#131: The Sketchy Sketch

um my, my oldest daughter was packing for a road trip. Um, and so she was like up all night packing and banging into the walls, and I couldn't sleep. So I normally would take a nap. I had so much to do today I couldn't nap. So I am exhausted, perfect absolutely exhausted. But you know what, You're never too exhausted to have a rant. No, I'll listen. I'm I'm up for that. But listen, here's the thing you made a

joke about. We don't know when this is going to reach the the audience because you have a tendency to fall asleep or not post it right. Well, the other thing I could do is not hit the published button, right right, you didn't. You didn't publish the podcast last week, and as such slices, we were not in the top one hundred on the radio podcast top one hundred because the episode was we put it up I think Friday to you know last week whatever, yes, Saturday, and then

scared didn't post it. It It didn't go up til Sunday night weekend, right, So but we're hoping that we get all the listens now from last week's episode. This week, yeah, this week's episode, we'll have double or one and a half maybe and we'll be able to make it nice into the top ten again. You know what. You know what I did learn from that, don't download the podcast if ever you're not gonna just let it, just keep

it on, put up a stream at baby. I learned that most people listen to this podcast and have the experience through I Heart Radio because it posted to every other platform except I heeart radio. So you know, all kidding aside, I did hit the published button. I didn't forget, but for some reason it didn't go on iHeart, but it went everywhere else. And so some people were commenting to me privately and then but most were like, when is a podcast coming up? And I'm like, uh, I

published it. What do you want me to do? What do you want to say right now? Whatever time you see this go live, I want you to know it could have been published. I want to say about thirty five to forty minutes sooner. And that's because when we started to set up for this podcast. Today we're having testical difficulties. Well I wouldn't say we, I mean we as a team. Yes, Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna hold on, hold on. First, Scary told me that my microphone doesn't

sound right. I gotta change the settings, reset the the microphone. He's starting a clicking noise right yeah, and as the slices you're hearing right now. Right then, he tells me, I gotta unplug the microphone. By the way, my my snowball, which I think I paid forty dollars for fifty the most whatever I've said in previous episodes, that's what I

paid forty. It's sounding like it right now. Okay, So he's having me log off of the system that connects our our audio and reboot relog switched to the desktop setting switched back all these settings. He's telling me, I hit clicking. It sounds like you just you recited the lyrics to the two see slide. Yeah, one step forward, two steps back. That's Paul Abduel, right, okay, so um, I wi my head back and forth, all of it, DoD hokey pokey, and so we spent fifteen minutes scuries.

It's your microphone, don't you. I think the cable is bad, but it is. It currently is. I can hear it right now. It's still like it still sounds like ship. Then he's den He's telling me it sounds like shit. It must be that your your computer has switched back to the internal top microphone. So I'm doing this right. Listen, listen, I'm tapping ever so gently on my snowball microphone and I can see the levels, so I know it's not the laptop microphone. It's the correct and he's uh so.

Then I said, well, let me let me try a different browser. That didn't help him. I so I said, let me try the internal microphone. Tries the internal microphone, and he says, I still hear the clicking so clearly. Once both of my microphones are doing the same clicking. It can't be either one of them. So he says, well, I don't know. I guess I can reset my system. Yeah, you know, his his his forty seven thousand dollars system.

So he resets it, logs me off with the log everything back in again and guess what he goes, Oh, it sounds great. So again, I remind you, I paid forty dollars. Scary paid forty seven dollars plus tax from Sweden and his system doesn't work. Click the sound of his money falling out of his pocket. The clicking. We here right now, Norway? Where is your cheap ass internet? That's what the clicking is. See, this is exactly it. I'm losing him. I'm losing I'm losing him. This is

Brodie's fault. He doesn't pay for top speed on his internet. He doesn't. I just said, I'm telling him. I'm see now, I'm trying to call him right now because we the line dropped. Yeah, yeah, for some reason, Brodie, I'm telling you right now, it's your internet. That's the front problem. Did the line drop during my rent? Yes? No, no, no, no no it did not. You see, I'm getting your clean feed audio. This is all being recorded. It never dropped.

Your phone dropped from your iPad where you're trying to listen back to me. And as I was telling the slices, it's your cheapest internet. Something is wrong. You do not have your internet is fucked right now? Or or or did that or or you I'll tell you what. Maybe your entire fan only his home and they're all using devices because your internet as slow as fun. Right now, I'm on Google WiFi in the house and I'm I'm well, why don't you why don't you Google yourself a better WiFi?

Because this WiFi you run right now is like sounds like ass You know what I could and it already dropped the line. That's my proof right there. It dropped the iPad that you were listening to me on. That's why you couldn't hear me still hearing you on the iPad before just about the dirty about Let's see two minutes ago. It didn't drop. It said call failed. I had to redial. I had to redal you while I was talking to the slices. I had to hit the

redial button. But your your your audio coming back to me. I got baby, I got I got full bars alright, you're on bad yeah, and you're on forty seven dollar equipment and it sounds like ship. Okay, you hear that. You hear that dropout slices. You know what I'm talking about, right? That those are digital glitches caused by bad upload speeds. And Brodie is suffering your computer. It's your computer, it's yours, dude. I'm on, I'm a i'm I got a gig up at a gig down. I got THI us over here.

Look at you. Not a sponsor, not a sponsor, not a sponsor. You know, I have a feeling we're gonna hear a lot of that today. They're not a sponsored. By the way, speaking of not a sponsor, I gotta call you out on something because I asked you not to do something last week. Right, we were talking about the other podcast with the two now one very sexual women on the podcast, right, Okay, I said, let's talk

about them, but we don't need to promote them necessarily. Now, if Alexandra wants to promote our podcast, right, she's more than welcome to. But we got a tweet from Gregory from j T at wing v I I seven something like that. He says, thanks, to Scary Jones Day and Brody Scary for always promoting play the jingle, Play the jingle, Scary the at Call Her Daddy podcast. It's one of my my it is one of my favorites. Now, I had to leave episode one thirty of the Brooklyn Boys

halfway and go see what they were all about. I did finish it after a couple of episodes, though, I came. He basically came back to finished hours after he did a couple episodes of their podcast. So he stopped in the middle of our podcast, went and listened to the other podcast that you couldn't help to keep promoting, and then eventually after he got his rocks off, came back to our podcast. Yeah. I don't have problem with bos off after our podcast as long as he as long

as he listens to our podcast, who cares. I don't care what order they do it. I would like to us first and come for them second. Okay, that's great, you don't you don't think that's too much desk? All right, So at the end of the day, it would be nice if they return the favor to Call Her Daddy podcast,

and oh listen, we tweeted at them listen slices. If you want to tweet at the Call Her Daddy podcast and let them know that the at the Brooklyn Boys podcast that's has been talking about them on episode one thirty all good things by the way, uh listen, we have another but love. So what in your tweet to them, make sure you include our names and at the Brooklyn Boys at Scary Jones, at the Brooklyn Boys podcast now at Scary Jones what what doesn't matter, just put our

names in there. I brought it up. I was my topic. So so let me let me say this, do that and say, hey, show some love, because the Brooklyn Boys is showing you some love and and support. Say say we say they set the whole new slew of listeners your way. Not that they need it because they've got millions, but well you keep saying they now her. Yeah, and you'll if you don't know the story, listen one thirty and which you know what it's It's funny because they used to be the uh well they are they Call

