#174: Rock Jock Or Shlock Jock? #Babs

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Brooklyn Boys podcast. Yeah, yeah, no, not, there's never any expectation. Who's to say when anyone is even listening or binging this. Most people hear this, they don't know when it was released. I mean, yeah, but normally we've been recording on a third Wednesday. Recently. We used to record on Thursdays sometimes Fridays, and then we moved to Wednesdays during pandemic time, and now it's Thursday. Just happens to be a Thursday again,

So it's just like old times. Brodie. Yeah, well, maybe you want to say something to Alexis Noel at Underscore. Alexis Noel Underscore, that's rough, Uh, she said on Twitter when you're sad emoji because at Scary Jones ditched the podcast from Augarita's at David Brodie, we appreciate you, hastag boogie bastard. Well, people need to know truth be told. Last week I made plans to go tod on a Wednesday. Well, I didn't know it was a Wednesday. It was just

Sinko de mayo. My friends are like big holiday field. Well to me, do you ever call Thanksgiving Thursday? No? Like Thanksgiving? What are you doing for Thanksgiving? Nobody, nobody, but nobody. Giving is always on a Thursday. No, but nobody thinks about it as a Thursday. I'm saying, do you think of the holiday? You think of it on a Thursday because you always get from when you think of Christmas, when you think of New Year's Eve and New Year's Day, you don't think of the day of

the week. You just think of the holiday because that's the big headline. So my friend's job, if I have a job, there is no job. But this is jo, this is our fun. That's what we do. Know the Brooklyn boys. I'm brody, he's scary. That's how it works. So here's what happened. I said. So what happened was I wanted to go out for single to Mayo, Like, yeah, let's just book that place. It's hard to get in. We got the reservation, and then my friend did be

a favorite let us in. And then I'm like, oh, ship, that's today's Wednesday. Oh my god, thinking the Mara falls on a Wednesday. Eight am, Scary texted me and says, hey, man, I just realized. First of all, you didn't just realize. You knew last night Tuesday night that you were going out to dinner Wednesday, but you texted me at eight o'clock in the morning, he said, He said, hey, man,

just I just remember to have dinner plans tonight. The Sinko to Mayo just remembered eight o'clock and okay, okay, so can we do the podcast at ten? I'm sorry, I have a life. No the fact that you got mad at me. No, I got mad at you because I'm mad at me because I didn't change my entire world for your party. I wanted to do it early. I wanted to do a ten thirty in the morning yesterday. But I'm half asleep. I lucky I get through the morning show. Dude, I'm up all night. I know. Go on.

So if you're on social media, you know I'm responding to your tweets at two o'clock in the morning. You know one thing I want to send. There's been many times I've made concessions because to you, for you, because that I don't go public with. Well, they're legitimate concessions. What makes me wanting to spend time on singing to my my friends not legitimate? Because if I said to you scary, hey, I'm going out partying on Easter Sunday, I'm not. I'm my Christian. That's not Mexican. You're out

partying on Sinco to Mayo. You're an Italian kid from Brooklyn. It's funny you say that because Peter so get there and and all of a sudden, it's not Mexican Independence Day's God, it's not, It's no, it was the Battle of and that was when the Mexicans won the end of I'm sorry, Mexicans beat the someone in a war, France World War. They were outnumbered, outgunned, outmanned hundred fifties

something years ago, a long time ago, whatever. So so we were out and all of a sudden they show up with this what looks like a truck from this this huge old school truck, and on the top of the flatbed truck with these shots of Don Julio and they come out with the sparklers. So I put it on my Instagram story and no less than three people

are like, who look at the gringo celebrating Mayo. I'm like, wait a second, anyone could celebrate that like this is you're trying to appropriate the holiday for you And I'm like, I'm at a place called gringos owned by white people. It's called gringoes. It's called that because what a gringo is is a a person who's white. It's a bunch of yeah, yeah, but yeah, right. But what I'm saying is the people who own Green Goes are Green Goes and sitting in there? Are you gonna go out partying

for Kwanza next? Like? Wait, where do we draw the line? But we're going to pass Over party? And you know I've been to Satyrs before though, so it's hard for me to say not at a bar. I've been as sators. I've been as sators. Why you can't celebrate the occasion. This is what's wrong with society. Why can't we all give you? I'll give you a pass on St. Patrick's. I was about to say, is it everyone doesn't everyone

where green and go drinking for St. Patrick's? So St. Patrick's Day is really more of an American partying holiday. At least it's started out that way. I know what supposed to represence, so did and this one has become that. But this is the it's it's a Mexican war. You're out celebrating just okay, and it's a Wednesday. My point is you give up the podcast for holiday? Did not know because I had for I had these plans. It doesn't know you had these Somebody listen to me something.

Somebody's got to do something other than go complain at home. Depot for customer service. I can't be sitting in my basement, locked up with my face mask on in my basement. I'm not wearing a face. What I'm trying to say is I'm trying to do stuff and go out and see things and talk about things and have contents for us. So so my, So you were taken one for the team by going out. You did it. You did it

for the mask show preps. I see I need like the national anthem or like something patriotic playing my apologies. I didn't realize you went out on Sinco de Mayo to celebrate the victory at the Battle of Pueblo, to represent all of the people who have been quarantined, who haven't been able to go out and not fully vaccinated yet, who haven't rejoined society. People are not getting vaccinated. Dut dun. That's pomp and circumstance. I get it. So God bless you,

Scary Jones. I'm doing things, by the way, speaking of Sinco de Mayo. This is this is by the way, this is. This is the difference between you and me. You choose your life and I choose mine. Done, I chose the podcast. I don't love the slice is any any less, they know that you all them, you awe them, you put them on the single to Mayo. I put them over single to Miyo. Okay, So speaking is single to Mayo the most embarrassing thing I've heard in a while.

So in case, because some times people say single to Mio, like Rio de Janeiro, they don't think about what it means. It's the river of Gennaro, whatever Gennaro means, but it's Rio's river and day is of right. But people I went to Rio de Janeiro, but they don't think about it that it's a river, right like Punta Kana. It's the it's the point. It's okay, all right. The point to Mayo is the fifth of Mayo or which may

month of May? Fifth of May. Okay. So I'm not gonna call out anybody by name because I'm a fan of this person on the radio. But he was saying to his co host, I can't celebrate tonight because I've got some plans, other plans. I want to watch some sports, Like I can't celebrate tonight. I'm going to celebrate next week on the twelfth, right, Okay, week from tonight. That would be the Doce de mayo. No, so he said, I'm gonna be celebrating on Sinko down say. So, first

of all, don't say is eleven. Yeah, so what he said was I'll be celebrating on five. That's not a thing. What he meant was like you Tuesday next twelfth of May. But he's celebrating on Sinko down say And he said it like four times and nobody called him out the fifth of eleven, right, Okay, so that's that's that's just bad. We I could tell you something. I just want to say this, don't sinco to mio yet. So make sure you're seguing and keep it on single, keeping on the

keep it on the what's your favorite taco? What's your favorite? What? What do you what do you love? What do I love? I mean, I like, I like you know, carne asada? Do you like barbacoa? Do you like? Um, i'll pasta? Or what what do you love? I I like meat and cheese and tomato and put it in something and call it what you want. So okay, so like that's

the ground beef one. Okay, it's a less night. By the way, if you went to taco bell to celebrate sinco to mayo, you failed someone, don't talk about you want to talk about a Mexican. At this place, they had a chicken and waffle taco and it was so good. It was fried chicken with syrup and and and the taco shell was a waffle and it was so damn good. I want to say, don't hate on it. But then again, what do you expect from a place called Gringos? Yeah, so I rest my case. But it was so good.

It was so good chicken and waffle taco. I well, that's like calling like buckwheat spaghetti Italian? That no, what if? I don't think Italians make buckwheats? What about chickpeef you see? Or no, like squid inc pasta, lack lentil RIGATONI no, no, no, made of lentils. No, that's not that's not Italian. No. By the way, I'll get back to sing to mind a second I had I bought I don't know how to handle this yet, scary because they were closed when

I call you handle it all day in your basement. Ah. No, I bought lasagna from somewhere pre made lasagna lasagny as they would say, traditional meat lasagna with sausage, pork and vealing. Yep, sausage pork and veel, no sausage beef and I and I think feel lasagna. Well, right before the podcast, I'm eating my lasagna, which is just layers of goodness, right, and I bit down on something hard. So I thought maybe it was like one of those things like it's a little like a it's like, I don't know if

it's cartilage. It's in the sausage. You know, somethings get a little wite. Yeah, somethings to get the white thing. It's like a bone. It's like a piece of something, right, So I'm like, I don't like to think about what it really is. I just spit it out and it's part of the sausage though it happens, right, So I spit this thing out and it's a little piece of metal, like it looks like it looks like a screw, like a cork screw, like a piece of metal that got twisted.

