#148: Hot Tub Slime Machine

a hot streak. It's like in a row in a row in a row, week after week after week, whereas in years passed, you know, pre pandemic, we would be breaking for all kinds of vacations. Yeah, well we didn't take a vacation. We missed one. Yeah, so we're owed those dates were desert in the vacation land the part want to ask our ask the slices. Yeah, what what you prefer if you think it's equivalent, if you think because I think even is not even in this situation.

Speaking of vacations, So we were supposed to take a vacation in April. Yes, we we're supposed to have an entire week off, but because we were in the middle of the pandemic, we you know, we weren't take it because we wanted to be here, Alvis wanted to Elvis Durant Show, to be on the air, be available for news and comfort and beyond. And I get it, totally. Can acknowledge that we are owed five days in some form. Right.

Well that's ha ha, there's the problem. There is the problem because I think five day vacation is different than what Elvis and and Nate are our executive producer, our senior executive producer, excuse me, are suggesting. Well, we don't know what they're suggesting yet. It hasn't really been released, right, but here's what I'm gonna tell you what they what

they're putting on the several proposals. Okay, So when you take a five day vacation Monday to Friday, right, you technically get off the Friday before, like we get off work at ten am, right, So then you have that Friday, Saturday Sunday before the Monday starts. Right. Then at the end of the Friday you get Saturday Sunday. When you take a week off, you're in essence getting nine days off because you get the wraparounds on the two weekends.

And that's that's anybody with anyone's vacation, right, and then you could plan a vacation like you could plan to do something, not that there's anything to do right now, why quarantines and let you can't go to certain states and let me know where you're going there, brody, and I'll join Yeah, I don't, I don't. Yeah, I know you will not not now obviously. But since we're owed that week vacation, it's really a nine day in a row off, correct, right, very relaxing, whether you go away

or not. But one of the proposals is, oh, we'll just take five random mondays and we'll get five longer weekends. Now, technically that's the same time off though, uh, but it's only increasing your weekend by one day. You're getting a one day add rather than a nine day break, so you get like, oh, I got a little extra rest back to work. Oh, I got a little extra rest

back to work, as opposed to oh, nine days. You see why it's not the same, right, But in a nonpenn emic year, we would get that five days and be like, bucket man, I'm going away somewhere. Scary you you should just rip the word analogy out of the dictionary, Okay, because You're like, no, they're so really gonna I'm saying, you're making the analogy, but I'm just asking, No, I'm

making a comparison. I'm just asking it's not the same, right, forget about the circum No, it's definitely not the same. And I know there's people who don't get a lot of vacation. Please, it's not about that. I'm just specifically asking, is it the same to you? However much vacation you get to have nine days of ah versus our extra Monday five times. I mean, if the last five Mondays of the year can be that, then maybe i'd feel

a little something. If they were in a row, maybe, right, But if they're sporadic, like we're taking off, that would be this Monday coming up. If you're listening to this podcast. People listening to the podcast whenever. But but for us, it's in right, So I get a long weekend, But what am I doing this weekend? Do anything? Not going anywhere? Right, So it's all the same to me, Okay, but it would It would be all the same though, if you got the five days in a row, because then you'd

just be sitting around for five days. No, But I get nine days to to know that. First of all, you know you have nine days, right, You could plan home projects, you could plan a day trip. Am I planning in a pandemic for nine days every day is the same, I know, which is why you can get But here's the thing. You can get weekday rates at a hotel Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You can just go to a hotel somewhere like with a you know, with a

spa and just kind of hang out. I could, you know, you know, like or go to like a place that has like a hot tub in your room, just like chill out. I have a problem with hot tubs in rooms. Issue. Yeah, I feel like I'm out. I scrub him first. I don't get in them. I get some soap and I and I saw him out and it's just okay. I just feel like a hot tub in a room, it's just, you know, some extra filthy things were going on in

that hot tub. Everyone on the competing same stuff. But the only thing is when people see hot tub in a room and choose to use it, they're like jizzen in that thing, It's like, oh my god, it's a turn on. We got a hot tub of the room. What's but you shower your hotel people are in bathing in a hot tub and not doing other salacious things. So I stay away from hotel hot tubs at all points. But you don't think, you know people have sex and piss in the shower in a hotel. Yeah, of course

they do. But I think that except the sole use of a hot tub in a room in a hotel room is sex. It's all sex at least a showers, half bathing. I'm talking. I'm not talking about like Mount Airy Lodge, which used to be in the Poconos, which was like hard shaped tubs, like for instance, when we went to Mexico, I think it's Mexico, right, one of the Sexico. Yeah, no, Dominican Republic. We had we had big hot tubs in our room. We had these executive sit Yeah, but that was like a vacation hot tub.

That wasn't like a a drive in hotel. And I was like, if you went to like a sex motel and they had a hot top, I'm not getting in. That's not gonna do it. I respectfully disagree on that because to me, if I see a hot tub in a room in a hotel, in a hotel room. Peep, everybody. The only used and only purpose for it is for people who's fuck in that thing? And I find it nasty. I run the other way when I see that. I'm like, so, you've never been alone in a room with a hot tub,

and you just get in and relax? Who does that? Who does that? And get out of here? You you wait, hold on, you make single use of a hotel hot tub, of course by yourself getting drunk? Shut up? Yes, you take the time to come on. You have a hot tub at home, right, I get in the hot tub sometimes by myself. That's an outdoor hot tub, but connected to your pool. That's different. It's not connected to my pool. It's a hot tub. I didn't say it was part

of my pool. But it's outside. It is outside. There's a difference between outdoor hot tubs and hotel room hot tubs. They have nothing to do with one. When we were in the Dominican Republic, that hot tub was big and gorgeous, right, It was so relaxing. It had like a hundred jets. It was fantastic. Are you admitting to me right now that you filled up that thing with with water and bubbles and soap and you jumped in. I did not jump in. I cleaned it. Then I filled it with

hot water. I ran it for a while to clean to this, and then they had the jets and I drained it. Then I filled it up again, and then I got in the hot tub and I went were you naked? Um? I think you are gone. I've gone in the hot tub in my bathing suit, like coming out of the pool, I would go in. Were you also watching porn at the same time, Brodie, No, dude, no not, There was nothing sexual. So you did it.

You made an a sexual move just to jump in hot tub for the stake of it and have jets on your you know, squirting up your ass, not squirting up my ass, like massaging my back and my shoulder balls. It's nice, all right, Let me ask you another question since we're talking about cleaning things. But but, but wit, before we move off of that, Yeah, I just want to make a point that it's that type of hot tub is completely different than Hey, me and my friends

are going skiing. It's the middle of the winter, and everybody puts their bathing kits on and jumps in the hot tub. Or you're going hot springs. Those are not you know, necessarily there for but you could drink and a group of you are in there. I'm saying night at night, people are having sex, not hot ups Sex does go on, but it's not the sole purpose for it all. I say so, just like showers are not the sole purpose for having sex in them. But sometimes sex occurs in a shower. I use my shower every

fucking day. There's never any sex in there. So you're more, you're more, you're more upset about mode of So if the hot tub is designed for sex, you're grossed out by it thousand times over, Yes, because I know that that's the only thing that goes on in there. What is the difference If people have ninety five thousand times sex or eight five thousand times sex, they're still having sex in the hot tub. It's just less less filled.

