#151: Did Ya Bang Her?

I bet it was a long time ago. And I was out with some friends from work and we were at a club in Manhattan and one of the girls I worked with at the time brought her friend along who was hanging out for the weekend. And I had met her a couple of times, and I knew she had sort of a crush on me at the time. Let me tell the story. At the time, I wasn't interested, and she was really giving me a lot of pressure and making me feel like, you know, she was sort

of really interested in me. But did you bang her? Scary? Can I finish the story? I'm sorry? Okay, all right? So I was really feeling uncomfortable about the whole situation. I didn't know what to do, and then, um, everyone, this is gonna be a long story the way we're going here. No, I did not anyway. So my friend says, hey, man, let's go up to the bar. We'll do some shots. Will take your mind off of it. We'll keep you busy. And this way it sh'll be on the dance floor whatever.

She won't be bothering you whatever. I said, I, uh, what do you want to do? He was, I'll buy the shots. So he bought shots of one, and I was I was like, all right, whatever. Not by the way, one there's let me clarify its wild turkey or whatever. There's ever clear one wasn't that? Then it was the discontinued Bocardi. Yeah, I think that's what it was. Um, I think yeah it was. No, I don't think it was Rum. Was it. I guess it was Rum. I guess it was Rum, and I like rum now, but

this is a long time ago, so I think it was. Maybe. Yeah, it was. So we did a shot of it and it it knocked me back. I was not expecting it. It burned the hell out of my throat. It was not an enjoyable experience for me at the time. Like I said, it was very long time ago. Um, but that was I think the only time that I ever did a shot of it or drank it straight that night. By the way, one ended up dating the girl, but you didn't bang her. Well I have three kids with

her now, so at you're talking about your wife. Yeah, yeah, years later. Yes, see, it did banger at least three times. Well I'm not going to use that terminology. Oh my god. So all the while you could have you could have said, hey, so the night I met my wife, that's the punchline. No, that so the night I think it was the night we met. We we all went out after works, and

I feel dirty now. I feel filthy for saying every five seconds did your banger because you're saying this this girl that I met and we were going for shots. So you did shot to one fifty one with your now wife. Yeah, yep, Oh my god. I feel so filthy now. Can we set that out? We know you get. This is what you get because you know what, I don't think that we talked. We don't talk about sex sex with with our significant others. I guess because we value them too much, right, we have too much respect,

Like even like, I don't know. You know, you've you've talked about well, remember scary you with your girlfriend? Now ten years we're gonna hear from her shortly, by the way, Yes, well okay, but here's the thing. Ten and a half years ago, she was just the girl you were banging. No, I never told stories about her. Okay, I'm winking. You can't see me now, I'm winking, fuck you. I never said shit. Okay, okay, so that was somebody what I'm saying.

But do you ever think about did you ever think I'm just saying when when a person is not serious in your world, you tend to like tell stories like like, I'm thinking about all the people on our show, I'm thinking about all my friends in serious relationships. I'm thinking about my friends with wives and and my female friends

with husbands. I don't hear about those bar bartime stories of like you know, that locker room talk that sometimes we get into because we have class I suppose, or we have too much respect for those people, or just it's just so here. I am now trying to backtrack because I'm asking you for a like like what you did. I wanted the dirt, but to me at the at the beginning of your story. It was just like it was just a girl that you meditateze. Okay, but you

you know me for we'll just say many presidents. That's many presidents have gone by since you met me. Right, We've known each other a long, long, long time. Have I ever told you a story about banging some chick? Never? Right, which is why I wanted to know. I wanted to get to it right. Why you thought I would start now? Well, I thought maybe you would tell me a story on the podcast in front of our slices. I really not only that, I don't think let's let's go even further.

I don't think I've ever heard you tell a drinking story on this podcastle alone drink. I mean I've had drinks. I have. There are nights where I've been a little you know, I've had a couple where I got a little buzzy and the club getting tipsy. Yeah I got yeah, But I've never been drunk, never like full blown drunk. Never in your life. No, bro, you never got drunk. I've had this conversation. No. I enjoy watching other people be stupid. You drive them home. You're a voider alcohol

of alcoholics. I like I like making fun of people, having fun at their expense, joking around with not in a bad way. And I like being sharp. I like my brain to be always on right. So sometimes some would say that they're sharper when they're hammered. Well I'm not. I get I get, you know, I get tired. Can listen just for an experiment? Now we're not doing that one one of these podcasts, one of these episodes. Maybe it's maybe it's two hundred. Can we just get drunk

on the podcast together? First of all, I told you I've never been drunk in my life. If you think the first time I'm gonna do it is for a bit, yeah, a momentous occasion, a milestone marker of our podcast number two hundred. I have no interest. You don't nope. If you think interest, no, I don't think about it. I have no interest. How great would it be? I want to hear what comes out of your mouth when you're when you're polluted. But you'll never will I never will

be polluted. That's so sad you've never gotten drunk. It's sad you've never been a great I have a great time. I make people laugh. Why do I need to do that. It doesn't. It doesn't make life more enjoyable for me. It works for you. That's that's fantastic. Well, no, not all the time. I listened, by the way, I don't drink at home. I have friends, but you're never home, So no, I have friends. First of all, I already

drink when I'm outside, which all the time. We can get a hammer on the podcast, because we're not gonna we're gonna be in our houses. Is we're gonna be Do you think I'm gonna go into my basement get drunk and then go up the stairs and my family. No, go to day. I just got got a podcast, but we don't even have a sponsible. Your your daughters will think you're cooler. You think I raised my kids to think that me getting drunk is cool. Your oldest daughter

will big, Oh my god, where you can bond? Now, Dad, we got something in common. No, that's not. It's like you're the cool you all of a sudden, you're the cool dad. You know I'm the cool dad because I'm the ol dad. Right, Yeah, I know that, but you could be even cooler. You also know there's really no such thing as a cool dad to teenage girls. Do you know that from experience? No, I'm scary. I've I've said this to my kids many times. Everyone you know, school,

after school activities, parties, friends. You don't know anyone whose father has a cooler job than I do. You don't and they're all lives. I've said to them, and they go, you know, cool dad, And I say, any of your friends fathers have a blue checkmark next to the name on social media, so it is a status thing you want of me for that you checkmark? Scary. It's a status thing to teenagers. It's not a status thing to me. I just said to them, if I'm not cool, find

me someone one of your friends. I can tell you what. Find me a friend of yours who has more followers than I do. So I guess checkmate blue checkmate because there. But they don't. But I'm telling you teenagers don't. They don't think like that. They don't go, well, my dad's really cool. They might think like taking them to jingle ball and backstage and getting to meet celebrities. That part is cool, but it still doesn't make me cool. It means my job has benefits. But if you aren't drunk

on the podcast. But no, that's that's not They would be like, Dad, you're an idiot. What are you doing? Think about it that a teenager, if your father got drunk, you'd be like, mom, My dad's drunk. What is he doing? He's slobbering all over the house. You wouldn't think your dad's cool. And I'm sorry, scary, you know me better than that. I would not raise my kids to think drinking is cool, like the fact that I'm drinking is

a cool thing. No, I'm not saying you teach it, but they learn it somehow on their own, and then they bring it back and then I don't know. I'm not condoning it. I'm not trying to send a message. You don't understand how parenting works. Well, that's why I don't have kids, right Why. Look, I'm not saying that all kids don't rebel or grow up differently than their parents, or think that different things are cool. I'm saying that the kids I have would not be like, Wow, dad's hammered.

If I accomplished something and won an award or I devoted time to charity, they would go, wow, dad's voted time to a charity. Dad did something great in the community. Dad was, you know, got to meet a celebrity, and then I got to meet them. They don't even care when I meet celebrities. They don't even they don't care about that either, No, because they only not. This is gonna sound wrong. They would care more if they got to meet them, but then they feel bad that they

didn't get to meet them. Sometimes, so I have to I have to pick and choose. Like if I beat Billie Eilish, my kids don't go, oh, that's so cool, Dad, you're the coolest. They say, oh, damn, I wish I was there, because well, but if I meet someone, like let's say I meet Jon bon Jovi, they'll think it's cool for me because they know it makes me happy. So as much as I think Billie Eilish is talented, the excitement level for me is not the same. I wouldn't call myself a Billy Eilish fan, even though I

think she's very talented. Um, so that's it. They don't go, oh, my god, you Belle Alish. They go, oh cool, that's I wish I could have come up that day, you know, because they would like to be Billie Eilish but now, what if we got high on the podcast? Scary what listen? They just legalized weed in the state of New Jersey and we both live in New Jersey. We could be we could as soon as it goes into effect. That could be the bit where we analyze, we analyze how

you know it's effects on people? We could? You know? Okay, here's a tribute legalized marijuana. Here's a question for the listeners. If you've been paying attention for a hundred and fifty episodes, which number is is greater the number of times that I've been drunk or the number of times I've been on drugs and high? What they're even at zero? That's correct? Slices? You know that scary that we could? I'm just saying we could? What if we What if we do? What

if we took a gummy? On the beginning, I'm listening. It's talking to the wrong person, alright, People listen to this podcast because hopefully I entertained them and that my wit is quick, right, No, no one's taking that away from it. But that's who I am, right, So, even for twenty minutes, I wouldn't want to be that person. I've explained that I don't want to be. You don't want to be aside from yourself, beside yourself, looking at yourself, saying who the fund is this guy and what is correct?

