#130: A Day Without Heat

You are wrong, my friend. No I'm not. You're wrong. You're saying the song Human is by Human League? Sure? No, No, I'm staring out at the computer, my man, I don't believe you. Okay, coming to the luge, I don't look it up right here? Human by the Human League save the same people that did this song. Wasn't that was

Curry A. Lason? No? Mr and Mrs Broken Wings Broken Wings? Right? Yeah, but I also thought they did Human Really the same band that Trap that that disappoints Man's Bay and Broken Wings? This is this is? Mr Mr? What is this? I don't have this trap? I should get this song. I don't have this one great song, dude. The song. It's not great. It's all came Mr Mr. Yeah, this one. This was a bigger hit than Cry like this. Those are the two. Mr Mr. Song is a guilty pleasure song.

Guilty Pleasure? Are we starting now? Oh? I thought this was the podcast? Why would I want to be talking about Human League? I don't even know who that group? Don't you want to talk about I have no idea, it doesn't late. I have no freaking clue you're talking about. It appeals to who I mean. That's the way you want to start a podcast, you just as you want to say, we're not going to start the podcast over

the top, over the top, start with the opener. Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg Joe Episode one thirty. I think I wish I'd be out of here by now? Or is it episode one thirty one? Who knows? We don't have an outline today? Greta's freeball in it? Uh? You know what, I've been so busy, Honestly, there's so much going on with the Elvis Durran Morgan show that I just don't have the time to be honest. And I apologize, and I know my role to come

up with the outline. But this is where I would say, scary ball Freak, you guys are more than welcome to fill out an outline as well, right because we're not busy, No, we got nothing to do. Nothing on our plans basically what we all days watch you work. Yeah, it would just be nice to know that I wasn't alone and then I could have some help. This is, by the way, I am here with you now on iTunes. It is episode one thirty episode That's what I thought, episode one thirty.

I had that back of my head. You know, you know what happens guys, You you know the all the all fair heads. You may have friends like this that are really miserable and they want to bring others down. Bald Freak is that guy, because he's living without any heat in his apartment, so he's so upset at the world. What happened to you? Ye, he's like, he's let's you know what scared? You have any music for this? Can we go through the characteristics of the bald freak? You

know he's load at the man? Is this where we're going with this podcast? Is what happens when I did all I did all I did was. I mean, we didn't even introduce ourselves. We did nothing. We didn't do the call to action you know called action. Yeah, they called the action. You have to email us at the All Fair Show at gmail dot com. We got some great email over the weekend. Also, you can get in touch with us on Instagram and Twitter at the fair Show. We have an off fair Show Facebook page. At the

Fair Show, we have all that fun stuff. This is a podcast. It might be new to some people because we're now on iTunes and Google Play. You know, we you know, we're going wide, guys. I mean this is huge. Yeah, you know, I don't know what we have to offer these people, but at least it's at least more people are hearing this drible than ever before. I'm not even kidding, well you laugh. Let me take this opportunity to introduce myself.

My name is Ronnie. Thank you very much. Let's move on. Okay, and I'm scary and that's Greg I'm over here now, which, by the way, you stole from Andrew Dice. Not okay. We've been talking about this for a while now. Greg t likes to borrow thoughts and ideas and catchphrases from other facets of life and then anything and then conveniently forget that he stole them from those places. I'm not what are my plays? Right? What am I stealing? Nothing? We know when you stole? You know what you stole.

You stole his line. And that is not only that's not just like a random line. That his routine. It's always been my line. That is Andrew dyces Clay. That's his quintessential signature, right right right, I feel you exploding already, getting ready to explode. Why do you want to explode? Why? Over the overall over here now? Because I was too smart to think about it, And you're like, well, now he says it all the time. Why does that bothering you? Bother because come up with your own ship. I am.

I'm over here now, that's my such. You know what, You've lived long enough off of everybody else's bones. Everybody everybody writes right stuff for you's like just you just prop them up in the corner. Can you give the music for this place? If you're gonna be angry, give us some with drums. Dum dum dum dum dum dum, dumb dumb dumb, ever angry dumb dumb dumb dum dum dum dum dum dumb dumb dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dummy. He's angry. I'm angry.

