#144: Here's Some Cheap Vodka!

was it over the weekend. It was Monday. Monday, we woke up to Saturday morning. I woke up to this Saturday morning full show. Somebody tweeted. Somebody tweeted at us and said, hey, guys, uh, there's a podcast on your podcast feed, on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. U Um, that doesn't belong. I'm like what. So they sent the screenshot and it was a podcast called I'm just gonna just one time. I'm mentioning it bold Talk. That's it, it doesn't matter. And it was about our old friend bald

Freak RANI. It happens to be starring one of the guys in this podcast. I like a lot. You may not remember him from he's in one of the Sonic commercials where he's in the car with his body. By the way, the second you start off any story with you might remember him from Not Memorable, Well he was also it was a show on remember him from not an A List celebrity? Yeah, okay, there was a it was an improved show radio something that I loved on v H one that he was on. Anyway, he's an

improv comedian. He and his buddy are bald. Any I don't want to promote it anymore because he was promoted fucking Call Your Daddy podcast. Listen. People woke up on Saturday morning and thought we issued another another episode of book Boys, just so I see this thing weird for people to do, by the way, right, So the person who tweeted said, this is on my Spotify. So I was like, okay, let me check our radio. It's there. So then I checked the back end our upload page.

It was everyone, Oh, it's actually in our upload page. So somebody with the keys to our upload page, corporate, the corporate monkeys had access to our page, went in and uploaded this what amounts to be a three minute commercial promo for this other podcast. Now, Burtie Last I heard promos for other podcasts happened in between in the commercial breaks when we say we'll be back after this. That's at the beginning. Like the beginning, you have to listen or at the end, or on our radio stations.

I heart radio stations. But never in a zillion years did I think somebody would hijack the Brooklyn Boys feed and publish what looks to be at for it's like a Brooklyn Boys episode because it's just published by the Brooklyn Boys, and it's a picture of two guys, and if you look quickly, it doesn't look like the thing is like, oh, maybe they changed their logo because it's a little little thumbnail on your phone, and you're like, oh, maybe four thousand people listened at least for for twenty

seconds to this thing. What's just promoting you to listen to someone else's podcast. But what sucks even worse is you might think that that was just all right, that was a commercial and that was the end of that, and you might not even hit the next button to get to the actual episode of our podcast. So who knows, you could be another It could be another week and a half before you open up the app and actually here the next download of our show. So that interrupts

our flow, that interrupts our audience measures. I mean, there's so many things that are unsavory about it. Let alone the fact that nobody emailed us and said, hey, guys, this is coming down, can you give us a hand? I mean, for all, we thought it was an accident, and to this moment, we we we make corporate were like, hey, well we didn't email corporate. We emailed the top digital guys in New York, not the corporate, the corporate monkeys

we email. We emailed these people were like, hey, get us an explica people, an accident people in New York? What happened? How did they? Right back, We've seen this done before, but we had no knowledge of it. So it's been done before, and so we still never got a direct response back. Brodie didn't know. It's just done on accident by accident. No, so I don't know. I

don't we don't know that for effects. So so so that I said, well it doesn't belong there, and they said, well leave until we find out, and I said, too late, it's already we already deleted deleted it because I didn't know what it was we did get four thousand listens to our channel, so I hope that counts towards the Brooklyn Boys, in which case we'll have to negotiate them. Putting commercials on our stream like that, but but making it look like a new episode was a little bit bogus,

So that's some balls. You don't do that. However, four thousand people didn't tell us. Again, Now, look, it's possible four thousand people all didn't want to be the second person. So I get that, Bodie. I gotta believe that it was an accident. No, I want to believe that this was done erroneously. I want to believe that they wouldn't have They wouldn't have put this on our feed without actually emailing us that they were going to do that first.

Now here's the thing. I don't know how many people listen to that other podcast, right, it must people will just call it the Bald Podcast. We don't need to promote it anymore. But those guys are semi famous, right, how about our company puts our podcast in their feed?

Do a little little you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. Now, we don't have a three minute commercial because somebody who isn't me on this podcast, refuses to put a promo together that being said, No, we will, we will, We will do our due diligence and we will get it done. All right, So now that aside, and you know, to get about the back. If you didn't hear the last episode, you oh sorry, I got I'm getting my dander up. I know, a dander is up, friend, Yeah, You're dander

is up? You always if that's gonna be a Brooklyn Boys quote, right, Brooklyn Boys court. Guy. You gotta stop with the typos and the missing letters. It's making it look like we don't speak. Well, is that what you do? Enough? Enough, enough, come out. We come out of the gate bitching like this. We're like a like a raging bull. I'm having a good week. You having a good week. I'm having a week, you know. But I will say this thing you did interrupt me cutting my cheese, Well you have to fart

on them off the microphone. I don't understand. No, you said, hey, let's meet for the podcast. Let's do this right, and then I send you, I send you the link, and then I'm waiting for you to log on, waiting, waiting, waiting. The ten minutes passes and I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna have a piece of cheese. So I had bought this cheese from this Italian deli and it was so freaking good. But the thing is, when you open up cheese, you know I'm talking about the hard cheese.

Uh you know, you open it up, it's in that cellophane, saran wrap whatever it is. But it's wrapped by the store. You can't rewrap it from the store sell you know, the store saran wrap. Because I took a knife and I cut off a couple of pieces off the block. And then now I'm like fuck. And then I hear you in the background screaming, yo, you're there. You ready to go, Let's do this, And I'm like, wait a second, I'm not leaving the cheese out. So I had to go under. I had to go look for a proper

tupperware that would fit this cheese block. But I didn't want a big one or a long one. Have zip block bags, no, No, there's nothing like an actual tightly sealed like plastic container that fits the shape of the cheese. There's one that I have that's specifically made for cheese. So I had to go find it and give the choice of coming and doing this podcast or eating your cheese hashtag. You chose the cheese. I cut the cheese every time, and you chose the cheese. Chose the cheese

over the over the over the slices. But I'll tell you the cheese was so good. The guy that kind of cheese, it was a it was it was no, no, no, it was an aged grier from from an Italian place. And and um, I will tell you the guy behind the counter came out from behind the counter, the deli guy, and said, you let me tell you you're looking for cheese.

Let me show you this cheese. Cheese guy. Well, I started to think halfway through his spield that he's just trying to get rid of cheese, old cheese because it had like the little rindy mold thing. And he goes, oh, no, you don't understand. You understand the more the green on the sides and the mold, because you see this little thickness, you see the piece, that little translucent. That's how you know that that the cheese you're getting is a properly aged.

