#138: Catching Up With The Boys

out where people. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, we do. That's where ball freak k is right now. Hey, ball Freak is trying to find out where's Andrew dice Clay right now? Right the ball freak? Is that what you're doing over there? Hey, guys, I'm doing right now, I'm trying to find Andrew Dice all right, bull Free, good job, good job man at the guy because he's got a job to do. Hey, ball Free, get you helping us out today. I'm gonna help you out today. Gang, gonna help you out today.

All right. You have you have different people in here play the part of bald freak like just everybody, you know, Just somebody come in, one by one, just play the part. We'll just get random interns. You just pull somebody off the street. How is your weekend? By the way, dude, mooral day weekend, extra long weekend. You gotta you know, Poppet stucker, dathing ain't ain't da give me some marines? It was something for the marine? Did the marine? We didn't.

I did a whole tribute to the Army, Navy, air Force and Marines and coast Guard. You were, you know, while you weren't here the other day? Where was I? Yeah, all the time, or you'll get a shot in your ass from my god, that's where you were. I gave, I gave specs, I put some speck on it. Give me someone moreal day weekend? I didn't. I did all that already. Oh my god, passed the point. How could you do it beforehand? You should have been asked this,

just like a graduation circumstance. You asked for poppet circumstances. Give me the marine stuff. I guess is why ball freaks not here because on the same page. No, we are on the same page. You just fucking decided to turn the page before I did last week and left me here with nothing but hanging out with Share nothing money had Share, but it was me and her and then Patasnic Pete walk. Please you have to start spangled banner.

I got. I got whatever you want. Just as for Pope, circumstances said give me something like give me pop and circumstance. So I gave you Pope circumstances. This is where the trouble begins. Get to the Army, the Navy, the Enforce, Marines. I gave that last week when you decided to check out early and leave me dangling. You know you cannot say that you played the music for America. You know last week when Memorial Day weekend was yesterday, I did

it in anticipation of Memorial Day weekend. Retways the music before Memorial Day weekend. It was in promotion of you know, I beg the different. I would go to TESK with this on with you. You play the music after the we can describe your weekend of the Memorial Day weekend. That's what you do. So what do you want me to do? You would play American? That's all right. Let me hear it, Let me hear it. Okay, you know I'm sitting there, barberqwan. We got my hot dogs going

Boar's Head hot dogs. By the way, boars Head hot dogs. Why are you calling them out of the sponsor. No, they're not a sponsor. But I want all the off air heads to know that if you're looking for a good hot dog, the best hot dog, Boar's Head is the best hot dog out there. That's right, because boars Head serves up real beef hot dogs in natural cases. Guess what, Yeah, I got give me one. Don't you dare even say it. I'm not gonna Hebrew National. I'll

tell you why. Because their koshert and when they say they had they itched to a higher authority. That means that all those parts and things and nostrils and jowls that Elvis talks about that you guys talks about hooks and claws, none of that is permitted in a Hebrew National hot dog because it is certified kosher. So if you have a kosher hot dog, you know you're getting the best of what's available. Let me tell you something. If I am having a hot dog now board, nothing

against boars Head. I'm just telling you you get a little bit more filler in there a little bit more relaxed on the rules. Okay, all fairheads, why don't you guys decide because it's Oscar Meyer. Well listen, you know what's gonna say Oscar Meyer. Well, it's only you and I. We have to leave it up to the off fairheads. Now they got it. The side, which is a better hot dog? Is it henacular with the one that's best advertised, because that's the one they remember. Well, it's got he

bores said that board said his best advertised. Everywhere you go you see the damn boars. The biggest advertised one? Is which one? The Oscar Meyer one? Oh no, it is not it is. That's an old song. Oh I love to be as not this version of that. Listen. Anyway, my weekend was great. We had a really good time. We did a lot of family things. We had a really decent weekend. I got to see, uh, what are

you doing? Queen started sucking engines? Man, don't tell you about your weekend without me telling you to to start your engine. Oh man, the weekend was good. It was a lot of fun. It was the unofficial official start to summer. Who thousands of seventeen and we had a great time, a lot of fun, a lot of shenanigans, and a little bit of some uh some motion in the ocean in the bedroom, if you know what I mean. A motion in the ocean with the we're cussing kidding cuff

and sign. It was all great and it was not a good time me and uh you know the misses, the boss. It was a motion in the ocean with lotion, A lot of fun. How was your weekend? What'd you do well? I went to Atlanta? This say you did in the Bahamas? It was great. It was a lot of fun. I you know what I gotta say that, you know, yeah, I spent some time in my favorite pool. Isn't it hard to be hanging out at the cove when you know that there's so many hot si everywhere? Dude,

so many women. My girlfriend was looking with me butting them out. Really, you're not kidding? Come on when she points out the hotties, yeah yeah, yeah, she's down for threesomes. I don't know about foesomes. But what is she spotting all the stricks for? Because just because she's hot herself? Why is she spotting other girls because she's comfortable on her own skin? But that song of Ruba Jamaica. I want to take it. The Beach Boys. Yeah, that's the

