#136: Greg T "The Jersey Kid" Returns

the Germans they love us. Who doesn't love Brooklyn. Second of all, there are massive military bases around the world where are fighting men and women are out there, you know,

defending us. And listening to the Brooklyn Boys. You think inc that people are are flying halfway around the world doing things important things like protecting our country and whatever they're doing, and live there and they write and and and and and we are a priority, Like you know what, I gotta go, I gotta know, I gotta hear what's

going on with those Brooklyn Boys? All right? But don't you think if that's your life, if your life here was listening to the Elvis Show or The Brooklyn Boys, or or watching TV, you know, some show you like you're gonna continue doing it there. It's a bit of America, it's a bit of home. And who sounds more who sounds more like America than us? Well, let me rephrase that, like more like Brooklyn and some parts of New York than us. Don't sound like America, we don't. We know

we don't sound like Marca. That we don't. I sound like we sound like Merca. Now I don't think that's the case. We sound like Brooklyn. I know some people would say that we don't sound like Brooklyn. That we know there are people from Brooklyn. I don't think we sound like Brooklyn because we've toned down the accent and some and I never really had the Brooklyn accent like this, but it's there. If I get mad, I sound, you know, we sound like Brooklyn to people from you know, Oklahoma. Wait,

we do not sound like we're from Oklahoma. No, I said, we sound like we're from Brooklyn to p from Oklahoma, Yo. Yeah, yeah we we we won't sound like their region. I was remember when I was I was a kid, I was probably eleven years old, and we were in Yosemite National Park, which is northern California, if you don't know, now you know. And the waiter came over to the table and I said, excuse me, can I get a

glass of water? And he said, we're in New YORKI from so because because of the way I said water, we dropped the right. He knew right away I was from New York and I saw you from New York. Nope, I just get a lot of New Yorkers here. I keep getting this out this my phone. I'm sorry, sorry, Bertie. My phone keeps ringing. Here, myself keeps ringing. I'm like, it's so popular. Hello, Yeah, who's this? It's great? You son of them? Who is this? It's what's up? Get

the jingle? Get the jingle? Why are you coming up? Why are you coming up? Unavailable? What are you talking about? I called you a half hour ago. I called you, and now you do you already called me back? You call me now? Oh well, I'm recording the Brooklyn Boys podcast with Brody. Did you not know? Man? Again? You're you're on the Brooklyn Boys podcast. Now feel free to curse the way the Brooklyn Boys and the Jersey Kid. What's up there? Brody? Listen to you by us turning

you down? For the podcast you did okay with your own morning show. Yeah, that is true, but I'm still looking for a fun I still would. Yeah, we can't afford you now your big time. I'm working for free. I'll work for free. Uh yeah, Now, Scary, we should probably get him on our show because he's got his own morning show. How to promote us? Yeah, you know we could play We could play excerpts from the Brooklyn Boys and the Jersey Kid podcast every morning on your

radio station. I would like to hear. Yeah, I would help out. Well, right here, this segment you can play Monday morning. Hi, Carolina, you should play this for the good folks over at your morning show to remind them of the morning show you used to be on down the Hall, which is still on the air. I would only do it only if I was a real part, if it was boys, and I'd like to let everybody know.

Well while I have you here, But by the way, what I wanted to talk to you about an hour ago, Um was about either one of you bought me a steak dinner when you went out there to night. That's you're kind of plays not because Scary told me, it's exactly my kind of place him. I said it was right up his alley. No, it's like very cool and sheet and trendy and like it's sixty friends. They don't serve Soto without I you're gonna play hold on who is more cool and chic and trendy than me? Please?

You know you still you still wear square toad shoes. Who are you talking to? Yeah? I don't know. It's just that it's not your kind of place, man, It's not I thought. I really thought. I'm like, you know, Brody loves this kind of food, so I immediately I immediately thought it would be for him. Why don't you think that it's his kind of place? Bacon, grease, fries and delicious. No, no, it's not like that at least just go to any steakhouse yet if you want. This

is not that kind. This is like an upscale, like you know, very good steak like think you're not gonna get anywhere else, like completely different and it's extensive. Women, What do you think? What do you think that my fanciest steak is going to Sizzler shout out Sizzler Buffet. But dude, I go to real steak houses. What are you talking about? I think you like how that steak count just to stop that, you know, they trendy music.

I had no idea that Greg t was one of the elite who hangs out with the one percent at the biggest steakhouses. Well, dude, you hang out with your wife and kids. What are you talking? I will say I wish I will say this, I will say this. Okay, Um, the guys, Brodie, you know, Oh, you're one of the guys that I'm not. Okay. Here's the thing, Brodie, and and I think I understand what he is trying to Listen. It's definitely your style of food. They definitely have a

lot of steak. They have mac and cheese, they have those things that you love, cramp, it's like homemade, like steakhouse. Are you kidding me? You don't think I go to steakhouses? What world? You know? But hold on, here's why. Here's where I think that he's trying to draw the line. But you'll go to a steakhouse if E staying for it. It's like the guys that And there in lies the problem. Brodie.

The Brodie if you would have saw the Bill would have vomited everything else to you would up and you would have been like, Okay, I want to send all this food back on the floor that I just tells you about the time I went to Old Homestead and I spent fours on dinner. What are you talking about? No, this isn't like that. I'm telling you. This is more like a shred spot. It's like up scale shrink. You think.

I will say another thing, now, if you get if something if something comes out the wrong way, brody, you know how we are. You are about you know about having the order right if something comes out the wrong way. I feel like maybe they would toss your heads out of there right away because they have no patient. If it's such a good restaurant, If it's such a good restaurant, they'll get it right over years. That's a good point. But they're not. But you can't like say like, I

want soda with no white is there? Hold on? Is this chef gonna be offended if I order a diet coke without ice? What world are you living in about? This is not that kind of place. This is more like the first of all, you have trendy people. Trendy people have to put ice in this. No, it's not.

Here's the thing listen, this is a kind of place that that takes three months to get a reservation and now they've even they've turned the reservations even off because now you need to know like the owner of the staff to get in, because it's been that crazy to get in this place. It's called trendy. You gotta dress trendy and like you gotta like, you know, look like you got like like a muffles or something to maybe a tattoo, Like we gotta be cool like that. A

tattoo is trendy and classy. That's yeah, a tattoo is not classy. It's just no longer unclassy. But it's not like, oh, Mr, it's right this way, Mr, Mr T. You've got a tattoo on your arm. It's like MTV Reality TV trendy. Dude, you're a little fire hyden. You wear the same button down shirts no matter what the event is. What are you bad? No? I I walk around with like with confidence different. It's also b y. Oh as far as liquor goes so so he brings high end gin, Yeah,

I'll bring high and die. I'll bring high end diet coke without ice and it's perfect in a flesh. You gotta roll up like you can't roll up like your a mini van for valley curving. I'm sorry, hey, T, what kind of car do you drive? You got what the call? It's like, hold on, hold on, hold on, how scary? Hold on? I drive and dodge charge your RT with uh with uh with s s rims. What

are you driving? Then you have to kill you when you just can't pull up like that with a dirty you gotta pull up and shined up like dude, you know you're I will say that. Okay, T rolled up in not not a minivan last night. I'm like wow, and this car was sparkling the ballet guys Explorer. But it's like the high end Ford. It's like a limited affition. But like, yeah, let me say something. I'm not I'm not trying to show off, but my car, My car is clean, all right? If it's already in the garage

at work, what are you talking about? But it has to be for that day. You can't like to roll up, have to clean the girls. If girls show up with dirt on their fingernails, they won't get in. You know, you have to roll up and if you're picking somebody up like it's like you're going there even though you're married. You're really not like that's the kind of place. It is, like you gotta go there like you're rolling even though

you're not like that. You know. Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I'm I'm part of a very successful podcast. They know who. No, it's not you can't it's not like that. You have to be even better than the podcast. You have to be this. I can say something that you can't say. T I'm a member of the world famous Elvis Duran nationally syndicated morning show. Right, but I'm a walking let you from the show? Why read?

