#182: Brody Is A Debbie Downy

He is. And right now, when you order through Slice, use code Brooklyn and get five dollars off your first order. And a little bit later, we're gonna tell you how to get a free pizza, a whole pizza for free. Starf dot up, start up, Brooklyn Boy, start Up, Brooklyn Buys, start dat up. They're making noise Data dot up. Episode one eight two. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast Blinky two or just Brooklyn Boys blink. And you might miss this podcast from two. Oh you you can't blink. This is

gonna be like an hour long. And I'm very excited about this one. You know why, because I got a lot of stuff from last week. I was like, oh my god, I'm I got done enough time, and I was like, I gotta play you another terrible DJ. We got any Babs update? Hold on, you're talking about Katie Babs, Cady Babs another another clip from her my mouth dropped. I backed up the radio and like, I gotta play this for this episode Blink two. We're calling this one

of my favorite Well turn what's My age again? And and all the small things again? Insert joke here? You know what you know? Actually my favorite album name of all time comes from They had an album called take Off Your Pants and Jackets Jacket, but it's actually about pants and a jacket on the cover, and it's all take off your pants and jacket allegedly. You know by the way you were saying, blink. You can blink, but can you wink? Yeah? I can wink. You can wink yep, sure,

because not everybody could wink. Can you wink? Left eye? Left eye? Wink? Right eye? Wink? Can you do him both? Yes? I can do both. Yes. I What I can't do is make my eyebrows go up and down. You can't make the rock show, damn it, first date, so many good songs. You can't make your hold on a second, you can't make your eye Wait, I can't do one eyebrow at a time, can you? That's like my cousin can My cousin Diane can go up and down with her eyebrows. I cannot do that. Oh, somebody does. Can

you wiggle your ears? No? I can't. She can do all of that. I can't wiggle my ears. I can't do that. I can't make it happen. I don't know why, why jointed? I don't think it's a double jo. It's just some people have Here's what I don't understand what went wrong? Genetically? That my first cause and can do it, but I can't. So, in other words, were hard grandparents gifted like the grandparents on her mother's side gifted with

that ability. But the grandparents we share warrant or did like my because my mother and her brother were brother and sister. So did my father's genetic screw up my inability to raise my eyebrows? I don't know. We used to have tails like humans used to have tails. So some people like there's a picture of Michael Phelps that was on Twitter yesterday where he puts his arms behind his head when he swims like he can when he stretches,

his arms go like ridiculously. He's double jointed in his shoulders, which obviously helps him swim because he's a freak of nature, how talented. Not because he doesn't train, of course he trains, but his entire body is perfect for swimming. He's got a huge, long arms, a long body, big feet, like he's genetically perfect for swimming. But why don't my shoulders go like that? Why don't my arms go like that?

Like somehow we mutated? Now here's the question was is is double jointed like a freak thing that happened that's not supposed to happen, or is it supposed to everybody? And we just didn't get that, Like which is the which is the offshoot? Like Adam and Eve? Were they double jointed? Could Adam make his eyebrows go up and down? Did Eve? Was Eve attracted to him because his eyebrows go up and down? Because he was the only man on the planet. Because he was the only man on

the planet. I'm sure right you imagine being Adam, Like your penis size was huge because it was the only one relatives like, well, but there were no relatives. That's the thing. There were no relatives. But you know what I'm saying, it's all I mean. If you're the only person you got know. But Adam, Adam had the biggest dick on the planet, and he just got to have sex with the biggest penis on the planet. Imagine that the world penis all of the biggest penis on the planets,

a world of pure imagination. Yes, although he didn't have a belly button. There's an old riddle that UH archaeologists uncovered two bodies and immediately looking at them new, I guess they were like, um embombed you like there were He's like I knew, he knew they were Adam and Eve. Why the riddle is because they're the only two people that weren't born with belly buttons if the story were true, because there's no Adam and Eve with belly buttons. Accidentally, No,

but if you do, you shouldn't. We shouldn't put belly buttons on them. If you see any drawings of Adam and Eve like two naked people with fig leaves, if they have belly buttons, I don't think God thought ahead Again, if the story is true, to create hard from his rib create him from his image or whatever and give them belly buttons that weren't necessary. They're only there because you're attached to you mothers in biblical cord. But they wouldn't have had those. Huh, how about that? Or something

from about that star. It's similar to the riddle about the man who claimed he found a gold coin dated seventy b C. And nobody believed them. Nobody believe Why not because you didn't know it was before Christ? You know, Christ was going to even be a thing, right, he couldn't possibly have a coin that knew in advance. Right now, before we go any further, I have to clear this up before more people start giving me the right answers of that contest that I put out there for five weeks.

And you should have given a deadline. You gotta give it. Didn't give a deadline. I gave you my listening to our podcast like three months later going it's yeah. So so here's what here's what happened. First of all, if if you listen to what do you know? Yes, if you welcome to the Brooklyn Boys podcast, Yes, and I did it? You know what? I did it the first podcast and then the next podcast and the next pot I mentioned on three in a row there was a cartoon.

There was a cartoon in the nineties. Well, I mentioned it because no, I couldn't believe nobody can get it, so screaming the answer it was a nineties cartoon. And then the character said it just like this. I don't care, And I said, I said, who did it? You know what? Nobody knows what that is. You know, Let's make it a contest. You win a free Brooklyn Boys shirt. How about that? And nobody nobody wrote me anything except that

for some wrong answers. And then one day they must have aired it on one of these cartoon networks or something, because seventeen people all gave me the answer within like three days. So I feel like I got to give a whole bunch of shirts out. So congratulations Harry moment. Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Yeah, this is your contest, right you were supposed to figure out by the way, everyone was supposed to email you. Yes, people didn't listen. They DM DM me, they put me

and they they came up in the Facebook. They flew a plane over the Jersey Show with a banner that had the answer. They tweeted at me. I said, email me at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Let's put it this way. I feel like you should disqualify those who don't listen to anyone because there's always someone that goes well, you know, I don't have emails, so I tweeted you it's to lay on Instagram. So I I you know these are the winning my spaced

you if you're okay, congratulation problem. Well, here's the problem. When you and I go half on these shirts, we pay for them, all right, Well, then you're contest. I'll help pay half for the one Bertie you are you got? You're such a tight ass when it comes to this stuff. Man, is how many winners are put up your amus? Come on, let's give some shirt money up there? What's the point. How many shirts are we talking? Really? Are? I think about five or six? I gotta be honest with five

or six shirts. Look, I love the slices, but you're spending my money. Let's go go ahead, all right, So Harry Lopez give the answer? Not yet, Harry Lopez more manly that's Stephen On on Instagram. Also it was his real name, Like what also Kirsten Katie and uh, there was one other person here. Her name was christ Kristin, Kristin Marie, Kristen and Kristin right, Kristin Marie from Athens, Alabama all got the answer, Hey, scary, this is from

Kristin Marie. I'm going crazy over here, I got they were the first ones, by the way, these are these are the originals. Oh and shady jew Mobster is gonna say he was one of the first. Yes, he was one of the first as well. Uh is indeed Stimpy from Wren and Stimpy who said deep stempe idiot ton occur. Scary, My man, You're freaking amazing, but it's Stimpy. Thank you for reading my email. I'm a dog groomer and almost cut a dog's tail off at work when I heard

you reading my last email. I love Brody too. I'm the queen of dessert, free dessert down here and in the South anyway, give a girl a break, Scary, need me some of that merch in my life? All right? In my slice for motherfucking life, Kristy Murray, please email me your full information at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com and your shirt size. I will hook

you up. Also another email on that note is Katie, who said, right at the beginning of y'all's vacation, I sent this to Scary Hello, I don't care comes from that cartoon. Now, I know this has to be right, because when Stimpy lost his fart, this is a cartoon. This is a plot of the cartoon. He lost his fart, his fart, his son was his fart. His fart was his son. And Wren tried to cheer him up with his favorite TV shows and trying to give Stimpy catnip.

