#196: The Wedding Crasher and Dasher

Roses Roses is outcast? No, it was a hit. Like I know you think y'all ship down't stink, but Roses really smell like poop poo. Come on, man, that's a classic two thousand's hits. You're right, I'm talking about st John Roses. The song Oh we played it on this podcast. That was from I was from like pandemic years, the

Pandemic day. Yeah, you know it's so funny. Um, I know the pandemic is in the rear view um for a lot of us, just but the music that came out while everyone was in lockdown will forever be stuck in my head and it will always take me back there, like they're the song from Jason Deruloh Savage Love. Every time I hear Savage Love, I knew that was during the height of the lockdown. So it always brings me to a bad place. It puts me in a ship mood. Great song. I don't have that problem because I don't.

I don't listen to pop music normally, right, and and and I didn't live any differently being locked up in the house. But you know, as far as well, not that I obviously lived differently, I just didn't listen to songs that that didn't affect me, right, because it's not I. I just I don't have that worry like I I don't like well, I was gonna listen to Jason Ruler either way. That's Roses song you just mentioned. Um no body,

no mumble umble. That song will remind me of of the height of the lockdown, because that's when it first came out. That song will remind me of the height of our podcasting during the lockdown. So what about what about songs that do take you back? Do you have songs that you could think of that will take you back to a time at a place everybody does? Well, I'm not going to mention every song, but let me know, but your to your top three. No, there was like,

I don't. I'm not gonna mention old songs. It's pointless. But there are songs. There are songs that will remind me of like one of the first dates I went on with my wife. There's a song that reminds me of driving on the Meadowbrook Parkway the first time I heard it and banging the steering wheel and doing air drums. So whenever I hear that song now it's a bong Jovi song, I always think of that ride the first

time I heard it. Right, you remember, there are songs from like when I was a kid, Top forty songs that were playing in my parents car. I will remember sitting in the back seat holding a comic book I was reading. That's remembering the song and the comic and the year right, and I can't remember why I walked

into a room. Like the song Manic Monday from the Bengals will always remind me of my final TV radio project from college because I always had because we used that song in something and the Manic Monday was always there. I don't know, it's just so what I'm saying is. Of course, music has that unbelievable ability, just if none of the songs mattered to me that we played right.

And I to be honest, I was probably listening to a lot of news, a lot of talk radio, a lot of political shows because there was, you know, an election going on, so I didn't really Jason Darulo it up. I have to. I'm sorry, Jason. I'll give you one more this song. Remember the song Dunne Dune Done, Dune Done, and then I can't Wait by New Shoes, I can't wait. Every time I hear that song, it takes me back

to my dance festival in Ps. Two o four in the sixth grade in benson Hurst where we did outside in the schoolyard a dance to that song, and that song was new at the time, and it was like groundbreaking because we were the only ones the sixth graders were allowed to use like a current hit. Everyone else had to use these like stupid songs like the may Pole dance and stuff from the nineteen thirties and forties,

you know, these traditional, like weird dances. But we got to use like, oh, a current hit on the radio at that time. But I remember it was the stupidest dance ever. Um. I don't know who put it together, but but it was like you bounce up and down in place and then you turn to the left and then you slide to the right, something like that. But it sounds like that time warp. It took me back. Anyway, It's just a jump to the left. Anyway. How's your Halloween?

Speaking of time warp, well, Rocky Horror Pictures show. Did you I think I mentioned I was alone on Halloween? Because if I did, I should have because it sounds like a horror movie. My wife went, my one remaining daughter, who lives at home, went out to a tricken treating party. She went out, she was gone for the day. She went to a Halloween party and then she went trick or treating in another neighborhood. So I had the house

to myself the whole night. So I had I have two giant inflatables I bought last year that I have in front of the house. So I am Halloween. E. Did you I broke out with your HALLOWEENI your HALLOWEENI out? I did not. I did not, That's what. So I got the bowl ready for the bowl oh candy, and I bought a I don't know, a nine or nine nine dollar bag of mixed candy. I told you this last week. My my daughter wanted a specific bag because she'd eat the leftovers the sack, this big sack trial

sized candies. Yeah, which you eventually returned. Well, haven't returned it. Yeah, but thanks for jumping ahead. Man, you got it. Yeah, let's appreciate that. It's it's conversation flow. So you just don't know what flow. You just you just jumped from from first base to third base, and you you jumped off a second base. You know that's called you're out. You went on the baseline. I ran across the mound. I didn't even go to second, went from first right,

went right across boom. So there you were in the dark. Okay, it's not that dark. So I decided, so I live on a call to sack right off a of a relatively busy street, but I don't live near the base. Play with you alone in your house. Yeah, I had the big cold, the sack of candy, and so normally we get I don't know, I told you, I told you last episode three. By the way, did you did you bring home the listen in order jingles. Uh no, no,

you suck. So I only get like two or three stragglers at the end of the night, then go to the better neighborhoods for candy because there's no point trick or treating on our block because it's only one block. On last week's part I did, so nobody came by. It was I don't know. At that point it was eight o'clock. I had the bowl and the bag of candy ready. If anyone rings the doorbell, I will rip open the bag of candy, porting the bowl and go out and give them candy. And then I had a

little step stool. I would just leave the bowl out there. It's a nine dollar investment I'll make into kids taking as much candy as they want. All four kids that come by, I thought maybe kids would come by with some new young kids on the block, so people move my favorite right, new young kids, right, I talk about that that you kids on the block. None of them came by. So by eight o'clock it was Saturday night,

right was Saturday feeling. I decided I was gonna watch a movie and I did want be bothered, so I just turned the lights off in the house. I pulled down the curtains, that pulled down the blinds rather close the curtains, and I'm like, the hell with it? Nobody rang my bell bell? Yeah, well thanks, oh what's her name? Thanks the award? So I would love that song. And that song takes me back. By the way, what do you think of when you hear a need award ring

my bell? I worked at Chuck E Cheese and my friend Ronnie used to drive me home every night because I was before I had a car, So I started there with a sixteen and then I got my permit, but my my parents didn't let me take the car every night. You can ring up. Yeah, I wasn't. Don't want the story yet again, boy, you're the worst today. My point was Ronni used to drive me home and he used to play disco in the car he had.

He had friends with DJ's. They would make mixtapes and he would also play rock music for me that I had never heard before. So he turned me on Arrowsmith like stuff like that. So kudos to Rani. Uh So anyway, um, that's what that's reminded me of. So I ended up not opening up the candy bag. So I'm taking it back to Target. Did you open up your own candy bag? No? I also didn't try to eat my own candy bag. You would have No, I'm not eating candy. I told

you that I'm eating healthy and I love that. Once again, who is this man? Oh wait, wait, wait till I tell you later. You and I tried something healthy and uh I got yeah, we got that coming up. We'll talk about that. So No, I'm doing well. I am down. Uh since the wine and Food festival. Right, I'm probably down. Let me see, I did this. I'm down nine more pounds since the Good for you, dude, I'm so excited

for you. That's cool. I am now wearing if you, if you go to the fifteen minute morning show for the Elvis Ranch today November three, as we're recording this. Two thousand twenty one, I wore a Millennium Falcon shirt, a Star Wars shirt that I haven't been able to wear it about three and a half years. I am back in my Star Wars shirt. I'm looking at this way. I'm motivated not to spend money on new clothing, so I wanted a Star Wars shirt. I made myself fitting it. Gratulations.

Now finish your finish you off the candy bag. I'm not going to do that. I'm taking it back to Target. Okay, I'm not gonna eat that candy bag. The story is done by the way, you can't drop it anymore. But wait a second, that's that's the part what I don't understand. How could you? How could you take a bag of candy and return it to Target? Okay, because it's not a Target bag with loose candy in it, it's a sealed sack. You buy it as a sack of trial

sized candy. You know, there's something creepy about that because it's food. It's in a sealed eminem Mars bag. That was something a little weird about all. Please, I'm just saying it just bathing suits after they wear them and they try them on. I don't know. I feel like I would just give the candy away, or again, you're volunteering my money nine dollars nine do you have nine dollars? I'll talk you give me nine dollars. I'll give the candy a way. Then you can feel like you gave

it away. How about that? You know what I would love that I would I would donate it to the ground the ground floor of my building with test. We have nine dollars and I'll give you the bag of candy plus tax. By the way, it's like ten bucks. Kids in my building would appreciate it. Yeah, that's fine. How many pieces are in there? I don't know. Is the good ship? Yeah, it's good ship. I don't buy bead ship. Well, what I mean is it? Is it the kid tested? My daughter approved? No? Is it the

Mr Goodbar? Crackle combination with the special Dark Crackle is the ship? Did you know? Crackle is the only mini Hershey's bar that is not made in full size? Not buy Crack. You cannot buy a Cracker bar. But you can buy Mr Goodbar, but they're rare. Yeah, but you can buy any other bars, but Crack. You buy the dark Special Dark. Yes, really, I've never seen. Okay, if I say Crack is the only one, but I don't believe it answers your other questions. I don't believe you.

