#170: The Zipper Snipper

other bonus we have right off the bat. I could tell I could hear it already, my voice coming back to me. You get me twice. So everything I say, you're gonna hear twice because it's coming through Brodie's headphones because he hasn't he hasn't have that. Now same ship. You did not hear that again, I hear it. Well, then that's your system. No, it's not. We're not gonna get back on this. I'm five ft from the microphone. Something's wrong. Some that's wrong. I could tell, well, I don't.

This is not. This is not no way to kick off an episode. I don't want the slices being like, oh, my god, Why do I have to listen to that like that? My gain is better. I lowered the gain a little better. I'll put the microphone a little further away. How about that? Now? How about that? How about whatever I'm wearing over the your headphones? It has to do with your PC and you're not on. No, it doesn't

have any to do it to PC. You're lying. Okay, speaking of Windows computers, my Windows computer got blocked this week on Wikipedia. I got blocked, all right. I don't want to get too technical, but I went to edit um a wiki page, our wiki page, the Elvis Strand Morning Show page because some dweeb is making edits and changes because they're not referenced. There's no proof of the Okay, I don't need proof to Froggy does food news on Thursdays. There's no way to prove that other than I'm on

the show. Okay. So I went to make the chain and it says you're blocked for using open proxy server. Blah blah blah. It turns out they think I'm some kind of international spy hiding my computer's name or whatever. But wait a second, Well, but you are. You're a legit cast member. Of the show. Shouldn't you get like a blue check mark? But they don't know. They don't

know that. Theyre's no way that. There's no way to know that because I get to I get to write this, because I'm writing history as we speak by little but actually produced the show. Well, the way Wicked works is anyone can change it. I get that. But some dork, because they're logged in I can see their name, keeps changing our page and making changes that aren't accurate. They blocked me. So I wrote back, I go, why you blocking me? They said, because you're you're hiding like a spy.

I'm like, I'm not hiding like a spy. They said, yeah, you're changing your computer name. We can't find you. You're blocking your evil whatever. So I'm like, well, I appealed that. They blocked me again. I can't make any changes to August. I contacted our company. I heart they're looking into it. They don't know what's going on. It's I'm blocked. Oh good now you so you can't make You must be going crazy. You must be hitting the roof the fact that you can't sit there and make changes. Okay, Well

it took a couple of days. But I figured out I can just use my phone. But on the phone, it's a real pain in the ass because it's just it's just much harder on the phone. Anyway, this was like Revenge of the Nerds, and I feel like the nerds one. I know, Well, listen, if you're an I T person or you're you know what I'm talking about. You don't need to tweet me how to get around it. My company is working on it. They guarantee they'd fix it. And by the time you hear this, I should be Okay.

I'm just letting you know. Right now I'm blocked. I'm good. I'm good. They blocked me. I don't know who lives in their mother's basement. I'm sorry if you do, and you're you're a WICKI changer. But the who's the the wiki police? Did they that sit there? Like, Okay, I get this person is gonna have a source. I'm gonna I'm gonna delete that it cancel that out, and you know what I'm saying, Like, there's gotta be someone there's a lot of people out there. This person isn't an admin.

This person must be a fan of the show, and they're finding a way to like make changes that they think are important. But if I don't have a reference that that we do way back Wednesdays on Wednesdays, you delete eat it, get a life, Get a life. If you want to correct something or if there's a spelling error, that's fine, but you're gonna take off factual information because it's not sourced. This isn't a science page. This isn't like some government or history of Ben Franklin. It's a

fucking morning show. Well that's what we're dealing with out there. That's what the pandemic has done to people. They sit home and you're looking for verification. That's exactly it. You know, people need to get out of their houses again and open up just a little bit. Yeah, if our page says we play who's chewing those chips? Occasionally we play Gonna get you're gonna get sighting for that, We're gonna

put a footnote playing Who's chewing those chips? If you're giving really massive form like misinformation out, that's a problem that I understand. You delete the person's work. Oh no, I need I need proof that that that that they're playing a foreign food of foreign dude. That's crazy. I can't just write that. Well, all right, I'm in the middle of midim packing and as I'm doing the pod today, you're going to way tomorrow. This is a bonus episode.

Let's remind everyone we are on vacation right now as we speak. Okay, now I have things to do. I have to print out a health visa. I have to prove that I got a negative PCR, even though I'll explain that to people. Okay, PCR is the is the swab, the nose swab test that we all take. You have to do, get it done in the lab and sent back to you, and then you got to upload that information to the in this case the Bahamas travel people.

The how you because then then you get a travel visa based on your negative result, and that says you can fly. But I'm like, well, wait a second, I got it. I got the vaccine. Oh, by the way, I got the vaccine. We'll talk about that a little bit. All right, Yeah, I got a vax I got a vax card. Hello boom. And you know what, they don't give a fuck. They don't care that this is the

country's rules of the Bahamas. Thank you so much. I'm going to be Yeah, so I have to I have to upload this healthy and I gotta print the damn thing out with the QR code. So I go to my printer and the printers has no ink in it. Though the inkspins right up. I can't remember the last time I printed something said fuck man. So I walked down the down the street and I said, okay, I got the Canon Pixmah, give me the ink for that.

And I saw it on the side of the box and it was like, oh, value pack Savings and it says, oh, it's got all the colors in it, black and cyanne and cayenne, magenta, whatever the hell, yellow, oversized black, whatever. So I bought the five pack. Oh my great. So I took it home. It was like seventy dollars, fuck you Staples, and and and I walked in a seven dollars dude, like six bucks on eBay. Really, yeah, you get you get the Bootleg inc In the Bootleg cartridges.

They just put ink in cartridges. Yeah, but my printer says it detects when it's fake. It's we think you may have a cartridge. I just said, override override. Well, well here's I'll tell you what. Though, they got a boogie printer. Well this is no surprise. Well, the sixty seven dollar value pack of all the colors. So I started installing them, and it's a seeing one of the colors. It comes with five. There's a five, there's five in the picture, there's five in the box I put. I

installed them. There's six slots. I'm missing fucking purple. Whatever the hell the p is? So what are you printing when you need purple? Why would you have purple? I don't because the printer works in tandem. It's a it's a regular well you would think, but the thing is, I know I try to run the printer without the slot says, oh no, you got an empty slot. It's like it's like, you know, you can't chew your food without missing a tooth. That's what it's doing. It's telling

me it's missing a tooth. So I'm sitting here that well, now I'm pissed because now because I still can't print my travel visa but tomorrow morning, so I'm going crazy. So I now I gotta laughter. This podcast is over. I got gonna run back out. I gotta find out who's got this fucking this ink cartridge that I'm missing why and fuck you Canon for selling them but only selling the five and not the six. Why would you put five in a pack but not include the sixth?