Her Daddy podcast. I understand what the meaning is, but grammatically it was two of them, right, it was two women. That's only one so she's the hard by herself and I know it's a double ententge I know what it really means. But the point is now it's more accurate. Yeah, well, because it's not Call them Daddy awesome. Now, I bet you that you know what. The problem they don't have at the Call Her Daddy podcast is slow Internet speeds, slices. You hear what I'm you hear what I'm hearing, Brody,

But that's your system. No, it's not four dollars from Hungary, and it doesn't sound like speaking of Hungary. I haven't eaten a dancing all day and I'm doing this podcast. You're you know you're a hero. Oh I could go for a hero right now. Actually, I can go for some some fresh MutS with superside, some balsamic, and some sun dried tomatoes. For those of you who aren't from Brooklyn, What what my friend here wants on a similar to

hero is is mozzarella cheese or mozzarella? If you eat at the Olive Garden, he would like soaprasada, which is a type of pepperoni spicy ham, which in Brooklyn he calls superside. Uh. And then do you want some capacola? How would you say capricola? For the people here. Gobba goal right, Capacola magic calling Coca cola Gobba Goola's basically that's basically, Uh, there's one for your Brooklyn Boys quote guy.

That uh that is um Oh. By the way, speaking of the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, can you finish your thought before you start in the next sentence? Okay? Thing, no, I can't so at the Brooklyn Boys quote guy, he sends out one a day, sometimes two, of the of our favorite quotes with the time code, so you guys can go back and listen to the clip. But sometimes either he's typing it wrong or he's word a word

typing what I may slur together in a sentence. And so I'm asking you, Brooklyn Boys quote guy, I feel like it's okay to put in a missing syllable. Sometimes the quotes make it look like I'm not literate, So you know, don't be so literal and make me look illiterate. And I know it's okay, that's it. What was I talking about before that? I don't know see what I'm saying.

You were in the middle of a comb out. Yeah, okay, the quote guy, so, uh, yeah, that was a quote for him to check him out because every day he uh, he puts together a very funny quote, and it's stuff I remember saying, like, it's absolutely stuff I don't remember. It's almost like a time hop for the Brooklyn Boys. Yeah, so I'll give you an example. Well, yeah, what what are you gonna say? Nope, just go for it. Oh,

episode sixty four scary. You should get this audio for next week, Yeah, he wrote, So it's Uh did Brody start a trend? Episode sixty four at the one hour and third two minute mark. Holy crap, that was long. I said, I appreciate you being very nice today. Karen, I said her name was Karen. I don't know if we had other problems with Karen's before, but her name was Karen. By the way, fuck you Karen. So I was ranting about somebody in customer service named Karen, and

now Karen is a major thing. So, but that those were two Those are two things that happened that had nothing to do with one another. But isn't that amazing how her name was Karen? Right? Maybe uh, it all came true. I mean, you know, she's a Karen. And did you see that Michael Rappaport post yesterday of Karen fighting with three Karen's. Yes, hilarious battle of the Karen's. Check that out on we gotta we got a big problem here, we got it. We got a problem in

River City. Well, a crime has been committed here. This is a huge crime ripped off when you brought that two dollar. I think you should call you have this podcast, no joke. I would call up your internet provider and I would get free dessert from them for like days, because honestly, it is definitely you know what I'm gonna switch.

I'm gonna switch, hold on, hold on the switch, or or your or your daughters are just sucking all the juice out of your internet and bandwidth because I'm telling you right now your mouth, no, they're not, if anything, you're on TikTok you're not downloading. They're on TikTok yes, because they are the appropriate age and demographic. But you know how much bandwidth that that takes up. That's the

problem being the way. Speaking of speaking of TikTok Um, there's there's two things I wanted to talk about from take That's great. I was talking about this crime that's being committed that this is really deserves everybody's attention, you complaining about we are scattered all over the place today like your internet audio. Okay, should I not talk about the TikTok thinks no, go for it. Okay, I want to shout out to at Kelly. At Kelly a K E L L. I underscore Seymour s E y m

O you are. She's on a fishing boat. It came up in the four you feed. I don't know why. Um, she's on a fishing boat with a bunch of guys drinking beers. They all don't look like doctors the lawyers. And it says these boys deserve a metal how do you spell that scary metal? Metal? M E D A L. Right. Apparently she thinks these boys deserve a m E T A L like copper or iron steel. They deserve a metal, So throw throw a slab of metally at them exactly. And then it was I had to find the other one.

There was a video I wanted to play. Um, I could find it later, but it was it was the dumbest thing I've seen again on TikTok in quite a while. But go on about us, something you wanted to talk about. I'll find this and I'll get a feel there. But what did you want to talk about? You mentioned something before you know, this is this is a crime because

and this can relate to everybody listening. Um, I guess it was all goes back to barstool Sports, doesn't it the people that give you the Oh my god, no, no, no, but no, you're gonna be very You're gonna be incensed over this, and so are the slices. They issued a

map of America's favorite food chains. Have that on my phone when I told you I wanted to talk to you about And okay, well it's it's every It's a map in the United States and in you know, all the states are outlined and there's a fast food logo inside of each state. So for instance, you know there's a lot of the states have the in and out Burger, you know in and out you know on logo on all that. That's like like Nevada and you know Montana,

things like that. Right, Yeah, you know McDonald's appears on a few what Texas what a burger because that's a big thing. Um. They in Boston in Massachusetts, you got done, don't get donuts because it rules the area. Um. Actually, no, Boston is Boston Market, Massachusetts Boston Market and Duncan is in a New England area. But my problem comes with the state of New York. Well, can we talk about

Illinois first before we get to New York? Can we talk And by the way, Elvis is gonna do this on the on the Big Show Monday, Um, so do me a favor. Don't text in that we talked about this because I gave it to him as a topic. But clearly Scary wants to talk about now and that's fine, That's totally cool. Um, But let me pull up the map as well. Let's talk about Illinois because Illinois is trending, or I should say, what Illinois finds as their favorite

chain restaurant. These are what voted by the people in that state, and they've come to a decision. Illinois the home of Chicago. I have to. I have to feel like Chicago the home of Deep Dish Pizza. I have to. I have to. My my gut tells me that this vote took place in the whole state, and the rest of the state voted for Chuck e Chee Up, Sorry, Chucky Cheese. Chucky Cheese Missouri, Chuck e Cheese, Minnesota Chuck e Cheese, that's your favorite fast food place? I mean

did they only asked ten year old kids? And by the way, how does jolly be which is a chicken joint show up? And it looks like you don't know that? No, no, I'm sorry in Michigan. And because because it is a that is a states, can you name because it's a map of the United States, but none of the states are identified? Can you name them all? Like if you look at them? Probably most of them. But I think most people listening, I think most people listening can't can't

do all of them either. So I think most people listening to know that I can. And that's all that matters, doesn't Is that really all that matters? Bertie? But jolly Be is is is a a chicken place from that originated in Jesus. I gotta find out where, but anyway has nothing to do with it, has nothing to do I have got nothing to do with the state. Hold On, hold on, I'll tell you right now. Hold on, Jolly Jolly Jolly is from where hold On Jolly Be originated.

