#141: Heaven Needed Another Podcast

justified on Thursday, but not justified on Friday. Friday. I had to get the hell out of here. I was taking a long weekend to the Hampton's actually not the Hamptons, excuse me, the North Fork of Long Island, as I've been corrected several times. Oh my god, I don't know the difference. Yeah, the Hampton's is the South Fork, isn't it. Yeah? I thought it was inclusive of the North Fork and the South Fork. But apparently the Hampton's people wouldn't be

caught dead on the North Well, that's exactly it. There were a couple of Bougee elites that you are not on the on the Hamptons, you are in the north fork of Long Island Country. So for those of you not from the New York area, Long Island is actually part of the same piece of earth as Brooklyn and Queens. It's actually Long Island's actually a peninsula if you consider it part. But it's Brooklyn Queens and Long Island are

actually the whole island. Brooklyn Queens would be the ball sack, and then Long islandould be the shaft well, and then the Montauk would be the dick hole. No, it's a long fork right, with two prongs like a spear, like a like the kind of thing you'd stick and like to cook meat like. It's two prong right, So the Brooklyn Queens are like the handle. Reklands at the bottom of the handle, then Queen's then Long Island. Long Island

is so long, that's why they called Long Island. It's like a four hour drive from one end to the other. It could be in traffic. Yes, it's a it's a long it's a long ride. I have to be honest, I don't think as an adult I've ever been to the Hamptons. Really, there's a lot to see out there, Brodie, there's now but the thing is the The path that's well traveled is the South Fork, meaning the Hampton's and those are all your Hampton's towns that you may or

may Anything that's bougie is on the South Fork. It's all that. It's all that celebrities by the big mansion, East Hampton. We're back in the day. Did he did his white parties there in the East Hampton? I got invited to a party in the Hamptons once party in the Hampton's nice I did not start on my iPod or my phone or any other device. So, uh, my cousin was friends with a girl whose father at the time, I don't know the details a fuzzy either he created

Snapple or he was the owner of Snapple. No, not the fat lady from the Plump lady who was the spokesperson. No, so her father. I think her father owned Snapple. Right, So we went, I went. I was hanging out with my cousin. She's like, Oh, We're gonna go hang out at the Plaza Hotel at some exclusive bar or whatever club whatever they have there. And so the friend, from what my cousin was telling me at the time, this

is twenty years ago, she her allowance. This girl's allowance is the daughter of the Snapple guy, was ten thousand dollars a week. Oh God, I knew you're gonna say that. Hold on. So she showed us pictures of her house in the Hampton's that we all had to come because she liked me. We hung out a couple of times and she's like, oh, you're you're really a lot of fun. You should co hang out at the clearly should know me.

And so the house was I want to say, maybe two or three floors high, but like glass windows from the from the sand to the roof all around like unbelievable, with like a with a pier or or like a walk away all the way out to the water like across this. It was just unbelievable. Anyway, So we go to this plaza hotel place I think it was the Plaza right, and they're buying bottles. So she was with like four people and then it was my cousin and me and two more friends of my cousins. How much

did they spend on bottles? Well, I don't I don't remember. It was a long time ago, but they were there was only a couple of bottles, maybe of of whatever, and then a lot of drinks. Did they help me? I don't mixer, didn't have died grape for you? Yeah? They die grape. Yeah. So what do you think should happen when the check comes? Right? What? What? What do you what would you think would happen? Now? You and I have been out with rich people before, Like wealthy people.

The wealthy person who called the party pays for the whole damn thing. Right now, if your allowance is ten thousand dollars a week, now, look, you might be saying, David, you may be getting your facts wrong. Let's say her allowance was ten thousand dollars a month. Okay, okay, as if that was still okay, okay, let's just say for the sake of argument that I'm wrong, even though not and it was only it was ten thousand dollars a month allowance. Okay, when the check arrives, you gotta be

rock star. You gotta pick that up. The entire thing. She says, Okay, there's there's eight of us or whatever it was. I'll divide it. Who's good at math? Are you? I'm good at math? You get ten thousand dollars allowance? Shit? So how much did they stick you with? Oh, I think it was close to think something like that. Maybe you know something like that that doesn't that doesn't end up to like with the bill would have been now no, because I didn't. I had some sodas and uh, I

may have had like one coronas some expensive water. Yeah. Yeah, So I think she said, well, my friends had the bottles. I think maybe she took the bottles out but then split the rest of it. And again they still a lot of even if he took the bottles out right, it was a lot of drinking. And so I just thought, if you make ten thousand dollars like you don't make, it's your allowance. In other words, your daddy gives it to you, you pick up the check. I think I

would say, so, but that's what that's pretty much. That's that is a staple of the Hamptons. The rich person uh picks up everything and they just vite you out to lounge and go to the well the thing to the right. So all the if you're if you East coast New York area celebrities will always hang out in the Hampton's on summer weekends or sometimes the entire summer. So you never wanted to be reminded that we are not celebrities. That really, now's the time to make that differentiation.

So that's for the difference between the South Fork and the New Earth Fork where I was. The North fork of that pronged thing is where that's wine country. That's a lot more relaxed. Listen. Still some great houses, some beautiful like listen, pick your own. Oh my god, so many watermelon stands and watermelon sugar. They had yellow watermelon out there. Who knew that existed? And then h your own corn? Is it made from yellow water? It was yellow,

the inside was yellow. Didn't your mother ever tell you not to eat yellow watermelon? Not? Dude? It was so good. I never had to listen. I hate watermelon. I watermelon. I got it. I got it, I got it. I see what you did. So yeah, no, but I tasted yellow watermelon for the first time. It was so different. Even the texture was different. If you're I'm not a fan of watermelon, the pink stuff. I like the yellows, like the pink, you know, like the pink stuff, yellow

like the yellows. Disgusting, I know, a guy. But so the North Fork is full of pick your owns and berry stands and strawberries and family arms. So that's where I stood, and I gotta say I stood. That's where I stayed. I still stayed. Hello there, what's the title of this podcast? Again? Stood? I stood there? All right? Stood? I stood there. You don't get a path free pass on this podcast? Yes, we do? What podcast? Under the moniker of the Brooklyn Boys podcast, they say serial killers?

And by the way, we because we you and I are a team, we officially have beef with serial Killers podcast. How is that possible? There's no beef in Cereal. I will tell you how we have beef with the serial Killers. There's no crying in baseball at serial Killers PC. I've got beef. Now listen. I don't remember ever them listening to our podcast and tweeting about it. Ever. Yeah, whenever I listened to their episodes, which is quite often, I tweet. I tweet lines from it. I write their jingles. I'm

good to them. Okay, okay, trying to try to see where you're going with this. I we're on vacation this week. I teted, Hey, listen to Brooklyn Boys, Pete and Us and Celebrity Buzz listen to the new podcast, I promote them. Yeah, okay, a couple of weeks ago. All right, I'm listening to an episode for a few weeks ago, and they say, oh, our audio is missing from the computer. Someone deleted the audio from the computer. It must have been the Brooklyn Boys. Okay.

They accused us of sabotaging their podcast, sabotaging. Then on one of the last one or two episodes, okay, I'm listening to it in uh in the pool and Scotty Ye, Scotty said something like I'm a nice guy. And Andrew says, well, if you're a nice guy, how come you let Brodie drink the spoiled milk that day and didn't tell him? And Scotty says, I don't know. I was annoyed with

him that day, so I didn't tell him. I love drinking no key knowingly, yes, allows he watched you open up a what a carton of milk and drink up yep, And I put it in the cereal and I went, oh, this is bad. He goes, oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you. He didn't forget to tell me. He admitted it on the podcast, So fuck you. Cyril kill us go Cyril, kill yourself. Brody, we have beef. Were you? What are you dragging me into this floor? We're a team.

