#184 Thirst Trapped By A Coworker!

Brooklyn Boy, Start Up Brooklyn buys dot Data. They're making noise data dot Episode one, the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'm brody. He's scary. I'm scary, He's brody. That's right. We uh. I'm feeling energized. You know. I realized that the good swift chick in the ask that I need to my afternoon comes in the form of a double espresso shot. Really yeah, I just had one. I needed it. I'm just gonna fall asleep waiting for you. Well, I I was buying um Starbucks cold brew with vanilla cream or

something at Starbucks. Then I found them in quick marks at the gas station. They have three dollars a can, so I've I've become slightly addicted to them. And then on the weekends. I'm not gonna lie to you. I know I don't drink. I've been putting a smidge of kaloo in there, and it's it's a little ummy. Hold on and Target, they were selling the cans for three dollars a can also, so I picked up a couple of cans. I picked up a couple of little bottles.

They're a little bit larger than the cans. And then I'm over by the milk and the ice cream refrigerators. Yea, and they've got a giant bottle of it for five dollars. I got you screaming into your microphone back away. That's how excited I am. I had a little by the way, I had a little bit of Mulinari sambuca to my double espresso. So as they said, our all neighbor de zamble. But but Mullinari is the good stuff. That's the stuff from Italy. That's the Italian The Romana is the more

common sambuca. It's crap you want. That's the blue and white label coffee cop It has the Roman colosseum on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it looks like the coffee cup. But that even though as Greek stuff it looks like the coffee cup, it's trash. You want Mullinari, look for Mullinari, not a not a sponsor, but Galliano Galliano is that guess is good? You could add that that's the tall bottle of the bottle that's there.

It's the big bottle of the Ladies Love. It's the it's the it's the towers over all other bottles, Ladies and Man. If you prefer, also check out the Galiano bottle, the Galiano bus. Usually it's it's hidden somewhere because they can't fit it on the shelf with everything else. That's right, there's no head. Can I pause here a second? My dogs going crazy? My daughter's coming home between pors, Well wait a second, why do you dogs go crazy for

your your daughter? People come in the house, but not you. They get they get excited when I come home. They don't bark like crazy. They run to the top of the steps when I come in through the garage and they meet meet the steps. That's so, you know what, that would be wonderful. I don't you know? I come home to a silent house. Oh, she leave the radio one. I really know. I come to There's no one waiting to greet me at the door. There's no dog or cat or something to jump all over me and lick me.

All right, you can just leave it right there. Please. You know what I come home too. I come home to a sink full of dishes. Yeah, today you came home to pizza. So I did, I did, I did. I did come home to pizza today. But now you you live, You live alone, even though your girlfriend stays over. Sometimes you live alone. And I love you. Yeah, and I know you cook a lot, But if you ever put dirty dishes in the oven when people were coming over,

I've never done that. It's never been that desperate for me. But I will leave him in the sink for three, four or five days. I have dish that have been in there since before I left for my trip last weekend. See, I don't do that, But I said. I had two roommates before I got married. One was was It was his first time moving out of his parents house. Uh, and so he was. He was. He was my second roommate. He was a breath of fresh air in terms of hygiene because he cleaned up like he was like nervous

because he was moving into my apartment. Right. But my first roommate, Rob, who we've talked about, the one who's got divorced, and I didn't know it. Yep, he was. He was a slob. He still has probably almost He would have parties. He would have people over late, and stuff would be in the sink, and so for a while I would yell at him like, hey man, you know, stop leaving your dishes in the sink, like there's no room to wash my plates whatever. We'd never a dishwasher.

So a couple of times I'd come home and like the sink was empty. I'm like, oh, all right, nice. And then I would go to like cook something and it was an all all the dishes, like a week's where the pots and pants and were all in the oven. He would shove everything in the oven. But then if I want to use the oven, I have to take him out of the oven. Now you have a dirty oven because you're dirty plate. That's disgusting and oh my god,

that's awful. I would never I will say though that I will love him, but I will let it go. I'll have the dishes in the sink and let it do what it needs to do. But then at that point, at some point, do you know I promised myself as soon as we're done with this podcast, I'm going over and I'm going to rinse them off and then put

them in the dishwasher. Do you rinch your dish dishes off before you put them in the dishwasher or you just We've had this conversation on the air because we know someone who not only rinses them but washes them. We'll get to that in a minute. It depends. Look, if there's like a ton of tomato sauce, that's unlikely to happen on my plate because I'll look that clean.

But if there's somebody else in my family, like there's a lot of food on the plate and it happened to put it in the sink, I'll sprits it off. I'll give it a little. I I have a little switch on my on my hose sinkhos where I get to put it the sprayer the spray and I'll get a little on the plate. But that's it. I'm not washing it. What's the point, Listen, I spent my life in an apartment building, growing up that didn't have it washing uh dishwasher or washer and dryer, so I don't

I don't waste my opportunity to use them. So I put them in there. I wouldn't put like caked on, like burnt on ship on them. I listen, I take my scrub, I take my scrub, Daddy and I and I and I scrub it. I just want to make sure they're not a sponsor, not a sponsor, but I want to make sure that all the residue is done, is not is gone, and then this way kind of residue like catchup or burnt on cheese. I just want

to I rinse all the plates and glasses. I give everything in a quick rinse before I put it in, and anything that has heavier things on it, I have to scrub a little bit because I do not want any problems. When that ship is done and that thing it goes to heat dry and it's over, I open up that dishwasher. I want to see everything sparkling. I don't want to see like crusts of remnants left on anything. Remnants. Here's the thing. You could take the okay, but you

might wash ten plates. But if you hadn't, only maybe two would have come out dirty. So then you wash them on the back end. You just give a little little scrape scrape with a green scrubby pad and you rinse some of it some more to put in the dry rack. You're done. You don't have to scrub, like if it's if it's really really hard cheese, like you microwave nachos or whatever and it's caked on. That's one thing. Like if it's hard, you go to like scrape it

off and you can't. That's one thing. But if you just have like sauce or gravy or you know, some catchup or whatever you ate out of of of a plate and now it's it's got grease and dirt and grime, you just throw it right in a dishwasher. Yeah, if it's loose grease. If it's loose grease. Uh yeah. By the way, you dated a girl with that nickame in high school. Grease. Yeah she was Italian. Yeah, yeah, he loose.

Remember Jersey Kid, Jersey Kid Greg t. We went over his house to have a planning meeting once like for the show, and he, you know, he served us a meal. He took all the plates. She washed them put him in. Yeah, and then he and then he then he scrubbed and dried the sink. Who dries the sink. It wasn't like he was going to bed for the night. He's like, I'll drive the sinc It was like he used the sink once. So I went over and I washed my hands real quick, and he went over and he dried

the sink again. Like that's that is you put you You can come up with any letter combination for that illness. He's got something, he does. He's got something because that's a that's over the top and that listen, if it's if it's a clinical thing, I get it. I just think he's Greg Tate. But he washes. I don't get that. He said, I want to go want them clean when they go in. That's like showering, like taking a bath before you get in the shower. Yeah yeah, well yeah,

that's overboard. I'm somewhere in the middle if you yeah, you're in the middle. I'm on the scale. I'm on this. I'm on the spectrum. Agrees on the spectrum. Spectrum, That's what I'm talking about. Yeah, I want to clarify, you know, what the hell are you talking about anyway. Can we do a quick shout out though, Christie Ma Jorga thirteen on Twitter, I fucking love you. No, No, she's Christie,

