#139: Brody Cursed By The Hearse

it's something that she said really irked to me. She said, Yeah, I usually turn on an episode and I just kind of leave it on in the background, and I go and I go vacuum, and then I come back and they're still talking. And then I leave and I go cook and I come. Is that how people utilize us? Is that what they think of us? We're background noise? Yeah? I don't want that to be the case. Says it right there, round noise, startup, startup. We're making noise, I again,

but not a background noise. Why do they make a background noise? What is this perception that we have of us just being a bunch of noise? Uh? They must be thinking of you. I'm pure content, by the way, I was gonna say, I'm Joe content. You know, you're from expression RIGHTO, I'm Joe snowboard right right. I feel like I feel like it's started with Joe public. No, I think it was. I don't. I don't know John John Q public in the law terms. No, what does that do with? Like Joe Joe is like it means

average guy name. Like no, that doesn't mean you're good at blowing. No, Like, oh, you know, I'm I'm Joe. I'm Joe mountain climber. That means you're like you're you're a good mountain climber. But it started, It started somewhere. It started. Everything started somewhere with Joe public or Joe blow the words somewhere. I started somewhere. But the word

My kids have no idea what that means. I was saying something and I don't remember what it was, but I said something like, oh, please, your dad's Joe car fixed or sorry, Joe car repair, something like that. They were like, what, no, Ien, I explained it, and they're like, it doesn't make any sense because it's lost in their generation. Is a generational gap thing? Well, of course, but everything

is so everything. Everything that makes complete sense to your generation makes no sense to the to the one after their generation Z, which is the Zennials. Uh, you know, and then then there was the millennial generation. But my my father knew Joe like you know, oh he's he's Joe, military guy like he he knew what that meant. So I feel like it's got a couple of generations, but then it dies. Now you baby boomers invent these things. Not a boomer, thank you, you're not. Nope, thanks Dick.

I'm generation I'm Generation X and proud of it. That's fantastic. I think you're a boomer. You can suck iteration s heary. First of all, you don't think I know what generation I'm from. I'm not a boomer. Let's move on. Please. My point of this conversation escalated quickly. See they understand that language. If you said that escalated quickly. What you fuck? Yeah? Um from getting salty. So so I said, well, guess

what your kids aren't gonna know what woke means. And I was running on a list of all their expressions that that you know, do you You're gonna feel the same way someday You're you're gonna say something like a from people are gonna like your kids gonna go what of course, yeah, because everything. Every generation has its own disease. But but oh, great great song, every water house, every that's slaughter house, slaughter No, it's slaughter house was an

eighties metal band. Every generation and they all have their own words and terminology, right, So millennials had their thing. So the generation z technology or I'm sorry, the technology is TikTok for sure that that is the app for the for the zennials. Yeah. By the way, it's it's before we freak out. It's Fury in the sloughter House, Fury in the slaughter House. You know the song, right, Yes, of course, every generation has its own disease. God, now my age is showing. It's a great song. So here

we hold on. They go back up. I love how you had it handy YouTube, douche. Listen, let's shake hands with plastic gloves and we have our own disease. There it is disease. Oh my god, this is perfect for the pandemic. So why is this song not again, because this song I think is about AIDS. Don't tweet me, you know, I mean Collins is back in the air tonight. I mean you're in the slaughter house. Well, we need

two young twins. We need twins rather to just listen to the song and then like freak out that it's the reference we're making. That Phil Collins thing is great. In case you don't know, these twins were experiencing they experienced music for the first time, and they took the song in the Air Tonight by Phil Collins and they listened to it and they watch it. You know you're

watching them listen to it for the first time. I gotta look up to I'm gonna look up the back story on that because I haven't had a chance to yet. And when when as to why they sat there? Why they did they? Do they film all again? You don't need this. Wait, I'll look it up. Well, i'll tell you did these kids? Oh okay, yeah, what I want to know is scary? Then you can tell me. Do these kids sit and listen to new music all the time? And had they not seen the Hangover? Because in the Hangover,

Mike Tyson does air drums to the song. It's not like it's been dead since age. There are several videos going around where people get introduced to new music for the first time. Sometimes it's with their parents and sometimes not my educating guest is there to introduce them in new music for a second time. My educated guess is that these kids are we're doing those that type of style of video YouTube. Why that song, no, because they take random music. Now. I don't know how that one

landed in their lap. But the point who did, like their parents give it to them. Did they look up like, oh, when was my mom a teenager and then trying to figure out like what music was popular then? Or did they go back twenty years from the year they were born you know what I mean when arbiturey or not.

But the point is in the video for those who didn't see it and don't know what we're talking about, is three quarters of the way through the song is when Phil Collins kicks in with the do that At that moment, both these kids like lose it at the same time, like, oh my god, this is the next level ship. That kind of reminded me. It reminded me of when David Blaine does magic tricks to certain people

on the street and they go, oh right. So that video went viral last week and then causing tens of thousands of copies of the song of the MP three of In the Air tonight to be sold on the number three song last week was the number three charting song. Yeah, yeah, crazy, it's great for Phil. Good luck. Where is Phil these days? Um? Did I ever tell you the Phil Collins store? Uh? When he showed up to our building? No, don't want

to hear this. Yeah, I'll tell you real quick. Um. So we find out that Phil Collins is down the hall in the unused Ryan Seacrest studio. No, he was in the unused Ryan Seacrest STU STU studio. Thank you, that's very good. That's right, another reference from the late eighties early nineties. So some of us who are classic rock fans, we're very excited that Phil Collins was in the building. So we uh, we texted the person who was so what happened? So here's the backstory. Sometimes celebrities

come in. They don't come into a radio show and do a live interview. They do what's called a radio tour. So they sit in a studio and a producer will dial into radio stations around the country from and this way. Phil Collins, let's say, just sits there with headphones. You're yeah, you're yeah, You're on with Bob and Steve in Oklahoma, Hey, Bob and Steve love you guys, how you know? And right, and then they all right, Bob, Steve, see I love you guys. All right, now you're on with Mary and Kate.

And then so they do like a whole day of interviews. But to the listener in each of those cities, it sounds like fills in his house just calling in, like how cool is that fils calling into these We're lucky because the studio that they use, right, we are the hub to use it right here in our building. So these artists that are sometimes I don't know, sometimes they're decrepit.

Sometimes sometimes there a list a lot of people come up and do radio tours, all the TV people, right, And so the Ryan Seacrest studio was built about I don't know, seven eight not to bore people. He never used it, so we use it we right, So we use it for these artists and celebrities to come up to do these roundtables. For when he did American Idol, he would like do American Island, New Jersey, and he

didn't have to do his l A show. Like when I met Weird Yankovic, it was in that studio because he came in to do the radio tour with all the Okay, so four of us big Phil Collins fans want to meet him, Okay, and h we're told listen, Phil is really short on time. He's not he's not in great physical shape. Uh, he's he had an accident. He heard his leg and so he's gotta he's got to get over to like another radio company. So he really can't hang along. But I'll get you guys a picture.

You just gotta make it quick, okay. Right, So one of the guys of the four of us, not going to mention his name, but he's a close talker, okay, Um, you know he is. He used to work in a non radio position in our building too. He used to fix things, Okay, very close talker. He'd walk right up

to are you doing? How you doing? Okay. So as we're waiting outside the studio, there's some chairs and couches, and he is talking about every concert he's ever seen Phil Collins and where he sat and what songs and how he's a crazy fan. And I saw, oh, I saw him. I was in row three at this arena and I saw him on the lamb lies down on Broadway tour night. Wait, so he who's he talking to

with this? To the three of us, the other four of the four of us, the other three of us, he's he's kind of like he's he's giving us his bona fides. Right, he's letting us know he's a real deal fan. Right, that's okay. When you so excited to meet Phil Collins, We're all excited, okay, And you guys have all been given the warning that, hey, Phil is short on time, gotta go quick, gotta take a picture. Now, this was shortly after I had risk surgery, so I had I had a wrist guard on my a velcro uh,

like a velcro cast. That's important to the story. So uh, the guy running the radio tour comes out and he says he's just getting his coat. He's gonna come out. Remember, short on time, make it quick, get your picture and get out, No problem, No problem. Now, the guy who said that is a big muckety muck at our company, and he handles all of the big rock interviews. So you don't want to piss this guy off. You want to do what he says. If he says move it along,

you move it along. So the next him, a band comes in he remembers that you did the right thing before you waiting for a picture with Phil as he's putting his coat on and you're gonna ambush him. On the way. Phil comes down the Ryan Ramp. That's what we call it. There's a Ryan Seacrest ramp, so Ryan wouldn't have to walk down any steps. There's a ramp out of the student. Come on, it's for it's for wheelchair accessible stopping, called the Ryan Ramp. So that he

