#153: Crappy Thanksgiving!

have to minimize how many minutes we're doing today. Yeah, because it's minimized the day in the week because technically today is Monday when recording this, but it's actually really our Wednesday, because Thursday or Thursday, depending on if it's getaway day for some of you people. Now we're gonna post it on Monday night. Okay, we gotta stop talking fast. We gotta stop that, right, Sure, I'm not talking fast. You're unprofessional. I really am. I cut the song off.

I never do that, but you sound like serial Killers. So we're not. We're not getting two technical the Seri Killers podcast. Those guys, Scottie and Andrew love them, love the podcast. But I I've written about I don't know eight jingles for them, little little parodies for them, and without getting technical, they have to do an extra step. If they want to fade the songs down, right, they have to load them in with a fade already on them.

So they like, you know, serial killers can write fades out, but because they're lazy you can quote me on this, they don't load them with a fade. They play them raw every time they play them, and because of the equipment, they're not able to fade them as they play them. So it's just like and they turn it off. It's so unprofessional, and Scottie is like, he's one of the most professional anal people about getting everything what we're unprofessional

to come out, we are professionalism, Brodie. I went through uh I Heart Radios topodcast chart, by the way, number fifteen this week, two weeks in a row. Now, thank you, thank you for the slices for doing that. And by the way, if you could, if you could listen to this episode and then listen to another one and started for like five or ten minutes at least the one that would be because we'll get credit. We'll get double credit. Right. Also, if this episode is a little shorter than normal and

the day after you listen to it. You listen to it again, you'll have gotten as much content, but we'll get two listens. Yeah, but listen to a different episode. Why not, Well, because we want this one to get a lot of listeners. We want to get a lot of listens. Um, so before we move any further, Um, my phone keeps going off. Um, another ding to my phone. Ding ding, you know the ding pizza thing. No, it's not the pizza ding. It's the ding of another purchase

being made in our Brooklyn Boys merch store. We have introduced the new merch is flying because not only do we have two we have hoodies. Now we along with the tank tops of the T shirts, we have two patterns. We have the the Brooklyn Bridge pattern and we have the property of But we surprised this. We kind of just we dropped it like it's hot. We didn't even tell anybody we were doing this. And the gray one says brody and scary in parentheses. But no, but we

don't even tell anybody we're doing this. We we decided to make an ugly Christmas sweater pattern. Oh my god. Yeah, so we said, you know, Donna say that in our last episode that we were doing that we were talking to Matt about new merch and for the holidays or whatever, and within a fifteen minutes he sends back ugly Christmas sweaters. He's like, what do you guys think? We're like, oh

my god. So it's not only the ugly the the Brooklyn Boys callers, which, by the way, the Mets callers what but they he's got slogans and say slices, slice for life, um free dessert he has, and brody on there right. The only thing we don't have is a f A seventy seven, but that's gonna be on the jersey if things continue to go well, which will release in the spring when we can go to baseball to get in while the getting is good on the ugly

Christmas sweater. But wait, there's more more. Well, let's give out the website. Well it's first of all, it's Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys big Cartel dot com. And Cartel is c A R T E. L. Okay, we're not there now between now and whenever supplies run out by any two items on the site at any

two tops or any two tops right, any two tops. Well, there was only tops you can't buy a top in a mask and get they there's no mask keeping right, So by any two any any two items on the site right now, boom, they're gonna throw in a free Brooklyn Boys mask. I don't know about they. It's us which one thrown in the mask? Are you stuffing envelopes? Okay, we paid for the masks and we're giving them away. We pay. We're not doing the physical stuffing of the

envelope now, I know. It's more like when you give away all of our merchandise. It's sort of like that. It's the scary Jones by two get one free special. Right. You could act like you're a friend of Ski. He's he's giving you the mask for free. You gotta buy two items and then they will automatically do while supplies last, and they we have some supplies right now, so we're good. Um, so yeah, so go there. We'll get that out of

the way right now. That was a shameless I'm always gonna a My phone has been dinging for a completely different reasons. Why is your phone dinging? Apparently I've got friends and wait wait for it. In California, Oakland, California, Broomfield, Colorado, Pacifica, California, which I've never heard of, Anchorage, Alaska, and Beverly Hills, California. Who knew I had all these West Coast and Alaska and you know Northwest Colorado is what are you say?

Western America? I have all these friends. Um, they're all scam calls. They're all spoof dials. There somebody. I don't if it's the same person or a couple of different people are calling me and spoofing and putting up these fake phone numbers. Because I have a business phone cell phone that I got for work, so it's not really my phone, and so I start six seven them looked that up if you don't know what it is, but it blocked your phone number, Start six seven one in

the area code. And I called most of them back. A couple of them are phone numbers, they're not in service, and I got one. I don't know if she's lying or not. She said, yeah, I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. I made any calls. What number do you want? I said, your number. I'm getting a lot of spam phone calls from this number. So she says, well, what number are you calling? I said, well, you know what number I'm calling because it's your number.

Well what number is it? I said, are you getting other people calling you? Yes, other people are calling me claiming they got a call from this number. I said, then it's irrelevant. You already know your number. There isn't a dumb question. And the number I dialed and your phone rang, that's the number. That's the number. So then I said, okay, it ends in six. We good. She says, oh, yeah,

that's me. But I'm not making those calls. I swear to you, I said, while someone's using your spooking right, but who For a minute, I thought, Wow, I've got all these What's coast What's sied friends? But I do not. I felt like Beverly Hills, who's calling me? Like some rich uncle I didn't know about wants to leave me, Canna say, I mean, I would take the Beverly Hills call every time, or some TV producer wants me as the funny neighbor on some new sitcom. Maybe because I'm ready,

you know, that was my catchphrase all the time. Why when I used to perform comedy, um I would uh, I would do well, and so that some of the other comics would say things like, while you're really funny, and I would always joke with them, or if I wrote material for them, uh like if I saw their acting, I would say, you know what if you added this or that? And they, oh, my god, it's great. They say,

how can I repay you? And I'd say, when you get your sitcom, I get to be the wacky neighbor, like writing material for them the way I wanted the slices to write a line in your wop song and you wouldn't allow that to happen. Yeah, that's correct, because I'm not those other people. Huh. Listen, I write jokes for everyone on the morning show, scary, including you sometimes. I know, but but but you're not there. But you're offering material to professionals in industry. How do you think

you made them feel by offering them that material? Like funk this guy? I got myself because people you out. I'll answer that, I object your honor. Professional comedians are open to suggestions from other professional comedians on their level. I guess you're not a professional comedian. If Jerry Seinfeld and said Jerry, If I said Jerry Seinfeld, hey, I had a thought about that hair dryer bit you do.