And uh, people are on the edge of their seats. Santa Cruz, Manila. And it's a Filipino. It's a Filipino chain, a lot of Philippine in the Philippines, and they are wildly popular. So does Michigan have a high Filipino pop you know population, because I find it bizarre that jolly beat Illinois loves chuck e cheese, that I have large rat population. Well, we didn't even get to the biggest crime, which is why I'm bringing this up to begin with

the state of New York. Okay, here, now here's the thing. In the state of New Jersey. You guys should be pissed. Hold on, we are We're from scary and iron from New York City, which is the five boroughs of New York City, Brooklyn, Queens, Manhattan, Staten Island, and the Bronx. And that is an area that has about fifteen million people in the in the tri state area and arguably some of the best pizza in the world. Well some of the best food in the world. But people know

New York enough to sing the praises. When you think New York, you think pizza, you think bagels, right, you think the people people know? Okay, But the thing about New York is there's a there's a we call it New York City and kind of arroguely we call it New York. But there's an upstate New York in a downstate New York, And technically New York City is downstate New York. Okay, even though we would never call it that, we just call it New York. The world calls the

area we were from New York. But New York State is massive and it's it's a listen, there's all amazing areas were on all over New York State. Looks like the upstate people were the ones voting for this change. I have a feeling. I have a feeling because maybe the quality of pizza available in New York City isn't as readily available let's say in Syracuse, Binghamton, Rochester. Maybe they don't have the quality pizza we have in the

New York City area. But you know that pizza you get in the in the in the food court and they serve it in a triangle little box and they make it with an American flag on the box so that you'll think it's really Italian. Is it's the Italian flag? Yeah? Flag? Yeah, we're talking to Smarrows or Samarrows, you know what I call it? I call it Sbarros because it's ship pizza pizza, Okay, Smarrows? Is that is that last option? It's it's the ship that you see. Oh my god? Am I saying this?

It's the stuff that you you eat when you're really hungry and you're on a long road trip and it happens to be Oh my god, and you see it in the sign coming up in the next um road. What is it the next pull over, the rest stop, Sparrows or air reports? Right, it's the little duggets of sausage. How the fuck is that New York State's favorite fast food? By the way, there are other fast foods that's much better than that, Like I don't know McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King,

anything else. Like how do you pick a pizza and a bad pizza at that as your top choice for New York when when people go elsewhere for pizza. Have you ever told, hey, Brodie, have we ever been sitting around hanging out on your stoop in Brooklyn and be like, you know, I'm hungry, let's go to Sparrows? Said? No one ever, We don't go to Sparrows. Sparrows is a joke. It's it's Sabarrows by the way, Samarrows Pizza by the way. I'm looking. I'm looking at uh Colorado. Their favorite chain

is Rainforest Cafe. No, I mean, I like Rainforest Cafe for the atmosphere, but but is it, like is the food good enough to go? That's my favorite chain is a terrible Look at Montana, Wyoming and Utah McDonald's. McDonald's. They couldn't get better than that. Well, maybe there's no Well, hold on a second Bertie. In all fairness, there may not be. Maybe Montana, but Utah, when you've got like five wives, you got to feed them something better than

Mandanna and Idaho with the Einstein Brothers bagels. That's you know what that is, don't you. That's bagels, ship bagels. But what does does that even count as fast food? Is that qualify? I guess so, because if Duncan Donuts qualifies. But back to Sabas. Listen, if you live five hours north of Manhattan, six hours, seven hours all the way up by Canada, I'm gonna say, get in a car, take the Amtrak train, and get the hell down to where the good pizzas. Because now here's here here comes

something that could be considered irony. Brody and the like. The slices don't know this, and I don't know if you even know it, but I know it. Um Sparrows started in our hometown of the namesake of this podcast. In Sparrows started as a as a Subarrows started and the original location was on in our own neighborhood, Brody, we grew up blocks from their sevent Avenue sixty Street in Brooklyn, New York was Sparrows, Subarrows, whatever you want

to call it. That was the original. Okay. Then somewhere along the line, someone in that family must have sold it and the namesake to this god awful piece of chain, because I'm telling you, my family back in the day used to get their stuff from Sabarrows, the cold cuts in there. They had all kinds of Italian delicacies, and that place, when it was its own, standalone originals place

was fu awesome. But then the only thing it has in common with what it is today in these airports and rest stops is the name Sas sold it, and they sold it in before that. You have a Brody, Come on, man, it was they were franchising it out. It was not it is not even a shell of its former self. I don't even think that it serves the things that the original one did. It's they've got

nothing to do with one another. This is like when you go to Chicago and people say, you know, it's great pizzaia pizza in Chicago, Pizzeria Uno, and you're like what, And then you go to the original Pizzeria Uno, the actual one that says Pizzeria Uno, and its sister store Pizzeria Duo Doce or whatever not Duo. Those two places are iconic and have pizza unlike you may know otherwise in the country because those places were franchised out and

they have no quality control. And all the pizzeria Junos that I know, or Unos as we all know it today is their crap tastes like ass. Wait a second, that would make sense now, wouldn't it with me? I gotta I gotta story for you about so. So you go to the pizzeria I just want to finish, the Pizzeria Uno in Chicago and Pizzeria Duo or Dua, those two go there, try it. It's not like the rest

of the pizzeria Junos that you know. So, so that's the same concept with Sabarrows, but although the original one is now defunct, that doesn't exist anymore, so you can't taste the original. But really, New York, I'm gonna tell you about the time I met Mario Sabaro, and then maybe you'll be a little nicer to the chain once I tell you this story. So, I worked at a place, a restaurant in Brooklyn, doesn't matter where I worked, but a very popular place in the Sheepshead Bay area of Brooklyn.

