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#143: Living With a Male Model Roommate

Jun 14, 201749 min
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#143: Skeery helps our friend Jake decide whether or not to move in with a male model roommate, and is joined by Cher, David Brody and our friends Ricki and Jamie; #CherKnows tips on long distance relationships

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Elvis Durrand presents off air show Steery Jones and here number one. Well, yes, I'm over here, he's not over there now. And uh, I'm just taking I start right off by doing my line and Greg Te's line. He's supposed to say, I'm over here, I'm over here now, he's not over here. Instead share Share is over here, now I'm over here. You have to put the microphone up to my technique, take it, take it easy of All Fair Show. Um, as we we begin our transition.

I think the summer is going to be the transition time. We were telling everybody Share just on Monday, Greg T and I we've said that we think we're gonna split off into two different podcasts. I think it sounds great. So you and I will do something once a week, and then Gregg T and I will do something once a week. I think it sounds awesome. We might keep the Greg T and I thing called The All Fair Show, but maybe not. We have a big, big gas purple logo. Yeah,

it looks very cartoony. I don't know. I never liked it. From the beginning. I said, there's no way we're making t shirts of that, And so I and I feel like since since pretty much August when I came on board, there's been this whole like uproar whether or not we like the logo anyway and what we're gonna do. Yeah, that's exactly it. It's almost all guest that's etting close

to Yeah. And you know what, it was always the idea that, um, you know, my share Knows lives on beyond the podcast, which is why I try to explain to everybody, keep writing in your questions, because it goes other places when I do appearances, et cetera. And I love coming in here once a week, but I feel like there's so much to the Share Knows questions that the fans want to hear that sometimes it gets drowned out.

And we've seen those we've seen those responses. So you and I doing something maybe could give more of what they wanted to hear. Maybe a little he said, she said, Oh I like that, he said, she He said, she said, with Skury and Share, that might work. I only say that because there was a couple in the sixties called Sunny and Chair and it says like Scury and Share it first, but maybe can we can we fight? We fight?

We do that on Facebook Live. So yeah, so you can always get in touch with us at the Fair Show. We're still not going anywhere. You're still subscribed to this podcast, so we were still, you know, issuing episodes of the Affair Show. Greg Tilley back, I think maybe tomorrow we're gonna do another one. And and the way that this goes, we all know people are listeners. Know things take a while here, so take a little bit of time. So yeah, so but for now we are we we still are

the off Fair Show. And um, we have before we get into your share Nose of the Week, we have some friends in the studio. First of all, I'd like to say hello to uh, oh god, do we call you Ricky Sanchez? Yeah, you call me Ricky. I'm so used to hearing intern Ricky from all of you, so it's kind of weird to hear just the Ricky part. But then you have a Twitter what's your Twitter name? Oh yeah, no, it's Ricky. Stand Now I changed it

changed it. I changed because when when I first when I first knew you as as one of our interns, we were on the Elvist RM Morning show a couple of years ago. Yeah, I went to go follow you on social and what what was your what was your Twitter handle? I feel like if I say it, there's going to be an uproar. You could say anything you want. It was speaky Ricky, very clear you named yourself that. Yes, No, this wasn't It wasn't a nasty, rude, racist anything like that. Yeah,

let's clearly right away. Yeah, No, definitely not. It was. I am from a predominantly white town and a lot of my friends are white, so it was always kind of like a joke though, because it was I was the only Hispanic friend pretty much for a long time, so I just kind of was like, yeah, you know, speaky Ricky because I'm blunt and I'm out there and I'm crazy and psychotic, and everyone just kind of wet with it. No, but that's actually hysterical because I actually

have to share this. I was from a predominantly Jewish neighborhood and I was Italian, my last name being Cascenza. They used to call me Cascenza with a joke, and it was adorable, you know. It was like a cute little spin on the name and it was adorable. So I'm totally with you on that one, right, would you be a pizza bagel then ye, maybe only if it's a real good bagel. But when Ricky, when I met you, I was just so I felt so dirty and calling you that. I'm like, I'm not calling you, but your

your your your Twitter handle. Meanwhile, if you go to my town, everybody will say it no problem. And then you were like, you know, didn't you say one day you were like going to go on the air with us, and You're like, you could totally call me that on the radio. No. Well, I had said, I'm like, whatever the heck you guys want to say, it doesn't matter to me. But maybe maybe that has the stay in small town jokes that might be small town esfecially happy

for one, you change your name? Oh yeah, it was Ricky Sam. Ricky Sam, Yeah, from the Coast Morning Show. Hi Jake, how are you good man? You're doing well. I feel like I haven't been here for the last like five minutes. But you know what's so funny is, you know, when introducing people into a room, you just can't see it anyone, you know, And we just kind of went off on a tangent and I'm like, wait

