moment for me and you know, you know, um, we're gonna play a montage a little while from A guy will introduce you to who who probably spent more time than uh and then we would ever advise in listening to every episode, calling through the episodes, and then taking our best quotes, our best moments, our watershed milestone moments on the show, and a ten minute a montage which we're gonna play for you a little bit which we

cannot wait to play. Actually, I think we're gonna play, Hey, I give you guys a breather, and play the other half. I think because it's mamoth. I think they felt like the guy who had to go to they brought him to like ps likes like psychological evaluation afterwards. He might have needed it after combing through that much Brooklyn Boys material. I don't know how he could stand us for that long. He's not in prison. It wasn't like he was in solitary and nothing to do. Dude. He did it and

we didn't ask him to do it. He he surprised it us. It was like a gift. It was like he handed it to us on this silver platter and said, hey, guys, I've been working on this project for you. It's it's you know, it could be a lot better a notice. Yeah, So he tweeted us and said, I think I might put something together a few guys, so you know, sometimes listeners, you guys aren't professional radio people, and that's fine, so you go, oh, that's gonna be nice, right, And sometimes listen,

a lot of you guys are very talented. I'm not taking anyth away from you. But sometimes people will say, like for the other Strand show, oh I did a song parod, I'm gonna send it in and it's it's just not it's just not good. Another guy did original we gotta rap. Yeah, so that will play that for you too. So so that the montage we just thought like, oh, he'll put like a two minute thing together. Yeah, it's an epic piece of audio. Yeah. And he really spent a lot of time, a lot a lot of time

doing this, and we didn't. We couldn't. I mean, I we I wrote a gushing email back. We'll read that later. But my my point well here was that a lot of stuff was a lot of things that came up were like these moments in the Yeah, but remember and he didn't include this in there. But remember the other one of the things that we had a problem with was when I think, Brodie, you went to a store and that sounds every every story starts like that, And it was like can I help the following guests? Oh, yes,

that was Walgreen. Yeah, well, Brodie, that happened to me this afternoon. Uh you know what the following guests at H and M, H and M. I was going to do an appearance for Duncan and um, I was out in the street. You're admitting that's a sponsor. That's fine. They're a sponsor, yes, sponsor. And and I was doing an appearance for them. And in the meeting, I left

because it was so cold outside. I said I gotta go get something at H and M. So I ran too h M real quirk across the street, went into the men's section, grabbed a beanie because of course I didn't have my Brooklyn Boys beanie on duh. I fucking forgot it at home. And I went to go buy a hat and im I put on the hat like this is great, go right to the register, standing there, and the guy says, lo and behold, can I help the following guest? And I was like, now what do

you think I did? Brodie? You stood there. I ignored him. I said no, no, no, no, no no no. I went. I actually approached the counter and I paid for my ship and I walked down without correcting him. I wasn't I didn't have the moment, the frame of mind. I don't have the time honestly to really explain to him and stop down. Why that's an incorrect statement. I know you if yes, I didn't do it, Can I help the following guest? Because guess what was was I the

following guest? No? No, I was the next guest. I don't know. Anyway, I just thought i'd so you see, you see how awkward it is when you're actually living it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I finally understood what you did understood at wal Walgreen's that day anyway. Um oh, and we also we also launched this hotline that we want to play some with the greatest phone number ever. Yes, we have f you a seventy seven in our phone number, and the Brooklyn Boys now has a phone number which we're gonna tell

you right now. And I'm just gonna lay this out there. It is open twenty four seven three. If ever, you are somewhere where you feel like you need to leave a voicemail for us, that's helpful to the show. That's helpful for us well implementary to me or if you're drunk and you just want to ramble or babble or whatever, you could leave us a voicemail at to one eight F you you a all right, and we're gonna play some of your voicemails. That's actually the phone number. That's

a number. Co f you seven. That's the number. It's easy to remember, okay, to go out on your phone what numbers those are? But so so yeah, so so if you're ever maybe you're in a bind, maybe you're in a bed, but maybe there's something that it's almost used like a voice note, like oh my god, the brooken voice have to know about this, and on the spot, call the number, leave us a voicemail. Maybe we'll play it on a future episode. So we're started yesterday. We

put the call out. Keep them short, so it's not a text message. Phone number. You don't send, you don't try to send text message. So so what we want Google Voice, we want you to do is leave your information, leave stuff there on on that just tell us what you want to said to the show. Yeah, and so today, he says, yesterday yesterday were like, let's launch it twenty four hours in advance of today's Thursday recording of two hundred whoever saw it. Some people reacted to it and

left voicemails for us. We're going to play those back in a little bit. Okay, all right, all right, we got a lot to go to. This is like the warm up. Yeah, I have I have a question that's scary. This is right up your alley. You are the king of social media in my world. You are the guy who obsesses over what you post, and you post a lot. Everyone knows that I have a bit of a dilemma.

A dilemma, A dilemma. He had a visit by the wonderfully talented, incredibly nice Jimmy Fallon this week, who I'm a fan of, watch him every night DVR and if I don't watch him and watch him the next day, love Jimmy Fallon. And meeting Jimmy Fallon. First of all, he's just nice. He hugs you, He's like, let's see you again. Oh my god. He's just the sweetest guy.

And you know, he stays around after the show. We take pictures with him, took a group picture, we took solo pictures and Ali Gold who we had on this podcast, Ali who who does um our social media who you. She thirst trapped you remember we had her. I remember that. She also commented on my theory T shirt. She's been on several. She took a lot of pictures. So I was showing Jimmy fallon my Saturday Night Live baseball jersey that I bought many many many years ago that I

haven't even worn. I bought it as a collector's item, as the tags on it. He was like, oh my god, I was so great, like he was excited, and I took a picture with him with me holding new jersey. But Ali took a bunch of pictures of him laughing. I made him laugh. He was laughing. I'm laughing. Great pictures, right. The problem is all of the candids, I don't look good, like I was looking down, I was looking I didn't

look good. All of the pictures of the two of us together holding new jersey, either I look bad or he looks bad like he's blinking about that. He looks like he's drunk, he looks like he's tired. He was neither of those. It's just every time you take, when you take a burst of pictures like that, you gotta get at least one good one. She didn't take a berth.

She did manual click click click, So, and she didn't do the three to one because three to one you get ready to keep your eyes open, right, one to three whatever, right, But she didn't. She just went boom, boom boom. But her boom booms were obviously on the blink. So I look fine in the pictures I want to post, but he looks. So I had to find the one

that looked as decent as possible for Jimmy. So my question is, do you post a picture that makes the celebrity look good, especially if you're gonna tag him, because they'll Jimmy follows me on social media, So if I post it, if I don't tag him and he sees it in his feego why and he tagged me? And if he sees it and I do tag him, he'll definitely see they'll go why would he post this picture?