And uh, Mario Sabaro came in and he knew somebody who I worked with, who introduced me to him because you know, his father is one of the is the founder of the Samarrow Beach Change. So I want, I want to hid the guy, very nice guy, and I think he lived in Howard Beach, Brooklyn. Now you can google your Howard Beach, but there's a couple of celebrity names from the Howard Beach area and he and so Mario,

again very nice, introduced me to his friend. Also, I'm gonna say here as the mics are we recording his friend very nice, good looking, very nice, handsome, very uh, the son of a dapper young man. Um. Yes, John Gotti Jr. Who went on to become much more famous after I met him. Uh, he went into his father's business as well. Uh the way Mario Sabarrow went to his family's business. So those guys are good friends. And so I don't really have a bad word to say

about Sabaros Pizzas. You trying to say that New York State. No, that that New York State made a great decision. Now that I think about it and thinking about I think New York State, if you if we really pulled back the curtain here and we really gave it some extra thought, I think it's great. Borrow now that I think. You know what, Saborros is my favorite fast food. The steam table of lasagna, fantastic. You know what, the meatballs, Brody. I haven't said this before, but I'm was saying now

I'm getting hungry. I take after this podcast, you and me, we should go to Sabars. What do you think? Did you go to Sars? I think that's the place to New York State, now that we really gave it some thought. Sabarros, New York State, great choice in your fast food Bravo, the best fast food in New York State. For being Sparrow making sabarrows your choice, right, even though they sold the company. So let's just say it's no longer good pizza. Back in the day it was good. Well that's what

no I did. If you listen back to this podcast, and you know, roll back, I did say the original location, you can't funk with that. That was that was awesome. My family used to go there all the time. But they franchised the franchise it out. They made money. And that's why mad And that's why I told you about the Pizza Juno thing too, because most people haven't had the original and they're like, pizza. You know you're gonna go to Chicago and eat there? Yes you will? There

you go. Okay, I think it's time for a break. I think we should uh, I think we should wipe the slate clean. I got a fish story coming up, a fish story like sleeping with the fish's story. No, I don't know what that means. Past and Rody, all right, so back to TikTok. There's a young woman. Probably pause for a second. Here are we are? We hearing the words out of your mouth? Brody bringing up the TikTok topic because about a few podcasts. Ago No, No, I'll explain.

If your car gets go, um, you you would get on me to bring up TikTok, and it would be you would be the last person on earth that would bring up TikTok. Hold on what's going on? Sometimes there are links on Twitter that lead to a TikTok video that it's a magician or a shark. There's different things that that I've seen on TikTok that I you know, I go, that's interesting. So in my feed I get a lot of shark videos because I find them fascinating.

And alligators, like when people in the South just like pet alligators will feed them and they like they'd not scare them at all. I find that fascinating. So there's a line from the movie Finding Nemo if you're if you've never seen it, the sharks haven't like an alcoholics anonymous organization where they are trying not to eat fish, right, They're trying not to be killers anymore. They're gonna try to eat you know, planked in or whatever whatever wherever

in the movie. They're not gonna eat things anymore. They're not gonna be bad bad fish. Okay, I know, sharks are on fish please, And so the mantra they repeat is fish our friends, not food. Okay, fish our friends, not food. And this way they talked themselves into not eating other like little fish. So I want to send the shout out to Jessica Korea. Oh six, um, I'm sure she's maybe she's born in two thousands six, so

maybe she's fourteen. Okay. She's feeding a dolphin. The dolphin is in the ocean, and she, of course, and she is up to her knees in the water and she's feeding fish to the dolphin. And she's trying to get across that dolphins can be your friend. Okay, so she says fish our friends, not food. Now I understand that dolphins are mammals, okay, but in this video she is talking about the dolphin and how the dolphin is friendly, like, hey, it's a friends, it's a dolphin. In the video, she

is feeding fish to the dolphin. Therefore the fish are food, so they're not your friends, their food, right. She's trying to say, like, oh, dolphins my friend, right, food because there are some parts of the world that he dolphin. And so in order to show in this video that fish are our friends, she is feeding fish to the dolphin, right, because that's what you do with your friends, you feed them other friends. So I had to I'd like that's. I found that to be very funny and I would

just want to share that, so I shared it. Thank you for sharing. Sharing is caring. But I'm here for the people. UM. Speaking of sharing, UM, we have UM, we have some free ship for us? Do we do good boys to give the stuff for us? See, I didn't even bother because there's a delay for us. I delayed myself and it wasn't enough. We want to thank you for sending in free ship for us. Occasionally we

do get some free ship. I think I think we need to make not that we're looking to complain the world is falling apart, but just statistically factually the free ship for us. Things not working out very well lately. Grape soda from Lacy, but we really and no, look, I don't know if stuff surriving to the studio because we're not there and you wouldn't know. But I'm there, and I can tell you right now that if free ship came in, I'll just house it. Yeah. Now, is

the mail room guy working? He is? Okay, there's two of them and they both working or no, yes, they are both okay, So maybe you should check my desk, the one with the cobwebs on it, to see if I got any free ship. Also, Scary you and I about about four episodes ago, we put it out there. We laid it out there for everybody, and we said you could sponsor our podcast. Oh yeah, what happened to that? There is a lull in the economy where are you may notice we're not doing commercials or not much now

we're playing commercials. Were doing the commercial them we we we heard rumor we might have a certain steak company coming back for Father to Day, but I haven't seen that happen us for that right, So we said slices. Maybe you've got a business, Maybe you've got a product that you're trying to sell. Maybe you've got an eBay account. Send an email to the email address Scary is going to tell you in a second, and we can work at a reasonable price. Or you could have something sponsor

on the podcast. Be sponsors. Hey are fabulous sponsors at Joe seventy five l on eBay. He's selling his old coats. Maybe that costs you five bucks. We can work that, are you. If you can introduce us to somebody that has a business that wants to advertise, we'll give you a finder's fee. Yeah, we could do that. That's how it works. We could give him an almost rand Morning Show shirt. No, I think cash is king, so I

think that they'll take that. I will say this, and Scary tends to procrastinate, you know, Scary, he procrastinates when he's not napping. Um, we spoke to our merchandise guy this week. As of next week, back in business, and we're gonna I think we Scary, We're gonna order a couple of things. I think we're gonna order a couple of things. We're gonna sit down. We're gonna want a couple of things, and we'll have a merch store pretty soon.

But COVID set us back. Sorry, all right now, maybe we may we may work that inside now this this came from Cleveland. Okay, that's one of my favorite B level horror movies. Hey brook Brooklyn boys, Um, it's at MICKEYO from Twitter. Oh yeah, I'm writing to send you both the Corona Quarter. A few episodes back, Scary had mentioned a quarter with the with the fruit bat and

I had to order a couple. I know that I say this a lot, but the two of you really have grown to be a very important part of my life. If you're reading this on the show, them, don't mention this line. Okay. I'm okay, we're working. If you're reading this on the show, don't mention his line. I'm not going to mention Okay, I'm gonna read this. I'm in my head. No no, no, he didn't right the following the following lines. Oh oh, which one of us he likes better? I know it's me. That's okay, But wait,

why wouldn't he want this promoted? Huh? Thank you? Okay, Well, I'm gonna have to send it to you later, Brodie this part of the email anyway, um you cann And then he writes, you can continue on air if you're reading out loud. Okay, great, I wikay. So now I have a question, Well let me continue reading okay, god, yes, okay. Chris is A is a loyal listener Slice for Life, and he tweets at us all the time, and I right back to him all the time. Scary rights spec

to him most of the time. He just told us. He's such a big fan of our podcast that he had to give us twenty five cents cents. So yeah, by the way, it comes in like a condom packet. It literally looks like a condom, a clear common packet. It's closed, its sealed, and we each have a fruit back quarter. So thank you for that. In advance. That was the free ship part. I didn't get there yet. Anything. We're grateful for everything. But I'm just I'm just saying

raise the bar a little bit. Lacy Goodson sent me a case of Grapeaco soda from Alabama. But these two fruit back quarters have intrinsic value, and you know it absolutely because bro let me think about it. He'll come with Chris. I'm joking, but Chris, I want to say thank you so much because he did make a big deal out of the fruit back quarter and the fact that they are sealed in these condom packets make them worth more money, I think, because they're sealed in these

plastic each quarter in this clear plastic. All right, So I'm not gonna open them up, Brodie, I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna throw this in the bag with with the other ship that I have to give you next time I see you. I have like a pair of a couple of pairs of scrubs and some other things as well. Anyway, but I will say this though. Yeah, well I didn't finish reading the email, but not email the snail mail.