He would not give me the time of day. But if I went up to someone who was on my level and said, hey, Mike, that was that was a great set. I was thinking, when you talk about the the beeper that your kid used to have, what have you said this? Oh my god, it's hilarious. Can I use that Devil's advocate? What if there are people out there that are slices that I know are very funny, that are on your level. It's the same thing. Not

when it comes to my song parodies. Seinfeld want to have to write a song parody, I would say, Jerry, that's not what you just said. Though you said people comedians on the similar level. No, No No, I was talking about stand up comedy material. You can choose to add or not add to your materials. So what is the difference if a parody writer is on your level and they want to contribute a line to the Whop song like I said an episode two. If you don't know

what we're talking about, listen in order. I explained this last week. The slices are just but it's no different. Nope, it's different because I take my my parodies very personally and I don't I don't enjoy people the comedi Other comedians don't take their materials, don't collaborate and listen. Comedians often take material and borrow ideas and fluff up and pad some of the work they do. This is what we call being painted into a corner and trying to

find out. I'm trying. I'm trying to get you to understand that it's a different. It's just because it's it's different. No, it's no, it's different. I've had listen, I've done I've done improv where people have come up to me and said, hey, you know what, what if you had done this? I got that's really fun. I try to remember that for next time, and you forget him. No, I've used it because improv is off the cuff stuff, right, and so rarely do you use material. I don't do stand up

but smell something some bs right there. I can't help it. You're not a creative person. Scary a creative guy. First of all, you first left, I'm left handed, okay, and left are much more creative. No, I wasn't gonna go. Lefties are much more creative than right handed people. Overall, I'm an aquarius. I'm known for being creative, right, You're not known for being creative, You're known for being Aquarius, which, by the way, is bullshit. And you know it. Okay, Brodie,

are nothing alike your dogs barking. Even your dog knows you're wrong, the dogs taking my side, the dogs saying rogue, scary wrong, Okay, great, all right, we're just gonna all right, you can back out of that parking space. So you know what, I'll you know what, I'll ask my friend from Beverly Hills the next time they call you do that, all right now? Um, I wanted to just get one point across. I was looking through the top one podcasts of Heart Radio, and and I gotta I gotta say

we are very raw. We we actually a lot of them are very They sound scripted. They're very like, okay, this and that and back and forth. We have a already different report. I think that's why we stand out. However, I did come across as one podcast. I'm not going to mention it. Uh no, no, no, not gonna give a name, especially because I'm about to tear into it.

And I want your opinion on it, if you if let's say, okay to fellow podcasters, out there that may be listening, UM, don't do what these three girls did. These three girls on a random podcast, UM, I was listening to and they were telling stories about they were trying to be that famous podcast that I'm not going to mention, okay. But the difference between that podcast, the one that that's famous that we you know, like okay, and these three girls trying to do this is there

was no there was nothing there they were. They were trying to tell stories, these juicy stories of when they all went to South Beach together or they were partying in in the Bahamas, and a hundred podcasts you just happened to come across this. I came across this podcast. You didn't come across the Murders three one. I know. I only go for comedy, so so listen, so so Brodie. They weren't they were telling stories and then they were.

They weren't being specific, they weren't talking about specific times. They weren't being raw. These other podcasts that are really successful are really introspective and unapologetic, like they really leave their emotions out there and they allow themselves to be vulnerable. These three girls were. It was just shallow and I'm like you guys are you're never gonna get to the

next level. And if you're a podcaster or potential podcaster or you want to do a podcast, you've got to tell personal stories, and you've got to allow people into your life, and you've gotta you've gotta roll with the punches, and you've got if you make mistakes and and and don't be bashful about it, and don't be angry or upset or embarrassed. The second you're embarrassed about saying something, podcasting is probably not for you. Unless was it the

Don't Go There, Don't mina podcast? It's there were three girls talking know that the Shallow Chicks podcasts. But Buddy Garrett's Gatts Celebrity Buzz podcast is it forty two last week? It was like two weeks ago, it was like seven. He hasn't done one in six months. It's amazing he gets an episode from March. Is just racking up the hits.

Uh So, anyway, Bertie, but do you understand what I'm saying, Like like I wanted so badly, I'm like from the title of the podcast, I was drawn in and all of a sudden, I'm saying, like, come on, come on, tell me that story. I want to know the title of the podcast. We're talking about these juicy stories about what happened in the Bahamas, and I'm like, I thought

they're gonna talk. But you know what the problem is, each one of these girls they have serious boyfriends, so they probably have guys that they don't want to offend, so they're holding back and they're not putting their heart and soul and really telling those stories like that other podcast does that is very successful. So and we tend to do a little bit of that here where we actually get into our lives. And I don't know, I'm just was it you and me both with Hillary Clinton? Podcast?

Was that that one? No? It was because that I'm looking at the list. No, no, no, I'm not even gonna I'm not even don't even don't even go there. It was anyway, there were three girls talking and wait a minute, the podcast. Oh can I just say the podcast you always plug, which you shouldn't, is it? Number? Oh? Really? So at least on at least on my heart, we beat them. Yeah, but they're trending down right. But this

podcast is an amazing podcast. The one that I'm not going to mention the other one anyway, because she she's amazing, she's she's filthy. She talks about all of all of her sex acts, everything she's done. She's stop it, stop promoting the other podcast. All right, But anyway, people want to be come on our podcast. The three girls want

to be that, but they are so they don't. They're just very surface and it's just very them talking like they're talking on a phone to each other, like catching up with old friends and not really making a point like we are right now anyway. Um, can I just say one thing real quick? Um? Sure? And I don't know how to handle this. I got an email from the super of my building and he said it's holiday time. Oh no, No. This one was, hey, hey Anthony by my first name, Anthony, can you call me call this

office when you can. I'm like, oh, what's that all about? Um? So I found out that somebody made a noise complaint against me yesterday. Yeah, that when you sat down on your couch and it went no I was in bed but like eight o'clock last night. And they're like, they're like jammon, They're like, you don't trying Are you trying to ask your own day? Party. I didn't even have a TV on. I wasn't watching Netflix. You can't ask your own day with the TV off. I didn't have