I look like crap? So I tested it out, right, I put it on my Facebook page, which is my private friends and family, right, so this way you could kind of see how it does there. Yeah, because no one's gonna like tag him. So what did you discover? Do Falon looks drunk? No, Falon looks like he's have asleep, is yourkay? You can't post that on social right, and the only picture he looks really good, I look like shit. I'm not posting that. You kind of there's no way

to like edit it. I can't edit the one where maybe the one where you look where he looks drunk, maybe you could edit his eyeballs a little bit too, or maybe I could have Ali like take his head on the good picture and put it on the Yeah, that was the next thing I was going to suggest. I don't know, but so it's so, which is worse. Look I look like ship looks like. I think it's worse if they look like shit. I think you gotta suck it up. I mean, look, look at the picture

I posted with me and Britney Spears. I look like ass. And that's probably one of my worst pictures I've ever taken in my life. That was that was the you know, that was the picture that motivated me to do dr Fat Loss the first time. That was it was literally that moment when I'm like, you know what, I don't recognize me anymore. I need I need to get on, I need to do something. That was my motivation right there. My picture with Jeff Timmins of Degrees was why I

decided to lose the weight because of the pandemic. I hadn't been in a celebrity photo for almost two years. Well, speaking of Jimmy Fallon, by the way, he shouted out Deezer during the morning show, Deezer, do you remember the app that several episodes ago? I I was trying to get us on d I said, why are we not on Deser We're on every other podcast app? And then Brodie, Yes, Brodie came to the rescue, and then everyone Deezer became a punchline for people on this podcast. Well, guess what

Jimmy Fallon was talking about. All the places Yeah, all the places that you can hear from the audio we should have grabbed. We should have grabbed that. Yeah, maybe for next episode two oh one, which will really be the spectacular episode. Uh, Jimmy. Jimmy founds like, well, what are you talking? You know, you know, available on on you know. He he goes, he goes on he has this song out Mask Christmas, Yeah, available on Spotify, I

Heart Radio and Deezer and he goes Apple Music. Deezer, So we were laughing and tech and some of the slices texted in there, like he said, days are It was a funny moment anyway, all right, we got a lot to get to and U but right now, yeah, we got a lot. We just have a the jingle now in the middle of my sentence, because I hate when you do that. I will let you finish your thought, all right, because I don't want you to interrupt me, because you did all the time while the son of

a bit you did it you before the commercial. Um, I think I think, I think we should start with our friend Luke our but oh, Luke listen. I don't know if he's got a recording studio. I don't know if he's got expensive equipment in there. But Luke again, someone for a little party from the heart unsung hero, A guy who just came in out of nowhere and said, guys, I wrote this for you, and then Brodie, you had

him tweak it. What did you do? Yes, so the original recording, because you know, listen, we listen with radio ears and you know, when produce your own stuff, you don't always hear it the way other people hear it. So I just asked him if he could lower the music a little bit because his vocals were a little you couldn't hear him. And on the original one it was sort of you know, it was he was swimming in the music a little too. It was too deep in the music. The remix um but this again, this

is because it's the two episode. It's we're not going to be the you know, breaking new artists podcast, No no no, and and you know what, listen, he tried his best here and got some good sound. What I'm not dissing the guy. I'm not dissing him. No, obviously tried his best. I'm saying that he's a slice. That's all Luke are all right. I don't know if this may not become a theme song for us, but this

is definitely worthy of episode two hundred. So here's Luke R with his rap song faking boys, sc scary back half boodhead. We started to the rowing almost like sy neat thing and the like entertain quick with quick, quicktping for the brak and they use no no eiven when we will mass up, massed up alone and get invested hurd. We got to laugh at all the R get corrected correction when we were all forced to stay apart and stay away when each other looking boys. Damn right. They

kept this straight. One hundreds wee never no Never, You want to talk with all unknown and the doors on the podcast on People, all the laugh, Think over Everything to the best too longer episode of the Greatest Show. I'm saying, I'm saying no cat, saying no cab. So this is a way for me to rip day the best podcast out here today, out here to let me speak. That's all I gotta say about that. But you get a fitful way so they don't get mad. Fuck you eight seventy seven. Boy, a slice the vout takes at

the end. I love that. You gotta say both ways and they get mad. Dude, he's got backing vocals and echoing and for a second, no, I'm not going to edit that out. That's a real illness. I know it's a real illness, but it sounded for a second like he had it. I don't know any addressed, your cards and records, your cards and emails. Come on, don't be a snowflake. I'll play this first, the Snowflake Journal for

the first time. On the way I wrote a snowflake joke for Uncle Johnny this week, and I don't think people got it. I know I got it, but it was here was the joke, in case you missed it. The joke was, um, why are Santa Claus? Why are Frosty the Snowman's kids offended by everything? Because they are a bunch of snowflakes? Say the Snowman people the snow right. Yeah, I don't think people got like they were like, really original joke. I wrote that I made that up. It

wasn't original joke. Well, uh, Luke, are thank you so much? Get in touch with us, Luke. I'm we're gonna send you a so a Brooklyn Boys swag, some swag. I'm gonna send it from my personal collection. I got a box of Brooklyn Boys merch here uh, and I have to buy all new Brooklyn Boys merch Uh. Here Here comes Brody with the I love it. Here comes the I don't know how he would say that you're gonna compliment yourself without no, No, I'm not. It's not it's

not a it's not a self compliment. I'm the guy a lot of weight. Okay I did. But so here's the thing, so I you know you mean, I like to I I collect things. I'm a bit of a collector. So I thought, yeah, so I bought two of everything in the merch store, two of every s shirt, two of every shirt, figuring like, you know, because God forbid, Like because listen, this is a part. This is a time in our lives when we have a podcast and a merg store. Right ten years from now, we may

not have a merg store a podcast anymore. And so I always feel like somebody's watching me. No, I always feel like if I ruined the only Grammar police shirt that I bought, I won't be able to get another one. So I bought two. Well, none of them fit me anymore. And I know that you went. When you brought the two, you went big and bigger, right, No, I went the size I was at. I put the same size, same size, and bigger, didn't didn't. I've never in my life been

bigger than when I bought those shirts. So when you say you bought two, were they two different to the same sizes? Oh? I do it. I just told you I bought one in case one got case one. Okay. I thought it was like a just in case moment. What would be the point of buying a large and as small, so that in twenty years from now, if I ruined the large, I gotta go on a hunger strike to get something to aspire to nobody. I'm never

gonna be a small. Sometimes I go clothing shopping and something is slightly snug on me, and I'm like, you know what first quarters works? You know what I did? I went to, uh, Nordstrom rack. I love Nords. That's where I just got my suit for tomorrow night. Okay, so Nordstrom. Yeah, it's a Nordstrom rack. If you don't know, it's it's like the the clearing house of unsold. Oh no, no, no. I went to Nordstrom and then it was the men's department. Oh you're a dick. What's the rack? Well, I was

supposed to go to Nordstrom today. Is that like Sacks fift Avenue, but it's like off fifth. It's like so it's like upscale Marshals. You know how Marshalls has odds and it's not Broadway, but it's you know, it's it's rack. If you're living here, Nordstrom rack you can get really nice shirts, but you get it from it. On one side, Okay, you got it for a great price, though, right, so you might find, oh my god, I love that blue shirt they have in a large, I'm getting it, or

it's it's a small. I wear a small. I'm getting it. But they don't have like a hundred of those shirts. They've got two of them, and you have to hope that it's your size. But so I so I went and I got I guess they were either slim fit or athletic fit. They were my size, but they were like, I don't know, ten pounds away from fitting. So you convinced yourself, I like these shirts enough, I'm gonna lose ten pounds. I'm gonna get my my myself in these shirts.