Christie Majorga thirteen. She okay. The good news is she supported our merch store, Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys, Big Cartel dot com. I know exactly what you gotta say. She and she bought herself and F you APE seventy seven hat. Yes, and she's like, you know what, I'm gonna send a selfie of me with the hat on. However, you're also holding your three

year old daughter in your arms. Horrible little girl, the horrible And I was saying you had a fuck you ABE seventy seven hat on when he took this picture right now. The daughter has no clue. She's smiling for the camera. She's got her fingers in her mouth like it's mommy and daughter, but the mother. I loved that. I loved it because it says f you and doesn't mean anything. Yet. I'll tell you the worst thing I ever saw. Um, we were at I was with my kids and we were at Uh. This is the ironic part,

and I guess coincidental as well. We were BJ's Hostale, and who doesn't love a host a good Hostale b J. So this fat guy is pushing his daughter in a shopping cart and his his belly, you know, it's kind of stretching his shirt a little bit. And but so the shirt has an arrow pointing down right and above it it says blowjob wanted or something like that that effect, right, Like what you're gonna wear that with your daughter in the car. First of all, you shouldn't wear that anywhere

in public. That's the kind of thing like when your boys come over, maybe like you put on as a joke or a frat house in college. You don't. You can't like that. Yeah, so the f you had, I love it for it. That compared to the blow job shirt. Blow job shirt, Yeah, that's a problem. That's not gonna be the name of the episode. By the way, in the episode, Scary says to me, hey man, what we

call the episode? And we spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out the name of the episode at the end, So, so okay, and so that this one will not be called blowjob shirt. I do have a question about our episode titles. Scary sometimes thinks that if it's very clever or very if it's a little bit sexual, we do we do a lot better, right like people, I do think so I think that people that are looking at the menu of which which episode they can

listen to, they'll go for those first. Again, listen in order, and don't get caught up by the title. That the title is not going to determine whether episode is good or not. It's just gonna tell you, like a little what's oh that's about? But we're we're again, we're doing this roller coaster thing. We're like, last week's episode was huge, right, and then the one before it, which was like the

sucky suck truck or something medium. So you guys are listening in order, or we got a wave of new listeners last week, in which case, hey, guys, welcome on board for your second episode back to zero after the after this and start off at the beginning. We think you'll enjoy it. And then what happened to the episode two? People? Did they just decide they don't. I don't know, I don't know. This is the black hole, but we will

not be calling this the black hole. Board job wanted and obviously sucky suck truck never again because it doesn't perform well. Right, And you know what, I've gone in and relabeled episode. So like, if you if you're a hardcore Brooklyn Slice, Brooklyn Boys, Slice for Life, yeah you'll wait wait a minute. That episode title change. Sometimes I tweak it because I feel like the episode title sucked

and it's hurting us. So like I changed one episode to listen to this damn episode, but that didn't work. Didn't work, change the back, so I changed it back. You want to you want to do an early Grammar police, We haven't done it early, okay? And I would imagine people listen, they get the gist of the entire episode, and they'll whether it's earlier late they know. But I always say, I don't know if people actually two out halfway through and say fund this episode, I'm done. No,

I gotta hear grammar police. I get that, although police police police, Yeah, all right, yeah, what do you gott uh second? Homeless? Second? We got you know, you know Brooklyn Boys quotes, Yes, right, it's daily baby quotes. They disappeared for a while and I tweeted at them and said, oh, who where are you guys? What's going on there and so, uh, they're back now. They took a break. It's a daily BB quotes and they highlight funny things that we've said.

Well this week it said episode thirty, At forty nine minutes into the show, I said, do you do you like the jingle? It was the first time playing the Grammar Police jingle, and you laughed and said I love it. And I said, I told you I had to jingle and you said that's awesome. So this is, uh, the hundred and fifty fifth episode of Grammar Police Jingles Jingle in existence. So you go, and I did the math right, Even though it's a hundred and fifty four episodes, you

also count the one that it was in. I have a couple of Grammar polices that do you have one? Let me give you two, and then you can give me something. I'll give you some. After that you can get with me. Then you can get with him. You can get that right. I was in Walgreens today and a big, sweaty guy was it the counter trying to explain how his nose was running even though he had the COVID vaccine shot. And he's wondering if he has COVID or it's possibly he has a cold, to which

she said, yeah, it's possibly have a cold. That's what happens, especially with people back out in the world again and no masks whatever. And he says, well, I tried to buy the saline solution nose bright and right, and so the woman says, I'm sorry, what, Yeah, so I've been putting Sally up my nose and that's I'm like, Sally, what the hell is that? I know it's sailine, I know what he means, but he's saying saline. What. Why have you ever heard anyone called saline saleine? Never in

my life? Now, if you look at the the way it's spelled s A L I n e. It is sale, it's sallyin actually right or sal. I guess sally maybe, but but it's it's Have you never heard the term sailing before sailing solution? That was a little weird for me. Then my daughter said today in the car um, I don't do it that often. Whoa? I said, often, Yeah, there's a tea in the middle. I said, yeah, but it's silent. It's often your kids. So I said, oh, whoa, whoa,

it's often so uh so I looked it up. It's good to be sure and although often is the more commonly pronounced way of saying often, it used to be acceptable and it's still acceptable in Britain to say often and often is making a resurgence? Is it really why? I wonder who knows? Maybe some YouTubers or Tiktoker's or you know that girl who says I was years old when that is actually often right, I was today years old. Speaking of which, since you brought it up, Chris see MICKEYO.

We quote him a lot. He put a picture of himself wearing a few apes seventy seven hat with his tractor in the background. He looks like he has a huge property and definitely needs a right it's a ride on more. I'm sorry, I don't mean to call her a tractor, he said. Listening to the brook Boys while doing the Artist Therapy. I think I'm going to go back a few episodes and keep track of how many times David Brody sarcastically brings up I was today years old when I learned this, But so but he you're

doing that to make fun of me because I do that. Yes, by the way, that girl that I that I can't stay on her page. I went on a TikTok page and she had another video not at tow day years old. She was bitching about something that I wrote I was today years old when I didn't give a ship you were complaining about good So, uh, okay, I have a couple more, but you go. Catherine Watson says, hey to my favorite podcast. I wanted to comment on a serious

mistake I've been seeing this week. I've been volunteering at a church camp. It's got posters up advertising its characters. They help help the little kids understand the day's message and uh and there's also a motto for the day and every day it always says, in the same format, Jesus's power helps us blank. But it's Jesus apostrophe s That's how it's written. Now. The thing is they alway and I'm sorry, they always spell it Jesus with an apostrophe and no s. So she's she's actually spelling it

right here. She's saying that it's the sign says Jesus Jesus is, but it's g j e as you as apostrophe and then that's that's right. Is it right or wrong? She says it's not fucking Groma correct. This is a national company that makes these camp sets and they can't fucking get the grammar right. Millions of people see these posters. I don't understand. That's Katie from the r v A, Virginia. So all right, Katie from Richmond, you may be wrong in the sign, may be right. She's saying j E

s U s apostrophe is wrong. Um again the message s U s apostrophe is correct or you can do apostrophe s apostrophees. So both ways are right, and she's wrong. Katherine Watson, you know, Okay, screw you because I'll tell you why. No, I'll tell you why because she then backs that up with another email about me and my gram So I'm glad that she's wrong. Well, you know what she was trying, and she she was trying to do well, and because it's J'SUS related, you have to

forgive her. Yeah. She well, she comes right back and says, hello, I was really real listening to the podcast, asked starting from zero, and I remembered about scaries other podcast which I will not mention when I will. It's called Speaking Volumes with Share and Scary scary. You better not say that either a broody can hit the jingle. No, he won't because he mentions his podcast not a sponsor. Don't matter. We could promote our other ship. By the way, August

is the return of the Walking Dead. You will get new episodes of Walkers and Talkers. We've been on a hiatus hiatus okay, anyway, I came across the following error and scaries other podcast. This has been out for four years now and no one has caught it. Guess what, Catherine, you forgot to put the attachment in. Oh, she's trying to correct me on something, and there's nothing in that. There's nothing else in the email. The email goes blank

