#18: Gross Restaurant Secrets and Scallions Again

so worried about your name being first. That's why people like me better start up dot up, Start up Brooklyn Boy eighteen. Start up Brooklyn Boys, dat up. They making noise data dot up. Yeah, it's the Brooklyn Boys. Scary and Brodie, episode number eighteen. Yeah, I'm feeling good. This is that time of year when you just start to relax everything, You let your hair down a little bit. Even now. Elvis was so loosey goosey today. In this week,

he's been that way because it's the holidays. I don't know. I get a special place in my heart for this time of the year, these last two months. Man, once Thanksgiving hits. I'm off to the races. I'm telling you, I've never been happier, Brodie. I got my friends in town. My buddy Brian is crashing on my couch just like old times. He's and I think we're gonna hang out and go to the bars tonight as a shock, the busiest bar night of the week. You're out with your boys.

Of course you go to the bar, but of the year. Yeah, do that? Have you gone lately? Have you done it? H time? You did the Thanksgiving Eve gratuitous hang out with your friends from high school in college bar night. I can't remember what I tried to get my high school. I have a high school like the fun bunch, you know, the group of the gang, the fun You know, I'm trying I tried to get you know. I wouldn't call him that, but we would try to be the nerd heard yes, so we were some of us with a

nerd heard too. We I tried to get everybody back together. But the problem is, oh, I'm going out with my there group of friends, or I'm going out my new boyfriend. Like like one of the group is like she got divorced, as you with a guy now? Like yeah, so, um, so I will be. I don't know what I'm doing Tonight. I may go out with one or two of my boys, but not like the gang, like not the high school gang.

You know, Brodie doesn't drink out. Uh, I will have like a drink or a lot of diet coke or dipep. What does that stem from? Like, I mean, for as long as I know you, I mean, we know about the diet coke no ice thing. All right. That's a soft drink though, But maybe sometimes you'll have a beer. I've seen you have a beer occasionally a mixed drink occasionally. I'll tell you why. You know how I am right, people listening to the podcast know how my mind works.

I admittedly I'm very quick witted. I'm very fast with my responses right. I live for that. I enjoy it. I I take great pride in the fact that my mind is is lightning fast, and I don't like doing anything that dolls that reaction time. I don't like to slow my brain down. Um, I would much rather watch other people get drunk and make fun of them or be amused by them. But I don't enjoy see. But I feel like I'm funnier when i'm hammered, Well, that's you.

I'm I'd like to think I'm funny normally. And so if when I have had drinks that got me a little tipsy, I'm not me. I'm I'm I'm drunk guy like everybody else, and I'm not me, and I revel in being me. So what was the last time you got drunk? I've never been drunk in my life, really never. You have never had more than like two or three drinks sitting If I've had parties at my house, like when I was single, so you've had you've been tipsy.

But yeah, I've gotten tipsy only because after a couple sometimes you lose track of what you're doing and you're like on your third or fourth one because you lose your inhibitions. But I've never been like picked me up off the floor drunk. I've never been like, I don't remember last night drunk. I've been like, hey, have had a few, should probably sit down. Say, there is video footage of one night where I got carried away. I

hope it never services. It's me and my buddies walking back, my friends and I buck you would lose that if I was drunk, my friends and I walking back from a bar at the beach, but of course we had no concept of how far we really had a walk. So we were walking and walking and walking, and my buddies ex girlfriend was blowing up his phone and there's this video of me screaming at at the cell phone camera, screaming at what an awful person she was, because she was,

you know, truth be told, she was pretty bad. I don't want to get into it, but I don't even get into names, but just just know that I was screaming, belligerent, so much so that I didn't remember it, and the next day when they showed it to me, I'm like, I can't believe those words came out of my mouth, and I believe that's hearing that story. Would I rather be the guy who saw it happen and and of it and could mock you forever or the guy who was also drunk and doesn't remember it. Yeah, but if

you have video to back it? But how often is that? How often do you have video of every guy? Was one of those rare moments. I'm telling you, I've always I went in on her, But the thing I went in on her to my friend's cell phone video because she kept blowing up my buddy's phone. It was like two o'clock in the morning and they weren't going out anymore,

and I'm like, what is what? And then my buddy just uses this opportunity to tape me, and then I'm going into the camera and I'm screaming about her and they're egging me on, they're kneeling me. They're like, scary, what did you hate most about her when they were going out? What did you do? And I'm like flipping out, And that's not me. You know that I love. But I've seen you. I've seen you drink many times. That's not how you normally get funny, stupid, silly or more.

You're like the goofy hugger who wants everyone to drink and have a good time. Yeah, hey, have a day. Yeah that's me. And I'm the guy who drives you home. That's always been my role. I was the first among my friends to get a car, and I drove everybody home. That's awfully response of you. That's the way. That's the way was raised. So I was raised responsible. What are you doing for Thanksgiving? If you're listening to this podcast in July, you don't give a shit, But how are

they Anybody cares what we're doing with thanksgiving? Nobody kiss. They want to hear us rant and bitch and fight, playing stupid. I got a lot of problems, that's why we're here. Can I can? I just I know you have a problem. But we just talked about like what we do on our podcast, right, people like, oh, I love you guys because you do this. And again the feedback has been tremendous. We love the feedback on Twitter. And don't they think it's planted? It's not by me.

Are you paying these people? Because they all say brody and scary when they know no, just saying I can't believe so many people actually like this. So yeah, I know, right so um. Elvis mentioned on the show today three times Brody and Scary podcast the Brooklyn Boys, Brooklyn Boys, listen litle Brooklyn Boys, right, which was great, But he says, if you're like yelling too, you know, listen the Brooklyn Boys. But here's the thing. We don't yell even though we

disagree a lot. We yell sometimes, but not a lot. But this is a this is a fact at Elvis dry end. By the way, on your social media, has never heard a minute of this podcast. He just knows that we yelled at each other. Normally, being from Brooklyn, we yell a lot, and he assumes that for an hour if he knew this was an hour long. Like he said all back in the day, when we first started podcasting, like a year and a half ago, he's like,

all podcast should be fifteen minutes. That's all people can tolerate, which is why we had a fifteen minute morning show, right. And then when he found out we were doing podcasts that were like an hour, he's like, nobody's gonna listen. But that's what people do. They put it on while they're cooking or they're getting dressed in on a long car show. I drank that kool aid and I started trying to tell Gregg Ta on our previous podcast, Dude, we gotta cut him down. He's gotta be twenty minutes long.

