#158: Crash, Boom, Bang!

him off. I left town. I made a conscious effort and it is a conscious desiven decision to not play it. I knew it was there. I have it. I had it. I could have gone to a Ruba. You don't know where I've been. Yeah, in these COVID times. Come on, come on, the next time we're on vacation. Okay, guess what April I mean we get off for MLK Day next week. That's not a vacation. We didn't. We're not missing a day. The next time we miss a week, which will be no, it's February. We have President's Week

off the Morning Show, Elvis Duran. We will all be off for the week of President's Week. That's the week of the fourteen, that's Valentine's Day Week. What you got you got anything plan for Valentine's What are your big plans? Day? Broody? That was my plan? I said, I just you know what, this year, I might be joining you doing that, because, yeah, I mean, where am I going to go? I'm screwed. You can't can't take your girlfriend to a strip club

or a Victoria's Secret fashion show. All the other big things you've done for your girlfriend, big big holiday for me, they we're all just created, created for hall Mark. I mean, let's face it, well, listen, last Valentine's Day was right before the pandemic shut everything down. Yeah, I mean we were in the pandemic, but it hadn't gotten to pandemic levels.

We didn't even know it. Speaking speaking of which, we're we're a couple of months away from a year since we've been in studio, and I think I talked about this the day we got sent home. We all left at the same time, and Nate, who was one of the other producers on the show, was right behind me. And I rolled through, like I said, I rolled through a red light. I slowed down like two miles an hour. There was no because it was there was Yeah, there was no one on the street because it was a pandemic.

So I was like okay, and I signaled I made it right because Nate was right behind me. Don't want to stop short anyway, And the guy was on a scooter on the sidewalk, came flying on the turn, cutting aid off, almost caused an accident. Was like a Paul Blart mall cop kind of scooter. No, no, no, it was it was. It was a Limbretta. I believe that's the name of the company. Anyway. Uh my father used to ride one, So shut your face anyway. So he

gave me a t I'm not insulting it. I'm just no no. So that was March of twenty my court date because I pled. I pled not guilty because if you plead not guilty, you can go to court and at the time they'll let your plea bargain, pay the fine and not get any points. Because I told the officer I don't want to rehash. You guys all heard this, you listen in order. Anyway, the court day got bumped from I want to say July to October, and then from October to February next month. Now, when does it

go from February to thrown away? Because it's well but no, it went from February now to uh July or August, so it'll be a year and a half almost from the time I went through had got the ticket before I go to court, if they honor that court, you're ready to defend yourself in court, dude, I've I've defended myself in court before. I was pretty law. I'm great. I haven't lost yet. You know who else defended themselves

in court? The dating game Killer? Yeah, well, I mean you gotta have some set of balls and be some kind of psychopaths of the crazies do that to defend yourself in court. But that's like other crazy people have done that. They all wos. By the way, if there's one guy who did it and wand you know, off to tweet me, but most of them lose. Most I mean, how do you keep up with all the paperwork and all the cross examination. I mean, you're destined to like

choke up or hang yourself for perjury. Nobody knows you well, yeah, nobody knows your case better than you. But there's a guy on TikTok. He's um, he's I think his name is like um Internet lawyer or lawyer explainer, something like that. Lawyer. Yeah, it's a good looking guy. Anyway, he'll he'll explain whatever is going on in the world. So like he'll explain

the impeachment trial going on. But a couple of days ago, Um, the lawyers for one of the guys that attacked the capitol, right the I think it was the podium guy took uh Speaker Pelosi's podium then waved like, oh that the podium and then put it on eBay. I mean, at that point, you're begging to get caught, right. So his lawyers, who by the way, they're not that it was a replica. Yeah,

they're not the best lawyers in the world. I mean, granted, this guy's not gonna hire like New York slick, you know, ten thousand dollars a day lawyers. But their lawyers have been going on TV shows and podcasts and the news and cable news to defend him. But you can't defend

him because he did it. So they're saying things like, well, yeah, he was in the Capitol and he had the podium, but he didn't do worse things right anyway, This is this intimate lawyer was analyzing their their press conference they held today where they're basically admitting everything, and he's yelling at the video, going don't say that, don't say I just say no comment. TikTok, tiktoki. So he's a lawyer, so he's on the top of the screen, split screen,

and they're on the bottom. I feel like this is Mystery Science Theater three thousand, where he would watch like a really shitty film from I was talking, was talking about MST three K just yesterday with my friend Jeff

and three king. You didn't know that he would sit in the movie theater and they would have the silhouettes and then they would throw in voiceover comments about what the hell is going on the screen and how preposterous it looks, and show will you yell at the screen, and then they would do it brilliant comments that they wrote. You know, it was all, wasn't. I feel like TikTok lawyer guy on the internet is doing the same thing

as they did, Like he was. He was every time they answered the question, He's like, you don't say that, you don't say even if they have proof. You don't admit it. They're like, well, yeah, he was holding the podium, went shut up. Well, I'm just I'm just trying to put this together as a visual. I want to see if I could find it. If I liked the video, then I'll be able to play the audio. Let me say I can find the audio. And some people will defend anyone if you think about it, you know, I

mean you alayer. Some lawyers are real sleezebags. They're like whatever, I know, I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna win either way. You know they get them They win because they get the money. You know that they paid right. Uh? Where were we? Well, I was trying to find the video. I think I liked it. If I liked it, then I'll be able to play the sound because I didn't save it in my favorites. Yeah, so let me see only it says only you can change only you can

see which videos you liked. Yes, I'm may what are you doing? That's weird? Well it doesn't think it, I don't know, it doesn't. It won't show my likes. I had a major scare yesterday on Instagram at aut of Nowhere, Brody the my follow my follower count went from a hundred eighty nine thousand to one thousand, and then it showed me following three hundred more people than I really was following on its own. I I contacted our our boy Tony and I you know who runs social I'm like, dude,

what is going on? Some my my, uh my, my Instagram is possessed? He said, you know something, he I think I thought it was taken over by people. He said to me, it's it's probably a bunch of bots. He says, you probably gave a very spammy app permission to use your Instagram. Uh yeah, and and and then he says, so anyway, if if you have a problem with Instagram and things look weird, the best thing to do is to log onto Instagram on your computer. Who

knew you can log on your on your computer. Yeah, you know, but most people just associated with their phone and that's the end of it. And it doesn't even like you to open it any other way because even if you try and open it online, like through Safari or one of these our Internet Explorer on your phone, it immediately goes to the apps, like don't you mean you want to open it here? So it's like it's tough, but truth, you can set it not to do that

so well. In truth be told, if if you go to if you go open your Instagram from the web browser, you can you can actually revoke access to all these other apps from the past that it have access. Facebook does that too, well, will revoke all the access and then guess what, you know, your problem goes away. And that's I used my I used my un followed app to see who unfollowed me on Twitter recently, and I had like four follows, So bye bye to the hundred

and twenty that were like legitimate followers. I'm sorry, but a lot of them were like suspended accounts. Well that's it. There's a lot of bots. There are a lot of bots. I was told that they're silencing my first amendment. I'm just kidding, Okay. I found the I found the lawyer. He's DJ legal Eagle. Let me see if I could play the audio here, hold on EJ legal Eagle. Yeah, what is it not playing the audio? Why it's weird? Am I on bluetooth? Still? Gee? I could have pulled

it up from here on my bluetooth. Who could have made it sound crystal clear? And stereo with my six thousand, three point seven million. I think that's what it is. What is it the lotto? It goes up every time we talked about of course it goes out every time. Yeah, it's not worth that much. Okay, here it is. Hold on, here it is you have to factor into as a kid. Here we go, I'll get the beginning. Okay, fine, I'll

watch it. Part of what you have to, you know, factor into is again you just have to drill down on what actually happened. You have a photograph for a client, you know, Um, why why are you Why are you admitting that you don't have to admit the authenticity authorized to be there with? Why are you admitting that no one appurs to be a quoting or electron I'm next, I sure which one it is called. We have obviously that presents problems for using per passage and that you

have client in the building at the time of breaking. Yeah, I don't know that you know how to else explain that, But yeah, that's that's that would be a problem. Not a magician and bigness. So yeah, we've got a photograph of work. I mean, he's not wrong. That has a huge problem this is some mystery science anyway. Yeah, so that's exactly what that is. But it's sort of like Brady Bunch style. He's in the box above and he's looking down. But the lawyer actually goes, well, there's a

