#136: Greg T is a Cheater

over here. Now what are you doing over there? You got what are you doing over there? I happened to stumble on a little bit of porn. It's on my Twitter site. I'm just checking it out. I thought I needed to buy you a fidget spinner because you're you're you're you're meddling with your phone that you're like, you are you really have porn? I happened to glance at one picture. You ask, I tell, that's all I'm saying. I wasn't trying to do anything. I wasn't being pervert.

I wasn't being pervy. It just I happen to see a picture. I stopped and said, what is it? Just some kid, some some check, some girl, some some brunette todd. I thought she was just rolling around on the beach. You see stick, she's rolling, Yeah, just roll around the beach. The wave crashes over half of her body's half naked. Whatever? You know, my god? Whatever? A second? Pooring at work? Is that? Is that something that you do often? And I didn't even realize I m out work. To be

honest with you, this is a hobby for you. But I bet you I wonder. I just happened to see it on Twitter. It wasn't even me. I'm gonna block this person? Why do you? Why are you blocking them? I don't even because whatever he's put this person he or she is is putting up there. It just happened to come up to my feet. I don't know how on what feed, Facebook, on my own Twitter feed? Why questions? No, I just wanted infestigate, didn't want to follow them. What

do you investigating? You're like freaking law and order. You're like law and order. It's what you're doing. You try to find out what what's he doing? What are we looking at? Well? Put it up, but don't how does it go dune dune order, Dune done, done, done, Dune done. That's how it goes. But here it is order, we gotta find it. Dune done. It's the transition music. I think right, that's done. Doom. Uh no, that's the beginning,

just that part. Don't wait. I'm looking for it. I can't find it if you don't have the sound effect Are you kidding? See again? Do we need to go back? Every single episode now is regarding the damn sound effect box. Get me the freaking box. You know what, dude, I'm not gonna do the show no more. I'm not even I am not doing the show without the sound effect box. I got you your fucking sound. I want the box, your sound, right, I want the box. I want the sound.

It looks like you're looking at box on Twitter. You have me the sound effect box. I want it. I want it. I want it. You can get in touch with us always at one. Really, you don't take any calls. I've asked you to take calls. You don't want to take call. I'll take a call. Hello, you're on the off fair show. Don't do me a favorite? Hi? Who's this? Gregg says. I never take calls. He never takes calls. Where are you Bianca? Where you're calling from Florida? Nice? Wow?

Are you Are you okay with the fact that Greg t doesn't have the sound effects box? Or do you want him to have control of that thing because I think it'll be fine without it. Are you an off airhead? Jack? Globe Jack? Globe jack A little bit? You have to say, jackloble back. Yeah, to wait in a second. If you've been, if you've been listening to the first day, how do you experience the podcast? This is like a research Do you do you listen to them as they come out

or do you binge listen? Or what episode number are you up to? I'm up today. I listened to it so as they in their nation group, the thing is up. I'm right there listening to it. Well, great, teas thing is up because he's looking at porn on Twitter. I shut it. I shut it off, I shut it off. Where do you work? I work at a cabinet shop. Oh, a cabinet shop. Yeah, like amish? Like you're amish? What do you what do you kind of crop? Where they work on a shop where they do your the cabinet

doors from your kitchen and your bathroom. Oh you read you read cabinets? Yeah in what? In what city? In Fort Myers? So okay, that's cool. So are you a cabinet You're not a cabinet maker? Like, what do you do there? Are you part of our affair show cabinet? Yeah? What do you do in the cabinet place? So I do the doors? I do something called the easy blazing. Yeah, so imagine the door in your kitchen. You know they

have like the lines for the designs. Take like a color and like trace the lines basically, Now, who's better? Are you Home Depot or Lowes? Where should I go get my cabinets if I wanted to put a new new kitchen in from Okay, all right, that's cool. I don't know if I need them, though, I don't know if I need a cabinet. Do you give free consultations?

I'm sure I have any, says to myself on my headphones on listening to the show in the morning and then the fifth minutes show and they knew guys right now, I love you. You consume all of our content. Yeah, how is your brain not like rotted by? Now? From all that, I have no idea but I just love it. It It keeps me going. Do you watch porn? Do you watch porn at work? Because Gregg watch on his phone. I am not watching porn. I am no, no, do you watch porn at home? I don't need to be

a pig about that. Hey, let's and do I have to bring my cabinets to you or you come to my house? By the way, you have to go to the sales people. I can't do it. I can try to do it on the side, but probably that. But but does does your company send somebody to my house to remove the cabinets off my walls? Or do I have to actually take them down myself and then bring them to you? I think if you heard my cloaster,

they will actually send people to goal. Okay, so so you so your company send somebody to people's houses to remove the cabinets properly and then to bring them back to your place and then you read and then you refurnish them the inside as well or okay, I understand that, but wait, now does your company do the insides as well?

