#161: The Birthday Boys

different reason. I sent, I shot off some emails, got in touch with corporate, pulled some strings, get out of here, had to wrap somebody out, shut the front door, brodyaps, I went above somebody's head. No you did, Yes, I did. I'll tell you the whole story later, I promise. Prom What does it in off? Not? No, No, I promise you'll hear it before the episode is over. I just I gotta figure out a way to work it in. What are you happy about? It's my birthday? Today's my birthday? Right?

It's your birthday? Um? Yes, happy birthday, thank you, thank you, thank you. As it is every year, four days after mine. Yes it is. And as I pointed out on a fifteen minute morning show, the advantage of my birthday being four days before yours and four days before my wife's because her birthdays today as well. Yeah, you don't get right? I well, I get to feel out, like what the vibe is? Is it big gift year? Is it no gift year? Is it me year? Right? Like you did

nothing for me? So a Chinese new year like the Year of the Blind, the year the year of the Big Gift? Well, guess what, brody, this is the year of the third because I didn't get you anything, right, So I knew I had four days to not get you anything. It's py plenty of time. Like if my birthday was tomorrow and you got me something today, I would have to scramble to get you something. And I feel like, knowing you, you would deliberately get me something on the third, so I would be screwed for the

fourth to get you something. You know who it does that to me all the time? Is uh? The women at the radio station give me Valentine's cards and all kinds of things, And I, well, I've gotten things from some of the members of our show in the past, and then I'm like, oh, I look like a fucking idiot right now. And then last Christmas, well, that's not why producer Sam got me these awesome Ultra boosts. Uh,

these Adidas Ultra boosts. Knew I wanted them, and she just she heard me say it and she bought it and she she gave it to me at the Christmas gift And I felt like such a heel, no pun intended, because I didn't get her anything back. I didn't get anything from Sam ever, and I hired her three times. You're getting grief from her. I do get grief from her, yes, yeah. So anyway, Um, I'm sitting here looking, Um, I did I got a rock. I did get the Brooklyn Boys rock.

I finally took it home, the one that Elena pop Art. Yes, shout out to Elena pop Art. She made a Brooklyn Boys logoed rock right and we posted these. Uh They're incredible. To be able to paint that well on a curved rock, amazing. Yeah, it takes some skill for sure. Do you have her Instagram information? I think, okay, I'll find it in the meantime. Uh, but yeah, so here it is my birthday and I'm not doing anything. This is the first birthday that I'm

not doing Nick. I'm sitting home. I've never tried to do Dick. You know that. Look at look at the sud episode earlier last year. That was my point. Yeah, I have been trying this year doing dick. This year, I'm not even not not even going out to dinner with my girlfriend. I'm not gonna see my friends, my boys. I even got a phone call at lunchtime today from from Falco. Falco's uh, the eighties singer. He's a hired cop,

Anthony anthy Falcon. I thought you meant the one who sings rock me on a rock the rock me speaking of. That's Elena pop Art and I'll give you her. Uh, Elena, it's Elina. Try not to go off on tangent Elena p dot pop art on Instagram. I don't like dots in Instagram handles. They just don't fit. But I don't like underscores. But this is the world we live in. The dot the dot is weird in Instagram handle. I'm not looking for for people with code information and programmers.

I don't really want to know why. It's rhetorical. I would like a dash. I would like a dash better than an underscore. I would like to you know, you know, I just you know why, because you can hit a dash without hitting a shift key. You can just go dash. I don't want to have to shift underscore. I don't want to do that. I got into a little bit of an argument not to get into the weeds with you and your argument commercial commercial. Yeah, me and my

arguments to get into the weeds with commercial recording. But a lot of times, you know, we we at this this copy, you know, the script to read. Sometimes for that we have to read verbatim at the end. It's usually the call to action, right, so we say go to you know, Z one dot com slash Prizes for more information. Well, I had a little bit of a back and forth with a client that I recently read for because I saw that they wrote it wrong and

I knew what they wanted me to say. So I said, just for the sake of argument, I'm gonna keep it at Z one hundred. It wasn't Z one hundred, it was a client so and I said, all right, so Z one hundred dot com slash Prizes. Well, they were like, well, that's not what the script said. I said, well, the script is wrong. The script told me to read Brodie, you're gonna have a connection h Z one hundred again insert client here on dot com backslash prizes backslash. Is

that backs for backslash really necessary? Well, that's okay. So the first thing is the first thing is to say www. That No, that was the other part of it. Hold on, this is a multiprom problem. They're like, we want you to say, go to www dot z one dot com backslash prizes backslash. The www did no, No that they did so. I said, all right, guys, the second they hear the word dot com, they're gonna their ear already knows. Oh, what I just heard is a web address. I don't

need to You don't need to hit www dot. I mean my parents do that? Who still does that? Or h T T P s slash slash Cohen Cohen slash slash, Like, you don't need to really do all that. You know, you don't, you don't even you don't need the www dot. We know we're on the Worldwide Web. We're there NonStop. It's in our pocket, it's all over, it's around. Nobody says www dot Google, dot com, dot com. You say, so, I always lopped that off right there, and they didn't

have a problem with that part. It's like, but the problem is it's not. First of all, you don't need the extra slash at the end of the word right, because it takes you the same thing, takes you to both take you it does. I tested it out first before I argued with them, and then they called it a backslash. But it's not a backslash. It's a forward slash.

So that's and and by the way, you don't even have to say the word forward slash because people's people know that when you're typing in a web address, and then after the dot com the slash only goes in one direction, and that's the forward. Also, it's just it's just slash, right, The forward slash is the It's like white milk. It's just milk. It's just slash. It's just slash.

If you want to, you want to put a modifier, because slash has become the dominant of the two slashes, right, some of the one of guns and roses, he'll always bring big slash. It's just slash. It's always slash because because when you need use We did algebra. I think it was algebra, right, is algebra? It was like the one before the X. You don't have to write one x. You just wrote X. It was assumed it was a one x. Right, you don't need to write the one.