right after that. Well, maybe maybe a perfect that's doubly. That's she said, two emails with two errors in them. All right, let's talk about at ESPN on Twitter, on TikTok rather, they put up a video of a guy kicking a football through a window and it says, we may have just found the greatest kicker of all time. We may have just found the greatest kicker of all time. So, so those of you like scratching your head right now, or if you've heard the episodes before it should be

we may have, we may have. Now when we speak quickly, we say may have, but we mean may have. But you can never write may of. It's always may have when you write it. So ESPN, fuck you. You should know better. Ah, that was a pretty bad one, don't you think. Yes, I think it's pretty awful as well. Okay, Uh, Adam Michael Zo you're Adam Z seven says I ruined the Yankees White Sox August twelve Field of Dreams baseball commercial because that's the one where we played the clip

and they say Yankees verse White Sox out. So I've ruined a commercial for him. Um. Because right now I'm not gonna say where this is because somebody posted on social media a comment and UM, scary when you say that the expression a diamond in the rough spell rough for me r O U g H right? That wrong? Nope, you're right. The person posted diamond in the r U F F like sound like a dog barker, diamond in the right. So keep an eye on that point. People.

Somebody emailed me a couple of times about an event similar to the Tony Awards or the Grammy Awards, and it had a local name to it doesn't matter what it was. Okay, So when you say the Tony's, it's Tony plural, it's t O n y s t o n y apostrophe s. It's not the Grammys g r A mm y apostrophe it's Grammy. And now it's not good g r A M m i e s because

Grammy is a proper name. So if it was the Brody Awards, it would be the b r O d y s the Brodies or the s k e r y s. Yes, there's no Yeah, what's so hard to understand? Their right? But this person keeps emailing me about this other award show and putting an apostrophe s. Lastly, this was a fight that I had, well, an argument I had with someone on our text messaging program. Uh, the other started morning show. There are some things in life

that don't change. There's certain honors you get by having a position. For instance, if you are whatever your last highest political position was, you get to be called that forever. For instance, Hillary Clinton will always be Secretary Clinton because being Secretary of State is a higher title then first Lady or senator. Uh, that's her last title, and that was her highest Secretary of State. Okay, is it okay?

I think I know where you're gonna go with this one because my story today and I think it was more political because they don't like the person. But we referred to today being President Obama's birthday, and they texted in it's former president. It's not You're always a president right now? Well hold on, well, hold on, look at this straight though, So whether you it's the past or the president, the fact that they were the president, if that was their highest title, they will always be called.

You don't have to put an X in front of the name. You can say former President Obama. If you meet him, you would say hello, Mr President. You absolutely would. If you look. If you don't like him, or Jimmy Carter or Ronald Reagan or President Trump, that's your business. But technically their title is always president. Now there's only one the president. So if you say the president it's today, that is today's president. Not going to debate this on

the podcast with some people. It's President Biden, so he's the president. The president is President Biden. That's current, right. But if you say President Reagan, that's correct. Whenever they show you something, if someone dies, President Bush. They always show and here are the former president. Here the presidents,

and they'll name them all by their names. Because the president former president Bush, they say president caught it, President George W. Bush President, right, you always carry the title even after correct. So then this person texted back, oh, so if I if I divorced my wife, she's still my wife. I said it now, I said, first of all, this is not a place for analogies. I'm telling you what the fact is. You don't like the rule change

the English language, but that's the rule. And then they're like, oh, yeah, well if I get fired, is my boss still my boss? You're not not not getting it, not getting this is political office. It's a judge. A judge retires is still a big right. It's like you ever watch sports, like they go, oh, coach, k like coach this coach that once they retired from coaching, coach parcels will always be coach parcels. They don't call it bill, hey, hey coach right,

dick on coach. So I sent an article like a an etiquette website that explains it in detail why former presidents is still called president. They stopped applying, of course, because they finally got educated today. Right, they found out that you were right, right. They don't want to admit they're wrong. They don't want to say I'm right. I'm just saying when it comes to grammar like trust, people sometimes look it up. Now, Desiree Daddio wrote to me

that name. It's not daddy, maybe daddy the daddy of the Randia. Desiree she just iced to Life from Upper Connecticut says, this is I think it's Desiree because it's salient e e. Uh, Pasha, it's a desiree. I'm gonna say desiree desiree daddy and let me know if we said it right. Legitimately, can't believe someone will put this on their on their body. It's a tattoo permanent. I found a picture of this tattoo works from a Facebook group mostly for permanent grammar mistakes that people put on

their body. And I don't even have a tattoo, but this is embarrassing. And it is a tattoo that says it's supposed to say without pain, you cannot know pleasure. Here's the problem. It's written in cursive script and it says and by the way, the script letters are all all debatable. It's a visual you can't see, but the with looks like VIF but but they do without two words pain pain, and the P A I looks like p A I K. But they were trying to go for pain. You y ou They wrote y O N.

It looks like an end. But again they don't know the letters there they're putting you cannot no pleasure p l e A S A r e A right. Oh no, somebody has this tattooed on their skin. And then maybe that's maybe that's the pain, maybe the pain of knowing your tattoo is spelled wrong. Alright, Wow, I think I think you win the grammar police battle. They're scary. Thank you? Are you ending? That was a victor? That was my victory ship? You're like, hey, won, I'm done. I won

a song. No, I meant to hit this button and well, laft that made more sense to play the jingle going into the commercial break. Yeah you like that did? All right? Could we do a quick free ship for us? Yeah? This one took a while, It's sure did the good boys. They have to give this stuff for us. Brodie on delay. All right, free us once again, catch up one more time for us. You can always send us free ship to the radio. You did. I see what you try to do. You try to make up four year delay.

So here we go, Here we go. Thirty two Avenue of the Americas is our address, New York City one oh one five. Oh, that is the zip code and New York, New York one one five that code oh one Oh, I'm sorry, one O one three. Yeah, the hell, I'm thinking of Z one hundreds old the old building in New York. We had a we had a mailing a p O box. Never mind, that doesn't exist anymore. It's thirty two sixth Avenue or thirty two Avenue of the America's sixth Avenue. It's less letters, New York, New York,

one O one three. You could put it into the attention of me or Brody. It'll find us attention. Because I'm not at work. He'll never come back again. That's not true. I'm kidding. So and I was supposed to do a podcast today in studio. We got free shift and we can plan. We got free ship for us, Gary Uh and Brody? What's up? What's good? Bro It's justin kick Low, the real Kicklow on Twitter from you know Okay, I've talked about this with Brody behind the scenes,

and it's finally happened. Free ship for use um Mutiny Medals is a silver bar slash bull bully On company, A bully on company. It's a silver Brody Silver this is this is I think this is overboard, man about what I'm about to tell you. Anyway, A good friend of mine owns it, Mutiny Medals. Looked them up. Kevin Bailey. He's out in um Nampa, Idaho. He has been singlehandedly pouring and stamping each and every gold bar a silver

bar himself for seven years. So I had Kevin make custom one of a kind bars for my favorite podcast co hosts. The bars enclosed are one uh of point It's point nine is what they weigh, Brodie point fine silver. Wow, that's it's an ounce. Oh and it's an ounce. Yeah, it's an ounce, a Troy ounce. He wrote it. He wanted to be very anyway. On the front is the Buccaneer logo and your respective names were stamped on the back. He engraved our names, so we each have a silver bar.