I've been a Hershey park. They tell you that special dark. Yeah, then why don't you know what? The question becomes? Special Dark? It's bitter. It's like I love special dark, like burnt black coffee. I love special dark. Wow, that's you. You're You're an odd bawl. Well milk chocolates the way to go. Oh my god, what's going on with me? Anyway? So wait, so why what's the reason behind not not releasing full sized Crackle bars? They're praised to us Crunch. That's probably

why they probably have cornered the market. You don't want to be number two in the market. You don't want to be the second best Crunch. Okay, it's not unique, fair enough. I love a good Crackle, though you haven't done a taste test. I really should do it side by side Crackle and Nestle's Crunch. I probably should do a side by side. I'm imagining both tastes in my mouth. I think I am team Crackle. You're imagining Really, you're imagining it. You're imagining it, and you're oh, I could

taste them right now. I could taste them both right now. Taste in the rainbow. You can taste them? You you mentally? I can mentally? Yeah, can't you mentally taste ship? I know I can't, Yeah, but I not. It's been so long, like I'm picturing the taste and remembering the taste of the Nestli's crunch bar. It's not it's it's not chocolate enough for me. It's like kind of like a light coco It's a cocoa ish, whereas I feel like the crackle with the rice crispies is more of a more

of the her. It's the Hers. She's chocolate, it's the signature. So yeah, so I know what hers she. Yes, I know what that. That tastes like crackle all the way. All right, you know what, I'm probably crackle all the way only because well here's the thing. I like crackle and I love her. She's chocolate. For me, Her she's chocolate is chocolate like you you can you can give me other you tell me Swiss chocolate, tying chocolate, told la ron whatever. You can give you other chocolates you like.

Right right now, you're thinking of your favorite chocolate, right, you might have a favorite choclate. Yeah, but I'm I also like Eminem's. I'm I'm an m Eminem's Mars Guy. Okay for me, Her She's chocolate bar is America not more American than Eminem's. No, no, no, no, no no no no no, I'm not. That's what's unrelated that's a different kind of food. I'm saying. As far as chocolate bars, Hershey is the great American, the great American, the great American chocolate bar. For me, when I think of a

chocolate bar, I I think of a Hershey bar. I mean, that's chocolate, but that's not chocolate bar. That's other stuff in it. I'm talking about chocolate, pure chocolate. That's what a chocolate bar is. A Snickers is a candy bar, it's not chocolate bar. A bar of chocolate for me is a Hershey bar. Now eminem's, eminem's I e eminem's I can't stop. That's why I can't have one. I can't can't give me one. Eminem, I'll kill you for the second one. I will murder you and they'll take

me away on the cause of death. A second eminem salvating, Okay, you're always salivating, hit Hit the Jingles with Bolli and scary. So we we should probably preface this with saying that this past Monday was a World Vegan Day. Yeah, not a day I would normally notice. Um, and something really interesting happened, very peculiar. Now, Brodie, you were at home

on Monday, but I came into the studio. I was there, um and on Monday ten pizza pies arrived at seven o'clock in the morning, now unbeknownst to me being World Vegan Day or National Vegan Day, I didn't know it was National Vegan Day. Okay, but I just see pizza in front of me, piping hot pizza, like you know, the classic New York slice. Yeah, pizza, get it. You've painted the picture. So I go and I you know, pizzas here so commercial hits shows, you know seven seven.

You're not one to care where it came from. You just see pizza. I mean, I see pizza, pizza. It's free pizza. You take get it. I get it, and and I opened it up. It smelled amazing, put it on a plate. Did the fold. No, I didn't use a knife and fork, you suckers. I know people think I use a knife and fork, but I only do that when when it's like, you know, that's a whole other conversation. But it was the classic New York slice.

So it got the classic New York fold and I and I ate it, and then Nate started looking at me, and then producer Sam. Everybody was curious and they all looked at me, but no one's saying anything, and I'm like what, They're like, what do you think? I'm like, it was. It was fucking awesome. I loved it. And they said do you do you know that you were eating pizza with vegan cheese on it? And then what

what did you think? And I'm like, no way, because to me, when I think vegan cheese, vegan cheese doesn't melt properly, and this cheese was melted perfectly. And I'm like, no, look at it. And I literally pulled some off the pizza the next slice, because of course I had a second, and I'm and I'm lifting it up with my fingers and the cheese is all like drippy like cheese is. And they were like, no, that that's actually a product called Please Cheese p L E E s E Cheese.

You guys have to google this because I don't know where where this came from and how long it's been in existence and why didn't I know about it? Okay, So as you guys know me, you you know I'm a meditarian. My daughter whom I have a daughter who is a vegan. It's It's God's cruel twist on my life, and she has tried to get me to eat beyond stuff like beyond meat, beef, beyond plant based, plant base bothers me. I don't want plants, right, I don't do that to me, don't. I don't like, don't try to

chop up kale and call it a hamburger. So mentally, like she said to go try the sausage patty. It's beyond sausage. I can't do it. I cannot do it, all right. I don't want soy this. I don't want, you know, I just I don't want weird products in my I don't I want to eat what I eat right. Well, I wasn't in the studio. I got uh five pound bag of Please cheese sent to me on Tuesday from our guy, from our guy Vinnie in the sales compartment. He's like, I wanted you to try it, Brody, because

I know you're tough. You're tough with this, and uh, you know, if you guys can mention it Vegan Day, that'd be great. You don't have to eat it. Just take a look at it. Check out the consistency. I think you'll you'll agree that it looks like real cheese. So I figured about doing the podcast. You know what, if you remember, we're talking about who is Dave Brody? Who Who's who is David Brody? And I don't even

know this guy anymore. That was so I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna look at the ingredients because if it's stuff I that mentally I can't get my head around. I'm not gonna eat it. I'm not. I don't care how good it is. So it's it's made from potato and bean proteins. That's it. Now, this was now. I had it on a pizza melted and it was perfectly melty. You had it in in a what it was, shredded format. So I have baked scoops, which I found in the store.

They're back, I put. I put some carmines Marinara sauce, not a sponsor, but I love their sauce, and I threw some cheese on to make like pizza nachos. I'm like, you know, let me start off small. If I'm gonna eat this stuff, let me try it. Let me see how it melts. So I put it on the chips. It stretches apart like pizza pulls off and melted in

thirty seconds. And I tried it, and what did you think? Well, I want to I want to be honest because the slices no me, guys, No, I eat meat I and now here you're eating please, which is by the way, it's it's short for plant based cheese, like but please. I understand that beans please chet grow in the ground, but they don't. They're not plant. They're not plants, right, So I liked it. I liked it a lot. I

like it. You know what this it's first of all that it's it doesn't have any cholesterol, which is good for me because prior to my ingredient, hold on, I understand that. So prior to my weight loss that I'm on now, my cholesterol was a tad high. So this is cholesterol free, right, right. So then I'm like, well, I'm on a diet, right, I have this five pound

bag of this stuff. I can't I can't. I can't eat it because you know, like sometimes you buy stuff it's like low fat, but then it's really high in sugar, or you buy like or it's really like like you buy some stuff and it's really high in salt. Right, So I'm like, let me check on the degree. It's it's a It's a quarter of the calories of regular cheese. So I I feel so. I wanted to not like it, but I like it, and I'm happy I like it, and I'm I'm weird saying it, but I like its

plant based cheese. It's it's not plant based cheese. It's a meat substitute. It's cheese substitute. Whatever you want to call. People think you're falling further into the abyss. Who is this man, David Broke. I'm being honest. You guys know me. I'm on. If I tell you some sucks, it's gonna suck. If I didn't like this, I would tell Scared to do the commercial without me, right, I would talk about it. I would say, Scared, you talk about Vegan Day. What

do I know about it? It's scarce, Like, come on, you gonna try it some pizza. So I tried to look right. We were set up so so to tell the slices and be completely honest. We they didn't tell me what I was eating because they wanted to get my honest opinion first, and when I loved it me but they were they told you because they said that they sent it to your house in shred and cheese format, and they put it on pizza that I ate, and

we felt we both actually fell into the trap. So after that they then said, well, you know, men, sin these guys on your podcast, because to be quite honest, if you loved it, then you really you know, then why not just lean into it a little bit? Because had they come to us before all this, let's say they let's say they just said, like the week, guys, you guys want to promote it, like promote this, please cheese on the podcast. Would be like, no, we don't.