my sonos going. Apparently they traced it back. They traced it back that it was a kid. They said their kid was running around. I said, why was their kid in your apartment? I said, I don't have a kid. Um said it wasn't me. I'm exonerated on the officer, I really was. I'm done. I'm out because it couldn't have been me. So the people apparently this lady below me, the lady below me, uh thinks she blamed it on

my apartment and they're trying to track him down. I'm like, no, dude, I'm like, sorry, you know, call somebody else, Call the guy next to me, or downstairs, or who knows, maybe who knows where she was hearing it from. It could have been across the hall, but could you imagine she was pointing the accusatory finger. I don't even know this woman. She doesn't even live on my floor. But she said she was coming from her sea. It was coming from

her ceiling. She must live right below you. She does, she can below me, So you're the you're the angry man upstairs like on Friends. Yeah, well with the broomstick and hitting the floor with it. Yeah, I live very long. You should be careful. Well, I am spoiler. The guy died. I'm off the hook because screw it, because I don't have a kid. They're like, oh, it was a kid crying, and it was a kid running across the floor. I don't have any of those, thank you. So I mean,

were you riding your motorized scooter in the house. You're a douche. Um, No, I was not, all right, So anyway, I have to douche stories to begin of douches. I've had three problems with medical so called professionals, not doctors, people who work at doctor's offices. Okay, let me give me the first one. I have four. I was trying to pay my medical bill and uh, the the invoice says you can pay online at docmed dot com or

you can call dochmed docmed, not achmed doc med. Right, Okay, So I call up and I push whatever number for the bill. Pay. By the way, this reminder, because it's happened five in a row now in the past two days. I'm just reminding you guys. I know you listen in order, but I'm reminding you. When you call a company and it says, please listen to all options, as our menu options have changed. Their fucking line. They're lying they've never ever changed, because nobody changes. They want you to hear

him out. It's impossible that every company on the planet has recently, just this week, when you called change their menu options, they've changed. They have not four is always talked to somebody or whatever it is zero right one even know the extension parties it right or you should you should tell them I'm never going to you again. One of one of them accidentally makes leads you into the company voicemail, the internal vortex. You never get out of the kind of one of those. It was like

none of the options with what I wanted. So I pushed one and it said like do you want a knife in the eye or should we shoot your kid? And I don't want to know one of those? How do you get out of it? There's no way to get Your call is being answered by audics, right, what U d I X? I guess anyway, So I get the bill pay woman on the phone and she says, can I help you see I like the family bill. You can go to docmd dot com. I said, you know, I know I can. In fact, that's where I got

this number from. Right. But I but I'd like you to take my payment. Um, yeah, well I can take your payment. But it would be easier if you went to document dot so. I said, easier for who? Easier for me or easier for you? She says, well, we would, we would we she's well, we would prefer if you paid online. They yeah, So I said, oh, I totally get you prefer I pay online. But now that I'm on the phone with you, is that okay? I'd like to pay on the phone. She says, Well, your invoice

actually says you can make a payment at document dot com. Yes, but it also says for billing questions and to make a payment called this number. So she says, is the site down? What does it make? Are you having trouble using the site? It's confusing sometimes for some people. You know, I do hold on, so, I said, I said, sure, you know what. The site stuck down. I'm quite capable when it comes to using a website and paying online. Thank you. I'm not near my computer. I'm driving in

my car right now. There's no hidden agenda. I'm not a hundred and ten years old. I just to make a payment, Like your invoice says, will you please take my money? So she says, okay, I had to beg her to take my money. So yeah, I got I got more, I get more. Yeah, because then I have I have a solution to this. But give me the solution of that one, and I'll tell you my solution

right there is. I say, yeah, you know what. I tried paying online, but it keep getting an error, and it keep going back and I keep going backspace, and I tried to No. No, you tell them that that that the website is fucked up, and that the last resort, and then rather than them trying to troubleshoot the problem, they'll just take your payment over the phone, because it

works every time. No, because then I don't want I don't want to think, and I can't figure out the website because you know, she's not gonna think it's she doesn't know. I don't want to thinking. Uh, condescending. I'm sure it works, sir. You probably just didn't hit the big thing. They who cares? I don't care what they think as long as the end result is me getting to pay over the phone care if I get one over on them. I'm stories all the time to get your ship and get your way. Okay, So I was

home there the night. I'm looking to pay my a my bill. We're gonna say it's for ABC. Okay, it's not. But it's ABC Medical Company. And at the very top, the very top, it says patients and visitors, choose a provider, pay a bill. Right you click pay a bill, it drops down all about ten inches and you get to a green box that says pay your ABC bill, choose the option to pay your bill uh and a ABC service renderer uh honor after September twelve, So after September twelve.

This is where you click. So I click on it. It says enter your guaranteer number and your last name. So I enter the guarantee number and my last name, and it says party not found, Party not found, please check four oh four. Yeah, So I I retype the number. It's six digit number. Not to be a problem, and I'm pretty sure I know how to spell my name, but I thought maybe there's a space on the side. I didn't notice. I type it again. Patient not found,

patient not found. So I'm like, oh, fuck. So I called the woman and she says, oh, I'm terribly sorry. We get a lot of complaints about that. I said, well, what's the problem. Go back to the main page and click pay your bill. I do that, and I get back to the green box, the big green box that says pay your ABC bill. She just don't click that. Okay, what do I do? Scroll down? Two more boxes, two big big boxes. Now the boxes are like eight inches wide by four inches high. She has scrawled down to

the purple one. I scrolled down to the purple one. Here are the options on the purple one. ABC provider offices, ABC Medical Center, ABC General Hospital, ABC Memorial Hospital. Do any of those sounds like pay a bill? She says, Click that and you'll be able to pay your bill. How would I know that, Yes, sir, we don't. We have a lot of complaints about that. So fuck you, ABC Medical because your website sucks. Ass. Because I said to her, instead of saying patient not found, how about

it says click the purple box. Our website sucks. Okay, Okay, So now I call up I needed a certain type of doctor, Okay, I needed I needed a doctor. I was, I was feeling very uncomfortable on Friday. Uh, what's today? Today's Monday? Yeah, so Friday, I try to get an appointment for a specific type of specialist, right, and uh, well, obviously that's redundant. But okay, So I need a specialist, and I call up the highest rated one and I said, Hi, I'm interested in becoming a new patient. I see her

accepting new patients. I'm anna, I'm attle bit of discomfort, like to make an appointment for today, tomorrow or Monday. What do you have for me? Uh? She had a West Indian accent. I'm saying that because the pardon the story. She says, the best I can do is December nine. So so I said, December nine, I'll be dead by then. As a joke. She goes, well, then go to the e R and she hangs up on holy sh it, rude, rude, rude.