Beach Boys. It's called Cocoa come from pay me. The picture of you relaxing by the cove in Atlantis. But this, it was certainly not this music. He tell me. So we're just hanging out party, how temper? I can't. I can't tell you about my weekend at the Bahamas this What was it like? Was it? Sonny? It's my grandfather's, wasn't it was? You have a lot of cocktails, a lot of cots. Yeah, like it. So they had a DJ spinning over the pool, the Cold Pool, by the way,

great place to get away from kids, mag Central. Let me tell you no, nothing can stop me. A lot of a lot of families there in Atlantis. Lantis is great for families. But you make of it what you'd like. White hats, white sunglasses, I love it. What are you talking about? White flip flops? I love everything. But I went to the Cold Pool that was a secluded area for adults only. They had a DJ spinning. They had everybody party and the music was turned way up. People

were bottling bottled It was rose all day. Yeah, Rose is the drink of choice. It's so trendy now rose, you know it was trendy. It's so ridiculous. It doesn't have to be. But everybody there was so many birthdays. It was batcherette party, just one batch atte party was like I forgot what the name of it was, but

it was like Chrissie's Bitches or something. Hung sign up, hung a sign up, and then hung like a little clothesline and they put up women's panties, like underwear clothespins like lined up like almost like each one of the girls had their underwear hanging up. I love that. And it was like Chrissie's bachelor party, you know. And then there was a couple of batchelor parties. There were d

bags popping bottles, but it was an adult atmosphere. There were people smoking cigars and played some outdoor black jack. I lost a little bit of that. You're never gonna win Atlantis, You're never gonna win there. Never black jack is black jack. You could want to lose anyone. Now, I beg different. I disagree. My conspiracy theory is is that if it's unregulated, you're not going to win. That's not true. Unregulated funk with black jack. Black Jack is

eight decks of cards. You ever seen casino? You ever seen casino, but did not messing with the cards. You're no way to do it. Really, you never saw when you never saw de Niro right in the movie Casino, go review, you'll see who wins, who losing, and how they do it. Don't tell me that you cannot fix the game of black jack. You can't. You can't unless unless you listen to me. First of all, you'd have to funk with the decks. You'd have to take out all the you know, certain cards and put extra ones

of another one in. But the point is they have when they before they shuffle, they show you what you got in the very beginning. They lay all the cards out face up, they show you them shuffling. You are naive, my friend, There's no way. Bro. Dude, listen. You want to talk about slot machines and making sure they hit at a certain time, and they're digital and computerized. I'll give you that, But you can't fix games of chance.

You can't fix roulette. You can't. Yes, you can't be magnets and everything that they're not doing that, dude, youngs and todd Lerk's if you think that they can fix all these casino games, you guys got a lot of homework to do. You're playing. We want you to text us. We want you to tweet us. You can email. You can't fix hold them or three cards casino or stud or let it ride. They can't. You know what games of chance? I' what's happening here? You always have one

one side of things. I have the other side. We should go with a whole new name instead of the all fair show. It's really like opposites or something. Seriously, we're like Abera Costello. We need somebody to figure out for us. So you know what we need to alright, so Ben and Jerry, So tell me about Jerry, tell me about Atlantis. All right, So you look at Tasa everywhere. That was the cool but that was the party side of things. And by the way, they have a great

They have so many beaches there. And you know, we went to this like private area was not private but private, but like we're less people go. There were people playing steel drums. It was all that. But like me name just like that. I love that. But the point is, if you have a family, it's great to go there. You've got something for everyone. If you want adults only, you got that there too. It's the best of all the world. But time, what mean the miss we had

the kids there? Why you call him the missus? We dropped the kids off. They also at the pool, they have to take a dump. They they have a kid's a kid zone where you drop them off and they're there for like three or four hours. So they take them on one day like three or four hours, like a camp. Yes, so you get them away from you. It's like glorified babysitters. And then you and the boss we head back to the room for a little night. Oh yeah, oh yeah, and then we go to the code.

We hang out, have some drinks, so you do get that, okay, And then all of a sudden you go back and pick up the kids as if like mommy and Daddy just says ice cream, as if nothing else went on like that. But I don't have to deal with that because I don't have kids. But anyway, so long story short, Yeah, there's something for everyone at Atlantis. But what I wanted to tell you what from the Dolphins. Okay, they have this thing called Serenity Snorkel. They new interactions and experiences.

You get to go and hang out and you get to snorkel with the doll seven o'clock in the morning when they're about to be fed, and you get to see them in their natural habitat. You get to see them they swim all around you and you're like you're in the water with them as they're going or or do they sound like you got a sound efact of a dolphin? They they that's how they go. We're doing all kinds of things. I don't have that sound. Yes you do. If you look up dolphin, I bet you

have just made it. Why do I have to play it? Because go get it? Say they have it type in dolphins dolphin. I bet you say. If I had the sound effect board again we get inter Jeff, you're making the sound that that U No, that's what Daryl Hannah makes in in the movie Splash, but she breaks the TV screens. I mean, you're forcing me to make sound effects like the guy from Police Academy. I mean, really, this is why I don't have any dolphins sound I

have become the guy from Police Academy. I'm gonna make my own sound effects. Get them for this podcast. I don't have dolphin. I'm I typed them the word dolphin and there's no sound effect. One day we'll have a sound Remember the film talking about Splash with Tom Hanks and she goes she breaks all the TV screens. Remember that. Yes, alright, we're waving to a smiling Stephen Turn. He actually stopped by.

But anyway, long story short. Um. Yeah, it was a great time and and definitely got into the culture of Atlantis. There was the Bohamian culture they just think on on every other Saturday called Artwalk, where they put together they get all the local vendors. Yeah, and for free, they get to like open up a farmer's market right there in the Marida village, so they get to sell all their local goods. Anything that they want to sell could

be food. It could be a straw hat, it could be it could be conk shells, it could be accessories. Steel drums playing everywhere there is. I don't have steel drums. And you know this is unbelievable. You have a sheet. This is why I need the sound effect. Bore you have. Let me tell you something, man, You have this, this sheet, this rundown is five pages along. We got a lot to cover today and we didn't even this wasn't even on it anyway. Okay, So that's that Bahamian culture. Live it,

love it, learn about it. Junk a new you know, junk new is what is junk? What is that? Drunk anew is when they take junk and they make it like new. What. Yes, there are days around Christmas that they celebrate. They have a festival, they have a parade and they all get dressed up in shiny costumes, the Bahamians that is, and they make like they make the instruments out of junk because it's all they had at the time at the time, back in the day, so they would make and they would like make all these

fun costumes. Don't. Yeah, So I went to a junk a New festival. That was one I was immersing myself in the Bahamian culture. Yes, you asked me about the adult side of life, about going to the cove pool and hanging out and gambling and smoking cigars. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, But I was trying to bring to you something else that Atlanta's offers, and that is the fact that they allow the local vendors to come in and sell their local goods. And wears. That's really nice

for arnt Walk And they have junk Ado festivals. What did you buy? I didn't buy anything? Why not because you didn't buy buy a conk conk something apparently? Well know, I didn't buy conco because because I did a carry on and I didn't want to break in my luggage and scary you should have. I mean, so, now what did you dance a little bit where you grow with Robin? I don't know how to dance the junk anoe it like you know, you gotta cancel it. I don't know.