Or only the outsides everything? Really? So, like if I wanted to go from like a like like a light brown to like an oak like, like like a darker oak, like you would do the whole thing and make sure that the inside works as well. Yeah. Really, huh is that a lot? Is that a lot? More? Is that? I'm sorry? That is that less expensive? I think we're pretty expensive here. I mean, we don't even really get

a discount here. So it's expensive no matter what whether I go get new cabinets or I get mine refurbished, you it's the same price. Yeah, So then why why go through all the trouble? Why not just go get new for new uh cabinets? What's the upside to you refurnishing my cabinets? I know, people get a lifetime warranty, so whenever anything gets damaged or sews off like or you have to do is give him a can and be like that got you? So you beyonc we kind

of music you like? No, but back to porn, because Greg, he really wanted to know if you watch porn at home? Because you just glossed over that question. I did not want to ask her that I didn't. He wrote it up on it, he prot it on a sign and he held it up. You'll beyond what do you look like? Let me look you up on the affair show Nation. Okay, now you're you're accusing me of being a perv. Hey, what do you look like? What do you look like? You're in your off air Nation? Let me look what?

Look you up? Yeah? Bianca Rosa? All right, well you know you're live on the podcast right now. You know that, right? I don't look you up? Is that okay? Is she a todd lurg? I don't. I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna look you up. I'm gona look you up, baby girl, Gregg can you tell Gregg Tea hasn't had sex in a while? He actually as Greg Tea where his wife is right now? I don't know. She says, she's at lunch by herself. Who goes to lunch by herself? Wait? Wait, wait,

wait where at Whole Foods? Well wait, hold on, they do serve great lunch at Whole Foods. But she wait a second. She says, she's sitting at Whole Foods by herself. And that's like seating area, like after you pay your stuff, you sit down there. It's like an area to sit down happy exactly. Well, I've got to be honest, I've actually gone to Whole foods before, and I've sat outside at a picnic table by yourself, by myself. Really, yeah, because the food looks so good when you walk in there.

She loves her soup, she says, Wait a second, you don't believe it. I don't know. Is it what you think that she's she's hanging out with some dude? Well, I'm just I always tell her, I go, You're not sitting there by yourself. She's like, I am, Come on. Maybe she's meeting an old friend, maybe old high school flame. Bianca? How do you spell your name? I'm looking you up right now. So he's so mystified by this. I A and C A Bianca Rivera. Yeah, I got you, I

pull Bianca. I got you right now. I think it's his tailor, stone Builders and Southwest. Oh no, you won't let me. Sorry, something went wrong, don't you feel don't you feel creeped out by this? Yeah? She's blocking you as you speak? Cry again? This is Facebook activated right now? No? Yeah, I got you? I see stop it? What I'm checking her? Are you doing a podcasts? Are just talking? Being? She's a brunette? How tall are you? Bianca? Mike? Why are

you asking you don't want to know. Our audience wasn't to paint that picture. We owe it to them. How how tall are you? Bianca five? For all your little something, your little fantasy? Yeah, Bianca, and she's single? How old you Bianca? Twenty six? Nice? She's got a job Tea. Well that's good. You gotta stop this. Do you live by yourself with she's single? Single? Mom in the house, mom a sweet fantasy right here on the podcast. Yeah, come on, dance, let's go. Whatever you do, do not

unlock your profile. Do not let this guy. Let's drop the disco ball. He's gonna prick out pictures of you and blow them up, dim the light, and then he's gonna go home while his wife is at Whole Foods. Pull up a chair, Deadanka go oh yeah, there's Bianca. Now I'm watching to stop it. I got listen, bian I gotta stop this. This is terrible, This is awful. We got will you say goodbye to her? Alright, Bianca, when you hear this sound, our fantasy is over. We're

moving on. Jack load to you. We're back. I was like you were living in a dream right there. You know that, right? Do we have a doorbell on a doorbell. I got into the doorbell. Hold on, somebody's coming to our door right now? Oh, hold on in h is Hey, it's it's uh, it's Robbie from sales. You know. I call him Mucci. Mucci, That's what I call him. What's up? Movie? Okay with Mucci? It's not on his microphone, not I you said again. I let people call me whatever they

want to call. Okay, so you're Mucci? Yeah? All right? Well was the nickname in high school? Rob coach? Coach? What did you coach? I didn't. I just told people what to do a lot. He looks like a collegiate Conan O'Brien. The Has anybody ever said you look like Codan O'Brien when it's really really flipped over? Yeah, but without the red in it. Yeah, I've got this guy looks like O'Brien. Look, don't you think? But don't you think?