Phil's walking down the Ryan Ramp very slowly with a cane. Okay, he looks he looks meek and feeble. The right. The last time I had seen Phil Collins was in a video right where he's like Phil, you know music eighties video. So I hadn't really seen him a lot. The last time I saw him maybe it was seven eight years ago, and he looked pretty good stuttering no, no, and he didn't just to stumble. So and by the way, why I'm making fun of stutter was he has a song

called Susu Studio that's called that a recall. It's a recall. So Phil comes down and he sees my my cast and he says, oh, man, here's you okay, I said, yeah, I had some riseurgery goes yeah, I said, the leg or hip Surgey or whatever. He goes with two p's in a pod. I said, yeah, Phil, I said, I'm sorry. I hope you feel better. Thank you. So so the guy from from our company says, all right, guys, let's

get those pictures. We gotta go. Phil's gotta go, right, and Phil's handler is like, look, you know how the handlers are. The handlers are always a hundred times more nervous than the celebrity, always always, and they're always been a hundred times more of a rush, right, Like he's got to pay rush with the band that Getty Lee, the rush rush. Who I've met a great guy. So close talker goes right up to Phil first, and so they all right, let's get your picture, and he goes

right close talking. Philly is feel like, I tell you I've seen your ninety seven times. I saw you lamb lines down Broadway, third row, messrs Square gone, you were so great. But then I want to say it was Brea Music Fair, and I said, like, all in the back you're still great. Rotating stage, unbelievable. I'm gonna tell you a big fan. I loved your stuff. I loved

acoustic stuff. I love stuff with Genesis. Uh so he's like, so so he's on the clock now, he's when he talked to him with the length of a brody rant? Is that? What was? Where him? Here? And right? So so so so Phil's looking at him like, okay, all right, that's great, Yeah, that's great. I'm glad. I mean, it's nice you saw him thirty years ago. But the guy's gotta go. He can't walk like he's gotta go. And

he doesn't give a ship. He doesn't remember and he and he hears this from every one of his fancy seats. There's no reason to recreate the Phil. I've been a fan since nineteen seventy three. That's enough. He doesn't need to know what seat you were in family. Oh my god, you were in the third row with a blue shirt. I remember you. He's not gonna do that. Okay, So the three of us looking at each other like we're not going to get pictures now because this close talker

is monopolizing Phil Collins. And he sounds like he has no experience with taking pictures with celebrities. No, nor does he have any idea like does the world going on around him? So I leaned into him, into into the back of his ear from behind him, and I go, I will fucking kill you. And he was like it was like he's like someone puts like uh smelling salts under his nose. He what like he was in a like in a daze, and he goes, oh, yeah, Phil,

it's good a picture. So we all got pictures. But I actually had to threaten a co worker with killing him because he wouldn't stop talking to Phil. I thought Phil was gonna keel over right there and die. I think the more communic ending would be that he has just enough time to take a picture with the close talker and then and then stumbles out and you're like you're left holding your dick. That would have been terrible. Well, I made sure to go second because I was I

was convinced that was gonna happen. So as soon as he likes, I'm almost in the picture, like I'm almost in his picture. That's how close I was to the picture of this guy would feel called. And by the way, the close talker, I liked the guy, but in particular instance, like you gotta know your surroundings that you were told moving along, and it was yeah, yeah, so f you close talker, even though I like you, f you so that's do we I don't know if we looked about it.

We might have talked about this on an early podcast, maybe one of the early episodes, but it was such a great story we had to bring it back. Yeah, but I hope I didn't like change anything by accident, because I'm gonna go, wait a minute, you said nineteen seventy four. Last time you're paraphrasing, give me a break. And by the way, if you've been a fans of the seventies, you are a fucking boomer. I didn't say I was a fan since the seventies. Dude, I would stop it. I want to stop it. Oh, can I

tell you something? You know you make fun of me about TikTok. You make fun of me about you make fun of me about knowing the TikTok stars and things. I went to my buddy Jason's house in Brooklyn. We had a barbecue last weekend, and and he's got two kids, maybe fourteen and twelve years old, something like that, some there in in that range. And it's always you know, how you say it's always awkward. I'm always all going around kids, you know, like I don't know what to

say them. I fucking bothered with them because in the middle of we all hang it out, everyone was what we were all splashing away in his pool. Hey guess what we were in the pool? Brodi, Hey guess what I got an invite to a pool, because that's what friends do. They invite their friends to their pools. Listen, some people don't think it's serious. I know he he thinks that he takes very seriously. So you know, would have been you would have loved this afternoon. We threw it.

We threw one of those spiral sausages on the barbecue. Was great. Don't do it, dude, I don't give an I'm not there's no sponsor here, there's no opportunity. That's true. I would like to I heard your commercial on the radio. It wasn't for the deli. The deli has nothing to do with it, No, Mike, No, No No, it was for PayPal. My commercials for PayPal, my commercials, not for the deli. I don't get paid for the I don't get paid off the deli. Hit the Jendo. You didn't mentioned what

the client was. Hit the gender. I didn't mention the deli. You mentioned the client. You thought I was mentioning the deli. Doesn't matter, you slipped it in. The deli is not the client. The deli was an accessory to the client. Had nothing to do with the client. Hit the jingle. Why why do I owe the jingle? Because you said the name of the client PayPal? I hit it twice. Now, this scary. So we threw some We threw some steaks

and chicken and some spials. So we did we did a Brooklyn style and we're in the pool and after all the awkwardness of everybody, all the adults and then the two kids and they're like kind of like in the corner. I'm like, I just out of nowhere, I just belt it out. I'm like, so is Charlie Dmilio back with little Honey, and the two of them their ears perked up and they're like they're like, dude, oh, and they started going off into their little world. And

then TikTok. That's just knowing some celebrity gossip. Charlie, Charlie Damilo is is the TikTok star. She's got the most followers on TikTok period seventy eight million, and she's just she's an every day and update today. Did you check freed update to see if that's she has about take a look. I think she's got seventy eight seventy nine million. Anyway, she's she's, um, wait, you hit this? What's that? It's okay, you know what that is? So yeah, I just gave

away that it's four forty five PM. That's what we're recording is on a Thursday, mind Thursday, So I have to have to change my alarm now too. I'm gonna make it fivet because you took forever to get ready today. What are you talking about? What do you was this podcast on a time or what are you doing? No, you said you wanted a podcast at three thirty. We didn't start to like fourty. So you gotta do something. What you gotta do? Okay, I got in trouble last

week thanks to you. You know I'm recording in the basement, right, yeah, okay, you make me turn off the downstairs I have so we have dual dual zone heating in the house. We have an upstairs unit in the attic and h and a downstairs unit that does the main floor and the basement, and so in the basement, well doesn't even cold abasement, it just does the main level of the house and then a sub level little den that I do the

show in. So I'm in the basement where the air conditioning unit is, where the big you know, the compressor unit is, And so you make me turn it off all the time because in the back and it goes. Yeah, okay, in the winter, that's not a problem in March, April, may not a problem in August. Major problem when after the podcast I forget to turn it back on and my wife comes home from work to a hot house

and I get the ant's hot the house. You suck, so I said, now, So two weeks ago, I came up out of the basement before we started the podcast because it was one of those where you had to go do something. So I had like we thought we did a false start. So then I went upstairs and I saw my wife and I said, hey, I turned the air conditioning off for the podcast. I know it's gonna be a little warm soon, but I'm gonna I'm gonna turn it back onto soon as podcasts over, Okay,

no problem. So then she went out, she had to go run errands the target and came back to a brutally hot house. So I set my alarm for an hour and fifteen minutes after we were supposed to start. It's a reminder, Yeah to go. And I put a chair and I moved a air over to the wall where the thermost that is, the chair doesn't belong there, so we'd be obvious that I didn't put the So

I just have to remember. You have to remember saying yeah, so now you got to the way, have we talked about Satrielle's We talk about the pork fiasco, the pork store from the Sopranos. Yeah, do we talk about that on this podcast? Right now? Well, right now, all the slices of saying, yes, you did stupid of course, episode

number forty six. And by the way, god bless you if you're saying that right now, we love you more than everyone else because you know the episode numbers and you know you By the way, did you did you ever see? So anyway, I'll mentioned Satrels in the second. But here's one of the brody tangents you guys know and love. Um, you guys need you know Star Trek right with the original Star Trek TV show with William Shatner. Have do you remember the classic early nineties Star Trek

convention sketch with William Shatner. I don't. I'm not a boomer either, am I scared? You know how old you are when the sketch was done? Ah? So what about it? Brodie? So in that in that in that particular episode, he's, uh, William Shatner is supposed to be at a Star Trek convention, right, right, And so they're like, okay, any questions for Mr Shatner.