They're very fast and they played trumpets and horns and all kinds of stuff like this. Anyway, they have a junk of new parade. Go see it sometime. I can't wait. That sounds like a lot. Was my weekend? Well, I I gotta be honest, I think you had a really great weekend. I mean the weather over here was not It did not cooperate here in the New York City Tristate area. We made the best of it, and we I we we did a little barbecues, went to my uncle's.

We went swimming Uncle Ted's. He's got his pool opened. Temperatures up to ninety adventure. Oh my god, it was so great. That's that's a good movie and excellent venture. Excellent, excellent. Ok So talk well, first of all, let me just tell you about my right home. Oh what happened? Oh I um, well, well, you know it's a two and a half hour flight, right, it's about two and a half hour. But what'd you fly on? Jeff Blue, I flew United the way there and then dealta the way back.

On the way back. Shout out to the in flight crew for keeping it together. Um, we had to take a diversion into into Jacksonville. Uh, really serious moment, Like just like as the plane as we started going up, as we get into the mid air, just as you know, just that cruising altitude, all of a sudden, um, like a five year old girl, um has shortness of breath, couldn't breathe and was lifeless. Way So a doctor sprang up out of nowhere. It looked like something out of

the movies, and he goes, I'm a doctor. He later out across the chairs and they tried to a sustain her. They brought out the oxygen tank. It was really serious, but the inflight crew held it together. You could see how well trained they are in emergencies, because I was observing what was going on, and they literally had to you know, they got her back. Luckily she was um, I guess you would call it okay stable and then yeah, well well they diverted the plane into Jacksonville to let

the family off. Were you like, I mean, you had to be scared, you had to be able cares. Oh I thought, I thought, I thought this girl was dead. Oh my god, I thought I I really thought she had passed. What does the pilot say, you know that? What did he say? You're taken that the pilot say? How does he make an announcement? Well, everyone saw what was going on with the In fact, they had to inform. They had to make a call to the cockpit and tell them this was going on. Thank you for you

know what was DXT. Will you cut that out? I'm just saying, his four year old girl almost lost your life and your plane drops. I'm not listen. I am so there you kidding me. I've got daughters myself. He's an emergency, That's what I are happening though. So we went to Jacksonville Airport, we landed, and I got home three hours three hours after. But at least the girl was okay, that was correct. No one complained. Nobody complained, Okay, it was It was a a t Did you have?

Is that the flight recorder right there? Is that the little black box? Is that the black box tea? Yeah? But ladies, just remember, lady and gentlemen, if we did give great tea sound effects box that right there would be what it would sound like every five seconds you need to be interrupting every word? Did I say, all right, listen, let's get our song going on when we come back. We've got something new today. Yeah, Well, this is gonna

be a lot of fun. First this is let's take us back to bottle rock in Napa Valley, the concert weekend that would happen with Memorial Day weekend where food fighters were trying to close out there said they pulled the court on him. They said, you know what, this is Napa Valley. We're stobbish about our wine, is slowish about our contests and our concerts. How do you shut off the food fighter? They all plugged them, they all unlocked up. But you know what, Dave Brown, give him

a lot of credit. They've rocked out. They continbute on even after being unplugged. Wait, it is here for you, Zoe. I'll throw myself into the bloom out of the red out of the say calm down and waste away with me. So you wanted it to me? Oh my god, when I figured you never never and never good kay as you go is not the saper and not said she said Old Fighters in their show, that's my favorite food Fighters song at all time. It's a great song. How

do you turn them off? Here's no way. They were in the middle of performing that at the Bottle Rock and Food Fighters are are now. You know, they're one of the most iconic bands that are still out there right now. They're legendary. You don't go turn them all you the idiots who were running the festival didn't have any knowledge or concept that that was like probably their biggest hit ever. And then they were gonna unplug them because it you know what, it turned midnight or something.

We gotta shut them off. But yeah, you don't do that to the food Shout out to Dave Growl and everybody, because they freaking continued on like that. All right, So we got a new bid here planned for the Affair show alright, so youugs and toddlers listen up. Here's the deal. I think when we do the Affair Show, there's so much that happens over the weekends. Let's get everybody caught up. But let's put an all fair show twist to it. So we're gonna call this the news round out. That

a problem with that? What's the matter? Well, first of all, you've you've used the word news and about five different bits that we've done. You've done news you can use. We've done that before we have, and we've done what you've you've served up the word news. You know what. Leave it to the all fair heads who memorize every episode of this damn podcast that they know that you've done this slicedtuff different ways. So this is nothing original. This is just the same fucking stuff. You want to

call it whatever you want. Don't try and pass it off as something new. It happened this weekend. We call it used news, used news, yeah from the weekend. No, because this is a used bit, the weekend weekend news used used. Now you've called this the news review, the news review everybody's and now you're calling it the news round out. All news is good news with Gary News. Oh my god, the Great Space Coaster. Remember that? All news is good news with Gary News. Oh my god,

you're bringing me back. Remember remember them on that show they had speed reader, Yes, speed reader right, don't come on. He was the head band that he would jog in place and he would read really fast. What does he say, good news is Gary News? I don't have the Great Space News? Is good news with Gary? G news? Was the Gary News? Yes? It was the Great Space Coaster again on board on the Great Space Coaster something like that. Anyway, Gary canows, can we move on pages? Why do you

have twelve pages today? Let me tell you, ladies and gentlemen, this is great tea. It's like all or nothing with this guy, because this motherfucker. Some days he just skates out of here early. Other days he's in a mood. I'm not tonight. Today you crank out twelve pages of content and and then you don't do a podcast for the next five days. I mean, you want to sit here for two hours, look at look at all this stuff on? Where's what I'm trying to find? Garret new

sound effects? Just type in space Great Space Coaster, Space Coaster. That's a great space coaster. Hey, maybe wall freaking help us out here. I'm not doing's our first story, alright, So just just with a great space. So over the weekend it was Momortal Day. Weekend is the unofficial official start to summer since always brings out the biggest move these of the blockbuster summer season. So number one of the box office was Pirate of the Caribbean, five Dead Mail,