Please tell me you remember this. I know I'm right. So every time stimp Wren would tell Stimpy here, you know, stop cheer up. Here's here's your favorite catnip, Stimpy would reply to old cure because his fart got away. All right, Well, but if you remember that show in general, I mean, of course, of course it was warped. It was one of the most warped cartoons on TV. Yeah. I wasn't into it, you know what, And I really don't do the only think I think I watched one episode, which

was the Yacht Shaving. Yeah, you remember the Rotten Teeth episode when when you want to you want to name old ninety seven whatever it is, episode say Shaving. I think it was the one episode I watched right now. I did get a wrong answer. Somebody said, I'm sorry, I love you, drew a Caro, but um, I hope I got this right. It's stand Marsh from South Park, and I don't know. I know it was wrong. Sorry

about that, but anyway, so congratulations to all of you. Now, if if you feel like you emailed me or said the answer or or whatever it was, d M to me, Um, you send me that another d M again and I'm gonna go back and check to see when that actually came in. Okay, if we have to d M you to double check their day You're given away more shirts again. I got five winners, I got two. When you're gonna get thirty, you're gonna break down and start throwing T

shirts out of the off the stage like you always do. Listen, you know me, man, I never met a T shirt I didn't throw. I love, I don't care, that's right. I love you know. If and if you don't understand what I'm saying, it's because when we do appearances and gigs, I love getting on stage and I don't use a T T shirt, cannon, left arm he's got, I rolled them up into a knot. I take the two arms, I make a nod out of it, twist to take it,

look like a dough ball, and had like a garlic knot. Right, and I make everybody like raise it raised the room. He throws it as far back as you can, and if you're like seventh throw, you'll definitely get it. Yeah, you're a dick. They don't fly very far. But I love this. Nothing I love more than giving away free T shirts. I love it. And people don't crazy yours. You didn't pay for them. People go crazy for your station shirts. It's great. You open up the box, you

throw shirts. They'll be like yeah, and they jump on each other and they pummel each other. There's always one dude who's so muscular the shirts never gonna fit him. But he's got to bang into people to get that shirt. And he's got that shirt. And I always said, you know what, give it, give it to a girl, Give it to a woman. If you get it, guys, it's I'm throwing outside, small fucking shirts out into the crowd, right, But he wants to give it to his girl. That's

the thing, even if it doesn't have one yet. But something I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna beat a girl over the head. I'm gonna give it a shirt. I forgot where I was. I was at a club with a very low ceiling once and I fucking hit the chandelier and and I thought the chandelier was with with the pieces of the chandelier, we're gonna come coming down, raining down the crowd. But you're not that tall. What was the on stage? It was It was a low it was a low room to low. The room was

a regular sized room. The ceilings were right. It was like probably illegally built stage in a club. And um, and I'm starting about the name of that club. And the T shirt instead just got stuck in the chandelier, so oh, nice soure. Then the big dudes pulled down the chandelier to get that shirt. Well, anyway, I used to love. We haven't done that in a while. We haven't done live events. I gotta get you gotta get

back to this, well, we gotta. We may have one at the end of the summer for the morning show. We'll say they're working on it. Yeah, I know you're excited about it. You want to throw T shirts. I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna throw T shirts. Yeah, if it happens, we'll see if it happens, it'll be towards the end of the summer. Uh. All right, So we got all that out of the way. Um, we have so much to cover. And you know, I know you you were wanted to um talk. I'll have a

lot to talk about. Let me let me throw it at you because because this was weird. So I'm in a Dodge Charger Facebook group because I have Dodge Charger and sometimes I like to ask questions or people put up pictures at what they like the cool things they do to their car, you know, the wheels they put on, the spoilers. So I'm in there's like a hundred groups, but I'm in one of them. Okay, I hate that.

By the way, Dodge Charger groups know that people take basic cars and then they put the hoopdion, they put all the you know, aftermarket stuff. I'm not a fan looking I don't want to insult anybody. I'm just telling you it's not my style. When you have people call them rice rockets, it's when you take a small input car, you know, like a little Honda Civic or Um or an Accord, and you put a spoiler on that's that's as big as the car. Right, it doesn't look as

good as you think it does. It doesn't. Sometimes the spoiler is too big. But yeah, but you know, but what is it? What is it a accomplish anyway? I I never well because so I spoke to someone who worked in an electronics store and he was admiring my car, and he said, oh uh, I always wanted one of those, but look I would I decided to spend less on a car and fix it up gradually. So he showed me his car and it was like that it was. It was a small car. It may have been a Kia, right.

And then what he did was he instead of buying an expensive not my car is on expensive, but instead of buying like a decent priced car, he bought a less expensive car. And then as he has money, he puts stuff on it to make it cooler. Right. But I think it's one of those where like you keep adding onto your house to the point where it's too big for the show. Yeah, and and but nothing nothing matches, because nothing matches perfectly. So this is something odd about

a Frankenstein looking car. Right, he should google Winchester House in California. Not only that, you at the Winchester House. Uh so Uh, this woman and her husband lived in this house. I think it's in St. Louis Obispo or San Louis Obispo if you say as an American anyway, Sant Luis Obispo. I think that's where it is in north central California. And it's it's a museum now like you go on a tour, you pay to go in the house. The husband died. They had a lot of money, right,

and so she kept spending money on the house. So the house they would she put like a very expensive stained glass window where the sun would come in and light up the floor. But then she built a room a wing of the house across from that. So now the windows blocked. There are staircases going nowhere. Right, there are closets that open into brick walls. It's it's it's

it's weird and it's cool. But they have to realize this woman had nothing to do with her life, but add onto the house and now it's just it's mayhem it's the Winchester House, the Winchester House. And but you know, but continuing on with with this, with the hoopie and the spoiler, but also if you add up the cost of all the ship that you've added you put on your car, it's probably caused costs more to do all that then it would have to got a brand new

fucking car that looked at thousand times better. I mean, here's so you start. You start with a dollar based model of something. But if it works for you, it works because right and now you've got a car that you could have taken that sixty dollars and brought something better. Hold on on the flip side, though, if it's exactly the way you like it, then that's fine, be happy, that's fine. The point is the Dodge charger is sort of built the way it's designed to add onto it.

It's it's they make after market stuff designed to make the wheels look cooler, the rims wider, the spoiler bigger. Anyway, it doesn't matter. So a guy, sometimes you ask questions like, hey, should I buy the six point for leader engine instead of the five point seven? You know that people ask mine a new call, what do you think, take a look at my car? Where should I put on the back. So this guy asked this question. I've never heard anyone ask in referring to the price of gas where you

live this way. It's scary if you wanted to know, Like if I lived in Texas and you wanted to compare gas prices, how would you ask me about my gas prices? What are they like? What are they what's the gas like in your area? How much? How much? Whatever? This guy? This guy wrote, how much does it cost you to fill up the tank of your car where you live? Okay? Well, who speaks like that? You don't say, hey, how much do you pay to fill up your car? You just ask how much the gases? No, No, some

people talk like that too. Not every game, not every tanks the same size, even Dodge charges, They're just slightly different by year to year and model to model. You don't ask how much does it cost to fill up your car? Besides you know, yes you do, yes, you do know. The only way you know how much it costs to fill up your car is if it was bone dry empty. If there's if there's six ounds is a gas in your car, then when you fill it up.