I'm gonna put the microphone down so you could hear it. Hold on, I mean it's it's heavy, but it's beautiful. Um anyway, and they're beautiful. They have our names on it anyway. UM. More information at Mutiny Medals m U t I n Y Medals on Instagram. Go there and you could see what's up. Um. They also have a website, but they have a shopify. Go to at Mutiny Medals on Instagram. It's the easiest way to find them. I hope you guys enjoy these badass pieces as much as

I enjoy your podcast and everything you do. Thank you life for life justin Camp Campri of course at kick low you let me tell you, I am just beside myself at some of these things that comes through here. That is that is really really sweet, really special. Absolutely, And by the way, the free ship for us jingle, we haven't played that in a while. We have not been getting free shipped for us. But hey, Brodie, what is really telling you is listen, send ship, but also

send good stuff. Because also I'm saying send good stuff like free ship for us, but like send like silver engrave. That's awesome. I want to tell you a funny story though. You see how he sent up this beautiful gift for us. Yes, right, and you know I've talked about how on TikTok sometimes um, the younger tiktoker's will put up like their Amazon wish

list and their their Venmo and their cash app. But people about that on this podcast about what I'm saying, right, I saw one that said, um, hey, if you want to pay for my nails to be done, I need sixty bucks. Why would anyone want to voluntarily pay? Okay? So this um, this one TikTok or. I follow female. She's very funny and she tends to play. She's something. She she often does her videos to up and coming popular songs, like she's always ahead of the curve on

the songs. So I follow her because number one, I can talk to my kids about like what song, but also because like we can talk about on the show, like oh this song is blowing up on TikTok. So she's another one that has another one the cash app

and the wish the Amazon wish list. So she did um she did a TikTok where she's sitting in a living room and she's got boxes all around her and she's like, oh, I'm opening up all the stuff you guys sent me, right, And she holds up this s and look, someone sent me a monitor for my computer. Thank you so much. Somebody spent hundreds of dollars and they didn't even get their name mentioned. That's terrible. She said, Oh, look, someone,

somebody's someone sent me a monitor. Someone that someone is sucking pissed because they paid hundreds of dollars to get a free shout out on her social and then didn't get it right. So here's my question. Are they pissed they didn't get the shout out hold on? Or is it like some old married guy who doesn't want to they who like sent it and said, don't mention my name, like I've bid my wife finds out. I said, not the ladder. You think you think it's someone who wanted

a shout out. Okay, let me tell you that's what I think. I was trying to figure out, Like why wouldn't she think like, oh, thanks Mike, you know, like shout out to his account, follow Mike. That's terrible. You can't do that. I followed, someone sent me a monitor. When there was a monkey, the monkey died, Georgie. The monkey Georgie, here's your monkey content, you know, and the whole premise of this monkey was. It loved to fucking

open the packages. It would rifle through the packages with its teeth, ripped the package open, and then anytime it had instructions, it would open. The monkey would open the instruction booklet, flip pages, look at it for a minute, throw the instructions off to the side, and then keep tearing into what's in the box. I mean, I don't know why the monkey did that. I guess it was trained. But dude, this monkey because he wanted to know what's

in the box. But this monkey would open up packages NonStop every day, and just there was so much ship in this this guy's house because his monkey was a star, was in a TikTok and Instagram star. I can't imagine being overwhelmed with that much free ship. Yeah, imagine like not thanking anybody and thanking anyone soon seven is twice seven inch water? Next? What next? What else did I get him? Being pretty? That's so funny? Yeah, I mean, you can't do that. You can't leave people people hanging.

Gotta give the Speaking of leaming people hanging, I was at Petco where the pets go with the pets go, and I had to go to the bathroom. So do you go in the litter box? I should have right, because you've got in the little kiddy litter box. So the bathroom. Now I'm in the front of the store and it's like a warehouse, their giant stores. And I had the rumbling, you know, like I need. I had

the rumblin. So I got up to the cashier and I said, hey, could you I can't seem to find the bathroom because all the racks they are very high, right. They go, Oh, it's all the way in the back left corner. I'm like, oh god, damn, I'm not gonna look. Anna make it in time. So I'm like, I tell my kids, I'm like, you know what, I'm I'm gonna go. I go to the bathroom, go go look for stuff over there. I gotta go and I and I do the quick walk. It's not quite the penguin. Did you

pick up after yourself? No? I yeallt pooper Scooper all seven. No. I made it to the bathroom, not a problem. But I have to go to the bathroom. I truthfully I had. I had to pee really badly and I also needed to, you know, sit down. So uh, there's you go in there's a urinal and a and a handicap stall. That's it. So I'm waiting to handicap stall is locked. There's somebody in there. So I'm waiting. I'm going, oh jeez, I

gotta go to that. Gotta go. It's crazy. So I look under the stall right and I see the feet are standing like a foot away from the toilet, which they were facing the door. They were they were facing the wall of the stall. So I'm faced. So if I'm looking at the at the stall, two thirds of the wall is from left to right, and then dead center ahead of me is the door. Right. This person is standing a couple of feet to my left of

the door right, but he's not on the toilet. But that I was gonna say, there's nowhere near the bowl right because it's a long handicap stall. So I'm waiting, and so I look in because there's a large crack, and I see there's a guy with a pet Go vest On and it says Kyle, And he's on his phone and his finger I can see him. His fingers are flying video games. He stays playing a video game. Oh my god. No, he was he was a worker and employees from the door, and I go, hey, Kyle,

I have to go to the bathroom. Can you play call of duty later? Please? I'm assuming it was called got to call a duty? And so he goes, oh, hey, sorry, man. So, first of all, you're at work. He shouldn't fucking be in the bathroom playing video games. Second of all, it's a one stall bathroom. Get the funk out of there, Kyle, leave a pile or get the funk out. And I like that, So you know what, Kyle, leave a pile.

Fuck you, Kyle, the funk out of the bathroom. The funk are you doing in the in the stall playing video games? You're creeping through the crack? Did you do You're waiting? You see he's standing. Look you know what I did. I wanted to give him the thirty forty seconds, Like maybe he's trying to hold one in before he can drop his pants. You've had that if you go to squat, you're in trouble. So I'm like, is his leg shaking? Is he doing just holding in for a second.

Let the wave go by, Let the wave pass so you can sit down. But I said, gave him that. I gave him the thirty seconds and he wasn't doing that. So I looked through the crack. I'm like, he's playing a video game. And can't they manufacture these metal stalls, So there's no Yes, yes they could, but they don't. You know what, he don't be talked about this. The better places have a metal flap on the outside that

blocks it. So now I go to the bathroom, right, I've got to take the time to take toilet paper and fill the hole in you fill the crack. Yes, I feel well, yes, because I know I can look through what I just did. Last thing. You wanted to be sitting on the toilet and you see somebody making eye contact with somebody through the crack right to see if I'm Kyle playing it right. I told you about

the outback steakhouse. I'm sure I talked about it. There's an outback steakhouse in New Jersey where the toilet the urinal is right next to the wall of the handicap stall. Right when you look to the left as you're peeing, the space between the wall and the beam, and then another space before the wall of the toilet of the in stall. If you turn your head, you're looking blatantly

clearly at the guy in the toilet. How do you design a bathroom and leave so much space that if you're peeing and you turn to the left, you're looking like you're looking through a window at the guy taking a dump. But even at the urinals, they don't they don't. They don't make the flap go far enough off the wall right so you could see people, You could see other the other urinal next to you, you look left.

Why can't they make that that partition just long enough that it covers your body and high enough that you if you turn your head, you don't see the president next to you. That's how you set I want to pee in a phone booth, That's what I want. Also, did I talk to you about the worst sneeze guard ever? Uh? No, I don't think because it reminds me that the conversation we're having about the walls don't meet in the march and meet up. So there's a pizza place not far

from me in New Jersey. I don't particularly care for the pizza. It's not testical pizza. It's it's it's better than that. It's fine, right, like you want a slice, s piece, It's fine, But my kids like it because it's not far from this school, so they go there. They have a sneeze guard, right. They have glass from the base of the counter up and then another piece of glass from that goes like a flat where like you put boxes on it where you put the order on.