But say it's like an eight hundred number. Right, you don't tell me it's a one hundred number. I know it's eight hundred. But in the world, what does a backslash? When do you even use backslash? You certainly don't use it in a web address. You use it in our in our logins at work, we have to do a domain and then a backslash forward slash O the domain in our log in. YEA, maybe, I don't know. Maybe when people who write code computer code, they may have

used for backslash. It's just certainly not used in everyday lexicon and used the graphics like when you want to make a smiley face or a shrugging guy, you need the backs. So finally, after the back and forth, I said to them, guys, do we want people to visit the address or not? Because I have the way to do it. It's the one hundred dot Com Slash Prizes Easiest way to remember it. You're writing for the ear. People are listening to this ship. You don't want to

so so they understood. They got back to me. I won that argument. You're a big man now. Ah yeah, So back to I. He was off on a tangent. So Falco called it today Anthony Falco, he's retired and my retired friends who are retired from the police force and other things. God blessed him. Some of them do sanitation there in their forties and they don't know what to do with themselves, so they go to lunch. Now they retired, twenty years on the job. They got on

a tent. Yes, Falcom dot on when he was younger. So, but the thing is he's retired now and he's like, he goes, hey, scary, what are you doing. It's your birthday, man, I see you posting up on I g like, all right, man, yes, he goes, listen, We're gonna go to to do a modeal meal and like some Italian restaurant and like Fairview, New Jersey, and we're gonna eat this and and I said, look, you know, I'm on a diet. I'm doing my detox right now. I'm not gonna scary and a down twenty

three pounds in thirty days. Thank you, I said, I appreciate it, and he says, um, come on, man, you know they got bron z. No there, they can make your bronzo and this and that. They I said, I love it. I appreciate it, but I'm gonna pass. And I'm glad I did because I saw the pictures of all these guys and what they had for lunch, and they were like they got meat ball platters and chicken palm, and you know, I'm like, thank god I didn't go, because they just sent the pictures to about an hour ago.

I'm like, I don't need I didn't need to be there for temptation island over here. Temptation is all around me, Brodie. But I'm I'm sticking to my guns. I'm not eating decadent for my birthday. I'm not gonna do it for the super Bowl. Fuck it, I'm in a zone. Okay, So are you proud of me or what? Yes, I'm very proudly. That's all I want for my birthday. I don't want presents and I don't want I don't wanna. You know, you you know you had asked me earlier if I was doing anything, and I'm not. I'm not

doing it as you are? You going crazy? Well it isn't you know? Yeah, I'll be okay, I'm gonna have my boiled chicken later and broccoli huh. And that'll be my that be, that'll be my dinner. But at least I have this podcast, right, I get to hang out and talk to one of my great friends who be rated me on the radio and on the podcast and on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast and that's all we have each other, and I'm happy and that takes my mind off of eating. So so, well, you had

a nice birthday dinner, didn't you. Did you want to talk about what happened there? I mean you kind of hinted at it on the Big Show. Um, yeah, okay, I'll tell you what happened. And I want to read some birthday greetings, um if I don't mind some birthday wishes like it's our birthday, it's Brooklyn boys birthday, as

you know. Um. I wrote back to every single d M and every single tweet and every single post that I got on all social media except on the Office Store and show account, where I liked all of the posts that didn't specifically say anything like there's like happy birthday, then I liked it, but it's like happy birthday, Broady, help you and your family have a blah blah blah. Then I wrote them back, so I hope you will

be doing the same. Dude, the six hundred thirty seven comments under my happy birthday picture, there's no way I can get back to everybody. Oh look at Mr pop you No, no, but no. First of all, Instagram like shot like bands you and and put you in time out. No, not more in jail after you like sixty things are a hundred things if you'd like too many, I got away with it. How many? How many did you like? Brodie? Hold on, I'm gonna hold on. There's all of them.

It's abuse of its, abuse of the of the heart button. I'm telling you it's happening before they say no, no, no, no more hearts for you check back in an hour. And they did that to me, I would I lie. I mean unless they lifted that I been liking, liking, liking, I haven't stopped me. Really mhm. How many likes you have? Oh it could be thousands? Okay, Well, anyway, I will try and get back to everybody. I'm gonna make this blanket announcement thank you all for the birthday wishes. That

doesn't count. Why not doesn't count because not everybody listens to this podcast. And by the way, slices, I have two things I want to bring up real quick. Number One, I asked you all nicely to make sure you go back and listen episode. I know you haven't. A lot of you have not, so help out our poor episode crash boom bang because you guys skipped it. I don't know what happened. Not the people listening to this podcast. They didn't skip it. It's the not this No I see.

This is where I disagree. I think most people listening are shaking their heads yes right now and saying, yes, I already listened to it. I don't have to because I think that we're we have to reach a different sector of of our listenership to get to that podcast. Here. If our listenership is only the people that listen to one worn trouble, I'm telling you it got it got overlooked because my heart didn't send out a notification. I Heart screwed us. So I'm just reminding you a great episode.

All right, let me read a couple of birthdays and I'll tell what happened to my birthday dinner. Um, just underscore beanie. Happy birthday, David Brodie. Thank you for teaching me to stand up for myself, even as not even free dessert Slice for Life. That was very nice. T j Uh Coonahan. I always I always worry when I say his name because it looks like it could be a different way. Happy birthday, David Brodie. May you have all of the rose pork, Loomino, veggies and diet coke

no ice you want? Isn't that nice? Um? Cap oh kaplan our boy cappy birthday? Yep? May your pizzabs, sausage, your diet coke have no ice and you drive through not have you pull up that nice Yeah? I got one from Jane Vick. Oh well, Jenevick right by the way. You go ahead, Jane Vick said, Happy birthday, scary. Wish you the best. I hope you get lots of sponsors so we can hit the jingle I was gonna send you guys pe but I remember you're doing the Dr

Fat loss. I'll hit that jingle you prick. I love you, bro Brodie, don't get mad. I would send you pizza too, but you're not going to the studio. When you go back to the studio, I'll personally go to L M B and deliver a couple of pies. Thank you both of what you do and for helping us get how shitty the world, forget how shitty the world is right now? Oh my god, All right, back to your ears. Okay, So one more thing. So so Ze one hundred are

our New York radio station and Elvis Rancho. Uh. One of them retweeted the other wishing you a happy birthday, right, yes, okay, So I retweeted it, but I said, wish him a happy birthday. He will reply to every tweet and d M with an asterisk. I wrote, please tweet birthday wishes only to him, thanks, because I don't need to see all your birthday wishes. I don't need people hitting reply. All. Wait a second, you complained, you complain about my birthday? No, No,