My friend, you see this four door camery. The rust is a good sign. The rust along the bottom means it's aged beautifully class. So that's so I leave there with this piece of cheese and I'm like, did I just get taken? Did this guy just totally like pull the wool over my eyes? Because I started thinking like was he trying to move old cheese or was he really trying to interest me in this aged you'll be you'll be moving old cheese in about an hour. I

think I'm already feeling it. And you write the word b l EU on top of handwritten on top of the label. Do you think it was blue cheese? I mean all blue cheese is moldy cheese. Moldy cheese. Yeah, it's the biggest scam ever. I will never eat blue cheese. Why not have this? People going, oh no, I love cheese sharp. But when I when I used to work for Red Robin if you guys know what the Red Robin, I was a manager for them. I was never a waiter.

I was hired as a manager back in the day, but a Reasionally I would help out, like I would take the order if the if the if the weight staff was overwhelmed, I'd go over to the table and moves with them. And I think I talked about soda before, but I may have mentioned this. We've done a hundred and forty three episodes already, episode zero, so I'm telling this story again. Forgive me. But um, when you would tell people what what you had, I'll tell you. They

give me a house salad. I said, well, what kind of dressing would you like? Um, it was, uh, Russian French creamy Italian oil and vinegar, right, Russian French, creamy, Italian oil vinegar. And then eventually it was Thousand Islands French because we switched. There's a difference. Uh. And they would go and so every one of them would go like this to me. They'd say, no, blue cheese. Well you didn't mention it. Otherwise if you had it, you would right. No, No, I have blue cheese. I just

don't want to give it to you. You have fat. Fuck I'm gonna give it to everybody else. I'm just offering you the Russian French creamy Italian oil vinegar because I got the good stuff. I've got creamy pomejan, I've got garlic cheese. You know, garlic dressing. It's wishful thinking. If I'm a customer and you don't list off. I always think about maybe perhaps you have extra in the back that you're not mentioning, or you forgot to list that one. No, you didn't hear. You know what happened

with me with the dover soult. It's a good thing. I fucking asked what I would do. An Italian restaurant was running by the specials simple exactly the way you are just now with your dressings. And they were like, oh, tonight, we have a bronzino, we have a salmon, we have a mahi mahi, and we have um a cod And I'm like oh, and I'm like you guys, you guys

don't have any dover soul. And exactly what customers did to you that well, because in there they had a menu online that said dover soul, but the menu person request menu said blue cheese. And I didn't say blue You know what? You know what? You know what? You know what? You know he says to me, goes, he goes no, because you know what, that's especial we have sometimes we don't have it today. Okay, he walks away. The next guy comes over and I'm like, yeah, I

just ordered all this. We ordered and I made a joke. I'm like, you know, I really wanted that Dover Soul that I saw. And then he goes, wait a second, you want a Dover Saul and wait a secon. I know it wasn't offered, but hold on, let me go check in the back low and behold. They come back and he goes, uh, yeah, I got you your Dover Saul. You want to put the put your order in. I'm like, yeah, So I asked the second guy, the guy behind the guy, and they had the fucking Dover Saul. But the first

guy didn't list it. And when I asked if he had it, he said he didn't. His only special sometimes. So bro, he maybe when you were listing off the dressings, you may have forgotten the blue cheese and somebody was just trying to But you're sure you don't have blue cheese, no reason. Okay, let me say about it to the customer. Listen. First of all, I'm the manager, right, I got the shirt and the tie, I got the keys of different you're yellow instead of blue? Whoa? Whoa? What does that mean? What?

Different shirt color? Is that? What? That's what differentiates you from your waiters? No, the waiters weren't wearing a shirt and tie. They were like a white shirt with an apron. The point is, if I had said, um, Russian, Um, French, uh, creamy Italian, what's the fourth one? Oil and vinegar? I think that's it. I think maybe I'm I don't know, but I oh, I said Russian, French, creamy, Titan oil vinegar.

Does that sound like I forgot one? Does that sound like I don't say the same thing all the time. It's like when I worked at chuck e cheese, coke, diet coke arras s bright and root here. I still remember, Wait, five flavors that the customers not giving you. Uh, do you have grape coke? Diet coke? Arrangs bright and root here? No grape or they'd asked for seven up. Dude, nobody's got spright and seven up. It's either or you got. I got coke and diet coke. He got pepsi? No, no, no,

you're a coke house, either coke house or a pepsi house. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We don't do drugs here. Yeah, anyway, but that aside, you're you're making a point about blue cheese. Yeah, it's so they so blue cheese is just it's it's I know yogurt has got bacteria in and I get it, But blue cheese. If you if you bite cheese, the cheese you bought, whatever cheese, you eat big block of cheese. If it starts to get mold on it, you throw

that ship out right immediately. It stinks. It's gross. Mold is smaller um life forms growing growing on your food. But probiotics are good for you, though, and they grow. That's live. Those are live cultures. And the name, oh, probiotics, it sounds like vitamins. No, it's ship you're eating. It's gonna eat ship inside you. I don't want it. Someone tells you, hey, eat a goldfish whole and it'll swim around in your stomach and it'll eat it'll eat the

dead red meat off the insides of your stomach. Would you eat that's? Would you eat that goldfish? No? Right, you've a Some people get those those pedicures with the fish where the fish eat at the dead skin. You never saw that before. Yeah, they stick your feet. I saw that Kim Kardashian down on one of the episodes, so we did it on our show. Twice with with Jersey Kid. Right. Oh yeah, and they start like pecking at you. It's like a fish pedicute inside my stomach.

But I'm telling you, someone's gonna figure out somewhere that some frog or or uh, some kind of lizard that if you eat it, you swallow it, it'll survive long enough to clean out your your intestines. Oh it's so great, it makes it. It'll you'll lose five pounds and you'll craft the lizard out. Okay, so you're trying to but but blue cheese is a good cheese. It's actually it's purposefully moldy. They do that on purpose. They they're watching it. It's like dry age steak. It's like the dry age

And don't get me started on dry age steak. I know we had this conversation on this podcast right about dry aged and right, you don't like let us sit out on the counter and get moldy. But there's a process for that's it's temperature control. Left the steak out by accident, and I was like, oh, some guy ordered dover steak. I'm gonna give him this old one. You got fish that was probably three days old that the guy was told we don't have any fresh dover soul.

So he went out there and said, no, so we don't have any guys like, oh, I found it. I found a piece under the refrigerator by the wheel and uh yeah, it was next to the blue cheese. No cheese soul has extra probiotics. My my, My point was, sometimes you gotta ask the guy behind the guy. You gotta ask twice. You gotta question your managers, and you gotta get Brodie. If anyone knows about calling the supervisor, it's you so to get what you want. So maybe

it was a good thing that I pressed for. I did the full court press for the dover soul that day. You didn't get fresh fish. I'll tell you how you know it's not fresh because if it came in fresh that day, they would have had a lot of it, and other people would have had it and someone would have noticed, Hey, we're not selling any of a soul. Well, I'm still standing what I'm still here? You still say, Okay, Elton, listen, it doesn't mean it doesn't mean it was good fish.