Noone's having sex in my hot tub, So all right, I just find it weird that you took time out of your day to jump in it, fill it up, drain it, scrubbing up, flipping and rub it down. That's no. I got in there in the afternoon. It was not a thing like I wasn't like missing partying at night. It wasn't after I was like, oh, nothing's going on. I can either sit in the sand in the sun with my pasty white skin and burn. You're like, oh, hot tub, and don't forget indoor hot indoor hot tub.

It's not just the hot tub we had in Mexico was like right off, right, right off the deck, so you could look out onto the ocean while you're in the hot tub. I'm gonna go one further. The hot tub that they gave us on the cruise ship when we were on Norwegian, which is technically outdoors, but it's it's it's on your you know, it's out, it's out your sliding glass door, on your like little balcony. Those are covered. That hot tub. I didn't get. No, I

didn't getting that either. I refused because once again, it's a sex tub. They clean the man, they clean him, just like, alright, you just on the toilet. You sat on the toilet on the cruise right of course. Yeah, so people have been pooping and pee and putting their ass on that seat. That's excreciatory. So what a sex fluids And that's not even a word, I know it is. I just made it up. By the way, but you know, and I know, I know you want to say something

about you wanted to move something here. But it's very interesting things happening as we speak. I want to see if it's happening right now. Hold on, okay, so I live. I live, um with a view of Manhattan, of the of the Hudson River. You had a until right about now, my funk soul brother, A barge is passing by and on it is a huge inflatable hot top man man on you know, laying in his like sex pose on a bed, but in a thong. Okay, take a picture and sentence. I'll tell you what and and my buddy's

warning me that it's passing. This is live coverage of the sex barge. We've gone from sex tub to sex barge. Welcome to the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. I'll tell you. I'll tell you what it is, though I don't see it. It's a barge floating in the Hudson River. But okay, so, so do you know what it is? Um? It is a promo. It is a promo for the film borat Erfect. Yeah.

So they guy used a movie company or someone. This is a stunt they spend all this money to have a huge If you google it, google Hudson River, barge Borat, you will see the huge inflatable Sasha Baron Cohen like in wearing nothing. But you know, I guess it's on Twitter? The mask thong are people seeing? Isn't it great? Have you seen a picture? Yeah? I saw a picture of it, but I wanted to see it live with my own eyes. But my friend is like, picture, I'm looking at us

from Toronto one minute ago. It might have it's in the Toronto must be in every city, and they must be doing in several in several bodies of water in the water. Here is the Hudson River in Toronto. Toronto. Pictures are better. Yeah so yeah so anyway, but anyway, if Borat rented a hotel room before me, I would not get in the hot top? Is that fair? Fair to say? But he's wearing I love the way he's

wearing a surgical mask as it's great, It's awesome. Okay, So getting back to cleaning, So you reminded me of something happened to me now about two weeks ago. My wife and I, when we got married, we got a set of silver air plays. Get a set of silverware that that's one of the things, right, and so I I love it. We picked out that what we thought was the perfect the right weight and size, nice substance

to it. Anyway, over the course of the time we're married, our I'm assuming our kids have a tendency to accidentally throw out the small fork and the small spoon, like oh, it ends up in the garbage somehow. And so we have let's say twelve big spoons, soup spoons, eleven big forks I'm approximate for the sake of argument, and like four or five of the small ones. So because we're married, as long as we are, the pattern has been discontinued.

So I have an eBay search going for the name and pattern, style and the company name that made these the silverware. So if you know how eBay works, you can put in a search and save it and anytime something pops up that fits that criteria, you get an email. So every once in a while I get an email and it says, oh, there's a such and such fork or boon available, And it's always the big ones, or

it's a serving spoon or a pie server. You know, it's never the small fork and spoon I want, and so we've never bought another set because you know, we bought some miscellaneous forks and spoons to fill in so the kids have enough small forks and spoons, because even though they're teenagers, they still like the smaller ones. Okay, okay, So about two weeks ago, I get an alert from eBay. Someone is selling an entire set in the like in the storage box, the fancy box, the whole set of

our silverware, which I haven't seen in over ten years. Now, are you more prone to buy it? Hold on, well, okay, I would buy it first of looks, I like the set. See I'm someone that likes the same thing over and over again. Yeah, that's why I keep buying the same car basically. And uh, if I lose something, I have to buy the same one, you know, like if if um never it is, you know, I can I understand, all right. So I got all excited. Oh my god, we can get the whole set and then we won't

be short on spoons and forks anymore. My wife says, I am not buying someone else's used silverware. That's disgusting. So for a second I thought, well, she's right, someone's been eating off that silverware for fifteen years, twenty years, whatever. But you have to we go out to eat, we eat in restaurants, we eat, they're silverware people. If you have to assume that it's been sanitized, well even if it's not, I could sanitize it. That's not the why not hang Why does she not have to hang up

with restaurants silverware? Well, that's what I said. Mentally, she feels like, if it's our silverware, it should be new, and we shouldn't buy someone's old like us silverware. But it's in perfect condition, and once it's mixed in with ours, you'll have no way of knowing who's is who's. But

she's not not buying it. Mind over matter. That's like, but we got to eat, right like you know, Well, that's the same this same quandary is what's the difference from being in the pool and peeing in the pool or standing over the pool and just taking out your junk and peeing in the pool. Okay, it's the same, it's the same thing as in essence, it's the same thing. Okay, it's the result is the same, but the tackiness is

completely different. If if if if I'm relieving myself underwater and and the pisses coming out of my of my my freaking being suit, and I'm in the pool. Okay, there's no different than me standing over the pool and just unloading into the pool. Just it just hits the stream of air first. No, the end result is the same, but the tackiness is not the same. If you're in the pool, sometimes you can't help it, right, You're like, oh, I can't get I'm not gonna make it to the bathroom.

And you and you might be in like a community pool, like a beach club or the town pool. That's disgusting. But if you already out of the pool, well, you could walk somewhere or go to a bush, and you choose to aim into the pool, you're an asshole. I'm not saying you're not. But how is that different from I'm making the analogy? All right, let me ask you if that versus the silverware in the restaurants school, right,

let's talk old school scary Jones. Why if an ugly girl pie's in a pool, you're grossed out, But if a hot girl pie's in the pool, you're okay with it. Hot girl p but it's still p and you're not in a sexual situation. I don't know, a pool and somebody's pall. Maybe I had a fantasy about that. Imagine this. You do know I'm saying maybe there was something underlying there. I don't know. Maybe I need to see a psychologist

to find out why. When I was younger and I thought, no, I'm not saying I'm not I'm not what people I'm not I'm not. I'm not saying you're into what. I don't care specifically the situation, because I remember saying that on the air like fifteen years ago. I have no problem. Here is a scenario. Okay, so a hot girl compete on you, not on me, but in the pool, in the pool next to it gets to you. Eventually, Well, then who cares? Okay, so what if that hot girl has sex in a hot tub? Would you get in

the hot tub afterwards? Yeah? When based on well, based on that logic, I would have to say yes, you're cornering me. You're paying me a corner to say yes. So you only like you don't want to get into a hot tub where ugly people had sex, but if hot people and there is the fear of the unknown, because you don't know if ugly or hot people were in that room before you. You have to okay, the odds would dictate that the majority of the people that were in that room before you, and they've been hundreds

and maybe thousands, are ugly. Okay, But bodily fluids have no And by the way, if I had sex in that in that hot tub, I would be someone would consider me. So there you go. But the point okay, But but bodily fluids A bodily fluids, you don't go, oh well, like look again, if you're having sex with someone hot, you're more apt to like not care about what's going on. I'm talking about after the fact. I'm talking about in the hot tub in the pool. So