I pride myself on my intellect and my sense of humor, and I don't want to be without those for a second. You're so serious and woken up after surgery. If you had surgery, no, right, when you wake up, I've had a few. When you wake up at the surgery, you're out of it, right, You're like, oh yeah, right. It to me, it's a nightmare that I can't focus myself. That if you said hot, it would take me a minute to say cold. Right, That slowed down feeling is horror for me. That's fair. And by the way, I

want to I'm not passing judgment for people listening. If you guys get stoned, you whatever, you listen, you go to Oregon now and do heroin legally. I heard you could do mushrooms in Oregon. Heroin. You don't wait, heroin? Heroin? Yeah, don't stop. That's legal. Yeah they legalize it. No they didn't. That's you think that's a joke. You think like, here's my big joke. Here's the punchline. Heroin's legal. Yes, heroin

is legal in Oregon. I thought it was just mushrooms. No. Oh. My point is if it works for you, Like on the Elvis Ranch, Gandhi smokes a lot of pot. That works for her. She enjoys it. Yeah. I don't look down my nose at all. I don't say well again, I think it's fine. Do you look up your nose? Are you trying to make a drug reference there? Nope, I don't look. I don't put any up nose, my finger occasionally when let me clarify, let's clear the air here. I don't eat you know this is I'm not a

drug guy either. I'm just to me are these are hypotheticals. But I've gotten high once or twice, once or twice. I've taken a gummy here and there. But as I don't see, and that's another admitted to worse on the radio. So I don't know. I don't dge here. I don't think. I don't think that, um I would see. I don't do it at home. I have friends that are right only when you go out and again you're never home. I have friends had a recreational drinker couch nobody has

ever sat on. Well, my girlfriend tries to sit on the damn thing, but it bounces her right off you. So he let me paint the picture of Scary's house. Scary has a kitchen, a living room, a little terrace, a bathroom in the bedroom. Right, one bedroom, one bedroom, I said, a bathroom in the bedroom right. The living room. WI see you when you walk in. You see the kitchen. It's impeccable. It's like everything was placed there as if

he was trying to sell the house. And then the living room looks like which actually did He bought a picture out of a magazine. He bought the carpet, the chair, the rug. He bought everything from the picture, so it all matches beautifully. The couches light blue, it a little bit of brown. The rug, if I remember correctly, is

light blue and brown. The chair is light like. It's all the patterns of blue, brown and white are all throughout, from the pictures on the wall to the furniture to did Scary walked into the gap and he brought the mannequin. That's what he did. He bought the outfit he brought. He brought the scar for around the mannequin's neck. He bought the gap uniform, but he bought right. But he sits on it because although it looks good and when you first what you did you buy that in like

ten years ago, like now it's like fourteen. He brought this furniture, he had to tell you what magazine he brought it out of, what brand name. He was so proud of himself. But what he didn't do was sit on the couch because you mail ordered it right. You didn't get it from like, uh, Ashley Furniture or anything when he got online, so you didn't sit on it.

When my wife and I buy couches, I go to every furniture store that in the tri state New York, New Jersey, Connecticut area, and you like, you lay on it? And yeah, I check every recliner. I decided if I like the lever versus a button? Do you bang around the couch? I yeah, while I'm stalling. Yeah, you're high while I'm high. You bought this couch. Does it look good in the magazine? And it does look good in the magazine, But it's hard as a fucking rock. No,

it is. It is. It was the biggest mistake of my life that you could bounce coins off of it, you could bounce people off of it, so anyway, you could break a butt cheek. But it looks good. It does look good aesthetically, it's great, and it fits the room and it matches exactly everything else it needed to be there. But whatever my point is needed to be there, you're never there. My point is, I've noticed I don't know if you have friends like this, Brodie, but they like, like, okay.

So there are a group of my friends right now as we speak, as we as we speak that are out roaming in Hoboken, sitting at a bar somewhere, and they're just drinking their faces off, and they did it yesterday and today and they'll probably do it tomorrow as well. And I am in a in a private chat with my buddy Will and he's like, hey, man, you're going out tonight, and I'm like, na, man, I can't keep

I can't keep up with these guys. I can't. These guys drink at home, they smoke at home, and then they go out and they do it all out, and they do it during a weekday, Brodie. At some point, it's got it. Something's gotta give you listen. You know me to to to work hard and play hard. Yeah, during the week, I am relaxed. I do not do and I don't bring this into my personal space. But there wasn't time you went out drinking on like Wednesday years ago and more and you roll into work at

five am. You can't do that. Now, I'll go a full week without having one cocktail because it will be on a Saturday night next time I drink. You know, my girlfriend pops bottles of wine at home and I'm like, you're drinking at home and you could ask her about this. We're gonna have her on in a second. And she's like yes, because of course she goes. She was don't choose. You're weird for not drinking at home, and I'm like, no,

I'm not. I'm normal, And I'm normal for wanting to stay home during a weekday, weeknight and go tie one on at four o'clock in the afternoon on a one girlfriend call you a lightweight. Yeah, my friends think my girlfriend is more of a man than me because she drinks whiskey. Well, you did, used to get drunk on Apple Tine's. She likes scotch. Do you remember the night We went to some event at the was it the Nanuette mall? We went West West night it was the

Palisades Center mall. Right, huge one. We went to something opening. It was some client thing and they had a massive ice sculpture where they would pour the drink down from like a thirty ft in the air. Oh my god, I remember this, And it would slide through the ice and come out the bottom, and you waited at the bottom of your mouth, open glass. It was. It was the ice luge, right, the ice louse. They were so they were pouring apple tine's down this thing after like

an apple tine and a half. You a plaster. I forgot about plaster. You had. I put my tongue. I put my tongue at the bottom of this. But by the way, how would that go over? Now? That seems so far and putting your mouth on the apple teina? Lose? Where does that fall from the CDC guidelines? You know technically, uh be able to do that because it's not in the guidelines. Yeah, um it's not. It's not listed. Uh whatever, I don't know. You know what, there's a movie called Gus.

Have you ever seen it? No, I've heard about it. It's a movie from six and it's about a football team that gets a horse to kick field goals because you know, they kick really hard backwards. And so the other team says, you can't get a horse to kick field goals, and the team says, it's not in the rules, because why would it be right? Right? So why would ice loge, apple tea icel be in the rules of not coming for I don't want to get claimed blame for plagiarizing a comic. So Bill Maher, who's a very

political comic, has been using the Gus reference. I'm not gonna get into y, but he's been using the Gus reference about certain people trying to guess things, meaning, you know, go around the rules because technically it's not in the rules,

so you're not breaking the rules. So I feel like putting your mouth on an ice luge would be okay because it's there's nobody at the c d C, right, the Governor of New York, the governor, they're quar right, they're quarantining us at they're closing restaurants and bars at ten o'clock. Not one of them I looked, not one of them said no, putting your mouth on an Apple teina ice luge do it? They can't find you for it? Where does it say you can't do it? You tell them to go watch Gus? Oh my god. Uh so

we have Robin coming up right. I've got a couple of free ships for me stories you do hopefully we'll get Yeah, but they're but they're not like one offs. There's their rants that ended up well for me. Oh I thought that they someone sent you ship. Uh well kind of yeah, yeah, I have to tell you them. But their rants, well what freached it for me? But you want to talk to your girlfriend, right, we want to get okay, I'll tell you what. Well, by the way,

it's we're doing this podcast Wednesday night. This is Wednesday Night, Wednesday Night Special. I haven't even eaten dinner because I came home from running my errands and I was like, let's just do it right. So, um, this is an odd time for me, which is also why we didn't have Spruce on this week because I had talked to Spruce on Sunday Saturday. I talked to him on Saturday. Wish to wish this New Orleans Saints good luck against the Buccaneers. They destroyed them and uh, I said, a

lot of people want to have you on. He's like, just let me know any afternoon. So he was going to be available this afternoon, but he's not available tonight. I will still working on it. That, um you right before his podcast started. You kind of impressed me. Yeah, you said, um, I have to go to the bathroom, but let's just do the podcast. So you're actually holding in right and down. I got into position in the basement the studio. The basement studio brought to you by

the washer and dryer, not a sponsor. And uh so we're getting ready to go. He goes, I want to get my girlfriend on the phone. I gotta call her. I gotta set it up. I said, well, why don't you call her? I go p So then he goes, yeah, she's ready to go. I don't have to have to it's already. I said, let's just do the podcast. Yeah, you just went right into it. So you know what, it wasn't one of those I gotta peas. It was

one of those I could probably pay. You know, when I go I need to go into the doctor and they go, I need a sample. Yes, they go pee in a cup, and you know, you paid like an hour ago. Do you have anything to drink? You still get some p You still get a little coming out little bit. Gravity pulls that that I would say pulls that ship right out, but that's silly. But it pulls

that p right. You don't have to do the reverse of that right now because we're talking and you can't unless that maybe that's a you know, maybe you get a commode or something or some kind of Maybe you have a Snapple bottle nearby. You could just go right here while we're on the podcast. You could be going as we speak. Yeah, and we'll never know. I'll get one. I got a big orange home depot bucket. But use that disgusting? All right? Why is the ball deepot bucket disgusting?