We don't need we don't need vegan cheese. That's not who we are. So they kind of there was a bit of trickery going on, especially with me, and then we both fell for it. So we really we we wanted to bring this to to the slices attention. This is actually a viable product that both Brody and I stand stand behind. Now I'm I feel weird that I like it. I do because scause you know me, it's just anyway, Look, the next step is the bottom line. It's a local company for us in New York. They're

out of Harlem. Uh. They created this this cheese recently. It's not an old company and what they're looking for, and they asked if we could mention it. If you try and you like it. They go into your pizza place locally and asked them to carry it for you. Please cheese you're looking specifically for. Please, it's to E P L E E S E cheese. Okay. And and again they come in huge bags of that that the pizzeria would just love it. They come in like wholesale. They sent me a big bag. I don't know how

they ship it normally. Yeah, but that's it comes in bags like that, so then they're shredded and they could put it so so yeah, so ask your local pizzeria to carry it. That's all, you know. So when we told them that we would write, we told them that we would mention it. Well. I the reason I wanted to mention it is because I didn't think the slices would believe it. To be honest, I don't. I called my wife at work, she was just getting off work when I had it. I was like, listen, remember that

big bag of cheese in the fridge. She's like, yeah, I said, I know. REMEMBERY told you you could have it and she's like, yeah, I go, I liked it. It's like what It's also mind over matter though, right, because again, if if I would have went into this with the mindset knowing it was it was vegan, I'd be like, I ain't touching that, or oh this is awful. But because I tasted first, you know, let's get back

to stuff that's bad though. I want thank the real Jason three on Instagram j A Y s O N. His mom gave him a Y right in the middle because it was free. Given the gimme that. Gimme that y in the middle. He's he tagged me on Trader Joe's ad. Okay, oh my god, I'm gonna probably put this on Instagram. It is a because he knows me. Because you guys know me. It's vegan, creamy dil dressing. So, by the way, that doesn't make the cut, does it. No? No, that is a. That is a A. That is a

triple no for me. No on the vegan, No one the creamy. Right now, I'm not having creamy dressings and no one the deal del Oh. Speaking of Dill, I spoke to my my daughter, who my oldest daughter, who's the vegan and she is in uh Europe. I told you going for a master's degree. So I haven't seen her since July, no August August and she left and

the July begining August, and so we talk online. We talked through apps, you know, so I don't remember the topic came up, but there was a She sent me a picture of matsa balls and asked me what was the green stuff in the matsa ball in in the TikTok video she saw. I said, I think that's Dill And she said, who the f would put Dill in a mats of ball? And I said, so, I said, you are my daughter. I love you. And I never

told her that story. She doesn't listen to the podcast, and I said, I said, did I ever tell you not to like Dil? I go, you're vegan, you eat all that stuff? She deal in a mats of balls? That's that's that's that's a travesty. So I I told her I would send her the link to our episode to listen to it. Of us, I think it's one oh three um Locks Lies and Dial or something locks Lies and Dill. I think that's the name of the episode, something like that. Uh, and so I told her to

listen to it. So yeah, my ot to hate still But thanks Jason for making me want to vomitpeaking of TikTok. Can I play one TikTok video? Yes, yes you can. Don't tell me no, no, no no, because I was gonna I was gonna read some d m s and some stuff like that if you were going in that direct. I got a like time this because you can't pause

it right away. So this is a girl and behind her she's you know, like on TikTok, you can put a graphic behind you, So she puts a tweet behind her and she says it out loud, and then I'm gonna cut it off because then it's a it's stitched. There's a woman behind her in the video who rips her for it. But this is one of those I was today years old. Idiots are my favorites. She's reading the tweet. This is what she says, are now forty sink in? Okay. She's doing this on purpose to get

a right Are now forty let that sink in? What do you mean? Okay? So so everybody stitching her video, ripping her. She wasn't looking for hits. I let her of the videos. She's a dim wit. She's so. The person who actually tweeted out, if you were born in two thousand, you're forty, now you're over forty whatever, whatever, The exact tweet was right. They did it ironically too, and and they followed it up with this is a

tweet I'm gonna send in twenty years. But she only saw the part that he said, the first part, which was the exact tweet. Let me give you the exact tweets. I can't stand people like her, So she read, she read, people born in two thousand on now forty. Let that sink in. Well, first of all, they be forty one now. So so the woman, the woman who who stitched it said, the educational system in America is terrible. Let that sink in sink in. Yeah, so that idiot, Uh see if

I have her name here? Hold on, No, it's covered up by the caption. Damn it. Yeah, that's it. People. You could oddly tell people that and they'll repeat it. Well, because that's what people do. They parrot, They mimic people, right, Which is why I got upset today because when I talked about this on the fifteen minute morning show again November three. Is that people always see the fake stories but never see the retraction. Right. So today we were

talking about cracker barrel m and I don't know. Five years ago, there was an internet rumor that the logo is a slave symbol and that the crack in the cracker barrel is the sound of a whip and they used to put slaves in a barrel and crack the whip, and that you should need a cracker barrel because his racist name. That's not true. So this person is like,

I'm never gonna eat there. Now. There were plenty of articles written disparaging that that theory right there, you know, and uh and and proving it wrong and explaining where the named cracker barrel came from. It was a barrel of crackers. They sell crackers and giant barrels. Okay, exactly. But this person never saw the follow up. They never bothered to investigate. God, that sounds awful. I should probably google that. Nope, I'm just gonna take the awful and

assume the life world is awful. And so when I sent them a text message back with a link, they wrote back, that's fine. I'm still never gonna eat there now because in their minds have a basis logo. It's also I also talked about this big but the problem with that. The problem with that is they'll never That's the way they're always going to be, no matter who tells them the right thing. You could. You could send them links to websites that show that improves legitimate websites.

And you know what they'll say, Well, who's to say what websites legitimate? If you can't tell the difference between a homemade site or a blog site and an actual, like factual, I can't help you that. I can't uh the other thing, And I mentioned this very briefly and scared.

We do this all the time. Every time we give away money or we raise money for a charity, right, no matter what charity it is, kids, cancer, world hunger, earthquake relief, the Red Cross, whatever, five people will text in, Hey, you shouldn't raise money for that charity because the ceo hundred million dollars a year and they don't take they don't give the money to the great charity. I don't know if you know this about that charity, but the CEO blah blah blah blah, blah, stop it, every stop

it charity. They get a salary because they need somebody there to hold, to be the tie that binds, the one to keep it all together. We there are people on staff at at legitimate charities that get paid a salary because and otherwise it wouldn't think it wouldn't exist. It was an exist of all. You're right. In order for someone to run a global charity like the Red,

there needs to be an administrative board someone. If you are smart enough, educated and skilled enough person to run thousands of people on on on every continent, in hundreds of countries, you deserve to get paid. Well. If you don't pay that person, well, you're not gonna get good qualified people like a run a huge company, because every charity is still a company. They stuff to pay people and not not spoiled food, and run the factories and

the warehouses and the planes. Someone has to oversee all that. But my point isn't that the person doesn't deserve to make a million. It's that they get then inflated. They're making a hundred and seventy five million and they don't give any money to You could look at their mission statement. They say we give nine percent. We give seven and goes to overhead. And if you're making seven million dollars

a year and going that's a pretty good amount. If you run a global company, you deserve seven million dollars a year. Now I know what you're thinking. Now again, I'm not. I'm saying seven if you if you're a company that makes that money, and it's money, money going to help people. But it's not. It's not that that. It's that it's that they believe the fake part of it. They make two hundred million, they don't give any money. I read it, I read it, I read it, I

saw it, and you know what happens. It was a story about one charity. Right, Let's say it's the Red Cross. Vicki Minaj's cousin told me so, right. But then it

because it's like grape vine. They take that one charity, somebody remembers it wrong posts that it was like red read something else or a different and all of a sudden, it's inarch charity here, in search charity here, right, since every charity, every charity, every charity, the person is making a twenty million dollars and they have a yacht in the plane and uh and they they killed children, do

some research, fight into some cheese. If you take a point in two thousands, there's a guy that got into my d M s and he writes in all caps, but I don't understand how you mentioned that. He's like, what the fuck? I've been listening to your podcast for years? Based on the Brooklyn Boys podcast logo, I thought you were Brody and the other guy was scary. It even says brody and scary next to the photo every story Brody has ever told I put your face to it's scary.