You don't have an accurate price. The only way to ask me how much the gas is where I live is to ask me how much is the gas where you live. He didn't want to know that. He wanted to know how much, of course to fill up the car. There's no way to answer that his car. There's no way to answer unless your engine is empty, unless the tank is empty. I mean, because how do you know how much of course to fill up your car? If you're almost empty, you might have a half a gallon.

If you're almost empty, you might have eleven ounces. This it's just a stupid question anyway. My point is, did you know, scary you, maybe twoday years old, when you when you go into a gas station, right and you see three oh nine, how much is it for a gallon of gas? Video nine and nine tenths of of of a cent? Well, is it three o nine? It's

three o nine? It's three or nine. It's nine three or nine in the fraction nine over ten, so nine tenths, So meaning like it's three oh nine, three point oh nine nine mm hm, because there's another another another nine, So it's it's actually three ten, right, it's nine, it's nine tenths correct, yes, and because it was from an old gas tax rule. But but it's it's it's a way they get you another penny. Of course almost's an

almost penny. Well, it's if you round to the nearest penny and it's yeah, right, so right, so anyway, I just they always like said three nine and three and nine a gallon. Nope, it's it's technically throw nine in nine tenths. Right, Yeah, that's very true. And over the course of it, by the way you get you do you let that get in the way of your happy little day there, David Brody, No, I just was I wonder if people notice that. I don't think they do.

Know everyone, Well, if you haven't noticed it, take no next time you're at the pomp, take a look, and there's always a nine ten nine tenths that's after the number the numbers big three point nine, and then you'll see right next to it nine and nine tenths, which makes it three ten a gallon, which I don't have a problem with because even if I have a twenty gallon tank, I'm paying twenty cents extra and I'm not

going to allow that to really funk up my day. Okay, okay, I'm good with it, all right, all right, I just want to let you know some people don't notice that. That's all. It's all right, right, yeah yeah, yeah, um.

Something that talked about on the Big Show. And I don't really really want people, well, I wanted your opinion specifically, Brodie, and because I got shot down on the air, I mean Elvis, and Elvis shot me down, and about seven listeners texted in and I'm like, you know, what off when when you go water a bacon, egg and cheese from the from the wherever you're going for breakfast, right the egg for some reason, or a sausage and cheese.

In my mind, when I think eggs and cheese and bacon, I think I picture the eggs to be scrambled like yellow, like just all one color. Unless you get this circular disc from McDonald's that fits on the Mcmuffinly it's still scrambled. I know. That's not it is not that that is just a I don't know. I think it's like microwave or some ship. I don't know. I think it's scrambled and then put into a mold. What no, it no, it's it's the white is white and the yolk is yolk.

It's it's all, it's all there. The whitest stays white and the yellow. Yeah, and in the nick Muffin situation, yes, I catch up on that, so I don't even look. But but I just find. You know, people fry the eggs, you know when they when they do that to you, you know, when you order it, it's fried. It's like fried on the grill. It's but that's but the default way right now is to literally just crack the yolk on the grill and just flip it over and the

whole fucking thing is brown. And I'm not a fan of that hat lazy chef, but that's a grill cook who just cracked the egg open on the radio. And I said, why can't that the fault be scrambled. It has a much better taste to it when it's all blended. You have a much in my opinion. But and was like, nascary, it's always the fried fried is the way to get fried, should be the default the way it is. I and

I call it laziness. I'm I'm saying that tastes disgusting because usually it just tastes like it's not even you know, it's it's just like brown all over because it's like from the grill, from like flipping it over. They don't take it off quick enough. I don't know. I just had an issue with it, and and and for some reason, I got everybody else like came at me like I was the one with three heads, like, no, if you

wanted to scrambled, you gotta say scrambled. This is this is a much better reason to get upset than me talking about nine tenths of a said, you've really set the bar high. Now I understand what's really important to be upset about. We're talking about if you want to talk about funny ship I got. I got a practical joke to everybody. You know, you gotta whip out the funny now. I thought that was the prepose of his podcast sometimes of your food for thought all the time.

I can give you food for thought. I can I give you a couple of Can you tell me what this means? All right? So Brandon Gandhi on our on the Big Show. Gandhi, by the way, that's g A N d H. It's not gh It's not g O N d I. It's Gandhi. The text messages nobody can spell gandhi, so anyway, Gandhi. Her boyfriend's name is Brandon. Brandon listens to the podcast. He's now he's now in on on sending me stuff for the podcast. So shout

out Brandon. Welcome aboard, Brandon, thank you so much. He sent me this, he said, here's another one for you. It's an ad from Speedway Stores, which is Speedway is a gas company. It's a gas station. They have like quick marks, we can go get food whatever in case there's not a Speedway near you. And the sign says this was on their Instagram post. You could find it at at Speedway Stores. Cents any size speedy Freeze or fountain drink and in small letters excludes maximums excludes maximum.

Back with you, Mike when you're screaming, I'm just very upset. I'm very upset. Well overmodulated, all right, am I better now? Well a little bit post malone, Okay, thank you. Um. That reminded me of a parking sign. Scary to have it. I texted you to the parking Okay. This is a sign in front of an Indian restaurant not far from where I live. I had to go pick up Indian food, and yes, I got chicken ticua massala because that's what I eat, okay. And so the sign in front is

like said, So there's two signs. There's a I'm gonna post this on my Instagram. There's a large rectangular sign and then a smaller rectangular sign under it. The big sign says no standing any time. That's pretty clear, right, no standing any time. And on the same pole it says thirty minute limit. Does that mean I'll tell you what that means? No, no, let me let me ask

you well before you tell me. Does it mean that for thirty minutes I can't stand, but after thirty minutes I can, because that's what it sounds like to me. No standing thirty minute limit, then you can stand all you want. You're getting things confused. Um, you don't know. No, no, no, you don't you don't know what what the what the traffic law or the traffic instruction. No standing any time means, See, you're getting it confused with no time no no, no, Brodie,

you're confused with no stopping any time. So so no stopping any time, and then thirty minute limit would be like like kind of you know a weird thing, like a paradox, right, because you're not allowed to stop there. But no standing doesn't mean that you see. No standing means that you can pull up. You could, you could sit in your car with your engine, with your engine on. Hold on. That's standing. So they're giving you a thirty minute limit. No, it says no standing. No, It says

no standing none. It doesn't say no stopping, no standing, you're wrong, I'm gonna I'm gonna, too bad. I don't have the brody pretty is wrong jingle. No standing any time is a legal no standing any time? I mean that means you could pull hold on. No standing means you can stop to let people out of the car or pick up some yes, yes, but no waiting for someone or loading or wait yes no no waiting. No, but trying to tell you you can let people out

for thirty minutes. Yes, yes, that's what it means. It's trying to say you have thirty minutes to do your business and then you gotta get the funk out. It says you could stop to let people out of the car or pick someone that's already there, but no kiding. It says no waiting for someone or loading, unload, so no stop. So wait a second. Now, it's she just said it. Your computer just told you. Yes, yes, okay, So who's to say how long it's gonna take me to let people in or out of my car, or