Dead Men, Tell No Tales. I saw it over the weekend. I thought it was great, but it six or two million dollars. Number two is Gardens the Galaxy. Number three bay Watch. Dude, the Rock could not pull it out and make it the number one movie, even with uh, what's his face was in it? And what's his name? With the Rock and I'm trying to complete blank zac Efron, even with heart throb zach Efron, they could not make

Brave bay Watch number one. He's no Will Smith. He's like the king of the box office on a Memorial Day weekend. Right, what was the biggest Memorial Day weekend blockbusters? Can you think of? Now that I'm thinking about it, It It wouldn't gimme Smith. I think he's more of like a fourth of July, Guy Off, fourth of July. Remember that one. So, Kimmy, what do you think? What do you think? If I asked you right now? It was one of the top movies of a Memorial Day weekend blockbuster.

It gonna be one of the fast in the future, Fast and Furious, you know, one after um, the one after what's his face died? Oh my god, I got his name and ready? Well, you know what that's that's a great answer. That's a great answer. So you're here. You know what. I did a little research for us your top five Memorial Day weekend openings. Okay, Number five was an X Men Days of Future Past. Here's yours, A Fast and Furious six. Uh that is came out

two hundred seventeen million x men. The last stand was number three, Number two Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of Crystal Skull. And the number one biggest Memorial Day weekend opening. You know what it is two thousand seven. It was The Pirates of the Caribbean at World's End. It brought in a hundred and thirty nine million dollars. Damn, I'm telling you, Johnny Depp, he knows his stuff, man, Johnny Depp a great, great, great actor. What do you think

it's the greatest character Johnny Depp ever played? Nice Jones clapping, that's a great you just you never asked a question? Are you kidding me? Yes? I do a lot of questions, like why am I here? All fairheads? You guys got a lot of homework tonight, man, are you We should keep all these homework assigns with you? All fairheads either piling up? It is right now, and we gotta ask them what they think is the best character Johnny Depp has ever played. That's your question? All right, let's see

you're Jones asked the question. I know mine, I know my two favorite all right, sorry, all right, here we go. I'm gonna say one of my favorites is gonna be Donnie Brasco when he played Joe Pistone. That's one of my favorites. And I'm gonna say, I mean what, I'm not Jack Sparrow from Pirates at the Caabby, I mean, you got you call me Wax Sparrow, you know, I listen. Not that's not my favorite, by the way, Okay, I was gonna say that one, but it just came out,

and so that's why I held off. I didn't say it was Jack Sparrow, but I mean, you've got you've gotta obviously mentioned Jack Sparrow. I mean, Johnny Depp is my favorite. Daha, give me yours was tied between Edward scissor Hands. Obviously. I didn't even think about that one going back in the day and Willie Wonka, oh because because Gene Wilder was a great Willy Wonka. But I do think that Johnny Depp did him justice that character.

I agreed, Johnny Depp is an awesome actor, awesome actor, And you're right, And you know, now that I think about it, you're right. So what about Wait, what about when he played Sweeney Todd? Dude, he was fantastic when he was Sweeney Todd. You know I didn't see that film. Oh dude, you gotta go see Sweeney Todd. It was a great one. Do you know what? There you go off their heads, youngs and Toddlers. Who do you think was the best character Johnny Depp has ever played? There's

another homework assignment. How about when he was Sam from Benny and June. Uh See, the girls are gonna say it's a classic. The girls love that one. They love it, Crane, come on, the list goes on, all right. He also played the man Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. Dude, Oh my god, I totally forgot about that. He was phenomenal in there. All right, all right, you gotta help us out.

Give me news headline number two. News headline number two Tiger Woods busted and nod got a d d u I in Florida not a d w I du wants a difference while driving while intoxicated or driving under the influence. That's different under the influence of what that's exactly. It could be like you're smoking pot and you're driving under the influence, not driving while intoxication. D w I R d w I, because du y you can leave on your own recognizance. But d w Y, you're trying your

own recognianceance. You almost pronounce that word. I did get it right, recognizance. Oh do you hear that? Would you do? I'm traffing all over and disgusting if that smells Hey, listen, I'm just telling you. I think lambs like tish. You think Tiger Woods has hit rock bottom yet? Yeah? Well, you know my we should call Froggy, Dude, Frogg is a huge Tiger Woods fan. He's gonna be I wish we can get him. I want to call him, called Froggy, my buddy Will on the phone and he's going to

do a counterpoint on this. Yeah, I agree, I'm with him. I'm not a fan. You Frog on the phone and find out. Let's see, it's so funny. You have a you have twelve pages of a script of things to talk about, and we haven't barely done one thing. All fair heads, we want to know what you think. Drop us a line the Tiger Woods his hit rock bottom yet or not? Why? Why bother making an outline? If this is what we're gonna do? What do you mean? What we're gonna do? We gotta do we even order

to everything. There's no order here. We know we're gonna call Froggy. I mean, well, let's go. Where's what's he doing right now? Golfing? Probably? Are you kidding me? Frog's not answering phone, super golfer? What's doing? Come on? Frog at the tone? Please record your message. When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options. Hey, Frog, it's great, t and scary. We're hosting the off air show. Right now, we got a question, Saphor,