I mean, you know you have six for this specific model printer. It makes no sense. Bro Okay, I don't understand why. I don't know what. Okay I'm looking at. I'm looking at the six pack one to right. It's uh right, it's one two life whatever. Yeah, so okay, I'm looking at the six pack on camp and something some website for the six pack because you need them all to to work, however you can in their own no scary. The purple is not purple, it's it's photo blue. Great,

photo blue, Go fund yourself with your phone. I don't need photo blue to print a QR code. And I tried to print the black and white. Thing will not work. My computer will not work because it doesn't it's missing a cartridge. The thing. Why would Cannon sell It's in its own, in its own Pisama world, and it says specifically for the PIXMA right. Why wouldn't people don't print? I'll tell you why, because some people I'll tell you why.

Some people don't print photos and they don't want to buy the Photo Inc. They get that, but they make it a photo pack, which you didn't buy. And your stupid booge printer is insisting on photo Inc. But I don't want I'm not printing photos. You must have because you're out of Photo Inc. But but the thing is, why would you Why would you just sell the five

packing not the six pack? Okay, because because that ink is compatible with other printers that don't print Photo Inc. Correct, seven of the printers listed on You bought the Boogie one that prince photos even though you have no need to print the photo. I bought the Bogie printer. You're saying, yeah, you brought the Boogie photo printer. That you don't mean because you're not gonna print photos. So your bougie printer not only is makes you buy the printer ink for

the photo It won't work without it. Well that's the problem. But I don't really want to print black and white. Well, then buy a better, easy to go a printer like what happened to the cartridge that was in there to put the old one? Oh that's me being a fine citizen. I went to go recycle the ship. I actually gave it back to them so they have my ship choose I'll take that. I'm like, thank you, Well that's what

you get. That sucks now that now my my computers, my printers missing anyway, But you need you need this ink by tomorrow. You need to print. So here's what you need to do. You need to put your file on a on an SD card or a thumb drive or something own card, your own D card, that's right. Or you need to have somebody on your block or somebody in your neighborhood. Why don't you send it to someone in one of the other show members and outboken, have them printed and then go pick it up. I

may may. I'm just a fax machine. It doesn't matter anyways. Speaking of old show members, Bertie, Yeah, I'm a little annoyed. I knew you would be, see, I fucking knew it. I'm a little annoyed, I said, I said a little bit annoyed. I said, do you know what? The four of us was hurt? I was hurt and that and that, and I was just annoyed. I was more hurt. Before you get on, before you tell me you're hurt and

annoyed or whatever. Um, I got together with producer Sam, producer, old School producer Jake who now works at a wine company, and old School produce and producer Slash Phone, producer, Slash Everything, Carla Maurie. Right, So we had a foursome and then Sam's boyfriend showed up to we we did a little little brunch action on Saturday morning because Carla Mura sent we should get together, get the old band back together. So what Brody? While we was sitting there eating our

Dutch baby pancake. You know what Dutch baby is. Oh, it's so fucking good. It's a it's a cast iron pancake that's baked, that that's baked. It's like a crepe, it's baked in the oven. It was so good. So as we were sitting there sharing and cutting it up, I said, you know what, you know what you all have in common? Yeah, I said, I said, Brody hired each and every one of you, ass and you multiple times, and each one of you blossomed into the awesome people

that you are today. I hired Jake three times, Carla Marie three times, Sam three times, and I And it was at that moment, Brodie, as I was eating this delicious Dutch baby, pan baby. You know, Brodie should have been here. Brodie should have been here. But it was hold on a second. Then then one of them said, and I don't know who it was. I'm not quoting them even if I did know. They're like, you know,

Brodie's gonna have something to say about this. You know, he's gonna be pissed that that we went out to brunch without him, the guy who hired us and the reason why we're all together so well, I said. Then then I said, you know what, here's the silver lining here, folks. Brodie's protecting himself right now. He's still in pandemic mode. He's not going out. He wouldn't. You'd never see him

sitting at this table having brunch with us. And then I didn't give it a second thought, and we continued, and then the eggs came out at more reason why you should have invited me? No one I wouldn't come. You get points. I I'm sorry, I'm sorry Brodie. I'm that's gonna sound like I'm being a dick, but no, no, well, I mean we're being really here. I'm not I'm not angry, I'm just us saddened. How about that I'm discouraged that I'm not in that click. And that's fine. It's not click.

You know what, it made me happy. I'll tell you what. It's two sides to this. It made me happy because those are all fantastic people that turned out to be fantastic in our industry and with Jake in another industry. Um. And if they've made lifelong friendships because I I had the foresight to bring them on his interns and hire them his phone producers and whatever, um, that's a credit to them. And I'm thrilled that everybody's friends. I am.

I'm absolutely thrilled that because I keep hiring the same personality over and over again, they know, people seem to migrate to each other because they're all people I would like, right, I hired people that would like it. Doesn't because I'm like, wait a second, he's the one who brought it. I was really for for a minute there, I'm not even kidding. I was no one. Listen, nobody knows. I appreciate that.

Nobody owes me anything. I've hired hundreds and hundreds of interns, right, and you you like doing genzy stuff with them, That's totally fine. Punching is a gen z. No. I just think whatever whatever, Jenny are. All I'm saying is you hang out with them, You've gone out drinking with damn whatever. You have a relationship with them, that's fine. I was just happy that you guys like we all got together. But like I was, like, they also all lived within

a five minute radius. I mean, Carla Murie had like an eight minute drive and then no listen, when I was in Seattle, Carla, Marie and Anthony came to visit me at the hotel. This this is nothing, no problem there, not at all. I just I don't. I only felt bad because, like I would like to have seen Jake. Haven't seen Jake in a couple of years now since he left. So Jake the twenties something is doing nothing. Podcast is deciding to uh high tail it out of here.

He's uh he's moving to Napa with his company, the company his car. I didn't know that his company, the wine company, works for very Fitting. Said hey, we're taking the operation to Napa. Who's in And Jake raised his hand and said, I'll follow you to Nappa. So he's gonna he's gonna have an apartment in in the town of Nappa. Do you know how expensive Knappe is? I would imagine it really expensive. I said, I hope they give you a raised his co host Ricky. Now, Ricky

and Jake had been on our podcast many times, not recently. Ricky, another protegee of mine I'm so proud of, just got a job on a morning show in Tennessee. She did write in Tennessee, in Nashville or is in Memphis? Yeah, one of them. Okay, she'll in the she'll make the announcement. I can't. I don't want to say the show. It's not my place because the last time one of our morning show people got a job, I said something on the podcast before they gotten not just said that. No,

I think I may have. I may have the last time Ricky got a job, I may have said something Ricky too. That's Ricky twice, Ricky twice. So I'm not gonna say where she's going. She's going. I and I, you know, I don't even know if it's that state mentally as a New Yorker trying to back out of the park. No, legitimately, it could have been one of

the Carolinas. I don't remember, you know, a state down there that all act and behave the same way, you know, the one that was trying to really, I didn't say that. I didn't say that they're all clumped together in the middle of the country. You know. I'll tell you why.