Clym boys. What is the Tyler's podcast? Brooklyn boys? Well, back to by the way, I threw gut under the bus, I said it was guided deleted the audio. I don't know who deleted it. I don't think we anyone who sabotages anybody around here. Well, anyway back to the overarching Uh, back to the my beginning point at the beginning, let's go back to the beginning. Yeah, um, that will bring us back to do. A deer lots of deer out

there on Long Island in the North Fork. But yes, truth is, do not dare post a picture and accidentally say Hampton's when you were on the North Fork and not the South Fork, because the Hampton's people will quickly remind you where you are not, and that is where they are. Well, my wife is from a town where the name of the town is just the name of the town, right, and it's it was. It was a

really nice town, was on the water. The people had something coming back to myself, something awfully awfully Hello, Hello, can you it? You heard phones? Well you could only you could answer that question. It's not my headphones. I'm not doing it all right. Okay, However, there was the town directly north of her town was north Town, right, I'm gonna sit the name of her town and not part of town was not on the water, so it wasn't as affluent, and therefore, you know, it was more

common man people, more blue collar. Right. So if you tell people you're from we'll just say town. They go town or north town, and if you say north if you go say town, they go, oh, at least you're not from north Town. And if Northtown they go, oh, sorry, I thought you were from town. I'm sorry. What about what happens with East Town? Well, there is no East Town in this particular situation. Okay, well, but he's no but East Town. Even though it's not called East Town,

it's also on the water. So it's good, it's good. Well, a lot of people will do that to people in general. Like that happens a lot when there you have a town and then in east Town, of north Town, of South Town, in west Town, if you say, oh, I'm from West Town, they're like, thank god, you're not from East Town. Right, But what is that supposed to you're from. Thank god you're in north Town because the south south town. But don't cross those those railroad tracks. Boys, don't cross

the tracks. Yeah. So in this particular town, there was a there was a major road that split town from north Town. The Northtown was like you know, like like you would say, oh, yeah, I grew up. When I was born, we had a house in north Town. But then you know, things got better. They got out of north Town and went to town. Okay, Now, oh, you know, I wanted to bring something up regarding this where I went this weekend, and maybe you could help me and

see if I went wrong. Here's my gut, you went wrong or somebody always be free dessert okay at this Okay, So on Sunday, Saturday at rain So Sunday we had a barbecue. But I wanted to donate a little bit of a gift to the guy whose house that I was staying at because he was he was hosting uh five or six of us his six bedrooms and there was so I was one of the guests that got to stay over, which was nice. And on Sunday We're gonna have a barbecue with about maybe fifteen people. Okay,

for my friend's birthday. Hold on that probably yet? Why why am I wrong? Oh? I just like to say that going okay? So I went into I personally, and on Sunday morning, I went into town. I went to was it cut you dog? Cut you cock? Cut your dog, cut your cuck off, and cut your cuck off? No, cut your cock off. I went to cut your cock off. It was cut cut uk off. Whatever it is anyway, So I went in to cut your cock off? And I decided, and I heard that the host of the

house he loves tequila. So I said, you know what, I'm staying here for a few nights. I'm getting everything for free, you know, great steaks and awesome food and drink, and you know, you know what, I'm gonna steak. I'm gonna steak. It should have been with me. You could have gotten your free steak dinner. So I'm gonna buy a really nice bottle of tequila because he's a fan

of tequila. And I'm going and later on we're gonna do We're gonna do either shots or we're gonna sip it, and we're gonna but it's only gonna be like three or four of us, and maybe I shouldn't have been making the decision for him that because I'm gonna gift him this bottle. Right, So I go, I go out to the out and I buy this bottle of tequila, which was again much more expensive than your typical jose

quire or patron. And he and I showed it to him because Salza none, and I showed it to him and I said, look, I'm like, I bought you this. He goes, oh my god, thank you so much. He was, that's so cool of you, that dude, you don't have to do that. I'm like, ah, I said, listen, later on, whenever, you know, when everyone's drinking, I said, just two or three of us will just you know, we'll pour a couple of shots of it, or we'll drink it, we'll

sip it, whatever, and then that'll be that'll be great. Okay. Is that cool with you? He goes, yeah, yeah, no problem, put it, put it separately, put it in the freezer where he you know, put it behind the ice, whatever the case. So fast forward to later on, when there might have been about twelve to fifteen people at this barbecue. Now we did have a we did have a woman serving us. She she was hired to make drinks and uh, like this, this is not a South Fork party. I

don't want you to listen. She was helping with the barbecue. She was helping my buddy Brod. We we had a help her. But she was ugly. So it's fine, no, no, no, no, no, no, you know she was listen, she was hired to clean up. She was hired to do all the heavy lifting. That listen, My buddy Mike was doing all the barbecuing. Okay, so yeah, so so so the point is, but but she was helping, like pulled off off the grail, put the hot dog into the buns, you know, but she was making drinks.

You can't put the hot dog into the bun by itself. How do you do that? It's this muscle. We had muscles too, Yeah, we did have muscles. She didn't high help agency. Yes, we need someone to come to our house on the north Shore to put the hot dogs in the buns because we can't do it ourselves. Can you can you please do that for you're not listening to me, you dick. Okay, so later on we only had somebody wipe our faces with Napkins comes and and I tell the woman and I said, look, I said,

there's I said, people be in the eye ladies. People want to do tequila shots. I said, let them do that stuff. I said, but listen for the three of us, I said, me, him, the birthday boy, and the host of the house. Can you please get the special tequila which I gave to the guy as a gift, and

will you get us that? Okay? Great? Because because everyone was like, let's do shots, and I'm like, I'm not doing shots of tequila unless it's the good ship, because I'm like god, so I so she goes how the difference? So all of a sudden, ten minutes later, yes, you can tequilla you ten minutes later, ten minutes later she comes out. And maybe it's because she doesn't I don't know if she didn't understand what I'm saying, because maybe

you know, she she spoke good English, decent enough. But she comes out because everyone was like, oh, I'll have a shot, all the shot, all of the shot. She comes out with a tray of fifteen glasses of tequila and and wait, here's the best part. Row we'll see this coming. I said, wait a second I said, which is I said, which is the special one? She goes, oh, Dad, all special? I said, No, I said, I said, what's the next thing you're doing? I don't even know. You

don't even want to know. I don't knowth Carolina, whoever it was she said to me, She goes, oh, she passed out all the fucking cups of the little mini shot. And then, to add insult to injury, the owner of the house wasn't nowhere to be found for this shot. This is not a screaming n this is are you kidding me? You don't even so we're screaming for screaming for the owner of the house. Hey, where are you, buddy? Hey, we're we opened up that special bottle that I personally

thought you nowhere to be found. And people are like, all right, what's a chairs chairs, Happy birthday everybody? It all over the sudden, everybody does the shot. And it was the shot of the good tequila. And by the way, I said, did you leave some for the owner of the house, And she goes, oh, no, we used the entire bottle. The entire fucking bottle. My present to this guy was there again, I told her. I instructed her

when everywhere. When it was time for shots, I said, just make sure that the three of us, and I pointed out, the three of us get the good stuff, and then you screw the fucking thing back on and put the put that back away, because that's his. And it turns out we ended up doing the Whoever was there did the did the shot. We all did a shot, and it was all that money poof up and smoke brody and I felt so bad. And then the owner of the house was nowhere to be found. At the time,

I don't know where the funk he was. And then I'm like, oh, maybe he'll forget about it. No, sure enough, an hour later he goes, Hey, man, he goes, and we can ever do that shot of the tequila that you brought? I said, dude, I said, listen, it's it's her fault. She she served it. I just said, just get a couple of shots and make sure the owner is involved. I was so upset. I was so I

couldn't believe. I was mortified because because all that money went up and smoke in one like felt swoop, you know, And I'm sure the word got out, did you say felt fell swoop? One fell swoop and I'm sure work got around the whole the party. That dude, that's the that's the good tequill us. So you know they were like, oh yeah, fill me up. Oh yeah, I want in now. People who never drank tequila in their life, we're gonna try it because it was the good stuff. And you

know what I mean by the good stuff. And yeah, it looks like the fucking chess piece. Oh yeah. At any point during the night, did this woman we'll call her lose about well, did any point did she put a hot dog and a hamburger button, because then then we're talking about travesty. I was so mortified, But you have to understand something I came out. I tried to do a good thing by getting up early this. If this was the South Shore, you would have brought two bottles.