I've eaten five day old pizza that was left out on the counter. I shouldn't have eaten it. All right, I ate that food. That was that I lost power in my house for three days, brought it to your house, drove it over, and then took it back. It was in my car round trip at least an hour? And how how did you do? How do you do with that? I may have had to take a couple of times to Tom Toms afterwards. Yeah, you'd be proudly, Bertie, I got free dessert. I talked about this very briefly on

the Big Show, but it paid off. Um. I didn't even ask for the free dessert. But hold on, hold on. Not a sponsor before you go, before you go there, but hold on, before you go there. I just want to say I have a bone to pick with you involving food. So if it isn't this, I'm gonna then do my next. If it is mine, I'm so pissed. Okay, Well, before you get I just want to say what happened. So I used a local food delivery app called chow Now.

It's a lesser known epics want so Usually people know Seamless and Uber Eats and all that, So chow Now is a localize It's localized around the country's It sounds like change right right. But what what it is is it basically takes all your neighborhood restaurants, the local ones, and cuts out the fees, like so you pay less, the restaurant pays less to them, and you get great food at a lower price because it's very localized. Well no, they still make their money. They but the point is

they you find this at all around the country. It's a national app. It's just localized to that specific area. So um, I ordered dinner from from some restaurant and the Chow Now people fucked up and they never showed up, and then they chow down Chow. No, they said chow they said chowd like buy because an hour and a half later, ninety minutes the now not not. They canceled my fucking order and they said the food is not coming. Well, the restaurant then calls me and said, look, the chef

is gonna get This is how localized it is. The chef is is gonna actually come out from behind the counter and drive down the hill and he's gonna give you your food from the restaurant. So they gave me. The restaurant delivered the food, and then they told Chow Now that the delivery was made. But I called Chow Now and I said, oh now, now, chow Now, um, what is you cannot charge me for this? And they said, you know what, we do know you got your food. We do understand it's not from us. I didn't even

know that it was. It was a salad, it was a salad, it was a couple of things, whatever it was. That's sound important. The point is Chow Now says, we're gonna give you a full refund of your forty five dollars. Uh, you got your food. So I got my I got my entire dinner and they refunded me in in in the entirety. My entire thing was paid for and chowne now come again, please come again, so thank you so much?

Got my Yeah, there you go. Now that now somebody did right on the card call call this number to get extra credit. So does that mean if I called the Chow Now people, I should get more? I mean, in the broidy world of free dessert, I feel like it even was not even and I got my free dessert. But do I get even more free dessert? Now? Do I gonna call them and say you now owe me a thirty dollar gift card. So why not? Okay, how is that justified? Okay? I got I got my meal

taken care of. They it was. It was on the arm as they say, well, who gave you the free food? The restaurant? Well no, no, they got paid by Chow Now. Chow Now still incurred the cost. The restaurant got paid, the restaurant delivered my food. But chow Now refunded me the forts. Okay they so they okay, yeah, huh, this is a great Soota incident. Hey, we're good'n. I'm just gonna start stealing from them now. I'm going to call them up and be like stealing. How would I justify

that you want the thirty dollars from chow Now? Do I need? A question? Is do I need? Do I need more in free dessert? Or is this a good a good deal? I feel like you should be okay because you got your money back. However, however, here we go, it comes a wayfair situation. Me. Yes, there's still a part of me that says, you got how much was the food? You got the forty five? But it came how much later? An hour or two minutes? That ninety

minutes you have to make phone calls and stuff. So I feel like if Chow Now wants to keep your business, plus you're giving them all this free promotion, I don't think it's unreasonable. Not a client, so whatever you need, very nice to you on the phone. They were very nice. They were cordilled, they were very easy. All I do is ask I say, hey, by the way, I apologetic. Then I would let them slide. I had all I said. Look,

I had listen. I had this dinner that's coming to my house now is probably cold, and I have to feed my kids something else. So oh, you made up a kid. Yeah, I made up a kid. You've done that before. Well I'm all right, I said my kid. I had to feed my kids something else. So this is and they're like, you know what to worry about it here, here's your money back. Boom, they hit me back on my credit card. Okay, all right, well I'll

then you know what. I'm gonna hold off on my why I'm angry at your story and tell you a similar story about door Dash. Okay uh. Producer Sam on The Big Show tweeted out that she was having a problem with door Dash. By the way, Chow now owned by door Dash they got recently brought out. While I see,

it's all in the family, so to speak. Okay, So Sam tweets out that she's having a big problem with Door Dash and somebody says, well, you better get Brodie, you better get Brodie involved, right, So so I said, yeah, Sam, I'm ready, let me let me know. I mean, I'm quarantined at home. Basically there's not much going on in my life. So Sam calls me and I say, Sam says,

this is what happened. Yeah, give me, uh, give me your credit card information, the restaurant, the food you ordered, all you were like, I said, I am ready to go. She says, well, I called the restaurant and they said it's not their problem. It's Door Dashes problem. And when I called when I called Door Dash, they said that the restaurant gave them the wrong food. It's not their problem. So what happened is Sam was she and her boyfriend ordered two milkshakes. All the boys to the yard, including

the Door Dash boys, and she ordered them. I want to say, she ordered them at let's say eight o'clock, okay, for a little after dinner dessert. Two milkshakes from a burger place. Near which she lives. We'll just call it the burger place because I don't want to out them. They were you know, so it's not my place to do. So she says. When the food arrived, it was a couple of burgers and some French fries. Um, but no milkshakes. Okay. Now you know Sam is a vegetarian. Okay, So she

gave the food back to the driver. Um. And then at ten thirty two and almost two and a half hours later, the milkshakes show up, right, and they're ready to go to bed, so they don't even drink them. They put them in the refrigerator, go to bed, and the next day there ship right because they don't hold the fluffy, they don't hold the thickness. The whipped cream was all want wal right yea, So she says, Brodie, can you help me? Can you at least get me

something for this? Because neither one is willing to help me. I said, all right, I'm gonna call corp door Dash. So I called up door Desh and I say that my fiance. I make my fiance my fiance, and I ordered ordered two milkshakes, right, and then I had to fit my kid different food and put them to bed. Yeah, and I said, we would want to dessert from your from this place, and we use you guys because of the pandemic. I'm sure you guys are doing really really

good business. But my my, uh my girlfriend doesn't eat meat. We don't have meat in the house. We have a no meat in the house policy. Your food arrived and there was She opened the bag excited, and the driver had already left and there was the hamburger in the bag. She got so upset she couldn't eat. She was crying. She wanted a vomit. You you ruined her night when we broke the no meat role. Oh sir, I'm um, you know, I'm terribly sorry. But clearly the restaurant gave here.