He wrote this on loose leaf paper. Come on, now we we but we talked about we talked about the back coin, right yeah, right, the quarter and he was kind of have to send it. I just want to say the sack and Joey a gold dollar coin. Very nice, lovely coin. Okay, I haven't seen it, but I will take a look. You haven't seen it? Oh the old one? I think he came out with a new version of it.

All right, No, I'm just saying since we're talking about coins and people are sending us so Chris continues on um that he wants to thank you Brodie for expressing your views on what qualifies someone as being an essential worker during the pandemic. I love that someone with a powerful voice says what needs to be said. My wife, Danielle, is a registered nurse, and at times it seems as if there's a lack of appreciation for our medical workers. We've even heard comments like you chose to do this,

which is absurd. Yes, she chose to be a nurse, but she did not choose to be a nurse under these conditions. It was really cool to hear you acknowledge that this is a war where the heroes are our first responders, nurses, doctors, et cetera. Uh, Danny and I are definitely what you would call slices for life's is who are so ready ready for the day that we could travel to New York to see a live show. Thank you guys for continuing to put on such quality content.

Well that's debatable. Much love and respect. Chris ps I wrote this multiple times to ensure it was legible, and he wrote, he spelled insure E N s u r E, which is and that's n A. I have to graund police him. Yeah, that's it's the wrong one. No, wait, it's insure. Now wait a second. He may be right insure I N s u R E. When you insure you if he if he spelled it ensure with an e, he's right, all right, he is right, He is right. No, insure means you got insurance insurance right all right? Now.

I will also a very fun feature of this UH, loose leaf paper, all caps written letter. He made a couple of mistakes, and he actually went over with that the new age white out. I don't know what is it when you put the white sticky stuff on it. It's the one way you you stick it on and it's called a porno film. I love it. But he's talking about attention to du If that was me righting this thing, I would just freaking crossed it out, you know,

like scribble out and then. But he actually took the time to put like a white out strip like the white strips. That's nice over his mistakes. Yeah, I love that. I love this. It's a real handwritten male. But that doesn't solve the UH. You said, how can you email us earlier? So you can email us at the Brooklyn Boys podcast at gmail dot com. That's the place for you to send all your sponsorship leads um. And also I mentioned Mike Gregory at the beginning of this UH

on Twitter. He also sent us a picture of the fruit back quarter. That's why I had his name in mind, But you were thinking of another tweet, so anyway, but yeah, that's why I mentioned Mike's name. So I speaking of grammar police. I felt terrible about this one. Um, there's a there's a business that I frequent and I'm friendly with the owner, and there's a there's two signs in the window, and one of them it's handwritten, so it's like an eight and a half by h eleven typical

piece of paper. Two signs in the window, one in black magic marker says we sell masks and the other one says we sell hand sanitizer. That seems simple enough, right, except they wrote s A L E on both signs instead of S C L l Oh we sail. We sailed like they're on sale. So I was there yesterday and he wasn't, and I said, and I was in your place of business. I texted him and I said, hey, UM, I'm sure it wasn't you, but you've got two signs in your front window. And he said, yeah it was.

Um it was one of my my guys who you know works here, and UM, I didn't want to embarrass him. So I'm waiting. I'm waiting for his day off to rewrite tote sign handwriting and put them up. So you know, but he's like thank you because he says, you're the first person to notice that other than him. I said, well, that's good. I mean, it's sad that no one else noticed it. But um yeah. So he's like, no, I'm aware of it. So first of all, do you believe it was not him? Scary? What do you think? Like

he was going, oh, yeah, it was one of my works. Um, I I honestly think that it was him. And you know, like asking for a friend kind of thing. You know it was him. It was him. I don't I don't think it was him. But for a second, I'm like, wait a, I don't think it said, I don't think it's him. In retrospect, I don't think it's him. Um, I rumber one more thing by you. You can run several by me. I mean it's actually infinite if you think about it, because this podcast is going to continue

on and on and on on. Okay, there was a job posting UM in a town not that far from me, and you tell me what's wrong with posting My saw it and sent it to me immediately. By the way, your audio gets worse by the minute. But continue, shut the shut I'm looking for an experienced babysitter UM for twenty to twenty five hours a week, specifically nine to two pm. We are flexible in hours and days. Wait, stop right there, that they were flexible in hours and days. Well,

it's nine to two pm. We are looking for an experienced babysitter or nanny. Twenty five hours a week. Wait a second, wait, that doesn't end up. Well, twenty five hours a week. Wait on night, it's five hours a day. Okay, that makes sense alrighty five hours a week. Okay, okay, specifically nine to two specifically, but the hours are flexible. We are flexible in hours and days. Maybe they're looking for several cover the ship. They're flexible. You could work

Tuesday Thursday and the other one works Monday, Wednesday and Friday. Whatever. We are looking for an experienced sitter one person is. That's a head scratcher right there. Specifically nine to two pm. We are flexible in hours and days. I don't know what baby said, I don't want to nanny your children because they what if that? Like? I can't I can't even, I can't eat. You can't even you said it? You you you're you're using your daughter's language. Now what are

you doing? I am confused? I can't even. I am confused, AF completely I am. I am low key confused, low key confused. AF Are you confused, af Bertie? Yes? Yeah, well okay, all right, we gotta take a quick break here, really really really all right? Start up, Hey, I'm playing the star up using my fat finger. Hit the wrong sound patch. Your question for three and eighteen thousand dollars, couldn't Czecho Slovakia sends you a home studio where your

fingers fit the buttons. You are the ultimate inducery and scary. I didn't finish with the free ship for us? Well why do you get distracted? Hello? Um? If you look at the Brooklyn Boys on Instagram and on Twitter most recent tweet, you will see a sketch drawing of the Brooklyn Boys our our logo of ours. Okay, now I want to explain something to you. I just wanted to say when you just went, that's not my Internet connection. So let people know that that's me. Now, that's that's me,

that's you, right, Okay. So there's a company out there from This is not a sponsor. I'm not going to hit the jingle. We're not getting paid for this. But this company, um, who act? They actually do these drawings. They do sketches. Um, they've been featured and you've seen their work on red carpets of of all the Academy