I'm just being Realist's angry. So angry um um um um dum dudu. Come on vamping for you, Star Jones, come on, go angry. He's angry. Look out stears angry today? What did you do? This is just in a random trump sell I like this, I like this. This is are these are these outtakes from your demo tapes from your basement. Guess come on, this is not this is not very good. Angry. Hey look lest hey, you know what I heard? You know I still over the weekend

on YouTube? Have you guys noticed this? This really cool thing on YouTube? So they interview like these eight and nine year old boys and girls and they play like their dad's music, like old school, like like a C d C. Nirvana, you know, Pearl Jam, all kinds off like that, and they asked them their thoughts on that music. Have you guys seen it? All? Freak? You gotta check it out. It's really cool. If you go to YouTube here. I'll go to YouTube right now and see I can

pull them up or you gotta check it out. It's really amazing. These kids. They listen to a C d C music and then they analyze it. It is so cool. Why am I hearing timpanies now? I don't know what he's doing. Is he just playing a record of drum sound? And this is Indian drums? It says, I don't know. See, this is what happens when we don't have an right. This is wrong, Captain Wax. Here's a here's a YouTube clip of a ten year old boy playing drops on

his washing machine. Listen to this, right they do Metallica Walfrey, check it out. It's called kids react. Kids react, Kids react, kids react, Yeah, and they have kids react to Metallica, kids react to Nirvana, kids react to a C d C. So what they do is they put these headphones on these kids and then they play music down the line, like all the hits that you know, and they have to interpret it what they're thinking about. And these kids

know how to play instance. No, no, no, not at all. No, they're just little kids, are innocent little kids, and they play the Metallica and they go what are your thoughts on Metallica? And they start playing. They don't even know how metallica. They're like eight and nine years old. It's so cute, it's so funny. Really, yeah, they do a c D some about how about kitten reacts to cucumber? Oh my god, there's thousands of videos out there the

way cats respond to a cucumber. Like a cat will be facing in one direction, do you put a cucumber behind it? And then the cat turns around and when he sees the cucumber, he jumps back at thousand feet And by the way, there's thousands and thousands of these of these videos out there. I have, Yeah, ever Google, it's all out on iTunes. Now, kids, you have a Google. What is it? Baby's first pickle? Oh my god, babies first something or other where where babies taste like something

sour for the first time. I haven't seen that. I've heard about those driving seen that though on YouTube, These first pickle. No, I'm gonna check that. A film that bald Freak was watching over the weekend. You know today today is a national pickle debt. It really yes? Where all right, well, we should have had pickles. We should have had some sour pickle. You're the executive producer of the off air show who said that? Who dictated me? The executive producer? Not me? I certainly didn't you the

one who created this. I guess you dictated yourself exactly. Well, listen if there's anything to talk about. Yeah, did you always drop us an email at the first show at gmail dot pickles at gmail dot com. I feel like bald Freak is slipping in his old agent. I mean we we had a little bit of a little bit of a spat earlier before this starting. Yeah, he he really thought that the song human was by a group called Mr Mr and not gonna bring this up the Human League. Well, I don't know. It was kind of

at the top of this podcast, or was it? Did we cut that part out? What's on your mind today? What's going on? I have no heat in my apartment? Why do you have no heating your apart? That last weekend, Easter weekend, right before I was to leave to go to my sister's out in Long Island for the weekend with the dog, had everything all packed up ready to go. I said, you know, I'm a little early for my train.

Let me go down to the basement, right, get some paper talents to pick up Button's pooh out in the backyard. That and I opened up the door and it's a waterfall in my in my basement wall. So you know, it was a bad scenario that kind of turned out okay. That the management company they they actually picked up the phone when I called him on Saturday morning. They brought a plumber over. So I figured, I have the pipe will be fixed by the time I get back from

the long weekend. What are you playing? Said? There was a waterfall of talk about the waterfall. I hate this song. I love this song. Oh my tlo classic head sheering, banging my head? Why are you banging my head? My tailc my head. I thought it was a sheer ta. You can't even wrap my head around waterfall. I don't know if I can continue to narrate a story waterfalls behind just draw the car. The waterfalls be a car, be a ship about waterfalls. Has nothing to do with