Top tops And you know what, we couldn't have been more wrong, because when people are looking for podcasts, they're looking for long form. Yeah, so Cole elvi us out on that. I mean, he's a big supporter of ours. The man's never heard a minute of this podcast. Listen will you give these guys a chance? Yeah, tell him it's not just yelling. I mean it's exciting. Okay, don't stake yelling for excitement. Don't mistake yelling. We get we

speak quickly, and we speaking loudly because we're excited. He might say this is yelling right now, But to me, this is excitement, right That's how our parents talked to us. Well, we yell them we're excited, we're animated. We talk with our hands, and that's not yelling. That's just like we're excited about what we're saying. Who wants to be around people like yeah, so I went to the circus yesterday. We're in the circus yesterday, excited. Don't tell a story

if you're bored by it. Also, you know, um my, my mom and dad. I'm just thinking about what they're doing right now. They probably make each other stuffing. No, they're not stuff stuffing, Tony. You want to come to the bedroom and make the stuffing stop. That reminds me of a joke actually about Johnny and Sue. Well, mom and dad were on were on the couch one afternoon and they were having sex. Little Johnny walks into the room and says, Mommy, mommy, what are you doing? We're

making cupcakes? Okay. The next morning, mom and Dad doing it on the sofa again, Johnny walks in, Mommy, mommy, what are you doing making cupcakes? The next day, they're having breakfast. Johnny says to mom, Mommy, were you and Daddy making cupcakes again yesterday? Mommy says, why, Oh, because Susie ate the frosting off the sofa. That's not a good joke. It's a great joke. It's funny. It's funny, but it's it's not I thought you were gonna say she found the icing bag, you know, but no, no, no,

but yeah, yeah, I mean that's discussed. It's gross. How do we get to that? I don't know. Is the segway there? By the way, when you tell Elvis to listen to one of our podcasts, don't tell him this is awful. Limit tell him seventeen Fat was great. Eleven was a classic. I love people who are just now like they're behind. So they're like, oh, I just heard listen. If you're behind the podcast, that's wonderful. We love that you catch up and you won't hear this for like

a month because you're behind. But when you reference things that happened like for us three months ago, and you're like, oh my god, definitely with the eggs, and you're like, what are you talking about? Oh? You know how this started is because you said that my parents making stuffing is a euphemism for them having so you're like the muffins stuff But I did. I didn't want to say one thing about stuffing, and I went off on Twitter on this and Instagram. Do not put the stuffing in

the term. Absolutely, put the stuff in the turkey. Absolutely. First of all, it's called stuffing it cause you stuff it in the turkey. Here's why, here's why I don't think you should do that. Okay, first of all, all the first of all, you got it wrong. The inners and the guts of the turkey, whatever is inside the turkey, the turkeys fucking intestines, whatever was in there, you got,

You got stuffing jammed in there. Now now it's now that juices are are seeping in delicious turkey juices, you might get some kind of a disease or salmonilla or something is not right. I think it's salmonella, salmon, whatever it is. Sal he should be sounding like a third guy in this podcast. Sal Manella, Yeah, he could fit in here. Sal Minella is one of the brooken boys. But I thought, and maybe it's a misconception. Correct me if I'm wrong, But do you is it safe? Is

it unsafe? I heard it was unsanitary because you need to get that stuffing too a hundred and sixty five degrees to kill all the bacteria that you've now exposed stuffing too. Hold on now, and when you do that, you're pretty much burning out the freaking the breast meat. So you're gonna have a dry ass turkey. So let me ask you a question. When was the last time you were hanging out with your boys from high school? To night before Thanksgiving? You're like, Hey, what happened to Jimmy?

He's not here? Did you hear about Jimmy? He died from eating stuffing? You've never heard that. Never, Hey, where's your girlfriend? Are you still dating her? No? She died. She was eating stuffing and it wasn't a hundred and sixty five degrees. Nobody's dying from stuffing. Don't tweet me and tell me you know a guy. My point is stuffing out of the turkey forever. But most people don't get to get the stuffing up to a hundred six five degrees. So there, and yet nobody's dying from salmonella.

Nobody's done whatever it is. I don't know, I just I just the pilgrims. The pilgrims they had no technology. They didn't even have stoves. Really, they're like gas pipe. They put the coal in whatever. People have been eating turkey with stuffing for a couple of hundred years. Somehow we have the most accurate digital super convection ovens known to in the history of the world. I think we can. We can cook stuffing rather than having dry bread pudding. I put it in the bird. It gets crispy on

the outside. Then you dig in and it's moist from the turkey. You based it. You stick a base. Oh, it's so good. It's turkey juice. It's turkey gravy. Man. I don't know, man, I just wanted on the side. This is from a guy from an Italian family, that you throw the food right in the sauce and cook it all together. No, we don't do that in my family. If you're gonna meatballs and sauce and you're gonna cook

the sauce on the stove. You fry them or bake them first halfway, and then you put them in the pot. You don't take rawch hot meat and throw it in the but you're half cook it in there. What if you don't fully cook it, you have no way of knowing. I'm just saying I don't think that's a good idea. That's a bad practice right there. And you're saying you take raw meatballs and just no, no, you heat them up, you park cook them, and you put them in there, but you still cook them in the in the gravy.

People call it gravy because they cooking him with the meat juices. I've seen people throw a brageole in raw and they cook it in the gravy on you get it to a boil, it's two to twelve degrees and the bacteria is gone. But with a turkey, you don't get that. It's a hundred and sixty five degrees, not that big a deal. When you cook a roast beef, Funny used to work for restaurants. You put a big slab of roast be fin. I think it was like a hundred and forty You put in for a few

hours it gets up there. I wouldn't worry about it. Okay, that's when you cook at turkey all day. You cook at turkey like eight hours. No, you don't, three bullshit, three hours. You put it until the thing pops out if you cook it a low temperature. Listen, I have a cousin who puts a beer can in his turkey. Hell knows where the beer cans from. Yeah, you put the beer can in and then the beer explodes and it comes out the top, and it turns and in

the can while you take that out. Eventually you don't eat the can, but then the beer evaporates into the bird and it it beers the bird like drunken turkey. Yeah, all right, did he wash the can? Did he sanitize the can? Of course? When you when you buy a can of soda from a vending machine, do you wipe off the top. But do you think you think wiping it off with your shirt bottom is gonna get the germs off your diet? Take a paper towel and I go around the rim, And you think that's gonna kill

your worry? You're not worried about about soda machine? Guy dirt hands you don't worry about that, but you worry about stuffing in the bird. This guy pete in the street and then loaded your vending machine and put his thumb right when you put your mouth, and that you're fine with, and you think, bottom me, your shirt wipe is gonna kill the germs that you're fine with. Out of sight, out of mind, into the hospital. It's like when you buy gyros on the street, where does that

guy go to the bathroom? Where does he wash his hands? He doesn't, He doesn't you buy street food? Well, how's he washing that one vendor he's got he's got like a piss water. He's got like a boil a pot of water. See it, by the way, the New York City ratings that f isn't for food, it's fail. And then when he dies, he takes that pot and he uses it and he uses it as a urinal. First, then he dumps out the water whatever is in there. Then he puts it. He puts water in there, and

and behind. If you're a street vendor listening, you're a street vendor listening to this podcast. We don't mean you, We mean everybody else, but you. What about because because we know that but if you're a dirty hand vending guy, I'm sure. If you're a vending machine guy, you personally have great hygiene and you you use gloves to load the machine and you only grab the bottoms of the cans. But there are some that don't, like the bagel store near my house that used to scoop the breaking egg