I read getting shaped like clean? Let's take something. I'm always gonna be branded that this is you, this is who. You're the guy who used to play for the Yankees and got traded to the Tampa Bay Rays and you're still in the Yankee jersey. Come on, yeah, but it's like that you know that that guy whenever they come back to fans they flopped to the stadium just to

see him and like stand at the plod. Right, It's like when Ron James came back, came back to Cleveland and then he was with at Miami and Cleveland went crazy for him. That's what it's like for me. You know, it reminds me. It reminds me of a story my daughter told me today. We were talking about the show Wizards of Waverley Place with Selena Gomez. Right, yeah, Now do you remember her brother on the show. No, exactly my point. He's done nothing since that show. It doesn't

matter he was on Wizards of Waverly Place. He's not getting into a steakhouse. You are that you used to be on Wizards. God, that's not at all. My name is still out there. Like everybody knows the show's popular still, you know, absolutely it is, and you know its credit to tease credit. If I may jump in here, I will say this. Everybody was like, oh my god, great tea, Scary Jones, Oh my god. It was so you know, you kind of never lose that, you kind of it's

with you. When I get out of the car, all of a sudden, like this one table of dude was like and then all of a sudden, all the girls were like, oh my god, I take a pict with you, and like it was like that, and then like the owner comes out and then he doesn't don't to do that brow handshake, Like you don't how to do the hands? How do you do the wh I missed that part? How do you do the bro handshake? You know that, dude, like the handshake cross arms? You know, right? Are you

doing the bro handshake now during a pandemic? Yeah? Of course. Wow. You know it's kind of funny that you're calling me because the reason why can I ask him one more question? Yeah? Yeah, I know. I know for a fact that that t has a lot of fans. You are a legend in New York and I'm still a fan of I'm still a fan of yours. But did all these people that recognize you ask you whatever happened? Like whatever happening? Yeah, they all know they wanted there, like so, like how's

your new shows? And like we we we we missed you whatever. I mean, it's all that kind of stuff, you know. Yeah, No, I don't. I don't blame him. Listen, we miss you on the show. You know that I miss you right too. I'm not kidding. There's plenty of times where we would you think about being with being there with you guys, I'm not even kidding. You mean we miss you can't come back, but we do miss you. He talked about that left night at a matter of fact.

A matter of fact, the question was brought up, like would you ever ever ever go back? And I said, you know what you're still is a little ceace to me that would say, you know what's going back and do have fun again? Like that, I'm telling you I do miss you. Guys, So I put you have another job on now right now. No, he didn't say that. Don't put words I love my show. I'm I'm job joking when I'm joking, you know I love you and

the show you do. Yeah, no, I love the show screed, But there's still is a little tiny piece for me that like says, you know, go back and still in the half of the time, and you're like, there's a little piece I I haven't. I haven't fully left that whole show. I still feel like a piece of it. And you okay, So let me ask you this. I'm

sorry interrupt you again. So the way you are now hosting your hosting your own show and racing the morning show, if you came back, if you came back to the Elvis Show, right, yeah, you would then miss hosting show no, no, because it was no because I see it's no because I I sol it's like to be the host, and now it will be almost easy for me and go back and be like, you know what I have, I don't have to worry about that anymore about hosting. Now I could be even walk to talking idiot again and

just have fun again. Like okay, that's different, you know what I'm saying. I would do that. You're like, you're like a guy that actually has now it's like after you have sex, it's like you can. You came like and once you get it out of your system, you're like, okay, so I'm good now. So we could if you can

go to sleep. So if you came back, if you came back to the Devistan show, and you took back your old desk which is still empty, are you telling me that you wouldn't sit back there with me going, God, what host my own show already? You'd be cool, You'd be like, you'd be chilled. Right. This time around, it would be different because this time around I already seen it, so I saw what it was like. So now I would just be like, man, I'm having at your time,

and it would be different. Now right, scary? Should we put in a good word for him to come back? I feel like the new he would be a pleasure to work with, and I could do it all over again, like I wouldn't I wouldn't mind, like you were stilly stunting and to get up already. He blew his wad. He had to let that, he had to let that anksort that energy out. It's not it's like it's like after it's like holding in a fart during a date and then then the date ends and you go bluck,

you know. So he's he just let out a big fart. So now he's ready because he's good. He's like he's relaxed now, you know. You know, it would be funny because we're all working from home. If he worked it still worked on on the Elvis Show, if he had to do every stunt from his house, like he'd have to be in his own living room picking up dollar bills with his ass and the kids. The kids, the kids are like, Dad, what are you doing? Well? That would be awesome. I would that. I'm saying that would

be yeah. All right, well I will listen. First of all, go back to the restaurant real quick. And then then we could do a bit called hug t and you just have strangers who may not have coronavirus hug you. That would be the I will do that. I'm not afraid. I will copitely host people. I will shake your hands on five everything. I would do it, the whole thing I would. I would want you to. Brody is owed. He claims he's owed a steak dinner and then get another.

Oh you still own me the dinner. People were saying, why isn't Brody there? And why is he not getting his steak dinner? Tonight would have been the perfect night on On greg ts Instagram page, they're saying that and mine and mine, Yeah, take a look at the comments on our page. It's a picture of you with some guy with long hair, and is that that's owner? That's Tommy the owner, Yeah, Tommy the owner and scary the three of you. People are saying, whis bro you want

a steak dinner? Yeah? Well, why don't you diner? Oh my god, don't you listen to this podcast? You know why you owe me a steak dinner? Why remember remember years ago, years ago, two thousand twelve, Brody did it, did a favor he went in. He went in, and he did as a huge a monetary of financial r right, I went into most Yeah, I remember that. That's right,

that's right, right. And I got you like, I don't know, five grand and you said scary and eight, We're gonna take you out to a great steak dinner to say thank you. Okay, you know what I gotta tell you. You're like really, you're like, I just didn't think you would. So let's do this. Me and you get together with Brody and we'll take him to outback. Yeah right, I'll go. Yeah, I'm not I'm not taking up to work to the Butcher Block. I'm not doing Yeah, that's right. No, no, no, no,

five thousand dollars you take me to Butcher Block. But you don't figure out you didn't. You didn't fit in in college. You stuck out like thumb, but you graduated. All right. Listening, listen, you know what he wants you to do. We should come up with the list of steak houses that it would be kosher for us to take you too. When you said you mean it in the literal sense, because he's Jewish or kosher meeting, okay or cool cool with Brody. I didn't even I just

threw the word. I didn't even think about it. I think that that means you you're saying that Brody's safe steakhouses, Brodie safe, not the fact that he's religious. He's not. Yeah, like what was that's a very good maybe even get some of those people in the audience. So he's you're saying he's more of a Patson Geno's kind of steak. I would like to go to Bobby Flay's steakhouse in Atlantic City. I would like to go there. Yeah, you can go there. Trendy place. I would like to go

to hold On. I would like to go to Old Homestead. Would yeah you go there? Yeah, by the way, but just block are none of those so far? Continue right, Yeah, Bobby Place is not a trendy place anymore. I'm not interesting trendy places. But I'll look up a list right now. The our audience is bored by this. Okay, you guys saw me a steak dinner. Let's just move, all right, But before we go, I just want to go before t goes the Jersey kid, I want to say. I

want to say this. The reason why you're even calling me back is because something I had to discuss with you off this podcast but really relates to the podcast because it's something that I talked about for the past three weeks, the fact that Brody refuses to invite me to his pool. So I was gonna tell you, well, because I'm not invited, he is, and he is not gonna understand because he already thinks that science as a hoax. Okay,

well move before you go further. So I was calling you back to tell you that I spoke with Robin and well, will be more than happy to come to your pool. Greg t Okay, Okay, Saturday will not be good, but Sunday can come over. Okay, it's a deal. But that's my point. See, see Brody, maybe maybe these are my true friends. Yeah, and he's welcome in my house once does pandemics over. Absolutely he doesn't. Brodi doesn't. Brody, my podcast partner, does not want me in his pool.

And yet you, who are not my podcast partner and don't even work with me technically anymore, you're open arms telling me unless that was the liquor the Gin and Tonics talking last night, you're like, come to my roll, Yeah, you come in. Why can't you go to school, all right, so we don't have to have a private phone call because it's settled well, but the audience knows the audience ask Brodie that Prody, what did you come? Because he hangs out in trendy places where people are being careful.

So we're good. Okay, Well listen, I mean I'm not I'm okay, I mean people are everybody's got the comfort level you know, is not comfortable. Brodie comes out in his in his in his mask and goggles and advisor over that and gloves, so you don't need all that. You don't need all that. Brody a case of sauce. He's gonna come over here and pull up, open up the trunk, take twenty steps back with his his sunglasses, his visor, his everything, and he's like throwing on the trunk,

throw in the trunk, just starting the trunk. And I would respect, I would respect his his his his comfort level, and it was comfort level is not that people over then two weeks is on. You can't make fun of someone at all for their comfort level, okay, And I'm not going I respect Brodie's comfort left. I'm glad that you're comfortable with me coming into your pool. Yeah, no problem, we don't care. We here, we're farming. All right, thank you so much. I will see you this weekend. He also,

all right, goodbye one. Right now, I'm not one ransome. I'm saying his health is not top of mind. I'm gonna go to my uncle's. We're gonna have cigars and risk you. Tonight it's uncle Ted Shed night. You've gotta come t uncle Ted sid Let me tell you what the shed? Now? Uncle is a trend? You know, we're tin of what kind of car? Don't have to roll up in to go some Ted Shed? No that one us could come with a dirty cards. Fine, we have now and we have shirts, and we have hacked with

a logo. We have everything. Now we have coasters with uncle Ted Shed logo. Coasters. I didn't I give you? Didn't I give you uncle Ted Shed hats? Didn't I know? We actually no, we have a logo we made half will act Now. Well, you know what, that's a great segue because next week, right, what's today's dates? Scary today? Well, we're recording this here on the what the is the July? Yes, next week we open up and launch slowly. The first two items for the Brooklyn Boys merch store. Boom, No

dumbass different items. We're gonna have two different items, two different items we're gonna offer. We're gonna offer Brooklyn Boys masks and a Brooklyn Boys T shirt. Yeah that does well. We have five or six other items ready to go. Yes, I like that. But here's the thing, but I don't want to call your guys the slices think, well, you're you're insulting them because they were the ones who made this up, not us. We didn't ask to be called that.

