#149: I WANT MY TEN DOLLARS!!!

that you like that basics like that. It's a base in your face. So well, as I pointed out last episode, I no longer have the booming base in my new car. Why not? So well? I told you. I asked for help on the Facebook page for the Dodger Charge your Fan clup page, and I got all kinds of people telling me to spend two thousand dollars on how to suit to fix it up. I thought somebody from would have come to your rescue by now, Well, no, somebody did.

I'll give them credit when I when I finished going back in with with them, they're they're they're an installer and they have some advice for me. So I'm working on that. But I did have another Facebook problem. Uh, last week, right after we recorded, actually was before we recorded. I didn't get to it that I want to talk about today, So we'll get to that. Um you know, are you? First of all, we're recording this on a

dreary Thursday afternoon. It's been raining, and you know, one of our friends pointed out that we haven't had a sunrise where the sun actually rose first thing in the morning since October eighteenth here in the Northeast. I know, I don't leave my house so in the morning, so right, well for for everybody else, we want to see the sun in the morning, and it's just disgusting and depressing.

I feel like we're living in London or Seattle. I guess local equivalent just terrible, you know, but whatever, I guess. This is the remnants of Hurricane Zeta, which is now a tropical storm. So they ran out of hurricanes. Have been so many hurricanes in this season that they went through the entire alphabet of names, and now they're in the Greek alphabet up to Zeta. Amazing. The rain has really affected a problem I was having with I'll call

them a neighbor, they're not really a neighbor. So behind my house is a a religious institution. Right. Um, I have a private backyard, but at the end of my backyard, behind my pool, there used to be a forest. Right, she used to be my forest. Thanks. By the way, you talked about that on it was it on the air of the Fifty Minute Morning Show podcast that you can't help yourself. I can't hear a song lyrics. You start singing if I hear something that sounds like a

song lyric, I just can't. But I've been that way in my whole life. Right. We used to play a game at ZE one hundred, our station here here in the New York. It was a car friend, Cubby, who was now on Light FM in New York. When anyone anyone say a line from his song like, um, oh yeah, I saw that guy, he was breaking the law. He'd go thanks Judas Priest, like he would thank the band and call you that band for saying that line. Right, They wouldn't. We wouldn't thing the song or say the

next lyric. It would just be that and and the game never did come to an end. We just tried to outdo each other the best. You know. The best example of it ending would have been if we confronted the artist. If the artists said the name of their own song that was the challenge right or from their own song, and then the other DJ had to put it away or that we would have to put it a right by saying all right blank. So so, for instance,

I think this happened with Janet Jackson. I think Cobby has claimed to end the game because Janet Jackson was in one day and she goes, oh, I brought these they're all for you, and then goes all right, Janet Jackson to her because it's her right, that was her song all for you. I think you're right on that,

So I think so, I don't know. About fifteen years ago, the religious institution behind my building, behind my house made their parking lot bigger, and the parking lot took away part of the forest in my backyard, my private backyard. So when they were doing that, I said, listen, guys, if you are going to do that, I'm gonna have a parking lot in view of my backyard. That that

decreases my property value. That that's not good. So I went to the municipal court in town and I they were good about it, but I basically forced them fought them on this. No. No, I forced them to build a fence, a wooden fence, h six ft high fence behind my property all the way up the block to the other properties that were affected. Because if they're they got a permit to make their parking lot. If you're here, but this is God's country and those parking spaces for

his disciples. What are you doing? You're trying to you take that away from them? Okay, so this was a long time ago, but everyone on the block thanked me. All right. So it's it's basically a wood colored fence, right. It's not painted, it's not stained, it's wood color. So behind my pool, I have I don't know about six ft. I have a fence around the pool. I have about six ft behind the fence where you can walk and then his um, we're like the deer run by through

my property. They go by the fence and then past my pool fence is this wooden fence. So there's about six ft and in that six ft, I want to say one foot is their property and a few feet are my property. Does that make sense? Yes? Okay, so I get chipped off your feet. Hold on. I get a text message from my neighbor to my uh, facing my house to the left, and he says, did you know anything about the fence? So what are you talking about? He says, well, I'm not home. My wife just texted

me that somebody painted the fence white. What why would anyone paint our side of the fence white. That's got to look awful. He says, Oh, I here, it looks terrible. So we both rush home and I get home and not the fence goes from my house to the and it goes to the left about eight houses, but only the first two houses from right to left where the fence ends or it starts, depending on how if you're an Optimist or not. Behind my house in his house, it's white. And whose fence is that? It belongs to

the religious institution? Okay, but they painted it. Do they have a right to paint it because it's okay, it's their fence. But it's now what I saw, But it belongs to them. They could do whatever the funk they want with their Well they can, but let me finish. So I go. I go behind my pool fence to the common area. And whoever painted it didn't paint all the way to the bottom. They sort of painted from like six inches from the top of the fence to oh,

I don't know, about a foot from the bottom. Like the worst half ast job of painting you've ever seen. Plus, have you ever had a lot of paint on your paint brush and you flick it and like paint flies off the paintbrush. Yes, it looks like whoever was painting, whether it was a roller or paintbrush, flicked it a few times. So now the trees that are behind my

pool have white paint on them. Oh, ship, And in order to paint the fence unless unless you straddled the one ft of of property, you had to have walked on my five feet of property behind my pool, which is technically trespassing. So I call and find out who the contact person is at the institution and I email them and I say, what's going on? What are you?

What are you doing? Like my wife? And I cannot figure out why anyone would paint outside of the fence at badly, and only behind the two houses, not the eight houses I got on the fence. The other side is also painted white. Now, if you want to paint your side white facing your parking lot, that's your business. I get it, but they painted my side I don't understand, and it looks terrible because it's now standing out from my bushes behind my pool like boom they had. So

they had to come on to your property. Yes, so so again, there's six ft between my pool and this wooden fence, but only one of the feet is theirs. So unless they like we're like huddled up against the fence, they had to have, I guess, walked on my five feet, right, even if you stand back a foot and half from the fence. But question, question, though they put up defence, they paid for it, so technically the entire fence is their property because not the five feet off the fence

that's my property, but defense itself. So they could they could, They could get away with painting it because if they huddled up against the fence and didn't take a step back onto my property, right, Okay, So the guy from the Institution UM said, I'm gonna call it God in a box. It's easier. It's a jack in a box. So God, the guy from God God in a Box UM emails me back and he says, I'm sorry, I don't know anything about this. I don't know I don't know what you're talking about. So I saw back, how

do you He says, I'm home right now. I said, you don't know that somebody painted defense? He's what, what? What was it? I said, well, it's Saturday now, and I was out by my pool on Wednesday, so it had to be Thursday or Friday. He said, well, I'll have to investigate this. He gets back to me and he says, well, we rent the parking lot out on Thursdays to the local boy Scouts. They use it for meetings and whatnot. You think maybe it was a boy Scout project. So he says, I know they were doing

clean up. I said, well, okay. He goes, let me investigate. It's okay. So he gets back to me, says, the boy Scouts thought they were doing this a favor and decided to paint the fence white. I said, but why would they paint my side? Yeah? I don't know. I don't know the answer to that. So I said, well, you're gonna have to take the paint off the fence because it's an isore. And my neighbor said the same thing,

like a bad neighbor. Brody is there? Here we go, You're gonna have to I'm telling you, this is gonna become a problem because they're gonna argue against it. No, they didn't know you're so you're negative, Nancy. So they said, no, we'll we'll take care of it. What do you want, I said, Well, they said we can stain over the paint and stain at brown. I said no, because it's gonna look like white paint with stain. It's gonna look terrible. I just wanted to look like it used to look.