But it looks like a like a like a paper clip, but not a paper clip like thicker like it was I don't know, like a like shrapnel was shiny. Yeah, it was metal. It wasn't shiny because it was in

tomato sauce. But it's a piece of metal. So I don't want to be like the guy who faked the shrimp in the cereal box guy, and I'm on him like I'm not gonna soothe them, But I feel like I should at least tell them right, like I should say, hey, maybe one of your machines is losing some some shavings or something like maybe the sausage machine the grinder is like is falling apart. I wouldn't make I wouldn't make

it a federal case. But next time, next time you go in there, say hell, by the way, last time this happened to me, I gotta let them know. I gotta call him tomorrow. Next time I go could be three weeks from now. So waits off and kill somebody. So are you expecting to get money back? No, I'm I said it. I'm not looking for anything. I didn't break it too, so so you're just doing it for

safety reasons. Safety safety, like, hey, check out your sausage machine because that that batch might be filled with other pieces of metal. That That's what I'm saying. So I immediately called and they closed at six tonight, so I gonna call tomorrow. I see why. That's all. Yeah, So back to single to Mayo. I'm not ready to talk about it now, but I'm going to talk about what happened to me at Chipotle. And I didn't go to

Chipotle because it was Single to Mayo. I wake because my daughter was like, I'm in the movie Chippolea, can you pick it up? So I want to tell you what happened there because it end up in a a in a very long phone call, and and some possible free dessert. Great, um, I love that. I love free dessert. Today was a different holiday today, and and don't quote me, but today was either uh, nurses Day, Teacher's Day or part of nurses week, Teacher's week whatever. Today was a

part of nurses week. It was Nurse's Day, but it's also teacher week, right, I believe, Okay, no disrespect to either of them, because they're both ultimately important. Sure, listen, UH nurses are saving lives. The teachers are the future of our without question. You know, you don't even have to make an argument for that, right, Although somebody texted in who was a teacher yesterday? And said us teachers really could use the money. Us teachers right now. If

you're not sure what why that's wrong. It's we teachers, like we the people, we need it, but you wouldn't say us need it. So that's frightening to me that that was a teacher. But anyway, I love teachers. I'm not looking to find fault. But there was a problem today. Did you see the problem on the text messages today? Scary with Elvista ran big show. There was some problems, problems. We do a four hour show, right the average person, I know you've been like I listen the whole show.

The average person listens for twenty minutes. That means a lot of people listen for seven I had to get in the car, there in the shower. Here a piece of the show. And if they don't hear what they wanted to hear, they think we didn't say it, so that you're talking about the horrorscopes problem. No, No, I'm talking about the teachers and the nurses today. Oh yeah,

we acknowledge them. Then we go to commercial and then all of a sudden it's like a new audience and then they go, how come, how come you didn't talk about We've talked about that on this podcast We know the but here's what happened today. So, uh, it was, you know how like you spin plates, like if one has plates spinners that the expression like the guys on

the with the plates on the stick. You spin it right, then you go to the next one and spin that one, and then when the third one starts wobbling, you spin that one. So you try to like keep everybody happy. So Elvis was doing his best to hey, we love our teachers, we love our nurses, we love our teachers. Hey happy to and so uh someone would text in and say, hey, you haven't mentioned the nurses. He'd go, ah,

love the nurses, hardware, what a year they had. I mean, who doesn't appreciate what the nurses and the medical profession has been through the past past year. It's been horrific. And teachers having to work remote a lot of them, and I mean it's terrible on both of them. So as soon as he would say something about one of the groups and give them their moment, the other group would text in saying, hey, I got it. We get the nurses, but it's also teachers. Where you got the teachers.

You can't please everybody at the same time. So at some point around eight thirty, Uh, I guess it was a teacher. No, it was a nurse. She's like, Hey, I'm all about the teachers, she said, but I'm fucking tired of hearing about teachers. It's nurse as weak. And then she went on to say, like, hey, teach, Without teachers, you wouldn't be able to read. Without nurses, you wouldn't be alive to learn how to read. And how about fucking remembering that? Like, holy sh it, Like I know

you've had like this one person. I'm not all all of anybody, but this one person that that we we've been talking about nurses all morning, and like you're shipping on teachers because you only heard us say something like you got a mental health awareness and I could here, but it's like, if you're not covering this story about the firefighter we mentioned it three times a well, people get it. I mean here, let's move on this podcasting. Was my point was day we were going after each other. No,

of course, because it's every five minutes. If you don't say the same thing, people wonder why we play the same song over and over and over again. How come you didn't play Driver's License. Oh my god, you play Driver's License, you can't win. But that's why. That's the reason why we play the most popular songs over and

over and over and over again so people don't complaint. Yeah, we played for the twenty minute listener podcast is not like that because you're listening to the entire thing, so we really only have to mention something once or twice, right, and then you get it. Speaking of listening to the whole thing. Uh, Two very important things we've learned this week we want to share with you. Number One, Episode one seventy still needs you to listen, so please help

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pour our hearts out. You don't have to listen to multiple episodes in a day, because we've learned also, they don't count. I don't count, so one episode of day is well we need now you can listen to we're getting. So that's what we're saying. Let's see if we can push this podcast through the roof if we could, because the numbers are great, but apparently not they're a counting for this I heart chart anymore. If you listen on other platforms, that's all you've done. You're done. Hold on, Hey,

you you reacted to. You rarely react to stuff that I post on Instagram. But the other day I posted and I talked in foods, I mentioned what's this Yeah, I mentioned around the room, the Big the Big Show. I posted on Instagram on my story. Uh, it was the Bruno mar song I Think I Want to marry you, And it was a bride and Bruno mars it almost like he was do we have to pay royalties for that?

I think we may? Oh, my god. And the bride was at a wedding outside and they were the grass was green, and there was beautiful bridal party and black of her. She was about to wrote the bouquet behind her head and she does a psych out and does it over the head, does a little twirl and hands

it off to one of her bride'smaids. And then within two seconds she the bridesmaid who caught the bouque, turns around and there her fiance or there her boyfriend was, who gets on one knee and pose proposes to her right there within one fell swoop. That's why I say

fell not felt so literally. Within thirty seconds, it's bride fake toss to the late to the bridal party, lady boom, she gets the bouquet and then all of a sudden she gets proposed to on the spot and then everyone went oh, and everybody was surprised, and Brodie was like, that guy's an asshole, and you know what, I agree, and that's why I posted it because who how could you steal someone else's thunder on their special day? I don't get it. How does a bride? How does a bride? Like?

First of all, God bless the bride, you know, for say, agreeing to all this because you know it was all planned. But can you imagine that I wouldn't have the balls to want to interrupt someone else's wedding and say, hey,

can I even do the proposal like your wedding? And you can't ask The only the only way that makes any sense is if the bride said to the guy like, hey, Mike, you know what would be great if at the end, when I throw the bouquet, if you're gonna because he may have said that, I'm gonna propose, like I'm gonna

you guys have your wedding. We're not gonna get engaged until after you guys are married, so we don't Still if it was the bride's idea entirely okay, But if it was his idea and he went to her and she's like, maybe she don't want to hurt his feelings and say no and being an asshole about it, yeah, don't do that. Don't like you're in the video. Now, that guy's a douche. If even if if he if he convinced the bride, if he convinced the bride, I want to do this, please please, we're gonna have a

viral video. Remember the day. Well that part happened and went on TikTok and it did. Yeah, but you can't, like, I can't fathom on my wedding day if if my like if one of my buddies wanted to propose the wedding Yeah, yeah, it's like that, not not No, I mean listen, when I was working though, she turned around really quickly. I have to watch the video again. Did he call her like like, did he get he get?

He got in her face? She turned around with the bouquet and he was like right there with the ring, right, But what made her turn around? Did someone say turn around? Yeah? Maybe, I don't know. I don't know. Well, in my mind is that she turned around almost like she knew he would be there. No, I don't think so. I don't think it was staged in that way. I don't know.

I think maybe it was staged. Listen, we've had some crazy ship go on when I used to be a Palm Shore club waiter back in the day in Brooklyn. Oh my god, dude, we we You want to talk about stealing the thunder? How about somebody choking on the salmon at dinner time and they had a car? Is that choking on? No? Literally, we were some guy took his girlfriend in the bathroom he was choking. We were

in the middle of dinner service. And some guys started choking violently at at dinner and they had to bring

him out on a stretcher. They called the ambulance and everything that was talk about stealing your thunder, being upstaged on your wedding day, or or how about the time where you know we had to You know, the wedding halls were split in half, right, so there was the top floor with the big party that was they spent more money, and then there was the middle floor party, which had half the amount of people and usually was

a buffet dinner and not a course by course meal. Well, the people someone from the court from the middle floor wedding got into a fight with somebody from the upstairs wedding on the steps of the entire place. They were literally outside and they must someone said something about someone's girlfriend. Whatever was going on. On the steps of the Palm Shore Club. They were smoking cigarettes and next thing you know, they were like beating the ship out of each other.