It just half them to well, actually we suggested it. But anyway, to all the slices out there, direct your hate towards Greg Teeth, the jersey findable on social media. The jersey. There's gotta be people that think, like, oh man, I like the Working Boys podcast. Let me have what do you think about the name? If you know the Brooken Boys, So what do you want to name? Slices? Like if you're like, you know, like, uh, tell us swift or swift that stands that's our fandom. What do

you think? Yeah, that's our fandom called splices? You like that license? Like pizza? Right, It's right? You're like, doesn't cool? Yeah, well, well does you have a better suggestion, Well, how about how about the foul hold on you? About the funds or something? The cows. The fans of his morning show are the Katie Eunuchs. Yeah, like, I don't like the sns. Like, here's what we'll do the fact that you don't like the slices, here's what we'll do. We'll hang up on

you now. Yeah, you're not gonna be part of the podcast because you don't want to be part of this. The Jersey Kids, the Jersey all the kids, where's a kid jingle? I don't haven't loaded in because I wouldn't have needed it because he was already gone. If I had a fandom, it would be all about the kids, the kid kids. My whole fan will be. It would be within the Jersey kids in America, great tea like great teeth kids, Great teeth kids. Now I'll see I'll

see you this weekend. And like the last thing about this that fakes like that you can't take leftovers out of there, Like no one goes walking out with like an arian home bag. But you can't do that. That sounds like you're it sounds it sounds like you are a sheep and afraid to stand up for your own rights. So you just can't do that. You can't right right, So I I would imagine they don't have any to go containers. They're so trendy bright to a club next, right,

because they're going to a up. They're not. They're going to a club. I forgot. The father of two little girls is going clubbing forgake, Yeah, with square toes all talk to you like you know, like you don't know, you don't take you, dude, I know your wife. You're not going clubbing? Is when you take your ring over. You can't go to like some some cool club down there with westovers and tell the guy can you holding your back? Can't you? Okay, that's where where Cargoes Shorts team.

You can't go like that with Cargoes Shorts for cold you can't like I'll talk to you, sorry, bye bye. To apologize to the Slices for two reasons, One because that genius just insulted their name. Uh and two because Scary just gave him a half hour of our podcast The Guy. But that was a bit much. That was a lot. I have a headache now past the advil and Scary I'm glad we went to commercial. I needed to like cleanse myself. You have to like clean your palette.

It's like, um, you know, when they you go to like one of these Italian weddings or in post in pre COVID times, they would give you this thing called it. I don't think you have to say that. There was a thing called this the inter mezzo where you would you would have some pasta and some some something kind of an appetizer, and then right before the main course, they would put this, like this lemon ice in front of you and then you would eat that. I'm like,

why am I eating lemonize? This is a dessert. It's kind of like a palette cleanser. So the commercial was the inter mezzo was the was the palette cleanser. So we can have the next part of the podcast could be normal. What do you think? Uh sure, yeah, okay, okay, I'm good. No into Mezzo's fine. So what would you like to talk about? We have a you know what, we have a lot of sound clips from last week we didn't get to. That would be a nice departure

from what we just did. If you want, I can talk about I can talk about Lisa the Facebook um UH general who makes very difficult rules that don't make any sense with our trivia questions, and talk about her UH, Well, I can talk about how we can talk about how whenever there's a crowd of people UH in the pandemic and people are getting sick, whenever the story is reported on the lies that are told to protect the area, I definitely want to talk about that. But what you

what you wanna do for us? You have us dound sound bites pulled up? Can you tell me which one you have? And all that I have? Self subjuga oh, self subjugating. Okay, So this is a clip of UM I think it was them on the news or um a political commentator, and he was talking about UH senators who he felt had subjugated themselves. Now, when you when you subjugate, you make yourself a subject to someone else,

You make yourself inferior to someone else. So here's what he said, and that includes the senators who, out of cowardice or careerism, self subjugating themselves. Okay, So again I don't care about what he was saying, if he's right or wrong. He said the senators self subjugated themselves. Well either they self subjugated, but they subjugated themselves, but they didn't self subjugate themselves. That makes sense. Yeah, that's a grammar police issue, right, that's a grammar police issue. Yeah

you yeah, right. But and by the way, you could apply that to quite a bit of phrases when people self quarantine myself, right, right, or like when you self suck your own dick, yourself, there is that self Well, hold on a second, self quarantine self right, Yeah, that's terrible, right, Next clip TRS luggage. Oh, TRS luggage scary. When you were a kid, you had TRS luggage, right, I mean synonymous TRS luggage your whole life. When you think of luggage,

do you think of TRS luggage? Right? I don't know what you're talking about. Come on, man, lugg at TRS luggage. They're the standard of luggage. Am I wrong? TRS luggage? Well, according to this commercial, you you absolutely no listen play the clip. For years you have heard me talking about club gloves, TRS ballistic luggage are patterned luggage connection? For years? Who is he? Who are they? What is he talking about? For years you have heard me talking about club gloves

TRS Ballistic Luggage. No, I've never heard of your voice. I don't knowic TRS Ballistic luggage. What is that like? Is that a scam to make you think that you've been you've own about this luggage your whole life. I think it's I think it's a mind screw. I do think. I think they're trying to put it in your head subliminally that oh, yeah, it's the it's the brand. I grew up with TRS luggage. This podcast is national. Is there a place in this country, like the Great State

of Wyoming, where TRS luggage is like the standard? Like when I grow when I graduated high school, Mom, I want to get TRS luggage. I don't want a car, Jimmy dad and I are gonna save Someday when you graduate high school in Wyoming, the Great State of Wyoming, you will get. I don't know. It's bullshit. Is bullshit? You know? I want it because that guy he's been telling me for years about it. Years. Give me the luggage from my graduated him before. Have you ever heard

his voice? No? Who the fuck is? Okay? Have you so? Maybe they recast the role? Have you ever heard somebody else who sounded like him talking about TRS Luggage. I've never heard of TRS Luggage or this person, but play the club one more time. For years you have heard me talking about club gloves, TRS Ballistic Luggage. Apparently we have wow for years. So if you've heard of this company and not just heard of it like seen in the store, if you've here heard of this guy for

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bamam e Oh that is awful. Who allowed that to go on the air? Who? Right? Who would pay for that? That's a commercial right. That is right up there with saying for schizzle like it's so outdated. No. I just wanted to make sure that, like Drake didn't bring that back right now. I want to make sure post Malone's not saying, oh nobody, there's no one in today's world, you know, whether it be that throws into the culture that's not on TikTok anywhere. It's not tick to the

t okay, right, okay, I see your Okay? What else you got? Oh? I see you? Oh? Um? What does I see you? Stand for? Intensive care unit? Hit the clip the hospitals is here. According to data released by the County hospitalizations of COVID nineteen patients have increased by sevent in the past fourteen days, by six percent. When it comes to I see you units well, I knew she was gonna say that, I see you units. So the intensive care unit units of Chris. They're out of those.

So again, you know it's tragic they're out of them. But you know, get it right Doingah, we have a couple of COVID I don't know what this is. Let's play it. Well, it's still going on. Oh okay, okay, So this was but by the way, just to let the audience know what the hell is going on here. These clips were loaded on this sound page about a month and a half ago and we just forgot I forgot about them. So so we're bringing them back now and we have we don't even know our own sound

or clip. The clip was really low. I hope you can make that louder when when when you post it? So um, this guy is a DJ on a rock station. I think his name is Doug. It doesn't matter, don't tweet me. And so he did this promo right he's promoting another channel on satellite radio and he's talking about something going on in the country. See if you could tell me what he's talking about. Well, it's still going on. I was hoping it would be long gone by now.