TLC waterfall. He said it was a water fall. That's all he needs. He just needs one word, alright. So I come back from the weekend and I text the management company, is the pipe fixed? Yes? The pipe is fixed, but they conveniently do not tell me that they've turned the furnace off in my apartment. So it's cold now, I mean it's it's April. It ain't seventy five and sunny out. And I know this is the first world problem, but this is also I looked it up. It's against

the law. You can't be denying me heat, yo. So who are you gonna complain to? I complained to them, I said, because they want to shop around. You know, the summers coming, the guy mate wants. It's probably a big nut to replace the furnace. Great, t you're a contractor, right, you know, you're right, you can't do that. But if you are living in an apartment where there is a central heat and a central air conditioning, like down in like what is it is? It's called a no ABC

village down in that area of the city. You know, let's see what I'm talking about, ABC like down in that area talking about Alpha alphabet city. That's it. I'm ABC village. Oh my god, I forgot it. Give me some vie. Listen. Don't please don't please don't listen, Oh my god, please don't please. If you want to the ship. I can't even ABC. So I had a friend, please

turn it off? Oh my god. I had a friend that lived in alphabet city, down and out in the city, in the down in that area, and he had central air and central heating. So so what they did was they have to take into consideration everybody lives in the buildings, so unfortunately they he cannot control his own heat. So sometimes it was really hot, like so if it was a hot day, let's in April, the heat was not scheduled. No, please do not hot? Oh my god. No. I want

to know. Is it's a lot of money to replace a furnace in an apartment building out? Yes, I would imagine, right, so the landlord now has to make a decision. But I'm freezing my buns off, Like this isn't something that you should be shopping around for if you have a tenant who's paying a lot of money in rent, is my argument. So I feel like I should be duly compensated. I don't want to pay rent on the days I don't have heat. How do you think about that? What

do you think about that? Get some lawyers? How about that? Is anybody a lawyer? Fairhead Attorneys said you're right, we definitely Why don't we call our friend smaller isn't well? I am going to call him off the office. I'm not gonna call him. He's ahead lawyer, lawyer, really, But then I also recognize, you know we're going to Mexico at the end of the week. This is the first world problem. I can just put three layers on and tough it out until it is seventy degree sunny out right,

and then you're not gonna eat heat at all. But it's stressing me out because I feel like, again, this is you can't deny me heat if I lived in the ghetto. You couldn't deny me heat if I do. No matter how much rent I pay, You're not supposed to deny me heat. You're the temperature is supposed to be a certain certain degree the staff. So I'm all riled up. Can't you hear in my voice? I'm riled up. And I got a lady coming over tonight and I

gotta bring space heater so she's not uncomfortable. That's well, freak. I will tell you this. I think you're onto something. This is why you've been divorced seven times. This has nothing to do with me. I think you should actually short change them for the amount that you think that the heat is worth. Let's say you you feel like you've been like a five dollars, maybe a hundred tops. I think you short change them a hundred dollars and rents say, look, this is for the heat that you

didn't supply. Well, the idea is that like they were supposed to come either yesterday or today to to look at the furnace and then make a decision on what he was gonna do. So now I get to the other guy can come till Thursday, So Monday too. It's gonna be fifty three in New York City tomorrow it's gonna be you're living in a junkyard, and you're like, I'm living in the junk that old TV show way back when something that's a no brainer it there at

least instrumental can talk over it. That's a layup. Oh my god, I was just saying that, that's what it's like. Oh here it is Walfrid's house. So I text the latter has been coming in like, hey, okay, Thursday. But don't you think that since you're breaking the law here, that you should compensate me for tough in this out and I got the old she started typing and then stop typing, and she did not respond because she's probably got to go back to the land on and go Yo,

what do we do now, landlord? Well, Fred, this is like your place. Seriously, you're living in a junkyard over there. For me. You know what, My house got destroyed by a hurricane. I've lived in and were situations in this You've had no You've had no luck with the ladies. More seven times you got no luck with apartments or houses. They've been flooded, and now you've got no heat. This is nothing. This is why you're angry at the world. Who said I was angry at the world. I'm not

angry with a small little pecker. I mean, you can't has nothing to do with it. And that's not even true, it's very true. How would you know that? You know? Because ball freaky. He shows me peckers in the pool, He shows me nothing. God, you know it is taking a turn for the weird. Yeah, can I tell you what's on my mind? Yea, it was on my mind right now. It heat. It was Earth Day rights got