They said, all right, well, yeah, we'll do that. Well, we'll hire somebody, we'll pay for it. I have to figure out the budget and we'll get someone to remove the paint, and if it doesn't come off, we'll we'll put some options on the table for you, whatever you like. Being very accommodating, it's very nice to them. My neighbor says, that's fine. So what's today, Thursday? We were recording on Thursday. So on Friday of last week they start the process

of removing the paint on my neighbor's property. They don't have a pool, so behind their house it's like boom fence. My pool and the bushes sort of block the fence. It's not as bood it. So they do the fence half a third on Friday of my neighbor, a third on Saturday of my of my neighbor, and then they don't ever get past that. So Monday they finish up my my neighbor's fence almost now they still haven't touched

my fence. Then it rains. It hasn't stopped raining since, Like, you're you're not gonna get this fence until next week at least. All right, I know, but I'm saying that the we're having we're having a house full of guests. I'm sorry, let me rephrase that phrase that we're having a handful of kids over for Halloween for a spaced out chairs are separated ten ft apart on my in my backyard. And I borrowed a movie projector right to

show a movie on the project like a screen. It just basically it shows off your laptop like it'll it'll whatever is on your laptop, you plug in and projects onto the screen. So it's a socially distanced party. We're very safe. But I have to have these people now in my backyard with this horrendous looking fence. I know it's not a big deal. The rain. No, but the rain and there's trees with white paint on them, Like, the rain is just ruining my week Why don't you

make it part of your decor for Halloween? Why don't you dress it up a little bit for the weekend. Well, that's what we were thinking. We were thinking of making it like a like a graveyard fence. Yeah, and put like a stone barkings on it. Yes, So that's I want to get back to the fact that the boy Scouts don't think we're doing you a favor. How cool is that? Well, hold on, I love the boy Scouts, uh, not in the wrong way, But I don't know what they were thinking painting the back of a fence, Like,

why would you ever paint back of the fence. They do things. They do things, boy Scout, I don't know, tie and not don't paint the back of my fence. You know they two sticks together. If you're not talking about well Scouts, they obviously have cost God in a box a lot of money. So sometimes your something, Listen. My point was, sometimes your neighbor is a prick, and sometimes your neighbor does the right thing. So in this case, shout out to God. In a box near me. Yeah,

they did the right thing. Yeah, I honestly thought this was headed for a court battle. No, No, that was that was the worst luck, bro. That was the thing I thought the guy would remember. I was hoping it wasn't the same guy, because if it was the same guy who remembered that I took him in the court fifteen years ago with twelve year whatever it was, they'd be like, you know what, it's payback. F you in

your fence. That's what I was worried about, Like, oh, we built a fence for you, you made us pay for the fence. Now you in your fence. I'm glad that you're You're having a socially distant Halloween a gathering this weekend. This is a big for you. You love Halloway Saturday Saturday night, when I mean only comes but once every seven years. But but you know this is a big one. And uh, you know, normally I go out, I do a club event. You know, I'm always out

at the place. I'm not gonna have that. And and wait a minute, you're gonna lose that on Thanksgiving money this year. Well we don't get to that yet. That's all. That's another Well that's another story that's later on, but we'll get to that. We'll not maybe we're not gonna get to this episode. And my point is, um, so I'm like, oh, what's on the agenda? What are we doing? And my girlfriend was like, oh, well, we kind of

were invited to a gender reveal party this weekend. Wait hold on, Wait a second, hold on, But but she's She's like, up, she doesn't want to be there for this, and neither do I. I certainly don't, but she doesn't because it's COVID times right. So I'm like, we got the perfect excuse. I'm like, fuck it, tell him no, send the gift, whatever. But it got me to think that gender revealed parties are so fucking self selfish. And we haven't talked about that on this podcast. No, no,

but dying people are dying, running down. We know what happened in California. Yes, people are shooting fire works into the air and they turned out pink for the pink it's a girl. Oh wait a second. Now the forest is on fire because last year or the year before, some guy burned down this state. It was a Colorado. It doesn't matter what state it was. You know he blew up something. He fired a rifle into a into a target that blew up and it caused the mouth.

Leads me to believe that people have no First of all, they have no moral compass, but they have no compass of what people what's important to them versus other people. Nobody gives a fuck about you getting people together for four hours, possibly collecting more gifts for another occasion, just

to find out the sex of your child. Now, please, if you're listening to this and you've you've had a gender reveal party, Yeah, I don't know what does Just with the way I view it is you you're getting people to together, right, and you're thinking everybody cares as much as you and yours. It's gonna boy. You don't want to get into genders and the whole thing, but

it's fifty fifty body pots coming out. Um. Look, if let's okay, if we lived in a world where you had a ten percent chance of having a superhero baby, if you could give birth to a flying, super strong baby, then I would have a gender revealed party on the chance that my baby could be a superhero. How great would be? Oh my god, I have a superhero baby. But if you are simply giving birth, which yeah, well don't listen, most people can't. Respect to those. Millions and

billions of people have done this. But but almost every animal on the planet, like it's some some litters, dogs have eight puppies. Whatever. But you're gonna have a boy or a girl, right, Good for you, Good for you. So I think I was in PC Richard's son about a year ago. It's East Coast good friends of ours, we love them. Not a sponsor the podcast. A woman. Uh, she's probably like sixty seven years old. Um. I guess she didn't have internet at home or or the technology.

What is internet? What is internet? Um? She was standing in the middle of PC Richard. Uh. Either look it was an iPad display, maybe an iPad that they were selling it was, or a tablet or even maybe a computer. I remember what it was. She was facetiming. It was before zoom, so it was probably FaceTime, I guess, or no, it was, Um, what's the other one, Uh, Skype? She was skyping or whatever. Remember that she was skyping to watch her daughter. I guess her daughter was back in

the home country. I think that's what it was. Um. For some reason, she couldn't make it there. Maybe she was across the country, whatever it was. So she was in the middle of this electronics store for a gender revealed party for her for her soon to be grandchild. Right, but I saw I was happy to be shopping, so so I said, oh, what are you doing. She's like, oh, I'm watching a gender reveal party. My daughter is gonna announce what she's having. So she stood there for like

a half hour. I was shopping and I come back and she's still standing there because they weren't ready yet. Day and right, let me know, let me know, you let her, you let the mom at least it look you're not gonna be with us today. It's a great it's great. They have this woman standing in electronics store. And you know what, I love you know how self absorbed you have to be. My wife and I did a gender reveal for our third child to ourselves, right,

we had the obstetrician put an envelope. Put in the envelope what we were having, because we we wanted to find out privately, right just between the two of us, not in front of the obstetrician, what we were having. So in the privacy of our own home after a nice dinner, we open the envelope and we we celebrated that knowledge together, and then we called our relatives and said, hey,

this is what's going on. When we were ready like a month later, of course, yeah, but no, yeah, but now people, you know, the first of all, I think it's ballsy to do one of these, but it's it's even more ballsy to do it. Oh, it's Halloween weekend. Who cares it? It's not like you, you know, families don't have kids that maybe trick or treating or doing these uh socially distant events. Whatever you're you're doing for the pandemic. Making a zoom call, make a ten minute

zoom call. It's like you have to fucking not even that it's not worth it. No, I'm not kidding on your goddamn zoom call for your gender reveal. Now, is it her friend, her friend or your friends? It's selfish, it's her, It's it's an acquaintance of hers, acquaintance, acquaintance. Right, maybe it's a friend of hers. Was this right up there with asking how much the baby weights? Not a