She's a cool nickname? Mooch. Mooch is a great name. Right, He's not a mooch, but his last name he's Okay, So for all your moochi, what is your real last name? I'm a couch, I'm ach. You want to be called couch? You would be called couch. That was that. That was my dad and uncle that they got those. Yeah, it was. It was an interesting nickname. He's Achi. His name is pronounced I'm a COUCHI but I think he's called mooch. I'm a mood. Wait, did you get made fun of

growing up like I'm a couchie? Like he's a couchie. I mean in like grade school, but like but then in high school, like you know, when you become like bigger than the other kids. They really can't do that, they can't. They called me. They called me dumb because my ears stuck out. Do you know that I spent an entire summer with my ears masking tape behind my

head to straighten them out. Music we're talking about. I can't exactly adjust my last name right there the truth, but I want you to hear this for a second. I used to be called play music. You gotta have There, we go, there, We tell us what happened. When I was in third grade, they developed the name Dumbo because because you know, kids can be really cruel, and they were cool to you, calling you I'm a couchie, that it really is your name, but it really is my name. Right.

So so they called me Dumbo because my ears stuck out. I had an imperfection. So I'm looking at you now. When school ended, look at me? Now? Why he put headphones on? He thought he would hold his ears back, and then he went to radio when school ended. That whole summer, I used to look in the mirror, and I used to first. I used to stand there for like about a good half hour and holding my ears as close to the back of my head as possible. His face, hold his ears back, Dictionary, this is not

even sad. Did you guys, did you guys have a beach house together? Back? We did? His ears were fine, then his ears were fine. There you go, now you have a podcast. Right later that summer, I said, I can't stand here in the mirror staring at my head and trying to hold my ears to my head. So I got masking tape, so sad and I took masking tape, and I take it from one ear. What the hell is this? This is not the music I ordered. All

freak is singing. And then and I taped it to the back, and then I would take the other ear to the back of my head and then how old are you well I was. I was eight nine years old. Yeah, so for the whole summer, every day I would get up and I mean I would sleep with it this way too, all right, sleep with So when did you like overcome this? Well, as I grew scarred, scarred for life, as I as I grew older, that's older, my my, my head, I guess went into shape. My ears actually

grew the right way. But I always attributed it to the fact that I helped him do that by taping him to the back of my head, taped them down. What are you doing here today? So this is the part where I say, like, you know what, you might have been called nicknames. I might have been called nicknames, but now we're getting free pillows. Mucci is part of

the sales team. In case you're an off air headlist, Mucci like Panistana Pete who never shows up anymore Lte, he never shows up anymore, and it doesn't bring you. Freestyle doesn't bring us by the way, that guy he brought us. He brought us so many promises and never delivered is the definition of empty promises. That guy, man, he really is so so we pretty much so we welcome. He's got a big. You got a big box, Dari Mucci has a big box. I got I got one

of my best clients, the my pillow. Yeah, spokesperson, Yes, our sponsor. We play a commercial from them. What's what does it sound like? What is my pillow commercial sound like? Gary can do the read for you know, the one that they run on TV all time. I don't do the TV one. This is radio. This is we have a better offer? Do we have one? Four pillars? The audience from an A plus to an APP because they don't want to get me to continue and add this very helpful. No, that's when he was going to jail.

Get off. That's not going to jail anymore. Going to jail, Gary, I think you're thinking of Billy Mains from Oxy Cleaner. That's what I think. You're right. Well, isn't there music though? For it? Doesn't he brought you by my Pillow? I can't find it. There's a million my Pillow cuts in here. Is there one where he actually where he actually talks on the commercial thing? I think? So? I mean, looking, what is are they going to sponsor the podcast? Well,

you know, hopefully possibly. So here's the here's my pillow in a nut Jill without getting the commercial because I can't freaking find it my first all. Michael Lindell, he's awesome. Yes, yes, this dude, this dude, he he has created this special foam, this proprietary foam which actually makes your head fall right into it, but it actually helps the curvature of your body and your spine. You don't get a great night's sleep.