He lives up in a pet heat. I have plenty of heat once you give me some here heat bro right, why are we telling about first world problems on the podcast? There's some people that don't even have a pot. The pistons got no, no, no, no, no. Let's be clear. Everyone who listens to this podcast has heat. Every everyone who listens to this podcast has heating. There, let's ask our all fairheads if you have heat or if you

don't have heat? Right now, of fairheads, drop us a tweet at the off fair show or an email at the offer show at gmail dot com. How long have you gone with that heat? Are you living without? He take a picture of yourself wrapping picture of your heat? Taking a picture of my thermostat. So if I need to like bust these guys balls, I got it on my my phone. Why don't we Why don't we we have people take pictures of thest I'd like the person with the lowest thermostat. What do we give them a prize?

Turn it down? They have the option to do that. I do not. My apartments like an art museum, except there's no art in it. Well, it was Earth Day over the weekend, so maybe whatever energy conservation or something yeah, you can always put put layers of clothes on. Yeah, that's so nice. You're conserving heat. If you had the opposite problem, you wouldn't be able to take as many clothes off. I mean, right, I mean I want to get it on tonight. What do I do? What is it?

What is it? What is the worst problem to have? To be too hot or too cold? While Ronnie gets it on? You know what when you have your girlfriends come over, you know, when you're sitting there, you know, lady, you can take off your clothes and you can you know, you can snuggle together blankets. Yeah, that's that's my only opportunity. We have to take our close off to have a good time. No drinks, some cherry wine. There you go. That's a classic. Yeah, yeah, dude, you could do a little.

That mean Stewart, that's what you got for making that song? Anyway, Ah, here it is. Yeah, I was thinking about it. What's what's worse than having no heat? Having no hot water is worse? Right? Oh? Yes, right, okay, we're having no water, having no electricity, no electricity, right, So I'd say no heat is like in the top five, that's got to be number four. So Okay, let's make a list. Give me yours no heat. Number one is no electricity, because

guess what, no electricity. You know what happens with no electricity? What you fucking your freezer and your your refrigerator go out, and now all all of your meats gets spoiled. Right, But you can still you can still order in that starts rotting. You can you can eat like soup and crackers and tuna fish. You can order in. You still have options. I'm writing down our select and so far I've got no heat, no water, no electricity. What would

be the next one? I think no water is clearly worse. Well, you know, I'm just writing now our selections first that we can vote on that. No heat, So no heat, I got a conditioning, oh, no air conditioning. Air. My original question was, what's worrying not having heat or not having air conditions? What about what about no elevator? Could put no elevator in an apartment building? Yeah, well if you live on a walk up. My girlfriend, she lives

on a sixth floor, walking sixth floor. No no no, no, no, She was on the sixth floor and the elevator went out for a month and a half. She had a walk up six flights. I'd say no heat is worse than having no air conditioning, because what if it's January out? What to do if it's no heat? No the worst, the worst. No electricity beats all of it, So we think about it. So our electricity for ever life? Are these are choices? No, no, no heat, no water, no electricity,

no air conditioning, no um elevator. What are those are choices? Really? You're gonna put no elevator on that list. I'll cross that off. The elevator, all right? Fine, s it up. So you have no heat, no water, no electricity, no air conditioning. Those are choices. But can we put in no car? No car is the same time having had a car in three years? That's a good thing. No no cell phone or no cellphone. That's definitely like new wallet, No, no no cell phone, hold on, hold on now category. Yeah,

that's a different that's a different conversation. That's a lifestyle thing, not a dwelling thing. Just stick in this world here and then you tackle that another time. Fair enough, Okay, So how do you want to vote? Get I don't want to say out of no heat, no water, no electricity, no air condition Get how did you say the worst thing is no no electricity. No air conditioning would have to be number two. Okay, no water would be number three? No water, and no what else is left? No heat?