So I bought, like, I bought like six shirts at the time. I think I bought them winter of nineteen. Then the pandemic hit, so I had no reason to wear dress shirts to work. I was wearing T shirts every day. I still am. And I never lost the weight because I had no reason to. I wasn't wearing the shirts. I mean, I had reason to it, but I never you know, I didn't wear the shirts, so I lost the weight. I haven't. I've owned the shirts

for almost two years. They all fit me now, but that's not that's not a way to buy clothing, so that we're two years later. Yes, I have to buy all new books. So so our guy Matt sometimes sends us freebes like samples. Yes he does, like, oh you know what, like we have Brooklyn Boys shirts and colors that aren't on the store a website. What do you think of this light blue? This heather blue? What do you think of this gray? Sample? Samples? So I've got samples in my new size and I put them on

and go, oh, I like this, this looks good. So now you can wear the sample. I can wear the samples, but I can't wear the original original just to kind of swimming anyway, that's just me. I'm sure everyone's called it late. Will you fluctuate one way or the other. So yeah, And by the way, a lot of people sending us pictures of them with their three free holiday ornaments that they got coming off of the Brooklyn Boys merch store. You can go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big

Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com and take a look at what we got. We got beanies, the ones one that I should have had with me today as I was freezing my ass off outside. What the pom pom is my style? I go without without palm? Guy? Can I tell you have they always been called beanies? That's a new thing. I mean, I mean I used to call them ski hats, ski campaign So I'll tell you what I'll tell the beanies. It's

a generational thing. So in the forties and fifties and sixties before my time, beanies were like a red, blue and yellow little uh round thing you wore on your head with a propeller, yes, right, like if you watched the old little wrest used to wearier growing up, growing up as a Jew, I'd wear a yamaka sometimes, like they called those they call those beanies because there was the same shape minus the propeller, the pillar. Where is

your propeller? Beanie? Babies? That, by the way, that was racism. When I was a kid, that was propeller. Let me phrase that. There was always awful stuff, but that was that was the level of my school. That was like where are your beanie? It's much worse now racist It is never good. I'm just saying it. When I was a kid, that was like the that was the big Jewish thing. All of a sudden, these beanie beanies somehow came into meaning the ski hat that I used to

be like what dock workers would wear. I used to think of the like dock worker hats. You'd wear them down by the docks, like longshoreman would wear a peak coat, and that act. Well, they used to be a lot more roughly, a lot more loose. These there's a lot more The ones that they have today are a lot more tight fitting, a lot more so the term. Every time I had beanie, I go, oh God, where's the propeller? Right? Okay, freshbacks.

You never forget getting picked on it. We were talking about we were talking hold on and we were finishing talking about our our merch store matts listing. Right now, listen, we we want to I want to let you know that everything's back in stock, including the Brook and Boys holiday sweater and holiday T shirt. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. We we stocked up for the holidays because we figured we don't only sell out of stuff, so we got at everything. Everything's in stock. Now's the time to buy now.

If you notice, people have been giving rady reviews on the quick turnaround in the order fulfillment department. So it's not like you're gonna wait weeks. So now's the time to buy. You want to buy buy Christmas? Yeah, by here, let's go. Well, buy any two items in the store and they're gonna hook you up with three fine quality ornaments. I might add fine quality ornaments absolutely free. Okay, so make sure you do that. Can I pick on you? Now?

You can pick on me? And then I want to I want to play this at least the first half of this montage. Well, I want to pick on you real quick. You said something ahead, you were complaining about something yesterday, I complain. I wish I had audio because if we had the audio, I would play it as a drop on this podcast. Every week we were talking about TV shows and out of nowhere, scary sess to me. You know, the Bachelor's really going downhill. I mean, that's such a that's not a You and I used to

be talking sports. We should be talking about you know, did Marvel shows and Disney plause. I think this guy's on. It's like great to football. There's great set tonight the Stars and night football. You're like, I'm gotta tell you, Brodie, the Bachelor's really going down. But for some people, though

the Bachelor is a sport, is like watching sports. It's the equivalent of their It's like listen, you could say the following your team week to week is like a soap opera, following the NFL and the trials and tribulations of what's going on. You watch such little television, yeah that you like of all the shows, I know you watched The Bachelor. I watched it passively. I just noticed they're just doing more and more to just to get attention,

to garner attention for ratings. Feel like, I don't like the quality of the Bachelor's lately, and then they're just starting this starting fist fights with each other. Who's walking off the set? This one's with the producer, and like they have these like side storylines that you don't like that that take away from the main show. That's actually The Bachelorette at this it's not the Bachelor. Were not a similar show, but the reality show I got, I got,

I got roped into. So one of my daughters his home was home from college last week, a week before, a couple of weeks ago whatever. It was Thanksgiving, right, and so she's, uh, we were home in the house, you know, chilling. I think it was a Sunday night and uh we were only wants home at the time. So she's like, oh, I was in the living room. She oh, Dad, I want to want to catch up and now I'm home from college, I want to catch up on some shows I missed. Oh well, I already

know what this means. You know she hasn't watch the same show as I do, So she said, can I get the remote? Sure? Now, I haven't seen my my. I haven't seen her in you know, a couple of months, a month and a month and a half, whatever he's been do. I want to spend time with her. I'm not gonna get up whatever she wants to watch. I'm gonna sit there and watch with her. Scary. We watched seven episodes of a show that I swore I would never watch. I see the commercials, I turned them off.

I mute the TV. If you thought the Jersey Shore was a bunch of people who weren't that bright, they all look like geniuses compared to cast, you were going to say that, oh my god, did you do during that the third season? Already? I know what season? Whatever? The season with the first season that came out with Flora Shore. They were you want to talk about a train wreck, except now they are established characters with backstories, and they all think they're celebrities, so they act like

they're famous, and so the drama, the fights, the poor grammar. Oh, it's just it's listen. It's entertaining for some and I'm not criticizing. It's actually a great beehive of activity. First podcast. If you make a list of things that I don't like, this thing is everything. This is just a train wreck. But I will say by the fifth episode, I was sort of into some of the dynamics. I'm like, why isn't this guy talking to this guy anymore? So he

doesn't want to have have to to fight two seasons ago? What was the fight about? What they thought about that? So I felt like I was into the like I was debating the like this the content, And she's like, see, Dad, that's why I like it because you can you can yell at them, and yeah, you immerse yourself into it, and you all of a sudden you're you find yourself as part of it. And then and that's how I'm

talking about with the Bachelor Bachelor, they're following that same recipe. Yeah, I felt dirty, I felt I had to go a shower. I did. I did. And every friend they bring over, oh my friends coming from my hometown. Every friend is a train wreck. Every friend is drama. Every friend wants to go after the hot guy in the house. And he was and the hot guy, the hot guy forget his name. He's long hair. He's got a girl who

he's kind of seeing right now. He's sort of kind of like it doesn't want to be He's like, I'm kind of sort of maybe thinking about you know, we're together for a while now, she's she's my girl for a while now, So he's not really the girlfriend. He doesn want to they're not They don't want to commitment, so he doesn't want to do that. But he's talking to it. We're talking a lot, like I'm from a different era. What they just say it like you bant,