imagine this scenario. Scary some hot girls like oh I have to be uh and you're in the pool. You're like, oh, she's hot not whatever, right, just our big fat, hairy boyfriends. Is it was me? Do you go running out of the pool screaming oh no, because you've already been in the pa and then you have a problem with it? Yeah? Yeah, Listen,

these are questions for life, you know. I that's why, um, I'm having trouble coming up with an answer because I don't because logic would dictate that I shouldn't have a problem with it because it's the same fluid. Okay, let me ask you this. Let's say it's a hot girl in a hot tub. She peas in the hot tub, and then my wedding silverware falls into that hot tub of p would you eat off that silverware if it

was sanitized. If it was sanitized, I would. Okay, Okay, I think we're good now, but your wife has a hang up with it. So now, so what's the end result. We didn't get it. You missed your opportunity. Right now, we've got stout gently used clothing from Salvation Army. I mean, by the way, what does gently mean? You tiptoed around the house wearing it gently? He means it's not ripped gently gently. Warren means, yeah, but some of the best.

I've had it for five years and maybe I wore it twelve times, and there's nothing wrong with you know what. Nobody Nobody puts up like war like a fat pig sweating in it, had sex in it, went in a skanky hot tub wearing my clothes. They just oh, it's all those postings are on Craigslist where people pay extra for that. Well, we talked about that on was on the Big Show. We talked about fetishes on Monday. So I Nate says to me, look up what's crazy stuff

is selling on? How did that conversation start? It started with somebody paying for socks, were oh Gandhi's friend. No, no, no, no, no, it's even even no, it goes before beyond that. It was, um, what's his name? The singer, Um, Austin Mahone. Austin Mahone is selling himself on for fans only, right, you have fans fans only fans on only fans only, fans only fans. And but wasn't he doing something specific for them? I think he sold socks socks? Right? So then Gandhi said,

my friends the same thing. Dude needs a hit song. So well, anyway, what do you you know, so sweaty socks paying more money? No? So this and I got that I found on craigslist was a hot guy. I'm assuming it was just his abdomen and his underwear and nice six pack. Clear that Brody did not go there on his own. He was research for the show. There's a few things I'm not into. One of them is hot guys, and one of them is what he was selling. Uh, those are two of the things I am not into.

So he said, um used underwear with a with an extra special bonus. And if you looked at the blue underwear he was wearing, it had like wet stains on. Clearly wasn't it? Clearly wasn't. P Oh no, And then he said, h email me if interested, come and find out what the surprise. No, my god, he's making a windows in the post. Come and find out what is this krusty substance. So not only is he thinking he needs the money's going to sell that, but he knows

someone's going to buy that. Oh God, again, if you're listening to us and you are into that, God bless you. I'm not judging. Let's from tweet at us. Yeah, yeah, parties don't. Usually you're like, don't tweet us? Like, no tweet us? Yeah, I didn't want to know. No tweets scary he wants to know. Oh, speaking of tweeting, can we follow up on a conversation we had last week I think it was last episode? Of course, we asked when do we not follow up on things well sometimes

and people get mad at us. We asked our listeners to tweet us and let us know if they want and appreciate and can and find it useful when we post on social media that there's a new episode up, and a lot of people wrote back, yeah, my day, my week goes by. I often forget what day it is, and it's nice to know the episode is up. The tweet us. We're gonna have to get more creative. So this this conversation arose because for about six or seven weeks, Scary You have refused to tweet, to post on social

on Instagram, do an instance. Refused It's just it's like I don't want to put on I don't want to In my defense, I don't want to put it the same orange graphic of the two of us. Well we have a blue graphic. Now you I want a new picture. If you stop by my house to pick up your box of ship that you haven't picked up in five months, we would snap a picture real quick and I'd be I would be so eager to put that up on social Scary you and I have a lot of pictures

of us together. We have a great picture of us from Miami, where you reversed it so you'd be on the left, and you made it scary and brody. Even though it's brody and scary. We have a great picture of us with the Skylineim's old stuff. It's already it out there. Oh okay, but so so yeah, so give me some new content. Go. Even on logo, we weren't in the same room. Those were two headshots that are designer put together and made a logo. Um, okay, just put a picture anyway. My point is you have refused

to do social media for our podcast. You've not supported our podcast. Support podcast, talked about it on the air on the Big Yeah. Yes, most of the time in a negative way. Don't everybody shipped on it. But this week I went on your Instagram page and I see that half of your your Instagram pictures, your actual posts, half of them are close to it, are promoting your

other podcast speaking volumes with share. And this week, like two days ago, you did you did um you did uh an i g TV video because she loves You did a swipe up for the podcast, totally promoting this dog of a podcast. It's not a dog of a podcast. Yourself. You're hold on. I think it's great, but apparently it means a lot of support because you're supporting on social media. All I'm saying is it cast you don't care. I don't care because you know why. I'll tell you why.

I care about my listeners slices. I love you, I'll tell you, and I know I care about the slices. But at least it's motion picture. It's moving video. You just said it yourself, it's I g TV. So if if I have me and Share, the two of us talking, share and I or him and me and her and me, me and Share talking and we're hanging out, me and share. If I have me this video of me and share video, can't say me and share a talking if it's video me and share. Um, it's new content and we're speaking

into a microphone and it's different. So I feel the need to promote it. Brudie, I cannot wait until you and I are on video together and I will promote every ten seconds slices. Would you please remind at Scary Jones, you're not looking for social media to see us in moving pictures. They want to see us. They want to see you want to know when the do you you want to know when the podcast is up and away.

By the way, I'm what you're saying. You're trying to deflect, because you know what I want to say here, and that is we are I'm I'm pulling cable news. You know what, We're gonna have to leave it there. No, that's what they do on cable news. What everybody else they go? You know what, we have to leave it there. Let me get my point across guide. Let me clear my throat. Guy, shut up man? Will you shut up? Man? It's will you shut up? Will you shut up? Man?

Third debates tonight. I cannot wait? Will you shut up? Man? You're a clown? So ye, all I wanted to say was if you took a poll, and I'm sure a poll has been taken in our in the background without us even knowing whether or not. They want to. The slices want to see video content of us doing this podcast changing the subject. Wait, you will see by far in large, by by far and large, they want bye bye. They want to see us. They want video of us.