a second, Jake's here too. Everyone forgets about we used to do the doorbell scary you know, we could have a couple of sound effects here. How about that doorbell? And where was my music sound too? Thanks for welcoming me, but no, you're here too, and I wanted to bring you in because I overheard you're saying something in the hallway about being a single guy living in Jersey and trying to find a roommate. Um. And before we get into that and share, I want your two cents on

this because wait, do you hear this guy's problem? Uh? Yeah, Ricky, you do. I was really fascinated to learn that you actually you do a podcast on I Heart Radio, and we are all family here um on our heart radio. So why don't you tell everybody what your podcast is and what it's about. Sure, so it's called twenty something's Doing Nothing, and it's basically everything and anything that ever comes up in my life or a friend's life that seems that it would pertain to other twenty somethings, and

we just go off on crazy tangents. There's literally no controlling my podcast anymore. I've basically accepted that it's just like a playoff, like like a Seinfeld does the comedians and cars drinking coffee. It's yeah, it's literally just start with one thing and it goes into seventeen other like a carpool karaoke, like a James Cordon deal. Twenty something is doing nothing. Do you record it in a studio? Yeah? Yeah, okay. Let me let me give you a word of advice.

If you really want the podcast to go to the next level, just take a digital recorder and record it in a different place every time. I guarantee you're gonna have more interesting shows, because that's one of the problems with this podcast and podcasting is we do it in a freaking studio and it's the same view and the

same backdrop. I think that you'd be in a different frame of mind if you record it in a bar one day, or maybe love that in the park or in the summer's coming hot about the beach, you want to go to the beach screach, Let's go to the beach idea. So what was given a recent thing that you guys have done on on that podcast? So last week we actually I found a personality test and you know,

not one of those Cosmo bs circle random things. It's a legitimate personality test, and I took it with my friend while I was in Canada, while we were like drinking wine and we're relaxing, and we just started tripping out because it's so on point and it tells you exactly who you are. We should do that here exactly. Who want to steal from? Come do it? It's a sixteen personalities dot com. Okay, how long is the test takes?

It doesn't take too long, although it took me a little longer because it tells you not to do any neutrals and it gives you a scale. So I'm doing It's gonna blow your mind. I'm writing it down. I'm writing it down on my pad, my share nos bad. It's gonna blow your mind. That's great science. It's supposed to tell you who you are. Yeah, I would say probably about fifteen minutes to actually probably put yourself in the position of do I do that? Do I not

do that? A lot of times I read them and I'm like, I don't do that, and then after thinking about I'm like, yeah, I do that, Yeah, I do that. Yeah, Like you have to take a moment and actually like really be honest with yourselida. That's really kid and now, so okay, so everyone could find your podcast on I Heart radio and as it on iTunes yet iTunes, I Heart, It's everywhere. It's called twenty Something's Doing Nothing, And who's

in it? It's just me as the main host, and then I have alternating co hosts every week take someone different. Jake's actually been on it a few times too. Some of my greatest ones were with We've done some interesting things on that podcast about it. My favorite, my favorite episode was our Juice Cleans episode. Well it was the post Juice Cleans episode, so we did a Juice Cleans and then we recorded an episode the next day, and it was probably one of the funniest things that I've

ever done. Agreed, because we went into it thinking the next day. We went into this podcast thinking that we both made it through the whole day, and then we discovered halfway through the podcast that both of us had eaten at some point throughout the day because you know, you're not supposed to you were doing a full clean. Yeah, we were doing Oh that's hysterical. Yeah, I'm so hungry. I'm like, yeah, I'm so hungry too, and I say that neither of us are doing somebody else is at

the door. Wait, hold on, it looks like it's David Brody coming in. You have to press the button there, Brody's up. What's going on here? I was caught in bed. I was caught in bed with the neighbor. Yeah, you're playing. He's got like, Uh, I'm upset, okay, because I'm gonna know the studio recording my Walkers and Talkers podcast. Otherwise, if you love plug for, if you love the Walking Dead, Fear to Walk and get Her Preacher, you want to

check out Walkers and Talkers on your iHeart Radio. Uh. And I'm in there and I go to turn on something to monitor what we just recorded, and I put on the channel that monitors this studio, and I hear the podcast going on about how Ricky's best podcasts are with Jake, some of her best podcasts. And I'm like, oh, I wonder what they're recording. I thought, I thought maybe she's doing her twenties Something's podcast also on iHeart Radio.

We just talked about that. Never asked me to be on it, even though I even though I hired her twice and got her job. Something that makes you sixty five something's doing that. I am wowow, but okay, he did a punchline color. But but so I come in here and I see you and share who I've been sitting on your podcasts. Great feedback. I think your kid people not only am my funny, I'm also sensitive and deep.

