#142: Switching Things Up

not an empty promise. No, I don't even care about coming soon, coming soon. Tell you what I'm not I'm gonna do. I'm not gonna hold my breath. I'm just gonna let it happen. Alright, alright, cool, one day he'll be here. I guess what if I surprise us? But I surprise you, but just putting him on the phone. One day, I'll take it. I will take Andrew dice Clay on the phone. I will take andrewdiced Clay in person. I will take andrewdise Clay at a round table. I

will take him anywhere you can deliver andredise clay. This guy is gonna tell you fine that he invented that. He never invented that phrase. I'm over here now. But that's fine. Oy, alright, fine, fine, what's up? Bro? Not think they're good? Man? Have a good week. I have a great weekend. Look, I look, I didn't put any some block on, and this is what happens to me. I see you got a little burn. That's all right,

you know what, you get a base color. You know what, I'm not afraid of being burned because I believe at the risk of getting sun poisoning. Don't come on. How many people do you know get sun poisoning? Alright? How many people do you know have had some poisoning? I don't. I did when I when I was eight, Okay, Disney. I went to Disney and I was walking through the park and I got I got heat stroke. How many people do you know gout? He's stroke heat stroke and

sun poisoning. I got him both. What are you writing down sun poisoning? I want to come. What I'm saying is this, everybody is so quick to you. Gotta put some block on or else you're gonna get some poisonal First of all, you get a damage is scanned for life. It's really like leather. How many people do you know I've got damaged skin from sun? The lady from there something about Mary on a movie in a movie, remember the Ladies, She was like made of leather. Great movie

it is. But how many people other than the old lady and something about Mary Mom? Okay, tam Mom is a perfect is handful of somebody who sucked her stuff up? Okay, her skin is messed up. And by the way, you're putting yourself a great risk for cancer. How many people do you know other than tan Mom has got some kind of sun poisoning sun cancer whatever I say, it's not possible. I had. I got heat stroke and in

sun poisoned. So ever since then, I coat myself. You're doing fine in fifty all you're doing fine a fifty, which, by the way, I hear that once you go past thirty, you're not really doing anything for yourself because thirty is the real max. But people want to see those high numbers, so it's a marketing ploy. Didn't you date some girl back in the day that was the sun tanned lotion model? Yeah, back back in the day you did. She was Hawaiian Tropic that was that's tanning oil. That's not nothing to

do with That's the opposite of some block you would think. Man, by now you have some kind of like you know, you'd be getting tannled tanning lotion to you, sent to you for the rest of your life. Okay, do you do real when you do Hawaiian tropic dark tanning oil? That smells like coconut. Yeah, that's like SPF two. There's no such Yeah. That's Rachel where back in the day. Today she's married and I believe she's pregnant. Really, yeah,

she's no longer the Hawaiian Tropic model. No, I doubt it. Rachel. Maybe we could call her one day and find out where's We're catching up with your ex? I like that, man, that was so cool. Can we okay, if we catch up with one of my actual dude, I like that, Man, that's great. You know, that's a great idea. I don't think she has a phone. I think she'd blocked me catching up with an X. I've spoken her like nine ten years, dude, know more? You know what, bro, I

gotta be honest. I like that catching up with your ex. Dude, that's great or I got a better idea. I love it. Let's make it more than just about us. Yeah, what if we did catching up? What if we connect an off airhead with with one of their exits? I love it. We got two listeners on the phone, all right, and okay, tell oh my god, this is supous. Nobody's doing this. Hold on, we have discovered our first good bit here. This is awesome right here live and we didn't like this.