you you think Tiger wants to hit rock bottom? Yes or no? Dial calls back there you go, all right, I think this doesn't I think he's hit rock bottom. But it's interesting to say, what do you tell? Okay, I'm just gonna tell you what. My buddy, my buddy Will, has an interesting perspective. He he claims he thinks that he was probably part of that crackdown of all that illegal stuff that they alleged. All this is alleged. This

is my buddies. He does his conspiracy theory, and he said he thinks that that once that that he started, they started cracking down all of a sudden, that's when he got quote injured anymore. A lot of injuries happened

after all that. He got injured a lot. So my buddy Will thinks that he was making these injuries up because he didn't want to actually come to the plate and actually continue to play golf, and then he'd be exposed because he wasn't no longer, he was no longer on the juice and at the back all those awards. S I told him. I told my buddy Will, who believes this, that he's cracked out. I said, dude, you're

fucking crazy. I said, I don't think that's the case, But how could you not do the research on I look at that. You're right think about you know, when you're on steroids, man, you're doing all kinds of crazy stuff. And at that time Tiger woods sleep when all these women he's having all these great games playing golf, these roys that he was on was making him better than he wasn't though, that's the thing though. But well, there's

none of this is proven. This is all hypothesis. Then they said, then they had the crackdown, right, and then he quote got hurt, and then he got caught when his wife caught him, and everything and everything called cheating, that's right, big caught cheating. No, it's called bing caught stealing. You idiot, Well, we can change the big cut cheating net. No net, Come on, big cut cheating, no being cut cheating, sparking.

And when if the ladies sticking that the turkey up her skirt and who was in a ham actually trying to walk out of the supermarket, they should ready saw big cluck cheating. It was actually a guy dressed in drag and he had a fake stomach and he was like putting all this grocery yea under his dress. That so great. Where's carry Carrol Incision? He's sweating Lollapaloosa. Of course he did in Chicago. Another iconic character who's around somewhere.

He's still in Chicago right now, right, yeah, right, was where he used to come back after school and watch MTV when he still played videos. It's so great, so great. So yeah, so my well, my feeling is is that Tiger Woods has not hit rock bottom yet and there's gonna be worse more fallout. Really Okay, So, speaking of sports and the news, got the news headline? Who's headline I got for you? Yeah? Talking sports? This is just talking about current events because it's like what's on my

phone everywhere I look. Give me your news headline for the weekend. What do you got? Bryce Harper, Washington Nationals slugger probably arguably one of the best players in Major League Baseball. Some would say Mike Trout is better than him. The argument is on I think Mike Trout is better than him because he's got better character than Bryce Harper, um and uh San Francisco Giants picture hunter strictly was on the mound. Yeah, he was allegedly through at Bryce Harper.

Oh come on, he threw right at I'm scary. How could you not see that? Because Bryce Harper burned him twice in the playoffs? Didn't he hit him? Didn't he take him yard twice? Yes? He did last year. Oh my god, I'm using sports joke. Last year twice sports jargon. Here two home runs off of him in the playoffs. So this is uh hunter's way of head hunting. That's what happened. To hit him and ahead, but he went right for the leg. He hit him right into hip. Yeah,

what fastball? Bryce Harper? I don't know. I'm not a fan, not a fan of his. Why how could he not be a fan of Bryce Harper? Bryce Harper? Because he's a d bag. He acts like an asshole. It's one thing to be a great athlete and be the top of your game, which he shows some and show and show a little bit of little moxie. Yeah but but but Bryce doesn't do that. Bryce is a hot dogger. He gets angry at when when called third strikes, He argues with umpires, he breaks his bat, He throws ship

in the dugout. He's super aggressive. Sorry if you're a Nationals fan, but you know through Hunter strickling through the ball right at him. So yeah, so what did he do? He charged? Bryce charges the mound. You've seen it everywhere. He threw the ball at him, fastball. I hate Bryce Harper, But just because you hate him, that doesn't you know what a great example is. And I'm not a Yankee fan here, I no, David Brodie was talking about this with me earlier, were both talking. We're on the same

team on this. Derek Jeter is a great is a great example of an awesome athlete who's a class act. When you're at the top of your game and your lifetime three hundred hitter and you do what you can't you know, you know you've won all these awards you've gotten, you know whatever, all the all the records that he's in the movie Hall of Fame, he'll be there soon, all that stuff. Retire the number blah blah blah blah blah.

When you're that kind of like franchise player, right, Derek Jeter is the example that you should set much respect for number two. Give you that fan. I'm as biggeran that fan as they come. That's fine. That is an example of a class act. Chase Harper is not that he will never be that he can't hold Derek Jeter's job. It comes to that. Scary he got thrown as at the hand, Take the take the bean, give a dirty look, make a point, point the finger, and go to first base.

Take your base like, oh my gut, scary, don't charge the fucking mound. The ball was thrown right at him, a nine mile fastball right at him. You know what we should do? You know what? I don't know if it's tomorrow, I don't know when. I'm gonna bring a softball, not like a real hard softball softball, and I'm gonna make you stand in the corner and I'm gonna throw the ball right at your hip. And you tell me how angry you get now you make it it's in the sand. Is a way to handle these situations? And

how would be that? How would you handle take your base? You give a dirty look or two you make a point, you know, into him. Let let the guy be warned. Are you kidding me? What a nice little yung you? Are you kidding me? Okay, well, you're standing at the plate, the fastball comes in directly at you, and that thing. He shows the kind of character that Bryce Brice Harper is Hunter Strickling. Listen, his name is hunter. You find no fault in what he did. I do. He's a

punk too. They're both losers and that's what you get. You get a bench clearing brawl when you can put two of those guys together. All right, Okay, put hold on a second, a fair heads, more homework for you. Who's right? Who's wrong? Rice Harper or Strickland. We wanted out give me, give me. We're talking baseball, We're talking base falling. What do you tak base ball? What are you talking about? You gotta give me some talking baseball?