I gave relationship advice the last time. People like so many sides to by, so many sides like bring it on, and that and that girl that we gave advice to that I gave advice to. I feel that girl was like in her twenties early thirties. I was able to give her advice not a problem, nice fatherly advice. I feel like it's not fatherly advice. Continue. So it was. Sharon looked at me like, wow, I am. She looked

at me almost like I was desirable. But you're a little upset that you feel slightly because you feel like I feel like you hoard me for two weeks and now you're like, oh, I'm gonna bring some youth to the podcast because you're in your forties, son of a bit. I feel like I'm gonna GeTe. I'm gonna get Jake and Ricky to a Brody's former interns, bring them in, not wow, never did either one of them say we should probably get Brody. We are our lives to him.

But that's okay, that's okay, that's all right, It's okay. He's taking a big turn turn. Okay, say you're invited to come in. I told you, Brody, the door is always open to you. Don't the door I asked for you. I was like, Barty, I don't understand I need something. You're more than nobody asked about you. Brodie, you snitch. We're actually we're gonna do a share nose here in

a second. But but I overheard Jake talking about getting a new roommate and it why don't you just tell your story because I'm like, this is interesting and I know that Share has some perspective on this, and Brody, maybe you could add your father time with inside youthful youthful. Yeah, you know what. I need to go on my Face Time Live right now and see like you guys see that. So Scary's taking taking some shots at me for for because on our fifteen minute morning show podcast, I ripped him.

I rip him a new one. And then during the Elvis stray in Morning Show, I write jokes other people to take shots at him, getting back at because podcast my turn is it? I gotta great these podcast and then he quite that I thought it was shares podcast. You'll like gonna be on it anytime youle no matter who you have co hosting, they shine right exactly. We're

talking about so many podcasts. I'm not really sure what the reason you hear any reason you're here is because Shared can't push the board and she doesn't know what in jah And now back at you anyway, anyway, I gotta go ahead of the Walkers and Talkers podcast. No, No, what kind of what are we talking about? Situation? Half a situation? Is this about how your ritz is dogging into be his roommate? No, no, I'm past that. That's not even It's a different This is something else, more

problem issues. Well, now the issue is now that I don't want yours to be my roommate, which I never did. I have to pick somebody, and I've gone on Craigslist and I'm picking a random person. Yes, So there's a lot of strange people that you'll get when you don't say I've gotten this woman who was a pastry chef and she was a windsurfing advocate and like, that's interressing you can make, but I want to look at the guy.

But anyway, So I just h I just got a response from a guy yesterday and I looked him up on Facebook and he's a male model, and I was like, I can't live with a male model roommates. Why not? He's going to bring it all hot chicks. That's not gonna help me. He's going to bring it. You're you're thinking about it that way? Yeah, advice comes in that you go pro. I can't believe how knowledgeable you lo.

Here's the problem any girl Jr. Home that he's going to see his old jacket and his photos and his cool sports car parked out in front, and his cologne, and go, oh whose bedroom is that? Oh that's my roommates. Wow, look at all that stuff he has. Because he's a male mom, I'm gonna look at the stuff. They're gonna look at him and we're like wow that And the guy is gonna come home looking great, and he's gonna go, oh that guy. You look at Jake and go huh.

Well you know what. Let me tell you, sense I agree with you. Counterpoint, here's what you should move in with the male model because he's gonna bring home far more, many, many women than you will. And then you get hot girl overflow because they're gonna bring them in for himself. No, because he's gonna bring it. They're gonna bring in the froom's gonna happen. He's gonna bring them in for himself. Dude, I'm gonna bring a few women over, and then they're

gonna go with him with all his hot chicken. Then he wins because he gets off. He brings home four fucking smoking hot women. Right, This isn't a porno, isn't an orgy, and said, you don't know where you're getting on one, and you can as your question. Let's say, let's say there is a hot girl that you're seeing, right, hot girl, right, but she's got four guys like you, right overflow, you're one of the overflow. Now you're one

of the dates of the hot model. You come over to the apartment and there's a girl who's the attractive equivalent of Jake. Are you gonna overflow bang that girl? You are not. You are not banging. You are not sanging a Jake level attractive girl. Jake girl number one, the girl who's dating the hot guy who has to be hot most likely herself, is suddenly gonna go, well,

he's got another girl. I'm gonna go bank skinny Jake because he's got a great personal This is Wait a second, don't minimize Jake over here, Jake, you could bring home some hotties. Okay, let's just bring it on. J you could bring home some hottie. Let's call it on the carpet. Is he bringing you home? Is he bringing you home? I would ruin Jake's life. Well that's true. Actually yeah, but that doesn't mean you can't solid point. Yeah, Actually,

hold on a second, you have advice. Hold on, first of all, let's look at this totally home with because I'm because I'm going to avoid that because we're we're in we're convised. Yes, yes, I but would you go on female Jake? I would? Um? Would I go home? You know with as home with Jake? There you go home and watch TV. There you got for you? You open the door in my car. Host from Walkers and