But Channel one is giving out the latest information because it keeps changing, and what is and isn't safe keeps changing, and what we need to do and how to protect ourselves as you bloody well know so on channel here, on Serious XM, it continues talk with actual experts and doctors and people who can help you through it, people who do know what they're talking about, as opposed to high Joe and I have a pigeon ton Channel one and they've got a highlight what you can. Okay, Brody

used into some shitty radio. Uh he spent forty eight seconds roughly and never said what he's talking about. But the thing is, we know what he's talking about, but he's what he did. It's still going on. Find out more about It's like, what the funk is still going on that possibly could be going on? Okay, okay, it's commercial every day. He's been a groundhog day for me the past five months. I understand that. But his job

is to promote it. Right if if he did a commercial, Let's say he did an endorsement for for a product and he went, you know, you know, when you get hungry, you want it, and now it's got even more flavor. It's tasty and nutritious, and like that's what you think. You'd be a little picky here, let me here it again. Hold on, it's his job. He's got one job. He's gonna mention. So he's gotta say COVID, he's gotta say. He's gotta say COVID, coronavirus, the pandemic something. Well, it's

still going on. I was hoping it would be long gone by now. Okay, by the way, right there, I know what he's talking about, don't And what is the one thing all of the world would hope that it's been long gone by now here I understand it. But he can be talking about herpes aids the he can't. There's only one thing on every motherfucker's mind listening to this podcast and everywhere from here to Siberia, and that is, in my opinion, is something going on in the in

the world that I wish you would end. But it's not going through for a while. Listen again, Well it's still going on. I was hoping it would be long gone by now. But channel okay, right, that's all I need to know. He's talking about coronavirus. I'm sorry, but if you okay, if you got paid. You do a lot of endorsements. Right, Let's say let's say you did Tito's vodka and your and your commercial was, uh vodka. Who this is the best vodka. It's got great taste,

It's awesome. I've been drinking this voda forever. You guys know what vodka I'm talking about it, talking about all the time. But this vodka. But had that vodka affected the entire planet? No, so then of course i'd have to say Tito's vodka. This guy said it's been going on? What if he means racism? Racism has been going on? I wish racism was over. Ah, I lost you. Where'd you go? Brodie? Brodie? Brodie? Unplug his microphone? He's gone completely. Uh,

I'm back. Sorry, Where did you go? And you gonna take a ship? No, the cable came out. I stepped on the cable. You knew it. I knew what. You got yourself in such a tizzy. Yeah, By the way, it was a lot more when you were gone. Thanks. Man. What I was saying was, what about racism? Racism has been going on forever? I wish that was gone. He could be talking about racism. No, no, no, no, no, no, listen, let the guy listen. Okay, I'm not letting them listen.

Listen TRS the TRS luggage guy. That guy's an asshole. But as the radio professional, this guy was supposed to mention still going on. I was hoping it would be long gone by now. Ra I know, but but the pandemic is something that is a planetary issue. I know. But it was as if he didn't want to say it. It was as if he, Okay, I got a couple of things. Shaft. Oh oh, listen to this commercial. It's for a normal product. But you know he set this

up to be dirty. You know, the guys who wrote the commercials the shaft with the biggest buzz this season, that's easy. It's MMT. That's Metal Mesh Technology, an entirely new line of iron shafts from he said. So he starts the commercial, what's the shaft with the most buzz this year? Come on, he's selling a golf club. But he's making it sound dirty. Of course he is. We're selling the podcast, and we make him sound dirty by

the title. Every week, come on, way, by the way, scary is convinced guys, slices Lady he's convinced that hit when when we come up with a title that is um titilating, yeah, or or we use a dirty word in it, that you guys will apt to listen absolutely. However, if you listen in order, are you listening to every episode? But scary and I noticed the problem the last six episodes before this last one about the douche bags in the Elevator, which, by the way, another great title. It

draws me in. It's not, but I want to know what's happening. Who is Dr douche Bag and why are the elevator idiots involved? The four episodes before that are all stuck around the exact same number of listens. We took a dip. We haven't made the top one hundred in a while. We know why we look we we I s I. I tweeted you guys. You all answered the same thing. It's the same thing. You're out of your route, right, and I've been telling you this off

the air, Forety, Scary, shush. My point is I understand why the listens are all down right the last four, but last week's episode has twice as many listens as the four before it. Okay, go ahead, because people are starting to get back to their routine, right, and we were on the Big show was on vacation and they should have gone back to the one four weeks that they did not do that ob that That's my point. So does that mean we have a lot of new listeners who got the email from my heart that we

had a new episode out? Is this all new people's discovering the podcast? If so, welcome aboard. If not, please listen in order. Please all right, we got we got on the clip. One more clip? Which one is this? This is Rick? Oh okay, this one you have to pay attention to. And it was just so a lot of times in radio they'll be production pieces, clips of audio and you you like, you know, like when you watch mt V t r L, the VJ isn't sitting

there for for two hours and introducing the videos. They filmed all of the intros and outros in like an hour and go home. Oh my god, you just gave away the secret, right and then somebody put in the video and makes it look like they're talking in front of the video. That anymore? But what I'm saying, right, and when you hear countdown shows, do you think the DJ is sitting there when like Taylor Swift takes over a radio station. Do you think she's sitting there for

four hours introducing the songs? But she went into a studio a month earlier, recorded all the intros, all the one liners, and somebody in production put it all together and started the music. Made it like American Top forty with Ryan Seacrest on Sunday Mornings, and they'll say like, hey, hey, celebrity, just go in there and go is that true Elvis right? Because they were told that that's what you say, because they know Elvis is gonna go that's right, Steve or whatever.

So they they're doing their half of the script. So in this particular clip, there's a rock station on against Serious satellite radio, and they had a had They had a big, big they did some awful content. They had they had a big pretend concert last weekend or the weekend before. By the way, the reason I'm saying all this is because every single clip you've gotten has been from from Serious ex No, not not all of them, not all them, well okay, maybe some of them. Okay.

So what they did was they had the DJs record a bunch of lines to make it sound like they were backstage in this big concert, and they had clips of people being interviewed backstage, and so they made it sound like these guys were interviewing them backstage, and then they played live performances. So if you listened, it was supposed to sound like a giant eight hour concert or whatever it was. Everybody was there for all eight hours,

and everybody's waiting for their turn to talk. And whoever whoever wrote the script on this particular clip I'm gonna play screwed the DJ badly because they don't know Deaf Leppard very well. Right, So the drummer and Deaf Leopard is Rick and the lead singer is Joe. Okay, this guy backstage, he acts, well, you play the clip and I'll explain how we left up and then we'll play it again. Right now, Hey, Rick, do you have time for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumm. Okay. Well,

there goes the drummer Rick along with Joel. They're about to start, so we will just catch up with him. Okay. So so what you should know is Joe is the lead singer. Rick is the drummer. So he said, hey, Rick, you got a second, and he and and Joe says he is my drum but he hey, Rick, do you have time for a quick one? Yeah, this is drumma. So that's Joe talking saying he was talking about the drummer Rohd, but someone set him up to fail and

said just record this. You're gonna say, hey Rick, you know whatever, and so he goes, hey Rick, and then Joe says, here's my drumma, which, by the way, is a horrible clip. It doesn't even make any sense. But that must have been the only clip they had backstage and a Deaf Leppard concert, So the whole thing just sounds like a avastate. But if you don't know the band, you're like, oh, it's a good cluck. You gonna get some free dessert from this company. You gotta call them

up and be liked. I'm not paying for the next six months. Fuck you, guys, I'm gonna say, guys. You guys are just it's one of those things where it's not the DJ's fault, but it's somebody's fault. That's all. That's all. Those are my clips for the day. Now tell me tell me again. First of all, hello, can you I'm here. I'm echoing don't forget I have whatever I teased already. You have to right right, right right. We had we had some some email from last week that we never got to and it was a couple

of good things that came through. I don't know if you want to do that right here. If you want to talk about what you were you no know. Why don't you do the email and I'll talk about Lisa. I don't want to use the word. Um, I don't want to use the N word, the Nazi word, because it's just like grammar Nazi, like Koby Grammer Nazi. I don't I don't want to say. I don't want to call her Facebook Nazi. That would rude. I don't want to say. I'm gonna just say she's the Facebook general.

I want to talk about hard But let's do the email, because, um, you know, I have unused jokes which that con wait till next week. But you go and play read the email. That changes like it's mail time, Welcome, You've got mail, the mail the mail bag is picked up. There Brodie Nice the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. You can always email us. Rebecca Simmons said, uh, actually wait, why is this signed Jorge Martinez on the header, but

Rebecca Simmons or someone didn't change there. That's weird. Okay, that's another another email. Hey guys, sorry, this is a grammar related Two weeks ago, I got I got a new car and the salesman kept saying pin number and it was driving me crazy. Oh yeah, just like I see you. Yeah, I had something to say. I was very kind. After the third or fourth time, I said to him, listen, I don't want to be condescend, but I'm an English teacher, so I have to say something.

You keep saying pin number, and that's redundant because the end stands for number. You're saying personal identification number number. He looked at me like I was sprouting a new head. I then had to tell him what all the letters stood for. As I talked about it about I gave the A t M machine reference again again at A T M and I did all of them. Then this morning I get an email about my car with PIN number. Really, the number stands for a number. You're still being redundant.