And by the way, this is this is not a commercial, even though they're sponsoring ON and I do the commercials for them. What you do or you do not get a good night sleep if if you don't get it, most people don't get a good nice sleep because of the way that their neck lies. Yes, so this form fitting pillow adjusts to your curvature of your body and your spine and helps you helps it keep a perfect spine and therefore helps you get a better night's Sleepy

have five or six different fills. So like you go online, you type in your T shirt s eyes what your current pillow is. If you sleep on your side, your back, your stomach, and they spit out a color fitting size for you and that's what you order. You order the pillow by based on the way you sleep. It would use this a side sleeper. What do you use? Yes, that's a blue level. So that's a little bit like

if you want to be a little bit elevated. You put it in the dryer for five or ten minutes, open up the patent, it foam and then you know, it takes. It takes the shape of your head and neck and you in that REM sleep a lot longer. The REM sleep is the important sleep. Really, you guys are morning people. You've got to be sharp. I mean, I don't know how you guys do it for how many years? You guys? What do you wake up in

the morning? Me? If I wake up before six thirties, that's uh, that's six Yes, So here's what I want to do with By the way, with my pillow waking up at three am every day three am? You got the five am show, that's right. Can we talk to Michae Lindale about maybe giving some to our off air heads and you know their off their heads need to lay on a perfect pillow, so like from my pillow. Yeah, right now, there is especially Marine Dan he just had

an operation. That dude needs a pillow. He needs a pillow. Oh my god. Um, so what about what about and Felsie look at look at FELSI looks he he needs a good night. Well, I mean yeah, I mean right now, they special it's it's felt. It's four pillows for one. If you go to my pillow dot com four pillows off. We need to do type in a code code one and you get four pillows for the price of off. Okay, so how does that go? So it's it's two premium

pillows because a lot of them. A lot of times people see the classic pillows, like in best buying stuff like that, you want to go online and get them. There two premium pillows and the two small travel pillows, the ones for like plane four for the price of two and travel pills work good. I have two little girls. They always sleep in the back seat of the car. They can use travel maybe do one of seven with shipping. Can I tell you, guys, that totally worth my entire

life change? It really didn't. I can't sleep on anything but these freaking pillows. They came out. They came out with the mattress now too. Oh, I need a new mattress for real. I'm not even kidding you. You don't have to the other day to my matress. Listen, I realized, for real, I have no they just they just say my pillow, my mattress. To see somebody about a mattress. I'm not even kidding. I realized that me and my wife, So Trish and I right, like, if the center of

this table is my this is my mattress. Right, We've had this mattress. Now, we've been married, will be fifteen years in September, and we've had the same mattress. We have created two children on that same mattress. Let me get the mattress. Sound scary? Come on, Gregor what do what does Gregg Tatrich sound like in that mattress? Let me tell you, Moucci, we have made a lot of sound on this mattress. Come on, scared, what does it sound like? Let me I've realized. Let me get the

bed spring. Yeah, come on, give me to me. Here's my mattress. Sounds like at home. I don't know if this is Michael Lindell's mattress. Yeah, it certainly doesn't. It is not, because he's got here's my mattress at home, sties mattress. Yeah, mattress sounds like. So I realized my mattress. Now it's like hill. So in order for me to get over to Church's side, I have to roll up the hill to the center of my mattress and then I can roll down the hill to her side of

the mattress. That my mattress is ruined, ruin. I need a new matches, I probably. Oh that's right. Can you help me? Yeah? I mean tell people to that listening to the podcast to um chime in on Facebook and Instagram, get get their attention. They'll definitely reach out and we can get them some pillows. All right? Yeah, Look, we want to do like a great pillow giveaway with Mike Lindell, do a great pillow fight. Can we have a pillow fight? They actually own the Guinness brook of World Worker for

the biggest We got to do this. What are they doing? Wait? Is it in Minnesota? How many people? Three thousand people? People? Are the schedule? Then we go for the record. When's another one? They're gonna schedule another one? I don't know. Can you do that in New York City without getting like really like fight. How do we do one? We got we gotta get together in our fair army to

be part of the pillow fights a fair show pillow fight. Yes, you guys put it together and I'll ask the question, Oh my god, so how many you have for me? You have like four of you? Yes, I have I have two travel pillows. You are always welcome to the show. Mooch brings gifts is great and if he was salesman, he's the King's sales like to advertise on the podcast. We'd like to get my pillow on the podcast. We gotta bring my Michael Lindel up here. All fair show army.