Talkers on Heart Radio, Jamie is coming in. But wait a second, I think you got to look at the bigger picture on this anyway, because what's what the bigger side of this is what's that room might going to be about. So have you lived with women before? Okay, so I am being a model, have dated models and they're a lot more Um, I guess you say work

a lot of times, then you might anticipate. So maybe the real key is is that you need to meet this person and see if your personalities job in the first place, because get away from the girl thing and the hot thing and the everything else thing. You might not you don't know what this person's like to live with. Like a model's life is a little bit more complicated. There's a lot involved with entertainment. First of all, it's all about it's all about our bodies. It's a lot

of working out. So he might be bringing a lot of Jym stuff into the house. He might be annoying. He might actually be somebody who and I'm not saying it's annoying, but I'm saying, if your livelihood is different than this, you may like to cook a lot. He may be very into, like, you know, stuff that's overly healthy, and maybe you're not. I don't know if you are, but maybe it becomes something where the free just like

completely packed up with stuff. Maybe as people over and they're doing like a lot of photo sessions where they're trying to check out different poses, see what they're building up for for their next shoot. Um, there's a lot of fashion stuff involved, a lot of clothes coming in maybe the whole entire place. It's much easier to be ugly, like he just come on the couch saying that. There's a lot more to attracted, a lot of shop, a lot of take topic. I'm beautiful and I hate my life.

That was a great topic we had. There's all these hot people. That's the one you didn't talk right exactly. No, really, this guy says, you know he wants he's a male model, right, but what if he's a hand model. I mean, to what extent is his due to model? It's he's definitely it's not just his hands. He's hot. Yeah you've seen pictures. Oh yeah, hey, if he still needs a place to live, if you try them down, Rick, you'll take him share any and he can have those qualities that I don't like,

not necessarily just a model. It could be some other rando that's like he's a I don't know, random occupation doctor with crazy hours and you're not just qualifying him because he's a model. But you're saying, there are these other things that come with a male you know, being with a male model in your apartment, that would be at all the things that share saying. Plus, because he's overflows a real thing. He's coming home with four girls. You're gonna get one of them. I'm telling you here's

another thing. Though. Maybe maybe it's uh, maybe it's a win win. Maybe it opens up your eyes to other things and new environments and like new things. Maybe it's something like you guys kind of mesh on and you start going new places and you start doing things that are more in the entertainment field, more than just what you get to do in this job. Do you see his face right now? Though literally it might be good, and you don't even know what his what his sexual

preference is yet. Also, by the way, I don't even know that he's really attractive. He's probably gay. I'm just gonna say that we don't know that, and that's what I was going for. Scary keeps talking about overflow. By the way, if he's gay, he's gonna bring up twice as many hot guys to the apartment that shakes women are gonna look at Okay, he keeps talking about overflow. Hold share you dated models, right, Let's say you are overflowing the guy you're dating, and Scary is the roommate.

What would it take for Scary to be overflow? Sex for you not gonna happen. It's okay, the look on your face. You'd be like, do you have any friends? And then he'd be like, yeah, here's Jake, and then they're gonna be like, you have any grown up friends? But what about I used to read about women getting into guys age. Now, First of all, there is something

more to people than just to look. Some try not to be too shallow, but on an initial meeting, if you're somebody that's going for that specific look, yeah, I mean what you're saying is is that if you're going for like the Abercrombie model look, then you're that person that wants that look, then you're gonna be less prone to Possible is bright and worldly and into sports and into photography and do some great things. And the person who dates him might also be into things that Jake

is into. So it's not about dating that model the women that come to the house. I'm concerned with the women coming to the apartment for Jake. Yeah, because I could not be into the people that he brings over because they're way over my level. I'm assuming. No, well, you're a model. Models date ugly people all the time. Hit into a star buddy. No. No, he's saying that the people that the model brings are not people he may be interested in. The real issue here and the

Jamie you Jamie joined jamimess Ahi. Jamie's here. She works at light FM in New York. And uh, but I mentioned Jamie's my coast of walkers. So j Jake, Jake, um the little boy you're sitting next to you, he Jake was almost my roommate. I forgot, So you'll tell

that story in a minute. Jake on Craigslist he wants a roommate and one of the applicants is a hot male model, which is sort of redundant, right, not a hand model, And Jake is a friend to part with him because all of James dates will be like, who's the hot guy? And he can't compare to a hot model. So that's the topic. Why don't you comment on that end or tell us how you almost Jake's roommate? I

feel like that would be just too much drama. I met my roommate off Pankless and it's a guy and he was in the Air Force and it worked out great. But if I saw a model, I'd probably like in the next yeah, but should Jake live with a model? Give you a dating Jake and the hottest guy on the planet walked in, your head would snap a little bit.