Or no, I'm not I'm not giving you that. I'm sorry, but anyway, all right, true, yeah, So I don't know what your feelings are on that. That's my feelings. And we can listen. We can open it up to the off fair heads and we can have them drop us a line and tweet us, or they can emails at the offair show. Who's got you know? I will say one thing that Brice Harper did, Oh my god, that

was good. What do you think that was he shined a light on baseball this weekend because that that's a sport that people are saying it's boring, is tired, it needs some life. Well, Bryce Harper just breathed some new life into it for all of us. So if there's one good thing that came out of the Bryce Harper Hunter strictly and fire, are you saying that more people are gonna start watching baseball because of the bet of the brawl? Well, it gave it national attendant attention, It

blew up Twitter. So you're saying that more people are gonna start to watch baseball because when they're gonna be waiting to see pictures throw baseballs at play, they're gonna see because they felt like it was for once it was excitement. What kind of Once it was a headline, a national headline, but once it was right in front of their face on their phones, you couldn't get away from it. What kind of world are we living in? And that this is what I'm saying. It's the right thing.

I'm just telling you, it's a thing. So yeah, if you're the next one, that's the silver lining, The next one, another one, another one. We the best music, all right, listen. NBA Finals the State and they kick off this Thursday. You got the Calves and you got the Golden State Warriors. Last year, I lost the beat and I had clean toilets, and you and ball Free hung out and listen and watched me do it. So we're back at it, and we place in a bet or we not placing the bet?

Not placing a bet? Why not? What do you want to bet? You gotta take you the Golden State or you're gonna take the Cats? Take the Cats? Why you took the Cavs last year? Yeah, so what makes you think that I will want to take them again? And I'll tell you what. We have it till Thursday. All fair heads, if you can come up with a really cool bet for us, we'll do it all right? Maybe,

like you know what we can do? Remember we told Joe Gatto from The Impractical Jokers his name is Ghatto, but Joe Gado that we should Why don't we do this? Why don't we let the Impractical Jokers think of a bet for us? Can we call Joe Gado because they're gonna come up with some really badass ship and so what no stuff that's embarrassing. Let's put it at Joe Gado. They're on a whole other level, dude. That's why they get paid when they get paid to do a TV show.

You know what. I'm gonna text Joe Gatto later on today. Yes, Yes, and I have a challenge. No, I'm not. I'm not shaving off a fucking eyebrows. You can take the know, you can take the calves. I'll take Golden State, and we'll see what happened to. Whatever Joe Gaddo and the rest of the practical jokers come up with for punishment, for punishment, we we're gonna have to do it whatever.

I'm not gonna say. I'm not gonna even make the promise because it's just gonna be an empty one, because no one's not to fill anything that those dudes say. Come on, I've seen some of the stuff they come up with. Step up and be a man, Step up and be a man. Would ship their their mothers off to fucking listen to an island. All right, We're doing it. I'm on a raft. I am texting Joe Gaddo lady today and I'm gonna tell him to come up with something and we will get back to us. That's what

we're doing what's use what else is going on? So very cool. This is a cool idea. Listen this So Steven van Zand, who is one of the guitarists for the Bruce Springsteen band, right, he's been there for everyone, Bruce Street Band, E Street Band. So Steve van Zand, he is doing a concert of his own over the weekend. The crowd is there, they're all into it. Obviously they're there because, of course Steve van Zand is part of the Bruce band. Right, I'd be there just because he

was on Sopranos. Okay, good point, by the way, Steve even Stephen van Zand, he was. He was one of my favorites on the Sopranos. He was. He was. He was like one of Tony's right hand man. And you know what, he never did die, all right, you know, all the other guys got whacked. He lived. Point taken. I didn't think about it. But all of a sudden, as the crowd is sitting there, Stephen van Zande starts to start to talk, tell a little story, and in the background the crowd hears this and all are you

kidding me? And all of a sudden, out onto the stage walks the legendary Bruce springste and New Joses. He's not not my legend, he might be your legend. Come on, my question is that hate Bruce Springsteen across the Ford. He has a legend, He's a legend. I respect that leg I don't respect Bryce Harper, but I respect Bruce Springsteen's accomplished and he's a humble man. He comes from a book. All the family will come on South Jersey, get it, listen. But I don't like his music and

never write to that like his music. I never liked his music. I'll never go to concerts you kiss because you're from New York. You're from New York. I'm not going to New York. Oh my god, you gotta hate Bruce Springsteen music, Faith, that's mon Jovi and Billy Joel. Those are my people. All right. Here's my question to the off their heads. Here's my question to you, Scary Jones. I put it out there to you. Have you ever been somewhere at another event where you had a surprise

show up and perform on stage? Were you biggest surprise you ever had? I was a comedy seller watching a night of regular comics go by on a Saturday night. Yes, and who comes in late night to do a set Chris Rock. I was there with you. I was there with you. Yes, that was a great night. You're rison? Was that like totally unexpected? He was trying to test out new material. And a lot of comics do this. Jerry Seinfeld does it all the time. Um, what's her name?