I said, you know what, you guys are supposed to check the bag before you leave, I said, and to and to you, you gotta before you leave. You gotta see before you leave the restaurant. Do I have two milkshakes? So he says, well, uh, I don't know what I could do say is how much were the milkshakes? I said they were fourteen fourteen dollars in change or whatever. He says, I, well, I'll give you a credit. I said,

I don't think you understand my fiance was. It was in tears, and then we didn't even drink the milk shakes because you guys brought the wrong food. It's your fault. So I sow the So the guy says, well, I'm terribly sorry. Says what would make you happy? I said, how about we rounded up to an even twenty five? He says, okay, okay, by well, I know, I know, but I meant, like, uh, you know, a solid number, fourteen dollars and whatever change. He says, okay, absolutely dollars. Okay.

So I called Sam back. I said, Sam, I got you twenty five dollars. Oh my god, it's amazing. It took me like four minutes. You know, it was quick. So uh, I said, but they're still saying it's the restaurant's fault. Well is great, Brodie, thank you, I said, it's already on your door dash account. I gave them your name and phone number. Oh my god, that's amazing. I'm gonna call the restaurant. Why because they saw they fucked up. They gave the wrong food to the guy. Yeah,

and I'm getting a credit. So now you get credit in both directions. So I called the restaurant. I say, listen, my fiance and I are big fans. We were living in the neighborhood. We eat there all the time. My girlfriend has an account there. But we door Dashed and uh, you know, blah blah blah gave us the guy at the wrong bag. And so it's just, sir, I'm terribly sorry, but we have a we have a pickup ledge and

they take the order off the ledge. The driver took the wrong but who or did they pack it wrong? So I so I said, um, I can't be responsible for that. I don't know that to be true. Uh, So I said, so I'm texting Sam send me a copy of the receipt. Because Sam sent me the receipt. So I said, listen, I've got the receipt. It tells me the name who prepared the food and the driver's name. So she says, okay, sir, but again, if door Dash brought the wrong bag, they may have had the milkshakes

in the car. I said, look, we count on you guys to get the order right. With door Dash, I said, my daughter was my daughter. My fiance was hysterically crying, uh and uh and she called here, and you guys told her she's out of luck. You wouldn't help her. Uh. So I said, she will send me a copy of the receipt. I send her a copy of the receipt. She says she's looking at it. She says, um, okay, I'm looking at my copy of the receipt. She says, your food went to a guy, a different driver. So

now they're guilt. So I said, how would that happen? She just we must have given your milkshakes to a different driver, and so the bag we gave. Oh, so it is your fault. This is after telling me it's not different. How much money did you get out of them? So she says, what can we do for you? I said, well, if you'd like us to come back, you can credit my account. What what what can you do for me here? I said, because because it took me, It did take me two front calls, right, So she just, well, we

can credit your account twenty five. I said I said no, no, So she says, she's listen, You're absolutely right. I'm embarrassed, but I can't go harder than my boss can go higher than twenty five. But he's not here. Until tomorrow. So I'm gonna put and you and Sam's account for credit for next time you're here, and you can call tomorrow, and I'm gonna leave a note for him and you can talk to him. By the way, we're now up here. That's correct, Sam, you're up to fifty dollars. Oh my god,

you're kidding me. No, I got twenty five. She's we only spent fourteen on the shakes. Absolutely. I they're paying you to drink their ship. Saw I text I test Sam, I said, I said, Sam, text me tomorrow at two o'clock and I will call and speak to the manager. Oh my god, I'm very polite. Whatever did you did you talk? The next day? He followed up. I spoke. I spoke to the manager. Give you hold on, I said, listen,

this is the problem we had. I spoke to your man if you assistant manager, and she was very kind, but she said she she thought we deserved more than twenty five, but she could only do But you guys gave this shakes to the wrong driver, I said, But first you guys told my my fiance she was wrong. There was nothing you could do. Then I had a call back. He told me there was nothing you could do. I got their receipt and showed you which driver had it. I said, it took me multiple phone calls. I had

a fight with door Dash. I didn't mention the credit. The manager says, you're absolutely right, You're we see that Sam's a good customer. You guys order from us all the time. I'm gonna give you twenty five dollars, so you have a credit. So I got Sam. So Sam says to me, I don't understand. I called door Dash. They told me it wasn't their fault. I called I did everything, Sam. You gotta how to handle yourself. You gotta read my book when it comes out. He's like,

I'm gonna save the seven. Like that was some double delight. That was like a devil's three way you like taking, like giving, like like like jerking two cocks off at the same time. Well, so I want to say I did play. I didn't free dessert when I called, I'm

gonna admit something you. When I called door Dash, the gentleman on the phone sounded like he might be of Indian descent, right, I thought maybe he might be he might be vegetarian, or he might deal with a lot of vegetarians, so I I played up the vegetarian angle. I did, and he did. At some point he said, you know, he said, you know, oh, no, she's a vegetarian. No, so she upset for me. When I said, you know, how upset she was. I think that's why he was like,

no problem, wow of that. So Sam, you're welcome. Yeah, there you go. And then coming after after this, we want to see what your food related problem with me was. Oh, I got a food related problem. I got an alcohol related problem, and I got maybe what maybe the ultimate return of all the returns and stores I've ever done. And Rody, what's your beef? My beef, here's my beef. It's bad enough when you do something that is wrong. It's bad enough when you do something wrong you don't

realize it's wrong. But then it's worse when you don't realize you care that it's wrong, and then you posted on social media. All right, where are we talking about? And let's go quick because we have we have a lot of we have a lot of issues to what is your ethnic background my ethnicity, I'm uh Italian American right right, Christian? I'm Catholic, yes, Catholic. Right, it's a Christian is the Ambrollish Catholic? Yeah Christian. Now, granted you grew up in an area that had some Jews in it,

you are not Jewish, not Jewish. And when when people think of Elvis Duran in the Morning Show, they think of you as the resident. Actually Scotty is as well and Sam but okay, you're also aware. Okay, but I've been there, uh is Scotty, Yes, but Scotty's not on the show as much as maybe George. Back in the day when we were a Z Morning Zoo, you guys referred to me as the Z Morning Jew. Now, yes, Monday, this Monday was one of the two holiest days of

the Jewish calendar. Shanna yea or Russia Shanna okay. Yeah. By the way, Shana Shanatoba. Yeah, Shanatoba, thank you, Shana Tooba. That's Shanatoba. Okay. So I want to play this audio clip, ob scary whatsba that's you on Instagram giving a goofy face him pointing to the camera, right right. That is the equivalent of saying Marie Christmas Lashawnatoba. Yeah, that's like saying happy Happy Easter. Well, dude, I didn't. I didn't go to Hebrew school. Bra I mean, okay, just be

thankful that I am acknowledging and understanding. Nah tova lashnava, right, lashawna tova. That that is not how you say which means you know what it means. It means um good good feel um. It does not mean happy New Year. It means uh, good vibes, good vibes, only good good good holiday, right, good young. I don't know something like that. Yeah, right, okay, I know the spirit of what spirit it was. You're

you're mangling. You're mangling the language of the Jewish people, first of all, right, but but the reason you did that, the reason you did that, you were holding something. I was holding holding food, which you posted Russia shun of vibes, have a sweet new Year party like it's one, which is the Jewish New Year, and you're holding food and you say thanks at hold on, hold on to see if this audio here as well, Parry. I just want to say, I love you so much. You're feeding me now,

thank you for this? Uh this Russia Shana? What is this a honey cake? I'm gonna have some right here, live look at me. It really travels well, and I ate the honey cake. It was like a pound cake. Hold on, I want to point out, first of all, you said thanks for feeding me, and you pulled on your coat. I don't know why you pulled on your coat, but you said it travels well. First of all, saying of all, you said, oh, I'm gonna eat this. What is this? Hold, let's do it again, honey cake, Pry.