But peeing into a snapple bottle is not? Dude, let me tell you something. You can't be into a snapple bottle because it could be confused with apple juice. D Well, it feels looks like lemonade. Scary, you should see your ologists fast. True story, alright, true story, alright, let's get let's catch you. Let's get that girl you're banging on the phone right after this past scary you're still holding it. You're still holding it. Yeah, that was like a thirty

second commercial, wasn't We don't even know. It was like two minutes. So you know, you know how when you used to watch MTV, H t R L or any countdown show with videos or any prerecorded thing and they go, now watch this performance, they don't actually sit there for the performance to happen. They edited in later they do. Right, So when we go to commercial right there, this isn't like live radio. Those commercials get put in afterwards. We

have no idea the big corporate who has putting commercials there. Yeah, so we have no idea what it is what you just heard. By the way, we have a dilemma, scary. I don't know how we should handle this. The company that our current company, I Heart Radio, I Heart Media rather pays to host our podcasts. Right, So there's a company that we use to upload our podcast too and gives us statistics and everything, and that company then posts

it out to the platforms. So when there's a problem, it's that company's fault, not it's the podcast uploader, host, host, whatever you want to call it. Right now, we can call it. It's in the it's in the news. It's not like a Secrets. They're called Megaphone. There's a lot of companies that host podcasts and whatever. So um. And by the way, that doesn't mean you're signed to like a specific company or not. They just it's just the host website which distributes to all the channels to Spotify

and Heart and everyone but Deezer. And now with the news that happened now, I think we're even less likely could end up on Deezer. So uh, Spotify, who is basically a competitor of I Heart Media and I Heart Radio app bought Megaphone. Megaphone, the company that we're uploading to. Yeah, we don't work for Megaphone. We just our company hires them to host our podcast. Right well, right as of right now, we're still uploaded to Megaphone. Right well. The

deals are gonna take months but to finalize. So we don't know if this means will it'll it'll, it'll be great changes, or we have to get a new platform. I think this is going to be invisible to the slices. I don't think anybody's gonna really know either way whether when we listen. We've changed podcast uploaders three times since two seventeen so and nobody knows that. Nobody work for megaphone, so I could feel free to say this not a fan in you don't like the actual um no functionality.

The back end functionality is poop. Well it's caused. It's cost issues for you, the listener, for you, the slice in the nine. Not to bore you guys, but real quick, it's nine steps to upload a podcast. Nine steps. It'd be very easy if they put like three steps together, but they don't. It's you have to go, then it's clue, it's clunky, wait for it to save, then go back in. Okay if you want to see any number. It's just

a mess. So maybe Spotify I'll fix it. But I feel like if Spotify fixes it, our companies gonna go. We're not gonna pay Spotify have that well, we don't know the deal that cann have set up anyway, So I don't think it will affect service. Your service will not be interrupted. So I, UM, I have my girlfriend on the phone. Robin, Hi, how are you doing? How are you guys? Welcome to the Welcome to the Brooklyn

Boys from Home. Thank you to be back now, Robin, will you be listening to this episode later, like once it's on it right? Oh god, Now will you listen to that? Will you listen to the beginning or just the segment? You're just just go right to this part. Don't don't listen to the beginning. It's boring because I'm wondering, Scary and Robin. I'm wondering, Robin, you're gonna listen to the whole thing, then I can go ahead and ask you a question based on something Scary would not want

based on you know what I mean? So, or if you're gonna tell me now, I'm just gonna listen to my section, then I won't mention it because you're not gonna hear the beginning. But if you can hear the beginner, yeah, I listen to the whole thing. Okay. So uh, I told scariest story about a girl in a bar from many years ago. You want to tell her what you're asking me? Or should I tell her? Well? I I He was like, yeah, this girl asked me to do shots. We were talking about one one you remember one on

the liquor? Yeah? Okay, ever clear? But we were in you guys were setting, yeah, setting, And every five seconds I kept asking him did you banger? Did you banger? Did you banger? And at the end of the story it turns let her he At the end of the story, My point was, I said, why would you ask me about I don't speak that way about girls as well? You just met her. It was some girl on the ball. What's well, you weren't serious with this girl? So I said, well,

how long have you been dating Robin? He said eleven years? I said, well, ten and a half years ago. She was just some girl you were dating. Did you talk that way about her? And I said no, I did not, right, Because right, I said, well, as you get more serious with it. By the way, the woman in the Brodie story ended up being his wife. Okay, that's the whole point. I later found that it's his wife. And then I felt stupid. I'm like, oh, we don't talk about like

significant others like that, And now I feel dirty. That's what I said, because I couldn't believe I'm asking did you bang? Or did you bang? And then this so so so we got into a conversation about how I don't we don't really talk have like guy talk or people don't talk behind each other's backs about difficant others different relationships with like because we have respect for them. Well, hold on, I didn't get to a certain part of

this conversation with scary, and I want you to. I want you to confirm at least the validity of what I'm gonna say, and you can you can decide whether or not you do that. So when I was first dating my wife, we were dating about six months. I met her through a friend of mine that I worked with. A girl that I worked with. She started dating a guy around him of three or four weeks after we started dating, so we were two couples six months, five months,

whatever it was that we were dating. My wife at the time started telling me stories my girlfriend at time. Oh, yeah, this other couple they tried this last night, they did that last night. Oh they did this for the first time. And I said, dude, how do you know this? Oh? My friend told me. I said, your friend told you, Dude, we don't. I don't tell you my friends what we're doing. Oh, no, girls just tell each other things. I was like, oh, good,

else did she tell you? And it wasn't for about fifteen minutes that I realized, Now, wait a minute, you're a girl tell my girlfriend, I said, um, so do you tell her stuff? Yeah? Well, of course I do. That's when the conversation was no longer fun because if if if her friends telling her stuff and she's telling me that, now I know she's telling her friend stuff that she's telling her boyfriend. Meanwhile, I'm not I'm being a gentleman and not telling my friends. But everyone she

knows now knows everything. Right, So would you admit that girls talk more in detail than men are traditionally stereotyped for doing. Um, probably, I would think so, at least early on. I think after a certain point, we don't really care that much anymore. Right, at this point, no one's going to ask you what you and Scary of doing. But three months into it were their conversations with friends? Yea, there were Oh my god, are you kidding me? It

was awesome. I didn't have anything bad to say, all right, I didn't think so. Yeah, But now when you started dating Scary, he was still like he is now a pseudo celebrity. So in telling stories, did you did you tell those stories to people who didn't know who you were dating, or did you tell those stories to Hey, I'm dating scary Jones and we did this. No, they were only two two close friends who knew who he was so telling people, No, no, you weren't going on

on on social media back then. What you were telling people the celebrity you were involved with, You were giving celebrity details, so to speak. Exactly. How about that scary Wow, that's another thing I didn't want to know on this podcast, that revelation. All the guys listening to our podcasts are going, holy sh it, I gotta have a conversation with my girl,

and all the women are going yep. Now that we've been trying to get you on for a couple of weeks now because you had you had a really terrible situation with a grocery store, Yes my grocery in this tab, and you didn't you didn't get free dessert, you didn't follow the mantra, you didn't read the books. I mean, get an entree. Brody's gonna get very angry right now. You gotta fry an egg on this fucking forehead. Yeah. So, well, yeah,

set the steam. What happened? Yeah? So, so I ordered groceries to be delivered to my apartment, which you know, a lot of people are doing now with COVID, but I was doing it even before then. Um. And typically they just ring your bow, um, and then you bust them up. They dropped them outside of your apartment door. They just knock and then they leave right. You don't even have to have contact with them. It's really a pretty easy process. So I placed a pretty big order.

The doorbell rings rings, I bust them up, um, and I'm waiting and waiting, and nobody actually comes to the door. So then I peek out. I look at the elevator. I can tell us now moving. So I figured, okay, it's kind of weird, so let me go downstairs and investigate and see if anyone's kind of bossed in the lobby. So I go downstairs and in the middle of my lobby floor, I see five Bads groceries. So keep in mind, I don't live in a luxury high rise like Mr

Scary Jones luxury. It is just my couch is luxury. That's about it. On a scale one to tend, how hard is scary is couching the hardest? Oh, it's horrible. I don't know how how he uses it? Scale one to tend Robin play the game eleven. Okay, have you ever told your friends how hard scary Jones couches? No? I'm sorry that was sexual. Sorry, okay, groceries, and what was the agreement that they were supposed to do. They're supposed to just you know, knock on your door and

leave them outside of your apartment door. So I'm like, okay, So now there's five bags, and I ordered, like, you know a lot of stuff, cans and bottles are kind of heavy. I can't get them all upstairs in one trip, so I said, okay, I have to make two. I grabbed three of the bags and I start to hear one rip, and they put them in this really swimsy just paper bags material. I'm like, oh crap. So I hurry into the elevator. I huddle in, and then I hear a larger rip, a louder rip, and then I

hear flat all over the elevator floor. And the only thing to drop out was my dozen eggs, and they splattered all over the floor on my shoes, just like a sitcom. The eggs, fucking eggs fall, of course, of all things. So final, and then she does, she makes the other trip. She brings all the bags up herself from five flight six wide whatever it is, and she fucking that's the end of that. That's life. Let it tell a story. No, but yes it is for free dessert.