So all the nerds that they're overly nerdy with glasses with tape on them, and you know, yes, Um in a splinter in the minds that says Star Wars whatever was that? They mentioned the episode name, you know, season three? Uh? Whatever was Corba might maneuver? Uh what were you thinking when the ship did whatever? And he's like, um, season three episode? Uh, I don't remember that, Like, well, what what what did you think about? He was? You know,

I don't, I don't, I don't remember. Every question was was a nerd asking a specific episode? Point and and right? And so finally he lets loose and he says, uh, you know what, you guys, you need to get a lie. He's just move out of your parents basements, go get a job, kiss a girl. Like he goes off of them and being nerdy, right and then and then so the guy who's running the convention pulls him off the stage and he says, listen, these people paid a lot

of money. They don't need to be abused by you. You know, you need to get back up there and fix this. So he whispers in his ear and he says, he tells him what to say, and he goes back and hes, um, of course that was season whatever, episode whatever, um of course where I played Evil Kirk, my my twin people Kirk and I was only acting. And then then all the nerds go, yeah, Bro's great, which is great. That is funny. And by the way, so those are well,

you know what, we don't think that, we don't think. No, I'm just saying. It reminded me that you guys are so dedicated that you guys know now I have he's we gotta okay, well, you know, on that case, on that so that's what will be a stand, right, a stand as a super fan. So well, I want to. I want to read a quick d M I got from Law Underscore Viviana that relates to this. She said, Hey, is there any way to like podcast episodes or at a specific episode to a library or folder. If not,

that would be amazing. There's some episodes of Brooklyn Boys and Elvistrain Morning Show that I like to re listen to but can't even remember which episode it is. Can't ever. Rather, I think it would be easier to go back through my liked episodes. Here is what I would say, olah, um, her name is I guess her name is Viviana. Viviana. Here's what I would say. You should like all of them, but still some people want to go back and listen

to the classics. Here's what I do. Here's what I do when I wanna remember, Like you can't like something, I screenshot it and then I make a folder on my phone of the screenshots of the episodes I like. So I hope that helps you if that's an idea for you to remember that episode twenty one or twenty four was the ups rant, or one was the Dill episode or whatever. Um, although I think one oh one Fisted and Forked is still are are one of our

two biggest episodes of all time. You know. Uh. All I want to say to that is that we appreciate any and all any any like you give on or any spin you give to any one of our episodes. Okay, so yeah, maybe one day there will be a folder and that we should take that under advisement. Tell the Heart radio people, maybe there's another app that you can experience. I think Deezer offers you the opportunity to have a folder of your favorite We're not on decent. If you

don't't know we're talking about, you're not listening in order. No, but you got Fomo, you got crazy Fomo already out podcast Amazon Music. Yes, yes, yes, you work for I Heart Radio. Stop it. Hey, guess what. I Heart Radio still makes money off our bones. The more listen to it gets. It doesn't matter what the funk. It doesn't matter what platform they hear us on. No, hold on a second, it doesn't matter if you're listening on Spotify right now or Pandora, it doesn't or iTunes, it does

not matter. It all goes to I Heart Radio. So because the commercials go to other people, No, it does not You're wrong you're wrong. It's not how it works. I download the I Heart Radio app. That's listen what you want, but download the app. That's fine. Before you get back to the solage story, let me tell you about Amazon. Amazon is coming out with podcasts. They're gonna have millions of them. So we want to get us We want to get our our podcast on Amazon Music.

So this way, Hey, guess what. You know that problem that we've had for our entire lives where does not want to play our podcast because you say, hey, play Booking Boys and it doesn't. It plays those Brooklyn Boys beats fucking music show. Guess what That problem will now be solved because we will be on the native app for Amazon. Duh. Yeah, except when you want to listen to the podcast, you have to wait two days of shipping.

So that's the downside. Now back to sat. How do we yell on the sausage topic because you went made sausage because you want to impress the little boys with TikTok. They're girls. And by the way, let me finish that conversation up. I just sausage over for the little girls. I want to wrap this up into I want to wrap this up into a sausage with the little girls, like, don't you ever ever tell me that I am that

I should not be. I'm too old. Don't ever say to anyone they're too old to blank to do this, to do that, because it just makes you more relatable and up to date. And I found myself having a conversation at the barbecue with the girls and they actually came away with it like, you know what, he's cool, he knows what did you say after Charlie Demilio got

back with Hotty whatever his name is, little Hottie. You know, we just started talking about TikTok's and then we started uh they like, they're like, hey, we want to include you in our next TikTok. So they were gonna do a TikTok dance. And then that's where I drew the line like I don't think a part of your TikTok okay. And then but then we started talking about and then

then the adults were like, scary, that's impressive. I haven't related to my daughter in in in days and weeks, and here you are coming in here with you say one thing in their their faces light up. Just get into the just just show interest in their world. That's all I'm saying a little bit interesting, little bit in so you want me to get into TikTok so that I can get into the world of a little girl. I'm not saying you have to do TikTok. You just said I just went to know. I want, I want, no,

I want you. We should all we should all know a little bit about everyone's world. Be it's called discovery, rather than listening to yourself talk all day. And I'm you know, I'm not saying you do that, but you do we all that we all have a moment. Well, I spend four hours every morning. That's an ending because I'm talking about when we're in you know, be worldly and open up your ears to other people's worldly I I told you I enjoyed TikTok for all of the

comedy on there and some of the magicians. And I just think certain people, not not certain people shut it down, shut down other forms of media. They don't want to know about anything. Don't be closed, will be closed off to my messenger. Scary. I think you've always had a reputation of getting on fads that are typically fads for younger women. That's you're ahead of the curve. In fact, you're so far ahead the girls don't even have curb.

There was a time that Facebook was just for college kids, and the second that it opened to the public, the second that opened to the public, I jumped on it, and you all jumped on me and said Facebook is not not you not, said you all. I didn't jump in terms of the Morning show, like that's for college kids only, and I'm like, not anymore, bitch, It's now for everybody. Look, and now you're exactly now our parents are on Facebook, and right it's Karen City. All right,

are you on reels yet? Are you reeling? I have not done my first reels. Reels is the new Instagram answer to TikTok. I feel like it's a terrible name. See TikTok. Right, it's it's singular. You can do a TikTok video, right, but can you do it? Is one reels real? Or is it? It's a real? That's why it flow? Doesn't flow? Not And then it ask if it's singular? Bad story, No problem, Yeah, reel's real. Heard somebody I heard a sportscaster this week. He I think

it was a sportscaster. I didn't write it down. I should have, but he was saying, like Steven's, like something that belonged to Steven's, and he said Steven's is yeah. All right, listen, we have to talk about the sacres thing. But before we even do that, we honestly, if I could side track again really quickly, no, because we have to go to a commercial. But before we even do that,

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do that as well. So but get that to us and um again, when you get your merch, please show it off and we'll we'll hopefully repurpose you on social media. Um yeah, that would be great commercial button well Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Oh you cut me off and do the that's part you know every commercial when you give like they give the phone on. Oh yeah, Okay, okay, I'll tell you what. That was a false commercial. So let's so now go do it again. We're gonna do

it live. I'm not even gonna edit this out fuck it, so so you just do I'll do it again, right, your merche to Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. That's Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot Comcast. Yeah, that felt much better because no before the commercials, because because it was kind of an accent, it was a punctuation. You gotta do the that's everything every comercial und Big Apple that's eight hundred, or they give you or they give you the numbers instead of the letters. So you

feel like you have blue balls almost. If you don't have that, that's already, how did you not how did you not feel like? I didn't pick up on it. I just thought, okay, I'm sorry, all right, all right, well, um let let me h. I want to give a special shout out to Erica Parry P A R R I. She's at Erica P thirty one. She took a she this is what she tweeted. Schmiet is that like sch bagel or pizza. That was hilarious. So that's of course

what we call ship bagels and ship pizza. Um, she took a picture of part of a sign that I assume said fresh meat. I'm gonna put this on my Instagram. It'll be up. And she only has the s h meat part, and so it says. But here's even an even better point to thattastic the store. When putting up the sign in the lettering, they didn't really put a space between the H and the M, so it does look like one word right now. I don't have the rest of this picture. I don't I'm assuming it says