friend she sees every day, We'll put it that way. Oh, then definitely, why would you want to see them then, Like, if I'm gonna risk my life exaggeration, but I'm gonna risk my life and give up a holiday Saturday, even during COVID times. You better be someone I care about. You better be important that I care. What's coming at you over alone Halloween? Hey, you know what, We're gonna have a New Year's Eve gender reveal party. Yeah, we're

gonna tell you just as as the countdowns ends. I'm sorry, but you're the announcement of the gender is not that important. Mr Worth, You're you're right. You know what? Call me? You know, let's have a party. When a birthing party, I don't know, it's more impressive when you pushing out. Well, I think that would be the push out party. The push out party, I mean, I think that would be more than not that you're gonna do that. But now that's a moment. It's like bringing the life. Like here

head just popped out, Like I think it's awfully conceded. Again, can you see what I gets? If you want to invite your siblings and your parents, I get it. Okay, you want to have a little thing over do you have like if you have five boys and you have a good girl and it's a big deal and you

want to everybody come over. If that's your mentality and you want to like having a girl, Oh my god, right, then go ahead and have your But I want to know how many people turned off this podcast or skip to the next episode or the last keep Why do you keep doing that? No, I'm saying it because I have to. I'm trying this the second episode in a row.

Well you decide, we're like, oh, there's no, no, no, no no, I'm saying it for the sake of argument, Like there's got There are some people that may have be offended right now listening to this. I'm hoping every slice is like, yeah, what they said funk? That fund gender reveal. But there's gotta be some some counterpoints. It was very careful to say. There are certain gender revealed parties that are like, but out, someone did it? Pig that's listening to this right now?

That like talking about me. It's talking about something. If you had to blow up something to get like something to fly out. Hold on, I'm gonna fart blue dust. That was fake? That was fake on TikTok, right, wasn't it Instagram fake? The farting the dust thing. That was hilarious, But that's what it's come to. You know, the woman who started gender reveal parties, she did it on a blog. She had um. She did a gender reveal cake where the inside of the cake was pink or blue or

red or blue whatever. Right. She regrets it. She's like, I'm sorry I ever brought this idea to the masses. The only thing I'm trying to say it just and I know what we've gone on about this is that I was invited to this on Halloween weekend, which, yeah, you know it's I hate you hate weddings on holiday weekends. I hate weddings on holiday weekends. And I don't want

to rehash that conversation. My point was only to say, as someone I know hates like an actual big deal, like a wedding is a big deal, right that if somebody puts it on a holiday weekend, I know it sometimes to say money or make it convenient to fly everybody's off work. I get it. Scary doesn't like being inconvenient. But it's holiday weekend again, another self absorbed conceive No, no, no, there are reasons for it. It's not my favorite It's like,

you know, I understand your plans. You're coming to my wedding on Thanksgiving. Okay, if you get well, I wouldn't do that. But if you give somebody like a year and a half to plan Memorial Day weekend, all right, I get it. What my only point was, as someone like you who doesn't like going to a wedding on a holiday, going to a gender revealed party for someone you don't know, for someone your white, your girlfriend, makes

it that much worse. That's what I'm really does. But but for having a more day weekend wedding, Labor Day weekend wedding. If you think about it, Brody, most of America does not get three day holidays they you know, so so the fact that you get a few in the calendar year where maybe you could make something extra of that weekend, maybe do a little staycation or drive somewhere, or you're not going out on you're not losing your

hollow your Halloween. I just thinking, fuck yo, how about but okay, what if this was I know Halloween Halloween weddings are popular. I'm against you. You don't have any you don't have any kids. Scary if you have a Halloween wedding. Everyone's dressing up. That's fun. I'm sorry, I would go to a Halloween wedding. You would, yes, because it's suit. You're going at self here. No, I don't. I wouldn't have to wear a suit and I just go out and have fun in the costume. Ah, I

don't know. I don't know about that, man. I just again, even it's Ikey's stay away from days that you celebrate things other things. Don't. Don't make me compete with my celebration. You're you're you're actually you know now who's being selfish? Because things like Christmas and Easter and Passover and Hanakah and you know, or New Year's Eve or fourth of July you have, those are things. Those are the Mother's Day weekend, Those are you have celebrations going on within

you and your family and you both throw. Don't a wedding on Mother's Day and expect me to come unless you're my mother, my wife, my mother in law. You know, like you better be Like that's the main incentive for them to do it is because it's cheaper. We know that, that's God, that's not the main incentive. Sometimes people again, holiday weekends, people have off, they can fly in its convenient. But once again it goes back to the ground. The root of that problem is you think that your thing.

You're a well way over evaluating the importance where the wedding is important. But I'm a wedding is important, that's all of the conversation. But a gender reveal of someone you don't know, like, oh, God, Bob and Mary, you're having a boy. His name's Phil. Self absorbed, Okay, Phil and Mary? Sorry, Hey Mary, congratulations, Like whatever you know, and then you know what's going to happen. What's possible to have happen is twenty years from now they decide

they want to change their sex. So now your general viale party was for nothing? Huh. And you're like, oh, we had a boy, now you have a girl. So what do you go back? Can I get my present back? I gave you a g I Joe doll, and now you have a girl, so can I get my I'm not insinuating, by the way, the girls don't like Ji Joe. We will be uh, we'll be right back. Are you kidding already? After this? Brodie, I have a count? Do you not? Do you not set a clock? When we go,

we're twenty seven minutes. In minutes, but you talk a lot. Oh, yeah, I'm the worst. I had a momentous occasion in my life this past week and a half, which I we didn't get to last week. It's a big deal for me, not a gender reveal part. You admit you were wrong. No, that's not gonna happen. No ship, No, since March. I went out to eat for the first time last week with a with a friend of mine. Uh yeah, did you really? In fact, since March? And as we're recording this,

it was the second week, third week, third week of October. Yeah, I put on long pants. Wow, we even even short your whole time. I've been wearing shorts since more shorts and a T shirt. I have not worn a shirt with a button since March. And I bet you you feel liberated and well, I still went out in a T shirt, but I wore jeans, jeans, and I went out to dinner with my friend having sex for the first time. I'll let you know when that happens. So it was. It was weirdly liberating, but weird. It was

to the so we sat outside. Of course, there were people inside, but I'm not going to do that. We sat outside. There was a heater for yourself, I do who else do I speak for? I'm saying I don't want to go get the science. I sat outside. That's great, okay. So we sat by these giant heaters. So it was nice and toasting. It wasn't it was It was maybe sixty five degrees. It wasn't terrible. This place we went to built an outdoor patio. It's a theme restaurant in

the area. They built an outdoor patio. Uh, they were building it anyway, but they made it bigger than they planned for this for what's going on in the world. So we got a nice table and then so the tables wore spaced out sort of like a checkerboard, So diagonally there was someone like six ft away, does that make sense? Like a checkerboard, So there was someone behind you, maybe ten ft away, but diagonally six ft away. Okay. So it was weird because the menus were made of paper, right,