And you want to backup plan I belt. I was so upset because A this was supposed to be a gift to him. Maybe I didn't even want to crack it open. B See, that's what I probably should have done. I should have probably gave it to him and let him do what he wanted with it. But instead he said, hey, man, just go put it on ice and maybe maybe later

we'll crack it open. And then and then I remember that it was yeah, but but and then he was nowhere, nowhere to be found when we uh did the shot, and like literally it might have been it might have been about eighteen people total there, whatever it was, it was an entire the entire bottle went in one in one shot, no pun intended. Brody. I was miserable. I'm miserable. I'm still miserable over it because it was a lot of money and it was meant for him and he

didn't even get to taste it anyway. Hashtag hashtag North Fork problems. Yeah why you uh, you ask yourself, how do you? But is it my fault? Is it? Like? What? How can we have done that differently? I clearly laid out instructions to her to only pour or is it like, look suck it up, butter Cup, drink the ship tequila and then later on when there's just the three of you, then then have the Because but I didn't want I didn't want a gag on that bullshit. There was some

stuff that there was some I do not. I do not. I wanted I wanted it to go down easy. I wanted to be. I wanted to be smooth. You laugh, You laugh because you're so not a tequila drinker. That's why I bought this specific bottle, because no booze up the place, because this specific to this specific tequila. It was one of those you treat yourself you ever treat yourself, Brodie, where you spend some exorbitant amount of money just because you know that that is something that is a higher quality.

That is what this tequila I once got Diecoq with gold flakes in it. You are you can't reason with you. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying to make a case for this, but I guess not. Whatever. Let me tell you. I I was in a similar situation where I went to somebody's house and I brought a really really good bottle of wine. Right, my wife and I would go into

somebody's house. It was a really good bottle of wine that my wife happened to like, and so we thought, all right, well, if nothing else will open the wine, you'll have wine to drink. But it's a really nice bottle of wine. They put the wine away and served shit, Oh that's terrible too. Yeah, So where's the etiquette if

you are you bringing? Okay, if you bring a bottle of wine and it's wrapped up in a bow or bottle of champagne, are you x is that a gift for the future of their house for another night of entertainment or do you expect them to open it right away? I think this is a great topic. We should bring us on the Big Show too when we come back. I really do think that there's because the lines are really blurred. I don't know what the answer to that question is. Is it a gift or is it something

that's like, you know what it's meant for now? It's like a b y oh situation. I think it's supposed to be for now now. Didn't you and I talked about this on the air or the morning show talked about it. If you bring food to a party and it doesn't get eaten, you can take it back right See, that's another level. No, I'm asking like, if you if you bring yeah, but if you bring like, uh, a cake or pastries and they don't eat the pastries, now you don't you never fucking take back pastries? Are you

kidding me? Are you crazy? Okay? I'm just I thought I thought we talked about that. If we did, if we didn't, I'm talking about it now. When you when you bring dessert, that's free dessert for them, period, did you don't? You don't take back dessert? But what if they don't put it out? What if they leave it in the kitchen? That's wrong on their part, but they should have at least made the effort. Well that that

so there in lies the real question. If you get bring them dessert or is this dessert for another occasion? I think dessert is different than wine. I think why should you bring us for that for that night? Isn't it? Or is wine a housewarming gift? I don't. Well that's what this tequila could have been considered. But he was so racious just to be like throw it in the freezer. Well he wasn't that gracious. He said it would just

be for three of us. Actually, you suggested it. I suggested it because I didn't want I don't want to waste him on everybody. I gotta be honest. Let me go full circle here. I think what you did was a dick move. Why now that I think about it, and I think people are gonna agree with me because you bought him a bottle of tequila, which you should have given to him, no strings attached. But what you did was you said, you know, just you and I

and maybe one of the person will drink it. So you bought him a gift that you were going to benefit from. You wanted to drink the good tequila rather than telling him he is a gift. You can do whatever you want with it. Maybe he wanted all of his company to enjoy to find tequila. You decided it was gonna be fits the two or three of you. Well,

I suggested it. But but anyway, the woman who, the woman who, the woman who poured it, poured it for the entire fucking room ran out of all of it, and and and and the host, the owner of the host of the party didn't even get it because he wasn't there. Right, But when he came home was the upset. I was he happy? Everyone had a good time? He was? I guess he was all right. Thin guy can afford

like three cases of the ship. It sounds to me like you got the You got the props for buying it, right, I got the credit, You got the cred so and I got to drink it. I didn't get to drink. I don't have to drink. It's a it's a win win for you, except maybe this woman never gets hired again thanks to you. Did you go back? Did you ride her out to the owner? I definitely threw her under the bus, said I'm sorry, I should lose over here,

poured it all up. She just she just wouldn't. She had a heavy hand and she just kept going until she ran out of tequila. And you left out the part where you told her to get it just for the three of you. I did mention it. I did mention it to her. I said, because I didn't want to drink, because they wanted to do around the shots. And I'm like, I ain't drinking garbage. I said, if I'm gonna drink, if I'm gonna drink, I'm gonna drink tequila.

That I fucking board now. Did this woman also? Was she in charge of dipping the pigs in a blanket into the ketchup and must it for you? I wouldn't want to think you had to dip it yourself. You're terrible. She came you. You actually said we hired someone to put the hot dogs in the buns. She served the seafood stuffies. If you must know seafood stuffies. By the way, do you ever do that on a date? Let's see stuffy by the way, Brodie, it's a Rhode Island thing.

It's a New Hampshire thing, it's a new it's a New England thing, and it's a North Fork Long Island thing. Apparently I was introduced to the world of seafood stuffies. Picture a clam, picture, giant clam. Did I just did a minute ago? Dude, I know you did, but picture you already said you don't like the pink ones. Picture

a stuff stuff ye, picture picture picture. She chopped up, hold on picture, chopped up cooked shrimp, held on scallops, upster and clams, hold on a bread crumbs and olive oil, all baked back and scooped out and been big scooped back in and baked into the shell or a little aluminium aluminium pan that looks like a a clam shell and you put it in the oven for three fifty and it comes out. She came out with the seafood stuffies and I had three of them. They were so

fucking good. If you've never had a Steve seafood stuffy google it now, and I gotta say, you've got to try it because apparently it's a regional thing. Because I'm like, what is this. This is more than just a bait. It looks like a bait clam, but it's bigger and it's got other seafood mixed in. And he goes, that is a seafood, Stuffy. He goes, you have not been in the North Fork. You did you have to take a spoon and shovel it into your mouth? Or did

louse do that for you? They gave me one of those Nathan's French fry forks, the red like the fork, the little red, the little Devil for the little Devil red plastic fork that you get with the Nathan's Creek cut flat fries. It's one of those forks. And I'm like, oh, this is so good. By the way, there's such a delay. Luise did not feed us scrapes. She did make a nice fruit latter. All right, listen, we have to take a break. And by the way, this this delay is

driving me crazy. Delay. I don't hear a delay. I hear this. I hear me back in your headphones ten seconds later, and I don't know how you're even keeping up? How can it be ten seconds later? Even if my headphones were bleeding, it wouldn't be ten seconds later. It's really I'm exaggerating, but it's maybe had you spent three point nine million on a real sound system, yeah, you

would have a delay for yourself and scary you know. Oh, by the way, you know how last week we would I want to see if I have a picture of it. Remember last week we were giving out the phone number and I said, that's right, Yes, I saw a website. I gotta say if I took a screenshot of it. I was trying to call a company maybe Friday, and they had the phone number at the bottom of their website. I said for customer service call eight whatever it was, and then under it and said that's that. It said

that's and then the phone number again. Yeah, why would you put the phone number twice? You can read it twice the first time if it's if it's in print, yes, but if it's if it's if it's in print, that's what I'm talking about, website, Yeah, then that's stupid. It's just absolutely trying to say, you know, I get you, Alan you on that. No, no, I'm not arguing with you. Sometimes you think I argue with you just for the sake of argument, But the truth of the matter is