picture I'm holding the lectern inside the capital. I guess that's a problem. He's like, yea, does this guy do this to a lot for a lot of stuff? I mean? Or is he just is he like the you know, internet TikTok lawyer and everybody goes he's on Apparently he's the YouTube lawyer, and I love it. I love I gotta follow this guy like illegal, all right, we should we should seek him out, maybe get him on anything going on in the world, he explains, But this particular

one he's yelling at, don't say that, you know. I did make a I did make a reference to the dating game Killer, but I want to let you know that. You gotta watch it, Brody, Oh my god, I'm obsessed. It was on ABC last week, and it takes you through If you don't know what the dating game was, it was a popular game in the seventies where a bachelorette would choose three eligible bachelor's um and by asking them questions but not seeing them, but the audience got

to see everybody, so that was the fun part. And at the end, the one she picks, she gets to meet live on stage, really cute, and then they send them away to Tahiti or some stupid place. Acapulco. Well, the Dating Game killer was a guy, a serial killer from the seventies, similar to like the ones you know, like the the Son of Sam's of the World and these you know, these other ones. Uh, that is he he went. He was so brazen, he was already ten

years into his killing spree. And the motherfucker turns out he was so so sure of himself. He gets on the dating game and he goes on national TV, and he wins, and and then he continues on his He never went on the date, he never killed, He didn't kill that girl, thank thankfully. But he goes on and continues on this killing spree all around America. And this wasn't a time before DNA testing. Um And they show how they pieced it all together and how these little

clues here and there. But he would murder people in the most like bludgeon them in the most glory ways, anyway, I I you know me, Brodie, I don't like this ship. I know, I don't even watch TV, but I was sucked in because I was watching Shark Tank last week and then it rolled. It did that, they were rolled right into the next program, and within three minutes I

was hooked. So he got overlapping overlapping credits scam right while the credits are rolling, or that they're showing you pictures and video of like you know, outtakes and stuff of the scene of the end they roll in the next shows. You're like, how am I watching this? But Brodie, definitely definitely watch it. I think it's not going to Why not because I have seventy three shows ahead of it.

In what I want to watch Queen's gambit, I gotta watch wait, wait, wait, what what determines the pecking order of your seventy three shows? Okay, so I have a ton of shows on my DVRs that I'm behind on UM, two seasons behind on Westworld. That's more important to me. One Divisions coming out on Marvel on Disney Plus on Friday. I gotta watch that before Everything Star Wars and Marvel jumped to the head. UM. I gotta start watching Ship's Creek.

I'll start from season. You'll you'll you'll never you'll never watch this, you'll never watch, never watch I said that I never watched it's not on my But the thing about about Dating Game, and just again, if you haven't haven't seen, just go look up online to Dating Game watch clips on YouTube. It was either a bachelorette or a bachelor, a guy or girl who would ask questions of three people of the ope, right, right, But but but here's the thing. Some people who are now big

celebrities went on that show before they were celebrities. Either either they did it to get like a TV exposure, or they or they were looking to get a date. So people like Steve Martin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fara force At, Tom Sellick, John Riddter, Sally Field, um, a lot of them, Michael Richards from Cramer, you know, and christ All. Kirsty Alley was was on Dating Game. She was also on

Match Game. She was a game show whore. So to speak, uh, well again, you canna say, oh, I'm not calling hard who. She was a game show addict back in the day before she was famous. So you know this thing I wonder if you know what. It reminds me of the time when when I went on Blind Date. Oh my god, people, a lot of people don't know this, and you can

google it. It's out there. It's on YouTube. Scary Jones on Blind Date and I went on a date with I went on the TV show if you remember it was from was popular in the two thousand's early two thousands, where again they would set someone up on a date and then we they cameras would follow us to dinner and then hopefully to the hot tub late at night whatever, and then hopefully it turns sexy and things like that,

and then they have us back on. They have us back on to to talk about our experiences and if we go out with the person again. Well, I went on the show just for Hey, what the hell, I don't care, I'm single, and I'm I want to go on because you know, part of it's an expansion of you uttered the famous line that we play all the time on the show, which we don't have the clip for here, But the girl said, what do you do for a living? And you said, Scary, I'm a DJ,

I'm a radio personality of those things. Well, anyway, so But my my larger point is I later come to find out here comes the spoiler that she at the end of the day, after all was said and done, we exchange numbers. She was nothing more or than a you know, a wanna be Hollywood actress, and that was her thing. She was. She would actually do the circuit. So there was games like called Um, like fifth Wheel.

There was all those dating games of the time, like the Love Connections, and she she would turn up on all these shows just to get phace time for thirty minutes on a syndicated TV show. So so she wasn't really wanting to date Scary Jones or even the guy behind Scary Jones. She she just wanted, Hey, I just want what you're using as you're excuse to why she didn't want to date you. Well, I'm just I'm going with this because really didn't want to date me because

she was looking for a celebrity years. But they're the people of that era, and again I'm sure that still exists, like hello, like the Bachelor that's on TV right now, all the all the the real motive, their big agenda is to really just become famous and get on hopefully someone discovers them that way and then they get their own film or city Dolm. But I'll go I'll go one better for you. So you know those um morey

shows and uh, what's the guy's name? Uh, the Glasses, Jerry Sperry, Jerry Springer, all those people that go on, most of them they're like, oh you know, I broke up my husband or all those people who go on like look like trash. A lot of them are actors. So when I used to do comedy in my sketch comedy group, and we used to perform a lot of the comics I worked with, like Lisa Lampanelli, good friend of mine, right, her husband went on I think Springer or one of them with another comic who was in

my group, my friend Carry. They went on as a couple who was having marital problems or something. But but they weren't. They were just giving a script and they went up and acted it and they weren't right. My friend Craig who I uh, who I talked about last week, By the way, I promoted his video off the Cuff, his healthy cooking show on YouTube most watched episode so far from him, Thank you slice that checked it out

a bunch you tweeted at me and commented. Um leave comments on his YouTube page that I sent you, and make sure to hit the subscribe button. Yeah, like, subscribe, like and like and subscribe. I'm in the video a couple of times. He used some of my outtakes from my uh my, my top five list. He actually used to but he didn't use my my my foot, my foot joke unfortunately. But it's worth watching. He's a good guy and it's entertains not a struggling actor trying to

make it big. He just just has a no no, no, no no. He is a struggling actor trying to make it yoube Yes, he's a comedian, but now he he moved down to l A for pilot season like twelve fifteen years like he wants Sinfeld. He's an actor. He's been in a couple of independent films. He's been in commercials. He's been on SNL in the background, he's been on Law and Order. He's been on some shows. He's an actor. Yeah, alright, watches YouTube channel. He's also my buddy. So YouTube can

make it. YouTube can make people famous. I mean they made a lot of people famous, a lot of people are famous. Lot of people speaking of famous. Last week, I told you how the other David Brodie went on television and I got shipped for it. I'm Dave Brodie, Sam, the real Brodie. The other Dave Brodie's are just imitating. Well, the real Dave Brodie please stand up. Yep, that will be you. And again quick reminder, I wrote the Greg Brady Barry Williams parody to that that he performed on

the American Music Awards. Maybe yeah, you don't. He didn't give me any money for that anyway. So that David Brodie the Christian Broadcasting Network, Fox News guy, Um, so he's he's got a different he has David Brodie CBN. I believe right, Christian Broadcasting Network is his name. I'm at David Brodie. Okay. Now, if you're at David Brodie and you and and a new new app opens up, you take your name right, you take the same always. So there's an app that's been getting a lot of attention.

It's sort of, let's say, an alternative to Facebook for some people who have some alternative ideas of social media. Already got dropped off of stores. It just got dropped from app stores. Right, you beg ends with a p anyway, he of course has an account on that app, but instead of using at David Brodie CBN, he took at David Brodie perfect, scary, scary. This is so fitting, by the way, I love. This is pure torture for you. Yes, I know when you say, like a new app comes out,

I rushed to get my name. I always rushed to get my name, whether right, whether it's I got on Triller, I got on a stereo where every app is. I don't care if the apps are going to be a failure, if it's Key, if it's the new line app, or if it's Feed with a pH. I gotta go on there and get claimed. The name claimed may not get I did not get TikTok, but I'm gonna get it. Because the guy doesn't use it. You gotta go on quick. I know I'm gonna power struggle him. I'm gonna get it.