They wanted it's videos. We are and brody, you understand, even radio we do the fifteen minute Morning show podcast. It breathe new life into that thing. For the Elvis d Rancho people. This is short form video world we're living in. It's all about visuals and audio. The reason the fifteen minute morning show is popular video form is it's on Instagram in a fifteen minutes segment and this this seven people doing visual things, show and tell, taking animals out. Even if one d let me propose this

visual Let let me propose this. I'm not doing video. Send out a goddamn tweet one of these. Hold on a second. I think every week it could be one of our new little features where every week, for five minutes we do we do a show and tell, or we we name it something funny. We we have a purpose to do a five minute screen record where that part of the podcast is both audio and video. What do you say to that, Brody? It doesn't have to be the entire podcast, because who wants to sit here

watching us for seventy minutes. I need I need to I need to clean up, I need to wear a shirt, I need to not sit by my Washington Well, I guess what I did. Get the footage from the Anthony Roda interview. Yeah, from a month from a month ago. Finally, Uh, they gave it to me, and I'm gonna I think I'm gonna piece it together and put that out as

a supplemental post because people have been asking for it. Okay, we have to take there was some editing involved, that it was a huge file and high resolution, blah blah blah. We got so much to cover coming up right after this and scary all right, people have been asking for rants and I have too. That we're gonna get to. Um, I just want to talk about um West Coast people real quick, real quick. F West Coast people them versus

East Coast people. Yeah, I'll tell you why. When I get up in the morning, right, we get up early for the show. We do six to ten am East Coast time. If I have got friends and family on the West Coast, I don't text them at seven am here for you. Yeah, right, the same problem. But people on the West Coast don't give a fuck. What's give fox given? So for instance, I texted my cousin, UM, eight o'clock our time, five o'clock his time, right, maybe

it was maybe it was nine o'clock. It was nine o'clock, six o'clock. M hm. My phone starts going off next to my bed last night at two o'clock in the morning. Why because at eleven o'clock he decided to like because he's got an iPhone, he liked my text, and then he replied to it. Because in his world it's eleven o'clock. You also turn those notifications off. I never it's not someone I normally text. He's like a once every two

months kind of cousin. It never occurred to me at two in the morning he was going to decide that his world was more important than my world. Those people don't give a ship about what we're doing. Understand that extends to our job. Now, we work in the entertainment

industry alleged loose that's a loose term. And and obviously those centers are New York and l A. So we work here on the East Coast in New York City, and you know the time difference, but a lot of the times we deal with people in Los Angeles for whatever, for business purposes. Okay, well that's the thing. They're like, They're like, oh, let's let's get the East Coast guys, four o'clock. We'll do a zoom call. I'm like, a fuck you. It's seven o'clock at night over here. I'm

not gonna do that. Or they want to conduct business or do a conference call or whatever it is. So because my because my cell phone service isn't the greatest up in my apartment, I got a landline specifically to handle business after the show. So so my I have a landline that rings, and it's really only for my parents, my girlfriend and maybe you sometimes when you can't get me on my cell and there you have a strict rule,

always call your house. Well for you, because right, but that's just for you and my family and my girlfriend, everybody else, all the business people. If I have the conference call, I use that line understood for that purpose. Well, guess what. Sometimes that's that ship fucking rings at nine ten o'clock at night, and it's like because it's six seven o'clock there, but they don't care about it. I'm working an hour late. He could work three hours late,

four hours, but god forbid. We called him at nine o'clock in the morning our time, and it's six am. There's o'clock. What are you doing, right, We don't do that. We're respectful. Well, you should fuck him. On the other end of the day. We should do that. Why don't you tomorrow at six am? Yeah, our time. I'm out. That's three in the morning for him, right, I get him at nine in the morning. Say, oh, wait a second, it's nine o'clock. I've got friends who think that I'm

on the air, right, so they can text me. Right, So they'll text me. First of all, they'll do it when I'm on vacation, right, They'll they'll hit me up. And first of all, if I'm on the air, you know him on the air, don't text me when I'm on the air, but the figure on the air, and they're texting you anyway, but you're sleeping because we're on vacation. They thought something, right, So I'll say, I'll text him, go, hey man, I'm sleeping. Oh I thought you were on

the air. Well do Why are you texting me today today? One of the guys in my fantasy football league, he runs another fantasy football league. Right, so I'm the commissioner in my league. How are you doing a commissioner? Oh, I'm I'm I'm really good at fantasy football, you know. Yeah, but there's been so many diversions and bullshit and cancelations and players that I'm flexible. I picked I, I dodge and weave. I pulled off three. He's got Dak Prescott,

Sequon Barkley. Now, Barkley, you're a Giants fan. You are a Giants fan? Barley Kamala Harris great, Kamala Kamala. I know no ship. It's comma like the like the continue, Yeah, okay, the comma okay. So he texts me at, I don't know, Hey man, how do I set up a league poll? Like a questionnaire while while we're on the air. So I right back, go, hey man, I'm on the air. But it's on the main page on ESPN, Like right there on the main league page. It says make a poll.

You couldn't google it. You couldn't google How do I put up a poll on ESPN Fantasy Football? You're texting me? So I right back. It's on the main page. So he texts back, I'm using the app. So I text back and click on league and go to make a poll or whatever it says. And then he writes me back, is okay, how should I word the poll? I have a question about the I R slots? Hey man, I'm

on the radio. I can't do this now. Yeah, but I just need to know no, no, no, no, no no, this is not earth shattering, this is not it's gotta be The fantasy football world will be okay until I get off the air Town o'clock. Yeah, speaking of me being on the air, scary twenty two years. On this morning show, somebody texted in this morning, I'm new to the show. What does Dave do? Well, I don't like who is David Brody? Nope, they said what does Dave do?

What's his role? Elvis said, who is Dave Brodie? But they texted in what does Dave do on this shy that specifically said who is Dave Brodie? Alright? So and then I got a text. I want to give it a real quick if I can find it. I think I have it here in my pictures. Ready to talk about folder. A woman wrote, oh cruzy c r u z y one, she posted on the fifteen Minute Morning

Show on Instagram. You guys are hysterical. Brody by the way, I always tag us when you talk about us, because if it's the if it's the Elvis store and show account, we're not gonna get notified that you commented, so always tag us. We don't want to miss the good stuff. Brody, I never realized how funny are well. First of all, thank you, Cruzy, But I thought to myself, that's a compliment. But then I thought, what have I been doing wrong all this time? What have I not done that she

has not noticed that I'm funny? I didn't see what I'm saying. So is it a compliment or is it like, oh, you've been boring and shitty for twenty two years, but now finally they finally chuckled, So now it piqued out curiosity and nothing part of the Cruzy. I love you. I'm not Chris. I'm going to worrying about me. I'm like, oh all of us, Like if somebody said to you scary, I never noticed you're actually not a bad looking guy, Like yeah, that's oh that's about candic compliment right there?

So you thought I'd been ugly for all this time? But I do want to shout out Christie k Won oh eight because she's a big slice. We love Christie king Love wrote, oh yeah, he's hilarious. If you haven't checked out The Brooklyn Boys with David Brady and Scary Jones. Yet I highly recommend it start from the beginning. Could you ask for a better reply then what Christie k went away gave. Christie K you should be christ K one. On nine, I'm giving you an extra point. That's you

should be Christie K one. Actually there are no other Christie Kay's. You are our favorite Christie Kay. So thank you, uh Cruzy five one for jumping on the Brodie train and for Christie pointing out she's always been on the Brodie train and the Brooklyn Boys train and apparently it's Gary Jones train. Slice for Life now. Charmelo's photos, Charmelo's photos and sweets at Mela Underscore. N y c H tweeted at us, I wonder if the crew ever got

their candles. Apparently she sent candles in the mail. I made these special candles for everyone at Elvistran show and I'm sad they won't get them until they go back to the office. That was in March, and now she's following up with the tweets saying, I wonder if they got them. No, if we had them, we can back nostalgic about them. Uh oh, I'm so sorry there, Brodie. She didn't hio hio. Um. Actually the wick stops here. She'd not make a candle. I'm looking at it right now.