I do agree with you on a lot of things. Okay, Um, you have some things you wanted to get into. I know I did as well. I want it, But but continue on. I talked enough about my seafood stuffies. I wanted to talk about heaven. Can talk about heaven for a minute. Yeah, I must be missing an angel, that's right, well, something like that. So I was gonna bring this up a couple of weeks ago. O, my god, what your

microphone is bouncing around now? I hit my headphone into the microphone, I was the wire got caught on the table. It doesn't matter anyway. You can edit that out and post as they say, no, no, everything. We we are here to see all the flaws, okay, you or hear them as it were. So when this bothered me, I was gonna bring up last week, and then it happened

again this week tragically. So you know, when a singer dies and they go, oh, God must have needed another tenor right or um, a cheerleader passes away and they go, God must have needed another cheerleader. Right, they always say that, Yeah, right. It happened again this week when when Chadmick Boseman passed away. And by the way, you and I gonna talk about Chadwick Boseman later in the podcast about the conversation with Elvis.

But but Chadwick Boseman died tragically. We had the pleasure meeting him, great talent two years ago when Black Panther came out, Right, he came up on the show before the movie came out. Yeah, that was a huge get for us. That was a huge get. And uh, it couldn't have been nicer, more humble, soft spoken guy. I'm

just world of waste. But when he passed away, I saw on Twitter a lot of people saying, oh, God must have needed a superhero, right, I mean, I guess that's a nice way of saying like, okay, you know whatever. But nobody says that when an accountant dies, right, Well, when when when Jimmy accountant dies, Nobody says, uh, God must have needed another accountant. God has another accountant. Now, nobody says that. Nobody says, oh you saw you saw

Jimmy passed away. I guess God needed another sanitation worker. So what's the threshold. Where's the line? I don't know where the line is. What does God need more of and doesn't and what doesn't need more of? Right? And if a bass player dies, let's say, like a bass player in a rock band dies, right, you go, God need another bass player. At that point you should become a bass player because you're set now. God doesn't need another bass player. So be a bass player and you're

not gonna die for a long time. And how many bass players does God need? God must need another bass player? What happened to the last ones? They didn't die already died? Big band up there, huge band? Oh oh the god. God must need another gymnast. But but God doesn't ever need if I'm a fast food worker. Oh you see that guy fell in the friar. God must need in the fry guy. No, they never say that, never say that they have to find other things to honor that person. Yeah,

they just go out. What a shame, it's got, What a shame? Too young? So what types of things did guy look for? That's what I'm saying. Does look like if you die tomorrow, must need another DJ? Another DJ? You need another p phone caller? Huh. By the way, speaking of praying phone calls, if I go off on a tangent here for a second unlike I've ever done before, No, we don't do that here. I don't hate to promote other things, but the one of the I don't remember

which one, don't don't tweet me. One of the new comedy channels on serious satellite radio, YEP, is kicking off the channel with prank phone calls. And they got the guy John Brennan I think is his name, doesn't matter, it's close enough the original jerky Boy. It's gonna be playing new calls that he's done and some of the classic jerky boy phone calls, and they're gonna be playing

some like all time classic praying phone calls. So I'm saying to myself self, I says, I wonder if they're gonna play any like we found these on the web kind of thing, which would actually, yeah, didn't we have one on like America's Funniest Pranks or something we've had on the mine got on a couple of hours, got on TV on a merry on v H one for America's Top twenty, Top one hundred brank Countdown, and then obviously, we had that short lived TV show on Spine called Phone.

You know, our listeners don't know about that, and you can google it Google Phone PHO W N E D. And you owned the in front of it back in two thousand ten, David Brody and I along with the Jersey kid, Greg t Right and then two people you may or may not remember, t J and Uh and Garrett and Garrett well Garrett, yeah, I was thinking Lincoln did some more. But they actually filmed our phone, our

phone taps. We did phone taps and uh, they filmed them and you can see us in the studio doing this and you see people in the scene as well. These I gotta tell in the episodes on online anywhere there you sure you can find promos for the show on YouTube, and I've got full episodes, but I I've never posted them. And it was on the Spike Network. It was a four it was a four episode. It was a four episode. I guess you'd call pilot supposed to be five episodes, and then they never they never

picked up a series after that either. So anyway, definitely check that out because in the check but you can google it if you can google, I'm sure you can see it somewhere. It's not online anywhere. People, I have the episodes. Nobody taped that show and ran it off to what's stopping you from uploading it right now and just giving it? I don't think legally, i'd have to contact the production company who is friendly with us. I

don't think that have a problem. I'd have to ask, let's let's put it behind a firewall and and we'll uh will charge. I will make it only fans slices. Let's charge. Look, let's make some money on this. And we were supposed to back in No. I, um, yeah, yeah, there's a there's a component to this story I want to tell. Can we pause the recording for a second. Oh no, there's no pausing in baseball. There is no pausing in Brooklyn boys. Hold on, hold on, all right,

well let's let's let's move forward. Let let's move past this. No I got because I want to I guess it. Hold on, hold on, what are you texting me for Brodie? Because because we're not in the studio together, that's right, we're still we're still doing this from our houses. In case you have you get that text message, let me

read this text Okay, okay, yeah, I don't know. I we just let's buypass it for now, okay, but it would be nice to see these again in some form, right, But I always want to give the slices extra content. You know, somebody content brody that that that microphone is making so much fucking noise. Dude, hold on, that's not making noise. Listen. So my daughter has these, um, so there's someone had a brilliant idea brilliant idea. If you

have kids, you know what I'm talking about. It's it's uh, let's see, it's about twenty water balloons on sticks, and all the sticks go to the to the base, and the base is a screw on like the end of a nozzle. And then and you screwed onto a hose right there, right there's something right, And so you put the water hose onto the base, screw it onto the base, and the water hose blows up all twenty balloons at the same time. What do they have to do with

what's going on right now? Well, because I'm in the basement and my daughter or my wife, somebody left pack of orange and a pack of blue oh Mets colors on the little table next to my little studio here. So okay, that's annoying as man, it's just so annoying. Well, sometimes you doodling and you don't realize that, you know, when you try to ask your own d you know what I'm saying something as you did, and doodling, you don't realize you're doing it. So I put them down.

You won't hear that noise anymore. Sorry, all right? So my point was, where do you enjoy the line? So give me an give me, give me an occupation that you think God might need, and I'll give you my opinion on whether or not I think he could use another one. What about parking attendant? No, no, there's no cars in heaven except maybe Tesla's or Chrystler's. Order mechanic Chrysler's Chrystler's. No, you don't even know a mechanic because there's no cars up there. You never hear anybody go.

God must need mechanic. About chef? What about a chef? Classes? Yeah, God, you know for the last supper. Maybe the last supper wasn't the last supper. Maybe there's more suppers. Yeah, God needs a chef. I could see, I could see someone saying that God need um trying to skateboard repair guy. No, no, no, like a bike shop, skateboard place. No, no, you're dead, you're dead. How about how about cable installer, No, you don't need that. No, like football, if you're a quarterback,

God need another quarterback. Yeah, I think yeah, I think that anything that has a defensive lineman, defensive lineman or kicker. Yeah. I don't think God needs story about his defensive line. God. God needed a wide receiver, baseball player. God needed a shortstop. You know, I get that. I'll give you one. Scared, let me give you one. Ready, I'll see you think, uh okay, um m m. Human resources manager. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think so. No, I don't think so.