I don't remember which state, you know, I didn't. First of all, we have a we have a radio friend in North Carolina, and I have I have a radio friend in Memphis, a former intern that's down there, and I remember saying to her, oh, I know people there if you need any contacts, But I don't remember if it was North Carolina or Tennessee. I'm you know, it very good for Ricky, so excited for her. She's also

a budding talent in the industry. She's tremendous. So Tony Suthing's podcast is gonna keep going from what I understand, so that's good. Hopefully they said it's gonna keep going. Yep, yep, good good because you could do it remotely, as you know, as I am. I've heard people do their podcast remotely. I have heard that when you when you hear a good one, let me know about it and I'll listen. I'm gonna tune in as well. Speaking of podcasts. I don't know if this is doubled hipping. I'm wearing my

Brooklyn Boys hashtag shirt to do this podcast. Really yeah, I noticed something. You've never won the Brooklyn Boys shirts to do the podcast? Have you I have war? Last week? I actually were the Pepperoni pizza one. It's very nice, very nice. So I'm wearing the hashtag one and I'm noticing because I was reading it upside down. But I the S your own D hashtag, I understand that are

and we didn't notice this in pre production. Normally, when you when you have a bunch of different words, you capitalize each word so that you can see each word more clearly in the hashtag. Right, Um, but with like f you a seventy seven, it looks like fwaby like the you maybe should have been lowercase, I'm thinking. And then S your own D looks like say our own D because the S and the wire capital But but if we made the y lower case, it would look like se our. Yeah, so you have a problem there.

So I'm not sure how to do that, how much I how to write as your own D by making capitals? Yeah, So that caught my eye. Listen to it caught my eye. Um, so that's out there. But I'm wearing the shirt, and I thought, like, I'm representing, But you wore the Pepperoni

shirt a couple episodes ago I did. By the way, I should clarify, I'm wearing one of my two Brooklyn Boys podcast hashtag shirt look at you, because, as I told you last week, I bought two of everything much this chagrin of my wife, and I was told yesterday moved the box of shirts. Chagrin is shit eating grin. No, No, I was not today years old when I learned this. S c h A g R. I n if I'm not mistaken. Have I talked about that girl again? Tell you about do we have a follow up on her?

You don't know what we're talking about. You don't listen to order. Shame on you. Okay? Did I tell you about what Shelley did? Who does overnights for us? And maybe not? She posted something on Instagram and I love Shelley, another former intern lover to death. She posted something on Instagram that was one of those things that's not real. So fell into the trap. So I said, you know that's not real, right She's Oh, I heard it on

I got enough TikTok off the same fucking girl. Oh god, this girl is spreading false TikTok's so it's infecting more people. I hope we can stop enough of them. Talk about a virus that needs to be stopped. This girl with her yeah, speaking of listening in order TikTok, Yeah, virus A cosh one of our listeners who's been interacting with me a lot lately. I'm on episode one or two of the Brooklyn Boys podcast finally made it to triple digits. I'm getting anxious for you guys to speak about pandemic

topics because I'm up to that. Yet I'm also certain you're going to go off on people saying I see you units of course, and we did, which we did. Then there was somebody else who wrote something about listening to a or on my DM so let me say we can find it. Let's get to that later. But a couple of people were like, I took your advice. I'm listening in order now. I wasn't all right. Good, you know what. And the fact that the Morning Show

is on vacation this week. After the show is over and you listen to the Morning Show repeats you have plenty of time to listen to some Brooklyn boys and been binge your bbs. Right, all right, we have a couple of things we got to talk about, uh right after this past Okay, can we move on now from that and and and talk about I want to do a follow up on last week's Justin Bieber lyrics. Who were doing, I get my weed out, I get my

weekend Georgia, I get a week from California. A couple of people have said we should have notated that Justin Bieber was on the show last week because you sounded just like Justin Bieber. So we were trying to come up with kids bop versions of what that lyric would be. Jake griz gren Zicki said I'm just a tween out in California, which is cute but too many syllables. But it was like, I'm just I'm a teen. I'm just a teen in California would work maybe, but not out

in Okay. Um L J. Johnson, how about I Felt the breeze in California. I felt the breed in California. Uh, Gabriella A dot X, I vote for I Got my tan in California. A Tann in California, and I think that was all I saw, so forgive me if I missed any But those were a couple of people that

were submitting to the Justin bieber lyrics situation. Yeah, so, um, could we want to do some sound Yes, but let's couple that with some quick d ms that people slid into real all right, you got some yeah, Dan Burns, I flag these that's got the picture of the flag, a little littlettle yellow flag. No, no no, I'm saying the little yellow flag that they have in Instagram. Click that any time you I have my all my yellow flags

lined up. Oh yeah. So so Dan Burns uh at skicks rot wrote, um, hey, um, and have Brody come back into the studios please. My favorite part of the podcast is him emphatically slamming the unused joke papers down after reading them. Also, if he isn't willing to go out for a steak dinner with you, which I don't think you owe him any longer, can he hang up on this person? Hang up on him? It's a d M. Can you hang at least bring it up? Cannot bring it up anymore until you get a chance to take

him out again. So so Dan doesn't want any more steak dinner updates. Uh, and he wants you to come back in the studio solely for the reason of you slamming down the joke the papers at the end of each Yeah, I get that. Yeah, I get that. I could see that. So there's that. Um Also, you know, Eric Layden wrote to us. Eric Layden is a huge fan of the Brooklyn Boys and said, scary, listen to the last episode. You're talking about the n f T s.

We're selling a moment and the cryptos. You know that currency. I also know you like new social media ideas, so check out bit clout. It's crypto and it's Twitter combined, so it's bit cloud. I've been wanting, I've been wanting to buy your coin. Whatever that means, I don't know. And then he sent pictures of a fucking amazing looking Pepperoni square pizza he must have made in his pizza oven off of his terrace with this New York City skyline in the background. It's like he did this guy

has to live in Hoboken anyway. And then yeah, so there's that. Anyway, your podcast keeps me so entertained throughout the week. Nothing else like it. I'm in jerseys Oh oh, here it is. I'm in Jersey City like yourself. So anytime you want one of these pies and a cocktail on my terrace, let me know in the it will be in the pizza oven. Um. I can do Detroit and Neapolitan, but I'm also working on a New York

style crust as well. Oh my, my, my, very, I'm salivating, always looking forward to your next uh dropping your next podcast. Now that I think about at it, Uny Pizza Oven would be a great sponsor for you guys. Oh oh, and I wow. This guy gave us a lot of information and is now offering us free pizza. I'm assuming the invite goes to YouTube. Brody, it looks like outdoor pizza oven in Jersey City overlooking the skyline. I'm thinking

that sounds pretty good. Yeah, so again, continued, somebody posted on your page. You posted a picture of the Manhattan skyline with the moon over the Empire State Building on December, four months ago. Beacon Underscore chef wrote, scary you stuck your forking knife right in our city. Shame on you, sir. Hashtag sloppy and floppy hashtag no excuses, hashtag for shame, hashtag hate to love you, blah blah blah. What did