And this is not gonna be an empty promise either. We're gonna get them on the phone. I don't even say empty promise ever. Again, that was that stupid ball freaks that idea. Don't even worry about him on the show. But I don't want to hear about him and his stupid ideas and empty promise. You know what, I don't want to hear about it. Check it out. We no longer exists. Oh my god, you very hard on the game. No longer exists. So here's how I would do it. Yes, we would do We get a little by the way,

email us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. Uh, get in touch with us, m us somewhere. If you have the phone number of an exit, you have not spoken to it a long time. Yeah, we'll put you on the your fair show and we'll call them first and set it all up. Or do we just call them blindly live? No, because that that we we need we know, because you know how the FEC works. We actually need permission and we have to do all that thing,

and it's kind of unfair. So I think that we kind of they give us the number, we'll call ahead of time. Ahead of time, right, we'll explain to this person what's going on, and maybe maybe they don't want to go on but the first but if they agree right the first time, the two of you will have spoken to each other. I love it. And the longer, the more uncomfortable, the more awkward better. So if it ended badly, yes, if you want to hear from you,

that's right. Or if you just haven't spoken to them in ten years, we want to speak to you know. But but but now listen, scary. We have to also take into account because we're not idiots. We know that sometimes relationships end and it's I mean, it's it's well, it's really bad. We're talking you know, all kinds of abuse and craziness. That's not what we're looking for We don't want any of that. That's not no, no, no,

we're not going down those roads. We want no, we want you to call right, but just get in touch with us, tell us your story and um, even if you went out with somebody three times, all of a sudden the ghosted you, we want to hear. We want to talk like that's the guy give us, give us those those numbers, or the girl catching up with you r X. I love it. But so so we actually have to read by example. We should by calling. We'll start with you, We'll start with me even that's what

we'll do, not now, I'll do it right now. But no, no, no, no, no, let's plan it out. No, let's plan it out. Let's get the right music for it, Let's get the right vibe. Let's plan the whole wing wants to actually plan something and not do it live right now? What I know what? No, you're you're you're you're like, are you in the same person that you are on Friday? We're gonna do things differently here, you know, with the new the new vibe of the show. You heard this first, right, he wants

to plan something, not just go willy nilly. So we're gonna do that, so prepared to do it right now. Though. No, the first person we call is gonna be your ex girlfriend, Rachel,

and we're gonna we're gonna put you two together. So don't call her, don't have to talk spoken to her, and so long, I just know you're gonna have to or that maybe I have to call her first because I don't want you to talk to her yet, see, and then you know, then I have to give because that's essentially what we're doing with the audience right well.

I think it's I just, you know, I see your stuff on Facebook here and there, and like I see that she's married, I see a kid coming, you know, so maybe I think that I think what she wrote she made the announcement that she is having a kid. I think I hit the like button on the picture. But we haven't really, we haven't reached out. I haven't spoken her at all. Okay, so listen, So here's the thing.

Just like we're telling the audience, we're like, you know, we have to call them ahead of time without them knowing, kind of like you know, we're not gonna let them set it up. I may have to call Rachel first and vice versa. You'll let the call one of my exes first. Oh please, if you really want to do if you really want to do me justice, like really get into it. I mean, give me the most uncomfortable one, the one that had the one with the parents and

the restraining order. That's the one. You're gonna have to call him. You gotta call Kim. That's the one that is my legendary breakup. Kim is the one. Now, if if you didn't follow this, I think you've told this story before. But this girl had a restraining order against you know, she her parents did. It wasn't her. She didn't want to have her She wanted to see me, and I wanted to see her parents. How did they have a right to do? Please? Scary, We don't. We

don't have no time for this in the world. Please, we had to go to court, please, I would serve papers said, Oh my god. But okay, so that's what we're talking about here. Let's bring it back home. We got this new idea we just came up with right now, catching up with an X, which I love. So if we and you, if me and you were saying to our audience that we will call them and and and find out. Then you would need to call Kim first, and I would need to call Rachel first, and then