It's snap, but I mean like I want the head to snap for me and not some there's more people have some self esteem, man, give yourself have confidence, but when somebody of that level walks in, then it kind of just like brings down your confidence, especially if you're living with that person, and you know anybody that you bring home is going to have to you eat this dude, and you are not that insecure that you think that a girl that you love is going to beat the

you live with Greg t So not really a big deal. You with a guy, whatever his real name is, you'd be like, oh, this is my closet. He's got a sex room you couldn't compete with, you know what. You know what's funny though, it is my my guy friends. I have a lot of guy friends, and when they're like in a picture or something with another buddy of theirs and and purely just friends. And he's like a hot guy standing next to him. I don't know him. I'm like, hey, who's your buddy? They get all self like.

I'm like, who is that? And all of a sudden they're like they're like, oh no, no, no, you don't want him. I'm like, well, why what's wrong with him? And sho, no, no, no, he's not for you. He's not good enough for you. And I'm like, I just was asking a question who he was. It was just an initial question. I check my Instagram. I got a blue checkmark. Okay, there's I dude with the blue check mark. Exactly. That's exactly scary, you know the confidence thing, right, my

roommate r the blue check walks next to face my roommate. Now, everybody loves my roommate. Now, he's a very attractive guy, but he's older. He's thirty, so that's not a worry of like the women that I'm bringing I mean older. I didn't say he's the people that I'm bringing. Well yeah, whatever, But the people were not interested in him because it's such a big age difference. Well, I mean I had a girlfriend for a year old story. She was five, and how old are you? Ricky old hot guy? Debatable,

brought wealthy single? Honestly, probably not. You wouldn't. Only I'm gonna I'm gonna tell you exactly why. I would probably have a lot in common with them, and I would probably like them. But I feel like you're getting well whatever, because when you're in your thirties or you're getting to thirty, you start thinking about marriage, settling down kids. Okay, that's a good way to put it. When you were twenty four, would you do one year old? No, I feel like

you're just different. You're not just doing You're different than other people because I feel like a lot of women your age are thinking about that already. Oh yeah, definitely. I'm not at all by any means. So that's just turned thirty three, Jake, you tap that. I almost lived at her, so I can't. But she was ready. Way to call her today on the air because my boss made me join Bumble, So now I'm on there because

I want dating stories. So a woman called today and she goes, my son's twenty six, and I want to set you up with him. He's so handsome. How old do you when I go thirty three? She goes, she goes, she goes, Actually you sound a lot younger. She's like uh, And then she got really offer and I'm like us, lash mom. If six and you're calling a light FM radio station, first, you've got bigger problems. Definitely not. He's

living in her basement. Hey, if he needs a roommate, Jake's looking at Would you live with a roommate that was a model? Would you even care? You're pretty confident, would you can really care? I'm super confident you have a girlfriend. Confident. But even if I didn't, I'm just trying to just erase, just trying to put myself in with blinders on. Even if I didn't have a girlfriend, even if I wasn't married and I was totally single and totally and uglier than this, you did? Would not

you live you live with? You live with? Rich? Oh my god, I was in this situation. Rich Davis, who was who's a DJ's Guy's a relatively well known guy. He's on serious, he's married to a supermodel. He was a hot guy. That a hot guy after Greg team moved out and he brought the hot girls home all the time. How many of his how many overflow did you get? Zero? Right? But how many times did you complain that girls you brought home were checking him out

every night? Right? Just figured this out? Is that time in my life because you're a hot guy? Yeah? Yeah, can I can? I listen rich Rich by the way, that's that's a hold on ten years ago. Ten years ago when when he lived with Scary he was even better looking. And I'm not saying he's not good looking now. He's a great looking guy, but he's also really personable, fund into sports, he's awesome to christ would do him.

You wouldn't let me answer the question. There was not one times following him now, there was not one time I felt it fury. It was not one time I felt insecure. It was not one. Yeah, but you went to bed a lot of nights feeling yourself. I got ban I had my own stash. I didn't need, I didn't need. Yeah, yeah, well that was what everybody called her. Harry Shares looking at the picture of this model, Oh, I want to see him. What do you think we

had a second though? We hang on? Something just hit me venus, No, um, he's in a relationship doesn't matter the girl hold on it maybe worth no, I mean cuddled up in pictures on Facebook, which we all know that does mean something. I mean, you're putting it out there for everybody that you're with someone, even putting relationships that is that he's twenty four, he's a male model,

he has a hot girlfriend. I'm assuming how successful could he be if he's looking for a roommate, which was the other thing I was going to say my part actually too so he probably can't afford much more. Well, that was the other thing I was going to bring up, was that I don't know how much curity it is for somebody unless you really know how significant they're doing in the industry. The industry is one of those things

that's very flip flop. So be real careful getting a roommate that he's in anything of the industry unless you know that they're pretty made, because I'd be scared of what they don't know, thinking made get made? Yeah, pretty made, But i'd be careful of that. And you probably look a lot hotter to the girls actually because you actually have a full time job. Maybe And I don't know his personality, Okay, Ricky you're at a bar. You see you see Jake Job. You just set the women's moving years.