So anyway, so people started tweeting Paul or Paul already said the name Yeah, comments you would find on that app at me asking if I was the one from the guy they wanted, and they're like, oh, is this is you on the right, So I tweeted at him, and I said, hey man, other David Brody, can you please keep your your your names, your screen names consistent because you took my screen name from all social media and used it on that other app, and now you're

just opening both of us up from more confusion. It would be it would actually behoove a person to just stay consistent if you, let's say you get John Underscore mahoney. You got that, okay, and it happens to be that's what you got on Instagram, and then you want to join other ones. Be even if John Mahoney is available, be John Underscore Mahoney everywhere. So this way it's just one message, right, yeah, or take both of them so that if people make a mistake, you still see that

they hit you up. Yeah. So anyway, so I'm looking forward if that app of us resurfaces, I'll have more stories for one. So I did not get the name on that app. There you go, very nice. So yeah, here we are on a Wednesday night doing this again because because we want to now now we did on Monday night. We gotta talk about that really quick. Um on Monday great time, and I sucked up great time and I sucked up. We uh scary and I did

a live show we told you last week. Now, keep in mind there are many many, many many many many many many many many many many six digits slices. Okay that listen to this podcast again. We were top five of the radio countdown, UM eight seven of you roughly seven live at the peak at the time in the room listening at the time of the live because we did this live right, loved it, loved our love the show we did. Um. In fact, we're gonna post the audio as a bonus podcast for you later in the weeks.

You'll have a second episode. It's over an hour. You'll enjoy it. It's good stuff where people got to interact and ask us questions whatever. However, there's a contest going on on this app because it's new and they're trying to encourage people to get listeners. So whoever has the most anybody can enter it, like you can. You listening right now, could go on, start a quick podcast with somebody else and get on and see how many and enter this content wait till we win. So the top

ten highest listeners ships at any moment win money. Right. I think we told you we wout a hundred dollars last week because we had twenty eight on the first episode we did right, So at the peak we had eighty seven listeners, which is nice. It's fine. We controlled the leaderboard at the of that time. Right now, listen, if all the slices listened at one point, we would dominate, and the and the and the main prize is like a hundred thousand dollars, we could easily get to the

second place fifty or thirst whatever it is. But but where we were. If you guys all went to the app and we said we're gonna be there Monday and he did it, we would anyway. So those of you that showed up, we had a great time with you. Uh somebody has a crush on me left me three voicemails. That's great. Yeah, okay, are you getting to the part where you fucked up? Yes, I'm getting to it right now.

But because because we were, we were in contention for let's say it, five five thousand dollars, right if if we held the number one spot. Okay, So, by the way, that would be fucking amazing if that happened. I don't expect it. That's not why we did right. I'm a fan of comedian Jeff Ross. You know him as the Roastmaster General on Comedy Central. And I think I told the story how I met him at a pool and he was like a great, yeah, right, I told it

last week. So I went and I listened to the podcast for about an hour that he was doing with his buddy. Uh. I won't say podcast. The live show they did on on the app, on the stereo app this no, no no, This was Monday, after we got off the air and after we our show ended. So at the height after height of their show, they had twenty eight listeners, but they had like seven people listening, but people doesn't matter. Twenty eight people. I listened for an hour.

I sent him some messages. I made him laugh. He followed me, he's like this guy David Brody, he's funny. I'm following. It made him laugh. I even told him the story in the recorded message about how he met me and kind of like was like, great, but you have to picture this. We're in the lead with a seveners. Okay, So Tuesday, Tuesday, I go to cost called my friend Jeff and I'm telling him about the stereo app whatever, and alright, man, so I opened the app and I said, look,

this is a show going on right now. It's it's Jeff Ross. He's on again. Let's listen to listten. So I listen. I listened for a second, but I don't pay attention and you and now you're registered as a listener, right right. So so I get off real quick and I showed him the leaderboard and it and it shows that Jeff Ross has now eight listens. I put him

over the top. My stupid putting him on for a second, I the wrong time, moved him up over listener to just enter the rules, Like, what's this a thousand dollars? No three thousand dollars? No? No from five thousand and four thousand. No okay no no, no time. Now someone else has eight. We moved We're now back to the thousand dollars. See, the thing is, it's almost like I'm not gonna say it's a scamboni, but it's like it wants you to kind of achieve to the top and

just keep doing shows, keep doing shows. Now that you can't add each tee you by the end of the week, we're going to be down to like a hundred dollars each guarantee it, because the point is, the point is you fucking was the one who does. You're the one who made Jeff Ross have eight live listeners, and now you just always app. I'm afraid to open the app because at any moment it might be when he's on and I don't want to count. He's on right now, don't open the app because he's opening the app and

you count as another listener. You can look at us. We are down to ten because Adam Carolla, Adam Carol, Adam Carolla entered the chat. So yeah, so Adam Carolla did a show. I could see who did the show with because the two guys Jeff Frost and his partner and Adam Carolla and his partner both had eighty eight. So the four of them are ahead of us and we're at good news is the good news is the eight and seven of both in a thousand. So I've now no longer cost us any money. Congratulated, Thank you.

I feel better. I was like, oh my god, that was very funny. I don't know who this person is in the in the lead. I'm not going to promote them like you would, but I'm looking into two people in the lead and they're like, yeah, they got a podcast. We have a kick, all right, So so Intimation and we're gonna move on past it said, by the way, we were not just so you know, we didn't even know there was a contest going on for money. We just fell into that. We wanted to do this face slices,

so so we ended up having a great time. It's a live it's a live podcast, and the best part of it is you get to drop in audio voicemails. So where you press a button, you'll leave a quick voicemail, it comes to us and then we play it out live and listen with all the rest of the listeners listening live on the podcast. It's like, I don't know what, I don't know when we're gonna have time to do it again. But we're gonna post the show a couple

of days from now. So if you do go on the app it's the Stereo it's the Stereo app, and and follow us on there just just se you know. So the next time that we go on, we're all cocked and loaded and you'll get a notification when we go live. But a few weeks. It may be a few weeks, right, but we're trying to work some stuff out, all right. Um, we have sick a quick break and then we're gonna get into tell you what happened at Roots Chris Steakhouse. My mouth is watering because I love there. Yeah,

I can think of not a not a sponsor. I have to have a moment with. Oh yeah, the sweet potato crack cast a role so good. Okay, that's what I was going there for. Again, just as a reminder of people, it's Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Ruth bought Ruth bought the Chris Steakhouse in New Orleans, or New Orleans and New Orleans, so it's Ruth's. It's not Ruth Chris, of course. And then she had a baby named baby Ruth. That's

a candy bar, all right. So my wife was making steak over the weekend and she and so she says, I'm gonna we should get the side dishes from from Ruth's Chris. Can you go pick them up? Those days

are over all right? So my my one two of my daughters love love love the sweepteato castrole, as do I. So we're like, I'll go get the sweephad of castroles some little potatoes or grotten a couple of things try to do at home, all right, So when to the way the app works is you order the food, you go to the location, okay, and when you get there, you click the link in the email they send you. It tells them you're here, and they bring the food out.

So I parked by the entrance. Now, this particular Ruth's Chris is inside a hotel, okay in New Jersey. And when you go in, there's a little lobby you know, you know how like you go into places, there's doors that open automatically, and then it's like ten ft of a little lobby and then a second door opens. This way the wind doesn't blow into the lobby, okay, in in that um so okay. So I'm parked facing I'm off to the side, so i can see people walking in,

but I can't see in the doors. I'm perpendicular to the opening of the of the place, right, and I'm watching people go in, and they're not bringing my food out. I hit the button, they not bring my foot out. So everybody's walking in. They get out of their cars and they're putting their masks on as they walk into the vestibule so that they're ready to go. Once they get into the second door by the for the hotel

or the restaurant, I know where they're going. After a few minutes, this family, uh woman and her kids walk by, and this big, fat, mean looking guy is I guess he was locking up the car. He's walking about ten ft behind them. They have their masks on. He doesn't. And I see him walk in, like, oh, I hope that guy is in an anti mask or he's gonna cause a problem, because I don't want to walk into the restaurant and have him like be a fight going on.