Let's say hashtag Mooch, hashtag army, get your pillows pillow dot com use hashtag. This was not a commercial, but we're giving you that service because p see the door. See the door, LGP the doors yours, that's right, the of the door, hitch in the sow's right. You guys definitely deserve a good night's sleep. And then it's my pillow seed freak right now to be writing my pillow jingle. Oh he's not see Bullfrid should be like chiming on his keyboard. He's like, yeah, I'm busy, all right, thanks

thanks guy. Could you tell myne to check out this podcast later, you know on iTunes or on Google Play or on the offair show go to I Heart Radio all of it. Yeah, yeah, let them know. Don't just sell Jacklobe for yeah, he goes he's part of the family. Now, yes, he's part of the family. Moved. We got some birthdays, correct, team, we do little fairheads. Thank you to Daniel uh Marine Dan. I don't know if other people had put this list together to last month, thought Jilly and a couple other

people put it together. But this month, I guess well, Dan, Daniel texted it to me. Happy birthday for these are our I guess our May birthdays. I'm sorry, No, Jillian Cooney, Diana Clark and Marine Dan put us together. Happy birthday to President Day. Oh my god, are you kidding me? It's his birthday. It's his birthday. See now see I feel like we got Yoka in the face now, man, I mean, how do we not do anything for the president? These are on May birthdays. We didn't get the president

a birthday gift. Happy birthday to rich Felds, to Sergeant and our hold on Felt He's got a way over beyond we got it? Are you kidding me? Dude? Alpha Dog Craig Wiggington Jr. Celebrating way. Also, well, all those guys holy ship, we just talked to her on the phone. Bianca Rivera's birthday us her birthday a Fair Show calendar. Also Shopper Cam, Cameron Nolan. We're forgetting some of these

people that this is on. This is wrong. Corey Travis celebrating Jordan's Schuler melling it, Prince Kristen slime Glazer, Ruben Perez, Brian Faris. Also all the guys that made us d that's b ry. If it wasn't for any of these guys, that wouldn't be an All Fair Show. Tanya Mantika and Devin Spender and Chantel Foster. Also Bozia Zach Razukski, Happy birthday, look at that Happy birthday. And also special get well to Marine Dan. He's on track for a great recovery.

He's out of work for another four weeks, so all he's doing he's listening for the next episode of All Fair Show. Come on, scarre let's get our song ready to you. Here we go, ready one great all right, and to all the All fair heads, this is the happy one. Happy happy birthday, and there's your special day. Hey, Happy happy birthday. And this is what we saying. Hey, happy happy birthday, May all your dreams come true. Happy happy birthday from the office show to you. Hey, there

you go, guys, who needs a freaking piano? There you go, Happy birthday? All right? So you really think your wife is cheating on you? No, I didn't say that. I just said you should be a little bit speculative when your wife kids keeps telling you that she's having lunched by herself at the Whole Foods. You know, I mean, come on now, you know, and it's not like you know, it's not like Trici's uh is ugly, you know what I mean? Like she's sitting there by herself. You don't

come on now, I don't know. Well, she's not ugly, but you never know. She let me tell something. It would be really easy to cheat on you though. I'm not trying to put all ideas in your head. But and don't give any other day I said, any other young's out there that always talking her. So if you think about it, between six and ten you're on the radio, I can't go anywhere the voices on the radio in a studio. Then she know that the coast is clear, that you're just gonna walk in on her like a dude.

That happens in the movies. I wish it was, but oh my god, don't give anybody stupid ideas. Google the story though. There's a funny story. There was a radio DJ who accused his wife of cheating. So every morning he would be on the air in the morning show. He had a morning show. One morning, this is a true story, guys. You could google the story. One morning he played a tape of him on the air, and around in the morning he was on the radio, but

it was a tape of him. He showed up at the front door and opened up the door and it's like gotch caught his wife in the act, called for divorce and the relationship was over. Oh yes, just google DJ morning DJ catches wif I just typed it in right now, let's and his wife in the act. Oh my god, wife caught cheating on radio show. On the radio show. No no, no, no, that yeah, hold on is right now. Let's say this is something else until

van he's being busted on Classic five over try what's that? Yeah? Okay, I got your email? What is this? Tell me, my dear, what's going on? Well, I uh, as I told you on the email, I'm suspecting that something is not ridding up lately. My wife has been coming late, and anytime I asked her, she says she's been going through some what keran he says, I don't think what goes on until that time late at night. And what made me actually write to that email is the text? Got I

got it? This is not the one to keep me. Wow, I'm fast forwarding. Wow, if you google this, there's another thing. Dude catch his wife in bed cheating with another man and records it. What is that? Where's that one? Oh, dude, there's a lot of good stuff here. Come on. Man, Marine goes home early and finds wife cheating with another veteran. What has nothing to do with DJ though? Guy catches his best friend's wife cheating with another man? Anyway, Well,