offload something or load something into my car. It doesn't tell you that there is. That's open ended. It's but no way. It says no waiting for someone or loading or no you can't, no loading, repeat it, repeat it. No standing. Standing means you can stop to let people out of the car or pick someone up already there, but no waiting for someone or loading or unloading property. No standing. No standing means you can't park your fucking car and walk away. That means you can't stand. There's

no standing. You can't even stand. You know you could stand for thirty You could stand, and they're telling you a thirty minute limit to stand. You can't stand in your car. If I get out of my car, that I'm standing. If I'm in the car, I'm sitting. It doesn't make any sense. It should say no sitting. No, you're wrong, it's bullshit. I just told you. It says I can't. It says you can have someone out of

the car. I could kick you out of my car as I'm rolling slowly got out of the car, or someone coming on the sidewalk getting the car jump through the window. That's it. That's what my option is. But apparently I've got a thirty minute limit on shoving people out of my car. If it says they can drop off passengers at this sign, tas enough of thirty minutes. Well that's why they're signing the sign. Is the sign below it is telling you that you have thirty minutes

to do what you gotta do. So what if the person is really slow? Let me ask you this, what are the businesses that are directly in front of the sign that someone who is one of the businesses that are directly in front of that sign? Is it a hospital store? And the head shop? What a head shop? And they sell bonds? And that says it right there are these people are like coming anybody stone sign this stone right, So it takes that thirty minutes to the

while to get in and out. So it's like you have up to thirty minutes to like figure out your ship. Hey pot head, you have thirty minutes to hurry up? You know what that's for? The for the for the high to wear off. I'm telling you, I think in this case, the sign actually underneath is telling you, yeah, because you can delly dally a little bit. Standing. See when you said the no standing sign is is kind of it's a gray it's a gray area. It's a

great area. It's not a great it's not actually no, it's it's you don't know the people that worked and live there. But the no standing sign does not tell you. It does not give you a time limit on the no standing sign. So they're telling that second sign gives you the time limit. But thirty minutes parking, that's parking. If I sit in the car, it's parking. No parking is when you leave the car, right, But I could park there for a half hour if I don't get

out of the car. What's the difference. The car is still sitting there. You could leave the car. You cannot leave the car. That's parking. So if you're in your car with the engine on, and let's say and say you you have your blinkers on, like you know your hazards right, hazards right, and like all right, you're waiting you know some you let somebody off, or you you're trying to put groceries in whatever, you can hang down loading it says no loading, you're unloading. You can hang.

You can hang like the movie Airplane the red zone. Is what I'm saying is you have thirty minutes to do your business before you have to leave. So I can drop off a friend to go have Indian dinner by themselves while I sit in the cough for thirty minutes. Yes, and then that person dinner and buy a bong and I can sit there, but I can't go in for dinner. Yes, That's why I don't have a problem with the sign.

What if What if my friend goes in and buys a bong and get some tika massala and for fifteen minutes, didn't you have you ever gone? Have you ever gone to somewhere with your wife? And then she says, I'll be right back whatever, And then you're sitting in the car like do dude, sebash your Menescalco our favorite comedian. He does. He actually has a whole series on Instagram. Hold on a whole series on Instagram of him like sitting there in the car waiting for his wife to

get back. So, so what I'm trying to tell you is that is if the sign says now parking, that's legal. It's legal for him to sit there in a no standing zone. It's legal for him to sit there. If you are if you are a traffic police officer or a police officer, you know, a dot Department of Transportation. I need you to email us or tweet us whatever and tell us what the deal is, because that's Google says, no standing. Get out of the car, get in the car.

I'm done. That's it. Well, you have thirty thirty minutes, thirty minutes to get the health to get get on your only if your stoned. I find nothing wrong with that sign you're trying to call. You're trying to say the sign was put up and and it made no sense. But the sign makes you say no parking thirty minutes standing is allowed. I understand that, But no standing. But you can stand for a half hour? Is it? Is it? It's a contradiction, no tradiction. But but that's not the

definition of standing. It's no stopping. You think they're stopping. Yes, okay, Google, okay, now ask your your device. No stopping. What is no stopping me? I know what? No stopping means tell you ask your device, my device, okay, parking sign. What does no stopping mean? According to New York Safety Council, no stopping signs mean that you cannot stop for any reason, to drop off or pick up passengers, to wait for people to arrive, or to load or onload merchants, right right,

no talking versus no standing. Hold on, yeah there you hold on. No stopping. You can't stop for any reason. Okay. There's a general when you see a sign that applies everywhere on the block. Uh, it doesn't actually sell on? Did you telling you picking at a sign that is Actually it actually makes sense to me because the no standing sign gives you a little bit more leeway than you think. People mistake it all the time for what you're thinking it means. But you're confusing it with no stopping.

There's no stopping means no stop. No no, no, no no, I'm not confusing it. What I'm saying is no standing stopping. Okay, No stopping means I can stand. No stopping means I can I can't stand at all. I gotta get out of there. Usually, no stopping means you gotta get the hell out of there. Standing means you can stay like what you said, no standing. You gotta get out of there. You don't have to get in the right way, though, and they're trying to tell you you have thirty minutes

to get the hell out of there. Let's get the funk out of here. I gave you new jingles to play when we go into commercial. You didn't play him, Okay, you want to. I did a Brooklyn Boys version of put You Chucked on a cat scale. All right, you didn't play it? All right, so I'll tell you what. We'll do a rejing No, forget about that one. Well, well, well we'll go to the commercial now and we'll use the new jingle. How about that? No, we already did. We did? We did? I played it. It was a

false start. Oh so you didn't, so we never left. We never left. Let's go to commercial for real, then play the damn new jingle. Podcast give me those commercials? Yeah, yeah, right, Well we would changes, We would hope, We would hope by the way, that you do support our sponsors, the people that you're hearing in between in between us, keep us, keep us doing the podcast. Here's the here's the problem with UM sponsors, Like we don't hear the commercials right,

because we don't know what just played. Our company puts them in after the fact. So we upload the audio and we put little markers that say put the commercials here right right, and then they put them in at random. So a couple of times week like the the the was the insurance fraud. We did a whole bit about honey. No, we did a whole insurance fraud bit, and then the insurance fraud commercial played. So I'm afraid to say this, but I don't think Downey is a sponsor of our podcast.

But I gotta beef with Downey. You got beef with Downey. But I didn't tell you about the practical joke that you could play on your friends. Well, let me let me just tell you the Downy the Downey thing, and it's real quick. You can tell good go, just go. You got the floor, dude. For twenty years, scary, I've

been using Downy wrinkle release spray. You. We always joke you should use it because all your clothes you send out to be washed and they fold them so beautifully, but you don't do anything with them when you get them, and then you have the crease marks in your shirt, right, you have the fold marks. So I wrinkle spray my stuff to get the wrinkles out. It's wrinkle release, I

call wrinkle spray, but trinkle release, right. And so for like fifteen years they had white square bottles, like there was a square at the bottom and had like a goose neck, right, And about five years ago they changed it to more of like a sexy woman's figure kind of bottle. Right, I had a little more curved to it, a little little six here, right, But I really like the white bottle. So I up the white bottle in my garage, Like, remember when these look like that? I

don't know, I'm weird. I have the bottle. About a month ago, give what take? They change the label completely. It used to be a pink label and a green label. Now they're all blue and you can't tell what scent it is. So part one, I don't like the new label. But they changed the sprayer. So the sprayer has always been the same sprayer, even when it was the white bottle.