fresh meat. Of course it does, right, What if it's harsh meat like it could be something else posh meat, or maybe it's maybe it's Uh, it's also in the section with the fish. Maybe it's fish, fish meat meat, fish meat. No, it was like fish comma meat. But there's no comma fish meat, fish meat. Here's the fish section, here's the meat section. I don't know. So let us know. You know you took the picture. Uh, let us know, Erica, what that you give us, Well, you probably don't have

the full thing. Maybe you cropped it. Send us the full thing. I love to see what it what it says, But Schmidt hilarious. There's also someone who tweeted us a disgusting picture which I didn't I didn't think existed. I still think it's fake, but maybe you guys could check check it out. Let me let us know what the deal is. Remember last week we were talking about mayo chup. Oh, I want to okay, let me, let me, let me. I gotta lay the groundwork before that. We're talking my

mayo chup. My you had my Mayo chup and I said, don't don't mess up my chop. By the way, I was at Scary's house outside Scary's apartment today and I got my food back. Yeah, oh yeah, that was the update on that your powers back on. A week later, you come to pick up your frozen goods. Still live around the corner from me. It was a schlap so yeah. So he was storing the food in the fridge and freezer and now I send it. You know, I handed hands and he seeing two puddings. When you told me

the penalty of the storage was one pudding. I don't know how that happened. Eight one on the podcast Just for Entertainment last week. So one of the things that we stored is Mayo cho Chop, which is mayo and ketchup from Hines. But so someone, uh so, let me hold on shore going, but I'm gonna I'm gonna lay the groundwork for the normal ones. Go for it. So there's may Now it looks this one looks like mayor,

like a government official. But it's Mayo Racha, which is obviously saracha, and Mayo Mayo q cue, which is barbecue sauce. And Mayo Cranch, which reminds me of the Impractical Jokers because Cranches mcbasketball was a fake name. And then the name of what are you reading right now? I'm reading a picture of Hinds Bottles in the supermarket of their other combo flavors ranch is ranch and mayonnaise. No, it's it's a catchup and ranch cranch and then the Mayo chop, right,

that's the other ones that I didn't mention. Oh, and Mayo must I'm sorry, I'm sorry. So these are legitimate. Let me finish. It's legitimately Mayo must which is mayo and mustard. I think Mayo Tard is much funnier. I think so much better. Absolutely, I don't think they wanted to offend people, so they said, you know what, we're not going to do. The one is the beginning of the beginning of a word, right, which also signals to me, signals to me that they did it on purpose to

stay away from it because they didn't want tard. They didn't want's hard to be the ending of a word, like, you know, to offend anybody because catch up and ranch cranch, because because they wanted you know, Mayo tardres. There's so many snowflakes out there that they couldn't handle it. Brodie. They can't give no correlation between Mayo tard and any

living person. I know you could you imagine. I mean, you got Trader Joe's people protesting, you know, you know, trader ming Trader Jose's, Like, you don't think they're gonna get any complaints. Come on, you're talking about America. This is what people do well. Anyway, on Twitter, that girl Anal wrote to us and she said, oh, I'm sorry, that girl Aaron Arinell an Oh sorry, I butt your

your name. That girl Aarnell said that she showed us a picture of Hindes may Mayo Anter saucy sauce, so it's mayonster ma Aster, which she wrote or somebody wrote why do it was a meme? Why do I even bother shopping at Walmart anymore? And that is a combination of mayonnaise and what Monster Energy drink? Are you kidding me? Nope, it's Monster Energy drink flavored mayo. Kill yourself if you don't the may anster will. That's disgusting. By the way,

my daughter does gymnastics and she wears a leotard. Oh forget Okay, they don't say that anymore. They say leo's but that's because they shorten it. But at Unitard people still bought unitards. They don't call it that. I'm telling you mustard no, because it's pronounced mustard. See see the mustard gets away with it because it's turd. It's like turd. Yeah, but leotard and unitard sot So maybe it should be Mayo turd instead of Mayo tard, like mustard and mayo

must mustard mustard Mayo mayo turd, Mayo turd. That doesn't sound good? Is that the brown that comes to the brown bottle, the mayo turd. It looks like you've already eaten it. Does it come out like uh, is it come out like like diarrhea splashes all over your food? Yeah? Now I know why they went with mayo must Yeah, there's no other way, or musty mayo? What about musty

mayo another? You know, I gotta say that there is a lot of a lot of words and combinations that are don't sound appetizing, but the mayo must is the least defensive. But it's terrible. Um, speaking of labels, I have never seen this before. It caught my I caught my attention. You know, we always say everything He's too sensitive, everyone's too sensitive. We say it all the time. We play the snow for them. Yes, Rio's homemade sauce one of the best tomato sauces. Love. Rio's not a sponsor

of this PODCASTE. They have a they have a flavor. I'm gonna I'm gonna you you try to guess what it is. Okay, I'm gonna tell you the name of the flavor, and you tell me, first of all what it is, what makes it this way? And if that name is just the bad bad name, okay, sensitive Marinara, sensitive, Marinara, sensitive, Marianara. I'm guessing that it's Marinara sauce. That is light like a light Marinara's Marinara that is not spicy. Nope? Sensitive yeah,

sensitive Marinara. Is this a real thing? Yes, I'll post the picture. I don't know what is it? What? What? What? What are the ingredients? And I guess it's for kids or people like meat. I don't like stuff in this stuff. Uh. Sensitive Marianara right on the label no onions or garlic. Wow. But then then it's not Marianara anymore. It's just tomato sauce. It's Marianara. But what kind of Italian is going in for no onions, no garlic. I mean unless you're allergic,

you're allergic to root vegetables. I don't know, well sensitive, it's sensitive, or it's for the snowflakes, maybe a snowflake. I don't want you to be offended by the sauce. They killed the garlic. They killed the garlic. That's exactly what it is. The snowflakes have spoken they want a sensitive version of sauce. I don't want I want a sauce I want to offend anyone. What is a sauce that of friends? People look like it's stains. It's a non staining sauce. Uh yeah, yeah, okay, well listen, it's

it could be a marketing tactic, all right. So yeah, by the way, Erica Parry, who sent us the Schmidt I forgot. She also tweeted us who is Jean Gray? I literally face palmed hashtag fam key Jansen. Okay, all right, right there, that's a William shot in their moment. What it's it's She's Jean Gray is one of marvel comics biggest. It's spider Man, right, isn't it the mom and Spider Man? Who the hell is it? I have know Jean Gray is Jean Gray's in the X Men X Men. I

don't know. See, I'm none of the five original x Men. I explained it to you. She became Phoenix. Phoenix, See I know Phoenix. I don't know that it was Jean Gray. You please, you don't know. I do, but you know it's the same. Okay. What's Wolverine's real name? Logan? So I didn't know that, See I'm not okay, listen to me. Okay, you have to understand and something before you get all crazy and you guys get all like fucking stand on me, like with oh my god, what are you crazy. At

the end of the day, I don't. I'm very when it comes to watching superhero films science that's not my bag. I saw Star Wars, I loved Star Wars, but I don't dig deeper than the surface. So what ends up happening is what I don't know their real names? Like I know, I know it is Peter Parker, Okay, I know that. Okay, obviously I know Clark Kent is Superman, right, I like, do you have to pause? That man is Adam West, right? The Batman is Bruce Wayne right, an

incredible hulk? Hold on, wait, no, no, I get television Banner something. David Banner is David Banner on television, Bruce Banner on comics? Why did you know that? It's I remember David Banners. I remember the TV show from the seventies, Boomer What about See? But anyway, anything else beyond that. A Captain America? He didn't he doesn't have a real name, Captain America. Steve Rogers, What are you talking about? I didn't know that. Who else he was born with the

name Captain America? No, I didn't know. I know, I knew he had I knew he had a real name. I don't know, good little Captain. Wait, wait, wait, who's Sweet Captain? America's who? Steve Rogers? I know Fred Rogers? What about okay? And what about Iron Man Man? You don't know who Iron Men? His real name is Tony Stark Stark enterprises, how it Starks his father? Come on now, I don't know it. I don't know it. Listen. I know people are yelling at me right now saying, how

are You're fucking crazy? Scary? But some people excel in other areas. This was never my forte I was. I was a very top line, surface, headline guy when it came to watching these films and stuff and and reading some of the but I never want I never read comic books ever. And okay, and I will say this, I've heard the name Jean Gray before. I have, but I didn't. I didn't associate Star Wars of course. Just tell me Luke Skywalker's father's name, Darth Vader. What's is really? No,

he's just roomed to everybody. What's the okay? That's seventy seven Film three, Return of the Jedi. It was Empire strikes Back. He was revealed. Yes, it's okay, So what was his real name. Yeah, yeah, come on, Darth Vader's real name, Luke Skywalker's father. What's his name, Darth Vader. Okay, so you're gonna tell me, I'm gonna feel stupid. But I know it. I know that. I gave you hand his last name Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker. There you go, Okay, there you all right? See I knew, but you see.