No heat? No heat? His last. I'll tell you why, because I can always bundle up and wear like jackets and like layer up clothes and wear them in my house. With no air conditioning. It's a lot worse because sweating your ass off. Yeah, and it's getting naked, striking close off? Break you put you can, you take a close up. But what if there's no more clothes to take off and you're still sweating your balls off? Put back on? What are you still sweating your balls off? No, you're right,

you're right. So right, that's there you go. So that's that's got to be the order, right there? Okay, But electricity. Think about how important electricity is to us. Remember if your refrigerator where your freezing goes out and all of your food goes you've been scarred by this. You've been scaring lose worth the groceries, all right, scared? Are you good? Ball freaking? We heard scaries four? Right now? How do you?

How do you fit them? No heat? No water, no electricity, no air conditioning, because we ain't got no feel like electricity, heat, and air conditioning. There are variables that you have to take into can. If I don't have air conditioning today in April, I'm fine, who cares? But I don't have heat? And when it's forty degrees out at night and it's

fifty five degrees in my apartment, which is problem? Which is your least important out of those no heat, no water, electricity, or air condition today, I'm gonna say air conditioning because yeah, my air can this thing is broken today. Great as a ball freak has air conditioning number four, get back to me in August. Now you're up. Now you have heat, water, electricity, put him in your order. Then I'm going heat four heat no ball freak, you already had four air condisings.

I'm sorry, Heat three, Heat three Okay again, I'm going to electricity too, because again, like what if my what if my refrigerators empty? Right? Okay? Fine, and a lot of Chinese food? And then ball freak, you're saying that no water is or not water has got to be the worst. Alright. You can't shower, you can't flush the toilet, forgot about that? Right about that? Like? What are you drinking?

All right? How you wash dishes? Alright? So here's my four, My four, I gotta tell you I think, um, let's see, gosh, this is no air condishing. I will bug out without air conditioning. That's my number one. You're already hot headed. I hate you don't have air conditioning. You're gonna freaking explode. But I'm just saying today. If you went home today and you're and you found out essential air unit was busted, that's not You're fine. You know what I'm going with

no water? You know, I think you're right, right? Number number basic human needs? Right? I agree, guys, were electricities worst? Think about that. I'm gonna go with no air conditioning to I'm gonna go with number three is no electricity. I can deal without water for a little bit. I'm go out and buy water. I can. You know what I'm saying. I go into a hotel shower, I don't know, and I'm doing. Think about it is your own house. I agree with no heat, I can bundle up. I'm

with the last. That's why that's why you're just you're calling them. We gotta call the wambules on bold freaking complaining about heat of all of these items. This is the this is the Come over my apartment tomorrow night and you bundle up. You can wear like hot water bags and thermold shorts. You come over and you tell me how comfortable you are hanging out of the grand scheme of being without necessities. No heat. It's the least of all, but it's still in the top four. I'll

freeze my ass off top four. No self one will be the worst shot Jones, I got throw that. How do I find my Instagram? I'll see it Snapchat. I can't the Snapchat. I'll shoot hot cold, sweating your balls. If you can't snapchat, then your life is over. It's setting hot as balls. Okay, so yes, so Earth Day was hot balls? Right? You know? Silly question? Can I throw a banana peel out the window? Shot? It's litter, bro, No, it's not, think about it. It's compost, especially in the

concrete jungle. Where where is that? Where is that peel? Like melts down the side of the road, in like the in the grass. Often I will give you some compost over here. So you're saying what I'm saying I'm gonna throw it in the grass and just leave it there, and then five years later a banana tree is gonna drops a little. It's biodegradable at all. Going on. What I'm saying is it. Don't drop me a tissue right here. That's my compost Yosemite Sam on the podcast, All of

a sudden, I'll go and drop me, Army. You're gonna try to number two over you number over here. Boy, my bathroom is over for me number two. That's a great story. I just want. I was talking about Earth Day and I'm talking about if if I throw a banana peel out the window into the grass, isn't that actually helping the environment a little bit? I would agree. I think, you what do you mean? He's he is, he's giving it was just a fertilizer, A fleeting thought

that I had. It's litter. No, it's not not, it's not litteral I agree. I don't think bananas are litter. If it was, it was a plastic rapper that was something for bananas. Bananas. What do you bananas? You have? Give me? Harry Belafonte, Mr, I'm gonna drop my tissue right here in a company I don't know around. He gets to about halfway through every Monday podcast Most Blown. It's happening another fish. We got banana rama. All right, I'm gonna play Banana Pancakes by Jack Johnson Discovering just