It's gonna be hella weird next time I listen. But that's I don't know if I don't know if I can reverse it in my head anymore, because it's it's all I'm accustomed to it. It's been so long. Have other people have other people thought this? Well, first of all, the logo says scary and Brodie exactly. But when he but he saw a picture of me, and he goes,

wait a second, I thought that was Brodie. So Brodie, every time you're talking, he's picturing my face, and every time I'm talking, he's picturing you, which by the way, is worse. So so I don't know how does and now he can't correct it in his head because well, it goes to what we were just talking about earlier. It's like, what you've got something in your way, what you have a certain way in your head, you can't

I'm scary. I'm looking at our logo. It says some boys podcast with Scary and Brodie, and you're on the left and I'm on the right. Is he reading it Hebrew? I don't know, he says the left, he says Brody has Brody and Scary. He reads it. Well, that's that I'm not Maybe he's reading it somewhere else. I'm not making Maybe at the end of the day. At the end of the day he the moral of this story is he pictures your face with mine when I'm talking to get that. I'm confused. Now, I don't know why.

I'm not going to have a version of our our logo where the names and our pictures are reversed, but they still match. Like the names on the left. I'm on the left, your name is on the right, you're on the right. There's I don't think there's any I don't we always stand in Brody and Scary order, Scary and Brody unless unless you make me move or I make you move. That's weird. I don't know. Well anyway, I wanted to just address that real quick. No, I

totally get that. So there was a It set me up for an awkward moment, and I didn't realize it at the time. So this past weekend, the Jets, the Jets New York Jets football team starting quarterback. I say that because there's a Jets hockey team in Winnipeg, the New York Jets football team, even though they play in New Jersey. Their starting quarterback, rookie quarterback Zack Wilson, was out, so they're his backup. His name is Mike White, and he happens to be a white guy. And he's Mike

White and he's white. He had an unbelievable game, unbelievable game, but in the middle of the game, he had what they thought might have been a concussion. He got knocked down. He was he possibly injured, and he missed five or six plays. While he was out, the third string quarterback came in, Josh Johnson. Josh Johnson is black. Okay, it's part of the story, trust me. So the Jets win a game. They weren't supposed to win because it's a

football game and they're not very good. And the NBC New York website put up a picture of wait, hold on a second, my girlfriend's call. Hey, Hey, how are you okay? How are you? I'm good? What are you doing? Tell her to talk dirty? Goes for on the podcast? We need to ratings. What's good I'm doing the Broken Boys podcast? What are you doing about something? All right? I'll call you back. All right? They did I talk about you today? Yeah? On the radio? No, I don't

remember talking about you today on the radio. Go ahead and tell us scary alright, bye? Do you realize something that your girlfriend? It's perfect for you? You know why that she interrupted my story? Also, she at least she didn't go from first to third. I hear she does, if you know what I mean. Okay, So NBC New York on their website put up a picture of the Jets backup quarterback and the headline is white steps in

leads Jets to wild one win over the Bengals. Okay, the problem is the picture is Josh Johnson, the black quarterback. So to make fun of them on my Facebook page, I wrote, nice job NBC New York. But that guy isn't white, right, right, right, right? You took it, you said it differently. It would be like, it's Brody like, it's not Michael, it's that guy's not Michael white, right. I said that guy's not white, like, that's not that's not Rogers, that's not that's not right, that's not uh

the quarterback, that's not white. So but they so yeah, So I didn't mean to come off that way, but I clearly came off that way. Luckily I didn't put it on on regular social media where people would have accused me of god knows what. Now, bro you're you're a man who jumps to conclusions and you you see things. You're a visionary a lot of time. Did you not catch that? Shout out to the slices that did? Okay, I am a visionary. Go on, But um, I remember

I told you the story. We we've told this has been ongoing thing about Barney the bull, the bull that got it took like a month to off. They finally had he escaped a month later. They take the bull back and the last the last time I mentioned it's a few episodes ago. I told you that they were gonna take Barney the bull to a sanctuary where he's going to live. My first dog is that he's gonna live happily ever after in a place where he can

live forever because he escaped forever. He well, he's gonna live until his his he dies, naturally, he was they weren't going to take him out to slaughter like they were originally. He was spared, and then they have a cowdiac arrest. Well, Brody, what did you then say when I said that, I said, that's probably gonna put him on the same farm they put my first dog. That's bullshit. They're gonna kill him. I said, he's gonna be a hamburger. So you're saying that it was all for press, that

we just wanted to get everybody to go away. Everybody's gonna be nothing to see here. Okay, Barty's good, see you later. And then and then all of a sudden, when no one's looking, they take him out. In previous examples of this sometimes in somewhere in the country, but I only know about it in the New York tri

state area. Sometimes a sheep will get out, or you know, a lamb like something smaller, and they will legitimately bring it to a petting zoo, right like you know what, He earned his freedom and and they bring him to a petting zoo because it's a small animal. Petting zoos can use it. But where are you gonna put a cow and feed it grass and let it roam forever? Be? There's no fields of wild cows. That's not a thing. I don't tell me Montana. I'm I'm talking about the

great state of Montana. I'm talking about you know, regular states that don't have cows running around in fields. Somebody owns the cows. So what happened in his cow? Well, Brody, I wish I had I wish I didn't bring meat. I wish I wish I would have brought the jingles home, including the one that says Brody is wrong. Because Brody is wrong, I don't have the jingle. Mayor, guess what

this is a coincidence? Mayor wrote to me. Mayor, her name is Mayor M M. Dollas slid into my d M s and said, Hey, I was listening to the podcast, well catching up, and you mentioned how you were so happy to hear that Barney the Bull went to a sanctuary Brody was cracking jokes, and you said, and you said, you need to believe that he's being looked after. So I was really excited to tell you that my fiance works for that sanctuary and is installing fences and Barney

the Bull is there. I just thought you'd appreciate that and have some closure about Barney the Bull. Barney the Bulls in the sanctuary. You were wrong. See here is this woman was listening to the podcast name of a buffet in Long Island. You see, do you have to believe that these people are are doing the right thing, that the duck fall in more richest Long Island and now settling into his forever home. I hope for the best. Well that's what I'm just I'm giving you an update.

You made jokes. Mare look hurt it And she said, I'm gonna I'm gonna text these guys because my fiance was the one who built the fences for him. So there you go. Another defense breaks and he runs away again and they shoot it. I'm rooting for Barney. I'm rooting for Barney the Bull. I am. I'm a big fan of the bulls. Love the bulls. Little catch up cheese you're awful. You're awful. Um so um, I got some sound that. Let's do that and then we gotta yeah, okay,

so you have the Yasmin clip. Uh, the Yasmin clip. I got a Supreme Court send. It's here two weeks ago. Let me see if I can play the Yasmin clip off. How are we not on the same page. I don't know. I'm looking. I'm looking through my bank of sound. It says Yasmine on it. Let me see if it. Let me see what I called. I'll check my list here, I'll tell you what it's called. You're gonna check it twice. No, it's Yasmine. I'll play the clip all right, please do.