Garoffalo has done it? Um and uh, oh my god, who am I thinking of? I'm missing Amy Schumer. They all do it whenever they want to get the vibe off of new material before they go wide release on a new special on HBO, or go to Carnegie Hall and they'll go do a big tour. They'll go to We're All Started for them and a dirty dingy basement comedy club in New York or l A. So Greg T and I were there just seeing just a regular night of comedy. There were no major headliners than anybody

has really heard of. I remember the MC coming up on stage. It's always people like David Tell, no, no offensive David Tell, but like you know, it's always like, hey, you might have seen him on but this wasn't like remember just saying, ladies and gentlemen, this is a surprise to us. All. Yeah, yeah, because what happens is Chris Rock then shows up to the back door in the kitchen and he's like, hey, I want to go on. You gotta slot for me, and yeah, go on five minutes,

you'll go on next. Remember when he just I think just came out MC that comes on between acts and says, all right, ladies, gentlemen, Uh, this is a surprise Chris Rock. I'll never forget seeing him have a notebook of paper right next to him and he was just you know, scratching off like titles of these bits and he's like, let's see, you're gonna trying that one ran and then he was he wasn't he was all he was doing. It was almost like a sound check. Yeah, it was

really cool to see him do that. And then like basically unscheduled, no one was paying to see him, Nope. And then based on how the crowd you know, you know, responded to it, he was like, all right, you know that's no good. That was good. And then he literally was just practicing out bits. Great one he was. He was practicing his routines and snap. So yeah, so that definitely was a fun one and here's one that I've only seen on video, and I had a friend who

was there when it happened. But I can't believe that even all the YouTube concert tube into you never seen some kind of a big celebrity come out on stage with Bono. Now I'm going in the other direction. I'm talking about the completely unexpected, like Chris Rock Okay, okay, um videos on YouTube could google this. A couple of years ago, there was a cover band playing an LBI

down the Jersey Shore Long Beach Challenge. Oh, I know where you're going with this, and they, you know, a cover band known for playing the hits of all the rock artists you know, from the seventies to whatever. You better have something ready to go, because if you're gonna go into this story, I think you are, you better have something ready. Yeah, Okay, go ahead. So all of a sudden, as the band is on stagands on stage and they're doing their song they they the band starts

going into yeah. Could you imagine the band starts playing Living on a Prayer by bon Jovi and then out of nowhere, with the halfway through the song, Jon bon Jovia emerges from the back of the fucking room because let me tell you how it's done and perform. I believe it was this song with the cover band. Oh my god, can you imagine being the cover band unexpectedly, not even knowing, John bon Jovi was in the house performing a song and then playing the long side of

him naps, God, every one of them. You know. He's he's seeing the viral video with John bon Jovi. He's at a wedding and the wedding singer is crucifying this song and John just gets up and goes, give me a mind, and then he starts singing. He's in a suit tie, he's at a wedding. He's in like this big jigantic trium and he gets up on stage and he sings the song the way. Guys gotta wet Google

those moments. Google John bon Jovis Surprise, Long Beach Island, Jersey Short performing what we Yeah get different him than make it on that got it? If you don't what everybody's saying there here now we'll get yeah all you. I think the name of the venue was Joe Pops. Joe Pops. Google that. You gotta see this video of John bon Jovi just jumping on stage with a cover band in the middle of a crowded and it actually was like a Wednesday at Thursday night. Well there you go,

off fairheads. If you can recall a time where you were somewhere were the greatest surprise happened in front of you, just like that, drop us on an email at deal offair show. Drop off fair show at email dot com. It's offair show at gmail dot com. Off fair show you you're delirious. Correct the affair show at gmail dot com. Or you can always tweet us at the off air show. All right, give me another news headline, news headlines. I already have Stormwatch left, Oh my god, storm Watch all right?

Well you know, speaking of Stormwatch, it happened in London over the weekend. It was the London's Comic Con, the real life luferig No, the Hulk and Sam Jones. You gotta see this video. It's so great. So Sam Jones, who played the part of the Flash Flash Gordon from back in the day Flash, Uh, save your universe. They literally get into it together. This is it this? How do you pull this off? Because it's my queen? You idiot a dude with classic classic Alright, So there's a

video of lu Furignos. He's standing over Sam Jones and he tells them. He tells Sam Jones, he goes, you're really down out of my state and you're pushing my buttons and tell us why. So evidently there was supposed to be this autograph signage. So so the Hulk was supposed to go first and do his autographs signing, and then Sam Jones. But Sam Jones was like, I can't stay very long, so he maneuvered himself into the seat first, and lu Farigno was like, I'm the Hulk, I go first,

you like when I'm angry. So my question is if you could agin a real life clash the Titans, who would be the greatest clash the Titans that you could think of? Superman verse Batman. That's that's the one, that's the iconic one. Absolutely, that's so great. I mean, like a Spider Man versus flash Boarden the hope for Spider Man. I mean, there's so many What about Wolverine versus Hawkeye? You can you can do, you can bring it, you can bring Iron Man into it. I mean there's so

many into it. Clastic was there, Plastic Man, Plaistic Man my favorite cartoon. Oh my god, well listen off their heads again. Another homework assignment. Who do you think would be the greatest clash of the Titans, If there ever was gonna be one, who would it be? Let us know about bugs Bunny and Donald Duck? Is that right? That's great one? Give me a new sideline scare. Come on, I don't have any more. You gotta have one? Oh yeah, Gregg Almand died? What dude, why do you get with

this song? I'm you know, Jessica does the Allman Brothers Allman died. We did lose a good one, guys. He was not a part of my deadpool? Was he on your deadpool? No? No? And hey wall freakuencly on yours? And now now you gotta here in mine? Oh sorry, all right? So none of us had him in the dead poll? Preaker an old Jewish grandma who knows nobody had him in the deadpool. I can't believe it. No, you know, I'm not All Brothers fan. You don't like the song, Melissa, I'll come out. I don't like any

of this stuff. Listen. I respect much again, I respect the Allman Brothers, do not respect Bryce Harper Oh my god, we'll listen. This song is so frustrating to me. This is my one big, hated, most hated song all Brothers ever did. And the reason why this song is called Jessica. So with a song called Jessica, there should be some some lyrics. There's no lyrics this song about Jessica. So this song is called Jessica and it pisses me off. Which Jessica is in bad who knows they're not Jessica Tandy.