my brains out? See who was a cruel summer? I didn't have he to be fine? But it's cold man, boy? What do you think? So dropping a number two over here? So that's yours? That's your thought for the days that? Should I throw a banana appeel on the floor or not? This is a silly bananas by the fresh Bee fan. Did you actually do plant well? Don't give up n

your day contributions? You threw banana on the floor. It is a real environmentalists banana splits out of the banana splits shiit in Morty krompt Yes, money the wants of their song back. They can have it? When don't they go? One banana to bananas, three banana four? It's coming up? I love that. I don't know if any of our listeners are off their heads know this song? You know, what do you think? Do you like bet you like Taquita bananas better? Or do you like what's your favorite

brand of banana. There's Jakeia. I don't really shop around. Well, what's what kind of bananas do you eat? Whatever is it at the grocery store down the block, dude, I don't no, no, no, taquita banana. What what's the other brand of taquia? There's another one? Oh, there's banana shopping and I yeah, del Monte. Del Monte makes bananas, right, take your work for it. Who else makes banana? I think Takeda is really the best banana possible. Why is that?

I don't know? There's someone about the past to paa banana makes it? So here you have that song Chakia Bana, I'm a chaquita banana that you here to say jaquina bananas? And I don't want to say have the song. I'm gonna drop me a tissue right here. You gotta you gotta stop with that, man, tis tishe coming out mysta right now? Keita banana c h I q u I t A. We don't have it in this smart pretty smart capital c actually. But yeah, but anyway, all right,

all right, so you gotta you gotta stop. Man, What do you what are you on? I don't know. I mean, you don't make any not on anything. That's the problem. He needs something. Where is where is the flow? Exit ten? You know he's Greg. What's on your Okay? So over the weekend, I was thinking, there's so many TV shows. There are so many, you know, like investigation TV shows that are on right now on all channels. What are your top You're absolute top five best TV attorneys? M

R Mason? You like this fall freak? Right? You like? I mean, do I have a choice? Your gre some list? You get some list music lawyers, Yes, give me, give me some good music for I gotta say, I don't I know Scary Jones doesn't watch those shows. He's he's going to draw a blank on this one. Come on, come on, Yeah, I have nothing scaries out on. This is like talking about college basketball exactly. It's pretty bad. I don't watch anything that has anything to do with police,

crime stories and drama. Think about it. I never was a fan from the days of like freaking Hill Street Blues to what was the one with the guy Dennis Franz and his naked What about your forgetting about Colombo? You're forgetting about co Jack. But they're detectives, they're not an attorneys. Yes, they are, Well, that's what I mean, the best law I want the best TV show detectives, not attorneys. Now you want detectives, That's what I want. I'm sorry, Harry Mason is out my mistakes like The

Hardy Boys. The Hardy Boys, Yeah, Colombo, cole Chack, the night Stalker, but he was a reporter. Come on, think about the best one that are on teams? Nothing bestreak, guys. I'm at on this one. I don't of music for a list. I don't watch those shows either. What I don't watch what is it Law and Order and c S I And there's gotta be something that stuff. Dude. There's some good ones that are still on right now, like Shades of Blue with Matlock and Remington's Steel j

Lo Mattlock j Low is on one. Shades of Blue Matlock is great. There's so many good ones right now. You gotta for you gotta figure out who did it? What about Moonlighting? Oh my god, Moonlighting was it was hard to Heart. I don't remember hard to Heart all this stuff. You guys are naming these awful shows from the seventies and eighties. Yeah, but what are the current good ones? Then? I don't Spencer for higher Higher current,

what current y cs? I those those counts detective shows. No, but there's so many other on right now, like your Criminal Minds and Castlen McCormick had cast Taking the fat Man. Yeah, now you're talking. Well, I started thinking about over the weekend. I really wanted to come up with a list of some of the greatest TV show detective this is what

you were thinking about. You're just sitting sitting in your study smoking a pipe and saying, I really need to make a list of the top TV detectives of all time. Sudden with his list, and I don't know, I was just thinking about it. I'm like, Matt Lack is a good one, you know, Perry Mason, we're good ones. What about what about what's his name? Who's these are attorneys? They're not Mattlock is a lawyer, dude, blowing the line