That's the point of me. Let her tell the Robin. I mean, I I'm sorry, I'm angry. I'm sorry. Let the little lady speak scary. That was my eggs. I just had nothing for breakfast next morning. That was problem. I'm going to go downstairs and get the groceries by yourself. They break in the elevator on your shoes, which I'm sure had to be cleaned. You've lost value. You lost product is value to that? And so what happens only Robin? Now, only Robin, Robin, what happened when you called the company

that delivers the food? And then tell me what happened when you called the supermarket? Go ahead? Well, so I emailed them and and to be honest, I haven't checked back to see what happened if I got my credit. Um, but I think you can post it or maybe you could do it for me. What this was two weeks ago, Robin, I don't know. You didn't hear me because you're on the phone. What happened when you called and yelled and demanded a refund and a credit and an apology and

free groceries. Get to that part of story, Robin, tell me what happened when you hold the uber food or whatever and the supermarket. Who is nicer to you? Go ahead, who is nicer to me? Yeah? The two people you called to complain, Oh no, they said sorry, we'll credit you for the eggs. That was it. Yeah, she's like nothing. This is why I wanted to have you on. You needed to get a verbal spanking from David Brodie because

what do you You've You've broken every fucking rule. First of all, you didn't even call either one of those people to complain. You emailed someone. Hold on. You know, I don't like confrontation. That's why I wanted Brodie to do. It's throwing. I hit my microphone. I don't. I can't makes angry. See I got a pain better. You don't like him when he's angry. This is what happens. Can't you can all? You can lead a horse to water, but the horse shouldn't send an email? So so what Brody?

Would let me start here? You need to end this. They just tell her it's over. I can't have you dating someone who sends an he doesn't even check for a reply. Robin Brody would have burned by the way. He would have fucking called the supermarket and the delivery people and gotten free dessert from both, and he would

have double dipped. Yes, it's like I did for Sam when when when her door dash meal got messed up, door dash gave her, gave me a credit for her, and then the restaurant gave me a credit for her more than First of all, here's how they fucked up because they broke their agreement. They were supposed to bring those It was supposed to be a handoff or in front of your door. At least you live all the

way up. They in your main lobby where by the way, leaving the groceries open to get stolen because it's a common area. That's for problem number one is they didn't do their job, and then someone's gonna have to pay for cleaning your shoes, right, I mean there's dry cleaning involved.

You might have them on the elevator. What about the time it's spent you having to clean the elevator so no one slipped on it, right the elevator, I know well, you have to be wearing you happy to be wearing your Christian Lubertons scraped and ruined, the eight hundred dollars shoes that are fucking ruined. See that's see, that's how you have to start thinking. Though. No, I know, I definitely so. Now you you've got a refund for your eggs, that's all, or you don't even know if you got that.

I can't. No, I don't know for sure. I thought that was maybe just devastated Scary. I want to get drunk right now? Do you you want to get high? Puff? Puff pass? Not a chance, Robin, I can't. I don't know what's worse the fact that you dropped the ball so badly on this one, even though I know you listened to this podcast, or the fact that Scary wanted me to hear it. That is tortured. I know it is. I said, oh, yeah, you're I said, you're gonna tell us on the podcast, and he's gonna sit there and

listen to this. Scary. Tell Robin what happened when you had a problem with Target and I told you what to do. What was the end result? The end result was I got a hundred dollar gift card right for five minutes service desk. Yeah, this was and this was way back. This was the beginning of the free dessert days. This was several years ago. It was actually this is when I first moved in to my apartment, my new building. It was like it had to be out fifteen years ago,

and that was my first foray into free dessert. I'm like, I'm majorly screwed at the cash register. And he comes home and he tells me he's ah, they did this to me and I wasted my time and their scanner wasn't working, so they scanned in all my groceries and everything, and I was buying stuff from my new apartment. So it was a big purchases of dollars, right, and then all of a sudden they're like, oops, sorry it deleted. We got to do this again, take everything back out

of the car, and we started over again. They did it three times and the scanner still wouldn't work, and I said, I said fuck you, and I left a cart full of groceries sitting there and I walked away. But Brody's like, but wait, you've got to get in touch with the manager and you've you still spent I said, it doesn't matter. I didn't spend a penny. I walked out, he goes. But even as not even you are entitled, tower of your time. Yes, you wasted your time and

now you have to go shopping again. Free dessert. Boom got a hundred dollar gift card when I called the manager or never doubted me since never did, never look back. Now I always currently he got he got together with a girl eleven years ago who learned it doesn't well, let's see, you know what if they didn't write that, then that gives me more of a reason to go back after them, and then they help Robin. I will

for you, your family, I'll do it. He'll be anyway, he'll be proud to do it, for happy to do it, so excited. Yeah, but don't but don't ever let this happen again. You can't be taking advantage of are you're dating scary? But other than that, other than that, for him, yeah, you should get something. You should speak to the manager. If I would call Scary his parents and demand some money, you really would. Some kind of an Amazon gift card

is something? Well, Brodie's gonna follow up with you off fair okay, okay, fair enough don't stay all fair scary. I got a problem with that. I know you do. I know you wanted to address that real quick. All right, Robin, You're awesome. I love you almost always do not. We gotta we gotta follow up. And she's gonna get she's gonna cut mine up with a couple of hundred hours out of this. I can't, I can't. Oh, Robbie is still there. Yeah, so real quick, so on TikTok, somebody

put up a video. I'm sure it's gone around right. I'm sure this is one of those videos that you've seen a people have seen, but it was it was something like this person should be fired. And it was a doorbell camera, and it was footage from a doorbell camera from Sloman's No hit the jingle, you prick the jingle, hit that jingle. You get a doorbell camera, you get a doorable camera, hit the jingle. Fit it was a

ring doorbell. I know what kind of doorbell it was. Anyway, the camera watched this woman who worked for some food delivery service bring a big bag of food and put up by the door. She then took a picture of the food and then walked off with the food. So she could show that she delivered it with the picture and then then claimed somebody else wants have stolen it. Oh my god, she did. She did a ring and run and ran off with the food and she, oh,

I got a picture. I dropped it off. That's fucking balls. Yeah, this guy took a picture of the stuff in your lobby and you. But you still could have said, like, oh, there were two bags missing when I got there. Half the stuff was you know, it was not there. Yeah, you're leaving yourself wide open for the possibilities. Brodie's already

thinking of the creative excuses, right. Yeah. The fact that you're allergic to eggs and you get your leg broke out in a rash and you were scratching for four days. It's terrible, horrible, work horrible. You can send an email and not care if you ever get a response. It's your gets your call. You could do that too. Yeah. I will not be writing a book called they screwed Me and I took it. I'm not going to be all right, Robin, Robin, thank you for sharing your story

of woe. Yes, goodbye, Well you haven't. Well, you're lucky she's attractive. Otherwise, well, I know you're going to follow up in are gonna help her out off? Oh of course, yeah, of course it's to words. Yeah. So so you you planned this big to do last week on last week's episode, right, I'm sure by nowverybody's heard because you guys listen in order. And I think it backfired on you. Well, I think

it backfired because the slicest. No, it was your fault that we were late and the slices, and second of all, it sounded like ship. So just to recap last week, we were supposed to record at three o'clock, at three o'clock because hold on, I said, I have to leave at a certain time, right, I have to leave because I have to pick my daughter. It's like four o'clock. I had Nope, I had to leave at four thirty five, roughly whatever food. I told you the latest. So I said,

let's start at three. That gives us an hour and a half. At three o'clock. He said, oh, brody, I got Ronnie coming up. He's downstairs in the lobby. I got to talk to my don't be rude. Can we do three thirty? I said, I find scary, no problem. If I didn't know you had to leave and you had a hard I told you that numerous times. Don't play that game, don't play the whatever whatever. And then I and then at three thirty, you're like, oh, Ronnie,

see hey. Ron said, adybody right, And there was three forty five three almost three fifty by the time we started. Because I had talked to Ronnie, you had a schmooze. You gotta just make sure everything was taken care of that he was okay. UM talked to him about different things. We finally had the podcast going. I told you during one of the very brief commercial breaks, I gotta go