There's a woman on cable news. Um. She has a very unusual name. Her name is Yasmin vesugi In Yasmin Vesugian. Now, if we work with someone with an odd name right at at at our radio station, at home radio stations Andrew, New York, and they were on the air with us, we would know how to pronounce their name right. No, well we would because if they were they're a regular on our show. No, they work at se Andre on the air, like we know Shelley's yeah, yeah, yeah, of course,

of course it's Crystal Rosas. Yeah, of course yeah, because yeah, these are our co workers. They so so uh so. Listen to this guy say his her last name, and remember it's Vegan. Never mind how it's spelled, because it's a it's a nightmare to look at its spell. Here we go, see if I can play this. Hold on, Oh, I turned the sound down because the TikTok thing. Hold

on that reps up this hour for me. I'm jo I'll see you tomorrow on NBC A New Saturday, and you can always reach me on Twitter and Instagram at j dard if you can't follow the show online. Jd MSNBC. Thank you for the privilege of your time. Yes, picks up with mornings right now. Yasmine was Sagan and that's not her name, it's Vasugan. Wow, So he must have read again, He must have read enough the teleprompter. He

doesn't know his own co worker. In all fairness, no, no, why don't they write her name phonetically on the damn teleprompter? The sue gee in Sagan. You know she has a difficult name. You're a coworker. In all fairness. In all fairness, they're probably not from the same studio. One of them probably opposit into the country before before worker. You're throwing it to horror Sactually, this is your job, right, you know you're coming to work. You're like, Okay, I'm on

ten to eleven. Someone's coming on after me. Who is it? Who is it? Is it? Uh? Is it Brian Williams? Because I can pronounce that. No? Is it Rachel Mattow. I can pronounce that right, it's Yasmin Vesugian. Okay, should probably prepare myself. I'll write it down, I'll practice it. I'll ask her producer how to pronounce it? Hey, producer in the in the in the teleprompter, why don't you spell it out for me? Right? Would you didn't take that?

Would you like it? If the Night Chuck said, hey, tune in tomorrow on the Elvis Strand Show because, uh, Skyrie Jones has a funny story, you were like, what the funk man? I work here? I work with you Skyrie and Brady. Right. Wouldn't you be like, that's not my name? You work here. She's there longer than him. Right? We have a sup So the Supreme Court had a very big case to discuss this week, very big case. It was such a big case for the first time ever that I can remember, they made a big deal

out of it. Live you could hear the arguments from the attorneys arguing their case in front of the Supreme Court. And do you hear that buzzing? Ye? Hear that buzzing? What's up? It sounds like a cell phone interference. Now the wires loose, okay, I tighten the wire so for the first time, and that they made a big deal about it that you could hear live the oral arguments of the Supreme Court justices. So I tuned in. I was pre law. You guys know that I love the law.

It's irrelevant what you believe about the case, what case it was, it's relevant to the story. This amazing moment in American history. Because of the pandemic, they've wired up the chambers because a lot of the judges are working from home. Okay. Now, at one point the justices were all home, especially when Ruth Bader Ginsburg was on her

last leg. She wasn't gonna go in during COVID. Everybody today set up this technology to mike them up, record them whatever so no video, just audio, and every time a Supreme Court judge would come on and talk, they would put up their picture. Fascinating the way they all argued, right, play the clip, Listen to them the Supreme Court in that States America talking and then listened to the guy who comes on and what he says and what he does.

Play the clip docket. Every SPA petition that has brought forward in the state has encouraged, has incentivized enforcement by offering ten thousand dollars or more. Um. Not only extraordinary, it's it's so unusual that we're able to listen in on what the Supreme Court is listening to these oral arguments before the court as it takes up these two cases stemming from the controversial Texas abortion law. But we're

gonna go back to it. It's unusual, it's extraordinary. I want to just bring in Neal Casual to give us a little context about so twice the guy from the news network says, extra we'll get back to that later. I'm gonna interrupted and talk to this guy. Yeah, I was about to say, you know, you're pretty look at this hot naked lady. Okay, while you're looking at heart forget how look over here, Benny the Bull, this is the most amazing naked woman. You're listening to the Supreme Court.

He comes on and says, it's like a once in a lifetime things. This is like God coming down and parting the seas. But wait a minute, look look what's on Netflix. I mean, and then and here it again, and goestly, this is amazing. This is a once in a lifetime And by the way, he's talking over them as he's saying that this is the most amazing thing. I'm gonna talk now, but don't worry, I'm gonna go. No, I'm not going back to it. I have a guest

in studio. Let's talk to him about how incredible it is that we're able to listen to what we're not listening. What a bunch of fucking morons. He brought a guy on to talk about how incredible it is that we're able to listen to the Supreme Court. As we're not listening to the Supreme Court. It's the boys past man. You know what, they should put us on network TV. We should we should be and we should be the producers, we should be the writers. They should interrupt us and

talk about how great our show is. Man, what is wrong with people? I don't know. You're talking to me about what's wrong with people? You got a laundry list of what's wrong. Can I tell you what's wrong with me? I made a mistake that I've been making for two years now, and it's one of those things you go, Brody thought you were smart to me. I said to myself, are you stupid? So you know? I have a pool and a lot of times I know you have a pool, Brody and rubbed it in my face every summer. Now

my pool, you don't invite me. I closed my pool October fift I think good riddens. Anyway, when I go in at night, I like to relax. I put like a TV show on on the laptop on my iPad. I watched TV up by the pool. You know I should aim something. And in order to watch TV, I like to I have a round inner tube. I used to have a Mets inner tube logos all over and you know, like I put my arms over the sides and I bobbed in the water and I watched whatever's on the TV. Just I relaxed. I chill, like my

I'm hanging by my arms. Right. So early last year, after multiple times patching my mets my mets uh pool float, my round float, right, I ran a patch and it wasn't holding the air anymore, and so I bought a blue float uh the only one they had and at the store I was at, and it's got handles. So you know, like when you go to like a water park, you get those round uh pool floats with handles. You know. I didn't buy it. I got it at work that somebody Party City came in with summer supplies and I

took home the float. That's where I got it, and I didn't realize it had handles. So for all of last summer, and I would say, the first two thirds of this summer. Now you know how the handles are located, like it o'clock right ten and two right, okay, So I would turn it around so that they would the handles are behind me, but if I put my head back, I'd sometimes hit the handles and I go, fucking hate

this thing, but it was it's a nice float. And then I never got around to find that they don't make the METS one anymore, so I put up with the free float. Sometime in September. I threw the pool float in as I normally do, but the wind took it and it flipped over, and so I got in the tube, not realizing it was upside down, and I'm like where the handles go? And I realized that I

had to to put the handles down. How did I not put the handles down for a year and a half, Oh my god, I had the handles pitching about the I hate these handles, turning the thing around. If so, so you're saying you could presh them in and they stay in. No, they don't stay in, and they just go down the handles. I turn over in the water, right, and now it's like it doesn't have handles? Right? How did I not realize that? How that you could? You could flip the float over upside down? It didn't occur

to me, of all, I'm a problem solver. Now does the does the embarrass to admit that? Let me ask you this though, because he and cheese? Who am I? Does the pool float look the same upside down that does right side up? It doesn't have the handles, so there's no difference. It's perfectly symmetrical, except the hand like a water Park float did you get into the bottom is smooth? You're an idiot. I'm an idiot. You know

what it is? You over analyze everything. Sometimes you're so close to something and you're so detailed that you just sometimes need to take a step back, you know what it is. I'm anal about it. And I would always put it handles up because that's the straight way, right, that's straight you put the handles up. Otherwise it's upside down. So I'm like, oh, it's upside down. It never occurred to me. Yeah, dumbass upside down. I get so slices.

Is there something in your life that you realized after a long time where you're like, oh shit, how did I not know? Like? Why didn't I always do it this way? Because I feel I feel that way and I don't remember the last time I ever felt that way where I said to myself, how did you what? It was an epiphany? I went, oh my god, and I was like, I don't want to tell anybody. I don't want to tell I felt. I was like, yeah,

how did I what? I can't? I put the float up and I actually I was talking to myself out loud, going and luckily I was in the pool by myself. Did you put it right? So I put it in my phone on like podcast and then scared, you know, we're in We're November now. I have held onto this since September, not wanting to say it out loud, but it's the new maid um I have you know, I realized this a little while. I have to pack because

I'm headed to Miami. We're doing something tomorrow for our friends and Why one hundred Miami who didn't invite me? Go on? They well, yeah, they would have been responsible to invite you, and they did not. They did not. They didn't they did, They didn't. Nor did the person who was in charge of the list say, hey, you forgot Brody. I was, by the way, for the record for the Miami in November, for the record slices I did. Was not in charge of the list. No, it's not

scary but scary. Did not say, well, bro bro So we gave away a wedding on Why one hundred A couple cool, a very cool giving. Yeah, they did it for the you know throughout I guess hundred South Florida Miami because we were on two d Why one Miami and uh we we basically gave away this wedding and it was basically with all the fixtions you get, you

get tomatoes and all of it. You get the winning couple that won this contest for why one hundred um is going to be married at the Fountain Blue Tomorrow Friday evening by Nate from our show who's a or ordained minister. And then afterwards is the reception at the Fountain Blue. They got to bring a hundred fifty guests. Everything it's paid for, by the way, a beautiful hotel and all of it was included. It's crazy. They got a full wedding paid for them, which is an amazing prize.