But so you can't. But but people can't yell at me on Twitter for not knowing Jean Gray. Well, they gonna yelled you anyway. Well they could do what dad whatever that they want. I could yell back and call him a bunch of fucking Mayo tards. Okay, if Jean Gray was on TikTok and twelve, you would know she was. That's exactly it. I could school you on my world. I could run circles around you. Everybody when it comes to music trivia and years and titles, said that, you

said that, and then we filmed you. I said I came with no I came within a year. I said it. I gave you disclaimer. It will always be within a year or so on either side. Because there's a difference between a release date and a popular The date that it became a hit, so there will be a disparity and a date that date that you know, So you got to give a two year window. You want to hit me with music trivia, I'll go there with you.

Or I can identify a song from give me a couple of like the first few bars of a song, boom, I'll give you a title an artist. But but there there are people out there. That same person who hit me up on Twitter is like, you don't know Jean Gray. I'm like, I think you shouldn't know half the ship that I know. So it's like we're all My point is, let we all specialize in something, all right, all right, So we're talking about Phil Collins before right, I'll give

you a two part questions. What what band was he in before he was Genesis? And who was the lead singer? Who left Genesis and he became the lead singer Peter Sara? Or is that Chicago? I don't know. Okay, Broke, I know you're okay the boomers face Yeah, he's face palmming. You have the Boomers face palmming. Okay, Okay, So put off trivia. I got it moved, I got it mixed, Peter t Peter was in Chicago. Peter Sittera was in Chicago. You said, Peter Steria. Oh I'm so sorry? Uh? Fuck?

Who left? God? Who left Genesis? You know Collins was the drummer. Was the drummer? I know he was the drummer and he can't dance either. He was the drummer and then he became the lead singer. When when who left the band? I want to say it was someone from Fleetwood Mac. You think someone in Fleetwood Mac was the original singer of Genesis. I don't know who is it saying sledgehammer? Oh, Peter Gabriel, God damn it, it

was the wrong Peter. Go fund yourself. I knew it, and I was gonna say Peter Gabriel too, which is funny because you know you're Peter. I know my Peter. I know my Peter well, but apparently not enough. Otherwise I stay home more often. If I knew my fucking Peter well, then I wouldn't have a girlfriend. I'd be in my basement with William Shatner's fans, right, I knew you know what I wanted to say, Peter Gabriel. I

don't want to make myself look stupid. Instead, I said God, Peter Peter Pan was Peter Pan and lead singer Oh My God so much seventies and eighties trivia. People are like hip hitting the skip thirty button more than they kid Hold on how many people tweeted last week that they that they knew uh the meat Loaf reference three right, but they're more new Sparris Square from Seinfeld. A lot of people didn't though. It's it evens out. I don't think as many people watch Seinfeld as you and I think.

I think Seinfeld was a huge hit, but I don't. I don't think clearly as many people. I don't think me nearly as many people listened to Meet Loaf than you think. I think anyone who's been in a bar has heard Beat Loaf. Yeah, Paradise by the dashboard light, but that's it. You made a two out of three. Ain't bad Bad Bad out of Hell reference Bad at the Hell was the album that Paradise hboard. No one knows that they know the song Oh my God by the way, God damn it, don't don't my phone? Are

you are you dude? Are you are you in group chats? Are you in group threads with people. No, because I have an Android phone, I don't have to be in those things. Dude. I am in so many group threads with my Brooklyn boys, like my Brooklyn friends, and then I have my Hoboken friends, and then I have a smaller subset. You have to clarify that when you when you say you're Brooklyn boys, you mean your boys from Brooklyn,

of which I'm not one. And it's not related to this podcast, because otherwise people like, what kind of group chat you neative? It's just Brodie. I just don't know if other people are experiencing this, and maybe you are too. You're not, obviously, Brodie, so you're out of the count. I'm in group chats, like group chats. The points were like a group text. I have chats so so on the iPhone. Obviously this group threads. It's it's the internal I message app. But we don't have my message and right,

whatever your equivalent is. Every phone has it. No, it doesn't. You don't have threads. You don't have group thread text message threads, yes, same thing, yeah, I guess a conversation, yes, text message conversations going on on your phone. We all have that. It's universal. Okay, we call them group group threads. You work with, you people that refuse to reply all everything, what do you do? Do you exit them? Because here's

the thing. If you're okay, my Brooklyn friends, the other friends not you, Okay, there's like six of us, you suck ahead, all right. So what ends up happening is they'll they'll start, they'll start with the general stuff that we're all interested in, and then they'll they'll do a couple of memes our way throughout the day. But then someone does a takeover where it gets into one specialized category of topic that has nothing to do with all

seven of us. We'll specifically talking about Yankee trivia and Yankee stuff. When I'm when two of us in there are met fans, but the five of them dominate Yankee as Yankee fans. So the thread goes on all day long, NonStop. Hey, here's here's Paul O'Neil's video. And then they they insert on YouTube YouTube clip of you know, all of the stolen bases, and I'm sitting here like, oh my god, are you kidding me right now? Oh that's ourn boom, great Yankee moments. And I'm sitting here like get me

the funk out of here. I want to leave. I kind of want to exit it. But the problem is, these are my friends and this is our lifeline and our ongoing group chat, which you've had for like eight years. How do I politely tell these motherfucker's in this group chat? And I know people listening are going through this as well, how do I tell them? Hey, you guys, stop it already? Can we change the topic. I think the easy way is to tell him to listen to this episode of

the podcast. By the way, do you Brooklyn boys listen to the Brooklyn Boys? They do? None of them do those? Yeah? See, that's that's one of them. Is bald freak Rannie, who was on my old podcast who was in your house last week? Because somewhere that that was part of that he was part of the barbecue. He went to my buddy Jay's house. And by the way, his head turned to when I mentioned Charlie, Damilio and TikTok, and he was like, yeah, he probably likes Charlie for a different

reason though, which is unfortunate. Okay, that's um, she's sixteen, I know, which I said, it's unfortunate, So you know, you know. All I'm gonna say is this, if you're on a group thread, how do you do? You can't exit tell him? Go hey, why don't you make a Yankees fan group chat and take that at somewhere else? Maybe I should. They're gonna hate you for it. I mean, I got I got my Hoboken friends, and all we

do is crush each other. It's like, but I'm like, it's supposed to be there for like, here's what's happening during the day. Who wants to go out and you want who wants to grab some dinner tonight? Who does? Here's what you need to do. You need to like get what one is there anyone else in the group that also doesn't like what's going on? Yes, well, with the Hoboken group, it just it just it's just an insult. It's a rank out concept. Okay, No, I'm talking about

the Brooklyn Boys. The Brooklyn Boys. One is anyone in that group that also does not want one person is let's just call them. I put it by the way I put them on silent. I know how to put it. I know how to put it on silent. But the thing is, I kind of want the top right change I don't want to keep looking at you, do you. Let's call the other guy, Phil. You and Phil start talking about one thing a lot that no one else

cares about a lot, right, back and forth. TV Dinners, Right, Oh, TV died, TV Dinner, Dinner, Favorite Dinner, TV Dinna, Trivia, you go crazy with TV Dinners, right, Swanson's Hungry Man everything, damn. People like guys, why are you having this conversation? We can take that outside. Have your own private conversation. You go, oh, I would say the same thing about Yankee conversation. So do do the same thing to them. Hold a mirror up to what they're doing, right right, have a conversation

about TikTok or something that drives them crazy. You know, I don't you know what. I don't care what Elvis says about your Brodie. I think you are brilliant, thank you. You know what Elvis may say a lot about me, not brilliant is not one of the things he says. So I'm happy with that anyway. Um I uh I, I thought I upset Elvis today, but I'm glad you told me it wasn't me because Okay, So on Wednesday's podcast, Elvis noticed that I kind of I wasn't like, I

don't know. I guess I had like resting resting brody face right at rb RBS. By the way, we're talking about the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast that video podcast I have to do, said don't that's why I don't do a brooken boys when I hate them. I like the fifteen minute Morning Show as I love all everybody

on the show. And so I guess I was sitting there kind of like I was tired, and I was like, everybody's smiling except for Brodie's just sitting there, and I was like no, and Daniel was like, you should smile more. You have a nice smile. And then uh, some people tweeted at me a d m me saying you should smile more. You have a great smile and makes us

happy when we see a smile. Anyway, So the way the morning the fifty minute Morning Show works is around whatever time we do it, we all log in, right like I I joined the room that you guys have been in all morning doing the morning show. I joined in for the fifteen minute morning Show. Garrett and I join in and so I haven't seen you. I don't know what's going on all air. I don't know what

conversations you've had. And so when my camera went on this morning, as a joke, I was wearing a Mets mask, a mask over my nose and mouth, so that it would be like a joke, like you can't tell now if I'm smiling or not. And as soon as my camera went on, Elvis went all right, I'm out, guys through the podcast without me. So I got like, oh my god, he got he got mad. He thought maybe I was, like, you know, making fun or something I did. I was like, oh no. So we did the podcast

without him. And then I was at Scary his house today and I said, Scary, just off the record, was Elvis mad at me for wearing the mask. He's like, no, he was mad as dogs were barking. I'm like, oh, thank god, I was gonna do the mask thing. But now I can't do the mask thing Monday because it's like it's too late now. But you were already seen on camera with the Mets mask in the beginning of it, right, But but we weren't filming. We hadn't started the podcast,