salad with their hands. Yes, story all right, So I got a secret for you. I don't think you want to go down this road. Maybe you and I both worked in restaurants before. So we used to have to make the tuna fish and we used to have industrial sized cancer tuna. Of course they were number yes, and all the tuna was in there, right, and then you you take a giant jug of Hellman's mayonnaise, the big

fucking like understand, big cook. The whole thing goes in. Okay, Now, when you're making tuna in your house, you take a little fork. It's nice and oh I know how you do when you crush You crush it with the four story too. It goes along with this guy. So you you crush it with the fork, right, Well, there's no fork big enough to crush this freaking tuna and mix everything together. So how the fund do you think you

do it? Well, you put in a giant as the plasticall tubs, and then you take your freaking hands, you roll up your sleeves and you squish, squish, squish, squish, squish, and then you put yourn. You put your arms under it and you flip it over and your arm hair. Yeah, in the freak tuna fish. And when when I swear to God, the first time I had to do that, I was fifteen years old, I was mortified. Your parents made you make twenty gallons of two? It was I

was I was working at was working. I was working at a summer summer beach club, and I was sitting there and I was like, I was mortified they were because they were training me like this is how you do the tuna. And I'm like, oh my god. And guess what egg salad, same exact way, A million boiled eggs with within the glop of freaking Helman's and then you go with your hands and your fingers and your

arms and you go by the way you squeeze. I know that you're saying Hellman's because that's the number one Brandon mayonnaise and it's in your head whatever. But I know you were using Ken's mayonnaise, because if you're working in a restaurant, you're using Ken's dressings. And Ken's mad. That's true because that ship is a third of the price. You're never getting helmet. You're not pleased. So so anyway, long story, if you weren't at a restaurant, you're using helmets,

good for you, but most of them are not. You're not You're not going to a theme restaurant, and Friday's pouring out the helmets. It's Ken's. So ever since then, I never order egg salad and never order tuna salad in a deli. He's I don't know. Ever, So you know where I worked in that very famous place in Brooklyn, famous for their roast beef. So they have coleslaw, which I hate. I hate cosla. I would never eat it, but we'd have to shred it, right, We shred the

Coleslaw in the big shredding machine. Put the cabbage in the red cabbage, whatever is in the cosla, and then like the nut thing whatever, the celery, salt, whatever it is, and you have to pour the it was. It was Ken's Coleslaw, a dressing right and you pour it over and then you have the same thing and put your arms in it. And it was so gross because I hate it. Like if it was mac and cheese or spaghetti meatballs, I'd be all about it. But you have to put your hands in the cosla. Now this was

before everyone had to wear gloves. The problem is unless you wear the saying before gloves, you wash your hands. Hopefully people wash your hands. Put them right in the right, right before gloves, put them right in the call slaw. I would never eat call slaw never, but now I definitely not. No. But you work in a restaurant. You see things and you go. If I knew what goes

on where I eat, I would never eat that. But he's he's a little tip when you go to a restaurant that puts out breadsticks or pre slice bread like time bread or and it's not a loaf that has like half cuts, if it's individual pieces of bread or breadsticks or pickles, or call slaw, if it's on a table that could have been someone else's table. Like if you if you get a basket right and it's got like six breadsticks, if you only eat two of them, you think they throw out four breadsticks, they put them

on another one, another one and someone else's basket. And when you're like, oh, miscellaneous loose Italian bread that's missing some else's table. Pickles, when you get like dinner pickles, dude, do not eat diner pickles. I love dinner pickles. Okay. Then then don't complain when you get diner okay, but yet you won't eat stuffing in the you know what?

But you know what, I haven't seen it. The fact that I do think when they put out twenty pickles, assorted varieties and you're like, oh, half sour, and you eat to have sour, you leave all the other ones, you think they throw those out. No, so the guy before you you think he used a fork. You think the guy when when Tony went into the diner, he was like, oh I better daintily take a pickle. Fucking I'm taking a pickle. Oh I don't want this one. I'm putting this one. Is this a half sour? Oh no,

I'm putting that back. And they put the bit and pickle into the pickle juice. You can't go out to eat. You know that there's this unnamed fast food restaurant that I know that I know for fact arbies not going there. There chili chili from this place, for get it. You are eating yesterday's left over hamburger. Of course, that's where the chili comes from. They take the burgers from yesterday, yeah, that were cooked, or the taco me or the same with the taco me taco salad. They should call it

old hamburger salad. They take it, they take it, they crumble it up, and that's this this morning's chili yesterday's. So what happens is usually places get like hundred cases of burgers, so you defrost let's say ten for a Monday, maybe thirty for a Saturday. So whatever you have defrosted. At the end of the night, right, you're like, oh, Sunday you come in, You've got defrosted burgers from Saturday. So you go, I'm not I'm not gonna serve those.

They're already day old right in the chili, right in the taco me. Right now, there's people going, I can't go out another one. Okay. So so speaking about going out to eat, you knew you knew I was going to into this. Okay, So Friday night, my my wife and kids are scattered. They're all at their activities and whatever. So I'm I'm a single guy out on the on the road that has all the the restaurants and the dottle. I go to Target by myself, I buy whatever the

hell I want. Is that. No, I don't want to die alone like you anyway, So it's nice, like a couple hours a week to be alone. And then I get my family. So I'm like, you know what, I'm going to a theme restaurant that has the best nachos, the best as Hula Hands, jul Hands is the best nachos. Why because they broiled them. They put them under the broiler and the chips get a little brown to them

and the cheese gets melted with fire. I thought you were gonna say it's because they they very thoughtfully put layers of cheese. And yes, Fridays does well. T J. Fridays used to do was give you like a ring of nachos, and like each nacho was like beans, meat, cheese melted, so like each bite was like there's like twelve nachos. And why I don't like getting that. This is a good This is a good story. Bad story, good story. For houla hands. So does it end good?

I well, you know me that you heard her feelings. The sold on from that person. By the way, now we have not the costco person anyway. Again, I am never rude to the staff. I tip well that i' just if if people aren't on point, then I comment, so I call up and again they're the best nachos because everyone else microwaves and nachos everyone. They put the cheese on on the top, throw it in the microwave

for two minutes, and then they've copped the sour. They put them in the broiler and the chips get crispy. It's just the best, the best order. Now you know me, I don't like vegetables right, and I know how they make it. Now, when you're picky, it's important to know the ingredients because sometimes they list most of the ingredients, but they leaves them out. Like Chick fil A. They put pickles on their goddamn sandwiches. And then when you order with no no lettuce you get you get pickles

because the menu says chicken, tomato and lettuce. You go, oh no lettuce, and you get it. This pickle under the burger or under the chicken. F you Chick fil A put pickles on the menu. All right, I've already talked about that. So I ordered the guy and that goes like a man Jula Hans, how can I help you? So already like, oh, this guy just smoked a joint and he's taken my order. So I go, really, I go really slowly, fim, because it's important to me that

I get it. Right. Is the guy from the kidrom Stranger? Yeah so fact, but yeah so especially since that's taking it to go, you know, the f you when it's to go, not hoo lands. Just in general, Joe Pesci said that, and the lethal weapon they fuck get to drive through because they know by the time you've gone, you're twenty miles away. That's why I want to go to Taco bell. I pull over right away. I check my Taco bell because sometimes I'm gonna go right back

in and go, hey, there's oncions. Is Pico to Guayo in here? And I said, no, Pico to Guayo's kind of a bit all right, So I ad I said, hey, listen, I want to order the ultimate nachos, but I only want the chili, the cheese and the tomato the best part, right, that's it. I eat love tomato, little chili, little cheese, tomato, and I say, I say, no guac, no guac in sour. I don't like the guac in sour. And I go, you not give me extra salza. I like red, the red reds great love red haye creen, so I like

extra sauce on the side. Fantastic And they pack it up nicely in two separate containers because it's so big it doesn't fit no one. So I was like, do me a favor. You can you just read back what I what I ordered? Yeah, dude, so he says, uh, nacho's only the chili, the cheese and tomatoes, no guawc and sour and extra salsa. Done. I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I get there, I see him at the host stand. He's there, right, he's at the host of stand.