And then the entire someone came running up the stairs to the wedding that I was at, and they like, there's a fight outside, let's go. Can you imagine that? Poor bride? Like, when are you going to parties? Here? I paid all this money and everybody runs off the door to gain And there was a brawl that happened on Emmon's Avenue in the middle of the street. It was terrible. Yeah, you can't. That's you gotta put your your your your your fight behind you, like you gotta

put the bride ahead of your desire to fight. Dude. That's Brooklyn for you. Dude, that's Brooklyn in the nineties. You know what's going on there at your house? You got some a lot of scuttle butt there, Brodie, The dogs a barkin. There's people coming in the house, so the dogs are barking. Let them bark away. Yeah, Um, you're right, Yeah, I'm good. Huh, I'm good. You don't sound good. I'll tell I'll tell you what happened. So I have the blue Yettie microphone and on the bottom

is a micro USB. You plug in the cable too, and it's been loose for a while, which is why sometimes you like it and sometimes it disconnects because it was loose. So I saw on my dogs going crazy. I saw online it's it's at a quote unquote easy fix. It's an easy fix, eazy feezy fix easy. You take the screws out of the bottom and you twist this and you unscrew that, and uh, you get to the circuit board part where the plug goes into the gazinta and you take a little pair of needle nose pliers

and you give a little pinch. You tighten it back up right and then it it grabs grabs better. So I did that. So one of the uh it says, Oh, the knobs pop back on. The little on off button pops back on right with the light in it very easy to put back together. So I put it back together. Here's the problem what I'm noticing, and I probably have to do this when we're not recording. The little button that with the red light that you you push into

mute and you push back out to a mute. It seems not to be lined up properly or not clicking with the piece inside, and so when I go to pause it, sometimes it doesn't pause, and if I pushed too hard to get stuck. So I had to put my teeth on it and pull it back out, so to speak. If you know what I'm saying. What I'm saying, I try to put my teeth back on it, you try to pull it back out. So, yes, that's what I just did. I got the button to come back out because I had paused it with the dogs barking,

and I couldn't unpause it while you were talking. So I went and I bit it and I grabbed it. So there you go. Uh yeah, no, no, I was gonna. I were you? You were looking up my Instagram about when I posted this afternoon. You made me very hungry. You did so normally when you post food, it's like you were out the night before. Everything I post is food. Let's be fair. This caught my attention for a couple of reasons. One, I know you used us Slice to make your order. I did so. I know that you

you know you're you're supporting local business. I can't be upset with you, but you you put up a picture of a meat ball Hero. But then you opened the meat ball Hero and showed the cheese and sauce, and it was like it was it was it was adult entertainment for me watching this beautiful sandwich and knowing it was that you did the right thing by using Slice, and and you supported a local business, which is a nice thing, Hothouse Pizza in this case. Shout out to them.

You know, it's crazy because the Slice people on Twitter responded and they said, nice cheese pole. You know you got that gooey cheese you have, you know, like when you pull cheese apart from something from bread and has. Yeah, that stretch, the little street stretch, that's how that's a good That's the sign of the beginnings of a great sandwich. But yeah, no, so I was I'm like, you know, I didn't want pizza today, but I wanted something from a pizza place, so I ordered meat ball Palm Hero.

I mean, you know, me and meet Paul Palm. I mean that's synonymous. I'm beginning to look like a meat Paul Palm. That was your nickname in high school. It was uh and you were a chicken parm so you we were pretty much one and the same. But you know, we wanted to we want to let our our slices

know that. Hey, we talked about it at the top of this podcast, and we'll mention it again that the reason why we love Slice so much is because they have saved local businesses and local pizzeria as an independent restaurants around the country over two d fifty million dollars in fees because they don't charge them as much. They work with over fifteen thousand local places. This is a

national thing, by the way. So there's if you if you gone to the Slice uh you know app wherever you you can download it, you can see local pizza places in your area. Uh. And that's why we want, you know, wanted them to be a partner with us because well, first of all, their website, uh, Slice life dot com makes all the sense of the world and

you guys just slices for life. UM. We want to support them as much as we can, use them as often as you can, and you know that your next order, their next order, you get one, and you say use it wisely on your favorite place. You get five dollars off using the keyword Brooklyn. You use code Brooklyn to check out, they'll give you five dollars off. But they do other things. Yeah, they also make ordering easy, so rather than call the local place when they're busy and

they gotta put you on hold. I was visiting my mom this weekend. I legitimately called right. She's like, call them, call them, call them. I said, right, Mom, but I'm gonna use the app, so we'll call them and see what time they close. I called and I got I got a message that they said, uh, we're busy right now, please hold. I was on hold for six minutes. I gave up. I went on the app. I ordered immediately and I was done. And I customized that. You know

me with customizations, I customized it. I got my mom what she wanted. She wanted to meet boll Hero. No cheese, my mom. My mom doesn't like the cheese now at her at her age, she doesn't. I got myself a sausage Palm Hero using slice and I got it. It It was perfect. And then I have to do with the phone, which was great. I just showed up, picked up my order and I was done, and and and the best part of this is now it's of course Mother's Day this weekend. You want to do something really funny. Um,

they have pizza bouquets from Mother's Day. I'm starting to do this. Certain places have it. It picture around pie and then picture a fold on one side and then the opposite symmetrical, and a fold on that side, both inward towards the center, making a triangle at the bottom. And now it looks like a bouquet of flowers. Your entire pizza. So they literally folded for you and it looks like a pizza bouquet. It hilarious when it's all done.

But we want you to if you can, you know, go to slice, Go you know, download behind the place it has a pizza, but downloaded from your on your smartphone, by the way, from the app store. Okay, and one of my flowers by the way, that's great, but they don't taste as good as pizza. Do something nice for the women in your life, for your mom's and get yourself some pizza, and again use code word the keyword

Brooklyn and get five dollars off. I got one of those scam calls, a different kind, and I was almost relieved by it because it wasn't the usual Marriott Hotels or uh car warranty. This was the call. I don't know if you've gotten this slices or scary. This is the call I got. It was a number I didn't recognize, but I said, I'll just pick it up because you never know, it could be somebody whatever. So they said, uh, hey, this is Jason. Hey, sorry I missed you. Oh this

is Jason Hello. Can you hear me? This is Jason Hello. They kept saying that you wanted to make it. They wanted to make it like real life, right, they can you call me back? My phone's breaking up. Call me back. First of all, so I looked up the phone number. It's in Kentucky. So number one. I don't know anyone in Kentucky. I certainly don't even named Jason in Kentucky. And I'm pretty sure there is nobody in Kentucky named Jason.

That's what I'm going with. All three, so, uh, this is the new scam they call you, And it wasn't. It wasn't. It wasn't with an accent where you think like it's another country. Literally a ah, my phone's breaking up, call this number right now. And then they'll charge you five hundred dollars a minute. As soon as yeah, they connect you kind of scam off. They connect you to a third world country and then you screwed. Oh yeah, and they try to get some automatic forwarding to try

and get your Social Security number. They hire some guy, it's a voiceover guy, and like, I we need you to read this script. Hi'm Jason. He has no idea what it's for, but he records it. Then I got, you know, some some countries somewhere in the world that scams people play the Jason clip, put it on the call go. So I don't know if you've got if you've got similar calls, if it's always Jason. But Jason called me, and you know I didn't call Jason back. Hey, um,

it was that what this was? Voice oh one in the sound clips or no, that's a different voicemail. No, So I didn't label it. No, I didn't get to record the Jason. I'm trying to Oh you know what that is? Okay. So I'm listening to a hard rock station on satellite radio. Okay, And you know how sometimes rockers try to sound so cool that they crap on pop music. Oh yeah, that's their best defense, right. So that's clip one, and then you have the Katie clip. Katie,

that's clip too. So this this DJ, I don't normally make fun of people in our industry, but she was trying too hard to sound like a rocker, and I didn't get the impression. She's actually a rocker. But she's very upset about the Billboard Awards, so she does every cliche in this break. She craps on you know, the mainstream UH Award Joe and pop artists, and it's almost like a textbook, like a script for yeah, man, everything is anti establishment. And then she puts on the rock

her voice out of culture is the counterculture, right. And then I want you to hear the way she signs off her DJ name at the end, which is what the Katie clip is hard being really cool rocket girl? Right, Alright, you know how Five Finger Debt Punch are nominated for you don't pause on this thing, Hold on, I'm sorry, She goes, you know how five Finger Death Punch got nominated? No, I don't know how they got nominated. She what she means is you know that they did, But she's like,

you know how they got nominated? Right, right, first of all, trying, she's trying to dumb down the speak. Right, nobody talks like that anymore. Okay, so listen to her. Gad here we go. All right? You know how Five Finger Debt Punch are nominated for Billboard Music Award for Top Rock Artists. I didn't know who else was nominated, so I went and looked, and this makes little to no sense. But

what do you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The only other band that makes sense in this category is a C d C. Otherwise you have twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly. They are not rock artists. People, Oh man, what are they thinking? I pray that Five Finger Death Punch takes this one home to show the real rockers what's going on. Listen to them right now. My name is Katy Babson. Thanks for hanging Katie Babs. Yeah A play that play the Katie clip again. I

was Katie Babs. My name is Katy Babson, Thanks for hanging God. Oh God, that's putred. You don't talk about dud that. People like that give us a bad name, which is people being people. But whatever, someone does the DJ voice. They're talking about her everything that's wrong with radio. They're not the real rocker roy like us. And I'm sorry, Katie Babs, but it's ketob albums. I'm sorry, Katie, Katie. My name is kat My name is Katie. By the ways,

is the oldest cliche in the DJ freaking handbook. That's a crutch phrasist. Every checklist it was, let's let's shoot on the establishment, let's shoot on the pop artists. Let's real rock and roll. The voice. It's called the Billboard Music Awards. Okay, So in the world of Billboard and if we're judging by the charts and who's buying the music or who's listening to the music and what music they're listening to, I'm sorry, but Machine Gun Kelly arguably had you know, one of the top rock albums of

the year. He really did, and that's because that's according to the fans. He's He's got like three four songs on it that are huge, their hits, their rock I mean, I sent a lot of guitars in them. And then she mentioned she goes off on twenty one Pilots, another really successful rock act. Hey guess what the rock world. Thank god for artists like twenty one Pilots and Machine Gun Kelly to keep keeping a death, to keep the

genre alive. You see what I'm saying. Else is doing music like that, and Machine Gun Kelly with Halsey Forget Me Too, that's a rock song. And you know me, I'm a metal head and I like five Finger Death Punch, And I know what she's saying. It's like she wants medallic. If it's not loud cock rock, then it's not rock. But that's not true. You know who doesn't like Machine Gun Kelly. Katie Babs. They'll play the clip. My name is Katy Babs and for hanging Kate Babs. And by

the way, the friend of Kati Babbs. We apologize Babs. I mean your your your name is Katie Babs and you're that's and you're on rock station. You're trying to of course no, but even your DJ name, like, I think you need a better name than Katie Babs. And by the way, can I can I just rip the rip the band aid all, We'll rip the mask. Why not just be Kate? Hey, it's Kate. Anyone in radio whose last name is night that's not no, and it's yeah,