Award shows and magazines the day after. Anytime you see like a fun sketch of like fashion, like a fashion illustration, like it's it's it's loosely, it's a loose interpretation, you will see this company's work. Okay, So, so I met Emily, Emily Edelson, part of the tribe uh and her husband, her husband Jordan's no kidding, and they they own and run Chic Sketch And it's spelled it's not chic like a chic like s h I e k. It's it's c h I c sketch pronounced, but not established that

they're Jewish, probably naming them after an Arab prince. A chic would probably it's a chic sketch. So anyway, they're on Instagram, they're all over and they have they also have a website as well. Now, Um, what I wanted to tell you guys is that they did this for for us, for free, just to have complete transparency, right, free sketch for us. Right, So that's where the free ship was. It's a free well free cheek, free cheek

for us whatever free anyway. Point is they if you go to chic sketch dot com that's s at C H I C sketch dot com, they will give you off if you use the promo code Brooklyn okay, and then the reason why and then again not a sponsor, but I said that I would. I would pay it forward because if you like what you see, they will

do one of you. You they could send you anything, and they're also available and they're also available to have to do virtual zoom rooms and conferences to spruce it up a little bit, and they will do the sketch live whatever you want while you're having your conference call. You know, some people bring lamas and donkeys into the room as just as a joke, you know. They they pay these services to have horses and and and crazy crap going on in one of your squares of the weekend. No,

it's true. There are these companies out there broody that thrive on unlike you want. You want a donkey to show up for an hour during your face time or your you know your your your you know your your chat, feel free to bring it in and and you pay them by the hour. Well, if I want an ass in my zoom room, I just call you. Yeah ha ha. Anyway, they will give you a real fashion illustrator and add it to your conferences or your virtual events um for

the time being. Hey, hey, it's like a three commercial. No, it's not a commercial. I'm giving you. I'm telling you what the services are. Right. So the point is the fashion illustrator will will take it and they'll you'll see it live in lifetime, happening while you're doing your while you're doing your meeting or whatever. Anyway, go to the website or download their app, Chic Sketch. Okay, they have the Apple and I would like to I would like to comment. First of all, they did a nice job

with the drawing my plaid shirt, your shirt. It looked like it looks like us. No complaints there. But there's there's two things with my drawing that I feel like it has nothing to do with talent nothing a talent um in the picture of me in the Brooklyn Boys logo, which by the way, I would like to photoshop at some point and change the shirt. You don't like your shirt you're wearing, and I didn't pick that particular shot

are okay. However, in that picture I'm wearing a button down shirt with a white layered shirt underneath, right, So it's not to make it look like um Joey boombots from Brooklyn with the chest hair and the whole thing. So in the picture they drew you are true to life. Your shirt is unbuttoned down too, your belly button right. But now my shirt is also unbuttoned the same amount as it was in the original picture of the Brooklyn Boys logo. But they have taken sans San's white shirt.

By the way, that's French fort well because because okay, my shirt is unbuttoned all the way down to my nipples. All right. But here's the thing. She was cool ifying you that's all uh, because she's okay, keep in mind, keep in mind she's a fashion hold on before you go further, she's a fashion illustrator, so so she wanted us to look even she wanted. By the way, if you don't know we're talking about, go to our instagrams and twitters and you'll you'll see this sketch and it

is beautiful. They did a wonderful job, and I was so excited when this work came back because she has sketched some of the most famous people in the world. And if you take a look at her side and and the app, you'll see the stuff that she's done. And then my only thing is I you know, some people sketch you from they see a photograph of you, right, Well, she hasn't met you, that's correct. So she did a

rendering bass on the Brooklyn Boys logo. Now, if you look at the logo, Scary and I are very small in the bottom right corner. My gut tells me she cropped it and expanded it to get a better view of our faces. I get that. The problem is and again, I didn't make the picture. That picture was taken. We had a right okay, you okay, continue. What's your problem with the picture that she used. I did not groom,

I guess perfectly that day. And I may have had a slight shadow in the picture on my face, like like five o'clock shadow, like a mustache. Yeah, I know, like a like like a little facial hair. Well, maybe the lighting in that picture wasn't the greatest. I see what you're talking about. Sketched me. She sketched me with a thin either a uh, porn mustache like or like an evil villain in the nineteen twenties by a woman to the tracks, you are David David Brody, yes, or

like a bullfighter bull fighters penciled on mustache. So uh, you got a bit of a mustache. You got a stash in this, in this rendering, I gotta be honest. So Emily Tribe, my sister, if you're hearing this, I think it did a great job. You gave me a strong chin. You know. I like that the shirt looks good. You look I tell you look better in your illustration than you're do in real life, and so do I. Okay, we I would prefer to look like the illustration. But

my point is we both look bad. We look like we look sexy, We look like fucking We look like a maximum of the year or some ship. I look like I'm about to say, how you doing? Right? Right? I look at the chest, the chest, the shirt open with the chest. We look good. Man. I know I can take paint or photoshop and I can erase that mustache, but I feel like the artist. Emily, I'm talking to you. You're a talented woman. If you could redo the picture for me, as a favor. Because Scary gave you a

nine minute commer. You can just take out the mustache and and redo it, you know more, just lighten up that that that that's a two second fixed dude, that's a I can I could fix that in photoshop right now. I could take it. I could do it. You want me to do it, and I'll do it for you. I know our slices can do it also, but I would like the original artist right like, actually, I want the slices to make it worse. If you could just send into renderings quit Brody with a really bad handlebar mustache.

Would also give him a facial extra facial hair while you're at it, Okay, I would also like you if you're gonna do that, because in real life I want you to make Scary look a little more like he normally does in real life. If you could, just if you could connect his eyebrows and they could just one big eyebrow. You know, you know this is this is a challenge for the slices. You know they're gonna be scariest. Teeth do not look like one white block of teeth.

If you could make them a look a little more realistic, dude, we're gonna look like a subway pos stir before this is over, like defaced and vandalized. I will say the logo part the Brooklyn Boys and the pizza that is fantastic, fantastic. I love the kind of weathered look of the letter ring. So again she made us look better. But again it's the mustache having and Scary have. Now if you want to take the mustache and put it up on top, you know, want to add a little bit in there,

that's right. But yeah, so anyway, but again maybe it maybe give me a white T shirt cover up that No, no, no, no, see that's that's but nobody knows what the original picture looked like. That's her interpretation. Now leave it, Come on, you gotta leave that. Emily, just button up one more button for him, maybe, yeah, also give him a tuft, a tuft of chest hair. Yeah, it's sort of look I'm trying to think of what it looks like. It

looks like it's the shape of something. It almost looks like a bat like my neck and the Yeah, so I'd like you to add a chain, a gold chain around Scary's neck. Come on, a horn with a with a horn like they like they the Italians were in Brooklyn. I would like it to see a chain on him one eyebrow and maybe you know, realistic up his teeth a little bit. Well, it's getting a lot of love. So I meant to tell you that promo code has to be either all caps Brooklyn or all lower case Brooklyn.