Host stand and there's two girls there, very friendly. I tell him, I'm here to pick up my pickup order. What you order? So I tell them what I ordered? So the managers standing there, female manager, and she says, oh, I'll get your order. They're gonna get at the bars. Okay, So I ordered a fifteen minutes earlier, and I wait like five or six minutes, and they bring it out, nice shopping bags of silverware, and of course I have to check it. So I look in the container and

it's got what But that's that is god. No, the word only means only only only. If I had said no, haul up Pino and I wasn't aware of the green onions scallion problem, that's on me. But I went with the only and I said to the guy, no more ingredients except for these three. Right. But here's and I said, no garnish, let me bats. Here's what the disconnect is. I think that they think that scallions don't really count because they like they just bullshit. They don't they're onions. Bullshit, right,

aren't the onions ingredients? Green onions? Get it out to them. It's a coloring. It's like he didn't mean that he didn't want scallions. You know what if I say to you, scary head, I'm having a party. Only only the people who work on the show, right, you can't bring a buddy that I know, and go, oh, it's just Phil, you know Phil. No, it's only the people on the show. But Phil doesn't eat much you like Phil? Fuck Phil.

I don't want to fill fills the fucking scallion. I don't want them on my food, so I said, I say to the manager, hey, listen, it comes to part where you get free dessert. No, I said, hey, listen, Um, I ordered this just meat, cheese and tomato, and uh, this guy in let me guess they're looking at Oh okay, I don't see no. So she says, oh, I'm terribly sorry. I said'll do me a favor because I've seen people do this. I've been a restaurants where they do this.

I said, do me a favor. Please, don't pick the green onion off. Can you just remake it? You know, just oh, we would never do that. Now. I've been the theme restaurants where they do that, where you can still see like a piece on the side, you know, like it's there. Like one time I was at UM. I'm not gonna say the naming restaurants not important. But I ordered something and they put ski ins on top, and I said, hey, I ordered just about sky INSH

will make you another one. But before I called them over, I took a green onion a scallion and I hit it under a piece of chicken, and when it came back, it was still under the chicken. So f you, I said, it's the same plate. No it's not. There's the scalion, I hid, don't mess with me. I know the routine. It's like when you you don't want cheese on your burger, like my daughter orders a plane hamburger, like, oh, we put cheese on, and they bring it back and they

burn the cheese off. So when you get the burger back, it's well done and you can see cheese in the nooks and crannies in the burger. F you don't do that, just we would never do that, sir, I said, no problem, it's just please have a seat, makes self comfortable. So I sit down. I figured, all right to take a time on a remake. When you work in restaurants, the remakes go first remake because you don't want the remakes

to wait twice as long. You don't put them at the end of the long you make him first, right, So I said, there, go all right, no problem, I'll check my phone, I'll tweet whatever. So I'm waiting and I already waited like five or six minutes when I got there, even though it should have been ready, No problem. Now I'm waiting like ten eleven, twelve minutes. So the host comes over to me, not the burnout host, an older gentlemen, very nice, and he says, I'm so sorry,

Uh can I can? I can I get you anything? Are you doing it? Because I'm sure you're meal about in a minute. I think it's been about twelve minutes. Can you just can you just check that for me? Just checked him. No, No, he was like, yeah, no problem. I tell him what I ordered. He went in the kitchen, he came back. He says, they were giving you the business there. So he says, no, no, no, we're gonna wipe the floor with this guy's order. What like, they're gonna col slow my ass. So to fish him on

his nachos, that's fine. I don't know what. I don't care. So the guy comes back and he says, hey, your food will be on a couple of minutes. To just firing it up, bang that up, firing up, fired up restaurant. And it reminded me of the guy who who messed up my bathroom and said, I gotta can I use your bathroom real quick? Right? He says, we're firing they're firing it up. That means the eleven minutes I was waiting, they hadn't made it. They forgot. So I said, so

you're saying they forgot. He says, I'm gonna put a rush on it. That's a yes. So the remake of the remake make they didn't make it. So this guy had he not come over, no one was making it. The manager didn't follow up right. So the manager comes over to me and shows, here you go, Uh, have a good night. Sorry about that. But then the guy comes over to me as I'm putting my phone away, and he says, hey, have a good night. Um, you know,

thanks for coming. We appreciate your business. And I and I said, for my story, for this, for this treatment, for this experience, I love. So I say, I said to the guy, I gotta be honest with you. I love your nachos. They're the best nachos, but I'm not happy with the experience. I have to be honest with you. The fact that your manager didn't offer me a coupon half all off, Hey would you like a soda while

you're waiting? That would have been nice. So I all told I was there like twenty eight minutes for my pickup order that was supposed to be ready because they forgot, forgotten, then made it whatever. Now I know you're listening, going well, if you just picked the scallions off, you could have just left with the food that's not what I'm paying for. I didn't pay so I could fix the food that's scallion taste, and it's in the cheese. It's not like

it's on top of like that. I don't know what to tell you other than don't go to these themes. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you why. I love appetizers. I love fried food, I love cheese. I love the ambiance of TV's going on in fun drinks. I like the casualness of it if I want to bring my kids. I like the environment. I've gone to fancy restaurants where I've paid two dollars for a meal and they still mess it up. You've got a fancy restaurant where you got a free steak dinner.