So I called back and I get a woman who's not does not have a West Indian accent, and I said, Hi, can I speak to the person in charge of uh, you know, the people here at the front. She's I'm I'm the supervisor. I canna help you. So I said, well, I just spoke to a woman with a West Indian a Caribbean accent of some kind. Um. Oh yeah, huh, and I tell her the story. She just she said, what to you? I said, yeah, I said. She could have said, oh, I'm terribly sorry. I a feeling well,

I wish we had an appointment for you. My recommendation as you go to an emergency room. Okay, all right, thank you, Yes, have a nice day. She said, go to the emergency room then and hung up on me. So I called back, and I spoke to our boss, who may I'm not do anything, but I just thought, okay. So now I call my primary care physician and he says, go to a dock in a box urgent care. Right. So I go to the urgent care Saturday around noon,

the one that's highly recommended I've been to before. There's a line outside. I tell the security god, I'm there, uh to have such and such looked at. He says, oh, those people are online for COVID testing. You can go right in. I walk into the lobby. Two people come at me, dumb as a brickman with very short pants, high socks. He thinks that you don't know that that's COVID that he thinks you're going for a COVID test, right, He's right, I said, the lines for COVID testing. I'm

here for that. So the two of them come at me with a clipboard and she starts taking my temperature right, doing the whole your nuclear reactive you know. Okay, So I said, what what? What's the problem? So I said, well, this is what's bothering me? And uh, I was, I'm looking to come in and see a doctor who can at least maybe give me an X ray something whatever. She says, uh, yeah, urgent care is close today. I said, what says you can come back on Monday? Urgent care

is closed? I said, what kind of urgent care? And if the name itself says urgent, what do you mean you're closed? Yeah, we're overloaded, we're closed and were closed. I said, by definition, this is urgent, that's and I want some care. And she says, I'm terribly sorry, sir, we're closed. Well wait, are there doctors? Just if you'd like, I can have a doctor come out explain to you

why we're closed. How will that help me? But wait a second, is the doctor on the premises couldn't he be working or she We don't know what could be there. It could be Sam Smith right right there, right well, then I would have thought to multiple doctors there anyway, I said, So if the doctor comes out and tells me why you're closed, will that help me get an appointment? No? Will it make me feel better? No? Will they have

time to diagnose me? But they have plenty time to give you the runaround, I said, And all this time I could have seen a doctor as you should take some construction paper and cover up the word urgent and the red the red X, the Red Cross. This is not urgent care. So this is what I get. Come back to Seve nineteen. Come back at on Monday, she says. You can come back time day, but you have to do here. She says, come back Monday eight am. I

can't get here Monday eight am. I work on Monday's says, well, if you want to see a patient, doctor, have come early in the morning. They said, But it's urgent care. That's the beauty of urgent cakes. Not no, that urgent. It's only urgent on their terms, right, She says, If you want, you can make an appointment. Who makes an appointment for urgent care. Then it's not that urgent. If you could make an appointment for urgent care, you have time to wait around. That doesn't make any sense. You'll

be dead by December six. That's like making a reservation for fast food. I don't want it tomorrow at eight o'clock. I wanted now at the window. I'll blame you. Or you could pull up and then they could say you want don't you wait in this parking space over right like fast food? Go park, go park? All urgent. We have to take a break. That's fine, do it right now. We don't have a lot of time left. That was just our first commercial break. Yes, so we'll do We'll

do a shorty thing here. Well uh yeah, but I got some listeners who wants some things. Man, are you spending Thanksgiving? By the way, did you do side? Yeah. I'm a family of five and the five of us will be having Thanksgiving at home. We've already ordered the food. It's good. Here's my my one problem with Thanksgiving this year? Well, I would say almost every year. I have failed. I have failed to raise my kids as patriotic American Thanksgiving eaters.

And my wife and are the two kids don't eat turkey? What now, don't tweet me. I know the Pilgrims mostly dear right there. Yeah, well you wouldn't get to an altar, so let's not let's not kid just but I can't believe it, proty, it's such as I mean, I know the kind of family that you have and like to got married. We first got married up until my kids were old enough to have an opinion. My wife made delicious turkeys. She would get creative every year with stuffing.

One year she made a roasted red peppercorn stuffing and then of course the Pepperie farm stuffing that's a given that goes in the bird. That's where I like it, Samonella, bring it on. She'd always make the regular stuffing for me and then get like a fun stuffing. She made a sausage stuff in one year that was outrageous. My wife, it really just doesn't love cooking. She's a very good cook. But then at some point the switch went off and

she decided, you know what, I don't like turkey. Why am I making a twelve pound turkey or an eight pound whatever it was? Uh? David's anyone that eats it? So uh you know, if my in laws and my parents came for dinner back in the day, it was more people eating turkey. But once it became the Brody family clan of the Five, there's no turkey. So we are having steak dinner, no thanks to you, scary steak

dinner with some standard Thanksgiving trimmings. So something yeah, right, stuffed inside right if I could, I, if I could put fried rice, put that in the fried rice vegetables in the dark would be No, we're gonna have like, uh, we're getting roots, Chris sweet potato pie. Yeah. Well that's like that fla sweet potato pie at the marshmallows sitting in the brown sugar and everything. Yeah, so we're getting that, and then from the restaurant we're getting all kinds of

like uh, some vegetables of corn. So you guys aren't even you're not putting the bird in the oven. So I'm trying to find a turkey leg, you know, somewhere at a local restaurants. I just get a turkey leg. I like my King Hamry Day turkey leg. Well, my sister, just by the way, does not make my vegan door very happy when I'm munching down on a leg. But what are you gonna do? Listen, let her, let her watch and say, look, this is how it is, this is how it was back in mind. My sister decided

not to come to Thanksgiving. She's like, she's sitting out because she because of COVID times. And that's fair. We already times. Yeah, so there's no one around you. You are just buy yourself here anyway? Good? Yeah, so the only only one here's probably about it. You're the only one here. Maybe a listener can submit a lyric. Yeah, yeah, it's literally don't do that. You'll you'll actually piss prody off. No, you won't piss me off. I just let's go. It's good. Yeah,

that's good. It's good. Not gonna use it. Uh So I went to good. I went to get a COVID test today. So I'm standing in line. Did they laugh and just say yes? Yeah? Right. So I'm standing in line, and all of a sudden, the temperature drops like fifteen degrees and I'm waiting the outdoor temperature, the temperature of the outdoors. We were outside. I was outside. It's yours. That's a problem standing out there. I give you an urgent cat fifteen fifteen degrees in the hour I was

standing there, I could not fucking believe it. I'm like, if if this fucking thing is gonna kind of negative, but I get a goddamn cold or get the flu from standing out here, would that be a coincidence or would that be I irony? It would be ironic. It would be ironic. Right, But you got sick? While are you trying to if you started to say, see if I'm sick, I got sick, right, So I'm sitting there,