But it won't work with the capital B in the lowercase Brooklyn. All right, so just and download their app. Okay, there you go. More information is at their website and on the app. I can I I gotta, I gottah. And by the way, this was not a commercial. We're not being paid for this, No, but I feel like you should have hit the jingle I want to send. I want to send a call out. So talking about free ship for us. Because of the COVID nineteen pandemic,

companies have trimmed down their product line. Okay, so some companies are making as many flavors of ice cream as they normally do. Uh. Some companies are not making as many serial flavors they've so you may have noticed there are some products you can't find it. I don't know what I'm talking abo about, Santa, like like handwipes. So people are not paying for maximum internet speeds. Sorry, what it's you. It's listen, you paid a quarter of a

million dollars for your home studio. It's just sound like we're gonna get an I T person in here. I can tell you right now there's this digital glitch. They will identify it and be like, ah ha, it's brody. Yeah, okay, but continue. So I'm a big fan of Tostitos baked scoops. Okay, they're like less fat and carbs, a little less than carbs, but um, they're they're baked, not fried. Okay, I but I go through a bag a week. I love them. I used them for nachios. I use them dipping in

my salsa. Debaked is that what you call it these days? Dipping in your salsa, dipping in when you're in the basement, my own d So that unfortunately, when you see the losses and the things that people have given up because of the pandemic, toast Ittos has stopped making baked scoops. Okay, they're not making the hint of they make the hint of lime. So they make regular scoops fried scoops in like seven flavors. But they decided to cut back on a couple of flavors of fried and the baked ones.

I feel like that's a imbalance. I feel like when you make seven flavors of fried and what the baked scoops baked not fried? They make baked lays. Maybe there's a reason. No, they make baked cheetos. I tweeted at them, and they used to make baked scoops. Yes, I'm telling you that. They said, because they've had to cut down, there's not as many employees at the job site. They've had to streamline their their industry. I get it, but

they've they've eliminated my favorite product, so slices. If you are somewhere and you find toastitos baits scoops help her brother out there like three dollars a bag. I'll find a way to reimburse you. I'll venmo you if you want actually get me some scoops. Wow, look at you. You're very demanding, dude. I don't ask things, Really, I don't ask. I don't ask. You asked for a sketch of us? What that sketch podcast? But we're giving we're giving this person, We're giving her some loving in return

what is what did what did um? What did you get in return? What did she get in return for the GRAPEO the case of grape Lacy Goodson? What did she get in now? Has gotten like nineteen mentions on this pod. Yeah, but that doesn't help her any She doesn't have a business. She doesn't she doesn't not profiting. Do you know whether or not I CENTERND Morning Show. Shut You don't know that. You don't know what you don't You've been in quarantine for the entire time. I'm

calling bullshit. Hey, Lacy Goodson, tell me what Brody sent you? Why don't you why don't you text that there? Hold on? I believe I sent her a shirt for the first case. I have not been in the studio to send her anything. Uh. Our information is as on my desk yet by damn scoops. I bet you find them on eBay for quadruple the price. I looked on they don't have. I looked on Amazon, Walmart, Target. Nobody has them. I'm telling you they're gone. But somebody

lives near Bodega, a little grocery store I know. But where they don't go off, they don't where the ones right, they don't fly off the shelf as quickly in places like a gas station. Maybe right, they're sitting there, sitting behind some potato chips that nobody bought, and nobody's they're sitting. They're sitting behind the dipsy doodle bag. They're they're they're usually I want to say, they're like beige or light brown, like tan, and they have a purple logo in the

baked scoops. Hook a brother up, I'll hook you back up. Do you want to hear a story of hope? I thought I just gave you one. I hope I get my bike Tostito scopes a story of hope that change like it's mail time. Welcome, you've got mail. You can always email us at the Brooklyn Boys Podcast at gmail dot com. And also you can um you can become a send us your sponsor leads there too, or send us a sketch. I'm happy with the sketch man. UM.

Here's this is from. Uh, this is from Maybe I shouldn't have said his name because of the story I'm about to tell. What does the next line say, please don't read my name. By the way, No it doesn't, which I'm surprised because wait, do you hear his story. Hold on, hold on. By the way, there is a little bit of advice. If you have email, a radio station, or you know, you write something to somebody else, you should lead with don't say my name right, and maybe

don't put your name in it right. What do I call? What your name is? I'm It's okay. But what people do is go, hey, my name's Steve Jones. Don't mention my name by the time you read it. If you're reading it out loud, it's too late. You got to open with don't read my name out loud. Well, the subject is I asked my own d I grew up as a swimmer and I was super flexible. I tried it and it worked. Oh my god, he's succeeded. He sucked seed. Um, Please keep my name anonymous if you

want to talk about it without me. Oh, no, I said his name. Oh did he really put it at the end? No, it's in the header header. Wow, so is his penis? Well, here's how we here's how he rectified. Here's how he how here's how he eat. He got a choke, Come and shut up? So do I you dick? Okay? If I was a dick, i'd be in this guy's Okay, go on, here's how we erect defied the situation. By the time you hear this podcast, as to his name

will be blocked out. I was just gonna say, if he's a swimmer, I wonder if he lapped it up. He continues on, I grew up about the same time as Scary in about the same place. I'm thirty six from Long Island, and I won't say Brooklyn is part of Long Island? Did you say Long Island? Long Island?

But I although he's changing the topic here, but I I also played suicide asses up as a kid and had my mind blown when I found out on the podcasts he's at the beginning of the song he had a mind blown moment that at the beginning of I'm Real, did he did he his own m At the beginning of I'm Real with Jennifer Lopez and Jah Rule, she says, are you l e and not and not? Are you ready hashtag listen in order? So there you have it, Thank you anonymous, and we can have it all over

these days. Well, it depends on where we depends on especially on Twitter. I've been promising how I got paid for a flat tire story for three episodes. Now, okay, So I think I should tell it, go for it. So I'm driving one of my cars, the one I bought from my from one of my kids, and I made a right turn and all of a sudden, I

I see the light go on. It says low tire, and uh, the the whole right side of the front of the front, right side of the car goes like down immediately right I was going, I want to say, maybe five miles. Maybe I made her. I made a right turn on red and I was going really slow and I must have scraped slowly. I must have scraped against the sidewalk right or the edge. There was a little like a little side of the side of the road. So I get out of the car and I look

and the car has a gash and tire right. The tire is I don't know, maybe three months old on the car. It's got four relatively new tires on the car. Like well, that shouldn't have happened. I didn't hit anything substantial. The side of the tire shouldn't have split like that. So I priced to tire out. I go everywhere to find the tire. I can't find the tire if anywhere less than uh, you gotta for like one bunch of places wanted one fifty for it one sixty. It's been discontinued,

you know. Because they discontinuous, you have to buy when you need to tire in a year or two years, you can't match the tire, so now you gotta buy four new tires again. The tire scam. We talked about this a couple episodes ago. Something to myself self, I don't I don't know about this this tire thing. I don't think the tire should have gone. So I call up Goodyear Tire, okay, and I I tell him I found the tire. I found one place that has it, and uh, I feel like the tire shouldn't have split.