Yeah yeah, and so did you, you prick. Neither one of us got a dinner. We paid for you oow me a steak dinner, and everyone on social media knows it. So I tweeted. I tweeted Friday night and I said, I tell the story. Got half hour weight, didn't get it nothing. So everyone everyone on Twitter was like, hey, I know you got free dessert because that's you know, that's my soul. You get free dessert. They get in touch with you. What are they doing for you? What

are they gonna do? I hope you didn't leave. That's terrible. They gotta do something for you, right, So the the Hulahans Twitter account. Uh, Now, if you run the social media for somebody for a restaurant, shouldn't you know how Twitter works? Can you DM someone that doesn't follow you? Right? So don't don't don't don't at me and say, hey, send us a direct message with what happened if you're not following me. But that's there out there, so I said, So I said, and I have to go back and

say you need to follow me. So then I have to wait for them to read that. They get back to him and say, okay, we followed you. I sent him a direct message. Media person would know how to use social media, right, So I direct message them and they say, you know what, it's the weekend. You know we're gonna alert the management whatever, blah blah, and so I've been told that the regional vice president of the area is gonna personally send me an email today and

take care of me. So I had a bumpy experience, which is look, it happens. It happens. Sometimes you accidentally. Sometimes the garnish person garnishes and doesn't read the ticket that says only right, I get it. Nobody checked the ticket to verify that I didn't want scions, Nobody checked to make sure it was being made. And then I'm sorry. Whatever kind of restaurant, whatever level of restaurant you are, you know, even as not even I paid for the

nachos to be ready, you're getting free dessert. I what I didn't pay for. I paid full used to wait a half hour for to go nachos. Where the people So the managers are managers from as a restaurant professional, she gets paid to know how to handle customer service. She's no different than working in a two. He's the only person that you should have dealt with from the beginning. The two girls that the front desk were no help to know. But the host was very nice, gentlemen, very helpful,

very polite. He checked on my meal. He made sure it was getting done. The manager. She should have followed up, She should have taken ownership. It wasn't busy. It wasn't busy. There were tables empty. It wasn't like she was banging out tables. She wasn't running food. She was hanging around. She was nice, But I'm sorry. You give me a coupon and you say, not just me, anybody. Hey, here's a coupon for a free appetizing next time you're here.

I'm so sorry. We appreciate your business. But saying you appreciate my business, you know what that is. That's the equivalent of when you call a company and you wait twenty minutes. Your your phone call is important to us. We value all of our customers. But that's my point. Don't tell me you value my business and then when you screw up my order and then forget to remake my order, you don't take care of me. You gotta give any customer, not just me, free dessert. That's what

I'm saying. And I'm still gonna tell my poll star rant to that it's time welcome. You've got mail. We've got an email from Savannah Angle. Give up to give up all I love Savannah Angle. Yeah, okay, well you can email us boys at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. We do read your email and they fax us to do you think the email is a thing of the past. No, I think I love email. I like email feedback. I just so many of our listeners just tweet us instantly. Yeah that's fine. I'm an

email person, you know that. Yeah. Well, anyway, Savannah says that I'm actually delete binging your podcast. Wait love that b I n g e I n g Oh gotta drop the Yeah, yeah you have you have an extra e in there. It's okay binging binging. But anyway, I'm an episode sixteen is where I'm at and you you guys had discussed that to let you know. It's very is it binge worthy? Okay? I love this podcast from Jersey.

Grew up with z one lovelist around the morning show, listened to your former podcast scary, and um this one is better. Okay, Uh, we'll skip over all that. Uh you know what, you know what was what binging has? Any what bing Wow? It looks weird, doesn't it, But it's it's it's it's with any huh b I n g. Hey, Rule number one of correcting people scary, be correct yourself, be right, you're right? Wow, okay, Savannah, we are your an apology. It does it looks like a funny word.

B I n g e I n g. Does not look correct like when you reading it on a page. All right, she's smarter than we thought. Away. Oh that's not right. Well, I just you know I love you anyway. Here's the thing. She didn't even give this podcast a chance until Bethany said that she really liked it and listens something about to give it a listen. So was Bethany who did it for us? That's okay, listen, um so glad I did. I absolutely love it. Love the unused jokes, ranting both your takes on life events that

are relatable. You two have a camaraderie, she funked up. You two have a comarad Ali C O M R A D E l W. Come on, come on, that's a typo and you can tell you've been friends for a long time. Long story. Start keep doing what you're doing. Also, thank you capitals all caps, scary and Brody for a binge dash worthy podcast. Guess what what after he hears this podcast, my name will come first because you were

cruel and unusual. And by the way, I want to I want to reiterate when you tell Elvis to listen to our podcasts, I was actually yelling just now, don't tell him listen to this one. You do. No, do not tell Elvis to listen to this one. This is not the right one. But again, definitely go on iTunes and leave positive views and all that. Jonathan Valentin, it's your boy New York. Yeah, fellow Brooklyn boy from now

living in Hershey, Pennsylvania, like Canarci Borderline Queens. Yeah, Borderline you're right on the edge of Brooklyn there and yeah, and I'm listening to episode seventeen. Is I take type this? And how do you not have Michael Rappaport on your show? That's right? Anyway, I wanted to take some time to thank you for the content. I appreciate both of you taking time to read your emails and tweets and back

and forth. I feel Brody and I are very similar because I am a Puerto Rican Jew in parentheses, he's just the frugal part. I'm a wow, what's the other party? Steal stuff? And we're gonna you know, the other party is I'm a huge Mets Jets walking dead face. Oh yeah, well, I like also very quick to have a joke, quick remark on me. And at lastly, I am so good at getting customer service to hook a brother up. Thank you for all of what you do. Keep up the

great work. Jonathan Valentine. By the way, a few of our listeners have Valentine. It's valent A few of our A few of our listeners remember Jose Valentin played for the Mets. A few of our listeners have tweeted at me saying because of this podcast, they've gotten things like they've gotten better customer service, because Brodie, you get to be a target. Yes, I know you can tell the story in a minute. A couple of people have downloaded the Amazon app so they can get their their discounted

stuff on their wish list. Awesome. All right, one more for today. Erica Smith wrote to us from Prospect, Connecticut. I had to let you guys know how great this podcast is. Brody, You're hysterical, scary. I love the way you actually I love Brodie. I love the way you scary playoff one another, scary. I love you, but I have to say I was disappointed when I heard that you didn't want to have Michael rap on the show. He's very funny. I think he would be definitely a

great guest. I just want to say I love you guys. Keep the great work, and I hope to hear Michael Rapport as a guest to all right, listen. And by the way, I know Rappaports from Manhattan, so I know last week got sucked it up. That's okay, you suked it up, but you'd listen. Okay, let's be clear. I didn't know what he had to offer after after Yeah, but I remember him from his freaking days being the high school principal in that that show on Fox What a You Got? What show was he in? He was

on that TV show. He was on that show with that other guy, Michael Rappaport. No, and I'm like, he was on Friends. Yeah, that's a cultural icon. Yeah, but he's a New York guy. No. But the latest stuff that he's doing with you know, I'm sorry and I apologized on the last podcast. I'm sorry I passed on him. So what's the update, Brody? Can we get him on? Is it too late Salvage. I've put out feelers for people that UH have Michael Rappaport connections. Good, But by

the way, I want him to call in. I want him to sit here in the studio. There's a special dynamic when you have people in the studio, and you know, I would have loved to have sebast my god, Sebasha Manascalco. Oh my god, I'm looking at his Oh my god, I'm looking at his IMDb profile. Okay. A true New Yorker through and through. Michael Rappaport was born in Manhattan to June Brody, a radio personality, and David Rappaport, a radio program a radio. He is of Polish Jewish and

Russian Jewish decaid. So am I June and David bros. Mother's name is prest parents and his father's David. His father's Brodie. His father is David Brode and no is no. His father is David Rappaport. His mother's maid a name is Brodie. His parents are David and Brodie. If they would have if they would have gotten a divorce and he took his mother's name, he would be Michael Brodi. Don't matter. He's got a David and a brother in radio,

and you turned him down. And his father was a radio program his mother, Yes, yes, both of his parents were in radio. Okay, so then he's gotta love us. He actually responded, did you see he liked some of the tweets? He graduated high school after a series of expulsions. Brody, I was there too. I got what you know? He tweeted. You know he responded to your tweets. He actually liked the tweets. Absolutely he did. I'll have to go back and check that. Yes, he did that. He liked the tweet.