They didn't have like the real menus. A lot of times they had that QR code and you just have to These menus were made of paper printed. I forgot to get something. I left something in my car I needed. I was able to just walk from my table rout to my car in the parking. Well, no, I have a mask. I had a mask on. Do you forget

my glasses? Because I had the font on. The paper was really small, so I had to get my glasses to read the read the paper irrelevant, But I was able to, Like I never to go through the restaurant. I was like, oh, there's my cards, walked over to the car. So we ordered the food, and I forgot like ordering soda and appetite. I had almost forgotten, like the give and take, like the dance of the ordering. I forgot everything because it's been so long. So I ordered my you know, my diet coke no ice, and

we ordered the meals. He picks up the menus, the paper menus, the waiter and he was fantastic, by the way, and he takes the menus and crumbles them up and throws them away. But it was like I felt like he was saying, you guys are gross. I'm throwing the menus. But I understood what they were doing, but I again I didn't experience it. The meal was great. The waiter

kept his mask on the whole time. We masked up when we weren't eating, right, and that's great, covering our faces what we chose to do for the most part while we was sitting there. However, sometimes um, sometimes some people don't cover things they're supposed to cover, like their nose whatever. It's so okay. So the checkerboard table, I'm facing right, so from where I'm sitting at two o'clock on the clock. So off to the right there's a

guy with his female companion. His back is to me and his he's wearing I don't know if they're sweatpants or athletic pants with like a um a waistband or their elastic jeans, but they have fallen I want to say, five to six inches below the crack line. So a conditioning down there, that's what I'm saying. We're outside in the cold, and I'm I'm I'm it's it's drawing my attention. Maybe he was excited I'm going to air out my crack. Well, we got dinner. It was like it was like a vortex.

It was sucking my view where I'm trying to have a conversation with my friend, and I'm like, keep looking. So, first of all, how does he not notice the cold air on his butt crack? Because you're you're you're, I would say, if the anus is half crack, he is it. Um, he is at three eighths exposure. Four eight is half that. That's a lot brod, right, that's not just plumbers crack. That's not like, oh yeah, I see the top of your And so every time he leans forward, like to

put his elbows on the table, talk crack shows. Oh god. So my question is like, when you tell a guy his fly is open, is it wrong to tell a guy his ass is open? Or should I have told the way they like, Hey, hey, wait, Andy, he has five bucks? Can you go tell the guy? Like? What would you have done in that situation? I would have enjoyed the view, enjoyed the view. It wasn't the hot girl. I don't know. I wouldn't. My point is I would have I would wouldn't have said a damn thing to him.

You would have said damn, I wouldn't just ignore it. You know what I'm gonna ask. You know what, I'm suddenly in the move for chocolate pudding. I'll have that for dessert, thank you? Okay? You know, if he was positive for COVID and he farted. You know, COVID comes out of any hole, as we learned today, Dr Oz said it, so he could have blown it in your general direction. I guess he could have. Maybe he needed a mask on his ass. That's what I'm saying. An

ask mask as a mask mask. I feel a title of a podcast coming on a mask, ask the ask of a mask as you know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna hold on. I probably have the picture on my phone. I want to see this. I'm gonna post a picture on my Instagram because I want you to see it. I have to figure out what folder it's in. You know what they call people that wear the wear the mask? Um? You know on their chin they diaper.

I love it. Um. You know, there is a problem because my my girlfriend is more like you when it comes to the whole dining experience. Ok yeah that um she wants to stay outside is and I'm like, Okay, we're getting late into the season and here in the Northeast, the weather's turning and there aren't enough space heaters that you could put around the table that will make us feel comfortable. Because that when our first gust of wind comes through, that heat goes in the other direction for

a second, and you feel a chill. So I don't know how much longer this is gonna last. We've been we've been doing pretty well with it, but we're getting into the point where I don't want to sit outside if it's thirty forty degrees out, do you. I don't know what I'm gonna do. I don't know. That's a great question. I don't know what I'm gonna do. It's that, you know. Yeah, I'm just gonna go back to cooking. I guess uh you know. I mean, listen, I'm not

I'm not scared. As long as they properly take care of the indoors, I'll go sit inside. I'm okay with it, a find my girlfriend is not. I am. I am with it. But you're not there yet. No, No, I'm not doing that. All right, you're not doing that. All right, you're not gonna I'm sending it a picture. You should have it in a second, all right. I want the slices to see this. Well, I'm gonna post it. Maybe this should be the maybe we should Oh my god, did I exert dude? That's a lot of ass. Yeah, yeah,

shut up, and that's that's the guy. I had to sit and look at that all. I didn't have to look, but I had to, Like, I can't believe it. We should make this, uh, instead of putting our faces on it, we should just put this ass crack on there as as the picture for the podcast. I think it will get a lot of clicks. Yeah, I'm not doing that. I want you know, the guy. The guy might recognize his ass. He could look, he could be he could be a slice. He's clearly a crack. Oh so yeah,

she's all right. That's that is a lot as right there. Hey, um, have you ever been in a retail store and you asked, um, you said, hey, uh um, what time do you close? Right? What time do you close? I think I've asked that. Yeah right, They're like, oh, we closed it eleven tonight, we closed the tech. I want to give a shout out to Spirit Halloween. They're a sponsor of the Big Show.

This is not an ad, just coincidence. Spirit Halloween has pop up stores, right, they pop up for the season and you you know, you shop and then they become a Christmas store whatever. So after dinner that night we went out to dinner. We walked into Spirit Halloween to look at the costumes. Just we're just killing time. We had eaten a big meal. We're walking around in this giant strip mall and there's a Spirit Halloween not far from the restaurant. So it was I don't know it was.

It was I don't know. It It was maybe ten to ten or something like that. Whatever it was, it was, it was it was ten fifteen minutes before the top of the hour. So I say to this guy, Hey, man, what time does the store close? He says, oh, I don't know. Asked the girls at the register. This guy worked there. Okay, here's here's here's what I want to say.

If you work in a retail establishment that closes, yeah, and it's within an hour of closing, and you don't know what time the store closes, you must really love your job. Don't you have no life? Because the average employee would be like thirty seven minutes. What time does the store close? I don't know. Well, you're working until closing, right, So I asked the girls at the register, and just to cover myself because I used to be in retail

at least to manage retail stores. I asked a more time the store was closing, and it was, I don't know, an hour in seven minutes whatever from when we were there. And I said, hey, man, um, that guy that I just spoke to, Yeah, is he working overnight? Like is he doing like a like an overnight shift doing inventory? Like is there any reason why he'd be here? Like not, like he wouldn't care what time to store closed. No, we're all leaving in an hour and seven whatever it is,

you know. So I said, well, he doesn't know what time you're closing. They're like, oh, yeah, he really loves his job one of those right. Well they just said it like like yeah but costume shop, right, which was I'm sure it's fun again. You know, you get you you get your schedule in an email or something, right, and it has your hours on it. Like if I asked you, with twenty three minutes left to the morning show, is scary, how much time do you have left? You're

like twenty two minutes five seconds? You would you would know? Of course you want to go. I find that interesting. Alright, So he likes his job. Yeah, yeah, I've never met anyone like that, and any like in a restaurant or a retail I don't know. I have no idea. I'm just happy to be here. Man. So I got these new air pods, you know, the the AirPod Prose. I'm just staring at him right now, the from Apple, you know. But you can engrave things on them for free, right,

So I wanted, you know, to be funny. So online you you get to put the engraving what what you want engraved on your on the AirPod, on the on the case. Um, I'm like me trying to like fuck you or something like that. You know, I wouldn't take it. Oh my god, how about shit? I wouldn't take asshole, nothing, dick, pussy, like every word under the sun. I tried to. I sat Brodie, I was like a twelve year old boy.

I was just I was. I wasn't gonna actually get these filthy words engraved on the case of the I the headset. What I was gonna do was trying to. I became a challenge for me to psych out the people who program the fucking thing, Like you missed one, right, So I put every filthy imaginable word. So even if you're not gonna buy the Apple pro whatever, the hell, they are the the what are these things? The AirPod pros?