in ten minutes. I texted you, gotta leave fifteen minutes. Again, you played two commercial breaks back to back for the slices. They don't deserve this because you had to butt them up against each other, like we didn't take we didn't take it. That's what happened. Listen back, you'll hear it. So I said, I gotta leave, and I texted you, I gotta leave. Come on, let's just we're gonna do let's do it. Let's do the bit about whatever you Let's do it. Rant just scary. I'm leaving. I have

to leave. So I left you guys heard it. Now. I was leading the podcast, and I'm looking and by the way, I'm looking at the counter, I'm like, oh my god, we've been on for like dirty seven minutes. So it's just seven minutes. It was already seven minutes. And look at the mark No, it wasn't something slices. Look at the marker where where we start playing the outro music. It was somewhere around thirty seven minutes, forty minutes whatever it was. Yes, it was. So I'm just okay,

so again at but you didn't start on top. But so I'm sitting there and and by the way, the music is fading and and just and you had already cut your mic, and all of a sudden, baldfry Grannie walks through my front door, and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna just put him on here because rocket Ship I already established he was in the apartment. He was not. No, he had gone downstairs, he had left, and he came back. He was he didn't want to be a part of

the podcast. Okay, So rather than saying I've got some extra time, you made it a bit too funk with me. So then yeah, I mean, well then I called Greg Tea up the Jersey Kid because you know, let's talk about the Ronnie pot first. Ronnie sounded completely disinterested in being on the podcast he was. He wanted no part of it. He didn't want any part of your last podcast, which is why quit. And you're egging him on tell

them how I'm pissed about that. You guys being the Brooklyn Boys, which I'm not do get you do get a little you don't get a little set like we are the Brooklyn We are the Brooklyn Boys, not your other people. You do know I I made a joke twice. I made a joke twice and many as many a serious thing with said in chest. I get that, but but I'm not mad about it, all right, And you're like, oh, Brody's pissed. And then he's like, well consider the source. So now he's taking pot shots at me, which no,

no hold on. But it wasn't like ha ha, it was like consider the source. It was sort of like serious. So you're like, fucking Brody, quite, you guys are doing this thing. Ronnie's like, hey man, I don't wanta be doing this. You're like putting this you know you are when Ronnie, and I love Ronnie. So you were like the reporter on the street running up to the celebrity on TMZ who doesn't want to talk, or like when the reporters go to the UH go to Congress and as they walk them by, they go it was the

Johnson What do you think about that? And they're like, all right, walk away, all right, well you you put the mike in Ronnie's face and I was like yeah. Then you're like, oh, I have a great idea. Let's get that. That's get the old show back together, right of the three of you. And now again, why did that show end? Because you were like the Beatles. You couldn't you couldn't keep it together and you broke up. And that's it. Ronnie quit the show because he was

tired of it. He didn't want to do it anymore. Rather than so what do you do? Let's put the show back together that you didn't want to be part of anymore. So the minute you called Greg, what did he do? He got the funk away from the microphone before Gregg haven't picked up the phone because because I gotta tell you, because because because as soon as the Jersey Kid comes on, everybody else runs, I don't. I I was a roommate with the guy. For fucking I was already on the Parkway, and had I known, I

would have been whooping it up in my car. So you put him on the phone. No, no, you said t I got Ronnie here. He's like Ronnie crickets Ronnie was Ronnie was not interested. Right, this is not behind the scenes. This is on the scene. So you're twenty minutes of bonus revenge and it didn't sound so great. So I'd like to apologize because you first apologize for running out after thirty five minutes. That's what the police would never have happened. Rony hadn't left the podcast, this

would never Let's let's let's apologize incorrect order. Scary apologize for not starting the podcast at three o'clock. I'll take that as an apology. I will apologize for having a schedule that's Scary was very clear about and when I told him, he goes, oh, come on, man, you can you can be late. No, you can't be late for someone. You're picking somebody up at a place that's closed. Tell him to uber. I'm gonna tell my kid to spend fifty dollars minimum to come home so that I can

do a extra ten minutes of a podcast. All that free dessert you've gotten in life, this is just throw it right back at her right now. If you had said, Brodie, I'll pay for her uber, it still wouldn't work that way. I'm not putting my kid in a call with a stranger. I would I'm not sure if you know this. This is pen Demma going on, right, So I'm extra cautious with my family, which is just my preference, and so

I'm not putting her in an uber all right. I picked her up her in my car, so I chose my kid, which is why I said, let's do the podcast at three. It's over whatever. Who cares? Water under the bridge? Water under the bridge? Can I tell you about a Scamboni? Oh Scamboni Scamboni? What happened? Okay? So we've all heard of Harry Shaved Club of course, often a sponsor on the olmstr End Morning Show, and a fine company. The blades are excellent, although I do have

a bone to pick with them. I believe they're the ones that in the commercial they say they bought a German blade factory. All right, I know that that sounds really good. I think May may have talked about this a hundred episodes ago. I would like you to buy an American blade company. Don't brag to me about buying a German blade company. That doesn't impress me. I would like you to build an American blade company or buy one. Why are there the Germans buying making better razor blades.

They're using it as a special feature. They're using it as a for some reason, as a bragging point at some point. Right, So I don't know why that was a tangent. All right, So I bought something. I don't know if it's one of those monthly boxes you get, you know, whatever it was, it came with something my head. Came with a coupon, and then the coupon it said redeem this for your free gift at Harry's dot com slash redeemed gift or something like that. But there was

no code on it. Now, there's no code. It's a scamboni. But I figured, let me go say now they it said free blade, free handle, and free like three refill blades. Retail value thirteen dollars. Now, a lot of blade companies will give you the blade and the handle for free, like if you buy um. Sometimes if you buy shaving cream, they'll give you the razor and the handle. Yeah, why because there's the blades, Like the drug dealer, you gotta buy the blades. You gotta buy the blades, and then

you just pus you on it. You're like, oh, I kind of like the Fusion five. It's like buying the coffee machine, but then you gotta buy the pods. No, they give you the coffee machine. It's like when they give you you buy a cheaper coffee machetes. Oh, that's a bargain. It's a good price, and then you gotta you gotta supply it with the coffee. Which when people bought printers, you'd buy this super printer for like eighty bucks. Holy sh it, why are they selling a super scanner

printer for eight bucks? Because the ink is two exactly right, it's the it's the crack. They give you the pipe and then you're like, oh, I gotta fill the pipe up with the crack myself. How much is the crack? What? Yeah? To like that with a lot of products, Yeah, but printers was the first one I remember where they there's printers, they still do that. Yeah, so I go on eBay and buy the knockoff inc. You know why because black ink looks like black ink. Oh, sometimes it's lighter. It's great.

I don't you know what I print ship. I print shipping labels. I don't care how bad the ink is. I'm not printing photos, not print artwork. Oh, I gotta have the exact shade of magenta, otherwise it's gonna look weird. I give it. I print black and white shipping labels, and my kids print homework. Anyway. Um, I've been trying there. So I go to the website. Right says claim your free gift click here. Ah. All I gotta do is they probably want my email address. Scary. I get my

email address for the thirteen dollar value. No problem. It was a click click it, and it says save five or more on refills, free shipping. In order to get the free gift. You have a choice. You can buy eight Harry's blades for fifteen dollars. You can buy eight blades and a gel for twenty one dollar, or the family plan sixteen blades and two foaming shaved gels. That's assuming that my family is all men, not that women don't shave, thankfully some of them you know they do,

but they're not gonna use my stuff. But they're give me the family plan. I can spend thirty five dollars for my free plastic handle and three blades. And they also enroll you automatically into the Razor of the Month club, where you have to actually stop it manually and find some back end of a website to make it stop charging your credit card sold. Free ship for us is one thing, but sometimes free ship scary is a scamboni

and it's just shit, right. And if I if they had given me a code, like if it's said on their redeem your code for a free gift, then you know you're probably gonna get the free gift because you're putting in a code they register you and and it's only one per customer. But now since I went to the website, every time I'm online, now the ad at the top of the page is get your free gift at Harry's dot com. And I already know it's not. So are you trying to get me to go to

a second time? What you pop up ads? I'm not doing it, so be careful of the uh not really free ship for us free ship, So uh f you, Harry's, unless you end up sponsoring our podcast, in which case I will say, it's still a pretty good product. Your blades aren't American, right, but we'll gladly take the Dollar Shave Club. That's a quality product. Dollar Shave Club is a reasonably priced razor, right, and it's it does a really good job. We got those free at work. Those

are excellent. Harry's excellent also, But I would like an American blade, That's all I'm saying. Umm. I was gonna say a Target they tried to scamboni me today and I didn't. I didn't allow it. So I go to get my bottles of die Pepsi in this soda isle and I see normally they go on sale. They're like three nine, the three piece, but there's a giant sign that says circle offer, get it in the app Pepsi

beverages off, big numbers, big off. It says get this offer within the shop screen in the Target app or at Target dot com slash circle. So of course I open the app, and I assure you there is nothing obviously called shop screen. There is click here to shop, but that's not a shop screen. So right away there's a problem finding a coupon. Then I go through all the coupons. I go in the coupon section. They told me just get this offer. It's right there. No it's not.