I'm like, I better not catch a cold. But anyway that you have my results on Wednesday, and if I'm all clear Thursday, i'll be I'll be at the Thanksgiving table. Until then, I'm gonna quarantine. Yeah, well you bet a

quarantine because otherwise it's useless that you got right. Well, I got it, Yeah, I got it today, you know, And uh, you know I'll be with my my mom and dad, and you know, uh, my brother will be there because my brother and my sister in law just got over COVID, so they got their negative tests and they're bringing the baby over and s just gonna sit home and we're just gonna just drop Stephen with the

no Italian name is the good one. Right, We're gonna drop food on the doorstep from my sister, I'm gonna walk it over to the house, and and that's it. I just I'm i gotta say, Brodie, I'm bummed. I'm bummed because there's such a divide and I know that the families across America and people are listening to this right now here Thanksgiving week saying there's that one person in the family who's not coming or they're just or other or families like, you know what, we're gonna do

it virtual this year. Don't do his Zoom Thanksgiving, just don't have it at all. That No, don't be ridiculous. If you're gonna be zoom like involved, listen to great He did that for Passover in Easter. So what if Aunt Stacy, Aunt Marjorie can't make it and the e m I don't tweet me Aunt Stacy the pizza owner. That's that's why I said. I was like, no, it's the pizza. If Aunt Marjorie has someone who can help

her get on Zoom, eventually she can sit down. It's so cute, you best as it's just not the same and we did that. We've been down that road before. I just you know, and that's not COVID fatigue. But we're all trying to be safe. And you know, obviously, you know, God forbid, I don't want to get my

parents sick. But you know, this would have been the first year that our family would have been intact because you know, Jack My my my brother's kid is just turning one because he she was in the hospital with him last year at this time for Thanksgiving, so they didn't make Thanksgiving at all. So this would have been a complete family thing and it would have been awesome. But that's not happening. And you know, Aunt Millie can't come over this time. We just it's too dangerous, too risky,

so we're really keeping it tight um. But yeah, I mean I feel for people that that had to make the tough decision to either not have it or do a zoom situation. I mean, of course we kid, you know, I kid about not having a zoom you know, I just I'm bored of it. I don't want zoom. I don't want to zoom in. I want to either. I want to zoom in on like in real life. I want to zoom in on that fucking turkey all right, speaking a zoom, speaking as I understand your point, um,

speaking a zoom. You know how Instagram destroyed vine by going from six seconds to fifteen and then Instagram took a dent out of Snapchat because they started doing video stories stories, right ye? And uh so now Facebook yesterday, So the first commercial with um, what's her name? What's the woman who used to be on SNL. She's one of the ghostbusters. I don't know, big black woman. It's her name, Leslie Jones. Leslie Jones. Yeah, sorry, she's large.

That's all all right anyway, Leslie Jones on a commercial for Facebook's answer to Zoom. Oh boy, So yeah, you're boy, you guys late, well, you know, And and now Instagram is is stealing is stealing time the fleet, the fleets. No no, no, no, no, no, Twitter, Twitter stealing from Snapchat,

Snapchat the fleet. So so now now you can go on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat and do stories with the fleet, and with Instagram you can do reels, which is they've ripped off of TikTok, and now you can probably pretty soon you can probably do like the real thing on Facebook as well. Right now, I have a question. I got the update alert. Now I have all my updates on auto update except Instagram because every time Instagram updates, they ruined them. They ruin the icon, they ruin it,

and they ruin the layout. Well they because because where where it used to be, where it used to be your your heart, where you used to see who who said? What about you? That that that's the all important button. Yeah, the notification button. Right, they've replaced it with the shopping bag, those smart bastards. So you accidentally hit it thinking that

you're going to that most popular spot. It takes you to the It takes you to the store of Instagram and a notification but at the top right now that yeah, they fuck. They did the biggest switch on Android owners. You don't have to update if you don't want to, just turn off auto update. No, but isn't it isn't that sick the way they did it. It's like, I

don't know, I haven't seen it. They're gonna realize that the most touched button is that bottom right area where that heart was, because that's where everybody wants to go forget it. So instead, like, hey, let's replace that with a link directly to our instagrams. You know, on on Android you can replace the icons with your own icon. So guess what my my Instagram icon is the original Instagram icon. Fuck you Instagram, what you circle your circle

and you figuring awful Orangeine. I don't recommend not doing the update, especially for things like Google Chrome or Zoom and even Instagram because of you. Listen, you called bullshit the bug fixes no no, no security issues, security issues. Just recently, not a last week. I heard that. You know, you're heards trying to jump in. Everyone's just trying to like like crack the codes and whatever and steal your information. So every you should always heard. All right, you shoul

always update. Speaking of hacked, my my aunt got hacked. I got an email from her that said, let me see if I get the exact email, then I want to talk to you about Uh. I didn't talk about the stumpies because I tease the stumpies, and we got talking about a listener who's no longer I have sound too. Oh my god, let me get hold on, hold on, I'm gonna get and your dog's gonna start barking and you're gonna leave and then okay, So my aunt allegedly

emails me. Could you please email me back? No? Said sorry, could you please email back to me? Question mark, I need a favor sent from my I. Okayte when people do that, just put the question back, uh, I said, I said, listen, um, hey, what do you want me to do with emailing you back? Aunt? Whatever? I'm confused. Just ask me what you want and I'll email you a response. I'm sure I will say yes. So here, I'm thinking she's just older woman who doesn't like Why

would you do that? Now? She's not my close aunt, she's more like you know what, She's more like my mother's cousin. So she's really like my older cousin. She's my second cousin, well, my first cousins. An impossible favor. She's good to hear from you. Hope all is well with you. I need to get iTunes gift cards from my niece. It's her birthday. But I can't do this now because I'm currently traveling. Can you get it for me from any store around you. I'll reimburse you when