Go to Apple, pretend like you're gonna do it, and then get the do the free engraving part and see if you can come up with a curse that you will actually because the funny part is then puts it on there and it simulates what it's gonna look like. So I thought it was kind of cute but anyway yet sorry, but um, you know, like I can put free dessert on there because it's not a curse, you know, but you can't put like ass jackass. It stops you. It literally stops you. Well, could you right funk with

like two k's get around. No, they've covered their bases on that. So it's like the license plate people where you can't write. You can't like because people try to get creative with the license plates and work a curse into it, uh right like and then but they block to keep if you get away with it, that's all right. Speaking of license plates, I was behind a really um a guy who likes advertising on his car. It was a white car, and he put like like it looked

like they were stickers. It didn't even look like professionally done. They put flames on the side of the car. Yeah, anyway, the guy likes he had like bump of stickers and things. But I know, I think I know what he meant, but it's open to interpretation what it stood for. You know, you only have a certain amount of letters on license plate, right, he had one, two, three, four or five seven. The seven letters in New Jersey fit on a license plate.

So you have to be creative. You have to abbreviate, right, right, tell me the first thing that comes to mind the right when the license plate is bc H. What is that? Okay? It was bc H b O Y S. So if your mind sees bc H, you would think the license places bitch boys. Right. Yeah, Now, I'm sure he meant beach boys. Either he and his buddies hang out at the beach, or he likes the old band, the Beach Boys.

But looking at the license plates quickly, if you didn't know the Beach Boys from the nineties, you would think it was bitch boys. So this guy was like, I know, I'm gonna get a license plate to cleverly fit in that I love the Beach Boys or that I hang out at the beach. But his license plate looks like

bitch boys. I think, yeah, of course, because what your intention is not the intention of right right, the intention they they meant something else, but then they didn't even see what the joke would be and how people could see it differently. But so they got the they got the bitch boys. It probably never a card to them, of course, not so they're they're driving around. You send it to here right now, because that's what I do.

But a bitch boys license plate. So anyway, shout out to bitch boys or beach boys, whatever your name was the other. Um, Now we have some sound over here that I know it has been. Yes clips, you gonna do some sound, tell me what they're called, and I'll try to remember what they were on. So I have I have the the whole Reese's controversy where Reese's peanopiter. Yeah, we'll explain the setup of of what this is. Of course I'm gonna, of course i'mna do it. So we

got a d M from one of our listeners. I uh shit, I I I screenshot at it and I cut their name off, So I apologize. Um, but you sent us an audio clip of Bianca Peters, who's on Fox five in New York talking about the Halloween and candy, and she said she she mispronounced the name of a candy. And I didn't get the audio of that clip, but two more times since you sent us that, I got audio of people pronouncing the name of the candy wrong.

And I feel like, if you're not on television, right, if you're from a certain part of the country, right, I know it's very common in parts of Pennsylvania. If you say it wrong amongst your friends, that's you. But when you're on television, somebody should tell you you're saying it wrong, especially if you're not in broadcasting to the area where everyone makes that mistake. You're in a market

where everybody pronounces it properly right, broadcasting too. So play the well, first of all, it's it's called It's It's a peanut butter by Reese. R E s e Aostrophy s because he was Reese's right. Reese brought out by Hershey, her she brought the Reese company than you re. So play the clip that says Reese's this was a clip Hershey's is rolling out a robotic door to dispense King's size peanut butter. Cups. They're not Reese's. They're not You're on television, you're on by the way, this is a

New York station that ran that one. Yes, now that was good Morning America. Still, that was Good Morning America. Now. I have to say sometimes when you hear something, you repeat it. But Jimmy Fallon had was doing a stumped the band bit. We had people on zoom listeners, viewers, and the guy said what he said, and then Jimmy said it play the clip. Reese's, Jimmy, which candy is your favorite to get on Halloween? Reese's Peanut butter cups? Oh yeah, that's the jam I love that. Guys. We

have our pal Henry here. His least favorite Halloween candy is candy corn and his favorite candy get on Halloween is Reese's Peanut butter cup. And Jimmy, Jimmy's from Boston. So he no, no, he's not. Jimmy's from New York. He's from says upstate. Is he really? I thought he was from Boston. Misconception. Yeah, no, he's from New York. I didn't realize that. Okay, so well, either either way, it's not it's not all right. And then what time toward Tom Brady? Tom Brady, I don't remember what the

clip was. Let me hear. We can figure out what we could if you want. Okay, yeah, So listen to the announcer. I don't think yeah, okay, yeah. The announcer is talking about Tom Brady. He had scored a touchdown the night before, and he's trying to say something about the fact that it was in a dome stadium. And we've talked about the mistake the announcer makes. Couldn't play the clip yea, his second rushing touchdown of the season. Ironically, both of his touchdowns have been on the road and

have been at dome stadiums. Not irony. Oh yeah, it's it's a coincidence. It's a coincidence that both of his touchdowns are in dome stadiums. It's ironic if his father built dome stadium right, it's ironic if he made he made a promise he would never score touchdown in a dome stadium and now he's got two. Right that it's not ironic that he had two touchdowns in dome stadiums

at night or whatever the guy said. So f you sports announcer, guy, Um by the way, in fact checking you in real time here, Brodie, Jimmy Fallon not born in Segridies, New York. Not born in Boston. He's from Brooklyn. Original, He's from Brooklyn, but he grew up in he was born in Bay Ridge. Yes, but where was he raised? He was raised in Uh No, he was right in Segridis. But I'm saying, but he I said, where was he born? I'm sorry, he was born in Brooklyn, but he lived

there like a you're a couple of years. But it is so as he was born in Brooklyn. Yeah, both Jimmy's were born in Brooklyn. Jimmy Kimmel was, Yeah, a lot of great talent has come from Brooklyn. Mike, did you know Michael Jordan was born in Brooklyn? Did not know that? I know it now. I was today years old when I found that out. Oh boy, you know who else was born in Brooklyn? A couple of Jamachas that run a podcast called the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. And by the way, someone on Twitter sent a visual a

graphic of a movie. There was a Brooklyn Boys movie that came out at some point. Did you know that? Yeah? I saw that. I saw that. I retweeted, go follow at the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter while you're at it, at the Brooklyn Boys on Twitter if you can, and you'll see the retweet of the Brooklyn Boys movie. That was The Reaper. It was the Reaper um at so how hard jobs? Now? By the way, the Reaper is

apparently a new listener to the podcast. I think they're up to like episode and they have become a super tweeter all of a sudden, like there's like a kidney candy store. I love so excited. I love it, and you know it's helping me remember some moment said I forget. I'm like, when did we say that? I'm like, oh yes. But I also want to shout out there's uh four or five people that have tweeted us this week saying,

oh here we go. Brittany at three eleven excitable, Oh my god, listening to Brooken Boys episode twenty or uber randt this is my far my favorite right, so this is just I listened to the current episode then go back now not my favorite choice, just listen in order like we exactly so, so Brittany apparently has not My episode twenty has not been batted over the head yet However, however, I would say six or seven people this week have commented that you're up to like episode thirty Yeah, I

want to explain. I wanted to talk to somebody right now or shout it out, so I asked, where have you been? Okay, Travis Enos Trevinos ninety wrote to us and said, hey, Brooklyn Boys started from zero. I just got to episode thirty two where Baby Hot Sauce, which is Gandhi from The Big Show comes on as a guest. He's his thirty two right, So I retweeted that The thing is yeah, that was that was months before Gandhi