So they walk in and out of the corner of the window of the front doors, I see something is now on the floor, something white. There's a white sign or like cardboard or something on the floor that like I could see it fly to the floor, Like won, what the hell that is? So I wait a couple more minutes and I know, and so I you know, I'm gonna go get my own food. I'm just gonna go in. It's right inside. So I got of the car and put my mask on, of course, and as

I walk in, there's two easels. The easel on the right has like a cardboard sign on it. Whatever it said, I don't remember. And the easel on the left has no sign. There's a sign on the floor face down. I immediately immediately knew what the sign and said, picked up the sign, and it said masks are required for all guests to the hotel and the restaurants. Let me get that effect. This guy decided he didn't want to wear a mask and hates the law and threw the

sign down on the ground. How about that? How about that? So I go, oh my god, I hope he went to the hotel, because not gonna walk into the restaurant. So I put the sign back on the easel, and I think he may have broken something because it wasn't staying up. I could. I don't have time to fix their easel. It's not once again you have that kind of problem too. Oh yeah. So I take the sign into the restaurant and there's the guy being shown to his table in like a back room. I said, excuse me,

are you the manager? I'm here to pick up my food. Oh yeah, what's your name? Given the name and the food is sitting there. Hold on, I said, well, here's your your your mask? Sign? Oh, what happened? I said, well, that guy you just sat, that big guy, he just knocked off the easel and now I think the easel is broken. I can't put it back up. He's like, you're sure. I go, yeah, I saw him do it. I go, does he is he wearing a mask? You? Well, we asked him to put one on and he did.

I said, okay, I'm just letting you know he knocked you signed down, absolutely because he's a prick. You know, you want to disagree with stuff, you don't break it. You don't. You don't do that. And besides, I wanted my food and I didn't want to leave the sign on the floor, so I was doing the right thing. I know, I would have picked it up anything. You don't want to just broke to sign like that big dude.

But you know what, he was like, okay, well all right, thanks, But he had that look on his face like, dude's big, not saying to work like he he did not, like if he was a scrawny guy. Let's be like, let's be clear. As you were walking out towards your car, that's when you look back and said it was the guy back there. Just so you gotta head as I was on it, you gotta head started to the parking lot. Absolutely, it was him, if you if you know that guy,

just that's not cool. That's not cool anyway. I mean, listen, people are gonna you can't be We can't be the police for everybody. Can't. Well, speaking of the police, I did have a police involved. Uh well I had. So you know I have three cars, right, my daughter has drives a car, my wife and because you're rich, dude, we not. Don't say that they are not expensive cars. I mean they're they're moderately nice, but they're not. I don't drive cars like you do. Okay, please, you have

a beautiful Lexus. Okay, please, all right. So my daughter in her car in November, no, November, yeah, yeah, and the November thanks. I think we talked about this. Somebody hit her car, right. I had the dense fixed by a dent place. That was fantastic, fantastic dent place. They took the dense off for a couple of hundred bucks. It looks brand new. It's fantastic. Um. My wife had a Hundai and it needed some works. We took it to the garage the guest station rather near our house.

The guy's fantastic, does great work, and I you know, he's like, oh, drop it off the night before, leave the keys in the dropbox. I'll work on the car first thing in the morning and you'll have it by the end of the day. It's not a big repair, great, no problem. So I get a phone call um, what you know, You know whether the bays are the three that he has? Three bays? Will you pull the car into that's called a bay and they shut the door

and they put you on the lift. So I guess they were so overwhelmed with work that they had put my car outside one of the bays right so the so the nose of my car was against the door that goes up like ready to go into the next bay. There was someone working on my car on the outside in the cold because they were overwhelmed. In the three bays they have. To the right of where the cars are is parking spaces and the last parking space is an air hose where you put air on you tire.

My phone rings about one thirty two o'clock as you're getting as you're watching your car getting repair, well, I wasn't watching my car. My car is getting repaired. He calls me and he says, he says, I just want you to know I have everything on video. We have security cameras. What are you talking about? A woman backed up into your car. I'm so sorry. I was under the hood. She backed up into the while I was

getting fixed. Yes, yes, as her car is getting a GIL changed and a slide adjustment to the air conditioning. This woman, So I go flying there, I go, I'll be right there. He goes, I got the woman. I called the police for you. She can't leave. We ever blocked in and uh and she's trying to escape. Well, she was trying to say, like, I gotta tell my husband, like he was playing the husband. You never see her again. So they wouldn't let her leave. They like that. They

trapped her in the garage. They shut the door on both sides. Well, no, they got they got her. They got her in the parking lot. They put the puy the car. Okay. So I get there before the police arrive and he says to me, that's the woman. So I said, I said, what did you do? What? I don't understand. So, so I'm sorry. Before I got there, he sends me the video. You can and the and the video is like slow motion death, Like you see her backing up into my car and you want to

pause it and like don't have my car. She slammed. She slammed into my the right rear of my wife's car. She she backed up like fifteen feet straight back into the car. She's driving, Um Alexis SUV maybe like a nice car, right, it's nice. It has a backup camera. I said, how could you hit my car? Like it's it's not raining, it's parked. How did you she just she she says, the backup camera didn't beep, so I didn't know there was anything behind me. So go you

have a backup camera. You're waiting for the beep. She was there to getting repaired. She was putting air in her tire and she backed straight up. Never looked over her shoulder, glanced, she didn't look at the camera. She has a backup chin. Look, it wasn't like she turned at an angle straight back. Or she works for them and now they got they got more business. Your let's fix it. Or she's not the body shop is a paid actress. They're not the body shop place. It's it's

a gas station. So I had to get that taken care of. I had to get the car fixed. I didn't get my car repaired. Um, but but she hit me. I had to go to the police precinct and get the report, and then I had to get and now now her company's Geico, My company's Geico. Right, So I said the guy, go, look, I'm telling you now, I'm putting my wife in a rental car. I want a nice rental car for the inconvenience. I want nicer than what she has. And did they hook it up? Hold on?

And I said, and you're paying for my satellite radio. Which I've told this story before, the last couple of times my cars got hit, I made them pay for my satellite radio. So I said, not right. And the last time I had the big fight was with Geiko because Geico hit me once before. I said, I'm your customer, you're going to take care of me. So I got into a little debate and they said, okay, fine, like they wanted me to stop. So they's like, we'll pay

for your your satellite radio. Okay, great. So I had the car fixed, no problem whatever. My wife's rental car was a GMC terrain. Right, I want to say, the Hyundai had a lot of miles on it, a lot. My wife puts like thirty tho miles on the car. Ever here, So we were like a couple of months away from maybe buying a new car. She said, I really like this Terrain. It's so much nicer than I'm driving it. I love everything. Oh it's great, it's great,

it's great. So I went online. I looked and Terrain was having a massive sale year and Terrain sale of all the things, right, GMC, employee pricing whatever. So I end up going to the dealership and they offered me, uh, this is the Scamboni all right. They advertise employee pricing and really good financing. But when you go in, get that Scamboni music ready, they you sit down for the car.

What they tell you is, oh no, if you get the employee the good price, the really good price, right, the ten thousand dollars off price, then the then the interest rates three point four percent. If you want the the decent price, then we give you the good interest. So you can't get both. So they miss label so bait mayor Scamboni. So like, okay, I'm not gonna shop here. You know why, because it's a Scamboni Scamboni. So I tweet out, anybody know anything about a terrain GMC whatever

shading jew mobster our boy. I told this story on the stereo app just gonna make it quick. Poked me up. We got a new Terrain. Great. So now I've got a new Dodge Charge, which I told you guys about. My car is two months old and my wife's car is at this point like a week old. I'll driving my daughter on Sunday of last year. It comes Dad, I want to go to Target and Walmart. Okay, go to Target, go to Walmart. We're coming back on a main road, um, not a highway, but a main like

a route right. And I'm in the middle lane and there's a minivan to my left, and the guy blue mini van decides he's gonna make a turn and change into the middle lane. Here's the problem. I'm in that lane. Okay, I'm in that lane. He turns right into me. Are you kidding me? Note my brand new car. So the front of his car, the right fender of his car

front fender hits my leftar fender. Got the card accident in a month, three of my cars three times dude, don't stand next to me when we're outside somewhere is gonna fall out of the sky. So now I don't know what happened to me. At this point when I start yelling, I'm banging on my steering wheel. My daughters in the car like no, no, no, no, right, I'm like, I can't believe what's happening. I'm not going in on

Powerball and Mega Millions with you either, Okay. So I get out of the car and I do one of these, like God damn it, in the middle of the road. I'm in the middle of a major highway. This guy pulled in behind me. He's got tinted windows, right, dark windows, not black, but dark. And I and I go roll down your window. Now listen, I don't recommend doing this. I'm smart enough as the son of a police officer no not to do this, but I did it anyway.