I'm sorry, or any anyone with the name Kid in it. Well, that's yeah, their name isn't kid, but that's there's no kid. It was like a kid, Mike. Chances are it's not. My classic radio move is to take your first name and your middle name and make that your DJ name. Uh huh what about taking your last name and making it your DJ name, your last name, making your right exactly? But that's our actual names, but we don't say like it's roady and I'm hanging. We're hanging with you. Hey,

thanks for hagging with us. Thanks, Wow, that's rough man. That is right that clip. I love Katie. My name is Katie. Thanks. I'm gonna have to get more audio from her. The only thing, the only word it was missing was ever bloody at the end, Thanks for hagging ever block. That's right. Wow, I love the laugh. Can we play the party game? She talks about the Billboard woods and does the laugh. He played the clip again? All right? You know how five Finger Death Punch are

nominated for Billboard Music Award for Rock Artists. I didn't know who else was nominated, so I went and looked and this makes little to no sense. But what do you expect from the Billboard Music Awards. The only other ways that makes sense in this category is a C D C. Otherwise, that was That was a hearty guffaw Katie Babs, What does she expect. It's the Billboard Music Awards. That's it. She said it right, There is the Billboard Music Awards. So that's what you're getting. And and and

they are mainstream rock groups. She's appealing. She's appealing to the hardcore rock. That was I don't know it was octane or it was it was serious. Exam I said it was satellite radio. Nobody, no, no, most Okay. I can't speak for the country, but nobody in New York plays five Finger Death Punch. We don't have a hard rock station. So I get it. You can't compare Machine Gun Kelly with five Finger Death Punch. I get that.

It was just the whole presentation was you know, that's just my She should you know, if she really wants to to sound like she's talking to her audience, she should probably dial it down a little bit, just be a little bit more uninterested. But no, no, not sound not try and pretend to you know, I'm saying, be authentically be uninterested in your content that is exactly be be lethargic and groggy, but actually be that way and not act that way. And I think then she'd be

more in line with the station format. Well, you know what, I would have liked to have heard who she would like to have been nominated? Like who who was left out? Who that your audience loves was left out? Kata bab? And she was probably Yeah, she probably should on a lot of people's favorite artists this year. A lot of her audience was probably saying, what then you talking about that Octaine's hardcore? Like, then, I'm playing machine Gun County.

It's not the mainstream one, right, It's it's hard, it's hard rock. Oh okay. So I had this clip a few weeks ago. It was something that was bothering me. It's a commercial at airs on our morning show a lot, and I couldn't remember that. I couldn't remember the client right for a while. Then I remember the client was grub Hub, and I didn't know I'm I'm gonna admit this. I didn't know what the product was, so I thought it was slang for something, and then I thought maybe

I was hearing it wrong. I couldn't figure it out every time it aired. I'm like, what does this mean? So he says, there's he's talking about props and discounts on different things when you used this particular app And so he says, uh, perks to about perks right, so he's like perks on soda. He says perks on a word with a B and I didn't know what it was, so I thought I was hearing it wrong or it

was some kind of street slang. I then, after I got the clip before we're playing it today, I did figure out what it was, and I googled it and I feel silly for not knowing, But did you know what it was? Play the clip and uh, it sounds like a character from Star Wars? But go ahead, what if we add a side of French? Are you dancing now? How about parks on boba but not perks on boba? Yeah, perks on boba. You know perks on boba means Okay,

I didn't either. I don't know how boba was. Is that a Is that a certain dialect from a different part of the country or something that we're not familiar with. No, So that was like perks on boba? What is perks on boba. So I would think in a commercial you should be talking about mainstream products, right, like you know, like, is it boboly bread? No, that's not it. What is is an Indian dish? Yeah? Well, now that I know what he's saying. Right now, people are screaming at their

phones go against boba. It's it's it's a It's a word used for bubble tea. Oh okay, I didn't know that. Okay, so if the K pop crowd is listening, then I think Japanese people have bubble tea also, But I right, so I didn't know it. Well, it's it's an Asian thing, completely bubble, so it's boba. So it was so he probably should have used the word bubble tea in the commercial. Then I would have understood it. But I didn't know

what boba is. I do now. Guess what I was today, years old when I found out what bob Yeah, so I didn't know either. Yeah, okay, good, we learned something today, and then so did half of our audience. The other half yelling at us, yelling at us what frank And said and Mr God damn it. Yeah, you're putting boba in the same category as the three wise men gifts to the Baby Jesus. Same shit, Frank and sense Boba, same thing. See you didn't know that you knew the

other one. Come on, now I learned Boba. Alright, alright, and uh I know Bob Boba Fett. That's what I had a Star Wars character. I'm like, oh, I get I get perks on Boba Fett. Yeah, alright, now, okay, okay, I can't take credit for their but you will. No. Well, now I'll tell you who who that's a clip of. So there's a radio show here in New York that I absolutely love, Carton and Roberts. If you know them,

tell him. I said, Hi. They do sports talk radio here in New York, and they veer off a little bit occasionally from sports and do it like what we do another dudo that veers off from what they're talking about. Yeah, well, well you're talking about that cause I mentioned a podcast that I was pissed at a little bit. So I think we should bring that up right out of this.

We'll talk about those two guys. So they were what they do is So there's a guy on the Yankee radio announcer team named John Sterling is a very famous voice. He's done national stuff too. Yeah, he's the guy who has a nickname for every guy who hits a home run. Right, So uh, like he'll do um, like if it was Pete Alonso, it's a gonzo from Alonzo? Is it a bomb from a rod? He's always and some of them

are stretches, you know, it's like you're like, oh my god. Really, so he sometimes he doesn't see the ball and uh because he's like eighty and he'll sometimes like say, it's a fly ball to the outfite, Oh it's a home run, right, because he gets all excited. It's going back, it's far,

it's deep, it's caught. And so last week, because the the the announcers, if you don't know this, are not traveling with the teams if it's an away game, they're watching it in the local stadium in this case, Yankee Stadium on TV monitors because they're not flying to the other city COVID reasons, right. The Mets announcers the same thing, So they're not flying with the team for safety reasons. That's most announcers can't swear all of them, right, So

they're watching TV monitors. So last week, uh, a player on the Yankees had a home run, let's say, on a Wednesday, and he hit another home run against the same relief picture the next day. I think the details are fuzzy, but he goes, oh, it's another home run for so and so. Oh wait a minute, that's yesterday, right, and so his callost that that's that's today. So he's

doing a commercial for guacamole now. Carton and Roberts spent twenty five minutes of hilarious radio making fun of this commercial, ready read by the sports guy off of the Yankees radio networks, John Sterling, the man who sometimes doesn't see what the ball is. Okay, here's his red for guacamole's last night and I had some homemade Guatemali guacamole. He does, he does, Hey, Guacamali lovers, and this is your chance to hit a Guawcoff home run with some delicious, one

fresh guacamole at the Avocados from Mexico guac carts. They're located around the stadium. Drew, let's just follow back the count one on one. I have not run into a guawk cart yet, but okay, so they're make it fun of it. So So so you're listening to a radio show within a radio show, right. So the two guys are commentating on the third they're making fun of the

guy works on their own station. Right. It's then playing the clip, right, then I must playing the clip of the play that part again, though if I just just that part, you gotta zip ahead a little bit. I can't do that. Okay, Hey guacka Molly lovers off home run. Right. So they spent the next half hour talking about walking off, walking off. And by the way, we would do the same thing, right. I don't want to give them credit because props. Yeah, because you were twelve year old boys.