Very important a right teacher maybe, No, No, I always need a teacher because there's people who died without a full education. Always need teachers in heaven. Always always. What about what about phone company guy? You you you you climb the telephone poles? No, no, I don't think you need that. No important job here, very important job? Does

God mean another one? I don't think so. I'm gonna go with all right, all right, So if you if you have if you have a job, ask you You can ask us online if you let us know if you think you have a job that God needs another one, or you're you're something about your personality. You know God needed another depressed person who sits and eats ice skimb all day. Probably not all right, I'm done with that. Alright, I'm gonna I'm good. You get to expel all of

your waste. Yes, yes, that's very funny, though, I will say, you know it's it's food for thought. Um, we have some free ship for us. I don't know if you want to go through it. Yeah, we can do some free ship for us. Always want to hear the jingle, is it time? It's time? It's time for some free ship for us. Good boys. They have to give the stuff free ship for us. You're a little late there for us. You know, you could always send us free

ship for us to the Brooklyn Boys. Podcast two. Avenue of the Americas, New York City one zero zero one three. That's New York, New York, by the way, New York and why and why one you can put it in these days. You can put it in place of actually in care of Skary Jones, because Brody is not coming to the studio, which we will get to know. Put it in care of both of us, right, so that people know it's for both of us. Right. We're gonna

get to Rob. We're gonna get to that in a second, but first I like to get the brody again that you gotta ground that microphone. Man, I I right, I have to go. I know, but you know what, I hit the table again, very firs hit the table, very very fidgety, very thoughtful of Jorge Martinez to us send us uh care package with a cosplay mask. That's from Jeanette. Apparently he's giving other people's the hex design of the

cosplay mask and black, so we got one of those. Also, Okay, get this, he got the design of a cosplay men's black. It's a black design anyway, costplay, it's a costume play. But the best part is it looks like he included someone other's merch, someone else's merch that he wanted to give a shout out to. So that's from j N E. T T E seven on Instagram. But he also got you, Brody, a bag of fake scoops toast t toasts scoops. Yes, bait. Okay, that's where I think that we're in trouble here because

these are these are multi grain scoops. I'll eat them, that's fine, very nice. But they're healthy, Brodie, I don't know if you will, they're not. They're not any less in calories or fat or cholesterol than the regular ones, but they have less carbohydrates. So it's fine. Yeah, it's good, So thank you for that. And also in the care package, by the way, can I enter up for a second. So as just a reminder, our buddy James Hark Jr. Sent me the case of baked It's gotta be baked, sorry,

Jose baked scoops. Um. But it's all like individual little bags, right, because that's all he could find. So I've got like, every time I want to make a play of nachos, I have to open up three bags. So but still still love James for it. That being said, this weekend at Target was your Target. Yeah, this weekend a Target debate. Scoops are back in stores, baby, and I almost bought a bag, but then I remembered I've got a case minus nine bags in my basement. Also, everybody else they're

back in stores. He also sent us to Brooklyn Brooklyn Square pizza T shirts in black and the back of it says spread love. It's the Klan Way with the Brooklyn Bridge on it in white, all white lettering. And then a black T shirt. Oh look at this. It is the fine quality, next level brand T shirt. Thank you. One in large, one in extra large. So there you go, Brody, you got one of those. Very nice. It's very nice.

And he also included for me which are long gone by now because it was so fucking good, almond flower chocolate chip many cookies. They were like made of almond flower because remember the episode I talked about how almond flower pizza is great. He found the almond flower cookies. So or hey, you are a man. You are he didn't send you vegan cookies though, No, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. They were I'm saying that you also talked about vegan cookies. Also, it's very kind of y,

very nice. Okay. Also okay, and here comes the other piece of free ship for us. Uh, this is the one that's the controversy. Um. This is I'm giving you guys some free ship. I know that this stuff is hard to find. This is Timothy from from Timothy Martin. Why don't you Tim Martin, don't you go right ahead there, Bertie and go to the very end. But yes, this stuff with Tim Martin did did a really big right by us. But here send us a photograph and what

he was sending. Yes, and then sent a box to the studio of Well here it is on Sunday, on Saturday morning, I stood in line an hour before Walmart. Walmart opened, They normally haven't stopped of the time. I hope you guys enjoyed this package. I tried to put as much as I could fit in the box. Also, Brody, the spray is for you because I love your rants, hopes this, hope this makes this podcast and hope you guys uh post this on social media and scary you,

oh Brody. Two free deserts plus interest of course. Okay, so that was from t Martin. Uh travel man one, thank you so much. And what it is, Brody is tell him what it is, and then what it What it was, Brodie, but tell them what it was in the box. Oh, it was Clorox wipes otherwise known as

pure gold. Ye hard to find, not knockoffs actual Clorox wipes. Now, so one of the reasons I had mentioned that I needed Clorox wipes is that back in March, maybe when the pandemic first broke out, I didn't have any Clorox wipes, and at Costco I had picked up my mom a three pack of Clorox wipes because she she wanted to keep them in her in her house. And so when the pandemic hit, my mom said, well, you know what, you should have wipes and I said, I can't find

them anywhere. She said, well, I've got three containers of wipes. Why don't you take two, I live alone, borrow two, and when they're back in stock in a month or so, you'll replace them. Well, here we are six months later, and they're not back in stock yet. They're hard to find. So my o there has been like you know, down to ripping the sheets in half. By the way, A little known fact, well not not a little known fact,

a helpful hint if you've got the Clorox wipes. What I've been doing with the with the with the one I've had in my car since March is rather than use a whole wipe, which you would use on like a countertop, if you just wipe them down your hands because you just came out of the store from the top to the bottom. You can split it in half or in thirds. They ripped very easily, and then just take the third of it and then wipe down your

phone or your hands. You don't get a giant wipe, a giant like six by eight wipe you just so. Now my eighty wipes are two forty wipes, and it's lasted me since March, but I still owe my mom wipes. Tim to the Rescue sent up a box of Claros White. Now that's where the story gets weird because I opened the box at work and it clearly said Brooklyn Boys all over it, not our names on it. I opened the box and and I looked through it. I'm like, oh,

how nice. Okay, i gonna bring this home tomorrow. I because I was parked for I was further away from the radio station that day, so I'm like, you know what, tomorrow, I'll bring it to my car. Well, I I stupidly left it overnight even though it was closed. And keep in mind, there's only three people that are at the radio station these days, um, and those three people are me, Scotty B and Nate from our show, Brodie, I I

feel like I lost you. You should, okay, For for a second it all was quiet, which was so peaceful for a minute and giving your space. Okay, No, no, I'm just it was nice that I couldn't hear I didn't hear anything. Did you miss this noise? Oh my god? I can't make you anyway. So the point you don't. So what ends up happening is I know damn well

that these things are safe for a change. This isn't a regular functioning radio station in a regular time where you everything needs to be locked up in like hoardy because it's all a bunch of criminal bastes hundreds of people walking through there. We know that there's not hundreds of people. Normally there's a lot of people. There's about fifty people that might or might not. But I know that once we shut the lightsho off at ten am, the next people to show up is me and Nate

and Scottie. The next morning at six am, there there are no other people. There's no factor here. There's no fear factor in leaving your ship around. Well, lo and behold, there is there is a reason to fear, and that is Scotty be In Nate saw the ship and grabbed it. And then they said fuck it, and they took the stuff and they took the Clorox wipes and then then you know, they figured they would they would rash in it amongst all of us because it came to the

radio station. And that's where Brody has a big problem. And there's a big episode on the fifteen Minute Morning Show podcast which has all of this documented visually for your you can listen to the audio podcast on iHeart Radio and video on l at l us to ran show Instagram. As we told Brodie what happened on that podcast. Some bullshit is what it is. And I said, well, just guys, give it back. Oh no, it's in my car. I'm not keeping it back. And here's the thing. We