I go roll down you window. Give me your insurance. Okay. So he rolls down, you know, the window goes down, and it's a guy who looks like he's I don't know, early twenties, maybe late teens, early twenties. I go, great, okay, young driver. It happens whatever. Okay, give me your give me your license and insurance please, and uh, there's a girl in the front seat about his age, and there might be people in the back. I can't see it again. It hasn't occurred to me yet. I could get shot

right like I could this. I should not be doing this. The guy gives me his driver's license and it says he was born in nineteen fifty four, which would make him sixty. You know, right, you and go on for this is this could be a separate podcast. I mean literally, you and your your car woes and tell you what I won't. I won't tell you the problem with my rental car. The story. It's just not saying the rental car. I'll say. Okay, So the guy guys, this is not

I said, this is not your driver's license. Yes, yes it is. I said, dude, you're not bald because he had an afro. Uh got short short carly here there uh st a Dominican Republic. It's part of the story. And so I said, you're not bald and you're not sixty six years old? Can I please have your driver's license?

He's trying to pass off somebody else's driver's life. He obviously doesn't have one, So he hands me his Dominican Republic I D, which has no value to me here in America for driving a car on the park, right on the route. So I go, you know what, hold that thought. I called the police. I tell him what's going on. The police come flying in. I said, stay here, you can take a picture of his I D the driver's license. The guy comes out of the back, he

slides the miniv. You've had a lot of run ins with the cops, You've had a lot of interaction with the police a lot. Yes, okay, So the sirens are going. I see them up the road by like a quarter mile, that coming. This guy gets out of the car. Now, the guy who's drivers licen as it was, he walks over to my car. I don't think he speaks a lot of English because he looks. He goes he's not

he's not. He's not hiding like that, Like is if the damage to my car is nothing right, because it's like this, it's paint, the blue is all over my car. It's deep scratches. Your brand new car. How old is this car? Brand new? Uh? About two months two months old? Right, So listen he's driving a piece of ship minivan, and I listen, I've driven many pieces of ship in my life, and maybe some people live with a scratch or a dent, right, like, give me five hundred bucks. I don't care. This is

a brand new car, and were pull me. I lease it, which means I'm responsible for the damage. So I go, oh, no, no, it's not nothing. I said, you're gonna pay for this. Wait, he's waving at it like yeah, it's nothing, like nothing nothing. So he gets back in the car and they're sitting there. They're not trying to get away. The police officers show up. Now I scary, you know me. You know I'm mask crazy, right, I'm Joe Mask. I'm not wearing a mask. Wow. I was so upset. I jumped out of the car and

I'm yelling at people. I mean, this is your baby. So the officer gets out of the car in the first car, and I see there's another car coming up the road, the second car, and I said, all of a suden, this is what's going on. This guy's hit me. He's got there. There's no license. He lied. Now the older guy is sitting in the driver's seat pretending he was the driver, ahle bait and switch? Was that the guy on the No, the guy, yeah, the right, the guy who came out and I said that my damage

was nothing. I said, officer, this is what happened. And now the guy's sitting behind the wheel like he was driving. It was the kid driving. He was all right, So it's okay. So the officers not wearing a mask either. Okay, He goes over deals with them. I get back in my car. My daughter says, Dad, you're not wearing a mask. Oh crap, I put my mask on. I go back outside and the officer now is talking to the other officer just pulled up. They both have their masks on now.

So I walk over. I say, um, officer, here's my license and uh in insurance card. I'm terribly sorry. I realized now I didn't have a mask on when I first approached you, and he starts yelling at me. I have my mother is in the hospital. You could could have got me sick. Whatever. Wow, I wanted to say, you weren't wearing a mask either, but you're not. To the guy who needs you need him on your side

right now. You don't need to make any more fucking enemies right, and and keep in mind I felt terrible, like I felt, Okay, that's okay, listen, it happens. You're in the moment, right. So I get back in my car. He comes over and he says, listen, this clearly was not your fault. He says, this, Tell me again, what happened? What lame were you in? I said, tell him whatever. So he says, well, you know what, you must have been in his blind spot when he tried to change

lanes as an officer. I was ahead of him's front of his car hit my rear and he goes, oh, you're right. Oh that's even that. You got him, You got him. Yes, story has a happy ending. I don't know what to do with you. You're you're you're a minister society. You should stay locked in for the next year. Society driving you are. All you are is a ball

of misfortune. That's luck everywhere you go. I stopped interacting with the public, so I had I had to call the insurance company, and gentlemen, Yeah, okay, so one last thing. I call the insurance company. It's progressive, you know flow. So I call up and I tell what happened. They're like, Okay, you know, we have to see the police report, but we'll take care of it. If it's our fault, no problem, I said, listen, let me give you a heads up.

Woman's name was Amanda, said Mandy. Sound very nice. I'm giving your heads up, and I'll tell you the second part of the story next next episode, I said, just want to lay the groundwork. Uh, you're gonna pay for my satellite? That does that go into a whole other story, of course. Dude, Okay, don't listen to the podcast. Like, no, no, listen to the podcast. I just I don't know, man, I live. This is why we don't understand episode No. No No, I understand that. I get it. I just don't. I don't.

What I don't get is is maybe maybe you and I approach approach situations differently. I don't know. Listen, I got what would you have done? I don't got drama in my life. We all do, but you do. No, you're not. You're not just a series of unfortunate chain of eventments. I should write a series of books. Give you cars get fucking smashed, gives them no fault. That's not my fault. I never said it was your fault. But I can't magnet behind the fenders pulling other cars.

I don't get it. I don't get it. It's it's a whole, it's a whole. I'll tell you what I'll tell I'll tell you the rental cost story next week. Why don't you enlighten us scary with a positive, upbeat story from a real winner. Go ahead, from a real winner. Yeah, you're a winner, clearly, I'm a I'm a jink. So that would imply that you're a loser. You're not. I'm trying that you never have nothing but success in your life, So give us a story. I never said that. I

never said I had all successes. But I just I just can't bring myself to just to wrapping my head around all the trials and tribulations that you go through in a given week, like you go to a lot of ship. I feel bad for you. I don't know. But that's why our slices all send me emails and tweets and d ms about how they also got free dessert. No, no, I believe in the free dessert. I preach from that Bible. I really do. You've taught me over the years. I'm

not I'm what would you, okay, what would you do here? Okay? In in the last week, I told you the cable from my headphones broke right. My headphones are a couple of years old. The cable stopped working, right. So I went on Amazon and I looked for the highest rated coiled headphone cable. Okay, I found one that's like a four point seven rating, and it's got almost thirteen thousand reviews, so it's like they're all fake, thirteen thousand. I read

the review. Use of hundreds of half headphone chords. I would on emay, look for the best ones. I'm not looking to spend a lot of money. I only use the chord one day a week when you and I do this pot right, Okay, I get the chord. It's coiled like it's an old telephone, so it stretches and it says up to four ft. Well, I sit here next to this microphone, and you know, I have an

arm that extends. It's like, uh, got a hinge in it, so it goes up and down and then up and then like like aub like yeah, no, I know, yeah, I know. It looks like right, and so getting ready for the podcast. It arrived today and I plugged it. I plugged it into the microphone and the other and into my headphones. And it's so short it pulled the microphone at my head I know why. Because it's too short. Yeah,

because it's his up to four ft. That means it may not be four ft, right, it's actually like one ft. That's correct, because you see the word four four feet, the word four's up. No, but it's up to four ft when but you know when you see that a discount up, you know you're getting twenty And know that what I thought. If it's up to four feet, it's got to be good for two two and a quarter. No, it's good for a foot and maybe an inch, maybe

thirteen inches total. And I stretched it, stretched it, stretched it. Now it looks like I've used it. It's gonna be harder to return. Amazon takes everything back. But that's a scamboni up to four complete. If I tied one end to my one car that was in an accident, and tie the other end to the other car that was in an accident, um, I could stretch it far enough to be four ft. You have to use his old shitty cable. Damn, that's not my fault. Yes it is.