It's not on sale. So what do I do? Scary, I take a high resolution picture of the sign and I get my four six packs of diet Coke. They do my shopping. I go up to customer service, and customer services there girl behind the counter and there's a female manager standing on my side of the counter and I'm NeXT's can I help you? I said, yeah, I'm trying to buy the PEPSI but it says I should open the app and there's a coupon and I showed her that. I show her the photograph and she says, well,

it's in the app. I said, no, no, it's not. And I opened the app and I have everything on my phone ready opened. I show her the app and I hold my phone up and she comes over to me and she's three inches from my phone staring at the screen. And I noticed again this is me. Her nose isn't covered and she's sort of like she was like, so I stepped back a few inches and she steps closer to read my phone. I stepped back a couple

of inches. She's still giving me the the rnoceros. So I said, excuse me, she just just she just excuse me. I'm trying to read your phone. You keep moving back, I said, because your nose isn't covered. And I literally saw something fly onto my phone. So she's, oh, I'm so sorry. She was nice about it. She covers the nose. Okay, she says, oh, um, let me see the picture again. I showed the thirty percent off. She's I don't know why. There's uh, there's no uh, there's no coupon in the app.

Maybe it's expired. I'll go back to the aisle and check. Now the aisle is in the forest corner diagonal trip. So I said, I have the picture of the sign right here. I said, but whether or not it's expired, your sign is up. But look I zoom in with my high res Android phone and I see it says dates. And I didn't see this at the time. It says dates valid one. Now today is the eleven. So for almost two weeks that sign has been took it down.

Nobody took it down. So I've been there three times since it's expired and so, but I've never I didn't need soda before. So she says, oh, it expired. I said, yeah, you don't need to go all away in the back. The reason I took a picture is so that they have proof. She says, oh, well it's expired. I said, yeah, but you're gonna honor it, right, What do you mean, well, your sign is up. I picked out four six packs specifically because they're on sale. If not, I don't want

it at full price. Oh yeah, all right, that's fine, and she walks away. I go, wholla, you gotta tell the cashier. We'll just tell him. I said, So that's not gonna work. You gotta go tell her. Otherwise. I go there every day and go yeah. The manager said I could have this half off, the couch, Yeah, the couch, the TV set half off, half off, So I got, I got all of it. My point was it's a half a scamboni, because she tried to find the nut roll with me. Oh it's probably expired. You know what,

have your people take it fucking down? How long does it take to take a sign down, get a ladder? Go up there? Sucking stip the wire. I've I've managed retail stores and restaurants. You get an alert from your company that says, okay, Sunday night, take down all these signs. Put these signs up. Yes, they didn't do it, but the fact that she wasn't gonna give it to me till I asked. My point of the story is, slices is, don't take ship. If the sign is up. They got

to honor it. Now, if you took the sign up, okay. But if the sign does say okay, now, Devil's advocate. If it the sign says thirty one and you're standing there on eleven eleven, what grounds do you really have? That's an uphill battle. Well, I'll tell you. I'll tell you why. You know why they do have to They do have to honor it. But I'm gonna don't. It says it, I'm a sign. That's why there's that's why there's a limited time only that that's the the fine print.

Hold on, I'll tell you why they honored it. Number one, it's really fine print. Legitimately, I had to zoom in with the hi res photos to see it. Now, if if you have better vision than me, what you probably do for small FOXXU. My eyes are going maybe you could see it. It's really small, Okay. The fact that it's really small and the sign is massive and the thirty percent is massive. And I bought the soda. I was fine putting it back. She don't want me to

put it back. She wanted me to make the purchase because ultimately she's gonna make four instead of not making anything. Right, So that's how it works. They paid a dollar for the soda, they're getting me to buy it for two eight. They're still making a profit. I don't know, man. If I'm a fan of free dessert just as much as the next guy, but that that if I was the manager of that store, I'd be like, I'll tell yourself, man,

put the soda back. If I was in the aisle and then the second the sale is over, this story is closed. No. No. If I was in the aisle and I asked an employed to come over and they said, oh, this is expired, then I go, oh, no problem. It's the fact that I took it and brought it to the register and I was willing to not buy it. She's like, I said, you're gonna honor it. Yeah, alright, Like she honored it because I well, all right, she's a snorter, is what she is, because she was all

right right and rody. However, however, speaking a supermarket says we were before the commercial break. You've been a stopping shop. Yeah, big grocery chain. Mm hmmm. I usually shop at Shop right, alright, alr t shop right, But I went to stop and shop to shop for my mom where she lives. She's like, got to stop and shop for me, It's all right, So I went. Their prices on SODA's very high. But they have store brand, store brand. What what you ask? Store brand diet grape soda? Do they really? And I

heard angels singing, congratulations I have. I haven't been to stop in shop in twenty years. Well, guess what they found a new fan in David Brody because he found his goddamn diet grape. I didn't ask for it to be on sale. I didn't care. I paid. You know, it was store brand, which should have been dirt cheap. I still think I paid a dollar fifty. Good for you, you found it. It's in my house. It's good you found you diet grape. It's still out as good as

grape Pico. Alright, Brody, but it's not coming. It's in Alabama. Go go to drive to Alabama Waister gas and tolls. Listen, Lacy, Lacy every year sent me a case. So are my six months away? Lacey? I love you for at night? One can every night for eight nights? Did they come in eight packs? I heard a commercial. You know, I've been trying to get the audio to this and catch it, but it's always on five o'clock in the morning when I'm getting dressed and I'm listening to the news on

the AM station. Yes, I listened to a M news before I go to work because I yeah, that's what I do. You know. It's alright, alright, so it's for bad, it's for bath Fitters, and it's just some generic voice woman who's telling you about bath Fitters. And then she says, why don't you call my friends at bath Fitters right now? Now, I'm like sitting like what, Oh, I'm sorry, do you really have now? Listen? I will say this. Okay, let me step back, let me step back, let me step back,

hold on. But here's why what she did is wrong and what I do is okay, Because I know where you're going with this oftentimes like car dealership, card dealership, car dealerships, for instance, if I go to rake a tin alexis a freehold to get my car, which I did. My friends, I'm gonna let your slide on a jingle scary this one time. You better go ahead, okay, because I'm proving a point. If I go there, you could

have just said a car dealer. But if I go there, okay, and I and I meet Joel, which I have, and Joel sells me the car, and Joel gives me his cell and we've become tight. I know you know Joel. So when I say I've been with I've been with you when you've been on the phone. Right, So when I say call my friends at and I'm not gonna say it again because I don't want to hit the

jingle twice in one podcast. So I've gone five podcasts and without the jingle, yes, but you've also gone some podcast where I've hit the jingle like three or fourth time. All right, So right, So my point is if I go if I go there, I can honestly say in the commercial, all my friends, these guys are great, my former boys. That's what I'm saying, but not only that, not only is she not hanging out with these people, she's reading it off a copy. She's not even any

of the voices of the newscasters on that station. She's a generic. She's a generic shipped in voice that probably plays on ten radio stations. Yeah, and it's like she's not even like it's not even like, oh, is there

a national company? Yeah, it's not even like, uh, you know, Rob Jabroni is doing the news and on the news station, and Rob Jabroni is doing the commercial and saying, Hey, call my friends at bath Feathers, because that would at least be somewhat somewhat like believable, right, because it's like robbed Rob. Hey, listen, this guy, I hear him every day called my friends. But first of all, who the funk are you? You're not on this radio station. You're

a random voice. Then you're telling me to call your friends, who we know are not your friends, right, go fund yourself? Right? Or when you hear like tell them Mike said you you go there, and like, who's Mike? That's got to be so deflating to Mike. Speaking of voices on commercials, I'm gonna see if you can hear this. I'm gonna call this number. See if you hear anything different about this. If this is the right number, hold on, I've never

heard this before on a major company. If it's calling you know, you really should get some equipment where you could pipe the phone call through the board. Well, I don't have thirty four million dollars. Hold on, let's see if it's calling on. I'm in my basements. I don't know. If it's gonna call, it should call. Probably not. You got five G on that bad boy? No, and then I got five G here. That's great. But it's an iPhone, so you have that going for you, all right, that's

not it's not working in my basement here. Hold on, I had a weird thing when I called you today. What was up with that? I don't know. The call wasn't in service, I don't know. So here we are. What's the date? While you're calling? Are you still calling? You still trying to do Let's try one more time

to call one more time. We're recording this on November eleven, So, um, Brody, I'm gonna ask you here on this podcast to marry you if you would like to be a part of this Okay, I'm gonna dinner with seven of your friends and a DJ with no shirt, very close prody, six friends. So on, um, on Friday, I'm gonna just gonna ask you right here, straight up on Friday night, Um, November twenty,