I thought, pin number. They're looking for a pin number? Still, whatever is it? N I thought about you guys instantly, it should be Vin, but it's his pin anyway, I'm behind the episodes. As I was listening to number one, Proody mentioned how he said pin number. I laughed because I got the email the same day. I listened to the podcast long time listener, first time, reaching out as an e l A teacher. I love the grammar fair

else and when you correct people. I can't wait to catch up on episodes, dying to hear what Brody thinks about irregardless. Yeah, I'm piste off about that. I'm angry about irregardless. Yeah, so uh once are. Jamie Lee Curtis tweeted out that she was devastated that the world is coming to an end that irregardless is now considered proper grammar, that it's acceptable, it should not be accepted. Well, where

did it say that it's accepted? Is that something is an official Yeah, Mariam Webster went out of its way to say, no, no, it's you can use it interchangeably. No, you can't can Well, according to the history of the word, it was acceptable a hundred and fifty years ago, and it kind of got phased out and now it's considered passe and and and trash. But it is acceptable as a word. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna recognize it. I'm not It's like China. They don't recognize parts of

their their their area as sovereign nations. And I am not recking nizing uh irregardless of the word. Well there, Rebecca, that's from Cleveland, and now we also have Orge. This is the orgy email. Wow, my phone just jumped emails in the middle of me pulling it up. What's up, Brooklyn boys, I am Jersey boy, not to be confused with the Jersey kid. It'll be like, it'll be nice to hear from let's say, you know. He goes on to say it'll be nice to hear from him again

on an episode. Well, you're welcome. You just heard him, just to hear the jingle and soon after hang up on him. Not neither of those happened. He stayed on for a while, and I don't have the jingle. On the other hand, I'm with Scary about the pool Side episode. I think it would be an epic one. Brody, you should just get get an update, Scary, get an updated COVID test and feel comfortable about it. Once Brody gets his hot tub, which Brodie has a story about coming up.

There should be a hot tub episode as well, with you guys in the hotea. Either By the way, the COVID test doesn't work because it takes three to five days on a good week, So I would have free to five days you stay in your house, right, and that's not gonna happen either way. Anyway, I'm looking forward to the next episode, truck driver delivering food supplies to Italian restaurants and pizzerias. Listen to The Big Show Daily

your it tuned into your podcast from episode zero. You guys entertain me on my routes, especially lately during these uncertain times. You guys have given me some sense of normalcy. Thank you alright, Slice for Life Jersey boy out, Thank you, Jorgey. Also feel free to pull up some tweets, Brodie, I know you you watch on here from Danielle. Uh Danny for the win. What a great name, he said, Oh my god, that author Petis story is infuriating. It gets

worse with each part of the conversation. That's right, You're absolutely correct, it did get worse. Uh No, I got a couple more more, Jeffrey, Um, I guess Jeffrey Lee, he's at laws. This is the worst. Okay, Danny for the Win is a great Twitter name. This guy's Twitter is at l o z t x o U L WHOA. I'm sure that means something to Jeffrey Lee. But if you have to tell someone your Twitter handle, that's annoying. But I love you anyway. Hey, I was just listening

to the current podcast. I don't think you're a scumbag for keeping the remaining money from the dollar gift card. I would consider that as a service fee. That is in regards to the microphone I returned. You guys listen in order, so but you owe that money to Elvis because it Elvis brought you that met microphone as a gift, so that was his money. But okay, listen to the episode Judge for Yourself. Zachary Smith. Um, Wow, this guy is an asshole forever brody and scary in lower case.

You love him, Zack here, don't worry. UH won't be offended if I don't hear this on the podcast. You guys are hilarious. I've been on and on and off listener of the Big Show since Brody. You got pulled over and you pulled out your dad's officer. I d card and I was dying when I heard this. So then I decided, So you said that on the big show. So then I decided to listen to the podcast. So but best decision I ever made. I drive an hour where more people like him. I drive an hour each

way for work. Usually get through almost two episodes a day currently on episode. But I always listened to the newest one as soon as it comes out, and then I go back to where I left off. That's smart. I'm okay with that. I was always because it gives us more listens. Um. I was always timid about sending food back or complaining, But Brody has opened my world about it, even as not even I want my free dessert. I hope you guys do at least five hundred episodes

always mentioned to you. Oh he always. He promotes us to his friends. Thank you, Sam Zachary Smith, thank you so much. You are a role model Slice because not only are you listening, but he's spreading the word like the COVID, well not like COVID, but you know, you're spreading the word to people, and you're you're we we need that, we need more of that in their life. All right, well, let me mention someone speaking of spreading. Jim Thomas on Instagram twin Dad, Jim, I like that name.

He sent a picture of a hair salon in Goshen, New York, and the sign says I should post this on my Instagram. I'm trying to do it this week. Attention face mask required and as a cartoon like an animation of a man wearing a mask, but the mask is over the guy's mouth but not his nose. So that is a poster fail. That a post fail. So thank you Jim for that, and we have oh uh yeah, that's it for me. Um uh. This is Annie Palladino. She says she sells sex boxes help by the Seashore.

My name is Annie. Nice to meet you. First of all, my friend Lauren is a big fan of yours, and I would like to thank you for always making my friend happy. She's even considering a career in radio because of the work you do. Um, turn around and never look back. Do not do that. I am the founder of a company called Passion Box Movement. It is an education, contraception, pleasure product line focused on helping everyone feel more comfortable and safe having sex. I would like to have some education.

Feel free to send product. I would love to possibly have sex with you on your show. Now I'm kidding. I would love to possibly talk about my story on your show. Don't worry, we aren't super kinky people. I'm a college student trying to help people stay safe. Thank you so much. That's with Gusto Annie. And then she leaves her website passion Box Movement dot com. I'm gonna have to check that out when we're done with this podcast. Was that a sponsor? Did they sponsor you? No? This

first dude's first time. A hell of a commercial for them, and I don't see product. Everybody ways the free ship for us. Um, they just plugged her website. And by the way, I'm sure there are plugs on the website. Yeah all right, um Oh, so Nikki had an instant scamboni uh this emails for Brody, specifically in reference to

his Instagram topic a few weeks back. He mentioned that somebody on Instagram commented they wanted to collaborate with him by sending him a watch to model, despite Scary saying they probably don't want photos of wearing the watch at Anti N's with his kids. I did say that UM, I have had a similar experience and wanted to share. I have three little boys and I run an Instagram

account for them where they model clothes. I work with some of the clothing brands by taking photos of my kids in their clothes, and in exchange, I get the clothes for heavily discounted or for free because I'm a photographer. Works out great. Started receiving the attached comments. These are only a few from the brands wanted me to promote. Okay, so there's the proof. Uh. First time I got the message,

I figured why not? So I reached out and they basically told me for the first collaboration I would get the clothes off really and they gave me a code to use to buy the items. Turns out their items were over priced to begin with, and eight weeks later still had not received them and they were clearly coming from China. I reached out five to six times and threatened to file a PayPal dispute. They ignored me. Finally, one out of the three items arrives months later. Oh

this is a mess and it smelled awful. I don't even want to put my kids in it. So this person gets free promotional clothing and then fell down a rabbit hole to say, oh, we'll give it to you for click on this link. So she signed she actually paid half price for these fucking clothes, but they were Scamboni. These are scammers and there I want to let your listeners and slices know that this exists more than you think. Uh, they use certain hashtags. In my case, I almost always

get one popping up if I used a hashtag. Boy mom curious to know what hashtag Brody? Hashtags Brody used on this post. Okay, So anyway, UH wanted to say that this person is a Slice for Life you and that's Nicki Miller. So yeah, So don't fall for Scamboni's like that you don't click links in email and saying you know the latest one, Brody is, um, I will pay you three d fifty dollars to advertise Facebook click link. I'm like, yeah, okay, you don't even know what I

don't You don't tell me what your product is. Why you the way you're slipping into an accent as you tell that story, Well, they use it. It's choppy language. They don't use full sentences. They forget about pronouns. And they forget about what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. So I have a couple of voicemails I have to convert to get over to you at some point of people telling me like that I have audio of what you just said. Yeah, maybe next week. Quick

one from Joe Dingo. Did we read Joe Dingo? I don't know his name. Maybe the Joe Dingo ate your baby. You may remember me from sharing your grand police photo of the restaurant in City Island that had the sign that's spelled Italian wrong. Yea, By the way, how awful. That's probably one of the biggest grammar fails ever. You own an Italian restaurant, you spell the fucking word Italian wrong. Anyway, I need some advice about an Amazon situation, Brodie and scary.

I recently ran into this while ordering some something for myself and the package was supposed to be delivered Monday. The app said they tried to make the delivery, but something but something happened and they didn't drop it off. It's now Friday, no package. Contacted Amazon CS and they told me they can either replace the order or refund me, being that the item was only ten dollars. I asked for both a refund and a supervisor refund and replacement

at no charge. They refused both. Speaking with the supervisor, they said, it's one or the other. So what do you do from here? I asked, with my free dessert, they didn't give it to me. Well, they didn't sell it right, because I never have a problem. Don't know if they were to wish you, wash you, or they didn't explain it. You have to lay it out. You have to explain. Listen, I needed this item for a certain thing. There was a gift. You guys after me.