I don't know what he's saying is about Jessica rabbit. I want to know. I have no idea what Jessica Jessica han But anyway, we did say Jessica Beal, Jennifer Beale, you know what off their heads? Who's the hottest Jessica? You know, hottest Jessica. Another homework assignment for the off fair of fans. Oh my god, pick your homework assignment. I'm gonna have to go with Jessica rabbit. Jesca rabbit. That is great, hot cartoon for him. All right, here

here's cartoon character. Would you like to do critique? Go? I don't know, I I need I need uh. Jessica Alba, she's not a cartoon Chara, She's Still Hot Though a cover song Jessica Tandy. Guy. All right, looking, all right, we're roost there. We have two more stories to go. You guys ready, Netflix? You know it comes out tonight. What House of Cards? Don't even tell me? Spey lost me? Don't even tell me you've never seen one? Seas disappointing our offair head. What do you watch a Netflix? Bro?

I don't have you. I don't even have a Netflix subscription? What no? What no? Are you? You don't watch Netflix? I mean I've seen people's Netflix in occasionally on people's passwords on their account, but I don't have my own because I don't watch it enough. I don't watch enough TV. That's like telling me that you don't have Twitter or face? Are you kidding me? How do you not have Netflix? Because it's TV overload? Then? What do you watch on TV? I mean I watched I I DV. You are some

ship you know, like what number one SNL? Come on Park Family Family guy? What those things are old? Are you kidding? They have new episodes? You kidding me? You don't watch anything on Netflix? Don't have an account? I feel the ground rumbling under my legs. Right now we are about the Cave, the Walking Day and all that crap. What else, dude? Are you dexter? I never saw a bad not I can name them all. You know what

they were all about. But I've never taken time because I don't have time in my life, have time to do this podcast? Are you hearing what I'm hearing? Do you hear what I hear? Scary? Play that Christmas song? No? Do not? Do not? It's tune. Do not If you play Christmas song, I'm gonna hit you. Do not know I'm gonna play it. Do not? Do you hear what I hear? The top five most listen I'm gonna play the Carpenteres version, Oh my god, the top oh my, the top five most watch Netflix TV shows right now.

Masters of None he's number five right now. That's with Z's Amsari. Shut this off. Now, I've seen a seasons to stand up. He's hilarious. He's in a show called Masters of None. It's so good. Second season Stranger Things comes at number four. I know I heard about it and never saw it. Bow Jack Horseman third season is number three. Kid give two ships, unproject this off? Shut it off? You're driving me for kid nuts with this crap. Unbreakable.

It's unbreakable, Kenny Schmidt. You ever seen that one? No, No, nbreakable Jimmy Schmidt. Kimmy, Who's Jimmy Schmidt? Wasn't he? The character on you don't even watch Netflix? The character I feel like I'm talking to my mother. My mother watches Netflix Breakable Jimmy Schmidt. My mother, who's seventy years old, watches Netflix. And the number one most watched TV show on Netflix right now currently is Orange is the New Black?

And Ye and Girls and all that other stuff right now number season five New Black is about the lesbians in prison? Right, they're not lesbians? What's wrong with the emmitt in prison? Yes, they're women in prison? I thought there, Oh my god, I know nothing about it. I do know some of the people in this We've got a problem. Calling for your support. Help me out. What are you watching on Netflix? Off fairheads? Get in touch with us,

off their heads? If you don't, If you're like me and you don't even have a Netflix account or who account? Who do you think doesn't have a NETFLI I off listen. We'll see you tomorrow. Wait, we got one new swords, one story left. I'm not doing do it over the song? You need one more song? You better get one more song. I need one more song. Get this off. This is this is disgusting. It's June. You're playing me? Do you and I you? It could be December when somebody's catching

up on their podcasts. You never know when somebody's listening to episode number one thirty eight of The Off Fair Show. All right, last story? Ready? Who's off fair he Show? Listen off fair Heads? You drive me nuts. It happened in history today in nineteen sixty three. Oh what a night? What a night? Now lay this out. We're back in sixty three. What is the song? That is not the song? Hold on? Let me get that song. No, do not. You just said it happened in nineties. The story one

hold on a second? Off their Heads. We gotta listen to the song Wax Sparrows Gone Crazy. The name of the story is the name of the song is December nineteen three? Or what a night? Oh my god? In the four seasons we need wal freaking here. Now read what you just said to me. Oh listen, listen, let this up. Back in sixty No didn't you just say it happened in Deceper sixty three, and I said, what happened today in nineteen sixty three? What happened today? In

nineteen Leslie Gore. She performed It's My Party on American Bandstand, a little music tribute for you today. You know the song It's My Party, Yeah, give it to me. This one we did. We did a show like American Bandstand us what we Need. This song went to number one for eleven weeks. She played this on American band Stand with Dick Clark, Ladies and gentlemen. This concludes another broadcast on the Off Air show. Okay Now tomorrow, We're we're

gonna do a very serious podcast. We're gonna flip the switch. Yes we are. We're gonna do and all who's We've been telling you guys that we this podcast. We don't know what the future of it is gonna be. We don't. We're gonna we might have another collaborative effort coming up. We're lucky we got through today's Off fair show. But I'm gonna try something there with bad Freak, maybe something else, Maybe boll freaking get his head out of his ask. Maybe he can be a part of the show. We're

gonna we might add new cast members. We're also gonna break the podcast apart. Potentially, maybe we can crack the keyboard off a ball Frey's head. I might do something with share for share Nose, but please something be my guest, roll up the red carpet for that one. And we're gonna, we're gonna, We're gonna, We're gonna try other things. But we don't know what we're gonna do. We want to change the logo, we want to change the name. We don't know what we're gonna do, but I say we

play ballfork up against the walls or tomatoes Adam. But tomorrow we're gonna try something completely different. We're gonna do like a public service for everybody. We're gonna have our friends in the New Jersey Sharing Network as we are, and it's not gonna be your typical podcast, but we will give you episode one tomorrow. Correct Correct This coming Sunday, I'm hosting another one of their events. It's another five k run walk for the New Jersey Sharing Network. Check

them out n J Sharing Network dot org. And tomorrow, like you said, we'll have somebody out, say Jack Loo