we were. We were. We we for Tim, even though he gave it to us for free. We gave him. You sent the shirt to him, right, I didn't send a shirt to him. I thought you were sending a shirt him. You were taking care of it. I didn't send a shirt to him yet. Oh but you're going to were sending him a Broolyn Boys shirt. Well that's a surprise. That was supposed to be a surprised but okay, well you didn't tell me that, all right, No, I

said it on the podcast. I said, okay, I were sending him Brooklyn boys, Tim, as soon as we get back from in the office, we're sending you a shirt. Yeah, which, by the way, we pay for there's no money. We don't right it money well spent on Tim, don't get me wrong. But can we talk about that too? Okay? So, uh, they just took it. They're like, oh so rather than saying, oh, we didn't realize it, we'll give him back. They're like, no possessions nine tenths at the law. So we found

that we get to keep it. It doesn't work that way. This stuff is pure gold. You think that Scary didn't want it, he's left it on the counter. I would, I'd be so stupid. I don't have any of my house. I mean, of course I stole from my mother. Let them sleep with that knowledge they stole from mama. Brody. Okay, we'll leave it right there for us, all right. Can I know, by the way, I have a free ship

for us. Story In case you're the person who you're thinking, I was like, why did you mention my free stuff. I'm gonna say it for next week. I'll explain why. But I have a free ship for U story for next episode. Okay, now we do some sound that we want to No no, no, no, no no. I wan't talk about free ship for us for a second free ship for us, yes, free ship for them. No, no free ship for them. You know what I'm talking about, right, we can talk about that. Right. Everyone's coming out of

the woodwork feeling like, well, oh, dare your shirts? Can I get one? For freak a? The shirts? Now we're talking about the Brooklyn Boy shirts. By the way, if you haven't, if it's the first time you're hearing that episode and you had no idea, we have a wonderful merch store that you should get before the tanks. I know that that, uh we are. The shirts are almost sold out, shirts are almost sold out, that the women's

tank tops almost sold out, and we have the masks. Yeah, so you absolutely go to Brooklyn Boys dot Big c A R T E l dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Hey, guy, I'm thet that that's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com and buy some merch from us, because what bird is about to tell you is the damn truth. Now. I gave my mother a Brooklyn Boy shirt yesterday. She was so happy, she said, take my picture.

I took a picture. She looks great South obviously, like you know, like this, you're let's say you're a fan of Harry Styles, right, you're a fan of uh of you two? You're a fan and of any any band or musical artists in the world. Right, they are super fans. And then they were like fans. They they're like, all the song comes on, I liked them. Who sings that song? Right? Right? There are fair There are slices. They're a hardcore slices for life. There are people in our life that support

our podcast, that talk about it, tweet about it. They listened to the podcast and a couple of people we said, you know what, you've been very supportive our podcast. We appreciate it. We gave them a shirt. People like Danielle and Danielle Son Spencer. They love they love our show. They love the podcast, and you know that they posted they love they assume they love the shirts they posted about and I reposted their story, right right, yeah, I

mean I assume they liked them. They the pictures yet good. A couple of other people behind the scenes, including a well Danielle DeLillo from uh Danielle Delllo we gotta have her on next week from Tales over Cocktails, right. She loves it there, she supports us. She tweets about joy

love Jody. But then there were those who, like I guess they listen, they've never mentioned it, and they saw the merchandise on scary one day and they're like, oh, hey, give me one of our shirts, give our shirts Brooklyn Boys dot Big currentel dot com. Because guess what we paid for them. We paid for those shirts. So it's like, we can't mean we're going in the hole every time we give out a shirt. So now this goes the

Snapple girl. This goes back to the Snapple girl. If you are a very rich person and you have some stuff that you want to give out for free, right, that's up to you. If you bought them to give out for the hopes that people will read it and post it and then your family, that's fine. I get it. Like Elvis, for instance, Elvis was very gracious. He gave a lot of copies of his books to people in

his life. He was very generous about his books. Okay, you and I are not in the position to be very, very very generous with the so we gave out some shirts. We We've tried to be nice and do what we could afford. But then there are people who are like, you know, hey, hell yeah, I heard you guys have shirts. I'll take a shirt. Not like I love the podcast. I'm so happy for you. It's great you have merchandise and you go. You know what, this guy or this

girl was supportive from day one. They spread the word. They did right by us. You know, hey, his shirt, Hey, co worker, family member, his shirt. But the peripheral let me get a shirt. You know, if you've got any extra shirts laying around, where do they lay? That's exactly People say that all the time. They use that expression,

if you have any blank laying around? Um, but I don't know, I never see a certain plus of anything a million around if you have if you have any of those extra you know whatever it is at mugs, or you got any extra tickets to that tickets lay just jingles ball tickets laying around. Just if you go home and some Brooklyn Boys shirts laying on the floor your living room and you're like, oh, get these shirts out of here. I'll take one of those off your hand. You know, we we we had to pay a lot

of money. When you listen to things you don't know about. We didn't know about having a merchandise store. You have to not only have to pay for the shirts, you have to pay for the designer, the logo. We don't all the hold on. You have to pay for the initial making of it, like the setup, like the machinery. Like oh so we had anyway, we don't have any laying around. That's really what I was getting at. That's what I'm saying. All right, um, you want to play

some sound clips? Yeah? I did. I wanted to play what we have more more hits. Actually, actually we gotta take a quick break and then we're gonna play some sounds. Okay, I got some good sound more hits, sounds like radio station promo more. Okay. So this guy I heard him today's on the radio, and he's very excited about a

group he's about to play. And you know, if you if you use it like um, if you invoke an expert, right, like if you want to say, like this guy is such a great baseball player, you could get any baseball analyst who could tell you why this guy is great? Right you you? You could get a doctor, and a doctor will explain right. Okay, this guy evokes an expert right to back up his theory. But I'm not I think he left off the second half of his theory. So so listen to this Listen to this clip. I'll

explain it. Any statistician worth his weight in gold will tell you clearly and without a doubt, to the band information Society had more number ones in the eighties. They were at the top of the charts on a regular basis, with hit after hit. After that slugo. I don't know who that is. That sounds like slugo this Any good statutist statistician would tell you that this group had more hits in. A statistician worth his weight in gold will tell you clearly and without a doubt, to the band

information Society had more number ones in the eighties. They were at the top of the charts on a regular basis, with hit after hitter. Okay, so it sounds like somebody wrote him a script and they left out some words. Okay, they had more number ones than because if you use the word more. Okay, it's the word than has to be there. Th h a n I was listening to that word than. It never happened. Right, More hits than you'd imagine, more hits than a given credit for, more

hits than you'd remember more. Why do I need a statistician to tell me they had more hits than nothing? Where's the math? Stupid? Terrible sounds like somebody he skipped a couple of words on his script, because that was definitely he was reading off a script, there, no doubt. Yeah, that wasn't him ad libbing. No, no, no, no, it was somebody for somebody omitted to somebody deleted a line

company and pasted something. Maybe somebody was disgruntled and they said this guy, I'm gonna make him sound like Ron Burgundy, which begs the question, why would you write into a script? You could check any statistician worth his salt, any statistician whatever. Alright, what next? We have safe Light? Oh, safe Flight? Didn't we do this one? No? No, we haven't done this, so I don't think we've done this one. Now. Safe Flight is a good company. I'm not finding fault with them.

I have used them repair. You'll hear that in a minute. But there's a part of this commercial where they're trying to make it seem Oh it's so simple, so simple. Oh really, Now I want the Brooklyn side of you to pick up on what bothered me about this commercial. There's no fucking way part of this commercial here. Now, if you're from small town America, maybe you're like, yeah, well, I don't get it. We're from Brooklyn. Gotta play the

clip when you tell me gadage. Safe flight can come to you and you'll get a text when we're on our way. Just leave your keys on the dash I won't replace your wind shield. Let's say no contact service. Anything strikes you, strikeing the weird one more time. When you've got auto glass, dadwache turn. Safe flight can come to you and you'll get a text when we're on our way. Just leave your keys on the dash I

won't replace your wind shield. Let's say no contact. There's no fucking way I'm leaving my keys on the day right. If I leave my keys on the dashboard, you'll have to replace the whole fucking car, not just the window. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? Just leave the keys on the dash leave the kids. Why don't you leave the engine running so that our technicians don't get cold? Who was this man? Who's just commercial meant for? Are they on the Wyoming? Are the great state of Wyoming?