For twenty minutes. It was fantasic. Craig Carton, Craig Evan Robertson, Creig, that's awesome. Dad would listen just for that. I texted Joy said, put it on right now. And here's the thing. This guy, like I said, he's sent late seventies, early eighties, whatever it is. He's legend very talented manager. He called all the Yankees famous world series. In the thing about John Sterling, john Sterling is not going into a studio and recording that and editing it and putting music under

it himself. He's doing it live, right, He's doing it live. So so nobody stopped him, right nobody? No. I guess maybe they nudged him in the middle because he said it right the second time. But how do you not know guacamole. You don't have to eat it to know guacamally Anyway, I want to give them props. I'm gonna say, yes, okay, you're right, Okay, we good? No no, no, no, no, no, no, you're fine, we are We're good. Uh there. I was going to comment on him from the night. Never mind,

We're not gonna go on without him. He's he's a he's a lovable man and he is we've made mistakes before as well. It could have been a typo on on the sheets. Okay. Also, yes, another little piece of sound. This is funny because uh the Jersey kid, you know, Jersey kid Greg T Farmer. Uh yeah, member of our morning show? Yeah yeah? Is this my clip? Your clip? Und I've sound? I have said, no, this is nothing to do. This is a mother and old Mother's day

clip that he reminded me of. He was like, scary, scary. You should you guys should play that on your on your podcast, and I'm like, I didn't approve this. Well, you don't have to approve it. It's okay, it's fine, it's nothing, has nothing to do with the Jersey kid. He reminded me of it. It's Mother's Day coming up, and it always brings to mind our old friend Vinnie d Vingo. Remember that Mother's wrote him. Yes, yes, I was gonna surprise you with this. Come on, okay, So

let me give the backstory. So, first of all, vinnyd Vingo is was the Uncle Johnny of his time, Yeah, except with a mob flair from the streets of Newark, New Jersey. Will you breaking kneecaps? You know he's really he wouldn't. Yeah, I think he did. I think he served some time knee over there. And he was a listener of our show and real character when he called in, and we started having him on the show, and so

we would utilize him for stick yeah, for bids. So I wrote a Mother's Day poem for him, and then Scary and I went through the old record collection, legitimate old records at the Radio sy and found one old album of instrumentals where it sounded like you could put it under a poem and we produced this together. We got a long time ago. Vinny is still alive, but

he's just not part of our show anymore. But he was sort of like the Wunco Johnny flies in once every other week whatever, like he comes on and like you call him. We would go, like, Vinny, what's your take on this? I want to shout out the Jersey kid Greg t because he reminded me of this existence, because you guys should play that. And I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna get it. So I grabbed it, I found it, dusted it off, And this is Vinny de Vingo's song about his mother, Right, I'm gonna pay,

And is for the many times she hit me. I still got Bruce. All means I wish I wasn't often. T is for my terrible childhood. H is for the hamster that she killed I'll never forget. It's for the a's she couldn't cook, right she still not are. It's for the rotten things she called me. I get you, I get you at fist for the fat but that my ma has you is for the ugly clothes I wore. She is for Okay, that's yeah. Elvis got very very very panicky. He's like, see what what what's he's spelling? Anyway,

I thought I would pull that out. If you know what I'm saying. You know that's good stuff. Anyway, Benny de Vino, we love you, We miss you whoever you are, you know, and happy Mother's Day all the mothers out there you would need. I don't know what you're doing for Mother's Day, but I'm taking my mom out for for some food. She finally caved in, Brody. She goes, you know, all these years you asked me to go

to restaurants and I always want to cook. This year, I'll do whatever you want, which means she's coming around. She's like, you know what, she's I'm old. We just had a holiday here at the house. I don't want to clean up fuck it. So, for the first time in like forever, my mom is allowing us to take the kids, my my sister Jennifer, my brother Stephen, and the whole family out for Mother's Day lunch on Sunday. How great is that? That's very cool? So so shout

out to mom for Mother's Day. What about you, Brodie, We're gonna be visiting Mom at her house I've asked her what she wants food wise. Uh, I figured i'd make a trip maybe to Brooklyn if she's got so she's she's put together a list. It's the time to spoil mom. Anything you want, any food, you let me know. It doesn't matter expensive, location, whatever, Uh, you'll get it. So she's gonna put together a list of a couple of things that she hasn't had since she left Brooklyn.

Maybe some pizza, some Italian foods for Chinese, so whatever she wants. I told her last night, get the list ready for me. I'm spending my Friday shopping so because I'm gonna see her over the weekend, I said that Friday is my day, so I may I made me a Brooklyn run on Friday, having decided. You know, it depends on her. Whatever she tells me to do. Good. That's if I'm still alive. What are you talking about? Well?

I mentioned last week that the uh, the guy who directs traffic at my daughter's school is trying to kill me. I said I would talk about that this week, so if you'll indulge me. Um. So, Uh, the school has an entrance, right, and so it's it's down a hill so the there's a down on the so there's one lane down and one lane up normally, but when it's pickup time after school, both lanes are used to go down.

You follow me so far, okay. So I come from the north, and so I turned into the left of the two lanes, which is normally an up lane, and there's a line coming from the south. They turn into the normal down lane right, which is the lane closer

to them. Okay. The road on my side, why coming from the north, which means I'm going south, has a turning lane, so the cars line up in the turning lane to turn left into the left lane to go down the hill to the school, and the oncoming traffic, which is driving north from the south, has the right lane of cars lined up to go into the lane to go down the hill, and the left lane of the oncoming traffic is people that have nothing to do

with to school. They're just driving by. Right, So the cars that are coming north at me are going past the cars to their right in the right lane, and they're driving north to where like where I came from. Right, okay, So I can't make a left into the hill into the parking lot entranceway until I make sure that there's no cars coming at me. Does that make sense? Okay?

So Hector stands at the at the at the top of the hill, waving cars on when they can turn into the double the double lanes and the double lanes have a divider because again, normally one's up ones down. There's like a little island between the right. So I have to wait my turn, and when I'm the next car, I make a left into my lane to go down the hill. Well, Hector can only see when there's enough room at the top of the hill for me to fit. He can't see the oncoming traffic that I can see

because he's he's um. He's looking at the line of cars in the right lane coming at him. He can't see the cars in the other lane that I can clearly see. So he stands there and he goes, all right, let's go, and he waves me. If I were to go and he waved me, I'd be dead. So every day he's giving you, he's giving you wrong instructions. He's he's actually trying to incite a crash. Right, So every day, go, Hector, this car is coming. Oh. Every day he's waving me go,

let's go. Let's going like the wind up wave, like the circles. But come on, come on, come on, come on. He's not saying to me like go when you're ready. He's gonna come on, let's go, let's go, because he wants to keep the cars moving. Me. Well, there's a fucking truck coming today at me, which was worse than last week when I was upset that there was three cars. There's a truck coming that he doesn't see. He wants

me to turn and make a left. Thank God, you can make your independent decisions and that you're not just a sheep and you follow everything. Every day. I pick her up three or four day times a week, and every freaking time he does the wave. If I had, I don't even look at him now. I just fucking go when I want. I just go when I can. He is an obstacle on the road and you don't pay any mind. Yeah, it's like, um, it's like when you're like the people that stand there when it's like

construction and they wave you to keep going. You know that That's what I'd be doing. Yeah, you're not keep going? Yeah, the flag it got worse today. So today I make it down the hill alive, right, no thanks to And so you go down the hill, you make a right, and then you make a left. At the front of the school. If your kid is there and they're not looking, the kid can jump in fast right because they don't

want you to stop in front of the school. But if the cars are blocking, like like bottlenecking, then your kid can jump in quick. Okay. So today I pull up and and my kid hasn't come out yet. So I'm I'm driving along the front of the school, and my option is make a left into the middle row of parking or keep going to the second row of parking. And I'm trying to stay along in the front of

the school, hoping she'll come out any second. Okay. So I I get to the end of the school, my option is to make a left right into the lane of the parking lot. There's a school on my right. There's a wall in front of me, so I have to make a left. There is a woman standing there with glasses, red hair with glasses, and she's waving me to go left. It's my only option is to go left left or to hit her. Go left, young man, left,

young man. So I guess she went to the same school as hector in in car directionals because she's waiving me like, go there, go there, obvious directions. So so I wrote down my window. I said, Um, what's my other option? She looked at she's what do you mean? I go, Well, if you're telling me to go left, what else could I have done? She just looked at me. She's like, I h she must have thought you were an asshole. She's like, fucking Larry David over here? What

else am I gonna do? Driving? By the way, speaking of Larry David, my cousin John, he's a comedy writer. He was writing comedy before I was writing comedy and uh, in fact, he was part of my inspiration to seeing that he could do it that I decided to attempt it right. So he lives out in California. He's written for a lot of TV shows, a lot of them. Wrote for Bill Maher, he wrote for Penn and Teller. He's written for a lot of a lot of big