I thought she did. Okay, you know, so other people got candles. I guess she doesn't know what I do on the show. Either she doesn't know your existence, or maybe it was too much to create for her, because she's burning the candle at both ends. Uh no, that so she made these candles, and each one of them there there's still, you know, the big cylinder ones, and they have a print, like I'm standing behind a wheel of cheese. Gandhi's with her boyfriend Brandon. Oh, Max has

his own candle. That's great. I'm in on the normal circumstances. I stand like two feet from Elvis for twenty two years. Mate's girlfriend kissing him. Isn't one another candle? Oh? Look, um, Sam Sam, producer Sam being kissed by uh yeah, by her boyfriend. Oh that's so that's another candle. Well you know what, Brodie, we should tweet her. You should tweet her right now. No candle, no not, that's not for

she just forgot it. She forgot you. That's right, that's all right, It's okay, come on, I really do anyway. So speaking of people who point, by the point of that tweet was gonna be I didn't realize there's no camera. I think you're part of that, but it's gonna be like well, she says in March, she knows, damn well, we're not at the studio, and then six months later

she's like, fuck it, I'm sending them anyway. I wonder if they if they got them, because I'm like, that's playing Russian Roulette with with with us, because we don't know if we're gonna get these packages or not. They have to be and even then when they're yeah, you know, speaking of people who don't listen, because we assume people listen to hear stuff. I'm not going to try to pronounce this woman's name. It's a very long name with a lot of consonants, and it's like you'd win a

lot of money if this was really fortune. But she she posted on the one of the one of the videos I forget which one on el stra And Show, she said, it's been a while since I tuned into the Elvis Durand Show. Why did Scary Jones have to have surgery? All right? I wasn't paying attention that's okay. Sometimes people get us confused have surgery. Scary doctor. I had to get penis reduction, right, And why did the doctor accidentally perform the surgery on Froggy? The doctor Froggy

Froggy head surgery. It wasn't Froggy. And I thought, she's doing better every day. He's cognitive, his speech is coming back. Everything's coming back quicker than mine. As you can here. You know. Yeah, I'll tell you he's doing really well. And he's only been ten he's only been he's only had this ten days. He got the surgery and he's already two days later. It's amazing. I am he called me. He called me Tuesday night. Maybe we had like an

hour long conversation. It's amazing how well he's speaking now, because like two days earlier he was on the air with us maybe and he really was struggling. Um, the swelling has gone down. He's really doing well. He's he's he's kicking ass. I'm very proud of him. So anyway, that's where Froggy. There you go. Um, I have there is this something you wanted to get to you? Because yeah, well I just wanted to play this Nevada clip. Oh,

it's just not Nirvada. Nevada, no Nevada. So it's one of those where someone is trying to either they're trying to use where they're from to explain the way they think, like, oh, I'm from Brooklyn, I don't take any ship, right, you can you can insert any town us right, right, I'm from Detroit, I don't take any ship. Right. Or you might going, oh, I'm from I'm from uh, you know, Braintree, Georgia. We're very polite people, right. It doesn't have to be

you know, tough guys. Now, when you think of Nevada, scary Jones, especially Vegas gambling gambling. Now, when you gamble, right, you are you put money down, You don't know the outcome of what's gonna happen. You just hope you're gonna win. If you lose. It's a little bit of skill, a little bit of skill, and a lot of luck, a lot of luck. So this guy was talking about the debate tonight. He was being he's one of the cable news stations, and the reporter, the host said, are we

going to have a debate tonight? Is there something that's gonna force it to get canceled or whatever. And uh, he's gonna tell you from Nevada. But play the clip and see if his commentary makes any sense. Can you guarantee the debate will happen today? You know better than that, don't you. I'm from Nevada, and we don't bet on things that we're going to happen. Huh, I'm from Nevada. We don't bet on things we don't even know. I'm from Nevada. We don't bet on things that we don't

know what's gonna happen. No, but that that's all. That's all right, that's the exact opposite, is true. We play it again, we do, you'll hear it. Can you guarantee the debate will happen today? You know better than that, don't you. I'm from Nevada, and we don't bet on thanks that we're going to happen. Oh okay. I think he was just trying trying to cram in a betting reference because he's from Nevada and didn't necessarily have to

make any sense. Right, But he's from the Vada. He's from the Vada, so he must only bet on things he knows they're gonna happen, which would mean he'd be a billionaire. Right, are right? She asked you a question? Is that debate can happen? You work for one of the campaigns, you're an expert, right you got sorry? Okay? Um, yeah, so there's that. You know. I bought it at leased, a new car, right at lease was up. I got a new car. Something happened in buying the car that

I got free dessert on. So I'm gonna tell you that next week, because it's not as good as the story I'm gonna tell you now. You know, you asked people on on Facebook or in forums for help. You just want them to answer your question, right, And some forms are more polite than others. So I went on a Dodge Charger Facebook page because I just got a new Dodge Charger and there are things about the car

that are exactly the same as my last one. Very fortunate, but I lease it because you know, it's like that's a lease it so um every three years I get a new one. So the car is basically the same, but they make some upgrades, or sometimes they make what they think is an upgrade, and then I hate it, Like whose idea was doing? Is this? Right. Okay, so one of the things they changed was with the navigation and radio system. Okay, they change something with the navigation.

It doesn't matter about what it was. But I needed help. I needed to know if the navigation if the problem I was having, what's what information that keeps popping up on the right side in there was way to turn it off? In I can't figure out how to turn off this bonus information that I don't need or want. Sounds to me like you have a valid question for the forum. So I say, hey, guys, I had a seventeen,

I have a twenty. You know that information that pops up about the fun things that you can find when you're on the parkway. It'll show you what restaurants with gas stations. It gives you information so that you know you know what's at the exit. Well, I don't need to know that because most of the time I'm on the Parkway, I'm going to the end. I'm not stopping anywhere, right, I'm just going to visit somebody. I don't want that pop up. But in the charger I can't find a

way to turn it off. So I post and I say, hey, um, does anybody know how to turn that off on or is it not a thing you could turn off anymore? So the first guy writes, I don't know why that bothers you. This wasn't it an opinion column, right? The second guy says, I kind of like that. I find it helpful, And the third guy writes, oh, why don't

you just use car Play? That fucking many moo and jack there answering your questions, So like like knuckleheads like the three stooges right, and use the NAV system on car Play or Android, you know, whatever it is. I didn't ask you for your opinion. I did Robbie ninety two. I don't give a funk that you used car Play. I asked you how to fix my problem, So fuck you so not learning my lesson. The car I have now comes with six speakers and a two hundred seventy

six what amp. My last car came with eleven speakers tent speakers rather, a sub Wolfer and a five hundred and fifty two what amp made by Beats, right, it was really nice. Came with the car that was their new promotion at the time. We're working with Beats. They put this great stereo system in, but now, for whatever reason, you have an option. You can get the car with a six speaker system that's okay, or you could pay two thousand dollars for the Harmon card In thirteen speaker system. Well,

I don't have that kind of money. So I got to call it the Base Alpine system, and I thought, all right, hopefully it'll be almost as good as what I had. Well, to be honest, it's scary. Maybe I'm sensitive to sound being in radio, or just I like I like good radio. It's about a six out of the ten in my mind that I had. So I went I went on the Facebook page and in the charge of the charge of form that I'm a member of,

and I said, hey, I have this dilemma. But I'm not an audio file so I have a budget of like five hundred dollars. That's what I want to spend. Are the speakers in the car? Because I don't know the specs. I tried looking it up. I don't know the spec, couldn't find it right away. I since found it. Can I put a five amp if I buy the amp from the old car somewhere on eBay? Will that blow the speakers out? Or are there speakers for like a few hundred dollars that would be as good as

what I had in the seventh seen. Because the amps are like two hundred, I'm not sure what to buy. Can anyone recommend a similar equipment package for a five Hey, dude, one, don't you get the harmon cardon system? That was Then I get a guy who goes, oh, I had the same problem. Here's what I did. I put in thirteen speakers for sub wolfers. I built a deck alleged box where I put two amps four channel. It sounds to me, it sounds to me. It cost me eight hundred dollars,

but it was worth it. All these forums are are just a reason for people to show off their ship, like, yeah, here's what I did build build a box with with sub wolfers in my car. I just want to buy I know, but I I told him, I said, I have an apple. I currently have a small apple. How do I get the same size apple? And these fuckers are telling me how to put a watermelon in my car.