got the gig on the Big Show. She was she had just been like kind of auditioning and sitting in with the Big Show, and then we grabbed her for the podcast that afternoon. That was back when we worked in the studio. It's a short version of the story, but yes, absolutely ump. We love no No. We love the new listeners, but I keep asking them, where have you been? No No again, you want to we want to go back to the beginning. We're talking about gender

reveal parties and I called people self absorbed. No No, that's a very self absorbed no No, I want to know what we did or what happened that got them interested. I don't I don't blame them for not listening. And so a couple of them have said that they heard us talking about it on the Big Show so often they figured they would check it out. My first question is never where have you been? My first question is are you're enjoying it? And I always go to th r decorum. I w was like, what the funk is

your problem? Wherever you But I don't know, of course not I'm saying between you and me. I'm saying it would be guys. Right. My vibe was, hey, where have you been? Right now? What would be great is if everybody who's listening to this podcast could spread it to a friend, will give a link to a friend, you know, give them the gift of the podcast, not the COVID, and you know what else you can give. Well, that's

where I was going. I was about to talk about the gift of merch In our merch store, we have brand new merchandise six six new, five new items in the store and one recurring And so we've got three versions of the property of Brooklyn Boy's shirt print gray with navy on the shirt. You will get scary and brody and brody and scary together. Shirt you have that, you have that in a unisex T A hoodie, a hoodie sold. I didn't think we would sell a lot of hoodies, but it's the fall and we all sell

them the hoodies than anything. So then from the ask and you shall receive the part man someone had requested a while back. Hey, wait a second. You know the cool tank tops that you make for women with the with the white, Yeah, I really like that. I want to see that on a T shirt. Hey, guess what you can. You not only can see it on a T shirt, but you could see it on a hoodie as well. So you got the black with the white Brooklyn Bridge logo on a hoodie and on a T shirt.

It's not black, it's it's white white on black one maybe blue. Right, it looks by it looks it looks black in the picture. It's not. It's very dark, but it's full. Yeah, you're gonna love it, go and enjoy. We're really happy with you know what. You may be running out of masks. You know, you don't want to be seen with the same mask. You know when you want to dress to impress. You don't want to be seen with the same mask. So you're a little if

you're a little behind in shopping. There still are about a ten or eleven maybe of the original Brooklyn Boys circle logo shirt. That's shirt we have if we if we have your size and pick up a mask us with the logo whenever week, whenever you and I tweeted out the link to the website, which we're given a second. A couple of people tweeted they could hear me in their mind saying that's right. So the website is Brooklyn

Boys dot big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot big Cartel dot com, and Cartel is spelt c A R T. Right, all right, yeah, okay. Have you ever called a store You couldn't find them right, you looked on Google Maps, it wasn't an exact thing. You're like, I don't know where you are. Well, you're in like a giant um. You're in a giant shopping complex. So even though you're in the shopping complex, it's massive. There's malls and and split off stores, and you don't know

exactly where the story you're looking for is. When you call them, right. Always. I've done that where I call a restaurant and I say, hey, what exit are you on the parkway? Right? And uh so sometimes in one direction it's one exit, but in the other direction it's a different exit. And they don't. You think they'd know that, right, You think they would know they're right off the parkway. Oh, it's one forty one if you're coming from the south,

two if you're coming from the north. No, they just say one forty one because that's how they drive to work, and they screw you. Well, I had a problem. I wanted to go to bed Beth and beyond. That's scary. Have you ever been to the Jersey Gardens Mall? I know you have a long time ago I stopped going there. Yeah, okay, it's it's a it's a mall with carpeting. It used to have carpeting, but not not in you people are picturing luxury. It's it's like it's like basement carpeting, waterproof carpeting.

It's weird in the mall. It's a weird, weird situation now anyway, so they have all, right, they have them all and it's it's it's this massive, massive space where it used to be like Swampland, and so now there's like there's a giant movie theater. It's a massive company plane airports at airport Land parallel to the Jersey Gardens mall. It's a massive mall the Jersey Turnpike and it's close

to the stinky area in the Turnpike. So anyway, when you go on Google Maps or ways, if you're trying to find a store, it's approximate, right, because it's not in the mall. So they have all these offshoot buildings. It's gigantic. There's probably like fifteen mini malls surrounding the big mall. Okay, and then to get around there's a giant circle. There's a giant circle road that goes all the way around the whole thing. Well, I haven't been to this mall. Not one of my favorite malls. I

have not been to this mall. I don't know, maybe ten years. So it's gotten much larger since the last time I was there. More buildings, more mayhem, more craziness. Yep. I don't know where bed Bath and Beyond is in regards to the big mall building. I have no idea even on the map. It's not an exact I can't find it. So I pull over by the movie theater. Now, the movie theater is gigant nick and you can be on. It's so big. It as a front parking lot in

a back parking lot. Okay. I pull into the back parking lot of the AMC movie Theater and I called bed Beth and Beyond and I get the woman on the phone. I say, hey, I don't know where you are. I'm I'm, I'm over by. I'm where are you in relation to the movie theater. She says, oh, just come around? So I said, um so I said, uh, come around? I said, but yes, just come around. We have our own parking lot. Just parking the parking lot. I said, that's great, but you don't know where I am. Just

where are you? I said, by the movie theater? Well great, just come around. I said, Well, you don't know if I'm in the front parking lot or the back parking lot. Oh, it doesn't matter. Come around who first? Right? So I said, you don't know which direction? My car's facing a circle. She says, well, that's fine, just come around. I go come around. In which direction? Am I coming around? She says, oh, you know um, just pick a direction and if you don't see us after about a mile, go the other way.

I said, can't you tell me if I'm at the movie theater to go right or like like which, just I just just come around? So she must tell people because it's now this circle maybe three miles long. Yeah, it's not like you come around. It's a so so our name. Our name was Jamie. So I'm gonna say I'm saying, fuck you Jamie, Fuck you Jamie, Jamie. I was like, oh, thank you for being so helpful. What's your name, Jamie? Fuck you Jamie. So that was your

experience with the Jersey Gardens mall, Oh, it's yeah. I actually that's where I met Drake. Um, yes, I met Drake at Jersey Gardens years ago. He was in a TV show. He played Wheelchair Jimmy Uh Jimmy Brooks on De Grassi The Next Generation. So there was Degrassi Junior High, then de Grassy High, and then they made a whole thirteen season series called The Grassi The Next Generation. And then Drake who Aubrey Graham, which is his real name. He got shot one and then he was paralyzed for life,

and then the rest of the series. He was in a wheelchair on the show, So wheelchair Jimmy Brooks and Uh. When they were promoting the going to a Network thing called I have no idea the end. It was a new network, I don't know whatever. They brought some of the main cast and I hosted on a Saturday morning like five hundred screaming girls in the carpeted Jersey Gardens

mall uh with Drake uh and and Uh. I thought there was you know, we have a picture, don't you don't you have to have a picture vs. Drake is wearing a Stewie shirt. He's wearing a Stewie T shirt. Family guy. Yeah, I love it. I love it. But he looks like him. I'm like, oh my, oh my god, that was you. I haven't seen him since. Yeah, no he hasn't that hotline blowing, ain't ringing. He used to call me on the cell phone. I'm following these lyrics. I can't stop, I can't stop. But you didn't sing

it this time, so that's good. That's scary. I'm gonna need you to get the music ready. Yeah, and it's already ready. Do you have something else you want to hit now? I want you to go. I want you to talk about this rant that you were teaching for me. So I'm gonna I'm gonna build up to it. So you know, I sell things on Facebook. Right in the Facebook swap, I sold your neutro bullet. You gave me a Neutra bullet from you, said, Brodie, I don't use it. You can have it, right, and I saw it's scared.