I just want to say, I love you so much. You're feeding me now, thank you for this? Uh this Russia, Shana? What is this a honey cake? Yeah? What is this honey cake? You didn't even know what you were eating. You had to look at the side of the box. Okay, so my problem is you're you Mangledshatova. You pointed out the food travels well, you're about to eat it. You don't even know what you're about to eat, but you're thanking them, which is at because most moist Okay, Uh,

it wasn't broken up. Hey, hey at team Underscore, Perry Underscore r o X. I'm the jew on the show. Where's my food? You give it to Scary so scared? I was thinking maybe Scary we go, Well, it's showed up to the studio who weren't there. You said on that clip it travels well, which means you could have brought it home for me, or dropped it off at my house or done something only. But did you give it to Scotty B. No? Did you drop it off at Sam's house, who lives like five blocks from you know?

Did you say no? You govone, you ate all the jew food. You didn't even know what it was. It travels well, and you gave a shout out to these people who gave the jew food to the Italian guy. Right, And I gotta tell you right by the way Italians can be Jews at the same time, because remember they're not a Jew understood. But the point is you don't even know that. You don't know the history of this. If you really want to feel like a ship head.

I've worked with these people before. I've done videos for them. Okay, hold on, No, they've been to the studio. We I've established a relationship. These are people that I know, so so they a lot of your friends of Jewish No, No, they know. They came up to the studio for a visit. And not only did they send me, they sent me a t shirt. They said they sent me a hold on. They sent a T shirt for Garrett and a T

shirt for Danielle. The three of us we all got T shirts are Christians and Joe, you didn't get me a T shirt? Yeah, but bos. But you don't know, you don't have a relationship with them because you're hiding them from me. That's like me if no, I'm not they listened to the show, they would know I'm the Jew. That's like, that's like my people suffered for for thousands of years in the desert. The least I can get

as a T shirt. If my parents neighbor was Jewish, it would be the same thing, Like they're sending me next to a Jew. But they could be sending me food because I have a personal relationship with them. It doesn't matter what. I'm not a Jewish relationship, But what's that personal relationship with Garrett and Danielle? They were there in the studio the day that they came up. I work in the studio. I don't know you dated. I

don't know, maybe you weren't there. I have no idea body, but you would have been an opportunity to say, oh, where's Brody let'sten. If I was there and I had a client and they would bring it up mozzadella balls and preshoot, I would say, oh, what's scary? Head ship with scary but buddy loves Italian food. But you weren't there, Brody? Where are you? You're at home? In fact, I've asked you for now two months to come over here and get this box of junk. Then related, what was he

gonna What was I gonna do? Am I gonna hold on to this? How long am I gonna hold onto this? Honey cake? With this it'll go hard as a rocket cake, you know what, looking like blue cheese. Because you're not gonna be the time you come here to pick it up, it would be done. You haven't you said you have? I have honey cake for you, Brody, and some free T shirts. Honey cake would get me over there because it's perishable. I understand that, okay, But how did how

did Garrett Danielle get T shirts? Because the last time these people were in the studio, the High Lifeline, they came up, the High Life Line, they came up, they said hello. The last year at this time they came up and they got they brought me honey cake, and Danielle never left earlier than Danielle, which means I was there and Garrett were there with me in the studio. We took pictures with this family, so they remembered, they

held on to those memories that we created. And she sent me because I had a personal relationship with her. Whether I'm a recipient of Judaism or not, he personal relationship with Jesus. You shouldn't be a personal relationship with the you people and not include me. Holy shit, And you know what you should be eating? Pizza? Go fund yourself. Man. You can't even Italian food, all right, if that's exactly

what you're saying. No, I already made the analogy. I said, if I had a deal with an Italian deli that had like Italian cheese as you like, and smoked mozzarella and and uh, I got a goal and all this stuff you love, and they came up and brought food, and you went down the hall, I would get you. I would put some in the refrigerator for you. I would get you a shirt. But there's no telling when you're coming here next, because you haven't been here in

two months. Talking about now still hasn't. Brodie still hasn't even picked up his Brooklyn Boys masks yet that he ordered. Okay, I have not, but I came over, didn't I come over and get the hoodies? And didn't I come over and get my food back? That was two months ago. That was two months two months ago. You shit, I cannot believe you. You outjuwd me. You you you ju

blocked me. Yea. And by the way, thank you to shout out to Instagram who had all the you type in Russia Shana and Instagram on the gifts baby all they all come up. It's great. Yeah, I'm sure they do. Yeah, yeah, hey, hey yeah yeah. Chris Moss Yeah, Now, I um, I had told you guys like this is disgusting. This city, our city is falling to shit. It's not well. I will say one thing about happening. I want to tell you what happened to me on Saturday night. You can't

deny this happened, because it did. Okay, me and my friend, I'm coming back from the restaurant. I'm walking in my car, I'm walking on a car from walking in the car and walk in my car and what do I see is a girl in between she's on the back of my car. No, no, she's literally between my car and the car in front of U and back of me.