It was preventable. That was preventable. That was preventable. How I did the research? I got the highest rated high? You got the highest rated? Was it the highest priced? No, dude, I'm up fifty. Well that's your problem. See, sometimes you gotta pay a little more because you get what you

pay for. And we all know this by now. The The issue with the highest rated when something with Amazon's choice, and that they do this with every fucking product, is it's Amazon's choice because it's the most popular, selling the most but most people are just spending the least that they can, so they're so they're rating it high for

whatever reason and there and it becomes Amazon's choice. Everyone's eyeball, or that might be the one that that they just want to move the most of because they make the most profit on That's why it's Amazon's choice that they get the highest profit margin on that fucking item. Okay, but if you, I know you do your research. I know you're a smart guy, but sometimes logic would dictate sometimes that the more you pay for something, the better

quality you're going to get. That's not always the case, But then then you would go into a then you would go, then you would compare it side by side. Am I getting ripped off on this high this is? This is a high priced So then you then you find out the lowest price of the high price item. But you know you're getting garbage if you spend nothing. I don't know, I am, I am. Hold on, I'm

looking at the reviews, right, Nisha, Nisha, great court. You won't regret buying I regret buying Amanda, just what I needed, five stars, perfect Irving, Irving, says trust Jason. Oh, here are Bowman, good cables, great price. Some of those are fake reviews and others and others they did a whole I drive a semi truck and a sign a different truck shift, I drive long shifts, blah blah blah. But for that person, for their purposes, what they're using it for,

it's probably perfect. Or they don't know what good quality ship is, so they can't they can't judge because they have to compare it to see. You know, we can't take shortcuts all the time. Listen. I know, Okay, so you're is sounding boogie again. I know there's people saying that I'm fine say that, But what I'm saying is this is what we do for a living, and I never understood. Hold on, I'm gonna make a point here for every I got it, you always have you have

to invest in your craft. Okay, if we do radio and radio like things, podcasts and broadcast for a living. To me, I'm gonna buy this motherfucking microphone. It costs more than the other microphones, but I know it's a higher quality. I know I'm gonna get good results out of it because I'm investing in my future, in my industry, in what I do for a living. This is how

I make my money overall. Right, So you, brody, are in the same category with the headphones, So shame on you for not going for the highest fidelity, highest quality chord or whatever it is that you could find with the higher price. Unfortunately, it's the same way I don't like when like, Okay, if you're if you're a plumber for a or call your a carpenter, all right, and you're a free freelance in the big getting. When you're starting out, you may not have the best tools to

work with. But as you as you look towards your future, don't you reinvest and don't you try and get the best tools, the best power saw, the best hammerge out, or whatever the hell you use in that. Or if you're you understand what I'm saying, like you have to invest in in your industry if you can. If you're if you're a nurse or doctor and you buy a stethoscope, don't you want the better one? Don't you want like if you're a professional bowler, don't you want the best

bowling ball or golf set. If you're a professional guy, if you want to go pro or amateur whatever. But that's my point is focus on your focus on what your craftyes, and in that arena, splurge. I'm not trying to spend I'll spend fifty dollars on a cable for a headset that I got for free at work. That doesn't make any sense because they just buy a new headset. Then that's what you should have done. That's what I would have done. I didn't want to that at the beginning.

I'm like, I would have the whole headset away and just started because it's not I don't want to get fucked and scambonian when I buy a cheap wire that's is up to four feet and I'm trying to Jerry Rigg and scotch tape and spit together. I don't do that. I'm like, the thing is broken. It guess what it served its purpose? How long have you had those headphones? It doesn't matter a time. I wanted to buy the phone. I wanted to buy the cable that came with the headphones. Right.

The headphones that I have for down here are from Monster. Okay, right, we got special Heart radio Monster. Remember that that was ten years ago now, I was like seven. The point is we haven't been I Heart Radio for ten years. I don't think anyway. The cable is a Monster cable. You can't get that cable. You can't get it. I I understand that's why you throw it away. You part with the item. You said it had a great run.

We've I've used this for seven years, every single fucking day in my life, and I happen to do now. People are disagreeing, But once again, you all are exempt from this conversation because you don't you you're not in the radio or broadcasting in the street. So yeah, you're so so. So it's okay for the because they might not feel like you're justified. I'm justified in saying that you should be spending top dollar for headphone cable. But in our arena, for what we do, you and me

need to go top of hair scary. Top issue wasn't the quality I plugged it in. The sound quality was fine. The problem was it was too short and if pulled the microphone towards my head, I thought a train was coming at me. But I would have I would have saved myself the problem. I would never had this issue because I would have just junked them. I would have parted. I would have had a funeral for them. I would would have read a eulogy headphones. I'm buying headphones as

as you're on the way to the sco. I'm not saying everybody else should do that, because I'm just saying we should. Will be clear. You were on the way to the to the headphone store, right, Um, do you buy anything for your kids while you're there? Okay, I know where you're going with this conversation. Right, So, so again, you lived a bachelor life and everybody knows your your boogie boy. You spend the hundred dollars on a tie

dyed shirt. Okay, you get to live that life. I've got to pay to college tuitions starting in August, and I have to. I have to pay off the I have a car at least no, because I don't have Scary Jones money to buy it. I understand. I'm not going to spend a hundred dollars on a cave for a podcast that hopefully we'll be doing in a studio at work someday. This is a temporary folding table and folding chair. You know we're not going to buy it. I know they might say they might. They might say,

we're selling all the furniture at the studios. You guys can do it fine from home. See you later. Everyone's working from home from now on. If that's the case, I will take the money I saved from my easy Pass bill and my tunnel charges and my my whatever and my gas charges, and I will buy a better headset.

I'm not trying to tell you to take food out of your kid's mouth, but I'm saying, because of because of your profession and this specific everything in this world should be top line priority whenever you get extra cash, because I'm sure you squandered money on things that were much more expensive that have nothing to do with squandered if I if I buy a better television sets, because that's fine, that's good, that's TV. Squander it's TV. That's good,

that's good. But there's things, don't you know? What? Really? What do I squander? What do I squander? What do I what do I spend money on that I shouldn't? I don't know. I haven't been in yere I spend spend in your house because because you think you got the FID, I don't trust you. Of course I'm yelling at police officers and people from the Dominican Republic, but no mask on. So who am I? Well, those are

unfortunate incidents and that happens to everybody. But the fact that you have a row like that, those are some fucking singers. The car accident now officially is um, let's see, roughly eleven or twelve days. Eleven days, so I feel like I'm safe. I feel like I didn't get it, and hopefully I didn't give it because I didn't have it. So I feel like I was I'm good. So but the first couple of days I was worried. I was No, I don't blame you. I don't blame you. You know

here's here's how you Okay, So here's another thing. Right, last week I was telling you about my easy pass, right, I was to spend it for sixty days, and yeah, as your speech, your speech, no, yeah, well yeah, but it was you know, but you know the speed limit, you know damn well, Brode know that that that was something Speedie Jones. That that's something Speedie Jones. Yeah, I'm making a point ahead. You know that that was something that I could fight, right, and I could probably get

on the phone and spend my all my days. And you said, and you said, and you said to me, I would have done the same thing, because you scary. You're in the right in this case. You're in the right. That's right, right, Okay, you know what I did? I said, fuck it, I'm not sitting. I called the easy pass. Once it says your way time is over one hour, I said, suck my dick. I am not about to Is that what you did while you're on hold? I tried. I had plenty of time to try. Yeah, I know.

I hung up the phone. I said no because my time is too precious. So you know I'm gonna do so I gotta use the day, Brody method. No, but here's what it hold on from the house phone, you put it on speaker, you leave it on the counter. I did you go about your business? Yeah, but I

don't want to sit around like I know things to do. Really, you don't know your house for an hour is not an hour of your day when you're in the house and you're just walking around doing other things and just leaving them speaking, cooking, you're eating, you're you're in the bathrooms. And the side thing. My point is nothing changes because the stupidity of the easy pass is the following it goes.

It doesn't catch the tag because it's out of my car because I'm suspended, So it catches my plate instead. And you know what it does. It puts it right on my fucking card credit card statement except on the statement, all of them, all the dates previously it has it reading my tag, and then all the dates after that it has it reading my license plate. And there's no fine and there's no fine. No. Every time I go through is uh, it's it's the same price and it

goes right to my license plate. So guess what, It all goes to the same place. So is it really worth me fighting now? If it was. You would have done it just to stand on circumstance because something, and you would would have given me money. It would even credit on my that's the difference between you and me. Yeah, they're damn right. That's one of the many, one of them. But listen, in the old days until easy Past used to have cash lanes and easy Past lanes, if you

went through they charged you. Then you have to go online and show them that you had an account, even though they could easily. It doesn't exist anymore. Stupid website find out you have an account. No. Now, it's like anyone can drive through this way. If you don't have a pass, you can still go through, and they charge as long as you're as long as your as long as your license plates registered, you can go through. But if it's if there are cash lanes there and you

go to easy Pass, no no, no, you can't. That's that. But in fact the Holland Tunnel is all cashless, so it doesn't matter. So to me, it's like, what is this saying six and one half dozen or the other. It doesn't make six of one six of one, But you would have you suspended for sixty days and I don't give a fuck, let it go. I don't care. They're not scoff law. No no, no, no, no. You understand, every morning I go through without the tag, there's no cash lanes, so it's just it just registers as my

license plate instead of the tag. It doesn't mean they open up. If they open up a cash lane one day, you're screwed. Well then I have to go to cash and then I have to sit on the cash line and I have to take my lumps. How many lumps do you want? What do you forcast? Again a classic Pete Puma from Bugs Bunny cartoon reference. And we both did it at the same time because you just knew, we knew, we know. That was before the commercial. Yeah, yeah, go ahead, way behind. On some email, I wanted to

get through because people like, well, what's up. I mean, we have two soundclips. Yeah, let's let's play those, all right. So I got a message from this guy. It sounds very important the anything is and I'm not going out of my way to slow it down. And I don't know what he's saying, who he wants, so what his phone number is? And you don't have to tell me what it is if you figure it out, but play the play the first message he left for me. If you could figure out what he said, I'll call him back.