So there's two pieces, right. So but the problem is the piece coming up is two and a half inches from where the flat piece going across is. So there's a space of two and a half inches between the up and down vertical glass and the horizontal glass countertop. So if I were to sneeze, it's at the perfect height when the sneeze goes right through the glass. How is that a sneeze guard. It's not. It's not. I'm going to post a picture on my Instagram at David

is terrible. Worst sneeze guard Kyle Kyle, the Kyle who didn't leave a pile Speaking of pizza. I know this is a terrible way to get into this, but you know, we we've been partnering with our friends and Slice now for the last thirteen weeks and we just want to say that they have been incredible. I wanted to thank them for being a part of our show. And we hope that you are listening and you have uh five dollars at the very least Brooklyn on your first purchase.

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I have you have a year to redeem. I don't know what the hell I'm waiting for, but I'm just I'm just sitting there. I'm not I'm not. I'm looking and I'm but then I'm like, you know what, I want something else today, so I'm gonna save that for later. So I'm savoring my free pie. But yeah, eight pizza points and you get you get a free pie every time. Today is August fourth, Wednesday, August fourth, as we're recording this.

If you hear this in enough time, check out my instant story at David Brody you'll see what I ordered with the Slice app this week. Um. I ordered it last night and I had. I had the leftovers right before this podcast. I have a little bit left. I ordered from my the place in Monroe Township, New Jersey, an Tonio's that I've told Scary has the best Sicilian pizza in New Jersey. Why because the guy who who owns it is from Ben's Hers Brooklyn, and I knew

it when I tasted it. So I used the app and I listen, I go in there all the time with the pizza and I've rarely had the entrees, so I used I used the Slice app. They opened up Slice and would love it first Slice and they had something on the menu because I was gonna want gonna want it on Trey. What do I want to scare the chicken palm? Right? Sometimes I want to shrimp palm

and Slice app shows me the menu. Day've got something called Trio Parmesana Trio three cheese, got chicken palm, veal palm and shrimp parman and say meal nice all thank you Slice. I just want to share that because I'm goofy over it. And I would not have known they had that unless I had to Slice app. Because I don't go into look at the menu. I order it, I go pick it up a call, give me a

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too late for that. You have a lifetime, lifetime behind me. There's a Wikipedia page. Can always start the other half of my life. Uh, and not being a creeper, but I want This is a situation that I think we've all been in. I know you have, and we haven't spoken about it, and we've never brought it onto a podcast or the radio. So let's just talk about it right here. Fine. I got pregnant high school and I wasn't ready for What do you do? When? What do

you do? What do you do when you're on Instagram and you you're looking through news feeds, and how many you find your news feed whatever, and you find a hot coworker in a bikini or at the beach Ali Gold I saw today, but not just Ali Gold. Okay, I got a cold shout out. That's what reminded me of it. But so there's a lot of times that I see former interns, I see people that I work with. People you may see other people that you work with, and they're like at the beach store on vacation, there

may be dressed skimpy whatever or less. They're wearing less clothes because it's the summer and there whatever, and they're right to do what they want to do. However, is you liking the picture being a pervert or should or because you know how many times I just I said, Okay, that looks nice, but I'm not going to like it because if I like it, everyone's gonna see liked by Scary Jones, and I don't want them to see that, because like, oh the is scary a perv? Is he

liking Ali's swimsuit picture? Because like, for what's it's such a tough situation to be in as a guy in these modern times. It's tough espect, you know, and then I don't know. It's it's it's it's it's true always I would, but I think I would like like it. By the way, of course, I did like by Scary Jones. It'says like by Scary Jones. Daniell liked it. Our former co worker Jake liked it, right, But I'm a guy, and Jake is a guy, and I work with and

I work with her. Okay, I'm looking at a lot of okay, uh, Crystal Rosas, who's who does afternoons at right? The thing is, it's okay to like it. In the background, Sam liked it, but Sam Rosalie, Sam's a girl. But that is you going rifling through her like list. You are the only current male co worker to like it. What I'm saying, bro, you're not hearing me. I'm saying is the fear of being featured in the headline because they always Instagram will always choose one random person. Right

to me, it's you. I mean, it says like by Scary Johns right exactly. I don't want to be that guy because I know that I'm that guy for everyone else in our family and our morning show family. It's weird, is it? Is it not? Or am I see if I'm Ali? Do I think like, Oh, I'm sure that my male coworkers saw it. I guess they don't think I'm attractive. Now. Look, Ali doesn't need our our validation. I don't want to. I'm not. But if you put up a picture you self in debating suit, you obviously

want people to like it. It's a thirst trap. Well but I've just done on the air and talked about how she posts thirst traps. So that's that's that's a follow up. That's not it's a thirst trap. So should you be liking it? I don't know. I don't know. See. See, here's how she could have helped you out. If she put a picture up like, oh, here was my weekend right here, I am on my dog. Here I am eating dinner, I am a brunch. Here's me in a bikini.

Then you could like it and then comment and go what a cute dog, right, or like, oh brunch, look great, I've been there. So it's like you're not commenting. But the problem is I just looked it up again. I'm looking at it now. It's all bikini shots. Ali posted three bikini shots it's a it's it's five five bikini shots, which is again, there's nothing wrong with that, but is there's something wrong with me as her coworker liking it? And then how am I perceived when it comes up

on their feet as like Pike scary Jones? Are people like scaries? A perfect scarious? Why did you put heart emoji? Fire emoji and winky emoji? I did not do that. You're a dick. I did not do any of that. I need to comment on it. Shut up, egg plant, egglant, egg plant water droplets. Okay, so so what? Yeah? What what what do you do? I mean? Is it feels I feel a little dirty doing that? And that happens a lot like this conversation is not planned. You and I

didn't talk about We did not. I saw the pictures of Ali. I made a conscious decision. You want to call her? I guess can you get all right? This is not a bit. She doesn't know we're calling it, and I don't even know if my phone is going to connect to the car. And I'd like to preface the conversation. What you ask her? You know, I want to talk. I want to remember continue what you were on your thought? Though, why you get her I did not hit like because I did not. I had your problem.

I did not want her to like. Oh. I always think twice. But then if you don't like it, like he saw it and didn't like it, so you can't win either way. Ali has been working very hard to get got it to get in shape for the summer. She lost weight, she's been working out. So I think that's if I liked it, it would be me saying, hey, I appreciate the hard work you put in, but that's not how it will be taken. It's not right. Get her on the phone. Okay, I'm gonna get her on

the phone. Hold on, why is why is my bluetooth connecting to my my lexus? No? I want to connect to the road caster pro. Hey, hit the jingle? What are you talking about? Hit the jingle? Jingle? Hit the jingle. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm trying what I say. Hit the jingle? You know what I mean? What? Wow? I gotta tell you you guys may not have picked up on that. That was that was scary, being so doubled down, dirty covert. You didn't even notice it. Slices.

You may not my bluetooth connected to the room car, my car. Nobody talks like that. I don't say, oh, oh, you know what, I think. I left my glasses in my Dodge charger that I brought from such and such dealership by the way, full oft him Dodge in Summerville, New Jersey. Fuck you, bro jingle for you? No, because I'm not that. I don't work for them. My cousin works there. I hope she answers the phone calling her, all right, maybe you shouldn't say hire any thinks you're

a PERV. Stop it. But now you're calling her. That's like stalker. Oh no, it's not. Did you text her? I didn't text her. You know, people are just don't answer the phone. No, she answers. She sees me. She knows. That's why she's not answering. She said, it's scari is calling. Well, what's up? You can't answer on m hmm. All right, we'll tell you what I just texted her her. I just said it, all right, So then anyway we'll figure that out in a second. Uh, when she calls back,

all dress put we'll put her on. Okay, let's move on. Can you put her on? If she calls you of course, Oh you've got the eighteen million dollars. So I got the road caster pro not a sponsors, but but responsive. But the reason why we're able to do this podcast for a year and a half. Oh, she's calling me back already. Okay, here we go. Okay, Ali, Hi, how permission? I'm gonna get your permission. No, we don't. It's not the radio radios going to my HomePod. Feel free to

curse because you're on a podcast. I'm not the radio. You're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast, which, by the way, feel free since Okay, So Ali, Hi, aliotts Brody, Hey, what's up? Hey? So Ali runs the Elvis Durand Show social media uh and our website, officer rand dot com and does a million other things. I don't want to underestimate what she does, but that's some of what she does. And so Ali has now a great reason to promote this episode on the Elvis Durrand Show Instagram and Twitter account.