Are they talking about? It's got by the way, any fucking city, USA, you're not gonna leave your cars on the fire, the kids in the dash where any city? Where do you live? You must live on like on a road where like you have to like to fly a plane to your neighbor, Like if you live on a farm in the Midwest and you have to drive twenty minutes to your neighbor. I get it. But anybody who lives anywhere with his people just just leave your

keys on the dashboard. So I drive around the neighbor looking for crack windshields knowing this pobby keys on the dashboard? Are you kidding me? Can you play the club one more time? That is preposterous. When you've got out a glass damwache, safe flight can come to you and you don't get a text when we're on our way, Just leave your keys on the dead keys on the dead. Hey hey, uh dutch boy painters, Hey, we'll text you and we're coming over to paint your house. Just leave

the front door open and we'll let ourselves in. Idiots, so don't worry about it. That's fucked up. That is they didn't think that went through all right, at least leave your keys, alright, just leave We have TV. Oh again, this one's for UM. For the children, know this. This one is for UM. Liberty Mutual Consurance again twenties. We're recording this. What bothers me about this clip plan? Liberty Mutual Insurance Company helps you customize your home insurance so

you only paper what you need. I'm like things your paper need, like that much needed flat screen TV. It's hurting my eyes a lot. Okay, okay, there is no hundred flat screen TV. No. First of all, all TVs are flat screen. That's first of Second of all, if there was a flat screen, it wouldn't hurt your eyes. What the guys who avenged my eyes? First of all, you're not a man. Go home, goes somewhere else you don't deserve, goes back to the whole, creating a problem.

This is the the woman who drops the fucking muffins out of the oven. Oh, you don't have this special poth holder, And she's like, Oh, I just dropped the fucking muffins and burned them on the floor. Fuck you. This is that. This is one of those commercials that is creating, creating an unnecessary problem to create two so they can solve it with their fucking solutions. Terrible, terrible commercial. Who First of all, she says, she's like, you bought

things you don't need. Like, first of all, you always need a big television. Why is she nagging? Don't be a nagging bitch. Did need insurance company helps you customize your home insurance, So you only paid for what you need, Unlike things you paid for you didn't need, like that much needed flat stained TV. It's hurting my eyes. So first of all, she says, you paid for something you didn't need, like that much needed kind of whips this

guy too. Who hurting my eyes a lot? You know? Yeah, you know what you call a hundred TV screen, a small movie screen, a tiny movie theater. You go to a movie, it doesn't hurt your eyes. The screen is fifty ft wide, it doesn't hurt your own Maybe the guy was sitting to two inches away from the screen. Yeah, it's not the size of the television. How wide the screen is nothing. Optomologists don't tweet me. I'm saying the guys nywey eyes. Oh shut up, shut up, you don't

deserve it. You know what, go away, because if you had a hundre television set. And by the way, people right now, by sev there are television sets because people like Shaquille O'Neill have them. Right, someday we'll all have them. It will be commonplace we still have. Everyone had like nine inch screens. Grandfather had a seven inch. Screw that woman, Screw that commercial. Awful awful script. Another terror. Who hires these people to write this ship and then they hire

even worse actors to act it out right? Okay, So this was a segment on the news. The woman was talking about the importance of getting young voters to go vote in November, right, And she's talking about the importance of young artists trying to drive people to vote, you know, younger audience whatever. And she's trying to say how everyone's trying to relate to a younger audience. This woman clearly does not understand stand nor can she relate to the

audience she's trying to talk to. Play the clip Sarah Singer Billy Ellish had this to say about the importance of First of all, stop her name is Billy. Her name is Billie Eilish, not Billy Ellish. Right. Oh that was the That was the whole thing. Yeah, thanks man. Yeah, so listen to the clip. Listen to the full clip. Sarah Singer Billy Ellish had this to say about the

importance of voting before her performance. Take a listen. Yeah, this whole segment was about how important they had experts on talking about getting young people to vote and how they have to appeal to young people. Well, you're you're not gonna peel the young people if you say Billy Ellish. Now, I understand that the I may have looked like an L on the teleprompter, but maybe someone the producer should have said, to listen, you're gonna be talking about Billie

Eilish's performance. It's Eilish or spell it e y E dash l I s H spelling phonetically so she doesn't say Ellish. Oh my god. And then the guy they had on, the pop culture guy, he starts laughing, right, He's like you can see he's like he's at least teeth a showing he's literally, Billy Ellish, we have one more clip, two more. The other one is the pin Oh but a million times? Why don't you just running? No? No, no, no,

we should have an entire category just for this. But sunk up because we've heard this a million Should we play garon police? No? Well in a second? Okay, okay, okay, so okay, So I'm watching this commercial for nuts dot Com. Right, you would think nuts dot Com is the definitive nuts people. They are the definitive nuts people. They're not like some nuts, big nuts, small nuts, like my nuts. They are nuts dot Com correct. Right, I'm watching it and I said,

holy shit, because you say this this way? Now, this guy play the clip. Best pistachios ever, Love the dry tishes, can't stop eating them. White chocolate coffee cash shoes are awesome. Okay that they haven't, right, I see no fault in that commercial. White coffee shoes to cash shows. No, they said cash us. How is your here hearing it? He said cashoes. No he did not. He said tissues. You know he didn't. He say shoes. He said cash shoes. Listen again, listen, no, you listen to me, listen. I

put the clipses ever loved the dry tishes. Can't stop eating them, white chocolate coffee. Cash shoes are awesome. He said cashhos. He said cash shoes. No he did not. He said cash shoes. You're here, okay, you say cash. I take exception to this clip. We should have junked this one because you are hearing it wrong. You you say cash shoes. That's why you think. He says no, you say is the dress black and blue? Or is your dress golden yellow? Fuck you. He's saying it the

right way. Cash cash, it's what it's cash shows. See a cash shows, not cashoe. I'm not saying cashoes. I'm saying cash shows. No, you're saying cash shoes. No, I'm saying cash shows. It's a cash You right, listen to him. He says, you're saying I'm saying cash. It's not it's yes. Because Elvis made fun of you. Now you say I always say cash. You know you used to say cash. I never said cash. We have a clip in the

system of you saying I never cash. You say this guy saying cash, You too, love to dry cases, can't stop eating them, white chocolate coffee. Cash shoes are awesome. Cashoes are awesome, he said, I have the clip. Hold on, all right, hold on. Maybe the slices are hearing something different. Why isn't this playing. This guy is saying cash you, and I'm saying cash cash cash cashhose cash shows. He's saying cash shows. I'm saying cash shows. It's very nice,

it's very fancy. Can say these people ate cash CASHO the rich man Michael Rap That's right, he's saying it. You just said it again. Cash. We are all saying it properly, saying that we are not changing our inflection. It's always cash. You just said cash cash. It's the same ship and it's the same. Well, I'm not doing any different. I could say a thousand times cash you, cash you, cash you, cash you, cash you. It's the same ship. Cash es. He's saying cash You're accenting shoes.

All right, all right, we got one more clip. This guy was talking about voting in Iowa. He's some politician. Uh, he's one of the guys in charge on the board. He got a lot of heat last week for turning down ballots. Whatever. He's trying to justify why he did what he did. I've never heard anyone say it this

many times. I play the clip louder driver's license there. Uh, no one knows what their pen number is unless they requested it, and the law forbids us from sending out in mass pen numbers, even though a court rule that everyone was entitled to a pen number last year. So okay, three times as loud as it goes, you know, that's it? Alright? Fine? He pinned number, pin number. We know pin number of cases to the first time you're hearing us personal identification number.