set up not no sabotage, No, I'm not. I'm not gonna sabotage anything. And I don't want you to sabotage anything. And you have to find out, and then you can break it to me whether or not she wanted to be on the on the show with us or not, And I'll break it to you. And I could say, and I'll tell you the awkward news I spoke to her. She doesn't want to be on the show, but it'll be but that she's not gonna be awkward to me because we were never awkward. All right, then pick somebody

you know. Here's the problem. But if we can go to list you will you have men to break up. But here's the thing, though, there's not been one breakup in my life that's been awkward. I've never burned a bridge. Come on, now, I think I'm not gonna go there, but I think there was one that was awkward, Like how many years ago we're going the person, you know, the one from the from the Sticks and Sticks, the one out and out and stop. She's also married with

two kids. I think, okay, but I think that would be the awkward one. That's not awkward. I think she really put more time and effort into it. If you wanted to mention your name, I didn't want to do that because because it's not awkward. Dude, what about the attorney? What about the one? There was the attorney? The hernie? Yeah, come on, who's in a turn? What was her? She was really smart. I couldn't believe you really trusted her away she was I thought she was a great girl

for you. You threw her away. That was That was like two thousand. But that's another one I think that we could talk to. She saw me in an appearance and she was like she had a baby carriage, and she's like, Scary remember me, And I'm like, oh my god, you say I think there's a couple. Yeah, listen, I like the bit catch you up with the next All right, okay, let's do that. Let's do that. We'll come up with the ways we're gonna do it. We'll set it up

with the music, the whole thing. All right. Fine, we don't have a lot of time today because both Scary and I are kind of pressed for time you actually have a real legitimate meeting uptown, as as do I, and there's nothing we can do about that. And we got into the studio late, so we really want to

hope that our audience. But whether you're new, whether you're old, that you're gonna come along on a new journey with Scary and Eye and I and we've been talking about changing the name of the show, changing the vibe to everything, and we're gonna see where it goes. Yeah, okay, but sometimes something might be new again. Who knows. We don't know what we're gonna do yet, but but I do think that we might be changing the name of the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

I think we you know, we can. We can honestly say that I've talked about it, and we want it. We're gonna we want to change the name of it. Also explains why we haven't committed to T shirts or because because that would have been a waste of money. And I think on this new branded show that you and I are coming up with, we might get new characters that new characters, new shows, new T shirts do everything everything, And we have a ton of ideas to ton of ideas stuff that that we can do. It's

it's gonna be a lot of fun. And I I don't think we're not going to talk sports too much, right You never know what comes around. There might be something there. But I think that if you're used to sorry if you love baseball, but I just don't like talking about it. Okay, maybe maybe we could dive into and not a stat statistician, neither of mindian. Okay, not a mathematician, but neither of mine. But there are some really good storylines that are going on in sports today.

So you know what, we will touch upon it right now. If there's one, one or two things that you want to mention right now, you want to talk about Aaron Judges all run exactly. It was a behemoth. It was a big home, right But okay, but stuff like that, I don't think that we're gonna get into saying but I don't think we're gonna go get into sports the way sports stations get into that's the problems Aaron Judge. So you'd have to say, this guy is a rookie

monster on the Yankees. He's like six ft eight. But I think that we'll then take time out. I think we'll have if we want to talk about him. I think you and I off the radio would would talk about what we're gonna do, and we'll have the whole thing set up. This people have a sound clip of the guy. You know, this guy hit a five hundred foot home run four he did yesterday Yankee Yankee Stadium. Right. But some of us are saying, remember back to uh, the days of Mark McGuire and Sammy Sosa and all

of them. You know what I mean, I'm not listen, who am I to say? And I'm not saying anything. I'm just saying that someone that's hitting home runs, he's either strong like King Kong, or there's another there's another reason why you're hitting home runs like that. I don't say. I'm not saying anything. Has anybody. I'm not saying it has anyone publicly marched down that road opinion he's saying because I I just think in this day and age, it's it's tough for for somebody to even do that.