Thanksgiving Friday, is it? No? No, it's the Friday before Thanksgiving. Um. I was decided, I'm gonna go with a bunch of with not a bunch with six people, six friends total, me and five people to have friends giving at Calandra's in Caldwell, New Jersey. Remember Calandra's the place where played and all that, right, which is not far from you know,

it's it's just your neck of the way minutes. So they're having they're having a DJ hold on, they're having tables of like I don't even know if it's like six to eight people max. Whatever the New Jersey state allows. It's at six o'clock in the evening. It's from six to I think the law says you gotta be out of there by ten o'clock, which is fine. It's ten ten ten. So um, they're having friends giving. Um. And in fact, they told me if slices want to book tables,

have at it. Friends Giving. They're doing a tag, Brody, how you missed this? The best of both worlds Thanksgiving dinner with an Italian twist. So they're doing that for everybody. Get my legs broken. So so I'm gonna invite you. Now here's the thing. It's in an outdoor turkey pomijan where it's in an outdoor heat in tent with a Do I have my own bubble? The boy in the bubble? You don't have to dress in a costume, you don't

have to be the boy in the bubble? But can I be in a boy like a Covid has mets. I'm gonna be there. Would you like? That's what I'm asking? Would you like to join me? Come on, Brody? Well, anyway, everyone get tested that morning, Brody, it's outdoors at Calandra's and called well you know that the Italian village one with a huge one by the Okay, but here's everybody, what restaurant? What time was? Because I'm inviting the slices. I'm saying, go to open table and call them to

make reservations. They can get a table. Hold on. Oh my gods, Okay, here we go, please in it now? Oh no, it's different. I wonder if it's different every time I call hold on. There's a real I want to call back. There's a reason I wanted you to hear this. Okay, you're just you're skirting the issue, but to continue in English? One, please in it now. When I called this afternoon, I've never heard this before. It was a Southern accent. Okay, So I was like, did

they think you were calling from somewhere else? No, it was like I never heard uh, such a thick accent on a major company's voicemail system. It was like, if y'all have a company you want to add on your numb Branda right now, I'm doing it. That sounds probably more like Texas. With the accent that I heard was it sounded more like George, Alabama. I don't know why they would do that anyway, I have a problem with it. I just wanted I just sounded I heard that, never

heard it. I never heard that in my life. Like, imagine if they put someone on like from Brooklyn. Yeah, you gotta account. You got a problem with If they know where your area code is, maybe they'll trying to tailor to you. Okay, well then it should have been it should have been something wrong with you call it push one, push one for English. I know you probably don't want to have to push one for English because you're from New York. Push it anyway, asshole. That's what

it should have been. But it was no that it was weird to me. Well anyway, you know. But okay, you're you're, you're, you're avoiding the question. It's an out. We're gonna heat attend. I have to check my life, and they're they're celebrating friends giving and we're encouraging Slices. If you want to hang out, get a table now I can. The social distancing rules are in effect. This is not a club. This isn't people mingling. How about you guys all go, I'll drive by and I'll second

wave at you. These are these are individual tables for dinner. And if you say these are did you say these are individual tables? These are trying to slip in there anyway, Slices, You're more than welcome, but you gotta make a table table and listen, you're putting me in an all composition. First of all, I love the slices and I'd like to meet all of them someday. But if I'm not comfortable at a table with you and friends, I don't know, well,

who is it gonna be gory? It's gonna be me, It's gonna be Amanda and Vinny from the radio station, and you and and I get to invite two more people to my table, but does have to be within our group of friends because of COVID times. But what what Calandras are saying is why not just tell everybody to go? Everybody book tables? No, but people book their own individual dinner. This is a dinner party, This is friends You know what friends giving is, right? Your daughter

celebrates your oldest daughter. No, No, people don't celebrate friends giving. It's a thing. You know that. It's a millennial absolutely know what it is. My point, My point is, so I have to spend the whole night telling people that I really want to meet because they listen to the podcast. Yeah, I'm not comfortable taking a picture, Like, I don't want to be in a position I don't want to I don't want to say no to anybody. Well, so I don't want to be in a position to say no

to anybody. Okay, Well, when when the world is normal and we have vaccines, and everybody's I want the slices to come out to one of our broadcasts, bar hang out pictures, selfies. Until then, if you want to meet half of the Brooklyn boys, I'll be there and book a table, go to Calandras. What do you want me to say? I want you to say how much you're getting for this? Well? Well, right now, right now, just dinner right now? That that really all it is, giving

you dinner. Yeah, they're doing it. Well, they're gonna well, they wanted to do a friends giving and they they said, invite, come down and invite. I may be doing some stuff with them for the jingle Ball watching party in December down the road, but not right now. Scary hit the jingle, cut it off in the middle. Hit the jingle jingle. They have to jingle, have to jingle jingle, they have the jingle. Okay, I try to play the whole thing. You not. You didn't play the not cool part. You

play two thirds. Why why are you giving that to me? Because you'll lay in the groundwork for a client mention. You lay at it more importantly, you should have opened with that. You should say brody free dinner. Yeah, but that means nothing to you, because with you it has to I'm telling you free dinner outdoors in a heated tent so you won't be cold. It's outdoors, and we're gonna be done by ten because Governor Murphy says it

has to be that way. But there will be a dj we We are going to be doing some prizes and giveaways. I believe there's gonna be some There's gonna be some activity, but they will not be congregation of people. I'm a hundred percent sure there will be at will be microscopic activity. This molecular activity is going to be Italian food, Italian Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving with Italian food. All right. I invited you. I tried slices. I tried to get him out to come out with us, but I'm not happening.

All right. Maybe maybe in an in another year, maybe one we can do this, but I will be there. So see come on down. November twentye Friday night, I see you. I got a tweet today I want to share with you. Well, I am the worst some friend.

So this person tweeted at David Brody and at the other David Brodie, the one from the Christian Broadcasting Network that was always confused with me because people tweet at David Brodie thinking I'm him, and I told you he's a very polarizing figure, right, And so apparently he was on television and he must have said something. Again I'm not giving my opinion anything, but he must have been on television claim that was voter fraud in the presidential election.

So this guy writes you stupid cook at David Brody, You stupid cock. You had the jag off from the Washington Post. Tell you there was no fraud, no vote of fraud. I'm turning you off, dumb ass. I got called the jag off, stupid kg dash off, stupid cook. A cook is a guy who likes to watch his wife, kids banged, wife get banged. Cuck hold yeahs. So I wrote the guy. I'm like, listen, bro I'm not the David Brody you want. He's like, I'm so sorry, but it was so violent. Wow. So again sharing a name

with another famous person. I wish I had that problem, But no one would ever have the balls to say their name was scary right or scary Jones. That doesn't it doesn't even anything. Um, did you see my go ahead? I was gonna ask you. So my post on Instagram today, it's a Black Friday deal that popped up on my need Oh is it one for the Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel, dot com merch store. You mean that's Brooklyn Boys,

that big hotel, dot com merch store. No, it wasn't for that, It was for a Black Friday Stoughts now add free j Lab Audio, Bluetooth wireless earbuds, Bluetooth wireless earbuds. They clearly are earphones with wires. What what do you mean Bluetooth wireless is Bluetooth wire Bluetooth wireless earbuds and they have wires? Well, so that's a lie. It up. Almost everybody got the joke. A couple of people were like, whoa is the problem with the picture of the fact

that oh the picture. So one person tweeted me, like to call him a joke slayer, but they tweeted me, well, technically they don't attach to the phone, so they are technically Bluetooth. I go, well, they're Bluetooth, but they're not wireless. They have wires hanging down from the ears. They're Bluetooth, they're not wireless. Well, so I so I direct message the company and I said, hey, man, hey guys, you gotta picture up with um wired headphones. It's not they're

not wireless. And so they wrote me back letting me know that. Here's what they wrote to me. While I appreciate the explanation over here, they w okay for stand alone whereas thank you for messaging us. We try to be as responsible as possible. Um, and they wrote back, uh for standalone earbuds. Manufacturers used the term true wireless

for ones like pictured above right. True wireless, Okay, they do not have a wire that attaches to your device, So I said, then they need so I sent him a picture of totally wireless on Amazon dot Com, and I said, here's what wireless looks like. There's no wires. They go in your ear. There's not like an I like what they call it the AirPods. AirPods, there's no

wire they're wireless. But if you put a wire from one year to the other and has to hang down my back or my chin, no, there's there's wires there, you're not wireless. So fuck you big time. There. Um. I got an email from David Cope that needs uh some help. Okay, it's just one email. You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. Uh. So, recently, my wife and I went on a trip to Niagara Falls and we used booking dot Com to book a hotel.