I missed on that one? This person was referencing the fact you ate pizza with a fork and on a four month on a four month old picture. Yeah. So they went back and I said, what would you post this comment? He said, well, because it's a picture of the New York skyline and Scary stamped our city in the eye. Oh my god. So this person was hardcore. Um let me let me read a couple of of more d ms as well. Be stokler, he said. The picture of a pizza place, he wrote, not even gonna

bother trying it. And when you zoom in, it's Alex's New York Style Pizza and pasta grand opening. So we've already established Alex is not a pizza pizza place name and New York style. He says he's not trusting it. Uh. That girl Aarnell who always tweets us love does Why does it seem like every couple of episodes of The Brooklyn Boys, Scary Jones is trying to get David Brodie to do something he doesn't want to do and then gets annoyed when Brodie won't give in last episode, you're

trying to get me to eat to snails. Yes, I was, Oh, why don't we have some response on that? Do you have his? Uh? Yeah, why don't you read that one? I don't have in front of me. Well, let me get to it in a second. But somebody sent to we want to shout out to Christian Rusalis who said that he saw a pizza sign. Uh, and they were offering garlic nuts and ets. Okay, they're called garlic knots k n O t s because that's exactly what they look like. So he thought it was funny. It was

just instore sign. I don't think he corrected them and uh, and then there was then he's, uh, so there's that and then kids continue. Joe at Joe Waldo four said, as in, you're going to give me free dessert for correcting your spelling? What does that mean? He sent me a picture Steak and Shake, which is a national chain not in the New York area, right, But Steak and Shake put an add up uh in an email. They sent it out to people. It says you're hungry, order

now for free delivery. But they wrote your y o of course, right, yeah, so the good jobs steak in shape. But then and they're not gonna you're not gonna correct them. Well, I they want to, he said he did, He said he did, He's going to. Somebody texted into the show on Thursday and they said, Brooklyn Boys podcast has been upload I think they've been uploaded. But that's fine, time to listen. I'm out out, like stop listening, like like not like morning show. Okay, So a couple of things

about that. We don't have jobs without the other Strand morning shows, right, so if everyone stops listening to the big show, we don't have a show, like we don't. Second of all, the other Strand Morning Show is fantastic and we love it. We're part of it. But more importantly, you're basically saying to the entire fourteen member cast of the show, you guys suck. I'm gonna go listen to those two idiots more important than you guys. It's it's sort of a compliment to us, is what you meant.

I get it, but it's hurtful to everybody else. You'd never say that. You'd never be at somebody's party and go, hey, Mike's having a party up the street. I'm out of here. I wouldn't do that. You sneak out when the morning show is live on the spot. Raw on that way. I mean, there's something really special about listening to things live where possible. If I could do and you know, you know, you know Carla, Marie and Anthony do this

on Twitch with their podcast. Um, if Brine and I can do that, I would do it, and I would offer a live podcast and a heartbeat we were not We don't do that. We're recorded for man, which is which is there's a lot of drawbacks to that. So that's better that way, Well, not really, I don't know. I think I think Live on the Spot really puts it keeps us on our toes a little bit more, but and more. I don't know. If I'm on my toes, I get I know, but I I think I would

love it. I want live feedback. I want listeners to call in. I want to see people from you know, there may be a way for us to do calls, which you and I have talked about. That was where I was leading into. But you'd have we'd have to set an appointment with the listeners, say this is when we record the podcast. Let's just leave it as a tease. We're looking into ways to do that, to do live

phone calls, well, well no, or playback voicemails. Well that yes, well that we know we have the technology to do and we're working on that as well. But we're not doing a radio show. We're doing a podcast. I want to just reiterate that we're not doing a television show. We're not doing a radio show. We do a podcast. And my point was, don't tweet anti stuff. You know, it's not it's not cool. And that person understood when I explain it to them. I'm just saying for future reference,

you know, downplay a little bit. We love you. Though somebody yucked my yum you having your yum yucked? Yeah, well it was it's been going back and forth. I stop reading d M. So we're moving on. This is a d M. Oh yo, then look it up. Let's go up. So. Yeah, So yesterday was Easter and my family and I got together. We went down to this restaurant uh in Marlborough, New Jersey. I highly recommend it. It's called Il Nido, and we did not get a discount.

We paid full price. An I d o or an E T E R H. I rather and Nto is an ideal. I believe it means the nest. Anyway, Thomas Neto is a catcher for the Mets. Oh get out. It's last name, the nest could be Well, he's Hispanic, so I don't know if it means something different in Spanish than it doesn't in Italian. Well, this guy his food from Italy, like he like knows everybody, and this guy knows his stuff. And I gotta tell you, the food was next level. It was worth the fifty minute

drive down to nine over there. So uh so. One of the things I posted on my Instagram story was the nest black spaghetti which which came with okay crab green chili, Calabrian chili, buttarga and pantato whatever that is. It was a beautiful colored dish. And what is Jennifer Young do? She gets into my d m s and she yucks my young Um. She writes, I'm sorry, scary. That looks awful like worms on a plate. I'm like, what a way to take the fucking wind out of my sales, the air out of my tires. So I

wrote back to her, it's squid ink pasta. Okay, you have no idea how great it tasted like. Honestly, you should to get past how it looks. I said, eat it blindfolded. The melody of flavors it had, Listen and care that went into making this fresh organic pasta by hand will put any box of three month old pasta to shame. Facts. I wrote that, and she writes back, Okay, you convinced me. Once California decides to open up more, I'm gonna look for a restaurant where I could get

squid Ink pasta. Shouldn't be hard to find with all the bougie restaurants here in Napa Valley. I got squid Inc. In California. Yeah, that's ship. Oh that's where Jacob Baby producer Jake is moving to. So I said, well, why don't you visit French Laundry and Yengtville. I said, it's not like a thousand dollars it is. It's one of the most buie restaurants on the Many times have you been this scary zero? But Garrett from our Big Show

and his wife actually went there, and I'm jealous. So she writes back to me, oo, fa a we bit out of my price range scary less money not but not like brody cheap. So when you go to Jennifer So when you go to Jennifer Young's uh, I said, who is this girl? J That's so she's kiddo underscore young. Listen, she's from the Bay Area, California. And here it is right here in her in her Instagram profile. I get

insults from California. Self proclaimed smartass is her bio. So, yeah, hey, I want to spend money, but I don't want to go brody cheap somewhere in the middle. That's fair. I'm not cheap. I frugal. There's a difference. Continue with your d m s and then we'll move on to some sound. Can I tell you, speaking of Chinese food, there's a I'm not giving out the name, but there's a Chinese restaurant in New Jersey. I think I talked about this that is rated one of the highest Chinese food restaurants

in all of New Jersey. They opened up a second location closer to me, right, I started living between both of them, but this one's a little closer. The problem is the food is fantastic, right, It's just very expensive. So like pan fried noodles are normally twelve here it's eighteen. Things like that. The soup is like seven instead of four. It all starts adding up and you don't realize it. So we ordered dinner last night for four, okay, A couple of appetizers, a couple of soups, two entrees, I

think in a noodle dish. How much do you think my dinner was? Two soups, little soups, soups um too, dumpling, appetizers okay, okay, pan fried noodles, spicy beef and peppers, plain lomaine, and a fried rice. I don't know, like fantastic roaspork I'm gonna go with. Okay, you're close, h what I was afraid to go home, like I brought the food home now and so my wife sometime times and I will play like guests the amount you know, like I go to I pick up dinner like an

Italian restaurant. We'll play guests the amounts like seventy and like, oh sixty three. Right, So, so I was afraid to come home because I didn't I guess I I don't know. I didn't look at the you look at the prices, but you don't think about the total. So it was yeah, and that's that's expensive, even the four of us? Was it? What was it an experience the higher level of Chinese food? Um? Yeah, so the roast pork fried rice, no vegetables is fantastic. It's got egg and pork in it, a lot of it.