I didn't. I was retweeting, and I said, hey, wish them happy birthday, but they don't need to wish me and you a happy birthday to you. In other words, I don't need to see a hundred. Come on, brody, hold on, I just figured I would bring because my I don't get alerts on my phone because because here's the difference, scary, I respond to every tweet, right, So every time I get a notification, I respond to every

d M on Instagram. I am great, fantastic, So, as I was saying, I go and so every time I see a notification, I like to see who tweeted at me, and I write them back. Well, of all the tweets are to you, it's wasting my time. I could be spending on writing back to other people who are actually tweeting me. So funny, like five people have already broken that role. And then I got a faint tweet. Hold on, there's a reason I'm bringing this up. So sameir, you

blew it. Um, Jerry big Stick, you blew it. Paul Hale, you blew it. These are major slices, by the way. But then Eric de Erico at Dairy King Elevin wrote, oh and two so far on people was reading comprehensions l O L, to which I wrote back, you just broke through. Also because you're on the thread right, Well, it's funny how my birthday get gets in the way of you responding to people back for with other issues. Geez, no, no, no no. Also, I'm having a fight with a dick

who doesn't understand. He thinks he knows more about the Mets than I do, and he's being that's going to be very, very difficult. Yeah. He just told me how long he's been a Mets fan, and I laugh at that. I'm a Mets fani much longer than him. All right, you are to me it comes to the Mets. We went out to dinner. My my wife, and a couple of my kids went out to dinner on Saturday night for my birthday. My birthday landed on a Saturday, very nice. We went out to dinner for the first time as

a family in about a year. We've gone out for New Year's Eve, right into New Year's Day to January one. Well, actually no, so December thirty one, twenty nineteen, and I don't think we went out. Maybe once. We went out in January February before the pandemic hit. That's why I'm not going out to here. I'm not gonna go into this year. So as a family, we haven't gone out

to eat. My wife goes out to eat. I went out once, which I told you about, when the guy's as crack was showing, and so as a family, the four of us, one of my daughters was out of town, we went out to dinner at a place I'll give me a shout out because they have not DM me back. By the way, I'm very upset, called Town Bar and Kitchen in Marstown, New Jersey. They have a rooftop, which was excellent. By the way, if you're a Slice and you're living in the Morristown area, could you tell Town

that the Brooklyn boys were talking about them? Absolutely? So they have a rooftop, but it's not like you go up a staircase onto the roof. There's a whole level. There's a two level restaurant, and the second level has doors that open out to a beautifully finished uh. It's more like a terrace than a roof with a fireplace and heating lamps. It was great anyway. There's three tay was on the left or four maybe and three or four on the right. And because of the pandemic here

in the area, they spaced the tables out right. It's limited seating, so the table behind my so my wife and I were sitting on the side facing the fireplace, and my kids are sitting on the other side, facing away from the fireplace. Two girls get sat at the table behind my daughters with their backstas close to the fireplace. I would say they're in their twenties. If they're older than that, you welcome, ladies. You look like you're in

your twenties. And I don't know. Uh, some stuff happened in the news politically, and so my wife and kids and I were all talking about politics, not not in an augumentative way, but we were clearly on one side of the fence politically. The way we were talking. Okay, the girl on the left of the two girls whose backs are to me, keeps turning around and looking at my table. Right. I thought she was looking for the waiter,

but she kept looking like sort of at me. Now I had my I told you this, I had my mask on, which which I don't understand. How you sitting at a table outside with your mask on while you're eating. But okay, because there's other people around, there's a waiter who has outside outdoor dining. Want to get into this medical with you each This is what I choose to do. All right, Can I move on. I'm telling you I had my mask because people we're talking about you, they

wouldn't you. People had their masks on also until the food came. That's what some people, really, Yeah, that's what people do. I just think that if you're adventurous enough to go outdoor dining, adventurous, yes, once in a year. Al right, continue, all right, and my wife's been vaccinated, so she understood, understood, understood, I get it, all right, okay, all right, back to your story. Were those girls wearing masks by uh? They were when there was no food? Really? Yes?

The people around us also fascinating. So the girl keeps turning around. Now she had a drink, so she a couple of times, didn't never mask on, but she kept turning around and looking at us. So I thought, she's clearly on the other side of the political spectrum and is annoyed by our conversation, right, like she's thinking, oh, those blah blah blahs, right whatever. So I'm getting upset. I'm like, well, this woman, and my wife I said, this woman. Is she this girl? She keeps like staring.

I don't know what the deal is. She's like, I don't know maybe she's such and such uh politically and uh as I don't know. I'm like the next time she turns around, I'm gonna say something. This is really kind of like, you know, I'm out to dinner. She's give me these looks, you know. So finally, this is like six seven minutes of turning around. Um, she turns around. She's excused me. Now I'm ready, Like my, I'm ready

to go, Like bring it. You're gonna argue with me, she says, Um, I just want to let you know I recognize your voice. I'm a big fan of your show. And so I said, always eyes, Oh, thank you, thank you. So she was she knew you the whole time. She knew your voice, right, she kept like turning around the double check it was me. She didn't google me, because I've had people do that, like on the phone and

look up. Let's see if I look. But I had the mask on, so I don't know what she could have seen, you know what I mean, and my jacket on because it was cold. So I said, oh, it's very nice to meet you. And her friend turning around, she said, I I recognize your voice too. Were all big fans. That's awesome. Now that she watched to follow to see if maybe you were going to complain and send something back, or if they serve something with green bits in it, like say, she listens to the podcast, Dude,

he's about to get a diet coke with it. Watch this, I would play, I play by play. I will tell you about the waiter in a second. Because everything was really good. But um, so her friend says, oh my god, yeah, we recognize your voice right away. Now, um my family is not. They don't like get impressed by that. They're like, oh, that's nice for you, but they like to keep a low profile, like they don't like they don't revel in it, like yeah, but that's famous because I'm not really famous.

I'm just known. But anyway, so they're like, oh my god. And so my kids they're like, oh god, here goes dad. He's gonna get all like a big ego. Now up for dinner. So I said, well, it's very nice to meet you, Like, thank you, right, very nice girls. So my kids are like, don't say a word, dead, don't say a word. We get it. They liked you, We get it, like in a fun way. They go, Okay, no problem, no they're not embarrassed. They just they don't They don't want me to get like all like a

big headed dinner. So my wife turns to me into this, well, there's your birthday present. You talk. Some people are like you okay, so that's good. So like about ten minutes later, two more girls, also around the same age, go and sit down at the table. They were late, but they don't say anything, and I'm like, okay, good, let's just you know, we eat dinner or whatever, have a nice time. At the end of the night. We're done first because we we had ordered first, we had sat down first.