This is the thing though, too. If we're just gonna say stands, you're not thinking jobs. You're not thinking, oh is he a nice guy? You're thinking he's really hot. I want to jump his ball. Last one night stand, Ricky, Oh god, very long? What day of the weakest. I was just gonna say, I don't know, I don't, I don't. I don't know about the one night stand thing, but definitely the idea that if this is somebody that was you know, it depends. Every situation is different. That's the problem.

Each situation is different. But I think on an overall we just made a judgment call here that there's like seventy two negatives to like a few positives. So I guess, I guess it's not going to work for this guy. I'm sorry, Mike, you're too attractive. I can't have you. That's probably why he's having a problem finding to begin another I had another guy the other day who was not like I wouldn't look at him and be like he's a threat, but he had no personality. So I'm

like trying to find this happy media. If he has no personality, then the girls you bring over will have no interest to him. That's true. You want Okay, so you're looking. Are you looking for a guy to play video games with? Or you're looking for a guy who will not interview you and your girls coming home? Both? He wants both. He wants it all. I want too much. That's the problem. That's game. If you play video games? Yeah, done, there you go. She'll bring her own video game and

she's not interested. But you said you wanted to. So sorry, so sorry. We can't help you. I'm scary. You answered the question. You have suation. Don't live with him? Okay, but no, but I live with someone successfully. Okay. I'm telling you, don't worry about it. Be your own person. You're confident, you have security, you have a lot of self esteem. I would say moving with him anyway, try it, trying for six months, give him a contract, sign on it, and if you don't like it, can't be here. You

could do a month to month type of leave. Yeah, that's I want somebody everything in Yeah, but you know what, maybe just don't do a roommate or turn them off, make arrangement. Make the arrangement like the old show threes company make the arrangement that you get to say and he has to agree that any girl you bring home and go, yeah, he's gay, and he has to he has to play along. Oh yeah, Mike, Mike's gay, or you're just saying that he's attractive. No, Mike, you're gay, right,

absolute late. That's the stipulations if he says he's gay. And this is where the interests the solution. So we have to do our share nose of the we have we have a listener email. We didn't even get to that. Man, we just did a whole podcast. Yeah we did. I don't know I should we even tend to read? That's fine. I love this. I like going off on tangents and I love my music, so like going off on you. I don't mind it. I'll take this. You are all right?

Check it out. Everybody. You can go to hashtag share nose on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Are you getting a lot of d ms lately? Tons? And not the fan page we're on Facebook. We have the fan page under share nose fan page now. So it was a spot where I felt like everybody could at least keep the messages in one spot because they're going all over the place.

If it goes down in d M, guys trying to hit you up on the d M. Listen, you know it's on the d L. But whatever is Jake's mail model friends, and I think he might have just hit me up face Jake says, he it over. So so people write to you hashtag share NOS. Make sure you keep sending your questions and we love that, and email us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com and on Facebook share NOS fan page. All right, so what

do you got for us? So? H This actually started because of something T said back when he started doing his little round Davus and not being in the podcast with us. He said, you know, Share, It's like we had this relationship and now we're long distance. Hey, what do you think about long distance relationships? So all of a sudden that that was an influx of these questions that came in. Share knows what do you think about a long distance relationship? Could it actually work? They work?

So I now that I have so many people in studio with us today, this is great. So the deal is is that yes they work, right, everybody knows they could work, but you need to put in effort and work, which is something that we just talked about that sometimes in your life you're not into the mood to do that. You want to just kind of go with the flow, have somebody around, you know, take advantage of the relationship.