And you go and it's always like if you sound perfectly by the way, right, and you know, you know how if the pressure you know how much to spray on your shirt for twenty years. You're like like that, and it's the same. Well, they change the sprayer that has the long straw on the bottom so it goes in the bottle and and it sucks it up. Right. They changed it, and they and the little the little screw cap in the middle where you screw it down. It used to be like very thin little ridges, very

thin little ridges so you can grip it right. Well, they changed it to instead of a rounded spray nozzle, it's very square, so there's like sharp edges on the no the gun part and on the screw head that you screwed down to the bottle. It's big ridges. And it's so big riggy, that's my new term, big riggy that it cuts into your you know, when you hold it between your thumb and your first finger, that little curve right the right the gun in there right there,

it cuts into your hand. So I tweeted them and I said, oh, what's up with that? It's terrible. It cuts into your hand. So they sent me and they DMP me back and they said, we don't make the bottles. The company that makes the bottles is blah blah blah. You need to complain to them basically. So I wrote back and I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. It's your product. You're buying the bottles um. It's not the bottle company. It's not the pump maker's fault. They passed. They passed that. Yeah,

don't buy them. It's it's not their fault. They make shitty pumps. You're buying the pumps. Somebody at Downey decided we're gonna switch pumps to the ones that cut your hand. So you go, show my hand hurts, show my hands bleeding. Terrible. Okay. So I went back and forth with them. They know nothing, not a coupon, not not an apology, just I need to call. I'm not gonna call. Look even me, I'm not calling the company that makes the spray bottle pumps

and say you pump suck. It's that you agree. It's down. He's fault. It definitely is down. He's fault. So he's there in charge of the tooling, you know, which is the making of everything in the design from beginning to end, including the liquid that goes in it. Okay, So last week, so I brought them on Amazon. So they shipped to me with the with the with the right. So I went to Target, and I wanted to get the ones

I wanted, and they didn't have them. So what I remembered was I saved my pumps from the old bottles, and now when a new bottle would come in, I take the old razor sharp pump out. Pour's a lot of work, but I don't want to cut my hand open on those razor blade pumps they have. So about a week ago, I go to Target because I'm afraid. I just like you know, I'm just gonna get to buy the Target. Maybe they've got some old pumps. I don't know. I go there. They don't have the razor

blade pumps anymore. They've got a new pump. It's rounded, it's got a bigger head on it. It looks more substantial. So I buy the I buy the two bottles because that usually lasts me a month. I bring them home. Now, I told you before, when you spray them, they go straight right. This one goes. You have to grab it with two hands. The pressure is twice You need twice as much pressure too and and then nothing comes out. So if you then you squeeze it really hard and

then too much comes out, it's terrible. So I don't know what advisory board, what what test group they're testing these bottles, but down he can go funk themselves. Fuck you my god, Brodie, Please, that's that's a little aggressive, scary. It's ruined my month. Pick a pump, go back to the old. My point is slices. You know there's some product you loved that they changed. They change the recipe of the soda you like, they change the sauce you

used to enjoy. Your favorite pizza places. We've got new owners and they don't make the pizza the way they used to. Everybody knows what I'm talking about. Somebody funked up your products. Just thousands and thousands of slices with their eyes rolling so hard on that one right there. Now they can relate, please actually relate. They cannot do what. Thank you, dude. I think you need to do better

things with your time. I really think you know what, we should hire a psychologist, are a therapist or someone and make them on podcast and put them here with me. We have no podcast. I just I cannot believe that this is really This is like making a mountain out of a mole hill. Why do you just bother you why this is like there's certain things that there's certain things in life that are worth fighting over, and like that parking sign. Another's just so trite. I'm just saying

I like, I don't. I don't ask you a question, serious question. Did you did you watch the TV show Seinfeld? I loved Seinfeld? Okay? Did you sit there and yellow Jerry for being upset about cereal? Did you did you yell at George for being upset about the men and jingle being stuck in his head? I don't. Jerry Seinfeld made a billion dollars but talking about stupid but they were stilling the problem. But they were the smiers Tonight, I'm gonna tell him that he's gonna love it. He

watched Late Night with Seth Meyers. Tomorrow night, they're doing it down. He's gonna pay for your medication. That's what he's gonna do. It's just a fucking spray bottle, brod Are you talking about it? It's not it's it's the devil. Listen, dude, what if? What is how little you're doing with your dad lost a finger? It's so sure? How long little are you doing with your day? Brody? That this is

the ship that you concerns you. My ship was real with the United flight and my fucking eight hours and and all the bullshit, and then you don't need to give you a food voucher. That's a real thing, that's a real person problem that I think that people would could you could fry an egg on your head, No, scramble an egg on your head. That's important. But I don't cook anyway. I think you're the only person on earth getting so fucking wound up that out a spray

bottle scary. I would imagine that ruining the product you love is more important to slices than the type of egg on your McMuffin. I gotta tell you know, there's a difference between scrambled and fried. That's these are these are the issues. These are the issues, all right. But we have different opinions. That's why we fucking worked together. Somebody somebody texted into the Morning show today regarding the Jeff Bezos. By the way, it's Jeff Bezos. If you

hear an expert on television, it's shriving me crazy. There's people on the cable news networks calling him Bezos. The guy, the guy just went into space. He's the biggest story of the week. I know, I know Branson went last week. I know, how do you not know it's bezos? How do you look at be easy and say bees it's bezos? Anyway, so some people the mission the mission was supposed to be eleven minutes in space. They want ten minutes. So somebody texted in Brody would be would be calling up

Customers Service the extra minute. Yeah, give me my man. If I paid twenty eight million dollars for eleven minutes in space and I got ten minutes, you want nine tenths of ascent, I would be up. Yes, you would, you would want to come, Yes, I want I want it. I want right an eleventh of my money back. Because you imagine you're up at the ten minute mark and you think you have another minute, like like you're like, you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna take a

picture of Earth in the last minute. I'll use my last minute in space to to really soak it in. I'm gonna get out of my seat and I'm gonna like I'm gonna I'm gonna levitate, I'm gonna float weightlessly. And then they go we're going back I'm sure. I'm sure Bezos was covered, you know, legally waste the video. Have you seen video from the from the Caps? Not yet. I'm sure it's going to be released. All they know

is listen. Richard Branson didn't go as high, right, but he had cameras and it looked like he was in an airplane. He was sitting back. He was on a G five, G five, you know. Jesse McCartney. He was chilling and he had video out the window. He's and he's quoting, he's saying face saying like quotable things about it. Bezos one up. We didn't see ship the Amazon ring doorbell. They couldn't put one in the in the thing. They couldn't put a ring doorbell on it. Should I get

some video I got. I feel I feel like Bezos one higher, But I wasn't as impressed. Well, I gotta say I actually was impressed. I was impressed by both. I actually I had I almost I was the one that had a tear in my eye along with Elvis. We were crying on the radio. Yeah, because this is like, this is the first, this is the first, Well they were both first. It was cool. Yeah, it was cool that the booster landed, they can reuse it again. Yeah, yeah, no,

all of everything about this this this is next. This is the next frontier, you know. So to me, this is you know, I didn't know. You know, if I would see this in my lifetime, you know, I will say I'm torn about about one thing because I'm gonna tell you both sides of the story, because I think