And she's her and she's about to promote her own Instagram. So Ali um scary brought up a topic on Just Now and said, Hey, I have this topic. What do you do in this situation? And I said, uh, and he he said, I saw something on Instagram, but I don't want to say who it is. And I said, oh, it's kinda be Ali Gold. He's like, yeah, do you know? And so we wanted to get you on the air to talk about how you really feel. So we're gonna

recap for you, even though audience just heard it. What we both think, don't say anything, and then tell us how you really said. I started by saying, it's kind of is it weird or is it not weird to like your co workers pictures, especially when they're in bathing suits or they're in intimate situations. Let's say you're like kissing a boy on the mouth, whatever it is. In this case, you put up a series of of of swimsuit shots and my first moment, right, he's an alley goal.

But my very first, my very first, um no thing that my my knee jerk reaction was to just enjoy it silently and not give you the like and just slide by, because the last thing I want is for other people to see liked by scary jones os. And I'm like, wait a second, I don't know if I want to go down that way, because and and this happens a lot with a lot of people. So what

is your take on this? Well, hold on, hold on before we ask her take, so I said, I also saw your pictures, Alley, which is why I knew that he was referring to you when he said it, because they're from today. So I said, oh, yeah, Ali put up Porkini show. She looks great. So Scary says, did you like it? I said I didn't, And I said because, um, because of the same reason that I was concerned about

liking it. Well, no, First of all, I happened to be logged into the Obstran show account at the time, so I didn't want to like it from Elvis dur Ram. But then when I lugged back into at David Brodie, I said, you know what, if I like it, am I liking her bikini like oh you look good in your bikini or my liking it like oh you look fun? So I said, I was like, you know what, Ali has worked really hard to get in Shade for the summer. Right,

she hasn't said talk Scary. We made it clear we don't want her opinion yet, I wanted to know what our opinions are so I said, if I like it, maybe that's my way of saying, you've done a great job. You look good. You should be proud of yourself. I'm gonna like that picture. Plus, they're not like sexy shots. Are you having fun at the beach? You know? Right? But then I thought to myself. But Ali also talked on the radio about how she sometimes posts thirst traps.

Do I want to like a thirst trap? Now I'm now I'm gonna bind. I don't know what to do. So Scary liked your picture, and now he's having second thoughts. So I'm not gonna take the like away though, because then that's rude because you noticed it already, And like, why is Scary taking away of liking what I said? I said, al could have made it easy on us had she put up a picture like of her dog or horrid brunch and her tiny photo. No no, I said, then Scary could have said, oh, I like your dog, right.

So then he Scary made me look at all the likes and no male coworker, but Scary like your picture. Jake doesn't work with us anymore. It's all the women on the show. So that being said, what's the right move you know what's so funny. I'm laughing so hard right now because I looked at my legs and I saw Scary like it, and I could up court Scary with like why. But then again, hold on to add to that, I like all your pictures, So it's not just that one. It's not like I don't like anything else,

but I like that. Yeah, yeah, I I do notice so that my direct like bosses, my direct like supervisors don't usually like these photos of myself. Ahead, hold on, getting like from Erie is like okay, like of course, you know, like it just didn't really mean an as, But so Ali Scary just said he likes all your pictures, and that's fine. So the picture you posted before this I'm looking back, is you in a green bikini, green baby shoot with with your abdomen showing it says liked

by Scary Jones at five. The picture before that one, now, I'm only going back to pictures. It's you at a country club or a golf club in a very tasteful dress. You look lovely, right, I think to point out the tasteful dresses not see through and does not have a bikini under it. I'm looking he did not like that picture. Scary Okay, you know what that is. Hold On, I will now go back three pictures. I'm gonna tell you why. I'm no, No, I'm going back three I'm gone why.

I'll tell you I'm going back. Hold on, I'm going back three pictures. Now. It is a picture of Ali and her friend at what looks to be a vineyard or apple picking or something thing in Newport, Rhode Island. Very cute picture, alley, very nice tank top, your friend looks lovely. Also not a bikini. Not liked by Scary Jones. Now not Ali. You are the video content producer and audio and social media guru. You are our web person.

You know all the algorithms and what happens. And I'm going to say this, and you tell me if I'm right or wrong. That Instagram because it wasn't a popular phote, those were not as popular photos. Instagram chose them, chose not to show those to me, so I didn't see them. Therefore I didn't like them. Because because the more popular posts get shown to everybody, and the less popular posts gets shown to less people on your fan group. True

or false? Um? True? But my other pictures also got a lot of like not as many, not as many, not as many bikini picture. The bikini picture that we're talking about has four hundred and forty seven, Like this goes to every the picture of What I'm saying is we're talking about the popularity. Right, So Scary says, we saw the picture that has four because Instagram chose to show that. You know, it was the first picture of in my feed. That means it's it's a hot picture.

It's hot doing it's doing well. Right. The picture that Scary didn't like in the in the Lovely Dress four seventy one, like, oh, which is more? But it's it's old and it's a few days. This is an hour old, and it already has almost surpassed the other picture. This one's on track to a thousand Alley, I mean, I hope so, and maybe with this episode I can get to a thousand. Oh definitely check out Alley, but only because the photography and the lighting is wonderful. Ali goldfish, right, Ali, yeah,

a gold fish all I y? So all right, so then what is your what is your take on all this? What have you noticed as as a woman patterns developing? We already know that co workers tend to hold back on the like because they may be seen as too pervy for liking it. Yeah, yeah, I think I would be a little weirded out. It's like a direct supervisor, like a bikini photo of me. But with that being said,

Scary isn't like my direct supervisor. So it's like more of what the coworker liking it, and that's not as bad, not as bad, but you don't but you don't think anything less of me. But when you see Scary Jones, like by Scary Jones and whatever others and other pictures, are you always like Scary? How could you like that? You ever? Or liked by blank and several others? When you see a picture that you're like, look, does that

ever invoke an emotion? When you see that person's name in the headline, whoever it is, it may not be me, but you like usually know, usually know, But today I did notice you, and I like myself because I also was thinking back to on the Pig Store when we did talk about thirst trap, and I remember Scaring and Eye going back and forth about it. So it just made me laugh at I posted at thirst shot was this a thirst trap? Because we just dumped to conclusions

that it was. Yes, Oh totally, are you kidding? I just got broken up with I need to sell off my right now. Thank you. This could be a first trap you just like the first trap this was. This was my announcement to Instagram that I'm single. You guys, Wait a minute, Wait a minute. Your your picture from how long ago? Was? This is also in a bathing suit. Yeah, but that's what family, and my sister and cousin are in the shot. So not at first, this is a series of solo shot on Ali. I hate to tell

you this. I'm just telling this as as a guy, not not as a personal level. Putting other attractive girls in bathing suits in the picture helps helps the picture. You can't family, but yeah, but no one's looking at them going wow, those three girls are hot. Oh their cousins, but a bill family. It's not a thirst see alright, So so there was there was definitely a an intention here. This was delivering a series of solo swimsuit shots by Ali. Okay, great,

and I'm not a perv for liking it. Okay, really, I'm looking again at the pick the picture from July. You've got your hands behind your head and you're doing like a model pose. That's yeah, but that's more in a joking fashion. The one seriously modeling and the one from julyre more like I was literally singing mom on the at the top of my luve wall. I was closing in that picture, So to me, it was more of like an ironic, like kind of funny. I get

that with Pictures two and three. Picture one, you have a serious, smoldering model look on your face. That's the first trap. Also, I did not like that picture scary did so. But the thing is, I like all the pictures that come to me. But if I don't, she's just if you know, if Instagram chooses not to show that one to me because it's less popular, which attends to do, then I'm not going to see it. And if he has a picture of Ali with a turtleneck, I'm gonna say it did they didn't show it to me?