And as we get up, I do the right thing. I take a few steps over and I lean over and I say, ladies, it was very nice meeting you. And they go, oh my god, yeah, and the other two girls start doing the thing with their hand like they're fanning their face like their hands shaking. Oh I on, oh my god, we love you. When they passing out like the dog and you cut to the and it's like, oh my god, faint. Specifically, the blonde girl was not I'm not like she was gonna fame, but she's like,

oh my god, we love you. I would say the hand was medium speed. It wasn't like Beatles speed. It wasn't like Harry Styles speed. It was more like, oh, it's so nice to me, but like we didn't say anything. We got here late, but we recognized your voice too. We love the show. Side everybody. Now, none of them said we love the podcast. And I would have said, hey, check out the Brooken Voice podcast. I thought that was cheesy. I don't want to do that, you know, yeah, it's

kind of It's hard to do in that situation. Right. Had they said they loved the podcast, we're like, hey, right, So so then one girl yells to my kids, do you know how cool your dad is? I wanted to be my fun boy? Uh no, no, she didn't say that. No, she did not know. First of all, all of these girls were obviously single. It looked like they was single. You're in their twenties. I am not. They they were all very attractive. Doesn't doesn't stop not. I'm telling you

married most qualitly I'm married a right. They thought that was your your older sister with you. I don't know you just refer did you just call my wife my older sister? Maybe it was a young younger sister with you. You'll be careful. My wife is a is younger than me, don't she is. He looks a lot younger than she's really, So you know what, someone's gonna have them listen. They're gonna hear this, and they're gonna like, oh, listen to them. They couldn't have been nicer. My point was, I was

so it was they were so nice. And there's such big fans of the Morning shown you stop that everything when you was sexual. I love how it makes you uncomfortable. I do this just to make you uncomfortable. I'm not uncomfortable. I'm embarrassed for you, embarrassed for me. You know you're not. No, I'm not. I'm not No. It was very nice meeting them. The thing is I said, oh, hit me up on social media. None of them did so. I don't know

their names, so I can't. I would have shouted him out on the end, slide into my m I will say, what here's here's what gets uncomfortable when they want to take a picture and then they like ask your spouse to hold the camera and they give the camera to you know, Melissa, your wife, and say, hey, excuse me, could you could you hold this camera and take a picture of on that. She wouldn't be offended by that.

Know what's offensive? Scary is when you and I are at at a morning show event and they have me hold the camera so they can take a picture with you. That's yes, it does. It happen at at at what it was at the at the food fest we went to last year that people were like, oh, hi, yeah, could you take a picture of us? When scary? Yeah, it happens all the time, dude, that's all that's awkward. Well,

that happens to me a lot with Elvis. Hey, you might you know, taking a picture, you know, hold this camera, you take the picture of me and Elvis. I'm like, great, okay, I've done that. Wait a minute. So you're saying you are Elvis is to you what you are to me in terms of celebrity. No, I'm just telling you what what happened. You're like, oh, I'm always with a bigger stall like Elvis, So brody you being with a biggest stall like me. It totally makes sense. I didn't say that.

You're putting words in my mouth. That's what you said. You're inventing things. Now, if a then B if B, then C. Therefore if AI than C, No, it's it's real modus, Poland's modus modus, Tollens's whipping out the math. Yeah, I loved Ala. It's one of those modus is anything that was Trigg It's logic, logic, logic, it's logic. Loved logic, logic and algebra and trigger and loved it. Calculus hated. I love math, hated calculus. The birthday text you keep

they keep coming in. I have to ignore them. Now. I have to get back to every text on my phone, every single one of them. Speaking of posts, So on my birthday post yesterday on the Elvis Durrand Show. This happens every time. Anytime there's a big post, there's always some listen guys like slices. If you do this, please don't do this. I know everybody has to make a living. I saw. I'm not looking to offend, so let me just say I don't like it. But when you do

it on a post yesterday, it's extra tackie. So when there's a post like a big news event and and and you jump on it happens on our Elvis Rand Show account A lot don't promote your side business. Don't promote the home business, that scam that you work for, the pyramid scheme that you work for. You know where you go. Oh thanks to Lorin, I'm able to work from home, stay with my kids and still make six figures. Promote your business somewhere. You could use some wriggle cream

from Rodanon Fields here. Let me interest you in this MLM scam. Yeah yeah, yeah for Oh by the way, oh yeah yeah, can I I have some things to say about that. Lulu Ro Lulu lu lu rose, Lululululu Lulu lu lu ro was the big leg things. Everyone had to buy leggings, leggings, and I tried to tell people I don't want to be like a thing because we know people who were selling it was a pyramid scam. But not only that, the it's the level marketing. It's called multi level. That's why I said m L and

MLM company is a multi level marketing scheme. It's scheme pyramid scheme, yes, because the people in the beginning all get their money and cash out and then but the problem is people to sell for you. Yea, they give you ten percent, but eventually it gets harder and harder to cash out because the people at the bottom are you know, there's way too many people at the bottom. Essentially hot potato. You get stuck with all the merchandise.

So so yeah, you hold the bag right, you get stuck and Lulu ro and by the way, at some point, things like a light leggings is a finite item where you don't It's not like toothpaste where you're gonna keep needing more of it. It's just at some point you have to three pairs of leggings leggings. I know two people that was salespeople, right, one was the others like barrier in the pyramid and uh, one made money and

one got stuck with a lot of clothing. Of course, Washington State just settled the case for like four million dollars that they're gonna reimburse the people that got stuck with their merchandise and and who got scammed. But this happens. This happens every couple of years. And I hate to say this. Men fall for a lot of stupid ship but this is a lot of women who like as a side job or instead of working, they get they go,

oh my god, my friends making all this money. I'm gonna do it, Ladies that I'm telling you a year from now, when somebody's selling wigs, don't do it. When somebody's selling uh toenail buffers, don't do it. Didn't We talk about this on this podcast a year ago on Instagram, No the one it was like the picture of a star.