I tweeted at him a lot. He liked it. I saw it. I'm Gonnachael, Michael. He actually when when um, when you tweeted that I didn't want to have him on the show. A listener wrote, how could scary not like Machael Rappaport. We've got it. You've got to have him on the show. Michael Rappaport saw that tweet and liked it. So what I think is he we're now on his radar. So now instead of getting a crummy little phone call with him, I think we can have a studio. He was on The Fresh Prince of bel Air.

You know that he was on n Y p D. Blue and I remember that the show What's the show that that? I'm thinking about? The foot Shooting Party on Fox? The one Fox Basketball Diaries, Mighty after Diety, I'm thinking of Basketball Death High movie. He was in The Pull Bear with David Swimmer. That was Swimmer's first major film after Friend and uh what during Friends, which is the one where he was a high school principal. I'm looking Don't Quit your day Job? It was a Fox show,

My Dreaming Naked Man. Oh my god, he's been in everything, would Awaken and gold on Baby. He might be the guy, he might be a he's the new Bill Pullman. He was on four episodes of Friends. You know he dated Phoebe. He's the new Bill Pullman. I don't know about that. I mean that guy's in there. Let's let's refresh everyone's memory anyway, all right, you gotta gotta get wrap. He didn't find the show. If you know, Mike, I'm looking

Grand Theft, Auto three, Doctor Doolittle, Triggerman, Paper Soldiers. What year approximately? Give me like nineties, early two thousand's. It was a he was not Boston Public episodes. Is Danny Hansen. That's where I say, that's where I totally I love Boston Public and he was great on it, great on Boston Public. I would have him on just for Boston Public. Boston Public that was the show, was a great show. And I thought that. I thought he was okay on

Boston Public is just great. See that's the problem. You don't love Michael Rappaport. Well, I could love him. Michael Rapport was you know, he'd say, you know what your problem is scary, You're fucking asshole. That's what he'd say, just like that. You know what, though, I'll tell you that his head accents every syllable. I didn't I love

that about him. I didn't love the Fat Jew before he came in here, but now, but when it came in now, now I'm like one of his biggest fans because you have to warm up to juice and the same in the same thing for Jackie the Joke Man. I mean I knew of him. I knew he was cool. I heard him on the radio. He used to do that laugh and he told all those jokes. After meeting him, I like Jackie the Joke Man more. I like him

going in and I like him more. Okay, so I could love you more, Michael Report, if you only came up here to our studios. Guess what, I got a great idea. I got a great idea. We have Elvis talk about it. Well, yeah, that that would be a better idea. Whatever that Elvis talked about. When I told Elvis we turned down Michael Report, what did Elvis say said? Why? How could you? You guys, you're not big enough to

turn down Michael Rappaport. He goes, he'd be great on your show, and then he said he'd be great on the big show, his show. Yeah, but you know, you know I will tell you this, Michael. Okay, here's how we get him. His parents were in radio, just off from a studio tour. He's got to be partial to it. So you could bring you, you could bring your mom and dad. I tell him we're related, that his mother is a distant cousin of mine. That's right, June Brody, Yes, yes,

second cousin from Kiev. That's it. Our families go way back. Let's do this. We gotta, I gotta get them on. Yeah. I'm gonna tell him though, that you passed on him. Okay, fine, And then I'll tell him, be honest with him. And again, Michael, if somebody plays this for you, I love you your new book. This book has balls, I believe is the name of the book. Um, we'll help you promote it, all right. I'm just alright, Michael Rabport. You have someone used jokes for us, because I only have a couple

of unused jokes. And I have a question about your dad, all right, and then I have my my pools. I don't even need the jing No, I wouldn't even play the It was a short week. It was a short week because we's we're doing this on Wednesday, and uh, Elvius used almost everything that I wrote this week, which is good. It's a good week. Oh that's another rant. I have a Thanksgiving rant. I thought we did that already. No, no,

I have a Thanksgiving A problem with Thanksgiving. And then, um, so I had won one joke this morning that Bethany didn't do. Uh Froggy is obsessed with his dog, like obsessed with it, Rocky Rocky Rue. I think he likes Rocky Room more than his own kids, which is fine. The dogs adorable, but he says he sings like every song that is the word you, and it he changes to rue. Right. What was the song he used this morning? He said some some pop song that we're playing and

it was like I love you and he's like rue. So. So I said to Bethany that she should say because she has two female cats that were just spade. And by the way, it's not spaded. It's Spade's a lot of people because you spay an animal and past tensive spay is spaded. Right, So I said, instead of praying by kesha, do you spay a female dog, you neuter a mail dog. I means you cut the balls off, but when you spayed a cat, you remove their uh ovaries and uterus, right. But people say where I'm from

in Brooklyn, people just stay spaded. No, it's not spaded. I'll tell you what does have any d at the end. But that was my one joke that wasn't great, And then you didn't even tell what was that was, or that she should sing instead of praying by saying right. And the other one was Nate called in that he's in Norway and we're making a lot of Viking comments and he's got his girlfriend out there, and you know they're sex fiends. So I said, if you have too

much Viking sex, you get four. That was more scar and as guardian it was a shut up. So my so my other rand speaking of Spain and spaded and you can you can debate me all you want. But if you take a verb and you pass tense, it you add any d end. Usually Usually if you text someone, you don't texted them. No, No, yes, you do text I texted and texted, right. You don't say I text her yesterday. No, that's like saying I talked her yesterday. No,

you talked texted. It's texted. Did you text me yet? Last? Did I text you? And if I said, oh, I texted you yesterday? But I don't say I text yesterday. I text you yesterday. It's texted. Yes. You don't say I call you yesterday. You said I called you. I facts you. I emailed you why ten years ago? I am ten years ago? But you wouldn't say I am you. You said I am you. I d M d I d m you. You don't say I d m you yes today? So why do people say I text you,

I text you? What's your question from about my dad? Okay, we talked about your dad yesterday and infect you have three kids, and we asked him who his favorite was. My father has three kids. Yeah, IoT, three kids. You're one of three. You have a brother, Anthony, you better looking brother. He's the youngest, and my sister's the middle. His sister, Jennifer's a sweetheart. Jennifers the one. She's the jan Brady Marsha Marshall. Marshall, Right, your brother could not

be any more different than you said. He doesn't look like you. He doesn't, so from that, he does not act like me. No, he's a rocker with tattoos and dude, he's covered. You have no tattoos. Your big dance. People don't realize that that. In fact, he came out to uh bald Frey Grani's show. Yeah, we saw him last week. Yeah, my brother was there and everyone who I introduced my brother to as my brother said, this is my brother. Step Everyone was like they had to do a double take.