That's really nice because our Neutra bull I love Neutra bullet and I do use them. I just I'm not this one. This is way too big for me. Right, this was a supernutrils like a fucking neutral fucking machine gun. Right. You had gotten it as a gift. You have a small one you like, but you got this big one you like, Brodie, I don't use it. And because I said to you, go yeah, my wife burnt out her neutral bullet and you're like, oh my god, I have one.

I'll give it you. I've only used it twice, but it's it's too much, it's got too many attachments and everything. Thank you. I got the venmo of the money. Okay, well you jump in ahead, so my button home. My wife says, that's not gonna fit on our kitchen counter. It was it's it's giant. It's the neutribule at r X. So I looked up how much it sells for new It's like one like, you know what, I'm gonna try to get a hundred bucks for it. So I was like, you know what, let me sell it. Let me because

I'm saying hundred, let me go at ninety. So I lowered it to ninety after a week. So I get this, Hi, David got fifty dollars cash. I'm ready to pick it up, but I'm selling it for ninety. Then I get Then I get this one from Lisa. I'll buy it for forty. Do you take PayPal or cash app? So I wrote, well, Hi, I'll sell it for ninety. So what is this a fucking market in Thailand? You just go make deals on the street and you just I'll be right there. I'll

give you forty. So trying to fucking grape so it you? Yeah? So you remember the Wayfair story from a bunch episodes ago? Could I forget? Now? This is why you have to listen. In all, it was three episodes long, and it was long, so I ended up with a second chair. So I took the part, the stand part that we were missing

from the first chair, put it on the chair. Finally in my in my kid's room, and now I have the chair with the chain, brand new, with the pillow that was when you jumped the shark on the free dessert, by the way, that when you when you fucking did what you did here with this chair where you maneuvered that you don't chair there, You don't know the nightmare. I ended up paying you four d and you got a god damn free chair out of it. Something like that. So I list the chair. I list the chair. The

chair is a five D one, okay. So I put the chair on the Facebook page and I listed it for three sixty because it's a five chair, but there's no stand. So I get this woman. She says, I'll give you two hundred. Let's dude, let's do I pay cash. I'll be right over. He said, oh, she said that. Yeah. I said I'm asking three sixty. I'm asking three six and she's telling you yes. So you shouldn't say I'm asking three sixty. You should have said the price is

three sixty. So then she says, two days later, hi, is the chest still available? Now I label all of my posts it's available, and then the name of the product, because on Facebook swaps there's a button that says ask them a question, and the default is is it available? So you're wasting my time asking me if it's available? If I just told you it's available, and I have to go back, Yes, it's available. Are you interested? So she writes back, is it's still available? Yep, the name

of the item is it's available. In her defense, on this the Devil's advocate here, it's still posted. It's maybe you didn't get around to un posting it. Maybe there are people out there that are negligent and not as sharp as you scare. You know, but I took the time to write. I took the time to write. If you see this, it's available. That's not the part of the story. She writes back, let's do to forty I'll bring cash. What time should come over? Send me your address,

So I write back, shete cash pickup. I said nope, I said, the best I'll do if you come right now is not even no, because I'm at three sixty bucks. Is forty bucks, regardless of the fact that the chair was almost free. Okay, So this goes on for about a week. Two weeks go by, I haven't sold the chair. She writes me back. She says, let's do. Let's do to sixty give me your address. So I write her back and I said, here's what I'll do. I'll do if you come today. Okay. By the way, Um, her

name is a very unique name. It's not a typical American name. So I'm gonna call her Amy for the sake of this. Oh, why don't you just give her real name outer? Nope, nope, no, I'm gonna call her Amy. So so Amy, Amy writes me and says, um, So, I said, it's two that's it. She's I, I'll be there tonight between this time and this time, I'm gonna come and pick up the chair, I said. And uh Now, every every time she sent a message, she wrote, Cash,

I'll come right now, Cash, I'll come right now. So she uh So, I text her, I give her my address and I say, here's here's the address. And uh oh, I forgot something. She tells me, Um that I should sell the chair to heart for two fifty because she bought the stand for a hundred dollars. I can already tell she's not playing with a full deck. Hold on. She told me she bought the stand for now. I know for a fact, because I've tried for seven months

to buy the stand separately. You can't buy the stand separately. I said, where'd you buy the stand? Oh, at a flea market. Really, you bought a stand for this specific chair for hundred dollars. She was trying to say, I should lower the price because she already paid a hundred for the state. Yeah. She's trying to make you feel for her. Okay, So I'm like, all right, the woman has to stand. The chairs a perfect fit. So I say, okay. Came she comes to the house. Yeah. Well, it was

like three or three four weeks later. I wasn't selling the chair. It was sitting in my living room. I got I got this chair out of here. My wife is like, you gotta get the chair out here. So I lowered the price. She comes with a hatchback car and two little kids, and she comes to the front of my house. I bring the giant ass. It's a it's a swing chair. It looks like a spider web. It's a giant like the kind of thing you put on your porch. It's a it's like a it's like

a it's like a giant egg, big egg. It's like four ft high. And I bring it down to the bottom of the steps in front of my house and she says, uh, well, she says to me, she's very very cute, very cute woman, very very cute woman. She says to me, okay, good, yeah, um, okay, will you take to sixty? I said, no, I'm not haggling with you. I told you that when when I said I gave you my address. No haggling. It's two. She's, oh, but

you know I don't have a base for it. I have to buy a chain, she's I said, where do I get the chain? I said, you told me you bought a base for a hundred dollars. You don't remember that? Was that a lie? Um? No, my, I think we're gonna hang it. So she lied to me about the base to get me to drop the price. Right, Okay, she says, well, how much is the chain at home depot? I don't know. You have to buy a hook. It already has a chain on top. I said, you buy

a mounting hook. They sell them like canary cages. By the way, Yeah, so she says, well, can you take ten dollars off for the price of the hook to mount it? I said, no, you knew coming to my house that you had to buy a mounting hook. I said, so, no, I'm not taking any money off the chairs as um is. She says, please, my kids are here, and you know, and the kids are playing on my lawn kids. I'm like, she's going for the sympathy, right, I said. I said,

there wasn't a no, it wasn't a mistake. But she bore her kid. It wasn't an accident, she said. I said, Amy, I am not. I am not giving you this cheerful, less cold bro. I said, we already went down from three sixty. The chair is to you want the chair, It's a great deal, she was. So she says, all right, I'll venmo you. I said, where's the cash? You you you you sent me four notices, four direct messages cash. I'll come now. I don't have the cash. I'll venmo,

I said, I said, you venmo me right now. I want to see it in my account, right and i'll you can have the chair. She was okay, but would you take you would you take less money? Would you take I said, no, chair, you can leave. Now, you don't take the chair. But but I'm not haggling the price anymore. What does it retail for? By the way, five fifty This chair you've got for free? Okay, I didn't get it. Well, okay, okay, but it's principal now okay.