Swipe Well, anyway, you've actually thank you, thank you so much. You've you actually now driven home in my head that I should think twice about liking pictures because I know that people see it and then they'll they're like they judge in a second. Jake Jake our former video producer liked it. Is that okay? Yeah, yeah, that's cool. That's cool. I mean, anyone who likes it, I'm cool with, even if it is like a managing director of someone is. Ali likes to hit. Ali likes to like. She wants it.

She wants to she wants the the I'm here for the attention. Guys, you're the best, well for the sake of this podcast, and because you're a friend. I am now liking the picture. But that is the reason. Yeah, see you got the like. Well, listen, I like the picture because I think, as you know, that's yes. Well yeah, well, I was going to say, is scary puts? If scary puts a fire emoji? Can he do that? Can I do put the fire? What about a lipstick? Lipstick smooch? No, no,

don't do a lipstick? I would, but what would fire? Is fire over the line? Fire fine, fire fine, fiery fine? But lipstick? No good? Let's pick no good, no kids the emoji no hard eye, then no heart. But okay, I wrote, Here's what I wrote. I wrote, fun picks, no hard did the I did the hands up the hands up emoji? No comment. No, I'm trying to listen. First, of all, I'm a dad of three girls, you know. And more importantly, I don't want to say the wrong thing,

like hey look hot, do that either? Okay, tell me what it was and say Ali Ali, nice speech. It looks like fun, I said, fun. Pick Why is that the same thing? What about? Not about a purple heart or a blue heart or the beating heart? Those are no good? No beating heart, please, No nothing seeks red. You can get away with a green heart. You can get away with a purple heart, really, but no red heart, no good and no fruits are red heart is going

to make people think you're in love with that? Well, Daniel Manaro's in love with you because she put a red heart. Of course he is ms ms Meg marsh three hearts, no winky, no winky smile, and no tongue out some girl named Hannah gold undiscord duh. One heart. Okay, all those all those girls, all those bitches are in love with me. Ah wait a minute, wait a minute. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna out him. But what a listener. I think he's a listener. He's a male

listener too. Hearts to fire emojis, Oh oh huh, All right, all right, and don't forget at the Brooklyn boys on social media alley from all these times, it's scary. As soon as he saw the picture that was uncalled for, I gotta godat Ali's great. He really is, She's a good She hung up. I love I love the attention. That was great. Uh yeah, she's listening to the commercials. H wow. Uh so we have our answer on that then, then I think we we danced around that topic. Well

we did, we did. I think we I think we were both sort of right. But she definitely called you out on it. She saw you like the picture. See. Ali studies social media, so she knows who sees well, but I don't. And again and again. I My final word on this is, alright, I'm not looking at co workers in any other way, No, of course not. But all right, I just but I'm gonna be I'm gonna be more careful next time about what I like and what I know. I knew, I knew people were paying

close attention. Alright. Alright, um, have you about about an update on my Dohenies pool shock story? Did I tell you I called for a refund? Uh? No you did not? Okay, So just a recap in case this is your first episode. Dohenies is a online pool supply chemicals pool supply company that I've been buying from for many years. And they lied to me and told me that they had pool shock, which is the stuff that keeps you pool clear, kills your algae, among other things. Eggs of it one pound

bags in stock on the fourth of July. That was a lie. I ordered it and then they told me it was backgoorded. That was in backgoorded, in backorder. You'll have it on Tuesday. Sorry, we don't know what it's coming in. So I called back. I don't know. Sometime after last week's episode and I called and I and the woman says, uh, denis Denis. Oh my god, she said, tony is. So I said, I want to get a refund. I said, and so let me ask you a question. It's spelled d o h e n y apostrophe s right.

I thought it was pronounced dohenies. Forgive me if I've been saying it wrong. But you're calling it dehoni is And she said, oh, sorry, I'm new here. Oh my god. You filled out the job application, you had an interview, you had to have gone over the correct pronunciation of the place. How do you before were they to you in from the phone? Look if you accidentally looked at it on on paper and and said dohenes? I get it. I get it. It looks because it's spelled h e

n dohenys right. I know it's dohenis because I've called nim gondin's. You know they say it. But how do you get dohoni is? That was it? Dohoni is? So here's the duck d d o got turned into duck h o h e n got turned into hone? And why apostrophe s got turned into ea? Dohony is? I said, I I think it's I don't want to get you in trouble. I think it's Dohini's just oh thanks, She's only my first week. Honey, it's gonna be your last week. I'm sorry I called you honey. I meant honey's honey,

it's your last week. I thought it was bad when I was at Barnes and Noble and the kids said, Barnes and Nobles will be closing in. You work there, You work there? What are you adding an S for? When I worked at Chuck E Cheese oh, I know where you're gonna go with this one. God, chuck cheeses. Well it is chucky cheeses. Well, chucky cheese. That we just leave it singular? Well, no, no, it's it used to be Chucky cheese. Is Pizza Palace, Pizza Time Theater.

Right then it became chucky cheese. I think they dropped the aposteps. But you know that's the fancy script e which looks like a backwards three. Yeah. I knew people in my in Brooklyn and in Jersey who called it chuck and cheese, Chuck and cheese, right, they thought it was an amper. Say, that's what you used to do back in the kitchen when the boss wasn't around, right, So yeah, but I should have I should have talked about Dehney is in grammar police. I wanted to hope

its own thing. Um, I have a couple of Scamboni's that I wanted to get off my chest, and I had some audio. Uh, let's do the audio. We'll skip the email. We just don't have a whole lot of time. How many clip for me? Okay, can you tell me where Kate McKinnon works what she does for a living based on this clip. No, no, based on what she does, I know that she works on Saturday Night Live, right, okay. And by the way, this commercial said the same thing. Okay,

and she does movies. And you and I have talked about this about radio DJs who read the script that was written by the card dealership. Can you listen to this commercial and you tell me where Kate McKinnon works. Play a whole thing. The first network, and now we want to be the first to give everyone. We want

to be the first Horizon. I cannot believe when I saw that Brodie, I cannot believe that her agent or she or someone didn't flag that and be like, no, I'm not filming this fucking commercial because I don't work for Horizon, you assholes. It's it's sounds stupid, it sounds like someone it's a radio script that they handed they handed her West the guy was supposed to go, we want to be the first. Because she doesn't say Hi, I'm Kate McKinnon, She just reads play the clip and

listen to how many times she claims to work for Verizon. Alright, Verizon launched the first five G network, and now we want to be the first time everyone the joy of five G by giving every customer a new five G phone on us old customers, new customers, families, business in laws, law firm, every customer new five gphones when you trade in your old ones, and if you're not a customer, will help cover the three She's been with us since

four Now upgrade your phone, upgrade your network four. Four times she says we aus us we she's unless she's actually getting a premium to use those those words, those pronouns that pronoun we yes, us we for for the following reason, because she wants to show solidarity, like she she's she joined, She's not with a T and T. I'm a Verizon person. It's us, it's we. So maybe they liked for the commercial, but it doesn't make you