All right, we look, we don't have much times here. What are we doing today? What are we doing today? Well, first of all, on a second, there's another there's another story out there. I mean, first of all, the Penguins one Stanley Cup. Yes today, that's right, that's true, that's true. Gngratulations. Then oh and I mean the Calves going for it again, Lebron.

I want to say one thing on that, right, this is and again here's the guy didn't I didn't want to talk about sports, and here I'm talking about sports. But because just get up my chest, because what's happening in sports today is that there's more storylines that you can talk about than really about stats and all kinds of things. Well, we don't have to sound like sports guys because we're not. We are allowed to talk about the regular storylines that everybody seem. I mean, here's what

doesn't know that there's a game five right now? Does any might not know the NBA Finals tonight? Calves and right? But I wanted to say one thing about that, if you if you let me, okay, and then we'll go on to what we're gonna talk about today. Well, we're not gonna be eld to time. We can't, we will. I have a couple of minutes, we have a course of no way. So the thing I think is, I think that the fact that the Calves were down three games to none the pressure was off for them, and

they just played and they didn't care. They played like they didn't care, they didn't play like reckless, abandoned. Yeah, so they just played and because they played that way, I think that caused them to win the game. Don't you agree the pressure was off? Well, I didn't feel like they didn't feel like they had anything to play force.

They're just having fun on the court. Some some conspiracies will say some some some good conspiracy theorists like myself, would say that Golden State played it soft in order to go back home and win it on their home court. Shut off. I'm not saying that they threw the game. I'm saying that they kind of said, look, if we win it here, great. If we don't win it here, guys, you know we're going back home, Well we'll win it

at home. All our family members are gonna be there and we're gonna enjoy it and it's gonna be great. So that's what I'm saying, is that maybe they didn't play as tough against Cleveland as they could have or should have. And I'm it's what is this And I'm I'm balling, and it's called you coming up with your own new segment. All right, so what do you call the segment? Just call falling on a budget? Walling on a boat? What is that? What's what's calling on a budget?

Balling on a budget is what? You've got no money in the bank, your brokers a joke, but yet yet you somehow you find a way to get everything paid for in your life. Like, we want to hear from you at the offair show at gmail dot com. Uh and maybe even on Twitter. Hit us up and maybe we'll get in touch with you right to us. Tell us how you've been balling on a budget. All right? So if you don't, there's not a money and you but you still want to go with your friends over

the weekend. That's what your death is. Yeah, it's like the pit Bull song when he talks about how he's got no money in the bank, but he just wants to just party for the you can with that song. I forgot how it goes. I don't know. So you're calling it balling on a budget on a budget? Idea from our friend Renee Renee. Hey, what's up Renee? Party girl voice? What you got party girl voice? I know, well actually have strip but maybe that's just like a result of the weekend. Yeah, I don't want to. I

don't want to get sick through the phone. What's going on? Thanks for calling the show today. You're very welcome. I'm very excited, guys. So Scary just told us that there's some new bit that he wants to do here called balling on a budget. So I'm gonna I'm gonna lean back. I want to listen to what this is all about. Game. She's got no money in the bank, right, it's like

borderline negative. But I still just continue to live my life the way I want to and just kind of hope money is going to appear, and it just isn't working. So do you do you do you play scratch loss? Do you play the lottery? Or like, like, how do you that's how you lose more money? I tried, So how do you get money? What do you do for a living? Hum? Well, I work a lot in an event. Okay, it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun, but it works. I mean working an entry level job.