you're dating, you're banging. We're talking. Were sort of like he doesn't want to, but if you're talking, that means you're banging. But there's right, but but he's using every word but like she's my girlfriend. Who was serious? No, I kind of want to make it walk. I think it right it may work someday, right yeah, right now it's looking good. I don't want to ruin it. And he's sort of like, okay. So then one of the girls on the show brings her two girlfriends with the

same name. I don't remember. Don't tweet me, but let's say it was like Mindy and Mindy or Heather and Heather or the Tritias. It was like the two of them, and the two of them both want him as if he's the only man they've ever seen in the world. Well, it sounds like that that that's a throuble in the making. That's a throuble. Well, no, they don't want the throup. They want the dub. They want the solo action. I don't think they care if he banged one separately or

like later. So that one of them gets really flirty with him, and he's like this big dumb loop, you know. He's like, okay, let's go for a walk. Meanwhile, she's like, they they sit on his bed. Which way did he go? Guys, which way did he go? So they sit on it, they sit on hard bed or his bed, and he's like, don't you hear the voiceovers, like I don't want to happen. I'm gonna see that girl you're on television, dude, whatever you do, she's gonna see. Right. So this girl is like,

so are you guys happy? And I'm kind of like seeing her, you know, like we're kind of talking. That means that he's not happy. But no, no, no, he's kind of like doesn't because this girl is kind of slutty hot, like in that skanky way, like like if you okay, you do right to me. She was like, but but she was so like you could see there was a hot person there. She showered maybe, but she's okay. She wasn't unattractive, she just wasn't my attractive. Let's take

note everyone once again. Brodie and Brodie, he's very out of character behavior. Continues his pattern of behavior as he as he describes in depth an episode of Florabama Shore, What is wrong with You? So she's kind of like touching his arm and he's like you can hear them him saying like this is not going well. Dude. You're in the bed with her, You're sitting on the bed and she's like scantily dressed and she's all over him. He's like, well, yeah, yeah, just finished telling me you

hate this kind of television. I hate it, but I'm just a No. Then the other girl with the same name, she doesn't want to talk to her. Now they're fighting because she's like, I had I saw him first. Well, I went up to him first, and his whole thing is like, you know. Then he goes to like confessionals. He's like, you know, I don't what to do. Like, I'm trying to be good. I'm trying to be a good person, but it's so hard. It's so hard to

be good, is it, though? Is it that hard to have a girlfriend and not cheat on her on television? He made it like he was like a saint. Oh my god. Anyway, that's it. Okay, No, I'm all, well, I have to go watch you worked up? You all worked up, Florid. My point is I hate the show. But it's like, Wow, you're drinking. You're what else, Brodie?

You got drunk? What else? You're acting? You acting? You know you're doing You're doing product endorsements on your social media, which people called you out on the Well me hold, they were telling me to hit the jingle on you, David Brody. You were at home making Riyo's making lasagna home Yo's homemade sauce spicy stripe lasagna and he's making his spicy stripe lasagna and then he's like, Hey, I'm brody.

It's brody for Rio's. And then everyone on your on your comment thread on your post was like, hey, scary, look at this hit the jingle? B have that Knia did you hit your head? You? Okay? Yeah, So to two things you should know. Well, first of all, I put on their paid paid partnership. Yeah, we know that, but that's so nice. And that's not a slip in when you when you do a sponsor on social media, that's not a hit. I've been preaching that for years,

that that that that's not a slip. Hit the jingle is when you get paid on the Elvis Duran Show for a client and you slip it into my co hosting podcast, that's a hit the jingle right, Okay, But we might get paid to endorse a product and we're upfront about it. Yes, like on this podcast, if we get paid to endorse Slice or Please Cheese, we're up in front. Were there that it's a it's a thing. They're a client, they're endorsed. But again we don't endorse

products we don't like. That's right, But if Scary says they'll give you a free doorbell camera, that's a that's a hit the jinglet. I ended the show last week slipping in the fact that you can go to elvistor and dot com slash sauce and watch. But I thought I thought like it would be like it's and where's that get a hit? Because I feel like you're now starting this, you're down, you're going down this path, so I feel like I need a jingle for you the same way you need from down the path. I wasn't

really plugging a sponsor. What I to be honest with you, I took three hours to make that video. I had to use a tripod. I filmed it by myself, so every scene I had a re angle and re height adjust the tripod with my phone on it, so there's like multiple camera angles. Then I had to position the sauce jars and the meatball box and make sure the cow to It's difficult work, right, you right, but you know what if you live alone. I happened to be

alone that day. Nobody wants to be around when I was cooking, and so uh it took a lot of work. So if you want to see the food I made, you can go look now. Now Nate from our show, he did uh, I don't know what he did a couple of months ago or two months ago. He cooked something else right, and that's fine. Did a great job. He's a new kitchen. It's great when I made lasagna because I love making lasagna. No one else made lasagna. Well yesterday I see on the website it says coming soon.

Uh Nate and his fiance getting paid. They made eggplant lasagna. No listen, I'm a lasagna guy. On the show I made lasagna? Did man make? Did film a video of making lasagna? It was like the time that I made meat balls and then two weeks later Uncle Johnny fair Show made meat balls and make don't do that. Wait a second, I you gotta make something else with the sauce.

You can make things with sauce. Now. Granted, Natan Heather did a basil sauce, a different one of Rio's homemade s. I use the pesto and the rabbi were trying to upstage, but and they're making it healthier. They use an egg plants. So I mean I listen. I made mine with meatball and sauce right now, So I'm not it's not about that about the product. I love the product. I eat it all the time. That's why I did it. But the video, I'd like you guys to go watch the video.

I'll tell you why else I want to watch the video again. It's not I don't get any money if you watched the videos. So this isn't a It's just I look to see how how many views everyone else has, and I have about nine d views right now. Elvis has fourteen hundred. Most people have about twelve eleven hundred, so close. But there's a couple of random, you know, random people and not they're not random, they're great people. But a couple of people on the show have views.

Oh my god, do I have? How many do I have? I don't even know? You like, I'm at nine now, so I'm I'm gaining. I think I made the steak pizza Pizzaiola last yesterday. Here's what I'm thinking. If listen, all I need is like views, right, and then the multiples of that. Listen to this podcast right now? Oh my god, right, we I mean we have I mean, listen where we do it very well. If if if half of you, a third of you just go to Elvis Rand comes less sauce again, not for the sponsor

part of it. I love the problem. Sounds like we're having a pledge drive here for I would like you guys to watch it. Everybody Brody worked hard on podcast. All right, I can't wait anymore. I gotta unwrap this gift. I know this is like, this is like Christmas for us.