So all right, what do you do? Um, I've got some unused jokes from TikTok at some point, UM, I definitely gonna talk about the street sign that pissed me off because I teased that last week and I wanted to talk about. Um, we'll just go for it, the super about the super over real quick dude, you can do just go okay, you know you have a very interesting help. I don't I don't know if you that's something. If you don't know, The point is like we just

we just kind of flow conversation, you know, and you tease. No, man, I'm here, I'm good. I just just all seen people do things driving where you go. That guy's a dick, right. You know, you go through a red light, you cut somebody off, you don't like give right away to somebody walk in. You're back out of a spot, when someone's going down the aisle, you don't wait for them to go by you like like this. You've seen all those things.

You know. That guy's a dick, right. I think I may have seen in my lifetime the dickiest move by a dry of her. I want to hope he didn't realize it, but I don't know how he didn't notice. Okay, So there's a um a one lane road a couple of towns over from where I live, and it's gotta it's gotta a very slow speed limit. It's like twenty five. I hate it. I hate the street. At the end of the street, you turn onto a busy four lane road. Right, I think it's a four No, it's two lanes, but

it's busy. It's a it's a larger street. So as you approach from this one lane in each direction road, there's a light, and then near the light is a left turn lane. Okay, but the left turn lane is like three car lengths so in order to get to it, you have to eat it, get up close to the light, which normally you can do there's not a lot of people on this road, or you have to drive on the other side of the road when no one's looking, and then get to the turning lane. You've done that

all corse, we have all done this. We were all guilty, Okay. So for some reason, the one lane road has a really long line to this light. There's like eight nine cars on a on a street that normally isn't very busy. I've seen this happen too, Okay. So this guy juts out into the other lane and makes a B line for the turning lane in the left lane and the and now keep in mind, this street that we're on is a T it's a T street, meaning you can't go across. When you get to the main street, you

have to go left or right. So the left lane is left turn only and the right lane is right turn only. So I follow him. I get behind him, and as I'm going past him, I see why there are cars lined up. I see why there's so many cars because don't jump ahead on this one. Scary. But it's in the middle of the afternoon. It's about one o'clock in the afternoon, and they all have their headlights on, so I know what that means. So he gets to the light in the left lane like he's gonna make

a left. I'm right behind him. Now I see that the car in the front spot of the right lane is a hearse. Oh it's a funerals, but it's a big one. It's a big one. So he is now next to the hearse. He clearly sees the hearse. He's looking at the light like he's gonna make that left. The minute the light changes. The light change is scary. He makes the right and cuts off the hearse to get down the one lane road to the right first, because he didn't want to wait for the funeral procession.

He cut the hearse, started moving and he went out into the opposite traffic. So the so the he wants to make a but the other lane across from him, you know, to the left, going right to left, there's no cars. So he goes around the hearse into the opposite lane, cuts off the hearse, and then squeezes back into the lane he's supposed to be And he cut off a hearse. Who does that? I'm sure the dead guy didn't mind. I'm sure they did. I mean, that's the hurry, right, the guy is already dead. My point

is that's that's sacrilegious. You can't do that. You know that karma is gonna get that motherfucker you. You you have to you have to make that left. You have to make the left and then make you turn, well, go a different way. You can't make a right and so so f you, Subaru f you, because that's you, that's beyond, that is beyond beyond. Made you made a right turn from a left lane only left turn only lane to cut off a hearse, to cut off a hearse. Yeah,

your dogs are really upset about this. My dogs are very upset. Ship damn. That's that's fucking ball halls right there. You know in this Where was this in? What city? It doesn't matter. Jersey? Yeah it was Jersey. It was that sounds like something that would happen in our neighborhood in Brooklyn. Yeah, that's that's that's pretty typical we're from. That's fucking balls and steel. What kind of car was it? Yes? It was it was a super ro Oh, it was

a super Ro. Yes, although speaking of car, I don't know super I don't know suber roused to be that way though. I thought Subaru drivers were litre more conservative. I would have thought maybe the guy's like he bought it use to something. Fuck you, I did want to say, Johnny j is seventeen. So now, okay, did I do we talk about this last week? But we have to take a commercial break real quick? Can we? Oh? Yeah, take a breath. Your dogs are still barking. Yeah, I

think my wife is home. Yeah, it's five o'clock. O crap, the conditioning is on on. Can I turn the conditioning home on? You? You said, alright, alright, it's it's only five thirty. Alright, what do you got because I have some unused jokes I want to get to. Well, we were already like, yeah, well the only thing, the only thing I t s was the sign that pissed me off, the sign, right, okay, So so we let's get to

unused jokes because I have that pulled up. If you want to do that, we have we we've accumulated some unused jokes. Yeah, we have. Yeah, that's good because we did it last week, or so we did two weeks ago. No, we did one last I think I had one, But I have a couple from from this week. You've been extra funny this week. Well, or not funny because they didn't get used. Okay. These are punch lines that were written for the show that never got used. Now, now

I don't know if I did this joke. But Elvis watching The Umbrella Academy, did I do that joke? No? Okay, So Elvis was talking about how he couldn't wait for the second season of Umbrella Academy to to come out on Netflix. There's a great show. Well, he lost power for a few days and he had to watch old DVDs that he had in his house because although he got power back, he didn't get WiFi back and so he couldn't stream Netflix. So he was forced to watch old DVDs and he found on a box in his basement.

So my joke was, instead of watching Umbrella Academy, he watched Police Academy. He didn't do that joke. Um. Then today a woman called in and said that she met the host of the TV show Catfish, and she was very excited. He was very nice to her, And my joke was, what if it was just a guy pretending to be the host of Catfish, Which is a brilliant joke.

Thank you. That's so clever because we we all know what the show Catfish is about, and if you don't, it's about people who trick other people with different identities. Right now, did we talk about how you got Catfish? Last week? We did? Right? We have not? No, that's on my list. I thought we did talked about it on the Big show. Okay, so let me just finish these jokes. There's a guy on TikTok and YouTube. His

name is Smiles Alan. That's his screen name. I guess his name is Alan and he he makes people smile. He's an unbelievable impressionist. He he sings popular songs as cartoon characters and he'll he'll go from one character to another like twenty and in sixty seconds or or or sixty and twenty whatever it is. He's fantastic. And so he's using an app. There's two apps now, I don't know.

There's a couple apps, but one in particular called deep Fake No Impressions app and so um, a bunch of impressionists on social media are now using apps that warp your face to look like the person who you're doing an impression of. Okay, so he made himself look like Voldemort from Harry Potter and so um. He on what he wrote on on his TikTok was comment what you think because he was doing an impression of Voldemort worked working in a restaurant, like as if he was a hostess,

seating people in his restaurant. He said, what comment what you think the name of Voldemort's restaurant would be? Well, that sounded like a pun challenge to me. So if you're a Harry Potter fan, you will get these, and if you're not, you might not but I'm gonna I'm gonna read through them anyway, because you know me, I didn't just do one scary I did about ten and I kind of is this the one where Garrett tried to participate to and then Elvis is like stop enough, No, no,

this was something else. No, this was on and this was on TikTok. So I did Voldemorton's Steakhouse as a spoof on Morton Steakhouse, a pizza place called hore crust a right, if you know what a hore crux is, that's you get the joke. Then Tom's death Eatery. Now Tom is Voldemort's real name, and there are death eaters in the movie. Um, it's delucious because there's a character named Lucius Cornelius Fudge Factory because his character named Cornelius Fudge.