here's not one. Is this what cheating wife gets busted on live radio? No, that's not that one. Are you sure? Best man catches the bride cheating? Hold? This has got to be the one. Well, anyway, this is a true story. Somehow a husband caught his wife cheating. He's a morning showing. She thought she was the point is this is it? Now? Tell me what it is the same one, the same one. No, No, he catches her live on the radio. No, but you're not. You're not typing it in right at the end of

the day. This was a morning show DJ who decided to be clever and play a tape of his set himself because the wife thought that, you know, he's on the radio and he's cool. This is because this is not right. But that's going to cheating the criminal alright for this, This is a radio prank. These are people catching each other. Child prank though. Yeah, no, enough, I've heard enough of that, all right. There's no audio of

this one. There's no audio. This is no because he was playing a tape of himself and he went home and he went he played the tape of himself so he could catch his wife cheating, because then she'll be like, oh, there he is on the radio, and then it's okay, it's safe. That's what happened. It's pretty clever him to do that. That really is. I done a lot of credit from farrest Peter's day off. You know what, if you ever caught your significant other cheating, you might want

to drop us an email. So we can read your emails. We want to find out all about it at the Offers Show at gmail dot com. Drop us a line. We want to find out you caught your significant other cheating in the act. We want to what do you want to talk about now? Greg? Honestly, I don't have much time. I have to do an interview. What are you talking about? I have an interview with you? What kind of an interview for another podcast? Wait? What, I'm not even kidding which podcast? Okay? So I was, so,

I was. I was in New York City for This is for Real. So I'm walking through the city and uh, and this guy John Madigan, right, I don't know if you know him. So John Madigan listens to our show all the time, and he came out of nowhere and he goes right, and I go yeah, and he goes, oh my god, I'm John. So he started talking, you know, tweeting me back and forth on direct message, and today he scheduled it. He would love to interview me at eleven thirty right now in New York. It's seven minutes

after eleven. Wait. He he's got a podcast. He's got a podcast. Who You're cheating on? This podcast? With another guy's podcast. Well, I just he You want to call him up and do it live right now? Wait a second, No, on a hold, on a second, we call him up. What is he he'll interview both of us? What is he interviewing you about? What? I don't even know? You want to call him up? I'll call him live on the podcast? All right? Here, here's his number. Tell him

he'll be early. But wait, what's the name of his podcast? But wait a second, are we gonna cross promote? Are you going to promote our podcast on his podcast? Will att seriously, don't just do this for nothing? No, he will? You believe Gregg Tea? He gives away the farm. Here's his number. I can't believe this. Are you serious? He found me in the city. He just walked up to you. He said, Yo, Greg Tea. And his name's you know I have a problem. Okay, let's call him. I don't

like anybody with the names John Well. I want I want to find out who this guy is and why is he trying to steal you first podcast? Why don't you tell the story on this podcast? He's really good guys for Staten Island. I'm sure he is. But he's competing against us. No, he's got his own podcast. Yeah, but that's other people's time. Hey John, Hey Greg, Yeah, it's gets great tea and Scary Jones. Hey, great Scary Jones. How you doing? What's going on? Man? You got a

two for over here? Oh? Man, how you gotta do it? Well? John, I'll tell you what's going on? Man. So mean, Siskiri and I are in the studio and we're doing the off Air show podcast right now. Oh my god, dude, I love the off air Do you really I like this guy? Now? So I said to him, gol, dude, we gotta cut it short. I gotta get out of here. And he goes, where you going? Yeah, he's telling me that.

He goes, yeah, we gotta end the podcast because I gotta go do another interview for another podcast, and I gotta be honest like a jealous girlfriend. I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean? So he started questioning me like a detective, and he says he's he's going all these questions and I just told him who you were, and then I met you in the city. Tell him how we met? Yeah, get ahead, like I want to hear this. Yeah. So So I was walking to my bust office I also worked in Manhattan, and

I'm just I'm I'm walking down the street. This is right next to Brian Park and I just see Greg T walking down the other other way and I was like, oh my god, like I have to say hello. Yeah, that's right, and I stopped him. I said, Hi, Gret. You know my name is John. I'm a big fan. And uh we were tell feel like a good ten minutes. Do you sound like a nice guy? You know you got a podcast. I do have a podcast. Ye what you call? Don't you give it a plug right here

on the Off Fair show. Oh dude, thank you so much. Man. It's called Escalated Podcast and Greg T is going to be on so once a week comedy interview show. Scarry, I would love to have you on as well. Hold on, Now, you like him all the sud John, you should go back and listen to our podcast. How he you know, he totally he was tissing all over you. Man. He

hold on, John, here's the problem. It was gonna brought you to be the most hated man in America because because he's got an interview on your podcast, he's got to end this podcast that's gonna piss the off fair heads off. And you know, our off fair army is strong and it's growing. It's like flint Stones kids Vitamins, ten millions strong and growing. We don't want to do that. No,

we don't want to piste the off fair hands. I started scolding him because I'm like, dude, you can't just leave the off fair Show podcast to do another guy's podcast. How is that? You just gonna bea everyone high and dry? So I just want to make nice with you because you do sounding a great guy, and I don't want the off airheads. He's a great guy, so I don't want the old fairheads to bombard you on social media. No, he's a good guy. He really is, and that's why