I just want to get back to where I was, So I have to now go to someplace that does installs and and now and speak to somebody in person or just google a different forum. I mean, obviously there are a bunch of I know, I know, so that. My point is, if somebody asks you for help, don't give them your opinion on something else. Hey, you know where I can find a good Italian restaurant. You should eat Greek, it's healthier. Go fund yourself. Yeah, I asked

you for Italiant food, So charge of forum. Robbie ninety two and uh and Eric D and the other idiot, go funk yourselves. I don't want to use car Play. I don't have eighteen hundred dollars. I don't buy the Harmon cardon system for two thousand. I just want to improve for a few hundred bucks what I have. That's all. Is that too much? That fucking Robby Yobby two? By the way, maybe the New Way seventy seven in my book. Actually there's a few Robby ninety you know. Funny you

mentioned that ape. I'll get to this at the end of the at the end of this email, at the end of these few emails, I have a problem with what's going on right now on Apple podcasts. Um the

Logic Police. Grady Rogers wrote to us and said, um, hey, gentlemen, I was listening to the E d M S on Demand channel and there was a Yo Play Go Gurt commercial in it, and the lady says, you can also take it outside and introduced the kids and some of your favorite childhood backyard games break out the jump rope or an old pair of skates. Really, those were the two examples you chose to use for backyard games jump

rope maybe, but for fox sake, skates. I can only hope the original author meant for those to be very two different ideas. Anyway, Yeah, thank you, Grady. So Grady was like, really, you're talking specifically about backyard activities, and uh, you know this is what they choose jump jump rope or an old, old pair of skates. By the way, nothing works better on a lawn than roller skates exactly, So they're they're actually Grady's right. I mean, I don't

know why they chose an old pair of skates. But sometimes sometimes these commercial copywriters um are high or whatever the case, I don't know. I don't have an answer for you, Grady. Sometimes we just read the email and we don't have these open ended solutions. Speaking of commercials, can I I'm gonna just go for a second here, scare because it was all my list of things to talk about. Um, if you own a company, right, I

know you want your voice on the radio. Do me a favor, pay a company to do a commercial for you. There's nothing I hate more. I know you do it scary sometimes I know. No, no, I I hate. I'm not a fan either, but we don't. There's nothing more unprofessional And I'm not going to buy your product when you have a like a radio DJ or a professional guy throws a question to you that you clearly recorded separately and they stuck it onto the commercial. Yeah, let

me tell you something about these pillows. These are the best pillows I've got. CEO John Pillow here, tell us about your pillows. A lot of times they want to have their own voices on it because they want wants to get on the radio. But you shouldn't be on the radio, John Pillow, you should not be on the radio. And by the way, mom, I'm picking out any Pillow people in particular. I just used pillow gonna be like befitted the pillow guy just in general. Hey, I have

four of them. Yeah, I wasn't commenting on four commercials. No, I know I have four of his pillow. I wasn't talking about the my pillow guy new commercials for him. I was just saying, I just said pillow for right now, I said usually, I said pillow because in my basement we have, um, we have a two seater couch that that's become like throw stuff on the couch thing, like, oh, it's a couch nobody sits on. So there's old blankets and pillows and uh, that's they're on. So I'm looking

at a pillow. So that wasn't referent, Megan wrote to us. So what I'm saying there are and and there are talented people who make a living sounding upbeat and well spoken who belong in commercials. Right. There are radio professionals like new endorsements for you, like you and me for that matter, can do commercials. But there are commercials. High. This is Mary Jones, and I want to tell you about my new handcap product that I named after my daughter. Well,

it's an ego thing. Come on, and there I guess what. They're the ones paying the bill so they get you know, the same thing with these cars, some of these cars, some of these car commercials. You know, some of these people have they know, they have their daughters. Their daughters were never you know, we're an aspiring singer, so they never got to sing talking about root for and Paramus root for Chrysler. I don't I don't want to make

assumptions on what her career was gonna be. But there Dodge and Jep root for Paramus and she's like, she's got a guitar, right that girl. That's like, why don't we not hire a singer Jamie can sing? Because because they will listen to people in charge of the advertising budget, I want to take care of their kids, so the kid wants to be in TV. So you know exactly. You knew exactly locally what commercial I'm talking about. If you guys can googlewhere, don't don't do it. Don't don't

do it. We don't know if they're sponsors or not. Don't do it. It doesn't matters. Why don't we just keep it keep You can edit that out. No, but it's every town USA. Don't single one of them out. I'm just going to live in this town, I know. But people listening can relate because they're listening in other cities in America where there's a local car. Everyone has a local car dealer where they know where they put their hot daughter on camera because her daughter wanted to

be an actress that never made it. So they have the budget, they have the message and like ahead, you read the script, and they put them on TV in front of their hot cars. Okay, I won't mention the name of the places and other commercial and other call dealow ship driving crazy. All right, it's the Connecticut one. You know the Connecticut one? Yes, I do. I know the Connecticut one. I know the Westchester one. Is it Norfolk? Is it was it Norfolk? Newton? Oh? And Newton? That's it? Yeah?

And he has the accent. Come on down on my dealership in Newton. And then all the all the people who worked there, they're all very cute. The guy with the accident, he goes, come on down the Newton. It's not a bad commercial. They sing of the sometimes they have jingles that they sing. They don't sing. All right, tell you know what the one I the one I mentioned before. I think her uncle sings one of them too, you know what I'm talking about? Yes, yes, I const

cause for the last that one. Yeah, I think they got another family member. Don't do it? People, don't. I wouldn't single them. Man if I were you. Okay, you don't, you don't know them. Great, that's with David Brodie. By the way, you're gonna be You're gonna be no, beep it, you're gonna be gon beep it. No, it's too late to know. No, No, what is done? Okay? Scary. All I said was the girl doesn't sing. Okay, fine, and you went out and said she's a failed actress. I

was making No. I didn't say her specifically. I'm saying, in any town, USA where there's a rich card dealer, his daughter can be a struggling actress and be struggling songwriter. Alright. You were attributing it to a specific commercial. Alright, I ad it first. All right, then you took Then you peet in the pool like a hot girl. Insert food in mouth. Megan Long wrote to us and said that she's currently listening to episode and I wanted to talk

about the Amazon and package delivery issue. Last year, a friend of hers sent her a gift through Amazon. On the data it was delivered, she sent me the picture that the Amazon delivery person sent. Well, the front door in the picture was yellow, and my front door is blew. It was delivered to my neighbor's house across the hall at my apartment complex. I figured that I could either grab it before they got home, or they would check the name and wrong address and address and it in