he funked up. Right. So there are people, you know, how people complain, you know, like like if if you win a thousand dollars and you go in the air and you say I want a thousand dollars in Atlantic City, people will tweet in and text in, you should don't anti to charity. Right, They're already spending your money, right. People love to do that. So yeah, Bezos, Amazon, they spent we'll just say a billion dollars to do this. And it sounds like it's a pleasure trip for for

a billionaire, and it is. However, it also advances the technology that someday average people can fly into space and and so like somebody texted in today and said, uh, so rich people can go and more rich people because it's it's like a hundred and fifty thou dollars some day to get in to do this if you want to buy a seat next time. Right. The thing is air travel. Getting on an airplane in the thirties and forties was only for rich people. Cars at one point

were only rich people. Right. At some point it was rich people getting on the planes that then made it affordable for us to get on planes. So you have to look at it both ways. Yeah, it's a billionaire having fun, but it's also creating new technology that may make it available to you know, to travel to space, to invent new things, to find things on other planets. There is a good thing that comes out of it. So I don't mind that the guy went into space.

Here's my problem because somebody texted it. Also, he's taking that money and given everyone at Amazon a race. He should have full world hunger. Well, you know what he but he hasn't have done that. A lot of second he has done that. He's vodion dollars this week, Brandson. They all have every billionaire that you could think of, right, but everybody else they've done their part. I think, right,

rich people get to spend their money. You know, I'm right, I'm not I'm not I'm not here when we messed up. Here's where we messed up, because because everyone's always quick to spend other people's money. But here's where he messed up, where I'm on the side of the little people. When yesterday, I don't know if what, I don't know what he meant, but here's what he said. He said, I want to thank all the Amazon employees and all the Amazon customers

because you paid for this trip. Now, what I think he should have said was, thank you for all the hard work you made this possible. Thank you to my customers for supporting the company. You helped make this possible. But he made it like my employees who don't make a lot of money, like you funded this whole thing. And everybody, every sucker out there who's more ever butten

anything off my company. Well I saw more. I felt worse for the employees because he should have said it was your hard work, your dedication, You helped build a company, you helped advance technology for America and for the world. Like there were ways to phrase it other than hey, thanks the employees, you made it. You paid for this.

The employees, I mean, they work hard. If they do like like if you've ever seen footage or talk to people who work like I. I know somebody who works in the Amazon in Staten Island, in where they work hard. They really like. You push the button and you ship arrives in a day or two. They're running around like, oh seven, I'll file, I'll do it again. They have to grab everything because you know, when you order Amazon, you don't order just cosmetics. You order cosmetics and a

cable and a battery and a television. They're going from aisle to I'll putting stuff in a box for you, right, So I just think it was a better way to I think he blew it. I think he had a moment there. He blew it. But it was pretty cool. But yeah, i'd want my I'd want my minute back. You definitely want my minute back. We have to make a phone call actually, because because I don't want to something up. What I'm seeing here is is something that it can't be right. It can't be right. It's too

good to be true. So we we wanted first of all acknowledge our friends. It's slice. We always say at the beginning of the podcast, Hey, pick up your pizza. Let's do it. Brooklyn Boys Podcast powered by our friends a Slice and we and we use the app all the time and we we just the service is just fantastic. They're the largest network of independent pizza rea is in the country and they're saving the little guy money and

all those extra fees. Right, you know, they give top level technology to every to every pizza place they work with because you use their app and customize what you know, what you want. I love I love the app. But that's neither here nor there. Every week that we get an email from from our buddy Ben in the sales team who says, Hey, here's what Slices promotion is. They would like you to, you know, focus on this. They've got a great thing going on. You guys talk about it.

But I I looked at it and I said, scary, this can't be right. You get Bet on the phone. Yes, he actually was on a mission to call the Slice people confirm okay, And Ben's cool. He has an Australian accent. Right pizza by the way, just as much as we do. Right, And what's up Ben? Is that? Ben? Yeah? Ben? What's going on? You sound like you're on a covert mission. No, I'm here, I'm ready. Can you explain what's happening here, because we didn't tell the slices yet, you're gonna tell them.

You're gonna break the live on this podcast. First, let's confirm it's only it's only for New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania though, right, that is correct. Okay, sorry to apologies to everybody else. Well, St Islands part of New York, Ben, you said, and stant Island as well. You make it sound like that they're lesser than New York. So yeah, anyway said New York, Pennsylvan Again, Ben from Australia. He's from a big island, so he's Sat Islands in island,

so he's like partial to that. So talk to us, Ben, Ben, just talk, Let Ben talk. Goddamn it, Let Brent talk. You're the one paper pie parties, right fly go on their Facebook page. They'll have all the event details for your local pizzeria that is offering a free pacer. Okay. Obviously Ben is not a radio person, so he's a sales guy. You guys left the gap. You're meant to

be the professional. According to what we were given, if you were in New York, New Jersey of Pennsylvania and you go to be participating Slice shop near you and show them that you have the app on your phone. You get a free pie, free pizza, plus you get some some Slice swag. Is it also true? Correct, there's merchants and a couple of bits and pieces. Yeah, so you just show the up. You're gonna give me a free pizza. To find the participating pizza is you need

to go to Slice Facebook page and check out the events. Okay, Oh so see you have to first what you download Slice to your phone, go to the Facebook age, find out which the pizzaia is in your area are participating. Then go into the pizzeria with your phone, hold it up, show them you have this Slice app and they're gonna hit up with a free pizza. Also on your first order when you're ordering through delivery for these pizzaias makes you use code word Brooklyn, get your five dollars off

and make your Brooklyn boys happy. Okay, thank you, Thank you. Ben Out a man of many words. Ben Henry is GM Ben Henry, oh as we call him Benry. I'm telling you, my buddy Sean, he's hysterical. This dude, he was the asshole in class growing up. He was the class clown, but he was also an asshole, and he grew up to be an asshole, but people still love him anyway. That's my buddy Sean. Well, Okay, he came up with this prank which I find just brilliant. If

you google fake electric socket decals. Okay, he people would ordered about a hundred of these things. He goes to bars in the summer outdoors. Yeah, and he takes the buy them Amazon in space right. These fake stickers look like look like plug sockets in the sockets just stick them places. But he like stuck them on like a coconut tree, you know, you know in the sand at the tiki bar. H He's stuck the all weird places.

That is preposterous that they can actually be an outlet, but they look real and all you gotta do is then step away and watch the fun unfold. Walk around with with with a cable and a box to plug out people. Listen, everyone always needs their phone charged. So when who walks around three minutes in a crowded bar outdoors indoors, everyone's always looking for Jews everyone because their phones are always whoa whoa whoa you say Jews juice? Okay,

people need their phone's charged. Your phone is always dead. When I understand that, I just so so I'm okay. What I'm saying is he saw so many people just go up to the outlet and start trying to plug, you know, plug the phone in for to charge the phone. And when I think they didn't put the plug in right or yeah, they're trying to jam it in there

or something to turn. Yeah, it's hysterical. People will struggle with this fake sticker anyway, if you have a chance and you want to play jokes on people in public, if you're that kind of person like us, you know, and again this is not an advertisement for Amazon or these or these socks. You could buy. You could buy all kinds of them. But I just wanted to let everybody know that that that has made his summer. He showed me. Then then he takes video. This is the

creepy part. He takes video of these of these girls and guys doing this at the bar, and he's like, look, he sends me the videos like randomly throughout the day. He goes, yeah because because he day drinks a lot, like look, and he literally is creeping in the corner with his phone videotaping, like people trying to put the fucking phone into a palm tree, you know, plugging in.