It's got just the right amount of grease. It's dark brown rice. I hate when you go to places and it's like yellowish brown, or it's light brown. That's not enough soy sauce or whatever. Not. This is quality fried rice Lomaine spectacular. They should have put gold shavings over that to finish the meal. The thing is when a lot of money when you add a few dollars to each thing and you ordered like eight things, nine things,

you're all of a sudden you've gone up not realizing it. Yeah. Right, So normally we spend you know, if we if we order a lot, we're like, let's order a couple of straptizes, leg rolls, whatever. We might go seventy dollars for dinner for four or five if my other daughters home. Right, well, that's a lot of money. Wow, how many of you guys are four of us all right, or the five of us well home, Well, so yeah, I need you guys to buy some Brooklyn Boys shirts. It's really what

I'm saying. Let's go Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com. Help her brother out, Big Cartel dot com. So we spoke with our guy and um, he said, look, he said, um, if we if if sales you know, continue to pick up, maybe they'll introduce more items next month, A couple of more may next month. For now we may yeah, right may. It depends on the sales, yeah, because because otherwise we're all going to get stuck with what it's already been printed, so we don't need to get stuck. But anyway, and

it is an idea of what what would sell. A new item that's not a shirt or a hat would sell what like you know, we came up with the thermist, but is there something else or if there's a style of shirt like you've seen it, Oh, I I saw a shirt for this sports team or this city or the town of and you guys should do a town off kind of thing. But if there's if there's a shirt you want to send us that you think would make a good that we could copy and make it

a Brooklyn Boys style. Then let us know, biven want to make that pizza pizza slicer for the longest time, you know, the round thing. Yeah, I'm not convinced enough people who buy pizza slices. You gotta you gotta order. The problem with like when you order shirts depends on the shirt. I think we have to order a minimum of a dozen shirts or six shirts something like that. My Walkers and Talkers shirt, I have to order a

minimum of twelve. But with pizza cutters, if you want to get them at any reasonable price a hundred something and we're not gonna sell a hundred something. And we got to order them because we got we want the lowest price so we can keep the prices down right. And by the way, shout out to the people that are that are buying the merchandise. Like I know Omar bought a ton of ship this week, and we'll mention a couple more. Take us on Twitter to tag the

Brooklyn Boys account on Twitter. Also, let's put it this instagram of our audience bots shirts. Scary and I could go eat at the French laundry, well, I could, I could have I could afford Chinese food next week. So if you're thinking about it, just check them out, because I think you were like even google French laundry now, Valley, do that. I want to give a shout out to the Kicklow who is overwhelming us with good content. Justin's recovering from surgery. To Justin, I hope you're doing well.

But before he went into surgery, he sent me a picture from simply to go. I don't know if that's like in a quick check or a fat like a fast food mart. He didn't say, but the label, uh matches the sign. So the sign on the little little ledge matches the sticker, and it says PROSTRAMI on a bagel to go right, and it says ingredients, but strawmy

lettuce bagel. The problem is both times, both times they spelled it beagle like the dog b e a g l E, but straw me on a beagle, which as a Jew, I have to say, I've never had, Oh my god, oh my god, yeah me on a beagle. Um um. Also scary, this is a text message that came in. You were talking about maybe you want to own a restaurant, but you don't know how to run a resta restaurant, and I did. I managed restaurants for

business for giving away food. And they wrote, Scary, if you want to learn how to run a restaurant, take Brody to a steak dinner. You owe him and pay attention to what they do. That was a text to show. Now I think I would be accused of giving away the product. Yes, you posted a picture from two thousand nine, maybe, yes it was. It was me on the People's Court. Yes, Caroline was on our show at the time. She she decided, well, she she sued me on the People's Court on toilet

paper towels through toilet paper to her. I was trying to throw it at her, to her to catch. She didn't. She turned around, she missed it. It landed on a bottle of open an open bottle of water. The water fell into the keys of the keyboard that was next to her laptop, and I destroyed her laptop. And yes, so she yes, And people like, oh, wait a second, you're posting this on April first? Is this in April fool's joke? And I was in the audience. I was there,

I was there, was a Carrot's a witness. If you google scary car Elena Computer People's Court. You People's Court episode. You will. You may not find the video because it's been taken down for copyright reasons, but you will find the articles that were written about it at the time. I have a DVD of it, don't we don't we have it somewhere. God, I gotta get it. I I

want to get it put on you know. In anyway, so Scary claimed it's her fault for not being able to catch a toilet paper roll, and she shouldn't have had water opened up next to our computer. It's a great always sort of a radio thing. You should not have an open bottle of liquid near your computer. Well, the rule at the time in the studios you shouldn't have an open bottle, period And our rule was he had. It was a bad throw. You hit the bottle and

you ruined your computer. By the way, I I uh uh, yeah, I think I was one of your witnesses. But they didn't didn't call me. Who won that case, by the way, And then I'll tell you why I brought it up. It came to a it came she didn't rule for either one of us. It was one of the lamest outcomes in people's court history. I think, I'm like, well, wait a second, I ever see the show in like this. But they did say that I needed to give her whatever it was. Oh no, I forgot what it was.

Did I owe her money? I thought you order like half of the half of the cost of something. By the way, what was you? What did they call you? Like? It was the case of the like toilet paper bandit? What was it? Do you remember? I don't know? Okay. The reason I'm bringing it up is that Sean Underscore Barnhart wrote, this is probably the only way David Brody's gonna get his steak dinner is to take you to court and then and then x X Jeter xx wrote, you have to sue for that steak dinner. He owes

you slice for life. So um Well, we got a tweet right after an email from someone screenshot at a tweet in the emails they just finished episode when and got this add on my Twitter. Disgusting. I hope you both have a great vacation. Uh And it's basically from your Hinz company, Brody saying, after a wonderful thing session with our friends at Ocean Spray, we've decided to join forces for a flavorful concu auction that Mike Cravy a touch to your magic, to your meal, and it is Cravy.