So she's been between cars parallel parked on the middle of Houston Street, which is very is a main thoroughfare in the in the Gredits village South Houston pronounced Houston yea. And We're walking towards the car, and I'm like, what's

she doing behind my car? What's going on? All of a sudden, this drunk girl jumps up and as she jumps up, she starts jumping up and down to try and get her pants up, which were around her ankles and her she was just in her thong, And all of a sudden she rips her pants up, buttons them up and goes oh, and then and skips off across the street with her other trunk friend. What does she say? Oh, she was making all these kinds of noises. And then I look and I go to the car. Mic, she

just pissed on my car. She and I said this on the Big Show. She literally put her butt to the car. She pissed in between my car and the car, my my trunk and the front of the car. She squatted squatty potty, except there was no pot Did she pee on your car? She pat that she paid next to it, next to the fucking tire. But the point is it was all wetness, all over the floor and all over the area near my car. It was disgusting. But I'm like wet as lexus. It was as lexus

as it was. And and my my question is this girl just came out of the bar. Clearly she couldn't. She couldn't before she left. She hadn't wait till she got to the middle of street. So your theory is that New York was perfect before the pandemic, and now because you don't like the mayor, this girl pete on your car, it's the mayor's fault. No, I'm just saying she did that. I don't think drunks came out and pete in public before the pandemic. ID when it was

a different mel I pulled. I was in an example of the city going hell She's that was some wet as piss. That's a way, Okay, that's last episode. We called it wet as Podcast, Yes we did. I don't know if that paid off. But I was supposed to write a jingle for this week and I didn't have time to do it, so I'll have it for the next time. I hate the mayor for other reasons. That's not for this podcast. I'm gonna start a new podcast

about that, about my my my my choices. My choice works for mayor to Louzio because I fucking hate him away. But that's anyway, that's a point that that that let' let's put all that side because I don't want to go down that road. Um. Now, you had a couple of things you are by the way, you have a dog. I had a question for two dogs. You have two dogs and they were both on yesterday's fifty minute morning

show podcast show account. This is a question I have for dog owners or pet owners, or cat owners or gerbil owners. Do you think your dogs you know what you're doing? If they see you doing it, do they know like it was if a dog I've always wanted to know this. I don't have a pet. I don't know nothing about. But but when dogs with dogtter, if you're doing it in their style? Right? But if But have you ever like have you ever had the door opened and the dog just wanders in while you were

doing it, and the the does the dog? He does the dog know what you're doing? And be we'll first answer that question, does it know? Dog? Does your pets know? I don't think so. No, I don't think so. No. I don't think that dog let's dogs eat thrown poops sometimes. I don't think they're looking going all reverse cowgirl. Yeah, No, I don't think I seem to think that they must know. I mean, I don't know, you've never had a pet.

I'm trying to think back, I don't think that. First of all, I've never I've never had sex with a pet in a room. Because I'm trying to think of all my exes whoa I've even thinking about having sex would put a pet? No? What? No, because I don't have a cat and neither or a dog. And said the way you said, You're like, I've never had sex with a pet in the room. No, not with a pet. No, but no that that that's not gonna happen here, but

in this scenario. But I'm trying to remember, like way back, I don't think I've ever done it with a with a pet in a room in any situation ever. But but my question is for pet owners no dog. But if you're a dog, the dog like look like. And the reason the reason why I bring it up is because I noticed that you know, uh, you know, you know, Elvis has his two puppies and his dogs, and everyone had.

Danielle has cats. Everyone's got these pets, and I'm always wanting to see them wandering around the house on the zoom room, and I wonder the Daniels cats watching her while she's like having seen you know what, some people don't mind when the dogs are in the bed. I don't want the dog in the bed. I kicked the dog out. You may have kicked the dog out, but does the dog know what's going on? No, listen, not listen. I had I had a kid walk in the room when they were four or five, really, and uh, we

just had a conversation like nothing was going on. We were into the blanket, but we were involved and they just walked in and like, hey, I have a question. So we were like, oh, hey are you doing so and and and and they didn't know what we were doing. I don't know if they even remember that. I remember it, but no, I don't think the dogs knows my point. Okay, I'm just wondering. I teased a couple of things. Um, I want to talk to you about my ultimate return.

I don't think I can outdo myself on this one. We do have some sound that we should probably get to. We had a lot and we we had You want me to tease the only you get to that later. It's a quickie go for it. So you don't have to tease anything. Just do it. You just want to say. I wanted to say it was in my mind. It was last summer. I bought plastic channels. I think they're called channel runners. They're basically like a celery sticks stalks.

You know when you cut the cellery stalk is curved right, and it's long and the sides come up on its people. It's right. Yeah, um and so uh. I bought these things to put where the water was dripping in my backyard. When the rain comes, the water seems to fall off my house into this one spot. So I brought four of these two channel they're not they're not gutters or leaders.

They're rubber. They're about i don't know, three ft long and a foot wide, and you click them together to make them long into like almost like a slipping slide kind of thing. The water hits it and you make you make the water like roll away and you can fill it with rocks to keep them down. Anyway, I bought four of them, I ended up only using three. I think they were like seven dollars a piece, right, and they don't sell them in the stores. Their only

home Depot online. Okay, So I'm organized on my garage last weekend and I see that I still have this one left I never used, and I I didn't return it at the time because I thought, what if I need another one? Another one? Well, right now, Home Depot changed their return policy a couple of weeks ago. Used to be if you didn't ever receipt, they just gave you store credit, So people would clean out their closets and their attics and their garages. Oh, I found this

nozzle from six years ago. As long as they still sell it in the store, they'll give you the credit. Right, it's still in the skew is still in the system. So I would always like, oh, here's some molding I brought you know, I'll bring that back. Great about it. While they stopped doing that, you have you'd have to have a receipt or you have to have the credit card you brought it on to show the purchase. So I go up to the customer service desk. I don't

bring the item in. It's in my trunk. And I say to the woman, I said, uh, her name is Stephanie. I just definitely this is the situation. I got this Channel Guard thing. I don't know exactly what it's called. I bought it last summer. It's it's home Depot online exclusive. I don't know a credit card I used, but I was wondering should I bring it in try to return it. I don't know if you still sell it. So she says, we'll describe it. So I describe it. She's a right,

let me look at your account. I said, I probably used my home Depot card because I ordered it online and my card is attached to the account. So check my home Depot card. So she says, when did you say you bought it? I said last year, last summer I was doing, you know, for getting the garden ready. Maybe in the spring. She says, yeah, you bought it in um in May. Oh great, yes, I told you, she says. I said, oh no, I'm pretty sure it was last year. She's you know nineteen says no and says,

right here, you brought four them exactly. So now it looked like I was trying to scammer, which I wasn't. I genuinely remembered it as a last year or maybe maybe she'll give you the benefit of the doubt. So she says, um, you come in here all the time. I'll go, I'm here all the time. I walk. They know me, like, hey, David. She says, uh, well, look it's not in the system anymore, so I can't scan it, but she could scam it. So I said, well, I

appreciate that, but thank you. She says, listen, you're you're you're a good guy. You're regular guys. You come in here all the time. She let me see what I could do. Yeah, you like clicking click click clickt e And she says, I'm gonna give you ten dollars back for it. I go, but I only paid. She goes, how many? How many did you want to return? I said, just the one? She are you sure you only want

to return one? Wink? Wink, elbow, elbow? Right? So I'm like, I don't want to take advantage because that's not honest, you know, it's one thing to get free deserved, but I'm not gonna return to I only have one. I said, Yeah, I got the one. Just I'm gonna I'm gonna use U miscellaneous code and I'm gonna return it for you and we'll just we'll call it ten dollars even like, oh, that's great, I'll go get it. Just nah, keep it.