I get back home. Scam scam. No one would ask you to No one would ask you to get card for my niece. I'm not. I'm not her go to someone backed into her account. She's got kids and grandkids old enough to do it for her. She doesn't. I don't. Wasn't her behind the email? No? So I texted, I'm like, did you get hacked? She's like, yep, I got hacked. So the latest scam going round. It's a Scamboni, big Scamboni. Yeah no, there was No, that's a Scamboni email. Yeah

I knew. I knew, So don't answer those questions. Yeah, okay, I want to say, I guess I this is irrelevant because he claims he's not listening anymore. Um, this is my my one political statement I'm gonna make on this podcast. Yeah, okay, I hate politics. I know, I just hate them all. I just hate politics in general. He's scary and eye really don't discuss who we like we don't like. I'll make little jokes every once in a while, but you know,

I don't throw my opinions out there. Because my opinions and if you agree with me and you want to, you know, we interact on social media because you you have an idea who I might be a fan of. That's fine, you know, if you if you open up the dialogue in a positive way, that's fine. And if you disagree with me, it's fine. I'm not interested, but

I'm fine, it's fine, you know. And listen, there's a lot of people in sports, there's a lot of people in music, a lot of people in Hollywood that I may have been not agree with politically, but you go to them for some things, for certain things, right, the same way people come to this podcast to get away from all that ship. Right. So and then, because well, i'll tell you where it's going, I don't know where

you're going with this. About two weeks ago, an Instagram post of someone I follow put a picture of themselves up with another politician to politicians, and I commented as me because it's my private life. I commented on the two of them, and I said something positive about two of them because I like both of them. Okay, Okay, my guess is someone who listens to this podcast, I'm not gonna give out their name, um, follows one of

the politicians possibly, and you know at the topics is liked. Yeah, and it's people you know you follow, right, So this person follows me, right, Okay, it must have been like, oh, I wonder what David Brody said about these politicians? Right, you cursed him out? No, this person wrote back at David Brody ain't listening to Brooklyn boys anymore? Now, all right, fair enough? Now they still follow me, so they didn't

unfollow me. Well, now after hearing this podcast, because I'm not disparaging them, I said, I know, but we don't. But we don't get like. See, that's really that's really shortsighted. You know, of course it is extremely shortsighted of a person. Fact and why and why is who I like? Politically? How you determine where you get yourtained from. But we don't talk about that stuff. So, but if you're a Yankee fan and I hate the Yankees and I'm a Mets fan, but we don't stop listening because you're a

Yankee fan. You don't come here for sports talk radio. We don't do that. And even if your kids talking educated sports talk radio man, well whatever, well, don't stop listening to the podcast because you you disagree with two politicians I happen to think are doing, did do or could do a good job, or whatever the case is. That's my personal life. I'm not gonna I will say this though, you're using your public forum Twitter to protect your opinion Instagram Instagram. No, no, no, I didn't post

a picture of them like something. I know, I know, I know you and look at these guys. I love them. I commented on their picture, I know. But the thing, you know, there's hold on you know any other people commented at the time well or liked it. Three I would think I can be buried under three hundred six thousand other people where I can give an opinion and say, yeah, I don't jump in that arena. I don't play you.

You don't. I don't play that sandbox. Ever, No, listen, not gonna find a politically charged comment for me anywhere ever, And this was politely charged. I just two people like, no, I'm not like it's I'm not liking anything. I know you're not. Hey, you see what the Hope did allegedly know what? So he Pope got on Instagram about two weeks ago, right, and then about a week ago, about a week ago, the week ago, the Pope's private account that allegedly the Pope runs liked a photograph by a

smoking hot Brazilian models hanging out of her shorts. That's great, well, he of course, he denied it and said we're gonna so they've launched a full investigation. What if he accidentally liked it, Well, the question would be why was he on that page? But you're not. There's nothing wrong with wrong with it. It wasn't coming a crime. She's of age. But you know what, the Good Book doesn't tell you can do that. Why not? Don't know, because it's against

the rule. He's not supposed to get married. He can't. Okay, Okay, this is Rember. Remember I told you that's supposed to be sexual. Remember I told you last week about Gus, the movie Gus. Yes, there was nothing in the rules about a horse being able to kick field goals in high school footb a game. There is, I guarantee. I've never read the Bible. I guarantee there's nothing in the Bible about the pope liking the picture of a hot girl on Instagram. There probably isn't, but you know, it's

just an unspoken rule. You don't do that for the for that guy, and that it doesn't matter though I don't care. I'm not offended by it. I'm not gonna runfollow the Pope. But I'm actually actually so right. So can you imagine can you imagine some bishop who like handles his social media like accidentally liked the picture, like like you you're in trouble, like you're gonna get you know, cup in the bishop? Yeah, what's banked? Well paddled? Whatever the nuns do? Can I hold on? Let's play the sound.

But before that we got a commercial break. God damn it, you are a bad time time keeper. Yeah, that God damn it was not connected to the previous conversation. God. I also don't know why that's offensive to some people. What God, damn it? You're asking God to damn something right. It's apparently it's a very very big thing, especially in the South. It's it's a curse. And the fact when I first started at the morning show, I didn't think

it was a bit a big problem. And I was always told when in the editing room, whenever I hear God not get amn together, I have to beep out. Who else could damn it? No one else could damn it? If you want something damn to hell, right, I don't know, man, God's in charge of damn it the wrong one. I don't. By the way, don't tweet me I'm not. I'm just I prefer not to know. I just I find it to be. There's so many worse things politics, religion on

one podcast. This is the one. This is the one that jumps to show I'm not no no, no, no. Hey. By the way, I know this a short episode, but we do have a couple of pieces to the sound that we wanted to do real quick and then sound and then by the way, we are going to continue on the roll call next week, but not this week. The roll call of names of people who've purchased from the Brooklyn Boys, and I owe one of our purchases

an apology, which I will give her next week. If you've purchased some merch in the Brooken Boys, you will hear the shout out of your name and town as a thank you. Let me play this sound. I want you to get the sound ready with the letter case Gary. I want to play the sound first. This is this is. If you never saw the movie, you at least know the phrase, you at least know the commercial. It was a very popular movie trailer, Um here we go. Okay.