front of my door. Wrong. I get home and surprise, surprise, no package to be found. My neighbor fucking stole my package. I don't know my neighbor, and I'm a young female who lives alone, so I didn't pound on the door to ask from my package back out of fear. Story ended happily, though, with my friend complaining to Amazon and getting a new package delivered to me for free. No free dessert, but I did finally get my present. Love

your podcast. Well, Megan, I don't know what to say, but if you know that your neighbor caught, you know you want to catch him red handed. I would figure away too, you know, because it's not just enough to me. I want justice to be served. I want the right thing to be done. I want to call people out on their ship. Hey, you stole my fucking package. Here's the picture. Okay, but you think this single young girl

is gonna do that? No, but she could get her big big gass boyfriend or you know, someone in her life to go with her knock on the door and say, where's my fucking package? And what if? They say? The package was there, but someone must have stolen it from our door. We never saw it. Now you know what happened to me via the night broody. I was ordering food from Seamless and actually door Dash and the motherfucker's friends. Yeah, your friends at door Dash. You know what he did,

just that, it's it's in the title. He fucking left the food at the door, and he dashed the only thing on he took. No, he left the food in the lobby. Because I live in an apartment complex. In all fairness in these COVID times, they're not allowed up to my floor. I love that, but leave it with my doorman. They take a picture. He takes a fucking picture and says, here's where I left your food, and there's a snapshot of it, and and he fucking bolts.

I go downstairs and I'm like, whe's my food? And my doorman is like, I don't know what you're talking about. Nothing got here for you. And I showed him the picture. I'm like, you didn't eat my food? Did your motherfucker? And he's like, no, dude, and he looks at my phone. He goes, dude, that's not our building. He goes, that's nothing. That's where do you see this shelf? You see this wooden shelf anywhere in our building? He got he fucking went of the wrong building because he he didn't check

the real street address. So I called him up and I'm like, yo, Javier, what's up with that? And by the way, his name is not Javier. It was something like that, but I'm protecting his name, something like something like a Javier. And he's like, oh, no, man, he goes,

that happens all the time. And I'm like, when you get so, I said, and the fact is that you said they want you to leave a tip for your dasher, and you leave the dashers tip before you even get the food, so you don't even know how the fucking service is gonna turn out. Well, in this case, it was shitty. It was so I'm like, oh, dude, well, I said, what do you mean this happened? Before he goes because you know, I'm gonna double back. I know exactly where you know, because I know the building you're

at now. I knew it was one or the other. He tells me on the phone, and I'm like, why don't you just fucking hit the ways button or the Google Maps. It's not hard or check with the dorman saying, hey, is this. So my doorman told me a story that he said, a lot of these uber eats seamless door dash people sit there. They get offended when my doorman

tries to double check. So my dorman's trying to like do the right thing and say, hey, you sure it's for and not because a lot of times we get a lot of their food and they get a lot of hours, and a lot of times they're like, don't look at me, man, go fund yourself, I know, don't tell me how to do my job. So my doorman has gotten in the habit of butting out of the business and be like, fucking man, let them come in. But he couldn't help at this point. It was a

different building. I know, I know. But my dorman apologized, said he would have caught it had he been more more into it. More you know, wait a minute, your doorman is the doorman for more than one building. No, my doorman is the dorman of my building. And he gets from other buildings. He gets food from other buildings

all the time. So when when the new when the people from DoorDash and Uber Eats come into the building, he's now stopped no what I'm saying, But he has now stopped asking them confirmed reconfirming who the food is for and what apartment because all he does is get dirty looks and and these door dashers curse him off,

saying I know what I'm sucking doing. So he's now stopped intervening and said, fuck it, let them leave the food and now yes, So anyway, Javier got me my food ten minutes later, ten minutes colder, what are you gonna do? I shrug my shoulders and I went upstairs to eat and then pass out because that's what I was gonna do. And I don't know what David Brody would have done, um, because technically it's not the fault of door dash in this case. If the dash is fault,

you should take the tip away. But you can't do that. It's an irreversible act. Did we take our second break yet? So I should tell you what I would do right after this. I gotta, I gotta, I got you gotta pause the podcast. I gotta go do something. You got you gotta have sex in your hop Yeah right, I gotta put the pizza in. Pizza was mine. It's on its way. I have door Dash bringing it. You're an asshole, scary and seriously, man, how the hell do you only

think of yourself? You're cooking pizza during this podcast. I don't. I don't stop down my podcast. It's a I'm you know, Brodie, throw a chicken in the oven. Hold on, you stopped the podcast to go look at a float with bar at in the Hudson River. Okay, that was podcast prep. Okay, that's happening now, that's current events. That's a bar at. Okay, all right, so I had to go put the pizza in the oven. The Frozen Pizza favorite Frozen Pizza, which

was discontinued for the pandemic, but it's back on. Totinos are the guys that make the pizza rolls. Yeah, I'll make fake mozzarella. It's like it's processed mozzarrell cheese fozzarella, fake mozzarella fuzzarella. Right, but the crust is flaky and crispy, and it's by far my favorite. There's a sausage pepperoni combo. There's a sausage. It's rare. It's like a unicorn if you find that sausage. Only one um, but they used to only they used to sell it all supermarkets, then

they stopped. They used to have two kinds and Gino's j E n o S And that was in the yellow boxes. Those were like individual they had like two different company names. Was the same company, and then Totino's is it was in a red box. Then it was in a rectangular red plastic wrapper. Okay, and they have like seven or eight different places. Yeah, the super Bowl. I didn't say it was small. The supermarkets stopped selling them, so you can only get them at Walmart. Then Walmart

stopped selling them for while during the pandemic. Well now Target near me has them, and my kid and I are loving it because we love these pizza. Anyway, I didn't do it, Okay, we are in We're happy that they're back. Okay, So my daughter I picked my daughter off from school in the afternoons now because my wife's working and I'm I'm home your mom, Yeah exactly. Well, you know what, that's sexist, that's insinuating that Mom's supposed to be doing the pickups. I'm Mr Dad, thank you

very much. So I pick her up. And my daughter always tells me in the morning before she leaves what she wants to lunch. So today she said, I'd like to bring the water the pizzas. So I just popped the pizza in so I can have a cookie. I teased something we have. I just want well before you do that. We tease something and I want to make sure we get to it. But we're gonna get to it. But things to read, Well, how would you handle free dessert in that situation? I would I would handle it

the same way I handled producer sam situation. I would call the restaurant and let them know that I didn't get my food, or I got an hour late and it was cold. Did you ever get the food by the way, did okay? But it was cold? Right? Well? It was it was called wink wink. Oh, I see what you did there. Second of all, I would then call door dash and tell both places I'm gonna get the dash in tub, I'm going to get the dasher in trouble. The dasher didn't care apparently the dash she said, oh,

this happens all the time. Dude, he Javier fox up all the time. You can You can't have said Javier lose his job. Were a pandemic. Oh you know what, Well, maybe Javier loses his job for sucking and then Mike gets a job to replace Javier. He helped the Mike out. I don't know, man, I just felt. Mike has nine kids. Don't you care about those kids. Mike has a pregnant every day he's hustling. Javier is going to the wrong house. Mike is a better worker. He needs a job. His

wife's ready to push you. But you just can't take food. What do you can't steal food out of Javier's mouth? What did Mike's kids do to you? Why do you hate Mike's kids? I don't hate Mike's kids. But he doesn't have the gig yet. Javier has a gig. Take you give it and then you take it away. You can't do that. If Javier has a job because he's bored and his father is rich, you don't know. Well, these are all hypotheticals. If you need a job, you

do it. Well, that's it. You can't look you feel bad if Via lost a job, sure, So okay, so you called the sandwich, all right, so I called door dash, but I got my ship, but I called I called door dash, right, And then you're gonna say, hey, look your guy fucked up. I want credit boom and I'll give me like twenty five dollars. Right. I don't know if you know this, but even as not even as not even, but not at the not the at the expense of Javier, because you see he's the one that's

gonna get penalized for that. Then here's what you do. You call up and you say, I live in a building complex. It isn't clearly numbered. It's very confusing. It's an honest mistake. But the bottom line is I didn't get my food. This way, you make it look like anybody would have made the mistake. It's not how his fault, but you didn't get the food, and you'd like some kind of compensation. This ways to handle it, rather than call up and be like, oh, here's a piece of ship.