There needs to be context. It's not like, hey, you just ripped me off and I didn't get what I wanted. And it can't be like it can't be like, well, I ordered this and you didn't come. So on the free dessert part and the compassion comes. The emotion will come in when they when you start saying saying things right, I you a loss of time or money that you have to throw in there, or an embarrassment. It led

to an embarrassing situation. I needed it right away, so I had to go to the store near my house to get it. I'd go to bed Beth and beyond whatever, right or yeah? Or I had to show up to my my cousin's graduation without the president right now? I I had and he laughed as I opened it up. And he opened it up. There's a piece of paper saying that of a picture of it because he didn't get there in time. When you start explaining that, it paints a better picture. And that explained the loss. Yeah,

that's you have to explain the loss. Two quick things from Jane Vic Janevik who used to send his pizza to the studio. But we're not in the studio, at least I'm not. He said. Uh, if you get a chance, listen to Speaking Volumes episode forty nine. This is Scary's other podcast with share Well, it said, forward to thirty seven and listens about two minutes, then hit the jingle. Scary is very good at what he does, very smooth. I know it's not the Brooklyn Boys, but I think

it's funny. So apparently you slipped a sponsor in into your other podcast as well. Well, I'm not gonna say what it was because I don't want you to hit the jingle. That's correct, and one Valdivia just sent me a d m at uber facts, which, by the way, I'm gonna say is not accurate. They put up a Met logo and said New York met fans are the worst spellers in baseball, with Cleveland Indians fans being the best, according to a study from grammar lely so fake news

first of all. Uh then then he wrote you should have been there to take the survey to boost up your team. So I think he deliberately used the wrong your and the wrong there um as a joke. Um. But according to grammar Le, Mets fans have the worst grammar. So apparently they did not realize I was a Mets fan. Um. And also Rob Carran wants to call us out on a violation. He says, Hey, scary and Brodie scary first, only because Brody was the one that said the following.

On the last podcast, number one thirty five, Brody said that you that you offered listeners to promote a product or business during the summer and no one hit you guys up about it. I hit you guys up about it and didn't get a response. Violation on you guys for saying no one contacted you about it when you even read my email about it. An episode one thirty four. It was regarding Angie's party creations. My wife's creatives given given away free free promotion tag hit the jingle on myself.

I loved all right, And then one line from Jamie fezzina Ketchup fries. Hey Brodie, my son got these Ketchup flavored fries potato sticks from Trader Joe's. I thought of you hashtag. I've had them there all right. They're Ketchup flavored. Yeah, they are spud crunches had hinds potato chips like from the from the original. Do we like that? All right? Can I talk to you about this this question on Facebook? Okay, So this woman is in a is in a um, she's in a she's in a Brooklyn group I belong to.

She's from our old area. Okay. So she puts up a trivia question or a riddle. She puts up a riddle and she says, um, you know, only put up you know, don't give away the joke. But it's a riddle, right. She wants people to guess and answer the question. So the question is listen, listen carefully. If it takes a day and a half to dig a hole and a half and a day for a hole? How long does it take to dig a half a hole? And she wrote answer only? Okay, okay, so what's the answer? Repeat

it one more time. If it takes a day and a half to dig a hole and a half, right, and a day for a hole hole, how long does it take to dig half a hole? Half a day? Okay, that's your answer? Well, I mean that would that That's where it's leading me. It wants me, whoever wrote this wants me to say half a day, whether that's wrong or a trick question? Half a hold on answered leave it alone. So at the bottom of that she wrote

answer only. So the answer to that riddle is that it is impossible half because the second you dig a hole, it's a hole, right, the second you you you take one scooper and get I answered, and I wrote, you can't dig a half hall, it's a whole, right, that's my answer. She deleted it and then sent me a note saying, please don't rule riddle. Only answers are acceptable. So I wrote back, and I said, but that's my answer. Any other answer is a wrong answer. So so it

was people saying a third of a day. Uh, two fifths of a day? They were all guessing. You know, how long have a day? It depends on how big the shovel is. Like, people were like the worst answers. The answer is you can't dig a half hole? Right? Why did she keep deleting you? Though? So she deleted me and reprimanded me and said, I gave away the riddle. So I wrote back, and I said, give it away? How can you answer the riddle if the answer to the riddle is giving away the joke of the riddle,

So that's my answer. My answer is the correct answer. She was mad at me for ruining the joke. But the joke was a riddle, and the answer to the riddle is to say you can't take a heaf all. So I asked her, how is I supposed to answer? Doesn't want the right answer, She wants everyone to look like fools all day behind the correct responses. Only answer with wrong answers, so I said, so, So I said to her. She wrote that back She said, only one

only answer the wrong answers. I said, how would I know and answers wrong unless I was told it was wrong. Everyone guessing thinks they're right. I guess what I thought was right? So why do you associate with these people who are there of Brooklyn Facebook page? Of course it was Facebook page. Okay, so he is, So here's what happened. Here's what happened. Next. She must have checked out my

Facebook page. Now you know how those you have those nine pictures your favorite pictures of worse, Facebook does not allow you. That was the top friends. There's a featured photos on your Facebook page. You can put up your favorite nine picture. I think it's nine. You know I never did that. Well, here's what I didn't know, and people complain about They complain about it. You can't make those private. You can't make them friends only or only

my high school friends. You can't their public. So if I interact with people on social media, they could see the n They could see those pictures. That's why. Okay, So she checked out who I was, right, based on the fact I must have been annoying her. She liked all nine of my pictures, then sent me into another director. After reprimanding me, she sent me to MC message, could you explain, um, how you meet so many celebrities? Oh god, okay,

she doesn't know who you are? Well, right, does she doesn't. She knew you from Facebook? She got you want to pitch you knew who I was? I never said, you know, by the way, half of my pictures with celebrities, some of them are in front of the Elvis Durant wall logo in the in the featured nine and and did she think that you got up you broke into the studio of the Elvis Duranto nine times, because you're on some of my pictures, know some one of my pictures

is with Queen at the rock station. The point is, then she sent me a friend request. Of course, who wouldn't want to know somebody that's called social climbing, right, friend? So I'm gonna sometime I want to know somebody who meets celebrities. I'm gonna I'm gonna friend them. Right. So I was the annoying guy, but now she's like, oh, can I be a friend on Facebook? Of course she does. You're much more interesting than these other assholes that she

deals with every day. Answer to that riddle, Lisa, is no, but don't write it. That's right, that's right, don't ruin. At least, I don't want to say. I'm not gonna tell you know because I don't want to ruin if everybody else scary and rody? Oh my god? Um should I? I don't know if I should reveal what I'm taking up a new hobby, but I'm not ready to talk about it yet. Okay, we're just gonna tease it right there, because you make no, you're you're you're gonna laugh at me.

You are going to laugh at me. But I'm already gonna say, go fund yourself because because you're gonna not, you're not gonna be able to picture me taking up this hobby. And that's all I'm gonna say on that. Well, we'll get back to that. Must be it must be sports something. No. Can I fit a peloton in my apartment? No one? No? You know? Did we talk Oh my god, I used a lot of stuff on the Big Show? Um did I talk about? Do we talk about the

the Frank Sinatra has eaten here? Thing we've maybe? I said, I can't remember Frank Sinatra has eating here? Okay, Every restaurant in hobo Can lays claim to Frank Sinatra, even of course, because he was born in Hoboken. All Blue Eyes.

There's a shrine to him there. But I have to say one thing, okay, and you might have this kind of thing, this kind of vibe going on in your town too, with is a local celebrity that might have died a century ago or like some famous person whatever, they didn't eat their Okay, just because a place is just because a person is born in a certain city, right, Okay, the person dies and there's no proof, there's no visual proof. But oh this person, oh that we used to he

used to play baseball on this field right here. But a lot of places will be taking advantage of it. They're like, oh, yeah, don't you know this was Doris Day's favorite pizzeria. This was you know what what does that mean? Though? Like when you go into like like pizza, like pizza places in our neighborhood, they would put up headshots of celebrities. Yes, John give like John Travolta, not that one, Okay he did though he ate. I'm talking about the back in the day before the Internet, where

you just get any picture you want. You would go to like flea markets or um bazaars, and it'd be people selling eight by ten glosses of headshots like celebrity pictures. Right, you'd buy them like oh my god, here's a picture of like this this hot girl or this famous actor or whatever. Then you'd buy it because you put it on your wall. But restaurants would buy them and put them up on the wall. They would and give you the impression that al Pacino ate in that restaurant, or

they would like sign it. I love the steak al And you don't know if that's al signature or not al Pacino ate here. And by the way, even if al Pacino did eat there, who's to say that he has good taste and food he right, right? He could have hated it, or maybe he doesn't have any fucking taste buds and everything is tasteless to him, So you don't know. That doesn't make your food anybod. But like, if it goes to a steakhouse doesn't mean it's good.