She's will write me an email and send me a picture and uh a copy or receipt from the tires which I had to go get from the guy who sold put the tires on the car, and I'll see what I can do. So, wow, that's really nice to you. I send her everything and she says, all right, here's what you do. Go to the tire place and have them right up. What's wronging to tire and tell me

how much tread is left on the tire. Right, we want to see if it's a new tire or not, like how old it is, because if it's old, they're not going to replace an old tire. So I I make an appointment with should I say the name in the tire place? Go for it all right? With Mavis Tire. They're everywhere may discount tire. I think you've got the answer right there in the word in their slogan discount. Okay, but they had to tire and they had it a

low price, so Mabe discount tire. The tire happened on Friday. Feels okay. I tweeted it good Year, Good Year. Immediately got back to me, what can we do? What's the problem? How can we help with? Sorry, you're not happy with the tire? So, first of all, major props the good Year. So well, they they're they're they're good Year, dude, they ruled they're the top notch people. And then it turns out they owned Dunlop. My tire was a Dunlop. I didn't know Dunlop was own by good Year and it

was done because it's done side lopped. It was dune lopsided. Thank you, and so I I. So I called the tire guys and they say, uh, you gotta put it in the computer because we're closed. Go on the website. Because the best price for the tire was web only. You had to buy the tire online. So I go. I pay for the tire. I make an appointment for um Tuesday, right, and uh it was it Tuesday? Yeah, for Tuesday, because I needed two days to get the tire.

On Tuesday. I I set a time for four o'clock because it was that's the time that was convenient for me. And they're like, great, it's all paid for. I have the tire. I call up. They say, yep, you're in the system. We'll see at four o'clock. Great sounds great, sounds great. So I get to the tire place on Tuesday. Now I need to use this car on Wednesday the next day, because that's why I need to tire fixed, because I gotta go drive my mom somewhere and my

mom dry lives not that close to me. And you know, I told you my Dodge charger is over on lease miles. So I've been using my daughter's car to save my miles on my least car because it only gets set amount of miles. So I have to take this car to drive my mom somewhere to go pick up the next day. So I gotta get a tire fixed on Tuesday. This is all culminating in one big catastrophe. I can feel it. Oh oh yeah. So I get to the tire place. The guys know me in there. I go

there for years. Hey, what's going on. I'm here for my appointment. Clicking and clicking and click on the keyboard. We don't have an appointment for you. Oh well, Um, I did the appointment. Uh but listen, I don't know how busy you guys are. But I ordered the tire such and such models, such and such size. Uh yeah, we would have to tire what. Yeah, we don't have any order for it. Would have a tire I did. I got it. I got a confirmation email. I got it.

I took a screenshot of my confirmation number. Yeah, we don't have that. Here's you have to call a corporate office. So I go back outside. I call corporate. I get a very nice woman on the phone and she says, um, oh yeah, our computer crashed on Monday, and I cancel everybody's appointments. Yeah, So I said, well, why didn't you notify everybody? Well, there were two many people to notify everybody. Want to email everybody out, Well, the computer crash when

everybody's contact information. So I said, now, wait a minute, I paid for the tire. Oh yeah, no, that part they have have the purchase, They got my money. But the part, the part that I need the tire and the appointment that they don't have, they have. They have my money. That transaction no problem. The part of my

tire showing up, that's a problem. Okay, So I say that are I say to our ah, what was what was her name was em Z, m z MC something like that, I said, em Z, I think it was m z as as m I m Z. I said so yeah, because we said letters, I said em Z. I said, here's the thing. I made the appointment over the weekend on your system for today because I need the car tomorrow. If I take my car, I have to pay five cents five cents a mile. It's gonna cost me twenty dollars to take my car to drive

my mother where she needs to go. As opposed to this car I need to tire fixed, she says, Oh, I said, I as plus, I said, I spent a hundred with the mounting and the balancing and everything was like a hundred and fifty five dollars. I spent a hundred and fifty five dollars on a tire. At that point, I hadn't gotten full confirmation that good Year was gonna pay for my tire. So I'm living so because I need the paperwork back from the tire guy to measure the tire in my trunk to verify that it was

a relatively new time I'm getting. I don't know I'm getting my money back from good Year. So I'm fighting full my life here. So I said, now, look, I wasted my day. I planned it around coming today right with the with the with the I had. I had a called Triple A to put a donut on the car so I could drive it to you guys. So me, this is really Mavis fault. This has nothing to do with Goodyear, right. So I said that. I said, look, you gotta you gotta do something for me because I'm here.

I said, can you get the tire here tomorrow at like ten am? And if you get it done at ten am. I gotta pick my mom up at one I'll have enough time. Well, you know we might be able to get to tire. I said, great, Now, what are you gonna do for me for making me waste my day here? And now I gotta come back tomorrow? I said, and see your right day. This is the free dessert part for you. That's not just, it's not even. It's not even. So she says, um, let me see

what I can do. Okay, She puts me on hold as me emz rather and she comes back and she says, um, you know what, I'll credit you on that. That's not enough. So I said, what have we learned? Slices? That is not enough? Right? So I said to her, I said, Emzy, I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest with you. There's a possibility good year, maybe taking care of part of the price, all of the price of the tire. So giving me twenty five dollars off a tire I may get for free.

I don't want that, and is really not worth my time? You wait, I'm he had wasted my time today at four o'clock. Right, I'm not being mean to her. I'm just saying you know, in general, not not good. She says, um, yeah, you know what, you seem really nice. I feel terrible about it. Hold on, Hold two, she says. She says, uh, uh, what would it take to make you happy? I said, well, I come here all the time. I would like to store credit. Please for me this tire that I can

use on whatever else I need breaks. Uh, you know, a retire racation alignment something, not this tire. All right? Hold on, She comes back, and she says, Okay, I spoke to my supervisor. I can't do any any better than fifty dollars. She told me. She says that she's gonna authorize fifty dollars. So I said, well, I mean, you know I'm coming at twenty years. Uh. I said, that's very nice of you. Emz. I said, okay, that's fine. So that because I was nice, I said, I'll take it.

You know what, You've been really nice about this, and we messed up. I have discretion. I'm gonna give you seventy five dollar credit. I love you you, I love em Z, I love you, I love Mavis. That's very kind of you. No problem. I go inside. I tell the guys, they said, would guarantee the tirell be here in the morning, which it was. I got to tire the next day. I got my seventy five dollar credit. They took the measurement of the tires. They wrote all

the notes on the receipt. I scanned the receipt, I sent it to good Year, and two days later they sent me a check for the full amount of the tire. And I got a and you got you. So they paid you seventy five dollars to show up there for no reason. So you actually did an appearance, is what you did. You made an appearance. I may have to get the other three tires damage too and make some money.

So I want to give a shout out, uh too, Goodyear, amazing customer service, incredible social media got back to me boom boom right away company, although mavis Is computer screwed me. Human error, no computer error, yes, m Z and the staff of the Mavis's dealership near me. I like, I like a story that ends well, and I've got seventy five dollars to fix my car next time. Yes, well,

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