TV shows. So we're talking about something and I mentioned Curb Your Enthusiasm as oh, I wrote a bunch of stuff for them. So what he says, Yeah, I wrote I wrote stories for them for the show. What what what do you mean you wrote for the show? How do you not tell me this? You're my cousin? He's it was you know, there was no So I said, what what what? What? What are you talking about? What did you write for him? So he said, well, you know we had the same agent. I So I went

to a pitch meeting. He would have a pitch meetings every year, every couple of months whatever. I sat in a room and I gave him stories and they they ended up in the show. I said, how do you not tell me that you're my cousin? Like, but both comedy writers, are you not? He started running down a couple of them. So I'm gonna give you just one. And I think I think we were we know what we were talking about. We were talking about charities that

pissed me off. Yeah, Like like when a company says, for every milkshake you buy, will donate a dollar up to five million dollars such a charity. Hey, you know what, they're gonna donate the five million anyway, just donate the five million. You're a billion dollar company. Don't make me get fat on your milkshakes for every dollar milkshake I buy you get just dontate the money. Well they got a profit. They're gonna make some profit off of you at the same time, right, and then and then like

you know what you want to donate money to? Uh cancer, don't make me walk, just don't make the money. So do so he wrote a bit where um a super Dave Osborne who plays um funk funk Houser Larry David Freend He died last year, but funk Housers like the Greg t of the show, right, the putsy guy, the clown, the funny guy. So he would always get into So he he got Larry to give him money to go walk in a walkathon. And then Larry sees him like

in a restaurant that day and he's hanging out. He didn't do the walk so Larry David goes, I want my money back. He didn't walk. He goes, why do you want your money back? It was for a charity, he was, I paid you to walk. He has he paid me for the money for the charity. So that was the bit that my cousin's remember that EPISODEZ I like that. The point is I feel like, especially at the weather is getting nicer right, listen, raising money, being on a team, it's great, camaraderie, it's great if you

do that. Great. I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm just speaking for me now. If you want to donate money to a cause on my behalf, please just donate the money. Don't make me walk for it. Just donate the money,

you know. Yeah, But there's this. The thing is when you you have an event like that and everybody's being put together, people get to talk, they network, want to get to discuss if it's like a problem, if it's like an issue or a disease or something or no. It brings everybody together and it gets everybody like kind. They have stories and families and scared. I've done it, I know. But I'm just giving you the other side of it. That's a no, no, no, no no. I'm

not saying that people shouldn't do the walks. I'm saying for me. Okay, for you, I'm saying, don't ask me to walk, just give the money to the charity. That's all for me. I've done walks. I've done five k's, I've done two point five k's. I've done it all right, I've done really for life for twenty four hours where your team walks around a track at at a college. I've done three of those, so we're not going to be doing the Brooklyn Boys March of Dimes. Uh no,

that's well, that's a different thing. But that's not a walker though, well as it could. All right, whatever, don't make me walk, is what I'm saying. Just give them listen. Don't make Brody walk. Okay, that's what I'm saying. With Brodie and Scary. You crack me up, man, Uh, you know it is, it is, it is. Um. So last Friday night, man, I've been eating a lot lately. I went down the Jersey Shore to Asbury Park check out this Asian fusion spot and um, we talked about this

a little bit on the air actually on Monday. A lot of things I talked about I end up end up on the air, but they're meant for this podcast, but I get to expand on them here, right. Um. I thought it was fascinating that in the room next door there was like this private room happening with a DJ, and room was loud and crazy and they would have like a seventies team party with wigs and I asked that my friend who on the real political party. Nobody's

getting that joke. Sorry, go ahead, Frank Sinissem said, And I said, hey, what's going on next store? And like, oh, dude, that's crazy. It's an insane party. It's an annulment party. An annulment party. A woman was celebrating an annulment, but a noument from her husband. But it gets better. The plot twist. The husband was caught with five wives. He had five wives. He had, not nine lives. Is not

a cat five wives. He was caught, They exposed and uncovered that he had five different relationships with five different women that he was married to with children. So I'm sitting here thinking, like, is that something you want to celebrate and admit to? I know you want to celebrate who divorce? It was? Was he? How stereotyping? Was he a Mormon? Where that? No? No, no, this was not Mormons? No no, no, no, I don't know. I don't know, Brodie, but don't answer. There is no no, Brodie, I'm telling

you that. And what do you one day a week. The reason for the unknown mint was because this was unearthed. Okay, but with the other five women cool with it, and then the sixth one wasn't who knows? But how did you not? I can't. You can't ruggle five wives and five families. You can't. Maybe too if you're incredible, But that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. How do you? But my my larger point is aren't you embarrassed that you were fooled than the wolves pulled over your eyes?

How do you not know what he's never home, that he's in five of the relationships at the same damn time. Look, I understand you don't know your spouse is cheating on you. Times it could happen. Yeah, but they come home and even if your husband said you your spouse, I should say your your partner says, oh, I'm working in Europe for a week. I'm working in here for a week.

I travel a lot on business for a week. So do you just do like one week in Oklahoma and then go back and travel and do one week with your family? And like, how do you keep tracking? If I were the kids and beginning days, if I was beginning to understand this, I would have to uh say that he was a traveler by nature, that he travels for business, right, So that's ignored by nature, apparently not because I hate you. Right, but he's down with he's down with ol pps's down with. My guess is he's

very oh oh oh p uh. You know. I also think that he might be extremely wealthy because he may have to be. You'd have to be support all those wives, unless it was five poor families, because he has to you have to at least have an apartment, rental or a house with them. Right. And then further more, different phone lines for different phone numbers. Right, you got different five different, five different lines you can't have. What do you do if you have two kids from two different

wives with the same birthday? How do you handle that daytime birthday party, nighttime birthday party? Dude? I don't know. Okay, so here's here's my question. Who is that more offensive to you or me? And I'll say his why you never want to get married? Right? That for the most part, right now, your mind is not into getting mad that your mind is right now, So you I can I I see you going. You can't fathom one marriage right now in your life, let alone five. However, I'm actually

married with kids. I don't want five times this? You don't even want this. No, No, I'm happy with this. What I'm saying is, I know what being married is. I know what bills are, and college tuition and and driving and feeding and and cleaning up your room. And if you are an eight figure guy, I got one figure. I'm not happy with it. If you were an eight figure guy, then maybe you could find a way to do it. Or or do you think that these people turn These women turn their heads and they don't look.

I don't know. Some of them rich where they don't need the money. I know, I don't know. I know nothing more than this statement I gave you. I gotta feel like two of them know about each other. I gotta feel like there's some harmony there where he's like two of them a secret, but two of them know each other that they But here's what I don't get. I understand the sex thing. You want to have sex in every town you go to, whatever? I get it. Do you need five different wives to have sex with you?

Like okay? If you're having't like okay? Remember was it Big Lie, Big Liars? Big What was the show Big Love? Big Love? Yeah, Big Love? So the there was all polygamists in Utah. Whatever they right, Okay, this guy bought like three houses connected to each other, so he would just go for like from one house to the next, like I'm gonna sleep with Mary on Monday and that family and I'll be next door to other family and uh. I think there may have been a couple episodes where

two wives were involved. Like if you can get multiple wives and that's your thing, I get it, right, But if you've got to travel to to like uh, Montana to have sex with a different wife and but to keep this whole lie up, that's a lot of drama for then, like do you tell one woman you don't want kids, then you have kids with the other woman? Like yeah, it's crazy. It gets sticky, and then you end up in the hospital. They're all gonna want to come see you. If you remember the guy, Remember the guy?

Um everyone knows this story. I would think if you remember, it was maybe five seven years ago in a Latin American country, I don't remember which one, doesn't matter where the these miners got trapped in a hole for like two months. I remember the story specifically where one woman said that's my boyfriend then there and the other woman

was like no, that's my husband. So and then they were waiting for him to come up, and there was this whole drama like, oh my god, when this guy, this guy really want to be rescued at this point, but he just want to die. No idea. What was waiting for you? Right? He had no clue he came up. Who knows how he was tread you can't. You can't have two women in the same town, Like that's you shouldn't have two women. I shouldn't cheat on it, you know. But anyway, if you're gonna do it, do it Like

the guy with the five wives. They had to be some separation, right, But again, I don't understand is that something to be proud of you? I mean, I understand you're trying to do at a moment party, but is it I would just skulk away. I would just keep it quiet. Yeah, because it's like I was half I was had times five, so people will be looking at me like how did you not know? So anyway, I thought that was kind of funny. That was my Friday

night Brodie. Alright, that was my Frienday, all right, I've got some some mail, do we And then I want to talk about my my Chipotle experience and then we'll get out of here. Talk that change like it's mail time. Welcome, You've got mail. You can always emails at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. All right, we got a Slice app, grammar police and free dessert. I want to let you guys know I tried Slice last night. Loved it. It made it very easy for me to

try a local place I hadn't tried before. Definitely will use again. Thanks for partnering with partnering with Slice. I don't know what that that. I ever would have heard of it otherwise I got a screenshot that and send them to the send that to the people it slice. Um anyway, grammar police, there's no punctuation on one and completely wrong word on the other. Um, there's a sign up at a fast food restaurant in the state of Ohio. You are required to wear a mask. You will not

be served if you do not wear one. We have the right to refuse service as you have the right to not wear one. Oh all the dude, all lowercase, no punctuation, terrible and then a space before the exclamation point. Why do you know it's the exclamation point is always attached to the last letter, you don't put a space there. That's terrible anyway, and then finally shout out to webber Grill. I received a free grill from a rewards program and

it was missing the handle for the lid. Called customer service and the nicest lady not only sent me a lid, but sent a free charcoal starter chimney without me even asking. So I got a free I got some free dessert. Love you guys. Um, alright, cool. So that that's one email. Then we have har Haas sohall uh oh har Haas writes, Hey, how y'all doing. I've just started to really listen to all episodes love that and it's amazing. I've forgotten a lot of the rants and stories and it's like a

brand new episode for me every time. I'm not from Brooklyn, but listening to you guys, I definitely feel like I'm there. I'm I've been using all of the Brooklyn is ms you guys say on the show. Thank you for always making my day better. You guys are definitely my favorite podcast. Thank you so much. That's so cool. Also, uh, this person does not want us to read this their names or Okay, so then why would you send that. Okay, I love They just want us to see this, and

I'm gonna forward onto you. Alright, So Episode one seventy three feedback from Fernando Almeida, UH online inline HOGI sub pork roll Taylor Ham dot dot dot. Who cares? I hate the saying. I was today years old, but you blew my mind with the wheelbarrow forty eight years I always thought it was weird wheel barrel. I went on the throne. I went. I went to the home Depot website.