It's scary. Jones drinks bottled water doesn't mean it's good. I just want to say, look out for the local celebrity in your town who grew up there, and it's long gone, and there's no proof if that person really did eat there or frequent there. And by the way, even if they did, what difference would it matter anyway? Unless it was me unless it was me and scary, and that's probably correct. Um. If it like if we ate,

we ate in a lot of the same places. I worked at Roland Roaster, but there's not sign up, that says David Birdie from the Alvas Straight Morning Show worked here. There's no sign there. They should be, you'd think, you know, Um, can we talk about um? Speaking of locations, I teased this before. UM, when do you remember a couple of

weeks ago there was it was like spring break. Everybody went to that lake in Wisconsin was I think it was Wisconsin and it was in St. Louis, Louis peoples for the week weekend right, and so everybody there was like, well, everyone's gonna get sick. No one had masks. They were like, oh that it's not locals, not the locals. It's all the people from that other place. They all came here.

And every time you see on the news, like if you watch cable news, then they show places from around the country because your local news, local news the same thing. Whatever the problem is, they'll show a crowd of people. Some of them go oh yeah, these aren't the local people. We we follow the rules. These are tursts. These are people that can't. We don't know who these people are. They come to our town, they come to our island, they come our village, and they hang out and they leave,

and it's not us. It's not us. Right, So this week in New York, I'm calling bullshit on that. I'm calling a hundred percent bullshit. This week in New York, two bars in a story of Queens. Would you say a story of Queens is a people are flying to America to go visit a Storia. No, well, I mean it is. The story is notorious for having a very high hily Greek population, and so so the Greeks from America basically lived there. Yeah, I know, and it's a

it's a nice area. No, no, no, no, no. So two bars in Astoria lost their lookal licenses for having massive crowds of non socially distant, non masking uh twenty thirtysomething's hanging outside the bars, against the rules, breaking the rules. So we talked about it on the show on and people are texting in those weren't people from Astoria? Those

weren't people. Okay, First of all, when everybody says that, how do you know, how do you know, are you on the street taking a poll that the seventy fifty people drinking outside those bars, you know they're not from Historia, Queens. You know, for that wasn't our people. The people on my block wouldn't do that. Okay, So maybe they were from Corre. They came five minutes away with the Corona.

That's perfect, right by Corona, by the way, Queens, that's why I said it, right, But they're not coming from Manhattan to go to bars in Astoria. They're not driving in from Long Island. They're not coming in from Jersey. Let's go to Astoria. Well, it's not the hot spot if if if um there. We had a situation um where people at the Jersey Shore. Yeah, oh my god, Prudy, the people, the people, they were overcrowding a couple of bars and clubs. And I could tell you that those

people are not from there. There from North Jersey. They are. So but that's easy. The Jersey Shore is a major tourist hub that you're seeing. You're seeing non tourist places. You're saying places that are places that are like like neighborhood haunts, neighborhood places. Left us again, by the way, not how quiet it is? Now, Okay, you're back all right, dude. Wow, that's an upgrade of a mic. Shut up you have there. Sorry, I did it again. I'm getting restless and I kicked

the wire again. So you were saying sorry, Yeah. What I'm saying is yeah, So what what you're trying to say is that it's it's the neighborhood. It's when it's people go to a neighborhood place, it's very neighborhood. Either it's not it's you, it's your people. You want to say, like a third of them maybe, but there was it wasn't it was it was all tourists. It wasn't it was nobody from here. We're playing? Are we playing? By the way, are we playing with? What grinds my gears?

Because because I got I got something for you, well that grinds my gears. I got another thing that grinds go first, laundry list. But I got a laundry list. Um. A couple of weeks on the Big Show, I talked about displeasure for the new Jersey Motor Vehicle Services, which, by the way, here we are now three four weeks in after they just reopened to the public. After four and a half months, and they still do not have

their ship together. Okay, they don't. You get there after nine o'clock in the morning, it's already sold out for the day. I think they finally have a system in place where you can take a number and come back later. In the beginning, it wasn't like that. It was just lines and lines and lines of people all having different services need to be taken care of. But my wife and kid got there at five in the morning and waited almost six hours in the rain, and right, and

if you don't go at that hour, you're fucked. Five in the morning and right. So, but now the only thing they have under control is the fact that they give out numbers and if you don't come within the first ten minutes, you're fucked. And then you don't get a number if you don't come in the first ten minutes. We gave you a website a few minutes ago where you could absolutely information on how to do it, guys, you can, so okay, So that's it. I And by the way, I don't know what the hell they did

to step in here. I don't know if if if the government is really taken care of but it's really disgusting what's happening at motor vehicle in New Jersey. I'm sure other states are experiencing it too. But when that aside, Okay, when you start making comments like that, people always say with motor vehicle, ah, you should know you should go to the one in this town that's like a rural town.

You should go to the one there. You should go to the one here, try this one, try that one, and and I gotta tell you, yes, under normal circumstances, in normal times, I am a smart guy. I've I know that I'm not going to the Jersey City or Bay owned motor vehicle because it's concentrated with all these people. I'm making the hour trip to Flemington, New Jersey, which is a rural, more rural part of Jersey. Or I'm going up to Oakland, New Jersey, where less people. I

do that. I do that by nature. I know I have these sensibilities. Okay, Now, don't you think that on the first time that they that, on that first day when this was going on, that I tried those tactics and it bit me in the ass, of course, But people texted in after I told that story of my displeasure, and they were like, you should try the one, and then they they tried all that you should try the one over here, you should try the one over there.

And I'm like, listen, motherfucker's have you in the past two weeks when they reopened. Have you driven past there yourself and seen for yourself that there's no line? No, you have not. They're just they're just going by the muscle memory of like the good times, like you should. They're throwing these blankets. You should visit the motor vehicle

over here, but it's on a small street. Nobody goes there, right, but but but right, They'll say that, and they'll continue to say it, even though I just explained to you that every motherfucking motor vehicle in the state of New Jersey twelve hour weights. But so but they but they felt the need. Did you tell Scary to go to the motor vehicle in And then I wrote back to them and I'm like, I'm like, are you witnessed to this? Are you driving by their right now? And there's no line?

Can you can you confirm right now? Because I'll be on my way if you're right, they go by, They're just going by hearsay or they're going by, you know, like like they're just throwing out these but but to me, they're like they're giving you solutions to things that they don't know if it's true or not because they haven't checked it out themselves. Right, Oh, I got I drive by there all the time. That's what have you driven by there in the past two weeks? Remember, right, you idiots?

Like I'm not gonna go on a wild goose chase driving two three hours again of course the state of New Jersey, only to find out the way it is still ten minutes there as it is in the one in fucking in in ce Caucus. Sorry, these are all Jerseys Jersey towns. But yes, but I'm not going down the Jersey shore because uh Sarah wrote in and said, I heard Scary's hardship about the two hour way to the eight hour way. You should really go to the one down in Ocean Township because there's never any or

Atlantic City or Cape may because nobody's ever there. I'm like, yes, but there is now, I guarantee you there is. This is a state wide problem. Don't give bad advice if you don't know for sure and you cannot confirm. I'm sorry, I'm sounding like you. That's fine. I felt I felt like I felt like the Jersey kid after I blew my wad. And now I'm relaxed. And now here's something that just came up on my phone that bothers me. I posted a picture of six New York Mets face masks.

I am as as are you scared? We are both crazy Met fans, even though they wouldn't let us into the stadium tonight. By the way, I have a cardboard cutout of myself somewhere in the stadium today as of tomorrow. I'm very excited about that. Um So, I posted a picture of the six masks, and I know people were gonna ask me who are Mets fans? Or who want a baseball mask? Where I got them? So in the description I give the company that made three on the left, and I say the three on the right where I

got those? Those are awesome? Where did you get those? That's the that's the comment. It's right there. It's it's a description. People are descriptions. They don't recaptions. They just look at pictures. Look at the pretty picture. All right. I need you to help me with this. This one. By the way, I was serious. I was serious. I did pay eighty six dollars for a cardboard cut out, and that's in tribute to the eight six match the

last time. And by the way, by the way, if you go to Mets dot com, you can get yours and it's all go goes to COVID Research, which is kind of a cool thing. So now you get cardboard cutouts of your face in the stands Now. I was trying so hard, and I don't know if it happened. I tried to have mine moved up, because they place you arbitrarily. So I was trying to get one of the guys that we know to be like trying to

smooth the way they put us behind home plate. I'm like, Scary once his cardboard cut up behind home You would have done that in real life if I showed up, I want my cardboard cut out behind home plate in the lens of the camera. Come, by the way, Scary, can you post the picture I sent you? Here's the funny part. Oh, this is hilarious. When they were exhibition. Okay, so when Scary and I go to the games and

we sit behind home plate, we're very fortunate um. Especially during the postseason, we sat behind home plate in the same seats every game, be cause the people that own the seats are big, corporate rich guys and they don't go to the games. They just own the seats, okay, And so um we would sit in the same seat, and you guys would see us at the game going, hey, wave to the camera, hold up two fingers or whatever,

and we had fun with you guys. Well. Earlier in the week, the Mets played the Yankees in an exhibition game at City Field with the Mets field with the Mets play, and behind home plate there were cardboard cutouts of fans that had paid the eighties six dollars before scary did and right, and I had not gotten I had not paid yet. Let's that's the very clear point of this story is I had not gotten mind yet, I had not ordered it, and nor did I really

even know about it. Right. And so the location of the seats if you're watching the game is in the top left of the screen, right by where the scoreboard they put up that little like tells you what the ending and the score the little graphic And if you watch one network the Mets are on, you just to buck our heads. It would cut our heads off and

maybe you could see our shirts. And another network, I think Fox five New York, Fox the Fox channel when they had the games for the postseason there there little scoreboard was shaped differently you could see us. And so I was watching the Mets network s N Y and of there's a cardboard cutout right next to the scoreboard in the seat on the right, and the seat on the left was blocked. It was blocked by the scoreboard.