Are they getting married? Were they like a couple had to write a letter in Yeah, yeah they were getting married. So as it turns a free wedding and get married to you if I have to, as it turns as went out um tomorrow Friday night, I will be there, Mr Brody Scary. My role will be to announce the wedding party and the bribing room into the main room. You know, give it up. Oh you're the hype guy

on the hype Man. You know the first time ever is give it up for write the new Mr. And for the first time ever as in public as the new Mr and Mrs. Blah blah blah blah. Wait a minute, a minute, what if she's not changing her name? What if she's hyphening? You better find that out. I'm gonna find out. Maybe she lost her hyphen maybe she didn't. Well, it was a horseback riding accident, that was she fled. So I hope everyone got that joke. I hope so too.

If you don't google Virginity horseback riding an excuse because or lie lie right. So, so I'm going to be the guy on the microphone being the MC dude being like, oh yeah, here's and coming into the room now accompanied by a couple of that's gonna be banging it out tonight for sure. So after all that's a bad cook. She must be good and bad, ladies and gentlemen. What are you gonna say? What do you say, like like a little ribbing? Oh? I don't know. We'll figure that out.

But the larger point here is she must be good in the bad looking at that face, ladies and gentlemen. After after that moment is over, by the way, I'm not seeing that picture. I'm talking about hypothetical couple. I don't know the wedding people. He's not talking. I'm sure that lovely I'm saying, I know scary. What I'm saying is, as soon as we are done with that and that announcement, my duties have ended for the night. You've been drunk. At that point they told me, well, you know you

you're a guest at the party. You should stay right, yes, drink No. But I kind of want to leave at that point because it's I feel like I'm I'm meddling on someone's wedding, and I feel like I'm I wasn't. I was not an invited guest. I was not invited. Hold on a second, was not an invited guest? I was. They want a promotion. They may or may not listen to the morning show they won from why one hundred, They probably know who I am. But but would they

have invited me had they not won the contest? My guess is no, because I don't think anyone that anyone's first instinct is, hey, let's invite the people to the from the radio station to our wedding. Although we have gotten invites in the past, I don't know if this this was this couple's m O. So here I'm going to be after the announcements are over, and I'm just I may just do Irish exit because I don't want to be there. I don't think with because I don't

know anybody. I wouldn't know anybody in the room. You know the other five people that got invited to Florida without me? Oh yeah, but are they staying? I don't know. I don't think we are. I think we're gonna see you guys better know because one or two things is gonna happen. Either Mr and Mrs blah blah blah are gonna say god still here. I mean like it was nice and games to the wedding, but or they're gonna say,

oh man, they fucking laugh. That's rude because because honestly, I think the it's the former, not the latter response. It's more like, are they hanging around for this is our private day, this is our wedding. He's arou our guests, Like I don't know anybody in the room. Well, here's what you do. One of you goes up to the to the groom because the bride is gonna be like frazzled.

You go up to the groom and say, hey, man, congratulations, have a wonderful time, Congratulations on the wedding and winning and everything, um, and thanks for letting us be a part of it. You know, we're probably gonna head out soon. Right at that point, he's gonna say to you, hey, it's so nice to you to come, thank you so much, or he is gonna go, Okay, you don't have to leave. We'd love to have you. My my mom's a big fans.

She wants to meet you, Like, let the groom tell you what to do, or go up to the best man and ask his opinion. The other thing I don't want to do is upstage the couple on their happy day, because if there's going to be listeners, No, but there's gonna be people in that room that listen to our show, and they're gonna be more interested in hanging out and taking pictures and schmoozing and buying us, you know, talking doing shots at the bar. And then I'm too big

of a celebrity. I get it. I kind of am. Are you gonna wear a white I don't want to dress. I don't want to overshadow them on their day. Are you gonna wear a white dress or a tuxedo that matches the groom and be part of the I'm gonna do that getting all the photos. I'm just you're making fun. But this is a real problem. That's desally a problem. But look, if you leave after you bringing the Mr

and missus is when are they gonna have kids? Start asking them now if you if you leave after that, you've got the happy hour food, right, you got the cocktail hour. That the best part, the best part. So all you're really giving up is maybe dessert. Maybe I don't care about missing out on food. Brody, what the contain? Blue has got some good food in terms of meals. When was the last time he did the electric slide though? Or the chicken tans? I don't want anything, not trying

to do that. I want to I just kind of want to tiptoe out backwards. I wouldn't stay past the prime rib. You would stay for dinner. Yeah, although I'm eating healthier now, so I would like I would have like the soul, the dover soul, or the filet whatever that fish. If it's a fountain, Blue, it might be like, I'm not mingling with these people. I try and Sea Bass. This is the difference between me and Brody. This is

the difference. You would actually stay and wait for dinner, and I'm like, take something back to the room, like a little to go container. You're awful. Listen. If it's dover soul, I'm out of there, right. If it's like chicken, I'm out. But if it's Chilean Sea bass or like surf and turf, like Fountain Blue is fancy, Fountain Blue is nice. I know they got good food in there, That's what I'm saying. So I want to see the menu.

I would excuse use me, what's the menu? And the other question baby lamp chops, because I'm staying with baby. The gift is your presence. No, they won everything. Presence is there present, they just saved. I'm only gonna talk New York prices. I'm I know, wherever you are in the country, you might think I'm crazy. I'm gonna get

average price price of a wedding where we're from. It is like I mean, I would imagine because if you think about it, it is the Fountain Blue and they are very expensive and fancy place expensive right right, So and in a hundred fifty I'm sorry, A hundred fifty people. How much ahead? Couple man Friday night? Right, I'm not having a wedding like that. I'm just saying that people have weddings like that. Well anyway, um, that's where I will be on Friday. I think I'm going. I've made

my mind up. Thanks you, no, no, thanks to you. No help. You didn't help me out. Yeah, Rody, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, that's a good question. You don't know. You don't have it all planned out. I don't. I don't have it all planned out. No, I don't have it don't planned out. I have not. I have not made plans for the weekend yet. I haven't. I may, I may. You know what, I'm definitely gonna

see Marvel's new Eternals movie. It's getting mixed reviews, but the parts that people like will be enough for me to enjoy it. So I'm definitely go to the movies this weekend. After that, I don't know. Oh, I'm probably gonna watch just to Party on Garth. I'm probably gonna watch on HBO. Max not a sponsor. Um uh, the sequel Too Venom, Venom, Too Electric Boogaloo Venom to Electric Bullogle Yes, Venom to start streaming on HBO Max yesterday, and I didn't get to see it in the movies,

so I'm gonna watch that. So I'm gonna I'm gonna double Marvel movie this weekend. I did watch Free Guy this week with Ryan Reynolds, the real Ryan Reynolds, not the fantasy football guy, and I enjoyed it. Oh wow, I say, I don't really watch any of this if you haven't seen Ryan Reynolds. I love Ryan renolds sense of humor. Here's what I'll say about Free Guy because it got good reviews. It hasn't word free in it, and you love that, love that this. The trailer is excellent.

The trailer is very funny. The majority of the funny is in the trailer. So the movie is fine, right, It's fine, it's pleasant, fine, it moves along. If you don't like want to walk out like One Woman four, which was the worst movie I've seen in twenty years. It's a good movie. It's fine. Give it, Give it yeah, pretty deep, pretty deep average. Speaking of which, Curb your Enthusiasm is back. Oh my god, you brought I was that was the tip of my tongue. I was just

about to mention, what made you think of that? Me doing Larry David? You're doing Larry David oppression. I'm like, oh wait a second, how was that? How was the first episode? So there's two episodes, two of them. Oh my god, I'm two weeks behind already. There's a couple of moments that are very me where I was like, absolutely would have done that. I don't want to give it any what. I don't want to like talk about plots,

because if you're behind, I want say anything. I would say the two episodes I've seen so far, I've been pretty deep, pretty deep average. Oh really, that's again, very critical, thirty minutes show right, eight or nine minutes of like that. That's good. That's good. But you know what, you know what they haven't been so far? You know what is a really good episode of Curb or when Seinfeld really hit a home run? I know when YadA YadA, YadA, I'm out master my domain? Right. They had those catch

phrases can you spare a square? It was the episodes you were talking about, Oh my god on Curb Least Night right, Junior, they're very refreshing, Jerry. There was nothing overly quotable, like he did a random of towels. It was like, but I do love, I do love when it goes full circle. That to me is the masterful writing and wit. Yes, he comes back to haunt him at the end. Yes, that that isn't pretty much every episode. Yeah, there was some of that. I just um it was.