We booked a room and Seneca Casino. When I arrived, I went through security and long story short, got turned away due to COVID nineteen and the fact that I'm from out of state. They told me to contact Booking dot com to get a refund. So I called them, uh and they told me it would be taken care of. A week later, still having got my money back, were they were they in the Niagara Falls, New York or in Canada? Which side out of state? I guess New York book of room and Seneca Casino. I don't know

if that's the it. Maybe the candidate New York Sea. Well, A week later, still haven't gotten my money back. Called again. This time the woman proceeds to tell me that it was nonrefundable the booking and that I was basically shipped out of luck, to which I said, so, what you're telling me is I'm getting screwed over because of COVID. The hotel would not allow me to stay there, and that's not my fault and you can't do anything about it, and she said that is correct. She also advised me

not to contact the hotel for the refund. I don't know what to do here, and I was wondering what you would have to say about it. Well, first of all, First of all, Seneca is a hamlet in New York State, so you don't have to tweet us. We got I looked it up. Second of all, they don't have a right to tell you who to call and who not to call. You want to call the hotel, you call the hotel. The problem is that I've done this before. They they all the money and the booking when to

this third party site bookings. That's great. So here's what you can do. If it's not a chain hotel, at the very least, you should have them guarantee a room when the pandemic is over, because they already got their money, right, they owe you a rule? Or did they? I don't know how it works, because if you're show well, yeah, that's right, because they got the money and they don't have to spend any money on housekeeping or any kind

of supplies or toiletries. They got the money. Now they probably got eight percent of the money because the booking dot Com gets a kick back, but they owe you a fucking room. So you can you can call the hotel. And who is this bitch on the phone that tells you not to call the hotel? Yeah, you tell the bitch. I said you called the hotel, So yeah, I changed my tune on that one. You call the hotel. That's that's first of all, at your base your base request

is a credit. That's your base request. But then also if they have some kind of hook up with the casino, because you know they do, they should probably throw you like a buffet at the at the hotel, at the casino. Maybe get your like twenty bucks and chips at the casino. There's plenty they can do if they are a casino hotel, in other words, if their hotel, that makes their business because it's a casino area. Room there, they got some, they got some, they got some left. They got a

little little taste of something there for you. So you can promise them you'll be back, You'll leave him a nice review on booking, YadA YadA, But you would like them to take care of you. Also, I wouldn't give up with booking if Booking doesn't have a clear warning message that says we are not responsible if you can't go there because of COVID, or that the every website now has COVID nineteen updated rules. If you booked before the rules were put into effect, not your fault if

you put it in. If you booked it after the COVID rules and there was no message on their site like, oh, you know what, nonrefundable because of COVID, then they owe you the they owe you something. He got a shitty customer service rep. I would just keep calling back until you're gonna come across somebody that's gonna feel some Yeah, someone's gonna that. Of course you're gonna get some mercy there. So you do you call them, You do the nice guy routine. The first time you called me and say,

oh hi, sorry to bother you. I'm in this awkward position my wife and kids. It's our first vacation in five years. We booked it through you, guys, because all our friends use you guys, and paint the great things, the whole thing, schmooze them, putting butter on the potato at this point, right and you look, I really want to use you guys again, but I had this problem. The hotel said it shouldn't be a problem. You guys

should be able to take care of me. I was just wondering if you could just credit my account, you know, just help me out so I can go when it just really just I know you guys can do it. I love you guys. I always hear your commercials. I love that commercial with the kid in the bus. Do you how first research they're advertising campaign? Well, yeah, and my friend's book they went to California. Just don't mention William that's price, right, So you give him the whole

thing and you might get someone who's really nice. And it was like, you know what, I've been yelled at all day. Here is this person who's being nice. I don't want to lose a customer, sir. We're gonna take care of that for you. You know. Hey, you know, had I known if there was a warning, so I didn't see any warning on the website. So you always you always try and reel them in with honey, right,

but was sorry, sorry, there's nothing we can do. Listen, bitch, I want to speak to a manager that you put on your bogo. You're fucking ass right now, I put on your blonde Karen Wig and then ask for the general manager. Yeah, I'm gonna kayak. Your motherfucking asked right now, get me right, No, I'm supervisor supervised. But hey, hey, you know what, is there someone else that might have the authority to do that? Because you speak to someone

you know you maybe you're not gonna give them. You give them the really really real Then when the supervisor says no, you can't help, you go, oh, listen, hey, thanks so much. So they don't they don't know, take your account. You wait five minutes, you call back. Now you're pissed. Right now, you have one of two things. This is fucking bullshit. When you get to the supervisor. Or I was on the phone with a supervisor. He said,

it shouldn't be a problem. I got disconnected. You can go that road to Yeah, absolutely was he He sounded like it sounded like, I don't know. He's in his thirties. He said it shouldn't be a problem. So if he could say it's not a problem, either get me him back on the phone, or you know, because there's no record of it, you know, help me out here. I got a family of four I drove up to two kids screaming in the back seat. You gotta help me out here, like it was. It was terrible. We fought

all the way home. I got blamed for it. I'm out money. We saved six months to go. Somebody's gonna be sympathetic to you. So yeah, you've got different routes. Yeah, go with that, all right, Cope, David Coope, thank you so much for being a slice. Um. By the way, thank you for everybody leaving those five star reviews on Apple podcasts of recent uh note, because I've seen a few new ones come in. We appreciate that. Please tell your friends about us. Subscribe to the podcast. Don't listen

to what Prody says. Hit the subscribe button wherever this is to say that subscribe. Hit to subscribe. By the way, every body, please hit the subscribe button right now. If you don't subscribe, to subscribe, and then Scary will also send out social media because sometimes it doesn't send you over mind sometimes it does not, and I will yes and and and finally, um, if you can go to the merch store. I know we joked about it earlier. There are some cool new prints in there. We got hoodies.

We got a new Brooklyn Bridge logo that I think you'll like, or the property of thing. And then we have a scary Brodie Brodie scary pattern, we got tanks, we got all of it. And by the way, scary you are right. I gotta be honest, I said, people might not want to buy hoodies. The hoodies are selling faster than the t shirts. Yeah, I owe you an apology.

So and you didn't think, you didn't think right now because we had this argument in the background, without an argument, we were just debating because hoodies are a little more expensive. And so, uh, I'm told by several people that is a steel that is steal that that hoodies are. I know. Scotty B. Coupon, King of the Big Show, was like, dude, you really are getting away with selling hoodies and they're the regular, good quality hoodies. Uh he I said, yeah,

he goes, Dude, that's a that's an awesome deal. I might even buy one, because truth be told, hoodies usually run no less than all right, so when these excuse me, when he's run out, the next batch maybe a few dollars more. Because we were in the day, we paid almost that much for the shirt, which is why we didn't want to give away free beest everybody. I do want to give a shout out to Mason. I don't want to give about his name, but Mason Big Slice,

Mason Dixon, h no, the other Mason. That's where, oh nice, by the way below the Mason Dixons where that woman was from who had the message on the credit card company's voicemail system. Mason bought a Brooklyn Boys blue hoodie and a mask um and made it a point to tell me because he told me two weeks ago that money was a little tight, and so he deemed me this week and said, I picked up some extra hours at work to get a little extra money. And he bought the sweatshirt and the mask. Uh, and he was

very excited. He showed me a picture of the box that came in and uh, he did an unpacking, showed the products unpacked, and so I wanted to give a shout out to Mason. Uh, thank you. Uh. Money doesn't come easy to everyone, especially these days, and we appreciate we do appreciate all that, and and and by the way, everyone else's purchases and I'll tell you what on the

next from here on out. Anybody who makes a purchase from the Brooklyn Boys all on store and Brodie's gonna hate me for this from between now what is this Wednesday night and next week's podcast, I'm gonna shout you out. I'm gonna shout you out on the podcast. We're gonna do shoutouts for thus just this time period. So if you're hearing this and you make a purchase, I'm gonna you're gonna get your first and last name out there. You want the town, whatever, you don't whatever were the dates?

What are the dates though? Because if someone listens to this in six months November, any anyone who makes a purchase between November and November. No, no, no, it's two weeks from now November, Okay, you will get a personal shout out by us. And Scary is having the COVID Festival in the twentieth A. Right, you gonna go? H what's up? I wanted to know how would you interpret

this sign? This sign was up at Walgreens. I went into Walgreens to pick something up at the prescription counter and the sign said select narcotics in time delay safe. What select narcotics in time dash delay safe? When I first read it, it means he means certain narcotics are available, like select narcotics or right. It sounded to him. It looked to me like they were saying, we've got a time to lay safe, come and select some right, select

narcotics in time to lay safe. But it could also mean, which I think is what it does, mean, they've put some narcotics in a time to lay safe. So don't like, don't mug us to get your fix of drugs. Don't expect us to give you oxyconton. It's locked up in a time that's and we can't open it. Okay, But it looked like select some narcotics, would you like, or certain narcotics are available in this time delay select them.

I love that. I thought that was one that could go either way, and I didn't want to also mention shady jew Mobster sent me a screenshot. He got an alert on his phone. It said, first projection of the night. This is the presidential election. Yep, Indiana projected to win Indiana. Yeah, who the hell wrote that that the graphics person needs to be fired? Wins in New York. I think they were doing shots of right, so I said, Indiana winning

Indiana is like scary ssing his own day. Speaking of which, are you gonna go play with your Mason Dixon line right now? The your head? Wait a minute's over do the free ship stories? Sucking ninety minutes, my friend? All right, we'll go on like last week. Brock boys is me? I'm not Lonnie any friends boys, Brock