This is Hanka. Hanka passed already though. So let's introduce you to a man from Lancaster, Pennsylvan, Pennsylvania, and his name is Adam Geg who aim to us and just handed us this, this piece which we thought was going to be maybe I don't know, ten fifteen min is worth of work where he would put together like thirty seconds worth of material and then it turned into this ten minute scary calls me, he goes, Brod, did you listen to it? I go what? He goes, Adam? Adam

gag He said this and stuff the listener. He said it. Oh this a little now, let's do it now. Well, here's I'm gonna read the email that I wrote back to Adam as soon as I heard it, I said, Adam, go ahead, I don't know where to begin. Wow, just wow, you blew me away. I've done production work my entire career, and I know the number of hours it took and the level of effort that went into this. You, sir,

deserve an award. This will be prominently featured on episode two hundred and we would like to speak with you on the podcast, which we haven't gotten in touch with him, but we should. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You went above and beyond our wildest expectations on this. We salute you, and let's be in touch and Brody uh you would yours And I sent a similar thing. Okay, I mean I said, let me second everything scary okay,

right again blah blah blah blah blah blah. Alright, so and he apologized for not doing more, to which I was like apologizing. I thought were gonna we should have had it for a trip down memory lane and scary is gonna stop it in the middle and we're gonna give you or should we just do the whole thing through at this time point? No, because because I because it's I want to just play half. I want to talk about the first half and then we'll play the second half. Are you sure. Yes, it's ten it's ten

and a half minutes. It is long, it's long slices not what she said. Yeah, let's let's just do play it, and then when you feel like it, we take a Yeah, we gotta breathe. This is the this is the one that's eight minutes. Oh, you have the ten and a half minute one. You sent it to me, but yes, yes I did. Where is it? It says, try this one that's eight minutes. Hold on, you suck, bro? Do you suck? You fuck this up? Man? This was that big moment on the front of you suck it. Suck.

It's the wrong one, unprofessional. Try this one. This is that you checked it. We talked like, here it is. I got it, I got it. Okay, you did play it, I got I got it. I got it. Okay, let's rewind. Oh my god, how do I control my own fucking phone? This is a problem. Yeah, seven million dollar equipment. Gary Pelvis Rand presents just off air Show. I think we titled this one new Beginnings. I don't know if this is a new beginning. I gotta be there rebuilding the

offair show live on the office. I have not First of all, I have not agreed to be part of this podcast. I really think it's the worst decision. The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. Welcome Boys podcast. So welcome to the Boys Podcast. Somebody says w t F in a text, What does that mean the mother? No? What what? That's my mother? When you tie your shoelaces, you have fat guy laces. No, when you're in shape, you bend down straight and you tie your shoelace. That's where you're a

fat guy. You bend your leg over your other leg and you tie it off to the side. And so when guys are out of shade, their laces are off to the left or off to the right because there's legs and breast. That was lmbs morty guardens. I still don't know what the L and it stands. Look at that bitch hashtag slice And by the way, why don't you write there's new stickers on the pail? Yeah, what

did they say? They say trash slash bustled up, of course, because the people that take that stuff don't understan WHOA that was scary too. No no, no no no no no no no. C C. C C c C. I was to grammar police the spelling. My mom is a school teacher. Okay, a S T R I K. You just said, and it's something that you do with your white that's right, that's asterick is a s t e r I K. Wrong. You spelled it wrong the first time, and then a different way the second time. Another way,

another way. We welcome the fat Jewish comedians Maniscalco. Yes, the day I do a radio tour, my neighbors are sawing down their house. It's like it couldn't have been worth timing jokes in the studio and he said, scary approach. You guy should put together breary. You don't want to be be sproty. Let's do some birthday. We had some birthday. What are you talking about? It's the Brooklyn Boys birthday, Linch, what do you mean Brooklyn Boys podcast birthdays. Oh, we

have not discussed this. She can't do it on it Okay, you know what do it at a bar when they hand you on my Hey, these are the people celebrate Berney's and all no, no, no, he you know who has birthdays? Everybody? Oh your birthdays in January? So spine, what are the odds twelve to one pumpkin spice direct condoms. That's the It's like a coccacino. What's a cocacino. I'll serve you one right when you go to the buffet breakfast. The bagels are ship. The bagels come out of a bag.

They're hard, They're like hockey pucks. You know what. They're Spagels. There's ship bagels and Spagel's. I just bade it up the Spagel's hashtag Spagel's hashtag, Drake's Cakes, hashtag don't play the crankame hashtag pickle park, hashtag fox salad, hashtag scaries box. By the way, that's a hashtag. I mean it is beautiful. He's and the picture is crystal clear. Sloman's is the best hit, the fucking Jingles hit the sang don't try to tell me that was your father sag it not.

You said it wouldn't help yourself, couldn't help you. Amazing job. I want to read his nuts long because he gave his two straws out of five. How's your corn beef? Take another bite? Okay? Well what is his zoo? Of our podcast? Abe seventy seven egg says stop eating during the podcast Dummies, and he gave us two fucking stars. Fuck you man, So this is for you, a combe Where am I now you're on the podcast? It's you don't put. You don't put your own sun. Your own

mother gave me prop first. If someone tells me their water is sparkling water that they made in the house, I don't they fart into the jar. I don't want it take fart water. But if they have, Sam Pellegrino, the apps are fucking looke worst sparkling water because it tastes like you drinking flat seltzer. Never gonna be a sponsor. Fuck you, Sam Pellegrino. I hate Pellegrino. Hastago you back. But Michael Rabortzi now finally six months, six months, would

wait for you, buddy. You know you know why. It's brody and scary, not scary and brody because Scary didn't want me on his podcast. That you fuck you. It's brody and scary. That's the way it is. This is by please. I'm said, Oh no, sar my scary. You criticize my son putting a knife in my back. I feel like I need to make this up to you somehow. You have to what can you do for me? Some freaks? I want to take my mother off STA dinner. No, you know, I can send you something maybe you coach

would be nice. By the way, would you eat at a place called Tainties, fish and chips? No, camp might seem was the other day you realize the hell would name their place and held on fish and Chainty's space with fish and your chips. I will stop it right there. Wow, I know what's coming in the next half. That would have been enough. That's only by the way, that's only five minutes. That's only half of the montage that Adam Geg put together. It's again, he's not a radio person.

He's not. It was good with that. He edited that on video editing equipment and software, and he claims because I'm not an editor, I'm not. I'm like, dude, you could make a career out of this. You Yeah, I mean I might adjust some levels here and there, but oh yeah, I know that's definitely. But as far as the rhythm, the pacing, the clips that he chose, yeah, again, and we're only halfway through. We have another five minutes

of that to play. Wow. Man, as you know we speaking of I've been eating a lot of stay lately, Brody. I'm not gonna lie. And a lot of listeners have been coming to me and texting me and like, what's up, where's David Brody? He's gonna be pissed. Okay, okay, for

the record, let me say something right now. Yes, okay, just because I'm going out for dinner does not mean that I need to have a have David Brody there, or be that that he needed to be there to eat steak with me his friends because my friends are not his friends or not my friends, or Brody may not be close to my friends. You get where I'm coming from. Yeah, I get where you come from. You get where I'm coming from. All right, Well, the little list of the slices a little miss misinformed that they

think that I need to take you out. Oh my god, So that means I can't have steak with my other friends. No, you can. It's just it's just it's been two episodes. You still haven't brought me a steak dinner. Really, And a lot of your friends that you claim like not my friends. You know, I get it. Your part like a little group you have since you're a kid. A lot of them hit me up for friendship on social media. They clearly want to be my boy. Yeah, I know, I know. I'm not listen. I know a lot. I'm

not offended, not ended, you know. But when I see the pictures of you out for steak dinner with your boys, I look at that group and I go, yeah, I don't want to go out those guys. Yeah, man, yeah that's that. You guys look happy. I'm fine, but you know, taking me off for like a happy two steak dinner would be great. But you know, but I feel like this year two is the year like I'm getting my free steak dinner from Scary is gonna pay for which I tried twice. Let's not rehash it. We already played