Searched engine is smart enough. Their search engine is smart enough to search wheel barrow when you type wheel barrel accidentally. Thank you for dropping some knowledge on me, Brodie. Have you seen the DC Marvel co exists sign yet? Slice for Life? Fernando? Alright, I don't. I don't think they should co exist, but I can't wait to see the sign. By the way, the Marvel trailer for UH Phase four, Oh, I teared up like a baby, like a little bit.

No no, I cried like a man who appreciates great movies, great content, and uh it pulls on your heartstrings. It's such an amazing piece of production. And if you live the twenty one movies and TV shows and all of the whole everything of the m c U with Stanley doing the voiceover from beyond Oh so good, so good, so good. Do you have anything from tweeter? I do have a couple of I'm not gonna name everybody, I will.

I do want to say, though, that people who used slice and saved five dollars and sent me pictures of the pizza they bought. I did put it in my instant story this week. I hope you guys saw it. I didn't have a chance to tag every single one of you. Uh, but I do want to thank all of the people, all the lovely people who sent me a screenshot from last night's Wheel of Fortune. Yes, I

saw that puzzle. Now you remember a couple of weeks ago I posted, um, the a t M machine fiasco on America says right when they when they accepted a t M as what type of machine? A t M? Yes, it's a t M. No no. So last night was a crossword puzzle, so it's like, uh, four interconnecting words, and it was blank number so it was phone number, even number, wrong number and pin ah. So terribly did

eight people send it to me? Thank you eight people. Um. I went and looked at the Wheel of Fortune account on Twitter, and I looked at their acts, the people writing them, oh they got shipped on, Oh they got they got destroyed, with people saying pen numbers redundant, pen numbers are done. So shout out to all of the slices that were quick to pounce on that ship. That is some bad ship. I do want to I want to just attack somebody real quick. Who I follow on Instagram.

I like them very much, but they were they were They did a post about the quarantine and how they've they've been in the house for a long time. Still it said almost done with this month, locked locked in my house? What even what even time is it? What time is it? Even? Yeah? What even time is that? It would be right? What time is it? What time is it? I don't even you don't need the word even, but what time is it? That's correct? Right? Even right? But I see what they were trying to do anyway.

I have a couple of Captain Continental uh scary and Brody spelled wrong b r O d I E you Fox you you guys, it's spelled J spelled j A Y Slice for Life and a true Florida fat boy. So I added some pictures of what I posted on both of your Instagram pages about of my socks. Here's the story. Been having a rough week and this made

me smile a bit. So I'm taking a it after a long day and realize that not only are my directional socks facing in, they fucking say hashtag this is the way on them l O L. I just thought i'd ask Brody in this is this irony coincidence or Atlantis Morris set shitty? By the way. By the way, I don't give a fuck as you if you use guys over analyze my grammar, I fucking lower case. I fucking suck at it and never claim to be good at it. So fuck you. A s seven Love you guys.

Holler at your boy when you're in flawed. Uh that's f l A W d U h J spelled j A Y another story entirely. I'll get to I'll I L L like ill get to that in the next podcast, like b's rants. Wow, Okay, all right, I'm doing my best to get the rants in. Speaking of Fu A seventy seven, I want to shout out Nightmarrow three. That's night m A r oh three from Dundas, Ohio. I

hope it's dune this like done this, done that. She sent us a picture of herself wearing a Brooklyn Boys F You Ape seventy seven shirt in front of a mirror so we could see the back where it says F you A seventy seven. So we love that repping my guys the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram love that. Um. Okay, So I want to tell you about what happened to me with the whole Chipotle experience in the past couple of weeks. If I might have my music ready scary.

So a couple of weeks ago, I went to Chippotle and I ordered two things from my kids, right, and one of them I think I mentioned this where I couldn't get the case of Dilla, the cheese case because it's online only. Right. Did I talk about the managers wouldn't give me credit? Yep, I did. Okay, they wouldn't tell me their names. Okay, So unrelated to that, I go there yesterday to pick up food. I didn't use the app because I was driving and I was already

close by. Says like, I'll just running and grab food. I get there. And there's a sign in the window that says digital only today. Now do you know what digital only means? To me? It means credit cards only, right, We're currently all digital. Turns out, digital means you have to use the app. Now, I think maybe a sign that says that means they're not even taking credit cards.

You've gotta do everything in app. That means you gotta have your credit card attach to your app, right right, Well, it would be great if the sign said must order through app. I mean, that would be the smart thing to write. But I feel like this is gonna be a problem. Okay, so I'm gonna tell you. I want to just backtrack for a second. I had a bad experience. So after that, way, do you not have a bad experience? Well, I have good experiences sometimes, but this was a bad one.

So I had such a bad experience, I tweeted at Chipotle. At Chipotle tweets, I said, horrible customer service experience, no help from a store manager, no customer service phone number to call. They don't have a phone number. So I tweeted them, and I went to their website and I filled out a form with what was wrong. I did both and now I did the website. I'll tell you about that later. Anyway, the reason I'm bringing this up Chippotle tweets wrote me back immediately and said, sorry to

hear this. Can you please d ms more details so we can help, And then they put the link to the d M as if I can't figure out how to d M them. So okay, but here's what I want to mention before I tell you what happened in Chipotle. Some guy named fake fake Kenny Cooper. I don't know Kenny Cooper is I guess fake Kenny Cooper is supposed to be funny. I don't tweet me. I don't care Kenny Cooper. Well, the real Kenny Cooper please stands, stand up, so he writes. He writes back to me and Chippotle,

why can't you discuss publicly? Seems you want to control the narrative? So why is he jumping in on my ship? Right? Will you bribe? Bribe them for their silence? Here's a seven dollar gift card, go away. Why do they need to contact you directly? Why can't you just respond openly and transparently onto here? What are you hiding Chippotle? So I went and looked at his Twitter. His whole fucking

life is yelling at companies. Sound familiar. I'm familiar. I was about to say, okay, but that's what he's doing. He so he So I wrote back to him, and I said, hey, man, I can fight my own fights, trust me. Like that's the understatement of the year, by the way. I said, I don't need your help. Do me a favor. Go find something better to do than attack companies that I'm attacking right like I'm punching them. I don't need you to punch them. Okay, So let

me tell you what happened. So I go into I go into Chipotle to order my food and and they say, I'm sorry, you have to order on the app because

I didn't know what the sign meant digital onely okay, okay. Now, the way it works is when you order on the app, they have a long table in the middle of the restaurant, or they move a couple of tables together, and that's where they put the bags of food, right, and they put little signs on the table with letters like on the left side is A through L, then like M through whatever. So there's three tables together and and they break it up by by the name that you are under.

Does that make sense of much? Okay? Now, because they're only doing app orders for whatever reason, they're not using the big counter. You know, you go up to the counter and you say, give me some of this, and you walk along and you go okay, and I had some cheese, and of course that's why people go in there, right, Well, they're not using to have that experience. They're not using the whole counter. They're using the little side to go area. Do we know why, by the way, I do? I do?

After this experience. So there's three people jammed in the corner putting the orders together on a little six wide, six ft wide little area with pans of food. Okay, there's food flying everywhere, and then in front of them they've blocked off where you can't get to them with three chairs. The chairs are gonna be important to this story. So I go and I weight and I placed my

I placed the order. I'm waiting like twenty minutes. So I walk a little forward and I see them at an angle that these chairs are now loaded with bags of food that they've put the labels on, they've tagged them. They're ready to go. To be put on the big table in the middle. There's like twenty five people standing in the restaurant, so their food is conveniently getting cold. Right,

they are building a wall of bags. They're stacking bags on bags because they don't want to walk the bags over until they have a lot of bags to the table. Why right, I don't know. Maybe because they want to be like efficient, make one trip. So, Um, I have to go pick my daughter up at school. So I'm looking. I'm going, I gotta say something. I gotta go over there. So I walk over and I said, excuse me, there's a lot of people waiting for the food. I know

you're busy. Um, do you want my help? Can I bring these bags over to the table for you, because I'm in a hurry. Nope, we're good. So I said, all right, well, can I look through them to see if mine is here? No, we can't have be touching the other bags, please, Okay. So they're building a wall of Mexican food, of text mex food. I assume Mexico's paying for the wall at this point because I'm not

getting my food. And so at some point they take I don't know, fifteen bags of food where the ones on the bottom have all gotten cold, and they bring them over to the big table. Okay, a feeding frenzy of shocks swarm the table. I can't get near them, but they grabbing the bags, spinning the bags. They're all looking for their names and holding the bag. Right, So what I do is I step back. I let them all like go through their bags. Now there's like nine bags left on the table. My bag is not one

of them, of course not right now. It's like twenty eight minutes when you think the story's over, but it's ready to begin. Right by the way, pause right there for a second. Let's analyze this situation they're doing this. We're in a pandemic, quarantine everything whatever, COVID. Everyone's afraid, oh COVID. But yet these motherfucker's are sitting there not giving people their food. So fifty people could jam in their fucking restaurant, all next to each other. What a

bunch of fucking adults, right, all right? Continue now. The last time they did this, they made you stand outside and they called you. When you they ask you for your name, and they told you and you Nope, everybody's packed in the store now trying to space out right. Everyone's trying to social distance, so it looks like a checker board of people over the whole store tables. Okay, so I'm watching them build another wall of food. They're