I even agree. Maybe we can Well, where can we hear your podcast? It's on iTunes and Google Play, Stitcher pod being everywhere. By the way, a second, he's much more advanced than we. We just got on iTunes and we just got on we just got on google Play. Now why are you not on I Heart Radio? Because I'm I'm I don't have an I love my Heart Radio, just I don't I don't know how to submit a podcast. We need to talk to C three p O. We know the president of podcasting at I Heeart Media See

three p L Chris Peterson. We might have to put a call in for you. What's your doing? I hope? So what are these other places? Stitcher and what's the other one? Poddina, He's everywhere? Does it pay for us to be on those? Because I'm gonna talk to see two po about getting our show there. I tell you what I can. I can. I can get your podcast on there. If you give me an RSS feed, I can get your podcasts. This guy knows everything about radio. Everybody.

Subscribers do you have to your podcast? Well, unfortunately, at least from iTunes doesn't give you the amount of subscribers list. But we are brand new, so this is so great. Tea is going to be our fourth interview. In fact, we just had Brian Friedman on. I know you guys know who he is, the guy who does all the photography for I Heart and Heart radio events. Yeah, he and he just came on and he loved it. So we're only about a little hold on a second, hold on, yeah,

what is that? Yeah? What is that? What do you what do you that tea. This is our theme song, John, you and me making friends? Wait? Wait you got a theme song? Wait? Hold on, he's wait, he's not. Just hold on a second here, I'll stop the music. Stop the music, friends, hold on. Don't mean to be jealous here, but wait a second. This guy has said he was a guest on your podcast. You're now saying he's on once a week, and now he's playing me the theme song like he's a part of your show. I look,

I would he's not a part. He's coming on from one episode. But just run wait a second, and John, hey, not not not for nothing? But you you didn't you invited me after the fact. That makes me feel like I'm an afterthought. No, no, no, just I knew that I had already met Greg on the city, so he knew exactly who I was and to him and then you know, that's how that happened. And what do you do with your mid days that you don't you're allowed to do a podcast because we have trouble finding people

who want to participate in this thing. So I'm a I'm a student and I go to work. So, um it's finals. You know college is ending right now, so um so that's why I'm home, say the podcast. After this week, I'll be in the city every day. What are you going to interview Gregg Tea about on your podcast? About about about the beginning, how we got on the show, how we met Elvis? You know, how how he got together with my heart radio and just a clear channel

and all that stuff. You do have a voice. You got that voice for radio because you're like this, right, I got I hear that. And your boy, John, you got a little bit of a lift in fifteen minutes, right, John, I'm calling you up. Yeah, unless see you want to you want to push it a little bit so you can continue doing the off air show. I can hold back a little. No. No, he's already made his appointment because because after that, he's got something else he's got to do. I'm so busy, man. We have to end

this podcast now. But but I'm gonna tell everybody to subscribe to yours so he can hear they can hear a great tea after hours or something. What's one more time your podcasts name. It's called Escalated a podcast and it's on iTunes and Stitcher and Google Play and pot bean and every every service that escalated quickly and and you know what, And you know the other thing is he's very radio savvy, like like like this guy has

got his thinking. And I'm telling you, like just his mannerisms and the way he was, I'm like, dude, there's no way I'm gonna say no to him, for sure. And he's like he was so cool. It was like you want to be like absolutely, John, I'm just messing with you. I'll come on your podcast one day too, I'm sure. Oh my god, thank you so much, man, Wow, oh my god. So is she coming to visit you

in person or on the phone? We do whatever Google hang out, but I would love to come and visit you guys someday, you know, up in the studios' But I'm not doing what Google hangout. I'm calling you personally. Yes, that's wrong, that's right, Yes, off their heads? All right, Okay, it's all good. But well, John, thank you for us stealing Greg t from me. It's only about a time before he leaves this podcast and just joins you permanently because he's already got a theme song. He's it's like