the rehash of the montage. We don't need to rehash. To rehash. They state that the third time is a charm, right, Well, it's at least that many times, isn't it. The Boys podcast. My air conditioning and heating unit just kicked on in the basement. Are you hearing that? Because if it's a problem, I'll go done it off. It's not too bad. I think we're okay right now, because I've been freezing for the past two hours. You're freezing. We stopped and started,

and we prepped. We didn't prep. How are you gone minutes through this? I don't know. We're already We're already forty nine minutes in on on the two eisode. Yeah, it's crazy, all right. Are you superstitious? Um? No, Well, there's a lot of superstitions out there. There are the basic ones like black black crushing your path. No, I'm not superstitious of that, or walking under a ladder. Not superstitious. So what's the complexity of the story? El just mentioned

something on the air, all right. I don't know if he was I don't remember. It doesn't really matter. I don't know if he's telling a story or he was reading a story, or he told the story. But somewhere alan in the story he was talking about he said like, oh, maybe he was just making up a number, you know, like in the stories, make up the number. And he said, oh, there's a problem with the guy in thirteen C on

the plane. So a bunch of people texted in and said, you know, there's no thirteen throw on the plane, but bad luck, it's bad luck. There's no thirteen throw. Okay, now, but right away, I'm gonna say it doesn't matter. The one after twelve is even even though you call it the fourteenth row, it's the row. It's just not called that, right right. If the plane goes down, it's not looking at the numbers on the seat. You don't get the trick,

the trick the gods and whatever is right. So, so first of all, a couple of people texted and said, I work for such and such airline. We have a thirteen throw. So it's not people like, no planes don't have thirteen row. Yes, some some line, just because you know some information. I think Southwest has has the number thirteen. If I'm free to move about the country, one of thirteen. You know, it's like, not every building skips the thirteenth floor. Well,

my building, we skipped more than that. We skipped thirteen, and we skipped anything. We skipped anything with a two in it. Well, that's ridiculous. Are you is it an Asian building? Yes? It is, Yes, I've been there because I'm sorry it two? Or is it four? Maybe there's another number that Asian people, some Asian communities find to be bed luck. Oh my goodness, oh no, we we I say, I think it's four anything with the four and so there's no fourth floor, No, there's none. In fact,

there's no fourteen. So in my building it skips from twelve to fifteen because thirteen no and four, which is ridiculous, ridiculous, it's a bad luck number in that in that culture. So we do have a lot of Asians that live here. So yes, I've I've been, I've seen it. Yes. So here's my thing about planes. If you're in the thirteenth row or the fourteenth row or the twelfth row, right, let's say there's no thirteen row. Let's say there's a

thirteen row, you're still all going down. The plane goes down when you hit the mountain, you're all hitting the mountain. There's no lucky row, right, because there's someone in twenty two right now that doesn't feel unlucky because they're in two. I tell you right now, if there's no thirteenth row, in ninety percent airplanes, a hell of a lot of

planes without a thirteen throw of crashed. Well, well that's not a whole lot, but it's scary if if planes don't have thirteen rows, the plane crashes every year, like one is, lots of thirteen less road planes have crashed. No. My point is that's a stupid thing. We make up a number thirteen fourteen O two, that the thirteen is evil, and now we don't have thirteen floors and buildings for what reason? Buildings burn all the time without thirteen floors

the thirteen floor, it's nothing affects anything. There's no like, the fire doesn't go there's no thirteen floors building. It's good luck. I'm gonna stop spreading my fire, stop spreading your fire. We didn't spread the fire. Okay anyway, So people were like all up in arms about thirteen. I'm not listen. If a truck's gonna hit you, it's gonna hit you. It's not hitting you because you were in

a thirteen jersey. That the guy that I got, that guy's got the jersey on dadam this this baseball players and every sport has we uniform numbers, has plays it with thirteen. Yeah, it's some of them are Hall of famers. By the way, you get a numbers um and I promise this is my last tangent. I promise there's a podcast I heard a commercial for. I weren't known for tangents. This is the podcast that comes. But I don't want

a triple tangent. I'm gonna stop here. I read a commercial for a podcast today and I'm sure it's accurate. All they do is celebrities that died at seven. This new episode was James Dean with Amy wine House, like I don't know how old Kirk Cobain was with Jim Morrison diet don't. I don't know if you google artists at by point was so many people have died at twenty seven celebrities that they can do a podcast and have enough episodes? Right? You need? Have you one a month?

That's twelve a year celebrities. I mean, I'm gonna google it, I guess, and a lot if you like, if you're a celebrity. Now, look, that doesn't mean twenty seven is unlucky. It's coincidental or maybe it's a time in your life. Is celebrity where you got money? Right? Yea fame, you start doing drugs, you're out and you're done. Yeah, But like the just the number thing, like there's gotta be people who watched it se year olds man, it's good

bad luck? What do you do? Skip it? You can't skip the year jews a big year you get bar Mitzvan as a jew mail jew thirteen that was good year for the got a lot of money you know well? Or beaniebling gambling. Seven sevens are usually a good luck when you on the slot machine, right, seven seven seven, But in craps, in the in the first role, the opening role, seven is lucky. But in every other role of the die the dice in craps, seven you cleared the table and you lose your money. You lose all

your money. But what does it mean to come eleven eleven? Because you want eleven? So seven and eleven eleven is craps? Right? I guess when you when people say seven, come eleven? What does that mean? And I can google it? But don't you know something? Come eleven? I don't you know something? I don't want to be in the same room. Sounds dirty.

I don't want to be. He would like, no, no, no, no, don't don't don't don't ask that no. But the point is sevens are lucky when you get three sevens on the slot machine, but after the first role, but after the number and once the point is made in craps, then seven is out. It's seven out. That means that's when they take that fucking long wooden step. Well you know what, they all the money all towards the fucking the banks. Seven is the number most likely to come

up on the on the two die roll. That's right, that's right because it's the most combinations combinations, five, three, and four. That's why it's it's got the three different But in the opening role, you want to keep rolling sevens seven seven seven, and then you don't want it once the point is made. That's a whole other I'm not teaching your c I can't play craps. I don't want I just I look at it. You just that's what they play in movies. That's that's you don't play craps.

You take them. Yeah, because I don't want to be like I want to lose all my money. Don't worry about it, just go to the buffet. I think we should play the second half of his montage. We also have some voicemail to get to calling it a montage montage, alright, But and then we got the voicemails, all right, I just I just I wanted to about what happened it

did it other night? And then but boy, I want to hear the montage, play the voicemails because I want to take a break from the montage for a minute. Do you really let's yeah, I want, I want to hear the voicemails. Okay, hold on a second, I took the time. F you abe seventy seven and leave us hopefully. Well, there's no one since I last checked. Well to see and the tweets they are so basically yes, to play the ones you wanted to play, we can't play them.