It was like eight the eight people with the person in the middle, and then you have to like fill the eight and then you moved to the middle or something like that, and then they it was like some kind of weird little diagram. As soon as somebody says, oh my god, you'll be able to get people and they're gonna give it to you, and by after a while you have to work. No such thing. It's a scamboni. Got major Sam, fuck fuck you, Lula Row and Rod Dan and Fields. I don't know if it's similar, but

I don't know. If some people make you open up your own business in your basement, it's not gonna last long, and you gotta get out fast. You gotta get out, sell your first wave of stuff and get out. That's what most people do. That that's why the scamboni, the people at the top of the pyramid win so it's like the people who create the thing and put themselves the top, the first one out. Yeah, you gotta get out,

all right. We gotta take a break, all right. So when we come back, I will tell you the big news that Scary doesn't even know about. Big news. Can you give me a hint? What did it start with? What letter? No? I can't even do that because it's the sound of it, like the sat can't do it? All right, Okay, alrightst rein Rod. I gotta know what this is. This is, this is I'm a burning sensation in me right now. People are trying to guess what it is. So here's what I'd like you to do.

Tweet me and Scary and at the Brooklyn boys what you thought it was before I said it. I'm curious to see if you and don't lie. Don't be like, oh I know what if you knew what? That's fine. So I went to corporate for this. No, no, no, it's I gotta tell you the story. First. I went to corporate and I said, hey, who who? I went to our buddy um are r Okay, that's his initials.

I said, who handles who handles this request? Who handles this thing I need done, he said this woman H. So I emailed H and I said, Hey, I would like this done. What I gotta do? Who I gotta blow? Nope, didn't say that that's you. Gotta just take care of yourself. So she said, oh, I can handle that. My department handles that. Not a problem. Are there any other Oh I gotta I gotta bring up Remind me to bring up any other variations that you would like me to take care of. So I said, you know, let me

get back to you, and I tweeted scary. I texted scary, and I'll tell you about the text later. I said, No, I think we're good. Just please take care of this for for me and a few of my friends in the company. Can you please just take care of this? Yeah, not a problem. That was uh. And the November and then a follow up email beginning of December. I don't

hear anything back. I email her in the middle of December and I said, Hey, any updates And she writes back, oh, uh, this particular request is requiring a little more information, but it's gonna take me a little bit longer, but I should have an answered few by the end of the week. Mid December. Now the week goes by, we go on a tweak vacation, I write. I write her back beginning of January. Hey, H, what's the deal where It's a

month now. I haven't heard anything, nothing, So I wait a week and a half, benefit of the doubt, new year, you know, settling back in. Maybe it was on vacation. I don't hear anything nothing, so I fowarded the last email. I go, hey, you, okay, where are we at? Then? You know how I told you the story? You have to Uh, sometimes you have to fill out a corporate ticket, like a job ticket. I get a completed ticket. Your job request from H has been completed. So so I

go and I look, it hasn't been completed. Oh, so I go what Then? So I email r R again. I say, hey, r r r um, Hey, do you know what's going on with H? What do you mean? Well, here the last emails I sent. Haven't heard back in weeks. I'm a little concerned. Uh, and nothing's getting done, he said, I'm on it. Fifteen minutes later, I get an email from H. I'm so sorry. I don't know how I missed this email. It was four emails. By the way,

I'll get all right on it, I promise. Uh and then um, I got six confirmation email because it was a digital favor, and all kinds of emails confirming, confirming, confirm. What are we doing? As of last Thursday The Brooklyn Boys podcast on Deezer, we made it. We're on. Yes, Yes, Oh my goodness. There is a Lord Birthday, Happy birthday. My present to you, Scary Jones, the Big D, the Big D. See if I said D the first initial, it's Deezer. It's like halfway there. Now, Scary, you can

ask your own Deezer. That's freaking amazing. This is r are because I had to go over H's head. Now, what was the nuts? Did we find out what the hold out was? Like? Why were they waiting to put us on? Well, no, no reason, just we had never requested it. Apparently our company has a checklist of automatics and they weren't an automatic that's going to be through. Listen talkers on Deezer. I got celebrity buzz on Deezer.

Elvis story in fifteen minute morning show. Uh. Yeah, by the way, if you're a slice and what ye, So, what's the matter? I was gonna tell I was gonna say, if you happen to be a slice out there, I want to know if if if there's another platform that we're missing, like a big one that we're not on, let us know so we can have r R A H go after it. Whoever. Those people were okay, so um, I said to to two Scary, this is for the slices.

I said, too, Scary. Uh. About two weeks ago, before this was finalized, I said, hey, Scary, I'm just letting you know I'm I'm still fighting to get us on Deezer, I remember this, and Scary goes, wait a minute, what about other networks? You should have gotten us all other podcast networks. Why didn't you tell me? Why did you? Alright, alright, alright, no, no, no, so you gave me grief on the phone. You were

yelling at mean, why didn't include you? Why was? I said, Well, first of all, Scary, I wanted to surprise you for like when it got done. But second of all, I sent you a text message. No you didn't, so I sent you a screenshot. The text messages me saying, hey, Scary, what are the podcast platforms do you want me to ask to get on? And your response was, Hey, come to Collabra's Calandria's Landers for a free palm on the arm. Hey, Thanksgiving? It was a food call. I mean, how do I not? Okay,

all right, whatever you're doing single ball. So you were like, you didn't tell me. I did tell you. Your response to me was come get free chicken parton. So I know, what do you expect. I'm sure attention span when it comes to palm on the arm. Go go on, Deezer and go listen episode. How about that? Okay? So back, so back back to these posts we were talking about about working from home and these scamp posts. I it's annoying that you do that. But here's where it gets

really bad. Here's where it gets really tacky, like you have to have no soul to do this. Yesterday screech died Dustin Diamond. Okay, life came to a screeching halt. There's my there's my one bad joke for the day. Dustin Diamond passed away from mukemia. It's tragic. So Elvis Durant Show put up a post that that put up a picture of Dustin Diamond and said, you know, he died, and everybody's like, oh my god, I loved him so young, so quick. I love the show. He's had such a

rough life. R I p all it was, you know, a six hundred text messages a post, rather seven hundred within like the first hour, like everybody loved who Saved by the Bell? I mean by my classic? A classic. So as I'm scrolling, I said to myself, I hope I don't see any of these self promoting bastards on a death post. And sure enough, oh, thanks to Athy. Uhh, isn't that Isn't that a bot? At that time? At that point? Isn't that a bot? Or these people? I

don't think. I think you're arguing with nobody. I don't think these are like I feel like these are these are posts that are just they they find posts that have high volume and they just stick them in there. Are you shipping on my rant? I think that's what you're doing right now. No, I'm asking you because we don't audition this stuff. You and I don't talk about the material necessarily. I have no idea. Brody Okay, no, okay, no, I'm saying it sounds like I'm I'm asking you an