making friends for all the world to see. There you go, Johnny, You gotta get that song for us. I have an original for you, making friends for all the world to see. Here's your theme. All right, Johnny, I'm gonna call you in fifteen minutes. Yeah, boy, Johnny, I feel I feel well at this time, scary. We're gonna have to shut the podcast down. I feel betrayed. Yeah, you can feel betrayed all you want, you know, I feel I feel betrayed. Great, this guy's got his you know, this guy's got his

tisue going on. You know, it's exactly what he's doing. You should talk to C three po and tell C three b O to get this guy on my heart and put his podcast on. This guy's got his stuff going on. Man, he's a forward thinking Here's a young guy. He knows everything about the whole social world. Everything. I just love. I just hope this guy he's gonna remind you of it, of yourself. He's like a young Scary Jones. But I hope this guy is not the uh, the one that that tears us apart. No, a ball freaking

already did that. Never tear us apart? Yeah, ball freaking already did. Well, he doesn't have time for us. We're trying to work that out. In the background, bull Freak already broke us up. No, no, he didn't break us up. It's over. He didn't never tear us apart. I need never tear us apart from Excess. It is over. Do you know we don't have in excess? Never tear us apart. You know there's a great in Excess song that the DJ. I had a host an event. This is great last week.

Before you start rumors bull Freak did not. But we're just trying to figure out a solution to where he could be part of this because he really is head over heels in in his job, his other job, the one that he gets paid for, by the way, so it's hard to get him on this part. I'm done talking about what's the name of the inn excess? Well, you know what song? Uh? The in excess song? Yeah inside, I Need You Tonight? Is it what you need? I

Need you tonight? Yes, need It's my favorite. So I had a host an event and there's a DJ right hip hop. Then he rolled this song into a hip hop song. Dude, the place went crazy, and I'm thinking to myself, holy, like he did a such a great job of blending this in song. Yeah, it was like dj j j B d j J Bard this song new Sensation. No, no, it wasn't was this one. He's a great this one. Yeah, I don't know what song it was. Now this song this is their hit, biggest hit,

need You Tonight. Yeah, it was this one, needs You Tonight. It was this one. Yes, it is a great song. Right, So he took this one and uh, he blended in into another song, a hip hop song, and he had a both at the same time, and the place was going nuts for it was the name of the hip hop So let's see if I can do it. You know what, I could try to mix it live right here? What was it? Crees yesterday? Was it was a hip hop song? And he was Carol, what song? I forget

what it was? Dude, d you're a flat lead but dude, we used to call them flat leavers. Well, you know what this is? The song? Doesn't slide that when he was dashing and there's like going crazy, Yeah was it? That's why was it? This song? Oh? I love this song. This is this is greatful? He said to slide over here the song is down slide Jack Sparrow's back watch Sparrow This is Calvin Harris with Frank Ocean and Nigo. This is such a great song, my favorite song to

ch out right now. I agree with you, hands down a great song. Yeah slide. Why don't you want to play us out? I gotta go anyway? Since you got yes all off their heads? Uh, maybe we'll see you guys when on Thursday? Maybe able Share will be here with share nose on Thursday. I have a couple of meetings. I don't like a figure out. The Share will be here. Are you too? Could do anything? No? No, you're coming into making Thursday? Why I really don't die? I got

a meeting for meeting a meeting HR? You get HR? Yeah? Thursday? What's coming on? I have a problem. You gotta take care of something. Are you serious? For real? Gotta meeting? Did somebody call you HR? It's not my check, okay, as long as someone didn't call you into the HR. I want to meet you with the new sales guy. UM name is Miguel. Look anyway, the mayor may not be a show. If you hurt here, Share will be

here no matter what. So if you like getting you hurt on today's show, make sure you jump us The email off show gmail dot com. Tweet us if you have fair show. This motherfucker's mailing in. Dude, I gotta go, Dude, cuff poo and Jack Lobe to all you guys, let it play us out. It's because I don't like this. I'm out. I gotta roll, bro fair Head, he's leaving, gotta go. And now he's like he's leaving Thursday up in the air. He just walked out where you go.

Both know I've stopped the music. This is ridiculous. I just want to let the affair heads no that I'm the only one left here. And now he's like questioning Thursday's show. He's looked out. I don't know, man, he should know Greg t should get his priority straight. I love this guy that I just met on the phone, John Madigan. But but man, oh man, Gregg, he is putting this before his own podcast. That's not cool. That's

not cool. All right, Well it's been real once again, Captain wax Barrow all by himself, sailing the ship into the night. My only request is that I don't hit his faceberk. Everybody said Jacklobe, all right, I heard you say it in your car. I guess I guess me,