This motherfucker told me. He makes this mistake. All looked on him. You should fire him. That's a different thing. Alright. Couple quick emails, and then I want to hear one of your rants because I haven't heard one in a while. But I did tease family feuds, so I gotta do that quick, and I'll tell you about First of all, just Christie Lynn Canto wrote to us, this is important because we sometimes need to hear these things. She can too,

She can too. Yeah, she went to our Facebook page of all places, the Brooklyn Boys, which is a waste land the Brooklyn Boys. Uh at the Brooklyn Boys on Facebook? Well, I mean we haven't posted there in a while. We gotta do something about Facebook. Yeah, you know, we got new We gotta put some video on there. How about that? Haven't we put some video content? I'm sure haven't you already put video up of your other podcasts would share on our Brooklyn Boys page. But I may start doing that.

You know what, We're gonna get some video and we're gonna put some video content on the Brooklyn Boys page. What do you say anyway? Size for life from a hot tub, Christie says she's a size for life from San Antonio. I'm on episode episode and now worried the closer I get to the current episode. What will I do to pass the time at work? I love you guys. I am one of the few who only listens to this podcast. I have never even heard of The Big Show. Oh,

by the way, she names it the Big Show in caps. No, the Big Show, like that's the name of our show other show. No, she does not, nor do I follow any other social media. It's called Elvis Duran in the morning show, Christie, and you should check it out. No, she does not. She's calling it the Big Show as if that's the name of the Big that's the name of the show. Is capital T, capital B capitals. All right, I understand, how okay, I'll have to create a couple uh,

just for you guys. Uh, social media handles. Have a blessed day, Christie. You're missing out if you haven't heard from where we come, where we come from, the cloth were cut from, and the reason why we are the insane. You know, they're seeing luto tics that we are. So there's that, uh, and then um one other one here is this somebody with free dessert situation. Bradley Martinez rights

from Tampa. I went to Starbucks last weekend. When I got home, I noticed there were coffee grinds on the bottom of my cup about an eighth of an inch thick. Needless to say, I took a picture and email it to Starbucks immediately. Not only are they going to give me my money back on my Starbucks app, but they're also going to send me a Starbucks gift card. Hashtag even is not even hashtag free desert hashtags life for Life, Slice for Life? How about that Bradley Martinez? How about that?

How about oh you left his phone number? I couldn't. We could have put him on the podcast alight, alright anyway, and I got a lot of free dessert stories. I gotta do you want to when you want to? You wanna tal my family feud? What do you wanna talk about? You? Yeah? So I wanna. I want to just give a shout out to DJ Millie. DJ Millie sent me a really long DJE. DJ Millie give you all the props and all the mentions right here. You sent me a huge

letter free dessert. I. I don't have time this episode. I promised you a couple of weeks ago, and I know You're like, oh, how about this week? How about this week? So I'm gonna try for next week, d J Melley, But I didn't forget about you, So I'm giving a shout out, shout, you know, I shout out. Okay, I did the I did the Facebook darts charging aunt um, so forgive me. We're at a time on on on the second rant I was gonna do. Please don't be mad, but I'm gonna give you a mini rant about Family

Feud because I told you last week that's rigged. They want people to win and they make it easy for them. So I met my mom's house watching Family Feud again, and there's a family on I don't remember their names. Five guys all in suits, really not fun, funny, just like Steve Harvey loves them, the kind of family you want on the show every week. Right, you did, just fantastic people, I said to my mother. Watched. They're gonna give them either or questions in the in the in

the bonus round. They're gonna make it so easy for them to win. Watch. So here are the questions. Scary name a letter that looks like your your your your significant others wear end shaped like you know your your woman? Or double W. Okay it's either W or B right? Okay, Uh, name something a man uh does to keep busy when he's bored. Watches TV? Right, it was watching TV with the next one. Now here's where it got really ridiculous. Well, no, the guy said watch porn and it was the number

one answer. Then the question was name something you need to go water skiing? Water skis right, number one answer. The other other option is boat. There's only two options, so the other guy said skis boat. The next question, names something commonly made of swede shoes, right, and the other guy said jacket jack. It name a type of pitch a picture would throw. Fastball, right guy, Right, that's it. No one's gonna say four fingers, uhler, slider, change up,

cut fastball. It's fastball, curveball. They made it so easy, Fami lude. I want you, guys, if you watch Family Feud with Steve Harvey. I'm sure it's been going on for a hundred years with other hosts, but I want you to watch, and if you see a family that you're like, well, this is a good family. Watch how they hand them the money. They hand it to them because they want them on. They want more screen time, because they get to come back the next day. People

know I'm saying they want them to win. I'm saying it's like, oh, these people are fun. We want them to win. Name a type of pitch a picture would throw scary. Name something you need to water ski? Um, it's in it's in the question. The answers in the question. I mean obviously a lake water, but for the most part it's boat and water skis. Yes, a roast beef sandwich. Yeah, they just have two bumps. Tell me you want to be done right right, So I I see what you're saying.

That either or question. There's not It wasn't like it wasn't like one of them was easy. All five of them were very were very easy questions. I think it was what does a guy watch to kill time or something like that. Whatever was the answer was obviously born Now finally, UM, that and that and that is stupid and but that's a TV tactic of the way for the producers to make the good families win. And we we we we recognize that, and we're calling you out

family few um Apple podcasts. Um. We've come a long way from the fuck you Ape seventy seven, Brody UM. A long time ago, we were chewing and eating on the microphone because that's what we do. Because a bunch of gov owns and ape seventy seven gave us out first one star review I think we ever had back in Apple Podcasts. So that's why we started the whole few Ape seventy seven because Abe seventy seven was signed to APE seventy seven and he gave us one star.

But he enjoyed the podcast anyway. But he's he was an asshole, Okay, whatever, hopefully he's still with us. What you got since then, Brody, I gotta say, in the last six months or so, there's a bunch of Ape seventy seven's out there. Yeah, yeah, and we will read them. Brodie, you're gonna want to screenshot them and read them on the next podcast because a lot of them don't make

any sense. We don't have time for them here, but we want everybody, if you can go to Apple Apple Podcasts and leave us a review, five stars would be nice. It would be great to have five stars, but you know, you know, we want to earn it. But seriously, let's let's show up these people because we don't want to

be drowned out. Listen, we're still a five star podcast, but with this this and assholes in there, and if you want to name them by name in your review that would be great and say this person will know what they're talking about. You know what I'm saying, because that's where in your face like that right, Not from Nevada where we don't want to gamble from rock boys Boys