It was pretty pretty average. It was that, Yeah, I saw. I want you to watch and if you've seen it, please tweet us and let us know. I will say that the highlight of the at least last week's episode was Susie Esman. Okay, Susie Green. She was fantastic because there's that. Okay, So there's something about a couch. That's it. Couch is funny. All right, let you watch it. I gotta watch it. You'll like the ending of the second

episode if you get it. It's subtle, but it's a full circle like you like, but it's not in your face. You have to go what just happened? Oh shit? Right, So that's good. So I'm waiting for the third episode. But it was it was pretty pretty man, pretty Hey. We gotta shout out Robert Carl. Robert Carl is a new Slice for Life. He wrote to us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. He said, I am a fifty one year old truck driver. I drive a local semi, a local semi whatever that is. Um,

it's a it's a semi. It's a semi. Okay. About three weeks ago, after hearing the same song twenty times in a day, I decided to listen to my first podcast ever. So I downloaded the I Heart radio app. Hit the podcast selection, and the Brooklyn Boys was the first one to come up. Isn't that weird? He discovered this that way. I started on episode one and here, and you guys say, that's when you said start from

the beginning. I went back and started from zero. I listened ten I listened to for ten hours a day, five days a week. I'm up to episode eighty. Now when I do catch up to you guys, I'm gonna start listening to the big show. He doesn't even know about. Elvis Da ran in the morning show. This guy. This guy was listening to a local radio station. Got sick of the same song over and again, downloaded the heart radio app. Discovered us anyway, thanks for it. We don't

play the same song so well. Thanks for helping the miles and the time go by every day. I don't know where Robert is from in this fine country of hours, but just know that he is driving across country and he found us, and he's he's eventually get this. He's eventually, when he's done listening to all the episodes, gonna go listen to the Big Shows. It begs the question, and

I want to hear from you, slices. Get in touch with us on Instagram or Twitter at the Brooklyn Boys or or even the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Let us know if you're listening to us, but you've never heard Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, you've never heard the Big Show before. I want to know if you tell us how you found us yea, and how you found us. Also, if you know a trucker, tell them about the podcast, because that's a lot of listening.

We got a text message on the Elvis Show this morning from a trucker who says they listen every day and they listen to the on demand show every day for four hours afterwards if they missed anything, and I said, oh, you should listen to our podcast. To Serril Kills, Brooklyn Boys. Whatever. Oh, I didn't know about the podcast. What you're a truck driver? Hello, you got nothing to do but listen to audio. So

tell a truck driver, uh that that we're on. Tell us tell about our podcast and to start from zero and hopefully they'll love us. Absolutely. I got a bunch of stuff to read. May I do that, sir? Please do? I didn't give you the mail time jingle, but we'll skip it this week, okay? Will I am d mned me a couple of weeks ago when we couldn't remember what it was on your Greek salad that you thought didn't belong there, he said. He reminded us it was anchovies.

You said anchovies should not be on the salad. Okay, Uh, let's see. Oh, this comes to us from Kelsey Kelsey Kitchen, t X. So I guess Texas. Hi, David Brody, I'm a huge fan of the Brooken Boys podcast and thought i'd share what just happened at the drive through at one of my local Dairy Queen stores. Now, we love dairy at your local Dairy Queen. By the way, Dairy Queen has a thing called the blizzard, which is like a very thick shake that they put in mixings like

candy bars and sprinkles and all kind of stuff. They used to have an item on the men you called the Breeze, which was the frozen yogurt version of it, but they stopped making it. I don't know if they still have frozen yogurt that you can order it, but it was called the Breeze, and it's a healthier version of me now too. I was asked to pull forward at dairy Queen even though the drive through was empty, and she handed me my drink. She told me to

pull forward like she does this all the time. When I refused, the girl at the window told me about the timer and that our shift manager has them do this. After uh, after I didn't pull up, it, says Um. I was told to just leave she So the woman said, just leave me there, and she closed the window on my face. She opened it. When my food was ready, my food handed me my food, asked I asked for my receipt. She handed it to me, already crumpled in

her hand, ready to throw in the trash. This wasn't the first time at this location, so I started going through the survey they told me to take and as a section that asked about the exact thing. Slice for Life can't wait for this week's episode, so she sent me a screenshot of the online survey. It says, were you asked to pull forward out of the drive through lane to wait for your order? Yes? Or no? So Dairy Queen is aware of this. It's in their survey,

God bless him. But the managers are still doing it, which means the survey is useless because they're not going back and telling the managers. So this is a global This is a global travesty, Dairy Queen. Yeah, I gotta I got a global travesty for you. I got I got more, So you go. Okay, Heather hurt Hey, scary. I've been listening to the Brooklyn Boys and the soap

Nope okay, because she sent me something good. Listening for the to the Brooklyn Boys and The Big Show for so long, I believe this has always talked about in the Big Show. I cannot believe. I'm getting ready to tell you this story. I have two because you are going to laugh your ass off and say I was right all along, and probably be disgusted too. Two years ago, my best friend and I went to the beach and brought our little boys with us. So having two little boys,

we stayed in at night talking till four am every night. Well, last night at the beach, the boys were sound asleep and we were up talking and all of a sudden, my friend had to use the bathroom. Dude number two, Well, she walks out, laughing so hard she couldn't breathe, so he started laughing, not knowing what was being laughed at. She tells me she stopped up the commode. I said, oh my god, no way, she said. She tried everything to get it to go down, and it wouldn't go.

She looked everywhere for a plunger, didn't have one. Went to the front desk, said we needed a plunger. Her response was no way. They will know that, I shipped. I turned and looked at her walking towards the curtains. I asked her what she is doing. She takes to handle of the blinds. Uh, and this is disgusting she took. She slides the glass door to look at the beautiful beach front. She takes a hand handle off the blinds and she sticks it down the toilet. Guess what, though?

It worked, but never again do I touch the fucking blinds or curtains, honestly, Yeah, don't come at me on the Grammar Police. Longtime listener Heather So yeah. So I I keep telling people over and over again, don't touch the duvet cover, don't touch the curtains at a hotel because it is full of feces or semen or whatever. And people people like, look at me, funny, But I'm like, dude, don't touch it, don't get near it. Here's proof positive

because her friend did something really filthy. Now I don't know if that's something to really highlight because she did something disgusting with it, but we'll leave that right there. Oh my god, sorry about that. No, No, I by the way, I was paraphrasing as I was going, because it was it was a little more nasty than it was that I got this um Chris crp. He sent us a picture of a sign a Whole Foods. It says carving pumpkin two for each? What huh? Two for each?

That makes no sense? It makes no sense, is it? It's two for sounds? No, it doesn't make any sense. Well, I'm gonna go with two thirteen and giving myself to bed for the doubt based on their stupidity. Okay, I have a lot more to read, but I'm stopping at this one. I screenshot at this you were at You were at an event in Yonkers. I was sitting in a chair with beautiful decorations. Had the most amazing time at yaw yaw y a w is the Yonker's Arts Weekend.