between the lawyers and the attorneys and the detectives. Boy, who's the European guy that walks around like you don't even know he doesn't know where he is, and he stumbles around and then he he figures out the case. I think we all just got a little done. What's his name? What's his name, the one that Danielle always likes. What's the guy's name? I don't know who you're talking about, man, Oh, come on, yes you do. No, I don't, Man, I

forget the guy's name. Now, the short guy with the black hair, Monk, Yes, ing Monk was a great He was terrific. He's got to be up there with some of the best of the best TV detectives. And I think we should come up with a list. Mr Mr McGoo, he's listening Sherlock Holmes. He was Clock Holmes. Yeah, but he's the TV. These are some of the greatest ones. How about how did you expected Clouseau from the Panther?

Was he a detective? Alright? Fine? I mean these people with the magnifying classes when their pipes and theirs, I don't know what the funk, man. I don't want to talk about this anymore. You asked him what was on his mind? This was this mistake. I should not have asked. I stepped into a giant well held sad before. This is better. Now, maybe we could regroup. Okay, right now, Scary's gonna give me a song and we'll come back on the side. And the Lions bad take it off.

Take it on, match Dad. Hey, my life is really great. Feel I'm well on my weights and my dreams coming true and I'm getting to do it. Will you? Feels so nice when the people sing along, singing along with the Banjoe, did I take it all? That? Take it all? That? Take it all? That? I take it all bad? Yeah, I'm done, get already. That's Jude and the Lions talk to side. That's time. Wow, that's usually my job. I want them to take it all back. Here's my question

the Affair Show. When can we start booking some bands to come up here for real? Like I would love to have Jude in the line up here, maybe Caged the Elephant Lumineers. Let's bring up some of these bands that are really great that you know, some of these commercial radio stations aren't playing. Don't you too big for the Affair Show? I don't. I don't think so, because they would love to be up here and ze one

Hunter doing something. Yeah. Well, you know there's a podcast called Independent Minded with stuff like that goes on all the time. You're not playing Jude in the line. They're too big for Independent Minded. I've had big artists on like you had Cage and the Elephant on Janet Devlin, I had Henry Rollins, I am had weird al No, those are old guys. I'm talking about the brand new ones. The new alternative dude, there has been around for over

a decade. Alternative music is changing now. It's no more longer like like the old school Nirvana and Pearl Jim. Now there's a whole new show. Yeah, but the music is completely changed now. There's so many more you know that sound like you know that sound that you hear, and all the TV commercials now, the Revitalists, and there's so many of them now that are out that the kids are going crazy. Fire and Arctic Monkeys. Yes, man, exactly,

we should have some of those on here exactly. See if you can get the arcade fire to come up to the why not I'll tell you why not. Regardless of how ridiculous that sounds, The point is that wouldn't you want them to play music while while they were up there? Yes, of course we're not set up for that for the off air. We're barely set it up for that for the elvistor In show. Come on, man, it's time for us to start booking some good bands up here to let people know about some new music

that's going on with that. But they're not gonna do our podcast. Oh come on, why were they not going to? Why would they not? Because it's in the tantrums? What are they doing right now? Past? Another problem? Here's the problem, guys. But when they rolled through town, you have like a small window. Okay, right, they come in, they're they're hungover, they do a show. So the next morning, if it's a phone, or I'll take if it's a phone or who cares? You don't want to fit the tant sleep

at two o'clock. Okay, listen, guy, I'm serious. Think about this. Let's get fixed the tantrums on. Let's start somewhere. Jude and the Lion Cage, the Elephant Lumine. Why don't you talk about the bleachers? Get the bleachers about this? Meaning like, look in the mirror and talk to yourself about what about the bleachers? Can we get the Bleachers on here? I don't know who that is? What, Yeah, let's get him Bleachers the guy from the Fun and he started

his own band called the Bleachers. Yeah, you know the group is that guy's name? Come on, man, you know the deal. I'm talking about. What's the guy's name from Fun That is Nate Bruce. No, that's not who's in the bleachers. That is not the other guy from No Nate, No Stop. Nate Ruce went over and did his own thing from from the bleachers is uh, shoot the bleacher creatures from the jack Anton off from New York City and he started Jackie Off. That sounds like a fake

name I'd give on a prank phone call. No it is not. He's from Jacket Jacket. Give the bleachers, Give the bleachers, Giving the bleachers, Oh my god, come on, give me, give it a don't want to get better? Give me roller coaster, give me something like that. Come on, there you go. This is I want to get better by the bleachers. Oh they we play this already, we are we not once? We've played it, not once. And