It is half cranberry and half a v And guess what that was issued on what date, folks? April one? Exactly. It's an April fool's joke. That was the April's Fool's joke, not the People's Court episode. Uh triciall o presty t low ms Trish, I forgot to read this one. She wrote, do they grow wheat in California? Wheat? She wanted to know if they grow wheat and go for the lyrics. Let's see, that's a complaint about my heart skipping. That's not really important. That shouldn't be my folder. Shout out

to Lonnie. Lonnie's a big fan of the Walkers and Talkers podcast and the Brooklyn Boys and he sent us a picture wearing his Pepperoni Pizza Brooklyn Boys podcast shirt as he's about to go for running his motorcycle. That's pretty cool, m um. And then you and I did interviews. I didn't know you did an interview, scary, I did an interview with um. You know I'm right podcast? Uh? You can find them on in the Zone io on social media. I don't know why they don't have you know,

I'm right on social media with Joey and Nick. And we did an interview and I put this up on my social media and retweeted it and reposted it. Then it went really well talking about baseball and the Mets in the morning show. And these are the guys that snubbed me on the email. Originally they only emailed you to do the podcast, but I was copied to it. Yes,

I remember that. Well. I ended up doing it first, and they thanked me because they've had a really good, excuse me, a good reaction to the podcast since it's been up, and they said, oh uh, we're gonna post scary soon. I didn't know you did the interview with them. I did. I did last week right after you, right after you did yours. Oh okay, how did how to go? You weren't really well? Great? People love them. They're also good that mine was better, but I'm sure yours was fine.

Oh I'm sure it was better. I mean, first of all, you're the bigger Met fan than me. We did you talk sports with him? I did talk a little sports. We didn't really didn't really talk sports, and we talked, we talked to radio. I also warned them, I said, I gotta tell you, guys, I'm not really you know, I don't want a big lot of big sports fan. I do like the Mets, obviously I followed them, but I can't really spar with you like. This is a sports radio talk show, so we did nothing of the sort.

So and there are sports based podcast so right now, did you did you tell them about the time where uh I convinced you that Daniel Jones was the quarterback of the Giants in the restaurant with us? You didn't do, okay, because that would have been that would have been a fun conversation. I go ahead. No, uh, you know, all slices should be like Elizabeth Almeida, she wrote to us on our Facebook fan page. We have that, you know, and then we got the email that way, UM, I'm

addressing you as the boys. Hey boys, I don't know why. I just wanted to want to put one of us first. That's why I want to take a moment to share my appreciation for your podcast. I spent the early COVID quarantine seemingly trapped inside with my one year old, well pregnant, terrified that I would have to give birth alone during a pandemic. Not exaggerating when I say that listening to your podcast allowed me to escape those fears and remember to laugh and enjoy this incredible time in my life

and the lives of my children. Thank you both for pushing through your own challenges and making great content for all your listeners. Hashtag Slice for Life. Sincerely, Liz and And I don't know why she said, Ali Maida, Anyway, I wrote a glow ps. I wrote a glowing review on Apple Podcasts. Gave you guys five stars. I'm subscribed, which is great. I want to see the subscription there. Subscribe. Please have the subscribe button everywhere you get your podcasts.

And and I'm gonna tell all my friends to listen. This is the kind of Slice wee like. And here's the review. They're like two buddies in a block party that you just sat back and watched them bigger while laughing your ass off. I've always loved them both from the Big Show, and I'm so happy to listen to them each week as they say all the things I wish I could say. Thanks to Brody for teaching me that I deserve my free dessert and not to settle.

Even is not even? And thanks to Scary for being true to himself and occasionally occasionally Bougie a f give this podcast to listen, you'll wonder how you ever live without it. Oh my god, I could just kiss you on the lips right now. We need to post that on our social media, that that's a review. And by the way, we didn't send her a five dollar Amazon gift card. We did not thank you because that would be a scambo. Write that review everywhere you get your podcasts.

All right, absolutely, we got a move because we have another segment coming up. All right, we'll be right back after this. I want to play the sound clips, and then I think, because this is a bonus episode and I have people in my house right now, my kids are home. I'm not gonna do the tireant, but I do have a scamboni, So if you want to get that ready and then whatever else you have, but let's play the sound Tell me what the clip is and

I'll tell you we have State of New Jersey. Oh wait, no, wrong, wrong sound bank Uh Amazon, I think that's all. I'm sorry. Cosplay oh god. One the way I listen as you know this the sound system has is four thousand dollars. It's it's got a lot of slots for sound, and it holds a lot of sounds. So you speak sound at that price. Yeah, so, um, you got you know what cause play is, right? Why don't you explain it

to the slices. Cosplay, which I believe is short for costume play, is when you dress up like you know, superheroes or famous people. You have sex anime. No, no, no, no, that's the plushies, right, dress up like stuffed animals anyway, I guess you could. But cause players like they go to um like comic cons dressed up as the comic book character you've seen them before, because they're acting out apart,

they're in character. Now. This is one of the two samples of why I think people on cable news and all news should have their producers spell things for them phonetically. Okay, play the clip. I know someone who doesn't even know what it is. I haven't heard this, but I know exactly how he's going to pronounce it. If you're looking for a crisis to coast play, Senator, I'm happy to

point you in the right direction. Okay. So she's coming off snarky, but she's obviously reading someone else's line and doesn't know what cause play is. So the line the line was, if you want to it was it was a bunch of senators dressed up in hunting gear and went to the border. And she said they were caused the coast playing. She's like, if you want to coast play, I give you some real suggestions. Well, how are you gonna give me suggestions if you don't know what cause

playing is and you call the coast playing? Wow? Okay. And if, by the way, if you find your drink roofi, that's cosby play. Oh no, that's nothing to laugh at. I'm laughing at your cleverness. Okay, do you have se e T E R? All right? I feel like I'm gonna I should tell you that, uh we just completed Passover, the Jewish holiday of Passover. Oh no, I don't know, Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, don't don't read the clip.

Don't read the name of the clip that we didn't read that I didn't say the name of it, right, don't right? Okay? All right, hold on. So a couple of things about pass Over, and I don't know. There's one thing I don't understand pass Over. Right the movie The Ten Commandments with Charlton Heston, the classic nineteen sixties Ten Commandments movie. Right, that movie is the story of Passover. Right, the story of Passover. It's about Moses and the Jews

and Egypt thousands and thousands of years ago. However, they play it every Easter weekend. Now. I know Easter is almost always lined up with pass Over, but both holidays move a little bit because Easter has to be on a Sunday and pass Over moves around by the Hebrew calendar. But people they put it on like, oh, Easter, we're gonna watch Ten Commandments. Easter is Jesus rising from the dead. Pass Over is a Jewish holiday. I don't understand why Easter is a time to watch a movie about Jews

escaping from Egypt thousands of years before Jesus existed. Talking that's putting out there. So when you get together, and many people, by the way, think that the past that the Less Supper Jesus is less Supper, may have been a Passover sader a satyr. The word sayer means to do things in order, okay, which is why you read questions, You dip things, you eat things, you say questions. You

listen in order, right, you listen in order. Right. It's going on right here now from the people that brought you. Spell things phonetically for the teleprompter. Sader is spelled s E D A R. Okay, play the clip. And Tonight the White Household host it's first ever a virtual passover cedar, like my first Gentleman Doug mff is the first Jewish spouse at the White House. The scenery is open to the public and will be attended by members of the administration.