When when we would go to the games, Scary would always sit on the aisle on the right and I would sit to his right, but looking on television to the left. So in those seats is a cardboard cutout of a guy who looks a hundred and fift. It's scary, like it's scary. It was so much. It was so scary that that two people tweeted at me with the screenshot said, Scary, I see your cardboard cut out of my seat and they circle it, and I'm like, that's

not right, that's not so. I was pretending in my mind that I was my cardboard cutout was sitting next to him behind the scoreboard. Because you believed that that was me you don't think, I said, Scary, how did you do that? He said, I didn't do that. I'm like, you're full of crap. That's you. It's it's you. And I said, I never posed that way. That's not my picture. It's a guy who looks like me. And You're like, no,

it's you. And I'm in the seat next to you until until Scary said, well, I'm gonna put on they S network because the Mets were playing the Yankees. The Yes network is the Yankees network, and the and the graphic of the scoreboard does not block those seats next to me, right, And so there's a little kid sitting next to Scary. So I knew it wasn't scary because he would never go to a baseball game with a kid, right, And it wasn't. It was no parent would let him

sit next to a kid. It was not exactly. But it's very funny that it looked the guy looked like me, and it was that seat, which is crazy. So anyway, all right, we gotta get out of here. Scary, I didn't tell the hot tub story. People would get mad at me, all right, so then tell the hot tub story. We'll get out of here. I'll tell you what. I have a long hot tup story and a short one. Let me give you the short one I got. I'll

give you the long hot tub story episode seven. That's a promise, Okay, let me give you the short hot tub story. We got a hot tub. We waited a long time for it, and yesterday it got installed by the electrician, which takes a lot. It took like three hours and they set it up. We filled it with water, had the pump going great, so on top of my and my family hadn't come home yet, so it's just me with the hot tub. On top of the hot tub.

I read the instruction manual. There are black knobs with like a dial on top, okay, and you turn the dial and and that increases the power of the jets in the seat that you're sitting in. So let's say you're sitting alone in the hot tub and you want all the jet power to be where you're sitting. You can turn the dial and it knows that you're sitting there, and it diverts all the jet power to where you're sitting.

Does that make sense? So I tested out the one seat to the right side of the little, little little insignificant waterfall thing that they have. It's not it's not the greatest hot top. It's just it's a it's a hot tub, and um, and we financed it. Okay. So I then set another seat, and I noticed the dial wasn't working. So I looked at the owner's manual and said,

if it's not working, unscrew the dial. It's possible it's not sitting right because the dial is underneath it is a white tube that clicks into the hot tub, and that bottom piece turns the valve inside the cabinet that diverts the water. So I had to unscrew it. I did. I saw it wasn't perfectly screwed in. I screwed it back in. No problem, it's working fine now, okay. Uh. About four hours later last night, I want to stay.

Around eight thirty nine o'clock, my wife and kids come home and they say, hey, we want to get in the hot tub. I said, you know what, the chemicals haven't taken effect yet. You're not really supposed to get in, and we're not. We're just gonna get it for fifteen minutes, just as we can say we got the hot tub. We waited four months for the hot tub. Let me, let's just get in it said okay. So they getting the hot tub and my wife sits in one of the seats I hadn't sat in in the hot tub,

and she says, the jets don't feel very powerful. I said, oh, you just gotta turn this black dial. Now, in the owner's manual it talks about the dials, and it talks about diverters. The diverters do something else, doesn't really matter, but they look the same. Now, keep in mind, it was at night, and even though I had the lights on in the backyard, it was still a little dark. On the deck. It wasn't completely well lit. So I said, oh, you just have to turn the dial and it makes

the jets work harder. Just oh, can you do that for me? I said sure, and I turned the dial. And I guess I turned the base of the dial more than I should have. And that wasn't a jet adjuster. What was it? Well, as soon as I loosened it a little, it shoots up in the air from water pressure, right like a fountain, and then the water suddenly stops shooting out of the whole. I notice this particular thing doesn't have a white piece under it like the other

one did. And then about a second or two later, it seemed like it was quicker, but it was about a second or two I hear inside the cabinet of the hot tub, and then I see water pouring out of every every seam in the cabinet case and the and the water level of the hot tub is draining very quickly, and my family's going, what's going on? So it's bubbling and dropping in volume. The water is spraying all over me. Oh my god, I feel like I'm in a sitcom. It's like, can I turn it off?

But there's nothing to turn off because I've removed the thing. So now the cabinet has six metal screws in it that whatever is leaking is behind this cabinet. So I run to the breaker. I turned the breaker off. I turned the pump off because the pump is shooting the water all over the inside of the cabinet, and I stopped it about halfway. So now it's like nine o'clock, right, I stuffed doing my work for the morning show, which

takes me a couple hours. So at nine o'clock my wife goes, all right, we'll go back in the house. I'm sorry. She's like, it wasn't mad, but I was like, they just wanted to sit in the hot tub. And I don't know what I've done, but I've ruined it. So I don't know. I don't know what's wrong. I look in the hole to see what is no longer in the hole, and all I can see is tubes and cables and electrical But I can't see what came off. What to figure out why the water shooting? You damn right?

So I text back the the my electrician, and I say, hey, man, I know it's It was nine thirty by the time I thought to call him. I said, hey, what do I do? I'm looking at the owner's manual, like, what do you do if you take the diverter off? Nothing? I'm looking on YouTube. Nothing. So I text him. I go, sorry to bother, you, can you swing by tomorrow and just open up the cabinet and just figure out what popped off? And he goes, yeah, now I'm in another

part of New Jersey tomorrow. I can't do it. I'm like, oh my god, I'm screwed. So I start taking I'm like, let me look in the cabinet, let me see what I can do side the breakers off. I take my drill and I'm drilling out the screws and one of them strips immediately, like it just it eats up the Philip's Head and it's gone. I can't get the screw out, so I text the engine. I text the guy again, Hey, man,

the screw strip. What do I do? He says, yeah, I noticed some of the screws were cheap, so we replaced some of them with better screws, but we didn't get all of them. Job, I've got a Philip's Head screw that is now basically a square. There's a box, a little box inside the screw. It's a hole. So I'm trying to I'm taping it. I'm trying to use a wrench, needle, nose, pliers, alan keys, unit. I can't get to screw out. And the cabinet cover is like it's off a little bit so I can look in,

but I can't get it off. It took me, I want to say, an hour to figure out how to get the stripped screw out. When I finally did. At this point, it's like eleven o'clock. My family has gone to bed. I'm out there with with this water everywhere, uh, except in the hot tub. And then I opened it up and I see the hose that I can now put into the bottom of the hole, attach the black thing again, screw it together. It took me another forty minutes to put the thing back together and add the water.

I couldn't go to sleep. I had to see if I fixed it. So I had to wait till it refilled with water. And then eventually, somewhere on midnight, I want to say, I went back outside and it was working again. So that was my night last night. So lesson learned. Don't turn anything on a thing you don't know how to use. I don't know, you might not be turning the right thing. In this case, it was a complete the wrong thing. I turned the wrong thing, so I now know the difference between the dial and

the diverter. Yeah, I'll say lesson learned. So that was not the worst part of my week. And returned to the hot tub. Here's a tease I'll give you before we get out of here. One of the big problems I had with the delivery of the hot tub, Scary happened to be on the phone talking to me when it happened, and so he heard it all. Now he hud understands it's all real. This is my life, this really happens for me, has a permanent dark cloud over his head at all times. This guy, I swear to God,

I mean, we'll go into it next week. I'm just I'm just gonna let you know that that feel bad for Brody. Let's tell him the biggest pity party one day, because this man is stricken with the worst motherfucking luck I've ever seen anywhere. Now, Scary didn't mention it briefly on the fifteen minute morning show, but not exactly. We'll get into detail next week. It's quite the story. Yeah, and it has to do with the hot tub again.

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