I feel like you've played this for me before. I'm just saying, and you and you crucify me for playing waterfalls. This is incredible. Listen to this hand a broken down teleman and I want to come on. I'm saying, listen, come, I guarantee believe you've been trying to get better for thirty years. Listen to course single down Parkway that's not

already because it's coming up anyway. Listen at the course coming's coming in this space to show podcast carried away with audio diarrhea, shouts like, let's experience a good podcast. That's better. This is our theme song. I want you all fair show to get better. And I think it's time that we start booking some of these bands on the off air show. Give them a stage to perform. We did it to a j RUS. What do you mean? A j R. Was on here and now look now a j R. Had their new single added to the

big station. Get that? Ok? So find the next up and comer. You can find established bands like the Bleachers. Why not Arctic Monkeys. You can't get them? I'm sorry both freak? Am I crazy? Or what? I think? You can get him for a phone exactly, somebody's gonna make the phone call. Who's gonna do that? Okay, Well let's find out who who's her record label? But let's start with the Bleachers. He's a local guy from New York, right, let's start with him. He's got a new album that

just came out. They have a brand new single that's been released, and we're of course, you know the big stations aren't playing it right. Let's give him a place to call in. I'm serious, Okay, let's do it. So let's start there. So this is what I'm looking for. Okay, if you know Jack anton Off, if you are one of our off air heads and you can help us out, drop us a line. If not, we're gonna reach it. We're we're gonna stop because dude, I'm gonna tweet him

this whole link. Dude, I'm telling you, man, dude, we want him on the show. And I think we should start the bleachers. Let's try to get the bleachers on the show. Wasn't it like growing up with a name that sounds like masturbatient? That'll be your first question when it comes out question and that will be the only question we can move on to the next time. I can't This is I p freely? Yeah? Getting better every day?

Yes we are, We're gonna get better. Tea is on the floor, and what happens when the nap I can't we drop anchor? This has been good time. Talk about our trip to Nashville. Bull Me and Bald Freaker going to Nashville. We'll go on trip that's not for two more weeks, I know, but I don't we address it here? Talk about I'm trying to get a recruitment for a third person to join us because you're gonna leave me high and dry. Hay, that covers back up for a secon.

Talk about that. Listen for real, I gotta roll soon, Katie Well freak you in the eye of the room. Greg t is on his knees. I am laughing so hard, I'm crying. Only one maniac in the padded room. Listen. Okay, if you want to talk about growing up having weird names? Where why can't we still get Lauren Weiner on here? He should be the king of the guy with the with the bad names. We couldn't get him on. That's easy. We get Lauren Weiner on. We can make the Lauren

Weiner interview. Tell about how bad that kid feels he grew up with a girl's name Lauren and his last name was Weener. I mean, come on, that's got to be the absolute pinnacle of worst names possible growing out of the boy. Did you guys see what's trending on Twitter? Lauren Weiner? No, what's turning on Twitter right now? This is actually very funny. Hold on a second. This is what's training? Hashtag things I learned from cartoons? Oh my god,

things that only cartoons could teach you. What is that? What? What did you learn from cartoons? Balt freak? I don't let's ask you, Sambody, Sam, he was here about ten minutes ago. I'm not what are you doing? I have no just keep going on forget about what I'm doing. Listen, here's what we gotta do for real. We need to go reach out to some of these groups and get them to come up on the radio station. Greg Te, what are you doing? Greg? Greg t? Okay, I gotta go.

Is there a way? I'm serious? Alright, that's possible. It is not possible? Is off? Greg t is taking like napkins in the next room, and he's he's actually putting them, trying to wipe this mess because maybe laugh so hard. I told you I tached my STAPs this podcast. This one was useless. Sorry, guys, if you've listened this, just watches slatch me now. I got some fen Man friends won't buy. Just watch me now. Just watch me. I get some for you, a little for you you want. It's just watching now.