The event is part of a tradition set by former President Barack Obama, who was the first president to host a cedar in the way, Oh my god, Yeah, who is Jack me Hoff? Jackoff is going to be there? What did he think? And Tonight the White Household host It's first ever a virtual pass over sedar. First Gentleman, Doug Oh those jack me Off? Okay, Doug m Hoff the first, the second Gentleman of the United States. Oh, Kamala Harris's husband, Kamala Kamala Harris's husband, got you right soon?

Who the fun was reading this? And who typed it into the teleprompter that way. Okay, well they know they spelled its cedar the right way, but he read it a sedaredar. So I tweeted at him and I said, hey, man, it's it's sada, it'sunced sada. Did your response yeah, he wrote back, I'm so sorry. You know. So, here's the thing. So in radio, when you have can we do that?

You go to commercial, right, producers we would have in the commercial break or in the chat room mentioned it right, So when you come back from commercial, you should then correct it. He didn't come back and correct it. He went to commercial, and he didn't come back and say, hey, last break, which means you know what that means. It means nobody in that studio knew the proper way to say it, or they weren't paying attention to what he

was saying. That's correct. They were like bored out of their skull rock this guy, right, I will say this. He did apologize to me. He said he was And by the way, I didn't realize this. Hundreds of people tweeted out, of course, right, my jews. Now, if I was if there was a good producer in net studio, they would have written it as capital as capital a capital y meaning say d you are like like, for instance, every morning I write the local New York said for Elvis, right.

I don't know if he knows that when we first traded for Francisco Lindor, it looks like Linda. So I wrote l I N dash capital d O O R Lindor. So anyone reading it would see, oh, the Mets traded for friends. It's golden door. It doesn't matter that we're spelling things wrong, because because it's radio, and you're just listening to the person saying, you just wanted to say it right, right, and I and and this happens constantly on the news, local news, cable news, all of them.

They there should be no excuse for saying a town name wrong or a person's name wrong, because the guy typing it into the teleprompter just should just write it phonetically right it the way it's said, and forget us that the way it's really guy, the guy who you heard that clip is not Jewish. Okay if you know you say Jewish, right, okay, if you know the guy's not Jewish, and you know that sadr isn't pronounced the way it looks. You have to unless you don't know,

in which case you shouldn't be writing a story. You should say you know what. I wonder how you pronounce that I'm not Jewish either? Look at the funk up? Yeah? Where people? We have a fact versus fiction? Oh? Um? Right, you have, uh, the one that says fallon facts versus fiction? Right? Well, I have fallon facts and then I have facts play

the Fallon one. Okay, great story, new guidelines for people to follow after they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot of promising news, but also there's a lot of misinformation out there, so I wanted to clear some stuff up. It is time for a fact versus fiction. Ver same Okay, did you hear that it's versus? Yeah? Not only did Fallon say verse instead of versus? The band played it

play the club again. Its versus people to follow after they've gotten vaccinated, and there's a lot of promising news, but also there's a lot of misinformation out there, so I wanted to clear some stuff up. It is time for a fact versus fiction. Yeah, well you cut the um. Yeah, so I don't know, it's like I look, it's a common new York area thing to say verse me versus him. But it's versus v E R s us right. I can forgive Fallon for saying it, because he says both.

Sometimes he says versus and and this is but the band sang verse. They sang verse versus a part of a song, versus a verse of curse of course, Oh my god, I'm sorry. Versus fiction. Here's this other clay fact verse fiction that you sang. That may be our first grammar police and a song. No it's not, it's not. I'm sorry on a jingle we've done, We've done like

u um, what's her name? What's her name? Halsey? We corrected her grammar him and I. So we have one more clip and then we're gonna get to the scamboni. And then I want to tell you about my h my injection as we could we could save that, we could save it. We got notes, and I want to hear about it. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. I want to hear that we go to commercial here next door. No, no, we're at a commercial. You want to just give the slices bonus

commercials too on this bonus episode to give them bonus commercials. No, no, I would never, I would never do that. No, no, hey, here's extra comms, folks. Yeah, it's time for another. All right there, David Brodie. Okay, did I did I tell you guys about the zipper breaking on my jeans right a couple of weeks ago? Are you sure you did? You? Did? You? So? I just to refresh, I know you. Let's listen in order bring in case this is your first episode. I'll

give you the quick rundown. I had half pulled down my zipper on my jeans, right. I was going to the bathroom and take a leak, and then I dropped something. I dropped my bluetooth earpiece. So I went to pick it up and the zipper popped off the track. Okay, so the left side was no longer attached to the right side of the zipper. Now. I looked online on how to fix it, and it said, oh, you take off the top fat tooth, which is like a stopper

on both sides. You slide the thing off and then you slide it you you cut um, you cut a whole mids zipper right, and then you can slide it back into the middle and it'll slide back on and look it up on YouTube. It's a fairly easy repair. But I don't want to do it. So I went and I brought the jeans in. Then the guy was like fifteen dollars. I'm like, right, right, right, I just watched the video. He goes, well, how much do you want to pack on a five? He goes, let me

talk to the seamstress. Okay. So I left it there for about a week and uh I called him and I said how much is it? He goes, oh, my god, give you a discount. No. So I said, all right, you know what, I'm just gonna try to fix it myself. So I go in and I said, yeah, I'm here to get my jeans. I said, you really couldn't fix it for ten, like they're really old jeans. So he shows me the jeans. He goes, no, zipper was broken, needs a whole new zipper. And I said, no, I

watched the video. You just take it off. He was, Look, it's missing teeth. He shows me the jeans and the right side of the zipper is missing three teeth. Now did he break those teeth off when you were looking? Or so scary. They had my jeans for a week. When I handed in the jeans, there were no missing teeth. And you knew that. I know that because I looked at the teeth carefully. What a fucking asshole? Call this guy out right now? We're going hold on. So I

said there were no teeth missing? Oh yeah, yeah, teeth were? There were teeth missing, I said, I did. I wish I had taken a picture of the zipper to prove it, but of course why would I take a picture. I know there would there were no teeth missing because when I watched the video, I was looking very carefully to see which the top two breakers the stoppers had to come out, and I was trying to figure out where I would cut the jeans to pop it back on.

I would have noticed three teeth missing. I studied the zipper to figure out where I would make the cut, so I know there weren't three teeth missing. Now they may have taken the teeth off to try to get the zipper back on. I don't know, but I got the impression they were like, now I gotta place all zipper. It's like if I brought my car in and they slashed the hose basically and told me I needed a new hose. So I said, you know what, I'm not

gonna fix my jeans. My zipper wasn't broken. There weren't teeth missing. Second of all, the teeth can be put back on with pliers, right, it's ridiculous, you can put them back on. I said, but you know what, now you have not only lost my jeans business. I'm never coming here again. You know why this three dry cleaners in the area. I'm never going there again. And I don't even know the name of the place because it's like Quickie Shirt, Easy Easy Press. It's one of these

fly by night names. I don't even know the name. I gotta be honest with you, come and go. It's one of those stupid names. I don't even know. And I don't want to put the guy out of business. But they fucking broke my zipper, and they tried to scamboni me like I'm somebody like you know, like when you go to auto place and they know you don't know cars, you can tell you the need a fragilator.