honest questions. I was on the oppression. I never. I never take this as real people talking. I'm like, these are fucking bots just going at it. I mean, I'm what, No, I'll tell you why I don't. I don't know if it's a bot or not. Because I clicked on them. I clicked on I clicked on both of them, and they both are people or carry up. I checked it. They both carry on and they both have normal posts. All right, then they scome post now that you mentioned

they were not they were not bosts. They were people who follow them. Either they followed them on show or they followed big accounts. So when they post, they get a notification and they can jump on it. They probably got like put notifications on all the big accounts. My point is, have some fucking class. How go look and go. It's a deaf dedication post. Maybe that's not the opportunity to put on. How you work from home and you can't believe it. Thank you Kathy, because thanks to Kathy,

check out Kathy. Uh d m Kathy, so you can work from home and make You know what, if everybody if Kathy was making money for everybody, right, every no one, We're working everybody be ready, It's like, you know what I have this all. You see commercials for hair loss products right, Oh, we're gonna lazy your head creams, lotions. Here's how I know. Scary that those creams don't work, that those lasers don't work. Here's how I know. Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world, is bold, true story.

He'd have all the money in the world to fix this worth. He gave his wife half his money and he's still worth over a hundred billion dollars. Don't you think he'd have hair? Yeah, it's a great, great point. If he could put he could laser his head. He could get a laser sent to his house in two days with prime and have hair growing. And I know that some people it's bald as a choice, But bald is a choice usually when you have a little on

the side, so you go bald. Most people with a full head of hair don't go bald as a choice, at least at least rich white dudes, like some some black men look with bald head. They like a lot of NBA players, they go chrumb dome and that's great. I don't I don't know a lot of white guys with a full head of hair and go I'm taking it off. If you are God bless you, but you know, fuck you because they are people who would dyeing for

hair and you're just shaving it off. So yeah, if if bald cure has worked, Jeff Bezos full head of hair. You guys that he needs hair. He doesn't need he doesn't know. He doesn't, dude, he doesn't. He's got he's got money. He's big. He's big in the pockets. You know what I'm spending. He's big in the pocket. He could date you. Give you a hundreds of his salary. You don't have to work again. Called Kathy, called Kathy and work from home. You know. You know Jeff bezos

wife wasn't selling lularo. So there's a there's a new social media app that has not been infiltrated by these people. But these these these self promoters yet and I think that we should jump on it. I'm telling you, I'm here. I'm here Early, I'm here Early Brodie. Is it with a date? No? No, I'm here. I'm here for it. Okay. You know I was. I was first to Facebook back in the day. You guys yelled at me and made fun of me because he said only college kids were on it at the time, but I joined it. I

was first. I was first to Instagram and you were like, what the hell you doing that for? That's a picture app? And then I was I was first to TikTok uh and you guys and this was like in the past two years you left your asses off saying it's only for kids. Now every motherfucker's on TikTok In fact, that can't be a viral video that appears in your day that you don't click on it and it links to TikTok It's it's most of them now. So I'm a trail blazer on this and I'm telling you the next one.

It's Clubhouse. Okay have you been do you know about the clubhouse app? No? What what do you mean? No? You never been on a clubhouse? Okay, brand new app. It's a social media app. You got it better than Google Hangouts. We'll go get your claim your name at the very least you can go claim it. But here's the thing. It's invitation only right now because it's in beta. So what you do is you go on, you get your you claim your name, so get I already got

at scary Jones. You got at David Brody and then when you sign up, you hit enter and then you wait for to be invited to actually start the app. But usually somebody sees that you've signed up and it's you can Each person gets too object management, it's project management. Each person gets to what are you talking about? Clubhouse clubhouse. It's a purple purple logo with two flags clubhouse. You have the clubhouse appen. No, no, no, no, it's not it's a it's a it's a picture of a guy. Well,

this says clubhouse and it's a project. No, it's it's actually better, it's something else, right, you got the name wrong. It's clubhouse one word and it's got it's a guy. It's a picture of a black and white it's a black and white picture of a guy with with long hair and a beard. On Android, Clubhouse Software has an app called Clubhouse and it's it's a it's a it's a corporate type app. No, it's not, well, this isn't

well this this is great anyway. No, but it is kind of corporate clubhouse is No, it is kind of No. Here's what well, here's what happens. So when you join once you get on it, Once you get on Clubhouse, you you actually can go into these rooms with people, but you're you could be on a stage and you're a speaker. So there's like three or four speakers on a panel and then the rest yeah, and the rest

of people. The rest of the people are in the audience, and you can actually call an audience member on stage to how to speak. The thing is, this is I think where we're going. I think I think this is a professional app it. It looks kind of sexy. I don't understand. Oh wait, maybe it's not on Android yet. You may be fucked well fantastic, that's not it. That's not it. You just said you just what did you do? You texted it? I texted you a screenshot of clubhouse.

That does not That's gonna be a problem because the name is taken. No multiple logins. What is this here? No, this is not you. This is not it anyway, So it can be called clubhouse, then it is clubhouse. Two words. It's one word, clubhouse, all right? Is it? It's better than feed You had me on feet a few years ago. I'm telling you you're gonna love it. You and and slices check it out. I'm telling you, if you're gonna, you guys are gonna you'll thank me later. And then

our other friends at Stereo. Eventually we're gonna get back on there and do another one of those talks where we can actually, you know, do a little mini podcast companion where you you're asking, where you get to put your name, you know, you get to actually talk to us, look back to us in real time. So I brought to Lava lier Mike, so I sound better, So Scared doesn't complain. I'm using a bluetooth your piece. Yeah, so it'll be great, It'll be awesome, all right. That that's

just upcoming business. Just wanted to get that ship out of the way. I have some respect for dust and diamond, damn it. That's basically what I'm saying. I got you, I got you, all right. Oh, bro A, you're gonna hate this. We got an email called Kitty Litter Scamboni Okay, oh I don't like it already from Kate McKee. I got scammed by Pretty Litter, a kitty litter company. I saw an ad and I thought, why not. I'm constantly

on the hunt for a kitty litter. I like I'm sure it's out there, but it's certainly not pretty litter. Although the product wasn't bad, my family decided it wasn't the right product for us. A month later, another box showed up, even though I didn't sign up for auto send, so I emailed them saying, I'll keep this litter and pay for it, but I didn't want another bag. Thinking I might have accidentally signed up for auto send, I

explained my cats don't like it. In their defense, they wrote back quickly and explain cats sometimes take some time to adjust. Then they admitted that I was automatically signed up for the auto send and that I should give their product a little more time. What type of company signs you up for auto send, assuming you'd want it? By the way, scary, don't listen to everyone adopt kittens, not I may. I may. They're easy and awesome. I'll even give you an unused bag of my pretty litter.