Two eight F you abe seventy seven? Uh and these are people that left their voicemail. And by the way, this line is now connected seven, So feel free to make that voicemail any time you want and leave one for us. We may play it on a future episode. Here's a great I have the log in, and I can change it so that it makes Scary's phone ring. Yeah, let's not do that. Yeah, let's keep it, thanks Dick. I can also set it where he gets an email every time. You know, let's not do that either, alright,

rye two oh three? Here we go. What's to us? Three is where this came from? Who cares about the area called play the damn thing? Hey, Brodiant scary. It's Anthony from Central Connecticut. Keep up the good work. Congratulations on two hundred episodes. So as for life and let's go mas. Hashtag Brodian scary. Now that was the first one we got, so I wanted to play one. You gonna get much better than that. That was the person that tag Brodian scary and said let's go mats. Come on,

well that one right there was the first one. Okay, and here we go continuing along. Hey, Brodian Scary, it's Jamie a K Monster donut pants. I just want to take natulations on episode two hundreds. I can't believe that you are allowed to you your bs for two hundred episodes, yet here you are. Thank you for making me and everyone else laugh for as as long as you have. I especially need it now that I've been going through a bit of a health scare. Keep up the good work, guys,

and I'm hoping for two hundred more. Well, thank you so much, and we hope you feel better. Monsters years for you autely that the fact that she's under the weather and took the time to do that. Thank you very much. Thank you so much, all right, and here's the one from Brooklyn Boys, Scary and Brodie. Brodie and Scary. I've been looking forward to episode two hundreds for what seems like sucking forever. Now. This is Chris Travers. I'm

a Slice for Life. I've been listening to every episode of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, and I'm so hyphed that you guys are actually giving listeners an opportunity to come on the podcast and have their voice be heard and tell you guys how much you guys are looking awesome. And I love it. I'm in New Yorker myself. You guys are the ship. Keep doing what you're doing. I appreciate you. I know a lot of us do, so keep doing you're doing Brooklyn Boys Slice so Life. Appreciate

it great. Thank you. Okay, and here comes Area code nine. What's up, Scary and Brody. I love the podcast. I listened all the way from San Diego, sing Bong short and sweet? What's the bing bing bong? Is the Knicks? It's part of the rallying thing. Oh that's what it is. Hey, Brooklyn Boys is Anastasia from queens Um. I was interested in your input on that new ohha commercial. I know that you guys have been on a roll with funny commercials and such, so I'm very curious to hear about that.

Be Well and Slice for Life. That's a local commercial that we play on. It's a nightmare? Is that your friend Dave that does that? The other that's a that's a no, that's horrible. Ah, well, you know we should play that on. Well, I don't know. We don't want to lose the money on that. But yeah, let's wait till let's wait till they stop advertising and then we'll get back to that. It only plays on one and listen the rest of the country. Consider yourself lucky. It's

all will say. Yeah, all right, yo, Broken Boys is Frank Stell and haircong Wine for Connecticut. I just wanted to stay if you guys are doing a great job for the podcast. Um I wanted to see you guys. Wanted to maybe do a pizza tour. I think you guys are in a great area where you can hit up Caniquette, New York, New Jersey. That's being a matter of a month just getting up local pizza stops, um Manequet. I can show you the ropes Connecticut pizza, so to speak.

In Connecticut. Take you to or four great piece of places within a day. Yep, a good day. Yeah, that's right, Brodie. How do you feel about that Connecticut pizza? I'll go eat it. I gotta eat it in a little a little little bit of moderation. New York King, King, can you the pizza? No? No, I still think New York is the best pizza in the way you too, But I've tasted Connecticut pizza and New Haven Pizza has some

great you know, contend to the way. I want to just clarify the bing bong thing case you guys screaming at you at your phones. Uh, there's a show called side talk that made it a thing on TikTok. That's what I thought, but the Knicks have adopted it, right, Okay, that's how I heard it through the Knicks. But that's what some side talk. It's mich yo. Don't play that other message because clearly I didn't think it through obviously. Uh, you know the chance that this is played on the podcast.

You know, I had people a litre nervous, but I wanted to say I have a place for life for how long? Uh? Probably since you got have started. Uh yeah, that's that if you thank you keep going. We can't play them all scared, no, I know, but yeah we have. We have quite a few more you know people to time about this one. Yeah one of him, uh my fat fingers, a birdie and scary it's mistress here. Congrats on two on two hilarious episodes of the Brooklyn Boys,

and thank you for building a community of slices. I finally found my people and they all hate bad grammar as much as I do. Love you guys, okay, and from what up? Brooklyn Boys named Gabe, I'm a merchandiser for seven up. Listen to your motherfucker's every single day on my drive to work from work and between stories, fuck you age seventy s And hey, y'all need to talk to I Heart radio about the stupid fucking rewind if that forward problems, okay, we will do that. Okay.

We are ambassadors of goodwill for you. Uh, what's up? Boys? The real Kicklow? Congratulations on two harderd episodes episode I can't wait to keep hearing more what's the life? Okay? And then two more? Does he call himself to kick Low? Because his voice I've never heard his voice before. Here's another feedback he got out to the Brooklyn Boys. The hell you mess it up? Brody? There you go. I'd in preview. This one just came in. It's funny. I didn't realize they don't even know what the hell is

going on this they're still recording. All right, Well we'll just alright, last one. They had no idea. Last one out to the Brooklyn Boy. Okay, there you go. Our phone numbers to one eight f you ape seventy seven. Okay, alright, to one A seventy seven. Well, if you know listen, well, we gotta up up the anti if we want to keep playing these, leave us some great comments stories, questions for the Brooklyn Boys. You can ask questions and maybe we'll answer them on a future episode of this podcast.

All right, Okay, we gotta uh commercial break here, and then we have the other half of them. Monte, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta, I gotta call it a fellow radio person that that I'm not gonna mention names, but on another Grammar police issue, another one like brilliant scary. All right, I want to play the half of this montage and then you could call out your people, all right, Adam G E. G. You ruined my fucking joke. I was actually looking for it. I want to buy this

is just to a Middle Eastern vampire. No Jewish, that's your Jewish. I was actually, um, yeah, I was walking through the lab at one late one night she doing the monster man shud, actually looking for it and center the forty four on the microphone. You spent hundreds of dollars ten thousand dollars, forty seven thousand dollars, fourteen point six million dollars, five billion dollars and that equipment. Listen, asshole, never been voting before. My microphone's falling up. Oh my god,

that's eighty thousand dollars. Get it? Oh ship, Oh no, if another hundred thousand, go ahead, play it wait quickly. And by the way, he didn't wipe his ass. That's why I think he was cranking it. No, dude, if he was cranking one, have you ever made those sounds? If you were doing that, do you go oh fuck? We have a serious tribe issue. So two weeks ago someone started posing as me, took a couple of my pictures. He posted it as his lead his lead picture on

j Date, which is the Jewish online dating service. If he goes on any date. He's not author the thirty seven year old doctor. And if he is author the thirty seven year old doctor, how ugly must he be if he's using your picture? All right, that's a comment I was waiting for. We don't yell a lot. We yell sometimes, but not a lot. You're not fun. Take less thing to me. Fuck you Pelican Polls. I gave you a boding shirts cad. Fuck you, Agnes. It's not

white milk, it's just milk. Shall Yeah, why are you telling me that you just gotta do your fucking car accident? What I'm Steve fucking Stacy the man, blow up? Bare throat? Do I do? I smell free dessert coming. I can't find the waiter. He's not getting soda, he's not getting me water, he's not getting me anything. Fuck you Alexa, oh Ship, Hold on a second. It's snowing here in the studio. We got the fucking snow flakes on our hands. I have hearted it to flush of fucking toilet. Don't