Snape Shock after Snape Fines, dining after Ray Fines, who played Baltimore. The The man who makes the wands in the movies is Olive andder. So I did the Olive Ander Garden and there was a By the way, all of these are very would be even funnier if I view the reference. But the funny funny they're inherently funny. Yeah, of course, classic restaurant New York called Horn and Hardart. I took Slughorn, one of the characters and made it Slughorn and Hardart. Uh. Long long Bottom was the name

of one of the characters in the movie. I made it long Bottom Silver's for long John Silver's, Prisoner of Whula Hands for Prisoner of Azkaban, and Uh. I took the Sorcerer's Stone and made it the Sorcerer's Stone, crabs and so he liked all them very much, and UH called some of them brilliant, but I didn't want to waste them on just TikTok. So if you're a fan of Harry Potter, I thought you'd get a kick out of that. So that said, those are my unused or

not used mainstream jokes for the week. I think that's brilliant. I don't thank you very much. I did. Can I just talk about the the major fail on Twitter from eyewitness News at ABC seven New York. Now, if you have a major fail on social media, scary and a thousand people point out how you fucked up, what would be the first thing you do? I'd admit it, And then the second thing I would give you the correct information, right,

but you might take down the post. Right. Yes, if it was a post on line, I thought it was on on channel seven. You said no, No, he was on Twitter on Twitter, So it was ABC seven on Twitter, right, ABC seven, ABC seven n y Right, So I would take down the original post, and I would correct them and I would apologize. By the way, this is that this is in line with the ESPN sportscaster glossed over for the thing last week. Last week. Yeah, so this coming off the heels of this, I don't know if

the person doesn't read the tweets. Who's doing the social media for ABC seven New York. But they were covering the big Sturgis biker rally in South Dakota. Now, if you're not filiar with that is two hundred and fifty thousand bikers went on a what they what they called a maskless ride. In other words, they didn't care about social distance, sing or masks. There was sort of uh, now, this is a ride they do every year. But this

is where smash Mouth played, right. If you saw the story about smash Mouth, so a lot of people were saying, wow, this is gonna be a super spreader event people are gonna get sick and they wear masks. I'm not giving an opinion on that. What I'm giving an opinion on is they put up a post and a picture of two women and a bunch of people on motorcycles in the background, and it says Harley's Everywhere, Masks nowhere sturgist bike a rally expected to draw two amid COVID nineteen pandemic.

The problem with that is the picture is of two women in Harley tank tops, both completely covered face, nose and mouth with masks. So it defeats the purpose of the story. It's everywhere, masks nowhere, And they chose a picture. Now, look, these may have been the only two women in all of the two and fifty people that had masks on, but that picture. So everyone's saying to them, Hey, you know, it's dummies, it's a picture of women with masks. What

are you talking about? You kind of missed the point. They didn't take it down, They didn't respond. It's been up for a week. It's and people are still going, what are you doing? How do you not take it down and apologize or or I put up a new picture. They left it up for days I don't know if it's still up today at the time of this podcast. Um, but ABC's seven, the number seven. N y terror. That's

a fail. That is a fail. That's terrible. Uh. Shout out to life of Stacky who went through some medical conditions, some problems. She didn't tweet us for a while, and I reached out there and I said, hey, stack you had her for me a while Relliam Stacy. She tweeted at us, thank god for at David Brodiette, Scary Jones for getting me through my long Sunday shifts with the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Seriously, feel like y'all had a hand in helping me through my heart failure. Laughter is the

best medicine and a good steak dinner, Scary. So that is so sweet, stack He's buying. I love this. Yeah, Stacky. She has the word steak in her name, just kind of spelled differently, not stay or not. Also, I got a grammar police. You don't play the jingle but Jordan's jsk oh zero eight four rather the wonderful educated people

of the world hashtag grammar police. Um. This person put up a picture of an old desk, an old time school desk, has a penholder and a little I guess an inkwell holder, old style chair and desk combo and it says old time school desk great for kids for home schooling or playing. And the headline is antique school desk. They spelled antique a N T e k. Clearly this person never said at the school desk and didn't learn how to spell antique. That's a little bit of grammar

police for you. And uh, that's all I have except for the street sign that I have a major complaint with. So did you want to slip anything in before we get out of here? Well, I guess next week we'll address the fact that I'm being cat fished on j Date, which is the Jewish dating website. You want to do that now? We want to We could save you. Now we can see this story. Well we can do okay, let's let's see story. Okay, but I want to read

some email as well. We have a couple of Well, let me do the Satril story and then you email you what are you gonna do it? Let's do some email that Satil the email. Let's get at a right. I don't want to get out of here. Your alarm is gonna go off in six minutes, can turn it back on. That sounds like we have no time to go alight. You can always email us the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. So that's that's someone asked me this week. They were confused. The website is Brooklyn

Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. The gmail is the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. So hello guys. Jose Hernandez here, I'm catching up due to COVID live in Puerto Rico and it was mayhem listened to episode one five and all I have to say is tell to tell them is you guys. Fuck them all. Stop apologizing and being careful of what you say. The beauty of your podcast is the fighting, arguing and craziness in it.

Fair people, if people are listening to it, they better take everything as part of your show and stop being offended. Fucking snow flakes. Brodie's rants and Skii's six cents equipment are awesome. I love you guys. Makes my a. That's uh from Manti, Puerto Rico. B s. That doctor that you talked about in this episode is a fucking moron. Sorry on behalf of us physicians. Oh he's a doctor and if there's any grammar error. English is my second language.

So play that, play that jingle. I would not do that, j S. But how great is that. We've a listener from Puerto Rico and he's ripping the other physicians, the doctor specifically from that podcast like to say. My friends say that. Um, I say when something is I know that's impossible, but well it's not impossible, but that means you really agree. Well, it actually is an impossible. Margaret Buster said, Hey, guys, Brodian scary. Oh you know how your name is usually spelled b r o d i

e sometimes or b r o d sometimes sometimes. Yeah, this person got your name right b r o d Y, but spelled mine scary s k e r r y. Thanks for the for that. I can't believe you read my email on the podcast. Yeah we made we made a bust to cherry joke. I actually don't follow baseball, but I knew you guys were big met fans. I wanted to say you made my week rereading it. I ordered two shirts from your merchandise store and I just

can't wait to get them. I have a story that just happened to me at KFC, and I wanted body's opinion about it. The girls call me d It's it's uh, I got you want the body or the brody h it was. I was second in line at the drive thru and they told me that I'll be right with you. You know how long I waited. I listened to to Metallica songs and you know how long those songs can be. And they say it was a call of Cutulu because that one's like eight minutes. Then they came back. I

think they did, uh battery. Is that a long one from the bell tolls or whatever? One? Maybe one? Let me just go with call of ctulu. Okay, but people know one anyway, that's a long yes. Anyway, anyway, first video. By the way, they finally came back to me and said, hey, have you been helped? I replied nope, And with the snarkies attitude, she says, oh sorry, I just wanted to say that I'm a Slice for life and you make my commute the best ever with your podcast. Thank you,

Margaret Buster. Now, what's our advice to Margaret Buster? Should she go back there and speak to the manager like a Karen or does she have a right to be Karen in this case, I think she does. Oh absolutely she does, like, hey, you're fucked tard of excuse me, your mayo tard of an employee decided to uh have a snarky attitude after making me wait twelve minutes. I don't know, I mean, and how do you how do you justify that? How do you prove it? I don't know.

That's a ratorical question because Bertie's not answering. So anyway, No, I don't know. I don't I would I would want something for my weight. Absolutely, well, it's too late that. The problem is you gotta nip it in the bud right there. I think that's right. You gotta strike while the iron is hat. You can't go back, and then they're gonna think you're looking for free ship, begging for it later. You don't do that. You gotta do it right there. Next time that happens to you, you know,

then you do it. Anyway, Dalton would remember that guy, he's actually in our podcast title Yeah Penises Peter Wood and so excited, scary and brody what okay? I was ecstatic when you guys said my name on the podcast. My quote Vin number picture was from Kelly Bluebook Dot com I could have made a little a little clearer, but anyway, I love you guys. I've listened all the way through. At least Brodie get this five times. Oh no, Dalton, you're a super fan. You're a stand nice Dalton. Are

you and your mom's basement? As Captain Kirk would say, I don't know I'm kidding anyway, James Tiberius Kirk Um Okay, So let's see Michael Rempowski Rebikowski. He emails us quite offen says he still don't get his name right. Not maybe not so much grounder here, but more of a deal typo on this ad for shoes check this out. I had a double take, Wow, what a deal? And it was step it's w s S where it's uh fife save five dollars? Was who? Wow? S ninety nine

save five dollars? Was wait a second, that doesn't make any sense. No, No, he's they're adding the price currently is seventy. So first of all, so so the first one, first of the first one was saved five dollars. I thought he was going after the nine original price. And it's in reference to my fact that five dollars off a big fucking whoop, you're gonna, you're gonna you can spend five dollars jerked me off. Okay for that price.