It's just hysterical anyway, all right, I thought I would just let you know that, see that was actually happy something that you know, that's a happy ending to it. All right, very good? Um, do you want to play some sound? We have a lot of sound, a little bit of time. Yeah, we it's creeping us. We can visit from our fever female DJ yes, yes, yes, and and our new favorite male DJ so so hold on, uh play the Field of Dreams clip. I want to tell you what this is. During the All Star Game.

Before the All Star Game, they played this really well produced Major League Baseball commercial for the Yankees, and you'll hear it, and it shows the players playing what looks like superimposed on a cornfield. They made it look like Field of Dreams, the movie Feel the Dreams. Beautiful voice, powerful voiceover guy. They obviously put a lot of money into the production of this commercial to promote baseball. After the All Star break, play the clip and see if

you can hear how they messed up. It's subtle. You're gonna be like broody uni picking, but this is a professional commercial. Go ahead, it's thirty years and now they are here. The Dinkies, verst the White Sox, all the field of Dreams, allus twits live for bio Fu. Yeah, so they're gonna play in in Iowa on the field where the movie was shot. Whatever, did you know what he said? It took years and he's he's versus the

White Sox. Now you if you listen to this podcast, you know the word is versus versus a part of a song. This is a professional Major League Baseball commercials and now they are here. The Danks first, the White Sox. That's that's that's that's a major error. First of all, the voiceover guy doesn't know any better. The editor doesn't know any better. Major League Baseball doesn't know. Somebody approved that.

And that's running running everywhere, Yes, running quick, Yes, absolutely So the Mets have and may no longer have by the time you hear this. A picture named Jared Ikough j Aikoff jaike Off, but he spells his name j E r A D, which is kind of weird for Jared jaiike Off. Anyway, Um, he was giving a postgame interview and I'm not sure what he was saying, play it. What is your approach as a picture? How difficult is it to try and find a way to get him out?

You look at his weaknesses and what he's what he hasn't done or hasn't hasn't hit in the recent future? Um? What is the recent future? The recent future? He meant he meant to say the recent past? Right? But right is your approach as a picture? How difficult is it to try and find a way to get him out? You look at his weaknesses and what he's what he hasn't done or hasn't hasn't hit? Uh in the recent future? Yeah? Right, the recent future? So okay, um, do you have the

Sharpton clip? Right? Okay? Al Sharpton love him or hate him? And he's polarizing he uh. He's a political activist, um uh. And he's also on cable news. But he's known for mixing up and mangling words terribly. So here's a clip. See if you can figure out what he's trying to say. April found that of think that climate policy should prioritize poor community. So again we right, so he took prioritize and made it prioritize. Okay, do you want to play the the Let's play Katie Babs first and then we'll

play by new favorite Terrible DJ. So Katie Katie PABs, Katie Babs, Katie Bab. Oh, yeah, that's Kati Babs. That's just a refresh. Katie's husband is as in a mental man. I'm sure he's a nice guy. I'm sure he's very talented. No, I don't know. I'm not gonna offend a guy. But I got lucky nothing continue, Oh, that's that's mean anyway. So he's in a band. It's it's not a it's not the most popular band in the world. I'm sure it's a good band. No offense to the band. And

so she's doing a break. She must be working from home and he's there, right, And so the gist of it is she knows they have a new album coming out because she's married to the guy, right, and he wants her to plug his album. And she says his name like he's a big deal, Like he's Tommy Lee from Motley Crue, right, Like he's a big deal. But I don't think he's a big deal. I think he's a deal, but he's not a big deal. So, but it's so fake. Listen to this clip, how fake it

is that she doesn't know things. And she's like, I'm she's playing she's playing a part roll right, and then and then she and she's married to him. Right then he says something that that the album is coming out, and she's like, really, I had no idea. It's just it's the fakest here it is. And it's not sarcasm. No. Okay,

let's listen Round the Empire or what I am. I was told to play that, by the way, because I have my husband, Hayden Tree, the base player and backup vocalist of the band, in my ear right now pause pause, Okay, So she plays her husband's song because he told her to. First of all, you know that the Sirius XM tells her what to play. Second of all, he's like, Hayden Tree, you know Hayden Tree is No, that's her husband for the context of this conversation, yes, but I don't know

who he is in life. I never heard. She's like, oh, Hayden Tree. Okay again I don't okay, right, right, okay, okay, great, Okay, here we go, crown the Empire with what I am I was told to play that, by the way, because I have my husband, Hayden Tree, the base player and backup vocalist of the band, in my ear right now. She's completely lying, by the way, I didn't totally play

at all. Okay, but Loki Crown the Empire is working on new music and I wish I could tell you what's going on because it's badass and I have heard some of it and it's heavy as hell. But when are we going to get that? Hubby? Very very soon? Soon? When you guys realized right, really? Oh well, I wasn't aware of that anyways. My name is Katy PAMs Octane. Let's keep it going with Spearbox is a secret cat. She's so fucking bad as a DJ. How about him? She can't get out of it like she can't get

out of it, she and and everything. Okay, well that's great hole. My name is Katie Pass. Will we know that? Well? How about what When he says, she's just it's I wish I could tell you because it's so good. It's she does like you and then and then he says, uh, she goes, it's come what you're cutting that? You're cutting out like a beast. I don't know something's up right there? Oh edit, No, we don't edit on my back. You've been back. You just you came back in time to anyway.

So I'm back. I'm back. Take a breath, David browdy, So, he says. She says, I wish, I wish because I wish I could tell you when it's coming out? Right? She like, she hasn't spoken to her husband, and he says, it's coming out sooner than you. What does he say? Sooner than you might think? It doesn't make any sense. It's not a sentence anyone use, he goes. He has something like, uh, sooner than you might even think? Sooner than What does that mean? What does that? Why don't

you don't know how how I'm thinking? So? How do you know? Right? Sooner than you might even like? You can't believe how soon it's gonna come out? So what you tell He told me nothing Here we got okay, But Loki Crown the Empire is working on new music and I wish I could tell you what's going on because it's badass and I have heard some of it and it's heavy as hell. But when are we going to get that happy? Very very soon? Sooner than you guys realized. Really, well, I wasn't aware of that anyways.