At this point, so she she, she's, She goes in, she's. She tries to assist to me, Um, oh, I'm looking in my Venmo account. Um, what's your what's your Venmo name? So I tell her she's, Oh, I I own this credit card has a two dollar max. I said, well, then you better getty cash. I said, do you have another credit card? I I don't. I don't know. I said, you just happen to have a two fifty dollar max on your credit card when you're buying a chair that

you know it. I said, call your friends, call your husband. Oh no, I can't call my husband. He doesn't know what I'm paying either. I keep my business private to myself. I don't discuss it with him, and I can't tell him the price. Like she's like, you know one of those like my husband would kill me if I you know. Okay, not not literally killer. So I said, I don't know what to tell you. I said, there's a bank block away around the corner on the main street. Go to

the bank, get some cash. So she was, well, let me change bank accounts. Um on venmo. I'll sign out and sign into another bank account. Okay, what have you gotta do? She goes through a car. She comes back, she's okay, I signed in. I go ahead and pay me. Okay. She pays me. I said, you'll me ten dollars. This is sickness that she has, I said. She was, oh, please, please, I I maxed out. I only have five. Really, this bank account only has two, five the number you wanted

to pay me. Pay me my ten dollars. I can't. I can't. I don't have any more money. I said, Then go log into your other account, the first one, and send me ten dollars. I please. I have to get the kids home, I promised. Since I get home, I said, I'm from Brooklyn. I can tell a scam when I see it. You're not gonna You're not gonna tell me when you get home. You're not gonna pay You're not gonna vent me the ten dollars. Please, I promise you. I'm a good person. Look at my kids

are here. I'll send you the I have don't have any money left on my my account. I said. That's so. I'm like, I don't believe you. I said, but here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna let you go because I have work to do. I have to get back in the house. You've already ruined my evening because she was an hour late. I said, I'm gonna let you go to five, but you're gonna pay me to ten dollars or I'm gonna be on you like crazy. He said. I promise. When I get home, I'm gonna I'm gonna

transfer money. I'm gonna give you the time. I'm saying it to ten dollars. You're not a problem. As soon as I get home. Now I have her, I have her cell phone number, I have her full name. She goes home. An hour later. I call her and she says, I'll do it right now. Okay, very good amy nothing. I called back, no answer. I direct message her, no answer, okay, scambody. Okay. So the next the next morning, I get up to do the morning show. I google her. I find out

where she works, what companies she works. Oh my god. So I start texting her. In the morning. She says, I'm sorry I couldn't pay you last night I was talking to my husband. I don't want him to know I didn't have time. I'll pay you today when I get home from dropping the kids off. Okay, So then I don't get paid. So all afternoon i'm i'm I'm texting or calling her nothing. So that night I'm calling her, calling it like a maniac. I'm calling her like a

hundred times, no answer. I'm leaving voicemails, very polite. I'm like, listen, Amy, you know me. The ten dollars, I'm a man of my word. You better be a woman of your word. I want my ten dollars. It's it's beyond the ten dollars at this point, it's it's a matter of principle. Where she swore to me, shew okay. The next morning, at six thirty in the morning, I stopped calling her phone. Oh my god, you're relentless. And by the way I left out, why did you let it go? But I

couldn't sleep the night before. I called her too in the morning. I'm just worth the chase. You know what, Sometimes you got to stand up for your principle. I understand it's the principal thing. Caller House, calder House at two o'clock in the morning, no answer. I said, I want my ten dollars. You're like that. You're like do you ever seen the movie Better Off Dead? Yes, you're like the kid Jim the paper boy two dollars. I

want two dollars. You're the kid sucking bicycle. The Myers owed him two dollars for some reason, scary the cost of inflation. I want my ten dollars. Okay, So I texted, I text your go amy. I am never gonna stop calling you and texting you. I want my money on principle you owe me my ten dollars. So uh I Then I text her. I said, if you want, I can call you at work at blah blah blah company. So she says, how do you know where I work? I said, because you're google a bull. Your name's on Facebook.

I googled it. You told me because she told me where she lives. She said, I'm driving from blah blah blah town. I know how long it's gonna take to get there. So she told me where she lives. So the third night, I call her around dinner time again, like eleven times in a row. Her husband picks up. Who is this? Said, Hi, Um, I'm trying to reach your wife. What is this about? I said, your wife owes me money for what she bought something from me. What I said, do me a favor. So you sound

like a very nice man. Tell your wife that I'm on the phone and ask her if she'd like me to discuss the chair with you or would she like to get on the phone. So she gets on the phone. She says, you, I can't talk to you right now. I said, would you like me to tell your husband how what you paid for the chair? And he says him in the background, if you want the money, pay

him paying the money. I don't about the phone ring anymore, So I said, ven women now while I'm on the phone, and I won't call back and tell your husband what you paid for the chair. Scary. I got paid immediately, Yes, yes, I got paid immediately because she didn't want her husband mad at her about about why I was calling or to find out. And the guy got on the phone. He said, I'm really sorry, He's I'm really sorry. He said, if you want, come to your house and give it

the ten dollars. I'm kind of oh, no, to my house. I'm torn because, first of all, that would have ended differently for me, because you know the kind of guy that guy I am, she probably would end up paying to sixty. You know my music you haven't played. I had my hand on the fucking my fingers on the button for the last fucking two minutes. I'm like, where where is it? Where's Brodie? Screaming? Fuck you Amy? Well, I'm not on that day yet, so so I waste

a lot of time tried scamming me. Okay, fuck you, Amy, don't try to haggle me seventy dollars, eighty dollars. Don't tell me you're gonna pay cash, and then when you shot up to my house you have no cash and then lie to me. By the way, I would never in a million years haven't let you go home. But you've you've batted your eyes, you were cute, you try to be nice to me, your kids, the whole thing. You're like, Oh, yeah, I knew you were trying to scam me, but I also knew I wouldn't let you

get away with scamming me. So f you Aimy not your real name there it is all right. I will say this, and Brodie, I don't know how I'm torn because here because I would have again, I'll be like, you know what, it's not worth it. She's got two kids, she came this well, this way so much, she's an hourrow late, and fuck it, I'll take what I can get now cut my losses. If she was on time and now, and the fact that the I was free and you were making pure profits do no matter anything

over zero? You were making money off the fucking there was principal. Listen, you know what the other side, and I'll tell you how it happened. How it happened. When I first called for the money or texted her, I was like, listen, if she's nice about it, I'm like, hell would it If she's like listen, I with things that tight whatever, they weren't tight, dude. She was driving a really nice Lexus su right. That was it wasn't okay, But and again, poor people sometimes spend money on cars.

I understand that they put I even defended people with nice cars who need money a couple episodes ago. Okay, I did when we were talking about handing out food, whatever we talked about that. My point was, she ignored my text messages, she ignored my calls. She was trying to avoid it. She deliberately didn't pay me. She knew she wasn't gonna pay me. So I was like, you know what, I'll just try her later. I'm sure she'll come around. And after a while you don't realize it.

You get caught up in a vortex. Second time I've used vortex on the podcast. You get caught up in like you're going a downhill of misery rabbit where you where you have to win. It was about winning from that point. It became that and you don't want to feel like somebody's taking up you get and taken advantage of. No right, you don't want to feel the way, so that I'm getting very premier no no, And then she's lying. But wait, but she's hot. Oh and she has kids?

Well maybe whatever, okay, but she's got kids. I mean her eyes were cute. Well, she had a mask on. Back to our conversation, the more right, she had a mask on, but the more mask on everybody's cute. But she was mascot. But I will say this. She you know, the fact that she lied and lied and lied that made me like that, I want every less penny and

every crumb. So it turned into me yelling, oh hell no. But once she got to the part where it was like two eighty five and it was ten dollars and you were that close, pay me, yeah, but that is it. Oh my god, I would have just let her go. I probably would have. You would have all right, well, that's right, we do a podcast. We're different, we're completely different. And but and you're and you're relentless too. I know by two dollars two dollars, you're right, that's exactly correct.

Anybody know what with you? I know Jimmy Fallon was born there. But we're also affective because we're from Brooklyn. Boys from Brooklyn, Brooklyn Boys, Brock Brooklyn