Him a black and eine noise, Mr Bigger, this the biggest, Mr Lava Lava, Mr So. I thought maybe had a bad connection. He calls back, like the next a live person or just a robot. No, it's the guy he called my house. The next day he plays stick about the biggest first thy one bigger, it's the it's the bigger vegas. Sounded like he had a headset on and he had a shitty wire tatched to his headphones. Sounded like he had a head sound like he had a head injury. I don't know. I don't know what you're

trying to, Mr Blood, but he definitely does. She seemed annoyed. Yeah, this is the second He's like, please call me, what's the bigge? Did you hear the number? Did you hear the jipperish? I just left you? Why don't you call me back? Right then? He didn't even know the number. I'll three divided by four times six square root of four? Call me? Is that the guy that hits you speaking to Meggy? So listen. I don't know if he's Mr Biggin or he's calling Mr Biggest Biggin. I'm gonna register

that on. Don't take that on Twitter. I'm going to get on social media. I'm registering Mr Biggin and I'm getting on get my own name. Now, what the fuck? I don't know. Do you ever call back after that? No? That was gonna no. So I feel like maybe I'll try to figure out the phone number. I'll look at my caller right d C if he came up, and I'll take the call. I gotta call him. He is all right, Well, I hope he solved his problem. You know, he said he's do you know he's doing right, He's going,

son of a bitch. Bigger didn't call me. Left in two messages. Mail that change like it's mail time. Welcome, You've got mail. You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. Noel Johnson says, Hey, what up, guys? Y'all read an email on episode one from my buddy David about his hotel problem. I just wanted to say, eat a dick, David, not brody loving y'all from the r V A Slice for Life, jar Noel wanted to get Apparently, we must have talked about him.

He must have talked about him in the email we read, so that was his way of getting back in. By the way, scary. Do you know what the r VA stands for? That's Richmond, Virginia. Very nice. Oh, the r v A of course, r v A Richmond. He said it like everyone should know. Like I wonder people like what v r v A r v A r v ay. What was going on in Alabama the other night with that game? Holy sh it in Tuscaloosa. You see the streets. Yeah, that's not it's not gonna end well for a lot

of people. That was jam. They all pulled up. They all pulled it. David Brody getting out of his car in an accident, every last one of them. You know what, they were in a celebratory moved they had Yes, So the the virus doesn't spa roll tide one. They beat the Ohio State. On Facebook that says when your team wins the national Championship, COVID doesn't spread. So you know it's true. I saw on Facebook Cassie Razowski said this this is short and sweet. Guys, want to thank you

for keeping the podcast going through the pandemic. My son was born the day quarantine started. For me. Needless to say, it's been an emotional roller coaster being a first time mom in a pandemic. I've been a slice since the beginning, and my son has been a slicense to start of life, the start of life. Couldn't have done it without you two. Love you both hashtag raising him right, Cassie, Thank you, Cassie. I love hearing stories like that. It knows it means

that we have purpose. Uh, get some tweets together. In the meantime, there Brody Yankee fan Dan ninety at gmails as Happy New Year, Love you guys all the way from North Idaho, listening to you guys while running my dozer all caught what's the bulldozer? Is that that likes you saying d's are wrong? No? Dozer all caught up? All caught up finally, and now I have to wait. Well, you know a lot of people used oh there's a picture that they set the picture of them out in

the field in the bulldozer. Oh that's a bulldozer all right. You know. I do like the fact that people are catching up because now maybe more people will be able to hear the show in less time. You know what I'm saying, like like with less time going by, meaning it's it's more current. You know. I like that. I have no clue. You don't want more people. You don't want people. You don't want more people to catch up, and that's what I'm saying. And you love catchup? Oh

I do. In fact, I'm gonna read something for someone who mentioned hi in SketchUp when when it's time, I trying to read something, go for go for all Right, So I got a d M. I think it was today from j C's up Close, j C's up close, j s e s up close on on Instagram. Uh. She she mostly wrote it about me, but put you first. So that's a fail right there. But she's very new year. I'm listening in order. Loved one oh three Scary Majewing the Brunch and one oh six Brodie's rage at the

Perfect Dinner. Remember when I went out to dinner nothing was wrong? Yes that was crazy, she wrote, no Scullion's, no Parsley, no dill, Yes heines no hidden pickle. That was my Chick fil A reference. You guys are the best, and I'm sure many slices feel like I do. That you are the bright spot in these mad times. So thank you very much. That's very cool, and I'm glad you're I think last week I said at one one thirteen was the dill? So I was one oh three,

I guess three. I think one is fisted and forked. That that dinner, that that that meal that we had, no, no, the one, what was the one? That? The one, the perfect one, the perfect Oh the place in you were ripping whatever was left of your hair out of your head. That was so mad sy, scary, scary. There is no need to offend. Okay, nothing, because you never do that to me. Brodie decided. Brody wanted something to rant about that night. He wanted so bad to be everything was

perfect and listen to one oh six. You'll hear it. You guys already listened in order. Okay, So let's say, Jasmine Quintana cracking up, just what did I read this one? I write about that she went to the Chinese food place, just went to my local Chinese from the place. The lady there. The lady was there to pick up food, which she was having a difficult time understanding the worker and proceeded to demand a soda, but not just any soda, a grape soda. I almost lost my ship waiting for

my own food slice for life. We good, So, uh, let's see where's that rebate form? While you finding that, Michael Rembkowski said, you got using my name in vain. Hey scary, and Brody got one small rant about Brody. I've listened since zero and email you guys every once in a while. While I've been listening, I can't help but notice Brody always uses Mike as a knockoff, generic, branded term or item. Play the rant music here? Oh oh, he wants me to play enthusiasts. No, no, you don't

get the rant music. I appreciate you wanting it, but well, God forbid. I was to open up any shop with the name Mike in it, or brand something I create with the name Mike without it already having a negative effect from Brody constantly referring to knockoff products like mike Superior paper towels or Mike's greasy used car A lot. That's it, Brody, Please give all names equal opportunity to

be generic. All right? Actually he left his number, hope about he left his phone number, and he wanted us to call him and he wanted to tell us on the podcast, that's too late for that. No, Joel underscore the Jeweler. I have to make sure I haven't read these already, I apologizes if I have. I got a fifty all the refund from Amazon today because they sent the wrong color office air. They wanted to give me thirty seven dollars. I said, rounded up to an even fifty,

and then we'll be good. Free dessert. They go, Joel the jeweler Um. There was a part two to Michael's email. Oh damn it, okay, okay, it's slawsagna. I ordered two tires for a race coming up, and they showed delivered. They showed delivered on the app and the drivers specified left on the porch by the way. They always do that no more, which I thought is a bad spot because they're completely exposed. Also, I have special instructions on my Amazon to throw tires over my r RV gate

to the backyard. I get home and guess what, no tires. Amazon tells me, Uh, no problem. Ship two more. Two tires came in. They threw them over the gate. A few days later, a ring at my doorbell around nine o'clock. I answer, and it's a guy from down the street who had random tires thrown over his gate. He just noticed. He said, I don't have a car that these tires fit, so I bought them. So the correct address to the correct address, which was me. I here you go, called

Amazon back and tell the guy what happened. He says, keep all of them for the trouble boom free ship for me hashtag not a scambaroti. By the way, but what does that have to do with What does it have to do with Lasagna? I think it was gonna be like ship Lasagna. Uh. He hadn't going in a different direction there, But whatever the case, Michael. Uh yeah. By the way, here's the one little mistake you made, because it would have opened you up to a bigger error.