Beautiful picture. You told me had a great time. And I'm looking at the picture now. I want to point out that Scary not only runs his page. He he and I have access to the Elvistrand Morning Show account if we had to get into it, and the Brooklyn Boys account, and Scary has access to the Brooklyn Boys podcast account at the Brooklyn Boys and Speaking Volumes account. That's right, that's my other podcast, and I of course

have Walkers and Talkers other podcast M Scary Jones. I'm looking at Scary Jones's picture and it says liked liked by the Brooklyn Boys, Elvis Strand Show. And two that means Scary logged out of his own account, logged into our other business accounts so he could go back to his own picture and like it. That's right, you vain son of a bitch, but I didn't like it from my own account because that would be weird. Yeah, you didn't like it for you? You basically you you um

you what is it called? You first trapped yourself and instead of Ali Gold's bikini pictures, you liked yourself with the Brooklyn boys because it was a great picture. I'm like, everyone needs to speak for both of us. First of all, don't speak both of us. I wouldn't have liked that picture. It's a great picture. It's a good picture. You have to say. Follow me on Instagram at Scary Jones see the picture that we're talking about. And by the way,

we have more listeners than I have followers. Come on now, people follow me on Instagram. I put up good stuff, all right, So I wanted to call you on that because that's that's some bullshit right there. I'm glad you noticed, all right, And after this we have to get out of here, so can keep going. No, all right, let me skip some of these all read these next week. I wanted to thank angel Hurst. I thought always had

a hurt angel Hurst. Somebody Hillary duff put up a video of mats of ball soup because hilar Duffson, you like myself, and Angel wrote to me. Is that deal in the mats of ball? Which it is? Oh, mats of ball and deal go hand in hand. Don't let Brodie's daughter dictate. Don't let Brody's daughter dictate a Brody of the Brody family. They know nothing about it. Nope, nope, gonna skip that. I have this. Uh oh I put

up um. I was selling dog pads, like house breaking dog pads, because my daughter's dog is now house broken. We don't need the pads, so it's like a ment. No, the dog pe and poop on the pads, not not like crotch pads. We we pads. So I put up there. I put like fancy ones like lavender gel odor absorbing. I put them up. The bag was like, I don't know, uh, forty bucks, fifty bucks, something like that. It's a big bag. I put them up for. There's only a few missing

from the bag. Five dollars for a fifty dollar bag which probably now is worth forty. This person writes, would you take eight dollars for it? I can pick it up today, thanks the funk outta here. I fi dollars. You go to eight. Once again, they're trying to haggle with you, and they don't know how to do it properly. You can't go to eight maybe right, stupid past it um. I don't remember what this said, but I'm gonna read it. It's from Daniella Deep Pep, Deep Peppy. I'm listening to

Yesterday's More, a fifty minute morning show. Oh and no one else caught this, but I'm dead. You guys were playing pyramid and one of the things that Danielle had to guess was bodies of water. She guessed large bodies of water, and you said under your breath third quarter, scary. You're the best. Love your rants and quick humor. I'm a Slice for Life and listener from zero as well as long time listener of The Big Show. I've listened to all the Brooklyn Boys episodes from zero to present

at least twice. Thanks for the comedy. I look forward to the next Brooklyn Boys episode. Daniella, So, I had this great line and only dan Yella heard it because no one else on the show heard it and acknowledge that I said it. So God bless you, Danielle. Also, you and I put up a picture of a Halloween costume. Yes we did. You were Rick from Rick and Morty and I was the Mandalorian Din Jarn Mandalorian from Stars Disney Plus show the Mandalorian. Thank you, uh yeah, speaking

you're the anti nerd. Super Chiguire wrote on on Instagram, this is the way David Brody, good job, that's his way. Also, Scary Jones is doing the thing he hates, referencing how people who wear rock shirts and they don't like the band he's dressed up as a character he knows nothing about. It's equal to wearing a T shirt from a band you don't know. Hashtag Brodian scary. He busted you. You you were the Guns and Roses girl that never never heard the music who brought the shirt of Target. That's

who you are. I'm not. I'm not. I wanted to comfortably costume, but I admit that I know nothing about it. I mean, but you're as guilty as those people that were Led Zeppelin shirt the same thing. It's not the same thing. I'm just saying, it's not. It's a one time thing. I didn't. I'm not gonna be you know, Rick and Morty every day Jesus Christ. Okay, So one more thing that so I I accidentally came up, came across that's right, a Mets blog page on Instagram. Now

on Friday. On Friday of last week, the Mets released four minor league players. They opted out of their contracts their free agents. Okay, four guys. So I noticed this blog and it says breaking news Mets release. Uh. I think his name is Gonzalez, right, one of the guys. I forget his name. So I I pointed out to the guy, f y, I, this happened last week, right, it's not breaking news. Happened last week? This is Monday. It happened Friday, right, So the guy writes back, this

only officially happened three days ago. Well, isn't three days ago ago? And isn't that also last week? That was his big defense? Uh, in my defense, it only happened three days ago. Yeah, that's last week. So so he wrote me back, I'm in school full time. I got a lot of things going on. I can't passage of time has nothing to do with your schooling, bitch. Right, Hey, you know what, if you don't have time, don't run a Mets blog enough time to be current did don't

write breaking news. It's not you know what you say. We can review this. We can review in case you missed it. Over the weekend, the Mets released this player. Don't make breaking news. This is everyone is alerts on their phone. I'm not gonna say this guy's name because he's a fucking chauvinistic prick bag. So on another Mets blog, they put up that the Mets were gonna interview a female executive, the assistant general manager of the Boston Red Sox. Right,

she's been with the team for like fourteen years. The Mets have been interviewing like thirty five people are trying to permission. Most of them are turning them down. They don't want to leave the Minnesota Twins. They like it in California. They're not getting a lot of responses. So that this guy put up a picture Mets gonna interview Roquel Ferreira Ferreira of the Boston Red Sox. One guy writes a woman, no fucking way, So I wrote back, what do you? What are you? What are you basing

that on? You don't know who she is or what her experiences. So he writes back, I want men to handle men's situations. Sorry, if you're wrong, you're sorry. If you're offended. This isn't an experiment situation. The Mets need serious leadership, not inclusiveness, stick the wokeness. So this guy is basically saying it's obviously to be inclusive and that you must be woke if you'd hire a woman, and

men should run men's situations. But not only that, he's not even he's he's not even like looking into what her merits are and maybe she's qualified to the job, ming she's a woman. They're trying to be woke, they're trying to make it look good doing this to get a woman, but not that she's the best for the job. Well, he should do his homework. I don't know if she's best for the job. I'm assuming, So another guy wrote again in the comments section, he wrote, uh, no chance

in hell. So I wrote why not? You don't even know her, he wrote back, because she's a woman. Wow, there's a lot of that out there. M Lastly, so I go back and forth with these guys. I'm getting into it once again. You're shortening your lifespan even giving them by giving them. So this guy jumps in, right, he's got he's got Mets in his name, he's a Mets fan, and he writes back, Yo, man, you need to chill. So I right back, I don't need to chill.

I'm good, I'm I'm going back and forth with factual information. I'm not cursing anybody. I don't need to chill. But thanks to your valuable input. Okay. So then someone else writes you and your fucking blue check people. There's other thing. People hate people with blue checks, apparently check Next, you don't you you don't, you don't. You can't comment your know at all. You don't know anything. I know a lot about the Mets regardless of my blue check. That's

there's don't do it the other anyway. The guy that told me to chill hit me up on Instagram the next day and said, hey, man, follow for a follow? So I wrote back. So I wrote back, Um, just so we're on the same page. You're the guy who told me to chill, right, and now you want me to follow you. You told me to chill. So he says, you're telling twelve year old kids. Hold on, I told you to chill because I understood you were right. The idiots in the comments section just wouldn't shut up because

you're verified they got. They got fucking one eye on fucking Fortnite with their with their gamer headphones on, and the other on Twitter. They're not even paying full mind.

You're you're making this a full time job. You're dedicated to go in in on the on the I'm the father girls, I'm the father three girls, and if they want to be general manager of a baseball team, they should be able to do it without people thinking it's obviously you know what was the point was the guy The real reason I'm telling you the story is the guy who told me I need to chill, want wants to follow him? Could I chill? Also? Could you follow me?

Because you're verified? Man, I'm just I don't have it in me to be a social justice warrior like you. I have to social justice war trying to fight the good here, trying to fight Mets fan, I asked as a Mets fan beneath you there, They're not even They're not even on the same level of wavelength. They do not even have that. They don't have the same brain power. Before we get out of here, we want everyone to

go to our store. I mean you guys. We told you guys that we would we were you we would post you guys wearing our merch if you bought the merch, and no one's taking us up on it all for yet you haven't posted the merch that you already bought. And if you buy some merch, let us know about it us. But we gotta go there first. And we see, yes, we could sell a bunch of stuff since last week, we did take advantage. Take a picture of yourself put on social media tag us. We'll retweet it, will repost it,

will blow it up. Go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Brody, Oh sorry you're sleeping. No, I wanted you to say something I wanted to I caught you. I caught you asleep at the wheel. Where's the vats I was? I wanted you to see if you know, I want to like to be I like to be wanted sometimes. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. And we have some ornaments coming. We have things coming for the holidays. We got some stuff for your head. Stuff to a tree, Brooklyn Boys Boys, brock a