That was that was released The Cracking Clash of the Titans. Uh yeah, and that's what's his name from? Give me back my son? Um? What's his face? U? Yeah? Yeah, Oh my god, the name eludes me right now? Oh ship, what's his face? Michael Douglas? Are you serious? Give me back my son? No? Yeah, I don't know what's his face? I don't know. You tell me really, do you know? Yeah? Liam Neeson, give me back by side. You're thinking a brave heart. Mel Gibson yells Mel Gibson movie. He's like,

give me back my Douglas. Nous mel Giblets. Okay, so yesterday, Um, Garrett hake b h a K. Yes, yes, he said this on the news. Whether it was her commentary about releasing a creaking of voter fraud claims. Right, so, one of one of the president's lawyers said, I'm going to release the cracking. So when he reported the story, he said, release the creaking. So I tweeted him that clip. I'm like, hey, Garrett, just so you know it's it's cracking. Famous back he was,

because I'm awfully sorry because I messed up. Now has a couple of other pieces. Okay, So are you a fan of hip hop, then you will understand the the Gucci comment. This was tonight on the news talking about a a rap battle where thousands of people showed up and none of them were by the way, hold on, now, I'm not I'm not gonna stereotype. But the woman on the news, on the cable news clearly not a fan of hip hop, a scholar of hip hop. I've heard her allude to other rappers before, so I assumed she

she must have. Okay, sometimes they read off teleprompters and soever typed it must have typed this. But but she didn't correct herself, which means she doesn't know who this person is. So politically Atlanta and after party for hold, no, no, not loud enough. No, it's loud. It's loud as loud as it's gonna go, my friend. But people can seven people get here? A million? All right, if you're quiet enough,

people fucking here? Okay, Last week in Atlanta and after party for a virtual rap battle between rappers Gucci Man and Young Jeezy, my favorite superhero rapper, The Adventures of Gucci Man. It's Gucci Main, It's Gucci Gucci Man, Gucci Manucci, Gucci Gucci Gang. Okay, and then we have this one here and I know it's not not related to Daddy Gang. This is definitely daddy gang. Okay, this one right over here. Okay, I know what this is. You've heard, you've heard. Okay,

this is terrible. You've heard the expression the jig is up. What it means is if you don't know expressing, the jig is up, it's with a j And what it means is the crime. It's over. It's done right with the cops bust into the bank. The jig is up. Right, the scam you were trying to pull off, they caught you. The jig is up. That guy used my mom's credit card and I stopped him and canceled his order. Buddy, here is another newscaster, let's say, on the same network.

Another two. Let's see, let's see how she mangles this expression. Is there any sense there um that the gig is up? The gig is up, The gig is a job, the gig got the gig was Gucci man, the gig. It's not the gig is up, it's the jig is up. There is no way, yeah, all around, all right, Well, none of those are as bad as gun Ho from last week. Gun Ho, God damn it. You know. Oh, by the way, Um, I know it is it is

that again that back to Thanksgiving for a second. Um, I read an article that they're having a run on small turkeys, that were small turkeys are sold out everywhere. Two people send me the article. I did a phone tap about five years ago. Right, Well, Brodie, Brodie the tap trying to sell a guy. Well, they the wife sent the husband to get a twenty two pound turkey, twenty two pound turkeys, and I called and said her twenty two pound turkeys aready, and when he freaked out

of the two pounds. Right, But here's the thing in real life, I just so happened that small turkeys, I guess the small the eight pounders, six pounders, ten pounders. By the way, how small do they go? How small do they go? They must I guess six eight pounds. What's the smallest turkey that you can get? Like a young fresh young turn like a chick, like like a hatchling, like I don't know, I don't know. Whatever it is.

A baby turkey is called a poult, a pulse poult the O U L t if if you think about it. How do I know that? Because I wrote a I wrote a trivia turkey trivia for the Morning show. That's one of the questions if if you think about if you think about it for a quick second. Um, and that's because there's such small gatherings. Everyone's keeping it tight. Uh. That's why all the small turkeys are sold out. So all the small turkeys, but the big ones they get

to roam free. I guess that they got another year left. They're like, fuck it, I'm good I survived this year. Well, the president is supposed to pardon two turkeys today or tomorrow. Well, no, I think it's one. You pardon one turkey. I think one year President Obama was supposed to choose between them, and he pardoned both of them. I think it was Obama.

Doesn't matter. Uh. But they're saying again, I don't have this any truth to it, that the president is preoccupied and may have canceled his appointment to pardon the turkey. I don't like if the vice president can do that. I don't know if the vice president can officially presidentially pardon because I think and I didn't you know there there's another trivia question on on the trivia question, the first president to officially not just give him a pass,

officially give a presidential pardon to a turkey. President Reagan that yeah, all right, well you know that, and Kennedy first want to say, fine, let the turkey live, but written so I don't think the vice president can write a presidential pardon. Well, I think Trump is gonna definitely pardon a turkey. He will, I promise. Although all right, by the way, um, have you heard of pike cakin. We've heard of We've heard of tur ducan. Right, it's a turkey. It's it's a duck inside of a chicken,

inside of a turkey altogether. There's a there's a company out there. There's a few companies that make picking and a duck. Right, yeah, pie caking, And what it is is a it's it's it's death. No, no, it's it's it's pumpkin pie in the middle, spice cake on top up, all layered together with cinnamon butter cream and top with apple pie filling, pie cake in I need to get my hands in pie cake pie. It's called pike caking,

but it's pike cake pie based on what you just described. Well, that's where I was going with this, But go for it. You can't call it. You can't it's called pie cake, piecake, pie, piecake kill because it's pie once again, it is. It is a trying to make it sound like ducking, try and do the tur ducan thing, but really the only cake in there is the spice cake. It's really pecan. It's pecan pie. Pumpkin. Oh no, it's three pies and a cake. So it's pecan pie on the bottom. Try pie.

Hold on, wait, try piecake. He can't pie in the bottom, pumpkin pie in the middle, spice cake on the top, all later together with cinnamon, buttercream and apple pie. So that's that's pie pie pie Cake's what's three times pie? Ah? The math nuts are going crazy right now? Pie? Isn't it three point one four times three? No? Three point pie equals? But try pie, try pie, triple pie. I'm just saying why. Yeah, the cake in doesn't make any

sense because there's no end. Well, it's it's kate. Yeah, I understand they putting the ant onto sounding like they're ducking, but you're ducking right, pie cake. It's tri pie cake in if anything, but it's technically pipe pie cake pie and I would love it. It's pipe cake pie or is it pie? Cake pie Pie Pie Cake Pie Pee Pie Cake Pipee. There's been a song by n Sync cake Bye Bye pie Pie Pie Podcake pie pie Cake pie Pie pie Pie. I don't know, Um, I'm looking listen.