When it's in town and it's there and it's something that's current in your life, you don't want to have to work so hard on it. So if you're the person that needs somebody there or you want that thing where you have that person at your back and call, this is never going to work for you. But if you're not, there's a few things. Five things you can do to make this relationship work. Number one. Number one, Okay, hands free and FaceTime have come in very handy for

our long distance relationships. Why because you could actually go around and go about your business on an everyday level without having to make it like such a chore that you're actually like talking to this person, so you can include them in your everyday life. And that's part of

what I'm walking around with. Like holding my phone up to my face, you can either hold your phone up to your face or you keep it just a hands free where you're on your headset and you're talking to them, so like, if you're going to the store, you don't have to be like, hey, I gotta get off the phone right now, a substitute for real life face to face. Of course not. But this is not a choice. It's not a choice. I apologize. I misunderstood what you said

when you said hands free FaceTime. I thought there was masturbation involved. That's next. I thought you were liked hold my sex thing and my phone sex part is coming up, because you need to si that, No, we're not skipping that. We were easing into it. For God's sake, my god, take it a second, little lighter, all right, listen. So no, but don't you agree that exactly you're going on the

twnny something that. So don't you agree though, that if you're in a relationship with somebody and they were around, you'd be seeing them, let's say at night, or you'd see them like whatever, it was twice a week, whatever, So you don't have to actually like show them what you're up to because you guys are around each other. But if you're in this long distance relationship, somebody's in California, r I live by coastal New York, l A. That is like one of the hardest types of relationships, but

it's manageable if you want it to be. You have a time difference. You know, you're doing different things. You're running around like a crazy person. So one of the things you could do is keep them involved with your life. So like if I was coming in here, maybe I'd keep them on my headset and I'd be like, hey, listen, you know what going in to do the podcast right now? You want to listen in? You know, you kind of make them a little bit of a part of it

that they don't feel like they're never it is. But that's that's the point. If you want to I know, James the guy with the guy he's listening in. I'm single. I keep it single. I can't long distance because I don't want to put the effort. If I want to put the effort, and I'm really good at it, I didn't. But that's the other thing. You got to own it. You have to know if you want to put the relationship effort in. If I'm not in the mood to let me tell you something, there's it's not happening. But

when I'm in the mood to it could happen. So then the other thing is they say that if you set regular times. So when I did a little research on this, they say that almost every other couple in the world right now is in a long distance relationship because of the economy, because people are moving around because the jobs, because they're not as available in your home

town anymore. So there's some real life. College is a huge one, like when you're in college and you're trying to have that like love relationship and the person ends up graduating and then they want to keep it going. That's another big one. And people say that there's so much of this right now that the other thing that helps with that is these regular times to talk. Now, for me, I think that's crazy because I have such

a crazy schedule. I could never say to somebody, if I don't call you a two o'clock it means that I don't care about you, like I mean, that's ridiculous. But they're saying that if you set times, it actually makes the relationship stronger, because it's like you guys are saying I know, but they're saying, you guys actually should

try to do this. So that's another thing that they've put out there, is that regular times at that point to like it's like and then point where it's like for me to be in a relationship that you go, oh my god, it's almost seven o'clock, I can't wait to call her. That's what I'm trying That's what they're trying to. That's what they're saying in front of me right now, and Master Bay because here's the other thing.

Here's the other time they say that. On the other hand of that, don't stop your your life because if you do, you'll become an insecure psycho. So that's another thing. And I believe in that percent that people get really crazy when they're away from somebody because they're just they have their own insecurities already and then they just build

up like crazy. Have you guys ever been in a relationship where somebody just gets insane because you don't contact them right away or you're not giving them the attention that you didn't realize I need it started, Yeah, exactly, you have no patience with you people left that last three years before the people don't let it go. But in long distance relationships, is this part of the work effort that they're talking about. You have to actually put the time in and say, Okay, I'm going to actually

go about my business. Though I'm not gonna stop seeing my friends on a Friday night because you're gonna get insecure that I'm going out. I'm gonna pick somebody else up. But I'll call you maybe when I get home, or let's set that time before I go out. So it this way, we're at least talking. You know, it really has to be the effort. Broutie. You hit the nail on the head with this one, because again, because you're thinking outside enough to pat your own back. We didn't

even invite you. Oh my god. But and then and then you have to you have to realize that then it goes to the physical side. So the whole thing that screws up at distances. You have a lot of you have a lot of phone sex. You do. Let me. Really, that's a good sign too. Are you plugging yourself there? Ye? Shape like, what is this the thunderbolt? Oh my god? Now, but you know what, it's just the idea that if you want to put the effort in, all these things

do make sense for somebody. Some listener right now that did right in is asking because they're trying to make it work. So there's a little bit of a difference here. We're kind of talking is people who are in the moment in our own world right now, and that's totally respectable. And that's that's the way that I even speak to people. I not about talking for them. But if you're calling and you're you're writing into me to ask how do

you make it work? You don't want to hear the things that would have been coming out right now that it's work and it's this, and it's that, and it's a chore, and why would I want to stop my life? You're looking for these right reasons, and the right things to do are set a regular time, get on your hands free sometimes do FaceTime, um, get physical so details. You need to text sporadically sexy text you have to. You have to do sex thing thing. You have to