a Verizon employee. At first glance, I thought someone handed her a piece of a copy that some radio announcer was supposed to say some some generic voice. But you know, if we could break down the fourth wall here, I don't know if we've really ever gone into it. But when when we get when we do commercials for the radio, sometimes it's written like that, like and and I, we always stop and say, no, I'm not gonna talk in first person, like I am working at Dohens Dohenis. We

hear at Dohenis. I always changed it to they they they got your back, We got we hear at you know whatever card dealership. We don't say that, we say that we change. We actually have physically changed it. Right. We don't say because we don't do a commercial. We don't say, hey, we had slice want to give you whatever? Right we we say it slice one day because we were different people. Right now we're giving you five dollars off because we work that out. But right, technically, technically

they're giving it all. We say that we don't work there, you know where we work, so we ad varized so that To see that on a national TV campaign by a very popular actress is I'm like, did somebody miss something here? Maybe they gave her ten bucks extra. She didn't realize it. I think they paid her extra. Right, she had to have vocalized that, raised her hand and hi, um, why am I reading it this way? Right? Like Samuel Jackson doesn't say, oh, we hear at Capital one want

to know what's in your pocket wallet? You know? They doesn't say that. He says Capital one, right, Capital one we alright, and now I have one more. This is the Delta Airlines clip. Okay, now you gotta say it's nitpicky, but you've got two choices. And I don't know they went they What they did was they combined two phrases. And every time I hear it, I go, that's not the bad part. So play the clip uh up until the you know you can play the cup to the word virus. When you think of an airline, do you

think of the big things? And for the last year we've all been dealing with the biggest thing. We had a virus. We can't even see. Okay, a virus. We can't even see people. People called it, uh, the enemy we couldn't see, or they call it a virus? What a virus? Can you see? Uh? What exactly? It's not it? This is awful, awful word. It's like it's the virus you can't even see. Is the fact that it's invisible the problem? Or is it the fact that it's deadly?

Like isn't that the problem? That it's killing people things? And for the last year we've all been dealing with the biggest thing. We had a virus we can't even see that's not the list. It's like, we can't even see me, Like, oh, if you see you see that, you know it all. It also infers that if you could see the virus that it wouldn't be as deadly, right right, And you know what the ironic part is, it's Delta Airlines and it's the Delta, it's the Delta variant.

I just don't like who's writing the copy, Like that's that's not the bad part. The bad part isn't that? Like when when? When? When? When people used to say last year in news conferences, it's the invisible enemy, right, I get that right, because it's like how do you fight something you can't see? But like it's a virus, we can't even see it, right, Like, no, it's the fact it's a virus. Other other viruses we can't see. We can't say it's coming down the street here it

comes that you don't see other viruses. You know. You know what I hate about that COVID You can't see it. That's the real problem. Forget about the masks and the locked hounds, and you know, it's the fact it's invisible. You can't even see it. That Yeah, that that that just pissed me. I'm glad you caught it right. I

kept the airlines. They're major, like their major company. Once again, two commercials here back to back that they spent hundreds of thousands of dollars million millions on these campaigns and they couldn't they couldn't get it right now. I wanted I wanted Kate McKinney to show up at the end of we not only can't we see the virus here at Delta, but you know we uh we take extra care and flying you like, like, havever be part of that company too? Yeah, we ad Verizon. It's so awful.

It's like she's speaking commercial before she was famous. She's we we I got some scam bonies, oh ship, Yeah, yeah, we know, we know we're about to find out. So I've listed a couple of things on craig List, and I keep getting an email or emails from different names, but they all basically said the same thing. This one is from Richard Simmons. Really, I'm assuming it's not the workout guy. It doesn't matter what, No, it doesn't matter what I listed. Here's what they are. I just want

to pick it up. Does it work perfectly? By the way it was a piece of furniture. I just want to pick it up. Does it work perfectly? I never check cl meaning Craigslist mail. I never check cl mail. My mail address is blah blah blah at look obvious scam seventy gmail dot com. So, first of all, the fact he's calling it his mail address, you're you're that's a bad that's a bad scam, bony right there. But I just want to pick it up. How do people fall for this? How do people fall like, Oh, I'm

selling a washing machine. The guy just want to pick it up, to pick it up, but don't, but don't reply to us. The whole point of Craig's eat Craigslist email is that when you reply, it just shows a number as your email address, right, Like this email address, the email from Craigslist is like E seven zero six three a blah blah blah blah, a bunch of letters and numbers. Right, I don't actually see the email of

the address of the person sending it. So this person wants me to disregard the safety measures of Craigslist that they put in place to protect you from assholes like that, right, And he doesn't check his cl mail. But here's the thing. Your cl mail goes to your mailbox. It's not a special mailbox. This came to my email address. So everything is wrong with this theist email okay, right right. Craigslist email goes to your inbox of whatever email address you

tell it. It doesn't go to your EMIL to open the app to read the email. So not only but here's the thing. This must be working on somebody because they're sending it out. Who are these people who full of this and go I should probably click this link? Uh yeah, probably my mom, uncle Johnny from The Big Show? Oh my god. Yeah, Unfortunately it's getting your mom. I think I told this story on the fifty minute Morning Show. But I met a woman, uh, Daniel, don't want to.

I met a woman who knows uh Sheldon Danielle Minaro from our Big The Big Show's husband. And so I was talking to her about knowing Sheldon, right you are you know? How? How I why? I was talking? Are h and I? And so? Uh? I said, Oh? She said, yeah, I know Sheldon's wife. She's on the radio Danielle Minnaro. I said, oh really, So I said, and I know she knows and she knows you work at the radio station. No,

she doesn't. She does not. So then she says, yeah, she's she's famous, but she's nice and I know a bunch of people who work at the radio station. She I said. I said, oh, that's cool. Just do you know I know Scary Jones? Do you know him? And I said, you know Scary Jones. Wow, she's yeah. I'm friends with people and they're friends with scaries parents, Tony and Row. She says, I know Scaries god mother or father or one of them. And I said, oh, really,

you know, Wow, that's cool. She's just you've heard of him. So I took out my phone I showed the logo of our podcast. I do a podcast with him. Oh my god, that's hilarious. It was so fun. It's like, I know Danielle as Scary Jones. By the way, I a woman from Staten Island. Oh. I fell in love her immediately. Oh so fun, so nice, and she knows your parents. So that I will say this though, on that topic, when people you know you meet him. I was at a movie screening recently and it reminded me

of this, and it happens a lot. It's happened a lot over my career. Whenever they find out, oh you work at ZE one hundred, oh you work you work at Elvis Durant show. Oh you yeah, they always say, do you know Elvis duran Right? I like to get do you know the funk? Am I here for twenty six years at during station and I don't know my own coworker? Right, I've had that. They go, do you know Great Tate? Do you know Scary? Do you know all of them? I go, I tell you I'm on

the show, right, how do I not know them? Yeah? I work on the Olvistraight Morning show. Do you know yes, yes, twenty three years. I know them all. I love when they go, oh my god, I love them. I go, you know what, I'm part of the show them. I love you guys. Look admittedly I love them. I hate you Brodie, You're slices listening to this podcast. I love you guys, and you you listen to this And I'm obviously a co host of this show, this podcast, But I'm not on the air as much on the big show.

So I get where some people might not know me on the show as much or know me at But the fact that you hold them from tot them. I work on the show. They are all I love them. Oh well, I'll tell them if I see them. No, I'm not telling yet. You're not done. I got him one more this, one more, Scamboni. I'll let you go. One more me. I just you know we're at it. One more Scamboni because I hit the Yeah Samon, all right,

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about ten years ago. I got a letter that I oh, I was owed a hundred dollars from HP from a rebate I never got and I, in fact, but that government websites not from nine two n LX three Google, like wherever state you live, Oklahoma, on claimed funds, you'll get a government state website, government website to research the and putting your information your previous addresses, whatever of it right, But don't click a link in an email address. My god,

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