But the second shoe that's shown, the current price is set nine, and it's says save five dollars and it says was, So they're charging you five dollars more. Terrible, that's awful as a misprint. Clearly, Oh, people don't know how to do math. I know. It's a whole ad of sneakers and and this second one is the one that he was talking about. You're paying five dollars. You're paying five dollars more for a sneaker that was it's on sale for nine and it says safe five dollars.

Yeah that's not right. Yeah, all right, well there you go. So there's that anyway, thank you, Michael Rempowski, Remikowski. Now Satrial's to set this up. Was the fake again? We may have told this story year. It was the fake pork store in Sopranos, which if you remember on a previous episode. If I don't know if this is what you're going with this, we talked about the fact that I thought it was a real Elvis was having a barbecue at his house, and Scary says, Oh, I'm gonna

bring authentically. Everyone's gonna bring something new. I'm gonna bring authentic sausage from from a top uh Salamaria Italian bookstore. I'm gonna and so you're I'm gonna go to Satrial's from the from the Sopranos. So I knew that it had to be somewhere in a certain area of Jersey where they filmed all the introductions to Sopranos, where a lot of stuff really was because there really wasn't There really wasn't pizza, right, but there really was a pizza

land that really was. So I'm I was set up to believe that that they sat outside Satrial's and they cut up someone in there. The same thing with the bottom bing is a place called it's a strip club called Satin Dolls. So I'm like, well, funk man, I'm going to Satrial's and I'm gonna buy some sausage, assuming it has to be good because it's on the TV show. And then I googled it and what did I find, Brodie, It's it's an empty storefront they used. It's not a

real place to fix set. It wasn't even it never was a real it's a building. It's an Italian pook store. It never was, right in that case, but other things were real. Pe to Land still exists this day. Correct, that's correct, okay, speaking of things that are real. So I'm driving, I'm driving down you know what, it's the same road that the hearse was on a couple of weeks ago. Okay. Now I've seen this sign, okay, on the side of the road. I'll tell you in a

minute what it is. And I thought some kid put it there. That's not a real thing. That's not a real thing. So I'm like, I must be somebody put on their lawn like as a goof right, So I'm on this street. It's a one lane road again and as a backup of cars now in the other direction, not in the same direction where there's a red light. So there's really no reason why there's a stopped car and three or four cars and then me. But it's in the place where that sign is. Now where the

sign is is on somebody's property. And then across the street is a little is um it's a railing, and then past the railing is a little bit little pond, right, a little pond. I can't figure out why the cars are stopped. Well, I were waiting there a few minutes. I'm getting ancy, and I see coming out from the front of the first car crossing the street. Is the is the problem? Okay? Why the cars are stopped? The sign was a sign that I didn't think was real

that said turtle crossing. You know how you see dear crossing. We're like, oh, duck crossing, duck crossing. I'm gonna look out for ducks, but they walk across the street. Scary. This was a turtle crossing. God, that must take hours. And the car stopped because a fucking turtle was crossing the street. This sounds like the beginning of a bad joke. But why, yes, turtle cross the road to fuck everyone

on the street. Are you telling me that you you can't move the turtles to the pond side of the road. Just move them there so they can live there. This means they go back and forth. It's a turtle crossing. It's like a drawbridge. Well, you have to wait ten minutes and wait and wait. So not only did this

guy see the turtle? Okay, think about this, scary, Think about this the turtle if you see a turtle at the edge of the road, you can get past it, right, You can drive past it before it steps into the road. So this turtle, it, let's say it was two or three ft into the road. That means it had enough time that there are no cause coming to get two

or three ft into the road. I still say, you could have gone around and the other, even though the other, even though the other, the other side of the road is on your alarm, I know, even though the other side of the road is oncoming traffic. It's it's a dead street. There's sting right now. Yeah, I'm the nervous town. My wife's gonna like the house isn't hot yet. So the car didn't want to go any other it's waiting

for the fucking turtle to cross the road. Now the turtle is halfway, I see cars coming from the other direction. Part of me is thinking, hit the fucking turtle. Part of me is saying, you run over them, right, you over them right. It's like a right. So the turtle is now like poodoo the turtle and he's walking across. At this point, I'm waiting for a rabbit to run right past them, you know. So now okay. So first of all, my question you scary is would you have

stopped for the turtle? Of course, okay, all wild life. Let's say the turtle is in the middle of the road. You know there's enough room between your right tire and your left tire, but you can drive right by, right over it. It's got ten minutes before it gets to

the other wheel. Yes, yes, well if you if you position it right, Like when you're going into a car wash and you have to get your car into the groove, you get the tire yet you gotta kind of all right, thanks, but you have to get your you know, that tire into the thing and you have to sit there and throw the car into neutral. The same thing. That kind of better a better, A better comparison would be when you go for an oil change and you have to go, oh, you have to put the wheel on each side of

the opening in the ground, right right. That's like so, but you're telling me that you couldn't time it where the turtle was like in the middle of your grill. You could just go, but what if your undercarriage is low and it scrapes the top of the shell. You don't want that. Action's a turtle. How low? I looked like. It wasn't a how high off the ground was it was a regular car in the front. It wasn't like the actual the actual turtle. The turtle how tall? Was no?

Five six inch? Five inches? I don't know. It was a small turtle, Mike, wasn't a tortoise. I don't know what it was. I made that tortoise in the hair joke. You didn't get it. I got no, I got it. I just let you continue to talk. Okay. My point is left at couldn't some dick. Couldn't somebody put up a fucking six inch wall a four inch wall to block the turtles from crossing the street. They're turtles, but they have to cross the street. What's on the other

side pond? Needs to get to the pond, and they should live on the pond side. We live on the pond side. What's on the other side of the pond. What's on the other side, like a grassy area? Okay, well done. Turtles need both of them. I don't know. They're herbivores. They're herbivores. They need to grass to eat, and then they have to go into the water sometimes, so they need the entire ecosystem. Hey guess what, I bet they were there long before your fucking cars were. Okay, yes,

because I had to wait. They don't want to funk up the fucking said the system there. If you take a look at what's going on there, that's nate sure, and you're interrupting nature. So I think there's certain things that it's protected. The turtles are protective, like turtles. I like ttles. Build a four inch wall, have the turtles pay for it. I'm gonna run for office. That's gonna be my my campaign. Build that wall, making turtles pay for it. There's gotta be a way to keep turtles

off the road. Build them a tunnel. You're being insensitive. Built two turtles. You're being insensitive. You're a snowflake for turtles. Is that what I'm hearing? Very turtles. I don't snowflake out much on this podcast, but I stopped. I break for turtles. What about Mayo turt? I break for turtles, and I break and I break for geese and the

Canadian geese, the goose, the Canadian gooses. Not the jacket not the design had a jacket though until it was a bad thing to have you still had it, but but it happens all the time around where I live. I'm sorry, dear crossing, I get it, duck, geese, whatever, I get it. Not turtles, I'm sorry that is that what you draw the line is a turkey crossing in my area. I get it. Turkey's fine. Turtles. Turtles. They should go into a box, soone should pick the box

up walk them across the street. Fuck you, turkey turtle crossing signs. I don't want to be have a turtle crossing new your house. Send us a picture. You're the uh. By the way, we we we did not do half the stuff we were gonna do today. I we'll talk about me getting cat fished next week because it's the thing. And also we have to By the way, I don't want to be the people I don't want to be. I don't want to be the empty promise guy from

by the last podcast. But when we from promising two episodes in a row, we're gonna help Julia Parrott with her with her us that was Julie had one job today. Dude, I haven't written down. We just haven't gotten to it. But the thing is, I don't want to rush us, I do us. We see, we just kind of have a flow and I don't want to just move on to the next thing for the sake of it. People like, yeah, uh my, I got the along going off again, all right. You know where we're We never find little crossings in

our old neighborhood. Yeah, where they'd burn them over in Brooklyn. Naw Boys Brooklyn, Brooklyn, naw Boys Brock Brooklyn,