Essentially like the rest of America. This is you're You're no different than than almost everybody in America. So yeah, but I'm acting like my Stalari's equivalent to like director CEO, like, but it's not there. You know, there's a famous saying. You know here it is a famous saying having champagne taste but beer pockets. Yep, there you go. So how do you ball on a budget? Give some tips out to the listeners real quick, um, because you're gonna, yeah,

you're gonna make me give tips. Don't even know what I'm doing, Like, what did you do this weekend? Like, how did you go ball on a budget? This weekend? Or Memorial or Memorial Day weekend is what I think you wrote us about. Oh yeah, I'm a world Day weekend was rough basically like I did the normal Jersey girl thing and all my friends like, you have to

go to the shore. So we went down the shore, but like everywhere we went it was thirty covers cash only, like at the A t M. Every two seconds, I'm like, oh my god, I can't even imagine what my card looks like, this is so bad. Um. And then I'm buying rounds for people, like I'm ordering ubers because everybody's pretending that they don't have the Uber app, so I'm the one ordering Uber and everything surcharged, and it's just

like so atrocious, so bad. And then but it was funny because I'm like, well, we're acting all tough, like we can spend all this money, but meanwhile we're like staying at my friend's house with her parents. They're like cooking for us. We're speaking their alcohol so we don't have to buy alcohol. So I guess that's how we were bawling out the budget. I like it. I like it a second. So wait, so wait, so you're balling.

Wait that doesn't make any sense though, because it sounds like you spent, well, you spent all the money you spent. You just said you dropped all that cash. I know, but we didn't have a choice, you see what I'm saying that. But that's not a balling on a budget. That's balling and the credit card bill comes in at the end of the month and just now you're fucked.

You're right that the bar and there's a cover. I can't be like, listen, I'm bowling on a budget, and I can't no, no, no no. If you're bowling on a budget, I like saying, exactly, budget, you've scammed away out of paying that ship. Pardon me, right, Renee, this is exactly, but I think you got it backwards for day bawling on a budget, Like how have you scammed like free ship? How have you gotten? How have you

duped people? How have you beaten the system? How have you gotten your champagne tastes, your champagne thirst quench, but not pay for use that in my friend group. I like that champagne taste. What's your friend group? I'm going to do? What all we want to know is this though, Renee, When you're bowling on a budget, you still want to go out because you feel you're entitled to go out and have some fun, but you know you don't have any money, so you've got to be creative and like,

how do you go out? You go out with a guy that's got a lot of money. Do you go out with a girl that's and pay for it all? How do you roll deep without having money? That's bawling on a budget, right, Honestly, we do just try and make all of our friends at the bar and then once week, like me and my girlfriend to go out and we'll know we'll go out and then we'll just like go talk to guys to the bar and they're like, oh my god, what are you having? And they're like, oh,

I have to get you something. You ran out of your drink, and we just kind of like carry around that exact same like empty cup for a while. Okay, so I see what she does. Okay, just as your drink approaches, like you know, there's like a third of it left, right, you approach the bar and you get into conversations with guys. Yeah, and then you're just like happy to also need a shot, also need a beer,

also need a vodka soda. And then you're just like perfect, and now I'm set for the next like forty minutes. And then you just do the things you get. Okay, that's bowling on a budget two right, I mean does that make any sense? And staying at you at the parents house and having them cook, I could see. So you use you use the house for for the for going to sleep and for eating, and then you just go out to bars. But now, yeah, that's where you

have to correct everything. You have to make somebody else pick up your uber, You have to make somebody else pay for your drinks, because it sounds to me like you're still running up a credit card bill. That's not that's not that's ball that's balling being dumb. You're okay, all right, well then okay, then there comes a heart attack part in the morning and you're like shit and you whip alt venmo and you've venmore charged the fun out of everybody that you went out with, and you're like,

down to the penny. You need to pay me back for everything that I just paid for you last night. That's awesome, all right, So I'll tell you what I did. I thought I misunderstood your example when you sent it to us. But at least we've got something going forward, right, we do have something. But I do like, I do like where you're going with this. I do like the fact that you're trying to uh approach guys at the bar at the last second when you're when your drink

is almost empty. So Renee, thank you very much for at least launching us ball on a budget exactly, because it's all about the next time you go out and you really are authentically bawling on a budget, make sure to call back and tell us all about it, all right, And I'm oh my god, you guys and I'm just yelled at me. Thank you. What we didn't yell at you. We didn't yell at you. Okay, feeling you take care