So I gotta ten dollar credit for something I bought three years ago, only paid six and I didn't have to return it. Booms have been. I can sell it and get my seven dollars. Of course you're gonna do. You're gonna wayfair that ship. That's right. And and speaking of bonus bonus, bonus bonus. Yeah, I'm in the middle of something with my Pool vacuum company, which if it all goes well, I will tell you next episode. But I think I maybe I may may have hit the jackpot.

So if I'll know, I'll know in a day or two and I'll let you guys know next week. So scary scary, Okay, we got some sound, Yeah, let's play some sound. I got like ten minutes left, so let's do some sound. And I gotta just about alcohol or alcohol. I love alcohol. I got alcohol problems. So let's and the sound clips. Yeah, I want to do the ladder. You have the one from got them all, buddy, give me the leave me the ladder one. I want to talk about this. So this ladder commercial, it's for um.

None of them of the six clips are labeled a ladder. Oh, power cleaner, No, try again, power cleaner unfavorable, impressed. Not the ones I sent today, the once from last weeks I got. No, we got more hits. We we did all these more hits. We didn't play. We didn't play power cleaner. I don't see it. Well, let me see. I'll play it off my phone. Let's see if you can play. So I now Fuller Brush. Fuller Brush was

a big company in the forties and fifties. It was like if you wanted a home product like I've seen on TV, these guys would come door to door. They were a big deal. They've revitalized the name and now they've got this guy who says I'm the Fuller brush Man because he's like the latest guy. He's like, it's like the oxy clean guy. He's like the what's the guy that does the the the patches holes in your boats. What's that guy, the seal guy that don't tweet me

a quick seal? That guy whatever, that guy has that right, there's always a guy this it's the fuller brush guy. So this guy is selling a power cleaner. Right. You put a bottle, a spray bottle on your hose, your garden hose, and it shoots. This chemical is a magic fluid that cleans your windows, your screens. It's amazing. I'm gonna give you a magic fluid. Right, So I want you, I want what are the selling points? Listen, I want

a selling points. See if you can hear this, look, even what the ladder, you can window, but with the full crystal powers you can clean windows. Okay. So in the in the video, they're showing the guy, not him, the guy in the background, trying to clean his second floor window. And he's on a he's on a little like a five step ladder, and the hose he's trying to use isn't reaching the window. But with this attachment

the power cleaner. He but listen to what he says that to prove his point here, it is hold on, look even what the ladder you can ree said Okay, yes, you could even with the ladder, right, even with the ladder, Hey, I have an idea, buy a bigger fucking ladder. The guy's got like a step stool trying to clean his second floor window, and this guy's making like, hey man, without this, there would be no way on on this planet to clean your window on the second floor, even

with the ladder. The exacerbate is that the right world. Yeah, they meet, they meet, the problem worse than it really is. But they're showing you in the frame. It's almost as if that ladder is higher than five feet, don't exist right with the ladder, Like there's only one ladder, the ladder, he doesn't say, even with your lad even with the ladder, Yeah, with that ladder, I'm never gonna reach the second floor because it's a fucking step stool for my kid to

brush his teeth. Oh my god, you'll see the commercially be like, holy shit, Okay, unfavorable rating. He got that one, of course, Okay, unfavorable rating. Now I know that the whole most of this news broadcast was trying to make it like a compliment. She was interviewing a guy who's running for office, right, and he's running against um Lindsay Graham in South Carolina. Guy's name is Jamie Harrison. This is not a political endorsement. I'm just playing the sound.

And so she's talking about Lindsay's unfavorable rating and his unfavorable rating. But listen to how she explains the numbers at the end, and then I will explain to you why it doesn't it's not right what she said theable opinion, he's got forty knots. He's underwater by five by five points in terms of his favorable unfavorable, while you're unfavorables are just thirty four. So I guess your people know you, okay, so she said, she said Lindsay's unfavorables like when you

pull people are at people don't like him. She says to Jamie on her show, your unfavorables are only now that's a compliment, right, Like, right, I'm less unfavorable than you, right, because that's part of it. Like it isn't always like who you vote for, it's who has unfail like and so like the last presidential election, Clinton Clinton Trump were the two most unfavorable people ever to run for office at the same time against each other. Right, they were

both unfavorable. So if you voted, you weren't happy about it. So she says to him, well, you're unfavorable. It's only now that I should be a compliment. She should say, I guess people like you. But play the clip again and listen to what she says to the guy as to why his numbers are unfavorable opinion, he's got forty knots. He's underwater by five by five points in terms of his favorable unfavorable as while you're unfavorables are just thirty four.

So I guess few people know you know you know, because obviously you must know the person because they're unfavorable, they have a rating. No, but no, no, that's not that. That's not what It's not what she's saying. What she meant, excuse me, what she meant was the people out there. You're not as well known as Lindsay Graham. Lindsay Graham is one of the most famous politicians in our country. Like him or not, he's on television. Favorable, he's going to be yes, She's like, only don't like you. I

guess that's because nobody, no, nobody knows you. Once they get to know you, they're gonna hate. That's okay, that makes sense, alright, we got was it was a former. It was a former. This drives me crazy. People say that all time. Oh he he was a former general in the army. Play the clip. Oh, I know it. I know the play the clip. I know it. That was Olivia Troy. She was a former top advisor. Hold on, how can you be a how can you be you were a former? No, either you are you are currently

a former because you are a former. That's like unless they hard you back. That was Olivia Troy. She was a former Top disgusting who writes their scripts? That doesn't matter, U. The point is preschoolers right in this teleprompter ship she was a former topic night. So I didn't get the audio at the time, but um, I know, you know. I didn't get the audio. But I know it's because they're reading off a teleprompter. Right. They're not saying these

things because there they don't know it. They're saying it because the teleprompter writer is an idiot. Apportions. I'm watching a guy on cable news and he's talking about Glenn Fry from the Eagles. Now, if you don't know the band Eagles, They're one of the most famous rock bands from the seventies and eighties, huge amount of hits and all of the almost all of the members of that band went onto solo careers themselves, Don Henley, Joe Walsh, Glenn Fry, huge success band. Uh turns out I didn't

know this until many recently. They were the backup band for Linda Ronstadt, who was a huge singer in the seventies. They were just a backup band and they were like, Hey, we want to go out on our own. She's like, yeah, go ahead. They became the Eagles. Anyway, Glenn Fry spells his name f r e y. Okay. The guy on the news says, and uh, we're gonna be talking to Glenn Frey right now. That means you don't know who Glenn Fry is and it's written and he's or you're