So yeah, So apparently there are companies out there that give you the old Scamponi where you sign up for something and then you don't realize you've signed up for the auto send without even signing up for the auto send. So how do you get out of that. It's like an it's kind of like a never ending maze. Yeah, that's a that's a I don't I don't know. I mean, I guess you have to get them on the phone and give them hell if you can't, you can't handle

it online. You can't because online screwge you. Online never gets back. Yeah, but do they owe you anything for the auto send having the auto send feature on? Uh? I don't know. When there's got to be like a disclaimer that says you know you you're automatically being renewed unless you cancel. Okay, just saying all right, so there's that. Did you have another one? I do? Yeah, let me let me pull up what I have here. Do you see what I sent you by the way, just now? Yeah? Yep, yep, yes,

Oh my god, yep. Uh Who so people gonna notice it? Should I tell you? You want to see? You might a look who sent it? Before? I say, who sent it? A listener? A listener sent it to us. No, it's a screenshot of someone the screen shot. Oh my goodness, yep, he says, we got we got Okay. My co host Share Cascenza on the other podcast I Do was promoting

that you're a beautiful birthday. Gree sent me a beautiful birthday greeting yes, and she on her caption, she wrote, you're you're the best big brother from another mother and most amazing podcast co host girl can't ask for and she spelled your why oh you are and it should be why o you apostrophe ari. Oh my goodness. So now what how do we handle this? This is one of our own, Brody, somebody somebody pointed this out and screenshot it and send it to us. I love it.

I don't know if I would delete it. Well, I'm not going to repost it. She's expecting me to repost it because I reposted everybody today. What should I do? Should I kind of pull her aside and say, you may want to just no, I wouldn't bring it up, but I wouldn't repost it. I just yeah, okay, I just I just got it. What's the matter you? You sound like the cats got your tongue, Brodie. No, no, no,

I'm looking up something I want to bring up. I like I was, I had something else someone to talk about, but then I was like, oh, this just came into my phone to my social media, So okay, so desiree. Uh Dad bombs dade Z bombs dade Z b o m b z on Instagram. Yeah, we talked last week about the shower scrubber, the Ladies shower scrubber. Right, so the clean spa or the cleansed spa, whatever it was. She said, I just wanted to tell you I had the pleasure of watching this commercial last night and was

laughing so hard. Look it's the obsessed girl. So she took a picture of the of the item with the four brush heads, and the woman goes, I'm obsessed with it. Yeah, I'm obsessed. I can't get enough of this. So I know you guys listen in order so you heard it last week. If you're new to the podcast, go back, welcome aboard. I'm back and listen to the episode. And of course please go back and listen one, go back

to number two. Number two. All right, we gotta take a quick break because then I have some unused jokes, and then I think we've gotta wrap off because as your birthday. So let's where am I going? I told you I'm going nowhere today. Hit the commercials? All right, So do you have anything else you want to hit? I got some unused jokes and uh you got Well wait a second, how do you doing unused jokes when

we're doing the show remotely? The unused jokes segment is supposed to be when you write a bunch of jokes down on a piece of paper and give them to Elvis and then and then Elvis doesn't use them. But for most of the on air, we've been we hold on, we've been in quarantine since March, right, we've been doing the podcast. All. Yeah, we haven't done. We haven't done. We have not done. Yes, we used jokes since we absolutely have. Really, we absolutely have. Dude, I type into

the chat room. It's in the slack chat room. We're in. You know that we were talking on the air. When I say we, I mean everyone but me. Was talking about um people a porn category on porn hub with people who do stuff with cereal with something doing like a porn cereals. Somebody mentioned porn and cereals, so I started naming porn cereals, So I said, leather cheerios. That's look at urban diction. If you don't know what that is. Uh,

muse licks l I c k s muse licks. Uh porn cereal, chocolate creos if you're into that, uh, Lucky Sucky charms, the Golden Shower grams uh oh, and turning tricks, which is something I did and then no one was responding, so I just stopped, like you know, I mean, I could have gone on for like an hour, but I just stopped. So porn cereals, if you have a porn cereal you'd like to submit tweet us. You know what the tweets. One last thing I want to shout out

to it. That was my unused jokes. Yeah, because you said, you know, yeah, because right, Okay, you want to shout out to Bernie. I want to shout out to Bernie. But shout out to Bernie. Oh, I don't have the audio. Should save it until next week to have the audio. If you want, yeah out to Bernie us to do with something completely different, Oh, shout out to Bernie and then I'll have the audio of why I have to thank Bernie the guy who runs New York. I heart media.

And while you're mad at Bernie, but you you do your shout out to Bernie. I'm not Maddie Bernie. I'm happy with Bernie right now. Bernie, Bernie sent me a a beautiful award. Apparently I got the the Shoutout Award or something that, you know, the Shouted Out Loud Award for I Heart Media. Me and the thirty one essential employees who've been coming into the studio since March to do the big, the big show. Um, we all together won this award. It was a thirty one way win

and we all got a plaque, a beautiful plaque. Just a participation award. What do you mean, Well, everyone who comes into work got an award, So there's nothing no, no, no, it was we don't know as opposed to you who's sitting at home for tennutes. You got, you got. All you did was participating. I'm gonna read it. Do a good job work. Let me go get it. Hold on, I want to read it because it was very nice. Hurry up, then I gotta go change reman, What am

I doing? Talk? Just well? Just oh, I wanted to hear there's any like crashing and banging, you know, vamp as they amp walked across the room. This is called the I Heart Media Standing Ovation Award. It's a beautiful piece of glass and it's framed and it's ready to go and it's wonderful, and I wanted because you were standing and I was sitting on my couch. Standing ovation award is I guess people that every year it's given to one person. This year it was given to all

thirty one of us. Okay, because we as a unit G unit all came to work during the pandemic while everyone else was at home. So they figured it's all encompassing. So this is not a participation award as you just assumed. This is a real for participating. I got it be costs. I'm an essential employee, and they gave it to everyone who came in right right, thirty one people got it.