I'm looking forward to seeing my family. In fact, the reason why we're doing this here on a Monday night, and this is gonna get dropped before Tuesday morning. But when you're gonna wake up to this present, I just wanted to say a happy Thanksgiving to all the slices. Um, I'm saying out a happy Thanksgiving if you're if you're hearing this afterwards, but if you're getting this a year late, then happy Thanksgiving or Merry Christmas or whatever you celebrate.

Happy Eastern Happy fourth of July this week? What about what about Hanaka and Hanaka, all of it? Yeah, if I left any I, I apologize with all of them, you know. But the slices are what may. They give us life. And I'm thankful for for all of you and for helping us build this thing for the last three years that we've been doing it. By the way, did you film your what am I thankful for? Video for our show? No, I'm going to do that tomorrow. Morning. Why did you film yours? I gotta film mine tonight.

Are you thankful for me? Yeah? Okay great? By the way, you know what, UM, just a follow up because we never talked about this in the podcast. I went to, Um, I did that event last week at friends giving him You didn't show up thanks hit the jingle yeah did you? No? Um? But I am doing it again. Uh. And people should join if they'd like to. And are you going to show up to that one or no? About Thanksgiving? Talking about the coming about the jingle ball watch ball, and

we talked about last week the one coming up. Yeah, because I was about to get a lot of money for it, and I'm getting anything we want to show up for free. You said you want a chicken palm on the arm. We can still a chicken palm on the arm and some fill your Dell's. Uh. If you nobody tells you, then yeah, you can get everything. So they're gonna open up the buffet for you. Oh well I'm not doing a buffet yet. All right. Well, well we'll see anyway. We're well, we'll see where we are.

By the way, with with COVID, we may be shut down. There's could be a moot point I can Deever, first, some big restrictions maybe coming. That's the rumor. Who knows if that's gonna happen or not, at least in the states with the states of New York and New Jersey, yeah, and and Connecticut their team. Okay, So can I tell you what happened to me at Walgreens? Did you could say anything? For a week? Your dogs are going crazy? You know, my families outside, they're ready to come in

the house. So I'm at Walgreen's. You know, the place where we're forced to go now for our medication. Is that the corner of happy and healthy? Absolutely right there. So I'm in the men's grooming aisle. Now, if you remember my Walgreen story from I don't know thirty episodes ago, I got a fifty dollar credit for my troubles. So I'm trying to spend the fifty bucks on something I might like. So I'm in the men's razor department. Maybe pick on a nice electric razor or something, you know,

because we're home and I'm not shaving that much. But I figured, what the hell, right, a couple in there, I'm gonna say thirties or forties, very short and kind of chunky. Both of them are wearing long shorts past their knees. He's wearing shorts. You don't know what georges are there, Jeane shorts. Now, the space between their high socks and their shorts is maybe two inches two inches of skin showing terrible. They look stumpy. So I immediately

look at them and go look up the stumpies. I said it out loud, but I had the mask on and they didn't hear it. Anyway, they keep coming closer to where I'm standing, and I'm and Mr Stumpy isn't covering his nose, so I'm a little like this guy. I don't want to be near the guy with his nose exposed, so I kind of keep moving a little to the right. It's always exposed. Okay, So I'm like these two idiots, they look like, uh, they look like stumpy people. Really look like stumpy people. They look like

they're four ft one, but they're they're not. But that's why they look with the with the long shorts, in the high socks and the portly bodies. Anyway, he picks up a razor that's real chargeable. It's in the area where I was looking right on the box he reads out to his wife or his girlfriend. Um, he says, oh, look at this. It says charging provides forty five minutes of shaving. He turns to his wife and he says, who takes forty five minutes to shave? Why would you

need to shave of forty five minutes? Oh my god. So I start laughing because obviously it means forty five minutes total and not forty five. It's per shave, right, like it holds a charge for So I'm thinking his wife is as his girlfriend's as dumb as he is. She explains it to him. I started laughing out loud. They look over me and give me the evil because they're wearing masks like I am. But they want to

know what I'm laughing at. And I'm laughing because you're an idiot, Stumpy, You're an idiot the f you, writes Mr Stumpy covey your nose, and you're stupid. So I'm laughing, and he's looking at me like why are you laughing, because he can't imagine I'm laughing at the wife telling him about the charging. But that's what he said to her, who takes forty five minutes to shave. God. You know what I was hoping though. What he said it that she wouldn't say I do, because that's gross. I don't

want to hear that either. Yeah, so you were making fun of Ren and Stumpy. Yes, yes, the Stumpies. So if you see them in Walgreens now my house, Uh, stay away from Stumpy right there in the corner of happy and healthy, Happy healthy, who takes forty five minutes to save us? Let's tell you, man, he's like the guy who would look at his shampoo it says rinse and repeat, and he would get stuck in a loop. Wait, would just keep rinsing and repeating because it doesn't say stop.

All right, we gotta get out of here, right because your family's home is that my family's home. I bought two bags of stuff and jelly cranberry sauce. Jelly yelled at for the jelly cranberry sauce. Yeah. I like the jelly cranberry sauce. I don't like the lumps. You don't like you don't like the can The can mold, That's what I'm talking about, the can mold. Oh. I think I think you smell like the mushed up one in

the canoes. No, I like the jelled, like the jelly yes, oh yeah, yeah the one that comes and then yeah, and it's like, you know what's great because nothing says fresh fruit fruit like slicing your jelley. No. No, but the best part is you can slice it nician thin and just cover your turkey. Yes. By the way, uh, if you listen to today what's Today's dated? If you listen to November twenties Elvis Duran fifteen minute morning show philth watch the video. Watch the video at Elvis Durand

show on Instagram. And if you're I don't have Instagram, hey, guess what, get Instagram or you can just go to on your on your browser, just go to Instagram dot co. Understand all right, but you can go to Alvis Durand dot com slash I'm sorry Instagram dot com slash Duran show and still watch the video you don't have right, Um, you will hear not only the only joke I ever tell in my whole life, but you'll also you're scary.

Explain to you what he'll he'll do his jelly joke between I'm I'm not gonna get I'm not gonna be leading to the joke. People know that joke, just you don't listen to the jelly. They don't, they don't. Scary explains the difference between jelly and jam, jelly and jam. What's it in between jam and jelly? And I'm not going to give you the answer here right go. Look it's a cliffhanger, and I'm quite funny in this one.

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