That's your brother. Yeah. You first half half the people on this if don't even know I have a bro. You don't talk about your family ever. You never like, oh yeah my brother or not. You don't When was the last time you when your brother hung out last Thanksgiving, like your your family is so not a part of your life as far as your siblings day to day, you don't ever go Yes, I was talking to my sister. You don't have a call your sister up and talked to her on the phone. Well we hung out last

week when she had to go late get lazer done? Right? You took her for a sales Joseph and Jeffrey h Yeah, but you asked me if I if I took my sister. I didn't say what client did you take it to? But I had to give context. No, nobody needs context. I took it on the doctor, hung out, I took her to the stop it, stop it. Yeah, that's all you have to say. And now she sees better. She she's amazing. Stigmatism. I know, I know it's you know that people with a stigmatisms didn't know that they can

get lazer correction surgery done? Did you not know that? But they can? My sisters living proof. I understand it. Stop it, I got it, and it. I got this conception, you know, and that's it and that's why her life. To Dr Jeffrey delarusso, damn it hit them commercial slip the best in the business, son of a bitch. Okay, So your brother, by the way, I lived for the day that you're gonna do that. I'm not gonna do it. Nobody sponsors me. I don't have one sponsor in my life. No, listen,

I listen. If Hula Hands would like to sponsor, I would be glad to endorse you. That is so perfect, Brodie means a family change. Come to I love Applebee's, I love Hula Hands, I love Fridays, I love chilies, I love on the border. And I can tell you what's great about every one of them. I like almost every theme restaurant, almost everyone. I'm gonna tell you what I don't like, but almost every of the big chains that are in the East Coast. Anyway. So your brother,

your brother Stephen, right, Okay, you're Italian. What's your father's name, Anthony? What's your name Anthony? What's your mother? My grandfather's name is Anthony him here right? What's your mother's name, Roseanne? Couldn't be more Italian? What's your sister's name, Jennifer, Jennifer. How the hell is your brother Stephen? What kind of Italian name is Steven? Stephen's an Italian. No, Stefano is Italian, It's not. Stefano might be Italian, but so is Stephen.

What was the last time you saw Stephen punt Chechio or Stagna Gucci? Are you kidding me, Stephen. There's a lot of Stevens Steven, but you're like Anthony Rosalie Jennifer. I disagree with you, Brodi. Stephen is a very Italian name. Steven's a Jewish name. No, it's not. It is. Well, it could be Jewish as well, that's it's not. It's not a Talian. He could get Italian like Anthony, Guido, Steve, Steve, Steve Steve, like little Stevie. But it's not a tie

Stefano like if it was like americanized from Stefano. Anyway, So you're from your brother, No, the two things. Your brother who's looking like you, but from the neck down you're identical in your manner because when he stands and listens to a concert, he swings his hips forward and back just like you do. So I'm wondering, did your father do he humps the air just like you do? Yeah, well, you know, I will tell you one thing. Did your dad do that? My father and I we we do

the same thing. If we're sitting on a chair and we're we have our foot over our Oh my god, do you shake your legs? We both shake out the legs. My dad, his brother and I do the same thing. We wag out your foot. I can't help that. My father would do it subconsciously. I do it all the time. And my mother, my mother gets angry. Yeah, because he thinks he's a nervous twitch. She goes Anthony stopped. My uncle and my father and his brother would do that.

They cross their legs and the foot would hang over the other leg and they would shake. Your father, your your leg over your other knee, like you know, it kind of like a crossover. My father wags his foot does he does? He hump the air like you and your brother do. I've never seen him do that. Okay, your brother slumps the way you do, like he has kind of the shoulders bad pure Yeah, same exact look. I have awful posture. Yeah, but he has the same

waful right now. You did not do him any justice by like showing him like a little brother does how you stand? So your sister stand like that that she humped the air? She does not okay. She also has blue eyes, and no one in my family has blue eyes. It's also good looking, just as easy on the ice, not bad. That was all it wasn't it? Okay? So you know she call my sister right now? She's pretty. You don't think she's pretty. I do think she's pretty.

But coming from you, you SI, Listen, your sister is attractive. That made me like me telling you your daughter's hot, I'll kill you, see what you mean? But my daughter is My daughter is not holding unless you're running, unless you're unless you're a senator. My daughter is not old enough for you. Before you but before you call, just its current events. Listen, before you call you, we put you down on the phone. Hold on. No, we don't have to put it on the phone. And we don't know's.

I'll tell you what. Next week, I want to ask him this question. You know how you played. Do marry a kill so his three kids hug, kiss or kill? That's unfair. No, let's ask the If you're gonna, I'm gonna killed. Okay, So before we ask your dad next week, I want you to predict who would your father hug, who would he kiss, and who would he kills. It's quite honest, it's quite obvious that he's gonna hug my brother, kiss my sister and kill me. That's what I thought.

I hate that game. By the way, you should play with your friends. By the way, if you played, we played Do Marry a Kill on This Morning show with a thousand combinations, and no matter what combination, it is when scary is hidden that kids killed scary. Yeah, if you don't know how to play, just put three people three, just offer three choices and you have to say what you you assigned them, and you'd say to the person, you have to pick one and you're gonna do them.

You're gonna have to pick one and marry them. And you have to pick one and you have to kill it. Because there's there's always a kids Bob version of oh, let's play like uh uh, like love and ignore, like, there's always like the the but do Marry a Kill is like it's also f Marion kill. People's another a little a little more raunchy. But yeah, so you think your dad you would be the out one Sophie's choice, he would choose you. You're out right, all right, all right? Okay,

so I have the Thanksgiving rant. It's a short one for it. Okay, it's Thanksgiving Thanksgiving right now. I am third generation American, which is nice. Okay, let me see. Well, for one, so my kids are fourth generation American on one side of my family, the fifth generation one side the fourth which doesn't make us better or worse. It's just a part of the story. And so I feel bad because of my school. My kids school, they sent home a letter and they say, hey, we're having a Thanksgiving.