So what are you trying to say it's any less special, because I'm saying it's like, you know, everyone who played on the team got it, and if you were at the rest of the high school didn't. Be Hold on a second. Well we'll wait a second now. If you win a Super Bowl and you were in for one play, you're on special team to something, you get a participation, you get no, you get you you you gotta ring. Everyone gets a ring, everyone gets a trophy. It's not the same. It's not the same as being Tom so

it's the same thing. We've all achieved this together. So this was a team award. But you're trying to say, but you're trying to lump it in with those awards kids. Explain what a participation award is. First of all, it's like everyone, everyone who runs the race gets a trophy. There's no winners, no losers. You ran the race. This is a lot different than that nobody did their job better. Are you telling me that nobody who went to work

sucked every What I'm telling you is everyone. If somebody went to work every day because they hate their wife or husband and went to work day and did a ship job, they got a trophy, right, they got a plaque. Yeah right, But this basin that's not that's different. That's different. The give my kid an award for running around the bases and everybody, Hey, everybody did their homework today. You will get an award. That's a participation award. That's the

bull that's bullshit. That is This is not a bullshit award. This showed up. You got an award for showing up. That's what you got. What did you get to a ward for scary? Now up? No, because if you if you have to pull back a second. Pull Okay, pull pull back in the grand scheme of the pandemic, because we went through a lot of ship. Didn't do the entire earth go through a lot of ship this year. Okay. So this small microcosm, this group of people right here

at iHeart Media, were able to make it run. We get to make things run every day, so we got we come in every day and the thirty one of us are the chosen ones. How many people working out building Brodie a couple of hundred scared. You're you volunteered to go in and you do a great job, and you're very important. But what I'm saying is nobody got singled out of the thirty seven, right, no one gottures were on the screen at the same time, and you're

all very valuable. What I'm saying is, though, it's basically you got a trophy for participating. Are you look at that thirty one list? I know all of them, right, amazing people, and I thank God that you guys go to work every day and I keep the show running. We'll have jobs. But you know someone on that list isn't is like yeah, yeah, So you're saying it has to be like a gold, silver, and a bronze. That has to be actually think, yes, I think should be.

Everyone gets an award, but then three people get super awards. Somebody has to stand out otherwise, looking at this as in a different way, relatively speaking, we as a unit, right, got an award for standing out amongst the rest of you. Right, So like everyone who completed the race got an award as opposed to people in the bleachers who didn't run the race. I'm completely not on your side on this,

I participation. We're also belittling my award. Okay, Anyway, I wanted to thank I wanted to thank Bernie for actually sending it to the house and for actually, you know, spending some money on a nice piece of glass. It's nice to have something like this. It's it's it's a moment in time. I know that I will look back on this and be like and I'll and I'll and I'll look at it on my wall or wherever I keep it in a closet somewhere dusted off and big, you know what, shake my head. I'm like, yeah, I

was part of that. I was part of a very very elite group of people who received an award because we did things in a very very um you know, unprecedented time. I we we we made a difference. Yeah, but you know you you showed up again. I find I find what you do important. But every everybody got the same award. That's all I'm saying. You all got the same. I just don't put this on the level. I would have liked to have seen a little bonus

check for you guys. I mean, but I'm saying, I'm saying, I heart step up patient trophies nice, but I'd like to see like the guy who runs the Elvis rd Morning show get a little something extra. I don't think like Jeff Smith deserves extra. He runs radio. Stage's an engineer, he's yeah, he makes it run also. But that's why we will need to see thirty Look at the list of thirty one. I'm not picking out anybody, but we look at the list right now. You look at the

list you have the list. Is there anyone on that list no names who maybe you think isn't as as valuable as you I see three people right here. Okay, but people the second But wait, there's three people, so would you admit they got participation trophies. Okay, So so basically, ladies, gentlemen, what Brodie is, what Brodie is saying is that look at the award on your mantle or wherever your your out of right now. That may have been a participation award because you got anything that you did in a

group effort situation. Brody is like, well, if there was multiple awards for that category, it's a participation award and therefore less of an award. It's just kind of like a jerk off moment. They're trying to give you an audible handy. Thirty one people have done a great job going into work. I get that, but if six, imagine scary of only five of you got the award, how much more special with that? I'm gonna I'm gonna put this in in this nail, in this coffin that you

you're not gonna be able to debate out of this paperbag. Okay. And that is that is what Time Magazine was that what what else did they do? The person of the year, man of the person of the year, and by the way, person of the Year for Time Magazine always confuses people. It doesn't mean the best, it doesn't mean the person who did the most, the most honorable. It means who captivated, who dominated the headlines. You know, I'm so sorry. No, no,

it wasn't. It wasn't Time. Personally, I'm scratched that it was. Oh my god. There was an award that came up recently, Noel Prize, no, no, for whatever. Whatever the award was, it was not Time. Person in the air. It was it was it was the answer. Hold on, they gave the award to the front line workers. There was an award. It was a major award. It wasn't Time. We thought that that was going to be the answer to Time magazine. But my point being is that can't funk with That's

a group award. That's several people different. The frontline workers won an award, and it was like all the front line workers you win in this category. It was it was I forgot what a war. It was a major award too. But but anyway, the result is still the same, and that means you're pretty much belittling them. That's what I'm saying. What's your argument? Never? Okay, My argument is that they all did an incredible job. They all go

to work risking their lives every day. They all should be commended, and you that sounds like a participation award because they all participated. Hold on, hold on, I'm sure within the hospitals there might be a nurse of the week, right, there might be a doctor of the month. Right, this is a pandemic scary. You can't compare nurses and doctors going to work every day saving lives. Yes, they should all be awarded. Yes, they should be recognized. They all

didn't get plaques. We said a big thank you to all of them, so we got a recognition award, yes, for participating. I like to think it's a little more than that. But okay, listen, I already told you I think what you and uh, what you do every day, and almost everybody on that list, or everyone on the list is wonderful. I'm just saying some of you, as you pointed out, probably do a little more wonderful than

others because some of some of it isn't like. But without each one of us there, they would not have been able to make it work. The rest of you guys hit the Brooklyn Boys song. Remember you're the one who singled out three people not me. Hit the jingle you have a Birthday dinner and yes, as a matter of fact, Peter Lukers boys, steak dinner from your wife, none from you. You get gots and Google from me