do sex things. You have to because if you don't, it's going to kill the relationship while they are out Next Anthony Wiener, you don't have to send dick pics to sex. That's don't do that. Actually, that's that's it's kind of the intimacy of not doing that, and it's like getting sexy, like, hey, babe, what are you wearing today, what's going on? How's day going? You know? I was feeling you know, I missed you this morning, the little comments. It doesn't even have to be all about, Hey, I

wish I had you naked next to me. I mean you could, but it doesn't have to be so blunt. It's about the anticipation of it. But should the woman lie about what she's wearing? Like if I text you and say, what are you wearing? And you're wearing sweats because it's your bloated day, I don't want you to tell me, right, Yeah, I don't scared you really want them to go. I'm wearing my oversized Lulu Lemon pants

and I can't fit into my jeans. But the point is is that we all know how to be sexy when you're with somebody you have to actually train with right now, but I have my period. That would be a lie then, right I'm guessing you would have to lie. If you were on your period, you would have to lie. You definitely should lie anyway, He's wait a minute, Wait a minute, what if you call her every day for like three months and she's on a period all the time.

That's not right now, But again. At least you know she's not pregnant. That's true. No, but you know what the idea is, he's dying though, he's bleeding to death. I'm saying period every day, I'm so sorry, and says she's not on a period for six months. You're like, oh, ship, he missed a period of five months. So I'm gonna be daddy to these poor off air heads that wrote in because they're trying to salvage their distance. Listen to this podcast as opposed to other day. The more vulgar vulgar,

the better they love this ship. I'm just saying, you have to be about your law on Twitter. Bleeding to death okay, but if you're in a committed relationship with a woman, even then her menstruating is part of life. That's what I was just gonna say, was that kind of what did I understand what your life is like for that week? Right? And the honesty is another thing

that they say. They say even if you you know, you got to keep it alive though, so you can still say things like, hey baby, I wish you know you were here so I could wake you up with you know, all right, as you like if I was on face time. Oh my god, no, we're not done yet. Another thing. You got to confront the trust issues. The second somebody starts acting up and saying things like, hey, why are you going out doing that? Who's your friend?

Bah blah blah, confront them. Nobody likes to in relationships, but don't let it dangle on because that relationship is going to be over. The other thing is is the goals. The biggest thing about keeping a long distance relationship alive, and this has been apparently proven, is that you have to set the goal as to when the next time is you guys are going to see each other. Apparently keeps the anticipation up and it keeps the happiness because

that date. Don't don't keep it just going out there like, oh, I don't know, I don't know, maybe next week, maybe next month, six months down the road, you're still like something to look forward to, the right, but the phone sex is the most important thing. There's so many things that I've heard recently that I wish I heard before

my relationship ended. Really not that it would help you, Jake, No, but you know what I mean, just saying yeah, but these seriously, some of the tips that come up are things that everybody kind of knows, but they just needed kind of thrown in their face a little bit. And that's what the share Knows is all about. It's kind of just analyzing it, putting it together and saying, listen, this is what I think, this is what I would do.

But here's even better. Here's some stats for you, so you could see what other people did to make their relationships work. Now, so shar knows, keep it physical. It's a necessity, the mental health and sex sex correct. Thank you, that's awesome. You know what, These five tips sound exactly like marriage. They do. Yeah, I didn't know. There's no physical sex. You spend your time masturbating, You call and text occasionally. You have to make up a date in

advance where you might go out to dinner. This is my favorite podcast ever. I love this one. This is a great episode. Trust issues. Remember episode number one? Everybody, Yeah, she's always on her period. That's marriage. I'm sorry. Sorry. That's to the Walking Dead podcast and any other podcast you guys, Jamie and podcast the Non Existing one. Yeah, Jake, what's your podcast? It's the Doesn't Exist Way Podcasts with Jake? What do we do on Facebook? Love? Because we keep

forgetting scary. I keep promising our fans that we're going to do Facebook live when Sharos comes into the studios. It's on my fan page. Guys, Hi, guys, make sure you watch this episode episode Facebook live. Everybody you guys will hear them on the episode later, right, but they're watching it, so you don't need tell them to watch it. But a lot of people are going to see this on replay, and we'll already have been recorded right right right, but they'll be watching it when they see it. Some

of them are watching it live right now. And the people that are listening to you just said, are you talking about will you hold our camera? Some of them take this way. Some of them are watching it live. Put them jority. The majority of the people that are gonna see this are gonna see it on replay later, so we'll have already been recorded. But check out episode number one. That's what we're promoting. Thank you, Thank you.

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He's crazy. He was his birthday yesterday. But he's like, I'm not going to be here Tuesday or Wednesday, which is fine. I got a problem with that. We're doing OK, I'll do this. I'll do this all day, all day, all day, all day, every day. I don't care. Uh, their heads always, they always just used me of being the guy that wants to not do the podcast. But I'm here for the off your heads. We will see tomorrow. Comments at the offair show at gee L dot com.

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