of that. Do love you? We love you. And listen next week, when you go out with your girlfriends and you're bawling on a budget, you call us back on Monday and you let us know you and your friends went out balling, fallowing on a budget. All right, we're flitting a luxury sweet, that's terrific. How is that? No, we don't, I can't. We don't talk. We gotta go give us one question, but no, listen, we made that

sounds great. I can call us back after your visit Atlantic City and you tell us how you guys balled on a budget right now, and let us know how little money you spent. Yes, that's how we want to hear about it. Thank you, Thank you? All right, scary listen. I like where you're going with everything, I really do. She definitely had it wrong, but I look forward to

hearing some more stories. All right. If you're balling, if you're truly bawling on a budget, you absolutely are not paying at the end of the month on a credit card. Stay right, She would have found a way to get her uper is paid for exactly. So there you go. So you just heard what Renee did. That's not exactly what it was. But now you guys know exactly what we're talking about. So please drop us an email. We will reach back out to you guys the next Monday.

So we want to hear going into your weekend what you're gonna do. And Monday, we want to know how you bawled on a budget. I love it, scary, yes, I will do. I'm this is one man clapping for you. I'm very happy man, No, for real, dude, you know what, let me tell you. You can't hit a grand slam your first time at bat. So you know what, man, I think you gotta This is a great, great, great idea. Alright.

I love next thing. Next thing. I wanted to just say, I know we had I have a couple of emails that I really think we should read here because we've been uh letting the mail bag fill up, let it fill up for now, we cannot get to it right now. I have got to go. I've got me. Great's getting up, he's standing up, because dude, I'm looking, I have got I'm gonna what do you do? Gotta go and I gotta go. We both gotta go. There's no way we can do a long show today. Don't force it, please you.

I beg of wait, hold on, great teas he me to wrap it up. Yes, I'm actually telling you to wrap it up. I'm already to go for the half hour. To be honest with you, man, if you think about it, we really had a great show. We talked about we did nothing, dude. We came up with a col new idea called catching up with an actual is gonna be great? And we we we succeeded by hitting our first good bit out of the park called dude balling on a budget. I love it great. All right, We're done, okay, can

read you a five email? Save it please? I beg you to save it. I beg of you. I've got to go. I've got to go to them. I gotta just want to read this mon email. Don't take my headphones off. What are you doing? I can no longer even hear you? What are you going? Off? Air show? Enjoy you guys, Thank you very much for hanging out with us. We gotta roll for real. I gotta go. I'm not kidding you go. I'm just gonna get you dude,

you have no he's working at Please just end it. Please, I'm gonna end it up for I read this five line email from Michael Bob. What the wait, I'm in here alone again? This guy? Okay, I just want to be just want email. I'm trying to get back to the listeners. It's listener love. The email says uh. The subject one is Jackalo by the way, and it says what's up scary and Greg t absolutely love the podcast.

I can't wait for the next episode to drop. Someone needs to call Bob Pittman, the head of our company or whoever to get you guys higher up on the studio space. Totem Pole. Yes, I agree with that email. Keep up the great work. And the reason why I read that email and I feel like I needed to read it now was because, yes, I needed to get that out there. And so now people have been given

the idea. Hint, hint, if you're listening, listening and your administration administration in this food chain, food chain, please give us more studio space. We need the time. We need the space because otherwise we're gonna be down to like one podcast a week because it's filling up in here. Real quick. All right, he's got his back, pett I'm just gonna signed off into the sunset on my own Scary Jones hold it down once again on the off air show. I think Share is gonna visit us tomorrow Wednesday.

Who even knows. We're gonna try and give you a three podcast this week. It's gonna be tough. We don't have the studio space for it. But until then, I'm just gonna say Jackolo now fine feats gas Min