tweet me. I don't care. I don't need you to very find my day. Fix the fucking software. What fuck you Amazon cares? I'm gonna take a candy grape soda with for my troubles for waiting, and we're gonna call it even so, I said, we're good. Are you talking about telling what I want? That's freak English. What's the age limit for chocolate milk? Solabed was closed? You're right, no, but you're you don't even wait for the answer, your man,

that's my bodka. That's how it fucking works. Ketaba albums, katy albums, fuck your Rosita, fuck you, Shiniko would know you and fuck you head with no name tag funk all three of you. It's fucking racist. I really appreciate that, but I can't you if you paul the balls on Hercules delivery system. F you fake Stephen. They raised my rate four thousand the seven thousand dollars a year. They're not using real juice. Hashtag trial even though we had

a frigate appointment. Hello, Mr Brodie, is it okay if we put a Calvin fucking climb Bart bugger James and what was on top of the ex salent dil fucking dil. We don't need to hear your god deal horn. It's the upscott, he says. I can't take the box because it's FedEx. Notter the frankl doesn't need the money. You've received a letter from us. Please enter the pin number. Don't fucking elevator partner is already pressed. It's clearly lit up.

It's not gonna go any faster. People. He gets on the turnpike, he goes south, south, he goes south again. My wife emails them back and says, I need to talk to you on the phone. I guess who's gonna answer the fucking phone where they call n My name's Melissa, bitch the way is that? What is this what this podcast is going to be about? Because there's kind of shaping it and we've been doing nothing but bitching want

me than you than me? Fuckers? And you know what, I don't just call it any Peter Luker, call it Peter Lucas and boys, boys, Wow, what a montage that was. We've done some things over I think that was Adam Geg once again, amazing, amazing, my again stuff in there. I'm I'm thinking to myself, it's funny, I'm laughing. I don't I don't know what I was talking about. So okay, So here's a challenge. Here's a challenge. You know the people the female listener of ours um that did the

flow chart, Yes, where we went off on tangents. It was tangent you want to do? You want to you gonna ask for a transcript of what we just felt. I'm saying that that right there is beyond is beyond transcribable. There's no flow chart for that order of what we've done in order and in order to really appreciate the level of effort we know went into that, and again we didn't ask for it. It's like it's a lot of work. We know you have to you have to do what we do for a living, and you have

to listen to everything. You have to then chop it up and put it together real time and then edit and go back and forth and whatever. Anyway, we've got a police, police, police, let's correct someone and hopefully this is not an a t M then thing. No, no, no, so so these these I'm just gonna there's a couple of people on the air there, it's more than one person. They do show together and one of them says things

sometimes grammatically wrong. The other one makes up words or uses the wrong words like they're close to the right word, but they're different words. So this week they said, I think that's gonna be a harboring of things to come, harboring, harboring of things to come. Now, harboring would, I assume, would mean to put something in the harbor if you or if you harbor something that you're you're you're holding feeling like you harbor feelings for your harboring, holding it back,

you're holding it in right, right, Okay. What they meant to say was harbinger. It's a harbinger of things to come. Somehow harbinger turned into harboring. Well, how did that person? How would they even have the word harbinger the expression? But you don't remember it the right way, right, You're like, oh, it's something harb something in with the thing. I wanted to rip my radio out of my car and throw it out the window. I could not believe harboring of

things to come. That person makes more than me. I'm sure, I'm sure all of us you know. I'm a fan, but I was just, Oh, I felt like I was watching floor by Shore. Well something I wanted to add and this this really scalds my dog? Is that even a thing? You don't even have a dog. I don't even have one, but you'll never have a dog. When I heard a commercial and it runs, this commercial runs a lot on a lot of radio in New York.

It's talking about the legalization of marijuana. And it's a website followed by a subwebsite, in which case they express it so and so marijuana someon dot com. Now it should be slash marijuana the easiest way, because we all know that when typing into a web browser or anything, the only thing that the only valid slash is a forward slashing. With this fucking commercial, they say it three times in every commercial, and I hear all day dot

com backslash marijuana, backslash. Dude. I want to call these people like dude, you're first of all, they they're getting the backslash confused with the forward slash. They mean to say forward slash, because it's the only slash that's valid. If you take less there here their Hebrew and they're reading right to left. No, but if you if you then it's then it's going down. But if you enter

it back. But if you type of backslash where that it goes from top to bottom on on a diagonal, Okay, if you type that in any web address, it's always invalid because it's an invalid key. You doesn't lead anywhere ever, so that's always going to be invalid. It's always forward to the person who invented the Internet. And and U R L S. Fuck you. You should have just used the dash and the underscore fun people with the underscores the pain in the ask the type they should be

an underscore button. Don't you think you should be underscore button? At this point? Right? Is there an underscore button? Is there? Yeah? All right? Then they were listening to make no there isn't you gotta shift, you gotta shift. I want to underscore button. You know you owe a button that that's by itself without you know what else? You know what else? The Internet has been around sin mainstream. I know what was wrong before that? People have been using computers, uh

for what years? Twenty seven years? Now? Why isn't there a dot com button? Actually, some websites, some things on my phone and applications have the dot com dot com I will say if you if you hit ESPN, ESPN and hit enter it, it puts it in for you. Also, here's a trip They should add it to the keyboard, the actual hard keep. There should be a dot org button, dot com button, fun dot net but anyway, and dot gov. So if you do um on I think on Mac also,

but definitely on PC. If you type a web address right, let's say you do like a good housekeeping If you do control enter, it puts the dot com there and then goes to the website like it's that's what it does. I may have said that it's two undred episodes. I said a lot of things. I may have said, but there should be a dot com button. But if you do the control enter, you don't need a dot com button.

How about how about put backslashes forward slashes. It should just be a slash, but there's two of them because you have both. Right, it should have been a dash. Make it a dash. I tell you, and then I tell you that I got stuff for next week, and then we're gonna go on vacations. So I gotta make sure. We have to make sure two oh one is good. We go on the you know the episodes after two hundred. You know, the first two hudre were easy and we got to Now I got three jingle balls to go

to in the next week and a half. So it's gonna be busy. We too, because they don't invite me to Florida. You should. Maybe they'll invite you to the Florabama Sure, jingle ball. You know what's you know, what's ironic is that I was one of a couple of people that was instrumental in getting us on why right, and now they forgot all about you? And then and then there's that the people that that got us on

one hundred too long gone and the new people. They don't invite me to wedden like who is this guy? They don't invite me to the big They don't you know, but they wouldn't have Elvis Duran if we didn't work our magic and then steal half their staff the credit. No, no, no, no, a small piece didn't. Didn't we fly to Nashville to work? We did? We did? That was so long ago, just the two of us. Know. What I'm saying is, how about a jingle ball ticket? That's all I'm how about?

Come on, how about it? How about a jingle ball ticket? Don't remember, I don't remember anyway. If you'd like to give us feedback on this two episode, feel free, no, don't tweet and saying, don't voicemail us. Who's gonna say? Email us gold School or leave a voicemail to one eight F you ape seventy seven and you can email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com and get in touch with us on our social media.

Oh and Brooklyn Boys dot Big hotel dot com for all your whatever you do, don't tweet proty oh Elvista ran Tom slash sauce he did it again endorsement horn I did not Crookland Boys Boy