Everybody bringing food, thanks Chris, traditional Thanksgiving food from your culture. Okay, wait a second. So we go to a very diverse school. So if you're let's say you're you're Puerto Rican, your family might have fish or or means, and right, I don't want to stereotype whatever your culture might add. Like you added lasagna. Sometimes you go to Italian house for Thanksgiving, they make a lasagna like a like a start, like you guys have all kinds of food. Well, as a

fourth generation American, it isn't. I don't. I don't like having Russian and Poland. I don't have it like we don't have like that kind of culture should have brought in mac and cheese. No, we don't have like so for me as an Americans as all I know is American culture. My Thanksgiving is stuffing and cranberry sauce and sweet potatoes, the big four, like the main stuff. So there's nothing like, nothing exciting about that. What's my culture? No? So my, So a few years ago, I have three kids,

what are my daughters? Brought in stuffing? And they were like, where's the food from your culture? It's like that, that's our culture. We're American, right, so we it was boring. We had nothing exciting. So but I don't know from adding lasagna to my Thanksgiving there what the teacher was trying to do in net less educate everybody. I understand that, why don't you go back in time to see where you came from? Because at some point you were not from here. So about that. It isn't about that. It's

not about your history. It's not about history. It's not bringing like, oh my I'm Greek and my ancestors Russian. No no, no, that wasn't the question question. No, no, no, no, that wasn't what assignment was. The assignment was something that you eat at Thanksgiving from your culture. In other words, you eat lasagna because as an Italian from Brooklyn, you guys added lasagna traditionally to the Thanksgiving table comes before it, right, But as a as a Jew living in Brooklyn, you

just go right to the turk. We don't have mots of balls before that. We just have you know, we have the talk to bring in some good filter fish, because that's not Thanksgiving. Part of Thanksgiving. No, I was raised that Thanksgiving as a traditional American meal. That doesn't mean it's not it's not. It's a great thing if you read your culture to it. But we never added any culture to it, so we had nothing to bring in. Yeah, that's all that's a problem. So I just I want

people to relate to. If you have no extra culture, your culture is just playing old American. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing to Thanksgiving. You know, you're gonna see before anything, you're gonna sit down and you're gonna eat fresh woodsonel with super side and all the cheese and the crackers and all those greasy meats to translates superside is soaprisetta at your grocery exactly. Well, you're gonna see all that. Yeah, I don't I don't know from that. That's what I'm saying.

You're saying, so what do I get when I get to your house and you sit down before dinner. We'll put out some peanuts and cashews. Yeah, maybe some chopped liver. So put on Mrs Winebergs, so, Mrs wine Troup, Mrs wine Child, Mrs wine Troup's red container of chopped liver. Some rich crackers. Rich crackers are the best crackers. Don't get me started on Triss wine Traub died and now you're eating her liver. Yeah. Oh, chopped liver is the

best if that's your culture. But that's sort of Thanksgiving thing. That's just so companies coming over. You put out the shrimp platter, you put out some nuts, and you put out the chopped liver. Right now, I know, but that's because you're a New Yorker. But the rest of the country's going chopped that. I would much rather have the spicy meats in lasagna. That's what I'm saying. That's anyway interesting, All right, you got something else because I got my

pool rant. I've been promised to people and then we're done. We're going on a holiday. I gotta be honest. I want to just leave right now. Okay, so I should put the pool And if I bumped this pool rent one more week, right, one more week, we're gonna bump it, bump the pool rant. You said, we're gonna bump the pool rant. It's gonna be snowing outside here in New York. And is to get the pool rent when it's in the middle of January. I don't know why did you want?

Did you want? By the way, I just got a text message from my buddy Rob. Now I said, your buddy Rob, let's let's let's go. So my buddy Rob number one. Last week we referenced the fact he wrote a great review on iTunes. By the way, please review us on iTunes and give us a nice review. Thank you. Um. And he wrote a great review about these two jerk offs are pretty funny, and and it said his name was I left my wife two years Rob, I left my wife two years ago. But I didn't read the name.

I just read they anyway, that was him. He's the same guy who I was talking to. My friend Rob was single forever. He got engaged and married when he was I don't know, maybe forty right, forty one, I don't know. Somewhere on there I found a nice girl in her thirties. They got married. I was very happy for him, and so he and she, in my mind, moved to South Carolina and I have only seen him once um since then, but we talked on the phone,

we Facebook, you know whatever. Brody on the morning show Scary is talking about how he never wants to get married, he's never gonna change, and I said, you know what, my buddy here he happened to be visiting that day. I said, I know a guy who spent his whole life like that bar tender, meeting girls, sleeping with whoever, never gonna get married, never wants kids. Now he's in a relationship, he's got he's he's married, he's got two dogs, they own a home and blah blah, and you should

be like him. And was sitting next to right because Rob was a part of the podcast and he talking about you, Rob, and he says, I left my wife two years ago live on the podcast. I have been best friends with him since before. Many people listening to this podcast We're alive, and I didn't know that we it was it was hilarious. That was a great right ship moment in our podcast. So he listens to this

podcast every week. Within fifteen minutes of us posting it, he's on it, and he and he writes back, great podcast, and he'll write team Scary every time. I love you, Rob. I loved you before I knew you, so I write back team Rachel, which is his ex wife. And you know he says that jokes two years old. So f you Rob. Anyways, all right, so the Pool podcast, Garn, I'm sorry. I hope everybody's having it happy Thanksgiving this this weekend. I'm looking forward to my email from Hula

Hands my direct message. I'll update you guys on what I get for free dessert. And by the way, I want to let everybody know about the the second podcast what I'm doing. As you talk about walkers and talkers, I have not talked about walkers and talkers. By the way, thank you for seg in two weeks this month. Yeah, walkers and Talkers, My Walking Dead, Preacher, Fear the Walking Dead overall, David Brody just being fun. Other podcast with

Jamie from Light to Fem, New York. We've already set the record for most listens for our podcast in two weeks of this month. We beat last month already congratulation. So it's we're doing really well, thank you for mentioning it. But you have another podcast in the second one, it's I like to call it the birthday podcast. Shut up, Dick.

So Cheryl, Cheryl and I Share knows Uh. From from our off air show podcast, the two of us have spun off a podcast called Speaking Volumes with Share and Scary And although this this podcast should be Speaking Volumes because a volume is so loud, it really should be. UM. Right now, it's on Speaker. If you go to my social media at Scary Jones or at Cheryl Cosenza, um, you can get you can link to the episodes. It will be on I Heart Radio shortly um in the coming week or so a couple of week and then

after that it will be on iTunes. But right now it's on Speaker, Baby Steps. It's only only two episodes in, so we just released episode number two yesterday. You need a third episode to get on my heart so that's why, so episode number three is coming next week. We're gonna do them weekly, so we we so go to speaker dot com search for Speaking Volumes podcast. But but if you don't go to speaker when that third episode goes up next week boom on I Heart Radio, and then you can be I n G E I n G.

You could be binging it. That's right, Savannah. Props to Savannah spending binging right. And so so there's that telling Savannah next time, Seana, okay, Savannah, alright, So anyway, please find us on those podcasts. That would be awesome. And you know what, byba Waly my podt I will tell you the first two episodes they kinda they're kind of whatever. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, hold on, hold on,

remember three episodes of four episodes ago? I said, I said the audio of the Girl as a podcast in our company, and she said, oh, it's it's it's it's it's it's okay right now, or we're working on making it better. And you said, who'd want to listen to podcast if she doesn't even sell her own podcast? You just did the same thing. Well, I just don't want to underpromise because we just we're just getting our footing. We're just getting our footing. We will get better. So

they just skipt episode five. Don't tell people that you just did. You're not gonna listen now. You should say as good as they are, they're getting even better. You don't say cool this setting the table on these couple of episodes. You just said a folding table episode. I sit at a folding table for the kids table. Come on, by the way, U, that email that said they listen to our podcast is of Bethany. She's on the Acquired Taste podcast. Check it out. You know where we're from. Brook Boys, Boys,