You're like, oh, ship, really yeah, I got a place to fragilator every seven thousand miles like fuck it all right, yeah for twenty bucks and plays a bunch of ship right there, dude, that is that is a scam freaking ball, capital scambo and a capitalisque scamboni. So I'm sure if I want to bad mount them in the town Facebook page, I would. I would. I'm thinking about it. And then because because there's no point oh oh one that maybe they broke, but I'm nine point whatever else zero nine

nine whatever it is, I'm piste off. But I'm pretty sure they weren't broken. I feel like they scamboned me. They definitely did. They don't because when I dropped it off, he didn't say, you need a new zipper, it's broken. He said to pop it back on. It's fifteen dollars, which he would have broke the teeth out of anger. He did it. No, he did it, so I'd have to pay the fifteen. I didn't want to pay because I said I didn't want to pay fifteen. He's making an hour. I have to pay fifteen to put a

whole new zipper in. Of course, the old come and go, the old the old bait and switch, the old bag, switch the old f and you. So yeah, that's what I said, it's how about that for a skam bone? How about that? How about that? Hey, how about how about that? How about you? Know I wanted I've been wanting to share this with you. I know, before we get out of here, we're not leaving without hearing your story. And I feel like there's gonna be some drama. Well why do you like? I just I know you. There's

gonna be something, a story. It's just something I just decided to get bougie glad. Now you're calling me bougie because I'm trying to pick my shot and by shot I mean my vaccine. Oh you are a little bougie about that? Check this out? You're lazy. Well, I didn't see medication. There's no safe weight for you here. You don't see a path for me. I don't I see.

Here's what I see you doing. I see you walking into a prison where all the gates, all the cell doors are open, and you think you're just gonna sign autographs and it's gonna be good for you. You're like, I'll take a shower while I'm here. It's not gonna end well for you. All right, Okay, he's in prison right now. Okay, my dream, my dream. Listen. I know beggars can't be choosers. It's scary. I tried, I tried, got I'm not I'm not a bougie bastard. Okay, lazy bastard. No,

I'm not a lazy bastard. Okay, I okay, check this out. I'm not gonna do it. I wanted the planes going down and there's a mountain. There's a mountain, even gonn hit the mountain to the ground, which you're gonna hit angle. Listen to me. You can see what you want. You know, you can have to want to tee it up this way lost sound effect you there's nothing to want want one. I got my shot. I got my vaccination. I I I prefer I preferred to get the J and J

because it's a one it's one shot. That's the Johnson and Johnson Johnson and Johnson vaccine. Okay, the second Boe way Okay. I wanted the Johnson and Johnson shot be And you know what, there are people listening to this podcast right now, Brodie, that you're offending to listen. There may not be other shots in your area other than the one that you're gonna be given. So it's like, you know what, I'm gonna take it. I want to protect myself. That's what it's about, understood, right, And I

get that. But in an area where we live, where there are this is your pilot, uh something across position? Okay, and I choose, and I want I wanted to have this one. Why is it boogie? It's not boogie by the way, we're talking about a saving lives. I wanted to I wanted to get the vaccine. I wanted to get a one shot one. I wanted to get the Johnson and Johnson because it's one shot. And I know what you're gonna say, it's less efficacy. And I get

at the end of the day. At the end of the day, people, you have to understand, it's still like nineties something percent. We'll keep you out of the hospital and a severe illness and death, which is the most important part, right for me at least? Okay, So thank you. So that's that all right. So so don't don't get me with the don't get me with the that one is DNA. That do not they're all in my mind

and right whatever you can get, get right. But I had an opportunity a couple of weeks ago, actually last week. Prepare for cross, Prepare for cross London, all right, God, an opportunity to get either the FIS or of the Maderna or the two shot one. Hold on, I'm sweating hands, Why are you? But I said, you know what, I want to hold out a minute, a week or two. I'm not First of all, it may not be my

turn yet. It's not my turn, right, but people are trying to get the vaccine where they can, right people, So so check this out. So what are you gonna I hear you like, just I'm just trying to get my heart right down. Go ahead. So I said to them, I said, I said, look, I said, I said, let me wait a second. Okay, I'm not I don't want to be the guy to raise my hand right now because other people need to go. But it just so happened. That's that they needed a volunteer and something fell in

my lap. Okay, that's not where the needle goes. I'm just saying, okay, And the j it was the Johnson Johnson when it was the one I wanted. Okay. So but so I got people shot shaming me, trying to tell me it's a lesser shot. Thankful that I've been guess what I walked in. I got the shot and I'm now fully vaccinated. Okay, and that's it. So I got it done the end. I got my card, I got my v card. I'm still on the list, and I actually have medical reasons why I should have been

ahead of you. But that's okay. You got lucky. I got very very I got very very lucky twice. Is what lucky? Because that is to turn to turn one down. Well, I turned it down the first time I turned it down. It was because the first time I turned it down was because I felt bad and other people were ahead of me, and I like, I can't do this because it was a two day shot. It was listen, I mean listen, got the one on the second this came available,

and they're like, look, we need a volunteer. See. I don't know if people understand that when they crack open a viol of these things, there's like five of them that and as soon as they come out of the refrigerator, you gotta use all five shots within ninety minutes, of course, or you have to they go in the garbage, so either they're going into someone's arm, or they're going in the pail. They tried to find a volunteer and nobody

wanted it. So for whatever reason, they had four people waiting. Okay, so four people, so that that that fifth one go to waste. It was gonna go to waste. So I raised my hand and I said, put it in my arm. All right, all right, but that was after you turned down the two shotter turned it down. I turned it, but I turned it down for a different reason. I turned it down because at the time, but I turned it down because it wasn't my turn. But it's still not my turn. But it was gonna go to waste.

So I took it, okay, but I've vaccinated it. Usually think what about you? You? You? You? What about me? Somebody can call David Brody and get him. He's got medical issues, right, is that what you're saying? You have medical things. I'm saying I have some checkboxes there that would qualify me before you know. All right, We're lucky. They were a last minute. Listen, my brother in law who lives in North Carolinas the last minute went into a CVS and he said, I live in the area,

let me know if you have any last minutes. They called him and said we got a last minute cancelation. He went and got it that night. So yeah, I know this last minutes, no problem. We're pulling up, last second, pulling up all right, enough of that we can go back on vacation. Now technically we're on vacation. We're doing a bonus episode of the We're Done Enjoy We'll be back next week or whatever exactly. Get the song I'm

going to Bahama, to the Bahamas. Where you going? Well, if I'm lucky, maybe I'll spend a couple of hours in uh boys by e