reading it off the teleprompter. My question is I feel like you and I are producers, right, we produced you right writing y, It doesn't matter. The audience isn't seeing it's spell, but fucking Fry the way it's said. Anything I write for radio, anything I write for Elvis. If I write like say Kwan Barkley like the injured. I write it phonetically so that he could see s A Y k W A N says. The most important thing

is pronouncing it right on the right. And I'll put s A y in capital s right A Q c U O N or s a Q Yeah you a and yeah. Anyway, he's gonna go right whatever. He may may not know it. You can't take you for granted that your talent knows. So Glenn for anyway, Okay, what else you got there? We have? Well, we have the social Security string of I'm gonna skip those. I'm gonna skip those. Let's let's skip the sound because I have a beef with you. I want to Yeah, we're gonna

leave those. We'll talk to you, how you? How you? You? And uh somebody else. I asked the wrong people for advice. And this is the alcohol thing I mentioned before. So, my wife likes a good vodka. Right, she's not a huge drinker, but she likes a good good vodka straight up or in a in a mixed drink. Okay, and so uh and she needed a bottle of a whiskey recommended for her boss's birthday. A couple of co workers were chipping in, So I asked, you, didn't we do

this on this podcast. We talked about this. No, we talked about you giving me the whiskey. We didn't talk about the vodka vodka. We didn't talk about the vodka. So so you gave me a very very expense of whiskey recommendation. But people were chipping in. That's fine. So I asked someone I know, who I know is a connoisseur of vodka, and I said, hey, um my wife mentioned she'd like to try a vodka better than what she normally drinks, a little nicer than what she normally drinks.

And I wanted to get her something nice. She's been working very hard and uh, she did you know a couple of favors for me. Uh, she bought me some things at a store I didn't know. Okay, okay, I wanted to do something nice by her. So I asked this person who I know and knows the finer things in life, and I said, listen, I want to get her something a little nicer. She normally drinks Tito's kettle one chopin same category. They're all like, you know, twenty

dollars a bottle. Okay, I said, I wants. I'm a little bit nicer, but not that anything. It's gonna break. That's gonna break my my wallet, right, because I know this person has a lot more money than me, and they they're used to the finer things, but maybe they've had a relatively inexpensive wine vodka that was good, that was a little more money at bottle of six. So they go, oh, got it, Brodie, no problem, and they send me back, uh. A couple of minutes later to vodkas.

The names of two vodkas. I'm like, oh, this is great. These sound fancy, this is great. I look them up. One of them is a hundred and fifty dollars a bottle and one of them was to seventy. So I say to myself, well, what do I do now? Because if I don't use the recommendation, he's you know, he's gonna go, hey, how'd your wife liked those vodkas. I can't lie about it because he might speak to my wife and go, oh, what do you think of those vodkas?

And she's like, what are you talking about? Yeah, So I don't want to tell him I can't buy the vodkas. But for so first of all, I want to know, Scary, whose fault is it? Is it my fault for asking a rich guy for advice when I told him I wanted something, I wouldn't break my my wallet. Okay, this is a guy who knows how much I make. Okay, well, stop right there, you're asking a rich guy. Hold on, he knows okay, all right, wait, he knows me right. He knows I'm frugal. I'm not cheap, but I'm frugal.

He knows I'm not gonna spend to seventy five and a bottle of vodka. He should know that, right, which means, okay, he must be drinking five on La Vodka right to think that to seventy five is an expensive or he thinks to seventy five is a good stretch for me when I told him my wife drinks Tito's right. So you want to stretch me, stretch me to eighty give me an eighty dollar, give me a hundred. Here's the problem,

and I'm and I'm okay. So is it my fault asking a rich guy or his fault for not realizing it's me? It's it's your fault for asking you a rich guy. I would ask a common person person tetos. Okay, well here's getting here's the problem, Brodie. I'm a very I'm a big vodka drinker. And the truth to the truth be told, all this vodka is in the same kind of category. They're all bottle. I believe. After that, there's nothing. There's no like you on mistake eight hundred

dollar bottles. It goes right to the expensive ship. I really do think there's every product has different layers of product. Well, there's no fifteen thousand dollar lexus, but other than that, uh so, okay, but I didn't know which one to get. So what I did was I took the two hundred and fifty dollar bottle maybe, or the hundred hundred and seventy five dollar bottle of vodka, and I google the name of it because the name he gave me had like it had like a fancy name, like it was

I'm just gonna say it was Pete Vodka. It wasn't Pete Vodka, but it was like pets vodka. Um Excelsior Edition or something right like he said to get the Excelsior Edition or is the Champagne edition with some kind of fancy the gold label, gold face, you could, you could wald on it was the Golden Member, right, something like that. So I did was. I looked for that company and I found they had a forty five dollar version of it, and an eighty five dollar version of it,

and then the one seventy version. No, I got the forty five dollar version. Again, you're still talking to me because for eighty five dollars, if she doesn't like it, I'm stuck with eighty five dollars. You could have found the most expensive bottle. You could find an empty version of that bottle on eBay and then no, that's a dick move my wife, and my wife knows V might have done that. That's correct, my wife. I give my wife Devanca, the forty five dollar Avanca and she loves it.

She's like, it's so different than anything else I've had. It's amazing, um and she loved it, love Devoca. So I wasn't gonna tell her that that's like, you know, there's two other versions that I'm much higher. I just said, glad you like it, I asked the affluent guy. So the question is, now do I do I What do I say to the affluent guy? What do I do? Nothing? My fault, fault, don't say anything, keep your mouth shut and move on. I'm gonna make it a topic on

the Big Show tomorrow if you'll do it. Because it was Elvis. Yeah, it was Elvis, and I love Elvis. And his recommendation was good because she liked the cheap version. But I can't get in a hundred and seventy six dollar bottle. Come on, why not, Brodie? He knows me for twenty years, he knows all that free all that free dessert you've gotten over the years, all those for that free credit. All thoesn't put more money in my bank. Yeah, it saved you. That would have been money that you

would have used on those products. But I spent that. I spent that money on college on my kids. I don't have that in the world of in the in the game of life, Brodie, you are way ahead, and you could have fucking you could have. You could have paid the one seventy five for a nice bottle for her. It's your wife, it's your wife. You it doesn't Yeah, my wife. And I said she deserved the best. She deserves the fine, got the best. She's got me. She

deserves the finest in life. She deserve. Oh but who's to say that one seventy six is better than forty five? You don't know that. By the way, in my opinion, anything is better than forty five. So look one seventy one, Hello, one seventy six. You don't know if that's like they tweaked the flavor, and maybe she wouldn't like that flavor. Poor wife, You don't know that getting the forty five dollar bottle. And you know what our birthday, for our birthday coming up in the new year, maybe I'll get

the eighty dollar whatever it was middle bottle. You know, maybe you'll get her a vodka slice of pizza. I can go from one of those right now, we don't. We don't drink vodka from one seventy five when you come from Brook Boys Boys eight eight