You called Amazon and you told them the tires were found. By that point, it was two weeks later or whatever it was. Fuck it, it's over. They're not looking for those tires. They already sent you to know. He's an honest man. He's an honest man, you know. But they could have been. They could have opened it up to all right, yeah, all right, we're gonna send you return box and you just bring it over to the You know what I'm saying, Like, who knows if they would

have wanted them back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just want to mention a couple of people I asked to send me their free dessert stories to my Brody at Elvis rand dot com email address. I haven't had a chance to read them yet. I apologize. But if you're wondering why we haven't read them yet, I haven't had a chance. I gotta go in there and like, read them all, organize them all. Haven't had a chance. I haven't forgotten about him, haven't had a chance. Uh ah cosh a

k A s h. I'm assuming it's the pronunciation. Hey Brody, Happy holidays. Hope you're enjoying a break. This is from a couple of weeks ago. I just want to let you know that I finally started listening to the Brooklyn Boys podcast from episode zero and it's very entertaining and funny. I thoroughly enjoy it and appreciate the time that you and Scary take in producing it. Much love, wishing you and your family blah blah blah blah. So welcome aboard

to cash. Yeah that's very nice. Um. Oh, so this was the review that Raoul lent Uh left for us. Uh Right, Raoul Role. We talked to Raoul right. He went on Yelp and left a review for Siddel's the Dill Jewish Restaurant um and and he wrote, uh, two stars. The Brooklyn Boys came to the restaurant and they had to endure six six inch bottle of dyet coke. The food had Dylan it and David did not enjoy it.

I personally have never been there, but heard on the podcast fu So Yelp and Sidel's reported it and they took it down, but OH had our back. Now, this is the funniest thing I got sent in the past week. Shout out that you got. You know, Randy, Randy Michelle sabo Um. I believe she's a big MET fan. I saw this commercial the day after she said this to me because I don't normally watch commercials. It is an All State commercial with a lunar like a moonlander, like

a moon buggy going across the surface of the moon. Okay, I don't know. They're rambling about insurance whatever, and these these two astronauts are in this moon buggy and at one point they must hit a ramp whatever or like a high part of the moon, and the car goes flying over crater and because it's you know, there's no gravity up there or less gravity, it goes really far and then lands and at the bottom of the screen.

Like most car commercials, it says, do not attempt always right as if you're gonna be in a dude buggy on the moon, the moon with limited gravity, if you are, do not attempt jumping the crater on the moon. Like I think at that point you don't need to mention that. Now you know what that that's a bunch of fucking legal legal suits sitting in a room like hyper focusing on every little thing. And you know sometimes they you know,

they're too good. Have fun with it. You should write if you're on the moon, if you're on the moon, don't attempt this. But some idiots gonna go, I'm gonna get into dune buggy here on Earth and I'm gonna jump a crater, kill myself, and my family is gonna sue all state. Right, Well, that's to cover your ass legal team. Definitely, Thank you, Randy. That's a great catch. Also, I made a joke that nobody got well, some people got but most people didn't understand the joke. I don't

know if this is true or not. It's irrelevant to the story. But when last week when people were losing their social media accounts, right, um, and the people are getting bumped off social media platforms. Uh some it looked like Olive Garden rescinded Sean Hannity Sean Hannity's lifetime pasta pass Sean Hannity of calls from Fox News, and uh so they sent out an official graphic looked very authentic and it said, um, you know, due to the incidents

in Washington, blah blah blah. In response, Olive Garden has invalidated our never ending passa pass for several guests and revoked a lifetime pasta pass from Sean Hannity. Right, so, it looked real. I don't care if it's real or not. So I sent out a joke and I said, if they really want to punish him, they'll send them a second one, a second one because the food is so bad.

There you're making a joke about Olive Garden's food. Some people love I. I like the bread sticks and the jokes whatever following that under you know, now Remember we spoke about me and Ed's pizza. Uh, decent pizza, and they're looking for people that franchise them out and You're like, who in a right mind would be It's sucking me and Eds well. Efron Lopez wrote to the Brooklyn Boys podcast facebook page and sent me this message, Um, I'm

from to Larry, California, near Fresno. Just want to chime in about me and Eds. It's a northern California chain and it is far superior than other chain restaurants. One of my favorite pizza spots when I want a cheaper chain pizza. It's a thin crust that doesn't taste like cardboard, with a slight spicy and Herbie or Herbie taste, whatever Herbie taste. Unfortunately, we don't have pizzeria's out here like the quality you guys have, but hope to get one one day. I hope to go out to New York

one day and see what it's all about. Love you guys, keep it up well, I would say in that Uh, in that case, buy a plane ticket. They're very cheap this time of year. And uh, when I look at the map, it looked like almost all of them are in Los Angeles, so maybe it's a California thing overall. Um, when you listen to the bonus episode with point up, you'll get this reference. But Efron, if you want really good pizza, there's a gas station in Ioa you should try.

It's called so what was Arlie? I don't know. I don't remember the name. So, but it's gas station pizza. So listen to the bonus episode which of the episode, and you will hear all about Iowa's Best pizza located in a gas station. Now, scary. I got an a d M here from somebody who was very proud of the fact they didn't get taken advantage of right, they used my theory and of you know, even as not even. But I want your opinion, Scary on how you feel

it worked out. William Rivera wrote me free dessert. Purchased a car from CarMax in Connecticut. But before all that happened, the sales rep said they would deliver it to me in the Bronx. Okay, so the Bronx is maybe an hour or so from Connecticut, depending on which part of Connecticut. Okay, another sales Actually we did deliver sixty miles out. I lived seventy miles away from from the dealership. I said,

let me talk to a manager. Got a call back five minutes later, and the rep stated, we don't cross borders. I would have to come up to the lot to pick the car up if I wanted it. So I said, that's what wasn't what I was told? Um? I said, I was told it wouldn't be a problem for you to deliver the car here, okay, um? And I said, uh, you you're you mentioned that you record all the conversations for quality assurance. Why don't you go listen to the conversation.

So they call him back the next day, stating they made a mistake on their part. They offered to get me a lift and pick my wife and I and drive us up seventy miles north, which would have cost a hundred and twenty five dollars. I looked it up on the lift app. Long story short, They drove me there and I drove home in my new car. Longtime listener since episode zero, listening in order. Okay, here's the problem, here's the problem. Why he's not a true Jedi master.

And I told him this and he's like, you're right, Okay, what I wrote was, although if you want to be a master, they should have given you some kind of credit for making you drive both ways and invest your time and effort. And when the car was supposed to be delivered, so you you just put seventy miles on your new car, gave up at least two hours of your time. So although they tried to screw you big time, they ended up screwing you less because you stuff for yourself.

They still screwed you because they only deliver sixty miles. Then you should have driven ten miles and had to meet you there. That's right. That's what Elane did on Seinfeld when they wouldn't deliver the fish from the Chinese restaurant. She pretended to live closer and stood in the doorway. I was a classic episode. Well you know, so, William. You did well, William, but you're not quite there yet. You could do better, right, all right, Brodie, that's not

all we got for the moment. That's not all I got. I got pages of shipped too. But what do you want to do? I'm looking at this clock here right, I want to read one more thing. There's a guy on Instagram him he runs an account, you know, you know how everyone has only fans, right, you know, only fans is it's a subscription based service where you can see nuty girls behind yeah right or whatever they have.

I've never paid, I don't know, but only fans is like, oh, you know you're only my fans' supposed to give exclusive content. What we're thinking about opening the Brooklyn Boys one, but we don't know what the funk we post? Right, right, right right. So there's a guy on Instagram who his name is only Pans and his logos a frying pan and everything on his Instagram page is cooking and frying pans.

That's brilliant. Yeah, only Pans. So he wrote to me, because obviously he's trying to be clever Only Pans he said, if you ever have a segment that requires a specialist on frying pans, I think you know who to call. So I wrote back, yes, my friends at pan hub, and I wrote it, lay pornhub does, and so he wrote, fuck, how haven I thought of that? So I said I'm a pro, and I said um, I said, uh oh. He wrote back his favorite category on on porn hub is step pan. I don't I don't know what that

is like step sisters, stepbrothers. He's trying too hard, I said, I said, I said, I said that took too long, I said, I said, because I'm sorry. I cracked under pressure. I said. The best category on on pan hub is pan sexuals and UH and guys with big walks. So I so, I said, pan sexual doesn't get me better than that. I got so much for next week. I can't wait because I'm from boys Boys