You don't need to say the word number because it's it's like saying personal identification number number. Right. I think people know that by now, but if you're a first time listener, you may not know that, and that's your well, you know. Um, there's a guy, hold on, I want to get makeup, makeup, makeup. There's a guy that I like. His name is Nicholas on TikTok yep uh. He holds

up a little index cards. That's all he does. He holds up index cards that say like interesting stories or fun facts, and then he flips them then takes another indext card. He's a team producer. He's fantastic anyway, he said. When people say mac cosmetics. They are also being redundant because MAC stands for makeup art cosmetics. Yep, I didn't know that. So people are saying makeup art cosmetics cosmetics, so they got something. All right, well it's great. It's

almost time to wrap this up. So I know you had some some of the thoughts or we were done or what Wait a minute, wait a minute, Okay, I want to just don't don't tease anything, just do so no, all right, just do don't. If you are on UM, Instant Stories or UM maybe TikTok, mostly Instant stories, a lot of apps. If you have apps on your phone with ads, I am fucking done with video games involving pulling keys. If you have to pull a key so the war it falls down onto the lava so the

man can keep walking. If you have to pull a key to save you from the lion so you can save the sheep. But if you pull the keys out of the way in the wrong order, the lion eats the sheep. I am sick of it. Every damn AD on my phone or on Instagram is an ad for a key pulling games. Scary, you don't know what I'm

talking about. UM, if I'm being completely honest. I've never heard of this, so you saw, I'm not trying to follow along because this man will walk up to like a hole in the ground, and above the hole is lava. Pull the gate, and then another key is blocking a gateway to a bridge, and another key is blocking the gateway to water. So are you trying to say that there are a lot of apps out there where the

concept is the same thing. It's pulling a key, right, you have to y you take a slide to kay, take your finger and you slide the out of position, so something is accessible. Why do they do in the right or why are they all biting off each other like that? I don't know. It's like it's like it's like a new trend. The key games, there's war games. Is it all by the same company or they just don't know. It's just whatever it is. If you've seen these, if you play them, f you f these games and

f you for encouraging that. Oh it's just enough already with the one mower and the sharks. I can't play getting those ads. I'm gonna I can't send them to you. They're not sendable. I'm gonna have to screenshot him. I'll screenshot him. I guarantee. If I go on Instagram right now, well I will see an ad and I don't. I don't get those, and I get other kinds of ads. What can ads do you get? I mean for cookwear? Get ads for um? I guess I don't even know. Okay,

let me let me do. Look. I'm gonnak at Instagram right now. I'll tell you what what ads go by. I'm just gonna scroll scroll, scroll, scroll scroll. Um. Oh they're not They're not advertising to me right now? What are you doing? I was looking for on my phone for those ads? Um, looking for ads. Here's an ad for Gurney's Resort. Ad for client No no longer. They were, they were, they were, they were back in the day. Uh. We had a good time there, We really really did.

Here's an ad for new music people. It's an ad for Sloman's home security system. Hit the jingle, hit the jingle, Son of a bitch, You son of a bitch. That's gotta stop. That's gotta stop. You can't keep doing that. You can't. All right, that's a dick move. You asked me, what's coming up? These ads in my phone? All right, Okay, we're done, are we? I guess so? I mean, listen, by the way, this is we're issuing a new episode on a vacation week. We're on vacation. We are in

the middle if our vacation. We're not coming back on the air to Labor Day. We're not even supposed to be doing this right now. But we figured rather than be tired and rush one in and cram one in last Friday, we wanted to do one when we were nice and relaxed here on a on a Tuesday. And this is our gift to you today during a vacation week. So with every week thing being I like to I

like to turn a late episode into a gift. This is a gift to see how around flipping the script on this and you could you can now take this opportunity to bend some old episodes of our show. If you have a podcast laying around, can you can you give it to us? If that would be amazing, that would be great, love love love that. Um, have you everyone laying around? That'd be great? Um, I did have some we did have some email. Well, let's do email later or another time. We have emailed that. That's all

stop up. But we have well we have. We have some people that were commenting saying things like, uh, they love they love us of late this one person, I was kind of let me just read this one on. Let's say we got our mojo back? Yeah, did you see that? Yeah? I don't feel about that. Well, well no, I want to know how. I want to know where we lost it. Person, This episode one forty one, right, last week's episode one forty got three times as many listens as one thirty, ninety eight and one seven. Yeah,

those did very well, but one forty. First of all, if you can explain to us, uh, did you listen to one forty for like the first time you haven't listened to like eight weeks and you're like, oh, let me just listen to the latest one, because you know we've told you gotta listen to order. That's important. If you're new to the podcast, we hope you'll go back to zero and listen in order, because then the inside jokes will make sense, like, for instance, the Wyoming reference

I made today. If you're a slice you caught the Wyoming reference, you know what I was talking about. Could listen to Order right now? I had made a comment that I think episodes I don't know, Onete thirty three, maybe somewhere in there they had not gotten as many

listens as the ones before and after it. We couldn't figure out why pandemic summer, whatever it was, we couldn't figure out because if you listen in order, they would all have the same amount of listens, right, you'd think you would think, So one listener do you have in front of you? Yeah, I can't find it. I don't know where it is, said something to the effect of, well, you guys had lost it for a while, but you've regained your mojo, your your Apparently we had lost our mojo.

Apparent apparently we we There was like a few there's a lull in there when we win the pandemic first started where this person thought that that we didn't weren't performing up to par, and maybe because we were looking for our footing and we were trying so hard. Because but but the truth of the matter is as as things opened up and as we were able to go more place is now and travel a little bit and do something, I feel like we've had more experiences to

talk about. And it's not just the same, you know, because there were four weeks in there. But here is what I don't understand about podcast. I've explained this before. If a podcast not our podcast, but if a podcast sucks, right, you don't know it sucked until you listen to it. So so you can't say, oh, well those four episodes warn't is good. So that's why people. That goes back to my theory that if you put a salacious title in description, then maybe you're gonna get big, bigger response.

I don't know. We had a we had we have a podcast some two weeks ago called Dix Woods. His cock was it couldn't it doesn't have any listens, And then well, no, no, no it does. It has a lot, It just doesn't have three times as many, which is what last week's did, which was cover in Jewish Lovers, which covers in Jewish Lovers, and that was a great episode. So then, but some of the episodes, and I think

we're really good, don't have three times the listens. In fact, last week's episode had so many listens we made it back into the top. Are one hundered again? Yeah? Back, Well, anyway, tell your friends, give us the clicks, give us the listens, and you know, what feel free to download this podcast. I know we told you in earlier episodes not that's not gonna happen. If they download the episode, we don't

get the replay votes. It doesn't matter that you get an alert that you do get an alert that there's a new episode available. It's easier, it's it's red scary if you subscribe, subscribe to the podcast for all your platforms, and you'll get an email. You know what's funny. Here's what scary always points out. When our company I Heart sends out the email on a Monday, a text a text message to your phone, our listenership goes through the roof. Then there are some weeks they don't for some reason,

and our listenership does not go through the roof. So my question is, you guys know we do one every week, right, You don't need to text message to remind you. They they need to reminded of doing other things. People are busy. People are busy. They don't know, they don't get don't don't be a slave to the man going your phone's calendar and whatever day of the week you want to be reminded we have a new episode. Put that in is a recurring event. Let's say Monday's at one pm,

listen to Brooklyn Boys. Then you don't have to worry about iTunes, Spotify, I Heart or any other but not on DS are sorry, any of those other companies will be someday. Episode. Plus, if you follow me on Twitter, on like Scary, I tweet out when is a new episode? Almost right away Scary when he puts down the yellow watermelon and the fancy tequila, will eventually get around to letting you know there's a new episode. There's a new episode coming out. Hey, guess what if you're hearing this,

you already knew that. Well, I'm going back on vacation. You know where I might go on Thursday? I thought so. Boys Boys