My name is Katie's let's keep you going with speary. But you were aware of that, right, sooner than you might read, sooner than you'd even realize. How long is that? How long is sooner than you would even realize? You put the guy on the radio to blow the doors off you. Still, I don't know. I wish I could, I wish I could say, but I can't. And then he goes, it's coming out soon? Really how soon? Sooner

than you even realize? Is that? What is that? Well, my my guess is if it wasn't midnight that same night, then his comment made no sense because if it's two weeks from it's two weeks from now, it's Christmas, it's coming off a Christmas and it's heavy as hell. I heard it, and then I was unaware of that. No, you're aware of everything. You're married to the guy, you're you're broadcasting from your bedroom. And oh, by the way,

my name is Katy. Thanks for hangings that. At the end of it, going into every song, she said my name because she doesn't have to end it right, Okay, So now This was a big thing in the nineties. My dogs are barking, I could tell um, so you know, hold on, I gotta text somebody coming to meet me

here in a few minutes. So uh uh we have old DJs in the nineties used to talk up the songs and uh remember that it was a big thing, buddy as somebody, well somebody what you're talking about talking to the song or talking up to talking to the songs? Y so so in the nineties are buddy Cobby used to do did this once. It was hilarious in the nineties. So you know the song wish you could step back from that ledge? My friend I blind? Can we go what did one pigeon say to another pigeon? And then

I wish you could step back right away? Boom right. So sometimes back in the day, DJs would you didn't finish you didn't finish it. So you talk about Jumper by third, I blind right Jumper, he would hit the song. So let me give you another example, because this is the all time classic where Cubby would be like, this next song costs nine cents, and then the phone caller would be like, here's a dollar, and then Cubby would be like here's your nickelback. And I never made it

as a wise man. That was Now, that was great. That was again that's a long time ago, that's but that was. That was it was expecting of us to be clever that way, and that's what that was. That was the style at the time. Style. It's like the hair. It's like a new hair, dude. It's it's like a fashion. Sense of the money. But you you would admit that part of the funny is timing it perfectly to the song. Right. Okay, So now just to give we've talked about this a

lot of times on satellite radio. Even in real radio, the DJ is not live talking into the song intro, right, so they might record themselves and then line it up so it ends perfectly when the song begins. Now, this guy you're gonna hear a is not doing this live. He had time to edit his voice and line it up with the song. Yes. Now he's trying to do a joke where he's he's talking to the song and wants the song to answer his question, but he's not timing it well. And you could hear him stretching to

get to the point where the song starts. As it's live. It's just terrible. Where did you find? This? Was on the seventies channel on serious satellite radio. I was scrolling through, like going, you know, scrolling through the channels. I got to seven and I heard a song I like seven seventies on seven. So I want you to hear this guy and again he The part that really bothers me is he asks a question and says, he's a question everybody's been asking. We finally have an answer. It's not

a question anybody's and asking. Okay, go ahead and play the clip. It's just it's scary. Your eyes is gonna pop out of your head, your ears gonna pop out. Party. I hope you're having a good Saturday, Happy fourth of July weekend, Big Rock and All radio program for you. Today, we have Billy Corgan answering the question that we've been asking ourselves for years. Billy, would you please answer the question for us? Now? What, sir? Is the world? The

world is timing? Is everything's okay? Okay? Wow, there's so many things wrong. First of all, have we really been asking ourselves that question for all this time? No? Have we hurt? I could hurt hearing in his voice how he was stretching. He was starting play it again and just listen. Oh my god, it's hardy, hardy. The whole thing is a mess. But and she's like going, no, no,

we go we wanted to know this. We're gonna add And by the way, he's supposed to pause for a second, pregnant pause, and then let him answer because people don't react like that in real life. You're funked up, buddy. You're having a good Saturday, happy fourth of July weekend, big rock and roll radio program for you. Today we have Billy Corgan answering the question that we've been asking ourselves for years. No we have in Dilly, would you please answer the question for us? Now? What is the world?

The world is? That was his big That was his the highlight of his show. He said, the whole day up around, I'm going to do that. I can't that song. That song is fifteen, sixteen, seventeen years old, and he's waited that long for that show. That is actually that song is actually twenty five years old. Seven years old. You'reight seven years old, you're right, yeah, yeah, so he's waited twenty seven years. It's the question we've all been

asking ourselves. Really, Oh my god, I can't like nickelback makes sense by the legion from the last, of course it does. But you know when he asked a question like that and he's stammering, it's edited. The world is a vampire? What is the world? What does it mean? What does it even mean? What? I scary? I woke up this morning, Slices. You know you woke up wondering what the world was? Is the what is the world of? Is it? What is the world? Is the world a

video game? Please? Billy Corgan the world vampire? Can we hear one more time? Just if you have the guys, if you have a dream to go into radio, if you're gonna go to college, if you're gonna go to one of like radio schools, like after college or before college, is like like a radio tech school you want? This is what you This guy's name Happy Harry, hard On Herty, Hearty, happy Heart. This is the clip you play yourself to not do when you get into radio. Yeah, I hope

you're having a good No, you're not. You three months on this joke? Here it is Hello, it's Hardy, Hope you're having a good Saturday. Happy fourth of July weekend big rock and roll radio program. Finally stop right there. I hate that they go big. They use the word big and program people do it all the time that the big, the big show, the big program. But that's I'm just saying that it's seventies, seventies. It's the big show, the big program. I want, I want to apologize. Obviously

I made a mistake. This was nice. I guess this was nineties on nine. Obviously about to say, why are they playing a Billy Corgan song on in on seventies on seven? No, No, it's nineties on apologize because you know what, because I did. I did tape a guy a seventies on seven DJ. But in retrospect it wasn't that funny. And I remember now the nineties. Worse sound of of a DJ in the nineties that was playing that kind of music is more just you know, anti

disestablished mantarianism. I'll use that word again, and like, do you know what that means. It's it's like, fuck the world, this funk. Everybody like the half half caring about, half caring about what you're saying, and just you you know what I'm saying. There was a hoption of anti disestablishmentarianism. It was more like, according to dictionary dot com, anti disestablishmentarianism is opposition to a breaking away from an established church.

Yeah yeah, establishment. No, no, anti establishment is what you meant either way. Anti disestablishmentarianism is breaking away from the church. Oh excuse me, well that's the same thing. It's about being a rebel. But this guy has sort of this guy has none of the makings of that sound, the delivery of DJ that would be playing Sam Garden in Nirvana, you don't know, talking about a sense you know, would make more sense if Katie Babbs was on the nineties channel.

She sounds like a nineties jock. He sounds like a seventies jock. He does right, Like if Katie Babs was telling that joke, Hey Billy Corgan, what's the world and he's like, the world's a vampire, You're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, It's like then you get it. Then you're like, yeah, the world's a vampire, because it's like you're you're twenty and you're like, yeah, fun, the world it's a vampire. It's right, you're supposed to talk like you're on lithium

or something like you half care about. No, lithium is channel thirty four. That's that's the that's the nineties. That's that's the lithium channel. This song will be on lithium though, yeah, it would be on lithium, could it be? But it's on nineties but because the point is yeah, But anyway, Happy Harry Harden. Hello, it's Hardy Hope you're having a good Saturday, happy fourth of July weekend, big rock and

roll radio program for you. Today, we have Billy Corgan answering the question that we've been asking ourselves we have for years. Dealers, would you please answer the question for us? Now, what, sir, is the world? The world is a vampire. That's okay, I god, that is the world's worst break No, wait a minute, which is worse? Katie Babs are Hardy. It's tough. I'm gonna go with Hardy because he tried too. Hardy. Yeah, he had my thought about it, like as bad as

that that break hard he's worse. He's worse. I'm sure he's a nice guy. I'm sure he's done good radio. But that right there, that's that's what not to do, my friends. That is that's that's going to driving school. That's the car accident, right, that's where they go. Don't do that. Don't turn into traffic. That that right there

is just avoid that. If you hear a song, you're like, oh, I'm gonna go out, Like if you're doing college radio, you're like, I have a great idea, I have a great don't no, no, don't, don't don't you don't, don't, don't, don't, don't ask questions of music, don't do it. Wow, well listen, we have to roll out of here, so we do. On that note, kti babs um. Yeah. In the meantime, remember, take your Slice app into your local pizzeria as long as you're participating checking on the Facebook page of Slice

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