building another set of bags. I can't take it anymore, right, So I walk away so I'm not looking, and I stand by the table. They bring the bags over again, right, and I'm gonna tell you there's a guy with an orange beanie, like a rolled down hat, like an orange hat. I'm calling him orange hat guy. He stands on the other side of the table this long three three tables together, and decides he doesn't want to walk around, so he turns every bag around to face him and doesn't turn

them back when they are in his bag. So fuck you orange hat guy, first of all, So fuck him. So then I turn all the bags back kind of defiantly, and I see that my food is still not there. Now, I think I mentioned this previously. Every time I order from this Chipotle, they forget my fucking chips. I get

out of three bags and chips one bag. They never put the chips in the bag, And while you continue to order from the Chipotle, I'll never understand every time but they fund you when I'm it's not even close, but it's the closest one of my house. Okay. So I'm watching them make the food, and his food flying everywhere because they're jammed into this little counter. The girl in the middle has like little like a little um. She's done her hair up in little like uh it

looks like macaroni. Right, it's all like very little tight little spirals, right, okay, and so uh she must have gotten rice in her hair, and she shakes off like a wet dog, like when a dog comes out of the pool, right, And and I see like rice flying out of her hair. It was just awful, just awfulness. Luckily I didn't see the food fly towards the food. At this point, I'm praying that my bag is part of the wall, the chair wall of food, which at

this point it was. So I get to food, I get my bag, and I run out of the store. I just I'm late, right, So I go to my car and I get in my car, and you're on the phone with me at this point. That is right, This is where I pick up the story, and I know exactly what happens next. Okay, you're already he's right, and so Scary calls me right as I'm leaving. I'm like, Sky just can find what goes? What are you doing, Brody? I go, I'm getting material for the podcast. I go,

because you don't. You will not believe what's going on here. You'll not believe what's going on here with this, with this whole system here. Okay. So I go out to my car and uh, my door is open. I'm sitting on the front seat. I'm putting the bag on a seat and to tea. I got that teenagers maybe are in the car next to me, and their windows open. They said excuse me, and there the masks. Their masks were down and they should be there in their car. So I could see this huge smile on their faces.

They go, I'm sorry to bother you. Do you have a second hi? And they're all giddy. So I'm talking to Scary. So I'm thinking, I go, Scary. I'm thinking they obviously they recognize talking to Scary on the phone. Maybe I said Scary and they recognized me saying Scary. Right, So you're about to get out of your car for a little photo of yeah, So um, I got the mask on right and Uh. I like how they recognized me that my I guess my voice, and I might by the way, you're in your car, you could take

your mask off, Bertie. At that point I can't. I'm taking the mask off yet because I was putting the food down right, okay, So, uh, I'm looking at them and they I said, Hi, can I help you? They go, are you on the phone? We're so sorry to bother you, and they have these big smiles on their face. I'm thinking to myself, I gotta be nice to these people as I always would be. Two people. I said, they must be fans. I said, II, what can I do for you? She says, um, we're big fans of And

I go, oh, yeah, here it comes. She goes of your car? Why what? She says, Well, I know this is the girl in the car saying it and and girls could like cars, she says, we love Dodge chargers. Can you start the car up so we can hear it make that great noise? What now where my car starts, it kind of goes. It makes like a muscle cart. So I said, you for real? Yeah, and talking like yeah, can you can you start the car? So I'm thinking,

what an ass I think. I'm like, they recognized me, and they're like, we're big fans of the Dodgs car. Your car is famous. Yeah. They got out and they took video of it, right, and so so went, don't jump ahead. So I started the car and you're like, yeah, you know, I'm copping for the car. I say, you guys for real? Yeah yeah, yeah, that was so excited. I said, well, you're very welcome. So I opened the bag of food to check it to see if the chips are in there. There's no chips. So Scary starts

laughing at me, going, oh, no, here it comes. He's going back in. I got scared, coughing me. I'm going back in. I was witnessing this live. So I go back in and I got I got now I go, I said, stuck to walk to the counter and they go, excuse me, diggital lonely. I go, already ordered, you messed up my chips. There's no chips. So she goes, oh, here are your chips and like drop some on the counter, like, take your fucking chips. I was polite, like I didn't

getting chips. So she gives me chips. So I leave. I go home. I get back. So I get back in the car and I said, hey, I had to go back in. They messed up my order. I'm gonna start the car again. And they're like, oh my god, yeah, hey this because it's still there. So I said, hey, I'll tell you what. I'll wait for you. Why don't you go to the back of my car and you could film it so you have the sound, which I guess you can get on the internet. Just suck suck

my tail pipe. The car goes. She goes. He goes, for real, we can we can film you car. I'm like, yeah, I just don't film my license plate. That'd be fine. Go film the tail pipes. Oh man. He chumps out of the car with his phone and she gets out of the car. They get two angles. I'm like, this is unbelievable. I go alright, three two, one ready, and I started. The car goes and they're like they're they're jumping up and down the camp but it's the greatest

thing have happened to them. So they weren't excited to see me. They were excited for the car. Okay. So I get home. I dropped the food off and I run back out because yesterday I couldn't do the podcast. Why I had to go get a haircut, I go pick up dinner. I had things to do for the rest of my family and for me. Okay, let the record show that you were busy to yesterday. Okay, it wasn't just me, Thank you. Continue No, no no, no no, I wasn't busy at six o'clock. Wasn't matter. It doesn't matter.

I didn't have plans at night. In a day, I wasn't available for four of them. You weren't available for twelve hands thinking we were podcasting. Fuck you? All right? So I go and I take my I picked a door up at school. Hector tries to kill me. I go and I take it to school and run some errands, and my daughter calls me. She says, I just got home from school. Uh, they fucked up the Chipotle order. She didn't say that shed they messed it up. What do you mean? So my daughter is like me. She

wanted chicken and cheese. That's it plane on the app. I owed a chicken and cheese on the receipt. It's his chicken and cheese. When she opened up the taco bowl, it was chicken and cheese and salur cream and salsa and corn and beans. They put want to fucking everything pretty much. So I'm like, oh, you gotta be kidding me. So I tweeted them that they funked up my order, they fucked up the custom service experience completely. And then I went through the website. I'm so I went through

the website first, right, and the and the website. You feel like you can't call them? She fell out a website. What happened? What store? Tell us about your experience? Okay, So I do that and it says, due to the COVID, it may take a few days to get back to you. You know, the pandemic, right, and take a few days. I go, I'm so angry. I can't wait a few days. So I tweet them, which I already told you about.

The I DM them, which already told you about. And I wrote them a d M. They immediately wrote back to me and said someone will be in touch. Scary. Within ten minutes, the head of one of their departments calls me, um, unbelievably nice woman. She says, you get the corporate types. They're all like wine and roses. She says, I read your experience. Can you can you elaborate on blah blah blah and blah blah. I said, yep, because they want. And I said, and the last time I

was there, the managers wouldn't tell me their name. She was, that's not our policy. If you have a store credit, they have to give you the credit. So I said, well, they didn't give me the credit. They said I had to remember their names. She was, that's not our policy. That's what I said. So she laughed her ass off, and she was laughing the whole time, was making her laugh. How much did she give you, Brodie? Hold on? Hold on? Hold on? How much? Pish hold on? She works in

southeast Ohio from California. We started talking about customer service, running restaurants, politics, you name it. I spoke to her yesterday for an hour and twenty minutes. God bless you. You're speaking to thank you. Then she says, so, why how are you famous? What she says, customs? She's the Twitter people told her I've got close to sixty followers and I'm verified, So I had to tell her where. I was like, oh, I you know I'm in right. Anyway. The point is I had a conversation with over an

hour couldn't have been nicer. Raina Raina from Chippotle amazing, She says, did you see the email that the website people sent you? No? I didn't. I got back to you immediately, even before I called you. She said, Just so you know, we've already credited back your food for today. We'd like to apologize and we're giving you a credit for seven free meals. Oh look at you, Brodie, which is close to a hundred dollars. That's got Gods. So I got my free dessert. But fuck you Chippotle where

I live. Fuck you orange at Guy. Love the people who love my car allows little this point. It wasn't me. They're liked and and thank you customer service. I will still trade my day over your day the day you had. I am. I'm off. I'm off that team. I don't want seven free meals. I don't want to go through the riggall and the hours of bullshit and stress that I threw. It ended well, it ended well, but you had to go through fiery hoops to actually get there.

I did. But you know what, she said. You have my number. Now call me anytime you want to just chat. If you have any problems, just give me a call. That's that's the vice president. I don't want to say that. I love it. I love that. That's great, great time. But when I told her about the girl who shook her head like a wet like a wet puppy or whatever, laughed her ass off and she's like, oh my god, that's terrible. She should not be doing that. I will

trade story. I will trade that for Sinco the drinko, hanging out with my friends party and hanging out eating tacos, and I'm relaxing all night every night over that experience. I'm sorry right now, You're right, you win. That's what makes that, what makes that's what makes you you and what makes me me well at this point, have one dilemma left in my life, scary what's that whether or not to jump in my hot tup or my pool tonight. Suck it buck you. Yeah, I'm gonna come into your

pool unknowingly. I hope not. Anyway. Slices don't forget to you. Slice gets you five dollars off using Hey Woods, look at Chase tempo tempo h T word